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become violent on a Monarch ZB959 flight to Birmingham as it taxied down the runway. The ‘drunken’ teen tried to enter the cabin causing the pilot to halt take-off.
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A BRITISH teenager caused chaos at Palma de Mallorca’s airport as police chased him across the tarmac after he fled from a patrol car. The 17-year-old from West Midlands had reportedly
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He was restrained by other travellers for 50 minutes while they waited for officers to arrive, the Birmingham Mail reported. Guardia Civil officers were called to the aircraft to arrest the teenager. He was taken to a police vehicle, but escaped through the open door, causing mayhem as officers chased him across the airfield. It took officers more than an hour to apprehend the THE Baleares antiyouth. corruption prosecutor, The flight to Birmingham Pedro Horrach, has said was kept on the tarmac at that Princess Cristina will Son Sant Joan airport for not be charged in the more than four hours. ‘Noos’ case because there An emergency court is no evidence against her. session ordered police to The Infanta was put the youth back on the involved with the Noos Birminham-bound flight, but the captain refused to Institute of which her take him onboard. husband, Iñaki An airline was ordered to Urdangarin, was transport him back to president, but the Birmingham escorted by a prosecutor has said there Guardia Civil officer after a is no evidence to suggest night locked up in the Es she had any knowledge of the alleged embezzlement Pinaret detention centre, of €5.8 million. allowing him to sober up. He also said that He has since been Urdangarin would not ‘blacklisted’ by all UK travel be called to testify again firms and can expect a unless new evidence heavy fine. appeared. However, he The unnamed teenager and his former had reportedly been out associate, Diego Torres, drinking in the party resort will have to pay a civil of Magaluf before boarding bond. the 11.15pm flight Friday.
Infanta Cristina will not be charged
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British PM on holiday BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha have been spotted in Mallorca, where they are spending a few days holiday.
Illegal love A GERMAN man, 43, was arrested for encouraging a 15year-old girl who he was romantically involved with to abandon her home in Arta. She has since been returned to her parents.
Wild fire NEARLY 1,600 visitors to Palma Aquarium were evacuated after a fire broke out opposite. Heat and winds forced emergency services to close roads to protect the general public.
Washing up HALF of children in the Balearics never wash their hands at school, a study found. Their parents believe they wash their hands more than four times a day.
Pylon crash A 24-YEAR-OLD was seriously injured after the car he was driving crashed into a pylon on the motorway between near San Llorenç. Firefighters had to free him from the vehicle.
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Protestors strip off at anti-bullfighting rally A GROUP of 20 half-naked young men and women gathered in Palma’s Plaza España to protest against bullfighting, a ‘sport’ that ‘deceivingly’ attracts many tourists. Protesters from the antibullfighting group, AnimaNaturalis, spelled out the word ‘Stop’ by laying on the ground in their underwear while another 50 volunteers handed out pamphlets and information regarding bullfights, according to the group’s co-ordinator, Guillermo Amengual. Amengual spoke about tourists’ experiences with bullfighting in Mallorca, explaining that whether it is in Muro or Alcudia, tourists are, ‘fooled into entering the bullrings’. “They are sold an unreal show: a show where there is no blood or torture,” said Amengual, adding: “They leave crying and wanting to report their guides for selling them such a spectacle.” Amengual took a moment to
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DEFACED: Façade of Palma’s Bullring: Inset: A bullfight under way. speak out against the throwing of red paint on the façade of Palma’s Bullring, stating: “AnimaNaturalis does not condone such violent acts,” but rather “informs and raises awareness.” One of the organisation’s missions is to prevent ticket sales for bullfights to people under 16
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years old. Such a law already exists, but is not enforced, said the organisation’s co-ordinator. Furthermore, he expressed his hope that “this year is the last for bullfighting in Mallorca,” pointing out that the usual 10 bullfights have been reduced to just three this year.
HOTELS in Palma de Mallorca are the most expensive in Spain in August, at an average of €147 a night, according to Trivago’s Hotel Price Index.
Phishing scam A 29-YEAR-OLD Spaniard and 19year-old Ecuadorian were arrested in Palma de Mallorca for allegedly carrying out a ‘phishing’ scam via the internet.
Sewage spill A SEWAGE spillage in Deia was halted after locals called Guardia Civil Nature Protection Service, Seprona, to report the incident.
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Pharmaceutical sales drop in July PHARMACEUTICAL sales in Palma dropped by 15 to 20 per cent during the month of July, when new co-payment policies kicked in. It is what Antoni Real, president of the Pharmaceutical Association, called “a drastic decrease” that many pharmacists noticed while dispensing medication. The change comes as a stark contrast to the increase in sales during June when
many retirees stocked up on their free medication before a new law requiring them to pay for prescriptions came into effect on July 1, said Real. However, the June sales did not compensate for the lack of sales in July according to the Association’s president who calculated an 8 per cent increase in sales before the introduction of copayments.
The co-payment determined by income, was introduced by the government to save €7 billion. Pensioners who earn less than €18,000 a year pay 10 per cent of the price of medication without exceeding €8 a month, an amount that reaches €18 for those who earn more than €18,000. Retirees earning more than €100,000 pay 60 per cent or no more than €60 per month.
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A DERELICT property on Calle Rosari in Sa Pobla has been sealed off for safety as it is in a ‘poor state of repair’ after the owner did not reply to town hall requests to make repairs.
Farmer died A 52-YEAR-OLD man died in an accident involving a tractor on a farm by the motorway between Santa Maria and Sencelles.
Ping pong PING PONG fans can enjoy a game at the park on Calle Maria Villangomez and Camino de Genova in Cala Major. There are also a variety of other games and children’s activities.
TWO men and a woman were arrested in Manacor in connection with various robberies that have taken place in the area.
Head first BARE BODIES: Warm weather increases sex hormone levels, which are released through the skin.
Love is... a hot summer’s day!
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OVE is in the air... particularly in August! So whether young or old, Spanish or expatriate, just remember that testosterone, the main male hormone responsible for love and sexual desire, increases on long summer days. “It is a known fact that hormones are decisive in behaviour including loving emotions,” says Isabel Menendez, a Spanish psychologist specialising in childhood and youth. “Other important factors are that we go out more, drink more, feel the heat and are more
relaxed and open to relationships. “The warm weather also increases hormones that affect our feelings of wellbeing and happiness, and others which play their part in encouraging sexual stimulus, as they are released through the skin which is bare in the summer.” An added alert is that hormones are also responsible for reducing the feeling of culpability, making people more likely to be unfaithful. According to university studies in the US, high testosterone levels prove that falling in love is all about biology.
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CATALAN continues to be a requirement for 10 per cent of the civil servants in the Balearic Islands’ General Services department. This percentage translates to 645 workers who need to know the regional language. Of those positions, only 479 are currently active and filled by personnel. Last Saturday an official bulletin regarding a change to the Law of Public Works of the Baleares was made public. Modifications to the law eliminated the demand that all public workers speak Catalan, with the exception of those positions including telephone services and linguistics. However, the regional government approved the requirement of the language in 10 per cent of the public service positions.
A 16-YEAR-OLD youth died in hospital, three days after being hit by a train in Sa Pobla. Following the accident, the crossing was closed to prevent further accidents and a meeting held in which residents called for the bridge, which has been in the planning stage for years, to be built.
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THE owner of restaurant Santa Eulalia, Jesus Maria Alonso, has criticised the location of three recycling containers as they were placed in an area previously used by motorbikes, Diario de Mallorca reported.
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PRICES in the Balearics increased by 0.2 per cent in July according to national statistics. The biggest rise was in medicine (7.4%) followed by recreational and cultural activities and transport (1.7%) and hospitality establishments (1.6%).
A SENEGALESE man who denounced his Cameroonian girlfriend for running off with her two-week-old baby was arrested in Palma de Mallorca for allegedly trying to mark the infant’s cheeks according to a tribal ritual.
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Partido Popular Andalucia spokesman Carlos Rojas. He also commented that Griñan has “taken no measures against the financial crisis.”
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medals for Spain in the 2012 Olympic Games held in London, of which three were gold, 10 were silver and four were bronze. Eleven of the medals were won by women in several disciplines.
A 65-YEAR-OLD man was rescued by firefighters after he hit his head in a fall in Cala Lombards, Santanyi.
Metro rise PALMA DE MALLORCA’S Metro, together with Barcelonas, was the only one to register an increase in passengers in June with a 7.8 per cent rise, according to national statistics.
Plan protest THE creation of two new industrial estates in Cala d’Or have been challenged by conservationists who say the current plans do not give sufficient consideration to the protection of the landscape and natural environment.
and finally... FIVE National Police officers in Sevilla have been charged with injuring three young men following a pub brawl. The officers testified in court that the men had sustained their injuries before they arrived at the bar and had resisted arrest.
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King has dinner with Nadal KING JUAN CARLOS enjoyed a private dinner at Puerto Portals with Rafa Nadal, his girlfriend and the individuals involved in the champion’s rehabilitation. The group dined in the outdoor terrace area at Flanigans, one of the royal family’s favourite restaurants while on
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holiday in Mallorca. Nadal is recovering from tendonitis in the patellar tendon in his left leg, and was invited to dinner by the monarch who wished to show the tennis player support during these difficult times in his recovery.
Protests over parking fees at Palma hospital FOUR days of protests over the paid parking at Son Espases Hospital in Palma begin today (Thursday). Union representatives of hospital employees
7 arrested in cocaine bust SEVEN men were arrested for the distribution of cocaine in Mallorca. Police investigations that began in the beginning of this year led them to the Palma Port last Saturday where they stopped two vehicles that arrived on a boat from Denia. The cars in which three of the suspects were travelling allegedly contained two kilograms of cocaine hidden in the bumper, another five kilograms of a cutting substance, as well as a semi-automatic weapon with ammunition. The day after the arrest of the three men, police conducted seven searches in Palma and Santa Margalida resulting in the arrest of another four men and the disbanding of a cocaine laboratory located in a clothing shop.
planned protests for August 16, 22, 23 and 24 against what they call “a new form of hidden co-payment and repayment toward healthcare and a salary reduction for hospital personnel.” Supposedly the new parking system costs €1.72 per hour which can amount to €10.70 per day.
The total of 930 free parking spaces available for more than 4,500 employees, “are clearly insufficient,” said a union leader who pointed out that employees working the afternoon/night shifts “are going to have a difficult time” finding parking because “workers from the morning shift will still be parked in those spots.”
Bradley Wiggins FOLLOWING his win at the London Olympics, cyclist Bradley Wiggins has been spotted in Pollensa. Many of the Team GB cyclists trained in Mallorca before the Olympics.
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A JUDGE sentencing two men in Essex for stealing a vehicle and crippling a woman criticised the justice system’s pressure to give lower sentences to take pressure off overcrowded prisons.
Prison fund IN an attempt to repatriate foreign criminals, who cost the system almost half a billion pounds per year, the Government has decided to help refurbish foreign prisons with £3 million per year.
Illegal store THE Ministry of Defence recently admitted more than 60 items of human tissue belonging to deceased soldiers were stored at the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford without consent.
Elderly care THE King’s Fund think tank researchers have found that 2.3 million overnight hospital stays could be avoided if British care homes were more effective in looking after the elderly.
Less apply THE Universities Minister, David Willetts, has confirmed there has been a ‘modest fall’ in University applicants this year due to the £9,000 increase in annual fees. Spotted in Pollensa.
Missing Alcudia man found dead A BODY believed to belong to Rafael Ayala, who had been reported missing from Alcudia, was found on a private property in the Can Socias area. The 39-year-old had been missing since last Wednesday. Local police, emergency response teams, the Guardia Civil’s canine unit, as well as family and friends of the missing man had been searching the area for days. Last weekend 90 people joined in a search of the mountain, coastal and rural areas. The body was found on Tuesday by volunteers.
Toddlers die TWO toddlers died in Leicester after being hit by a car when the driver had allegedly been trying to jump the red lights at a pedestrian crossing.
Gender trick A WOMAN will face up to two years in prison in Guildford for the sexual assault of two teenage girls, both of whom she allegedly tricked into believing she was a man.
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Repentant tax evader A REPENTANT tax evader has anonymously sent €2,000 in cash to a local tax office in Siegen to make up for his or her decision to falsely declare advertising expenses in 2004.
Grave crime A FAMILY in Wangen was horrified to find the body of an elderly relative partially undressed when they visited the funeral home before her burial. Police suspect necrophilia.
Tax breaks KRISTINA SCHRODER, the German Family Minister, has recently said long term gay partnerships represent “conservative values,” which should entitle them to the same tax breaks as marriages.
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Healthcard bonanza claim ‘was an error’ ‘HEALTH tourists’ can expect a cool welcome in Spain, where health tourism is no longer a possibility. The position was spelt out by junior Health Minister Pilar Farjas, in response to erroneous information from an internet website. “Move to Spain and get free healthcare!” proclaimed a headline on the Rightmove Overseas website. From September 1 all legal residents whose income is below €100,000 a year will get free medical treatment, a blogger maintained. “This includes foreigners from the EU or elsewhere, whether or not they contribute to the social security system or are in work,” he wrote, adding that early retirees not yet receiving a state pension would therefore be covered. The claim, which appeared on July 27, was removed some days later. Proof that applicants are entitled to state healthcare or have private cover is now necessary for residency in Spain. This has been
Proof of entitlement to healthcare in Spain is now necessary. required since last April, Farjas said, and rectified a previous oversight in Spanish legislation. Changes made in 2007 failed to stipulate that EU residents staying for longer than three months must demonstrate that they have health cover. They must also demonstrate that they have sufficient means to
support themselves and their families. Entitlement to a health card for anyone with on an income of less than €100,000 a year, will apply only to Spaniards and legal EU residents. The information provided on the Rightmove Overseas site was “clearly an error,” Farjas said last week.
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ONE out of every four secondary pupils wants to start a business on leaving university. In Sevilla Province, 33 per cent of pupils hope to do this, followed by Malaga Province with 29 per cent and Valencia, Mallorca and the Canary Islands all with 28 per cent. Sitting civil service exams for a secure job in the public sector is now slightly less attractive than in the past. Last year 27 per cent of 23,000 ‘bachiller’ pupils studying Spain’s equivalent of A levels intended to sit ‘oposiciones’ after finishing their degrees, they told pollsters. This year, prompted by spending cuts and cutbacks in public sector employees, those choosing this option dropped to 26 per cent. Twenty-eight per cent would prefer to work where they lived, they told pollsters, compared with 34 per cent in 2011.
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Judges save jobs but no to redundancy applications LAST February’s labour reforms make it cheaper to sack workers but judges are rejecting some redundancy applications. Earlier this year, several companies halted negotiations to lay off
workers in a workforce reduction process known as an ERE. They were awaiting Mariano Rajoy’s new legislation reducing severance pay and allowing companies to opt out of collective agreements with
unions. Companies with three consecutive months of losses are also allowed to dismiss workers with 20 days’ severance pay for each year worked. Amongst these was transport company, Tradisa.
Fewer doing time in Spanish jails THE number of prisoners in Spanish jails fell in 2011 for the second year running to 70,472. Overall, there was a 4.6 per cent reduction in Spain’s prison population with 65,184 men (4.3 per cent fewer than in 2011) and 5,288 women (8.6 per cent fewer). The number of 24,524 foreign prisoners – 34.8 per cent of the total - was also lower in 2011 than in the preceding year. With 16.174 prisoners (15,069 men and 1,105 women), Andalucia
has more inmates than any other Spanish region. It is followed by Cataluña with 10,497 (9,759 men and 738 women), Madrid with 9,503 (8,364 men and 1,139 women) and the Valencian Community with 7,397 (6,834 men and 563 women). The number of prisoners fell for second year in a row.
It commenced negotiations under pre-2012 regulations but later laid off 23 employees under the new laws. These dismissals have now been overturned by the national High Court.
Tradisa wanted to disregard the previous legal procedure “to benefit from a more flexible one,” the court said. This was the equivalent of “changing the referee and the rules of the game in the middle of a match.” The ruling follows rejection of ERE applications from DOPEC in Cataluña and Talleres A in Madrid which rescinded workers’ contracts, alleging economic problems. Both companies belong to larger groups, judges pointed out, and the economic situation of the entire group should be taken into consideration when justifying dismissals on the grounds of losses. The courts have also made it clear that the documentation submitted to justify workforce reductions must faithfully reflect the company’s situation.
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Sentence cut for tax fraud A BUSINESSMAN serving a 13 year prison sentence, has had it shortened by three years. Lebedev and his business partner, were jailed for fraud and tax evasion. Both opposed Vladimir Putin.
Unhorny cow FIREFIGHTERS were called after a cow was found on the fifth floor of a Moscow block of flats. The cow was apparently trying to hide from the randy bull waiting outside.
Teen drinking THE government continues to seek ways to tackle the problem of teenage drinking. Fines have already been increased and TV/radio advertising banned.
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Stat of week SEVEN in 10 business owners are ‘put off’ by firms that overuse social media, a Business Network International survey shows, with many “still far from understanding how the medium works best.”
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SPAIN’S exports increased 6.2 per cent in May, showing quicker recovery in the economic climate than in neighbouring France, Germany or Italy. Latest International Monetary Fund (IMF) figures reveal that since the
economic crisis began in 2009, Spanish exports have bounced back 36 per cent, compared to 32 per cent for Germany, 30 per cent for Italy and 23 per cent for France. IMF predicts a 2.1 per cent annual increase in Spanish exports for 2012, followed by Germany (1.7 per cent), France (1.3 per cent) and Italy (0.9 per cent). PRIVATE secondhand car sales in Spain dropped 7.3 The greatest growth per cent last month, according to the Automation remains capital goods Studies Institute. However, used car purchases by - products that create companies, excluding rental car businesses, other goods or services with increased 16 per cent. Looking ahead, following the machinery accounting recent Government move to raise taxes, vehicle for €1,078.4 million sales are expected to be even harder hit. and transport construction materials bringing in €936.5 WORK reforms intro- taken he warned all million. duced in Spain six Euro-zone countries Meanwhile, food months ago would “will have to make exports rose 10 per have saved many jobs additional, far cent in May compared if made sooner, the reaching measures” with the same period president of the that will need raising last year, and European Central price and non-price chemical products Bank (ECB) Mario competitiveness levels increased 12.4 per Draghi has stated. to fight the present cent, mainly due to Analysing measures economic situation. medicines and plastics. However, car exports fell 7.5 per cent in May, with a 6.9 EACH Olympic gold medal, consisting of just six per cent reduction in grams of gold and mainly silver, has a monetary components and 7.8 value of €570. per cent in finished vehicles.
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Reindeer racing festive winner!
FLASHBACK: Reindeer racing staged last Christmas.
ENTREPRENEURS need to think outside of the box in these tough times. Reindeer Racing Party Nights might appear a little strange, but for Kempton Park Racecourse in Southern England they have proved so popular that the organisers have now announced an extra date for this year’s exclusive Christmas celebrations. Initially, the plan was to stage two evenings of reindeer racing but now private and joiner parties will also be available to Christmas revellers on a third night to ensure late bookers. Any thoughts that the Hipodromo racetrack on the Costa del Sol would perhaps consider such a plan?
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Spanish cheer as exports up EXPORTS BOOST: Spain is showing a healthier recovery in overseas trade than some Euro partners.
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For the last four years, the basements of our building have been occupied by the works department of the Ayuntamiento of Casares. This entails storage and maintenance of tractors, JCBs, road-sweepers, beach-cleaners and other large machines. They are in the basements and also parked just beyond our perimeter fence. Unsightly, smelly and noisy, the operation of these vehicles starts from 7am, even at weekends. We have approached the supervisor on several occasions and he promises things will improve, but nothing ever alters. The urbanisation is ‘residential’, according to our understanding, so how was the You and the Ayuntamiento allowed to Law in Spain own two basements, and By David Searl use them as workshops and storage? We know the land in front of our urbanisation belongs to the council, but they are encroaching on our community land, and making it W R (Costa del Sol) more like a building site.
As you describe it, the town hall is the owner of basement space in your community. This makes them part of the community. As members of the community, they are responsible for paying their fees and abiding by the rules. These rules, set out in the Horizontal Law which regulates Communities of Property Owners, prohibit noise-making that disturbs the other members of the community. They also prohibit dangerous and toxic activities, including the emission of engine fumes and the presence of gasoline and oil. The community can take action against any member who carries out such prohibited activities. I suggest that your president sends an official letter from the community to the registered owner of the premises (basements), requiring them to desist from their undesirable actions. A lawyer should prepare this letter. If they do not rectify the situation, the community can then vote to authorise the president to go to court to compel them to stop. The final threat is that a member of a community can be barred from using his/her own property for up to two years.
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Truly deadly hope for retirement A QUARTER of British people do not know how they will fund their retirement, and 44 per cent say they will probably have to rely on inheritance money or home equity loans, a Baring Asset Management survey reveals.
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MOST small businesses are losing customers online and damaging their reputation due to inefficient social media usage, according to Business Network International director, Charlie Lawson.
Oh baby! What a state the world finds itself in today LET me tell you a story… something the British comedian and singer Max Bygraves never did say: Once upon a time, in a far-distant country, the emperor was playing chess with his most-valued vizier, and impressed by the man’s wisdom, he offered his opponent a gift of anything he wanted. The vizier gazed at the chessboard and replied: “Sire, I would like you to place two grains of rice on the first square of this board, then four on the next, 16 on the third; continuing until you have covered every square before finally presenting me with the resultant total.” Many may know this story, recognising that the vizier’s request was based upon something called an ‘exponential progression’, but have you ever considered how that principle might apply equally to the world in which we live? A few weeks ago, the news media were reporting the birth of the seven billionth human being! Seven billion of us presently inhabiting this planet - and that’s only the peoples of the ‘developed’ countries. The figures incorporating those living in the Amazon jungles, or the almost unexplored regions of New Guinea and elsewhere, can only be guessed at. Seven billion, and still increasing at an exponential rate!
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The population 200 years ago is reckoned to have been about one billion. Census information obtained regularly since then shows the world’s population increasing at yes, you’ve guessed it - that fabled exponential rate. This might seem rather obscure, but the ancient vizier’s request, if carried through for just 64 operations - the number of squares on a chess board - would have resulted in the emperor being unable to keep his promise, because there wouldn’t have been enough rice in his warehouses, or indeed in his entire territories, to cover the final square. Given the reasonably precise census information available, it’s quite easy to graphically plot the trajectory, and by SIX million people in Spain are predicted to extrapolation be unemployed after the summer, the highest predict with some number since the start of the financial crisis, accuracy, what is according to Agett, the large temporary likely next year, employment company association. or in 10 years.
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The results, not trumpeted triumphantly by the media, show that unless urgent measures are taken the world’s population will grow to 11.5 billion before 2020. The world cannot go on like this; even genetically-engineered crops couldn’t feed a demographic explosion of this magnitude, and even if by some miracle they did, where are all these people supposed to live, and where are the raw materials to be found? Are we to chop down all the forests, denude the world’s oceans? Governments, although realising that action is needed, will find themselves shackled by both God and Mammon, those historically implacable enemies now working as uneasy allies. How could it be otherwise when almost every religion demands more and more adherents to the faith, whilst global industry requires an ever-increasing number of consumers to keep it running? A dark and dire outlook to be sure. But what’s to be done? Perhaps Nature will intervene with a deadly, uncontrollable epidemic; or maybe mankind will finally lose the plot, and by unleashing a global atomic war, cure over-population. Either or both would probably do the trick!
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www.euroweeklynews.com IF you have ever had the feeling that you spent half your working life just to pay tax, you are probably not far wrong. What with income tax, national insurance/social security, capital gains tax, VAT, council tax, excise duties etc, a considerable amount of our hard earned income is lost in tax each year. If you are lucky enough to be retired you are still faced with tax on your savings, investments and pensions, not to mention the amount we pay in VAT each year. The Institut Economique Molinari carries out a study each year on The Tax Burden of Typical Workers in the EU 27 and determines their “tax freedom day”. It aims to “shed light on the working individual’s role in financing their state and social security”. Tax freedom day is the day each year when you finally stop working to pay tax to the government, and start earning money for yourself. According to the 2012 study, Belgium has the latest tax freedom day. Taxpayers have to work up to 5th August simply to earn enough to pay taxes. France takes second place honours, with a date of 26th June. Last year it came third, but Hungary has slipped two places down the list thanks to its flat tax regime. The other countries whose dates fall as late as
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July are Italy, Sweden, Germany and Austria. Malta has the earliest tax freedom in the EU, falling on just 11th April, five days earlier than last year. Cyprus comes second on the list with a date of 10th May. This is bad news for Cyprus taxpayers, since last year it arrived almost two months earlier on 13th March. Spain’s tax freedom day fell on 23rd May, four days later than in 2011. Portugal’s shifted from 29th May to 3rd June. Taxpayers in countries like the US and Australia fare much better than us Europeans. Their tax freedom days were 17th April and 4th April respectively. Blevins Franks provides tax planning advice in France, Spain, Portugal, Cyprus and Malta, advising expatriates on
how to use approved arrangements on how to lower the tax liabilities on their savings, investments, pensions and estate. The Institut Economique Molinari also pointed out that across the EU as a whole, the non-working population now make up 54.7% of the population, while “tax-wise, working people must carry most of the weight – a weight that grows heavier as populations grow even older”. So even after the current economic situation has improved, countries may still need to keep taxes higher to provide funds for their increasing pension and social welfare costs brought about by an ageing population. Many countries across the world calculate their tax freedom day – though it tends to be private institutes and companies which do this, rather than the government. They use different methodologies, which is why you may come across different dates for the same country. In its calculations, the Institut Economique Molinari looks at income tax, social
security contributions and VAT. It calculated that the UK had a tax freedom day of 12th May. It is interesting to compare this to the separate study on the UK tax burden carried out by the Adam Smith Institute (ASI). Its methodology includes indirect, local and stealth taxes - and under its calculations tax freedom day did not arrive until 29th May. This means that for 149 days of the year, every penny earned by the average UK resident was taken by the government in tax. ASI Director, Eamonn Butler, said: "Tax Freedom Day, which the Adam Smith Institute has been calculating for 25 years, is the plainest way to show what the tax burden really is. That is why the Treasury hates it. They of course want to conceal how much tax we pay, which is why they are so keen on stealth taxes." Tax freedom day measures the money raised by the government in taxes. It does not consider the amount it borrows and spends, so ASI also calculates a “Cost of
Government Day” to show the extent of the UK’s debt. The debt will have to be repaid eventually, with taxpayers picking up the bill. The government borrows one pound for every four it raises in taxes, so the cost of government day fell on 23rd June this year. British taxpayers worked 175 days to cover the government’s spending and borrowing. These are taxing times for taxpayers, and not just for workers as retirees are also faced with higher taxes. In many cases, however, there are still steps you can take to lighten your tax burden. While we all have to pay our share of taxes, you won’t want to pay more than you have to. Ask an international tax and wealth management advisory firm like Blevins Franks for information on legitimate tax mitigation opportunities available to you.
To keep in touch with the latest developments in the offshore world, check out the latest news on our website www.blevinsfranks.com
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The Olympic way to earn a small fortune WITH the likes of Paris Hilton in the world and TV reality programmes including Big Brother clogging up channels, children may think that becoming rich and successful means becoming a senseless celebrity. And they aren’t necessarily wrong for the world of reality TV is massive. Fortunately, the 2012 Olympics have A look shown there is at finance another way to get for females rich. And it doesn’t involve removing the Jane Plunkett brain or only wearing jane.plunkett@euroweeklynews. knickers and a bra, com but does mean hard work and dedication. QUEEN VICTORIA: Lucrative But the pay-off can be huge for those deals on the table. who win and gain lucrative sponsorship and marketing deals. Experts warn parents that raising an Olympic British cyclist Victoria Olympian is extremely pricey, especially Pendleton, despite falling short on dreams when measured over the years it takes. of gaining three London golds, has just The mother of US gold-medal gymnast been chosen by Pantene to promote a Gabby Douglas filed for bankruptcy earlier new range of its hair products. She also this year following Olympic economic toll lends her name to a range of bikes, and on her family. But despite the financial has a sponsorship deal with Hovis bread. hardships in making it to the Olympics, my But reaching Olympic stardom is not bet for best role model is on these only extremely tough on the body but also amazing athletes and not some loudon the finances, too. mouthed TV personality.
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Economic gloom takes the cheer out of a homely tipple THE findings leave little room for doubts. A survey in Spain has spelled out that although 24 per cent of people are happy to have a beer at home, 73 per cent like to go out for a drink. In fact, researchers for Cerveceros de Espana, the Spanish brewers association, discovered that going out for a beer is the preferred paid-for leisure activity for 44 per cent of the Spanish asked. Meanwhile, 31 per cent of those included in the survey opted for weekend excursions, and 29 per cent for dining out with family and friends. These tough economic times are clearly affecting the drinking patterns of family members, especially at home. For in Britain another survey just published shows that fewer people now stock up on alcohol to drink at home.
HOME CHEER: Fewer people now drink at home. Last year, home alcohol usage was 4 per cent less among people in the UK than in 2006. But while the percentage of households having a tipple in home comfort has dropped from 75 to 71 per cent, research by Mintel, a global research and consumer use company with offices worldwide, including London, shows that drinkers in the 18-24 age bracket are more likely to pay attention to the level of alcohol strength in drinks than those aged 25-64.
Not only are overall levels of drinking at home falling, but also the frequency, with a clear shift over the 200611 period away from heavy usage, with now 41 per cent of households drinking two, three or more times a week, compared to 46 per cent in 2006. Alex Beckett, Senior Food and Drink Analyst at Mintel, said: “As a nation wellacquainted with booze, most adults in the UK have a vague idea of their drink’s strength. Younger people drink more and are more
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Sexy business OLYMPIC officials were mystified after a bucket of Kangaroo brand condoms appeared in the Games village, with the makers denying knowledge of how they got there. Rival company Durex is the official supplier for the Games.
DON’T be left in any doubt. Even in these tough economic times, many people including tens of thousands throughout Europe - enjoy very privileged lifestyles.
Problems at home can add up even for very wealthy THEY not only have plenty of spending power for luxuries including topof-the-range cars, luxury holidays, regular spa visits and meals out at top restaurants, but many have two, three and even more homes. With such real estate holdings, even in these dire times, worrying over personal budgets is not an aspect of life. But having oodles of money and a choice of residences does not mean the wealthy avoid all concerns, with high up on their listed worries being finding good staff with issues of trust, security and training. The reality of life for multiple home-owners is that they frequently need a battalion of staff when in residence, and often when absent there is a need for staff to sort out everything from security to maintenance. But fortunately for those cash-rich, timepoor individuals who lack private offices to deal with such problems, nowadays they can increasingly depend on concierge companies to smooth life’s little creases, through a resident ‘house manager’. Often with a background as a hotel concierge, these key personnel inhabit the new super-prime residential developments, including the Walpole Mayfair in London, where recently a penthouse sold for ÂŁ4,542 (â‚Ź5,677) per square foot. With just five ‘state apartments’ in the
building, the house manager - a more glamorous reincarnation of the humble porter tailors his service to the requirements of each individual home-owner, providing everything from domestic staff to opera tickets, 24 hours a day. The cost of his services is subsumed into the notinconsiderable service charges, but is a modest arrangement when viewed against properties permanently staffed with several employees, which are used for just a few weeks a year. For many others among the world’s wealthy, the alternative is to fly their own chosen staff in. One Arab with a residence in Sotogrande on the Costa del Sol, and other global homes in London, Washington and Beirut, as well as his main base in Kuwait, never hires staff locally. “My wife has three housemaids who know our exact dietry needs, and they have been with us for more than 30 years and helped raise our children. I also have a driver plus a general assistant who knows exactly how we like things done and when. “All our children regard them almost as extended family, so whenever we spend time in Spain we fly them in ahead of us to open the house for three months, and then when the family and friends join us for holiday breaks, everyone feels comfortable... secure, and happy.�
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Daniel lives life in fast lane ...and dreams of race team Car racing champion Daniel Ecker is now focusing his efforts on building a well recognised racing team. Nicole Hallett reports.
Vital Statistics • Born: Germany
How did you get into racing? My dad introduced me to it. He was a speed freak and fan of Formula One ace Senna but never had time to do anything in the sport, so enjoyed going with me to race tracks. Since then everything started rolling. Most notable awards? The Intercontinental A championship in Andalucia in 2001 when I drove a Road Rebel, team tag race endurance, single endurance, and extreme conditions championship - on test track - in which I drove a Formula F3. Scariest experience? Overtaking two cars which were
overtaking each other. I went for the gap and the back tyre lost grip and the car smashed at high speed into a safety wall. I bruised my rib, split my lip, and damaged my wrist, and also broke the helmet. Favourite memory? Winning a race with a brake failure in wet conditions. Current work? Setting up my own racing team, teaching new talented drivers, pushing them to win titles and become a well recognised race team. Future plans? Keep on racing, family, two children and who knows what else will come.
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EWN COMMENT Silence is leaden INTERVIEWERS and commentators at RTVE, Spain’s BBC, are being sacked for questioning the government line too harshly and persistently. These are difficult times and it is understandable that the state television and radio prefers not to rub salt into the wounds of a wounded society. But
while shooting the messenger is a classic response to unwelcome news, silencing the message is the classic response of the politically insecure.
Tickets to ride SPAIN’S autonomies are draining the central government’s falling resources, and the State Council president has suggested slimming down the costly system. Only 30 per cent of Spaniards want to keep the autonomies as they are and 40 per cent believe changes should be made. Unsurprisingly, regional politicians of all hues leap to their defence. Passengers hate it when their gravy-train gets shunted into a siding.
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IT is a shame that a staged food grab was the only way for supermarkets to agree to give the items to a Sevilla food bank (Costa del Sol, Issue 1414). The amount of food that must go to waste is criminal. Surely as ‘nonperishable’ goods get within a week of their sell-by date they could be given to the food banks all over the country. Of course, they would then need to be passed on straight away to those in need, but with queues outside many places, I doubt this will be a problem. Likewise, every supermarket should allow the food banks to place a locked bin with a hole in it so shoppers can place an item in it. Jasmine Forrest, Estepona (Malaga)
Behind the times MIKE WALSH’S Images of Spain article regarding the lack of understanding of English by Spanish people is very true (Issue 1413). It also applies to other issues in Spanish society. Both my parents are Spanish, but I was born in London. Recently moving to Spain, I have met nothing but miserable, arrogant, rude, obnoxious, lazy Spanish people. Because of them, it has taken me seven months to fix my paperwork. They are behind by decades in technology, transport, work production, health and safety, schooling, among others. They are unwilling to change, to give up their siesta, to work and catch up with their European neighbours. As a construction manager back in England, I made it a rule never to employ Spanish, Portuguese, Italian or Greek labour as they would regularly arrive late and extend their tea breaks. No Spanish labour force would survive a week in England. They are no match for Eastern European labour. Spain only has the weather in its favour. Mark, Torrevieja (Alicante)
Heart-warming IT was heart-warming to read that La Caixa gave €21,600 to DEBRA (Costa del Sol, Issue 1415). This is such a worthy cause. These Butterfly children, and adults, have to live in constant pain, even with pain medication. It is difficult to understand and anything that makes their lives easier and happier is worthwhile as well as any research into finding a cure for this horrific genetic disease. Sarah Green, Benalmadena (Malaga)
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Beauty spot....or a health hazard? THIS is the state of the small lake at Parque de las Medranas, outside the main lake used by Cable Ski, San Pedro de Alcantara. No information was forthcoming from Aquagest men when asked if there is anything they are meant to be doing with it. The water level just dropped from one afternoon to the following morning to literally a puddle. It will stink. The carp and few goldfish will invariably die and the kingfishers and turtles will also be affected when the river which runs by the side of the driving range dries up. It is such a shame to let a place of natural beauty become a health hazard.
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Security concern BETWEEN checking in at Alicante airport and arriving at Exeter airport, several things were missing from my son’s and family’s suitcases, which had been bought in Spain. One of the items was a gift for my granddaughter. My point is that if things can be removed from suitcases, so can things be put in, like an explosive device. Security must be very lax, so if things can be smuggled out, they can also be smuggled in. C Allison, Arboleas (Alicante)
Mad dogs and... ONLY mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun, is what came to mind when reading that 40 people required emergency medical assistance in Almeria due to the extreme temperatures (Issue 1414).
However, I feel the Spanish no longer have need of the siesta break if their work involves being in an airconditioned office. During the peak sun hours, when the weather is this hot, it is foolish to be outside in the heat. If it is unavoidable, take a hand fan, plenty of water, wear a sunhat, sunglasses, and slap on the SPF30 sunscreen. Rachel, Roquetas del Mar (Almeria)
Looky away FURTHER to S Wallis’s letter (Issue 1410) about showing respect to the looky-looky men, I ask whether they show any respect to Spanish law and taxpaying shopkeepers trying to make a living. It would be lovely to go out to a restaurant or bar without being hassled by these illegal traders. They know they are illegal or why else would they flee at the sight of police? I frequently visit Puerto Pollenca (Mallorca) where police seem only to be tackling the problem half-heartedly. If they were serious, they would have plain-clothes officers walking along the seafront, which would be more effective, giving out hefty fines and confiscating goods. Whenever traders set up stalls along the seafront, they have to obtain a licence from the town hall, I assume at a cost. In front of these stalls, looky-
16 - 22 August 2012 Mallorca looky men sell their wares. Margaret Scott, Romford (UK)
Port much worse I TAKE issue with Peter Twelftree’s point of view (Letters, Issue 1414) that the thoroughfare in Javea Port is better off empty. To have a viable, thriving port area, we need successful businesses. The removal of the tables and chairs has brought many of Javea’s trademark restaurants to their knees and more to follow. Reduced employment in the restaurants is already evident. It has become more of a cycle track. If the sign that asks them to dismount was adhered to then the pathway would be more than adequate for pedestrians even with the tables and chairs. The mayor is enforcing a law that is not conducive to tourism. Other towns have used a common sense approach, allowing restaurants some leeway during the busy tourist months as Javea does for the chiringuitos. I think Mr Twelftree will find he is in a minority that would like to see the beach bars also close, a recipe for a ghost town. Tim Church, Javea (Alicante)
Clueless view I WAS not surprised to read that many people are clueless about Geography (Costa del Sol, Issue 1414). However, the British are not the only ones. I am Danish and while travelling in Asia hotel staff asked where I was from. When I told the person, he asked me if that was in America. I said no, it is in Europe. He looked at me, puzzled, and asked: “Europe is not in America?” I imagine this person was not well educated and that is what it all boils down to. Nicole Hauschild, Mijas Costa (Malaga)
Oily solution OLIVE OIL splashed on your clothes is a horror story. It never comes out. I have tried everything, including leaving a white garment in almost neat bleach overnight, but to no avail. The other day oil splattered onto a brand new blue top, and a friend told me a tip that worked. Crush up a dishwasher tab in a cup and add a small amount of water to make it like a paste. Place the dry garment onto a flat table and put generous portions of the mix onto the oil stains. Leave overnight. In the morning, rinse the garment in the sink to remove the dried mix and then wash with your normal soap powder/liquid. Rosemary, San Pedro (Malaga)
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POOR SHOW: GB’s medal tally for track and field only six.
that I would be stupid, or anywhere near knowledgeable enough to make predictions for every event in the Olympic calendar? If I were as capable as that, I wouldn’t be bashing out this weekly blurb, I’d be Minister of Sport, Head of the Olympic Committee and biggest Mastermind winner of all time. Give us a
OTHERS THINK IT
break! It’s not rocket science. Of course, I was only referring to a specific area. Although I enjoy them, I know very little about the equestrian, sailing or rowing events or indeed most of the other sports that generally receive minimum coverage by the media. But I do know my athletics. Therefore, my prediction was obviously only referring to those
events. My only miscalculation was generalising and not spelling it out! Well, surprise, surprise. In total there are 47 track and field events in these Olympics. At the time of writing, the Games are almost over. To date, our track and field athletes have taken just six medals: four gold, one silver and one bronze. That means we’ve failed miserably in 41 of the
events that most consider the core of the Olympiad. One commentator actually admitted he would never have imagined he would be cheering on a British competitor for seventh place!! (Mind you, compared with the utterly incompetent Denise Lewis, who remarked that one entrant was suffering from ‘lack of inexperience’, I suppose that observation was almost acceptable.) No, I’m sorry. Overall our athletic and field competitors have been abysmal and my predictions proven correct. Well done, our splendid winners in all the other categories. All I can say is thank the Lord you were there. Have you noticed how the Chinese only cry when they lose? Possible banishment to the salt mines awaiting them back in the ‘auld’ country?
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HE month of July was not at all kind to the euro.
From start to finish it fell by 3 per cent against the pound and was the month’s worst-performing major currency. As usual the euro was shadowed by its alter-ego, the Swiss franc. That poor overall result does, however, conceal a late rush by the euro. In the last week of the month and at the very beginning of August it raised its game, recovering two of the five cents it had at one point been in danger of losing.
Euro survival: whatever it takes commentary by Moneycorp Clarisse Musselwhite
ECB President Mario Draghi pledged to do ‘whatever it takes to preserve the euro’ at a global investment conference in London Investors’ earlier aversion to the euro had been driven by a sense that EU national leaders and the European Central Bank (ECB) had no collective plan to deal with Spain’s financial difficulties. Even the bailout for Spanish banks, agreed in outline a month earlier, had yet to be finalised. Another problem for Spain is its regional governments, some of which are thought to be in need of financial support from Madrid. Taking those factors together with
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council meeting on August 2. For some, those expectations were met when Mario Draghi set out a comprehensive plan that would coordinate the efforts of national governments, EU stability funds and The assumption was that whatever it took to preserve the euro would amount to more than words the ECB itself. For others, it still amounted to yet more words, more jam tomorrow, the kicking of the can a little further down the road. A particular concern was that any buying of sovereign bonds by the ECB would be ‘focused on the shorter part of the yield curve’. In other words, it would not buy 10- or 30-year bonds, it would support the market for, let’s guess, 6to 24-month treasury bills (he was not specific). When that penny dropped, Spanish and Italian borrowing costs jumped 30 basis points higher, taking the yield on Spanish 10-year bonds back into the danger zone above 7 per cent. Broadly, analysts liked what they heard from the ECB and investors disliked the lack of action. The debate will surely rumble on through the European holiday month but disaster is no longer imminent.
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Could it be the end of the road for Twitter? Breaking Views NORA JOHNSON A writer, Nora has lived on the Costa del Sol for five years deleting her account and is the author of two psychological suspense thrillers. because she didn’t have
BLAMING: Twitter is no worse than BT or Telefonica for abusive phone calls. a thick-enough skin to deal with the comments she’d received.
And likewise a host of other ‘celebrities’. Gary Lineker, the football guru, who said he felt
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HERE’S been much hype lately about the social network site, Twitter. Tom Daley, the Olympic diver, was attacked by a tweeter after he and his teammate, who had been widely tipped for gold, failed to win a medal in the synchronised 10m diving final. Helen Skelton, the Blue Peter presenter, who covered the Olympics for the BBC, announced she’s
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IT rained teddy bears in Belarus, after a Swedish firm dropped hundreds of bears with pro-democracy slogans from the air. Belarus responded by expelling the Swedish ambassador and firing their air defence chief.
Wed in white ‘physically sick’ after his son, George, was targeted over his leukaemia. Kirstie Allsopp, the TV presenter, who reported two 15-year-old girls to the police for their bullying tweets. And the England batsman, Kevin Pietersen, who’s said to be shutting down a parody Twitter account followed by his England team-mates which has 10,936 followers, the tweets making much use of the word ‘genius’. So, should we be worried about Twitter which has become part of the daily life of millions in Britain and tens of millions more around the world - and avoid it, too? Now, ‘celebrities’ who use Twitter are being naïve. Prior to its invention, would they have actively published and publicised their email address and phone number to the world in general rather than just to family and friends? I don’t think so. Why not? Because they wouldn’t have wanted to attract attention from people they didn’t know, who might bombard them with abuse/practical
jokes or even harass them over time. That’s why, after all, so many people opt to be exdirectory as far as their phone numbers are concerned. A recipient can ignore ‘trolls’, block them or simply switch off the phone. Otherwise, apart from threats or libels, you just have to accept or ignore offensive behaviour via this medium as you would a spoken or written comment. ‘If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned’ should be the mantra of any twit who uses Twitter! In other words, why blame Twitter itself ? You might as well blame BT or Telefonica for abusive phone calls. This is just the same as blaming guns for killing people. They don’t. People do. ‘Twitter has a dark side?’ – Rubbish! Nora Johnson’s thrillers, ‘Soul Stealer’ & ‘The De Clerambault Code’ (www.norajohnson.com) available from Amazon in paperback/eBook (€0.89; £0.77) and iBookstore. Profits to Cudeca
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RECENTLY I took part in a public survey whereby people, males and females alike, from all walks of life, between the ages of 17 and 77, were asked what annoys and/or irritates you most of all. Here are some of the ‘most annoying things’ in the life of a Brit, which came out of the poll – and like you, some really get up my wick! * ARROGANT PEOPLE... Someone who thinks he/she are the cat’s whiskers. * KNOW-ALLS... Those who sulk, then disappear when they can’t give the right answer! * QUIZ MOANERS ... Participants (or one person) who say ‘Oh, not sport, or oh, not pop music?’ So why enter in the first place? What would you expect on Pointless, The Chase or The Weakest Link? * RUDE, MISERABLE SHOP ASSISTANTS... It costs nothing to put a smile on your face or indeed, some lipstick round your mouth when serving a customer! * THE PUSHCHAIR PUSHING PARENT... She (or he) who slowly but surely, without a please or may I, guides a buggy down the centre of an aisle, over the footpath or in and out of the crowd at a packed street market, muttering ‘get out of the way.’ * BOSSINESS... You can be bossy in your own home at any time - but you look (and perhaps feel) like a real idiot when shouting your mouth off in public! * SINGER WHO MIMES OR CAN’T SING AT ALL... This is embarrassing – isn’t it? * CAR DRIVERS... Those who don’t
What irritates you the most? Tony Matthews reviews a survey in Britain that recently revealed what most annoys and irritates many people. And he then goes one step further, adding his own pet hates.
And my pet hates are ..
DOG WALKERS: When walking your dog, make sure you clean up any mess. indicate... Yes, sir or madam, you, the driver who chooses to turn right or left into a side road at the very last second when the person behind you least expects it. Also, those inconsiderate drivers who cruise slowly down the outside lane of a motorway, highway or freeway, and all those who tend to get right up against (even inside) your boot! * ENTER VIA THE EXIT, EXIT VIA THE ENTRANCE... The customer (he or she) who bustles into a shop/supermarket through the exit door and blames you for being in the way... or the customer who goes in the other
direction, out through the designated entry door, assuming the same thing! * MOBILE TALKERS... Those of you who talk loudly into a mobile phone when you are in a restaurant/bar/hotel, or even in company! Go 25 or so yards away… we don’t want to know what’s going on in your life (your partner might though)! * DOG WALKERS... Take your pet for a walk by all means, but please clean up it’s mess. The animal itself can’t do it! * LITTER LOUTS... Yes, they’re still around, hundreds of ‘em. Come on councillors, get your fingers out and start imposing those fines right now.
And finally, here’s a few more things that must surely irritate most of you: * Outrageously loud talkers (irrespective as to where they are) * A poor or slow internet connection * The numerous foreign call centres * Those people who cough and sneeze and do not bother to put a hand to their mouth * Poor (and rude) customer service * Spam and junk mail... pesty flies, wasps and mozzies * Noisy eaters * People who would do better with a dustbin lid rather than stacking up a plate when selecting food at a selfservice buffet * Someone who jumps the queue at a bar when he/she and the person serving, knows you were first! * And last by no means least, irresponsible people who complain about their own weight (and sometimes that of others) yet make no effort to exercise or eat properly to reduce it themselves.
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4:45pm Final Score 6:10pm BBC News 6:20pm Regional News 6:23pm Weather 6:25pm Total Wipeout 7:25pm Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 9:20pm The National Lottery: Secret Fortune High-tension game show. 10:10pm Casualty 11:00pm BBC News 11:18pm Weather The latest weather information. 11:20pm Match of the Day 12:40am The Football League Show Highlights from the day's Football League games. 2:00am Weatherview 2:05am BBC News
4:40 Ocean Giants 5:40pm Songs of Praise 6:15pm The Indian Doctor 7:00pm The One Show 7:30pm BBC News 7:50pm Regional News 7:55pm Weather 8:00pm Britain's Hidden Heritage 9:00pm Countryfile 10:00pm Silent Witness 11:00pm BBC News 11:15pm Regional News 11:20pm Weather 11:25pm Match of the Day 2 12:25am In with the Flynns 12:55am Deceived 2:40am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 2:45am Olympics 2012 5:30am BBC News
4:45pm When Time Ran Out 6:30pm Escape to the Country 7:30pm Flog It! 8:30pm Dad's Army 9:00pm Proms 2012 From the New World. 11:00pm QI 11:30pm TOTP2 12:30am Shifty 1:55am Freestyle 3:25am Pages from Ceefax
5:15pm Flog It! 5:45pm Antiques Road Trip 6:30pm Oceans 7:30pm MotoGP 9:00pm Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure 10:00pm Toughest Place to be a... 11:00pm Page Eight 12:40am MotoGP 2:10am BBC News 4:45am Pages from Ceefax
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ITV
4:20pm Octopussy 6:45pm Local News and Weather 7:00pm ITV News and Weather 7:15pm You've Been Framed! 8:15pm Red or Black? 9:00pm The X Factor 10:15pm Red or Black? 11:00pm The Jonathan Ross Show 12:00am ITV News and Weather 12:15am The Break-Up 2:10am The Store 4:00am In Plain Sight 4:45am ITV Nightscreen
Channel 4
4:55pm V Festival 2012 5:20pm Come Dine with Me 5:55pm Come Dine with Me 6:25pm Come Dine with Me 6:55pm Come Dine with Me 7:25pm Channel 4 News 7:55pm 4thought.tv 8:00pm Mission: Impossible II 10:15pm Micky Flanagan's Out Out Tour 11:15pm Frankie Boyle: 12:20am The IT Crowd 12:50am V Festival 2012 2:25am Vic Reeves Big Night Out 2:55am Comedy Lab
Channel 5
4:00pm Little Women 6:00pm Jesse Stone: Thin Ice 8:00pm Cricket on 5 9:00pm 5 News Weekend 9:05pm NCIS 10:10pm Celebrity Big Brother 11:10pm CSI: Miami 12:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation1:05am Super Casino 5:00am HouseBusters 5:25am Divine Designs
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5:25pm Doc Martin 6:30pm The Talent Show Story 7:30pm Local News and Weather 7:45pm ITV News and Weather 8:00pm The Chase 9:00pm The Cube 10:00pm The Last Weekend 11:05pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:20pm Bond: 007 at 5 1:40am The Store 3:40am Golden Balls
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4:20pm The Simpsons 4:50pm V Festival 2012 5:50pm Deal or No Deal 6:50pm Escape From Colditz 8:25pm Channel 4 News 8:55pm 4thought.tv 9:00pm Come Dine with Me 10:00pm Lee Evans 11:10pm I'm Spazticus 11:40pm The Function Room 12:15am Harry Hill 12:45am V Festival 2012
Channel 5
4:05pm The Karate Kid, Part III 6:15pm Robin Hood 8:00pm Cricket 8:55pm 5 News 9:00pm Once Upon a Time 10:00pm Celebrity Big Brother 11:00pm Mutt Ugly: World's Ugliest Dog 11:55pm Bring it On
MONDAY AUGUST 20
BBC1 4:00pm Regional News 4:05pm I Want My Own Room 4:20pm Léon Animated comedy shorts. 4:35pm Splatalot 5:00pm Shaun the Sheep 5:10pm Wingin' It 5:30pm Project Parent 6:00pm Newsround 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News All the latest local news. 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Fake Britain 9:00pm EastEnders 9:30pm Panorama 10:00pm Silent Witness 11:00pm BBC News 11:25pm Regional News 11:30pm Weather 11:35pm A Question of Sport 12:05am Room 101 12:45am Extreme Measure
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4:45pm The Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of Britain 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Celebrity MasterChef 8:00pm Escape to the Country 9:00pm University Challenge 9:30pm Lorraine's Fast Fresh and Easy Food 10:00pm The Riots: In Their Own Words 11:00pm James May’s Things You Need to Know... 11:30pm Newsnight 12:20am Toughest Place to be a... 1:20am BBC News
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4:00pm Secret Dealers 5:00pm Midsomer Murders 6:00pm Don't Blow the Inheritance 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV News and Weather 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Countrywise 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Ruth Rendell’s ‘Thirteen Steps Down’ 11:00pm ITV News and Weather 11:35pm Real Crime 12:35am In Plain Sight
Channel 4
5:00pm Deal or No Deal 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 8:25pm Sainsbury's Paralympic Shorts 8:30pm Jon Snow Paralympic Show 9:00pm Dispatches 9:30pm Simply Italian 10:00pm Embarrassing Bodies 11:00pm Vic and Bob's Lucky Sexy Winners 11:35pm I'm Spazticus 12:10am Coming Up 12:40am Steve Coogan Presents...
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TUESDAY AUGUST 21
BBC1 4:00pm Regional News 4:05pm I Want My Own Room 4:20pm Léon 4:35pm Splatalot 5:00pm Shaun the Sheep 5:10pm Wingin' It 5:30pm Trade Your Way to the USA 6:00pm Newsround 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm EastEnders 9:00pm Holby City 10:00pm Accused 11:00pm BBC News 11:25pm Regional News 11:30pm Weather 11:35pm Traffic Cops 12:35am Lord of War 2:30am Weatherview
BBC2
4:00pm Real Rescues 4:45pm The Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of Britain 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Celebrity MasterChef 8:00pm Escape to the Country 9:00pm The Great British Bake Off 10:00pm The Midwives: Delivering Under Pressure 11:00pm The Rob Brydon Show 11:30pm Newsnight 12:20am The Riots: In Their Own Words 1:20am BBC News
ITV
4:00pm Secret Dealers 5:00pm Midsomer Murders 6:00pm Don't Blow the Inheritance 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV News and Weather 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm UEFA Champions League Live 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:35pm Corrie Goes to Kenya 12:35am UEFA Champions League Extra Time 1:35am Jackpot247
Channel 4
5:00pm Deal or No Deal 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 8:25pm 4thought.tv 8:30pm Jon Snow's Paralympic Show 9:00pm Embarrassing Bodies 10:00pm The Queen's Mother in Law 11:00pm C4 Comedy Presents: Them From That Thing 11:35pm I'm Spazticus 12:05am Best of British 1:10am Best of British
Channel 5
4:10pm Chinese Food in Minutes 4:15pm The Elizabeth Smart Story 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Monkey Life 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads 9:00pm The Gay Slayer: Born to Kill? 10:00pm Person of Interest 11:00pm Celebrity Big Brother 12:00am Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side 1:00am Banged Up Abroad 1:55am Super Casino
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 22
BBC1 4:00pm Regional News 4:05pm I Want My Own Room 4:20pm Léon 4:35pm Splatalot 5:00pm Shaun the Sheep 5:10pm Wingin' It 5:30pm Jedward's Big Adventure 6:00pm Newsround 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Helicopter Heroes 9:00pm The Flowerpot Gang 10:00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 11:00pm BBC News 11:25pm Regional News 11:30pm Weather 11:35pm The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 11:45pm Have I Got Old News for You 12:15am Wedding Daze 1:40am Weatherview 1:45am The Tube
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4:00pm Real Rescues 4:45pm The Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of Britain 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Celebrity MasterChef 8:00pm Escape to the Country 9:00pm Restoration Home 10:00pm Vexed 11:00pm The Culture Show 11:30pm Newsnight 12:20am The Midwives: Delivering Under Pressure 1:20am BBC News 4:15am Pages from Ceefax
ITV
4:00pm Secret Dealers 5:00pm Midsomer Murders 6:00pm Don't Blow the Inheritance 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV News and Weather 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm The Corrie Years 9:00pm Midsomer Murders 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:35pm Syriana 1:55am Jackpot247
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5:00pm Deal or No Deal 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 8:25pm 4thought.tv 8:30pm Jon Snow's Paralympic Show 9:00pm Superscrimpers: Waste Not, Want Not 10:00pm 24 Hours in A and E 11:00pm C4 Comedy Presents: Them From That Thing 11:30pm Fonejacker 11:35pm I'm Spazticus 12:10am Spaced 12:45am 2 Broke Girls 1:15am New Girl 1:35am Summer Daze with Blackberry
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Back pain suffered by young Brits By Vicky Knill THEY should be in their prime, but a recent study shows British young people suffer from back pain and from more common illnesses than older people. The survey revealed that a third of 16-24 year olds suffered from back pain and that 61% suffered from headaches, compared with 31% of over 65 year olds. The younger group also polled at above the national average for sore throats, coughs and colds or flu. “The high incidence of back pain in Britain’s youngsters is pretty alarming,” says Michelle Strutton from Mintel, who carried out the survey, citing British youngsters’ sedentary lifestyle as the probable cause. However, Dr. Francisco Kovacs from the Spanish Network of Researchers on Back Problems says “The frequency of back pain is very similar in all the industrialised countries and in all age brackets.” So what should the young, and the young at heart, being doing to help with their back pain? “The most effective methods of prevention are, without doubt, exercise and health education. NOT focused on good posture, but on remaining physically active and avoiding bed rest whenever possible.” explains Dr Kovacs. “Contrary to what is usually believed, good posture only has an effect when it gives very
The high numbers of back pain is pretty alarming.
obvious advice, for example, putting the computer in front of you and not to one side.” “There is no scientific proof that the measures marketed for their supposed preventative effect, like
Post birth stress ONE in three women who have just given birth may experience signs of post-traumatic stress disorder, a condition that is usually associated with war and terrorist attacks. Symptoms include flashbacks, avoiding any discussion of the event or having physical reactions such as heart palpitations when it is mentioned.
certain types of shoes or spine manipulation, have any effect. For more information, visit http://www.espalda.org/english/ divulgativa/prevencion/comoevita r.asp
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Happy ‘Deathday’ greetings SWISS researchers found that you are 14 per cent more likely to die on your birthday than at any other time. As well as deaths caused by ‘falling down’ (which actually increased before birthdays too, but only among men) or committing suicide, deaths from natural causes (such as heart disease, stroke and cancer) also increased. The study also found that the probability of death from cancer increased still further the day after your birthday. Some scientists claim that this supports the “postponement” theory; the idea that the terminally ill may be able to put off dying until after an important date. This claim was supported in 2006 when a separate study by Australian economists revealed the number of deaths fell just before the abolition of inheritance tax and increased afterwards. The researchers themselves drew the opposite conclusions however, saying the results pointed to ‘anniversary reaction’, or death caused by birthday stress.
Super antibody for flu A ‘SUPER ANTIBODY’ against flu has been identified by scientists offering hope of a universal jab to wipe out the infection. The jab could also be used in severe infections or to protect hospital staff during an outbreak. Scientists have identified three human antibodies which protect against the influenza B strain and one, called CR9114, which also protects against the more common and serious influenza A virus.
Fasting may be good for a healthy long life By Vicky Knill CONTROLLED fasting could offer a wide range of health benefits and lead to a longer life,
it is claimed. In a recent British TV programme, the presenter tried out a number of different
intermittent fasting programmes, opting for one which involved consuming less than 600 calories for two
Diners have been less than impressed with the standard of food served.
Visitors’ disgust at Olympic catering By Vicky Knill SOME foreign visitors to the London Olympics have been less than impressed by the food. Several visitors from overseas offered a negative review of the caterers’ attempt at their national cuisine. “It doesn’t look like Mexican. It looks like it’s from the US. We’re not insulted but they really don’t know about Mexican food.” said Jesus Bernal, from Mexico speaking to the Guardian. Meanwhile the response from British visitors wasn’t much better. One British
diner was less than impressed with his oriental-style prawn dish, or as he called it ‘gravy and prawns’. “Perhaps it was a classic example of British eccentricity of the kind we saw in the opening ceremony,” he added. There have also been complaints about the lack of water available and of long queues for food in the Olympic park. Visitors are forbidden to bring bottles bigger than 100ml and ‘excessive amounts of food’ into the park. The park is home to the world’s largest McDonald’s.
Allergic diseases are gender related ALLERGIES such as asthma and eczema are gender-related and not simply hereditary, new research has claimed. Professor Hasan Arshad, a consultant in allergy and immunology at Southampton General Hospital, who carried out the study, said: ‘We have known for decades that allergy runs in the family and many
thought that maternal effect was greater than paternal effect due to a mothers’ closeness to her child. 'But we have discovered the inheritance is from mother to daughter and father to son.' Children are more likely to develop allergies such as eczema and asthma if they have a same-sex parent with it.
days a week. At the end of the fiveweek trial he had lost nearly a stone and his cholesterol had fallen. “On my feed days I ate what I normally do and felt no need to gorge,” claimed Horizon presenter Michael Mosley. “I will almost certainly continue doing it, albeit less often” he adds. Some researchers in the United States, speaking to Science Daily last year, claimed they too found that fasting reduced the risk of diabetes and heart problems. However, Dr Madelyn Fernstrom, associate professor at the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine, speaking to Web MD, does not advise fasting, saying “The appeal is that [fasting] is quick, but it is quick fluid loss, not substantial weight loss. If it's easy off, it will come back quickly.” She adds that fasting “distracts people from the real message of how to lose weight: lower fat intake, eat five fruits and vegetables a day, drink water and stop drinking other liquids, walk 30 minutes a day, and get more sleep.”
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VIRGO (August 24 - September 23) You will consider this quite a boring week, no doubt, but that could soon be remedied as you seek out invitations and social events. You are doing no favours, either to yourself or others, if you do not push yourself forward. Others enjoy your company, even though you may be bored with it yourself.
LIBRA (September 24 - October 23) It may be a bit scary doing something different - you are a strong person, but unused to entering into new experiences. Consider how you would have approached this situation 20 years ago; have you really changed? Are you not the same person? Try to gain a new experience every week. .
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SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 21) Non-communication is a worrying thing. You sent out a message some time ago that remains unanswered, so to save yourself agonies, why not telephone? Perhaps you hesitate because of a rejection in the past.
It may be that you hesitate when offered an opportunity, not necessarily because you think that you are not up to it. The problem may be that you are aware that there
AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19)
ARIES (March 21 - April 20)
A door fleetingly opens in front of you and you see something desirable. After the door has closed you still see the image. Why do you deny what you need when it is so easily possible for you to attain it? Reach out this week in the right direction and keep moving forward. .
A surprise visit or phone call this week takes your mind back into the past. Perhaps something that you did not fully understand is now explained. Although, there may be elements that you find upsetting midweek, it is important to realise that some things come your way for a good reason.
PISCES (February 20 - March 20)
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As you know what you want, it should be a simple thing to devise a method of getting it. But you may need a little expert help and lots of determination. Younger people turn out to be most useful in this respect and treat the whole thing as a game.
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SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22)
Born August 16, 1958, she is an American pop star, actress and entrepreneur. When she was small she was nicknamed ʻLittle Nonniʼ to distinguish her from her mother, of the same name. She is the third of six children, and lost her mother when she was just five. Despite being rebellious, she was an excellent student. She has sold more than 300 million records worldwide.
Having put out feelers for something to do in the autumn evenings, it now seems that you are spoiled for choice. Go for new experiences first and the tried and tested later.
It is always difficult for you to stand by and see others make glaring mistakes, especially a family member. However, there are times when it is important that people work things out for themselves. It is only then that a lesson is truly taken on board.
GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)
Just joking A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
Doing what is 'right' comes easily to you, but this week throws up a strange situation, and this time doing what is 'right' could have the wrong result. I do hope that doesn't sound confusing, because it is not meant to be. To get the outcome that you desire it may be necessary for you to withhold some information.
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It is hard to fit into a situation this week - you thought nothing of putting yourself in a certain position, but now that you are there you see the problem. You are not so much out of place, as feeling rather awkward. Why? This is a new experience for you, and you are unused to new places.
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A recently-accepted project seems to be running away with itself - did you volunteer to do something small and find out that it is a big task? Never mind, because you are quite able to ask for help, and in doing so you could meet someone who will be very important to you. Do I have your interest now? Good, because you almost walked away from this one, didn't you?
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GLOBALISATION led to the end of the Cold War. Russia and America no longer had an appetite to destroy each other’s interests. After the fall of the Berlin Wall Europe opened its arms to former Soviet countries and in 2004 the European Union welcomed nine new countries into its group. Western Europeans feared a flood of Eastern European
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Across 1 Can prigs change grating? (8) 5 Never loses new still (4) 9 Plenty follow old church cats (7) 10 Well-mannered for the community (5) 11 Moan about meat (4) 12 Date for Roman candles to be ordered (7) 15 Substitute Torres for Roll (6) 16 Supplicant getting food in bar (6) 19 There, in charge, unorthodox dissident (7) 21 Celebration when a prisoner returns (4) 24 Angry, as seen in Muhammad Ali video (5) 25 Noticed itʼs blemished (7) 26 Artist, unknown character in foreign state (4) 27 Pet - a cold one perhaps (8) Down 1 Bern yobs mistakenly have airs and graces (8) 2 No Tai fire-eaters made joints (7) 3 A mere game (4) 4 Some of Annaʼs sauce recipes are for a popular resort (6) 6 If youʼre so bright, what is six plus six plus 500? (5) 7 Have faith in royal Cambridge city (4) 8 Currently surrendered and
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Down 1 Unloading (8) 2 Rake (tool) (9) 4 Tan pronto como (2,4,2) 5 Saucers (9) 6 Periodista (8) 7 Bookshop (8)
30 Shabby (5) Down 1 Unconcerned (6) 2 Happen again (5) 3 Nocturnal bird of prey (3) 5 Foolishness (9) 6 Needlessly time-consuming procedure (3,4) 7 Type of cactus (7,4) 8 Terse (5) 13 Listen in (9) 17 Unlawful (7) 19 Primitive (5) 21 Stable (6) 24 Thick rope of wire (5) 28 American term for petrol (3)
LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS CRYPTIC - Across: 8 Drastic, 9 Ovule, 10 Syndicate, 11 Cod, 12 Brie, 13 Early on, 16 Insipid, 19 Sofa, 22 Nor, 23 Porcelain, 24 Stark, 25 Sets off. Down: 1 Odist, 2 Earner, 3 Strike up, 4 Scrape, 5 More, 6 Outcry, 7 Bedding, 14 Respects, 15 Pianist, 17 Serial, 18 Duress, 20 Flagon, 21 Knife, 23 Peke. QUICK - Across: 1/1D Crew cut, 3 Pious, 8 Terrain, 9 Cuffs, 10 Style, 11 Surmise, 12 Insist, 14 Briefs, 17 Traitor, 19 Press, 21 Spike, 22 Tarnish, 24 Mites, 25 Jest. Down: 2 Early, 3 Punish, 4 Occur, 5 Suffice, 6 Labels, 7 Assesses, 10 Skittish, 13 Stadium, 15 Report, 16 Gratis, 18 Theft, 20 Elite, 23 Hat. ENGLISH - SPANISH Across: 1 Peor, 3 Besar, 8 Enchufe, 9 Boo, 10 Cueva, 11 Carne, 12 Eat, 13 Russian, 14 Lawns, 15 Deer.
LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION
Hexagram The purpose of the Hexagram puzzle is to place the 19 six-letter words into the 19 cells. The letters at the edges of interlocking cells MUST BE THE SAME. The letters in the words must be written CLOCKWISE. The word in cell 10 (EXPECT) and one letter in four other cells are given as clues.
Down: 1 Preacher, 2 Orchestra, 4 Exercise, 5 Aubergine, 6 Nubarrón, 7 Gobernar.
1.Unscramble the name of a famous market town in Oxfordshire (two words): NO GIN, PINCH PORT 2. Unscramble the name of a current La Liga team: PLAYS ONE
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Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 12 represents N and 10 represents Q, so fill in N every time the figure 12 appears and Q every time the figure 10 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.
Advent Charts Chaste Crusts Except EXPECT(10) Figure Grapes Hasten Healer Heater Houses Phased Scarce Spears Splash Stench Traced Tricks
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1 Lusted, 2 Endure, 3 Stripe, 4 Double, 5 Meteor, 6 Desire, 7 Matron, 8 Troops, 9 Nursed, 10 Arouse, 11 Panted, 12 Steals, 13 Turned, 14 Resist, 15 Lasted, 16 Breach, 17 Pillow, 18 Rugged, 19 Dodged
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can barely find my way to the kitchen, so when I stumbled across the possibility of finding myself, I was intrigued - though not entirely optimistic about the outcome. I had done the odd yoga class before but this promised to be something more meditation, spiritual enlightenment and so forth. My Ommm moment here in the Tramuntana mountains, overlooking a gently lapping, swooning sea and a setting sun. If I could not find my inner self here, all hope was lost. A group of some 10 additional delegates share the experience, though they all appear to be far more in tune with themselves, osmosis and the universe than I. And while I have arrived in my lycra gym gear, their harem trousers and earth-coloured tanktops make me look as if Minnie Mouse has wrongfully appeared in Gone with the Wind. “Clear your mind of zee endless chatter,” our German primate instructor - or guide as he calls himself - chants to us in a melodic manner. He is a perfect blend of Michael Bolton and Mikhail Baryshnikov with only a hint of Herr Flick. We are all sitting serenely in a circle, hands poised, palm up, on our knees, eyes supposedly
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MEDITATION: Breathe in ... then out ... for a moment of spiritual enlightenment. closed, but I find myself peeking. Why is no one else looking uncomfortable? My knees creaked on the way down and may give up altogether on the way up again. “Breathe in….. zen out…..” Michael continues. Finally something I can do well. I have spent rather a few decades
doing it after all. Not sure why I haven’t done anything like this retreat lark before? But then, even five minutes of circle-sitting in the rain and chill of the UK and I would lead a rebellion to the pub. We are now embarking on the deep meditation in lying position, imagining a ball of light
traveling through our bodies collecting all aches, pains and worries on its way. “Feel zee light in your belly!” Michael hums, but I can mainly feel it rumbling. Hmm - what did I need to buy from the supermarket on the way back? Definitely some of those fresh ensaimadas…
definitely not wine, my body being such a temple and all. Or perhaps a converted ruin spruced up - would be a better description. So, some vegetables and fruit would be good, too. “Let zee light leave through your third eye Chakra. Expel it all…. Breathe out the old… breathe in the new…” I am quite warming to this. Can really visualise that beacon of light above my head. It’s making me feel quite snoozy… “Hello?” I hear the melodic voice very close. “ ‘Allo, ‘Allo,” I mumble back, opening my eyes… Michael is peering at me, only a tad concerned. “You achieved deep relaxation, no?” “Ahem, yes sorry… “ I mumble back, as I notice that I am the only one left in a horizontal position. I really hope I didn’t snore. It would not have been very Zen like - Buddha would not have approved. So on this short journey of selfdiscovery, I didn’t exactly find myself, but then I hadn’t necessarily lost myself beforehand. Who’s to say that I was not always destined to be a somewhat neurotic busybody in the first place? And I always have that lovely ball of light to keep me warm on a dark night.
Better radar traps NO extra radar traps will be installed on Spanish roads although some will be relocated to get better results. At present there are around 750 mobile and fixed radar speed traps, the DGT traffic authority
revealed recently. “We want better results from the radars we do have, installing them in places where excessive speed clearly influences the accident rate,” said DGT chief, Maria Segui. Nevertheless, there will
still be radar traps on apparently safe sections of road to discourage drivers from speeding. In the long run these stretches are also risk factors, Segui pointed out. “Even where there is no obvious or immediate hazard, the presence of radar moderates behaviour and checks excessive speed,” she said. Not using it in these circumstances would be ‘inappropriate,’ she maintained. Meanwhile, the DGT has no desire to bring in cash for the government by imposing more fines, despite accusations from some quarters, Segui said.
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A Degree of Stupidity perhaps? T
HE melancholic German author Goethe once wrote that, “Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one’s thoughts into action is the most Suzanne has a degree in Fine Art from Goldsmiths and an MA in Writing from Lancaster University. She is currently difficult thing in the teaching in Alicante and writing a book for teenagers world.” (which doesn’t have a vampire as its central character). So with that in mind, I am attempting to apply for a PHD in creative from which I fled many writing. years ago; brain and I won’t be actually liver exhausted by the attending university, so many and varied no drunken nights in the activities of the British campus launderette student. watching the overloaded I was a good student machines give birth to but a lazy academic. ‘The Sorrows gallons of foam and no As an art student I of Young Werther’, need for a huge Fort was ridiculously hip although I don’t think Knox type padlock for (now just ridiculously that modern day my kitchen locker large of hip) I would students would put up (although sharing my saunter into my studio with all that prancing life, as I do, with an space, apply a few around in uniform (18th adolescent boy, a brush strokes to a large century Germans liked a padlock on the food black canvas then roll a good uniform) and cupboard is probably a cigarette to begin the you’re more likely to be good idea).´ day’s artistic and told to “get a grip!” than And if I am to philosophical be admired for the relive the predebate, (which seriousness of your I was a dawn delight of the London brow. good of toilet roll art school Studying from afar will adorned bars was the require a lot of self student trees (why best and control but I am feeling but a lazy do students which served the need of an academic. do that?), then the cheapest intellectual toughening I will have to bottle of dog?) up and am hoping that a throw a few rolls at At Lancaster university somewhere the rubber tree on a university (my only on the planet will agree Friday night myself, and experience of campus to be my personal as for the fire living) most of my time trainer (and fund it for extinguishers… was spent with the me). The PHD course is a theatre studies students The gypsy in me distance learning one being theatrical and the having failed to move and will take about four rest trying to get my me physically is now years to complete but if friend Andy to share his trying to hitch my accepted I will have a peanut butter. mental caravan to the novel at the end of it The life of a student is horse of further study. and a real sense of one of newness and Unfortunately it will achievement. excitement, all young take a lot more than a So following Goethe’s people should have the brightly coloured premise I am busily e- time and money to bandana and a darkly mailing past universities experience it and sexual glint in the eye to asking for copies of perhaps learn a little get this caravan in line. transcripts and thinking along the way. Goethe So ‘walk on’ and flex of a research proposal. himself writes of student those metaphysical Academia is a world life in his dark novel muscles Miss Manners.
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T’S not a good weekend on Mallorca unless you have been chased by a lunatic wielding a chainsaw! If you live on the island you will know what I mean. If you are just visiting I had better explain before you start to question the company that I keep. One of the traditional events during the fiestas here is the ‘Correfoc’ which literally means ‘running with fire’. In this jolly jape local folk dress up as demons (in really scary costumes) and chase people through the streets with flames and chainsaws, letting off fireworks and singeing hair as they go. It is a health-andsafety officer’s worst nightmare and the first time you find yourself in the middle of a spray of sparks it can be nerveracking. I once had the satisfaction of seeing a teenager reduced from a cocky so-and-so to a gibbering wreck, clinging to his mother’s skirt as he experienced his first (and probably last) Correfoc. However, it is all relatively safe, good fun with only the odd scorch mark to worry about, so if you get the chance put on a wet T-shirt and go running with the fire this summer. You shouldn’t have much trouble finding a Correfoc as we are in the middle of fiesta season. I
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counted 20 towns and villages holding fiestas last weekend, and there were probably more keeping quiet about it. These are the ‘secret’ fiestas (as I call them) that just happen magically when the bunting goes up overnight and the BBQ gets fired up without warning. I am sure it is tricky for a selfrespecting demon to know where to be at any one time.
REALLY SCARY: Taking part in ‘Correfoc’. There is always something happening on this island but with so much going on at this time of year it is a mammoth task for us at the radio station to keep up. Collecting information from the 52 town councils on the island is not easy. Then add all the social, charity and other events that the expats are up to (multiplied by all the different nationalities) and you can see why compiling the What’s On for broadcast is a big job. You can help us by emailing me any events that you know about to laura@spectrumfm.net, which is what my good chum Leapy Lee did to
Beating the heat with night-time fairs THE heatwave that hit Mallorca did not deter residents or tourists from enjoying night-time fairs organised in different towns. Despite the temperatures recently dropping back down a couple degrees, Monday was the first day free of heat warnings after five days on yellow alert. During that period temperatures reached up to nine degrees (Celsius) more than the island’s average for the
month of August. Port de Valldemossa and Banyalbufar residents suffered most with night-time temperatures registering at 26 degrees while those staying in la Colonia de Sant Pere or Cala Rajada experienced 25degree nights. Amidst the high temperatures, people on the island still enjoyed their summer evenings by stopping by at the nighttime fairs held in various towns.
tell me about his first singles night coming up at the Santa Ponsa Country Club on September 7. It will be a gala buffet night for people aged 35 plus who are unattached and fancy a good night out with like-minded folk. There is a lot coming up this autumn and we are already looking forward to the Spectrum FM five-a-side football tournament, the Rotary Club sponsored walk, the concert for the ‘Amigas Para Siempre’ gang, the Calvia Quiz League and many more events that us residents get up to when the tourists go home. Make sure you join in by listening to JP Bradshaw’s What’s On reports on Spectrum FM to find out what is happening.
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- MALLORCA ROCKS – W.A.R. (We Are Rockstars) Starting at 7pm Magalluf with Major Lazer and Dillon Francis. €25-€40 and residents €15. NIGHT FAIR - s'Illot in Manacor. - MUSICAL - "Show must go on" by the Teatre Ilusions the auditorium in Palma. 8pm every day until Saturday. - JAZZ FESTIVAL - Sa Pobla with Satoko Fujii Ensemble at the Plaza Major. Free at 10.30pm. - FIESTA – of Sant Roca in Alaro. Dancing by the "cossiers" and parade at 10am followed by games at 1pm then theatre at 10pm. Finally run with the fire with the "correfoc" at 11.30pm. - FIESTA - of Sant Roc in Capdepera. Fireworks at 10pm. Jazz concert at 11pm at the pier. - FIESTA - of Sant Roc in Porreres. A concert by the choir at the parish church at 9.30pm followed by running with fire or “correfoc" at 10.45pm starting at the Plaza de la Vila then more fireworks with a display ay midnight. - GUIDED TOUR – of the Es Baluard Museum of modern art in Palma. Starting at 10.30am. - CONCERT – The Jimmy Weinstein Group in the gardens of the Foundation Pilar i Joan Miro in
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- CONCERT – Tomeu Penya at the Cala San Vincente fiesta - ITALIAN AFTERNOON PARTY – at the Santa Ponsa Country Club outdoor pool from 12 noon till 4pm. Chef Pasquale will prepare some special dishes and a free drink is included in the price of €19.50 adults €9.50 kids. - CONCERT – 51st Festival of Pollensa. The World Orchestra perform at the Santa Domingo Cloisters - PHOTO MARATHON – at the S Aracco fiesta. • Tues August 21
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AECC. €15 with canapes and glass of cava • Fri August 24
• Thurs August 23
• Tues August 28
- MALLORCA ROCKS – Example • Thurs August 30
- Nit de l Art in S Arraco - a night of art, music & tapas. - MALLORCA ROCKS - Annie Mac & Magnetic Man • Fri August 31
- REY JAUME FIESTA – Start of the big annual fiesta in Santa Ponsa which runs until September 9. • Sat September 1
- NIGHT FAIR Vilafranca de Bonany- MELON FA - REY JAIME FIESTA in Santa Ponsa – 9th IR • Tues September 4
- MALLORCA ROCKS – Bloc Party - MALLORCA ROCKS – DJ Fresh • Fri September 7
- MALLORCA ROCKS – Chase & Status - PRET A PORTALS FASHION SHOW at Mood Beach in aid of cancer charities ASPANOB &
• Sat September 8
- ART FAIR – Santanyi
- NIGHT FAIR – Maria de la Salut with local products for sale.
• Thurs September 6
- MALLORCA ROCKS – Happy Mondays
• Fri August 17
ITH the summer in full swing, beach resorts from Magaluf to Port d’Alcudia are buzzing with activities and people. There are plenty of parties, festivals and club nights on offer and many bars offer live entertainment. One of the longer festivals currently under way is the Sant Bartomeu Festival, Montiuiri, which runs until September 14 with various sporting activities, theatre, concerts and parties. The Vilanova Festival in Esporles began yesterday (Wednesday) and continues until Sunday. Here one can find the usual events and activities as well as the fire run at midnight on Sunday, which is the highlight of the festival. Or why not escape from the
Palma. Starts at 9pm. - MUSICAL - "Show must go on" by the Teatre Ilusions at Palma's Auditorium Sala Mozart on the Paseo Maritimo. 8pm On until Saturday. - THEATRE - "Tres traumes" at Pollensa theatre at 10pm. Free. - FIESTA in Port of Alcudia with music and surprises on the beach – dress in blue! - At 10.30pm
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- SOCIETY SINGLES MALLORCA – Gala buffet with entertainment at the SPCC €55
• Tues September 11
- MALLORCA ROCKS – New Order • Thurs September 13
- MALLORCA ROCKS – Example & DJ Wire • Sat September 15
- Cultural Aleman organised by the German Association • Sun September 16
- SOS ANIMAL “Doggy Day” in Portals - FIESTA - Padre Serra in Petra • Tues September 18
- MALLORCA ROCKS – CLOSING PARTY Two Door Cinema Club • Wed September 19 to Sun 23
- STOMP – at Palma Auditorium • Thurs September 20
- DAY OF THE TOURIST – Peguera • Fri September 21 - Sun October 14
- OKTOBERFEST – Santa Ponsa • Fri September 21
- DAY OF THE TOURIST - Magaluf • Sat September 29
- SPONSORED WALK – Rotary Club of Calvia in El Toro
Summer fun in Mallorca
IMPOSING: The Terracotta Army Exhibition heat and head inside to one of the many exhibitions going on. There is a Sea and Roots exhibition of paintings and hand engravings by Dolors Marti and Lucia Parra in the
Cultural Centre Costa Nord Valldemossa. There is also the famous Terracota Army Exhibition, which will remain at Levante Industrial Park in Palma de
DETAILED: Chinese warrior. Mallorca until October 31. Alternatively head on down to the Es Baluard Art Gallery museum in Palma de Mallorca tomorrow (Friday) morning where a free guided tour in
English at 10.30am is offered to the first 20 visitors who arrive at the ticket office. These are just a selection of the many fun activities one can experience on the island.
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UMMER holiday time is when many investors in Spanish properties gain a first real insight into the opportunities and risks associated with their villa, townhouse, country finca or apartment. On the one hand the wonderful range of plants in the garden centres, the extensive plant lists in Latin, English and Spanish in our books ‘Your garden in Spain – From planning to planting and maintenance’ and ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style’, less evening bugs than in the UK, making al fresco cooking and eating a dream with wonderful setting suns in some locations. On the other hand hot summer temperatures, often no summer rain, sun
enjoyed here in Spain. A place where gardens are for living in and not, as so often happens in the UK, something to By Clodagh and Dick look out on at Handscombe Spain’s best known gardening authors who have weekends lived and gardened in Spain for 25 years. wondering when www.gardeninginspain.com the rain will stop so that a sodden baked soil as solid as a lawn can be cut. Against this background rock, hot dust laden winds from north Africa, the we suggest the following: 1. Build up fitness and thirsty wild goats and wild boar entering properties strength before tackling with as yet insecure heavy jobs. Take local fencing and the ants that walks plus do some gentle don’t get drowned by weight lifting collecting rocks. regular rainfall. 2. Get used to wearing Already you will have discovered that provided a sunhat and work early you use the early and late and late on the hottest hours for outdoor days. 3. Design the garden to activities and relax in the shade during the hot match the type of lifestyle midday hours, a delightful you envisage in Spain outdoor life can be whether generally quiet
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with a few visitors or the family pool resort for the summer and other fiestas. Chapter 2.1 in ‘Your Garden in Spain’ provides a questionnaire to help you clarify your lifestyle needs before starting to design or redesign your garden. 4. Recognise that with luck you will live in your chosen property for the rest of your lives so take account of the future maintenance requirements when you start to design, construct and plant up the garden. Yes one can employ a gardener but the more the maintenance required the higher the cost. 5. Whatever you do improve the soil before you plant anything. Start a compost heap for kitchen and garden rubbish as soon as you
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Improve the soil before you plant. move in so that within six indicate these in Part Four months you will have of our book ‘Your garden in compost to mix into the Spain’. 8. Ensure you soil. 6. Unless you plan to continually irrigate plants retain wide open windy during the summer until they have views and a established minimalist Summer time garden plant is when many deep roots. The soil up boundary property improvement hedges and owners gain product internal windTerraCottem breaks to real insight can reduce achieve a more into their watering by 50 benign gardens. per cent or microclimate more. Guttering before you on at least one plant up anything but the hardiest roof and a large water plants. Hot summer winds butt/tank can be very can kill off more plants useful. 9. Plan to grow at least than a cold winter gale. 7. Select plants that are some of your own fruit and Many reasonably drought vegetables. and resistant and frost temperate resistant if inland - we tropical/subtropical fruits
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Grow your own vegetables. are possible depending on location. Seventy four are described in ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain’. 10. If you plan a pool for the hot summer months consider covering it with a sliding roof and installing solar water heating. With these you will not only be able to make better use of the pool but the cover can also be used as a greenhouse for early and late vegetable crops. ‘Growing healthy vegetables in Spain’ has a special section on growing vegetables in containers.
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Residencia or tax resident? It pays to know the difference! “... but he was resident. Look, here is proof - his residencia and mine!” So cries many a poor widow (about to become even poorer) to her lawyer, as she struggles with the sad task of sorting out the Spanish estate of her husband. Ask any lawyer dealing in probate and they will recount similar words from many an expatriate (of either sex), as they find that their partner’s estate is not eligible for the full range of Spanish inheritance tax exemptions because they were not Spanish tax resident. Having residency and being Spanish tax resident, as many people find out to their cost, are two completely different things and can have a serious bearing upon the amount of inheritance tax an estate has to pay. Unfortunately, many foreigners simply do not understand the difference between being tax resident and having residencia, despite it being very important. Indeed, confuse these two concepts and you can either end up handing the Spanish state a good deal of money (unnecessarily) or leave your family in desperate straits. By Spanish law, if you stay in Spain for three months or longer, it is obligatory to register yourself on the Register of Foreigners (Registro de Ciudadanos
Nick Snelling Nick Snelling is the author of five books including ‘How to Buy Spanish property and Move to Spain – Safely!’ and runs the information site Culture Spain
de la Unión). This is like ‘logging onto’ the Spanish state and is a purely administrative action. It is easily undertaken and costs virtually nothing but it does not mean you are tax resident. Equally, being on the Register of Foreigners does not give you the rights of a native
If you reside in Spain you have to make a tax return. Spaniard and certainly does not automatically provide you with free Spanish healthcare, benefits and all the inheritance tax exemptions of a Spaniard. For most of these, you have to be tax resident (with the exception of free healthcare, available as of right to EU citizens over 65). To be treated as tax resident you have to make an annual tax return in Spain or come
within the parameters of someone whose income is below that required to submit an annual income tax return. As everyone knows, if you live in Spain for 183 days or over or have your main residence or main business in the country then you can be deemed to be tax resident and therefore are obliged to make a tax return. However, there is a big difference between being deemed to be tax resident and actually making a tax return! Unfortunately, many foreigners in Spain conveniently ‘forget’ to become tax resident and then when they or their partner’s estate gets hit by significant (and avoidable) inheritance tax they claim that the deceased should be treated, in any event, as tax resident. However, this argument does not ‘wash’ with the authorities. You have either made a tax return or not or are below the minimum tax threshold! The bottom line, of course, is that you may not need free Spanish
healthcare or most of the benefits on offer and you may think that ‘forgetting’ to become tax resident will bring no penalties. Sadly, that is not the case as, when you die, the ultimate ‘penalty’ may fall upon your immediate family and any co-owner of your property, by which time it is far too late to rectify any misconceptions about residency and being tax resident.
Nick Snelling is the author of five books including How to Buy Spanish property and Move to Spain – Safely! and runs the information site Culture Spain.
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The Kingdom of Asturias... a bellwether of sorts
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OCATED in north west Spain, The Region of Asturias, or more correctly, The Kingdom of Asturias, is one of this remote area is bounded Spain’s smallest, least populated and isolated regions. Well-off the established on three sides by formidable mountain ranges and on the tourist track (more about this later), Asturias lacks the centrepiece attractions of fourth side by the jagged Bay of say, Granada’s Alhambra, Cordoba’s Great Mosque or Costa del Sol’s beaches. Yet Biscay coastline. for some inexplicable reason, this area has been home to certain events that have In the 8th century as Islamic been ‘a preview of coming attractions’ to some of Spain’s most seminal historical influence spread like wildfire over episodes. Asturias in microcosm has shown the tendency to be the harbinger of much of Spain, Asturias defiantly future trends in Spain’s historical trajectory. Consider... remained the only Visigoth Christian outpost. In 718 AD an Islamic army marched into the Cantabrian Mountains determined to crush the last pocket of Christian resistance. In the Covadonga Valley, a chieftain named Pelayo (known as ‘the savage ass’ by the Moors) with the odds being 31 to 40,000 against the Christians, repelled this attack. Exaggerated myth, part legend to be sure, Pelayo did indeed go on to form the small US citizen Jack is spending the first years of independent ‘kingdom’ of his retirement in Almeria. His articles have been published in Spain and the US. Asturias. It remained only part of Spain never to submit to Muslim rule. Pelayo’s victory was the legendary beginning to The Reconquest. Subsequent Asturian rulers came to identify themselves as heirs to the Visigoth Christian tradition. From Asturias was kept alive the of Asturias where, Known as dogged determination to under the banner of a ‘Green someday reconquer Spain from ‘universal uprising of Spain’, the Muslims. That day did in fact the original Spanish come to pass albeit some 750 race and nation’, Asturias is years later. Asturian rebels were an Peninsula War the first to drive out incredible The Peninsula War (1808-1814) the French. region to was a military conflict between They removed the visit. Napoleon’s France and Spain. local French governor, This major conflict is viewed by seized various arsenals some historians as one of the first and declared nightmare. ‘national wars’ and is also themselves as an Fought along significant for the strategy of independent ideological lines, using ‘guerilla war’ (guerrilla government. this blood-bath means little war in Spanish). The small Kingdom divided families, The French occupation of the of Asturias boldly friends and Iberian Peninsula destroyed declared war on Napoleon at the years, the other regions soon communities splitting the basic Spain’s ability to equip or deploy height of his greatness. followed the example of Asturias fabric of Spanish life. an effective army to counter Independent of France and and ultimately expelled the ‘Republicans’, so called because Napoleon. However, an alliance Spain, Asturias established French. Napoleon, much like the they were loyal to the Republic, with England allowed the Brits to diplomatic ties to London by 8th century Muslim invaders, had ranged from moderate secular launch the major campaigns exchanging ambassadors with wildly miscalculated Asturian centrists to wild-eyed while Spanish ‘guerrilleros’ bled appeals for aid and alliances. resolve. revolutionary anarchists with the French from the periphery. Although the Peninsula War (also Spanish Civil War unionists, separatists, Nowhere was this more called The War of Spanish The Spanish Civil War (1936- communists and socialists in pronounced than in the Kingdom Independence) was to last six 1939) was an epic 20th century between.
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This loose affiliation clashed with Franco’s ‘Nationalists’; a military, Catholic cleric, landed gentry, monarchist faction, in a complex conflict. A full two years before the start of the Civil War, a clash of Republican and Nationalist partisans played itself out in what yet again is another example of Asturias’ propensity to mirror the future trends endemic in Spanish history. The victory of the parties of the right (the Nationalists) in Asturias’ local election of 1933 met stiff opposition from leftist (Republican) partisans. Sympathetic union miners began to occupy some of the larger towns of Asturias, setting up town assemblies or revolutionary committees to govern those pueblos. The rightist government responded by organising troops to retake ‘occupied’ towns. These troops led by a then relatively unknown general named Francisco Franco, used mainly Spanish Legion and Moorish mercenaries to crush the uprising. What became known as The Asturian Miners Strike of 1934, foretold the perfect storm of the very same political actors and intense ideologies that was, in two years time, to become Spain’s darkest hour. Historic Asturias From the 8th century repelling of the Moors, to the successful guerilla tactics resisting Napoleon, to the prelude uprising of the 1934 Asturian Miners Strike, the brave and rugged people of Asturias have continually signalled the approach of future trends that have loomed large in Spain’s rich history. Spain has done honour to that legacy by calling the heir to her throne the ‘Prince of Asturias.’ Furthermore, this venerated heir gives out the prestigious ‘Asturias Awards’ which, similar to the Nobel prizes, bestows recognition upon those citizens who best exhibit mankind’s most positive virtues. It is no accident that Spain has linked the name Asturias to such honorary recognitions.
Memo to the reader: If you are within the normal orbit of The Euro Weekly News readership area, there probably isn’t a more distant point on the Iberian Peninsula than Asturias. Do not let this deter you from a visit to this incredible region. Known as ‘Green Spain’ due to its rainfall, cooler temperatures and varied flora and fauna, Asturias offers much in the way of spectacular scenery. About a third of Asturias is protected natural space and/or UNESO biosphere reserves. The Cantabrian Mountains and the Picos de Europa are superlative hiking areas for all levels. Long distance treks extending hundreds of kilometres abound. For example, The French route of the Camino de Santiago, replete with a network of well established refuges, runs the entire length of Asturias. The Covadonga Valley, home to Pelayo’s great victory is considered the gateway to the Picos de Europa. The small town boasts of a religious sanctuary, a historic basilica, a mythical grotto, a museum and Pelayo’s tomb. Daily masses and rosaries all pay homage to the Asturian and Spanish hero Pelayo. The mountain scenery above the village resembles the Matterhorn area of the Swiss Alps, with the added bonus of spectacular Atlantic Ocean views 25km to the north. Enjoy and travel safe!
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The greatest Mo on Earth as Team GB bag 65 medals THERE’S no doubt that the LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS proved a great success. Team GB won 65 medals in 16 different sports (29 gold, 17 silver 19 bronze) and came third in the final table, their best effort since 1908. I listed GB’s first 37 medallists last week… here are the other 28: • 5,000m runner Mo Farah (gold, for a majestic double) • Boxers Nicola Adams (gold, first ever for a woman), Luke Campbell (gold), Anthony Joshua (super-heavyweight gold), Fred Evans (silver)
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• Cyclists Sir Chris Hoy, Laura Trott, Jason Kenny (all gold), Vicky Pendleton (silver) • Diver Tom Daley (bronze) • Dressage riders Charlotte Dujardin (gold), Laura Bechtolsteimer (silver), team GB (gold) • High Jumper Rob Grabarz (bronze) • Women’s hockey team (bronze) • Long jumper Greg Rutherford (gold) • Modern pentathlete
Samantha Murray (silver) • Rowers Liam Heath/Jon Schofield (bronze), Alan Campbell (bronze), Ed McKeever (gold) • Brownlee triathlon brothers, Alistair (gold), Jonny (bronze) • Twaekwondo stars Jade Jones (gold), Lutalo Muhammad (bronze) • Sailors Luke Patience/Stuart Bithell (silver), Hannah Mills/Saskia Clark (silver) • Showjumpers Messrs Skelton, Charles, Brash and Maher (team gold) • Windsurfer Nick Dempsey (silver) My highlights: • ‘Mo’ - commitment personified - the first Brit to win the 5,000/10,000m double. Pure poetry in motion. His victory last Saturday was my greatest athletics’ moment ever’! • Usain ‘Bolting’ to victory in the 100m, 200m and 4x100m sprints
• Jess Ennis’s brilliant effort in the Heptathlon. • Seeing rowers Glover/Stannard (doubles), Triggs Hodge, Gregory, Reed and James (coxless 4s) and Watkins/Grainger,
at last (pairs) winning gold • GB’s equestrian riders • ‘Flinty’ Jones winning Taekwondo gold • Cheering on cyclists Laura Trott, Dani King, Jo Rowsell, ‘The Real McHoy’, Kenny, Clancy, Burke, Kennaugh and Hinds • Bradley Wiggins’ stupendous victory in cycling’s time trial • The superb
OLYMPIC LEGEND: Jamaica’s Usain Bolt.
efforts of GB’s gymnasts, especially Beth Tweddle • Watching the world’s greatest-ever sailor, Ben Ainslie, winning again • ‘Pistol Pete’ Wilson shooting for gold • The powerhouse skill of kayakist Ed McKeever • Andy Murray’s tennis victories over Djokovic and Federer • USA women’s 4x100m relay team smashing a 27year world record • Michael Phelps’ final Olympic swim (22 medals, 18 gold) • Diver Tom Daley’s well deserved bronze.