Surprise Guild election candidates to be introduced from Casa Amor

Jake Avery Music Editor

IN a surprise twist, the Students’ Guild has declared that a barrage of extra candidates for the upcoming Guild Election will be flown over from Casa Amor, the infamous alternative villa from hit reality show ‘Love Island’. Guild officials state that the decision arose from a need for “authentic, inspiring and versatile role models” to lead the way for university students, and maintained that Casa Amor was the perfect source for “loyal and trustworthy” personnel.

The decision arose from a need for “authentic, inspiring and versatile role models”

To gain more insight into the change, Exeposé interviewed poster-boy candidate and Casa Amor hero, Chuck Nevitt. When asked about what separated him from the other candidates, he championed the fact that he “is always prepared to graft,” a statement also boasted by every other member of the roster from Casa Amor. “It’s really just about the basics sometimes — I’ve got great vibes and I’m eager to crack on with the job”

Chuck informed us with a keen grin. “And when it comes down to the other peeps from Casa, they’re all laying it on Factor 50. I don’t believe there’s any kind of connection between them and the stu- dent body. They simply won’t mug me off in favour of some melts.”

When the topic of his possible failure was broached, he provided a lengthy explanation about his thoughts on the matter: “It is what it is.”

It is what it is

Season nine of the Students’ Guild Elections begins on 22nd February. Voting is free — T&C’s apply.