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afety Harbor is a quaint town where some of the best beers in Tampa Bay flow freely. Crooked Thumb Brewery’s been doing it for six years now, and over the weekend it celebrates with a two-day party that kicks off on Friday with some rocksteady and dub (ska-influenced New Rulers, The Dub Collectors and El Vocero) then keeps going into the weekend with more tunes care of Crooked Thumb’s resident melody artisan, songwriter Joshua Reilly, and the Bay area’s preeminent Americana-rock outfit Have Gun, Will Travel. Food trucks will be on hand alongside special collaborative beers and bottle releases. Friday-Saturday, Oct. 15-16. 5 p.m.close. Crooked Thumb Brewery, 555 10th Ave. S , Safety Harbor. crookedthumbbrew.com Woo, tang! The St. Petersburg Museum of History is celebrating its 100th anniversary with “Cocktails on the Court” at the city’s Shuffleboard Club this weekend. The 1920s prohibition-themed party features a fashion show, art demonstration, and live music from the area’s hardest working band The Black Honkeys. There’s also, of course, shuffleboard plus a “not-so-silent” auction, so bring spending money if you’re going out to grab a tang. Presale tickets for $75 (or $90 at the door) get you unlimited Florida fare and drinks. Museum members get a 10% discount. A VIP sponsorship ($1,000) gets four people in with your very own private court. St. Petersburg Museum of History: Cocktails on the Courts. Saturday, Oct. 16. 7 p.m. $75 & up. St. Petersburg Shuffleboard Club. 559 Mirror Lake Dr. N, St. Petersburg. @historystpete on Facebook

Rick, rolling In case you missed it, you’re probably about to be seeing a lot less of Rick Kriseman. The popular St. Petersburg mayor is term-limited, and ‘Burg people are now choosing between Ken Welch (who Kriseman has endorsed) and Robert Blackmon (who Kriseman has, well, you know the headlines). Kriseman, who’s overseen eight years of growth for the Sunshine City, has been making an effort to connect with constituents, the community and even the press on his way out, but this midweek conversation finds the mayor sitting down with a St. Pete sage, playwright, director and actor Bob Devin Jones for a candid chat about service to the community. Admission for the limited-capacity, mask-required, event is free, but registration is required. From Public Servant to Private Citizen: A Reflective Conversation with Rick Kriseman. Wednesday, Oct. 20, 6 p.m. Free with registration. Studio@620. 620 1st Ave. S, St. Petersburg. thestudioat620.org A dozen years of Indie At this rate, the Indie in Seminole Heights feels so familiar and friendly that it seems like it’s been on the block for 1,200 years, but, alas, it’s been just a dozen years of fine wines, the best beers, good company and even better live music. On Wednesday, the local watering hole marks the occasion by giving away swag, BBQ-ing and offering specials to its regulars and those sneaking away for a midweek happy hour treat. Independent’s 12 Year Anniversary! Wednesday, Oct. 20, 5 p.m. Independent Bar & Cafe, 5016 N Florida Ave., Tampa. @independentbartampa on Facebook

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Citing new evidence, state drops felony charges against Tampa BLM protesters. By Justin Garcia

amie Bullock steps out of an elevator into the lobby of the Hillsborough County Courthouse with her boyfriend Dante Perez and her lawyers. She’s heading home with a sense of relief, but she’s still trying to shake her frustration. Serious charges have been hanging over her head for more than a year and the situation has turned her life upside down. But now, her court case for protesting for Black Lives last year is finally resolved. She’s ready to move on with her life. “I hope I never see any of you again,” she jokes to her lawyers, and the group breaks out into laughter that cuts through the silence of the courthouse lobby. What started as a felony and two misdemeanor charges against Bullock that could have resulted in up to five years in prison were reduced to a misdemeanor intervention program, which includes 24 hours of community service and fees, during a hearing last Wednesday, Oct. 6. As part of the intervention, the state also asked Bullock for a letter of apology, but she denied that. “I’m not going to apologize for protesting for the rights of Black people,” she told Creative Loafing Tampa Bay. Bullock’s co-defendant Chukwudi Uche, who was also protesting that day but was not involved with Bullock’s arrest, also took a pretrial intervention for a felony concealed firearm charge. He will have to complete 50 hours of community service and write a letter of apology to the state, along with forfeiting his firearm. If these conditions are met by both Uche and Bullock, the Florida Justice Center will take steps to clear their records so that they will not have misdemeanors on their records. “In every prosecution, our office evaluates the appropriateness of the charges from the beginning of the case until the end,” Grayson Kamm, Communications Officer for State Attorney Andrew Warren’s Office wrote in an email to CL. Kamm says that the state received new evidence in the past few days—including bodycam video and interviews with defense witnesses— that had a direct impact on the state’s ability to prove all the required elements of a battery on a law enforcement officer charge beyond and to the exclusion of a reasonable doubt at trial.

“Other charges remained against the defendants because public safety requires we hold people accountable for illegally carrying a weapon or putting their hands on an officer,” Kamm continued. Defense attorneys for both Uche and Bullock stood firm in their stance that their

evidence of Bullock ever striking an officer, and that video shows that the water bottle the state claims Uche threw but has no evidence of, struck a cop’s tire, but did not hit a cop. The defense attorneys said the reduced charges were a decent offer, but that the charges should have been completely dismissed. A jury panel was being selected for the trial of the two activists when the state and the defense teams made the deal. Of the 65 potential jurors who waited outside of courtroom one, only two were Black.

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TEAM JAMIE: Bullock (center), her boyfriend and attorneys stand for a photo inside the Hillsborough County Courthouse. defendants were expressing their first amendment rights when Tampa Police Department (TPD) bicycle officers plowed into the peaceful BLM march they attended last year, and that the state had no evidence of battery on a law enforcement officer. They say there’s no

Jessenia Rosales, defense attorney for Uche, says she believes that the state attorney violated their mission statement of “pursuing justice and fairness for everyone” through the case. She says that even if it is alleged that her client was found with anything at all on him after the arrest, “You’re completely ignoring the fact that you unlawfully arrested him for nothing.” Bullock and Uche’s case stemmed from an incident that occurred on Fourth of July, 2020. During the height of the George Floyd uprising, they peacefully marched down Dale Mabry Highway, until the cops arrived in a violent fashion. Police helicopter video shows four TPD bicycle officers pedaling down a side street straight into the crowd. Shortly after they arrived, a police officer is heard saying, “Try to get charges on someone if you can,” right around the time Bullock was being arrested. “The police acted like monsters to the protesters that day,” Michelle Lambo, defense attorney for Bullock, told CL. Through a “Motion in Limine”, the state had tried to remove any talk of the constitutional right to free speech, the right to assemble and police behavior during the protest from the trial (among other things) but Judge Kiser shot down the key points of the Limine last week. During that hearing, Judge Kiser also threw out the state’s unlawful assembly misdemeanor charge, because Florida state law says blocking a roadway should be a civil citation, not a misdemeanor. For the entire case, Bullock, Uche and their attorneys have maintained their innocence about their most serious charge of battery on a law enforcement officer, saying there is no evidence of such a thing occurring. Now, after over a year of a case hanging over their heads and the use of taxpayer time and money to pursue charges, they are headed to diversion. They can finally move forward with their lives. For Bullock, this ordeal that threw her entire existence into a tailspin has now resulted in a simple misdemeanor diversion. She feels that even that is a compromise for her, and that it shouldn’t have taken all this for her to be able to continue on with her life after protesting. “I’m upset that the state put me through this experience for doing nothing other than expressing my first amendment rights,” Bullock told CL. “But I’m really happy and excited to be able to move forward and leave this case behind me.”

Judge Mark Kiser, who was presiding over the case, walked out of the courtroom to address the crowd. “We thank you for coming to court early in the morning, but the case has now been resolved,” Kiser said. The potential jurors took no time to get out of their seats and rushed to the elevators.

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“Knowing that the physical evidence was poor at best, the officers allegedly then conspired to get two informants to lie.”

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man who spent 37 years in prison after the Tampa Police Department falsified evidence against him is now suing four TPD officers and an “expert witness” for damages. DuBoise was just 18 when he was arrested in 1983 and four TPD officers allegedly conspired to falsify evidence against him in order to wrongfully convict him of murder and rape. From the day of his arrest until his release last year, Robert DuBoise consistently maintained his innocence. “The only physical evidence against him was faked ‘bite mark’ evidence that allegedly pointed to DuBoise as the culprit. The scientific validity of bite marks as evidence has been thoroughly discredited in recent years, and in DuBoise’s case, the bite marks on the victim turned out to not even be produced by a human,” says a press release sent out Oct. 4. According to the statement, DuBoise and a team of lawyers from the Human Rights Defense Center and Loevy and Loevy Attorneys

at Law are suing the TPD officers and a witness from the trial. DuBoise never gave up on gaining his freedom and reputation back. He filed his own legal motions and sent letters to advocates and attorneys around the country, asking them to take up his case. In 2018, The Innocence Project and its attorneys did just that. In 2020, critical DNA evidence that was believed to have been lost was uncovered. DNA testing conclusively proved Mr. DuBoise’s innocence and identified the real killer(s)—people with no connection to DuBoise. As a result, he was released from Hardee Correctional Institution in Bowling Green, Florida on Aug. 27, 2020, a day after prosecutors dropped their case against him. On Sept. 14, 2020 DuBoise was finally exonerated of the crimes. At DuBoise’s trial in 1984, the sum total of evidence against him was the “bite mark”

identification and police informant testimony— which the press release from DuBoise’s lawyers says was fabricated by the state. Knowing that the physical evidence was poor at best, the officers—now defendants themselves— allegedly then conspired to get two informants, including one suspect facing a long-term sentence for unrelated crimes, to lie. One of them falsely claimed that DuBoise confessed the murder to him, but his story changed significantly in various recountings. The press releases says these witnesses allegedly failed a polygraph test, but the polygraph result and other exculpatory evidence were suppressed by the TPD officers. DuBoise is also suing dentist and self-proclaimed bite mark evidence expert Richard R. Souviron. He claimed that a gap in the teeth marks on the deceased matched DuBoise’s teeth, even though a contemporaneous police photo showed no such gap in DuBoise’s teeth. Even after dental records revealed this clear inconsistency, Souviron testified under oath to this phony match. According to court records shared in the press release, before DuBoise’s trial, Souviron had already showed a pro-prosecution bias at an International Association of Chiefs of Police conference, saying, “If you [police] tell me that is the

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guy that did it, I will go into Court and say that is the guy that did it,” and “If the detectives say he did it, I am going to go in there and say he did it.” On March 7, 1985 a jury found DuBoise guilty and unanimously recommended life in prison, but a notoriously harsh judge, “Hangin’ Harry” Lee Coe sentenced him to death in the electric chair. While he avoided execution, DuBoise was falsely branded a rapist and murderer. During his decades of maximum security imprisonment—including three years on death row—he witnessed stabbings and killings of other inmates, and was himself the victim of violence, including an attempted murder. The second youngest of five siblings, at the time of his 1983 arrest, DuBoise had dropped out of Tampa’s Plant High School to support his parents by working in an auto upholstery shop with the hope that he could eventually return to school and earn his diploma. During his long incarceration he lost his father and many aunts, uncles, nieces, and cousins. Today he works as a home renovator and repairer. Mr. DuBoise is represented by Daniel Marshall and Jesse Isom of the Lake Worth, FL-based Human Rights Defense Center and Jon Loevy, Gayle Horn, Heather Lewis Donnell and John Hazinski of the Chicago-based civil rights law firm Loevy & Loevy Attorneys at Law.

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People’s powered

A new party gains ballot access in Florida. By Justin Garcia

ast week, “The People’s Party” gained ballot In Florida, nearly a third of voters are access in the Sunshine State, making Florida not registered as Democrat or Republican, the first state in which the party has achieved with nearly 3.8 million voters registered as ballot status. The Party says that getting on the non-party affiliated according to the Florida ballot will further help it challenge the corpo- Division of Elections. rate electoral duopoly upheld by the Republicans People’s Party leaders remarked that the and Democrats in Florida, changes in voter regisand eventually, around the tration and sentiment country. showcase major shifts in the “The efforts of what is now the Florida public’s confidence in the ability of the Democratic People’s Party, and the National People’s Party, and Republican parties to represent them. in getting this done have been monumental,” Zeynab Day, executive director for the People’s Party State Chair Victor Nieto wrote People’s Party, told Creative Loafing Tampa in a press release. “Our voters will now have Bay that Americans have been trained for a a choice to vote for a party that represents long time to think in the binary when it comes the interests of the people and not those of to electoral politics. the billionaire “But lately, rulers of this there’s been a country.” huge outcry for Nieto noted change, and corrupt corpothat the Florida rate politics People’s Party play a big role in is ramping up efforts toward that,” Day told voter registraCL. “We think tion drives and that it’s time to running future stop spending candidates in the our taxpayer money on endSunshine State. less wars and The Party is currently corporate welworking to fare. Instead, achieve ballot we should conaccess in every centrate on state across the treating people country, noting PEEP THIS: Florida is the first state to give the in our country its first ballot People’s Party ballot access. with human access in Florida decency, which as a milestone toward a new party free of cor- is outlined in our platform.” porate ties. The Party’s current platform is similar to “Floridians will soon be able to vote for cor- that of Bernie Sander’s 2016 platform, calling porate-free candidates who will fight for health for Medicare for All and a Federal Jobs guarancare, housing, good-paying jobs, and college as tee. The party also calls for guaranteed housing human rights,” said for all, rapid paths to citPeople’s Party National izenship for migrants Chair, Nick Brana. “This and the defunding is the first state of many of Immigration and in a national movement Customs Enforcement to raise the floor in this (ICE). country.” Here in Florida, the Party is calling on peoThe Party points out that a nationwide shift in voter registration ple to join it in being the first state in the U.S. has occurred over the last decade, with tens of to make real electoral change. millions fleeing the Democratic and Republican “The Florida People’s Party champions the parties to file as independent or unaffiliated. issues that matter to the people of this state A recent Gallup poll shows that a record and country,” said Florida Vice Chair Carolyn number of Americans, two out of every three, Wolfe. “We are asking fellow Floridians to join want a major new party. us and be a part of history.”

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Still standing

Protesters once again call for removal of Tampa’s Columbus statue. By Justin Garcia

ast Sunday afternoon, around 60 protesters gathered at Columbus Statue Park to once again protest Tampa’s monument to a genocidal maniac. The action came on the eve of Indigenous Peoples Day (which some localities still recognize as Columbus Day). Members of the Florida Indigenous Alliance (FIA), who organized the event, offered prayers and songs to the victims of Christopher Columbus. They made statements full of rage toward Columbus and the deadly process of colonization that he represents. Some pointed out that Columbus fed Indigenous babies in the Caribbean to dogs. Others decried him for enslaving and raping young women and mutilating the genitals of Indigenous people. Emotional outcries against the statue and the city officials who keep it there were made as supporters watched on. Some of the supporters carried red dresses on poles, which represented missing and murdered Indigenous women, an aspect of the ongoing genocide against Native people. A teddy bear with an orange shirt sat at the base of the statue, representing the remains of thousands of Indigenous children that have been found recently at Canada’s “residential schools” where Native children were tortured and killed. Meanwhile, The U.S. has yet to

fully begin to uncover all of the bodies that lie were lost because of this country’s “residential schools”. Ally groups spoke as well. Members of the Party for Socialism and Liberation, the Uhuru Solidarity Movement, Dream Defenders, the Central Florida Popular Front and others discussed the ill effects of colonization and capitalism across the world. Tampa Natives spoke about their ongoing struggle to change the names of schools where their images are used as mascots—the Chamberlain High “chiefs” are one example. Sheridan Murphy of FIA, who’s been protesting the Columbus statue since 1992, wrapped up the speeches and afterwards, attendees took turns putting handprints of fake blood on the statue. When everyone was finished, the statue was drenched in the fake blood, symbolizing Columbus’ killing spree. Last year, Tampa Police Department showed up to defend the statue when people put handprints on it, leading to a tense standoff between protesters and the police. But this year, no police showed up, and FIA and their supporters were able to conclude the ceremony without interruption. See more photos from last Sunday’s action by turning to p. 10 or visiting this story at cltampa. com/magazine.

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The center cannot hold The decline and fall of American democracy is here. To fix it, we must acknowledge its presence. By Jeffrey C. Billman These absurd proclamations have served as the impetus for a wave of restrictions to ballot access and may provide the justification for Republicans legislatures (or a Republican Congress) to reject Democratic electoral slates in 2024 and crown Trump (or another Republican) president. As the political scientists Steven Levitsky and Daniel Ziblatt—authors of the seminal work of the Trump era, “How Democracies Die”—recently explained in The Atlantic: “When contemporary democracies die, they usually do so via constitutional hardball. Democracy’s primary assailants today are not generals or armed revolutionaries, but rather politicians … who eviscerate democracy’s substance behind a carefully crafted veneer of legality and constitutionality.” In a more representative democracy, voters could punish Republicans for their anti-democratic scheming. But not here, they continued: “Countermajoritarian institutions [e.g., the U.S. Senate and the Electoral College] shield Republicans from genuine competition. By allowing Republicans to win power without national majorities, this constitutional welfare allows the GOP to pursue extremist strategies that threaten our democracy without suffering devastating electoral consequences.” The fault for our democracy’s decline and fall doesn’t just lie with Trump and the constitutional anachronisms his party is exploiting, of course. There’s plenty of blame to go around: Fox News, which has been “promoting lies, and then reporting their traction as national news” for 25 years, as Washington Post media critic Erik Wemple put it; and Facebook, the great misinformation trafficker, have poisoned the well of public discourse. There’s also an economic approach that over a generation has shifted U.S. wealth from the middle class to the richest Americans, breeding the kind of anxiety that demagogues exploit. According to the Federal Reserve, as of June, the middle 60% of households owned 26.6% of national assets, while the top 1% owned 27%. That’s the first time the super-rich had more than the middle class. The rich have gotten richer, while the middle class owned less and less. But even under Democratic control, Congress only nibbled at the edges of economic inequality, if that. Biden’s domestic agenda sought to address

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n North Carolina last week, three members of the conservative legislature’s ultraconservative freedom caucus announced an investigation into election fraud in the state. So we’re clear: Not only did Donald Trump win North Carolina, but the state’s Republicans improved their position in the legislature, won a U.S. Senate race, and swept nearly all of the statewide contests. Even so, state Rep. Jeff McNeely said, there were reports of “machine tampering and votes being switched because of modems.” They drew from a hat a “random” location to begin: Durham County—coincidentally, the most Democratic spot in North Carolina. The absurdity of this project was self-evident. It’s illegal in North Carolina to connect voting machines to the internet, and most counties use paper ballots anyway. In addition, the state already audited a random sampling of 200 precincts and found discrepancies in just 13, each affecting three or fewer votes. I’m not sure whether McNeely knew that and wanted the headlines, or whether he’s gone through the looking glass. But across the country, diehards have proclaimed their cultish fealty to former president Donald Trump by promulgating his Big Lie that Joe Biden wasn’t legitimately elected. Eleven months after Election Day—nine months after the insurrection that tried to overturn its results—a not-insignificant number of Republicans still pretend that there are serious questions about the last election. And not all of them are backbenchers. (The leader of the North Carolina freedom caucus, Rep. Keith Kidwell, is the state House whip; he’s also reportedly a dues-paying Oath Keeper.) Arizona’s Senate leader pushed through a debacle of a conspiracy-driven election “audit.” Republican leaders in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania have made similar moves. Some Florida Republicans want to audit that state’s election, too—or at least election machines in its big counties—despite Trump’s victory there. On Saturday in Iowa—joined by Sen. Chuck Grassley, two congresswomen, and the state party chair—Trump spent nearly an entire rally complaining about the “election fraud of the 2020 presidential election.” On Sunday, Rep. Steve Scalise, the second-highest-ranking House Republican, refused to say on Fox News Sunday that the election wasn’t stolen.

GONE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS: Despite Trump’s win in his state, North Carolina Rep. Jeff McNeely wants an election investigation. this problem through improved health care access, child tax credits, free community college, and increased taxes on high earners. But it, too, has fallen victim to those countermajoritarian institutions. Republican filibusters forced Democrats to pare down their infrastructure bill and combine their social and climate priorities into a massive reconciliation package. The composition of the Senate—an equal split, though Democrats represent 40 million more people than Republicans—then effectively gave two Democratic moderates vetoes, which they’ve used to make arbitrary demands that threaten both pieces of legislation. Meanwhile, with Trump criticizing Minority Leader Mitch McConnell for not filibustering a bill to lift the debt ceiling—thereby averting a deep global recession—Senate Republicans say they won’t help out again when the debt ceiling comes back in December. Yet, despite the threat of economic havoc, Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin says he won’t tweak filibuster rules for the debt ceiling.

“The filibuster is the only thread we have in America to keep democracy alive and well,” he said. I’m not sure whether Manchin knows how absurd that statement is, or whether he’s gone through the looking glass. The filibuster doesn’t extinguish the fire. It gives gasoline to the arsonists. “Beyond the acute crisis facing American democracy, however, is a deeper problem: the radicalization of the Republican Party,” wrote Levitsky and Ziblatt. “Unless and until the GOP recommits itself to playing by democratic rules of the game, American democracy will remain at risk. Each national election will feel like a national emergency.” I bang this drum not because there’s an easy answer, but because complacency guarantees failure. Our democratic crisis is here. The first step to fixing it is acknowledging its presence. Get more Informed Dissent at billman.substack.com.

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Coming soon Te Invito If you’ve been listening to CL readers and contributors, then you know that Jesus Bravo’s quesabirria tacos are the best part about Mondays. For a while, the tacos—along with the vanilla and chocolate conchas from chef Korie LoVecchio—have only been available to order for delivery, pickup or in Bravo’s underground dining room. But now the public at large can have easy access to Bravo and LoVecchio’s wares (Korie also makes the horchata and jamaica) when the Te Invito food truck soft opens in St. Petersburg next Monday, Oct. 18 outside Lingr restaurant where Bravo is the sous chef (hours for the pop-up are forthcoming). In his appreciation post for Bravo’s taco’s CL contributor Daniel Guess lauded the taco master grinding and nixtamalizing his own corn for tortillas. “The quesabirria tacos on offer here are a glutinous mashup of Oaxacan cheese and braised beef, huge flavors in tiny packets ready to be dipped in an oh so flavorful consomme. White onion and cilantro help balance the richness of these made to order tacos,” Guess added. 400 6th St. S, St. Petersburg. @te_invito_tampa on Instagram—Ray Roa The Wet Spot Downtown St. Petersburg Grand Central District is about to get more wet.

David Fischer’s new, Best of the Bay-winning Cocktail gay bar (stylized “COCKtail”) is getting a sister concept called The Wet Spot, and it’s looking like it’ll be a nice relief from all the stiff drinks Cocktail has been dishing out since May. Wet Spot features a swimming pool, three-sided bar, live music cabana and men’s and women’s restrooms, according to I Love the Burg. It’s also going to serve up lunch, dinner and light bites. Specifics are still TBA, but the menu will “probably” feature American cuisine, Fischer told CL. Details on happy hour are TBA.

Open The Half Baked Potato It looks like there’s a new spud on the block, and its offerings are sure to please any palate (as long as that palate likes potatoes). The concept offers four types of potatoes: sweet, baked, mashed and smashed (smashed is a baked potato, skin included, all smashed down). You can choose to top your selection yourself, or you can choose from the premade options Half Baked has. The “Mack Daddy” gives diners the option to drown in housemade cheddar mac and cheese while “The Pretender,” Half Baked’s only

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olks associated with Jug & Bottle are opening La Setima Club natural wine bar in historic Ybor City on the corner of Nebraska and 7th Avenues. (La Setima means “The Seventh” keeping the Cigar City love flowing.) Though the opening date is unclear, the Instagram account shows Jug & Bottle General Manager Ryan Fouche sitting in an empty shell with monthly updates in the “Sneak Peek” stories. Public records show an application in for Alcohol Beverage Sales (beer and wine only) for the site with a 47-person occupancy load. Records also show that the Barrio Latino Commission— responsible for “preserving the historic fabric of the District and maintaining its architectural integrity”—approved La Setima’s requests to restore, or replace, the original mostly-glass storefront. Previous tenants at the address include a pool hall and Hargrove’s Restaurant. Flan Factory is already two doors down bringing new life to the corner. 1724 N Nebraska Ave., Ybor City. lasetimaclub.com

You should also expect some events to be ticketed separately. Fischer is hoping to have everything up and running in about nine months, and construction starts in two weeks. 2355 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. @thewetspotstpete on Instagram

SETIMA SETTLING IN: A new wine bar is under construction on the edge of historic Ybor City. The mantra for the Spot is “soaked speedos, tanned torsos and beach ballin’ good times,” and you can expect to see poolside drag queens, gogo boys, tea dances, DJs and other music acts upon opening. The pool is going to be attached to the Mari-Jean hotel, and both are receiving overhauls, according to Fischer. Since they’re expected to open up together, that leaves hotel patrons free access to get as wet as they want; bargoers will have to cough up extra for a daily or monthly pass.

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Moving Gulf Coast Sourdough Tampa’s Gulf Coast Sourdough Sandwich Shop announced that it is moving 1.5 miles northwest to 6703 N Florida Ave. At its new home—which opens Tuesday, Oct. 19—the Best of the Bay-winning Seminole Heights bakery and sandwich shop will share a plaza with Revolution Ice Cream and Mekenita Cantina. The Seminole Heights bakery is open at its current location, 5214 N Nebraska Ave., until Saturday, Oct. 16 before moving to the new space. “... we will have seating back at this location! Not a ton since it’s not a super huge space, but there will be some tables inside and outside!,” Gulf Coast wrote. Gulf Coast opened its sandwich shop in 2018, after serving the Tampa Bay area artisan breads for four years through pop-ups and farmers markets. In addition to whole loaves, the shop sells sandwiches, “flybys” (a stuffed sandwich meets a calzone), and cinnamon rolls which are free with another purchase on Wednesday. gulfcoastsourdough.com ICYMI Make-A-Wish brings annual ‘Dishes and Wishes’ Tampa fundraiser back for in-person fun The last time the Make-A-Wish Southern Florida chapter’s Dishes and Wishes fundraising event was held in person was 2019. In 2020, it pivoted to a virtual cooking class event, but MakeA-Wish Regional Director Lisa Andrews told CL that during the virtual event, they raised 90% of what the organization raised in 2019. The goal for this year’s event is to raise $300,000 to grant 30 wishes. Right now, the priority is to grant wishes to the children who want to travel; currently, there are 96 kids waiting for their wish to be granted. Friday, Oct. 15, 7 p.m.-11 p.m. $150 & up. Tampa Armature Works. 1910 N Ola Ave., Tampa. wish. org/sfla—Alexandria Jones Willa’s Pig Jig recovery brunch Tampa’s Pig Jig tailgate, BBQ competition and music festival is sold-out, but you don’t have to be holding tickets to the party to get in on this Sunday morning recovery brunch in NoHo. Parties of two, four or six can get dive into a four-course prix-fixe menu (pork belly & chilli cheese grits, anyone?) and nap peacefully afterwards knowing that a portion of the tab goes to benefit NephCure Kidney International, the only nonprofit organization committed to supporting research, improving treatment and finding a cure for the debilitating kidney disease, Focal Segmental Glomerulosclerosis (FSGS) and Nephrotic Syndrome. Sunday, Oct. 24, 11 a.m. $50/person. Willa’s. 1700 W Fig. St., Tampa. willastampa.com—Ray Roa

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Creative Loafing Tampa Bay’s Jon Palmer Claridge—the Bay area’s longest-running food critic—is back in dining rooms after more than a year simply reviewing local takeout (and that means starred ratings returned, too). If you think there’s an out-of-this-world takeout experience he needs to try, please shoot me an email (rroa@cltampa.com). Oh, keep wearing a mask and washing your hands, too. —Ray Roa

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his weekend, “Frenemies: Cuba and the U.S. Embargo,” a documentary about the effects of the embargo, will screen at Tampa Theatre. A group of people who seem to be confused about the origin and purpose of the film are planning to protest it. The protesters are convinced that the documentary—which explores the effects of the embargo from both Cuban and American perspectives— was created by communists. “The Tampa Theatre is planning on releasing a COMMUNIST film Frenemies: ‘Cuba and the U.S. Embargo’,” a post on the event page for the protest reads. “We cannot let these communists continue to poison our youth with lies about how great communism and socialism is.” However, the documentary was not created or produced by communists. And, the documentary does not glorify socialism as they say, but instead focuses on the complex situation in Cuba, which the U.S. embargo plays a big role in. “Frenemies’” seed money came from the “Ringling Towers Fund” in 2017, a competitive grant awarded by the Arts & Culture Alliance of Sarasota County for select projects. A small crowdfunding campaign via Indiegogo was run by the director of the film, Mirella Martinelli, a Brazilianborn, a U.S. citizen and a long-time Florida resident. The Puffin Foundation, in addition to support from Moving Images and Long Distance Productions also financed the documentary. “Frenemies aims to bring safe and healthy dialogue to the polarized issue of continuing to finance the longest running embargo, or ending it,” says Martinelli. Set to the pulsating beats of Afro-Caribbean music, ”Frenemies” examines the fraught relationship between the island nation of Cuba and the U.S. The documentary blends 1950s archival footage with contemporary shots of Cuba’s economic struggles and vibrant culture. The film paints a vivid portrait of a nation fighting for survival against one of the world’s longestrunning embargos. But the merits and balance of the film haven’t kept those opposed to its release from telling lies about it. On Sept. 15, a Canadian-based YouTuber who calls himself Darwin, went on a rant about the film, with many inaccuracies, Martinelli says.

For Martinelli, her aim in directing the docAs part of the documentary showing, a balanced debate with two panelists on each side of umentary was an effort to open up important the embargo issue will take place. The debate will dialogue, and she hopes people understand that so be moderated by the Tiger Bay Club of Tampa. the misinformation about the film can be dispelled. Tampa Theatre’s stance on the situation “This documentary involves freedom of embraces freedom of expression. expression and real stories from real people,” “We are the community gathering place Martinelli told CL. where many kinds of “Frenemies” took home opinions and viewpoints the Audience Award at its can come together,” Jill premiere at the Dunedin Witecki, Director of International Film Frenemies: Cuba and Marketing and Community Festival and at the Oregon the U.S. Embargo Relations for Tampa International Film Festival. Saturday, Oct. 16, 2 p.m. $10-$13 Theatre, tells Creative The documentary also won Tampa Theatre 711 N Franklin St., Tampa Loafing Tampa Bay. the Social Impact Award tampatheatre.org Witecki says Tampa at the Latino & Native Theatre is aware that there American Film Festival and is a plan to protest the morning of Oct. 16, and the Impact Award for Global Politics at The Most that Tampa Police Department are also aware Important Films. It was a finalist for an Impact of it. “We plan on having security measures Pillar Award at the Whistleblower Summit & Film in place to make sure that the screening can Festival and received the Award of Excellence at peacefully happen,” says Witecki. the Docs Without Borders Film Festival.

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Tarpon Springs: House on the Hill Kathleen and Paul Barbiere’s House on the Hill is more than just a neighborhood yard display. It’s a haunted maze with a theme, homegrown props, and actual scareactors popping out at you. The Tarpon Springs residents started transforming their yard into a haunted attraction around 25 years ago. At first it was a private affair. Then, about eight years ago, the Barbieres opened their haunted maze to the public as a fundraiser for Tarpon Springs High School Band, of which their daughter was a member. Initially, there was no set admission fee or suggested donation. “A lot of people came through for nothing,” Kathleen told CL. “We just put a bucket out and we were taking donations. I think we made maybe $300.” In 2018, the Barbieres began marketing House of the Hill on social media and reached out to press. That’s when I found out about this great Halloween display less than

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CL. “So real quietly I started working on it. It actually took me three months to make him, which for me is really ridiculous. But once he started coming across, I said to Paul, ‘We should really do a swamp theme.’” The gator sits in the couple’s back yard in between the severed halves of a dead man’s canoe. “Actually it was my niece’s canoe, and she had cut it up to throw it away,” Kathleen told CL. The Barbieres used entirely handmade or recycled props in the maze this year. Kathleen even pulled up and dried some local grass-like weeds to lend their backyard a swamp-like appearance. It’s also worth noting that, thanks to a little pandemic remodeling, the trail is twice as long this year. House on the Hill: Dead Man’s Swamp. Oct. 22,23, 29, 30. 7:30-10:30 p.m. 611 Beckett Way, Tarpon Springs. $8 per person, with proceeds benefiting the Homeless Empowerment Program. Outdoor attraction; masks required. @houseonthehilltarponsprings on Facebook

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entral Florida is one of the best places in the world to celebrate Halloween. Where else can you trick or treat with Mickey Mouse or Elmo, ride a roller coaster with demons, or wait in line with a bunch of teenagers for over an hour to get into a haunted house? There are tons of places in central Florida where you can drop buku dollars this Halloween. You probably already know their names, which is why this article is different. This one is about the little guys. I’m talking about the people quietly transforming foam sheets into front-yard Tombstones, the moms and dads dressing up just to scare the neighborhood kids, the teenagers making monsters in their parents’ garage, the people decorating their yards to benefit local charities. This is who I want to celebrate this Halloween. If, like me, you want to spend Halloween close to home with your neighbors, you needn’t look any further than Pinellas County, where Kathleen Barbiere and Mike Long are forming a network of neighborhood haunts.

10 miles from my house. Both CL and The Beacon/Suncoast News introduced Tampa Bay to House on the Hill that year. Attendance rose from 700 to 2,500 people. As a result, the trail donated $3,600 to Shriners Hospitals for Children in 2018. In 2019, the annual haunt became a way for local kids to earn Bright Futures volunteer credits. Kathleen now gives the kid that volunteers the most hours each year a $500 college scholarship “First of all, it gets them here. Once they come and see how much fun it is, then I can’t keep them away,” Kathleen says. House on the Hill went on hiatus in 2020, citing pandemic concerns. But it’s thrilled to reopen in 2021 with a new theme and a mask requirement. “We are so excited to be returning this year and unveiling our new haunt, Dead Man’s Swamp,” Kathleen Barbiere said in a press release. “We missed everyone last year and cannot wait to show off what we’ve worked on this year.” This year’s theme came courtesy of Kathleen’s newest prop, Earl, a life-sized alligator made out of foam and Gorilla glue. “I wanted to make something, and to be honest, I didn’t think I could do it,” Kathleen told

Palm Harbor: Andrew Long’s Haunt for HEP On the other side of Lake Tarpon, Palm Harbor resident Mike Long learned about House on the Hill in 2018 when he picked up a copy of the Beacon in his driveway. “My first thought

to step back and just let people go about their business…It’s truly a walk-through display that comes to life, because everything’s on passive infrared sensors.” In 2018, Mike realized that Andrew’s haunted prop-making was becoming something more than just a hobby. That was when the Longs started using their yard display to raise money for the Homeless Empowerment Program (HEP) based in Clearwater. Doing the haunt for charity expanded the Longs’ community reach. Now they’re able to give Bright Futures credits to volunteers, which has attracted a crop of East Lake High Theater students who perform as scareactors each year. They have about 15-20 scareactors participating this year. One of those scareactors is Mike’s 17-year-old daughter, who’s playing a zombie bride. “The thought is, there’s a wedding, the bride went crazy and she’s murdered the groom,” Mike told CL. Naturally, Andrew built a 23-foothigh haunted church for the big event. The Longs and the Barbieresfinally met after their haunts both made the news in 2018. This year, they partnered for the first time to expand their collective reach. And they’re looking to bring more people into the fold, starting with Mike Lowe’s Scarehouse Pinellas in Largo. The goal, Mike Long told CL, is to ensure that people know where to go for the best neighborhood haunts. “It’s like Christmas,” Long told CL. “We all know, for the most part, [which] neighborhoods to hit that always have the lights.” Why not have the same thing for Halloween? Haunt for HEP. 6:30-11 p.m. Oct. 29-31. 3425 Brian Rd. S, Palm Harbor. Accepting donations for HEP. Outdoor attraction with room to social distance; masks optional. @hauntforhep on Facebook

“I always tell people Christmas is pretty, but Halloween is addictive.”

Meet stars of ‘The Conjuring 3’ when ‘Nightmare on Franklin Street’ returns to Tampa Theatre this weekend The historic and allegedly haunted Tampa Theatre brings back its popular “A Nightmare on Franklin Street” film series next month. And this year, the Halloween series returns to in-person screenings. For the series’ ninth year, the movie palace will host 16 nights of screenings running Oct. 16-31. That includes a free screening of “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It” and several afternoons of family-friendly Halloween movies. The screening of the third “Conjuring” film is also part of Tampa Theatre’s series of community screenings to celebrate local actors and filmmakers. Saturday's free “Conjuring” screening also includes a post-show Q&A with stars Eugenie Bondurant and Paul Wilson.

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was, ‘Why do they get in there and we don’t?’” Long told CL. He and his son Andrew Long got serious about their Halloween decorations around 2015, when Andrew was only 13 years old. The Longs’ neighbors erected a little graveyard on their property that year, and Andrew couldn’t take his eyes off of it. “I always tell people that Christmas is pretty, but Halloween is addictive,” Mike told CL. What started as a small cemetery became a serious display after the father-son team visited Paul Duryea’s Mansion of the Macabre yard haunt (now retired) in Dunedin one fateful Halloween night in 2016. “It was incredible; it really was,” Mike told CL. “Andrew saw that and he came home and started talking about it. I reached out to Paul just to get some ideas and talk about what he’s doing, and it really exploded from there.” When Andrew saw Duryea’s haunted mansion with its professionally-built props, he saw what was possible in a home Halloween display. “That kick-started it right there,” said Mike. “Andrew started building things and he never stopped.” As the son of an engineer and grandson of a contractor, Andrew learned to use power tools at a relatively young age. He designed and built theater sets his junior and senior years at East Lake High School. At home, he explored pneumatics (a branch of engineering that uses compressed air) to create unique Halloween displays that move as you walk through them. This year, Andrew made a pneumatic weeping angel that rises to over eight feet when triggered. It’s the most complex pneumatic prop he’s made yet. “The weeping angel is kind of a play on the monument that you see in a lot of graveyards and cemeteries, where they have a big pedestal with an angel or woman leaning over it, head down and crying,” Mike told CL. “We took that and said, ‘How do we make this really freaky?’ Andrew built the pedestal and the angel [that] sits over it…When triggered, this angel rises up. The arms, the wings, the torso, everything moves because it’s got five pneumatic cylinders in it. It rises to over eight feet, and it’s got this terrible scream that it does, so it’s really startling…” Andrew programs each of his props to scare on demand using what his father calls a “show controller.” “It’s basically the brain that controls what this prop is going to do when it’s triggered. Is it just out and in? Raise an arm? Do a bunch of really intricate movements? Andrew writes the code for that based on whatever the show is going to be. That show not only consists of movement, it consists of lights, sound, foggers. We can do pretty much anything we want. That allows us

HOUSE CALL: A zombie wedding needs a church, right? Bondurant and Wilson are both from the Tampa Bay area and star alongside Wilson’s brother, Patrick Wilson, who’s been the lead alongside Vera Farmiga in all three Conjuring films. St. Pete native Patrick Wilson has also starred in the “Insidious” franchise, “The Phantom of the Opera” and Aquaman. As part of the Nightmare on Franklin series, Tampa Theatre also brings back SpiritsFest: “Backstage” for an in-person haunted tour of the movie palace. The tour features “tales of Tampa’s dead by Phantasmagoria’s skillful storytellers” paired with a Halloween-themed cocktail. Tickets are $100 ($90 to theater members) for the tour. The classic Ghosts of Tampa Theatre Tour is also available throughout the film series for $15 (free for theater members).

The last night of the series, Halloween, features a matinee screening of classic silent horror film “Nosferatu” (1922). The screening includes live musical accompaniment by Tampa Theatre’s Steven Ball on the theater’s original Mighty Wurlitzer Theatre Organ. Beyond “The Conjuring,” the series includes showings of “Ed Wood, “Alien,” “Hocus Pocus”, “Death Cast,” “Raw,” “THEM!,” “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” “Psycho,” “The Nightmare Before Christmas,” “The Shining,” “A Tale of Two Sisters,” “Campfire Stories,” “Get Out,” “Us” and “Phantasmagoria XII: Dark Carnival.” More information, tickets and a full schedule of A Nightmare on Franklin Street offerings are available at tampatheatre.org/nightmare —Chelsea Zukowski

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Not including volun“I think there’s going to be a tremendous who Victor Wooten described as one of his all- teers and the small number of folks in executive sense of pride—there always is—when we’re all time favorites. level suites for the festival’s corporate partners, together, and we look back and we look out over Having Snarky Puppy—which made its Clearwater Jazz Holiday could welcome just over the people, and we see what we’ve accomplished, local debut with a show at Crowbar in Ybor 6,000 attendees to Baycare Ballpark each night. what it means for the community,” Weinberger City in 2014—share Sunday’s bill with said. “So yeah, when the first note is struck, Woodward leaves the door open for some I think that eyes are gonna well up from all major collaboration (she appeared locally of our organizers who’ll know, ‘We did it.’ with Puppy side project Forq back in And we can’t wait to do it again.” 2018), but it also showcases Jazz Holiday’s Weinberger won’t be alone in his approach to bringing other genres to the emotions. bill (Sunday includes soul and funk unit In Spain, League—who landed back Lemon City Trio). in the U.S. late last month and immediAnd while 2021 marks a return to a ately got to work on an album with David large-scale festival for Clearwater Jazz Crosby, Becca Stevens, and Michelle Willis— Holiday, the festivities will also feel much watched the U.S. handling of the pandemic different. unfold from afar. Right now, the 42-year-old festiWhile League’s got a firm grip on a val’s regular home, Coachman Park, is lifestyle (and military childhood) that kept under renovation as part of the “Imagine him on the road until the pandemic hit, Clearwater” project, which is, in part, Clearwater Jazz Holiday will be the first bringing a 4,000-seat amphitheatre to time he’ll see his mom, aunt, uncle and cousthe downtown waterfront. That led Jazz ins in about two years—by a longshot, the Holiday to Baycare Ballpark—the Spring longest time he’s spent away from them. Training home of the Philadelphia Phillies Last March, League lost his Tarpon and Philly’s Low-A minor league affiliate Springs-based grandmother after her 100th Clearwater Threshers—just under five birthday. “She was really the matriarch, so miles away. experiencing the family dynamic without Jazz Holiday CEO Steve Weinberger her will be very very different. She was a told CL there is a strong likelihood that real character,” he said. Soon after, League’s the festival will once again partner with uncle passed; one member of Snarky Puppy the ballpark again in 2022, but he feels like lost three family members. Imagine Clearwater could be completed by So Sunday’s set represents three reunions the next year, meaning that October 2023 JUST US, LEAGUE: Michael League brings Snarky for League—one with family, another with would be the timing of when the festival Puppy to Clearwater for one hell of a family reunion. bandmates and the one Snarky Puppy gets to returns to its home. For now, organizers have with fans. League said he’s even staying and the volunteers that make it happen are But planning a festival’s return to the live in town an extra day to stuff his face with Greek focused on “reduced-capacity special presen- setting is no walk in the park. Weinberger would food and ouzo in Tarpon Springs. tation” of Jazz Holiday that allows for social not say whether or not he’ll shed a tear during “It’ll be great to see everybody. I can’t wait distancing thanks to general admission seating Gaynor’s “I Will Survive,” but did surrender that to see my mom and my family, and to play with that lets fans purchase tickets into a section the last 18 months have been emotional for the my brothers and sisters in Snarky Puppy again,” in the seating bowl, then sit wherever in that festival organizers. League said. section. “Each section is not sold to full capacity “The festival tradition means a lot to so many “We have so many years together, so it’ll be so there’ll be plenty of space for people to spread people for so many different reasons. There’s a great to catch up with everybody in person even out,” Weinberger added. The VIP section holds tremendous sense of community and volunteerism if it’s just one show.” about 400 bistro-style tables spread across the around it, and we had to cancel the big show last Just one show indeed, but one we’ve all been playing field. year,’ Weinberger said. waiting on for a long, long time. STELLA K.

n July, members of Snarky Puppy played three gigs as part of Spain’s Canarias Jazz & Más festival, but when the fusion outfit hits Baycare Ballpark on Sunday it’ll mark the band’s first show back on a U.S. stage after a long, pandemicinduced, hiatus. “That was the first time that the band had seen each other since the beginning of the pandemic, but the band is 18 people and we only play with 10 of those at every gig,” Michael League told Creative Loafing Tampa Bay. League—the band’s 37-year-old bassist and bandleader—spent much of his lockdown in the south of Spain at his girlfriend’s house where he finished a longdelayed solo album, So Many Me. “In Clearwater, I’ll be seeing people that I haven’t seen in two years, and they’ll see each other for the first time in two years so it’ll still feel like the first gig after the pandemic in a lot of ways,” he added. Similarly, Snarky Puppy’s set closing down the 2021 Clearwater Jazz Holiday is going to feel like the first gig back for so many of the organizers behind the storied festival in its 42nd year. Like everything else last year, the 2020 Jazz Holiday got the axe at the hands of coronavirus. Instead of the usual four-day party that welcomed 35,000-40,000 people annually, organizers staged a series of small “Wanderlust” concerts which not only allowed the festival to keep paying local artists and backline crew, but also let it continue to support its nonprofit mission of boosting music education in local schools. Headliners for 2021’s four-day festival include Snarky Puppy, Gloria Gaynor backed by a 13-piece band, Kool & the Gang and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Continuing the festival’s tradition of mixing Americana, funk and other genres into the jazz programming, the lineup also includes Dustbowl Revival, Lucy Woodward, plus Eric Marienthal Featuring The Silverman Brothers. Saturday’s lineup brings a jam band element to the mix thanks to Lettuce, but Jazz Holiday also leans on the very things it was founded upon, jazz and community outreach. The Jazz Holiday and Ruth Eckerd Hall Youth Jazz Band will play on Saturday, and Friday’s lineup finds Jason Miles leading a jam-packed tribute to pioneering jazz-funk saxophonist Grover Washington Jr. who died in 1999 at age 56.

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St. Pete Opera Co.: Mozart’s “Così fan tutte” St. Pete Opera Company’s 16th season starts this weekend with three performances of Mozart’s opera buffa happening Friday night, Sunday afternoon and Tuesday night. And don’t worry, though the opera is sung in Italian, English subtitles are projected above the screen. After a holiday break, the company is back in February with another 3-show run of Handel’s “Semele.” The season wraps up with Gaetano Donizetti’s French comedy “La fille du régiment” in June. Currently, the Palladium follows St. Petersburg College’s lead requiring masks for all indoor performances, but as the pandemic changes so do protocols—best to check before you go. (Hough Hall at Palladium Theater, St. Petersburg.) Rutterkin w/Broken Things/Critical Hits/ Friendly Fire It’s getting loud at St. Pete’s Wild Roots plant shop and event space. Rutterkin headlines on Friday with punk-rock, and St. Pete’s Broken Things clocks in with its more melodic and indie-tinged sound. Friendly Fire brings an ‘80s indie/’90s punk flavor to the bill rounded out by Critical Hits which has the most straightforward take on rock and roll on this bill. The all-ages show claims “no jerks” allowed, which I’ll assume means wear a mask if you can’t socially distance and especially if you’re not vaccinated for some reason. The venue has a curfew of 10 p.m., so you’ll have plenty of time to get a good night’s sleep or hit another show if you’re energetic. If loud ain’t your thing, check out the store’s upcoming event “Air Plants and Astrology Workshop” on Wednesday, Oct. 20. (Wild Roots, St. Petersburg) C Selwyn Birchwood After a summer break, the folks at Safety Harbor Art and Music center are back with local favorite Selwyn Birchwood. Though from Tampa, Birchwood has gotten worldwide critical acclaim including winning the International Blues Challenge in 2013. Birchwood has been cranking out blues-rock tunes since he was 17, including his early 2021 release Living in a Burning House which is a lot more fun than the title portrays. The rain or shine concert will cost you $5 more if you wait until Friday to buy your ticket. And bring your mask because you’ll need it to go to the bathroom. (Safety Harbor Art and Music Center, Safety Harbor) C Wavves w/ Glove After killing it at Gasparilla Music Festival two weekends ago, local, electro-goth outfit Glove kept the upward momentum going with a shiny new video for “Modern Toy” produced by Cage the Elephant’s Brad Shultz. The foursome already played Lollapalooza this summer, and next week the Tampa band heads to Atlanta’s Shaky Knees

festival where it’s on the bill with Foo Fighters and St. Vincent. First up though, Glove supports California indie-punk outfit Wavves on all its Florida dates. Get you some Glove before it leaves for another tour and never comes back (I’m looking at you Benjamin Booker). For $40, you can get balcony access, aka the best seats in the house. (Orpheum, Ybor City)

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Carver Commodore w/Whitehall/Jordan Esker & the Hundred Percent Alabama’s Carver Commodore brings a soon-to-be released second LP Welcome to the Modern World to downtown Tampa’s West River district, and if the rest of the album is anything like the single “Misty Eyes,” we’re in for a real upbeat indie-rock treat. Charleston indie-rock outfit Whitehall joins Commodore on tour, with St. Pete’s Jordan Esker & the Hundred Percent opening the all-ages show. (If you’re under 18, you can come but you have to have a guardian.) (Hooch and Hive, Tampa) C Straz is Back Block Party: Taylor Reed w/Johnny Mile and the Kilometers/Mike Mass and Wave Theory/Matt McGee/Opera Tampa Singers The Straz Center is flexing with two stages presenting local music and entertainment. The Arrival Plaza stage hosts local musicians like singer-songwriter and string player Taylor Reed, rock and rollers Johnny Mile and the Kilometers, plus the best of Tampa hip-hop with Mike Mass and Wave Theory collective. Performances on the Riverwalk stage include Opera Tampa singers, and variety shows with some of the Bay’s best drag queens and entertainers, all hosted by Matt McGee (aka Patti of Best of the Bay-winning cabaret act Scott and Patti). Food trucks, art by Cam Parker and Crab Devil, a makers’ market, aerialists and a “Kidchella” zone will also be on hand. That’s a lot of free fun to be had. (Straz Center for the Performing Arts, Tampa) Tampa Bay Ukulele Society: 'Sip, Stroll and Strum' w/Tom Hood & The Tropical Sons/The Pineapple Scruffs No need to take mushrooms while walking through downtown Clearwater this weekend, because that’s definitely a ukulele party making its way down the sidewalk. Tampa Bay Ukulele Society hosts a “Sip, Stroll and Strum” which includes performances from Tom Hood & The Tropical Sons and The Pineapple Scruffs. Select restaurants on the districts 400 and 500 blocks are offering wine sampling, with 10 more restaurants also sampling appetizers during the stroll. Don’t be late for the 8 p.m. singalong where ukestrummers of every skill lever are invited. (Downtown Clearwater) C Vacancy w/Horsewhip/Thunderclap/ The Holloway Tape As the world eases back towards the way things were before ‘rona,

this bill feels like a collection of bands that have played some of the best heavy music to come out of Florida over the last five years. Anchoring the lineup is the return of local hardcore/noise-rock outfit Vacancy which is joined by St. Pete’s Horsewhip, Florida doommetal giant Thunderclap and North Port’s The Holloway Tape, which the event page says sounds like “The Dillinger Escape Plan and Mr. Bungle locked in a cage match after being force fed acid.” And while you’ll see all the homies at this one, they’ll all be wearing a mask whether they’re vaxxed or not. (Lucky You Tattoo, St. Petersburg)—Ray Roa

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Mind the gap Thirty-year-old trans woman here, Dan, and I have a question about what is surely one of your favorite subjects: the “age gap discourse.” About four years ago, I had a sexual experience that I go back and forth on whether to label as sexual assault. When I was 26 years old, I met a 19-year-old on a dating site and drove to a neighboring state to hook up with them. I’ll spare you the details, but when we started doing things we had mutually agreed upon, one of them didn’t feel right in the moment, so I withdrew my consent. They respected my boundary for about 15 minutes, then tried it again. I said no again, they refrained for another 15 minutes, then tried it again. The cycle continued until I just got worn down. The night ended with me trying to fall asleep so I at least wouldn’t be conscious for what they were going to do. It didn’t work. I’m friends with a lot of social-justice-focused millennials, and as such, discourse about age gaps in romantic and sexual relationships occasionally appear on my social media. The consensus, as I understand it, seems to be that there is a vast maturity gap between someone who is 19 and someone who is 26; therefore, someone in their mid-20s has an affirmative duty to make sure nothing sexual happens with someone who is 19. It is also suggested that someone like me is a creep and a predator for even thinking about hooking up with a 19-yearold. It’s hard to not apply my own experience to the discourse, and boy, is it a mind fuck. Hearing people go on about how vulnerable teenagers are or how I occupied a position of power not only dredges up painful memories, but also makes me feel like a creep. Did I do something wrong? I’m leaning towards no. I didn’t have any institutional power over the other person, it wasn’t an ongoing relationship, nor is it a pattern of behavior. (Like hell am I going to trust a 19-year-old again.) I also tried to follow your campsite rule. Instead of ghosting them, I sent them a message explaining why I wasn’t going to play with them again—the boundary violations— in the hope that they would do better in the future. I’m about 80% sure I have nothing to feel guilty about, but that other 20% just won’t shut up. Was I the bad guy here?—Am Getting Exasperated

feels the conversation is motivated by legitimate concerns about unequal power dynamics and their potential for abuse and exploitation, he worries the black-and-white nature of the age gap discourse can lull people into a false sense of security. “People imagine that abuse is less likely to occur in relationships where both parties are the same age,” said Greig, “and in my experience, that’s not always the case.” Additionally, condemnations of relationships and/ or hook ups with significant age gaps—the kind of puritanical “discourse” that has left you feeling so isolated—often fails to acknowledge, much less grapple with factors besides age that can make a person vulnerable to abuse and exploitation. “Being a trans woman in itself can make you more vulnerable,” said Greig. “But it could be just about anything: wealth, status, even just disposition or temperament—some people are more domineering or cruel than others.” And some people don’t understand that only yes means yes, that no absolutely means no, and that withdrawal consent doesn’t mean, “Ask me again in five minutes.” Sometimes a person guilty of the kind of consent/boundary/physical violation you endured isn’t acting maliciously and is capable of learning from their mistakes—here’s hoping that message you sent that 19-year-old had an impact—but some people know what they’re doing when they pressure a person to engage in (or submit to) unwanted sexual acts and don’t care. Those people can be 19 and those people can be 99, AGE, and their victims can be younger or older. And if their last name is Trump, those people can be POTUS. “Life is too complicated for one-size-fits-all prescriptions like ‘age gap relationships are bad’ to be of much use,” said Greig, “and that means we have to take these things on a case-by-case basis.” And in your case, AGE, neither of us think you were the bad guy. All that said, AGE, driving to a neighboring state to hook up with a teenager—yeah, the optics aren’t good, and a lot of people aren’t gonna be able to see past them. But just because some very online people (and some very offline people) will look at your respective ages at the time, do the math, and label you a predator, AGE, you aren’t obligated to slap that label on yourself. You were consenting adults until you withdrew your consent, at which point you were the victim of a sexual assault. You may have to be selective with who you confide in about this, AGE, but you don’t have to shame yourself. You lived, you learned, you’ve tried to do better. Here’s hoping the other person—now in their 20s themselves—learned something too and has also tried to do better. Follow @jamesdgreig on Twitter.

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“I feel for this woman and, it should go without saying, she shouldn’t feel guilty about having been sexually assaulted,” said James Greig, a London-based writer whose work has appeared in The Guardian, Vice, and other publications. “And to my mind, this incident shows that things are often more complex than the online ‘age gap discourse’ acknowledges.” Greig has written about the online age gap discourse for The Guardian, AGE, and while he

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No big stakes here, but I want your opinion. Forty-something straight man here, and I like shaving. My wife, to whom I’ve been married 16 years, doesn’t. So, I shave myself, and she’s natural. She let me shave her once, she didn’t like the result, and we’ve never done it again. But last week while she was amusing herself down below, we were chatting (she’s talented, I tell you) and she noted that she’s not crazy about my shaved parts. She said it reminded her of prepubescent boys. She doesn’t like being shaved herself; similarly, she worries guys who like it are thinking of little girls. Also, the potential for nicks and cuts makes her queasy. For my part, I like the way the skin feels, and it makes me look bigger. And so much porn is shaved these days that this is probably in the back of my mind. Writing you this letter has been good therapy, Dan. Rereading it just now I can see a workable solution: two months on (shaved), two months off (natural). Am I the first letter writer who solved his own problem?—Shaving Nuts Is Promising P.S. If you have anything to add, come right out and say it—no need to beat around the bush. You’re not the first person who solved their own problem by the time they finished writing their letter—hell, half the questions I get are from people who already know what they need to do. They need to DTMFA or get into therapy or learn to tie knots—and they write in hoping I’ll give them a little push, SNIP, which I’m always happy to do. P.S. I have one thing to add: Sexually active, fully-grown adult men and women have been

shaving off their pubes for decades now—we’re well into the third decade of the modern pubichair-shaving discourse—and I’m losing my patience with people who claim they dislike hairless crotches because they associate them with prepubescent children. Unless you’re currently parenting a prepubescent child or you’re a pediatrician, you are far likelier to see fully grown adult humans with hairless crotches than prepubescent children. Really, people. Think about the last hundred hairless crotches you saw—were those children’s crotches or were they the hairless crotches of adult sex partners and/ or porn stars? When I see an adult man with a hairless crotch in gay porn, I don’t think, “THAT MAN WITH THE ROCK HARD 8-INCH DICK LOOKS LIKE A WEE BOY!” I think, “That man looks like other adult men I’ve seen in porn and sometimes in real life.” Look, it’s fine to prefer partners with pubes—neatly trimmed or full bush—but a person should be able to express a preference for pubes without insinuating that people who prefer shaved crotches are pedophiles. An adult man who shaves his face is not trying to look like a child and does not look like a child. A woman who shaves her pits is not trying to look like a child and does not look like a child. Same goes for adult men and women who shave their pubes. Sheesh. Send mail to questions@savagelove.net, follow @fakedansavage and bookmark savage.love.

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