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Workshops find their identity THE mayor’s office of San Pedro de Alcantara has organised workshops on selfesteem and sexual identity at the Rosa Verde Cultural Centre.

To be held March 12 to May 7 on weeknights, they are entitled ‘Learning to be’ for youths 12 to 18.

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Sharp disagreement sees man stabbed TWO members of a radical political group associated with the extreme left have been arrested by the National Police for an alleged knife attack.

The detainees, aged 19 and 26, were at a supermarket in Torremolinos when they reportedly assaulted another young man who is believed to be of a different political persuasion.

Sources indicate that the men had used offensive language against the victim, including death threats, before brandishing several knives.

One of the suspects already had a banning order against the possession of weapons, as well as a further conviction.

The victim suffered two wounds to his left arm before the assailants fled in a vehicle, though they were arrested moments later at a police checkpoint on Avenida de la Libertad.

According to information obtained during the investigation, the detainees and the victim knew each other and had heated arguments on social media.

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MARBELLA Council has approved planning licences worth more than €20m.

This includes the green lighting of 128 multi-family blocks in the Guadaiza district for €15m, and a project for 49 homes in La Torrecilla for €6m.

Also, the aid programme for parents who need help providing food and school supplies for their children is extended to April 30, 2019.

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POLITICALLY MOTIVATED: The attack is believed to be ideologically driven.

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MAJOR ACCIDENT BUT NO SERIOUS INJURIES

P3 BRAND NEW RADIOLOGY SERVICE OPENS IN SAN PEDRO DE ALCANTARA

P8 GO APE AT THE FREE ANIMAL PARK

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by Tom Woods T HE Guardia C ivil officer that had a cocktail of drugs in his system when he caused a fatal car accident in Torremolinos, is likely to only ser ve four years in prison.

T he multiple car crash saw three people killed and nine injured, and the officer was driving at 149 km/h at the time.

Although the driver is accused of 14 cr imes , the nature of the penal code as it stands will mean that he may only be handed a four-year jail term.

This is because he can only be puni s h e d fo r o n e o f fe n c e , n o t fo r t h e gravity of each of them, according to the law.

An array of drugs were found in the Guardia Civil officer’s bloodstream, including cocaine, benzodiazepines, and alcohol.

The officer lost control of his car (a Hyundai borrowed from his father) while overtaking a Renault while going round a motorway bend.

T w o f a m i l i e s f ro m B a h ra i n a n d Kuwait, who along with some friends were preparing to spend a few days

Ayuntamiento de Benalmadena

Car killer cop to get light sentence

LAKE PLACID: Works will give the park new life.

Plans for Dove park take flight BENALMADENA Council is overseeing the renovation of Dove Park and the cleaning of its lake.

Parks and Gardens Councillor, Joaquin Villazon, recently visited the park and said: “On the request of residents and visitors, we are making the necessary adjustments to revive the lake.

“We are building a cistern where new filters will be installed, and we are also cleaning the lake in a phased manner so as not to harm the various species of animals living in it.”

Some of the sludge collected in the process will be used to fertilize sections of the park.

Tourism expert honoured FATAL ACCIDENT: The detainee tried to flee the scene but was caught. on the Costa del Sol, were caught up in the ensuing carnage.

The defendant, instead of calling the emergency services or helping the victims, even tried to f lee the scene

but was stopped by police.

Tests proved the cocktail of drugs in his system, and the charges against him include homicide, reckless driving, and driving under the influence.

TOURIST entrepreneur Antonio del Valle was given an award by the provincial council of Malaga during Andalucia Day. Garcia del Valle

launched the Savitur travel agency in Torremolinos in the 1970’s, and has been twice world president of the Skal International Tourism association.

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Timeshare scammers jailed

Major accident but no serious injuries Photo credit: National Police

NINE British scammers who made almost €1 million in a timeshare racket have been sentenced.

The culprits have been named as Brian Carr, 31, Daniel Carr, 24, Craig Walker, 27, and Brendan Hicks, 28, all from Redditch, Dawn Gingell, 55, from Hampshire, James Barrass, 37, from Norwich, Steven Cross, 37, from Worcester, Matthew Barker, 25, from Bromsgrove, and Alan Sharp, 66, from Norwich.

They must serve a range of prison sentences totalling 20 years after being found guilty of conspiracy to defraud, perverting the course of justice, money laundering and fraudulent trading.

Police say that 470 victims the majority elderly or sick were swindled over their properties in expatriate hotspots throughout Spain.

They would receive phone calls falsely advising that a third party was interested in buying their timeshare rights provided they stump up an ‘advance sale fee.’

The gang would later demand more payments when the bogus deals failed to happen.

On many occasions the un-

THANKS to the heavy rain yesterday (Thursday) there was a major accident on the A-7 motorway opposite Guadalmina (Marbella).

A single lorry was involved in a collision which resulted in it jack-knifing and smashing into a metal barrier at the side of the road and then bouncing off and hitting the concrete central reservation spewing bits of concrete onto both sides of the road.

At its height, there was a seven-kilometre tailback from km 169.5 to km 162.5 and large numbers of Guardia Civil officers were present in order to try to direct the traffic which saw one lane on each side closed.

No serious injuries were reported.

TIMESHARE SCAM: The gang targeted British people who owned timeshares in Spain and (inset, l-r ) conmen Brendan Hicks, Matthew Barker and Steven Cross.

suspecting victims would be hit for a second time as the scammers pretended to work for a range of invented companies.

They even pretended to be Spanish police officials, forcing targets to pay a third fee to

have their money returned.

The group reportedly made more than €986,000 from the ruse, and opened up a number of fake companies and bank accounts to hide their activity.

Detective Inspector Emma Wright of Warwickshire Police

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said: “These scammers targeted some of the most vulnerable people in our society in a deliberate and cynical campaign of fraud.

“I am pleased that the offenders have been brought before the courts.”

Photo credit: Marbella Complains

The jack-knifed lorry waiting to be removed.

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Walking through history

Touristmolinos TORREMOLINOS welcomed over 30,000 visitors during the month of J a n u a r y, which marked a 20 per cent

increase over the same period last year.

Hotels in the area experienced a similar rise, with 20.8 per

cent more stays than January 2017, though that was also influenced by the opening of new resorts in the town.

Blazing row about fire personnel Credit: Twitter @Ayuntamiento de San Roque

HISTORY HIKE: Teachers and students saw and learned much on the walk.

THIRTY teachers and students of the International School of Languages of S a n R o q u e ( E O I ) h av e gathered to walk the ‘Myster y Route’ of the Second World War. T he route r uns for eight kilometres through the Hills of Car teia , bet w e e n S a n R o q u e C a s co and the Refinery, and the walk was organised by t h e S a n R o q u e To u r i s m

Department.

The teachers and their students were introduced to some of the more than 100 militar y str uctures as part of the area’s ‘Wall of the Strait.’

They learned much about for tifications and bunkers that had been built there during the war in case of an invasion.

In light of the success

of the tour, the Tourism Department has published brochures about it and is already planning other similar guided ro u te s o v e r t h e c o m i n g months.

The ‘ Wall of the Strait’ was built by between 10,000 and 15,000 republican prisoners on the orders of General Franco who feared an allied attack from Gibraltar.

THE chief of the Benalmadena Fire Department, David Bañasco, has demanded that the council take action to “cover the shortcomings” suffered by the service.

The workforce has only 23 people for almost 30 square kilometres which includes three towns and a population of 67,000.

This is significantly less than the European staff average of 44, and far less than nearby Torremolinos’ average of 58.

Bañasco has said that “this is not the way to work” and the fire brigade has raised the matter on numerous occasions with the council.

During the most serious operations, Benalmadena is

Credit: Facebook @Bomberos de Benalmadena

HOT TOPIC: Calls are getting louder to increase personnel in the service.

often obliged to request the assistance of nearby localities.

The service has gone 12 years without adding new staff and didn’t even replace two vacancies that were

caused by deaths last year.

T h e m ayo r, V i c to r Navas, has said that the issue will be debated by the council in an extraord i n a r y m e e t i n g t h at i s still to be convened.

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Council mindful of a good education options in accessing the labour market.”

The talk will cover basic aspects of education, the importance of communication in the process, as well as techniques to improve motivation.

It will be conducted by Juan Orozco, a specialist in mindfulness at Felizmente, who said: “ W h at w e s e e k i s to raise awareness about the concept of education and the role parents can play, as well as equip them with key tools for the development of their children.”

T he seminar will take p l a c e o n M o n d ay f ro m 7pm.

Ayuntamiento de Mijas

MIJAS Council will host a conference entitled ‘Educating in the 21st century’ in collaboration with the mindfulness company Felizmente.

Admission to the talk , held in the council’s employment department, is free and full capacity has been reached.

Councillor for Employment, Laura Moreno, said: “With this conference we continue the emphasis on training in our locality, with par ticular focus on finding a job. “ M a ny yo u n g p e o p l e who come to us lack qualifications or a degree and are lost in terms of their

PARENTAL GUIDANCE: New concepts will be taught for the modern age.

Three goatherds are bound and beaten, with one murdered T HE Guardia C ivil are looking for five hooded men that raided a far mhouse in Casares befo re t y i n g u p t h re e g o a t h e rd s and killing one of them.

Investigators are considering all possible theories, but the fact the victims are villagers who all lack background docu-

m e n t s s u g g e s t t h i s co u l d b e a case of mistaken identity.

The three victims were bound and beaten by the assailants, before being interrogated as to where they kept their drugs.

In the end one of them, a 37year-old man from Alcala de los Gazules, was killed, before the

assailants f led the scene.

Police were alerted to the situation on Febr uar y 27 when one of the hostages was able to g e t o u t o f t h e b o n d s t h at t i e d his hands and call the emergency services.

Officers immediately went to the rural home, located be-

tween Manilva and Casares, where the inhabitants had made a living raising goats and cows.

Such a raid is typical of drugs gangs looking to steal supplies from other traffickers, but the criminals appear to have got it very wrong this time.

Beach contract is a lifesaver MARBELLA Council plans to privatise the lifeguard and rescue serv i c e o n t h e c i t y ’s beaches, with a four-year contract.

The tender is said to be worth €2 million but is not expected to be finalised before Easter.

The deadline to submit offers ends on March 23 and the service will cover both rescue and healthcare.

Councillor for S u s t a i n a b i l i t y, Miguel Diaz, said: “We have held several meetings and a plan is in place to increase the number of beach towers and improve water rescues.”

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HEALTHY PROGRESS: Patients will enjoy a range of service improvements.

Radiology service opens in San Pedro THE Andalucian Health Service (SAS) has invested €70,000 in the acquisition of a new radiology team in the health centre of San Pedro Alcantara.

Jose Luis Ruiz Espejo, the Andalucian Authority’s health representative, has announced that over the last month the necessary remodelling work to the centre has been carried out.

Testing and installation of the new specialist equipment has been carried out, and staff have undergone all appropriate training.

The previous equipment had malfunctioned on a number of occasions and staff are

pleased that is has been replaced with more modern, digital apparatus.

The new radiological system incorporates state of the art technology and includes tools for image optimisation and noise elimination.

In addition, a new waiting list management database will come into operation in the Emergency Department, resulting in better accessibility and patient safety.

The last few months have seen the Andalucian Health Service deliver improvement works to 16 primary care centres in the province.

Urban rivers are a washout ESTEPONA Council has completed the work of clearing out five streams that run through urban areas, with the aim of preventing fires and floods.

Large quantities of clutter have been removed to help drainage, while the banks along the water have been trimmed back as a further safety measure.

The works began in January but will be halted in the spring to respect the biological cycle of wildlife and the laying of eggs.

Town gets €1.4 million face lift MIJAS Council has invested €1.4 million in the improvement of around 100 streets in the area.

Councillor for Works and Operational Services, Jose Carlos Martin, said: “We continue to work to ensure that the infrastructure in our town is in perfect condition.

“Through our range of plans in place we are improving the quality of life of residents.”

Thanks to these initiatives the works have been able to cover 16 km of public roads and 6,000 square metres of parking.

Along with main streets, the restructuring has also involved pavements, pipelines, public lighting, telecommunications and electricity.

Credit: Ayuntamiento de MIjas

GRAND REDESIGNS: Mijas is undergoing comprehensive remodelling.

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UK government to propose expat voting rights

by Tom Woods MPs in Westminster have debated the Overseas Electors Bill, introduced by Conservative Glyn Davies MP. Current law bars British expats from voting in UK elections once they have lived abroad for 15 years.

The Bill would remove this time limit and give an estimated three million overseas electors the right to vote.

Minister for the Constitution, Chloe Smith, said: “At the moment, British citizens who live overseas find themselves abruptly disenfranchised after they have lived abroad for 15 years, even when they feel closely connected to our country and

want to take part in elections that can affect them like any other citizen.

“These are our fellow citizens and they have every right to be involved in our country and its choice of government.”

The government is hoping for cross-party support for the Bill, which is based a pledge in its manifesto to grant ‘Votes for Life’ (VFL) to expats.

The introduction of online registration in 2014 made the process much easier and triggered a significant increase in participation from those overseas.

Since then, British expats have voted in increasing numbers and figures from June 2017 showed that the highest ever total had registered to vote.

As well as removing the time limit, the govern-

ment intends to enfranchise any overseas electors who were previously resident or registered to vote in the UK. Mrs Smith added: “Decisions taken by the UK government still affect expats, such as pensions policy or foreign affairs choices.

“Expats retain strong links with the UK, they may have family here and indeed may plan to return here in the future.”

The bill was passed and has moved through to the committee stage where detailed examination of its clauses will take place.

LEADING REFORMER: Constitution Minister Chloe Smith backs the changes.

Credit: parliament.uk

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Gibraltar brought back into the Brexit arena by Spain Photo Credit: Foreign Ministry Spain flickr

By John Smith AS long ago as 1987 an in principle agreement was reached between Britain and Spain for joint use of the runway in Gibraltar but this plan was opposed by the Gibraltar government.

Later, when a decision was made to build a new terminal in Gibraltar, the concept of joint access was again raised, not intending joint sovereignty, but operating similarly to Geneva airport with separate access from Spain and Gibraltar.

The one main difference would have been passport control as Gibraltar is not part of the Schengen Agreement, so each side would have had to have their own immigration checks and as a shared international airport there was talk of subsidised flights to Ceuta.

In the event, this option fell through as much it is believed due to Spanish intransigency as opposition from Gibraltar.

ALFONSO DASTIS: Possibly an iron first in a velvet glove.

The new terminal opened and some flights to both Barcelona and Madrid were introduced but were soon suspended due to lack of demand.

From then on, flights operated to the UK only, apart from the odd charter to Malta and more recently f lights to Tangier and

Casablanca in Morocco.

Now, the Spanish Foreign Minister Alfonso Dastis has announced that as part of the Brexit negotiations his government wants to resurrect the concept of a shared airport terminal, and also see tougher crackdown on smuggling, even though the bulk of drugs come from

Morocco directly to La Linea, or from South America in containers to Algeciras.

When Mr Dastis replaced former right winger Margallo as Foreign Minister it was thought that the former diplomat would be less ‘aggressive’ than his predecessor, but since taking over the ministerial position, he does appear to be adept at saying one thing and then doing another.

Following the Spanish Foreign Minister’s comments, the Gibraltar government responded explaining that Gibraltar and the United Kingdom continue to work closely together as they prepare to leave the European Union.

The longstanding position of Her Majesty’s Government of Gibraltar is that it remains ready to engage in technical discussions with all interested parties, including Spain, in this regard. The sovereignty of Gibraltar is not a matter for discussion.

The joint management of the air terminal, on a purely commercial

basis, between Gibraltar and Spanish business interests was provided for in the agreement signed at Cordoba in 2006 between the then Governments of Gibraltar, the United Kingdom and Spain.

This did not happen because Spain has not yet given effect to this agreement.

As a matter of information, the relevant clause in the 2006 Cordoba Agreement on Gibraltar airport reads as follows: “All passenger and flight services including all facilities and functions relating to airside and aircraft services, passengers’ check-in, baggage handling and passenger and baggage security will be provided in and by the terminal.

“Subject to EU directives, the Government of Gibraltar will grant a contractual concession to operate the terminal and provide these services on a commercial basis to a joint venture company owned by Gibraltar and Spanish commercial interests.”

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Renovation works for train station on track Credit: Twitter @PSOETorremolinos

RENFE has approved t h e te n d e r fo r t h e w o r k s to renovate the train station in the Plaza de La Nogalera, Torremolinos.

The publicly owned company has g iven the g reen light to an investment of €7.5 million for the remodelling, which is currently in in breach of ac-

Beach exhibition invites investment wave

by Tom Woods

RUBBER STAMPED: After a long wait the works will go ahead.

by Tom Woods

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cessibility laws.

Having stalled for years, t h e p ro j e c t ’s a p p ro v a l i s one of the most important developments for the region in a long time.

T h e w o r k s w i l l l a s t fo r 18 months and will involve the installation of elevators, the extension of platforms, and the creation of a new more accessible route from the street.

Renfe will also introduce facilities to help blind or visually impaired people, as well as a full renovation of the interior lobby.

More than 6,000 passengers use the station ever y day and the restructuring will make access much easi e r f o r t h e e l d e r l y, d i s abled, tourists with heavy luggage and prams for babies.

TORREMOLINOS once again hosted the Hospitality Exhibition of Beach Expoplaya 2018, in the Congress Palace.

The event brought together a thousand entrepreneurs from the sun and beach sector organised by the Andalucian and Spanish Federations.

It was the 42nd incarnation of the exhibition and was be headed by councillor for Tourism, Francisco Javier Fernandez and mayor of Torremolinos, Jose Ortiz.

The gathering aims to find new solutions that help

Credit: Twitter @PCongresos

PROGRESS PALACE: The venue will host a throng of beach entrepreneurs.

companies to modernise and improve the quality of their facilities and services.

Other issues for discussion include coastal law and the administrative process for beach bars and kiosks.

In fact the beach bars of the province are focusing on implementing the renovation

and works approved by the Association of Beach Businessmen, scheduled to start in September and October, after the high season.

Works will include the modernisation of infrastructure, accessibility, aluminium removal, and improvements to toilet facilities.

Boulevard of mended dreams MARBELL A Council has reactivated the project to renovate B oulevard Arroyo Primero and it is due to b e co m p l e te d s i x months late.

The area was previously used as a car park for the market on Mondays, but a major factor in the delay had been the removal of €1.7 million of funding

from the provincial government.

Features will include an open air auditorium, a bar w i t h te r ra ce a n d c h i l dren’s play areas.

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by Tom Woods

BUSH CRAFT: Mayor Mula is overseeing the project.

Urban garden will be site for sore eyes F O U N DAT ION wor k s for another urban green space in Fuengirola are underway, as approved by the council.

Mayor Ana Mula visited the 1,700 square metre site o n A c a p u l co Ave n u e a n d said, “We decided to create urban orchards for the elderly and others to enjoy.

“ Mo re o ve r, d u e to o u r employment plan, six young locals will have the opportunity to work on the project for a few months.”

Around 21 orchards will b e p l a n te d i n t h e s p a ce , w h i c h i s e x p e c te d to b e completed and open to the public by the end of March.

ACOSOL wants to expand the use of recycled water to street cleaning in a move that could be extended throughout the Costa del Sol. The management of the company has held a meeting with the council of the 11 affected municipalities to propose the idea, in an effort to prepare for the difficulties that a drought may bring in the coming months.

Currently recycled water

is only used for the irrigation of golf courses, and the initiative requires the approval of the Junta de Andalucia which has not yet responded to the request.

A network of reservoirs could be constructed in the plans, with the recycled and treated water being transported through pipes from there.

It is believed that the Junta is examining whether the recycled water would meet the necessary sanitary standards, before making a decision.

Credit: Twitter @AcosolSA

Credit: Ayuntamiento de Fuengirola

Green solution to wash Costa clean

RECYCLE READY: Acosol is waiting for the go ahead from the Junta.

Frenchman to face trial for kidnap and torture OFFICERS from the National Police have arrested a Frenchman in Marbella using a European Arrest Warrant issued by his home country.

The suspect, from Nantes,

is accused of kidnapping and torture in the same city.

Sources indicate that three other criminals were involved in abducting a man in December 2017, before subjecting

him to burns, beatings and even amputating a finger.

The incident is believed to be drugs related, with the suspect facing a heavy prison sentence.

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Mayor has a highway to sell M AYOR o n S a n R o q u e , Juan Carlos Ruiz Boix, has d e fende d t he ne e d for a ne w motor way in the region.

T here have been public protests highlighting the environmental impact of the plans , in which the Greenmar Ecological Association has been at the forefront.

Ruiz Boix said that “the Campo de Gibraltar is a m e t ro p o l i t a n a re a w i t h more than 250,000 inhabitants, in which the localities of La Linea, San Roque, Los Barrios and Algeciras are linked. “ The current highway is too small to cope, and has collapsed under the heavy traffic. “ W hen there is an accident a huge tailback of cars forms, and then ever yone remembers why we need another route.”

The planned path of the ne w motor way is 17kms ROAD RAGE: Mayor Ruiz Boix has had to defend the long and will run from the motorway from protests.

San Roque Casino to the Ruiz B oix added that the road wo uld back of the Cortijo Real de Algeciras estate, bring a significant boost to the region’s but despite public concerns, does not pass economy through improved access. through the Pinar del Rey.

Plans surfacing for new swimming pool A NEW indoor swimming pool is planned by Estepona Council for the town.

The local authority has begun preparations on drafting a tender for the project’s construction work.

Indeed a reservation has been made in the 2018 municipal budget for the pool, but given other priorities like Estepona hospital and the athletics stadium, the works will not be immediate.

It is anticipated that the installation can begin in early 2019, in the vicinity of the San Fernando football field.

The town currently has three swimming pools, Santo Tomas de Aquino, Cancelada, and Jose Ramon de la Morena sports centre, which the council owns.

The council said that it is proud of its record on providing quality sports facilities for the community, which is also part of efforts to make tourism less seasonal.

Looking for volunteers

A TOUCH OF CLASS is a variety group that perform shows all along the Costa del Sol raising money for various charities.

They have a busy schedule this year and are always looking for new members.

No experience is required just a desire to help others and any age is welcomed.

The troupe gives you the chance to learn stage craft, sing, dance, act, help with back

stage or publicity.

In addition, being par t of the group gives you an amazing way to keep fit, both mentally and physically as well as lots of

fun and laughter.

In return, you give up your time to help raise money for local charities.

Rehearsals are Monday at the Manila Bar in Los Boliches and Thursday at Lux Mundi in Fuengirola, both at 6.45pm.

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Repair work in Villajoyosa denied due to bird nests

Enough is enough say residents about crime Credit: Twitter @PSOE Torremolinos

Popular post on Facebook reaching 3,250 people with 39 reactions

THE sexual assault committed two weeks ago, for which a young man was arrested, has reignited concerns about security in La Nogalera.

Residents and businesses are demanding that more action is taken, and would like to see a greater police presence on the streets.

This popular area of Torremolinos has a layout that is believed to attract criminals, with narrow alleyways surrounding many of the bars and clubs.

A number of bar owners in the area are calling for more police support at closing time, while the spate of robberies has also left the public on guard.

A network of security cameras has been proposed by several businessmen, but this is still being considered.

Another problem appears to be the lack of complaints to police filed by victims after attacks, due to fear of the aggressors.

The project has stalled since 2010 and Councillor Felix Romero has implored the regional government to “fulfill all its promises” so that “Marbella can have the hospital it really needs.”

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Credit: Twitter @selwo_aventura

OPEN DOORS: The popular park is promoting its new features with the offer.

Go ape at the free animal park

by Tom Woods E ST EPONA Council will distr ibute a to tal of 70,000 tickets for those who have re g istered for free entr y to the S elwo Aventura Park.

This is the result of an agreement signed by both the council and Parques Reunidos, the company responsible for the site.

Mayor Jose Maria Gar-

ci a Urbano commente d that the park is “a real focus of tourist attraction and job creation, and is one of the best recreational areas in the town.”

T he Director of Selwo Aventura Park, Maria Jose Marañon, encouraged the public to explore what has b e come “a par t o f o ur identity, always alive with things going on.”

In addition, a new en-

closure has been unveiled in the park called Tree Life, which will hold two species of ape.

O ther facilities have b e e n rem o d e l l e d i n i m provements to the site , which contains more than 2,000 animals from across the world.

T hos e intere s te d c a n pick up tickets at the town hall or the public offices at Plaza Blas Infante.

Root out problems at forest conference THE Congress Palace in Marbella will host a conference on forest fires, organised by the city council and the College of Forest Technical Engineers.

Focusing on the urban-forest relationship, it will take place from March 14-15 and is open to the public who can register at www.fore stales.net.

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Tourism property at risk of a fine mess ONLINE holiday rental platforms advertising illegal accommodation for tourists are facing fines of up to €150,000.

If the properties are not on the books of the Tourism Registry of Andalucia, they are putting themselves at serious risk of legal action.

The regulations governing housing in relation to tourists have been in force for two years, and stipulate that all owners in this area must display their registration code in all advertising and promotions.

Malaga Province holds 18,107 registered tourist f lats but others are in danger of falling foul of the law even if they think they have registered, through administrative errors.

Inspections that have already been carried out have resulted in 3,397 sanctions in Andalucia, of which 1,354 fall within Malaga Province.

Basic requirements for properties to meet the quality standards include full furnishings, air conditioning, heating, and first aid kit.

Dune dispute MARBELLA Council has asked the Junta de Andalucia to speed up the inclusion of the El Pinillo dunes in the province’s protected dunes system.

The council initially made the request in 2016 and says the delay shows the regional government’s “lack of interest.”

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by Michael Walsh

keyboardcosmetics@gmail.com THE British electorate, are constantly cheated, scorned and taken for fools by their self-styled lords and masters.

The latest insult is a peer’s impudent demand that the retired elderly should do community work or lose their pensions.

Lord Bichard, or Baron Bichard to you serfs, has never been employed in a proper job. A career politician, he retired at 54 after a lifetime spent in local government. Bichard’s family background and his personal life are off the radar.

Another of your betters is Professor Martin Weale who said the peer ‘makes an interesting point.’ This number-crunching parasite is a member of the Bank of England’s Monetary Policy Committee.

When it was suggested to the peer that it might be difficult to sell the idea to the plebs the baron sneered, “It was difficult to sell education tuition fees to them too.”

The General Secretary of the National Pensioners Convention says: “His suggestion amounts to little more than national service for the over 60’s and is

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Taken for mugs absolutely outrageous.”

Dot Gibson adds, “Those who have paid their national insurance contributions for 30 or more years are entitled to receive their state pension and there should be no attempt to put further barriers in their way. We already have one of the lowest state pensions in Europe and one in five older people in Britain live below the poverty line.”

Baron Bichard says “Older people should lose their pensions if they refuse to do community work, to stop them being a negative burden on society. The elderly should get rewards and fines to make sure they are taking a

more active part in the world.”

Presumably, such conscripted labour will wait hand and foot on illegal immigrants in refugee hostels. The less able can knit their woollies for them.

The brazen toff suggested the same tough attitude towards benefit scroungers should be taken with the elderly retired. He forgets that the most brazen benefit bandits infest parliament and the so-called Lords.

With considerable chutzpah he adds, “We’re prepared to say to people if you’re not looking for work, you don’t get a benefit. If you’re old and you’re not contributing in some way, maybe

there should be some penalty attached to that. These debates never seem to take place.”

Let the words of James Larkin sink in: “The great only appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise.”

Larkin, an Irish revolutionary, died in 1947. Obviously, we plebeians took not a blind bit of notice. Still on our knees, are we not deserving of our miserable existence. Our fate is self-inflicted; we could change it but we won’t. Unsurprisingly, those who consider us steerage class keep spitting into our faces.

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STATUE OF JAMES LARKIN: Outside Dublin GPO.

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Present perfect practice IT´S always an interesting challenge finding ways of practising the language that we learn.

Here is a piece of text I wrote a couple of years ago which is a summary of that year. It was written in December which is a time when everyone takes stock of the past year, including the television channels. It’s when they tell you that soand-so died this summer and you are absolutely amazed because you thought he’d been dead at least 10 years already.

So here is my own summary of the year, but I hasten to add that this is not going to be an exercise in translation or any other kind of boring revision. All you have to do is read it, and hopefully you will understand every, or nearly every, word. That’s the idea, anyway.

Este año he trabajado mucho, como siempre.

Ha sido más difícil porque la gente tiene muchos problemas económicos ahora, por la famosa ‘crisis’. Mis hijas han estudiado en el instituto y han aprobado sus exámenes excepto uno o dos que siempre causan dificultades. Una

Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

de mis hijas ha viajado a Sudamérica para visitar a su padre y mi otra hija ha trabajado en un supermercado para ganar dinero y para tener experiencia de trabajo.

Este año no he visitado Gales, donde vive mi madre, pero mi madre ha venido España. Ha pasado una semana con nosotras en San Pedro, durante Semana Santa. Vamos a visitar a mi madre en Gales el año que viene, probablemente por una semana. Vamos a Londres también para visitar a mi hermana. Mis hijas no conocen Londres mucho, así que es una buena oportunidad para ellas.

Mi gata ha tenido un año muy normal. Ha comido, ha dormido, ha comido, ha dormido, ha comido, ha dormido.

Este otoño ha sido una época un poco complicada para mí. He decidido cambiar mi forma de trabajar. He cerrado mi academia en San Pedro y he llevado mis cursos y otros eventos a diferentes sitios. El año que viene voy a seguir haciendo lo mismo.

Así que, quizás un día nos veremos por allí.

My life has moved on a little since that was written, but I notice that ‘la crisis’ is still affecting us all! Let’s hope it comes to an end soon!

‘Ojalá que termine pronto’.

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FRIDAY 10:15am Murder, Mystery and My Family 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 12:45pm Caught Red Handed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Shakespeare and Hathaway 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Get Away for Winter 5:30pm Antiques Road Trip 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm MasterChef 9:00pm EastEnders

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am 9:00am 10:00am 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:00pm 4:50pm 5:20pm 6:20pm 6:50pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 12:05am

12:55am 2:35am

Caught Red Handed Get Away for Winter Wanted Down Under Revisited Back in Time for Tea Athletics Plan it, Build it Yes Chef A Place to Call Home More Creatures Great and Small Greece with Simon Reeve Great British Railway Journeys Athletics QI Newsnight The Assassination of Gianni Versace American Crime Story A Hijacking The Sheriffs are Coming

7:00am 9:30am 10:25am 11:30am 1:30pm 2:30pm 2:55pm 3:00pm 4:00pm 5:00pm 6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:45pm

Good Morning Britain Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News ITV News London James Martin's American Adventure Tenable Tipping Point The Chase ITV News London ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Love Your Garden Coronation Street Lethal Weapon ITV News at Ten and Weather ITV News London Piers Morgan's Life Stories

10:30am Melissa and Joey 11:00am How I Met Your Mother 11:30am How I Met Your Mother 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1:00pm The Goldbergs 1:30pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory 3:00pm Melissa and Joey 3:30pm Melissa and Joey 4:00pm Baby Daddy 4:30pm Baby Daddy 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm The Goldbergs 6:30pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm Coach Trip 9:00am Baby Daddy 9:30am Baby Daddy 10:00am Melissa and Joey

9:05am 9:20am 9:35am 9:55am 10:05am 10:15am 12:15pm 1:10pm 1:15pm 2:15pm 2:45pm 3:15pm 4:15pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

Floogals Digby Dragon Rusty Rivets Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Mofy The Wright Stuff Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

5 News Lunchtime GPs: Behind Closed Doors Home and Away Neighbours NCIS Brace for Impact 5 News at 5 Neighbours Home and Away 5 News Tonight Inside Kensington Palace The Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard Cruising with Jane McDonald

7:30am

8:00am 9:50am 11:30am 12:00pm 1:50pm 3:50pm 5:40pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 10:00pm 12:00am 2:00am

Monster Family: Special Sky Movies takes a special look at the animated Disney adventure featuring the voices of Dwayne Johnson and Jemaine Clement.

Monster Family Birth of the Dragon Monster Family: Special Monster Family The Mummy Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant Birth of the Dragon Monster Family: Special Monster Family The Mummy Hard Target The Unseen

10:00am Football 12:05pm La Liga Greatest Games 12:15pm La Liga Icons 1:30pm EFL Matters 2:00pm La Liga Icons 2:15pm La Liga Icons 2:30pm La Liga Icons: Zidane 2:45pm La Liga Icons 3:00pm La Liga Show 3:30pm EFL Matters 4:00pm Football's Greatest 4:30pm Football's Greatest Teams 5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:15pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 5:45pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm La Liga Preview 7:00pm Football's Greatest 7:30pm EFL Matters

Black Panther: Special Monster Family: Special Top Ten Show, the 2018 Monster Family Birth of the Dragon Monster Family Baby Driver The Mummy Hard Target Monster Family: Special Monster Family Baby Driver The Mummy The Unseen Hard Target Christine

7:00am Football 10:15am EFL Greatest Games 10:30am La Liga Icons: Zidane 10:45am La Liga Icons 11:00am Soccer A.M. 12:30pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 12:45pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 1:00pm Football 3:30pm Gillette Soccer Saturday 4:15pm Gillette Soccer Saturday 6:15pm Football 8:40pm Football 10:45pm EFL Goals: Championship 11:15pm Ronaldo 11:45pm 20 Years of El Clasico 12:30am EFL Goals: Championship 1:00am La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid

SATURDAY 7:00am Breakfast 11:00am Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30pm Classic Mary Berry 1:00pm Football Focus 2:00pm BBC News 2:10pm Weather 2:15pm Triathlon World Series 3:45pm Cycling: World Track Championships 5:30pm Final Score 6:10pm A Question of Sport 6:40pm Celebrity Mastermind 7:10pm BBC News 7:20pm Regional News 7:23pm Weather 7:25pm Pointless 8:15pm All Together Now The Final.

9:20pm Casualty

7:10am

Nature's Weirdest Events 7:25am Naomi's Nightmares of Nature 7:55am The Pets Factor 8:15am Dengineers 8:45am Absolute Genius: Monster Builds 9:15am Beyond Bionic 9:45am Robot Wars 10:45am Athletics 2:30pm Escape to the Continent 3:30pm Me and My Dog 4:30pm Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby 5:30pm Hugh's Wild West 6:30pm Athletics Gabby Logan introduces live coverage of the World Championships at Birmingham Arena.

10:30pm A Little Chaos

7:00am CITV 10:25am ITV News 10:30am Saturday Morning with James Martin 12:25pm Dancing on Ice 2:25pm ITV News and Weather 2:30pm ITV Racing: Live from Doncaster 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News and Weather 7:20pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm You've Been Framed!

8:00pm Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 9:30pm The Voice UK 10:50pm Piers Morgan's Life Stories 11:45pm ITV News and Weather

8:15am

7:00am 10:25am 10:30am 11:00am 12:00pm 1:20pm

7:00am 7:30am 7:55am 8:25am 8:55am 9:30am 10:30am 12:20pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 10:00pm 12:15am

The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Alvin and the Chipmunks Stuart Little The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Men in Black 3 Identity Thief Gogglebox

7:00am Milkshake!

11:10am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:40am Make You Laugh Out Loud 12:10pm Police Interceptors 1:10pm Police Interceptors 2:10pm Police Interceptors 3:10pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

4:10pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

5:05pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

6:00pm Rich House, Poor House 7:00pm The Secret Life of Kittens 8:00pm Cruising with Jane McDonald 9:00pm The Queen Mary: Cruising with the Royals 9:55pm 5 News 10:00pm Football on 5 The Championship.

Coach Trip Final Week: Road to Tenerife Coach Trip Final Week: Road to Tenerife Coach Trip Final Week: Road to Tenerife Coach Trip Final Week: Road to Tenerife Coach Trip Finale: Road to Tenerife Stuart Little 2 Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

5:45am 6:10am 6:35am 7:00am 10:30am 11:20am 11:50am

6:00am 6:30am 7:00am 7:15am 9:00am 10:40am 12:30pm 2:40pm 4:40pm 6:40pm 7:10pm 9:00pm 11:00pm 12:55am 2:45am 4:30am

SUNDAY 8:35am Match of the Day 10:00am The Andrew Marr Show 11:00am The Big Questions 12:00pm Sunday Politics 1:15pm Murder, Mystery and My Family 2:00pm BBC News 2:10pm Weather for the Week Ahead 2:15pm MasterChef 3:15pm MasterChef 4:15pm MasterChef 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:15pm Songs of Praise 5:50pm Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 7:05pm BBC News 7:20pm Regional News 7:25pm Weather 7:30pm Countryfile 8:30pm Hold the Sunset 9:00pm Call the Midwife

9:00am 9:30am 10:30am 12:00pm 12:45pm 1:15pm 2:00pm 3:45pm 7:00pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:20pm 11:50pm

The Instant Gardener Gardeners' World Countryfile Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge Lorraine Pascale: How to be a Better Cook MOTD2 Extra Cycling: World Track Championships Athletics Back in Time for Tea World's Most Extraordinary Homes Top Gear Life and Death Row The Mash Report Top Gear Extra Gear

CITV ITV News Love Your Garden Peston on Sunday The Voice UK ITV News and Weather 1:30pm Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 3:00pm What Would Your Kid Do? 4:00pm Britain's Brightest Family 4:30pm Tipping Point 5:30pm ITV News and Weather 5:45pm Local News and Weather 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Dancing on Ice 9:00pm Endeavour 11:00pm ITV News and Weather

9:25am 9:55am 10:30am 11:00am 11:30am 12:05pm 1:35pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm

House Doctor Nick's Quest Wildlife SOS Milkshake!

Football on 5 Football on 5 FIA Formula E: Highlights 12:50pm Police Interceptors 1:50pm Wyatt Earp 5:20pm The Dirty Dozen 8:10pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

9:00pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

9:55pm 5 News 10:00pm When Award Shows Go Horribly Wrong 12:50am Jo Brand: Secrets of Her Success 1:50am Cruising with Jane McDonald 2:05am Super Casino

4:30am 6:30am

Christine Black Panther: Special 7:00am The Mummy 9:00am Monster Family 10:50am Norman 12:50pm Baby Driver 2:50pm Birth of the Dragon 4:40pm Monster Family: Special 5:10pm Monster Family 7:00pm The Mummy 9:00pm Baby Driver 11:00pm Norman 1:05am Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant 2:50am Hard Target 4:40am The Unseen

9:00am 9:15am 9:30am 10:00am 10:30am 12:00pm 12:30pm 3:00pm 3:15pm 3:30pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm

La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid La Liga Icons EFL Goals: Championship EFL Goals: League One and League Two Sunday Supplement EFL Goals: Championship Football La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid La Liga Icons The Best La Liga Goals 2016/17 Football Countdowns Football Scottish Cup Greatest Games Ronaldo

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MONDAY 10:15am Murder, Mystery and My Family 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 12:45pm Caught Red Handed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm Regional News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Shakespeare and Hathaway 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Coast and Country Auctions 5:30pm Antiques Road Trip 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Inside Out 9:00pm EastEnders

7:00am 7:30am 8:15am

Caught Red Handed Get Away for Winter Wanted Down Under Revisited 9:00am Hugh's Wild West 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 12:30pm The Week in Parliament 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Perfection 2:45pm Plan it, Build it 3:15pm Yes Chef 4:00pm A Place to Call Home 4:50pm Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve 5:50pm More Creatures Great and Small 6:20pm Flog It! 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Great British Railway Journeys 8:00pm Top Gear 9:00pm Only Connect 9:30pm University Challenge

9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm James Martin's American Adventure 4:00pm Tenable 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm The Kyle Files 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Marcella 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:50pm Serial Killer with Piers Morgan 12:50am Detectives: Inside the Major Crimes Team 1:40am The Kyle Files

Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey How I Met Your Mother 11:30am How I Met Your Mother 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1:00pm The Goldbergs 1:30pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory 3:00pm Melissa and Joey 3:30pm Melissa and Joey 4:00pm Baby Daddy 4:30pm Baby Daddy 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6:00pm The Goldbergs 6:30pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm My Hotter Half

7:00am Milkshake!

10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

1:10pm 5 News 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2:10pm Access 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:20pm NCIS 4:15pm Forbidden Secrets 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights 9:00pm Extreme Winter Road Rescue 10:00pm The Flying Scotsman 11:00pm The X Files 12:00am The X Files 12:55am Traffic Cops 1:55am Britain's Greatest Bridges

9:05am

Monster Family: Special 9:35am Monster Family 11:25am The Levelling 1:05pm Baby Driver 3:05pm Norman 5:10pm Monster Family 7:00pm The Mummy After he inadvertently awakens an ancient Egyptian sorceress, renegade US soldier Nick Morton must race to save the world from her army of the undead.

9:00pm Baby Driver 11:00pm The Levelling 12:30am The Mummy 2:30am The Unseen 4:20am Christine

10:00am La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid 10:15am La Liga Highlights: Barcelona 10:30am La Liga Greatest Games 10:45am La Liga Greatest Games 11:00am Football 5:15pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid 6:15pm La Liga Highlights: Barcelona 6:30pm Football Countdowns 7:00pm Football Years 7:30pm La Liga Highlights: Real Madrid 7:45pm La Liga Highlights: Barcelona 8:00pm Soccer A.M. 8:30pm La Liga Icons 8:45pm La Liga Greatest Games 8:55pm Football

8:15am

9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm James Martin's American Adventure 4:00pm Tenable 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm 100 Year Old Driving School 9:00pm What Would Your Kid Do? 10:00pm 100 Years Younger in 21 Days 11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 11:45pm The Cruise: Voyage to Alaska

9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:30am 11:00am

10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

1:05pm Access 1:10pm 5 News 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS 4:15pm Bond of Silence 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild 9:00pm Secrets of the National Trust with Alan Tichmarsh 10:00pm Wild Britain with Ray Mears 11:00pm Elizabeth 12:05am The Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard

7:00am Monster Family

12:00pm One2eleven 12:30pm SPFL Greatest Games 1:30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 2:00pm MLS Round Up Show 2:30pm La Liga Icons 3:15pm SPFL Greatest Games 3:30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 4:00pm Football's Greatest 4:30pm Football's Greatest Teams 5:00pm Scottish Cup Greatest Games 5:30pm La Liga Greatest Games 6:00pm MLS Round Up Show 6:30pm Football Countdowns 7:15pm SPFL Greatest Games 7:30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 8:00pm Revista de la Liga 8:30pm Eredivisie

9:00am 9:30am 10:00am 10:30am 11:00am

TUESDAY 10:15am Murder, Mystery andMy Family 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 12:45pm Caught Red Handed 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News 2:30pm Regional News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Shakespeare and Hathaway 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Coast and Country Auctions 5:30pm Antiques Road Trip 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News 7:30pm Regional News 8:00pm The One Show

Wanted Down Under Revisited 9:00am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm The Super League Show 2:45pm Plan it, Build it 3:15pm Yes Chef 4:00pm A Place to Call Home 4:50pm Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve 5:50pm More Creatures Great and Small 6:20pm Flog It! 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm Great British Railway Journeys 8:00pm Saving Lives at Sea 9:00pm Back in Time for Tea

11:30am 12:00pm 12:30pm 1:00pm 1:30pm 2:00pm 2:30pm 3:00pm 3:30pm 4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm

Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Melissa and Joey Melissa and Joey Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

8:45am The Levelling 10:15am Monster Family 12:05pm Baby Driver 2:00pm Two Down 3:35pm The Levelling 5:05pm Norman 7:10pm Monster Family 9:00pm Baby Driver 11:00pm Two Down 12:40am Hard Target 2:35am Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant 4:30am The Unseen

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WEDNESDAY 5:30pm 6:15pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:30pm 11:40pm

Antiques Road Trip Pointless BBC News Regional News The One Show Immigration: Who Should We Let in?

- Panorama DIY SOS the Big Build Earth's Natural Wonders BBC News Regional News Weather

6:25pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 9:00pm 10:00pm

10:50pm 11:30pm 12:10am 12:15am 1:00am

Flog It! Eggheads Great British Railway Journeys Saving Lives at Sea World's Most Extraordinary Homes The Assassination of Gianni Versace American Crime Story Live at the Apollo Newsnight Weather Nature's Weirdest Events Women's Football

6:00pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 11:45pm 12:45am 1:35am 4:00am

The Chase Local News and Weather ITV Evening News Emmerdale Coronation Street Britain's Brightest Family Coronation Street Benidorm ITV News at Ten and Weather UEFA Champions League Highlights Play to the Whistle Jackpot247 Tenable

4:00pm 4:30pm 5:00pm 5:30pm 6:00pm 6:30pm 7:00pm 7:30pm 8:00pm 8:30pm 9:00pm 9:30pm 10:00pm 11:00pm 12:05am 12:35am 1:05am

Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks My Hotter Half The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory Don't Tell the Bride Celebrity First Dates The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory First Dates

6:00pm

5 News The latest news coverage.

6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News 8:00pm Extreme Winter Road Rescue 9:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10:00pm Violent Child, Desperate Parents 11:00pm Most Shocking 1:55am Super Casino 4:10am Cowboy Builders 5:00am Now That's Funny!

5:45am House Doctor

4:30am 6:30am

The Unseen Black Panther: Special 7:00am Monster Family 8:40am Top Ten Show, the 2018 9:00am Norman 11:15am Monster Family 1:05pm Baby Driver 3:15pm Two Down 5:00pm Monster Family 6:50pm Norman 9:00pm Baby Driver 11:00pm In This Corner of the World 1:15am Two Down 2:55am The Levelling

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Rebel with no pause by Barry Duke

ONE phrase guaranteed to send me into a frenzy when I was a teenager was ‘you can whistle for that.’ It invariably came after my parents flatly refused me things I desperately wanted: an Elvis haircut, stovepipe pants, winkle-picker shoes, tattoos, a motorbike and anything else that would make me stand out as a pocket-sized hoodlum.

The main reason those words annoyed me so much was because I simply could not whistle. As much as wanting to look like a rebel, I craved the capacity to do what my best friend Douglas Brown could. With a thumb and middle finger in his mouth, he could emit a sound loud enough to splinter glass.

My yearning to acquire a talent for whistling was matched only by my desire to

lodge a cigarette behind one ear. However, nature, rather than my parents, militated against me in that regard.

While all my friends had small, sexy lugs nestling close to their skulls and could thus snugly accommodate fags, my ears protruded to such a degree that I could probably have parked a carton of Lucky Strikes in either cleft and still have space for a couple of Crunchie bars. I looked like a Mini Cooper with its doors wide open.

Why would I want to put a cigarette behind one ear? Because I reckoned it looked cool.

(Today it’s dismissed as chavvy.) But growing one’s hair long in the 60’s was a pretty cool thing to do too, so that’s what I did to disguise my ostentatious flaps.

This, of course, was also regarded as an act of rebellion, but I cared not a jot because my hero then was James Dean, and although I looked nothing like him, I was determined to emulate his bad boy, to-hell-with-authority attitude.

I should have grown out of that phase, but never did. Instead the rebellious streak in me widened. They say that once one passes 40, your narrow waist and broad mind change places, but in my case that never happened.

“The trouble with you,” a young fogey told

WHISTLING: Not easy for everyone. me when I hit 63 and was doing 230 pressups in 20-minute sessions, three times a week in a gym, “is that you’re an adolescent trapped in a man’s body.”

He was right, of course. And this was confirmed this week when my boyhood frustration at not being able to whistle came roaring back when I was out walking our dogs Bijou and Fifi in a nearby field.

One of my Spanish neighbours let his dog off the leash and it took off into the woods like a missile. Ignacio let loose a piercing whistle and the animal stopped dead in its tracks and came bounding back.

“That’s it,” I snarled and rushed back to my desk to see what the internet had to say about learning to whistle. To my delight I discovered YouTube has a number of tutorials.

But by far the best was created by Andy Ino, a VERY attractive young man with small, sexy ears, who entertainingly demonstrates

precisely how to emit the perfect whistle.

Alas, my elation was short-lived. Despite spending 30 minutes curling my tongue, folding back my lips and putting two fingers in my mouth, all I could produce were sounds that suggested a severe asthma attack, and bewildered looks from our pooches.

Reading the comments below the video, I saw that I wasn’t Andy’s only failure. “I did every step and it didn’t work,” said one commenter. Others said all they could produce was saliva, and one claimed to have vomited! But it worked for some. “Ahhaha it only took me 15 minutes to learn haha” and “21 seconds into the video then I was able to do it,” said two others, to my intense annoyance.

As I have now moved on from old-school fags to vaping, I will now try lodging a bulky electronic cigarette behind one ear, but my instincts tell me that, even if I were to succeed, this would not be a good look.

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THERE is a week to thrill all lovers of West End and Broadway musicals this March when the popular Stars of the West End return to the coast for a five-date tour.

An entertaining two-hour show, featuring the most popular songs from the best loved musical theatre. Musicals like The Phantom of the Opera, Mary Poppins, Oliver, Les Misérables, Wicked, West Side Story and more can be seen in five venues from Torre del Mar to Marbella.

Appearing in Stars of the West End are three principal performers, Mike Sterling who made more thousand performance in The Phantom of the Opera including a cast recording and also appeared in Les Misérables as well as numerous other musicals on the West End and on tour.

Lucy Van Gasse is best known for her performances in Wicked and The Sound of Music.

AUTHOR David Searl will sign copies of the new 2018 Edition of his book You & the Law in Spain on Thursday March 8 from 5pm to 8pm at Bookworld Puerto Banus.

The new edition is the first update of the book since 2015. Searl will be accompanied by lawyer Alex Radford, who is the new publisher of the book and author of new chapters as well.

The pair will answer your questions and offer you a glass of wine and a tapa.

Lucy Van Gasse left and Mike Sterling right performing in a previous tour.

Play it again San Credit: Ayuntamiento de Marbella

David Searl will sign new law book

Kate Galston has appeared in Chicago as well as Mamma Mia! The three artists will be featuring songs from the shows they have appeared in, as well many other well-known numbers from other top musicals.

The Costa del Sol performances see the artists performing at the following venues; Wednesday March 14 - Felipe VI Auditorium, Estepona Friday March 16 - Moonlight Bar, Sunset Beach Club, Benalmadena Sunday - March 18, Avanto Restaurant, Mijas Costa Monday March 19 - La Sala Banus There is also an additional performance in Torre del Mar on March 15.

All information about the venues and ticket prices can be found on the promoters website www.costadeldisco.com and there is a hotline on 658 579 695 to make sure of your reservation.

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Stars of the West End

Spamalot has the stamp of approval.

Monty Python’s Spamalot PLAY TIME: Councillor for Culture Gema Midon announced the initiative.

WORLD THEATRE DAY will be commemorated in San Pedro de Alcantara with a programme of 11 free plays.

The concept is entitled ‘Feel the Theatre’ and is open to all audiences, running from Saturday to March 27.

Companies from across the country will take part, and the performances will cater for children, teenagers and adults alike.

To see the shows for free, two tickets for each person can be collected at the box office one hour before the start of each play.

THE Salon Varietes in Fuengirola is brave enough to take on the musical Spamalot based on the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

With book and lyrics by Eric Idle and music by John Du Prez and Eric Idle this irreverent but highly amusing musical will run from Friday March 16 to Sunday March 25 with curtain up at 7.30pm except Sunday at 7pm.

Tickets are available online or at the Salon Varietes box office.

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food & drink This week Celebrity Chef from Ready Steady Cook & Master Chef Steven Saunders, proprietor of The Little Geranium in La Cala shows us how to make the perfect tempura, a great option for a Mother’s Day family lunch.

Tasty tempura

Steven Saunders FMCGB The Little Geranium La Cala de Mijas & Marbella

www.thelittlegeranium.com WITH Mother’s Day looming and many restaurants already fully booked (we still have some tables!) I’m going to start sharing with you some ideas for a family lunch

at home, both this week and next.

My first thought was a sharing dish, a tempura is a delicious dish that you can do with large prawns or vegetables or both mixed.

It works really well with mushrooms and asparagus for example. The reason I’ve picked this recipe is because whenever I prepare tempura for my cookery school my students flag it up as one of the things that they have loved cooking and eating the most.

The first time that I ever cooked a tempura was in Bangkok. I was on my honeymoon (with my first wife) and we were sitting by the pool. I got up and wandered off. I spotted a chef and walked over to

Tempura ingredients: • Plain flour: 100g • Egg: 1 • Cold water: 200cc • Baking Soda: 1 teaspoon • Potato Starch: 2 tablespoons Or • Optional and easier • 200g of tempura flour (from most supermarkets) • 200cc of iced cold sparkling water • Seasoning • A few cubes of ice • A tablespoon of olive oil • Your choice of vegetables, seafoods and mushrooms such as aubergine, onion, capsicum, green beans, carrot, okra, asparagus, prawn, white fish and squid.

• Oil (sunflower or corn for frying)

Make the tempura batter • Mix plain flour, baking soda and potato starch together and then sift mixed flour as preparation.

• Crack an egg into the bowl and beat it roughly.

Add the cold water and mix them.

• Put 1/3 mixed flour in to egg mixture and gently mix. Long cooking chop sticks are the best utensil for mixing tempura batter. If you do not have them, use a fork instead.

• Then add an additional 1/3 flour and mix.

• And finally add the last 1/3 flour and mix.

• Alternatively use the pre-mix tempura flour and add the cold sparkling water, some ice cubes and seasoning and the olive oil • Important: Lumps in the flour is fine. Do not mix it too much as you will get a lot of gluten which makes it heavy and creates an ‘un-crispy’ tempura batter.

him and told him that I was a chef and I asked about the food he was cooking.

He said come in the kitchen later on and I’ll show you. So I booked to go in that afternoon but forgot to tell my wife as she was so engrossed with sunbathing.

When I got into the kitchen I was given a jacket to wear and told to help the lady chef make a tempura batter. I whisked the flour and water until it was silky smooth, she shouted at me … “No! You need lump.” “What?” I said ... “Lump … must have lump, better for wegetables” and she poured more flour in and mixed it with long chopsticks.

She was right because the little flour lumps in the batter make the tempura in-

teresting with little crispy pieces surrounding each prawn or the vegetable. I honestly had not understood what she was saying, I was only 23 bless. Every time I mix a tempura I hear her shouting.. “You need lump!”

Anyway when I got back to the pool, Sally (my ex) said “Where the hell have you been? I’ve been looking everywhere for you! Once a chef always a chef.” No wonder the marriage didn’t work!

This is a great sharing dish ideal for a family lunch starter, quick and easy to prepare. You could put a large dish of tempura prawns and vegetables in the centre of the table with a variety of dips and let everyone get on with it. Perfect!

Authentic tempura prawns and vegetables Prepare the ingredients Use the freshest ingredients you can find and cut them into pieces roughly the same size to avoid uneven cooking.

Prawn preparation • Take off the head and shell, but keep the tail.

• Remove the vein.

• Cut into the underneath of each prawn with a small incision to stop the prawn curling up when you fry it • Toss prepared prawns/ vegetables in flour (any flour) first until completely coated

Frying the prawns / vegetables • Heat the fryer or a pan/wok of vegetable oil to 190C • Take the prawns from the flour and dip them into the prepared tempura batter holding onto the tail • Put them one by one into the hot fryer and move the basket (or move the prawns with a slotted spoon) to avoid them sticking together • Fry for one minute until golden • Drain onto tissue paper • Season with salt and some mixed spices (optional) • Serve on plate with various dips.

You can email Steven your questions or enquiries to: steven@thelittlegeranium.com.

Steven Saunders FMCGB - The Little Geranium, La Cala de Mijas & Marbella www.thelittlegeranium.com

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by Colin Bird

SINCE packing away my directorial baton and discontinuing my theatrical activities, it has been five long years of having nothing to do each evening other than entertaining friends at al fresco nights spent around the garden bar (sigh).

Sampling an assortment of unfamiliar wines found in far flung bodegas (yawn), discovering interesting new restaurants (ho hum), or simply curled up during the winter months, catching up with must-see movies on our wide screen TV. It’s been a hard slog.

But once again I find myself dusting off the beat-up fedora hat and Dr Who scarf, and brandishing my Malacca silver-tipped cane in order to direct two of four plays that are to be performed at the beginning of March in Benijofar.

I have, in all seriousness, enjoyed the freedom from rehearsal nights, but equally seriously I now realise, I have missed the feelings of anticipation and adrenaline rush that begins as opening night approaches. And because I

Break a leg Photo Credit: Anthony Rauchen Wikimedia

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THE JOY OF THEATRE: All the world’s a stage.

am a new boy with the drama group ACTS, the prospect of making new friends is also appealing and very welcome.

It’s the actors that receive the plaudits after each successful production run, and rightly so, but there is a deep

sense of fulfilment and even exhilaration as a director, to watch your ideas interpreted into the finished article on stage.

In any case, being a basically shy and introverted individual, I prefer to remain in the background. What?

Having been involved with am-dram for 20 years in the UK, which included writing and directing, it was a conscious decision not to inflict on myself the arduous job of learning lines once I retired and moved to Spain, and so I made up my mind to concentrate solely on direction. And apart from the odd sketch, that’s exactly what I have done.

There was a strong element of laziness in that decision I have to admit, but although I do not profess to be another Trevor Nunn or Peter Hall, I also came to realise that directing, as opposed to treading the boards, gave me a much deeper sense of satisfaction and made me think that perhaps in another life ...?

DUETS, a collection of four one-act plays by Peter Quilter will be staged at the Benijofar Cultural Centre on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Curtain up 7.30pm.

Tickets are €8 and are available by phoning: 646 277 724 or emailing: tickets.acts@gmail.com.

Also in person from: The Card Shop, Benimar, Redz, Quesada. Cards & More, La Marina. Catorce Restaurant, Benijofar and The Post Box, Doña Pepa.

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Puzzles Code Breaker

Play on Words

EVENT EVENT Kenny Corris I For Readings, Consultations and Castings email: kennycorris@hotmailcom / www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 / Tel: 965 878 424

FINE SPOT

Answers: Turn of events. On the spot fine.

Mercury and Venus both enter midweek, and it’s a good job you are grounded and open to suggestions right now. Though nobody knows what you have up your sleeve, it is time to make those decisions that will put you back where you need to be. Mercury directs channels of communication to support you, whilst Venus opens the heart!

Word Wheel The goal of a word wheel puzzle is to create as many words possible with the letters in the word wheel. You can only use each letter once and every word must have the letter in the centre of the wheel.

Can you find the 9 letter word?

With Venus on a par in Aries and guided by Mercurian expertise, there comes a chance to leave your comfort zone this week. The tried and tested does not challenge you the way that it could, and you sometimes do not realise what you are really capable of until you are thrown in at the deep end. Prepare for a splash!

Mercury in cahoots with Aries makes for some discourse this week. Silence is not the way forward and although you have had to bite your tongue as of late; now is a time to make amends. Strike while the iron is hot and just tell your side of the story because right now you have absolutely nothing to lose whatsoever working with the truth.

Moon energies are inspiring and comforting and this is a good time to bring loved ones together to celebrate in style.

Your current pace of life means that you have such little time, but you rely on the friendships you thrive on, and know where to go when in any doubt. Reward those who are there for you when you need them, they deserve it.

Examine all aspects of finances this week, and do not, whatever you do, bury your head in the sand. The Sun conjuncts Neptune and it is now time to put your cards well and truly on the table where expenditure is in question. Your money should be working for you, not you for it; so find a way to let some lucre stick around for a rainy day.

Mercury conjuncts Venus and your head is governed by your heart right now, and for all good reasons. Facing up to an affair of the heart, there seems to be some nagging doubt and a painful silence prevails. Things cannot continue this way without the necessary dialogue. If some things are taken for granted they only add to the confusion.

You are putting your foot down, hoping that your stubborn attitude will have the desired effect; when you know in your heart of hearts that it won’t. Neither of you wants this conflict nor the stage is set by the Mars trine with dwarf planet Kora, to make a suitable understanding that embraces all that you both hold so dear.

Keep your temper, even though those around you this week appear to be losing theirs! There is nothing to be gained by confrontation this time around, so why put yourself through the turmoil for nothing? Karma will sort out the men from the boys, and bring a lasting solution right now, as actions speak a lot louder than words ever could.

It’s only a matter of time before people come around to your way of thinking; but then they do not know what you do know. In hindsight you would never have gotten involved in a plan that veers somewhat out of control right now.

Mercury trines with a generous benefactor of the Cosmos, Jupiter, whose intervention seals the deal.

You are up for a challenge, but even you can see that the odds are against you this time around. Lift your focus to generously assist somebody who really does need your tender love and care this week, but who is afraid to ask you.

All across the Cosmos solution comes with a current calm, but, thankfully, there is no storm needed right now!

You are multi-talented and discerning, and you can see the motive all around a recent request. Psychic energies are challenged to help you get just what it is you both want and need right now. Above all, don’t put all of your eggs into one basket. When it comes to it, you know that you are not cutting off your nose to spite your face!

Neptune basks in the energies of the Sun and this week solution comes into your life to see a varied way ahead with all options kept open, for you to choose. The time has come to realise that something has to go, and spiritually you are experiencing pressure from different directions. Do something that ensures you get the help you need.

Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 18 represents K and 26 represents T, so fill in K every time the figure 18 appears and T every time the figure 26 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Kenny’s Postbag Kenny, my grandfather always treasured his mantel clock. He left it to my Mother when he died, but it stops at 6.17 nearly every day. The clock has been serviced recently but the hands seem to stick at the same spot for no reason.

Paula T.S. Could I ask you what time did your Grandfather die? If 617 is not a number associated with him, in some way, then it may very well be the time of his passing. Clocks have been known to stop at the time of the demise of their owners. My car broke down on the M1 when I was dashing to be there at the deathbed of my Father. The AA clocked my call at the exact time that my Father departed this Earth!

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For Birthday Celebrants This could be the start of a bustling Astrological year, if you just let it be. See your considerable skills as the way ahead to success all across the board, and be unafraid to put your best foot forward!

The 9 letter word is:

Kakuro Fill all the empty squares using the numbers 1 to 9, so that the sum of each horizontal block equals the ‘clue’ on its left, and the sum of each vertical block equals the clue on its top. No number may be used in the same block more than once.

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More Puzzles Cryptic

Across 1 Confirm exam, if the end of July (7) 5 Some of Al Capone's mob are chicken (5) 8 Assemble in part of the jungle, anticipating adventure (5) 9 Confuse or alert US estate agent (7) 10 Appeal for fairy wisdom (7) 11 Pleased with English clearing (5) 12 Money to be won and where to keep it (5) 14 Right in the middle of one's land (5) 19 Competitions for ethnic groups (5) 21 Vagrant the French walk all over (7) 23 A bird has swallowed her cigar (7) 24 Firm with nothing in stock (5) 25 Father meets Northern enchantress (5) 26 Captive eats hog cooked (7)

English - Spanish

Futoshiki

Down 1 Cat, losing direction, is found in Asian river (6) 2 Clean up in lottery (5) 3 I have gone around US to find rock (7) 4 Special delivery from Prince Andrew’s duchy to his Mum (6) 5 Tribe noted for a ringing sound (5) 6 Stew made from pet goat (7) 7 School head never out after butterflies (6) 13 Concealed nuclear explosion (7) 15 Transport company suffers (7) 16 Antics in Saint Patrick's Day celebrations (6) 17 This may stop you running to join up (6) 18 Try to sell part of a bike, one hears (6) 20 Now so chaotic and faint (5) 22 La Paz rebuilt town square (5)

Fill in the squares so that each digit from 1 to 6 occurs exactly once in each row and column. Greater-than and less-than signs indicate the relationship of the two adjacent squares. There is only one solution, and you can find it without guessing.

The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English.

Across 1 When (in questions and reported speech) (6) 4 Cola (de animal, avión, cometa) (4) 8 Cuttlefish (5) 9 Acordar (5)

10 Inglaterra (7) 14 Letter (mail) (5) 15 Goat (5) 16 Obedecer (4) 17 El más raro (6) Down 1 Almost (4) 2 Manzano (5-4)

3 Day (3) 5 Pleasant (9) 6 Mentiras (4) 7 Room (in a house) (4) 11 Gol (4) 12 Leisure (4) 13 Esperar (4) 15 Bacalao (3)

Quick

Across 1 Having the properties of an adhesive (6) 4 Small rowing, sailing or motor vessels (5) 8 Yellow citrus fruit (5) 9 Act of touching physically (7) 10 Include (7) 11 In or at this place (4) 12/18 Give insider information to (3,3) 14 Nothing (4) 15 Any loose flowing garment (4) 18 See 12 21 Connection (4) 23 Answer (7) 25 Easily agitated (7) 26 Correct (5) 27 Alloy of iron with small amounts of carbon (5) 28 Sweet liquid secretion that is attractive to pollinators (6) Down 1 Choose (6) 2 Vast in extent or degree (7) 3 Australian marsupial (8) 4 Group of musicians (4) 5 Having knowledge or perception of a situation (5) 6 Small sofa (6) 7 Perfume (5) 13 Keep or maintain in unaltered condition (8) 16 Came with (7) 17 Merges (6) 19 Recently made, produced or harvested (5) 20 Person in charge of a newspaper (6) 22 One skilled in caring for young children or the sick (5) 24 Prevent (something considered wrong or undesirable) from succeeding (4)

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Word Ladder Can you by changing 1 letter at a time, get from the first word to the last word in the given number of moves?

CHOP 1 2 3 4

HACK

Sudoku

Fill the grid so every column and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1-9

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More Puzzles Irregular Soduku Wordsearch: Two and a Half Men

AHOY, ME HEARTIES!

Quiz

(real name Frederick Heath), 8. CAPHENRY MORGAN, 7. JOHNNY KIDD 5. CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, 6. SIR LOUIS STEVENSON, 4. BLACKBEARD, BURGH, Pennsylvania, 3. ROBERT 1. CAPTAIN PUGWASH, 2. PITTSAnswers

1. Cut Throat Jake was the arch-enemy of which cartoon pirate captain?

2. In which city do the American professional baseball (MLB) team the Pirates play their home games?

3. The famous one-legged pirate Long John Silver is the main villain in the 1883 novel Treasure Island written by which Scottish novelist, poet and travel writer?

4. The notorious English pirate Edward Teach, who operated around the West Indies and the eastern coast of Britain's North American colonies between 1716 and 1718, was better known by what nickname?

5. What is the name of the character played by actor Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the

Caribbean series of fantasy swashbuckler films?

6. What was the name of the Welsh-born pirate who was the acting Lieutenant Governor of Jamaica between 1674 and 1682?

7. Which 1960s rock and roll singer, songwriter was backed by the Pirates?

8. Which character, the pirate captain of the brig Jolly Roger, is the antagonist of J M Barrie's play Peter Pan and its various adaptations, in which he is Peter Pan's archenemy?

9. Which duo wrote the comic opera in two acts The Pirates of Penzance, which premiered on December 31, 1879?

10. With which sport would your principally associate the Poole Pirates?

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TAIN JAMES HOOK, 9. GILBERT AND

September 19 is Talk like a Pirate Day

ACROSS 1. 12 across plus 26 down 3. 9 across plus 26 down 5. 3 down plus 24 across 7. 9 across plus 4 down 9. 8 down minus 7 across 11. Seven times 3 down 12. 29 across minus 27 across 13. Five times 18 across 15. 4 down times 9 across 17. Twice 22 down 18. Three times 3 across 19. 28 down times 12 across 21. 15 across plus 19 across 22. 9 across plus 30 across 23. Twice 18 across 24. 1 across plus 28 down 26. 10 down divided by 6 down 27. Three times 28 down 29. A square 30. 3 down plus 7 across

SULLIVAN, 10. Motorcycle SPEEDWAY

Cross Figure

CHIROPRACTOR BERTA JAKE HERBERT WALDEN SCHMIDT ROSE BEACH HOUSE EVELYN PIANO ALAN CHARLIE MALIBU CHUCK LORRE HARPER

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More Puzzles Giant Crossword ACROSS 1 Stuff pumped into a 747 8 Bracing devices 14 Teeny bit 20 "Stephen," to the French 21 Rip into 22 Untrue rumor 23 Start of a riddle 25 "Ironic" singer Morissette 26 Enzyme name ender 27 Solo for a 41Across 28 Not feeling well at all 30 Set aflame 31 Riddle, part 2 39 Shar 40 No, to Burns 41 Certain opera singer 42 Actress Joanne 43 Bit of slander 44 Neighbor of a Croat 46 The, to Josef 48 Apt rhyme of "grab" 50 OFish (McDonald's sandwich) 52 Riddle, part 3 59 Very pungent 61 Certain opera singer 62 Adders, e.g.

63 Most blaring 66 Sculling tools 68 As blind as 69 Elegant tree 72 Pharmacy amount 73 Riddle, part 4 76 Blackthorn 77 Fire residue 78 Lady Grey 79 Sauce brand since 1937 80 Stays away from

82 Total or Life 84 Neighbor of a Swede 86 Goes fast 87 Riddle, part 5 93 NATO part 94 Mineo of "Tonka" 95 Knighted one, e.g.

96 Pleasant 99 The Beatles' " Loser" 100 "Citizen X" actor Stephen 103 Equine noise 107 Do a lawn chore 109 Relo vehicle 110 End of the riddle 115 Dir. from Del. to Vt. 116 Busy mo. for a CPA 117 Big particle physics lab in Switz.

118 "Hail, Nero!"

119 Big name in sneakers 121 Riddle's answer 128 Lenient 129 Beethoven's Third, familiarly 130 Mark Antony's wife 131 Local lingoes 132 Wet slightly 133 Wee baby DOWN 1 Seder celebrant 2 Ordinal number ender 3 Carrere of "True Lies" 4 Beyond embryonic 5 Oneness 6 Baja California resort port 7 Permit to 8 Biblical angel 9 Chicana, e.g.

10 Many flying creatures 11 Got together

12 Compadre 13 "Shrek!" author William 14 Like time, speed and temperature 15 Bad, to Luc 16 Including everything 17 Author Steel 18 More sandlike 19 MS markers 24 "Yuk" relative 29 PC screen variety 31 Special (mil. group) 32 Toll, for one 33 Atomizer for spraying paint 34 Turned right on a horse 35 Has no life 36 Ark (biblical boat) 37 With 57Down, supporter for a caterer's dishes 38 Pets' docs 45 Groom's partner 47 Microwave brand 49 Unoriginal 51 Indefinite things 53 Keats verse 54 Gobs 55 Railing locale 56 Hurricane relative 57 See 37Down 58 Greenlights 59 Alan of "White Mile" 60 Doves' calls 64 Horrify 65 Reasonably muscular 67 Lactose, e.g.

69 Unrequired course 70 Rob of the Brat Pack 71 Disorder 74 Gets close

75 Mom or dad's sister 76 "Da Doo Ron Ron" singer Cassidy 78 Tull (rock band) 81 Magnon man 82 Persian, e.g.

83 Country singer Rimes 85 Suffix with lion 87 Army group 88 Ball of perfume in a closet 89 Exhausting 90 Urged in defense 91 Intentions 92 Close friendship between guys 97 "Wheels" 98 Nav. officer 101 Expunges 102 African viper 104 Implant that helps in returning a lost pet 105 Athens' land 106 Husband of Lily Munster 108 Greet with a hand motion 111 Resulted in 112 Followed a curved path 113 Hit skit show since '75 114 " and Kel" (1990s teen show) 119 Khan 120 Height fig.

122 Hunters' gp.

123 de plume 124 Cyclotron bit 125 Actress Longoria 126 Apt humor 127 Letter encl. to facilitate a reply

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Boggled How many English words can you find in the Boggled grid, according to the following rules?

• The letters must be adjoining in a ‘chain’. They can be adjacent horizontally, vertically or diagonally.

• Words must contain at least four letters and may include singular and plural or other derived forms.

• No letter may be used more than once within a single word, unless it appears twice.

• No vulgarities or proper nouns are permitted.

TARGET • Average: 19 • Good: 26 • Very good: 37 • Excellent: 48 SCORING 4 letters: 1 point 5 letters: 2 points 6 letters: 3 points 7 letters: 5 points 8 or more letters: 11 points

Nonagram How many English words of four letters or more can you make from the nine letters in our Nonagram puzzle? Each letter may be used only once (unless the letter appears twice). Each word MUST CONTAIN THE CENTRE LETTER (in this case D) and there must be AT LEAST ONE NINE LETTER WORD. Plurals, vulgarities or proper nouns are not allowed.

• Average: 11 • Good: 15 • Very good: 22 • Excellent: 28

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health Cheating can be good for you WOMEN who have been cheated on by their partners often end up in stronger relationships as a result.

Researchers said infidelity helps women make better choices of partners in the future so after the short-term pain and grief, cheating can actually be a good thing in the long term.

Dr Morris, an evolutionary biologist at Binghamton University in New York, led the study, and said over 85 per cent of individuals will experience at least one break up in their lifetime.

He worked with colleagues at University College London, and conducted an online survey of over 5,000 people in 96 different countries about their relationship break ups.

Their findings showed while discovering an unfaithful partner could have negative shortterm effects, in the long run it actually benefited women.

Benefits of green tea WITHIN a relatively short space of time, green tea has gained a global following because of its undeniable health properties, being packed full of anti-oxidants.

Here are some of the health benefits : Anti-Ageing: Free radicals created in the body are responsible for our bodies ageing and green tea can drastically put a halt to these.

Immunity Boosting: People who regularly drink green tea do not fall victim to common bacterial and viral infections as easily.

Astringency: These substances trigger contractions in muscles and tissues which tones up muscles and skin.

Anti-carcinogenic: The Catechins present in green tea neutralise free radicals, responsible for causing certain types of cancer.

Reducing Cholesterol: Reduces cholesterol levels due to its alkalinity.

Detoxifying: Green tea with lemon is a great hangover cure.

A cup with lemon will soon have the hangover a distant memory.

GREEN TEA: Has so many health benefits.

TASTE THE TENSION: Chemical changes caused by stress has us reaching for the cakes.

Stress can pile on the pounds

FEELING stressed can lead to us making wrong food choices as we’re more likely to grab a bar of chocolate than a carrot stick when feeling under pressure.

Stress can trigger chemical changes in the body resulting in bad food cravings and whilst making you feel better briefly, it is bad news for those watching their weight.

In stressful situations, the brain signals that it is under threat and floods the body with stress hormones such as adrenaline and cortisol.

If stress levels remain high, cortisol stays in the body long after the initial adrenalin rush, wanting energy rich foods as the brain’s attempt to balance out the physical and mental demands of stress.

Cortisol also affects how fat is distributed around our bodies and it builds up in the worst place, around our middles making it harder to shift.

So to beat the bulging waistline try looking at your stress levels and stay calm to help reduce the temptation of reaching for the chocolate.

Easing the bloat

MANY people are turning to smoothies as a healthy way to boost their intake of fruit and vegetables and to help lose weight, but they could be doing more harm than good.

A leading nutritionist believes a lot of people put too many ingredients in their home-made versions and they should be 50 per cent liquid base, 25 per cent fruit and 25 per cent veg.

So how can you make the most from your smoothie?

The base should be a low fat liquid such as co-

HOME-MADE SMOOTHIES: Keep all the pulp from the fruit and vegetables for muchneeded fibre.

A smoother way to enjoy those smoothies conut water or skimmed milk and not fruit juice.

Fruit should be limited to a single serving such as a cup of berries or a single piece such as an apple or banana to limit sugar intake, then fill with vegetables.

If your smoothie is replacing a meal such as breakfast you can include a few filling foods such as oats, but if it’s a snack or after a workout, keep it lighter.

Keep all of the pulp from fruit and veggies in

your smoothie for muchneeded fibre and make sure you have them as part of a healthy diet.

But beware, living off smoothies will leave you starting to lack essential nutrients such as iron and zinc.

WANT a flatter stomach in a day?

Try these quick fixes to help achieve a slimmer look: Drink more water: The body is made up of around 70 per cent water and many people think drinking less will make you cut down on bloating, but this is not true and adequate water should be drank throughout the day.

Careful on fruits and vegetables: Choose your fruits and vegetables carefully as broccoli, along with cauliflower and cabbage can cause bloating and excess wind.

No sweet treats: Avoid refined carbohydrates like pastas and pastries as they are likely to cause bloating. They also often contain wheat, which can be a problem for people with IBS symptoms.

Limit spices: Spicy foods like curry can cause irritation or ferment in the digestive system causing bloating.

Chew properly: Chew each mouthful until the food is liquid, this helps ensure the food is properly digested, but it will also help you to eat slower and therefore eat less.

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health

Wean yourself off the addiction MANY experts now believe sugar is as deadly an addiction as drink and drugs, with many people consuming too much.

Whilst it may be easier to lay off the sweets and chocolate, nutritionists say it is the hidden sugar in foods that catch people unawares, such as in pre-made pasta sauces and baked beans.

So what can you do to help wean yourself off sugar?

Try and keep your blood sugar balanced and

Smartphones are making us more hyperactive HIDDEN SUGAR: Catches people unaware.

avoid low blood sugar, that will make you want to go and get something sweet. Don’t go longer than three hours without eating, especially women, or your blood sugar levels will drop.

Weaning yourself off sugar can be easier for some than others. Some may prefer to go cold turkey, others gradually reduce it.

After removing the obvious sources from the house, such as chocolate and cakes, it is recommended to take out of your diet all the savoury foods that contain added sugar.

Keep an active mind KEEPING your mind active, especially in older age, is important. Numerous studies into cognitive decline have deduced similar sets of advice for people such as staying physically active, getting enough sleep, not smoking, having good social connections, limiting alcohol to one drink a day, and eating a balanced diet low in saturated and trans fats.

Here are a few other factors which might help to keep your mind active: Keep learning A high level of education is associated with better functioning brains in older age. Being mentally active and pushing the brain intellectually increases mental activity, which is good for the brain cells. Learning new ski l l s, hobbies , c r o s s words or languages are the prime examples.

Believe in yourself Negative stereotypes can contribute to a failing memory. People who be-

CROSSWORDS: Are a good way of stimulating the brain. lieve that a failing memory is out of their hands hold themselves back from maintaining a sharp mind.

Use all your senses If you use multiple senses when learning then it is more likely you

will remember new things.

Repeat, repeat, repeat In order to cement new memories or new learnt skills, the best way to fix it into the brain is by repeating it out loud or writing it down.

SMARTPHONES are being linked to giving users similar symptoms to ADHD. Constantly checking messages and being on social media, as well as the continual beeps of notifications, is making people increasingly distracted and hyperactive; symptoms that characterise Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, or ADHD. A study was conducted with students at the University of British Columbia, Canada.

During the first week, they asked half the participants to minimise phone interruptions by activating the ‘donot disturb’ settings and keeping their phones out of

sight and far from reach.

The other half could use their phones normally.

In the second week, the groups swapped and all reported they felt more interrupted by their phones when they had their phone alerts on, as opposed to having them off.

Scientists then measured inattentiveness and hyperactivity by asking participants to identify how frequently they had experienced 18 symptoms of ADHD over each of the two weeks.

The results showed more frequent phone interruptions made people less attentive and more hyperactive.

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AIR CONDITIONING AIRFLOW Air conditioning for cooling and heating units. Professional, fully guaranteed installations.

Tel: 952 443 222 (256685) AIR CONDITIONING. Quality installations. Free quotations. All areas covered. EnviroCare, 21 years experience Heating and cooling products. 952 663 141 www.envirocarespain.com (257522) AIR CONDITIONING by Cool and Cosy. The family company that cares.

Installation and repairs.

Quality machines.

EsoSense movement sensor supplied and fitted for 80 euros. Coin meters supplied and fitted from 260 euros. For other energy-saving products, visit www.coolandcosy.es Tel 952 935 513 (248173) ECONOCOOL – Top quality air-conditioning installed from €500. Service, Repairs & Re-Gas from €50. Top Quality Installations. All Areas Covered. Chris – 662 427 396 econocool@hotmail.es (258007)

AIR CONDITIONING

ADVANCED CLEANING ADVANCED CLEANING SERVICES. Professional Carpet, Upholstery Cleaning, 27 Years Experience, Wet/Dry Clean.

Honest, Reliable Service.

678 808 837 / 952 669 701 Or Email acservs@outlook.com (252581)

AIRPORT TRANSFERS TRANSFER AIRPORT COSTA DEL SOL. Personal Chauffeur with Car. +34 648 503 909 (Whatsapp /Viber) (256479)

ANTIQUES WANTED! All types of antiques, paintings, jewellery, watches, silver etc. Any condition.

Immediate cash settlement. For more information call into Anthony’s Antiques and Jewellers shops, extensive premises at C/Ramon y Cajal 40, Fuengirola.

Mobile 609 529 633.

Telephone 952 588 795.

(201522)

CAMPER/CARAVANS CAMPER VANS, CARAVANS, MOBILE HOMES, BOATS AND ALL PLANT, DIGGERS, DUMPERS, MOTORBIKE, CARS AND COMMERCIALS WANTED. BEST PRICE PAID CASH TODAY, ANY REGISTRATION WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837. (252581)

CLEANING SERVICES PROFESSIONAL Carpet And Upholstery Cleaning, 27 Years Experience, Wet/Dry Clean. Honest, Reliable. 678 808 837, 952 669 701, acservs@outlook.com (252581) RUGS FITTED CARPETS, Upholstery Including Leather Cleaned On Site 685 524 921 (252581)

ELECTRICIAN MARBELLA BASED ELECTRICIAN call richard on 687 352 358 or email richi@europe.com all installations & maintenance. Surge protection, garden lights, upgrades, boletins.

(256206)

FURNITURE THE WAREHOUSE – We Buy A Single Item To A FULL House Clearance – 602 610 103 Furniture Wanted, Same Day Collection, Also House Clearance And Removals.

602 610 103 (252581)

ANIMAL / PETS

INSURANCE

GARDENING PROFESSIONAL garden services from Fuengirola to Estepona. All aspects of gardening and full maintenance and landscaping, free quotes, competitive prices. Contact Andrew 600 259 981 Andrew@gardenprofessionals.com (259525) GARDEN & POOL MAINTENANCE – from €120 per month products included, from Benalmadena to Marbella. www.ricardogardens.es RICARDO 637 160 129.

(257682) www.jardin-garden.es All types of garden & pool maintenance. Free estimates. 10 years professional service on the coast. T: 666 953 892. E: benalandrew@yahoo.es (257153)

GATES REPAIRS ELECTRIC GATE / GARAGE DOOR automation repaired. Free, no obligation quotation.

Call Colin - 636 394 641

GLASS CURTAINS GLASS CURTAIN repairs, specialist in replacement of discoloured plastic strips that act as a seal between the glass panels.

Call Julian 655 825 931 (258009)

GOLF LAS BRISAS Golf share.

For Sale or Swap for anything valuable. Offers.

Buy now, pay later.

George 617 333 777.

HOUSE CLEARANCES THE WAREHOUSE – We Buy A Single Item To A Full House Clearance – 602 610 103 (252581)

INTERNET GET YOUR business noticed online! Make sure that expats in Spain can find your product, service, restaurant, bar or shop.

Contact Spain’s newest and brightest online directory TODAY. Call 951 386 161 or email mark.w@eu roweeklynews.com for more details

IRRIGATION INSURANCE MOTOR INSURANCE. For the most competitive quotes in English call Linea Directa on 902 123 153, you could save as much as 30% and you can transfer your existing no claims bonus. Call Linea Directa on 902 123 153 for motor insurance with a human voice in English from Monday to Friday 9am to 6pm and save money now!

F&P-IRRIGATION: professional new sprinkler systems and repairs, 30 years’ experience. 14 days free trial, fixed price. Six Solid Rock Guarantees.

Free quotation. 952 931 558 (258952) F&P PUMPS: pressure and pool pumps, service, sales and repairs Six Solid Rock Guarantees 952 931 558 (258952)

LOCKSMITHS 24/7 LSM INSURANCE. No fat singing blokes or trumpeting telephones, just professional service at the best prices for all your insurance needs including car, household, commercial, life, health and travel.

Tel 952 578 008 or www.lsminsurance.biz for a quotation (257690)

LOCKSMITH EMERGENCY / APPOINTMENT. Doors Opened Without Damage, Locks Changed, Patio Doors And Windows Secured, 24 Hour Honest, Fast And Reliable Service.

Call Paul 657 466 803 (T1) (251072) 24 HOUR LOCKSMITHS Safe Engineers. 30 Years Experience, Call Daren Or Bob 952 660 233 667 668 673 www.securityofspain.com (240915)

OBITUARY

2nd - 8th March MOBILITY MOBILITY scooters, electric wheelchairs, wheelchairs, walking frames, etc, for sale and rent. Large selection of quality used scooters at competitive prices. Rascal vantage X, Rascal Veo X, Shoprider Sovereign, Pride Go Go, Neo 4 and 8, Mercury Prism, Pride XL8, Rascal 388, Rascal 329, Rascal 125 Wheelchair, Shoprider electric wheelchair breaks up for boot, Rascal 330 electric wheelchair as new condition at considerable saving, Rascal turnabout electric wheelchair, plus many more all with guarantee. New and used wheelchairs for sale at competitive prices. Brand New Pride Go Go Mobility Scooters All models just arrived huge savings on retails prices. Rentals from 55 euros weekly. New mobility scooter batteries supplied and fitted.

Mobility scooters bought for cash. www.mobilityscootersdirect spain.com email info@mobilityscootersdirec tspain.com Tel 609 581 139 (257845) SENIORWORLD - MOBILITY scooters, wheelchairs, stairlifts, nursing beds, rise ´n´ recline chairs and a large range of daily living aids for sale or hire. Visit our showroom in Los Boliches - or call on 952 663 131 or 670 964 181 for advice & best prices. (257631)

SPANISH COURSES

www.Mobility-Spain.com The Mobility Wizards S.L. For all your mobility needs: Repairs, Rentals, Sales and Insurance. Call: 633 127 901/ 622 832 954.

(259038)

PREMIER MOBILITY SPAIN – Sale or Hire of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs & Walking Aids. Batteries & Tyres supplied & fitted. All types of repairs carried out i.e Stair-lifts, Electric Bikes, Pool Pumps & TV’s. Call 603 263 157/663 956 018 / 951 542 184 (256218)

MOTORING AUTOMATIC gearbox specialist. Transmatic. All models including classic cars, serviced, repaired and reconditioned. Also 4x4 transfer boxes and power steering Call/fax 952 796 166 952 805 804 email: transmatic2005@ya hoo.com www.transmatic.es

SELLING YOUR SPANISH CAR? PHONE Bill Brady for the best cash price.

Stay safe and phone Bill on 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (257838)

MOSQUITO SCREENS MOSQUITO NICK NO1 SPECIALIST FOR MOSQUITO SCREENS for all types of windows and doors.

PRICE PROMISE/NEVER BEATEN ON PRICE!!! All types of screens: sliding, pull-down, pleated, fixed and ARCHED available in all colours including wood grain. Call Nick at 647 072 861, www.mosquitonick.ws (257078) (T1)

ACE OF SHADES - Don’t let the bugs get you! Available in enrollable, slider and pleated. Large choice of colours including wood effect. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / info@aceof shades.design (101730)

MASSIVE SAVINGS AT BILL BRADY CARS has been established on the Costa del Sol since 1986, in which time he has helped thousands of expatriates to buy or sell their quality used Spanish cars and also keeping all the documentation simple so you understand all that is going on (which is important). You can contact Bill direct on 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 or billbrady cars.com (257838)

SALE PRICE HONDA CIVIC (DIESEL) 1.6 IDTEC. 2015 (Face lift model) One private owner 34’000 Klm (21’000 Mls) Full service history from Honda Marbella and 5 year warranty. Leaving Spain hence this fabulous car at new low price of only 13’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbrady cars.com (257838)

PRICE SLASHED IT’S A BARGAIN CITROEN Berlingo Combi XTR. Plus 1.6 HDI.190 2012 New ITV (MOT) and service roof rack, privy glass, cruise control, climate control and lots more a very scarce MPV. WAS 10’995€ NOW 7’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 or billbradycars.com (257838)

SALE PRICE AUTOMATIC 4X4 NISSAN JUKE DIG-T 190 CV 2015 (Special order) 36’000 klm (22’000 mls) bought and serviced

by Nissan. Cost 28’000 €, new to many extras to list see web page massive saving only WAS 17´995€ NOW16’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 or bill bradycars.com (257838)

SALE PRICE AUTOMATIC / DIESEL ESTATE MERCEDES C-220 two private owners and always well serviced, low kilometres, parking sensors, alloy wheels, metallic silver, a must see for only WAS 8´995€ NOW 8’500€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221, billbradycars.com (257838)

SALE PRICE KIA SPORTAGE (Diesel) 4X2 1.7 CRDI 2013 One private owner 58’000 Klm (36’000 Mls) Not a rental or lease Jeep Metallic gold, parking sensors, alloy wheels and much more great value for money WAS 14’995€ NOW ONLY 13’995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (257838)

PRICE SLASHED IT’S A BARGAIN 4X4 (DIESEL 1.9) SUZUKI GRAND VITARA SWB. 3 Door 2012 Mdl. 62’000 Klm (39’000 Mis) from private owner bought from Suzuki Malaga, parking sensors, used only as town Jeep Look at this low price WAS 10´995€ NOW 9,995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221, billbradycars.com (257838)

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AUTOMATIC BMW TOURER 320-D (DIESEL) 2013/14 from private owner and service history from BMW Marbella 50’000 Klm. (31’000 Mls ) Top of the range with all the extras. Cost new over 40’000 €, yes the price is correct at only 20’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 bill bradycars.com (257838)

SALE PRICE CONVERTIBLE AUDI A-3 2011 1.6 TDI. One private owner only 36’000 Klm (22’000 Mls) service history, new ITV. (MOT) immaculate condition polar white, black soft top 5 speed, wind breaker, alloy wheels and lots more and its only WAS 14´995€ NOW13’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221, billbradycars.com (257838)

IDEAL TOWN OR FIRST CAR SEAT MII 2014 5 Door with only 50'000 Klm (31'000 Klm) From private owner new ITV (MOT) till 2020 drives and looks great. Leaving Spain hence this great offer, well under list price at only 5'995€ 952 838 842 / 608950221 billbradycars.com (257838)

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MOTORING TRADE IN TO CLEAR SKODA FABIA 1.4 Inj 2003/4 from private owner 40’000 Klm (25’000 Mls) ITV Oct 18 A/C, CD, drives great its only 2700€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 bill bradycars.com. (257838)

CHEAP (DIESEL) 4X4 SSANGYONG with only 88’000 Klm (55’000 Mls) One private owner 2001 Mdl. side bars and bull bars, looks and drives great for only 2’995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (257838)

DIESEL RENAULT SCENIC 1.9 DCI 2006 from private owner 133’000 Klm (83’000 Mls) With full service history great MPV. For family or working and its only 3’995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (257838)

NEARLY NEW TOYOTA AYGO 2016 5 door one private owner 12’000 Klm (7’000 Mls) full service history and warranty from Toyota save a fortune its only 8’995€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbrady cars.com (257838)

STORAGE

2004 CITROEN C5 2.0 DIESEL automatic new ITV in very good condition throughout, lots of extras including alloys climate control €2,995. Tel: 695559939. (252347)

CLASSIC BMW 520 ISE 1982, RHD on Spanish plates, in good condition throughout, drives perfect, been here 22 years, only €995 Tel: 695559939.

(252347)

2005 NISSAN PRIMERA new model, 2.2 diesel 6 speed, in excellent condition throughout alloy air con, Sat Nav Spanish car €2,995. Tel: 695559939.

(252347)

2004 RENAULT KANGO MULTISPACE 1.5 DCI, new ITV and tyres twin side doors, in excellent condition throughout, air con €2,495. Tel: 695559939. (252347)

CLASSIC CITROEN 2cd 1981 LHD Spanish Car, only 50,000 KLM, Runs and drives, but has been stood for a while and needs a little TLC. Would make a really nice car €2,250 Tel: 695559939.

(252347)

2003 BMW 328.SE 4 door right hand drive, on Spanish plates. 1 owner from new, Full service History, silver with black leather, Alipina Alloys 3 sets of keys. Must be seen. €2,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

RENAULT Master Van, 2.4D, 2006, 170,000km, Spanish plates, MWB, SHR, VGC, 5250€. Tlf 603 464 582 (259511)

CITROEN XSARA Picasso, 1.6 Hdi, diesel, excellent condition, 100,000km.

Right hand drive on Spanish plates, air con, alloy sets, new ITV, great car. €3,450. Tel: 695559939.

(252347)

CLASSIC MERCEDES 190 E 2.0 Petrol, rare 4 speed manual 1991, Spanish car, in very good condition throughout. These cars are increasing in Value, only €2,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

CLASSIC MERCEDES Convertible 1993 SL 300, 5 speed Auto, 24V LHD on English Plates, one previous owner, good condition throughout. Excellent Runner. 90,000 KLM. Hard Top €5,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

2007 DIESEL AUTOMATIC Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Ghia, with all extras including climate control. 1 owner from new. 120,000kms, with Ford service history.

Metalic light blue. €4,750.

Tel: 695559939 (252347)

REMOVALS & STORAGE

LANDROVER DISCOVERY 1998, 2.5 diesel Auto 5 door 7 seater , Air conditioning , Spanish car LHD, in very good condition for its year , new ITV. Excellent Runner €3,750 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

TOYOTA HIACE 2007.

Panel Van 2.4. English plates RHD, In very good condition throughout. Tax and MOT. Ideal for Return Trip €1,995 Tel: 695559939. (252347)

HYUNDAI i20 2010, black all extras 1.2 petrol 102,000kms including transfer cost €3950 607 334 610 (259153)

DACIA SANDERO 2010 1.5 diesel white, 202,000kms all extras €3750 including transfer 634 029 878 (259153)

MOTORING WANTED CARS, VANS, ANY REGISTRATION, INSTANT CASH, FINANCE/EMBARGO UK OR SPANISH 685 524 921.

(252581) CARS, VANS UK OR SPANISH BOUGHT FOR CASH. FREE COLLECTION IN SPAIN/UK. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 OR 952 669 701. (252581) WANTED CARS AND VANS, FREE COLLECTION, SAME DAY 685 524 921. (252581)

CAR, VANS BOUGHT WITH/WITHOUT PAPERS. CASH WAITING 678 808 837. (252581) CAMPER VANS, CARAVANS, MOBILE HOMES, BOATS AND ALL PLANT, DIGGERS, DUMPERS, MOTORBIKE, CARS AND COMMERCIALS WANTED. BEST PRICE PAID CASH TODAY, ANY REGISTRATION WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837. (252581)

PETS YOUNG DOMESTICATED cats rescued from the killing station need kind homes.

Fully vaccinated and neutered. We will also deliver to England for a donation to the charity.

Please give one of these beautiful cats a home so we can save more from death. Can be seen without obligation at Cat and Dog World Kennels.

Tel. 630 197 435 (246764) ACE CHARITY “El Refugio” in La Cala de Mijas is a registered charity.

We have on average 275 dogs in our care and we receive no help from the Town Hall or the Andalucian government. We desperately need foster homes and adoptants for our many dogs, especially the small ones and puppies who do not do well in a big shelter. We are grateful for any help offered, including donations of food and blan-

kets. Visiting times are from 13.00 to 15.00 and you can always turn up or make an appointment by calling Denise on 669 018 736. Our website is www.ace-charity.org where you can view all the dogs in our care.

(93320) ADANA THE ANIMAL SHELTER IN ESTEPONA. We always need volunteers to walk and socialise with our dogs and help with cleaning. We also need good homes for our animals that you can see on www.adana.es. Kennels open every day 10-1.30, Camino de Casares, near Parque de los Pedregales, Estepona. (5 minutes from the Poligono) For more information call 952 113 467, available from 10.00am until 14.00pm. (93319) SEPE the horse and donkey charity is open to the public week-ends from 10.00 to 5.00. Volunteers are much needed in all departments and are welcome at anytime. For our riding for the disabled classes, we are also in need of extra helpers. We are nationally registered by the Spanish Ministry of the Interior (164640) but only with your support can we give the equine a voice. If you can just commit to 2 or 3 euros a month it will really help make a difference.

You can find us at Lauro Golf Equestrian Centre, Alqueria, Alhaurin de la Torre. Tel. 608 258 950 info@sepeonline.net www.sepeonline.net (93321)

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AT SOS ANIMAL REFUGE we have dogs, young and old looking for homes. Some of our dogs have been with us for some time and would love to find a cosy spot to curl up in and a knee on which to rest their heads. If you have room in your heart and home we would love to hear from you. We do not put our dogs to sleep - no matter how old, they are safe with us. For day to day needs and to pay for veterinary care, we much appreciate the support we receive. We desperately need items to sell on our market stall to help raise funds and are happy to come and collect. So if you are having a clear-out, please contact us on 605 227 155.

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ARCH- Andalusian Rescue Centre for Horses welcomes visitors and volunteers to our stables every day from 9-11am.

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Rafael Nadal suffers injury setback

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RAFAEL NADAL has suffered yet another injury setback as he withdrew late on from the ATP 500 event in Acapulco.

The World Number Two was due to make his comeback at the ATP event in Mexico, having not featured since retiring injured against Martin Cilic in the quarter-finals of the Australian Open.

The Spaniard was set to face fellow countryman Feliciano Lopez on Tuesday but was forced to pull out late on after a recurrence of a hip injury.

Speaking to the media, the 31-year-old explained he does not know the full extent of his injury but hopes it is only a minor issue.

He said: “My goal and hope was to play in this tournament. Unfortunately, in my last training session yesterday, I felt a sharp pain in my leg again.

“But yesterday, in my

Ruben Semedo charged with attempted murder

DEFENDING HIMSELF: Semedo denies the charges.

by Tom Woods

RAFAEL NADAL: Has withdrawn from the ATP 500 due to injury.

last training session before the tournament, during one movement I felt a sharp pain again in the same area where I had the problem in Australia.

“I still don't know what it is, because we don't know.

“It seems it’s not as bad as what I had at the Australian Open. Now, my main goal is to find out the extent of the injury.

“Maybe it is a minor situation, but the reality is that there is liquid and until it goes down a bit and the relevant tests are done, it will not be possible to diagnose.”

VILLARREAL defender Ruben Semedo has been suspended without pay after being charged with attempted murder.

Semedo, 23, who is currently being held in custody without bail, has also been charged by the court in Lliria with robbery, assault, illegal detention, and possession of illegal weapons.

The Portugal Under21 player who joined Villarreal for €14 million from Sporting Lisbon last summer, denies the allegations.

A club statement read: “While always respecting the notion that everyone is innocent until

proven guilty, the club has decided to suspend the player from duties without pay until the ongoing case has been settled.

“Villarreal would like to show its horror at the grave crimes the player Ruben Semedo has been charged with.”

Accusations against Semedo include tying up, assaulting and holding a man captive, as well as robbing the apartment.

Semedo’s agent Cabio Balde told Portuguese television network TSF that his client had been tricked.

He has played five times for Villarreal this season and his last game was a 2-0 defeat.

Malaga struggling to survive

By Tobias Entwhistle WITH just 12 games left of the La Liga season, Malaga CF find themselves in deep relegation trouble.

After 26 games they sit rooted to the bottom of the table on 13 points, seven adrift of safety having picked up just one point in their last six games.

Los Boquerones fell to their 19th loss of the season on Wednesday, as Joaquin Correa scored the only goal in a 1-0 win for Sevilla, but it was the manner of the loss which needs to be addressed as soon as possible if they are to get

themselves out of trouble.

Despite having eight shots in total and enjoying 48 per cent of possession against Sevilla, Malaga failed to register a single shot on target the entire game, while they also struggled to make any real clear-cut chances.

And it is the issue of goals that have proven to be Malaga’s problem all season.

The Malaguistas have scored just three goals in 2018 and only 16 all season, with new boss Jose Gonzalez failing to taste success as Malaga manager as of yet.

January signings Alberto Bueno, Samu, Isaac Success

and Brown Ideye, brought in to aid the side’s goalscoring troubles, have struggled thus far, with only the latter managing to register a goal.

If Malaga are to pull off a miraculous relegation revival and remain in La Liga, scoring goals is something that must very quickly improve.

They face a must-win game tomorrow against Leganes, before hosting League leaders Barcelona at La Rosaleda the following week, with crucial games against relegation rivals Alaves and Deportivo La Coruña still to come.

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MALAGA: Have struggled in front of goal this season.

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motoring

Show on the road

Photo credit Ferrari/Rinspeed/Shutterstock.

THIS year’s Geneva Motor Show is just around the corner.

Kicking off next Thursday, the first major European motor show of the year is once again set to feature a raft of new production cars and concepts.

The 10-day industry showcase is now in its 88th year, and 2018 is set to be the biggest yet.

Among the most anticipated new cars is British sports stalwart Aston Martin’s new Vantage, while the company is also expected to reveal its latest World Endurance Championship GTE Vantage race car and has hinted there may be a surprise in store for visitors.

Ferrari is due to bring its recently unveiled GTOapeing 488 Pista to the event, while Land Rover has confirmed that the limited edition 70th anniversary two-door Range Rover SV Coupe - currently known only from a top-down interior photo - will make its official debut.

Other debutants are likely to include updated versions of Volvo’s V60 Wagon estate, Kia’s Ceed, Hyundai’s Santa Fe, Audi’s A6, BMW’s X4 and Z4, Porsche’s 911 GT3 RS, Mercedes’ A-class and AMG GT Coupe, Jeep Wrangler and the Lexus Ux, while Toyota is expected to show a new racing concept based on the latest Supra.

A slew of new electric models will also be on display, including the Hyundai Nexo, Jaguar I-Pace, Porsche Mission E, Volkswagen ID Vizzion, and Smart Fortwo EQ, plus the new Formula E race car.

As usual, there will also be a handful of jaw-dropping vehicles to look at, from the 789 bhp road legal McLaren Senna, all 500 of which have already been sold, to the stunning Polestar 1 coupe and the wacky Rinspeed Snap.

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