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ISSUE NO. 1626

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MALLORCA

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4 die in horror smash

By Matthew Elliott One of Mallorcaâ€™s worst car crashes in recent memory saw a German family-offour killed when their rented car hit an oncoming van on the t wo - l a n e r o a d b etween Alcudia and Arta.

The horrific crash took place in the early afternoon of Monday, August 29, in Son Serra de Marina when the driver turned into the car park of famous local re s ta u ran t th e R an cho Grande. Turn to page 4

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A false alarm A BOMB scare forced authorities to action a temporary shutdown of the main public transport hub in Placa Espana, Palma de Mallorca, after po-

lice discovered an abandoned suitcase. Following a brief investigation it was established as harmless, and trains and buses started running again.

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Rough morning A RAVING lunatic raced shirtless through the streets of Palma de Mallorca on Sunday, August 28, first hurling a chair at a woman who tried to intervene before trying to hijack a passing car. He was quickly arrested once police arrived on the scene before being frogmarched to the local psychiatric unit for treatment.

Water for life TEN non-profit organisations have been awarded grants for environmental education activities, most of which are related to water. The Directorate General of Environmental Education, Environmental Quality

and Waste has awarded €4,110 to the GOB Mallorca for the ‘Clear water: the reality of water in Mallorca’ project, and a further €4,821 for the GOB Menorca for a similar initiative.

EX-CORONATION STREET star Michelle Keegan and her husband Mark Wright are in Mallorca for a romantic jaunt, and the couple shared a sweet Instagram shot on Sunday, August 28. The post followed a series of paparazzi images which appeared to show them sharing a somewhat tense dinner together at an al fresco restaurant. Keegan and Wright, both 29-years-old, are sharing a well-deserved break after working flat out for several months, during which they have rarely been together. Speaking of his excitement about their getaway, Mark told OK! magazine: “It’s going to be exciting because we’ve both been working for a good few months. “I’ve been up and down the country and so has Michelle, so it’ll be great when we finally get that time off - it’s been a long time coming.” The pair have recently been plagued by rumours that their romance is on the rocks, but the evidence here appears to suggest otherwise.

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HAPPY COUPLE: Michelle and Mark.

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PARTY STRIP: Trouble once again in Magaluf. By Matthew Elliott YOUNG British girls are selling their bodies in Maguluf as part of a highly-organised trade on the notorious party strip. Former workers and witnesses have come forward to share their depressing stories with UK media which typically involve male tourists paying bars for ‘their time.’ Most of the girls involved are in their

early 20’s and work selling shots at bars and clubs, working on commission in a highly pressurised environment. Paid a pittance unless they can sell hundreds of drinks a night, many resort to offering punters sex while some bars and girls will share a €300 fee if a man wants personal time with one of them. Many websites lure British, and other European girls to Mallorca with promises

that they can earn vast sums of money. Some are tempted by the cash on offer and hope to use it to pay off university fees, but they are usually ignorant as to the often violent underworld they are getting involved in. Job descriptions on certain websites range from ‘vodka brand models’ to ‘sugar daddy cruise ship models’ and even ‘YouTube blind-date candidates.’

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German family of four die in horror smash

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Driving a rented VW Polo, he turned into the path of an approaching Renault van which rammed them from the side. The German couple, both in their early 40’s, and their two

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young daughters aged seven and 10, were pronounced dead at the scene. The van driver suffered only minor injuries but is being treated for severe shock. The victims, who come from the Bavarian town of

Freising, are thought to have been on the island for only a few days. Their deaths were confirmed by the German Embassy in Spain. The accident brings the number of deaths on Mallor-

ca’s roads to 37 this year - 12 more than over the same period last year. The crash is said to be the worst single loss of life since 1997 when four teenage boys died on their way home from a party.

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Ironman and Ironkids 2016 comes to Alcudia

GRUELLING RACE: In which competitors endure a swim, cycle and run. NOTHING to do with Black Sabbath or Marvel Comics, both the Ironman and Ironkids competitions, sponsored by Thomas Cook, come to Mallorca on Friday September 23 and Saturday September 24. Ironman kids is a beach fun-

Probe into sick leave of police officers OFFICERS suspected of corruption in Palma are to be investigated over allegations that they are illegally taking time off work as sick leave. Councillor for public and government affairs Aurora Jhardi has requested a review of the sickness permissions granted to the officers. ASISA, the National Institute of Social Security (INSS) and the municipal medical services have been asked to investigate. The results of their inquiries will be passed to the official prosecutor said the councillor who also said It may have been the same doctor may who has been granting the sick leave for the officers concerned.

run for the under-12s in Alcudia with distances covered being between 300 metres and 1,200 metres depending upon age. Every child who finishes will receive fruit, water, a medal and an Ironkids t-shirt

so it is guaranteed that there are no winners or losers. The following day, September 24 sees the Ironman Thomas Cook 70.3 race in which some of the fittest competitors in the world will swim for 1.9 kilometres, cycle for 90

kilometres and finish the day off with a 21.1 kilometre run finishing in Alcudia. The first 40 to finish have the chance to win a place in the 2017 Ironman World Championship event which will take place in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii.

Magnificent seven missed MALLORCANS cover your eyes. Ensaimada, the famous pastry beloved of the island’s inhabitants since at least the 17th century has just missed out on inclusion in Spain’s ‘seven gastronomic wonders.’ An online nationwide poll invited millions of Spaniards and local residents to suggest which traditional delicacies were worthy of inclusion in the culinary list and, although the ensaimada cracked the top 20, joining the magnificent seven proved too elusive even for this delicious dish. Simply made from flour, eggs, water, wheat, sugar, mother dough and a decadent pork lard known as saim, the handmade pastry has encouraged replicas across the world,

none of which taste quite like the original. Once the wonders were whittled down to a magnificent seven, a fair sample of Spanish fare was on display with octopus dish ‘pulpo a la gallega,’ Canary speciality ‘papas arrugadas,’ the iconic ‘jamon iberico,’ ‘tortilla de patatas, and paella valenciana,’ and desserts ‘quesada pasiega,’ and ‘paparajotes Murcianos’ comprising the heart-stopping hit squad. Now that the seven wonders have been agreed upon by the powers of online polling, there is a movement to see Spanish cuisine recognised alongside that such classic culinary traditions as those emanating from France and Japan.

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Gay men angry at treatment CLAIMS of ‘institutional homophobia’ have been levelled at the police in P alm a a f t e r a g a y ma n was allegedly forced to stand naked in the police station of Sant Ferran. The incident is said not to be the first which involves men between the ages of 50 and 60. The Ben Amics Association of lesbian, gay, transgender, bisexual and intersex It (LGBTI) community of the Baleares, has asked the City Council to investigate. It h a s wr i t t e n t o th e M ay o r Jo se Hi l a , an d councillor for Citizen Se-

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curity Angelica Pastor, calling for an inquiry. President of Ben Amics, Jan Gomez, said the organisation has contacted others who have suffered discrimination on the grounds of sexual orientation, allegedly at the hands of the same individual. “The profile of the targeted people are males about 50 or 60 years who do not want to publicise their sexual orientation” said Gomez. Following a meeting, Mayor Hila has pledged to investigate any allegations of abuse.

VALLDEMOSSA: The villa is located close to the town. THE beautiful Mallorcan villa owned by Hollywood power couple Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, has become slightly more affordable after roughly eight million euros (unofficially) was knocked off the asking price. Potential buyers will have to be fairly flush as the 247 acre estate will still command an asking price of at least 40 million euros, according to Sotheby’s Mallorca office which handles the property. Known as S’Estaca, the Valldemossa villa was first purchased by Douglas with his first wife in 1989, for just over three million euros. The Oscar winning actor and producer forked out even more money on elaborate renovations, including a home cinema, huge vineyard and private library.

With more than 10,000 square feet of prime space and magnificent sea views, Douglas has had the vineyards and olive groves tended for more than 20 years, entertaining fellow Hollywood legends Jack Nicolson and Michelle Pfeiffer along the way. The presence of Douglas and Zeta-Jones has been relatively muted in recent years, the property went on sale in late 2014, although the significant investment required made it a hard sell. Mallorca has a long and glorious history as a prime destination for the world’s wealthy elites. Earlier this summer Brad Pitt bought himself a 3.5 million euro villa in Port d’Andratx, having spotted it while filming on the island.

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National park or private party?

NATIONAL PARK: A gem of the natural world. By Matthew Elliott JUST over an hour from Mallorca, the Cabrera National Park is a gem of the natural world, with a unique marine ecosystem and one of the most well preserved sea beds in the Mediterranean. Little wonder that the gorgeous archipelago, enviously isolated and difficult to reach, is now home to an elite set of superyacht owners, treating the area like their own private beach.

Environmentalists claim the area is becoming something of a beach club and question how this fits with the government’s duty to protect the islands’ natural heritage. The Terraferida group suggested a new sign should read ‘The Cabrera National Park Beach Club’ and has condemned the use of virgin waters for the private parties it has catalogued with photographic evidence. The islands’ isolation put them into something of a legal

limbo. Typically in Spain beaches are considered public and private use is only available with explicit approval, but wealthier citizens can get around the law by chartering private boats to public beaches. The situation is growing tense with outrage on social media over images of Arab sheiks playing on an inflatable water park amid Cabrera’s tranquil waters as though it were their own private fiefdom. This week the Balearic government finally stepped in to take action, but the impact is unlikely to deter the superyacht owners. Fines of just over €1,000 have been issued to the owner of three yachts but one of them costs €65,000 per day to hire, meaning the ‘fine’ is a mere inconvenience. The question now becomes, how can the authorities pose any kind of reasonable economic threat to these people?

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Tourist dies in third floor fall A 20-YEAR-OLD British tourist has died after falling from the third floor of the BH Mallorca hotel in Magaluf. The emergency services were called when the body of the man, who has not been identified, was found on the pavement on August 31. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Police are still investigating the circumstances of the incident.

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Unseasonal weather temps

New flights RYANAIR has announced a new route connecting Palma with the Polish city of Wroclaw. Two weekly flights will start from March 28, 2017. To mark the new route, a seat sale will be in operation until September 6 for those booking flights to Wroclaw during April and May next year with flights from â‚Ź29.99.

POLLENSA: Recorded lowest temperature for nine years. By John Smith UNLIKE parts of the mainland which have seen very high temperatures during August, Mallorca has experienced the reverse with some of the lowest temperatures of the past 10 years, according to figures released by weather service AEMET.

The drop below the average was not dramatic but Palma saw its lowest average temperature for six years. Pollensa recorded its lowest for nine years although forecasts for the next three months suggest it will be hotter than normal. To go with the slight drop in temperature, there was a huge drop in rain for the month.

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DWINDLING NUMBERS: Are largely due to natural movements of the species.

Jobless jellyfish By Matthew Elliott DECREASING jellyfish numbers around the Balearic Islands and across the wider Mediterranean should not be too much cause for concern according to the Spanish Institute of Oceanography. The research indicates that the dwindling population of the archaic translucent creature are largely due to natural movements of the species. There are typically two distinct jellyfish periods in the Mediterranean, with one featuring vastly higher numbers than the other. The data indicates that we are now in the

second epoch, which will see lower concentrations throughout the next four or five years. Rising jellyfish numbers in recent years have concerned environmentalists who blame climate change and overfishing and argue larger numbers represent an underlying problem with pollution. Jellyfish typically regulate the uninhibited growth of plankton, which is itself often the result of organic contamination and an unnatural food web gripping the seabed. With less plankton below the surface, it appears that, for the next few years at least, their job is done.

A SPATE of high-profile burglaries across Palma has culminated in the audacious theft of jewellery worth more than â‚Ź400,000 with the culprits remaining at large and their trail baffling police detectives. Lying in wait for their target to leave his apartment, the crooks snuck into the luxurious home where they found objects of obvious value computers, phones, cameras and cash - but the real prize was the keys to a neighbouring apartment, where they found far more substantial loot. Various tools and implements were left at the scene, curiously alongside a valuable earring unknown to the victims, but no fingerprints could be found. Many burglaries take place in August when residents often leave their homes unattended for weeks at a time. Palma was also recently identified as an area at high risk of home robberies by a private corporation specialising in jewellery theft.

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Sterling almost top performer Commentary by Moneycorp

EUR weekly currency update The highlight for the euro came on Monday when the leaders of France, Germany and Italy met on an aircraft carrier to discuss important stuff. It was the euro’s only newsworthy outing in a week of European Central Bank silence and unremarkable €Z economic data. Preliminary purchasing managers’ index readings from Euroland pointed to continued growth in the private sector despite decreased business confidence. The US dollar and British pound both did better than the euro, strengthening by half a cent and one cent respectively. Sterling came close to being the week’s top performer as investors continued to close out their short positions, encouraged by better than expected UK data. Support for the dollar was motivated by a growing belief that the Federal Reserve will indeed raise its benchmark interest rate this year. Investors will be paying close attention to the Fed chairperson when she makes a speech today. USD weekly currency update Ecostats from the States were fairly thin on

the ground and painted a mixed picture. New home sales were particularly strong in July while existing (second-hand) home sales fell by more than expected. The purchasing managers’ index for the manufacturing sector indicated slowing growth despite a 4.4% monthly jump in durable goods orders. All the while, investors were revising their expectations for US interest rates as a string of Federal Reserve took turns to offer their opinions. Financial futures pricing a week ago put the chance of a rate hike next month at one in five; now increased to one in three. Sterling put in the best performance among the premier league currencies as investors cut back their short positions in the light of better than expected UK economic data. It added two thirds of a US cent, though the dollar did pick up half a cent against the euro. CAD weekly currency update Among the major currencies the Loonie was one of the weakest performers, losing two and a quarter cents to sterling and dropping two thirds of a US cent. Last Friday’s Canadian economic

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902 887 243 mallorca@moneycorp.com data had more than a little to do with it: whilst inflation was bang on target at 1.3% retail sales for June looked fairly dismal, falling by -0.1% on the month and by -0.8% when motor cars were taken out of the reckoning. The pound and the US dollar, meanwhile, were doing well. Sterling was buoyed by a continuing cut-back in short positions following better than expected UK economic data. The US dollar was wining support as investors revised their expectations for American interest rates. Pricing a week ago in the financial futures

market gave only a 20% probability to a rate hike next month. Today that was up to 32%, still not odds-on but no longer out of the question. AUD weekly currency update For no good reason the Australian dollar was just about unchanged on the week against the US dollar and the Japanese yen. The three had nothing in common, least of all interest rates: Australia’s 2% benchmark is the highest among major currencies, Japan’s is negative and America’s might rise slightly this year. It was that latter prospect that helped the Greenback on its way. The yen continued to defy gravity in the face of a strong possibility that the Bank of Japan will step up its money-printing programme in response to persistent deflation. The Aussie just toddled along, untroubled by economic data or central bank comments. Sterling beat them all as investors cut back further on short positions following stronger than expected UK economic data. Overall the Aussie lost a cent to the pound.

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Thieves are selling sand online By Matthew Elliott

TORRENT DE PAREIS: One of the most abundant sources.

A GERMAN national is orchestrating an online auction flogging off sand from Mallorca’s most emblematic beaches and netting a healthy profit in the process. An outraged Mallorcan resident uncovered the affair on eBay and marched straight to the ministry of the environment with evidence that an individual with the alias ‘Rollochef ’ was selling batches of sand from all across the island. Escorca mayor, Antoni Solivellas has denounced the enterprise

as an affront to the heritage of humanity, while Andratx chief Jaume Porsell pledged to open a full investigation into Rollochef’s sand-stealing network. The environmentally unfriendly entrepreneur is allegedly auctioning around 65 grams of pristine Mallorcan sand at a starting bid of €3.90, with an immediate purchase price of €5.90. Product descriptions highlight the sand’s beach of origin and describe the tranquil setting in terms typically found on the back of a wine bottle, eulogising canyons, cliffs and gorges in po-

etic prose. Torrent de Pareis in west Mallorca is identified as one of the most abundant sources of the white stuff. Taking sand from Mallorca’s beaches is illegal and signs abound across the island warning tourists against stealing sand and rocks as souvenirs. The practice seriously aggravates Mallorca’s continuing problem with coastal erosion and has been highlighted as one of many distinct threats to local ecosystems. The particular sand on the shores of Mallorca is uniquely connected to marine life and not easily replaced.

City could run out of water PALMA faces running out of water in September unless the heavens unburden themselves of rain. Crucial reservoirs and reservations are running at extremely low levels, far worse than at the same time last year, while water consumption in Mallorca’s capital has grown considerably. Nobody is expected to die of thirst, nor will there be an exodus to the mainland, but taxpayers face a substantial hike on payments for desalinated

water imports, already expected to reach €8.6 million this year. Emaya, the company which operates the Cuber and Gorg Blau reservoirs have estimated that it will be impossible to extract more water in four weeks time unless they are replenished by adequate rains. Both reservoirs are at 33 per cent capacity, contrasted to 53 per cent in September 2015, and have been able to provide only 1.3 billion litres of water this summer between them,

compared to almost 10 billion last summer. Purchasing desalinated water is prohibitively expensive as a long-term solution and the well reserves are also drying up as population pressure continues to worsen the situation. Palma’s water demand in August was up 11 per cent on last year as record numbers of tourists flooded the island, largely oblivious to warnings seen by residents to use water sparingly.

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With body and soul A BEAUTIFUL young singer from Valldemossa is making waves in Barcelona as she brings her unique interpretation of Mallorcan jazz to the bright lights of the vibrant city. Julia Colom is studying at the Catalan city’s renowned Taller de Musics jazz

FACTORY FIRE: Crews put out burning wooden pallets. By John Smith EMERGENCY services attended a factory fire in Son Llaüt at Santa Maria Island at the premises of ice cream maker Frigo. The source of the blaze is thought to have been a truck which caught fire along with a number of wooden pallets. Fire crews were sent to the factory, in addition to a helicopter which dropped water in a bid to prevent the fire from spreading to a nearby tract of cultivated woodland. After nearly five hours the fire was brought under control leaving a cloud of smoke in the area for several hours. Officers from Inca, Sóller, Llucmajor and Calvia took part in the incident on Tuesday August 30. The helicopter came from the Balearic Nature Agency IBANAT.

school. She returns home often to perform in Palma’s old town and dreams of emulating her idols Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday. Soon she will release her first album, a step towards becoming another famous Mallorcan artist.

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Fuel allowance scandal By Matthew Elliott BRITISH pensioners living in Spain who had their Winter Fuel Payment stopped by the UK government will be furious to hear that the methodology used by the Department of Work and Pensions was fundamentally flawed. The DWP previously attempted to deflect anger over the drastic measures, which affected upwards of 100,000 British expats across the continent, by claiming that it was “overly complex” and “prohibitively expensive” to base the threshold on more advanced temperature data than simple national averages.

SPAIN: Can be colder than many think. It has now emerged that the DWP did in fact have access to data which would have radically changed how they defined

who is entitled to the allowance which, at up to £300 (€350), can make an enormous difference over a long winter. The bizarre system currently in place measures the average temperature of the country in which claimants live, leading to outrageous outcomes. Spain is deemed too hot on the grounds the average winter temperature is 5.6 degrees warmer than Britain’s warmest region, neglecting the fact housing is simply not designed for the cold. Published on the Euro Week-

ly News website, this story has naturally led to a strong response from our readers, with many pointing out the absurdity of the situation and the fact that pensions are not ‘handout’ in the mould of other government payments, but are rather the deserved result of a lifetime of taxes paid. Others have argued that if someone can afford to live in Spain over the winter, then they should be omitted from the fuel allowance, and that UK residents should come first.

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Off duty police officer saves two

RIGHT PLACE: Both children were saved. By John Smith AN off-duty member of the National Police enjoying the sun and the beach of Son Serra de Marina noticed that despite the fact that red flags were flying and the sea was rough, two young children were swimming in the sea.

He saw that they appeared to be having difficulty, possibly because of the undertow and when he heard them call for help in English he did not hesitate to dive in to help the children as the lifeguard had completed his period of duty and had left. He first managed to get hold of the young girl who

appeared to be about 10years-old as she was in the most difficulty and then returned for the younger boy who seemed to be about seven. Both children were saved by the quick thinking of this off-duty officer who happened to be in the right place at the right time.

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Fakes and frauds By John Smith OFFICERS of the Guardia Civil together with officials from the National Tax Offic e ha ve c los e d dow n a number of companies in the B a le a ric s w ho w e re e ngaged in the manufacture a nd s a le of c ounte rfe it branded clothing. N o le s s tha n 31 pe ople have been charged with offences connected with the breach of Intellectual Property rights and the operation has confiscated more than 10,000 fake garments or industrial transfers for use on t-shirts together with 13 industrial textile printing machines. Officers visited 14 commercial retail outlets and three industrial buildings in the municipalities of Son CastellĂł, El Arenal de Palma , El A re na l Lluc ma jor C a n Pic a fort, Pa lma nova and Manacor. They also investigated a website which

offered the items for sale within the Spanish mainland. Repr esent at i ves of t he var i ous com pani es and brands being defrauded accompanied the officers in order to confirm that goods sei zed wer e i ndeed f akes and an initial estimate of the m ar ket val ue of t he garm ent s sei zed exceeds â‚Ź350,000. According to the authorities, this operation was important for two reasons as not onl y di d i t shut down factories producing these fake goods, but also identified a number of retail outlets which offered the garments for sale fraudulently.

COUNTERFEIT GOODS: Items were confirmed by police as being fakes.

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Feral goats invade

Bungling robber UNMASKED, wielding a fake gun and in full view of the security cameras, an incompetent robber badly injured an elderly female employee at a tobacconist being fleeing the scene with empty handed. Police believe the time of the attack, at 9.30am in Palma on Sunday, suggests the culprit was a bumbling novice unaware that most shops have very little cash on a Sunday morning. He was caught in the full glare of CCTV cameras and appears to have panicked when another customer entered the shop, striking the worker with the butt of the weapon and charging out of the shop. The saleswoman was taken to hospital for treatment, but her injuries were not thought to be critical. Meanwhile the robber remains at large at the time of writing but will surely be apprehended soon.

GOAT INVASION: The wild animals roam freely into fincas and farms. By Matthew Elliott RESIDENTS in the calm countryside of Son Servera on Mallorcaâ€™s east coast are combating a serious feral goat invasion with dozens of the wild

animals roaming freely into fincas and farms, munching on grass and devouring shoots and fruit trees. Although wild goats have been meandering around the area for decades, the problem

has intensified into plague proportions in recent years, causing property owners to set up fences to protect their produce. Goats are even entering gardens and homes, with one Ger-

man resident awaking to find a dead goat in his swimming pool in a scene reminiscent of The Godfather. The situation has been reported to both the Local Police and the Balearic ministry of the environment.

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Arsonist caught SWEDEN: Malmö police have arrested a car arsonist caught in the act. The man is accused of being involved in at least 70 car fires this summer in the Malmö area.

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Pregnant attack A PREGNANT woman had to be induced after she was attacked by a robber in East London who punched and stole her phone. Her son was in critical care unit for a w e e k a n d n o w suffe rs from seizures as a result of the attack.

BRITISH PRESS INDUCED BABY: Suffers seizures.

Breast case

Warm weather tragedy THREE people, including two children, died on the hottest day of the year so far after being pulled from the water in Camber Sands, East Sussex.

By-election candidate FORMER soap star Tracy Brabin may put her name forward to stand for Labour in the by-election for Batley and Spen, following the death of MP Jo Cox who was stabbed in West Yorkshire in June.

S W E DE N: T h e c a s e against an ice hockey player accuse d o f g r o p i n g a woman at a night club has been dropped. The investigator sa i d t h e r e wa s n o proof a n d a d d e d t h a t th e w oman h a d ‘ g i g a n tic breasts’ so it wasn’t hard to brush-up against them.

SWEDEN’S high-speed trains are the worst in Europe fo r p u n c t u a l i t y a n d among t h e wo r st i n t e rn a tionally. Between 2008-15 only 66 per cent of trains on the Stockholm-Gothenburg and St o c k h o l m - Malmö routes arrived within five minutes of their intended times.

NORWAY: Last year asylum centres reported five unaccompanied minors they believed were being exploited for prostitution or other sexual se r v i c e s. Ju st o n e such re p o r t wa s m a d e in 2014.

Fish attack A GIANT catfish attacked a woman swimming in a lake in south-eastern Bavaria. From the size of the bite in her leg, experts say the fish was around two metres in length.

President’s passing FORMER West German president Walter Scheel, has died aged 97. The President paid tribute to Scheel, who he said “helped shape the destiny of our country for many years in a special way.”

Hi-tech bridge

Stockpile scaremongering GERMANY has launched its first civil defence strategy since the end of the Cold War and has advised citizens to stockpile food and water in case of terrorist or cyber attacks. Critics have accused the government of scaremongering.

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GERMANY’S first ‘intelligent’ bridge is set to open in Nuremberg with technology never before seen on the Autobahn. Sensors built into the bridge will analyse data such as the strain, movements, humidity and pressure from the vehicles.

Late arrivals

NORWAY: Prime Minister Ern a So l b e rg t o o k a break from her official duties in Bratislava to hunt for Pokemon in the Slovak capital’s old town. The 55 yearold took advantage of some free time to play the popular Pokemon Go.

NEWS

UNFIT TO FLY: Pilot would have put lots of people at risk.

Under the influence A DUTCH pilot, aged 64, has been arrested at Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport for having too much alcohol in his blood as he was about to fly a plane to Turkey. Pilots are banned from consuming alcohol for 10 hours before the beginning of a flight.

Rental rates RENTAL property in Amsterdam is 70 per cent more expensive than similar homes in other parts of the country. The average price of a free

DUTCH PRESS sector property is almost €1,500 a month in the capital.

Voluntary redundancy AROUND 25 per cent of staff, some 6,900 people, at the Tax Of-

fice have expressed an interest in the voluntary redundancy package being offered by the tax office Leavers have been offered €75,000 or a year’s salary if higher.

Crash injuries TEN people were injured after a freight train crashed into a bus in Osnabruck which had stopped to let people on and off, but still had its rear end on the tracks.

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Royal celebration

BRITAIN has deported a Polish national to the Netherlands who was responsible for a fatal car accident in 2013 in Limburg so he can serve his jail term. He was arrested in the UK where he was doing seasonal work.

PRINCE WILLIAM has been in Desseldorf to celebrate 70 years since the British military founded the state of North Rhine-Westphalia while Allied forces occupied Germany after the Second World War.

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UPCOMING ELECTIONS: Putin is tightening his grip.

Kremlin confusion RUSSIA is preparing for nationwide elections next month but changes within Putin’s inner circle are drawing more attention from analysts, given that the election results are assured. Several close associates have been removed from positions of power in recent weeks, leading to speculation that Putin is tightening his personal grip on Kremlin politics.

Huffy hackers A GANG of cybercriminals who wreaked havoc in the US by accessing secret Democratic Party files are also believed responsible for hacking of the World Anti-Doping Agency’s website. The details of the whistleblower who spoke out on institutional Russian cheating were targeted in what is thought to be an act of retribution.

Hockey help A CHINESE hockey team has joined the Russian-dominated KHL league. Red Star’s initiation was a glorious affair which saw president Putin sit with his Chinese counterpart to watch a game being played. Red Star hope to help Chinese hockey get to grips with the game ahead of the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing.

Threatening times TENSIONS between Russia and Ukraine continued to escalate as the former Soviet country celebrated 25 years of independence while Russian soldiers were on full combat readiness and held large scale military drills. With Russia accusing Ukraine of terrorism in Crimea, the possibility of open conflict continues to overshadow Europe.

Foreigner fine RUSSIAN coffee chain Schastye (happiness) has brazenly started charging foreigners 10 per cent extra on their bill with no mention of this on menus, adding it at the administrator’s ‘personal discretion.’

Soviet heroes SUPERHEROES are taking over Russian cinema with the release of the country’s answer to Marvel seen in new film Zaschitniki, which will follow a group of Soviet-era mutants including a man who can turn into a bear, recruited from all corners of the empire as they fight an evil supervillain.

Mammoth pirates RUSSIAN ‘tuskers’ are men who hunt woolly mammoth tusks to sell for huge profits. Preserved by ice, climate change has made access easier and many men are heading to the Yakutia region to try their luck.

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Airline profits up and down By John Smith INTERNATIONAL airlines are seeing a mixed bag of profits with some finding 2016 a very good year and others having to reduce their forecasts quite considerably. In the past month, Cathay Pacific, a one-time major player in the Asian market, has admitted it has been hit with an almost unbelievable drop in profits of 82

is the latest profit announced by Australian airline Qantas, slightly below industry forecasts.

per cent in the first six months of the

ANTONIO HORTA-OSORIO: Lloyds Bank CEO.

Black Horse, red face PORTUGUESE born Antonio Horta-Osorio, CEO of Lloyds Bank, still part owned by the taxpayer following its bailout by the government, was photographed by a reporter with a former adviser to Tony Blair whilst on a business trip to Singapore, inferring the couple were having an affair. The former CEO of Santander UK is married with three children and always promotes he and the bank, which he has run for five years, were beyond reproach. So allegations in a tabloid newspaper, which infer expenditure on ho-

year. This is due to a combination of fierce local competition and the stuttering Chinese economy with profits down to $45.5 million (€40.3 million). Others to issue profit warnings are German airline Lufthansa which blames the general economic climate and attacks in Europe which has reduced the number of long-haul passengers and both IAG which owns Aer Lingus, BA, Iberia and Vueling and easyJet.

Jimmy Choo is in prime position to continue its growth momentum with its multi-pronged focus on e-commerce and conversion of retail outlets to new concept stores.” Sandra Choi, creative director of Jimmy Choo.

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tel accommodation of £4,000 (€4,700) was partially run up due to his extra-marital relationship, has caused considerable embarrassment. He therefore went to the trouble of emailing 75,000 staff at Lloyds Bank to explain his position, stating his personal life is private, he has personally paid for all his own expenses, apologising for the bad publicity and assuring staff he was as committed as ever to running the Bank. AHO as he is known earned in excess of £11.5 million (€13.5 million) in 2015.

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Spanish pork exports SPAIN is finding new markets to sell pork after a decision to ban import of Spanish pork into Russia. Asia, and China in particular, are becoming major importers of meat from Aragon meaning the price is starting to rise again. Spain has also become only the second nation in the EU to be allowed to export fresh pork to Mexico, but producers are proceeding carefully, as Canada and the USA have been the main suppliers up to now and are not so heavily regulated with regards to the use of drugs and hormones.

Volkswagen end dispute VOLKSWAGEN GROUP have settled a wrangle with two suppliers of gearbox parts and seats which put production of Golf and Passat cars on hold and the jobs of more than 27,000 workers in jeopardy. It’s over compensation claims from two German suppliers for a cancelled contract they said adversely affected their businesses. After negotiations, both agreed to supply VW again.

Uncle Sam is upset at the EC WHILST it would appear that the proposed Transatlantic Trade Pact will be scuppered by France or a combination of other EU members, a complaint from the US Treasury perhaps gives warning to a post-Brexit Britain of the potential danger in signing up to the TTIP.

€315 million is the sum raised by technically bankrupt industrial giant Abengoa from the sale of five ethanol plants in the USA.

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The Americans have expressed disappointment the EC is investigating US corporations such as Apple, Google and Starbucks, accusing them of improperly avoiding payment of taxes by use of loopholes. In most cases, those approached have entered into agreements to pay additional taxes.

In complete contrast however, Australian carrier Qantas has seen its profits double allowing it to make its first dividend payment to shareholders since 2009 and to pay a bonus to staff of $A3,000 (€2,000). In 2014 it announced record losses but has achieved this turn around by cutting capacity and staffing as well as enjoying a major benefit from the drop in fuel prices.

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Spanish growth ALMOST despite itself, the Spanish economy in real terms continues to see growth albeit not enormous in GDP according to the National Statistics Institute (INE) which has announced that the economy grew by 0.8 per cent in the second quarter of 2016. It’s not all good news as overall growth has slowed down but any rise is considered positive and the growth is thanks in part to relatively stable household consumption bolstered by the fact that unemployment continues downwards with nearly 500,000 new jobs created in the past 12 months.

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COMPANY PRICE(P) CHANGE(P) Land Securities Group 1,095.00 2.00 Legal & General Group 209.75 2.45 Lloyds Banking Group ORD 58.00 -0.01 London Stock Exchange 2,770.00 -10.00 Mediclinic International 1,040.00 4.54 Merlin Entertainments 483.50 1.80 Marks & Spencer Group 342.45 -2.55 Mondi 1,600.00 3.00 Morrison (Wm) Supermarkets 198.55 0.35 National Grid 1,070.00 -4.50 Next 5,550.00 30.00 Old Mutual Group 197.60 -0.12 Provident Financial 3,012.00 25.73 Paddy Power Betfair 9,620.00 69.13 Prudential 1,367.50 14.00 Persimmon 1,774.50 -108.50 Pearson 863.00 -2.50 Reckitt Benckiser Group 7,480.00 45.00 Royal Bank of Scotland Group 194.30 -2.40 Royal Dutch Shell 1,885.00 -10.50 Royal Dutch Shell 1,960.00 -12.50 RELX 1,450.00 5.00 Rio Tinto 2,450.00 -17.50 Royal Mail 520.50 0.50 Rolls-Royce Group 778.50 -6.00 Randgold Resources 7,677.50 67.20 RSA Insurance Group 503.50 3.50 SABMiller 4,370.00 -12.00 Sainsbury (J) 242.00 0.50 Schroders 2,745.00 -10.00 Sage Group (The) 729.00 7.43 Shire 4,875.00 25.00 Sky 869.50 1.00 Standard Life 356.50 2.80 Smiths Group 1,350.00 10.00 Smith & Nephew 1,225.00 1.00 SSE 1,520.00 0.69 Standard Chartered 620.00 -2.90 St James's Place 925.00 -36.00 Severn Trent 2,415.00 4.78 Travis Perkins 1,660.00 -40.00 Tesco 164.00 0.50 TUI AG 997.00 -47.00 Taylor Wimpey 163.50 -0.70 Unilever 3,545.00 -24.00 United Utilities Group 981.00 -0.50 Vodafone Group 234.00 0.95 Wolseley 4,317.50 -12.50 Worldpay Group 300.00 0.40 WPP Group 1,797.50 1.50 Whitbread 4,162.50 -34.50

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PRICE CHANGE %CHANGE VOLUME 179.41 -0.17 -0.09% 1.3M 64.79 -0.21 -0.32% 3.6M 106.94 -0.63 -0.59% 27.8M 132.23 -0.75 -0.56% 2.0M 82.66 -0.18 -0.22% 3.6M 101.32 -0.57 -0.56% 4.8M 31.35 +0.06 +0.19% 21.1M 43.32 -0.35 -0.80% 11.8M 95.21 -0.34 -0.36% 6.0M 69.65 -0.59 -0.84% 1.8M 87.27 -0.19 -0.22% 6.5M 31.23 +0.02 +0.06% 22.3M 165.97 +0.07 +0.04% 2.4M 134.36 -1.07 -0.79% 4.2M 158.32 -0.31 -0.20% 2.5M 179.41 -0.17 -0.09% 1.3M 64.79 -0.21 -0.32% 3.6M 106.94 -0.63 -0.59% 27.8M 132.23 -0.75 -0.56% 2.0M 82.66 -0.18 -0.22% 3.6M 101.32 -0.57 -0.56% 4.8M 31.35 +0.06 +0.19% 21.1M 43.32 -0.35 -0.80% 11.8M 95.21 -0.34 -0.36% 6.0M 69.65 -0.59 -0.84% 1.8M 87.27 -0.19 -0.22% 6.5M 31.23 +0.02 +0.06% 22.3M 165.97 +0.07 +0.04% 2.4M 134.36 -1.07 -0.79% 4.2M 158.32 -0.31 -0.20% 2.5M

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Most Advanced Eagle Bulk Shipping Inc. CyberOptics Corporation Bottomline Technologies, Inc. Senomyx, Inc. Changyou.com Limited Fiesta Restaurant Group, Inc. Lantheus Holdings, Inc. QAD Inc. Vanda Pharmaceuticals Inc. Autodesk, Inc. Synergy Pharmaceuticals, Inc.

$ 9.19 $ 19.65 $ 23.39 $ 4.50 $ 23.60 $ 24.97 $ 8.25 $ 22.30 $ 15.33 $ 68.87 $ 4.69

2.12 ▲ 29.99% 2.24 ▲ 12.87% 2.57 ▲ 12.34% 0.41 ▲ 10.02% 2.12 ▲ 9.87% 2.105 ▲ 9.21% 0.63 ▲ 8.27% 1.70 ▲ 8.25% 1.16 ▲ 8.19% 5.17 ▲ 8.12% 0.31 ▲ 7.08%

$ 20.16 $ 9.24 $ 8.39 $ 13.23 $ 58.52 $ 6.19 $ 10.60 $ 13.08 $ 2.03 $ 11.05 $ 6.46

5.53 ▼ 21.53% 1.22 ▼ 11.66% 1.01 ▼ 10.74% 1.54 ▼ 10.43% 6.58 ▼ 10.11% 0.66 ▼ 9.64% 0.99 ▼ 8.54% 1.18 ▼ 8.27% 0.18 ▼ 8.14% 0.95 ▼ 7.92% 0.45 ▼ 6.51%

Most Declined Aceto Corporation Brocade Communications Systems, Inc. Ferroglobe PLC Proteostasis Therapeutics, Inc. Splunk Inc. Corium International, Inc. American Software, Inc. XBiotech Inc. Actions Semiconductor Co., Ltd. Flex Pharma, Inc. Perceptron, Inc.

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Sterling is still weak after Brexit vote Ask the expert Peter Loveday Contact me at euroweekly@currenciesdirect.com

THE UK vote to leave the EU on June 23, 2016 has weakened the pound significantly but it’s only part of the story behind Sterling weakness. On August 4, the Bank of England announced a very aggressive stimulus programme to stave off the threat of a UK recession. This caught investors by surprise, particularly as Mr Carney and his colleagues at the Bank of England (BOE) decided not to take any action in July. This new programme of measures is proving to be the driving force behind the lower value of the pound. With interest rates cut to a record low of 0.25 per cent, the ‘big deal’ for Sterling right now is the Bank is once again active and ready to flood the markets with cash. This was clearly signalled as they announced plans to restart an asset buying programme to purchase UK government debt (Gilts) by adding an additional £60 billion to the market. The huge demand created by the BOE’s bond buying programme has boosted the price of UK

STERLING SLUMP: Following the Brexit result. Gilt futures, which in turn pushed down the returns to bond holders with some short dated bond yields turning negative for the first time in their 300-year history. This dynamic could actually continue as the BOE has left the door open to further rate cuts and more quantitative easing. Hawkish BOE Monetary Policy Committee

member Ian McCafferty, wrote in The Times that further quantitative easing and interest rate cuts are also a real possibility in the future, which signals the Bank is willing to do ‘whatever it takes’ to achieve economic growth without acknowledging the negative impact these measures will have on pension pots.

Ros Altman, a former minister under David Cameron, was quick to point out the BOE stimulus has the potential to tip the UK pension industry into a funding crisis as pension funds are some of the biggest investors in gilts, and traditionally offer a relatively safe and reliable source of income. After Mr Cafferty’s article in The Times, the pound fell lower and the negative bias is set to continue as investors will surely turn their attention to data coming out of the UK. Traders will look for any weakening of the UK economic outlook. On a positive note, August’s UK manufacturing results were mixed, with industrial production better at 1.6 per cent while manufacturing production declined to 0.9 per cent. After the vote, the outlook has materially deteriorated and prompted the BOE to pre-empt an economic slowdown. A Reuters poll points to a mild recession, with the economy contracting by 0.1 per cent in the third and fourth quarter as firms hold off investment. Most of those surveyed thought that the BOE will chop rates in November, and expect fiscal stimulus in the autumn statement. Governor Mark Carney seems to be hinting monetary policy has limits and fiscal policy could prove a more effective fix.

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New polymer banknote for Gibraltar By John Smith AS announced at last August’s commemoration of the birth of Sir Joshua Hassan, the Government of Gibraltar is to issue a new polymer £100 banknote featuring his image. Not only will this be the first ever legal tender £100 sterling banknote to be produced in polymer, it will also be Gibraltar’s first in this material. The note will have a smoother feel than traditional banknote paper and be more durable while staying cleaner for longer. The n e w p o l y m e r b an k n o te s have been produced by De La Rue and printed on Safeguard® substrate. The design will be similar to the existing paper banknote but with a large clear window showing a holog r a m wh i c h c a n b e s e e n from both the front and back of the note and which will be highly reflective, showing images of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and the letter ‘G’ for Gibraltar. Using Advanced Image Plane holography, the hologram on the

CHIEF MINISTER: Fabian Picardo with Lady Hassan and her daughters. note will offer high levels of security against counterfeiting whilst simultaneously showcasing all the clarity, colour, movement and true d ep th ac h iev ab le on a polyme r

substrate. Chief Minister Fabian Picardo said whilst showing Lady Hassan and her two daughters: “We are proud to be issuing a £100 note

w hic h is at t he cut t i ng edge of banknote design and whose security features are second to none. De La Rue has worked closely with us to achieve this successful launch

and we are most grateful to them.” The launch of any new banknote product is both expensive and potentially catastrophic if anything goes wrong which is why manufacturers often use smaller administrations as ‘guinea pigs’ to test new materials. The loss of such a client whilst embarrassing would not be financially damaging, unlike any situation where a major central bank could cancel contracts worth millions of pounds. One of the best remembered disasters in recent years saw the hologram on a special Australia Bicentenary $10 bank note issued in 1988 fall off when the note was being demonstrated as being almost indestructible on TV. There will probably be more demand for this new Gibraltar note from collectors than those who wish to use it although as has previously been reported, certain sections of the financial community have been lobbying for the withdrawal of high value bank notes whi ch ar e popul ar wi t h m oney launderers and smugglers.

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Important changes at WhatsApp

APP ADJUSTMENTS: May alienate existing users if adverts are introduced. By John Smith PARTICULARLY popular in Spain, although it is used by many millions around the world, the WhatsApp messaging system - purchased by Facebook for $19 billion (€16.8 billion) in 2014 - saw few modifications following the acquisition, but that is about to change in two major ways. Firstly, it plans to share member ’s phone numbers with Facebook as it argues that this will help the social network provide more appropriate friend suggestions and also apparently will allow it to direct more relevant advertisements to its users. Whilst WhatsApp users may be somewhat upset by the sharing of user information and also details of how often they use the service, there is an assurance that the actual messages between WhatsApp users will remain confidential due to the oft trumpeted fact that the messages are encrypted.

For those who object to their information being shared, it will be possible to opt out provided that users follow a procedure detailed on the Whatsapp website. In order to find this information you have to enter the Legal Information section which states ‘If you are an existing user, you can choose not to have your WhatsApp account information shared with Facebook to improve your Facebook ads and products experiences. Existing users who accept our updated Terms and Privacy Policy will have an additional 30 days to make this choice by going to Settings > Account.’ In other words, you can’t opt out on the website but have to wait until you are invited to agree to updated terms and conditions which will be received on your mobile phone at which time you will then need to take the necessary action to opt out! As nothing truly comes for nothing, the ‘joint ‘company

will also ‘assist’ its clients by allowing adverts to be sent as WhatsApp messages from businesses that are prepared to pay for the privilege. It is not known whether it will be possible to opt out of this service as one of the attractions of WhatsApp is that it has been advert and generally spam free. Experts expect there will be quite considerable testing to see whether a proliferation of advertising messages will not just irritate users but also send them to look for other options, as no doubt rivals will be prepared to invest in producing more friendly Apps. Having spent so much money to acquire WhatsApp and having made promises about the retention of its independence, Facebook needs to be very careful that it doesn’t alienate existing users and put off potential users by irritating them with too many marketing messages.

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Ban the burkini? I say yes LEAPY LEE SAYS IT

OTHERS THINK IT I AM 100 per cent in agreement that the beach shroud or ‘Burkini’ should be completely banned from public bathing sites. The reason? It offends me. In the countries supported by those who follow these practices, it is not only against the law to even show a glimmer of flesh, the full weight of the law will drop on anyone who seeks to do so. I have seen western women’s arms and lower legs struck by ‘religious police,’ who carry thick bamboo canes explicitly for this purpose. And this to foreign women, who have tried to respect the country they are in, but unfortunately find their Kaftans have not quite reached low enough or are not long sleeved enough to satisfy these hypocritical bigots. The reason? It ‘offends’ them. Although I’m not in the habit of

ACCEPTABLE ATTIRE: Uncovered or undercover? wearing a bikini on the beach (not a pretty sight!) I can see how a Western women, in perfectly acceptable

bathing attire, can be made to feel totally uncomfortable lying next to a ‘holier than thou’ member of the

same sex wearing a black diving suit. Well, the idea of that in our free democracy offends me.

After the Second World War our countries were completely devoid of colour and variety. Vehicles and clothing were a drab mixture of grey and black. Slowly but surely, we began to recover from the horrors of war and with it came the emergence of wonderful colours and fashions that played an important role in lifting us from the depression and misery inflicted by the conflict. It therefore offends me to find parts of our societies being taken over by people, whose ancestors have played no part in the shaping of our countries, parading the pavements in depressive black shrouds and now wanting to extend their bigotry to our resorts and democratic places of fun and freedom. Areas which have been fought and won for by men and women who had more courage in their little fingers than those millions of cowards fleeing from the countries they seem to want to emulate so badly. Well you all offend me. All love Leapy. Leapylee2002@gmail.com

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WELCOME to your Astrological Forecast! Every month I write about how the Astrology, Numerology and Tarot for the month ahead effect you, helping you to move forward confidently with your plans for the month ahead. Below is your forecast for September 2016: Astrology: Make practical plans! Sun in Virgo: Until September 22 the sun is ruled by the earthy sign of Virgo. This sign is industrious, productive, and pays attention to detail. Make practical plans this month to complete projects. Mercury, the sign of communication, is retrograde (moving backwards) for most of this month. This is the ideal time to clear out clutter, learn ways to develop a calmer mind, and focus on your well-being to increase your energy levels and stay healthy as we come into the darker autumn months. Two new moons: The last time two new moons occurred in one month was in January 2014. Cast your mind back to that time. Did any important events take place for you during

that month? On Thursday September 1 the new moon is in the sign of Virgo and sets the tone for a productive month ahead. The month ends with the new moon in Libra on September 30, bringing a feeling of fun, lightness and unity. The second new moon is called a black moon. To make the most of the new beginnings offered this month, consider what is most important to you and write a list of three goals you would like to achieve over the coming year. Then take inspired action every day and watch your dreams unfold... Full moon in Pisces: It’s a good time to talk about dreams with the full moon in the watery sign of Pisces on September 16. What’s your heart’s desire? Now’s the time to dig deep and remember what’s really important to you. Use your imagination to visualise living your heart’s desire and take a step today toward fulfilling this dream. Creating new beginnings takes discipline and perservence. Begin a daily routine, perhaps with a little meditation and reading every morning to prepare your mind for the day ahead. With just a bit more focus each day on what you really want to achieve you will soon find you are living your heart’s desire! Numerology: Endings and new beginnings The number nine: The total of 2016 when added together gives us the number nine, mak-

ing this month particularly powerful for change. What do you need to let go of to make space for the new? As humans, we resist change, even when it’s good for us! In numerology nine is the last number of the cycle before returning back to the begining. What have you learned this year? What is working for you? Does anything feel like an uphill struggle? Whilst persistence pays sometimes knowing when to let go and move on can be liberating too. Take some time out to listen to the whispers of your soul this month. As September draws to a close, know that you will feel clearer and more confident about where you are heading. The Tarot: Are you a Hermit? The Hermit: The hermit card in the Tarot deck is depicted by a man holding a lantern. He is unable to see very far ahead of him, but has enough light to see where he is now. This is a reminder to stay present. Centre yourself in gratitude as you acknowledge all the wonderful things in your life right now! There is so much to be grateful for, and by making this your focus, you will attract more abundance. The present is a gift so embrace it, wherever you are. Trust that you are exactly where you need to be, learning new lessons every day

to stock up your spiritual tool box. When you remember, pause and focus on your breath. From this point of stillness continue your day and know that all is well in your world. 20 per cent off Skype readings in September! For the month of September Sally is offering 20 per cent off all one hour Astrology, Numerology and Tarot Readings via Skype! Get in touch at sally.trotman@btinternet.com to book your appointment. Find out more by visiting www.sallytrotman.com.

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Vultures are morally indefensible CHANCELLOR, you will be aware that the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union by a small majority. A direct consequence of this vote produced a torrent of share selling, wiping billions of pounds off the market and, more importantly, reducing the value of the pound. During the night of the vote on June 23, I read that many currency dealers stayed behind, at work, to ‘play the market’ and, when early indications suggested a remain victory was imminent, the value of sterling rose from $1.46 to $1.50. Many of these traders left for home believing that they would make a fortune. When they returned to work the next day, to their horror, many had made huge losses as the pound’s value plummeted overnight. I read about some instances where they used their client’s money to make these ‘bets.’ On a personal note, as a pensioner living in Spain, the value of my, and my partner’s, pensions has plummeted by over 15 per cent - and our financial plight is getting worse by the day. Chancellor, I therefore propose that we make the trading of currencies illegal. It is unethical and morally indefensible. In a supposed civilised and democratic society, we cannot allow a few ‘men at computer terminals’ who have only self-interest at heart and with only profit as their motive, to dictate and decide the financial worth of a country. Currently they can, and do, target, and intentionally destabilise a country’s financial worth based upon nothing other than self-interest. A new way needs to be found which removes these financial vultures from controlling a country’s financial viability. Peter, by email

Bank query YOU recently published letters from readers regarding banks freezing joint accounts in the event of death and highlighting that now this is not the case, that in fact things have changed and it is dependent upon the bank and the manager. Has the situation changed? If banks are no longer able to do this, can anyone give more information on when this changed or reference to legislation from the government? I feel that if your readers had this they would be on very solid ground at this upsetting time, and make the

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Disgusting dog owners

THEY say Spain is a dog loving nation and that may well be true, but dog owners should give the same feeling and respect to people who do not own dogs. Every single day we have to walk a slalom course along the pavement to avoid pile after pile of dog excrement and when walking in the dark it’s even more strenuous, which takes the simple pleasure out of having a pleasant evening stroll. Disgusting dog owners do not care less that the filthy unhygienic dog excrement they leave on the public street and do not pick up after their pets, can and often does get onto people’s shoes and clothing and eventually into their homes. Dog faeces contains germs and bacteria that can

situation a lot smoother. Can anyone help? Marco, Huercal-Overa

Real heroes LEAPY, being a regular reader of your column I thought I would email you about something that really got up my nose! Last Monday morning on GMBTV, they had some of the Olympic winners on. Ok, but when they started calling them heroes that really got up my nose. I emailed them and requested that they stop abusing the word They are not heroes. Heroes are

cause serious illnesses and diseases to humans, especially anyone already in poor health, including sickness and diarrhoea, roundworm, tapeworm, hookworm and can also cause blindness especially to children. Germs and bacteria are also easily passed on to other dogs just as easily, especially when owners allow their dogs to sniff around excrement already on the pavement. I’ve read about ‘Doggy Parks’ being built at the request of dog owners who then allow them to become a stinking dog toilet and don’t care about residents who live close by. I despair at the thought of ‘Doggy Beaches.’ Yuck... Do the right thing dog owners and pick up after your dog and don’t leave it for other people to tread in. Steve, Benidorm

people that risk their lives saving others ie the armed forces, life boat men, people who jump into raging seas etc to save others. On Thursday in the mail some female columnist called the cake-baking lot heroes. Mad, all mad. Ted, Quesada

Waste disposal WE have been a part of the expat community in Arboleas since last

year and benefited by what Spain has to offer - mainly the weather. Notwithstanding this we are at a loss to understand the logic of the work recently carried out locally, primarily Los Carrascos. We have had new roads and drainage laid, through the village understandably, not however in the side roads. They replaced an existing road for the benefit of a ‘cycle’ track and a ‘footpath’ by a few hundred metres, at the end of which you land up on the old existing uneven pot-holed road anyway! They have even built a new ‘Disposal/Recycling Plant’ to save dumping rubbish on the hillside. We find it incomprehensible that the local authority find it more of a

priority to spend money and use their resources on work, which frankly is not as much of a priority to the local residents as providing a mains connected sewage system. The houses in our vicinity have been here for more than 15 years, and the authority have been taking money from the residents for all that time, yet they still cannot allocate funds to connect the main drains sewage system to the entire village. So the residents can dispose of their rubbish waste in the nice newly built ‘Disposal Site’ but cannot dispose of their sewage waste! In the article ‘Message for the People’ (Euro Weekly August 4 - 10) the mayor is quoted as saying “along with his councillors works hard every day to resolve any problems, prioritise solutions for the benefit of all residents and fulfil his obligations as mayor.” I’m sure Los Carrascos is not the only area without mains sewage, so perhaps for those other areas as well, ‘mains drainage’ should now become a priority… J & B, Los Carrascos

Burkini ban THIS is barbaric, degrading. If a woman wants to cover her flesh to avoid creepy men staring at her, forcing her to expose herself is bodily abuse. And since when was what we wear any of the police’s business? It sounds horrific to think that in the 1960s in Benidorm women were arrested for wearing bikinis, but this is worse. One minute we’re told that if we wear short skirts then we’re ‘asking for’ unwanted male attention; next, women who cover themselves to avoid it are forced to undress at gunpoint and in public. If I sat on the beach in jeans and a hoodie, would I be forced to strip in front of men and strangers? What about if I went swimming in a neoprene diving suit and swimming cap? What sort of dictatorship bans women from wearing what they want, unless it’s actually indecent?

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She’s not giving up Vicki McLeod

Family Matters MY daughter wanted me to promise that I wouldn’t shout out or make any kind of loud noise when she rode in her first show jumping competition last weekend. I was mortified that she’d think I would embarrass her in anyway (Moi? Mais non!). But I shrugged off the niggly hurt feeling that tickled in the back of my heart, and promised. She’d been preparing for it for a month, although in reality she’s been working up to it since she started riding at Club Caballisto Son Malero in Calvia three summers ago. Riding a horse is not something that you learn overnight. But she’s practised on many and I feel that she’s a competent rider, as do the examiners who have awarded her the ‘Galopes 4.’ Of course, the first time at anything is difficult. When you’re only 10 and on top of a horse that you’re about to ride in front of a bunch of strangers in a strange arena in your first competition then you can probably imagine the extra level of pressure. With fingers crossed and lips sealed shut I watched her enter the ring and ride with a determined face towards the first jump. Barney, her mount, decided at the last moment

FIRST COMPETITION: Riding a horse is not something you learn overnight. that he didn’t fancy doing it, and she hadn’t been that insistent about pushing him on, so he took the opportunity to duck out the side rather than jump.

Refusal number one. She turned him around and pointed him at the jump again, oh okay then he accepted it and popped over it. They arrived at

the second jump and he swerved to the side again, whilst she went in the opposite direction and hit the floor, as did my heart. Game over. Two refusals and you’re eliminated. They left the arena and the competition continued. She was shaken, tearful, and probably a bit frightened, but she was told she had the chance to ride the course again at the end of the competition, as did the other people who had been eliminated. Did she want to do it again? I doubt that Sophie, her trainer, gave her the option, it was always taken as read that she would. After all of this time, all of the preparation it couldn’t end this way. So back into the arena she went. The announcer asked for her name, she rode over and told him, and he introduced her to the spectators as ‘Georgina Neilson, Valiente’ (Brave). This time, everyone held their breath as she managed to get round with less drama, a tonne of guts and courage, and determination not to give up. A big character building event, and a day to remember forever. And did I remember to keep my mouth shut? At the end of the second round I wasn’t the only person shouting and cheering for her, all of the audience were rooting for her as well, and as she managed to get over the last jump we all erupted in applause and ‘Bravos.’ She didn’t seem to mind so much, after all. mallorcamatters.com

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Mariano Rajoy: the swot Cassandra Nash A weekly look - and not entirely impartial reaction to the Spanish political scene

ACTING president and Partido Popular le a d e r, Ma r i a n o Ra jo y, is 6 1 w ith a Methuselah streak. His third shot at the presidency paid off in November 2011 wh e n t h e e c o n omic cris is w a s at its worst. The PP’s endemic corruption, which Rajoy barely acknowledges, surfaced on his watch and opponents complain that as the most-voted politician in December and June he regards this as tacit forgiveness. Rajoy was a swot who sailed through exacting Civil Service exams to become Spain’s youngest-ever Land Registrar at 23. If it all goes pear-shaped he could return to Santa Pola (Alicante), whose Registry he still holds.

The debater ALBERT RIVERA (36), who heads Ciudadanos, said he would rather be useful

than important. Now he is both after offering assistance first to Pedro Sanchez last winter and more recently to Rajoy, demonstrating a usefulness lacking in Spain where politicians have lost the ability to come together in a pact or seek consensus. An ace debater and champion swimmer at university, Rivera wins plaudits for giving the impression that he is willing to put voters before personal ambition. Inexplicably, Ciudadanos’ share of the vote diminished between December and June but Rivera’s swimming expertise should keep him afloat for some time to come.

The pundit PABLO IGLESIAS, a 37-year-old described as “more Groucho Marx than Karl,” emerged from the 11-M protest movement. Podemos snaffled five seats in the 2014 European elections on the back of pony-tailed Iglesias’ television chat shows but its founders cannot shake off former links to the Venezuelan government.

Last December’s results misled Iglesias into believing that Podemos would do even better in a second election but an alliance with Izquierda Unida, the former Communist Party, did not pay off in June. Te ns ions a re rife inside the party and Iglesias is keeping an uncharacteristically low profile but a lw a ys has punditry to fall back on.

The basketball player PEDRO SANCHEZ leads the PSOE socialist party thanks to primaries that were his idea. The 44-year-old is more popular with card-carriers than the party barons, who preferred Andalucia’s regional president Susana Diaz. Tall, dark and handsome, Sanchez fails to impress, haemorrhages votes, has not used Rajoy’s unpopularity to his advantage and spends too much time watching his own back. He played for the Los Estudiantes, a basketball team affiliated to Atletico de Madrid, and once considered turning professional. This avenue is probably no longer open should Sanchez seek a career change.

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Brexit: post-referendum boom or gloom? Nora Johnson

Breaking Views Nora is the author of popular psychological suspense and crime thrillers and a freelance journalist. To comment on any of the issues raised in her column, go to www.euroweeklynews.com/3.0.15/nora-johnson

WITH Team GB hauling back all that hardware from Rio, the positive mood sweeping the country is a real shot in the arm. Things do feel better, but it’s far too early to call all those pre-referendum Brexit scare stories fake. We haven’t left the EU yet, and it’ll take years before we know if the downsides materialise or not. Personally, I hope we see a new refreshed nation, but it’s naive to say everything is rosy at this early stage. What we have now is a ‘confidence’ blip from the markets, but not even Mystic Meg knows the future impact of quantitative easing, interest rate cuts, exchange rate falls, the FTSE bubble and all the rest of it, let alone the outcome of the exit negotiations and inevitable changes in our trade relationships. Once the Brexit horse trading

THE ROCK: Is joint sovereignty the future for Gibraltar? starts, it’ll be a 27-dimensional nightmare (and there is naff all chance of access to the single market without accepting some freedom of movement). Spain will de-

mand joint sovereignty over Gibraltar, Denmark reciprocal fishing access and the eastern European states a financial contribution to the EU in return for any ‘privileged’

single market access. We may not even be able to join the European Free Trade Area because Norway is nervous about allowing a big country like Britain in-

to the organisation. As for world trade, distant countries are only interested in extensive trade links with vast economies like the USA or China and most trade primarily with their neighbours. The main challenges are still to come and some gloom will surely occur in the short and medium terms. However, we are where we are. The plan must surely now be how to deal with the future in the best possible way. This could involve leaving the single market and getting control of borders at one end of the scale, or at the other, a second referendum, legal judgements and a vote in Parliament that Article 50 will never be invoked (as Remainers demand). My guess is it’ll be something inbetween. What do you think? Nora Johnson’s thrillers ‘No Way Back,’ ‘Landscape of Lies,’ ‘Retribution,’ ‘Soul Stealer,’ ‘The De Clerambault Code’ (www.norajohnson.com) available from Amazon in paperback/eBook (€0.89;£0.79) and iBookstore. All profits to Costa del Sol Cudeca cancer charity.

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in history 1189 - Richard Lionheart was crowned the King of England following the death of Henry II 1346 - Edward III of England began the siege of Calais on the French coast 1479 - Following a four-year war, Spain agreed to allow Portugal monopoly of trade along Africa’s west coast and Portugal acknowledged Spain’s rights in the Canary Islands 1522 - The Vittoria, captained by Juan Sebastian Elcano, arrived in Sanlucar de Barrameda, becoming the first ship to have circumnavigated the world 1532 - Lady Anne Boleyn was made Marquess of Pembroke by her fiancé, King Henry VIII 1642 - The English parliament, led by Puritans, issued an ordinance supressing all stage plays in theatres 1666 - The Great Fire of London broke out at King Charles II’s baker’s house on Pudding Lane, near London Bridge, eventually destroying more than four fifths of London 1715 - King Louis XIV of France died after a 72-year reign, the longest of any major European monarch 1752 - Great Britain adopted the Gregorian calendar almost two centuries later than most of Western Europe 1792 - Verdun, France, surrendered to the Prussian Army 1870 - A republic was proclaimed in Paris and a government of national defence formed 1882 - Tottenham Hotspur premier league football club from North London was founded 1896 - The first successful heart surgery was conducted by Ludwig Rehn 1910 - Marie Curie demonstrated the transformation of radium ore to metal at the Academy of Sciences in France 1939 - Britain and France declared war on Germany in response to Hitler’s invasion of Poland 1985 - A joint US-French expedition located the wreck of RMS Titanic on the ocean bed 73 years after it sank 1997 - An estimated 2.5 billion people worldwide watched television broadcasts of the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales 1998 - Google was founded by Stanford University students Larry Page and Sergey Brin

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Me before you Directed by: Thea Sharrock Starring: Sam Claflin, Emilia Clarke A heart-warming tale of Lou, a young woman who takes a job at a ‘castle’ near her English country village only to find herself becoming companion to Will, a wealthy young banker who has lost the will to live after an accident left him wheelchair bound two years beforehand. She decides to show him that life is worth living and together they embark on a series of adventures which will change their lives, and their hearts, more than either of them had expected.

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After making his professional debut for Sevilla aged just 16, at 20 he signed for Arsenal but returned to Spain two years later. He has gained 21 caps for Spain and represented the country at the 2006 World Cup. He currently plays for Espanyol.

Keanu Reeves, actor, September 2, 52 Reeves was an exceptional hockey player and had intended on playing for Canada in the Olympics but was seriously injured. He went on to become a very popular actor, best known for his role as Neo in The Matrix trilogy. Steve Jones, guitarist, September 3, 66 Best known for playing with the Sex Pistols and Iggy pop, this English musician was ranked in Rolling Stone’s list of the 100 greatist guitarists of all time. Beyonce Knowles, singer, September 4, 35 A former member of Destiny’s Child girl group, she later found great success as a solo artist. She has won 20 Grammy Awards for songs including Single Ladies, Drunk in Love and Crazy in Love. Raquel Welch, actress, September 5, 76 Welch became an international sex symbol after appearing in One Million Years B C. She wanted to perform from an early aged and studied ballet from seven to 17 but gave it up when her teacher said she didn’t have the figure for it. Simon Burns, politician, September 6, 64 He has served as Member of Parliament for Chelmsford since being elected at the 1987 general election and was Minister of State for Transport until October 2013. He was knighted in the 2015 Birthday Honours. Gloria Gaynor, singer, September 7, 67 An American singer best known for her disco era hits I Will Survive, Never Can Say Goodbye, Let Me Know and I Am What I Am.

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Unscramble the name of a popular type of confectionary (one word): SALE TERMS Unscramble the name of a famous British television talent show (four words): THE SINISTER YEARS

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.

The purpose of the Hexagram puzzle is to place the 19 six-letter words into the 19 cells. The letters at the edges of interlocking cells MUST BE THE SAME. The letters in the words must be written CLOCKWISE. The word in cell 10 (TIMING) and one letter in four other cells are given as clues.

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1 Stinky 2 Season 3 Flinty 4 Bateau 5 Sinter 6 Hustle 7 Grater 8 Titian 9 Caveat 10 Genera 11 Tennis 12 Trauma 13 Peanut 14 Scarce 15 Poseur 16 Triune 17 Meager 18 Otiose 19 Teasel

YOUR STARS LIBRA (September 24 - October 23) Because you are intent on pleasing others, you may be cramping your own style. This is something that you have in abundance and it should be used. You may be feeling that a business idea does not stand a chance and, in any case, you don’t want to risk any money. . SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22) A juicy bit of gossip comes your way this week and it is hard to keep it quiet. You must do so, however, because there is a lot riding on it. When people trust you, they are saying much about the relationship. In this particular case, the person may well be able to progress you socially at some time in the future. SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 21) The rather more serious side of your nature needs to take over this week. Someone in a higher position is keeping an eye on you. This may be because they are considering you for promotion, so be on your best behaviour. It is important at the moment to stick to any rules and regulations or your reputation (and pocket) could be hit. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20) Letting life get too tame will eventually irritate you no end. Your social life needs a boost which, in turn, helps romance blossom. It is easy to be a bit lazy when things are going smoothly but we all need constant stretching. With an active mind such as yours, the important thing is to keep making progress. This may be in a physical way or in some kind of business.

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(August 24 - September 23)

By showing confidence in your own way of doing things, you inspire others. This is chiefly because you are at last finding a balance between work and home life. In the past you may have felt stressed and equated that with working - not so now. AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19) A chance remark alluding to your past brings a flashback. This helps you to see a current situation more clearly. We all make mistakes and follow the same old patterns, but this time you are being forewarned. It is in your experience and power to make a different choice of action this time. PISCES (February 20 - March 20) Someone will most certainly come to the rescue when your situation changes. Well, they will, won'’t they? Have Plan B ready just in case. In continuing to think in the short term you do yourself no favours. Think now of a ‘10-year plan’ and be determined to reach your goal. Bit by bit and day by day you will progress. You don’t have to rush ahead and get stressed. ARIES (March 21 - April 20) An exciting project is bubbling away in your mind but may need financial backing. Take advice from a professional or someone with successful experience in these matters. Remember that any idea has

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to grow, so consider what you need to see happen in five years’ time. There is little time for romance and you may decide to put that on hold because of complications. TAURUS (April 21 - May 21) During your social encounters this week you meet someone who offers to help. That is great, but do ask yourself if you would be prepared to give anything in return. GEMINI (May 22 - June 21) Some exciting suggestions make you think twice about a current business matter. However, it may not be necessary to change anything but to consider the new suggestion as a sort of ‘add on’ to a current project. CANCER (June 22 - July 23) The moment that you have been waiting for has arrived. A colleague has made a decision that is long overdue. Perhaps you are a little shocked and speechless because there has been such a time lag, but this will pass. LEO (July 24 - August 23) You work hard for your money. Make it worthwhile by trying to hold on to as much of it as possible. Someone who is charming and plausible may try to get you involved in a fast-track money making scheme.

PARALYMPIC GAMES 1. Created by Prince Harry in 2014, what is the name of the international Paralympic-style multi-sport event for wounded, injured or sick armed services personnel and their associated veterans? 2. How many medals did Britain win in total at the 2012 Summer Paralympics in London: (a) 100 (b) 120 or (c) 140? 3. In which county is Stoke Mandeville (Hospital), the location of the precursor of the Paralympic Games? 4. In which European capital city were the first Summer Paralympics held in September 1960? 5. Originally designed in 1946, what is the name of the Paralympic ball game for the blind and partially sighted, in which teams of three blindfolded players attempt to throw a ball with bells embedded in it into the opposing goal? 6. Swimmer Ellie Simmonds was the youngest British athlete at the 2008 Summer Paralympics in Beijing, winning gold medals in the 100m and 400m freestyle events. How old was she? 7. The symbol for the Paralympics contains three ‘agitos’ of which three colours, the colours most widely represented in the flags of nations? 8. What connects: the Gomdoori (1988), Petra (1992), Blaze (1996), Lizzie (2000), Proteas (2004), Fu Niu LeLe (2008) and Mandeville (2012)? 9. What is the motto of the Paralympic movement: (a) Be More, Do More, (b) Refuse to Lose or (c) Spirit in Motion? 10. Which former British wheelchair racer was created a life peer on the recommendation of the House of Lords Appointments Commission in March 2010? Answers 1. INVICTUS GAMES, 2. B - 120 (34 gold, 43 silver and 43 bronze), 3. BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, 4. ROME, 5. GOALBALL, 6. 13 (born November 11, 1994), 7. RED, BLUE AND GREEN, 8. All Paralympic MASCOTS, 9. C - SPIRIT IN MOTION, 10. Tanni GREY-THOMPSON

Nonagram How many English words of four letters or more can you make from the nine letters in our Nonagram puzzle? Each letter may be used only once (unless the letter appears twice). Each word MUST CONTAIN THE CENTRE LETTER (in this case T) and there must be AT LEAST ONE NINE LETTER WORD. Plurals, vulgarities or proper nouns are not allowed.

TARGET: • Average: 9 • Good: 13 • Very good: 19 • Excellent: 24

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Across 1 Burns rat mess at sea (7) 5 Unfashionable parent swallowing tea endlessly (5) 8 Genuine member of state (5) 9 Tasteless trendy drink I had (7) 10 Part of boathouse has promise (4) 11 Peer rips out drip (8) 13 Soap is corny we hear (6) 15 Swiss city information girl is after (6) 18 Mug or bad drunk is in the closet (8) 19 Old clothes start reappearing at garage sales (4) 22 Marine creature is alone, sadly (3-4) 23 Corner fish (5) 24 Panorama is observed by the sound of it (5) 25 Second finish or points (7) Down 1 So sure I worked sober (7) 2 Respond about move (5) 3 Fortifies limbs (4) 4 Took seconds to get cleaned (6) 5 Girl's flower is a failure (8) 6 League leaders cut of meat (7) 7 Get out of first day of do good efforts (5) 12 Petrol from silage on ground (8) 14 Hang up the agent's tie (7)

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1 Shadows, 5 Paper, 8 Brace, 9 Attract, 10 Extreme, 11 Alamo, 12 Sedate, 14 Tempts, 17 Amber, 19 Alarmed, 21 Loiters, 22 Bingo, 23 Spent, 24 Anemone. Down: 1 Sable, 2 Adapted, 3 Ore, 4 Shares, 5 Pet name, 6 Plaza, 7 Rations, 12 Stables, 13 Torrent, 15 Pimento, 16 Nausea, 18 Bribe, 20 Drone, 22 Bee.

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16 It's grim in a US Terence Rattigan production (7) 17 Blush, the church is about to phone (6) 18 Scots' cocktail prices (5) 20 Some headbangers see red (5) 21 Praise a boy about starting university (4) Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 21 represents H and 25 represents G, so fill in H every time the figure 21 appears and G every time the figure 25 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Across 1 Answer (7) 5 Inexpensive (5) 8 Similar (5) 9 Capable of reproducing (7) 10 Headwear (4) 11 Unthinking (8) 13 Evening meal (6) 15 Motionless (6) 18 Particular (8) 19 Effortlessness (4) 22 Analyse (7) 23 Smell (5) 24 Fragment (5) 25 Commenced (7) Down 1 Arrives at (7)

2 Fast (5) 3 Above (4) 4 Win a victory over (6) 5 Rectifies (8) 6 Clearly visible (7) 7 Looks furtively (5) 12 Something that treats, prevents or alleviates the symptoms of disease (8) 14 Get ready (7) 16 Gave encouragement to (7) 17 Large, fierce, striped cats (6) 18 Having a sharp inclination (5) 20 Approximately (5) 21 Upholstered seat for more than one person (4)

English - Spanish The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English.

1 Differs, 5 Paths, 8 Aging, 9 Needing, 10 Neutral, 11 Ankle, 12 Sleepy, 14 Regret, 17 Types, 19 Temples, 22 Supreme, 23 Glare, 24 Yolks, 25 Kittens.

Down: 1 Drain, 2 Failure, 3 Eager, 4 Single, 5 Prepare, 6 Thick, 7 Segment, 12 Satisfy, 13 Possess, 15 Release, 16 Streak, 18 Pupil, 20 Might, 21 Seems.

ENGLISHSPANISH Across: 1 Niece, 4 Pedro, 7/13 Big toe, 8 Tatuaje, 9 Fin de semana, 11 Cremosa, 15 Susto, 16 Aisle. Down: 1 Nib, 2 Engineers, 3 Entre, 4 Pet, 5 Diamantes, 6 Oveja, 9 Focas, 10 Etapa, 12 Oro, 14 Ese.

CODE BREAKER

Across 1 Towel (6) 4 Useful (information, advice, tool) (4) 8 Vacío (5) 9 Behind (at the back) (5) 10 Periódico (diario) (9) 14 Sour (f) (5) 15 Taburete (5) 16 Birds (large) (4) 17 Jealous (husband, wife, lover) (6)

Down 1 Train (railway) (4) 2 Manzano (5-4) 3 Law (legislation) (3) 5 Earthquake (9) 6 Último (final) (4) 7 Cow (4) 11 Mares (4) 12 Spade (tool) (4) 13 Something (4) 15 Ver (persona, objeto) (3)

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FALSE friends, rather than those people who smile to your face and stab you in the back, are words which can trip you up in foreign languages by sounding similar to a word in your own but meaning something completely different. This can often lead to some rather amusing mistakes a lot of us have either committed while trying to speak Spanish or heard when our neighbours have tried to practise their English with us. These are the 10 that tickled us the most: 1. Embarazado/a This one often catches unsuspecting Brits out in the chemists or at the doctors when they want to mutter to the man in the white coat about an embarrassing problem or complaint and end up confessing to being pregnant. The correct term if you wish to express embarrassment would be to say you are ‘avergonzado/a’. 2. Constipado/a Don’t look so put out when Pedro from next door moans to you that he’s so ‘constipado’ he can’t breathe: he’s actually telling you about his common cold. If you do happen to be a bit, erm, blocked up and need to explain, the word you’re looking for in Spanish is ‘estreñido/a’. 3. Bombero Sadly, due to the ever-increasing amount of fires Spain suffers in the summer, most of us now know that bomberos are firemen. However, if you were shocked by this the first time you heard it, rest assured you wouldn’t have been the first to think the bombers were coming and run for cover. 4. Exito Everyone knows the way to turn a word into Spanish is to stick an ‘o’ on

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the end, right? Wrong. Trying to find your way out by asking for the ‘exito’ won’t get you far at all as it actually means success.

bang into, and has absolutely nothing to do with choking. If you want to say someone is choking the word you need is ‘ahogando.’

5. Sopa In a similar way, sticking an ‘a’ on the end won’t help very much if you need to buy some soap from the village shop. The tender is bound to think you’re very strange if you tell them you want some soup to wash your hands in!

8. Nudo It may sound rude but a ‘nudo’ is actually a knot. So, rather than telling someone the people across the road were skinny dipping you could, if you’re not careful, explain that they were tying themselves in knots before jumping into the swimming pool!

6. Carpeta Carpets aren’t all that practical in Spain and you’ll rarely see wall to wall ones, although rugs are often dragged out in the winter. If you do want your home carpeted, however, avoid demanding ‘carpetas’ for all your floors unless you want some strange looks. After all, who would want to cover their floor with folders? 7. Chocar This one is important. In an emergency you need to make yourself understood. ‘Chocar’ means crash or

Boggled How many English words can you find in the Boggled grid, according to the following rules? • The letters must be adjoining in a ‘chain’. They can be adjacent horizontally, vertically or diagonally. • Words must contain at least four letters and may include singular and plural or other derived forms. • No letter may be used more than once within a single word, unless it appears twice. • No vulgarities or proper nouns are permitted.

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9. Recordar Sometimes somebody will ask you to try to ‘recordar’ something, like if for example you have lost something. They’re not ordering you to get a tape or video recorder out, they’re urging you to remember what you did. 10. Ropa Another one that proves sticking an ‘a’ on the end doesn’t always work. In this case, don’t be confused if you go into a shop asking for ropa and are told you’re in the wrong place as they don’t sell clothes.

• Average: 20 • Good: 27 • Very good: 39 • Excellent: 51

SCORING: • 4 letters: 1 point • 5 letters: 2 points • 6 letters: 3 points • 7 letters: 5 points • 8 or more letters: 11 points

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Designed to confuse? Colin Bird A weekly look Each week, Colin brings his slightly off-thewall view of the world to the pages of EWN in his own irreverent style.

I DON’T know about you, but I reached a point of total confusion some time ago about what we should and should not eat and drink, how much exercise we should take and a host of other do’s and don’ts that seem to change with the seasons. I adopted an attitude years ago of: ‘If in doubt think natural.’ Butter or low fat spread? Have we been scoffing eggs for thousands of years without any noticeable ill effects, or is it only now that higher cholesterol suddenly becomes a problem? They are natural foods, so I am a lover and an unrepentant consumer of both. And as long as I go out and do a bit of walking or swimming for an hour or so each day, then you can stuff

ALCOHOL GUIDELINES: Recommend a maximum of 14 units per week. your gym and the discomfort of screaming muscles and protesting joints. How can that be good for you? We were told quite recently that a maximum of 14 units of alcohol per

week was the recommendation, but no alcohol at all is ideal. Well there’s nothing ideal about that in my book. But I would put money on the fact that in the not too distant future some in-

dividual in a white lab coat, worn corduroy trousers and scuffed shoes, will peer over his thick lenses and declare that this is a load of old cobblers, and the new recommendation is... I am not one of these

conspiracy theorists who reckon that the Americans never landed on the moon, or that aliens have lived among us for years, although when you look at Trump and Clinton, it does make you think. But I have to say that it appears as if the constant reports of new scientific studies – which always seem to contradict earlier scientific studies – are part of a deliberate plan to mislead, confuse and scare to death the good people of the UK. And apart from any other consideration, who pays for this research? The government? Big pharmaceuticals? Certainly vested interests of one kind or another. The saying that knowledge is power is true. Therefore when the perceived knowledge of the day is force fed to us by these so called experts, then that information is also power. How much more powerful then is mis-information…

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Faults discovered with iPhone 6 John Smith Random thoughts... AFTER years of ‘ruling the mobile phone roost,’ Apple has seen some quite negative reports concerning its latest products and an overall drop in sales. There seem to be two new serious faults with the iPhone 6, one of which is thought to have been caused by a shadowy Israeli company which has hacked into the programmes running the phones. This allows anyone who knows the secret (which is possibly available at a price) to be able to constantly monitor everything that the phone does. The problem only came to light when Ahmed Mansoor a human rights supporter who had been imprisoned in the United Arab Emirates received a text message offering him information on abuses in the prisons of that country but it contained a link at the bottom of the message which he did not recognise.

DOUBLE FAULT: Two serious faults have been detected on the iPhone 6. Being paranoid is sometimes quite useful and he contacted Citizen Lab, a voluntary organisation that tries to investigate matters of concern on the internet and they in turn contacted Lookout a smartphone security company. Both groups agreed that this was a highly sophisticated spyware package and alerted Apple. Apple have acknowledged this is

a problem and have speedily produced a ‘patch’ to counter the hack and this is available as part of the latest iOS download 9.3.5 which iPhone users can obtain by visiting the iPhone’s settings, clicking general and choosing security update. In fairness to Apple, this is a very complicated hack which it is suggested is more likely to have been purchased for significant sums by

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The world is dangerous AS we go through life doing what we can for ourselves and our families, events such as the floods in the USA and the earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar only go to reinforce the fact that the world is a precarious place. We have to be grateful when we escape these terrible tragedies whilst ensuring that we retain sufficient humanity to care a little for those who suffer. When you look around the world, there is so much misery and pain, caused by both natural disasters and the actions of man that it is comforting to realise that here in the south of Spain we are largely cocooned against the worst problems that others face. Certainly very few people can honestly claim to be completely trouble free but so many of the trials that we have to face could be considered trivial compared to those affecting refugee children, those driven from their homes by war and the sadly still inhumane treatment that different castes and colours receive. It is in many ways too easy to retreat into our own comfortable shell and to ignore those who are suffering but sometimes one needs to remember that it is often only a trick of birth which allows one person to live a comfortable existence whilst another is condemned to a short life of pain and suffering. None of us can change the world but those of us who do have plenty should, from time to time, remember how lucky they are and rather than complain about little irritations, just do at least one thing to try to make other people’s lives a little more bearable.

governments and used by their security agencies to monitor the activities and conversations of those they consider to be potential enemies. The second glitch does however appear be an inherent design fault and could strike any iPhone 6 or 6 plus at any time. Awarded the dubious title of ‘Touch Disease’ the problem attacks the screen of the phone, with a flickering bar that appears at the top of the device’s screen that doesn’t respond to a user ’s touch. Over time the bar grows until the whole screen is rendered unusable. At the moment there has been relatively few examples of this problem reported but if it is an inherent fault then it could literally affect millions of phones and because it is the screen that is affected, it is currently unlikely that the problem could be resolved without the phone being sent away for specialist repair. Now we With the iPhone 7 rumoured to want to have a curved screen due for release hear your views. later this year, it may be advisable to wait for that release, alYOUR PAPER - YOUR VOICE though there is never any guar- YOUR OPINION antee that a new model might www.euroweeklynews.com not bring its own set of problems.

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Tips for a better sleep RESEARCH has found just 14 per cent of adults get the recommended amount of sleep each night with many suffering sleeping difficulties, so what can you do? Health and fitness experts have recommended a number of tips to help you drift off: • Banana, marmite and lettuce sandwich: Love it or hate it, marmite contains natural substances to help induce sleep. That, coupled with lettuce, which the Romans believed was good for sleep, and bananas which are full of magnesium and potassium which help to relax muscles, offers a good evening snack to get you feeling sleepy. • Talk to yourself: The Sleep Council

of the UK recommends removing negativity. Often, people lay in bed and then start thinking of the bad things that happened in the day, but try saying positive thoughts out loud and write them down. This will help eliminate the negative thoughts. • Earlier workout: Whilst everyone knows the benefits and importance of a workout, doing too much cardio late at night can cause trouble in sleeping as the body and muscles need time to rest and repair after the workout. • Eat late at night: Experts say it is a myth that eating before bedtime can hinder the ability to sleep. Eating a big heavy meal is not ideal, but a late night snack an

hour before bed is not necessarily a bad thing as it can help with the recovery process overnight and kick-starts energy levels for the following day. • Regular routine: Having a regular bedtime routine will help in the long run as the body will adjust and help prepare itself for sleep. • Avoid alcohol: Drinking alcohol before bed can make you go straight into a deep sleep but this means you miss out on the first stage, called rapid eye movement (REM). It is this REM that helps you wake up feeling refreshed. You would normally have six or seven cycles of REM a night, but if you have been drinking you typically have just a few.

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SPECIALIST: Doctor Luis Perez Belmonte. HEATSTROKE is the most serious form of heat injury and is considered a medical emergency. It often occurs as a progression from milder heat-related illnesses such as heat cramps, heat syncope (fainting), and heat exhaustion. But it can strike even if you have no previous signs of heat injury. Heatstroke results from prolonged exposure to high temperatures, usually in combination with dehydration, which leads to failure of the body’s temperature control system. The medical definition of heatstroke is having a core body temperature greater than 105 degrees Fahrenheit, with complications involving the central nervous system that occur after exposure to high temperatures. What can I do to avoid heatstroke? In summer you must take into account that temperatures and sunshine hours increase considerably. You should avoid exposing yourself directly to solar radiation, but if you do you should be properly protected and hydrated, especially when taking part in any form of physical exercise. What effects can heatstroke have on my health? Heatstroke can provoke anything from light dehydration and dizziness to serious injuries such as convulsions or cardiac arrest which can certainly put people’s lives in danger. In the event that someone suffers heatstroke, what should people do? The first thing that should happen is that someone informs the

emergency services or alternatively takes the victim to the nearest hospital. Their conscience and pulse must be checked and they should be hydrated by any means possible so as to cool the body down. All these actions must be done as soon as possible. How long does it take to recover from heatstroke? If progress is good and the symptoms aren’t serious, the person should recover within a few hours. What long-term consequences can sun exposure have? Long-term sun exposure can have very serious consequences, with the appearance of wounds, especially on the skin. If you have the slight suspicion that the wound could be serious, please make an appointment to go and see a dermatologist.

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Cheaper treatment with fewer drugs A NEW fertility treatment has been created by Australian and Belgian scientists that could be cheaper and less invasive than IVF. The scientists say the new method, which has already undergone pre-clinical testing, uses growth factors to enhance an existing fertility treatment known as in-vitro maturation (IVM). The results have shown improved egg quality and a 50 per cent

increase in embryos, with a minimal use of drugs. In the IVM process, eggs are removed from the ovaries when they are immature, the main difference to conventional IVF, and are matured in the lab before being fertilised. This means the woman does not need to take as many drugs before the eggs can be collected compared to IVF. Researchers at the Univer-

sity of New South Wales in Australia, have improved the IVM process by adding a combination of a growth factor and small signalling molecules, to the egg cells in order to boost egg quality. Researchers in Belgium also believe the new technique could benefit women facing cancer treatment, who wish to preserve their fertility but often don’t have time to freeze their eggs.

Being popular is good for health GET out and improve your social life to improve your health. That’s the message from new research which found that being popular is actually good for our health. Researchers at the Harvard University, USA, said being unpopular could be as bad for your heart as smoking as their study found that levels of a protein instru-

mental in heart attacks and strokes, were higher in people who were socially isolated. The researchers said it wasn’t the number of friends a person thought they had, but the number of people who classed them as a friend “What matters is how others see us not how we see them.”

Coffee obsession may be your genes DRINK more coffee than your colleague at work? Well that caffeine desire could be down to your genes. Researchers found that people with a certain variation of the PDSS2 gene don’t need to consume as much coffee to get a caffeine hit. Those without the variation metabolise caffeine more quickly and as a result, are more likely to want to drink more coffee. Researchers from the University of Edinburgh and the University of Trieste, Italy, studied the DNA of around 3,000 coffee drinkers in the Netherlands and Italy. Participants were asked to complete a survey about how many cups they had each day. It found Italian people with the DNA variation, on average, drank one less cup

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Specsavers Opticas recommend yearly eye tests for the over 70s As we age, our eyes undergo many changes and most people require glasses in their later years. While some changes are perfectly natural and nothing to worry about, older eyes are also more susceptible to certain issues, which if left undiagnosed and untreated can lead to irreversible damage and sometimes total vision loss. For this reason, Specsavers Opticasare advising that all people over 70 should have an eye test at least once a year. Martin Blake, Store Director of Specsavers Opticas in Santa Ponsa explains “It can be easy to forget about getting your eyes tested and only react when you notice that your vision is bad. However, when you reach your 70s there are a number of conditions which can threaten your vision if not caught early and have few noticeable symptoms before they reach an advanced stage. We are urging that those over 70 make it part of their routine to schedule a regular eye test and make sure that their optician is offering a thorough check which includes checking the back of the eye.” You should get a thorough eye tests that provides professional, comprehensive checks of your eyes and vision. Your optician will answer any questions and address any specific problems you may be having with your vision. If necessary, the optician will refer you directly for further medical examination to an Common problems for the over 70s These are the issues you should watch out for when you reach your 70s. • Cataracts: The lens becomes opaque, blurring vision and even leading to loss of sight if left untreated. Early on, the condition may cause near-sightedness and the reduction in perception of blue colours. • Glaucoma: A build-up of fluid within the eye can increase pressure, which in turn damages the optic nerve. The loss of visual field often oc-

curs gradually and slowly, and may be recognised by the sufferer only when at an advanced stage. This loss of vision can never be recovered, so prompt diagnosis is essential. • Macular degeneration: In older people, the macula – the centre of the retina which is used for detailed vision – thins and occasionally bleeds. This can lead to distortion of, or even the loss of, central vision. The sufferer may also have trouble discerning colours. Peripheral vision remains unaffected, but central vision loss

is serious, so early diagnosis and treatment is vital. All these problems can be easily diagnosed with an eye test, so Specsavers Opticas urges all people over 70 to make sure they go for an eye test on an annual basis to make sure their eyes are healthy and any problems can be treated before causing vision loss. Specsavers in Santa Ponsa offersUK standard free eye tests with all glasses purchased. Visit www.spec savers.es or pop into the store to make an appointment.

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Blowing my stack Mike Senker

In my opinion Views of a Grumpy Old Man I WAS a smoker... a serious smoker. Not one of your namby pamby social ones. You know the ones who never have their own packet because they only smoke when they’re out having a drink or at a party or dinner with you basically, just always smoking other people’s! No, I was a SMOKER, 40 a day and I often had one lit and another in the ashtray I’d forgotten about. I was a good smoker. My smoke never annoyed anybody, or so I thought! The smell on my clothes I didn’t notice. But now I don’t smoke at all. Nothing. Nada. I gave it up and it was very simple. I don’t recommend my method as it’s a bit drastic! I had two heart attacks and tried to have a ciggy in between which didn’t work. I didn’t have the strength to drag on it. Anyway after five weeks in hospital and a triple bypass I decided not to smoke anymore. No brainer really. But now I’m one of those non-smokers of the worst kind, so don’t smoke around me full stop. For years that’s been fine because most countries now have strict no smoking

policies. Then all of a sudden people started vaping. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a contraption you stick in your mouth filled with some fluidy oily chemicals, usually from China, which are heated by an element then blown out like a nuclear cloud over the person sitting next to them. Now, as you know, I’m not one to complain but I don’t give a monkeys about your need to substitute your stinking ciggy habit with this now so called healthier option... don’t blow it over me OK? I don’t want something you have taken down your grubby ex-smoker’s lungs then blown out of your mouth in my face and when I tell you don’t huff and tut OK? It’s not so bad if you have an occasional puff, like once an hour, but if you insist on dragging on it continuously all night and sit there like the Royal Scotsman trying to pull a hundred carriage I’m going to tell you to stop. Don’t you realise it’s anti-social and rude to be sitting next to someone and blowing this crap all over them? I tried many times to give up smoking. I read so many books about giving up smoking I finally gave up reading! Last week I asked for feedback about my grumps and I was amazed and very pleased with the response. Thank you all so much. If anyone else wants to email their thoughts it’s mikesenker@gmail.com.

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When to stop AS part of the series, we answer some common driving questions and keep you updated on the latest driving and road news kindly provided by members of the Guardia Civil based in Torrevieja, Costa Blanca, who set up the N332 website and Facebook page to help break down barriers.

PULL OVER: Official vehicles will display flashing red and blue lights. THERE are often reports of scams of drivers being flagged down to stop by people pretending to be police officers, but how do you actually know if the Guardia Civil want to pull you over? On their official YouTube channel, the G ua rdia C ivil ha v e publ i shed a video explaining the actions that patrols will take in order to stop a vehicle on the roadside. The video states that along with their duties, “the Guardia Civil is tasked with controlling road traffic to ensure road safety and to prevent the commission of offences which endanger road users and provide assistance if necessary.” When an official vehicle wants you to stop it will display flashing red lights

in addition to the blue lights. These red lights mean that you must stop your vehicle by safely manoeuvring to the right hand side of the road. You must stop your vehicle in a place where it does not cause an increased risk to other road users. If this is not possible, continue driving until you are able stop in a safe place. The police patrol vehicle will then stop behind your car. All occupants of your vehicle must remain inside the vehicle. The police officer will approach you to notify the reason why you have been stopped. Once the officers have finished, they will assist you in joining the main flow of traffic and getting back on the road.

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Can a ‘club’ be exempted? WE have 89 apartments in our Community. We have a club/bar in the grounds which is owned by 48 bonded members of the Community. This club has problems making money. The members want the Community to exempt the club from Community fees in exchange for giving non-members the right to use the club. This is a split because not all nonmembers want to use the club. The club say that they cannot afford the fees. My question is: can the club force the Community to exempt them from paying the fees? If they took it to an AGM, do the members vote on that decision? We would like to know if the club has a case or not. C.O. (Costa Blanca)

NO, the club cannot ‘force’ the Community to make their premises exempt from Community fees. And, yes, any such important measure must be

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voted at the AGM. By the numbers you cite, it seems

the club members have a majority of the votes, so they would probably get their exemption approved. Quite a few Communities have similar arrangements.

Send your questions for David Searl through lawyers Ubeda-Retana & Associates in Fuengirola at Ask@lawtaxspain.com, or call 952 667 090.

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FOLLOWING the summer break, Age Concern Mallorca returns to offer help to the elderly and to arrange a number of interesting entertainments and trips. The first event of the new season is a Fun Quiz which will be held at The Pub in Magaluf at 7.30pm on Friday September 16. A donation of €10 is requested which will cover the entry fee together with a meal which has a good choice of options including some suitable for vegetarians. Booking for this is essential as there are only limited places available so do contact Jackie Hendry on 663 016 061 or 971 683 741 or e-mail mallorca@ageconcern.org.es. Looking forward, there will be an Ibiza weekender from Friday October 14 to Sunday October 16. Cost per person sharing a double room to include return ferry, accommodation in the threestar hotel Santa Eulalia with full board and drink is €195 for residents with a €60 supplement for a single room. Return transfer from the port to the hotel provided that there are a minimum of eight passen-

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Monkey Doo concert ON Wednesday, September 7 there will be a very special Mallorca music event on the terrace of the Finca Hotel Can Estades. S wi n g Di x i e m u s ic from Monkey Doo. The four b o y s p l a y f l e et rhythms on unusual ‘instrum e n t s’ su c h a s th e Ukulele and the Washboard. Great music for dancing! The r e wi l l b e d r i n k s serve d a n d a v e r sa t ile buffet before the concert. Reception: 8pm Concert starts: 9pm Buffet: From 9pm Fee per person: €16 for the concert only. €23.50 extra for full buffet and drinks (total €39.50) Reservations at 971 670 558 or info@can-estades.com. Seats are limited!

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World of Circus THE town of Esporles will host the 10th Circus of Cultures between September 16 to 18 where the entire town n e s tle d a t th e fo o t o f the Sierra Tramuntana is transformed into a gigantic circus ring where no less than 35 shows from Spain and abroad will be presented to a willing audience. There will be traditional circus, clowns, aerial ballet, mimes, dance, variety and much more, but all with a circ u s th eme as w e ll as a special interactive exhibitio n (E l p a s o d e lo s s in nombres) together with panel discussions and instruction of the various arts of the circus. Some performances are free w h ils t o th e rs attra c t nominal admission fees but there will also be special

food available including a giant vegetarian paella acc ompa nie d by a gla s s of wine with DJs and singers and even a collection for Syrian refugees. For full details of the events visit www.ajes porles.net/agenda/xfestival-circ-de-lescultures.

AERIAL BALLET: Just one of the arts on show.

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FOR those who enjoy classical piano music, there will be a double treat when Piotr Machnik and Michal Bialk present their recital for Four Hands at the Magna Room in the Palma Auditorium at 8pm on Thursday September 15. Tickets for this presentation will cost €25 and the pair will be presenting a range of works from a number of composers including Brahms, Debussy and Schubert, with their main performance being the much-loved Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. To purchase tickets visit www.auditori umpalma.com or call 971 734 735.

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THIS summer EWN readers living on the Spanish Costa’s or in Mallorca are all enjoying that special something different that each region offers home buyers but all regions share one important thing in common, hot sunny days. With temperatures reaching w e l l o v e r 3 0 ºC t h a t’s around 90ºF, sunglasses, a hat and a cold drink are a daily re q u i r e m e n t i n th e summer, o h ! a n d a d i p in your swimming pool, if you want to stay comfortable. So, spare a though for our planet, which we now know beyond d o u b t , i s g e t tin g hotter a n d h o t t e r b u t th e good news is that as home-

owners we can all do something positive about it and give our planet the equivalent of a cool drink and the sooner we start the better. The ice that covers most of the Artic and Greenland is me ltin g at a rate of around 159 billion tons each year, this has caused the sea levels to rise around 15cm to 20cm or six to eight inches over the last 100 years and will continue at a similar or even higher rate unless we cut down on greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions that our homes and industry create. F ro m 2 0 0 7 all n e w homes built in Spain have to c o mp ly to h ig h en ergy performance standards, or in other words cut down on the levels of GHG emissions. As of June 2013 all properties, existing or new, that are offered for sale or rent in Spain are re-

qui r ed t o have an Energy Efficient Certificate, showing your home’s efficiency level, or in other words the level of GHG emissions. Bel i eve i t or not , t he bui l di ng const r uct i on process and the residential sector contributes to over one third of Spain’s total GHG emissions, so homeowners in Spain have a big part to play in solving the problem. Resi dent i al hom es have a big potential for cost eff ect i ve energy saving, through effective use of building materials, high-tech products and efficient general daily use. The EU targets are to reduce GHG emissions by 20 per cent by 2020 and 40 per GOING GREEN: Homeowners have a part to play.

cent by 2030 by introducing new legislation, financial incentives and guidelines for homeowners. If every homeowner on t he Cost a’s and Mal l or ca deci ded t o cut down t he GHG emissions in their home it would make a substantial contribution to reducing Spain’s GHG emissions and lead the way for the rest of Spain’s homeowners to follow, now that would be cool! In future articles I will give EWN readers some of my top tips on how to reduce GHG emissions and how to save on your homes annual energy bills. John Graham is a Fellow of The Architecture & Surveyors Institute. If you want professional advice on how t o i mprove your home’s GHG emissions or save on your energy costs you can send John an emai l at gk.ipad@me.com.

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Solid sales round-up By Matthew Elliott PROPERTY pundits have been concerned that sales of newly built Spanish homes appear to be low, contradicting the notion that a solid recovery is in full swing. In fact all the evidence shows the new developments

€400 per month is the typical repayment amount for a €100,000 mortgage.

from Madrid to Alicante, and from Marbella to Mallorca are selling very well. So why isn’t this translating into official figures? The reason is that home sales won’t be entered into the property register until they are fully built and have habitation certificates, meaning we can take these seemingly low sales figures with a pinch of salt.

NEW SALES: Numbers appear low as home sales are yet to be added to the property register. On to the wider sales market, which includes secondhand homes, and the latest fig-

ures from the National Institute of Statistics show strong growth across key regions including the Costa Blanca, Costa del Sol, Murcia, Balearic Islands, and the cosmopolitan centres of Madrid and Barcelona. The news comes amid revelations that, for the first time in aeons, regular Spaniards are actually better off buying rather than renting a home. At present the typical Spanish mortgage repayment is between €350

and €400 per month for a €100,000 loan, while people renting a property that would fit this mortgage model would expect to pay around €500 each month in rent. While this is the way it usually was before the crisis, the figures mark the crossing of a significant threshold, one which could lead to an energised boon in sales over the coming months and years as many people realise it’s in their best interests to buy.

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Gardening Corner By Spain’s best known expatriate gardening author living in Spain for 25 years.

NEARING my 80th birthday and having written almost 2000 gardening articles for various publications in Spain and the UK, some three hundred for the Euro Weekly News, this is my last to make time for other activities in my later active years. I hope the weekly articles, whether about gardening design strategies, day-to-day maintenance, solving basic problems or what to do in a crisis, have been of help to you in Spain. Spain has changed since the mid-70s when I holidayed in undeveloped La Carihuela before blocks of apartments with few balcony flowers marred the sea and on land views. Unfortunately my four original books, written then with Clodagh, are no longer available to help you as our publish-

HATS OFF: Dick is looking forward to having more time for other activities. er and their distributors closed a few years ago. Internet stores like Amazon Books and The Book Depository don’t always have residual new or second hand copies available. However later booklets published through Create Space, Amazon Books selfpublishing subsidiary, are always available and also from other internet book stores. ‘Living well from our garden Mediterranean style’ will be of

interest to improve understanding of what can be grown and consumed that’s beneficial for holistic wellness. It includes a gastronomic self-audit to help assess whether you remain a fast food addict or on the way to eating well. ‘How to use less water in the garden’ inludes things I’ve used or seen on my travels to reduce water required to maintain an interesting garden. It looks at varying water needs of 30 types

A time of change SEPTEMBER is an important time for our gardens, vegetal plots and plants. It marks a change of cycle and requires particular care in some gardening aspects. While maintaining watering, especially in southern, drier areas, it is time to start weeding and preparing the vegetal garden for the autumn. Remember the debris will make the base of a superb organic compost. The time is right to plant autumn-winter veg and herbs such as Swiss chard, chicory, garlic, borage, onions, parsnips, endives, peas, beans, lettuce, turnips, parsley, chervil, radishes and carrots. In the garden it’s a good time to start thinking about planting conifers and evergreens and plant pots and flower beds should be prepared and primed ready to plant autumn bulbs. This is also the right moment to replant worse for wear areas of lawns and weed and fertilise all over to prepare the grass for the cold weather.

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of gardens and has a list of drought resistant plants. A plant to add is the Siberian succulent Rhodiola Rosea which helped Russian athletes gain Olympic gold medals legitimately and me to improve my strength and stamina. I’ll try to germinate and grow them in a cool spot in the garden. Gardening is a great hobby as there’s always something new to try and ideas come from unexpected sources. On my 80th birthday I’ll have had a personal garden for 75 years. The first in 1942 was started when an unexploded bomb was dug out of our garden. Today’s garden has been stimulated from earlier gardens in England, Holland, Spain and from my world travels. Remember, great gardens don’t start in garden centres but with creative preplanning and consideration. Where possible involve partners and family in creating and evaluating features

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Why worry? By Nick Murgatroyd THERE are several serious diseases which can affect pets and their owners which are spread by biting arthropods (eg mosquitoes, ticks, etc). These diseases seem to be getting more prevalent. Why are they becoming more common? Firstly, there is spread of these diseases in pets from the traditional warm areas of the south to temperate areas in the north of Europe. The reasons for this are multiple: • Increased mobility of pet animals, especially dogs, with their owners travelling through ‘at risk areas’ and back home has resulted in geographic spread in mainland Europe. • Increasing contact of pet animals and their owners with ‘at risk environments.’ Increased accessibility of tradi-

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BENDINAT TEAM: Can give you advice with regards to biting arthropods. tional wilderness areas has occurred and also there has been an increase in wildlife carriers

for these diseases eg deer and foxes. • Some of the arthropods

are particularly good at adapting to new climates. Ticks are a prime example and they will

find special niches in which to survive almost any weather condition. Add to this the general tendency for temperate areas of Europe to become warmer and wetter, which helps spread the fly and mosquito populations. Secondly, there are also new arthropod-transmitted diseases being reported which affect humans and their pets, especially in the temperate (nontropical) areas of Europe. Next week, we’ll take a look at the main diseases to be wary of.

Barney needs regular sitters THERE is no doubt this has been one of the hottest summers on record, and not just in Spain. Even in the UK temperatures have reached the high 20s, honestly! One consequence is that at HouseSitMatch we received many housesitter applications from retired expats living in Spain who want more clement weather back in Blightly during the hottest seasons. We are asked, for example, if we have any house-sits near the coast in Devon and Cornwall in order that they can escape the torrid temperatures of the Mediterranean summers. The answer is, yes we do! For example, each year Barney the Border collie who lives on the Devon and Cornwall

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BRITISH designer Dominic Wilcox’s caninecentric art exhibition, created with dogs in mind, ran from August 19-20 in London. The show was part of a campaign aimed at encouraging people to spend more time with their pets, and included artwork painted in a pooch-friendly colour scheme, plus large interactive pieces such as an enormous dog bowl filled with balls and an ‘open car window simulator’ which involved a fan wafting scents such as meat and old shoes around. The dogs who attended were said to have approved of the show, with plenty of wagging tails spotted, and their enthusiasm is a credit to the painstaking research that went into the event.

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SAIL AWAY: Some Swan yachts out at sea. By John Smith FIFTY years ago, a Finnish yacht manufacturer Oy Nautor AB produced the first of the Swan class yachts and in September 2016, 121 different Swans will be racing in the waters of Porto Cervo in Italy as they compete for the Rolex Swan Cup. This, the 19th competition, is being hosted at the beautiful Costa Smeralda Yacht Club and will be a combination of hard sailing, enjoyment of the various

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Lightning bolt By Matthew Elliott THE fastest accelerating street-legal car you can buy on the market is now an electric vehicle. Roaring from 060mph in just 2.5 seconds courtesy of a bigger 100kWh battery means that only the non-mass production LaFerrari and Porsche Spyder accelerate faster than the new Tesla Model S P100D. The P100D is also the first electric vehicle capable of exceeding 300 miles on one charge and upgrades to the model, dubbed ‘Ludicrous Mode’ by Tesla, cost around €10,000 for current Model S drivers. Silicon Valley guru and Tesla chief Elon Musk claimed that the new car was ‘faster in a straight line than when dropped out of a plane,’ and announced that a similar battery pack upgrade would soon be available in the Model X.

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Hall of shame By Matthew Elliott FOLLOWING up on last week’s run down of Jeremy Clarkson’s favourite cars of 2016, the former Top Gear host has now published his catalogue of disaster, dubbed ‘The Terrible 10’. Included in Clarkson’s personal hall of shame was the Vauxhall Astra Sri NAV, which flummoxed the verbal takedown artist who found himself at a complete loss of words to describe its utter blandness. The Zenos E10 S made the cut for shedding doors, windows, radio, and roof from its facade, leading Clarkson to conclude that he’s seen ‘betterequipped pencils.’ Clarkson’s chief gripe with the BMW X1 xDrive25d is that is raises your hopes courtesy of the brand logo but is ultimately the sort of drive you’d be delighted with if it were a Chinese brand manufactured in India. Nissan’s Infiniti Q30 Premium Tech is congratulated for

ZENOS E10 S: One of Clarkson’s terrible 10. high sales to Americans ‘too interested in food and the baby Jesus to notice they are tartedup Datsuns,’ while the Skoda Superb SE L Executive is decimated for having the soul of a fridge freezer. The Seat Leon X-Perience SE is a ‘waste of metal, glass and plastic’, while the Nissan GT-R Track Edition is blasted

for its sheer discomfort and dangerousness. Clarkson swears never to set foot in a Hyundai i800 again and derides the Renault Kadjar for its lack of imagination. Finally the Volkswagen Scirocco is ridiculed for frequently stalling, desperate revving, bad looks and wrong noises.

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The roads from hell A FUN survey of British motorists hoped to find which UK city was most despised for its driving environment. Surprisingly London wasn’t the worst offender, with that honour going to Birmingham, largely due to its dreaded Spaghetti Junction. The Big Smoke came second, while guest appearances on the roll call of traffic hell included Bristol, Liverpool and Cambridge. Such first world problems as Spaghetti Junction and the M25 pale in comparison to other global driving nightmares. In Lagos, Nigeria there are millions of drivers in one of the world’s most congested and unpredictable cities who have never even attended classes, while in Seoul, South Korea, public vehicles are allowed to completely ignore traffic signals with impunity.

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It’s an all action week with tennis, motorsport and cricket Tony Matthews International Sports A former player and now the world’s most prolific author of football books with almost 150 published since 1975, Tony is also the sports correspondent for Spectrum Radio and lives on La Pilica in the Sierra Cabrera Mountains overlooking Turre. Costa de Almeria

AS always there has been plenty of sporting action during August (the Olympics included) with more to come in September. So no one who is sportsminded, should be disappointed! MOTORSPORT: • Nico Rosberg won last Sunday’s Belgian Grand Prix, ahead of Danny Ricciardo with championship leader by nine points, Lewis Hamilton, third. Hamilton, in fact, started at the back of the grid after receiving a penalty because his Mercedes team used too many engine parts! • This weekend it’s the Italian F1 Grand Prix at Monza while Silverstone stages the British MotoGP. TENNIS: • The USA Open started at Flushing Meadows on Monday with Olympic champion Andy Murray among the favourites to win the

men’s singles title. RUGBY LEAGUE: • A Wembley crowd of 76,235 saw Hull come back from 10-0 down to beat Warrington 12-10 in last Sunday’s Challenge Cup final. Marc Sneyd’s dramatic late converted try earned Hull their first final win in 34 years. CRICKET: • England won the first two One Day internationals against Pakistan by 44 runs and four wickets respectively, in form batsman Joe Root leading the way in both games. The third encounter took place yesterday, the fourth is tomorrow with the fifth on Sunday. And you can see a T20 blast between the countries next Wednesday. FOOTBALL: • Last weekend, a record Pirelli Stadium crowd of almost 7,000 saw hosts Burton Albion beat neighbours Derby County 1-0 in the first-ever league meeting between the two clubs. • After three weeks of action, the unbeaten trio of Manchester City, Chelsea and Manchester United stand first, second and third in the Premiership. Huddersfield Town, Bolton Wanderers and Morecambe lead the Championship and Leagues One and Two respectively and Celtic top the SPL. • Stoke keeper Shay Given (aged 40) has become the oldest player to concede a Premiership own-goal. He actually saved a penalty taken by Everton’s Leighton Baines only for the ball to hit a post and bounce into the net off his head.

• Claudio Ranieri has become the fifth ‘foreigner’ to register 100 Premiership wins as a manager. The others are Arsene Wenger, José Mourinho, Rafael Benitez and Gerrard Houllier. • There are no Premiership/Championship games this weekend due to the international break when several U21 Championship and 2018 World Cup qualifiers, plus friendlies, will take place. Sunday’s World Cup qualifiers include Czech RepublicNorthern Ireland, Malta-Scotland, Norway-Germany and Slovakia-England (Sam Allardyce’s first game as head coach) while Wales play Moldova on Monday. • The draw for this year’s group stage of the Champions League (starting September 13) is: A: Arsenal/FC Basel/Ludogorets/Paris St Germain B: Benfica/Besiktas/Dynamo Kiev/Napoli C: Barcelona/Borussia Monchengladbach/Celtic/Manchester City D: Atletico Madrid/Bayern Munich /Rostov/PSV Eindhoven E: Bayer Leverkusen/CSKA Moscow Monaco/Spurs F: Borussia Dortmund/Legia Warsaw /Real Madrid/Sporting Lisbon G: Club Bruges/FC Copenhagen/FC Porto/Leicester City H: Dinamo Zagreb/Juventus/Lyon/Sevilla • Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola will, of course, face his former club, Barcelona. • Europa League, group games will include FeyenoordManchester Utd, Alkmaar-Dundalk, Southampton-Sparta Prague, Hapoel-Inter Milan, Ajax-Celta Vigo and Roma-Austria Vienna.

PEP GUARDIOLA: Will face former club Barcelona in the Champion’s League.

• The transfer deadline ended yesterday with several last minute deals taking place. Details next week. ROUND-UP: • In cycling, the Vuelta n Espana continues (until September 11)... the Tour of Britain starts on Sunday... the Premiership and Pro12 Rugby Union campaigns get underway tomorrow night… and the Paralympics begin in Rio next Wednesday (without the Russians). FOOTNOTE: Two of the

NICO ROSBERG: Winner of the Belgian Grand Prix.

most arrogant, uneducated sportsmen interviewed recently have been F1 drivers Kimi Raikkonen and Sebastian Vettel. Can’t believe (even understand) what they say or mean sometimes!

JOE ROOT: In form batsman led the way.

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Brit brigade storms US Open By Matthew Elliott A YOUNG British tennis prodigy stole the show in the opening stanza of the US Open as rivals Andy Murray and Novak Djokovic began their campaigns. Kyle Edmund, a 21-year-old South African-born star, who moved to Yorkshire as a three-year-old, is rated No 84 in the world but is widely tipped to take Murray’s mantle once the veteran Scot winds down his career. Edmund defeated the highly rated 13th seed Richard Gasquet in a smooth straight sets victory and will face American wildcard Ernesto Escobedo in round two. With the American ranked world No 20, Edmund will certainly fancy his chances of reaching the third round and adding some serious credentials, and ranking points, to his fledgling career. Defending champion and world No 1 Novak Djokovic struggled in the opening stanza of his US Open campaign, beating Poland’s Jerzy Janowicz in four sets but frequent-

KYLE EDMUND: Stole the show in the opening stanza.

ly showing signs of arm pain. The Serb, who unexpectedly crashed out of Wimbledon in the third round, hit first-serves at well

below his average speed and needed a trainer on to massage the bothersome limb throughout the game.

His Wimbledon exit ended the 29-year-old’s bid to secure a 2016 calendar-year grand slam after a lengthy period of imperial domi-

nance and Djokovic also suffered at the hands of Juan Martin del Potro in the first round of the Olympic Games. Meanwhile Scotsman Andy Murray demolished Czech opponent Lukas Rosol in straight sets and within two hours, without conceding a single break point. The double Olympic champion was on top form and will be a heavy favourite to reclaim his maiden Grand Slam title should Djokovic’s injury troubles continue. British female No 1 Johanna Konta continued her upward trajectory with a superb 6-3, 6-3 demolition job on American Bethanie Mattek-Sands. The 25-year-old was ranked a lowly 94th just last year, reaching the fourth round at Flushing Meadows having battled through qualification. At this year’s tournament she is seeded 13th and heavily favoured to surpass her 2015 heroics and possibly lay claim to a top 10 ranking.