eyebobs 2022 Spring Catalog

SPRING 2022

Bold, never-boring eyewear.

Yes. You. Can.

For 20 years, we’ve been helping people go from “No way I could pull that off” to reading the paper in something that would make Freddy Mercury proud.

Our designs don’t look like anything you’ve ever seen before because, well, you haven’t. We spend copious amounts of time designing completely unique frames because anything else would be a slap in the face, mainly around the eye area.

May it be known that these are not a cheap accessory. These are the kind of frames you won’t recognize yourself without. We painstakingly select the very best materials, like luxury acetate (versus plastic eyewear, which is a crime against humanity), comfortable spring hinges, and best-in-class, optical quality lenses so that your glasses are just as fashionable as they are functional.

In case our style quiz, virtual styling sessions, 90-day return policy, free U.S. shipping, and one-year warranty doesn't make it obvious, we care, possibly too much, about finding you the right pair of frames. Once you find them, it’s our absolute pleasure to tell you how great you look, but of course, you could just see for yourself. Literally.

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Available as Readers & Blue Light Readers DIOPTERS AVAILABLE

Find the Perfect Fit, Perfectly Suited to You. NARROW LESS THAN 130 MM

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A Closer Look At Our Lenses $95 READER Fine print? Challenge accepted. Available in diopters from +0.00 to +4.00 as well as all-day readers. $135 BLUE LIGHT Block that blue light and look damn good doing it. Available in reader and non-magnified plano lenses.

$135 READER SUNGLASSES We’ve hidden the bifocal line for you.

You’re welcome! $135 POLARIZED SUNGLASSES Now the only glare you’ll have to deal with is interpersonal.

$245 SINGLE-VISION You should be able to see how incredible you look.

Available with blue light, transition, or polarized lenses. Prices vary based on added features. $345 PROGRESSIVE Multifocal lenses for your multi-functional needs.

Available with blue light, transition, or polarized lenses. Prices vary based on added features.

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Some days you’re Fierce.

Some days you’re a Kindred Spirit. With a style that changes much faster than your prescription, you need an eyewear guru who meticulously designs frames that can keep up with your wardrobe.

That’s where we come in. Our spring catalog allows you to shop by style, so that you can find a pair for every outfit, occasion, and date with your new sweetheart who’s half your age (allegedly).

With hundreds more style and color options online, you can bet we have something that’ll make you look the most “you” you ever have.

Brace yourself for the onslaught of compliments.

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$95 R E A D E R I $1 35 B LU E LI G HT & S U N I $245 S I N G LE -V I S I O N I $ 3 45 PRO G R E S S I V E

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New

SHOP BY NEW

Our latest frames have dropped.

Which makes dropping your current frames less of an issue.

THE SCINTILLATE COLLECTION We’re not the type to dim our light, and neither are you. Say hello to a bright and bold collection that goes all-in on striking shapes and patterns. Brilliantly distinctive eyewear is how you light up a room without saying a word.

FIERCE | COLOR 10

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COLOR 59

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Breaking News.

This just in, "Local trend-setter wears Breaking News frames and looks damn good while doing it."

Not to mention, they're special-made for those with bigger heads. Whether you get a big head from all the compliments you’ll get while wearing them – that’s up to you.

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COLOR 10

COLOR 17

COLOR 59

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COLOR 77

COLOR 10

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Untamed.

No one is expecting your party trick to be pulling your readers out of your bag, and yet, here we are. The bright and bold, striped acetate and thick statement bridge will cause those passing by to be enthralled with your style whilst you're enthralled with your book.

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COLOR 17

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Fierce as hell.

COLOR 10

COLOR 17

Whether you're dripping with jewels in your little black dress or wearing an old band t-shirt you found under your bed – it doesn’t really matter what you’ve got on.

As long as you’re wearing the sassy Fierce frames with a bold, swoop brow, you’ll be just that. Rawr.

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Intrepid.

Those with a narrow head often find themselves with a terrifyingly narrow set of optical choices.

Not only will Intrepid sit just right on your face, you'll be able to wear a frame named after your bravery in the pursuit of fantastically fitting, corrected vision.

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Irreplaceable.

Like your mom's recipe book, some things are simply Irreplaceable, and this elegant-yet-everyday cat eye is bound to be your next invaluable item. Plus, their chic patterns will stop you from feeling like your mom when you put them on to read her apple pie recipe.

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COLOR 45

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COLOR 10

$95 R E A D E R I $1 35 B LU E LI G HT & S U N I $245 S I N G LE -V I S I O N I $ 3 45 PRO G R E S S I V E

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Bold

SHOP BY BOLDEST OF THE BOLD

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KVECTHER | COLOR 19

Because the windows to your soul like to party.

Chutzpah'd 1 More Color Elton John Would Approve Of.

Kvetcher 4 Distinctive Colors to Consider.

TV Party 5 More Colors, A Pair for Every Pantsuit.

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Selling boring glasses is for chumps, and we’ve never considered ourselves to be of the “chumpy” variety.

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Humble Narrator

Wisecracker

Available in 3 Colors

Available in 3 Colors

Charlatan

Art in Revolution

Available in 3 Colors

Available in 2 Colors

FR E E U. S . S H I PPI N G + 9 0 - DAY R E TU R N S

Remember when you threw a yacht party for your half birthday? Being Overlook(ed) just isn’t your thing.

These frames will ensure you never are.

SHAPE: CAT EYE SIZE: NARROW & AVERAGE

NEW COLOR

NEW COLOR

COLOR 15 | NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 10 | NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 01 | NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 21 | NARROW & AVERAGE

$95 R E A D E R I $1 35 B LU E LI G HT & S U N I $245 S I N G LE -V I S I O N I $ 3 45 PRO G R E S S I V E

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“Like ruby slippers for your face.”

— Kate B.

Merry Prankster SHAPE: CAT EYE SIZE: AVERAGE & WIDE

NEW COLOR

COLOR 59 AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 01 AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 21 WIDE

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Dorothy

Available in 3 Colors

Fun fact: Marilyn Monroe helped popularize the cat eye frame.

Honoring her legacy looks good on you. Meow.

Love Good

Kindred Spirit

Available in 4 Colors

Available in 3 Colors

$95 READER

Available as Readers & Blue Light Readers

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$135 BLUE LIGHT & SUN $245 SINGLE-VISION

DIOPTERS AVAILABLE

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$345 PROGRESSIVE

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Hundreds of Choices.

More styles and colors

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1. Master Mind (Color 01) 2. Not Tonight (Color 01) 3. Merry Prankster (Color 01) 4. Soothsayer (Color 01) 5. Rabble-Rouser (Color 04) 6. Waylaid (Color 19) 7. On Board (Color 77) 8.Board Stiff (Color 77) 9. TV Party (Color 77) 10. Case Closed (Color 16) 11. Number Cruncher (Color 17) 12. Humble Narrator (Color 11) 13. Chutzpah'd (Color 00) 14. Clearly... (Color 59) 15. TV Party (Color 59)

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FR E E U. S . S H I PPI N G + 9 0 - DAY R E TU R N S

Endless Good Looks. available on eyebobs.com.

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16. On Board (Color 59) 17. Overlook (Color 10) 18. Case Closed (Color 10) 19. Waylaid (Color 13) 20. Number Cruncher (Color 10) 21. Overlook (Color 15) 22. Old Money (Color 15) 23.Peckerhead (Color 15) 24. Biff (Color 55) 25. Case Closed (Color 67) 26. Overlook (Color 21) 27. Waylaid (Color 05) 28. Love Good (Color 19) 29. Eleanor (Color 19) 30. Master Mind (Color 04)

$95 R E A D E R I $1 35 B LU E LI G HT & S U N I $245 S I N G LE -V I S I O N I $ 3 45 PRO G R E S S I V E

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Classic

SHOP BY CLASSIC

PECKERHEAD | COLOR 20

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These will be the first pair of readers that actually make you feel like you've got something to lose.

Old Money 3 More Eye-Catching Colors (Pun Intended).

C Suite 2 More Colors That Look Good While Winking Back.

Fare n Square 1 More Color to Help you Seize (and See) The Day.

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On Board SHAPE: RECTANGLE SIZE: AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 50 | AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 77 | AVERAGE

COLOR 18 | AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 74 | AVERAGE

COLOR 59 | AVERAGE & WIDE

You’re about to look like you listen to at least 60% more NPR than you actually do.

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$95 READER $135 BLUE LIGHT & SUN $245 SINGLE-VISION $345 PROGRESSIVE

COLOR 77

Boardroom SHAPE: SQUARE SIZE: NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 59 | NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 77 | NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 17 | NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 86 | NARROW & AVERAGE

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These are the kind of frames that make it look like you wrote the book you're reading.

Two new ways to go Topless (yes, you read that right).

What Inheritance? As far as they're concerned, it's all been spent.

NEW COLOR

COLOR 44

COLOR 13

NEW COLOR

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COLOR 58

COLOR 18

SHAPE: HALF-RIM SIZE: NARROW

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COLOR 20 NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 19 NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 01 NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 17 AVERAGE

Meet Peckerhead.

When you know who you are it’s best to embrace it.

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$95 R E A D E R I $1 35 B LU E LI G HT & S U N I $245 S I N G LE -V I S I O N I $ 3 45 PRO G R E S S I V E

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Biff

Great taste for your eyes.

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COLOR 19 | NARROW & WIDE

“Gives me that Alan Rickman look I was after.”

— Stephen S.

COLOR 55 | NARROW

COLOR 00 | NARROW & WIDE

$95 READER

Available as Readers & Blue Light Readers

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$135 BLUE LIGHT & SUN $245 SINGLE-VISION

DIOPTERS AVAILABLE

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$345 PROGRESSIVE

New Size! Wide heads can now experience the joys of being an Old Sport.

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COLOR 10 AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 88 AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 17 AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 04 AVERAGE & WIDE

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Best Sellers

SHOP BY BEST SELLERS

WAYLAID | COLOR 51

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They might be the last pair you need, but they won't be the last pair you buy.

Waylaid

Board Stiff

Case Closed

TV Party 33

BEST SELLER

Waylaid If you enjoy making friends with strangers on the street (and you do), you ought to wear a frame that sparks conversation – and this bestselling pair of spectacles is almost guaranteed to get you bombarded with compliments. Ugh, how tough it is being this popular.

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COLOR 50 | AVERAGE

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COLOR 21 | AVERAGE

FR E E U. S . S H I PPI N G + 9 0 - DAY R E TU R N S

COLOR 51 | AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 02 | AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 11 | AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 04 | AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 18 | AVERAGE & WIDE

Available as Readers & Blue Light Readers DIOPTERS AVAILABLE

“I look so good wearing these glasses I just wanna kiss myself!”

— William G.

$95 R E A D E R I $1 35 B LU E LI G HT & S U N I $245 S I N G LE -V I S I O N I $ 3 45 PRO G R E S S I V E

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BEST SELLER

Board Stiff Boring eyewear is a drag. Thankfully, Board Stiff’s quirky, round shape and eccentric colors turn the concept of being “board” into downright enthusiasm. Still not convinced? It’s one of our best sellers for five years running. "Impressive" is the word you’re looking for.

SHAPE: ROUND SIZE: NARROW & WIDE

COLOR 44 | NARROW

COLOR 51 | NARROW & WIDE

COLOR 04 | NARROW & WIDE

COLOR 50 | NARROW & WIDE

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COLOR 17 | NARROW

“This style is great for those of us with a pinhead-sized noggin.”

— Susan S.

COLOR T1 | NARROW

COLOR 19 | NARROW & WIDE

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BEST SELLER

Case Closed Wearing our best-selling Case Closed frames will make it look as though you’re writing the next chapter of your murder mystery when really, you’re meticulously reviewing your grocery list. Either way, you’d make Sherlock proud.

COLOR 19 | AVERAGE & WIDE

COLOR 10 | AVERAGE

COLOR 57 | AVERAGE & WIDE

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FR E E U. S . S H I PPI N G + 9 0 - DAY R E TU R N S

SHAPE: ROUND SIZE: AVERAGE & WIDE

“I've received many compliments including from my wife, which after 25 years of marriage, is a big deal.”

— Ron P.

COLOR 44 | AVERAGE

COLOR 21 | AVERAGE

COLOR 16 | AVERAGE

COLOR 07 | AVERAGE & WIDE

$95 R E A D E R I $1 35 B LU E LI G HT & S U N I $245 S I N G LE -V I S I O N I $ 3 45 PRO G R E S S I V E

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BEST SELLER

TV Party This best-seller will make you feel like a novelist who has rubbed elbows with the likes of T.S. Eliot. The perfectly round, thick acetate frame exudes cleverness and intrigue. We offer it in a full spectrum of colors, just to prove our point.

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COLOR 59 | NARROW &AVERAGE

Sure, you could get corrective eye surgery, but what’s the fun in that?

“These frames prepare me for the daunting task of online dating.”

— Nikki A. COLOR 02 | AVERAGE

COLOR 77 | NARROW & AVERAGE

COLOR 13 | AVERAGE

COLOR 30 | AVERAGE

COLOR 51 | AVERAGE

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Hidden Gems

SHOP BY HIDDEN GEMS

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DIAL-UP | COLOR 04

To be a hidden gem is to have subtle quirks and interesting features that go unnoticed, until the right person comes along to shine a light on them. If you’re still reading this, you might be that person.

User Friendly Acetate front, metal temples, and nose pads.

Eleanor A classic shape made special for those on either end of the size spectrum.

Clearly...

The brightest colors in our entire assortment.

Finley One-of-a-kind tortoise pattern.

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BE SO BOLD

READ THE TEXT BELOW:

Can you read me now?

Good. What about now?

YOU NEED: +4.00 +3.50

Looking a little blurry yet?

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Okay, looking a little blurry yet?

+2.75

Like fourth glass of chardonnay blurry?

+2.50

Not that you'd know anything about that.

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Yeah, us either. Anway, back to the test!

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Wow. Still not blurry? Color us impressed.

+1.75

Okay, come on. Now you're just showing off.

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Seriously, you're making us +3.50s look bad.

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Every little bit helps.

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