RTN Newspaper – Costa del Sol 16 - 22 March 2018 Issue 046

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16th - 22nd March

Mariano Rajoy rejoices in Marbella by Tom Woods THE Prime Minister of the Spanish government, Mariano Rajoy, will be making a visit to Marbella to support Mayor Angeles Muñoz’s candidacy campaign. He will be in attendance alongside Malaga’s PP President Elisa Bendodo, at an event held at Congress Palace this Saturday to appoint Andalucian PP candidates. Mr Rajoy will then head on to a meeting of the Forum of Innovation and Tourism Promotion, having praised Marbella as a popular city that “fills us with pride.” The visit is a major coup for

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A FREE workshop in Los Boliches called ‘Take care of your pet’ will take place this month, aimed at young people. Registration can be made at Fuengirola Council’s Youth Department and the initiative will be held on March 17, 18, 23, 24 and 25. Participants will learn basic training for urban pets, and the course aims to establish a close relationship between owner and animal. Commands to be taught include sitting, lying and returning, and a free veterinary assessment of every pet will also be provided.

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Mayor Muñoz as she aims for re-election, and she wrote on social media: “I will present my candidacy. “We have the desire, the endeavour and the teamwork and for that reason I encourage you to come to the Congress Palace on Saturday, March 17. “We will have the presence of the Prime Minister to support not only my candidacy, but Marbella and San Pedro as well.”

PREMIER SUPPORT: Mr Rajoy’s visit will boost Mayor Muñoz’s campaign.

INSIDE THIS WEEK ... POLICE SAVE SUICIDAL MAN ON ROOF EDGE

P2 UK AMBASSADOR TO TALK BREXIT ON COSTA

P6 A YOUNG MAN WHO IS A DEVIL OF A DRIVER

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16th - 22nd March

Print museum’s outlook no longer sketchy JUST IN TIME: The fugitive threatening to jump.

Police save suicidal man on roof edge OFFICERS of the National Police have saved the life of a man who tried to throw himself from the roof of a building in Fuengirola. The 31 year-old from Senegal was apprehended on Calle Camino de la Cantera, at midday on Tuesday. He had failed to obey a restraining order against him involving a woman,

an d h ad f le d f ro m p o lice when he went to a prohibited area. The man was in a heightened state of aggression and hysteria, threatening to throw himself off the building when the police approached. In the circumstances the officers kept their distance and tried to calm him down for 20 minutes.

At one point the man sat on the edge of the roof and seemingly began to p ray, b e fo re d ro p p i n g off the edge and hang ing on with his hands. The policemen then r u s h e d t o w a rd s h i m a n d managed to pull him to safety just in time. T he man was taken for medical treatment before being arrested for breaching his restraining order.

M A R B E L L A’ S b e l o v e d s k e t c h a n d print museum has launched a new programme of activities after three years of troubles. The Museum del Grabado in the O l d To w n h a s a r o u n d 4 , 0 0 0 e x hibits and is considered the best of its kind in Spain. Having celebrated its 25th anniversary last year, the museum is kicking off its programme with a temporary exhibition of work by Axarquia artist Evaristo Guerra, until May 5. H o w e v e r, t h e s i t u a t i o n h a s n o t always looked so bright as the museum’s foundation has struggled with debts that at one point led to an embargo on its accounts. The building that was earmarked for the expansion of the museum,

and €1 million of central government funding, was made available in 2015. But the council at the time did not develop the project, and criticised the Junta de Andalucia for stalling on archaeological studies. As a result, the funding that had been allocated expired and heated political arguments ensued. Nevertheless, the council and the museum’s foundation have now reached an agreement in which the building will be added to the former ’s historic buildings collection, in return for cancelling the debt owed by the foundation. The Evisato Guerra exhibition includes 90 pieces from a 40-year c a r e e r, a n d t h e r e w i l l b e t h r e e more temporary displays in 2018.

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Two arrested in fake leisure centre drugs Credit: National Police

by Tom Woods

OFFICERS of the National Police have arrested two members of a drugs ring in Marbella for their alleged involvement in drug trafficking and possession. The suspects are a Swedish man and a Dutch woman, who operated within a fake leisure centre that was instead used to sell and distribute marihuana, hashish and hashish resin. An investigation was opened after officers heard about the leisure centre which had aligned itself to a campaign to legalise marihuana. After several inquiries the police launched a raid and the two suspects were RECREATIONAL CENTRE: The leisure club was only a front for a drugs network. arrested. The haul that the police confiscated included 2,410 â‚Ź1,325 in cash. A court hearing for the detainees is to be convened grams of marihuana, 400 grams of hashish, 6mm of hashish resin, various tools to prepare the drugs and shortly.

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Woman injured in apartment block blaze A FIRE broke out in the Las Palmeras apartment blocks in Fuengirola on Monday morning, and a woman was injured trying to escape a building. Firefighters from both Fuengirola and Mijas went to the scene, as well as officers from the Local and National Police, and health professionals. The woman has been transferred to the Costa del Sol Hospital, while 50 other residents of the hotel had to be evacuated. According to reports from the fire department, the blaze started in the meter compartment of the building and the smoke soon drove people out. The woman who injured herself in the rush was on the first floor, but is believed to be recovering well in hospital. Those who were evacuated were transferred to the hotel next door for treatment and meals. The Las Palmeras apartments were without power and water but this was expected to be rectified within a few days.

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16th - 22nd March

Authorities urged to take heads out of sand Credit: Twitter @reque_arturo

THE recent storm meant that the sea engulfed nearly three metres of the sand dunes in Marbella, and significantly eroded the Las Chapas beach. In fact this year’s storm is one of the strongest to have hit Marbella since records began. The force of the gales and rain across the Costa del Sol left a trail of damage in their wake, and waves reached the

walls of some houses. Produnas, a non-profit organisation with three decades of experience in protecting the Ecological Reser ve, laments that the region had not fully recovered from the storm of December 2016. New ways of coping with similar incidents in future are being investigated, with different ideas being

proposed. In 2016, the national government’s Environment Ministry approved its Climate Change Adaptation Strategy for the coast, with the aim of mitigating the effects of global warming. However, studies have not yet covered the Costa del Sol, and the eastern side in particular is growing in concern.

TWO British men have been arrested for abusive behaviour at Malaga’s airport. The pair, aged 32 and 35, were drunk and spilling liquid on the floor while throwing airline check-in paperwork on the floor. And police stepped in when they started to shout at fellow travellers in ‘an aggressive and threatening way.’ They refused to show their passports when approached by the officers, before one made a cut throat gesture with his finger while his other hand remained in his pocket. When frisked a knife was found on him, while his friend was carrying a syringe. They were eventually subdued when one pushed an officer in the chest, before being charged with assaulting a police officer. CredIt: Tupungato Shutterstock

BAD TIDINGS: Las Chapas beach has been one of the worst hit areas.

‘Abusive’ Brits held at airport

TRAVELLING: Is always fraught without abusive behaviour.

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16th - 22nd March

Council gets to root of problem Ayuntamiento de Torremolinos

TORREMOLINOS Council is pledging to t a c k l e t h e w o r r y i n g p ro b l e m o f t re e roots destroying pavements and piping. An external company has been comm i s s i o n e d to d e v e l o p a M a n a g e m e n t Plan for Urban Trees, which will record the various species in the town and the risks that they represent to public infrastructure. Councillor for the Environment, Cesar Carrasco, said: “Every day we have to fix broken pavements or pipes, as well as the mess that fruits make on the streets. “It is clear that the size of the trees

TREE TURMOIL: The roots of large trees are wreaking havoc in Torremolinos.

UK ambassador to talk Brexit on Costa THE UK’s ambassador to Spain, Simon Manl e y, w i l l b e c o m i n g t o the Costa del Sol to meet with local British residents and talk about the current state of the Brexit negotiations. Ta k i n g p l a c e o n March 22, the event is being organised by the

Brexpats in Spain group and will be held a t t h e Av a n t o R e s t a u rant near La Cala de Mijas. There will also be experts on hand to discuss issues like healthcare, r e s i d e n c y, pensions and inheritance. Registrations can be

made via email at in fo@brexpats.es. It has just been announced that the Ambassador will be honoured by being presented with a gold medal by Malaga Province for his role as a great promoter of the relationship between the UK and Malaga.

and their roots are not appropriate and this plan will identify both the problems and the solutions to address them.” T he w o r k s a re e x p e c te d to b e com pleted within three months, according to t h e u r b a n t re e m a n a g e m e n t p l a n , and will be undertaken by Malaga company Savia Ingtecnova SL. The plan will also make decisions on whether some species of trees should be removed altogether from the area , given their damage to pavements, sewage, sanitation networks or telecommunications.

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SIMON MANLEY: British Ambassador to Spain.

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16th - 22nd March

Credit: Ayuntamiento de Manilva

BUDGET BACKTRACK: The council’s financial plans have not been smooth.

Budget woes cost council A FULL 75 days have elapsed since Manilva Council approved its budget for 2018, and it has now added a budget modification of €382,000. Finance Councillor Marcos Ruiz pointed out that although this this is an “important” sum of money, it only represents 1.5 per cent of the budget, which amounts to €26.4 million. Ruiz explained that the change is a response to new expenses that have arisen and that

€200,000 has been allocated to renovate the church of Santa Ana. It also provides for a new tourism campaign, renting of public transport vehicles, the purchase of containers and litter bins, the rental of parking lots and new towers on the beaches. The budget modification will be largely taken from a resurfacing plan, as well as the acquisition of equipment for the municipal gym.

€4 million allocated for town makeover BENALMADENA Council will be putting out to tender four construction works with a total value of €4 million. Mayor Victor Navas said: “The fact that we can undertake these extensive works is the result of sound economic management. We have reduced the debt we inherited, paid suppliers on time, drafted the projects and started the bidding process.” Improvements will include the creation of a large boulevard and bicycle lane on the Avenida del Sol, the renovation of the Honey

Credit: Ayuntamiento de Benalmadena

BOULEVARD BOOST: Residents will welcome the infrastructure investment.

Creek athletics track, and the remodelling of the Culture House.

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Mother of missing man pleads for assistance THE family of the missing man in Torremolinos, Antonio Ortega , has appealed for the search to continue. Mr O r te ga , 32, le ft home on Januar y 22 to walk his dog and despite the discover y of the pet t w o w e e k s l a t e r, h i s w h e r e abouts remain unknown. His mother has posted another video on social media pleading for people to pass around

the photograph of Mr Ortega, to raise awareness of his case and to carry on efforts to find him. “My son has an illness and his l i fe i s i n d a n g e r. I a s k a n y o n e who can help me to spread the photo of Antonio so that someone with information might see it.� Emergenc y ser vices and hundreds of volunteers have carried out ex tensive searches, but no breakthrough has been made so far.

T he family has recently publ i s h e d a d i f fe re n t p h o to o f M r Ortega, which would be closer to his current appearance. M r O r t e g a h a s b r o w n h a i r, weighs around 72 kilos, measures 1.80 metres and requires medication. He was wear ing black sweatpants, a white sweatshirt with a red hood and blue sneakers. I f yo u h ave a ny i n fo r m at i o n please call the helpline 642 650 775.

Credit: Ortega family

by Tom Ford

MISSING: Thirty-two-year-old Antonio Ortega.

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16th - 22nd March

Batten down the hatches STRONG winds are forecast to batter the Costa del Sol this weekend. State weather office AEMET has revealed that orange weather alerts - the second highest level - will be in place for the coast throughout the day tomorrow (Saturday). And a yellow alert will be applied to the remainder of Malaga Province. The buffeting is expected to be accompanied by rain, and is set to reach its peak between 8pm and midnight, with force 8 gusts reaching 75 kilometres per hour.

Woof justice for dogs MARBELL A Council is under f i re fo r i nv i t i n g b i d d e r s fo r a contract to ‘deal with’ abandoned animals. According to opposition group Izquierda Unida , a similar privatisation scheme in Malaga City sees 80 per cent of rescued animals slaughtered if new owners for them are not found. And in Marbella the contract repor tedly gives the winning company permission to kill after a period of 10 days. IU official Victoria Moraless said: “By making this decision t h e Po p u l a r Pa r t y h a v e c o n demned most of the abandoned animals in Marbella to death. “ The life of these animals has been left in the hands of a private firm that is only interested in money.” According to critics, the move has taken the city back three decades “ when the council last carried out this practice.” Ms Morales added: “ T here is no specific mention of how a Marbella owner mig ht recover their lost pet should it be found in the proposed contract.” IU now intends to contact lo-

cal animal charities and shelters as officials demand that the council axe the contest. It comes amid a barrage of criticism after the conser vative council privatised a slew of public ser vices since coming back to power at the end of last summer.

Credit: Ayuntamiento de Manilva

STRONG ARM OF THE PAW: Opposition parties have vowed to fight the scheme.

2,500 bottles of fake booze seized THE Guardia Civil has dismantled a criminal network in a raid that saw it seize more than 2,500 counterfeit bottles of vintage rum in Marbella. An investigation began in March 2017 when officers conducted several inspections in retailers where they found a range of drinks that did not meet labelling standards. A businessman in Sevilla had been introducing fake drinks into the city, at prices much lower

than the real brands. Since the illicit bottles looked almost identical to the genuine ones, it was necessary to carry out laborator y tests on the alcohol to confirm the fraud. The ‘Precintado operation’ was carried out by Estepona’s Guardia Civil in tandem with Sevilla investigation teams and the judicial police of Cordoba.

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Justice for courts with new building

Housing sales through the roof in province MARBELL A has again shown its strength in housing sales, accounting for 13 per cent of the total transactions in the whole of Malaga Province. The region as a whole has enjoyed an upward trend according to data published by the Ministry of Development. In the final four months of 2017, the province’s sales were up by over 15 per cent on the previous year. However, the supply of new buildings remains scarce and of the total of 4,285 transactions involving Marbella, 4,043 were second-hand, and only 242 were brand new. In addition, foreign buyers continue

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THE Junta de Andalucia and Marbella Council have reached an agreement with the Justice Department to provide a building that will house the court and judicial offices of the city. The building is located next to the Costa del Sol Hospital and is one of the assets seized from the disgraced former Urban Development Manager Juan Antonio Roca. Remodelling works will take place to adapt the property for the purposes of its judicial needs. “It is a moment of enormous satisfaction for the council, because it is an essential outcome for Marbella which can finally have the judicial facilities it needs,” said Junta representative Rosa Aguilar.

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to form a significant part of the housing market, accounting for 33 per cent of transactions in Malaga Province. Property Developer Knight Frank has commented that: “the best news for the city is that there is no feeling of uncontrolled boom, but rather a solid and continuous growth, which can be sustained in the medium to long term.” The optimism of the sector is based on the continuous demand for properties, low interest rates and a secure flow of capital. SALES STRENGTH: Marbella remains popular with buyers.

A convenient film premiere MARBELLA will host a premiere of the new film by former vice-president Al Gore, ‘An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power.’ Councillor for the Environment, Manuel Cardeña, announced the event with a presentation that was themed ‘Marbella against climate change.’ He commented: “We intend to raise awareness about this phenomenon that is already affecting our lives and impacting our coast through

the storms.” Tickets for the premiere are free and can be obtained at the Goya Theatre and the American College in Spain. There will be two showings of the film on March 20, a morning screening aimed at schoolchildren, and an evening viewing for the public at 6.30pm. More information can be found at www.marbellacambioclimatico.com.

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16th - 22nd March

Swedish tourist raped after being drugged Credit: Shutterstock, VictoriaSh

TOURIST TRAP: Evidence suggests the woman was drugged before the rape.

by Tom Woods THE National Police are investigating an alleged rape of a Swedish woman in Fuengirola, who may have been spiked with drugs. According to the victim, she lost consciousness and on recovering realised that she was being sexually assaulted.

The woman was transferred to the Costa del Sol Hospital where protocols were activated for cases that show signs of chemical interference. Investigations are now b e i n g l e d b y t h e Fa m i l y a n d Wo m e n ’s C a re U n i t (UFAM), who are looking into the victim’s account of waking up completely n a k e d i n a s t ra n g e r ’s

apartment. The woman, a Swedish tourist, had gone out with friends for dinner, and afterwards decided to have a final drink in a bar on her own. From then on, everything for her is a blur and she remembers nothing of how she ended up in a stranger’s flat when she was supposed to be staying in a hotel.

El Dia del Padre NEXT Monday is Father’s Day in Spain and some regions will be celebrating with local holidays. This date was chosen as it is the designated feast day of St Joseph and his day is also recognised as part of the Fallas festivals, one of the most famous being that held in Valencia. Traditionally, children cook their fathers breakfast or even give them small gifts. Those families who are particularly steeped in religious observance give symbols which include Jesus holding carpenter tools.

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€10,000 EU grant awarded to transform council bookings ESTAPONA Council is to put out to tender an online system where residents can book appointments from their mobile phones, tablets or computers. The new service has been included in the Strategic Plan for Technological Modernisation, which will provide the opportunity to request an online appointment for administrative procedures like tax management, and registrations. In addition, it will improve communication lines between locals and the different departments of the council. The changes mean that residents will not need to head in person to the waiting rooms of the municipal Citizen’s Service Office, and they will know

Credit: Ayuntamiento de Estepona

DIGITAL DRIVE: The changes at the council will make life simpler for residents. more accurately the time that they will be responded to. An interactive stainless steel touchscreen and new ticket dispenser will also be introduced to improve the man-

agement of waiting times. The tender for the service is worth €10,000 and will be financed by a grant from the European Regional Development Fund.

Campaign hopes to register with residents FUENGIROL A Council has launched a campaign to p ro m o te t h e re g i s t ra tion of residents in the town. Councillor for Domestic Administration, Isabel Gonzalez, has emphasised the advantages of officially updating personal data, both for the town and for the residents themselves. She highlighted ways in which the public can save money by making sure t h e y a re i n fo r m e d a b o u t taxation ie Real Estate Tax, and Rate of Environmental Management of Waste (GEMER). Ms Gonzalez also pointed the public towards courses, workshops, university transport scholarships, sports activities and tr ips away as opportunities to embrace. “For all these reasons we are explaining how impor tant it is for those residing in our town to be registered,” she said. “ T he number of regis-

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ROLL CALL: Residents can benefit from updating their information. tered inhabitants has a direct impact on the income that towns receive from t h e s t ate , a n d t h i s f u n d ing enables us to offer more and better services.”

Ms Gonzalez added that t h e e l e c t ro n i c to o l s t h at the council now offers through its website will make communication with residents much easier.

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16th - 22nd March

HAVE YOUR SAY

“Police find body of missing eight-yearold boy in Spain.”

FUENGIROLA Council’s commitment to the defence and promotion of children’s rights has been shown once more in its involvement in the Child Friendly Cities programme. The town was honoured several years ago by UNICEF for its work in this area, and now it is looking to promote the Convention of Child Rights at a local level. As par t of the Child Friendly Cities initiative, Fuengirola will network with

other towns and cities in the project to develop strategies for the welfare of children. This includes defending their rights, making urban areas as accessible as possible, and encouraging them to participate in local activities and games. Last week a working commission was held to discuss the issue, and councillors from education, youth, beaches, culture, parks and gardens, and sports were all present to share their ideas.

Rosaleen White Everyone’s worst nightmare, rest in peace little man.

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HELP OUT: There are always animals that need support.

Every euro raised helps keep an animal alive T HE nex t week will be a busy one for the Triple A Animal Charity as this Sunday sees the sixth annual dog walk. It starts at 11.30am (with re g istration from an hour earlier) from the M a n u k a re s t a u ra n t i n Plaza del Mar, Marbella a n d i f y o u h av e n ’ t g o t your own dog, then Triple A will be delighted to lend you one! There is a €10 donation and in return you will not o n l y k n o w t h a t y o u a re h e l p i n g t o p ro l o n g t h e

lives of up to 500 cats, dogs and a family of pigs b u t y o u w i l l re c e i v e a drink, some cake and a ‘goody bag’ with a t-shirt and a scarf for your dog. I f you do need to borrow a dog then make sure o f y o u r re s e r v a t i o n b y calling 622 910 214. Then at 9pm on Friday March 23 there will be a charity dinner at the Calor Restaurant situated a t Av e n i d a Fo n t a n i l l a No 6 i n M a r b e l l a w i t h a star ter, choice of mixed or vegetarian paella and

dessert together with one drink. The cost is €30 per person and there will be live music from Frank Scott as well as a raffle in order to raise funds for the charity. To make your reservation call Lesley on 642 731 068 or 951 571 301. Animal’s lives are at risk unless the charity can receive regular funding so to see how you can help visit www.tripleamarbella.org/ en

Council homing in on housing estates PLANS to include 200 independent housing estates and residential blocks in the street services provided by Mijas Council are gaining ground. The council has finished its audit of the condition of each district, and is now preparing for the implementation of road maintenance and street cleaning. It is a move that will reduce costs for residents although the services will only be provided if the estates are

in a good enough state, and if all the paperwork is in order. The audit will allow public officials to calculate how much it will cost to run each estate, and the extent of work needed for those in a failing condition. In order to meet the cost sustainably, the council intends to spread it out over several years, but has already moved ahead with the asphalting of some roads.

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Teachers tackle battle of sexes MIJAS has launched the initiative ‘Vamos a medias’ (Let’s go halfway) to promote equality in school classrooms. Councillor for Equality, Mari Carmen Carmona, has announced a set of progressive workshops which will be taught to almost 900 students in the town. “We have developed awareness workshops on reconciliation and co-responsibility

as we have to start building a society free from stereotypes and roles,” said Ms Carmona. “We must ensure an egalitarian future, and that is achieved above all, through education.” The training is aimed at fifth grade students in every school in Mijas, covering 36 classrooms and 900 pupils. Credit: Ayuntamiento de Mijas

HALFWAY HOUSE: The children will learn valuable ideas about gender equality

It is part of efforts to normalise the idea of shared responsibility in domestic tasks, caring for others, and making decisions based on the well-being of the family. “Women continue with invisible rods behind their backs, with tasks assigned by gender even in the 21st century. “We have to fight it from the beginning,” added Ms Carmona.”

The workshops are designed to be dynamic, active and collaborative, where students are encouraged to reflect on their family and school environments, and where they are given the tools to challenge sexist stereotypes. Themes include: the learning of roles at home and at school; gender stereotypes and tasks assigned by sex in society.

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Fake news

by Michael Walsh

keyboardcosmetics@gmail.com COBRA, the UK government’s emergency response committee recently met at Downing Street. The purpose was to discuss updates on the poisoning of Sergei Skripal. The British spy was sentenced by a Russian court to 13 years for espionage. Based in Spain he passed the Russian Military Intelligence phonebook to MI6 and much else. Needless to say there wasn’t a shred of evidence to suggest Russian involvement. But, media dutifully presented speculation as 100 per cent proven facts and it was ignored that the victim was found only a few miles from the MOD exotic weaponry laboratories at Porton Down. Slipstream media had the scoundrels bang to rights; everything printed or broadcast about this story was 100 per cent fake. The Sun headlined screeched, ‘Our lads beating Vlad’. This was reference to DS Nick Bailey, a

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WHO’S KIDDING WHO?: May and Putin. great name for a London policeman, making a good recovery. It might be just a coincidence that the same redtop warned of Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction and told readers they were ‘45 minutes from doom’. We can’t be certain how the ‘if it

bleeds it leads’ tabloid established that Vladimir Putin had a hand in the affair. Call the Met’ off; Murdoch’s media menagerie has the villains. The Times headline, read by the people who run the country, declared, ‘Traitors are not safe on British soil, says Russia.’ Problem, Russia said no such

thing. The comment was made by a solitary TV presenter speaking on one of Russia’s hundreds of broadcasting channels. The anchorman’s inference did not imply Russian responsibility. It is claimed that western media is independent. How odd that throughout this affair orchestrat-

ed media sung to the same song sheet. Cui bono or who benefits: A false flag, anyone? The headlines followed: ‘Theresa May could send more troops and jets to Russia’s border’. The blood-soaked arms industry and its vampire political shareholders can now throw the funeral wake of the century. Good timing too; the convenient incident occurred three weeks before the Russian presidential election. Boris Johnson, UK Foreign Secretary, raised the prospect of some form of boycott of this summer’s World Cup in Russia. Tom Secker, an analyst on espionage, says state apparatus has the means to assassinate in ways that are untraceable. This suggests a prepared hullaballoo with opportunity to damage Russia at a critical period without Russia benefiting from the incident. Secker adds that there were many victims of the British agent who had a motive for his attempted murder. Skripal betrayed many people, not just in terms of agents but criminal organisations too. The analyst reminds us that Israeli Mossad agents assassinated a Hamas politician whilst travelling on British passports. The British government speedily dropped the matter, which suggests complicity and culpability.

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by Colin Bird

WE live in a ‘pass the buck’ society. Whenever a politician fouls up, which let’s face it is hardly a rare occurrence, it’s never their fault and is blamed on a predecessor or some unfortunate underling who is forced to fall on his sword. And of course that familiar old chestnut: offload the blame on the previous administration, is always a good standby. If a human error occurs in a hospital because of overwork and exhaustion, then it is inevitable that a doctor or nurse must be shot at dawn, and if someone is stupid enough to take a sip of hot coffee in a restaurant resulting in a burnt mouth, then of course the restaurant is negligent and damages are demanded. Whether we walk into a tree in the park because it is not looking where it is going, twist an ankle whilst legging it from the house we have just burgled, or are sacked by the boss for peeing in the coffee machine, then look out, it’s not our fault and someone has to pay, and usually

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ACCOUNTABILITY: Where there’s blame there’s gain.

through the nose. The public has lost the ability to take responsibility for its own actions and indeed we are encouraged to shove the blame elsewhere, and predictably it all boils down to money.

The ambulance chasing lawyers advertise their dodgy dealings on TV and they rub their pudgy hands with glee as the loot rolls in and our society slides further down the greasy slope into self-centred mediocrity

and unaccountability. Time and again we hear from the present generation that it is us old ‘uns who are the architects of today’s problems, and that all of the ills of the 21st century - both real and imagined - are directly attributable to our actions and those of our predecessors. We stand accused for the failings of modern society. But they should get their noses stuck into the history books occasionally instead of playing games on their expensive smartphones and then ask themselves this: When was Britain at its strongest and when in its history was it the most respected country in the world with many of its institutions like justice, education and democracy adopted by others and still practised successfully across the world today? In fact, if the experience, sagacity and wisdom of the elderly were utilised today, then the morally corrupt and inept figures in politics and society generally, who think they know it all but possess not an ounce of common sense or real courage between them, might learn something.

16th - 22nd March

by Barry Duke

Chop chop I’m off to the Chinese shop Photo Credit: Vmenkov Wikimedia

AS it was such a spring-like day on February 24, I ventured out late in the afternoon wearing a light jacket over a tshirt. Half an hour later, after the sun had set, the temperature dramatically plummeted and I stood shivering at a bus shelter, wondering whether I should return home to get warmer gear, or continue my planned journey to La Marina shopping centre on the outskirts of Benidorm. Mercifully, just before hypothermia set in, a bus came along, and it dawned on me that a sure-fire way of staying warm for the rest of the evening was to head for the nearest Chinese outlet and buy a chunky hoodie. Why a ‘Chino’? Everyone who lives in Spain knows that whatever one needs from dog poo bags to paella pans, carpets to cup hooks, watch batteries to water jugs - are to be found on the shelves of ubiquitous Chinese stores. They are everywhere. And because the Chinese proprietors would sooner stick their heads up a d e a d b e a r ’s b u t t t h a n s h u t t e r t h e i r shops during siestas, you can get anything you need at silly prices at any

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CHINESE STORES: Just one of many in Spain. hour of the day. Which explains why the Spanish have a saying to describe labouring oneself to a standstill: trabajando como un Chino (working like a Chinese.) Unfortunately the only hoodie I could find in my size on a sale rail was beyond hideous. Black with white and green speckles, it looked as if it had been hauled out of the rubble of a paint factory that had gone boom after being hit by a dynamite lorry.

What the heck, I thought, it’ll be invisib l e b e n e a t h m y j a c k e t , a n d i t ’s o n l y €14. It was only when I reached the checkout did I realise its ghastliness was doubly compounded by the fact that it came with a pair of matching jogging pants. When I got home and tried on the ensemble, I looked like a mutant frog with an unsightly rash. The incident set me wondering why so many Chinese shops - ranging from gloomy little corner outlets to vast em-

poria - exist in such huge numbers in Spain. The answer was easy to find. Others before asked themselves the very same question, and, reading various blogs and Wikipedia, I discovered that the first large wave of Chinese immigrants came to Spain in the 1920’s and 1930’s, working as itinerant peddlers. After the Second World War, they branched out into the restaurant industry, and later into textiles and trade. However, the vast majority of Chinese residents in Spain started arriving in the country around the 1980’s. According to Xu Songhua, President of the Association of Chinese in Spain (Asociación de Chinos en España), established in 1985, there are around 13,000 Chineseowned businesses in Spain, including 4,000 restaurants, 3,200 ‘euro shops’, 1,500 fruit and veg outlets, and 600 wholesale warehouses. Nowadays, Madrid, Barcelona, and the Canary Islands are home to Spain’s largest Chinese communities. One blogger revealed that a third of the 200,000 or so Chinese in Spain are officially sole traders. Their businesses are family-run and their motivation for working as hard as they do is tied in with family pride.

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs

Present perfect negatives and questions

by Jane Cronin

THIS is the last of the articles about the ‘recent past’ or present perfect tense before we move on to pastures new. Here is a text written a while ago (and at a different time of year!) which exemplifies the use of the tense along with a few other bits and pieces. ¡Hola! ¿Qué tal? ¿Qué habéis hecho desde la semana pasada? Yo he descansado un poco, ¡por fin! Fui a la ciudad de Almería durante dos días, incluyendo Nochevieja. Es una ciudad pequeña y tranquila pero tiene sus cosas interesantes. Tiene un castillo enorme que se llama La Alcazaba y que domina la ciudad. También tiene un refugio subterráneo de la guerra civil que es único en España por su extensión. Como me gusta mucho la historia, era muy interesante para mí.

Mi gata ha descansado mucho también. Ahora estamos todos en casa otra vez para empezar lo que los españoles llaman ‘a cuesta de enero’ Apart from the abundant use of the recent past tense there are a few other things to comment on. Firstly the final expression: ‘la cuesta de enero’. This means something like ‘the uphill struggle of January’. ‘Cuesta’ normally means a slope, but ‘la cuesta de enero’ is a particular kind of difficult upward slope

which those of you who work will identify with and those who have retired can perhaps vaguely remember. As well as the psychologist effects of returning to work in the middle of winter, it also refers to the economic problems left by overspending over the Christmas period. My cat finds January particularly arduous with people coming in and out of the house at all different times of day. Finally, I would like to link back to things we looked at some time ago, namely for the for-

mation of negatives and questions. We saw that to form negative sentences all we need to do is place the word ‘no’ before the verb. The same principle applies to all verb tenses, including this one. For example: ‘No he hecho los deberes’. (I haven’t done my homework) When we name the subject, the word ‘no’ stays in front of the verb. ‘Mi hermano no ha vendido su casa’ (My brother hasn’t sold his house). Similarly when we are forming closed questions, that is questions that require ‘yes’ or ‘no’ as an answer, we simply make statements sound like questions with our voice, without any change in word order. ‘Tu hermano ha vendido su casa’ (Your brother has sold his house) ‘¿Tu hermano ha vendido su casa?’ (Has your brother sold his house?).

Mis hijas han descansado también. Una ha ido con un grupo de amigos a un pueblo cerca de Albacete. Dice que es una zona muy bonita. Mi otra hija ha visitado a sus amigas en Asturias. Ha viajado desde Alicante a Gijón en tren y ha visto mucha nieve a lo largo del camino. PRESENT PERFECT: Final lesson.

In the next article we will look at the text translation first and then I think it’s time we learnt about ‘open questions’ as opposed to ‘closed’ ones. ¡Hasta la semana que viene!

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7:30am Holding Back the Years 8:15am The Sheriffs are Coming 9:00am Back in Time for Tea 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Yes Chef 3:15pm Your Home in Their Hands 4:15pm Planet Earth 5:15pm Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm The Repair Shop 8:00pm Saving Lives at Sea 9:00pm Mastermind 9:30pm Gardeners' World 10:00pm Pilgrimage: The Road to Santiago 11:00pm QI

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 1:55pm ITV News London 2:00pm Cheltenham Festival 5:30pm Best Walks with a View with Julia Bradbury 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Love Your Garden 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Lethal Weapon 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:30pm ITV News London 11:45pm The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 1:45am Jackpot247

10:00am Melissa and Joey 10:30am Melissa and Joey 11:00am How I Met Your Mother 11:30am How I Met Your Mother 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1:00pm The Goldbergs 1:30pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory 3:00pm How I Met Your Mother 3:30pm How I Met Your Mother 4:00pm New Girl 4:30pm New Girl 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm The Goldbergs 6:30pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm My Hotter Half

9:20am Digby Dragon 9:35am Rusty Rivets 9:55am Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 10:05am Mofy 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2:10pm Access 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:20pm NCIS 4:15pm Locked Away 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm The Gadget Show 9:00pm The Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard 10:00pm Jane Mcdonald and Friends 11:00pm Will and Grace

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Wheeler Monster Family: Special 9:30am Wonder Woman 12:00pm Top Ten Show, the 2018 12:15pm Transformers: The Last Knight 3:00pm Snatched 4:35pm City of Tiny Lights 6:30pm Wonder Woman 9:00pm Transformers: The Last Knight Blockbuster sci-fi action about an inventor tasked with saving humanity from impending doom. 11:40pm Snatched 1:15am Cult of Chucky 3:00am Numb 4:45am Scribe

12:30pm SPFL Greatest Games 12:45pm SPFL Greatest Games 1:00pm La Liga Show 1:30pm EFL Matters 2:00pm La Liga Icons 2:45pm La Liga Icons: Falcao 3:00pm La Liga Show 3:30pm EFL Matters 4:00pm Football's Greatest 4:30pm Football's Greatest Teams 5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 5:45pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm La Liga Preview 7:00pm SPFL Matters 7:30pm EFL Matters 8:00pm Magical Messi 8:55pm Football 11:00pm 20 Years of El Clasico

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10:25am Saturday Morning with James Martin 12:20pm Britain's Brightest Family 12:50pm ITV News and Weather 1:00pm Six Nations Live Italy v Scotland. 3:25pm Six Nations Live England v Ireland. 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News and Weather 7:15pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm You've Been Framed! 8:00pm Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 9:30pm The Voice UK 11:30pm ITV News and Weather 11:45pm Fast and Furious 1:45am Play to the Whistle

10:25am Made in Chelsea 11:30am Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World 1:15pm Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts 1:30pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3:00pm Young Sheldon 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory 5:00pm The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up to Cancer 6:15pm Extreme Cake Makers 6:45pm Extreme Cake Makers 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory

11:05am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:35am The Gadget Show 12:35pm Police Interceptors 1:35pm Police Interceptors 2:30pm Police Interceptors 3:30pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 4:30pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 5:30pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! 6:25pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! 7:25pm 5 News 7:30pm FIA Formula E Live Uruguay. 9:10pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! 10:00pm Football on 5 The Championship. 11:00pm Football on 5 Goal Rush.

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9:20am Countryfile 10:15am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:45am Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge 12:30pm Lorraine Pascale: How to be a Better Cook 1:00pm Escape to the Country 1:45pm The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives 2:45pm Pilgrimage: The Road to Santiago 3:45pm Money for Nothing 4:45pm World's Most Extraordinary Homes 5:45pm Back in Time for Tea 6:45pm Catch Me If You Can 9:00pm Top Gear 10:00pm Famously Unfit for Sports Relief 11:00pm The Mash Report

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9:30am Nella the Princess Knight 9:45am Noddy: Toyland Detective 10:00am Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 10:15am Shimmer and Shine 10:30am Digby Dragon 10:45am Peppa Pig 10:50am Peppa Pig 11:00am Football on 5 11:55am Football on 5 12:25pm Getting Even with Dad 2:30pm Richie Rich 4:15pm My Girl 5:15pm 5 News 5:20pm My Girl 6:20pm Junior 8:20pm Jumper 9:55pm 5 News Weekend 10:00pm The Equalizer 11:00pm 5 News

4:30am City of Tiny Lights 6:30am Monster Family: Special 7:00am Wheeler 8:50am Custody 10:40am Snatched 12:15pm Transformers: The Last Knight 2:55pm Inconceivable 4:45pm It Comes at Night 6:25pm Snatched 8:00pm Transformers: The Last Knight Blockbuster sci-fi action about an inventor tasked with saving humanity from impending doom. 10:40pm Inconceivable 12:30am It Comes at Night 2:15am Numb 4:00am Custody

SATURDAY 11:00am Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30pm Classic Mary Berry 1:00pm Football Focus 2:00pm BBC News 2:10pm Weather 2:15pm MasterChef 3:15pm MasterChef 4:15pm MasterChef 4:45pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 5:30pm Six Nations Rugby Union 8:00pm BBC News 8:10pm Regional News 8:15pm Weather 8:20pm Pointless 9:10pm Casualty 10:00pm Troy: Fall of a City 11:00pm BBC News 11:15pm Weather 11:20pm Match of the Day 12:20am Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights

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Moana: Special Custody Snatched Wonder Woman Transformers: The Last Knight It Comes at Night Snatched Fish-out-of-water comedy about a hapless motherdaughter duo kidnapped while holidaying in Ecuador. Wonder Woman Transformers: The Last Knight It Comes at Night Numb Cult of Chucky City of Tiny Lights

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SPFL Greatest Games SPFL Greatest Games Football Years Football SPFL Matters Soccer A.M. SPFL Matters Football Gillette Soccer Saturday Gillette Soccer Saturday Football Football EFL Goals: Championship Ronaldo: A Sensational Seaon 20 Years of El Clasico MLS Greatest Games Football EFL Greatest Games EFL Goals: Championship

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Made in Chelsea Don't Tell the Bride Dragonball Evolution Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Goldbergs Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine Young Sheldon The Big Bang Theory School of Rock Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2 Guns The Big Bang Theory

8:30am EFL Goals: League One and League Two 9:00am Football's Greatest 9:30am EFL Goals: Championship 10:00am EFL Goals: League One and League Two 10:30am Sunday Supplement 12:00pm EFL Goals: Championship 12:30pm Football 3:15pm Football 5:45pm SPFL Greatest Games 6:00pm La Liga Icons: Falcao 6:15pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:25pm Football 8:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 8:40pm Football 10:45pm Football 12:05am La Liga Highlights: Barcelona

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MONDAY 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 12:45pm Caught Red Handed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm Regional News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm A Place to Call Home 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Panorama 9:00pm EastEnders 9:30pm Classic Mary Berry 10:00pm MasterChef 11:00pm BBC News

8:15am The Sheriffs are Coming 9:00am Hugh's Wild West 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 12:30pm The Week in Parliament 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Women's Six Nations Highlights 2:30pm Yes Chef 3:15pm Your Home in Their Hands 4:15pm Planet Earth I 5:15pm Spy in the Wild 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm The Repair Shop 8:00pm Top Gear 9:00pm Only Connect 9:30pm University Challenge 10:00pm The Funeral Murders 11:00pm QI 11:30pm Newsnight 12:10am Weather

9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm The Kyle Files 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Marcella 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:50pm 100 Years Younger in 21 Days 12:45am The Kyle Files 1:15am Jackpot247 4:00am The Jeremy Kyle

8:00am Rules of Engagement 8:30am Rules of Engagement 9:00am How I Met Your Mother 9:30am How I Met Your Mother 10:00am New Girl 11:00am 2 Broke Girls 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1:00pm The Goldbergs 1:30pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory 3:00pm How I Met Your Mother 4:00pm New Girl 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm My Hotter Half 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm Young Sheldon 10:00pm Made in Chelsea

7:00am Milkshake! 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! 1:10pm 5 News 1:15pm The Gadget Show 2:10pm Access 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:20pm NCIS 4:20pm A Deadly Affair 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm Anglo Welsh Cup Highlights 9:00pm Extreme Winter Road Rescue 10:00pm Terror in the Air: Flights Out of Control 11:00pm Armed and Deadly: Police UK 12:00am The X Files 1:00am Traffic Cops

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Monster Family: Special 6:30am Black Panther: Special 7:00am Wheeler 8:45am Numb 10:30am Transformers: The Last Knight 1:10pm Jasper Jones 3:10pm It Comes at Night 5:00pm Inconceivable 7:00pm Jasper Jones 9:00pm Transformers: The Last Knight Blockbuster sci-fi action about an inventor tasked with saving humanity from impending doom. 11:40pm It Comes at Night 1:15am Inconceivable 3:05am Numb 4:40am Custody

10:00am La Liga Highlights: Barcelona 10:15am La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid 10:30am La Liga Greatest Games 10:45am La Liga Greatest Games 11:00am Football 3:10pm Football 5:15pm La Liga Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm La Liga Highlights: Barcelona 6:15pm La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid 6:30pm Football Countdowns 7:00pm La Liga Files 7:45pm La Liga Icons 8:00pm Soccer A.M. 8:30pm Football 11:00pm The Debate - Live 12:00am SPFL Round Up 2017/18

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9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm 100 Year Old Driving School 9:00pm The World's Ugliest Pets 10:00pm 100 Years Younger in 21 Days 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:45pm The Cruise: Voyage to Alaska

8:30am Rules of Engagement 9:00am How I Met Your Mother 9:30am How I Met Your Mother 10:00am New Girl 11:00am 2 Broke Girls 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1:00pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory 3:00pm How I Met Your Mother 4:00pm New Girl 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm My Hotter Half 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm Tattoo Fixers 11:00pm Five Star Hotel

7:00am Milkshake! 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! 1:10pm 5 News 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2:10pm Access 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:20pm NCIS 4:20pm Dead Over Heels: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm Elizabeth: Our Queen 9:00pm Secrets of the National Trust with Alan Titchmarsh 10:00pm Wild Britain 11:00pm The Expendables 3

6:30am Monster Family: Special 7:00am Inconceivable 9:00am Jasper Jones 10:50am It Comes at Night 12:30pm Transformers: The Last Knight 3:10pm Eat Locals 5:00pm Jasper Jones Australian comingof-age tale starring Levi Miller (Pan) as a bookish teen who finds himself investigating the death of a local girl. 7:00pm Inconceivable 9:00pm Transformers: The Last Knight 11:40pm Eat Locals 1:20am It Comes at Night 3:00am Custody 4:50am Numb

3:30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 4:00pm Football's Greatest 4:30pm Football's Greatest Teams 5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:15pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm MLS Round Up Show 6:30pm Football Countdowns 7:00pm SPFL Round Up 2017/18 7:15pm SPFL Greatest Games 7:30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 8:00pm MLS Round Up Show 8:30pm Football Countdowns 9:00pm Eredivisie 10:00pm Playoff Final Highlights

TUESDAY 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 12:45pm Caught Red Handed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm Regional News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm A Place to Call Home 4:05pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm EastEnders 9:00pm Holby City 10:00pm Shetland

9:00am 10:00am 12:00pm 1:00pm 2:00pm 2:45pm 3:30pm 4:15pm 5:15pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm

The Sheriffs are Coming Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics The Super League Show Coast Yes Chef Planet Earth I Spy in the Wild Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Eggheads The Repair Shop Saving Lives at Sea Great Indian Railway Journeys Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby Mum

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Doctors A Place to Call Home 4:10pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 9:00pm MasterChef 10:00pm Zoe Ball's Hardest Road Home 11:00pm BBC News 11:30pm Regional News

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Yes Chef Monty Halls' Great Irish Escape Planet Earth I Spy in the Wild Put Your Money Eggheads The Repair Shop Saving Lives at Sea The Secret Helpers The Assassination of Gianni Versace American Crime Story Live at the Apollo Newsnight Weather

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Dickinson's Real Deal 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Britain's Brightest Family 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Benidorm 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:45pm Easyjet: Inside the Cockpit

12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1:00pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory 3:00pm How I Met Your Mother 4:00pm New Girl 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm My Hotter Half 9:00pm The Goldbergs 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory 10:00pm Don't Tell the Bride

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NCIS McBride: The Chameleon Murder 6:00pm 5 News The latest news coverage. 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News The latest news coverage. 8:00pm Moto GP Highlights Qatar. 9:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10:00pm A Walk Among the Tombstones

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Jasper Jones Monster Family: Special 9:25am Eat Locals 11:15am My Feral Heart 12:45pm Transformers: The Last Knight 3:25pm Jasper Jones 5:25pm Inconceivable 7:25pm My Feral Heart 9:00pm Transformers: The Last Knight 11:40pm Eat Locals 1:20am It Comes at Night 3:00am Numb 4:40am Inconceivable

Football's Greatest Teams 5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm Football Years 6:30pm Football Countdowns 7:00pm Revista de la Liga 7:30pm La Liga World 8:00pm Football Years 8:30pm Football Countdowns 9:00pm Revista de la Liga 9:30pm La Liga World 10:00pm Eredivisie

Planet Earth Spy in the Wild Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Eggheads The Repair Shop Saving Lives at Sea Big Cats Civilisations Match of the Day Newsnight Top Gear MasterChef Imagine... This is BBC Two

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3:00pm How I Met Your Mother 4:00pm New Girl 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm My Hotter Half 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory 9:30pm Young Sheldon 10:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 10:30pm Derry Girls 11:00pm Five Star Hotel 12:05am The Big Bang Theory 12:35am The Big Bang Theory 1:00am First Dates

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7:30am Eat Locals 9:20am Transformers: The Last Knight 12:00pm The Land 2:00pm It Comes at Night 3:50pm Jasper Jones 5:40pm My Feral Heart 7:10pm Inconceivable 9:00pm Transformers: The Last Knight 11:40pm The Land 1:35am Eat Locals 3:15am It Comes at Night 4:55am Numb

5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:15pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 5:45pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm Football Years 6:30pm Football Countdowns 7:00pm Eredivisie 8:00pm EFL Matters 8:30pm The Best La Liga Goals 2016/17 9:30pm EFL Matters 10:00pm La Liga Show

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Money for Nothing Flog It! Pointless BBC News at Six BBC London News The One Show EastEnders MasterChef Not Going Out EastEnders Still Game BBC News at Ten BBC London News

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Secrets in the Attic 5 News at 5 Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight The Yorkshire Vet Casebook Bargain Loving Brits in the Sun Do the Right Thing with Eamonn and Ruth Under Siege 5 News Under Siege Super Casino

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Digging these good vibrations R E C E N T LY t h e G o o d V i b r a t i o n s Singing Sessions performed a concert in aid of Age Concern, Estepona and Manilva at the Huber Plataforma de Arte in Calle San Antonio, Estepona. T h e c h o i r, u n d e r t h e d i r e c t i o n o f Clarice Williams, is newly formed and this was their first public appearance. They were excellent and all who attended were impressed by the standard they had reached in a short space of time. Thanks are due to Gabriella for the use of the venue. The choir is a m i x e d a b i l i t y, m u l t i - c u l t u r a l , m u l t i genre singing group, which meets in Estepona. The emphasis is on learning to sing in a variety of styles and harmonies in a fun environment, expressing one’s self through song and connecting to a lyric, hence the programme had something for everyone. Songs from the shows, and top hits were two of the styles on offer and it ended with an ABBA sing-along for all present to join in.

Age Concern, Estepona and Manilva, are delighted to be linked to the choir in helping older people in the community and are grateful for the support shown. More elderly people are requesting advice and help than ever and the money raised through ticket sales and the raffle will go to support the volunteers working in the field. If you’re interested in joining Clarice’s choir go to Find Your Voice Vocal Studio on Facebook.

SWEET SOUNDS: Some of the choir in full song.

Age Concern shop open for business The Age Concern shop is in Calle Zaragoza, Estepona and is open Monday to Friday from 10am to 1.30pm plus the first Saturday in the month. The road works in Estepona are ongoing in Calle Zaragoza but access to the shop has been maintained. If you want donations collected please call 951 318 234 and speak to the Duty Manager.

Treading the boards THESPA will hold their monthly meeting at the Masonic Hall, Los Boliches on Wednesday March 28 at 7.30pm. This month they are presenting Effie’s Burning by Valerie Windsor starring Shirley Knauf and Julie Payne, directed by Geoffrey Stansfield. The play takes place in a hospital in the present. Effie seems a simple soul but Dr Kovac is shocked by her story. Was she injured in an accident? How will the revelations affect the doctor’s future? Terry is serving melon and orange (starter), tender chicken breast wrapped in bacon with seasonal vegetables (main), fresh cream gateau (dessert) and coffee. The vegetarian option (on request) is vegetarian lasagne. After the meal they will present A Cut in the Rates by Alan Ayckbourne starring Lydia Thomas, Libby Campion and Richard Hughes, di-

SPECIAL CONCERT: Raised funds.

GREAT NIGHT: At Thespa’s last meeting.

rected by Janet Gillett The play takes place in a townhouse somewhere in UK. When Miss Pickart calls about the rates she has a strange experience. Is all what it seems? In order to reserve a place, please email thespabook ing@gmail.com (or leave a message on 622 454 422).

They need to know exactly how many in your party and their names and any special dietary requirements. Please let them know no later than Sunday March 25, leaving a contact number or email address. Please remember that members pay €16 for the evening and guests €18. It

would be much appreciated if you could bring the correct amount to avoid giving change A reminder that membership renewal continues for 2018. They look forward to welcoming members new and old to support the group. Membership remains at €10.

Tribute to Roy Alan THE Sailing Club in Benalmadena held a special concert in tribute to Roy Alan with performances by the Costa Soul Singers and A Touch of Class Choirs. Two of the best choirs on the coast livened up and gave good cheer to the public on a cold winter’s evening in Puerto Marina in Benalmadena and the organiser, Debbie Geater, gave a heartfelt speech in tribute to Roy Alan. Also a charity raffle took place with some wonderful prizes. This special concert has raised €1,025 in aid of Cudeca Hospice.

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food & drink This week Celebrity Chef from TV’s Ready Steady Cook & Master Chef Steven Saunders, proprietor of The Little Geranium in La Cala prepares to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day, March 17

Food fit for 007

Steven Saunders FMCGB The Little Geranium La Cala de Mijas & Marbella

www.thelittlegeranium.com SAINT PATRICK was a fifth century British Christian bishop in southern Ireland. Known as the ‘Apostle of Ireland’, he was the primary patron Saint of Ireland. The dates of Saint Patrick’s life cannot be fixed with certainty, but there is broad agreement that he was active as a missionary in Ireland during the second half of the fifth cen-

tury. Early medieval tradition credits him with being the first bishop of Armagh and they regard him as the founder of Christianity in Ireland. Saint Patrick’s Day is celebrated on March 17, the supposed date of his death. It is celebrated inside and outside Ireland as a religious and cultural holiday. It is like a celebration of Ireland itself. We have a lot of Irish clients, we love them as they are generally foodies, they love my creative cuisine and they love to drink! We have a lot of stock so they are always welcome! So this week in preparation for the special celebration we will be dressing the restaurant with a little green, which has become associated with Catholics in Ireland, and we will also have some classic Irish dishes on the menu. So what do you eat on Saint Patrick’s Day? Irish stew, corned beef and cabbage, Irish soda bread, champ potatoes and colcannon. I recall cooking for Pierce Brosnan at The Pink Geranium around 1991. His hometown

was Navan in Ireland although he has lived in the US for many years. He was with his adorable wife Cassandra and she announced to me that night that he was going to be the next James Bond 007, “but don’t say a word” she said! I always felt privileged that I knew about him becoming James Bond years before it actually happened. He didn’t get the role of 007 until 1994. His wife (who sadly died a short time later) told me that he was destined for 007 and it was her dying ambition. It hadn’t occurred to me then that she was being quite literal. So what does 007 like to eat? Well with Saint Patrick’s Day looming Pierce said …. “any chance of colcannon?” “Yep sure!” I said having no clue what colcannon actually was. I went into the kitchen and I called a friend who is a well-known Irish chef, Richard Corrigan. I couldn’t get hold of him but I spoke to one of his chefs who knew the dish and explained it to me. A little embarrassing but as an English chef

Traditional Irish colcannon COLCANNON is unique and has become popular on many chefs’ menus worldwide. The word colcannon is from the Gaelic ‘cal ceannann,’ which literally means ‘white-headed cabbage’. In the past, charms were mixed in with the colcannon. Depending on what charm you found it was seen as a prediction for the future. A button meant you would remain a bachelor and a thimble meant you would remain a spinster for the coming year. A ring meant you would get married and a coin meant you would come into wealth. Others filled their socks with colcannon and hung them from the handle of the front door in the belief that the first man through the door would be their future husband!

Colcannon Ingredients serves approx 4

Approx 2kg potatoes (or about 8 large potatoes) 1 head of green cabbage or kale 250ml cream 150g unsalted butter, cut into cubes 4-5 scallions (spring onions) chopped (optional) Salt and pepper Fresh parsley to finish

Method

Peel potatoes and boil in seasoned water with a little olive oil. While the potatoes are cooking, remove the core from the cabbage, and slice the leaves thinly. Put a pan of boiling water on and keep at a slow-rolling boil ready to cook the cabbage. When the potatoes are soft and a knife can ride through

them, drain the water and return the potatoes to the saucepan. Leave them on a low heat with the lid off so that any excess moisture can evaporate and they can dry out. When they are perfectly dry, add the cream to the saucepan, along with a third of the butter and the chopped scallions. It is ready when the butter has melted. Now drop the cabbage into the boiling water and cook for about one minute, keeping it nice and green and a little al dente. When the cabbage is cooked, drain it well, squeeze to get any excess moisture out, then return to the saucepan. Add one-third of the butter to the cabbage. Leave it covered in a warm place, but not on a burner, with the butter melting gently into it. With a potato masher or a fork, mash the potatoes thoroughly into the butter/cream mix. Now mix the buttered cabbage thoroughly through the mashed potato, along with the spring onions (optional) Before serving, season with a little salt and white pepper and sprinkle with lots of fresh chopped parsley. Now traditionally make a well in the centre of your mound of potato and put the last third of the butter in there to melt. Serve!

Irish crispy garlic potatoes

A favourite on The Little Geranium menus, these crispy little potatoes are finished in a pan with loads of garlic and butter.

I had not come across it before and in 1991 we had no Google!! So I prepared some colcannon and served it up with his beef fillet and then went out to see him. He was holding his wife’s hand. He looked up and said … “Hey that colcannon was the best I’ve had.” “My pleasure” I said acting as though I had cooked it many times before! A few years later I was at an event in London and George Best was there. He was Northern Irish but the Catholics celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day in Northern Ireland as well. I was with some other well-known chefs and we were all in awe of George. He came over to our table and said, “hey chef… I like to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.” We laughed out loud and I raised a glass to him. Later we met at the bar and he said … “You know in 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life!” With happy memories like this it’s hardly surprising that I love the Irish! Here is my colcannon recipe but it’s also worth noting that you can make a colcannon soup using the same ingredients. I have included one other favourite Irish potato dish that is also great. Enjoy St Patrick’s Day! Colcannon good enough for 007!

Ingredients for 4 8 potatoes (choose ones that are good for chipping) peeled and cut into 2cm cubes 4 cloves garlic peeled and sliced thinly per person 2 cloves garlic chopped and crushed per person Maldon salt White pepper Chopped parsley 125g soft butter Olive oil

Method

Very simply blanch the potatoes in a low fryer approx 120/140c until tender for approx five minutes. Remove and allow them to rest. They should be tender and pale looking, check with a knife and if not tender put them back for a few mins. Heat the fryer to about 190C. When at temperature put the potatoes in the fryer and cook until golden brown and crisp. Meanwhile heat a non-stick frying pan on the stove and pour in two tablespoons of oil and add the sliced garlic (not the crushed) cook gently so that the garlic doesn’t colour. Remove the crisp potatoes from the fryer and drop them into your frying pan and toss and stir well Now add the soft butter and allow it to bubble and cover the potatoes, at this point add the crushed garlic and cook for 30 seconds. (The reason we don’t add the crushed garlic earlier is because it will burn if too hot) Season well and drain onto tissue paper. Toss over loads of chopped parley and Maldon salt and serve in little bowls. in the centre of the table. Yum!

You can email Steven your questions or enquiries to: steven@thelittlegeranium.com. Steven Saunders FMCGB - The Little Geranium, La Cala de Mijas & Marbella www.thelittlegeranium.com

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Story of a young musician Photo Credit: Barry Lewis flickr

by John Redfern

WHEN I was 13 years of age, a Glasgow musician started to arrive in sound on a simple transistor radio I owned. His name was Lonnie Donegan and he had finally broken the back of music in Britain that was accepted as the norm. The music was called skiffle. Skiffle was adapted from country blues groups in the pre-war American south with improvised instruments. I was just 13 but knew I had to get into this music so made myself a tea chest bass. Tea chests in the 50’s and 60’s were the most common way of transporting materials by sea or land and were lined inside with silver foil which was ripped out and given to various charities. I got hold of a tea chest, painted it red, bought myself a sink plunger and replaced the small handle with a broom stale. Then I drilled a small hole at the top of the broom stale and inserted a

MUSIC TO THE EARS: All you need to start your own skiffle group.

length of heavy cord, tied a knot then drilled in the corner of the tea chest another hole, inserted the other end of the cord and secured it. Got myself a tea chest bass... Yippee. My mate at the time owned a washboard, which his Mum used for washing clothes in the dolly tub. The washboard which was another tool that was used for washing at the end of the 20th century was made of galvanised steel in a wooden frame, but in the early 21st century manufacturers made them of ribbed glass with a rust resistant frame in brass. Anther instrument was born to skiffle. Players of the washboard, with the aid of a thimble, used to skiffle up and down the board to make a percussion sound. With the help of an acoustic guitar player who could play three chords we performed at church halls and community centres. I was just a young lad who wanted to pursue my future in music, the tea chest bass never matched the root note of the chords of the guitarist, but for some reason the audience loved it! I then formed my own folk group but that’s another story.

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Puzzles Code Breaker

Play on Words MAIL MALE

Kenny Corris I For Readings, Consultations and Castings email: kennycorris@hotmailcom / www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 / Tel: 965 878 424

CIRCUI

Answers: Postman. Short circuit.

You may very well have to put your hand in your pocket this week, but it is for all the right reasons that you do so. Rewards will come back to you this week in what is a highly charged situation, which will not only serve to boost income, but point you to a future source of income that will relieve current economic uncertainty.

Word Wheel The goal of a word wheel puzzle is to create as many words possible with the letters in the word wheel. You can only use each letter once and every word must have the letter in the centre of the wheel. Can you find the 9 letter word?

Step by step, and in your inspired energies things are coming together as alternatives now seem to be the best bet for you. With the occlusion of Mercury, channels of communication appear to be open, but whatever you have to say right now may very well fall on deaf ears. They will not be anything you could ever regret! Paused and ready, you are yet again awaiting instructions when it is clear that you should be taking the bull by the horns right now. If your own wishes, hopes and desires appear to be being ignored then it could be that you are losing faith in yourself. Trust that what comes next should be your right, and absolutely yours alone. If somebody has bitten off more than they can chew then, of course, you could help them to shoulder the burden. However, nobody has the right to put upon you. You are right not to respond to a recent request because you can see what is behind it, and the complications it will involve. Don’t walk on eggshells and speak your mind this week! If somebody has to be left to sulk to get over their own induced traumas then you have more important things to do right now. Aspects of the Sun in absolute with the third house bode caution and tact this week, and you should extricate yourself from an event you well know you are secretly dreading. There is more to life than this! As you generally love what you do it will show, and your creativity comes into play this week as you take time for some much needed rest and relaxation. With no immediate agenda, allow yourself to relax and tune into that inner you. You may even like what you find. Saturn bears great influence on a matter currently on hold. Try to balance things in your favour this week as the negative aspects of a current situation have been examined and appear to be working against you. Have your say, but you have already made your decision, and, since it is the right one you have to be strong and carry through all of your very best intentions, come what may. Current Astrological pressures see you remaining static for a period of time. This gives you the chance to get your act together whilst sending a strong message out that you are not to be messed with! Somebody is coming around to your viewpoint, but just remember to tell them that you will do things your way and when it’s right. Focus on your immediate needs, there will be time to work with others once you are more settled, and less angry! Do nothing right now because you are not to give in to pressure; especially since you know that the somebody has negative views and is putting pressure onto the situation. In hindsight you would never have got involved. Needing guidance right now leave no stone unturned in finding out who is the real culprit right now. Even though what you have feared is no longer any threat to you, it is hard to come to terms with what comes next. It is your key focus to ensure that those who seek to control the situation know that you know what you do! As you continue to be sorely tested, know that however dim, it is the light at the end of the tunnel that is your true motivation right now. You have developed an inner strength that will not allow anyone in, unless they are a part of your destiny; and your journey is about to get a lot easier, through your consistent beliefs and faith. Take control and take on power. This inspiration takes you upwards to where you should be. Your trusty Neptune is well charged with Sun action from earlier this month, and now you truly are good to go, and ready to look at any alternative that bears in mind that truly it is you who calls the shots, in the meantime of now.

Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 10 represents T and 18 represents W, so fill in T every time the figure 10 appears and W every time the figure 18 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Kenny’s Postbag Kenny, I am noticing disturbances in my house and I can sense that something is wrong. My husband says that I am crazy, but my dog no longer goes into the spare bedroom! Claire P. Dogs sense Spirit presences, especially in

their own territory…. maybe they are better than husbands at it! When people use the word disturbance it can be something unbearably scary. I do not feel this with you but I think that you should ask whoever it is to go. Be kind but be firm. If this doesn’t work, or if things change then call me to arrange an appointment to sort things out!

Kenny Corris Don't forget to email or message me with your Postbag Questions!. Check out my new website: www.kennycorris.net

For Birthday Celebrants Change caution into freedom as a respect to yourself in this Astrological year ahead. Make waves and strive for what you instinctively know is right for you, and remember, anyone who really loves you, will never hold you back from your dreams.

The 9 letter word is:

Kakuro Fill all the empty squares using the numbers 1 to 9, so that the sum of each horizontal block equals the ‘clue’ on its left, and the sum of each vertical block equals the clue on its top. No number may be used in the same block more than once.

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More Puzzles Cryptic

Across 1 Famous Shakespearian actor, one seen in musical (7) 5 Some echo relieves boring task (5) 8 Get to share a cheap piece (5) 9 Many very angry at being duped (7) 10 Plague cures go wrong (7) 11 She's caught in the beam (5) 12 Go round capital (5) 14 Squander, say, part of the body (5) 19 Spreads out nurses after operation (5) 21 To clarify matters was once simple (7) 23 Smoothing things out at the end of the day (7) 24 Cheer up a source of inspiration (5) 25 Trials for important matches (5) 26 Streets confused the examiners (7)

English - Spanish

Futoshiki

Down 1 Some progressive woman who's monstrous (6) 2 I did have a gardening implement, by the sound of it, in a state (5) 3 Get left in scratchin' her itch? (7) 4 Chair for a biker (6) 5 Board game commences with children holding every single square (5) 6 Gets in boats at sea (7) 7 Did see exotic whirlpools (6) 13 Pathetic plea to be more economical (7) 15 Seems dad has turned against fruit (7) 16 Humble fashions start trend (6) 17 Importance of delay, we hear (6) 18 If not the United Nations has a smaller amount (6) 20 Mistakes made on the cricket field (5)

Fill in the squares so that each digit from 1 to 6 occurs exactly once in each row and column. Greater-than and less-than signs indicate the relationship of the two adjacent squares. There is only one solution, and you can find it without guessing.

The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English.

Across 1 Strike (of workers) (6) 4 Flower (4) 8 Mouse (5) 9 Blonde (5) 10 Flag (of country) (7) 14 Young girl (5)

15 Muñeca (anatomía) (5) 16 Eight (4) 17 Poetry (6) Down 1 Daño (4) 2 Establecer (9) 3 Ginebra (3)

5 Bibliotecas (9) 6 Tejado (4) 7 Verdadero (4) 11 Cerca (indicando proximidad) (4) 12 Eco (sonido) (4) 13 Other (f) (4) 15 Quién (3)

Quick

Across 1 Drops (5) 4 Selects (7) 8 Check closely (7) 9 Crustaceans (5) 10 Came before (8) 11 Subdivision of a particular kind of thing (4) 13 Rubbish (6) 14 Assisted (6) 17 Nothing (4) 19 Brings to a destination (8) 22 Pass along (5) 23 Reflecting light (7) 24 Decreases in size, range or extent (7) 25 Conjecture (5) Down 1 Having a sharp inclination (5) 2 Closest (7) 3 Shook in the cold (8) 4 Mentally quick and resourceful (6) 5 On one occasion (4) 6 Provoking fear or terror (5) 7 Hang (7) 12 Determining (8) 13 Scaly reptiles (7) 15 Exact (7) 16 Animals (6) 18 Measuring device (5) 20 Indications (5) 21 Sacred song (4)

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Word Ladder Can you by changing 1 letter at a time, get from the first word to the last word in the given number of moves?

HOME 1 2 3 4

PARK

Sudoku

Fill the grid so every column and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1-9

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More Puzzles Irregular Soduku Wordsearch:

2 Broke Girls

DOWN

1. 10 across squared

1. A square

4. 5 across plus one

2. 6 down squared

5. 11 down minus 21 across

3. See 21 across

7. A square

4. See 20 down

8. 4 down plus two

6. Three quarters of 16 across

10. Nine times 18 across

7. 10 down squared

12. 19 across squared

9. 11 down squared

13. 7 across squared

10. Four times 5 across

14. Three times 21 down

11. 21 down plus 16 across

16. Twice 18 down

15. 4 down squared

18. See 10 across

17. 5 across plus 6 down

19. See 12 across

18. 5 across minus 18 across

21. 3 down plus 4 down

20. 4 down reversed

22. 14 across squared

21. 1 down plus 3 down

Quiz

BUCKS CORPORATION, accept STARMARIA, 5. MELTING POT, 6. STAR3. SEVENTEENTH (1652 ), 4. TIA 1. FRASIER, 2. NETHERLANDS (Joure), Answers

Not a lot of people know that... Coffee houses in Mecca became a concern of imams who viewed them as places for political gatherings and drinking. They were banned for Muslims between 1512 and 1524.

COFFEE

BUCKS, 7. ALL SAINTS, 8. JOHANN SE-

ford were the original members of which English girl group who topped the UK singles charts in October 2000 with Black Coffee? 8. Which German composer was inspired to compose the humorous Coffee Cantata, about dependence on the beverage? 9. Which Italian dessert consists of layers of sponge cake soaked with coffee and brandy or liqueur layered with mascarpone cheese and topped with grated chocolate? 10. Which South American country is the largest coffee-producing nation in the world?

BASTIAN BACH, 9. TIRAMISU,

September 29 is International Coffee Day 1. Characters from which American sitcom often visited the local coffee shop, Café Nervosa? 2. Coffee brand Douwe Egberts was founded in which European country in 1753? 3. In which century did London's first coffeehouse open in St Michael's Alley, Cornhill? 4. The main flavour ingredients of which dark liqueur are coffee beans, Jamaican rum, vanilla, and sugar, blended to an alcoholic content of 26.5%? 5. What was the title of Blue Mink's 1969 Top Three hit single that contained the line: ‘And turn out coffee-coloured people by the score’? 6. Which American coffee company and coffeehouse chain was founded in Seattle, Washington in 1971? 7. Melanie Blatt, Shaznay Lewis and Simone Rain-

ACROSS

10. BRAZIL

Cross Figure

MAX CAROLINE HAN EARL OLEG DINER SOPHIE PEACH JOHNNY CANDY ANDY CUPCAKE BUSINESS BROKE PRISON HORSE CHESTNUT

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More Puzzles Giant Crossword ACROSS 1 Make hostile 9 Sliced to bits, as a potato 14 Quibble 19 Used with both ears 20 Love, in Lido 21 Like a lamb 22 Eleanor Roosevelt's successor chars beef and pork? 25 Step foot in 26 Pluralizable word 27 By means of 28 D.C.'s nation 30 "The Cosby Show" actress defeats a jungle beast? 37 Lamb's cry 40 Org. for cavity fillers 41 Suffix with election 42 High volcano in Europe 43 "La La Land" costar makes an animated fish docile? 52 First episode 53 Actor Hale 54 " big girl now" 55 Piece of lifting lingerie 58 "Mixed Nuts" actress successfully woos a seamster? 65 Ivanisevic of tennis 66 "C mo ?" (Jorge's greeting) 67 Tiptoed about 68 Smear (on) 70 Female pastor, e.g. 75 Poet Gallagher 76 Deep dislike 78 Battery pole 79 Some iPods 81 "Crazy" singer cuts a gossipy meddler's fingernails? 87 Comedian Schumer

88 Wade's rival 89 Top 40 tunes 90 Big name in tractors 92 "Gidget" star challenges the head of a college? 98 Frozen drink brand 101 Savings plan, for short 102 Holiday in Vietnam 103 Divs. of a ton 104 1980s astronaut irritates a peeress? 113 tight leash 114 Poet's p.m. 115 Ray of McDonald's 116 Brewery kilns 120 "Buttons and Bows" singer stashes away dozens of cases of classic soda? 127 Habituate 128 Circus venue 129 Part of PG 130 Franklin's belief in God 131 Burdened 132 "No turning back now!" DOWN 1 Singer Lane 2 Debt security 3 Research center: Abbr. 4 Prop for art 5 Grain (cereal bar brand) 6 Airport landing abbr. 7 Greek letter #19 8 Graceful tree 9 Talked too long 10 Permeate 11 "See how many there are," informally 12 Be off target

13 Fox's home 14 Sky streaker 15 Declares 16 By means of 17 Know instinctively 18 Classroom instruction 23 Year, to Jorge 24 Hot tub site 29 Gasteyer of "Mean Girls" 31 Roosted 32 Busyness 33 Hohum 34 Queen, e.g. 35 Hosp. sites 36 Singer Sayer 37 Queen, e.g. 38 ABA or AMA part: Abbr. 39 Uncertainty of meaning 44 Large tour vehicle 45 Sky shiner 46 Loop trains 47 Eastern ideal 48 Actress on NBC's "The Brave" 49 Leaf, Sentra and Maxima 50 Ambulance VIP 51 "Serpico" author Peter 55 1990 Jamie Lee Curtis action thriller 56 Birds of Arabian myth 57 Torah cases 59 WWII female enlistee 60 Got some air 61 TorontotoDetroit dir. 62 Midori on ice 63 War zone of the '60s 64 Spoke slowly and solemnly 68 L (drug treating Parkinson's) 69 Actor West 71 Prefix with lateral

72 Actor Silver 73 PreF string 74 Vetoing vote 77 Gore Vidal's Breckinridge 80 Beatty and Buntline 82 Cheat 83 Tell untruths 84 " be a pleasure!" 85 Exams for some jrs. 86 Yemeni, e.g. 91 Navy off. 92 Salt, in Paris 93 Disposed 94 "... and yet here we " 95 Burgundy or maroon 96 Kinsman: Abbr. 97 Greek letter #7 98 Prefix with lateral 99 Frank 100 May of film 105 A long time 106 Alter, in a way, as a skirt 107 Seat holders 108 Actress Rich 109 Actress Lindsay 110 warrior 111 Prescription amounts 112 Onenamed New Age musician 117 Tennis units 118 Baht earner 119 Sediment 121 Rapa (Easter Island) 122 TV's Linden 123 Manmouse linkup 124 Disposed 125 Cheer yell 126 Soft and

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Boggled How many English words can you find in the Boggled grid, according to the following rules? • The letters must be adjoining in a ‘chain’. They can be adjacent horizontally, vertically or diagonally. • Words must contain at least four letters and may include singular and plural or other derived forms. • No letter may be used more than once within a single word, unless it appears twice. • No vulgarities or proper nouns are permitted.

TARGET • Average: 17 • Good: 24 • Very good: 35 • Excellent: 45 SCORING 4 letters: 1 point 5 letters: 2 points 6 letters: 3 points 7 letters: 5 points 8 or more letters: 11 points

Nonagram How many English words of four letters or more can you make from the nine letters in our Nonagram puzzle? Each letter may be used only once (unless the letter appears twice). Each word MUST CONTAIN THE CENTRE LETTER (in this case L) and there must be AT LEAST ONE NINE LETTER WORD. Plurals, vulgarities or proper nouns are not allowed.

• Average: 12 • Good: 17 • Very good: 24 • Excellent: 31

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health ON average humans sleep for about onethird of their lives and it may seem obvious that sleep is valuable, but all we know is when we’ve slept well we are ready to take on the world, as opposed to sleepless nights when we want to hide under a rock. Scientists have spent decades going to great lengths to fully understand the benefits of sleep. Studies on humans and animals alike have disclosed that sleep is important in immune function, metabolism, memory, learning and other functions. Our minds are surprisingly busy when we sleep. Memories can be strengthened, and learnt skills cemented in place, a process called consolidation. Sleep is a key part of a healthy lifestyle, and has multiple benefits to the heart, weight and mind. Here are some benefits 1. Sleep improves the capacity for learning. Whether it’s a language or a new board game, sleep re-enforces memories and learning patterns. 2. Creativity is boosted after a good

The benefits of a good night’s sleep sleep. It strengthens emotional components in memory, linked to improved creativity. 3. Sharpens attention, especially in children. A lack of sleep can be detrimental to learning and the school environment. 4. Sleep can help with weight loss. Research has shown that dieters who are well rested lose more fat. Well slept dieters felt less hungry than tired dieters. So if you’re starting a diet, consider an earlier bedtime. 5 A good night’s sleep can lower blood pressure. Stress and sleep are powerfully connected and both have a bearing on cardiovascular health. SWEET DREAMS: Sleeping well is good for your health.

Stem cell hope for premature ageing SCIENTISTS say they have successfully grown functioning pituitary cells in the lab from stem cells, which could treat premature ageing disease. They said when the cells were transplanted to rats with a damaged pituitary gland, they restored hormone levels and helped to treat the rare

premature ageing condition known as hypopituitarism. They hope these results will pave the way for treating the human form of the disease. The pituitary gland helps keep us on an even keel and regulates growth and metabolism, producing hormones

which control other glands in the body. People with hypopituitarism have problems with this ‘master gland’ which means their brains are unable to produce or release enough of certain key hormones, and this can lead to dwarfism in children and premature ageing in adults.

RUNNING INJURIES: Can be caused by unsuitable trainers.

Poor fitting footwear can lead to injuries

STEM CELLS: Restorative.

RUNNING may not be as good for your health as you think. Research by the College of Podiatry found that running typically leaves people nursing injuries for around 26 days each year. Their study found that ignoring foot or leg pain meant 13 per cent were forced to give up sport or running completely because it got worse, and half of people who take up a new sport or running get injured by wearing the wrong footwear.

Two-thirds of those asked admitted they do not replace trainers or running shoes until they fall apart, and 43 per cent confessed they’ve carried on using uncomfortable footwear, because they look good, despite the pain. Wearing the wrong shoes for running can lead to injuries such as shin splints, calf problems, lower back pain and hamstring strains. One in four had to get hospital treatment for their injury which

then puts people off their good intentions to run and exercise. The average Brit has two pairs of trainers, but only 19 per cent had a proper fitting before buying and 33 per cent never tried them on having bought them online. The College of Podiatry recommends shoes are professionally fitted, should be at least 1cm longer than the longest toe and should be fitted in the afternoon or evening when feet are at their longest.

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health JUST a brief, brisk walk, can add years to your life. Experts say that 15 minutes of daily exercise is enough for older adults to see big benefits to their health, with this activity being linked to a 22 per cent lower risk of an early death. Researchers carried out a study on two groups of people to see if lower levels of exercise could be as beneficial as the recommended 150 minutes each week. One group of 1,011 French people aged 65 in 2001, were followed over a period of 12 years while the second, an international group, of 122,417 people aged 60, was followed over 10 years. Participants’ activity was measured in Metabolic Equivalent of Task (MET) minutes each week, assessing the amount of calories used per minute of physical activity. The recommended levels of exercise equate to between 500 and 1,000 MET minutes every week. Researchers found that the risk of death fell as the

Is your skin revealing a healthy glow? WHAT does your face say about your health? From rosy cheeks to patches under the eyes, experts say your complexion can reveal a lot about your lifestyle. Facial colouration seems to be the most important in determining how healthy someone looks. Research has identified that faces with lighter, redder, or yellower skin were seen as the healthiest and there are some biological processes associated with these colours. Lighter skin is associated with the ability to absorb more vitamin D. Greater redness may indicate more efficient circulation and blood supply to the skin, and people with yellower skin tend to have healthier diets, rich in fruit and vegetables. Tanning also increases skin yellowness and makes faces appear healthier, but the yellowness brought about from a healthy diet is obviously preferred to tanning.

Go for a walk to lengthen your life

GET WALKING: Just 15 minutes can be beneficial. level of exercise increased, and compared to those people who were inactive, older adults with low, medi-

um and high activity levels had a 22 per cent, 28 and 35 per cent lower risk of death, respectively, show-

ing that even smaller amounts of exercise can boost life expectancy and improve health.

Ask the optician what is colour-blindness? Amrik Sappal, Store Director, Specsavers Opticas Fuengirola MANY animals, including dogs, and even some humans can’t see in colour the way most people can. So today, we wanted to share more information about this interesting aspect of our sight. What makes us able to see colours? Our ability to see colours depends on the lightsensitive cells in the retina, called rods and cones. The rods are arranged around the edge of the retina and are sensitive to dim light. The cones are sensitive to bright light and, importantly, colour. They are positioned right in the centre of the retina. That’s why when you want to see what colour something is, you look directly at it. It’s much more difficult to tell what colour something is if you can only just see it out of the corner of your eye. Why are some people colour blind? Some people’s cones don’t work properly, which means that they can’t see colour at all. Fortunately, it’s quite rare. Much more common is a form of colour-blindness where reds and greens get mixed up. About seven men in every 100 and four women in every 10,000 have this kind of colour-blindness. How can I tell if my child is colour blind? We use something called the Ishihara test to identify colour blindness in children. The optician will show them a number of plates which are printed with dots of different colours, brightness, density and sizes, arranged so that the dots of similar colour form a figure (eg a number) among a background of differently-coloured dots. This will give you a clear diagnosis. To find your nearest store and book an eye test visit www.specsavers.es.

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AIR CONDITIONING AIRFLOW Air conditioning for cooling and heating units. Professional, fully guaranteed installations. Tel: 952 443 222 (256685) AIR CONDITIONING. Quality installations. Free quotations. All areas covered. EnviroCare, 21 years experience Heating and cooling products. 952 663 141 www.envirocarespain.com (257522) AIR CONDITIONING by Cool and Cosy. The family company that cares. Installation and repairs. Quality machines. EsoSense movement sensor supplied and fitted for 80 euros. Coin meters supplied and fitted from 260 euros. For other energy-saving products, visit www.coolandcosy.es Tel 952 935 513 (248173) ECONOCOOL – Top quality air-conditioning installed from €500. Service, Repairs & Re-Gas from €50. Top Quality Installations. All Areas Covered. Chris – 662 427 396 econocool@hotmail.es (258007)

AIR CONDITIONING

ADVANCED CLEANING ADVANCED CLEANING SERVICES. Professional Carpet, Upholstery Cleaning, 27 Years Experience, Wet/Dry Clean. Honest, Reliable Service. 678 808 837 / 952 669 701 Or Email acservs@outlook.com (252581)

AIRPORT TRANSFERS TRANSFER AIRPORT COSTA DEL SOL. Personal Chauffeur with Car. +34 648 503 909 (Whatsapp /Viber) (256479)

ANTIQUES WANTED! All types of antiques, paintings, jewellery, watches, silver etc. Any condition. Immediate cash settlement. For more information call into Anthony’s Antiques and Jewellers shops, extensive premises at C/Ramon y Cajal 40, Fuengirola. Mobile 609 529 633. Telephone 952 588 795. (201522)

CAMPER/CARAVANS CAMPER VANS, CARAVANS, MOBILE HOMES, BOATS AND ALL PLANT, DIGGERS, DUMPERS, MOTORBIKE, CARS AND COMMERCIALS WANTED. BEST PRICE PAID CASH TODAY, ANY REGISTRATION WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837. (252581)

CLEANING SERVICES PROFESSIONAL Carpet And Upholstery Cleaning, 27 Years Experience, Wet/Dry Clean. Honest, Reliable. 678 808 837, 952 669 701, acservs@outlook.com (252581) RUGS FITTED CARPETS, Upholstery Including Leather Cleaned On Site 685 524 921 (252581)

ELECTRICIAN ELECTRICIAN All Areas covered - Richard on 687352358 or email richi@europe.com All instalations & maintanance. Surge Protection, Garden Lights, Upgrades, Boletins. (256206)

FURNITURE THE WAREHOUSE – We Buy A Single Item To A FULL House Clearance – 602 610 103 Furniture Wanted, Same Day Collection, Also House Clearance And Removals. 602 610 103 (252581)

ANIMALS / PETS

INSURANCE

GARDENING PROFESSIONAL garden services from Fuengirola to Estepona. All aspects of gardening and full maintenance and landscaping, free quotes, competitive prices. Contact Andrew 600 259 981 Andrew@gardenprofessionals.com (259525) GARDEN & POOL MAINTENANCE – from €120 per month products included, from Benalmadena to Marbella. www.ricardogardens.es RICARDO 637 160 129. (257682) www.jardin-garden.es All types of garden & pool maintenance. Free estimates. 10 years professional service on the coast. T: 666 953 892. E: benalandrew@yahoo.es (257153)

GATES REPAIRS ELECTRIC GATE / GARAGE DOOR automation repaired. Free, no obligation quotation. Call Colin - 636 394 641

GLASS CURTAINS GLASS CURTAIN repairs, specialist in replacement of discoloured plastic strips that act as a seal between the glass panels. Call Julian 655 825 931 (258009)

GOLF LAS BRISAS Golf share. For Sale or Swap for anything valuable. Offers. Buy now, pay later. George 617 333 777.

HOUSE CLEARANCE THE WAREHOUSE – We Buy A Single Item To A Full House Clearance – 602 610 103 (252581)

INTERNET GET YOUR business noticed online! Make sure that expats in Spain can find your product, service, restaurant, bar or shop. Contact Spain’s newest and brightest online directory TODAY. Call 951 386 161 or email mark.w@ euroweeklynews.com for more details

IRRIGATION INSURANCE MOTOR INSURANCE. For the most competitive quotes in English call Linea Directa on 902 123 153, you could save as much as 30% and you can transfer your existing no claims bonus. Call Linea Directa on 902 123 153 for motor insurance with a human voice in English from Monday to Friday 9am to 6pm and save money now!

F&P-IRRIGATION: professional new sprinkler systems and repairs, 30 years’ experience. 14 days free trial, fixed price. Six Solid Rock Guarantees. Free quotation. 952 931 558 (258952) F&P PUMPS: pressure and pool pumps, service, sales and repairs Six Solid Rock Guarantees 952 931 558 (258952)

LOCKSMITHS 24/7 LSM INSURANCE. No fat singing blokes or trumpeting telephones, just professional service at the best prices for all your insurance needs including car, household, commercial, life, health and travel. Tel 952 578 008 or www.lsminsurance.biz for a quotation (257690)

LOCKSMITH EMERGENCY / APPOINTMENT. Doors Opened Without Damage, Locks Changed, Patio Doors And Windows Secured, 24 Hour Honest, Fast And Reliable Service. Call Paul 657 466 803 (T1) (251072) 24 HOUR LOCKSMITHS - Safe Engineers. 30 Years Experience, Call Daren Or Bob 952 660 233 667 668 673 www.securityofspain.com (240915)

OBITUARY

16th - 22nd March MOBILITY SENIORWORLD MOBILITY scooters, wheelchairs, stairlifts, nursing beds, rise ´n´ recline chairs and a large range of daily living aids for sale or hire. Visit our showroom in Los Boliches - or call on 952 663 131 or 670 964 181 for advice & best prices. (257631) www.Mobility-Spain.com The Mobility Wizards S.L. For all your mobility needs: Repairs, Rentals, Sales and Insurance. Call: 633 127 901/ 622 832 954. (259038) PREMIER MOBILITY SPAIN – Sale or Hire of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs & Walking Aids. Batteries & Tyres supplied & fitted. All types of repairs carried out i.e. Stair-lifts, Electric Bikes, Pool Pumps & TV’s. Call 603 263 157/663 956 018 / 951 542 184 (256218)

MOSQUITO SCREENS MOSQUITO NICK NO1 SPECIALIST FOR MOSQUITO SCREENS for all types of windows and doors. PRICE PROMISE/NEVER BEATEN ON PRICE!!! All types of screens: sliding, pull-down, pleated, fixed and ARCHED available in all colours including wood grain. Call Nick at 647 072 861, www.mosquitonick.ws (257078) (T1)

ACE OF SHADES - Don’t let the bugs get you! Available in enrollable, slider and pleated. Large choice of colours including wood effect. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / info@aceof shades.de sign (101730)

MOTORING AUTOMATIC gearbox specialist. Transmatic. All models including classic cars, serviced, repaired and reconditioned. Also 4x4 transfer boxes and power steering Call/fax 952 796 166 / 952 805 804 email: transmatic2005 @yahoo.com. www.transmatic.es (258783)

SELLING YOUR SPANISH CAR? PHONE Bill Brady for the best cash price. Stay safe and phone Bill on 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (257838)

SPANISH COURSES

MASSIVE SAVINGS AT BILL BRADY CARS has been established on the Costa del Sol since 1986, in which time he has helped thousands of expatriates to buy or sell their quality used Spanish cars and also keeping all the documentation simple so you understand all that is going on (which is important). You can contact Bill direct on 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 or billbrady cars.com (257838)

SALE PRICE HONDA CIVIC (DIESEL) 1.6 IDTEC. 2015 (Face lift model) One private owner 34’000 Klm (21’000 Mls) Full service history from Honda Marbella and 5year warranty. Leaving Spain hence this fabulous car at new low price of only 13’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbrady cars.com (257838)

SALE PRICE AUTOMATIC 4X4 NISSAN JUKE DIG-T 190 CV 2015 (Special order) 36’000 klm (22’000 mls) bought and serviced by Nissan. Cost 28’000 €, new to many extras to list see web page massive saving only WAS 17´995€ NOW16’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 or billbradycars.com (257838)

4X4 VW TOUAREG Automatic 3.2 Inj. Sept 2003 from private owner 135’000 klm (85’000 mls) Parking camera, DVD, sat navigation, Bluetooth, electric seats with leather. Full specification, l only 6’995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars .com. (257838)

SALE PRICE KIA SPORTAGE (Diesel) 4X2 1.7 CRDI 2013 One private owner 58’000 Klm (36’000 Mls) Not a rental or lease Jeep Metallic gold, parking sensors, alloy wheels and much more great value for money WAS 14’995€ NOW ONLY 13’995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 bill bradycars.com (257838)

PRICE SLASHED IT’S A BARGAIN 4X4 (DIESEL 1.9) SUZUKI GRAND VITARA SWB. 3 Door 2012 Mdl. 62’000 Klm (39’000 Mis) from private owner bought from Suzuki Malaga, parking sensors, used only as town Jeep Look at this low price WAS 10´995€ NOW 9,995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221, billbradycars.com

IDEAL TOWN OR FIRST CAR SEAT MII 2014 5 Door with only 50'000 Klm (31'000 Klm) From private owner new ITV (MOT) till 2020 drives and looks great. Leaving Spain hence this great offer, well under list price at only 5'995€ 952 838 842 / 608950221 billbradycars.com (257838)

TRADE IN TO CLEAR SKODA FABIA 1.4 Inj 2003/4 from private owner 40’000 Klm (25’000 Mls) ITV Oct 18 A/C, CD, drives great it’s only 2700€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 bill bradycars.com. (257838)

DIESEL RENAULT SCENIC 1.9 DCI 2006 from private owner 133’000 Klm (83’000 Mls) With full service history great MPV. For family or working and its only 3’995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars .com (257838)

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NEARLY NEW TOYOTA AYGO 2016 5 door one private owner 12’000 Klm (7’000 Mls) full service history and warranty from Toyota save a fortune its only 8’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbrady cars.com (257838)

2004 CITROEN C5 2.0 DIESEL automatic new ITV in very good condition throughout, lots of extras including alloys climate control €2,995. Tel: 695559939. (252347)

2005 NISSAN PRIMERA new model, 2.2 diesel 6 speed, in excellent condition throughout alloy air con, Sat Nav Spanish car €2,995. Tel: 695559939. (252347)

CLASSIC CITROEN 2cd 1981 LHD Spanish Car, only 50,000 KLM, Runs and drives, but has been stood for a while and needs a little TLC. Would make a really nice car €2,250 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

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MOTORING CITROEN XSARA Picasso, 1.6 Hdi, diesel, excellent condition, 100,000km. Right hand drive on Spanish plates, air con, alloy sets, new ITV, great car. €3,450. Tel: 695559939. (252347)

CLASSIC BMW 520 ISE 1982, RHD on Spanish plates, in good condition throughout, drives perfect, been here 22 years, only €995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

2004 RENAULT KANGO MULTISPACE 1.5 DCI, new ITV and tyres twin side doors, in excellent condition throughout, air con €2,495. Tel: 695559939. (252347)

HONDA CRV i-DTEC Diesel, Automatic, 2001, UK Reg, RHD. Full Leather, Climate control. Glass Electric Sunroof, Sat-Nav, Heated Seats. FSH, Parking Sensor. 121,000miles. Lovely condition, drives perfectly. MOT/Tax. €7,950 ONO. 666 912 202 (258494)

STORAGE

REMOVALS & STORAGE

2003 BMW 328.SE 4 door right hand drive, on Spanish plates. 1 owner from new, Full service History, silver with black leather, Alipina Alloys 3 sets of keys. Must be seen. €2,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

CLASSIC MERCEDES Convertible 1993 SL 300, 5 speed Auto, 24V LHD on English Plates, one previous owner, good condition throughout. Excellent Runner. 90,000 KLM. Hard Top €5,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

2013 OPEL CORSA 1.2 5 door, 61,000kms. (37,000miles) grey, electric windows locking, air condition, private teacher owner top of the class condition, 7,250 euros. See photo web page. www.robertsoncars-spain.com SAMANTHA .952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (259190)

REDUCED PRICE DIESEL RENAULT MEGANE SCENIC 2007 model 1.9 dci, one pilot owner, 5 door, champagne, ITV valid till Oct 2018 WAS 4,995 NOW 3,995 euros www.robertsoncarsspain.com SAMANTHA 952 832 173/ 608 658 785 (259190)

CLASSIC MERCEDES 190 E 2.0 Petrol, rare 4 speed manual 1991, Spanish car, in very good condition throughout. These cars are increasing in Value, only €2,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

REDUCED PRICE ONLY...24,000 KILOMETERS, DIESEL SKODA FABIA 2012 1.6 Elegance, 5 door, Black and white, FABULOUS FABIA WAS 8,995 NOW 8,500 euros see photo www.robertsoncarsspain.com SAMANTHA. 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (259190)

2007 DIESEL AUTOMATIC Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Ghia, with all extras including climate control. 1 owner from new. 120,000kms, with Ford service history. Metallic light blue. €4,750. Tel: 695559939 (252347)

REDUCED PRICE ONLY 23,000 KILOMETERS FORD KA, 2013, tomato red, cd. Lady owner. Immaculate like new, WAS 5,995 NOW 5,750 euros. See photo www.robertsonspain.com SAMANTHA 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (259190)

CABRIOLET RENAULT MEGANE 1.9 DCi, 130 CV, 2008, glass-roof, lots of equipment. ITV. Price 5.950€. Tel 608 180 900 (259414)

LANDROVER DISCOVERY 1998, 2.5 diesel Auto 5 door 7 seater, Air conditioning, Spanish car LHD, in very good condition for its year, new ITV. Excellent Runner €3,750 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

REDUCED PRICE ONLY 34,000 KILOMETERS DIESEL SEAT ALTEA 1.8TSI. 2009, 5 door, one owner, always garaged, immaculate must be seen. WAS 7,995… NOW…7,500 euros. www.robertsoncarsspain.com SAMANATHA 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (259190)

TOYOTA HIACE 2007. Panel Van 2.4. English plates RHD, In very good condition throughout. Tax and MOT. Ideal for Return Trip €1,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

OPEL ZAFIRA ENJOY 7 SEATER, 10/2006. 1.9 TDCi Diesel. Perfect condition. New ITV. Price 4,650€. Tel 608 180 900 (259414)

REMOVALS & STORAGE

MERCEDES ML270, 12/2002, Automatic, 148,000kms, 2 Owners, FSH, Silver, Leather, Sunroof, etc. 685 318 018 (259315)

FORD FIESTA Van, 2008, immaculate inside & out. ITV Dec. 2,995 Euros. 687 474 407 (259428)

MOTORING WANTED CARS, VANS, ANY REGISTRATION, INSTANT CASH, FINANCE / EMBARGO UK OR SPANISH 685 524 921. (252581) CARS, VANS UK OR SPANISH BOUGHT FOR CASH. FREE COLLECTION IN SPAIN/UK. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 OR 952 669 701. (252581) WANTED CARS AND VANS, FREE COLLECTION, SAME DAY 685 524 921. (252581)

CAR, VANS BOUGHT WITH/WITHOUT PAPERS. CASH WAITING 678 808 837. (252581) CAMPER VANS, CARAVANS, MOBILE HOMES, BOATS AND ALL PLANT, DIGGERS, DUMPERS, MOTORBIKE, CARS AND COMMERCIALS WANTED. BEST PRICE PAID CASH TODAY, ANY REGISTRATION WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837. (252581)

MOTORS FOR SALE MERCEDES ML270, 12/2002, Automatic, 148,000kms, 2 Owners, FSH, Silver, Leather, Sunroof, etc 685 318 018 (258486)

PETS ACE CHARITY “El Refugio” in La Cala de Mijas is a registered charity. We have on average 275 dogs in our care and we receive no help from the Town Hall or the Andalucian government. We desperately need foster homes and adoptants for our many dogs, especially the small ones and puppies who do not do well in a big shelter. We are grateful for any help offered, including donations of food and blankets. Visiting times are from 13.00 to 15.00 and you can always turn up or make an appointment by calling Denise on 669 018 736. Our website is www.acecharity.org where you can view all the dogs in our care. (93320) ADANA THE ANIMAL SHELTER IN ESTEPONA. We always need volunteers to walk and socialise with our dogs and help with cleaning. We also need good homes for our animals that you can see on www.adana.es. Kennels open every day 10-1.30, Camino de Casares, near Parque de los Pedregales, Estepona. (5 minutes from the Poligono) For more information call 952 113 467, available from 10.00am until 14.00pm. (93319)

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16th - 22nd March ARCH- Andalusian Rescue Centre for Horses welcomes visitors and volunteers to our stables every day from 9-11am. Come along and help out, or sponsor or adopt one of our horses, donkeys or ponies. We always need help with fund raising to look after the abandoned and abused animals. Our aim is to rescue, rehabilitate and re-home. We are a small friendly team - why not join us. Find us in Alhaurin el Grande, behind the Venta Miralmonte on the road from Alhaurin to Coin, ( A404), Urb. Viña Borrego, follow the yellow signs. Charity registered with the Junta de Andalusia No 8448. www.horserescuespain. org or info@horseres cues pain.org or archres

cue@yahoo.co.uk Tel 656 935 613 or 659 408 664 Our Charity shop is located in Calle Melendez Pelayo, just off Calle Gerald Brenan, Alhaurin el Grande. Tel:Liz 600 651 007. We always need volunteers and stock for the shop. We can also arrange collection. (93322) EURODOG Boarding Kennels & Cattery. Under new ownership by animal loving family. Large kennels and exercise yards, fully licensed and sanitary approved. Safe, secure and caring environment. Inspections welcome anyt ime. 5 minutes from Fuengirola 679 786 669 / 952 464 947 / www.eurodog.es (242538)

PETCARE PET HOTEL. Alhaurin el Grande. Holiday accommodation for dogs and cats. Heated/Air conditioned kennels available. Tel: 952 112 284 / 685 400 216 www.petcare spain.com. Find us on Facebook at Petcare Spain. (248877)

PLUMBERS

REMOVAL SERVICES

SEMI-RETIRED PLUMBER will undertake small installations & repairs. Mijas Costa. 691 117 090 (258023)

PROPERTY WANTED LAGUNA KENNELS AND CATTERY. Your pets lovingly cared for by English mother and daughter. Near Coin. lagunakennels@hot mail.com. Tel 952 112 021 606 838 983. (257625)

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sport FAST AND FURIOUS: Go-karts come in all shapes and forms.

A young man who is a devil of a driver EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW by John Smith THERE is a young man who was born in Villajoyosa in 2007 who is making a name for himself as a go-karting champion. Cruz Wilkes, whose parents moved to Spain from the UK in 2006, lives and works in the area with his father Kevin, a carpenter and his mother Suzanne, a teacher at the bilingual school Newton College in Elche. Cruz attends the same school and is fluent in three languages, English, Spanish and the regional dialect Valenciano. Since the age of five, the young man has been in a gokart and he trains four times a week and was so excited when he entered a competition for drivers under

seven and came in second. Since then he has been entering numerous competitions where he showed real talent, gaining numerous podium finishes in his category. In 2015 Cruz participated in his first full championship, the Valencian Championship, as the youngest competitor in his category, ending the season in third place. In 2106 Cruz participated in the Rotax Championship where he had to learn all about a completely different engine which he had never driven before, but still managed to finish in the top 10. Last year ’s season ended with Cruz securing second in the regional championship and his parents are proud of his achievements, especially as he has been up against drivers of big teams with the best equipment, mechanics and engines. He and his father are a team on a budget which makes it clear that his success is thanks to his driving ability. Cruz gained an interest in karting because his dad was subchampion in the regional

FEARLESS RACER: A champion in the making.

Lewis Hamilton made it to Formula One so one day I want to be just like him.

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championship in Spain in 1998/99, so when Cruz was very small he would go into the garage and sit in his dad’s go-kart and say when he was big he wanted one. When Cruz first got behind the wheel of his go-kart, he showed no fear; he would drive behind the bigger more experienced drivers to learn the skill. He has had a couple of big accidents and he just gets up, brushes himself off and gets back into it. Thanks to his fearless racing style he has been nicknamed ‘El Diablo’ and sometimes he chooses to race with the ‘Number of the Beast’ 666. When he isn’t feeling devilish, he chooses number 44 which is his hero Lewis Hamilton’s number and it is no coincidence that Hamilton started racing go-karts at a similar age and look

CRUZ WILKES: ‘El Diablo’.

where he ended up! Although he is a young man who still has to complete his education, Cruz is very focused and in an exclusive Spanish interview with RTN newspaper he explained his aims and aspirations, but these are coloured by a realism about how much time, dedication and cash will be involved. “I am reading Lewis Hamilton’s story now, he was just like me growing up, his dad had to work very, very hard to provide him with what he did, just like my mum and dad, but Lewis Hamilton made it to Formula One so one day I want to be just like him, “This is why I use the number 44. I also use 666 because I’m known on the track as ‘el Diablo’ which in Spanish means ‘the devil’ because everyone says I’m a little devil on the track. “My other racing heroes are Max Verstappen, because he was the youngest Formula One driver and Daniel Riccardo, because he is always happy with whatever result he has.” Cruz continued “I can’t wait for the weekend to come, when I can be at the race circuit. I love everything about racing, I love to learn about

the mechanics of the kart and not just the racing, I like helping my dad do things to the kart. “I enjoy being out on the track racing other drivers and just love to go fast and win!” He has his future mapped out saying “First I want to finish in go-karting when I am old enough, then I want go to the Formula 3, GP3, GP2 and then hopefully to F1.” In the meantime however this demon driver has his eyes firmly set on the Spanish Championship and believes that this could be his year. Sponsorship is important as to run a kart is costly, and although as a family hobby it is manageable, with the talent and skill shown by Cruz it is a natural progression for him to compete further and develop as a racing driver. The maintenance of the kart, tyres, the engine, training, travel costs and general consumables become a recurrent cost as he starts to compete more, so sponsorship enables Cruz to continue to participate in karting and continue to follow his dream. If you would like to find out more about Cruz and his bid to progress further in motor racing, visit his Facebook page Touchwood Racing.

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Rally Comunidad Valencia 2018 THE 2018 Valencian Rally season kicks off in April with Rally Jalon 2018, which is the opening round of the Tarmac Championship of the Comunidad of Valencia. Car Broker Spain, along with CBS Motorsport EspaĂąa, has announced that rally co-driver Amanda Stephenson will be competing in at least six rounds of the Valencia Tarmac Championship and co-driving alongside Belgian rally expert Yves Cools in his mark I Ford Escort, and rally newcomer Andy Stephenson in his Subaru WRX. Starting with Rally Jalon (Jalon Valley) preparations are underway for making pace notes, the directions which the co-driver calls out to the driver well in advance, to help him to navigate at top speed. Following Rally Jalon, Amanda will co-drive for Yves Cools in Rally Costa Azahar in May, Rally Ceramica in June and Rally Valencia in December. Amanda will also co-drive alongside Andy in Rally Xixona in September and Rally La Nucia in November. Rallying in Spain is a well-supported sport with many females participating, and Amanda and Andy have met many world-renowned rally drivers such as Hayden Paddon, Dani Sordo, Mads Ă˜stberg, and even legends such as Tomi Makkinen and Ari Vatanen. If anyone would like to see the Subaru or know more about rally events in Spain, call into Car Broker Spain in Benijofar. AMANDA STEPHENSON: And a selection of rally cars.

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