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Be more kind

The holidays can be the cruelest time of the year. By Ray Roa

hanksgiving is here, but seeing it creep up on the calendar—with more December holidays coming fast behind it—is a little unnerving because for eight months now, the Bay area has lived under the dark shadow of coronavirus. In March, it was new, unknown and scary. Today, with a gazillion more news cycles under our belts, COVID-19 is a familiar bedfellow that not enough people seem to respect. It asks us to wear our masks, sanitize our hands and keep a six-foot distance between our neighbors. It kept us company during an insane presidential election. It’s confined us to our homes, and it’s made simple human contact more of a valuable currency—and calculated risk—than ever before. All of our new habits have left us with what the media calls COVID-19 fatigue. And yeah, we’re all even more beat down than we ever imagined we could be. But maybe we’re only tired because we haven’t given up. Most of us reading this are lucky enough to go to a bed at night exhausted but with just enough energy to think about the challenges that we’ll face—successfully and unsuccessfully—the next day. There are pithy quotes and inspirational Instagram messages about being a fighter, and getting through the dark just to get to the light, but in reality, all that huffing and puffing is a bunch of bullshit because, simply put—life is really hard right now. So many of our neighbors are on the edge of one of catastrophic times. Hospitality friends risk their lives clocking in and serving countless patrons who may or may not know to tip like their own money is on fire. With moratoriums on evictions lifted, folks—from those on welfare all the way up to those whose lives were built on the boom of the pre-COVID days—are looking at dramatic changes in their housing situations. Anyone living with COVID-19 and its after

effects is certainly feeling the strain, and our healthcare workers are still begging us to take the illness seriously. Even those who present like they’re doing OK could very well be on the brink of a bout of depression or severe anxiety. The holidays won’t make coping with coronavirus any easier, but they are a reminder that for some of us, there’s always an opportunity to do more and create a community that is—at the very least—more kind. I’m not talking about standing down to the COVID-19 truther uncle you don’t have to talk to this year. And I’m not certainly not suggesting being more tolerant of intolerance. I’m talking about doing just a little more to make somebody else’s day better. Whether it’s by giving away a jacket or helping a mutual aid organization (p. 10), buying band merch (p. 39), supporting local artisans (p. 31), acknowledging the land (p. 35) or asking a local kitchen to cook for you on Thanksgiving (p. 17), there are ways to share some of your good fortune—be it your health, wealth, wherewithal or happiness—with someone whose feet pound the same pavement yours do. This issue, in a very simple way, is an attempt to help us do just that. CL’s been really lucky to have so far made it through what coronavirus has thrown its way in 2020, and we’re even luckier that you’re still here to help us along. Thank you. It’s been eight months since we’ve seen most of you in person, and we can’t wait to see you again, but we’ll happily wait until it’s safe to do so. In the meantime, we hope someone’s being kind to you, and that you’re getting a chance to return the favor. (If you’re feeling lonely, in danger or just need a spot of help, professionals at the Crisis Center of Tampa Bay are ready to guide you to resources that you need. Visit crisiscenter.com or call 2-1-1 right away.)

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What is Mutual Aid? And how to help in Tampa Bay.

t’s been 11 years since Theo Severson was living in Hyde Park with his Crate Brothers DJ-ing partner Mes McDonald. Back then, he would go on bike rides late at night, but one evening, all of a sudden, he finally noticed the folks sleeping on the streets and had the simple thought most decent human beings might have: “Holy crap, look at these people. This is the city that I love, what can I do?” But he took another step. “I went home, cleaned up my closet and grabbed warm clothes,” Severson told CL. “Then I asked some homies for donations.” One of the first things he got was a fur coat from a friend’s mom. Over the years, Severson has received some other luxe items (comes with the territory when part of your circle is made up of sharp-dressed denizens from Tampa’s nightclub scene), but he starts collecting jackets, blankets, sweaters, mittens, gloves, shoes—anything warm—over the summer when people ditch cold weather items. He then washes the clothes, and every Thanksgiving he drives around giving the warm clothing away to anyone who wants it. “About 95% of people will take something,” Severson said before letting out a little chuckle and adding that, “there are some people who understandable tell you to shoo off or get the fuck away.” At first, the clothes took about three car loads to distribute. Then his friends started spreading the call. At one point, Monk, another Tampa DJ, made a Facebook event page that ended with clubgoers bringing items to sinceshuttered Ybor City institution Czar. Recently, friends with businesses like Seminole Heights vegan food stand 3 Dot Dash offered discounts to anyone who brought a donation. Because of social distancing, 2020 will have a slightly different vibe (read: masks), but in 2019, Severson spent weeks giving the clothes away—and he still had stuff left over to give to other friends in need before donating the rest to The Spring, Gracepoint and Metropolitan Ministries. “I was driving around until New Year’s Eve,” he explained.

For Severson, the impetus to give back is a simple attempt to repay Tampa for what it’s given him. “It’s cliché, but it makes you feel good and makes me feel like I did something good for a city that’s afforded me a lot of opportunities,” he said. “Everything I have is essentially because of this city, all the friends I have, my good experiences, for the most part, are because of this city.” And when asked how others can help him provide aid, Severson put it simply. “Just start doing it in your neighborhood. It’s literally just me driving around, collecting stuff from friends and passing it out,” he said. “There’s no need to make it bigger on my end. My friends send me socks, or gift cards, but it’s really just simple.” Severson’s jacket collection and distribution treads near the territory of mutual aid. Recently, mutual aid has become repopularized as a form of supporting one another through sharing goods and physical labor with people in our communities in order to build a better world together. From disaster relief during and after the west coast wildfires, to hurricane relief and feeding the houseless in Tampa Bay, mutual aid stretches across America, and across the world. But far from being a recently developed practice, mutual aid is a time tested form of people’s communal determination to better their living conditions and the political situation of their communities. Tampa has a rich history of mutual aid. In the late 1800s and early 1900s, immigrant communities from Spain, Cuba and Italy formed mutual aid societies in Ybor, and supported each other through economic hardship, provided food and free medical care for each other, along with an array of other services. The Cuban Club, now one of Tampa’s most well known music and event venues, was one of the original mutual aid organizations in Tampa, along with L’Unione Italiana, Centro Español, Centro Asturiano, La Unión Martí-Maceo. One of the most effective and popular

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“Mutual aid goes beyond throwing money at problems.”

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REPRESENT: Theo Severson is just one person doing his part to give back to his city. examples of mutual aid in America was operated by the Black Panthers. As a response to the impoverished conditions in their communities, the Panthers started their Free Breakfast Program, which took root in Oakland, where their headquarters was located, and spread across the country. They estimate that they fed over 20,000 children, and believe that the federal government’s decision to give free breakfast to children in schools in 1966 was influenced by the Panther’s work. This is a prime example of mutual aid achieving two of its main goals: bettering conditions in a community while changing the political landscape to benefit the people. Locally, the Bay Area Dream Defenders replicated this program in St. Petersburg through its “Books and Breakfast” meetups. Now, mutual aid takes many forms. Disaster relief is how I became involved with mutual aid, and since then I’ve worked in the aftermath of several hurricanes with Mutual Aid Disaster Relief (MADR). MADR practices the motto, “solidarity not charity”, which sets mutual aid apart from philanthropy. Mutual aid goes beyond throwing money at problems, to actively participate and remain on the ground in communities in order to help solve problems collectively and help build communities that care for each other. Tampa Food Not Bombs distributed hundreds of meals a week to houseless people as COVID-19 set in this year. They were one of the only groups to continue feeding people as churches and other relief organizations shut their doors due to the pandemic. They continue their work, feeding massive amounts of people with a group of dedicated volunteers. From the momentum of the Black Lives Matter uprising this summer, some protesters and protest groups have also begun mutual

aid work. Groups such as the Black Collective Movement (BCM), Community Aid Network (CAN) and the Tropical Communist Party (TCP) are distributing much needed aid packages, food, water and clothing to vulnerable communities. This type of work is crucial in a time like this, as the nation faces a massive economic depression, climate catastrophe and as COVID-19 continues to disrupt people’s lives, especially in Florida. As we approach the holiday season, it can be easy to get wrapped up in consumerism, or to rest on the belief that participating in electoral politics is where politics begins and ends. But getting involved in groups building community is very much needed to change our political landscape, and help the most vulnerable. Here’s a list of some groups doing mutual aid in the Tampa Bay Area: Bay Area Dream Defenders facebook.com/ baddsquadd Bay Area Harm Reduction facebook.com/ tampabahr Black Collective Movement @thebcmtampa on Instagram Community Aid Network facebook.com/ communityaid Food Not Bombs Tampa @tampafoodnotbombs on Instagram Love Has No Borders facebook.com/groups/ lovehasnoborders Mutual Aid Disaster Relief mutualaiddisasterrelief.org Sex Worker Solidarity Network facebook. com/sexworkersolidaritynetwork Tampa Bay Action Collective facebook.com/ tbactioncollective Tropical Communist Party @tcp.tampa on Instagram

Park elsewhere By Justin Garcia

ernice Thomas’ apartment was nothing fancy. Cinder block walls, two bedrooms, one bathroom and 739-square-feet for her, her husband and her grandchildren. But Tampa Park Apartments near Ybor City was home, until she was evicted by the owners in October. Now, she’s living with a friend of the family, in a three-bedroom apartment housing 11 people. She could be kicked out any moment because of the crowding. She’s in East Tampa now, which is further away from her work. “It’s made my entire life much more difficult,” she says. Earlier this year, COVID-19 hit 55-yearold Thomas and her family hard. She’s the breadwinner of the family, and lost her job in April. On top of losing income, she contracted coronavirus, and had to quarantine for two weeks. She says that her property manager put up flyers while she was quarantining, which informed her neighbors that she had the virus. “Everyone was scared of me, even though I was doing the right thing and staying away,” Thomas says. “I don’t know why they had to do that.” Thomas wasn’t paying rent since she lost her job, she admits that. She couldn’t afford it. The owners of Tampa Park Apartments had already informed her and everyone else that they needed to be out of their homes by Nov. 1, because developers purchased the property. Thomas got a new job and started saving to pay her backed rent, but still lived in fear of what would come next. In May, the Tampa Bay Times reported that the buyer of 12 of the roughly 18 acres of Tampa Park is BluePearl Specialty & Emergency Pet Hospital co-founder Darryl Shaw. Shaw is an investor in the Times. Three days after Times reporters revealed that Shaw was the buyer, the Times editorial board wrote that the sale was “a critical link to a vibrant downtown” adding that the move was “good news for residents and the city alike” and that “The deal could enable hundreds of residents to find better living conditions.” In a Monday email to CL, Tori Boyd, the relocation manager hired by Shaw, said that a relocation team was hired to assist with housing referrals, counseling and other services. Boyd said that Tampa Park residents were offered $1,500 in financial assistance to help pay for

security deposits, first and last month’s rent, and setting up new utilities, adding that Shaw helped about 85% of the residents with their moving and gave financial assistance to about 75% of the residents. “Moving costs, including boxes, were [also] covered,” Boyd wrote. “Security deposits were refunded in full. Many [got] back as much as $1,500.” In October, Governor Ron DeSantis lifted the eviction ban in Florida, which protected those affected economically by COVID-19 from winding up without a roof over their heads. As soon as the ban was lifted, Tampa Park owners S. Kay Andrews and James Harrell— who will make millions of dollars from the sale of an apartment complex with an estimated market value of about $6.26 million, according to the Hillsborough County Property Appraiser’s Office—took action against everyone who owed rent and those with expired leases. The Times reported that hired security showed up on October 3 to evict people. Usually, the police help enforce evictions, but they could not, because no eviction paperwork had been filed through the courts. According to the Times, police characterized the eviction process as a “civil dispute” and did not get involved. Some people were not at home for work or other reasons when the evictors changed the locks on their homes, thus trapping their belongings inside. When Creative Loafing Tampa Bay reached out to Tampa Park Apartments property manager Yolanda Amos, who oversaw the evictions, she said, “No comment on my side.” Bernice has applied to two other apartment complexes. She listed Tampa Park Apartments as her previous landlords, and one of the leasing agents told her that her application was denied because she got a bad review from the property manager. “The fact that these are subsidized units being evicted during a pandemic makes this an even more grave situation than usual,” Tom DiFiore, who works as team leader of the housing unit at Bay Area Legal Services, told CL. “The health risk being posed by evicting people at this time makes this extra hard to swallow.” DiFiore’s seen eviction filing numbers rise dramatically during the pandemic, especially when the ban was lifted by DeSantis. He says that from March to July, there were 160 eviction

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After eviction, a mother is now living in a three-bedroom with 11 people.

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“The cause of human dignity has to be on the minds of the government.”

GHOST TOWN: There’s no one left at Ybor City’s Tampa Park Apartments. filings in Hillsborough County. From August to September, there were 650. As of October 20, there were an estimated 40-45 eviction filings a day, which means that there were over 1,200 eviction filings for the month of October. He points out that the changing of locks on tenant’s units at Tampa Park Apartments may have violated section five of Florida statute 83.67, which describes prohibited practices of landlords in Florida. “A landlord of any dwelling unit governed by this part shall not remove the outside doors, locks, roof, walls, or windows of the unit except for purposes of maintenance, repair, or replacement...” The statute reads. Despite this, DiFiore predicts that the evictions will increase in November in December as more landlords move to evict, despite what the legalities and the risks may be. Tampa City Councilman Luis Viera spends a lot of time on tenant’s issues, and wants more resources for renters. “Tragedies and challenges like this are a stark reminder that people were dealing with a crisis before COVID-19, but it’s become worse. In hurricane terms, if they were dealing with a category two before, it’s a category five now,” the councilman says. “Unemployment has tripled in some areas and we have a housing crisis on our hands. The job of the city of Tampa on these issues is to try to fill in the areas where federal and state aid leaves people with gaps.” The problem, according to Viera, is that

the gaps in relief from the state and federal level are massive. He says the failure of the Trump administration to provide relief beyond the CARES Act, and the lack of protection of citizens from the state level has left people in a position where they could go hungry or homeless. “The cause of human dignity has to be on the minds of the government,” says Viera. In Hillsborough County, COVID-19 is far from defeated. After the lifting of restrictions by Governor DeSantis, cases have steadily increased. Some call this the “third wave”, but experts such as Dr. Anthony Fauci—the nation’s top infectious disease expert—say that we have yet to finish the first wave of infections, the first wave just never stopped growing. The reason that Center for Disease Control guidelines encourage letting tenants stay in place until at least the end of the year is to protect communities from COVID-19 spread that comes with displacement. However, tenants must provide a signed declaration to their landlord, stating that they fall under the situations protected by the CDC. Bernice Thomas is still trying to make her way back to a normal life. She’s working in St. Petersburg 40 hours a week. On a day with good traffic, it’s about a 45-minute drive each way from East Tampa. The crowded house makes resting difficult, and although she tries to stay positive, she can’t help but be upset with her situation. “I feel like they owe us a lot, more than I explain, for the way they treated us,” she says.

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The crackup is coming Republican enablers know better.

his won’t end well. Ignore, for the moment, the fact that 73 million people voted for an authoritarian nihilist whose casual indifference to the COVID-19 pandemic and general incompetence have already contributed to hundreds of thousands of deaths and will almost certainly contribute to tens of thousands more before his term ends. Ignore, too, the flashing neon signs warning about our undemocratic democracy: Four years ago, Donald Trump won 306 electoral votes while earning 2.9 million fewer popular votes than his opponent; two weeks ago, Joe Biden had to beat Trump by 5 million votes to match that total, and Trump still came within 110,000 or so well-placed votes of pulling another Electoral College inside straight. Focus on what’s happened since the election. What’s unnerving isn’t that Trump has spent the last two weeks venting a nonstop stream of paranoid delusions about a vast plot to deprive him of a second term. That much could be explained by any shrink. When malignant narcissists fail, “Psychology Today” told us in July, “they become metastable, placing us as family, friends, co-workers, corporations, the public, or a nation in greatest danger. … If evidence is presented, they will seek to have it invalidated or claim that it is false, fake, or a product of vague conspiracies, but most certainly not true. Any evidence presented, and those that present it will be attacked aggressively and vindictively. … The narcissist will engage supporters or enablers to simultaneously attack those who offer proof or evidence, even if it embarrassingly exposes their poodle-like behavior as that of spineless sycophants. … Expect lies to increase and to be repeated exponentially. They will, even in light of factual evidence to the contrary, lie more profusely and adamantly.” Sound familiar? I don’t know whether Trump believes his own bullshit. To be honest, I don’t really care. I care about this: People are dying, and Trump no longer even pretends to bother with his day job. Instead, he’s attacking the legitimacy of the election and the incoming administration, sabotaging the transition during a crisis, and spending every waking hour telling his followers there’s a conspiracy to steal the election. He is the victim. They should be angry. They need to fight back. Message received: “I believe the fate of the

republic hangs in the balance here,” Fox Business host Lou Dobbs told U.S. Representative Devin Nunes, who once sued a fake cow on Twitter. “If Republicans don’t challenge and change the U.S. election system, there will never be another Republican president elected again,” Senator Lindsey Graham, who left his last shred of dignity in John McCain’s coffin, told “Fox News Sunday.” “President Trump should not concede.” It’s hardly worth pointing out that none of this exists in real life. Republicans can’t find fraud. Trump’s lawsuits are a joke. His own government admits everything ran smoothly. He’s too far behind for recounts to matter. The election is over. Yet the charade has taken a toll. Only 26% of Republicans believe the election was fair, according to a Morning Consult poll. Just 34% trust the democratic process—half the amount that did so before the election. No matter how decisive Biden’s win, a significant proportion of the public will always believe the fix was in. Trump might not be able to help himself. But his Republican enablers know better. Had they denounced the fusillade of lies and conspiracies—or even ignored it—they might not have stopped Trump’s base from believing him, but they wouldn’t have reinforced him, either. “There is no evidence of fraud” wouldn’t have become a partisan statement. But given the choice of coddling Trump’s tantrum or protecting democratic institutions, Republicans chose Trump. Only four of 53 Republican senators have bothered to congratulate the president-elect. Two said there was nothing to congratulate Biden for. The 2024 wannabes—Senators Marco Rubio, Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz, and Josh Hawley— snapped to attention when Don Jr. accused the party of “cower[ing] to the media mob.” The two Republican senators from Georgia, who face runoff elections in January, demanded that Georgia’s Republican secretary of state to resign after Trump whined about losing the state. Trump’s Cabinet has gotten in on the action, too. Attorney General William Barr appeased the Boss by green-lighting his prosecutors to investigate “voting irregularities”; the head of the DOJ’s Election Crimes Branch resigned in protest. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo promised

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“I don’t know whether Trump believes his own bullshit.”

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By Jeffrey C. Billman

BABY BOY: Little Marco snapped to attention when Don Jr. accused the party of ‘cower[ing] to the media mob.’ reporters there would be a “smooth transition to a second Trump administration,” then berated a reporter who asked about the hypocrisy of lecturing other countries’ leaders on accepting defeat while Trump refuses to do the same. To the degree there’s an end game, it’s to convince Republican state legislatures to circumvent voters and appoint their own slates of electors—a dubious legal strategy that has nonetheless spread throughout the conservative media ecosystem, endorsed by the likes of Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Don Jr., and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. The fact that major right-wing figures—allies of the president—are talking out loud about what can only be described as a coup, based solely on hallucinations about fraud, without fear of

marginalization or recrimination, tells you everything you need to know about the modern Republican Party. The truth is, Republicans made a Faustian bargain: Defend Trump’s racism, corruption, and demagoguery; get tax cuts and judges. Republicans can say they don’t want to antagonize Trump and risk demoralizing the party’s base ahead of the Georgia runoffs—as if cowardice and political calculation are acceptable excuses for crapping on democratic institutions— but for four years, they sat back and watched the monster of cultural grievance Trump created become a powerful political force. So long as it benefited them, they said nothing. Now they’re stuck with it. The rest of us are, too.

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Fight, clubbed

Florida looks to end drama over reopening schools during pandemic. By Jim Saunders/News Service of Florida

rying to end months of legal wrangling, the state is urging an appeals court to keep in place a decision that backed Gov. Ron DeSantis and Education Commissioner Richard Corcoran in a fight about reopening schools during the COVID-19 pandemic. Attorneys for DeSantis and Corcoran filed documents on Nov. 10 asking the 1st District Court of Appeal to deny requests by the Florida Education Association teachers union and other plaintiffs for a rehearing in the highprofile case. The plaintiffs last month sought a rehearing after a three-judge panel of the appeals court overturned a circuit judge’s ruling that said Corcoran violated the Florida Constitution when he issued a July order aimed at reopening schools. The plaintiffs filed two similar motions asking for a rehearing by the three-judge panel or by the full appeals court, a request known as seeking an “en banc” hearing. But in the documents filed Tuesday, attorneys for DeSantis and Corcoran contended that the plaintiffs had not offered grounds to justify a rehearing in the case. The plaintiffs have contended that Corcoran’s July order violated a constitutional guarantee of “safe” and “secure” public education. Leon County Circuit Judge Charles Dodson agreed with the plaintiffs and issued a temporary injunction in August. But the panel of the appeals court on Oct. 9 flatly rejected Dodson’s ruling, saying that nothing in Corcoran’s order “requires any teacher or any student to return to the classroom.” The panel said Corcoran’s order gave school districts discretion about how to handle the situation. In one of the documents Tuesday asking for denial of a rehearing by the full appeals court, the state’s attorneys wrote that the three-judge panel “issued a thorough and detailed opinion that correctly rejected the plaintiffs’ arguments in defense of the trial court’s erroneous preliminary injunction.” “The plaintiffs’ motion for rehearing en banc does not show that the original panel erred in its conclusions, nor does the plaintiffs’

motion show that this case deserves the extraordinary attention of the full court sitting en banc,” the state’s attorneys wrote. “The benefits of finality and closure also weigh against reviving the threat of a preliminary injunction in this matter, and the plaintiffs’ motion for rehearing en banc should be denied.” Corcoran issued the order as he and DeSantis pushed for schools to reopen after being shuttered in March because of the pandemic. Students in the spring were shifted to online learning, but Corcoran and DeSantis argued that students and families should have a choice of in-person or online learning during the 2020-2021 school year. A key issue in the legal fight has involved part of the order that dealt with the way public schools are funded. The order effectively conditioned a portion of money on school districts submitting reopening plans that included the use of brickand-mortar classrooms, in addition to offering online alternatives. In his Aug. 24 ruling that granted a temporary injunction, Dodson said the order left school districts with “no meaningful alternative” about reopening classrooms. But the panel of the Tallahassee-based appeals court overturned Dodson’s ruling on a series of grounds. It said, in part, the plaintiffs lacked legal standing and were asking courts to decide “non-justiciable political questions.” Also the panel said the plaintiffs’ arguments would require courts to violate the constitutional separation of powers. In requesting a rehearing, however, attorneys for the plaintiffs said the panel had accepted “all of the state’s arguments—despite the trial court’s factual findings, supported by clear evidence, establishing that the state had abused its powers in a way that was harmful to Floridians.” “Even though in-person school opened in almost all Florida counties by August 31, the irreparable harm is continuing because teachers and staff who were forced to report to schools are becoming infected with COVID-19, have become sick, and even died after returning to in-person school,” said the motion for a rehearing before the full court.

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“Irreparable harm is continuing because teachers and staff who were forced to report to schools are becoming infected with COVID-19.”

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THURSDAY 12 Citing Canadian COVID-19 travel restrictions, a report by SportsNet straight up says that, “If Raptors can’t play at home, Tampa Bay area emerging as most likely choice. “WE SOUTH OF THE SOUTH” is an appropriate motto right? PHIL DESIMONE

In other Tampa Bay sports news, The Weeknd is revealed as the performer for the Super Bowl LV halftime show. So what does your face feel like when only half the seats are full at the biggest football game of the year?

FRIDAY 13 Citing zero evidence, Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz says voting machines, not Vladimir Putin, rigged elections. Not surprising since Rick, err, Matt Gaetz is a very normal human being and not at all a bag of raccoons working in unison to resemble a real congressman.

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MONDAY 16 Busch Gardens releases POV video from the front car of its forthcoming Iron Gwazi coaster, North America’s tallest hybrid roller coaster, as well as the fastest and steepest hybrid roller coaster in the world. Still, nothing is scarier than imagining being on the thing with someone who unknowingly has coronavirus.

COVID deaths at Florida’s long-term care facilities top 7,000, but, sure, by all means, go ahead and invite Nana to your house just so things can feel “normal” again. What kind of shit will the next week bring? Find out via cltampa.com/news.

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39 local restaurants offering sit-down and takeout Thanksgiving meals or specials. By Nora O’Neill, Thomas Holton and Alexandria Jones N. Florida Ave, Tampa, 813-227-9555. bizoutampa.com Blinkers Beachside Steakhouse and Lounge Call Blinkers to make a reservation for Thanksgiving Day. Seating is available from 2 p.m.-8 p.m. Traditional Thanksgiving specials are available along with Blinkers’ full menu of elevated beach eats such as steaks and seafood. 476 Mandalay Ave., Clearwater, 727-754-1757. blinkersbeachside.com Book + Bottle A fun and delicious tasting featuring champagne and still wines to pair with Thanksgiving dinner. Nov. 24. 7 p.m.-9 p.m. $45. 17 6th St. N, St. Petersburg, 727-240-7448. bookandbottlestpete.com Brick Street Farms Preorder a pie from Brick Street Farms online by Saturday, Nov. 21 at 3 p.m. and pick-up on Tuesday Nov. 24 from noon-5 p.m. Choose from Key lime, apple, pumpkin, cherry, pumpkin cheesecake, chocolate pecan and pecan pie. 2233 3rd Ave S, St. Petersburg, 727-329-6608. brickstreetfarms.com The Capital Grille You cook the meat, they’ll contribute sides like brioche stuffing, pecancrusted sweet potatoes with hot honey, and French green beans. Order online and pickup before Wednesday, Nov. 25. 4-6 guest servings are $125. 2223 N Westshore Blvd., Tampa, 813830-9433. thecapitalgrille.com Carabba’s Carabba’s is offering customers a bundle that can feed up to five; prices start at $39.99. Takeout and delivery options will be available. Choose from lasagna, chicken parmesan, or salmon saporito, which is topped with jumbo lump crab meat, lemon butter, diced tomatoes. Multiple locations, carrabbas.com CBD Dispensary The Smoke Bodega holdz its fifth annual Thanksgiving dinner this year. Those in need or those who don’t have anywhere to spend Thanksgiving can visit the shop for a meal. The dispensary is also looking for people to donate to help fund the event. 6911 Sheldon Rd., Tampa, 813-249-0420. thesmokebodega.com Coppertail Brewing Co. Annual bicycle scavenger hunt/food drive event Cranksgiving is a little different this year: a grocery list will be listed the night before and teams can show up on bikes with the foods mentioned to complete the event. Teams are entered into a raffle for prizes. The

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verything we loved and took for granted about Thanksgiving is in question this year. So, with huge family gatherings not being the smartest idea (read more about that on p. XX), many different Tampa restaurants are offering meals or specials to help things still feel like Thanksgiving. Please, please, please wear your mask, wash your hands and avoid gatherings with folks you don’t already live with. Hopefully things look and feel better next year. 4 Rivers Smokehouse Pre-order from the 4 Rivers holiday menu, including whole smoked turkeys, boneless ham, prime rib and signature angus brisket. The holiday selections also include homestyle side dishes such as mashed potatoes, classic gravy, cornbread stuffing and cranberry. Order Thanksgiving dinner by noon on Monday, Nov. 23 for pickup on Wednesday. Multiple locations, 4rsmokehouse.com 400 Beach Seafood & Tap House For $39.95 you can enjoy a three-course Thanksgiving Dinner from 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Dishes include butternut squash bisque, roasted turkey, grouper, and pumpkin cheesecake. Kids under 12 can opt for a smaller turkey meal for $17.95. 400 Beach Dr. NE, St. Petersburg, 727-896-2400. 400beachseafood.com American Social Get your groove on at American Social’s Thanksgiving Eve silent disco party. For $10, you can listen and dance to three different DJs for the night. The event is Wednesday, Nov. 25 from 9 p.m.-1 a.m. 601 S. Harbour Island Blvd., Tampa, (813) 605-3333. americansocialbar.com/tampa Ava’s Lowcountry Cuisine Sit back and relax with a customized Thanksgiving dinner package. Deadline for orders is Nov. 24. Pickup and delivery options available. Dinner packages $175-$450; single entrée/dessert options $20100.50. 120 Flagship Dr., Lutz, 813-702-3813. avascuisine.com Bizou Brasserie Come through this holiday season to Bizou Brasserie’s Thanksgiving dinner in downtown Tampa. Pick from a classic Thanksgiving Day selection or try out Bizou’s New American cuisine with a French-Creole flair. The dinner will have socially-distanced seating, and because of this, the restaurant is encouraging people to make reservations. 601

SMOKE ONE: Smoked turkey at the center of 4 Rivers’ Thanksgiving spread. event benefits Metropolitan Ministries. Nov. 21 11 a.m.- 4 p.m.2601 E 2nd Ave., Tampa, 813-2471500. coppertailbrewing.com Cricketers Get a steal with Cricketers’ Thanksgiving deal—either a roast turkey dinner or a prime rib dinner with sides and a dessert for only $23.95. The British pub is offering these two delicious options on Thanksgiving Day from 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The pub will be open from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. on Thanksgiving Day if you choose to drop by. 2634 Bayshore Blvd., Dunedin, 727736-1322. @cricketerspub on Facebook Columbia All Columbia restaurant locations will offer a full, traditional Thanksgiving dinner for curbside takeout. The fully-prepared holiday meal feeds 10 people and includes a 12-pound roasted whole Vermont turkey, stuffing, loads of Cuban bread, veggies and a choice of dessert. And yes, it comes with a 1905 salad, too. All orders ($149.95 plus tax) must be placed by 2 p.m. Thursday, Nov.19. To order, call the main phone number for each restaurant. Orders will be picked up on Wednesday, Nov. 25 at an appointed time between 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Multiple locations, columbiarestaurant.com (P.S. Columbia sister concept Goody Goody is taking orders on holiday pies.) Don Cesar Restaurants Don Cesar will have

special Thanksgiving menus at its Maritana and Rowe Bars. Some standouts from the Maritana menu include scallops, turkey roulade and pumpkin pie while Rowe Bar offers spiced carrot bisque, confit of turkey breast and pecan pumpkin pie. 3400 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach, 844-338-1501. doncesar.com/dining Eddie V’s Prime Seafood Visit the website or call now to reserve a table for Thanksgiving at Eddie V’s. Adults eat for $43 and children eat for $15. The meal includes Thanksgiving classics like turkey and stuffing, and dessert is a pumpkin pie tartlet with pecan ice cream. If you only need the sides, order ASAP for pickup on Nov. 24-25 for $125. Eddie V’s full menu will also be available. 4400 W Boy Scout Blvd., Tampa, 813-877-7290. eddiev.com Èlevage SoHo Kitchen & Bar A family-style feast with plenty of festive faves to choose from. Available for dine-in or to-go. Thursday, Nov. 26, 11 a.m.- 7 p.m. Adults $59, children 12 and under $25. 1207 S Howard Ave., Tampa, 813999-8700. epicureanhotel.com The Feinstein Group Restaurants The Feinstein Group, which is comprised of the Black Pearl, the Living Room, and Sonder Social Club, is offering gourmet takeout meals this Thanksgiving. The entree will be going for $35, and comes with

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BAO DOWN: Thanks & Giving Bao is Hawkers’ take on the infamous Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. herb butter basted turkey, port wine cranberry sauce, sweet onion sage bread pudding, and more. Pickup is available at the Black Pearl on Wednesday, Nov. 25, between 12 p.m.-8 p.m. 315 Main St., Dunedin. 727-734-3463. tfg. ventures Fenway Hotel Come through for Thanksgiving at the Fenway, a three-course family-style feast with all the classic Thanksgiving dishes you could imagine and then some. The dessert lineup includes traditional pumpkin pie with whipped cream, southern black bottom pie, and peach & orange cobbler with pecan streusel. The meals come in at $75 for adults and $25 for children, and reservations can be made over phone or through Yelp. 453 Edgewater Dr., Dunedin. 727254-7256. fenwayhotel.com Fleming’s Prime Steakhouse & Wine Bar Fleming’s opens at 11 a.m. on Thanksgiving for dine-in dinner. Enjoy a three-course menu for adults and children that includes a starter, herb-roasted turkey and dessert. It’s also offering a three-course meal with filet mignon or prime bone-in ribeye. You can also preorder now to pick-up dinner between 10 and 11 a.m. on Thanksgiving. 4322 W Boy Scout Blvd., Tampa, 813-874-9463. flemingssteakhouse.com The Galley Visit The Galley for a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, buffet style. Stop by on Thanksgiving from 3 p.m-3 a.m. for a $24.95 meal with all the fixin’s and karaoke from 10 p.m.-3 a.m. 27 4th St. N, St. Petersburg, 727-5757071. thegalleystpete.com The Hangar Swing by The Hangar for airport views and a traditional three-course holiday

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dinner from 10 a.m.-close. Adults pay $25.95 for a soup or salad, turkey, potatoes and dessert. For those picky eaters dragged along by friends, the full-menu will also be available. 540 1st St. SE, St. Petersburg, 727-823-7767. thehangarstpete.com Hawkers Thanks & Giving Bao is Hawkers’ take on the infamous Thanksgiving leftover sandwich, featuring roasted duck, sage stuffing, and hoisin cranberry sauce, served with a savory turkey dipping jus. This sandwich adds onto Hawkers’ robust selection of Asian street food. Although the restaurant will be closed on Thanksgiving, this new sandwich is available for two weeks only beginning Nov. 11, and delivery and takeout options are available. 1235 Central Ave. St. Petersburg. 727-521-7253. eathawkers.com Kuba Place your order at Kuba for Thanksgiving with a Cuban twist by Sunday, Nov. 22 at 2 p.m. for pickup on Nov. 25. Meal kits serve four people and cost $55 for one protein and three sides. Options included mojo turkey breast, ropa vieja, yellow rice and green beans. 1910 N Ola Ave., Tampa, 813-599-4526. kubacocina.com Lucky Dill Deli Lucky Dill is offering two ways to celebrate the Holiday this year. Choose to dine-in and book a table online now, or order a meal online. Customers can opt for an individual meal of a feast for the whole family. Dishes include turkey, sweet potato, herbed stuffing and a custom dessert platter. 33180 U.S. Hwy. 19 N, Palm Harbor, 727-789-5574. luckydilldeli.com Marlow’s Tavern Let the chefs do all the work. Place orders before 5 p.m. on Sunday, Nov. 22,

pickup is Nov. 25 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. Dinner package $140, a la carte items $8-$75. 13134 N Dale Mabry Hwy., Tampa, 813-513-8899. marlowstavern.com Metro Diner Metro Diner’s South Tampa location is providing guests the opportunity to bring Thanksgiving home with them with their Holiday Feast To-Go, which includes classic roasted turkey with cranberry sauce and side dishes like French-style green beans and pumpkin pie. Metro will remain open for takeout and dine-in on Thanksgiving Day from 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Prices go from $14.99-$109.99. Pre-order by 5 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 23. 4011 W. Kennedy Blvd, Tampa. 813-364-0076. metrodiner.com Naked Farmer A Thanksgiving menu consists of a bowl with all the fixings plus a little more. A locally and ethically-sourced Friendsgiving package is available for guests to put together their own shindig. The Thanksgiving bowl is $16 ($3 of each bowl will be donated to Metropolitan Ministries), the Friendsgiving package is available for groups of 4-20 people and starts at $65. Multiple locations. eatnakedfarmer.com New Mt. Zion Missionary Baptist Church A drivethru Thanksgiving food giveaway hosted by the East Tampa Business and Civic Association and sponsors. Nov. 21 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 2511 E Columbus Dr., Tampa, 813-248-8101. nmztampa.com Overflow Brewing Co. Southern Fried Vegan will host a vegan pre-Thanksgiving feast featuring southern staples and holiday favorites. The event is all-you-can-eat for $39 and will take place Tuesday, Nov. 24 from 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Dishes include BBQ beans, garlic mashed potatoes,

southern yams and more. 770 1st Ave N, St. Petersburg, 727-914-0665. overflowbrewing.co Pané Rustica Bakery & Cafe Reserve an order by Saturday, Nov. 21 for pick-up on Nov. 25. Thanksgiving dinner serves four people at $25 each and includes turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, green beans and mashed potatoes. For dessert, add a pie onto your order or choose from a list of sweet, specialty breads. 3225 S MacDill Ave., Tampa, 813-902-8828. panerusticabakery.com Parkshore Grill Parkshore is offering a double whammy this year, with a curated Thanksgiving feast as well as a separate Thanksgiving menu. The feast goes for $36, and includes items like sauteed haricot vert, sage sausage, and buttermilk mashed potatoes. Reservations for dine-in on Thanksgiving are filling up quickly and options for delivery are there for you, too. 300 Beach Dr. NE, St. Petersburg. 727-896-9463. parkshoregrill.com Ruth’s Chris Steak House For the fancier folk, celebrate Thanksgiving for $41.95 at Ruth’s Chris Steak House. Opt to dine-in and treat yourself to a 3-course feast of holiday classics, or reserve a $125 four-person dinner now for takeout. 1700 N. Westshore Blvd, Tampa, 813282-1118. ruthschris.com Safety Harbor Resort and Spa The spa’s Thanksgiving brunch is timeless tradition with plenty of room for social distancing thanks to five ballrooms. Adults $49.95, children 10 and under $15.95. Nov. 26 10:30 a.m.- 3 p.m. 105 N Bayshore Dr., Safety Harbor, 727-726-1161. safetyharborspa.com

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FEELING LUCKY: Five restaurants at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino are serving Thanksgiving specials. Seasons52 Spend the day with your peeps dining-in or at home. Takeout dinners serve 4-6; preorder 24 hours in advance for pickup either Nov. 24 or Nov. 25. $15 for children, $29.95 for adults to dine-in. Takeout dinners $150. 11 a.m.- 7 p.m. 204 N Westshore Blvd., Tampa, 813-286-1152. seasons52.com. Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Council Oak Steaks & Seafood, Rez Grill, Rise Kitchen & Bakery, Hard Rock Café and Cispresso all have their takes on Thanksgiving, and while the casino feels a little different thanks to social-distancing, it’s still an easy way to skip that Thanksgiving chores. Pro tip: when you’re stuffed, grab a cocktail, head to the pool and sneak in a nap on the lounge chairs. 5223 Orient Rd., Tampa, (866) 388-4263. seminolehardrocktampa.com Supper Club Supper Club is offering a fixings package on Thanksgiving, which has a series of sides ready to be popped into the oven, as well as a charcuterie board and wine package, which holds a robust selection of wines and a cheese

board. Orders must be placed by Friday, Nov. 13, and are available for delivery or pick-up. Supper Club customers get 15% off all Thanksgiving packages. 8414 Camden St., Tampa, 877-7937526 (opt. 7). joinsupperclub.com VFW Post 2550 This Veterans of Foreign Wars post in Dunedin is holding a Thanksgiving dinner this year at 4 p.m. Turkey and ham will be provided, but residents in the area are encouraged to call ahead to sign up for a dish to bring to the festivities. 360 Douglas Ave, Dunedin. 727-733-6107 Yacht StarShip Celebrate Thanksgiving with the Yacht StarShip crew. Enjoy a traditional Thanksgiving feast while taking in the views of Tampa or Clearwater. The yacht’s executive chef has planned a roasted herb turkey with country cornbread stuffing, dessert bar and more. After dinner you can make your way up to the top deck to take in the fresh air and beautiful views. 603 Channelside Dr., Tampa, 813-2237999. yachtstarship.com

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his year has seen a lot of civil unrest nationwide due to injustices against the Black community. From pesky Karens not minding their business to a myriad of protests bringing attention to police brutality, sometimes it’s good to escape from the craziness and take a few moments to feed the soul with some good food. Black Restaurant Week was founded in April 2016 by friends Derek Robinson, Falayn Ferrell, and Warren Luckett in Houston, Texas to highlight the flavors of the African, African American, and Caribbean cuisines. Originally a weeklong experience, it was extended to two weeks after overwhelming support from the Houston community “Houston is a huge melting pot of flavors. There’s so much to offer here and the city is one of the most diverse campaigns for Black Restaurant Week,” Robinson tells Creative Loafing Tampa Bay. The restaurant weeks became a hit and

expanded to Atlanta and the other Bay Area (San Francisco/Oakland) in 2017. Now, Black Restaurant Week is in 11 different markets across the U.S.—including Tampa Bay where it’s making a Florida debut from Nov. 27-Dec. 6. Participating cities include Jacksonville, Orlando, Miami, and Ft. Lauderdale. Robinson says Black Restaurant Week tries to build up communities through food by providing options when it comes to sustaining and operating their business like their culinary conference “Aroma,” which featured rapper/entrepreneur Master P as a guest, and other virtual events. “No one else is doing it and that’s exactly what we’re doing. There hasn’t really been a voice for the Black culinary space from bartenders to caterers,” Robinson explains. She says coming to the Sunshine State was an easy choice because of several connections the founders have to the state.

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“Falayn went to FAMU and has family in Florida. She thought it would be a good idea to highlight the whole state, so I said let’s go for it,” says Robinson. This year’s Florida Black Restaurant Week is currently open for all Black-owned restaurants, food trucks, caterers, etc. with no fee this year. The deadline to apply online is Wednesday, Nov. 25, and a list of restaurants will be made available shortly before Nov. 27. Participants—including Ybor City’s 7th+Grove, which confirmed its participation to CL—are given full agency to do whatever they choose to do for the week whether it’s happy hour specials, a prefixe menu, a percentage off a meal. There’s no special menu or pricing; everything is left up to the participants. Pepsi and Bacardi are sponsoring the Florida Black Restaurant Week this year, too. “We got really good engagement from the state of Florida and it’s been a real blessing to see what’s been accomplished from those who want to support Black-owned businesses,” says Robinson. Robinson says many restaurant owners were worried they’d have to shut their doors due to the pandemic. The restaurant weeks are a chance for Black people to support our own and help these businesses survive. Other cultures outside

of the African Diaspora lend plenty of support to all the restaurant weeks as well. “It’s all about expanding our palates. I eat all the African foods, and that helps my business partners further understand those cultures,” Robinson says. Black Restaurant Week adheres to all federal, state, and local COVID-19 rules and regulations. “We make sure we understand what’s going on so we can properly educate and articulate that. We’re definitely encouraging takeout and delivery to stay safe,” says Robinson. In addition to Black Restaurant Week, Robinson and his business partners launched the nonprofit Feed the Soul Foundation in October. Through its restaurant business development fund, the foundation supports marginalized business owners with resources on how they can sustain and grow their businesses. Robinson says supporting Black-owned businesses during Black Restaurant Week keeps their doors open while showing others they’re useful for other things in the future. He says this is really an opportunity to give everyone a look into a different side of the culinary space. “We want to encourage everyone to break bread at these businesses. We do more than just fried chicken and waffles,” Robinson says.

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f you’ve ever wanted to kick your in-laws out of the house on Thanksgiving, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says it’s not only acceptable to do so, but preferred. Well, not exactly. But the CDC has updated its outlines for how to celebrate Thanksgiving safely. Of course, the safest way to eat hormone-filled birds and honor the small pox-fueled genocide of Native Americans with people you love but don’t necessarily like is to not do it at all. What’s the fun in that, though? After all, pie. As a response to a surge in cases linked to intimate Thanksgiving celebrations in Canada last month (to which Prime Minister Justin Trudeau responded with “This sucks. It really, really, does.”), as well as a record-breaking number of COVID-19 cases in the U.S., the CDC advises taking dinner outside—if weather permits. In addition to hand-washing, maskwearing, social distancing from those not in the same household, and limiting shouting, the CDC says one of the safest ways to celebrate is outdoors, but warns against enclosed tents. However, if a tent is being used, they suggest leaving a wall or two down to increase airflow.

For indoor gatherings, the CDC recommends leaving windows open and/or selecting a host’s home that has good ventilation. As for capacity, it depends on the space and whether people can maintain a six-foot distance at all times. People should also consider assigning one person to plate food so you don’t have antimasker and chronic cougher Aunt Edna breathing on the stuffing. Not the stuffing! Or, to keep things extra awkward, it’s suggested that people bring their own food, dinnerware, and utensils to limit crosscontamination. If you’re mixing and mingling several different households on Thanksgiving, hosts should also ask all parties to avoid outside contact for the 14 days leading up to the holiday. Perhaps the worst part of this whole COVID19 Thanksgiving arrangement is the treatment of pets. The CDC recommends treating “pets as you would other human family members” by not letting pets interact with people from other households. This is tragic, as the only upside of visiting grandma Pat’s condo is avoiding all human contact by obsessing over Snickers, her arthritic Basset Hound. And that sucks. It really, really sucks. For a full list of the CDC’s tips and recommendations, visit CDC.gov.

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t was another busy week for the CL’s food section. This go-round, we’ve got a Sicilianinspired restaurant in Ybor City, a mostly vegan fast-food joint in downtown Tampa, and a sushi spot in Lutz. A couple of reopenings also snuck in along with and a handful of concepts on the way. like Bake’n Babes second location, another Cheesecake Factory and even a Yuengling campus. Don’t forget to mark your calendar with food happenings around town, too. Openings Casa Santo Stefano On Thursday, Nov. 19, the Sicilian-inspired restaurant from the Columbia Restaurant Group made its debut. The menu features maccheroni (pasta), steaks, seafood, scacciata, salads, soups, desserts and hundreds of Sicilian wines. Sounds prime for a date night out. Just a heads up, upon opening, Casa will solely offer dinner service from 4 p.m.-10 p.m. daily. 1601 N. 22nd St., Ybor City. @santostefanoTPA on Facebook Eggs Up Grill The all day breakfast joint serves up family bundle meals that feed up to six people, the usual breakfast, lunch, and brunch suspects like sandwiches, omelettes, and waffles. Guests can find online ordering and catering options, too. Eggs Up Grill is open daily 6:30 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. Masks are required. 3920 U.S. 301, Riverview. eggsupgrill.com —Alexandria Jones Jack Pallino’s Napoletano Pizza and Pub The pizzeria is now slinging salads, antipasti and pies. Jack’s also hosts a full liquor bar with a lineup of seasonal cocktails, as well as craft brews on pour. 718 Broadway, Dunedin. pallinospizza.com Kahwa The locally-based coffee shop has expanded its reach to Osprey. The new location offers specialty drinks, coffee by the pound and a selection of French pastries, organic and vegan cookies and muffins as well as indoor and outdoor seating and free WiFi. Kahwa Casey Key is open seven days a week from 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 1308 Tamiami Trail South, Osprey. kahwacoffee.com Nojaks The upscale fast food restaurant stands for No jackshit. That means housemade buns baked daily, that are preservative-free and vegan. Sandwiches on the menu include the Classic Nojak with a veg patty and special sauce. If you’re a meat lover, you can grab the All-American Nojak with beef and cheddar cheese. 305 N. Polk St., Downtown Tampa.

nojakstastyfood.com Slap Yo Mama The popular food truck opened its first brick-and-mortar with menu that includes a small selection of dishes like Bang, Bang, Bang Shrimp, Mama’s Wings, and cheesesteak egg rolls. For larger parties, catering and delivery are available. 3007 W. Cypress St., Tampa. @slapyomamafoodtruck on Instagram —Alexandria Jones Zukku San The sushi bar and grill comes from Ferdian Jap, the restaurateur behind both Zukku Sushi stationed at Armature Works in Tampa Heights and Ato Poke at The Joinery food hall in Lakeland. Zukku-San will operate as a fast-casual concept for lunch service and transition into a full-service restaurant for dinner. 25916 Sierra Center Blvd., Lutz. zukkusushi.com Reopenings Hooch and Hive After temporarily closing due to the pandemic, the live music venue and restaurant is looking forward to welcoming guests back on Thursday, Nov. 19. Before you begin to flood the joint, Hooch and Hive asks customers social distance, and to wear masks when they’re moving to and from tables. Oh, and be sure to stay your ass at home if you have a cough or fever. Read more on p. XX. —Ray Roa Maritana The Don Cesar’s award-winning restaurant is back open serving dinner from 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. Wed.-Sun. The upscale restaurant was completely renovated over the summer and hosts a menu featuring New American seafood dishes. 3400 Gulf Blvd., St Pete Beach. doncesar.com Coming soon Bake’n Babes The bakery known for its trendy treats is coming back to Tampa Heights thanks to a second location just a few blocks away from its first home at Hall on Franklin. Bake’n Babes’ Armature Works location is focused on creating special items not available at its current home (downtown Tampa’s GenX Tavern, which remains open) and dishes patrons can eat on the go like the photogenic taiyaki cone. 1910 N. Ola Ave., Tampa. bakenbabes.com Cheesecake Factory Westfield Countryside shopping center is adding The Cheesecake Factory to its lineup of food offerings on Dec. 8, just in time for the holidays. Prep yourself to flip through pages of more than 250 dishes alongside a lineup of over 50 cheesecakes. This location will also host a full bar and weekend

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PUCKER UP: Local trendy bakery, Bake’n Babes, is launching a second location at Tampa Heights’ Armature Works. brunch service. 27001 U.S. Hwy 19 N. Ste 1039, Clearwater. thecheesecakefactory.com Mad Cow Donuts A former cop is launching a virtual doughnut shop. You do all of your ordering through the forthcoming Mad Cow Donuts website and can have your sweets delivered as soon as the next day throughout the St. Petersburg area. The shop’s slogan is “made fresh daily with love.” Until the official launch goes down, you can have Mad Cow Donuts delivered by ordering via email at support@madcowdonuts.com. @madcowdonuts on Instagram. Shell Shack The Westfield Countryside shopping center also welcomes seafood concept Shell Shack’s first Florida location.The Texas-based Shell Shack specializes in infused seasoned crab and seafood from starters to platters to massive boils. Bring a bib. 27001 U.S. Hwy 19 N. Ste 1039, Clearwater. shellshack.com Yuengling Campus Tampa’s new Yuenglingthemed hotel is on hold, but construction of the new campus ceremonially started Monday, Nov. 16. The 43-acre property is slated to open in early 2022 and will be home to a state-of-the-art pilot brewing system, a restaurant, private dining, conference rooms, an outdoor recreation center, coffee bar, gift shop, a beer garden, as well as multi-use concert and entertainment pavilion. There will also be a digital interactive history, artifacts, and advertising memorabilia from Yuengling’s 191-year history as an American owned and family operated brewery. 11111 N. 30th, Tampa. yuengling.com

ICYMI Florida Black Restaurant Week Originating in Houston, TX, the event’s mission is to celebrate flavors of the African diaspora. The Black Restaurant Week takes place from Nov. 27.-Dec. 6 (read more on p. XX). —Alexandria Jones Santa Social Club Dunedin’s Sonder Social Club is getting in the holiday spirit by transforming into an immersive Santa and Christmas bar with themed drinks and decor. It opens on Black Friday, Nov. 27, and runs through Dec. 26. 966 Douglas Ave. Unit 101, Dunedin. sondersocial.club Saturday Morning Market New safety measures are in place for in-person shopping (read: masks, limited entrance ways and no live music). For the list of new procedures in place, check out the market’s website. You can opt for contactless shopping if you’re not ready to shop in-person. 101 1st Ave. SE in St. Pete near Al Lang Stadium. saturdaymorningmarket.com Sugar Factory This holiday season, the concept is serving a Gobble Gobble Milkshake made with pumpkin spice ice cream milkshake, pumpkin mellowcreme, a milk chocolate turkey, Autumn mix sprinkles, and salted caramelized pepitas seeds. Oh, and a slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top, served in a milk chocolate covered mug. The massive shake is available from Nov. 9 - Dec. 9. Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, 5223 Orient Rd. Tampa. sugarfactory.com

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In the 2,117 months since coronavirus upended the Bay area food scene, Creative Loafing Tampa Bay’s Jon Palmer Claridge—the Bay area’s longest-running food critic—switched gears, stayed home and went to reviewing local takeout options. Until it’s 100% safe to be shoulder-to-shoulder with each other in restaurants, I don’t see CL moving away from takeout reviews and back to restaurant ratings. In the meantime, enjoy the last five takeout reviews from JPC. If you think there’s an outof-this-world takeout experience he needs to try, please shoot me an email at comments@ cltampa.com. Oh, wear a mask and wash your hands, too. —Ray Roa Avo’s Kitchen at Iberian Rooster Each dish we try is full of flavor and well-balanced. There’s lots of variety inside the broader world of curry spice. I’m seduced by “Prawn Stars” yummy bread bowl, which catches all the juices; the moist curried shrimp are just scrumptious surrounded by cauliflower rice and chickpeas topped with tart and crunchy rings of colorful pickled red onions, which add a lovely pink accent. The loaf is surrounded by mixed greens. I can’t resist tearing the empty bowl into pieces to enjoy the amalgam of flavors. The meal is definitely worth it—another triumph of experiencing world cuisine without the 9,000 mile journey. $3-$16. 475 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 727-258-8753; avoskitchen. com Taqueria Margarita Elia Maldonado proudly shares Abuela’s recipes homemade with the freshest ingredients, which instantly recall the pure flavors and aromas of food stalls in the Mercado de Coyoacán (abuela comes from México, Mexico). The array is mostly a familiar list: asada (beef), pollo (chicken), el pastor (marinaded pork), carnitas (pulled pork), campechano (meat combo), and chorizo (spicy sausage). On some days, there’s decadent and juicy quesabirria served traditionally, as a twice-cooked taco, or Instagram-ready as a tortilla “pizza” with the carne spread between

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two browned tortillas—and, yes, with a drool worthy consommé for dipping. $2.25-$11. 4001 W. Dr. Martin Luter King Jr. Blvd., Tampa. 813466-2484; @taqueriamargaritatpa on Instagram and Facebook Bodega on Central Perfectly designed to thrive in the face of the challenges facing the industry, Cubans and pork sandwiches are favorites, and the chicken version is a flavor explosion with contrasting textures, as well. The flattened breast meat is balanced with smooth avocado and mango against crunchy jicama and fiery pickled chilies with some mango mayo. It’s a memorable mouthful for fans of spice. $0.50-$9. 1120 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 727-623-0942; eatatbodega.com Bon Appétit There’s no denying the drop dead gorgeous views from Bon Appétit out over Saint Joseph Sound. The lobster bisque has a de rigueur hit of sherry. It’s dotted with meaty bits in a flavorful stock that’s on the less creamy side; tasty, if not sigh-inducing. A homemade Key lime pie that’s sweet-tart and creamy. $4.95-$85.95. 148 Marina Plaza, Dunedin. 727-733-2151; bonappetitrestaurant. com Parkshore Grill Executive Chef Tyson Grant’s team has put a lot of thought into what works best to be transported is their handsome recycled brown cardboard boxes. The juicy Parkshore burger sits on a toasted brioche bun and is smothered in a seductive mix of sweet caramelized onions, crisp bacon, and tangy blue cheese. A large meaty piece of roasted organic Scottish salmon has plenty of flavor even without the yummy shallot-tarragon butter and the bright green jumbo asparagus are delightfully al dente. So often, this veggie ends up mushy and unpalatable even in restaurants, so this is a welcome takeout surprise. $2.50-$72 Beach Dr. NE No. 104, St. Petersburg. 727-896-9463. parkshoregrill.com

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In the wake of concerns about the novel coronavirus, it’s best to call or visit the websites of these breweries to check on their offerings. 3 DAUGHTERS BREWING One of the Warehouse Arts District’s most popular hangouts, and a beautiful facility in which to drink some great brews. 222 22nd St. S., St. Petersburg. 727-495-6002, 3dbrewing.com 3 KEYS BREWING South-of-the-Skyway restaurant and brewery specializing in small batches. 2505 Manatee Ave. E., Bradenton. 951-218-0396, 3keysbrewing.com 7VENTH SUN BREWING Some of the best sours, IPAs and collabs going. Two locations. 1012 Broadway, Dunedin. 727-733-3013/6809 N. Nebraska Ave., Tampa. 813-231-5900, 7venthsun.com 81BAY BREWING CO. South Tampa’s first craft brewery boasts a wide variety of styles. 4465 W. Gandy Blvd., Tampa. 813-837-BREW, 81baybrewco.com ANGRY CHAIR Crazy-good Tampa beer, open Tuesday-Sunday. 6401 N. Florida Ave., Seminole Heights. 813-238-1122, angrychairbrewing.com ANTIBREWERY Dunedin’s secret Sundays-only nano. 1367 Martin Luther King Jr. Ave., Dunedin

brewery. There’s also a taproom at Amalie Arena. 3924 W. Spruce St., Tampa. 813-348-6363, cigarcitybrewing.com CLEARWATER BREWING CO. Community-oriented and socially and environmentally conscious. 1700 N. Fort Harrison Ave., Clearwater. clearwaterbrewingcompany.com COPPERTAIL BREWING CO. Some of Tampa’s best beer, in one of its best tasting rooms. 2601 E. 2nd Ave., Tampa. 813-247-1500, coppertailbrewing.com COTEE RIVER BREWING Craft beer in the heart of historic downtown New Port Richey. 5760 Main St., New Port Richey. 727-807-6806, coteeriverbrewing.com CRAFT LIFE BREWING Small-batch local brews and a sort of playground or LoL’s craft brewing guild. 4624 Land O’ Lakes Blvd., Land O’ Lakes. 813-575-8440. facebook.com/CraftLifeBrewing CROOKED THUMB BREWERY Safety Harbor’s first brewery boasts homegrown flavor and local guest taps. 555 10th Ave. S., Safety Harbor. 727-724-5953, crookedthumbbrew.com

HOB BREWING CO. Rotating taps; some of the beers are brewed on-site and alongside a combination of local breweries plus local and international craft beer makers. 931 Huntley Ave., Dunedin. hob.beer IF I BREWED THE WORLD This self-described “mixtape of breweries” offers a bit of everything from the classic to the fun and outrageous. 2200 1st Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 727-201-4484, ifibrewedtheworld. com IN THE LOOP BREWING Family-friendly Land O’ Lakes brewery with a lot of community support and plenty of events. 3338 Land O’ Lakes Blvd., Land O’ Lakes. 813-997-9189, intheloopbrewingcompany.com INFUSION BREWING CO. Another great location in the good-beer-packed Trinity/New Port Richey area. 7813 Mitchell Blvd. Ste 103, Trinity. 727-312-4512. INOCULUM ALE WORKS These folks are crazy for sours, and know how to craft ‘em. 554 1st Ave. N., St. Petersburg. inoculumaleworks.com JDUB’S BREWING COMPANY You know ‘em, you love ‘em. A favorite statewide phenomenon. 1215 Mango Ave., Sarasota. 941-955-2739, jdubsbrewing.com

brewing its own in early 2018. 2244 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 727-360-0766, stpetearcadebar.com ROCK BROTHERS BREWING Brews named for national and local bands have a home in Ybor City. 1901 N. 15th St., Ybor City. 813-241-0110, rockbrothersbrewing.com SARASOTA BREWING COMPANY House-crafted brews, pizza, and sports out toward beautiful Siesta Key. 6607 Gateway Ave., Sarasota. 941-925-2337, sarasotabrewing.com SILVERKING BREWING CO. This space in Tarpon Springs complements a label that’s been around since 2012. 325 East Lemon St., Tarpon Springs. 727-4227598, silverkingbrewing.com SIX TEN BREWING A wide variety and a real passion for the craft-brew community. 7052 Benjamin Rd., Tampa. 813-886-0610, sixtenbrewing.com SOGGY BOTTOM BREWING More Dunedin goodness, including some truly original flavors and inventive brews. 660 Main St., Dunedin. 727-601-1698, soggybottombrewing.com

CUENI BREWING CO. Located off the Pinellas Trail in Dunedin. 945 Huntley Ave., Dunedin. 727-266-4102, cuenibrewing.com

LAGERHAUS BREWERY & GRILL A Palm Harbor bar and eatery that offers seasonal brews to complement their regulars. 3438 East Lake Business, Palm Harbor. 727-216-9682, lagerhausbrewery.com

SOUTHERN BREWING & WINEMAKING Multiple brews only available in its tasting room, as well as products and guidance for local homebrewers. 4500 N. Nebraska Ave., Tampa. 813-238-7800, southernbrewingwinemaking.com

CYCLE BREWING One of St. Pete’s favorites. 534 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 727-320-7954. cyclebrewing.com

LATE START BREWING This beloved Tampa label does its thing inside the Pour House. 1208 E. Kennedy Blvd. #112, Tampa. 813-402-2923, latestartbrewing.com

ST. PETE BREWING COMPANY Beers crafted specifically for the climate. 544 1st Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 727-692-8809, stpetebrewingcompany.com

BARRIEHAUS BEER CO. Lager-specific brewery, carrying on an over 150 year brewing legacy. 1403 E 5th Ave., Ybor City. barriehaus.com

DARWIN BREWING CO. Unique beers crafted with South American influence. 803 17th Ave. W., Bradenton. 941-747-1970, darwinbrewingco.com

BAY CANNON BEER CO. West Tampa's first craft brewery, offering a variety of ever evolving beers, beer slushies and wine that pair perfectly with appetizers and entrées from the kitchen. 813-442-5615, baycannon.com

DE BINE BREWING CO. This addition bolsters the Northern Pinellas craft beer scene. 933 Florida Ave., Palm Harbor. 727-233-7964.

LEAVEN BREWING Riverview’s first brewery is run by folks who’ve got experience brewing big and small. 11238 Boyette Rd., Riverview. 813-677-7023, leavenbrewing.com

STILT HOUSE BREWERY This friendly Palm Harbor joint specializes in high-ABV ales and other styles you won’t find at other breweries in the area. 625 US Hwy Alt. 19, Palm Harbor. 727-270-7373, stilthousebrewery.com

MAD BEACH CRAFT BREWING Brews, ciders, and meads by the beach. 12945 Village Boulevard, Madeira Beach. 727-362-0008, madbeachbrewing.com

SWAN BREWING Nearly 4 decades of combined brewing experience go into the offerings at this petfriendly joint. 115 W. Pine St., Lakeland. 863-703-0472, swanbrewing.com

MARKER 48 Hernando’s first production craft brewery, with its own tasting room and beer garden 12147 Cortez Blvd, Weeki Wachee. 352-606-2509, marker48.com

TBBC Formerly Tampa Bay Brewing Co., local favorite for nearly two decades. 1600 E. 8th Ave., Ybor City/13933 Monroe’s Business Park, Westchase. 813247-1422, tbbc.beer

ARKANE ALEWORKS A wide variety of styles and flavors from the second brewery to open in Largo. 2480 E. Bay Dr., #23, Largo. 727-270-7117, arkanebeer.com AVID BREWING This Grand Central brewing supply shop added a taproom for its beers crafted in-house. 1745 1st Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 727-388-6756, avidbrew.com

BIG STORM BREWING CO. Stop by this Pasco brewery’s Storm Room for a flight, or visit their taproom on 49th Street in Clearwater, too. 2330 Success Dr., Odessa. 727-807-7998, bigstormbrewery.com BIG TOP BREWING Perhaps Sarasota’s premier purveyor of locally crafted beer, Big Top’s reputation has spread far beyond the region. 6111 Porter Way, Sarasota. 941-371-2939, bigtopbrewing.com BOOTLEGGERS BREWING CO. This Brandon taproom from Bootleggers Beer & Wine Home Brewing Supplies offers house-made suds and guest beers. 652 Oakfield Dr., Brandon. 813-643-9463, bootleggersbrewco.com BRASSERIE ST. SOMEWHERE Award-winning Belgian farmhouse ales from veteran Bay area brewer Bob Sylvester. 1441 Savannah Ave., Tarpon Springs. 813-503-6181, saintsomewherebrewing.com BREW BUS BREWING BB brews its own suds, boasts 20 taps and offers food at its Eatery, too. 4101 N. Florida Ave., Tampa. 813-990-7310, brewbususa.com BREW HUB Some of the area’s best beers are produced here along with suds for their own label. 3900 Frontage Rd. S., Lakeland. 863-698-7600, brewhub.com

DISSENT BREWING CO. Unique flavors and adventurous style outside downtown St. Pete. 5518 Haines Rd. N., St. Petersburg. 727-342-0255.

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DUNEDIN BREWERY Florida’s oldest. Beer, eats and live music. 937 Douglas Ave., Dunedin. 727-736-0606, dunedinbrewery.com DUNEDIN HOUSE OF BEER This beer stop brews its own, and also has 40 guest taps. 927 Broadway, Dunedin. 727 216-6318, dunedinhob.com

ESCAPE BREWING CO. Another very worthy Odessa/Trinity destination. 9945 Trinity Blvd., Suite 108, Trinity. 727-807-6092, escapebrewingcompany.com FIVE BRANCHES Veteran-owned brewery, small batches from IPAs to stouts. Serving up brews and a clear view of the Tarpon Bayou. 531 Athens St., Tarpon Springs. fivebranchesbrewing.com FLYING BOAT BREWING COMPANY St. Pete aviation history and tasty homegrown suds. 1776 11th Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 727-800-2999, flyingboatbrewing.com

BREW LIFE BREWING Ultra-small batches, and a lot of ‘em. 5765 S. Beneva Rd., Sarasota. 941-952-3831, brewlifebrewing.com

FOUR STACKS BREWING An always-changing lineup of local and regional guest suds, along with trivia, live music and more. 5469 N. US HWY 41, Apollo Beach. 813-641-2036, fourstacksbrewing.com

BULLFROG CREEK BREWING CO. A multitude of styles from former garage brewers is on tap in Valrico. 3632 Lithia Pinecrest Rd., Valrico. 813-703-8835, bullfrogcreekbrewing.com

GREEN BENCH BREWING COMPANY A space worthy of the adventurous beers it produces. 1133 Baum Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 727-800-9836, greenbenchbrewing.com

CAGE BREWING Custom brews in the Grand Central District from one of the ‘Burg’s newest. 2001 1st Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 727-201-4278

GOOD LIQUID BREWING CO. Thirty taps and food (and a coffee roaster!) from a husband-and-wife duo. 4824 14th St. W., Bradenton. 941-896-6381, thegoodliquidbrewing.co

CALEDONIA BREWING Great in-house beers in the historic Dunedin Times building. 587 Main St., Dunedin. 727-351-5105, caledoniabrewing.com CALUSA BREWING Family owned and operated, opened Tuesday to Sunday. 5701 Derek Ave., Sarasota. 941-922-8150, calusabrewing.com CARROLLWOOD BREWING CO. “Secret” brewing action inside the Carrollwood location of craft-bar chain The Brass Tap. 10047 N. Dale Mabry HWY, STE 23, Tampa. 813-969-2337 CIGAR CITY BREWING Tampa’s most famous craft

GRINDHAUS BREW LAB Small batches and no extracts. 1650 N. Hercules Ave., Clearwater. 727-2400804, grindhausbrewlab.com GULFPORT BREWERY + EATERY Small batches with an artisanal food menu. 3007 Beach Blvd., Tampa. facebook.com/GulfportBrewery HIDDEN SPRINGS ALE WORKS This Tampa Heights brewery features a rotating tap selection. 1631 N. Franklin St., Tampa, 813-226-2739, hiddenspringsaleworks.com

MASTRY’S BREWING CO. From CD Roma’s restaurant to sweet new digs on St. Pete Beach. 7701 Blind Pass Rd., St. Pete Beach. 727-202-8045 mastrysbrewingco.com MOTORWORKS BREWING A taproom and beer garden featuring full liquor and wine as well as 30 taps. 1014 9th Street West, Bradenton. 941-567-6218, motorworksbrewing.com MR. DUNDERBAK’S The longtime restaurant, biergarten and homebrewers’ hangout is serving up its own beers. 14929 Bruce B. Downs Blvd., Tampa. 813-9774104, dunderbaks.com NAUGHTY MONK BREWERY Naughty Monk brings a love of Belgian styles to Manatee County. 2507 Lakewood Ranch Blvd., Bradenton. 941-708-2966, naughtymonkbrewery.com OVERFLOW BREWING St. Pete’s newest, courtesy of local Rapp head brewer Troy Bledsoe and company. 770 1st Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 727-914-0665, facebook.com/overflowbrewingco PEPPER BREWING The Angry Pepper Taphouse’s in-house label, available “on a limited basis.” 9366 Oakhurst Rd., Seminole. 727-596-5766, angrypeppertaphouse.com PESKY PELICAN BREW PUB This beachy restaurant also offers up its own beers thanks to an in-house nano system. 923 72nd. St. N., St. Petersburg. 727-3029600, peskypelicanbrewpub.com PINELLAS ALE WORKS PAW offers a dog-friendly environment in addition to tasty brews. 1962 1st Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 727-235-0970, pawbeer.com RAPP BREWING COMPANY Greg Rapp’s awardwinning styles are carefully crafted and delicious. 10930 Endeavor Way, Seminole. 727-544-1752, rappbrewing.com RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER This video gamecentric Grand Central District craft beer bar started

TAMPA BEER WORKS At the former site of ESB Brewing, TBW focuses on American craft styles. 333 N. Falkenburg Rd., Suite D407 Tampa. 813-685-1909, tampabeerworks.com TIDAL BREWING COMPANY Small batches in Spring Hill. 14311 Spring Hill Dr., Spring Hill. 352-701-1602,tidalbrewingfl.com TWO FROGS BREWING COMPANY Tarpon Springs’ latest brewery and taproom focuses on American ale styles. 151 E. Tarpon Ave., Tarpon Springs. 727-940-6077, facebook.com/ twofrogsbrewing KEEL FARMS AGRARIAN ALE + CIDER Tasty brews from the folks behind Keel & Curley winery. 5210 W. Thonotosassa Rd., Plant City. 813-752-9100, keelandcurleywinery.com TWO LIONS WINERY & PALM HARBOR BREWERY Wine and beer brewed in-house. 1022 Georgia Ave., Palm Harbor. 727-786-8039, twolionswinery.com ULELE SPRING BREWERY Beer crafted in accordance with traditional Bavarian purity laws. 1810 N. Highland Ave., Tampa. 813-999-4952, ulele.com THE WILD ROVER BREWERY What started as an English pub in Odessa is now a higher-production facility in Westchase. 13921 Lynmar Blvd., Tampa. 813-4755995, thewildroverbrewery.com WOODWRIGHT BREWING COMPANY Traditional German styles in downtown Dunedin. 985 Douglas Ave., Dunedin. 727-238-8717, facebook.com/ woodwrightbrewing ZEPHYRHILLS BREWING COMPANY East Paco’s first microbrewery. 38530 5th Ave., Zephyrhills. 813715-2683, zbcbeer.com ZYDECO BREW WERKS Craft brews in Ybor thanks to an award-winning brewmaster, as well as full bars and NOLA-influenced cuisine. 1902 E. 7th Ave., Ybor City. 813-252-4541, facebook.com/Zydecobrewwerks

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f you’re looking to support some local businesses and artists, holiday shopping is a great way to do it. And despite the pandemic, there are tons of great shopping opportunities all over Tampa Bay, whether you want to shop in person or online. Here’s our list of local artists, shops, and markets across Tampa Bay where you can find inexpensive items to bring joy to your family and friends this holiday season. St. Petersburg Morean Arts Center’s Holiday Art Show Over 100 Florida artists are represented in the Morean Arts Center’s Holiday Art Show this year, including several Morean artist members. Shop from over 1,000 items, including unique ornaments, functional pottery, greeting cards, whimsical stockings, jewelry, photography and paintings. The title of this year’s show is "Spread the Joy," and Exhibitions Curator Amanda Cooper says the artists really took that to heart. “This show feels very similar to holiday shows in years past,” Cooper told Creative Loafing Tampa Bay. “The pandemic doesn’t seem to have affected it and it feels like a bit of normalcy during these crazy times.” Online shoppers have plenty of affordable options at shop.moreanartscenter.org. Morean Arts Center, 719 Central Ave, St. Petersburg; Nov. 16-Dec. 26, Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 12 p.m.-5 p.m. 727-822-7872. moreanartscenter.org Meet the Makers The Morean Center for Clay hosts an outdoor craft market Sat. Dec. 5, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., called "Meet the Makers." Step inside for ceramic sculptures and mugs at Kodi Thompson’s solo show. Morean Center for Clay, 420 22nd St. S, St. Petersburg; Thurs.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 727-821-7162 x 2311. moreanartscenter.org/center-for-clay Morean worshops Alternatively, you can make your own holiday cards at Barry Goodman’s Holiday Card Printmaking workshop Thurs. Dec. 3, 6 p.m.-9 p.m., fused glass ornaments at the Morean’s Fused Glass Ornaments workshop Dec. 4 & 11, 1 p.m.-4 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8 p.m., or blown glass ornaments at the Morean Glass Studio on select Saturdays. Morean Arts Center, 719 Central Ave, St. Petersburg. 727-822-7872. moreanartscenter.org

Florida CraftArt A great place to purchase affordable arts and crafts year-round. This holiday season it’s hosting a more pandemic-friendly version of its Annual CraftArt Festival called CraftArt with a Twist. Florida Craft Art, 501 Central Ave., St. Petersburg; Sat. Nov. 21 & Sat. Dec. 5. 727-821-7391. floridacraftart.org Craftsman House Gallery One of my favorite places to grab a coffee and look at art. It always has something cute and affordable, and this holiday season should be no different. Craftsman House, 2955 Central Ave. N, St. Petersburg; Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 727-3232787. craftsmanhousegallery.com Sunshine City Arts Don’t forget the St. Pete Pier’s new local art marketplace, Sunshine City Arts, in person or online for locally-made affordable gift options like blown glass business card holders, etched wine glasses, and ceramic beer steins. Sunshine City Arts, The Marketplace at the St. Pete Pier, 800 2nd Ave. NE, St. Petersburg; Fri.-Sun. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 727-424-5245. sunshinecityarts.com St. Pete Indie Flea After a long COVID-19 hiatus, St. Pete Indie Flea is launching a Holiday Market this year at its new headquarters inside Coastal Creative Warehouse in downtown St. Petersburg. Keep an eye on Indie Flea’s website for updated COVID-19 shopping information. St. Pete Indie Holiday Market, 2201 1st Avenue S., St. Petersburg; Fri. Dec. 4, 6 p.m.-9 p.m. & Sat. Dec. 5, 12 p.m.-5 p.m. theindieflea.com Uptown Market Blossom and Shine, Alli Arnold, Andrea Pawlisz, Hardison L. Collins III, and Vintage Neon Sign Project/Press Press Pull’s Todd Bates will all coalesce like some kind of St. Petersburg art scene Captain Planet for the first Uptown Market outside Mize Gallery. And even if you don’t buy art, you can grab a great breakfast at nearby Uptown Eats. Sat. Dec. 5, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 689 Dr. M.L.K. Jr St. N, St. Petersburg. chadmize.com

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Gulfport Gulfport Beach Bazaar Are you one of those awesome people who set up a tiki bar in your home during the pandemic? Did any of your friends? Head to Gulfport Beach Bazaar for fun tiki signs, Steve Kalter’s Tipsy Coasters,

ART AND MOREAN: The Morean Arts center is good place to start your holiday gift shopping. and affordable local art like Larry Busby and Dorothy Smith photo prints, because every home deserves a tropical oasis. Gulfport Beach Bazaar, 3115 Beach Boulevard South, Gulfport; Mon.Thurs. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 12-5 p.m. 727-381-8548. gulfportbeachbazaar.com IndieFaire Night Market Gulfport’s outdoor markets have returned just in time for the holiday season, and there’s a new market in town. Gulfport’s new IndieFaire Night Market, happening every third Saturday, is the perfect opportunity to pick up some inexpensive, locally-made jewelry and crafts for your special people. Gulfport’s Third Saturday IndieFaire Night Market, Downtown Gulfport; Sat. Nov. 21, 5 p.m.-9 p.m. visitgulfportflorida. com/indiefaire Stella’s Sundries Swag & Scullery New this year, Stella’s Sundries Swag & Scullery hosts a Grand Opening Celebration during November’s Gulfport IndieFaire, Sat. Nov. 21, 5 p.m.-9 p.m.

Stop by during normal business hours for some affordable American-made kitchen wares to give the home cook in your life. Stella’s Sundries Swag & Scullery, 2908-A Beach Blvd. S., Gulfport; Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 727-303-0976. stellasingulfport.com LocalShop1 Shop Small Holiday Market A one-day market along Gulfport’s Beach Boulevard featuring products from 100 Tampa Bay makers and small businesses. Don’t feel like leaving the house? Check out LocalShop1’s online local shopping hub at buylocaltampabay.com, where you can find inexpensive locally-made items like Christmas cards designed by St. Pete artist Pamela Joy Trow, handmade Christmas Scallop and Oyster ornaments from BarFly Designs, or tropical Guitar Pick Necklaces by Twisted Picks. Shop Small Holiday Market, Beach Blvd S, Gulfport; Sat. Nov. 28, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. localshops1.com continued on page 33

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continued from page 31 Pinellas Park Fourth Saturday Block pARTy The upand-coming Pinellas Arts Village hosts several talented local artists who would love to have your business this holiday season, including Jeneca Luckey, John Gascot, and Gianna Pergamo. Shop its Fourth Saturday Block pARTy and get zyour pic taken with Santa on Small Business Saturday; it’s also unveiling eight Puppies on Parade to benefit Southeast Guide Dogs and debuting a new art vending machine by Lucid Vending. Or find Pinellas Arts Village on Etsy @jenecasfantasea (Jeneca Luckey’s seashell and sea glass holiday trees), @ LatinPopShop (John Gascot’s "Trump Loser 2020" commemorative prints, ornaments and more), and @PergamoPaperGoods (Gianna Pergamo’s animal art, earrings and ornaments). 5663 Park Blvd., Pinellas Park., Nov. 28, 5 p.m. open Tues.-Sat. 12-7p.m. 727-549-6587. www.pinellasartsvillage.com Dunedin Clay and Paper Gallery Dunedin’s Clay and Paper Gallery, owned by Palm Harbor artists Ira Burhans (clay) and Barbara MelbyBurhans (paper), prides itself on having something for every budget. More affordable items include Burhans’ handmade stoneware pottery—his baking dishes, bowls, coffee mugs, and serving platters tend to run under $50. On the paper side, most of Melby-Burhans’ paper wall sculptures of tropical fish run under $50. Clay & Paper Gallery of Art, 362 Main Street, Dunedin; Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 12-4 p.m. 727-736-0934. claypaper.com Cool Art Gallery After COVID-19 forced the Professional Association of Visual Artists to cancel some art shows, the group set up a permanent shop in Dunedin. The new Cool Art Gallery crams work from about 43 different artists into an 800-squarefoot space. It’s currently advertising woodcut printed paper ornaments by Polly Perkins, Curtis Whitwam watercolors, and original drawings and paintings of downtown Dunedin on Instagram @pavaartist. Cool Art Gallery, Independence Square Plaza, 1240 County Road 1, Dunedin; Wed.-Sat. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. pava-artists.org DFAC Holiday Sale Shop seven trees worth of affordable, handmade ornaments at the The Dunedin Fine Art Center’s 34th Annual Holiday Sale through Dec. 23, 2020. If you can, visit

during gallery shop hours and peruse a selection of handmade items for the home, like small clay vessels and unique artisan-made coasters. At the time this was written, all items were 25% off. Visit on Shop Small Saturday, Nov. 28, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. for additional specials. Dunedin Fine Art Center, 1143 Michigan Blvd, Dunedin; Exhibition Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Gallery Shop, Mon. & Wed. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. dfac.org

p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 727-799-1600. @safetyharborgalleria on Facebook Tampa Tampa Museum of Art Unfortunately, I believe we’re publishing this after the Tampa Museum of Art’s Annual Holiday Shopping Event Nov. 18, but there should still be some good stuff left in the museum gift shop. Tampa Museum of Art,

FEELING PEACHY: The Peach Moon’s original art lit up our lives this spring. Safety Harbor Safety Harbor Galleria Want to shop for inexpensive locally-made arts and crafts in a charming 1930s bungalow? If you live in North Pinellas, you might want to check out Safety Harbor Galleria. It’s great for beach décor, holiday décor, and beachy holiday décor. Safety Harbor Galleria, 123 2nd Ave S. Safety Harbor; Tues.-Thurs. & Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Fri. 11 a.m.-7

120 W. Gasparilla Plaza, Tampa; Mon.-Wed. & Fri.-Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Thurs., 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 813-421-8386. tampamuseum.org Junior League of Tampa Holiday Gift Market The annual Junior League of Tampa’s Holiday Gift Market heads online this year due to the pandemic. Nov. 14-Dec. 13. holidaygiftmarket.org Shop Small Tampa Check the Shop Small

Tampa Directory from the City of Tampa online for more shopping ideas at tampagov.net. Heights Night Market Every second Wednesday, the riverside lawn outside Armature Works on Seventh Avenue turns into the Heights Night Market complete with live music and a rotating cast of artisanal artists and makers selling handmade goods, jewelry, art, wood-work, gifts and more. Dec. 9, 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Armature Works, 1910 N Ola Ave., Tampa. 813250-3725. armatureworks.com Indie Noir Market Camille Washington, owner and operator of the mobile holistic healing company Smudged Life, noticed a lack of Black vendors in Tampa’s indie market scene, and decided to create her own indie market. Indie Noir Market is a space where Black businesses can culminate and thrive. Now, supporting small Black businesses has never been easier during the holidays. Please note a new venue (Meditative Energy Lounge) to make social distancing easier. Fri. Nov. 27, 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Free to attend. 1602 E 3rd Ave., Ybor City. indienoirmarket.com Pop Up Art Shop Tampa Tampa Heights’ favorite vagina-forward bar hosts a Dec. 12 outdoor Saturday pop-up market with at least 20 vendors, all socially-distanced. Masks are required if you go inside to grab a drink or food, but there will be hand sanitizer everywhere at Shuffle Pop-Up Market. Dec. 12, 3 p.m.-7 p.m. @popupartshoptampa on Instagram Virtual There are so many Tampa Bay artists selling inexpensive items this holiday season, it would be impossible for me to include them all on this list. The good news it that many of them are on Etsy, and a quick search for shops in your city could lead to all sorts of unique finds, like engraved Santa Milk & Cookie Trays by Richard’s Laser Shop @richardslasershop or a handmade shadow box for your Florida beer caps from Tampa’s Torched Products @TorchedProducts. CL’s also been lucky to have local artists complete a few covers during these COVID-19 days, and we’d be lying if we said that seeing their work didn’t dust us off and lift us up during some tough weeks. We’re willing to bet a few of them are taking holiday commissions, too, so make sure to check out (then reach out to) @mrcoryrobinson, @jujmo, @megasupremo, @thepeachmoon, @conradgarner and @joeydaglasses sooner than later.

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Giving thanks in Timucua. By Thomas Hallock

t. Petersburg was a new city in 1894, its downtown streets, a rutted and sandy mess. Looking for fill, town fathers did what Floridians did at the time. They razed five of the six closest shell middens, from what was known as Mound Park. Ancient history lies under the pavement. The sixth and final shell “mount” stood where it had for thousands of years, until 1950. When “Mound Hospital” (now Bayfront) needed to expand, city council voted to raze the last of its downtown middens. The site had not always been well maintained, but it remained popular as a tourist destination. Postcards still turn up at antique stores (see above). Today the last of the “Mound Park” middens is buried under the driveway into Bayfront Health. The oyster shells were used to fill potholes. This story speaks volumes about the relationship between St. Petersburg and its native past. Archaeologist Robert Austin chronicles the history in a recent paper for the “Florida Anthropologist.” Austin describes a “sorry saga” in painful detail, spinning a case study in the “competing interests of history, preservation, and development”—topped with a heavy dollop of “cultural insensitivity.” The loss of Mound Park is ours, obviously, because the Indigenous built environment of Pinellas County was— and is—really cool. For 800 years, from roughly 900 A.D. to the early 18th century, Tampa Bay was the epicenter of Safety Harbor Culture, a period that followed the related Weeden Island era and that lasted well into colonization. The Spaniards, for the most part, left the central Gulf Coast alone. Expeditions by Pánfilo de Narváez (who landed in 1528) then Hernando de Soto (1539) yielded neither gold nor agricultural communities to exploit. Native people first appear in historical records as the Tocobaga (toke-o-BAH-guh), and they probably spoke Timucua, a creolized “isolate,” with roots in the Amazonian rainforest, plus loan words from Caribbean and Muskogean language trees. Timucua, more a cluster of dialects than single idiom, was preserved in church accounts. What were they speaking on the St. Pete mounds that became road fill? The Safety Harbor people, like the Weeden Island culture before them, left clues about how

they inhabited this area. They lived and worshipped on the shell mounds, typically found near the coast and fresh-water sources. They buried their dead in sand-filled mounds. Austin notes some 200 hundred sites around Tampa Bay, although before development, there were three or four times that number. Floridians have a habit of loading these sites with half-provable stories from the Spanish invasion. Antiquarians like Walter Fuller started slapping significance to places like Jungle Prada or the Anderson mound, in the 1930s. Signs still claim that mound for Pánfilo de Narváez, whose disastrous expedition was chronicled by Álvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca—though concrete evidence of that particular encounter has still not surfaced. Princess Mound, down in the “Pink Streets” of lower Pinellas, offers a smorgasbord of interpretation, claiming the rescue of Narváez castaway Juan Ortiz by “Princess” Hirrihigua (or Ulele) and also the death of Dominican martyr Luis Barbastro de Cáncer. Take most of these stories with a grain of Boca Ciega sea salt. No one can deny the importance of Spanish arrivés to La Florida. But we fail to keep Native people at the center when we focus on one week, or even one day, in a history measured by centuries and millennia. Visiting the Safety Harbor sites around Pinellas invites us to slow down, soak in the landscape, and savor what makes living in Tampa Bay special. A few weeks back, my wife Julie and I took our puppy Yngve to Philippe Park, in Safety Harbor. Yngve is a Norwegian Buhund, or hut hound, named after my Scandinavian great uncle. He is a handsome pooch, I must confess, and a sure conversation starter. With Yngve on a close leash, we strolled through the former village of Tocobaga, which the adelantado (or governor) Pedro Menéndez de Avilés visited in 1537. We wound our way to the main ceremonial mound, through a pleasant hammock of hickory and live oak, enjoying the afternoon breeze off Old Tampa Bay. The puppy served as our introduction to folks from all over the country. Across the main mound’s west face, in what used to be a central court a drum circle pounded away. Park picnic picnic shelters were decorated for Sukkot, the Jewish harvest celebration.

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MOUNDS OF RESPECT: Over the holiday, go visit a shady place where water meets land, and give thanks. We climbed the stairs up the midden, then descended the ramp on the opposite side. A funereal mound sat off to the distance, in the woods, not far from where the drum circle beat out its sacred rhythm. The interior-spiritual life of the Tocobaga must remain an open question. But as Julie and I took in this Safety Harbor “type” site, we had to register one obvious fact: Florida’s first people knew where to build. They chose spots for their central villages where fresh met brackish water, ecotones with multiple food options, and they used elevation to catch breezes and cut the mosquitoes. Then and now, the cool hardwood hammocks break an afternoon glare; the village of Tocobaga remains an exceptionally peaceful place. A similar vibe permeates nearly every Safety Harbor site. Apart from Pánfilo de Narváez, Jungle Prada keeps its cool in every sense of the word. At Maximo Point, just past the incessant hum of the Sunshine Skyway Bridge, kayakers mingle with picnickers and old heads playing disc golf. The Maximo site, fragmented by road building, probably once linked to the complex around Princes Mound, in a neighborhood that early boosters called “the healthiest spot on earth.” As Thanksgiving nears, and election panic cools, we settle into the delight of Florida’s Autumn. It behooves us to express gratitude

for the place where we live. No denying, the arrival of Europeans brought horrific ends to Florida’s first people. Conquistadors introduced pathogens, Christian missions demanded labor, and over the centuries, populations steadily declined. Today we have only the relics of the Timucua language, the lingua franca of Florida. Records suggest it was a localized tongue, with dialects varying from town to town. If the Safety Harbor people were here today, what would they speak? Could they have communicated with the archaic groups who built the middens at Mound Park? One will never know for sure, though linguists over the years have reconstructed a Timucua grammar and vocabulary from the scraps of Spanish documents. One useful word is “quoso,” meaning “dar gracias”—to praise or give thanks. We live in a beautiful place. We survived a terrifying election and season of storms. The November weather invites us outside. Go visit a mound, some shady place where water meets land. Go there to remember. Give praise. Quoso. Say it as the Tocobaga did: ysaco niquosonihaue nimantela. Thank you. Thomas Hallock teaches English at the University of South Florida in St. Petersburg. To learn more about Tampa Bay’s archaeological heritage, go to cgcas.org.

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Nothing is impossible

Even virtually, American Stage evokes the spirit of Kate as a force of nature. By Jon Palmer Claridge AMERICAN STAGE/YOUTUBE

t takes a lot of guts to play Katherine Hepburn. her infamous period as box office poison. She took The voice and mannerisms that made her charge of her comeback with “The Philadelphia a star are so distinctive that they remain Story” on Broadway, which paved the way for in our mind’s eye. She was simply formidable. the popular film that put her career back on Much like playing Judy Garland in “End of the track once and for all. The virtual experience feels live. Of course, Rainbow,” the challenge for the actor is getting the audience to suspend their disbelief. We know you’re not aware that it’s also communal. When the cadences of icons and can hear them in our I watched on opening night, everything was fine head. Luckily, Janis Stevens is up to the task. for 40 minutes. Then there was a glitch in my She’s refrained from a full impersonation vocally, sound where Kate’s voice was going in and out. which is a good choice. Because at 92, the real My screen finally froze and the image was buffKate was almost a caricature of her younger ering. I decided to start over and all was well self. Stevens captures all the physical quirks again. I only add this because I’ve seen streamthat are so embedded in our psyche. The manner ing issues on TV throughout the pandemic. I’m in which she holds her sure American Stage hands, how she throws has solved any issues her trouser-clad leg on its end; so don’t over a chair, the way hesitate to reboot on she tilts her head and yours. juts her patrician jaw. Production Playwright Rick designer Jerid Fox Foster has used a failing 92-year-old, wheel- lends his usual attention to detail. Hepburn’s chair bound, Katherine Hepburn to reflect upon attic room is absolutely chock full of evocative Socrates’ “unexamined life is not worth living.” touches—a steamer trunk, a nautical captain’s It’s the eve of Y2K. Kate is haunted by a family wheel, a tufted wing chair, a cathedral vacuum tragedy and the stoic nature of the Hepburn clan. tube radio, and on and on. The octagonal divided “Did I cry?” she asks. “I don’t know. I never ask light window upstage at first seems just to be myself.” She proclaims that we create the story a pathway to admiring the stars that twinkle of our so-called lives, forgetting everything that outside of the attic. But as Kate regales us with doesn’t fit that script. “Dreams,” her urologist stories of her family and her films, we’re able to father proclaims, “are the brain’s urination.” glimpse a literal reflection of complicated emoFoster’s script takes us on a reflective jour- tional lives—embers, rain, fireworks, frost, and ney. How do we face the challenges of aging? ultimately, a new dawn. What are we to do when we can no longer live Director Benjamin T. Ismail’s staging is the life we’ve known? What if the last chapter based on Peter Sander’s pre-COVID-19 producof our life is erased by dementia even as it’s tion that Stevens performed from Sacramento to being written? Philadelphia. Ismail’s two main cameras allow Kate envies her celebrated costars, Bogart, both wide shots and closeups for intimacy. He’s Tracy, and Fonda—who all died on a high capturing a live performance, though, so there’s after snatching their Oscars. But the inimi- not always the precision that editing allows. table Hepburn lives well beyond her celebrated There’s effective use of direct address and a surOscar performances. prising camera angle “Why couldn’t I get that adds dramatic out while the getting’s oomph not possible in good?” Now, as she the theatre. But the Kate: The Unexamined Life of Kathareflects upon her life space is small and rine Hepburn surrounded by an attic the movement is busy. American Stage Digital Theatre full of mostly obsolete Stevens is so strong $15; through Nov. 29 727-823-PLAY (7529); americanstage.org artifacts, she battles that it doesn’t matter Chatbacks scheduled after performances on Nov. 20 (8 with philosophical much, but since there’s p.m.) and Nov. 29 (2 p.m.) questions we all face no live audience, the in our waning days— cameras could do the work to replace some stage movement—or what did I do with my life and did it matter? She chronicles her career trajectory from vice-versa. Gail Russell’s spot-on costume puts meeting George Cukor (with whom she would Hepburn in her ubiquitous trousers and turtlemake 10 films) to an early Oscar win and then neck plus a plaid overshirt in fall colors that

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way. “It’s how I confront despair.” And, now, in this time of COVID-19, as we all struggle for a sense of normalcy, American Stage importantly evokes the spirit of Kate as a force of nature. It prompts us all to ask: how do we face loss, aging, and living our best life?

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Band together

A local music gift guide, because 2020. By Ray Roa

Auto!Automatic!!—S/T In 2007, Tampa instrumental-rock act regrouped to record this album and press 500 copies on vinyl. The band’s drummer, Alex Fedele, said that he believes there are 498 left. “Even our own bass player, Adam Khan, didn’t want one,” Fedele joked. In all seriousness, it was one of that year’s best, and you should help Fedele move the inventory. (For the record, Khan said he made an ashtray out of his copy, adding that, “I don’t smoke anymore, so I threw it out.”). autoautomatic.limitedrun.com Blind Not Deaf If you love rock and roll and want to know what’s good, you should definitely know Danton Ruegger. Together with Jasmine Deja and Drew Giordano, Ruegger runs Blind Not Deaf to help bands record and promote music then play it live. The last part of that equation is kinda-sorta on hold if you give a damn about the health and safety of your neighbors, but Blind Not Deaf is still doing the lort’s work of helping bands every day. Grab some sick splatter vinyl or a trippy T-shirt and tote bag from the crew. blindnotdeaf.com

Horsewhip— Laid to Waste Tampa Bay’s long history of hardcore comes together in this outfit made up of members of Reversal of Man, Combatwoundedveteran, Sutek Conspiracy and more. Horsewhip’s 2020 album has been one of the year’s heaviest hitters and garnered attention from all over the world. It’s a shame there isn’t a tour supporting the LP yet, but in the meantime there is a vinyl release on Roman Numeral Records. horsewhipfl.bandcamp.com Joyeater—Naysayer A year ago, St. Petersburg rock band Joyeater celebrated a genre-defying new album which local luminary Michael J. Wolf called a “raw, noisy and garage-y punk record that makes me want to plug into a Fender twin reverb and hit my guitar really hard.” You can pay what you want for it right now on Bandcamp. joyeater.bandcamp.com

Meatwound Meatwound saw a drummer change in 2019, but as the year went on, the Tampa hardcore band’s latest full-length Elders just got better and better. If you’re a fan of local hardcore history, violent grooves, guttural yelling and noise on top of noise, then you need this—and any Metwound record—in your life. financialruin.storenvy.com Nervous Girls—Hunger In 2019, indie-punk trio The Nervous Girls fulfilled promises on a debut EP packed with what CL contributor Eliot Mayo described as “angst-filled ‘90s-era alternative and grunge influences (The Breeders, Hole and Nirvana),” shoegaze riffs that wouldn’t sound out of place on a Slowdive LP and cathartic, thought-provoking commentary on the current social climate, focusing intensely on the nation’s

struggle with mass shootings and gun control laws. A cassette is available on Bandcamp alongside threads like the amazing “Intimacy Issues Mad Cat Shirt.” thenervousgirls.bandcamp.com They Hate Change—666 Central Ave. In two years, not one Tampa Bay group, let alone hip-hop duo, got more universal praise from songwriters, producers and the blogosphere at large, than They Hate Change. André and Vonne did it again in 2020 with 666 Central Ave. which we’ve used to shake quarantine cobwebs out of our heads since the record was released this summer. Keep an eye on the experimental band’s Instagram for a merch link (@theyhatechange), but my co-worker already stole a THC shirt off my desk this year. Stay Humble You won’t find Reid Shecterle’s face behind a mic in any local hip-hop videos, but the clothing he makes will make plenty of cameos. Mike Mass, Tyrone ‘Dibiase’ Beyobe, Achilles and Jinx are just a few of the emcees who’ve rocked Stay Humble threads, and once you take notice of the brand, you’ll never be able to overlook it again. @stayhumbleclothing on Instagram

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n April, when COVID-19’s chokehold on the national and local live music circuit was less scary, my friend Jay Cridlin (then entertainment critic for the Tampa Bay Times, now moved to the economic development desk) published a gallery of 40 local band T-shirts fans could buy to support their musical neighbors. The story was a great reminder of the service locals give to their communities, and it’s been sad to see the plight of local venues unfold over the last eight months. With no end in sight—and a certain fight over federal aid set to play out in D.C.—venues’ futures look grim, which means bands will have even less places to play. Two weeks ago, I revisited the impetus for Jay’s story (“How can I help a local band?”) and asked locals to post about the merch and music they have available online. I’ve compiled as many as I could on this printed page and linked to the rest on cltampa. com/music. You’d be amazed at how good it feels to have someone support your art. If you have the means—or have a music lover in your life— consider getting a gift from this list. At the very least, find a way to patronize some of the record stores we have listed on p. 47.

Kristopher James—Kindness Never Quits Last year, Oxford Noland’s Shua Harrell called this LP, “Undoubtedly the best record of the year for the Bay area. It’s wonderfully produced, soulful, and just downright tasteful.” It’s aged well, and James, one of the fastest, most tasteful designers in the area, also has a stylish “Surf Tiger” T-shirt for sale, too. kristopherjamesmusic.com

NERVOUS STEAL: Merch from Tampa punk band Nervous Girls tops a list of local band swag.

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Four new local releases you can stream right now. By Gabe Echazabal

s the local live music scene starts to dust itself off and figure out whether or not there’s a way forward during a pandemic, locals have carried the load. If you’re staying home, however, here are some releases to help keep you company. The Holy Terror—HT2: L’atrocité Du Jour Tampa supergroup The Holy Terror has come a long way in a short amount of time. Formed in 2018 and comprised of a bevy of members from several other hometown bands (i.e. Rototiller, Poetry ‘N Lotion, Same Day Delivery Orchestra, et al), the band is the brainchild of drummer, singer, guitarist and songwriter John Nowicki. Wearing his influences proudly on his sleeve, Nowicki leads the seven-piece outfit through gin-soaked paeans reminiscent of Tom Waits’ classic work as effectively and efficiently as he does through the moody, introspective tunes that harken back to ‘90s grunge era on the dozen songs that make up this superb release. Melissa Grady’s emotive cello work on “Kindling” adds a layer of lush beauty that lifts the melancholic piece to almost become the album’s centerpiece. But it’s Nowicki’s ability to straddle the line between cheekiness and earnestness throughout HT2: L’atrocité Du Jour that’s the real attraction here. When he belts the line “I’m on drugs…” to open “Powers that Be,” another standout track on the album, the listener isn’t sure if they should laugh or worry. With this outstanding collection of 12 original compositions, this, The Holy Terror’s sophomore release, is undoubtedly one of the best to emerge from the crop of local albums this year. holyterrormusic.bandcamp.com

make this shimmering piece of transparent vinyl that sounds so warm and familiar. Catch a wave and crank up this new offering from this homegrown surf rock ensemble. (Funky Board Records) reverbnation.com/tidalwavefl New Brutarians—S/T EP St. Petersburg doesn’t necessarily come to mind when discussing glam-inspired rock and roll. But after getting a feel for the aesthetic of the genre from local tastemaker, artist and creative force Adam Turkel, there’s little doubt left as to its significance. As the mastermind behind this duo, Turkel’s new three-song single (along with drummer/bassist Christina Wright) makes a solid case for the eternal importance of bratty, no frills glampop. Turkel adds the right amount of swagger and snottiness to his delivery and smartly keeps the two original compositions on the record short, sweet and in your face. Accompanied by a guitar-drenched reading of Leonard Cohen’s classic “I’m Your Man,” Turkel begs to be paid

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Tidal Wave—Endless Summer (EP) Surf rock is alive and well in our corner of the world, according to Jonathan Davis, the leader and founder of local act Tidal Wave. Boasting a new, downright infectious six-song vinyl EP of instrumental tunes, Davis pays homage to the slinky, catchy sounds that became synonymous with surf culture in the ‘60s. In an act of sheer reverence for the art form, Endless Summer was mixed in mono and possesses that unmistakable, authentic lo-fi sound that recalls some of the most enduring, classic surf rock hits of the past. “Surf Rocket” alone is worth the price of admission, but it’s not just the music that’s the talking point here. This 7”-single/EP was cut as a handmade lathe using authentic machinery, so it’s likely that the genuine sound is partly attributed to the equipment used to

attention to in the same manner Stiv Bators or Iggy Pop always commanded. “Rock Me I’m a Dadaist,” the three-song single’s opening cut, seesaws between smart new wave pop and snarling rock and roll. Heavy doses of powerpop and punk-rock emerge throughout this all-too-short 7” release and leave us, the listeners, wanting more. It doesn’t hurt that Turkel is an accomplished pop artist either; the single comes packaged in a bright, colorful sleeve that recalls the heyday of independent new wave singles which suits the sounds captured on this slab of wax perfectly. (Australian Records) soundcloud.com/adam-turkel-836476637 Shadcore—Frisson Tumultuous times can sometimes serve as catalysts for great art. Take, for instance, the high octane protest song local hip-hop veteran Shadcore released earlier this year. “Knee Off My Neck,” written in response to the brutal murder of George Floyd last May, served as an expression of the venom and anger that coursed through the Tampa Bay artist’s veins and it echoed the sentiments of so many outraged Americans. On the heels of that project, Shadcore (aka Rashad Harrell) is now ready to unleash a full-length release he teased readers with when he spoke to Creative Loafing Tampa Bay over the summer.

Produced, mastered and mixed by local studio whiz (and Holy Terror member) Troy Cedeño, Frisson is a fresh, focused collection of songs as steeped in classic hip-hop as they are bolstered by a real reverence for true R&B music. Upon first listen, the album rings with a sense of familiarity due partly to Shadcore not being afraid to let his musical inspirations flow through him. His deep, clear and forthright vocal stylings are in fine form throughout the duration of the album yet he’s not unwilling to let the spotlight shine on the guests he’s brought along for the ride. “Must Luv Hip Hop,” which features vocals by J. Ack, is a clever look at modern day predating musthaves (the song cites Run-DMC, A Tribe Called Quest, Kendrick Lamar and several other hip-hop giants as essentials to any relationship). The subject matter turns grittier with “Target Practice,’’ which again touches on the direct and outspoken delivery that Shadcore expressed for “Knee Off My Neck” and shows the depth and variety he’s capable of expertly conveying. This full length album doesn’t disappoint and, thanks to Shadcore’s respect and admiration for his musical predecessors, he’s been able to create a reverential and respectful piece of work that is as rooted in tradition as it is modern, innovative and self-expressive. shadcore.com

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Turn it loose

Five options for your cautious live music weekend. By Stephanie Powers

n Monday, Florida added 4,663 coronavirus cases and 41 deaths. On Monday night, St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman issued a COVID-19 update, writing that Pinellas was “5.7% positive in our overnight county data. Our two week average is now 6.6%.” On Tuesday morning, Citing COVID-19 spike, St. Petersburg’s Palladium Theater canceled live events again. There is no timetable for the return of live music to Palladium, and while some venues have been criticized for hosting packed shows, others have pledged to present music in a “Safe & Sound” environment. Here are some options worth looking at.

setting than Wythe’s usual venues of Red Rocks and the Envision Festival in Costa Rica. Ol’ Dirty Sundays regular DJ Casper opens.There will be sanitizing stations, a mask requirement throughout the show and if you fail to comply, you’ll be kicked out. Sat. Nov 21, 8 p.m. $35. The Attic, Ybor City. fwdthinkersmusic.com Grass is Dead It’s time to come clean: I love the Grateful Dead. So when the Brokenmold boys announced their first ticketed show in months, Grass is Dead, a bluegrass Grateful Dead tribute at Crowbar Saturday night, I rejoiced. Bluegrass plus the Dead equals a jam overload, in the best way possible. And if you’re in the Deadhead closet, the show’s limited to 100 tickets with a mask requirement so no one will have to know who you are anyways. For me, I’d proudly hippy dance to a bluegrass cover of “Ripple.” Saturday, Nov. 22 9 p.m. $17-$20. Crowbar, Ybor City. crowbarybor.com

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Lauris Vidal and Thundafist The usual one-man band Lauris Vidal is getting professional backup for his show at Ella’s Americana Folk Art Café, and we have drummer Thundafist, aka Billy Dean, to thank for that. Before being stuck at home on Florida’s east coast since the pandemic started, Dean played with the Grammynominated blues band Victor Wainwright and the Train since 2010. “We used to play together years ago, so this is going to be a reunion of sorts,” Vidal told Creative Loafing Tampa Bay. If the show is anything like this spotlight video, there’s going to be some magical stick work happening. Per usual, Ella’s shows are limited capacity and masks are required. Friday Nov. 20 9 p.m. Free, Ella’s Americana Folk Art Cafe, Tampa. ellasfolkartcafe.com

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Marvel Years w/DJ Casper/Grant Lee Marvel Years, aka Cory Wythe, is something of a spectacle. He’s a producer, a guitarist, and a DJ, and onstage, he does all three. Like a musical Inspector Gadget, he plays electric guitar while mixing original beats and borrowed samples. The Attic show is selling 150 tickets for the 240 capacity venue, which is a much more intimate

The Sunday Sesh Sunday Sesh is the idyllic show for the new rise in coronavirus cases because you don’t have to leave the safety of your own bubble to attend. Local singer/songwriter Ken Apperson is taking on the role of talk show host in the virtual streaming show that airs live Sunday nights. The weekly show features interviews and performances from local artists at local venues (past episode guests include Mike Mass and Shawn Kyle). This weekend’s show will feature the Rhythm and Blues fusion collective Synergy in a Cup discussing and playing music from its upcoming album. You can really make the experience feel real by paying a cover, which in this case means tipping the band who’s information will be provided. The Sunday Sesh airs weekly at 7 p.m. Watch it on Facebook.

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Sam Farmer w/Jim Chambers’ Youth Showcase Friday night at New World Brewery will be the closest Tampa will get to a music fest since GMF, with completely different shows happening on the music venue’s two stages. The inside stage will have local music school Jim Chambers Music Box hosting a youth showcase featuring the bands The Last Nerv, The Perps and Plush. Outside in the biergarten, Have Gun WIll Travel’s new drummer Sam Farmer gets some solo stage time with an acoustic set. Both shows are all ages. Shows are limited capacity to allow for social distancing and masks are required. Friday Nov. 20, 7:30 p.m. Free. New World Brewery, Tampa. newworldtampa.com

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Bee ready

Tampa bar and concert venue Hooch and Hive reopens this week. By Ray Roa

owntown Tampa’s West River has been awfully quiet due to construction on Cass Street and, well, COVID-19, but a pillar of its nightlife scene is coming back to life next week. Last week, bar and music venue Hooch and Hive announced its re-opening set for Thursday, Nov. 17. On March 16, the venue, located at 1001 W. Cass St. near the University of Tampa, was one of the first local haunts to shut its doors to do its part to help fight the spread of coronavirus, a respiratory disease that has infected 870,552 Floridians and killed 17,659 statewide. A promo video announcing the news invites patrons to grab a bite and bevvie while enjoying an upgraded patio (the outside area was already A+) all while wearing a mask. Dean Rosenberger—former Spiritual Janitor at New World Brewery, who’s signed on to take on the same role at Hooch and Hive—told Creative Loafing Tampa Bay that it was already a tough slog for Hooch and Hive even before COVID-19 arrived, citing the nearly year-long construction and closure of Cass Street. “The pandemic hit just as construction was easing,” Rosenberger wrote in a text message, adding that the city if putting the finishing touches on the stretch of Cass Street in front of Hooch and Hive.

“We really felt a need to reconnect with the community after these long eight months,” Rosenberger said. What’s more is that Brokenmold Entertainment told CL that live music will officially return to Hooch and Hive on Friday, Nov. 27. Rosenberger calls the gigs “safe and sound” shows, but all of them will be seated, socially-distanced and will probably sell out due to limited capacity. Advance tickets are available via brokenmoldentertainment.com, but an artist lineup is still forthcoming. “Masks are required to be worn unless you are seated at your table,” Joe D’Acunto, owner of Brokenmold, told CL in an email. “We will continue to ask you to stay home should you have a cough or fever, per CDC suggestions.” Rosenberger says Hooch and Hive will have limited hours Wednesday-Sunday to start, but will offer a full menu of its “elevated bar food and delightful drinks.” “Most of the original staff is returning along with some new faces. As far as what I’m doing over here, I’m operations manager,” he said of his new role. “I basically do my best to provide an outlet and space to a whole bunch of people who are all smarter more talented and creative than me.”

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Ticketmaster developing a plan to track guests’ COVID-19 status. By Jerilyn Jordan

here’s no doubt that the recent news of Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine has people flipping their lids with excitement with the hope that maybe the new normal may soon return to the old normal. But no one seems as excited as Ticketmaster, the same goons who put ticket-holders through the wringer this year when they quietly amended their refund policy to no longer offer full refunds for postpond or rescheduled events, only refunding those that had been formally canceled due to the pandemic. Though they reversed that bullshit amendment somewhat, now the event ticketing giant has unveiled a plan to screen people’s COVID-19 status before being approved to purchase tickets to events. Ticketmaster’s proposed verification system, which is still in the developmental phase and poses many logistical “what ifs,” is detailed in an exclusive published by Billboard. It would require a whole lot of technology, some of which has yet to be approved by the Food and Drug Administration. First, a fan would purchase a ticket via the Ticketmaster digital ticket smartphone app. (This would help eliminate the selling or transfer

of tickets, which could put concert-goers at risk of mingling with people who have not been officially vetted by Ticketmaster’s master plan.) At this point, fans would have to produce one of the following pieces of information: their COVID19 vaccination status or a negative COVID-19 test result taken 24-72 hours before the event, depending on local health guidelines and requirements. Of course, someone could contract COVID-19 during that period, which means, well, part one of this plan is already fucked. Next, the fan is responsible for instructing the lab where they got the test or vaccine (the article name drops Labcorp and CVS Minute Clinic) to then relay that information to a third party health screening company, like CLEAR or IBM, who would then send result information to Ticketmaster. (A quick search reveals that a CLEAR membership appears to cost $179.) If a fan tests positive or did not provide testing results, they will be denied access to the event. For those who have been vaccinated or tested negative, Ticketmaster would release the digital ticket and other necessary credentials to attend.

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Per Billboard, Ticketmaster wouldn’t have access to people’s medical records, just the verification of COVID-19 status via the previously mentioned companies, but for some, the thought that their health information has been shared with Ticketmaster in the first place is deeply unsettling. That said, according to Billboard, the FDA has “not approved any third-party companies to provide the complex technology needed to deliver real-time vaccination results,” though many industries are advocating for the approval and accessibility of these services. Meanwhile, don’t forget that an actual vaccine has not yet been approved nor distributed. Pfizer says that it could have enough doses of the vaccine by the end of the year for 15-20 million people to get the initial shot and the required booster, but even then it’s likely that vulnerable and at-risk populations will be among the first to receive it. Concerts and festivals were one of the first things to get canceled during the pandemic, and they’ll likely be the last to return. The early draft of the plan also does not address any procedures for artists, vendors, or venue staff, nor does it include information as to whether venues—you know, small, independent and likely struggling ones—will be responsible for additional fees required to jump through these hoops, albeit necessary and cautionary hoops. Whatever happens, we can be

sure that Ticketmaster will slap some downright nasty fees onto already fee-heavy tickets, because that’s what they do. On top of that, fans will need a smartphone, health care plan, and health screening membership fee. Oh, how we miss the old normal. When coronavirus officially started putting a chokehold on the Tampa Bay concert calendar in March, concert promotions giant Live Nation paused all tours, including Tampa Bay shows. “The announcement affects all Live Nation tours, domestically and internationally,” Billboard reported, adding that all Live Nation employees have been instructed to work remotely and not come into the office. The New York Times reported that another global concert giant, AEG Presents, was also making plans to postpone tours. Outside of an upcoming two-night stand from TobyMac at Amalie Arena, large scale shows have not returned to Tampa Bay. “Major tours presented by both companies — which include Billie Eilish and Celine Dion — will pause starting this weekend, with a few already in progress to continue on Thursday and Friday,” the New York Times wrote back in March. “Both companies expect to keep the tours off the road through March, and re-evaluate the situation in April, in the hope of restarting for the lucrative summer season, according to the people, who were not authorized to disclose the companies’ plans.”

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Where the vinyl is: a list of Bay area record stores

It’s no secret that locally-owned and operated businesses are taking a hit from coronavirus closures and curfews. Some Tampa Bay record stores have adapted by offering curbside pickup, free shipping and private shopping during the COVID-19 pandemic. Stock up on some quarantine vinyl, and spend that money you were saving for the now postponed Record Store Day 2020. Just make sure to call ahead of time to see what’s up at the shop. —Kyla Fields ArtPool Records (2030 Central Ave., St. Petersburg) 727-433-5195, artpoolrules. com

Daddy Kool Records (2430 Terminal Dr. S., Side B, St. Petersburg) 727-822-5665, daddykool.com

Kingfish Records (Main Store) (26024-B US Highway 19 N., Clearwater) 727-351-5177, kingfishrecords.com

Sound Exchange Tampa (14246 N. Nebraska Ave., Tampa) 813-978-9316, soundexchangetampabay.com

Asylum Sights and Sounds (6566 Central Ave., St. Petersburg) 727-384-1221

Disc Exchange (6712 Central Ave., St. Petersburg) 727-343-5845, thediscexchange. com

Kingfish Records (Flea Market) (180 Race Track Rd., Tampa) 727-455-9923, kingfishrecords.com

Sound Exchange Pinellas Park (66th Street N and 86th Avenue N., Pinellas Park) 727-545-0042, soundexchangetampabay.com

Dunedin Records & Audio (757 Main St., Dunedin) 727-423-4108, dunedinrecords.com

Microgroove (906 N. Florida Ave., Tampa) 813-667-7089, microgroovetampa.co

St. Pete Records (6648 Central Ave., St. Petersburg) 727-490-8861, stpeterecords.com

Mojo Books & Records (2540 E. Fowler Ave., Tampa) 813-971-9717, mojotampa.com

Steelworker Records (708 W. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., Tampa) 813-666-4933, steelworkerrecords.com

Bananas Records (2887 22nd Ave N., St. Petersburg) 727-327-4616 ext. 1, bananasrecords.com

Bananas Records Warehouse (2226 16th Dustin’s Vinyl Shop (180 Race Track Rd., Ave. N., St. Petersburg) 727 327-4616 ext. 2, Booth F25 W, Oldsmar) 727-678-6829, bananasrecords.com facebook.com/pg/dustinsvinylshop Blue Moon Antiques, Books & Music Green Shift Music & Comics (5713 N. (1413 Cleveland St., Clearwater) 727-443-7444 Nebraska Ave., Tampa) 813-238-4177, greenshiftmusicandcomics.com The Clearwater Record Shop (1610 N. Hercules Ave., Clearwater) 727-755-1201, Hello Darlin’ Records (Roving VW Camper) clearwaterrecordshow.com 727-479-6783, hellodarlinrecords.com

Patrick’s Book and Record Store (15215 US Hwy.19 C, Hudson) 727-868-3168, patricksbooksandre.wixsite.com/patricks Planet Retro Records (226 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. St. N., St. Petersburg) 727-2187434, planetretrorecords.com

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Ghost pope By Caroline DeBruhl

Dear Oracle, for many years I’ve considered myself a homebody with a craving for wilderness spaces. I am social in my retail job, but perfectly happy being alone for large chunks of time. My dream has always been to explore the wild and find a home in it or close to it. I have a lot of green interests (solar, passive building, various arts, etc.) and would like to pursue them, but have made a living in retail most of my life. My children are now grown, and I have things in place for the next couple of years, but do you have any suggestions for where I might place the bulk of my energies in the coming years before retirement? Using existing skills or pursuing new ones. I have an overwhelming urge to see green places before our species has destroyed them completely. —Future Possibilities Cards: Three of Wands (rev), Knight of Cups, Hierophant, Queen of Wands (rev), Ace of Pentacles. Dear Future, I think exploring new skills might be just the ticket for you. In this five-card spread, we have one Major Arcana in the middle, ruling over them all: The Hierophant, that old ghost pope! The Hierophant is a card for institutions, and in modern readings, it’s often the call of academia. Have you thought about going back to school? Hillsborough Community College offers classes in sustainable building if you

want to dip back in, or you can check out the Patel College of Global Sustainability at USF if you’re looking for an advanced degree and career change. Speaking of which, we do have the Ace of Pentacles, which is an excellent card for beginning a new business or taking a new direction. I know this is something that you’ve wanted to do and something you’ve waited a long time to do. In my deck, the Three of Wands is a pregnant mother patiently watching three stalks grow. We also have the Queen of Wands. You’ve been a great mother, a protective, creative mother. But I think there’s a reason these two cards are reversed. You’ve been in this role for a long time, and while you’ll never stop having this great maternal energy, a new role in life awaits... Which brings us to a curious card: The Knight of Cups. It’s a card often seen for newer relationships, a partner that’s coming forward. However, I have the gut feeling that it’s you. I think you’re looking to fall in love with your new life. This isn’t the say that you weren’t happy as a mother and a homebody. But, as you say, your children are grown. This is a new and exciting chapter! Embrace it! You have an urging to travel and see green and you should follow it. Learn some new skills, get a lust for life, and go west, young girl! Live viciously wild!

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I worry that sometimes I bring too much emotional vulnerability into my friendships, and am

I’m a teacher and aspiring writer. I’ve been working on a novel for almost four years, and this

Cards: Death, Ace of Wands, Four of Pentacles. Dear Tender, When I was shuffling the deck for this question, the Death card came tumbling out. In my deck, it’s a pregnant creature, about to step on her young. Some things die so others can be born. Four of Pentacles can mean therapy, so I hope you’re able to find a therapist to speak too about this and about setting boundaries in your friendships. It might also serve you to cull some of those relationships. It’s so difficult to know when to end friendships. They can be just as emotionally intimate as a romantic relationship and often last longer. But the Ace of Wands is a Madonna and child, holding a torch. It’s a creative card, a card of new life. Perhaps you take a step back from some friends, perhaps you move others into a different category. Maybe Heather isn’t there for you emotionally, but she’s still great to see an art flick with. Not everyone gets to have 100% access to you emotionally. But the Ace of Wands is new life, new energy and that energy can guide you in creating some different, but fulfilling relationships—possibly with some artsy types. Good luck!

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summer, after finishing the fifth draft in quarantine, I began to wonder if I’ve made a huge mistake, and maybe I’m supposed to be a business type of guy. —Josey Wales Cards: Five of Pentacles, Three of Swords, Seven of Wands, Chariot Well, good news is that it doesn’t look like being a “business guy” wouldn’t have gotten you any richer. The Five of Pentacles shows you wandering the streets, bare-titted and alone, a beggar kept out of the church. It’s not exactly a “Don Cesar” kind of life. It also would have broken your heart. Three of Swords show that. Writing is a terribly long con. It’s a career that largely depends on what a handful of people at the top like and if they think they can make money off you. It’s like being a racehorse, including the shot in the head when you can’t win anymore. You can work hard, craft something beautiful, but have to wait for someone else to recognize it and cut you a check. Meanwhile, rent’s due. Seven of Wands shows you’re feeling overwhelmed and lost. So what do you do? Chariot. You just have to keep going forward. Keep writing. Who knows what the publishing world will look like after this. But you have a novel—five drafts! Business guys wish they had that shit! If you die tomorrow from COVID-19, your mom would have something to push onto publishers! Whenever you shake off this mortal coil, I don’t think you’ll look back and wish you’d spent more time on Slack.

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I’ve always been excited by BDSM but I’ve only minimally explored this side of myself until very recently. I’m a straight woman, and it was difficult to find men who wanted more monogamish relationships on the traditional apps and a challenge to be honest about what I am looking for where kink is concerned. I’d often get through a month or so of seeing someone before finding out they wanted a completely monogamous relationship and that they were very vanilla in the bedroom to boot. I was tired of wasting my time and needed to find a partner who wanted to enjoy a kinky relationship, so I moved from traditional dating apps like Bumble and Hinge and to apps like #Open, Fetlife, and KinkD. While I’ve had a few amazing conversations and meet ups, they’ve primarily been with men in open relationships, couples, or guys only looking to hookup. And it seems most people on kinky apps want to only talk about sex. While I do feel drawn to this lifestyle, I am also looking for a partner. I want someone to spend my life with who can also enjoy the kink community with me. How can I find a guy that wants a life partner and a fun and kinky sex life? —Seeks Partner And Needs Kink P.S. One more question: I’m currently enjoying casual sex with a male partner who only buys magnum-size condoms but who does not need magnum-size condoms. It’s like fucking a halfempty grocery store bag. How do I tell him regular condoms would be soooooo much better without making him feel bad?

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Whether you’re on kinky dating apps or mainstream dating apps or both, SPANK, you’re gonna have a lot of interactions with a lot of guys who aren’t right for you before you find the guy (or guys) who are right for you. And since there are plenty of kinky people on mainstream dating apps—you were one of them—you should be on both. Of the happily partnered kinky people I know, SPANK, half met their partners in “traditional” spaces (bars, workplaces, mainstream dating apps) while the other half met their partners in kinky spaces (munches, fetish parties, kinky dating apps). And while no one should be meeting anyone in a bar or at parties right now—there’s a pandemic—the more places you advertise online, the likelier you are to line up a compatible partner for when this is all over. And you shouldn’t be surprised—or put off— when someone you meet on KinkD wants to talk about their kinks. When you meet someone via a dating app that brings people together around a shared interest, it’s only natural that your initial conversations revolve around that shared interest. If you were posting ads on Farmers Only

I’ve lived with my girlfriend for over a year now ‘til about a month ago when she moved to the East Coast, so now we’re in a long-distance relationship. I supported her move because she’s following her dream career, and we decided to stay together since communication nowadays is pretty easy. But every time I try to text or call she responds that she’s too busy or exhausted. I could understand if this was once in a while, but it’s literally all the time. This has put a strain on our communication. I became irrational with these red flags and I looked up her address and a guy’s name popped up including his phone number. Then I did perhaps the most irrational thing ever and looked up our phone bill and his number is everywhere on her section of the bill. I asked her who this dude is and she states he’s her landlord and employer. That’s not a red flag, but him calling at 1 a.m. when I was working night shifts before she moved is. I confronted her, and she became defensive and turned everything back on me. She called me crazy, and hurled more than one “fuck you” at me, and threatened to call the cops on me. I’ve admitted to my wrongdoing in violating her privacy and I’ve repeatedly asked her to talk about it but it always turns into a fight. We’ve been together two years, and I’ve never met any of her friends or her 20-year-old son. What do you think? —I’m Getting Nothing Outta Relationship Except Drama I think there’s only so much time you should waste on a person who doesn’t have time for

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or Christian Cafe, your first chats would very likely revolve around, I don’t know, the price of corn or the exact moment you sold your soul to Donald Trump. Whichever kind of app you meet a guy on, you’re going to have to do the same two things—the same work, the same vetting, the same screw diligence—just in a different order. When you meet a guy on Bumble, SPANK, you establish baseline emotional compatibility first and then eventually you have a conversation about sex. With guys you meet on KinkD, you establish baseline sexual compatibility first—by talking about your mutual sexual interests—and eventually get around to determining whether you’re emotionally compatible. And, again, since you could meet someone with whom you are emotionally and sexually compatible on either kind of dating site—mainstream or kinky—you should keep your ads up on both. P.S. Loose condoms come off and loose condoms leak, SPANK, so a guy who uses XXL condoms on a medium dick puts you at greater risk of contracting an STI or having an unplanned pregnancy. And for what? To impress the checkout clerk at CVS? Don’t worry about making him feel bad. Tell him he gets condoms that fit or he finds someone else to fuck.

you—to say nothing of a person who isn’t particularly kind to you and, after two years, hasn’t integrated you into her life in a meaningful way. I also think you need to ask yourself what’s more likely, IGNORED: your girlfriend—who can’t take your calls now but could take that guy’s in the middle of the night when you two were living together—is living with and working with a guy she knew before moving away or that your girlfriend is living with, and working with, and fucking with a guy she moved across the country to be with? I think the latter is far more likely. But even if she’s not fucking him— even if she isn’t holding on to you as a backup or doesn’t want to end things because you pay her phone bill—she doesn’t make time for you, and it doesn’t sound like she’s particularly kind to when she can spare you a moment. I don’t know why she hasn’t done the right thing and ended it, IGNORED, but that doesn’t mean you can’t do the right thing for yourself and end it. I expect many of your astute readers will have written to you about this, but here goes anyway: You described the wannafuckmath when arranging a foursome as far more complicated than the wannafuckmath when arranging a threesome. But the wannafuckmath isn’t actually very complicated. For any n-some, the Wannafuck number = n • (n-1). So for the humble twosome, it’s 2 • 1.

Two! Just what you’d expect. For a threesome, it’s 6. For a foursome, it’s 12. So a foursome is wannafuckmathematically six times more complicated than a twosome but only twice as complicated as a threesome. Even the rarely seen hundredsome only has a wannafuck number of 9,900: large, perhaps unachievable, but not infinite. —Math Is Sexy Today and Yesterday I was once in a room where at least a 100 people were having sex—in Berlin, naturally—so I have seen the elusive hundredsome with my own eyes. Or the hundred-and-then-some, I should say. (And to be clear: I was a witness, not a participant.) But unlike a threesome or a foursome, a hundredsome isn’t an arrangedin-advance/by-invitation-only affair. It’s more of a book-a-large-enough-space-and-advertise-it-extensively-and-they-will-come affair. So paradoxically, hosting a by-invitation-only threesome or foursome—or even a by-invitationonly tensome—where you establish in advance that everyone is attracted to each other may be more difficult to pull off than hosting a Berlin hundredsome. Contact mail@savagelove.net, follow @ FakeDanSavage on Twitter, and tune into savagelovecast.com to hear “Ask a Sub’s” Lina Dune, and the anxious return of “Dr. Bummer.”

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