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UPFRONT DRUG DEALER SENTENCED TO NINE YEARS AFTER FENTANYL OVERDOSE

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MARIO EDMONDS, 35, HAS BEEN sentenced to nine years in prison for involuntary manslaughter after one of his customers overdosed on fentanyl. William Cohen, 66, died inside his apartment last May after taking what he believed to be only heroin. Police say that fentanyl — 50 times stronger than heroin and currently the centerpiece of an epidemic landing a string of bodies in the county morgue at record rates — was also in the mix, and Cohen overdosed shortly afterward. Police used Cohen’s cell phone to track down Edmonds. Cuyahoga County common pleas judge John D. Sutula praised the investigating officers. Toxicology tests show Cohen had cocaine and fentanyl in his system when he died. Edmonds maintains he only sold Cohen cocaine and says the fentanyl was planted; he wants to appeal the decision. He was also found guilty of two counts of drug trafficking and drug possession, possessing criminal tools and corrupting another with drugs. Edmonds originally faced up to 23 years in prison. The criminal case offers a representation of how local law enforcement officials are cracking down harder than ever on dealers connected to overdose deaths. Scene spoke with a former heroin addict who is currently wrapping up a voluntary stint at an eastside rehab clinic. He laid out the case that this sharp uptick in prosecution isn’t going to change the nature of the epidemic in Northeast Ohio. “Even in spite of the increased consequences for drug dealers, I have many friends that are in prison right now for shooting up other friends,” he said. “They were charged with involuntary manslaughter. I mean, they’ve created and paved a totally new road to prosecute people, but it’s barely making a dent. Because your addiction is so gripping and

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takes hold of you to such a frightening extent that none of that matters. That’s what people fail to realize: that it doesn’t matter what kind of laws you institute, what kind of consequences there are, how alarming the statistics are. None of that matters. Because I wanted to go ﬁnd the dope that was the best, that people were dying from.”

INFORMATION EMERGES ON PLANNED BRICKHAUS TOWERS DEVELOPMENT Though details are still scarce and plans have yet to be ﬁnalized, artist renderings of Andrew Brickman’s “Brickhaus Towers” project on Lorain Avenue and West 20th (at the western foot of the Lorain-Carnegie Bridge), are now available for viewing at the website of HP Urban, a planning and design ﬁrm. (Check ’em out at clevescene.com too.) Brickman’s project, on the four-plus acres of land his companies purchased in 2013 for $1.7 million, will include 505 total units, plus food and retail amenities. Back in 2013, Michelle Jarboe at the PD reported that Brickman was interested in the high-end market,

and that rental units might surpass $1.75 per square foot ($1,400/month on an 800-square-foot apartment). Brickman quotes Jarboe’s report on the Brickhaus Ohio City page. Whatever the cost, it’s going to be an extremely deluxe project, that’s for sure. In the inaugural edition of the Ohio City / Tremont Observer, published earlier this month, Jim O’Bryan wrote a piece on the upcoming project, saying a reporter saw Brickman looking at renderings. They even published an over-the-shoulder image of one of them, calling the project “One West 20.” Brickman’s company, Brickhaus Partners, lists some of the project’s amenities: available upper units of approximately 2,500-square feet; retail component with drive-thru; vibrant and walkable location; close to downtown Cleveland; direct access to public transit and RTA Redline; Cleveland Hopkins Airport 10 minutes via RTA Redline; complies to Sustainable Cleveland 2019; adjoins nearby Towpath Trail. But don’t get too attached to the slick and futuristic images. Brickman advised Sam McNulty on Twitter recently that there yet may be a few tweaks to come.

BUDISH DELIVERS STATE OF THE COUNTY At last Thursday’s State of the County address, county executive Armond Budish regaled the region’s gathered leaders with stories of success and promises for the future, touting highlights from the past year and making a few key announcements about upcoming projects In a video shown early on, downtown residents were asked what they thought the county executive did. No one had a clue. “Stuff with land permits?” one man

hypothesized. Even Frank Jackson was stumped: “That’s a good question,” he said. That was Budish’s point: that though no one knows what the county does, it still has a tremendous impact. He crystallized its role in one word: “Prosperity.” “The county charter makes it clear that this new county government must promote economic well-being and prosperity throughout the county,” Budish said. Budish highlighted the Garﬁeld Heights library innovation center, and loans to JumpStart and ECDI as examples of the county promoting a culture of innovation. He also announced that county funds have supported a new JumpStart fund, called the Focus Fund, which seeks to invest in startups run by women and minorities. Those awarded funding have to relocate to Ohio. In one of the speech’s major announcements, Budish said the Global Center for Health Innovation would also be partnering with the Mt. Sinai Foundation to sponsor the Rising Star Awards, a “new business plan” competition that will net the winner a cash prize, space at the Global Center, and mentoring from current Global Center tenants and partners. But the biggest announcement of the afternoon concerned prekindergarten education. Budish said that he and county council had managed to lock down an additional $10 million in the most recent budget for high quality pre-K (over and above the $9 million already budgeted). Beyond that, thanks to the philanthropic moving and shaking of PNC’s regional director Paul Clark, private parties chipped in an additional $12 million. This extra funding will allow the county to more than double the number of children served by pre-K, from 2,000 to more than 4,000.

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PEOPLE & PLACES BEST HOTEL Aloft Even before the Flats East Bank took off, Aloft was an anchor for one of downtown’s hottest new social districts. With excellent prices, modern rooms, and easy access to electric nightlife, Aloft has helped Cleveland elevate its downtown accommodations to the next level. Hungry? Grab a bite at WXYZ, Wileyville or Lago right downstairs. Ready for a party after that? Then take a stroll over to the East Bank for a night of revelry. Got tickets to a big event? Aloft is an easy walk to the Browns Stadium, the Rock Hall, the Q, the Jake and other downtown amenities, and the views of Lake Erie are peerless. 1111 West 10th St., 216-400-6469, aloftclevelanddowntown.com.

Cleveland has more visitors than ever these days, and often these out-of-towners are in need of a little local direction. We could list thousands of places to take a Cleveland rookie — and we have — but if you don’t make the West Side Market your ﬁrst stop, you’re doing it wrong. It’s a wholly unique experience, combining the best of the old and new worlds on the North Shore. And while many of us around here stop in to pick up produce for the week or a good cut of meat for an evening meal, the place is also a feast for the eyes and a good place to grab a snack before hitting all the other necessary Cleveland stops. 1979 West 25th St., 216-664-3387, westsidemarket.org.

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BEST FREE OUTIN G The Cleveland Museum of Art It’s the gift that keeps on giving — not to mention a Cleveland landmark and a national jewel. The Cleveland Museum of Art has been bringing world-renowned ﬁne art to the city for more than a century. Best of all, it costs nothing to spend an afternoon there. Free. Not a penny for a priceless experience. No wonder nearly half a million people each month come to visit the galleries and collections, enjoying almost 45,000 pieces from around the globe and 6,000 years of artistic achievement. 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org.

BEST NEW APARTMENT CO MPLEX The 9 When The 9 opened in the fall of 2014, the place completely reinvented the East Ninth Street corridor. It’s a monument to the past and future of downtown Cleveland. It’s the best new apartment complex simply because it’s so much more than an apartment complex. (Readers clearly love it.) Every vein of the New Cleveland Lifestyle runs through this building, and tenants are treated to that reality every day. If you’re looking for luxury and a unique cache of amenities — on-site restaurant, nightclub, rooftop bar and more — then there’s no competition.

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BEST INDOOR WEDDING VE NUE Hyatt Cleveland Regency at The Arcade Built in 1888, the Arcade was and still is one of the most impressive spaces in Cleveland, with architectural details that will stop you in your tracks. The Arcade once was called Cleveland’s Crystal Palace, and when you look up you’ll see why: a skylight made of 1,800 panes of glass soars 85 feet above the venue. Of course this would mean a hotel built inside the structure would also be one of the best places in Cleveland to say “I do.” It has seating available on both the ﬂoor and the balcony, and can accommodate up to 400 guests. It’s a popular spot, so book sooner rather than later for that magical day. 420 Superior Ave., 216-776-4465, cleveland.hyatt.com.

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BEST COLLEGE RADIO STAT ION WJCU 88.7 College radio is the last and only bastion of “good music on the ol’ airwaves” these days, and our very own WJCU covers all the necessary bases. Not only have they proven themselves willing and able to maintain a ﬁne stable of hosts throughout all hours of the day, but those local DJs really know how to spin eclecticism with gusto. You can have your Spotify “Discover” tab, but you’ll never do wrong by ﬂipping to 88.7 and tuning into something fresh or old-school, something funky or delightfully downtempo. If you’re still uninitiated, you’d do well to amend that immediately. wjcu.org.

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Listen, the guy’s a pro. Whether you tune in as a guilty pleasure or a mandatory part of your morning routine, it’s clear that Rover and the crew command a devoted following in Cleveland and elsewhere. They dabble in the irreverent, the gross, the sometimes-insightful, and all the wonderful inside jokes that a good, well-crafted community deserves. You can jump in at any time with these guys, but know this: Longtime listeners are well rewarded by the group’s tangled web of friendship and bizarre antics. roverradio.com.

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In need of your morning or afternoon talk ﬁx? WTAM awaits on your dial — or your preset in-car buttons — like a beacon of hodge-podge news and sports chatter. You’ve got Mike Trivisonno holding down the boorish end of things, whether you like guilty pleasures or right-winger obnoxiousness, and you’ve got Wills and Snyder in the morning delivering the gamut from local news to great money input. Plus, the Tribe and the sweet, dulcet tones of Tom Hamilton and the run to a championship with that fella named LeBron. Every town needs an AM radio lighthouse, and WTAM calls out to us at all hours.

Cleveland is a town built on sports talk. (Hey, if we can’t pull a championship, we’re more than happy to at least talk about everything else, right?) WKYC’s Jim Donovan, who just picked up a Greater Cleveland Sports Awards Lifetime Achievement Award for his years of service, has long been a beloved ﬁgure in local sports lore. His voice is distinct and crisp, the sort of thing that has hit Browns fans’ hearts harder historically than even a well timed Dawson kick at the end of regulation. We’d be a different and lesser town without Donovan’s presence, and when everyone’s reporting the same damn thing as everyone else, you need someone with perspective and passion. Donovan’s got that and more, and for that we thank him.

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Walter Cronkrite might have covered wars, assassinations and other big-deal Historical Events. But could American’s most august broadcasting personality handle 15 losing Browns seasons since 1999? Could Peter Jennings keep his tie clip in place after Johnny Manziel? No way, Jose Mesa. Which is why Tony Rizzo’s long tenure on the Cleveland sports scene — a Bataan Death March of mediocrity and disappointment — is no joke. From his regular perch on ESPN 850’s Really Big Show, Rizzo’s daily laments and kvetching add up to more than just another aggrieved voice on the radio dial. Uncle Rizzy is our collective id, ego, and super-ego on display, rage and hope and grief out there for everybody to see. And don’t forget your JOEBEES. espncleveland.com.

BEST NEWS REPORTER Patrick O’Donnell, The Plain Dealer P.O.D.! The Plain Dealer’s education reporter has knocked the socks off every journalist statewide; they’re trying to keep up with him as he uncovers the education morass in Ohio. And while readers mostly don’t know or care about the names in the bylines, it’s a different story when they’re seeking out news on their kids’ education. O’Donnell has guided Clevelanders through the data-rigging by state superintendent Richard Ross of low-performing online charter schools. He’s also kept CMSD CEO Eric Gordon on his toes, reporting on the botched collection of E-rate rebates. He’s a crisp, proliﬁc writer and a dogged reporter. And, much like the PD’s Brie Zeltner and Rachel Dissell, who reported on lead poisoning, and Michelle Jarboe, who reports on real estate, O’Donnell represents the value of hard-hitting,

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BEST INSTAGRAM FOLLOW @clegreg Why take photos of people when you could pictures of puppies? Damn good question. And why stop at puppies when you could take pictures of puppies eating peanut butter? The Cleveland Instagram sensation known as @clegreg, or Greg Murray outside of the social media site, is gaining quite a bit of attention for his Kickstarter campaign to fund a book of pics of the pups in action. He’s ﬂown past his goal and landed on the Today Show and just about every site that has use for puppies on the internet. Yes, the peanut butter thing is cute, but Murray’s also a kind soul and a helluva photographer, and he takes plenty of shots of pups without the snacks. Head on over to his Instagram for a glimpse of it all. instagram.com/clegreg.

BEST COLLEGE OR UNIVER S ITY Cleveland State With the announcement earlier this month that CSU would build a standalone film school — the first in the state of Ohio — the downtown university continues to grow and wow. CSU already boasts a top-ranked graduate school of urban affairs, a “center for population dynamics” that churns out exciting research, and regionally recognized programs in nursing and law. As other universities struggle to attract students and separate themselves from the pack, CSU breaks application records every year and has roundly transformed from a commuter school to whole lot more. Around it, the Campus District continues to flourish in the shadow of Playhouse Square, and there’s never been a more exciting time to be a Viking. 2121 Euclid Ave., 216-687-2000, csuohio.edu.

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People & Places continued BEST LOCAL NEWSCAST Fox 8 When you need to know what’s happening in your city, you don’t want someone screaming at you, you probably don’t want to click through a 21-part slideshow, and you damn well expect some seasoned journalists and broadcasters sifting through the nonsense to tell you what’s what. Those and many other reasons — including the reassuring, cool mom-and-dad vibe of Tracy McCool and Bill Martin — are why viewers tune into Fox 8. fox8.com.

BEST CO-WORKING SPACE LaunchHouse The ofﬁce is dead. Old school. Kaput. All the cool (venture capitalbacked) kids are setting up shop in shared spaces to launch their projects and dream businesses, all the while getting input and mentorship from those around them. Until very recently, Cleveland didn’t have too many coworking outﬁts to choose from. LaunchHouse in Shaker Heights is by far one of the top locations — and lon-

gest standing — even if that future is up in the air at the moment. The facility opened in 2008. Today it houses 60 businesses. But Launch House isn’t just a place to plug in your MacBook. The facility features acceleration programs and investment opportunities. Shaker Heights is probably going to ﬁnalize a plan soon to put the building under new management (and try to do the same thing), which means LaunchHouse will have to ﬁnd a new home. The future is uncertain in that regard, but its past is well documented. 3558 Lee Rd., Shaker Heights, 216-255-3070, launchhouse.com.

BEST LOCAL START-UP CLESeats It hasn’t been around long but there’s reason to see a bright future for CLESeats. Stop by the site or use their app before a night on the town and you’ll be presented with a host of deals that change daily. Could be a deal on an appetizer, could be a dessert. Could be a wine special, could be a nice percentage off your total bill. For as much as Cleveland loves its food and booze, it’s hard to imagine a better virtual buddy. cleseats.com.

BEST PLACE FOR A FIRST D ATE Little Italy Here’s the key to a good ﬁrst date: narrative. You want to create an atmosphere of adventure, an arc. Little Italy affords new/prospective lovers a chance to move from place to place and develop unique memories of their ﬁrst date. Begin with wine at Anthony’s before taking a stroll around the neighborhood as the sun begins to dip across the Murray Hill horizon. Along the way, pop into the various art galleries and crack jokes about the “rather pedestrian stabs at impressionism” (and act like you mean it). Follow with a late dinner at La Dolce Vita. You should pick something totally different for the second date, but trust us: There will be a second date if you follow our tips. clevelandlittleitaly.com.

BEST PLACE FOR KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY Sky Zone Trampoline Park Move aside Chuck E. Cheese, Sky Zone Trampoline Park is the new favorite place to have a birthday party for Cleveland’s youngest residents (and, let’s not lie, most

adults). The name basically says it all. It’s a trampoline park, and it’s the perfect spot for the kiddos to burn off all that extra energy. There’s also designated areas for ultimate dodgeball, SkySlam, and a foam pit. Eastside and westside locations make getting there a breeze. Multiple locations, skyzone.com.

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BEST THRIFT STORE Unique Thrift Part of the Ohio City landscape long before the breweries on West 25th, Unique Thrift Store is exactly what it says it is: unique. Filled to the brim with housewares, clothing, books and trinkets, you’ll never know what you might ﬁnd when you step through its doors. It’s the perfect place to shop for a Halloween costume, ﬁnd a vintage T-shirt, or stock up on some necessary items in a pinch. The coffee mugs and ballcaps are primo, and half-price Monday is practically a

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Big Fun Big Fun regularly wins this category for good reason. Located in Cleveland Heights’ Coventry neighborhood, the store stocks a slew of hard-to-find toys from both the past and present. If you’re looking for Star Wars, Transformers and G.I. Joe figurines, the place has got you covered. Items stretching from floor to ceiling, and new toys come in daily. Need a whoopee cushion for a prank? Chances are, you can find it here. Playboy once named Big Fun, a place that comes off like a toy museum, one of the “coolest stores” in America. 1814 Coventry Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-371-4386, bigfuntoystore.com.

BEST RECORD STO RE Loop When former Clevelander Chad Bilyeu, a guy who runs a multimedia studio based in Amsterdam that delves into art, music, nightlife and publications, needed a local outlet to sell one of his cassette-only releases, he hit up this record store/coffee shop/art gallery. The folks there were happy to help him out as they specialize in hard-to-ﬁnd releases. Well-stocked with new and used vinyl (and cassettes, too, which also are making a comeback), Loop caters to the discriminating music fan. And the best thing? You can shop with a hot cuppa joe in your hand. 2180 West 11th St., 216-298-5096, facebook.com/loopintremont.

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BEST SALON Crazy Mullets That mess of a salad you’re calling a hair style could probably use a bit of upkeep. And that corner barber shop that charges $6 to hastily run some scissors through your mop ain’t gonna cut it. You need some styling, maybe some color, and probably a whole lot of other help, to be honest. Crazy Mullets is a full service salon (they do nails too) that keeps guys and gals looking sharp. And with locations on each side of the river, you can’t use that lame old excuse.

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ommendation. Then the best part: Go home and drink it. 2271 Lee Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-342-3623, thewinespotonline.com

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BEST BICYCLE SHO P Spin More than just a store, Spin serves as a meeting place where cyclists of all levels can gather to go on evening rides. Stocked with all kinds of bikes, including fat tire bikes and single-speed commuters, Spin has everything a cyclist could want. It even carries chamois cream made by Ohio-based Ritual, a company that produces their product in Ohio from real ingredients. Cleveland has a slew

of great independent bicycle shops that cater to both the bike nerd and the ardent rider alike, so Spin had to beat out some serious competition to take top honors. 14515 Madison Ave., Lakewood, 216-521-7746, spinbikeshop.com.

BEST WINE STORE The Wine Spot Everyone likes wine — even if you sometimes sort of fake your

way through it — but not nearly enough of us know a shred of anything about the stuff. Some of it is red, some’s white. It’s good! But the Wine Spot, which can look intimidating in its great and varied selection, is a wonderful place to go to learn more about this ﬁne nectar. You can pick up an old favorite, but do feel welcome to stretch your vino muscles a bit and experiment with a bottle that either “looks cool” or comes with the employees’ well-earned rec-

Repping your city is easier and more fashionable than ever with help from CLE Clothing Co. Their motto says it all: “Spreading Cleveland Pride One T-Shirt At a Time.” Founded in 2008 by two guys with a cool idea, the company now has 25 employees and stores downtown on East Fourth Street, at Uptown on Euclid, and at the Native Cleveland boutique in Collinwood’s Waterloo District. If online shopping is more your thing, they also have a virtual store filled with Cleveland goodies. Chose wisely, and let people know you’re proud of your city with just a single glance. Multiple locations, cleclothingco.com.

BEST CIGAR SHOP Cigar Cigars No bullshit: This is the perfect

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Need ink? Voodoo Monkey, plain and simple. This place has carved out a reputation in town for having some of the most kickass artists around. Their seven onsite artists offer a well-rounded assortment of skills and creativity. Whether you’re getting your first piece done or you’re rounding out that sleeve, they’ll take care of you safely and professionally. Yes. Now is the time to get that skeleton playing the accordion inked onto your right calf, and Voodoo Monkey should be your first and only stop in town. 2070 West 25th St., 216-664-5658, voodoomonkey.org.

BEST ADULT STOR E Adultmart

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Let’s be honest. If you’re in the market for a dildo, S&M gear or some porn, it’s preferable to shop at a chain. Under the steady captaincy of adult-entertainment luminary Rondee Kamins, Adultmart has grown and thrived in Northeast Ohio, destroying the competition in our annual voting. Cleveland is of course a historic capital in the porn industry, so it makes sense that a retail and distribution giant would be located right here in town. At Adultmart shops, you’ll ﬁnd a vast array of toys, apparel, accessories, and videos, and you’ll be assisted by a friendly, knowledgeable staff in an inviting (not creepy, not intimidating) environment. Kamins has succeeded in creating a “boutique shopping experience” at her several area Adultmart locations. The selection and price-points are better than anywhere else in town. Multiple locations, adultmart.com.

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BEST BARBER SHOP Quintana’s A haircut can be just that: a snip and a trim and out the door. Chances are, though, the budget shop you’re now using gets you in and out the door so fast for a reason. It’s shoddy work, a rush job with little attention. When you’re sporting a buzzcut, that’s one thing; when you want your hair to look, well, good, it’s another. Skip the strip mall and head to Cleveland Heights and get your hair done right with the crew at Quintana’s. Alex, the fabulously friendly owner, and Theo and the rest of the team will leave you looking sharp and sporting the kind of cut that’ll have strangers dishing out compliments. And this ain’t no regular barbershop, in case you hadn’t gathered that already. Head upstairs to the speakeasy for a drink after or before because, yes, Quintana’s built a damn ﬁne cocktail lounge upstairs, hidden behind a bookshelf. 2200 South Taylor Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-421-8380, qdbs.net.

BEST BARBER Bobby Bushay Readers spoke and you should listen. Bobby Bushay hangs his shears over at Eddy’s Barber Shop on Coventry and his legions of fans want to share their support of the fella with you, so here it is: Book your next cut with Bobby. Let Eddy’s explain the appeal: “Master barber, hip hop enthusiast, sneaker head, diverse in all hair types and textures. Cleveland native, born and raised. Saving and changing lives one haircut at a time.” Enough said? 1797 Coventry Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-795-5185, eddysbarbershop. com.

BEST STYLIST Mallory Madeya “Your work is amazing. You are a magician.” So begins one of the many glowing testimonials for Mallory Madeya at EnV Salon. Hair’s a ﬁckle thing, and sometimes the best intentions go awry. And thanks to dull shears or some other cosmetological disaster, that picture you showed your stylist is miles away from what ended up on your head. No such worries with Mallory at EnV in Eastlake. Make the trip to Eastlake and see why for yourself. 35400 Vine St., Eastlake, 440-510-8230, env-salon.com.

BEST BOOK STORE Mac’s Backs One of the jewels of Coventry Road, Mac’s Backs is your classic used bookstore. Inside, you’ll find a balcony devoted to science fiction, a basement bursting with peculiar nonfiction, tons of new and interesting literary journals, and a staff as cordial and erudite as you’d hope. This dusty enclave hosts readings with regional visiting authors and always has new and wonderful titles to browse. Though it’s been housed in three locations on Coventry, it’s been at its current digs, next to Tommy’s, since 1993. And, with any luck, it’ll be there for many generations to come. 1820 Coventry Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-321-2665, macsbacks.com.

BEST VINTAGE STORE Flower Child If you need a bit of retro flair, look no further than Flower Child, perennial winner in this category, and for a million reasons. (A “million” being the estimated count of cool shit you can find there.) The 20th century is the store’s forte, especially items dated between 1930 and 1980. The store is friendly for both collectors and casual shoppers, and with enough digging (the labyrinthian space is packed floor to ceiling with cool finds; you’ve been warned) you’ll discover some truly one-of-a-kind items, and you’ll never want to leave. 11508 Clifton Blvd., 216-939-9933, flowerchildvintage.com.

BEST FLORIST

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Urban Orchid For the second year in a row, Urban Orchid has taken the top spot in this category. It was one of the first shops to open in Hingetown — now one of Ohio City’s most bustling and variegated intersections — and it offers both high-quality floral arrangements and cards and gifts to go along with them. In a chic first-floor space abutting the Rising Star coffee company, expect prompt, personal service and some of the most colorful, creative blooms in town.

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With programs like Your Choice! Down Payment Assistance designed to help with the financial burden of purchasing a home, that dream can become a reality. For more information and eligibility requirements visit myohiohome.org/qualify or speak with your lender or real estate agent today.

1455 West 29th St., 216-785-3618, theurbanorchid.com.

BEST LOCAL FASHION DESIGN ER Valerie Mayen Valerie Mayen blasted off like a rocket in 2010 when she landed her ﬁrst appearance on Bravo’s fashion

57 E Main Street Columbus OH 43215 toll free 888.362.6432 fax 614.644.5393 The Ohio Housing Finance Agency is an Equal Opportunity Housing entity. Loans are available on a fair and equal basis regardless of race, color, religion, sex, familial status, national origin, military status, disability or ancestry. Please visit www.ohiohome.org for more information.

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game of thrones, Project Runway. The then-28-year-old Cleveland designer behind her own Yellowcake label — a funky and colorful line of clothing that would look cool on chic space invaders — lasted nine episodes before getting booted. But Mayen didn’t use her national platform to beat a path out of town. Instead, she’s constantly worked to make Cleveland more fashionable. Mayen opened her Yellowcake Shop in the Gordon Square Arts District in 2011. A year later, she held her ﬁrst Hullabaloo, a fashion show for charity. And this year, she returned to Bravo; Cleveland couldn’t be more proud. yellowcakeshop.com.

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Good news: Most product packaging and paper can be recycled in your home. Cut your trash in half when you combine paper, boxes, cans, cartons and glass along with plastic bottles and containers in your curbside recycling. It’s one simple act. Learn more at CuyahogaRecycles.org or call 216.443.3749.

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This locally based furniture store first opened in 1986 on the East Bank of the Flats. Now, it’s become a massive enterprise with more than 50 stores across the states. The company sends reps around the world to work with artisans who can produce unique pieces only be found at Arhaus. Think Pier 1 on steroids. Company owners boast that they stock furniture made out of natural hardwoods and textiles composed of 100-percent cotton. It’s not unusual to see repurposed antiques too. Arhaus has five stores in Ohio. Here, we’ve listed the address of the Loft Clearance Center where you can find discounted prices. 7440 Brookpark Rd., 216-661-2405, arhaus.com.

BEST CLEVELAND FLEA VENDOR Jewelry By Jenny

Give Jenny Goe credit for snifﬁng out a trend brewing in Cleveland. You can’t get a group of Clevelanders together without someone turning up in a shirt boasting about their hometown. Goe realized Clevelanders like to open their wallets for Cleveland products. So the jewelry maker opened In the 216 in Coventry in January 2015. The store is packed with all Ohio-made products, with gear ranging from jewelry (Goe’s work is, of course, for sale) to T-shirts to hip snapbacks and soap. It’s great for gifting the Cleveland expat in your life, or if you are interested in completely stocking your own wardrobe with 216 apparel.

Ah, the Cleveland Flea. It’s a signature event for the city, a smorgasbord of stuff. Drinks and furniture and clothes and knickknacks and — oh, what’s that over there? A deer head I can mount in my family room? Perfect! What else? The answer is just about everything, including jewelry and plenty of it. Stop by Jewelry by Jenny for the best of the bunch, according to our fearless ﬂea-loving voters, who swear by the unique ﬁnds and simple but stunning accessories waiting at their favorite vendor’s spot.

BEST FURNITURE MAKER Anis Nakhel You’ve probably strolled through TownHall and taken note of the decor. “Holy crap!” you might have said. “Those tables and bar are gorgeous. Where’d those come from?” The answer is Anis Nakhel, owner and designer of Cleveland-based Global Custom Furniture. Handcrafted, custom furniture is the name of the game here, and the products — perfected by more than 18 years of experience designing interiors, exteriors and more — give you a chance to own that stunning piece or pieces, the kind that drop jaws and invoke both jealousy and awe. globalcustomfurniture.com. | clevescene.com | April 27 - May 3, 2016

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BEST SPA Sacred Hour We can speak from experience here and back up your fellow readers who vouched for Sacred Hour. Go get a massage. Do it. You need it, and even if you don’t need it, you want it. Trained staff will pamper you until you’re a gooey, relaxed gumdrop of a person and not that tense, angry version that walks around otherwise. And don’t stop there. Try the foot scrubs, facials, body scrubs and the full and wide-ranging menu of healthy, restorative, relaxing services that’ll make you feel, quite literally, like a different person than when you walked in. Multiple locations, sacredhour.com.

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BEST DRY CLEANER Clifton Cleaners A westside institution that has ably withstood the advances of other dry-cleaning up-and-comers (not to mention laundromat mogul, and former Cleveland Brown, Joe Jurevicius), Clifton Cleaners tends to be busy, and there’s a reason for that. Getting your clothes dry cleaned there is inexpensive, and your items always turn out immaculate. Though

they don’t deliver, the cost can’t be beat, and the turnaround time is about what you’d expect: two days, on average. From regular wear and tear to your toughest stains, Clifton Cleaners is the best cleaner in town. 11034 Clifton Blvd., 216-281-4434, facebook.com/cliftoncleaners.

BEST GIFT SHOP Native Cleveland Native Cleveland, in Collinwood’s Waterloo District, is the best place to gear up with all things, well, Cleveland. You can get just about anything at Native Cleveland. Phone case? Check. Stickers? Check. Beer can holders? Check. Wooden Earrings? Throw pillows? Totes? Check. Check. Check. Basically, the place is jam packed with things that won’t lead anyone to mistake what ﬁne Midwestern city you’ve just visited. The store is owned and operated by CLE Clothing Co., which has several locations in Cleveland. In case you want to see their selection before heading out to the brick-and-mortar, you can check it all out online. 15813 Waterloo Rd., 216-383-5237, nativecleveland.com.

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BEST PLACE TO BUY A WEDDING DRESS

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David’s Bridal

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Sometimes the best way to get things is to rely on the tried and true, and that’s why David’s Bridal still reigns supreme when it comes to wedding dress shopping. The very ﬁrst David’s Bridal opened in 1950 and they currently operate three stores in the Cleveland area. Consultants at each store can help with what you have in mind for the perfect dress on the perfect day. Multiple locations, davidsbridal.com.

We used to call this category “best headshop,” but that sort of business has evolved these days. Don’t worry, good ol’ Puff ‘n’ Stuff still has you covered in that area, but they’ve also got a massive inventory no matter what your vaping needs. You could score that stuff online, sure, but what you can’t get is the experience and expertise the Puff staff can offer. They’re always stocked up on the new devices, ﬂavors and trends, and you, dear Scene readers, know better than anyone how nice an old-school touch can be even as things change.

BEST PET SHOP Pet People Wherever you live in Ohio, there’s a Pet People close to you. Why’s that important? Because you want the very best for your pet pal, from food to toys to beds to shampoos to cages to treats and whatever else is necessary for your buddy. And, let’s be honest, all that’s not necessary too. They deserve every bit of love and pampering you can deliver, and Pet People will make that easy to do. Check out their locations in Avon, Rocky River, Strongsville and more. Multiple locations, petpeoplestores.com.

6639 Mayﬁeld Rd., Mayﬁeld Heights, 440-442-5474, facebook.com/puffnstuffcleveland.

BEST PLACE FOR A MANI/PED I Anthony Vince Those daggers you call nails could use some love. Keep them looking tip-top and immaculate with the good folks at Anthony Vince. The national chain has multiple regional locations, both east and west, to better serve your hands and feet, because — let’s face it — they’re going to do a bet-

ter job than you would on your own. Naturally. What you also can’t get at home is the pampered experience that a salon is going to offer. And what you won’t get in the quickie bargain spot in the mall is the comfort, professionalism and quality that Anthony Vince delivers. Multiple locations, anthonyvincenailspa.com.

BEST HOME/GARDEN SHOP Grace Brothers Urban Farm Grace Brothers came along just when the neighborhood needed it most. The Detroit-Shoreway shop is as close to an old-timey general store as we’re likely to get in these contemporary times. Despite its urban address, the shop sells everything a person might need to raise chickens, keep bees or grow a vegetable garden. No need to hit the big-box pet store when Grace sells high-quality dog and cat food, wild birdseed and snacks for all sorts of living creatures — including humans! The selection of local food products continues to climb, with everything from farm-fresh eggs, milk and honey to spicy dill pickles and Rising Star Coffee. The shop even serves as a pick-up spot for a local CSA. Now that’s neighborly. 1907 West 65th St., 216-513-3262, gracebrosnursery. com.

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Lorain Avenue has more than its fair share of junk shops scattered throughout the so-called Antiques District. Reincarnation Vintage Design isn’t one of them. In fact, it’s not really an antiques shop at all, at least not in the traditional sense. Owners Ron and Cyndy Nicolson might start with good old things, but then they tweak them to better ﬁt our modern design sensibilities. A galvanized coal cart rescued from an old mine is given new life as a kitchen island. A scruffy old carpenter’s workbench becomes a dining room side table. A Department of Defense storage cabinet comes back to life as a display case. Reincarnation is open only on the weekends, leaving the owners time to ﬁnd and repurpose even more great stuff. 7810 Lorain Ave., 216-651-9806, rvdcleveland.com. | clevescene.com | April 27 - May 3, 2016

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BEST CHEF Zack Bruell We’re sure there are activities at which Zack Bruell does not excel.

Maybe it’s watercolor painting, perhaps it’s deep-sea ﬁshing, or even organic vegetable gardening. What he does not suck at, we are certain, is chefﬁng. With a consistency that rivals an atomic clock, Bruell opens new restaurants, in diverse neighborhoods, built around novel concepts. While it’s no simple task to open multiple units of the same format, it is another thing entirely to successfully concoct, manage and maintain a portfolio of culinarily diverse operations. Bruell is fast approaching a dozen such inventions, each one of them an amusement park of deliciousness that adds a spark to the community it calls home. In a highly competitive industry where demand greatly outstrips supply, Bruell cultivates an ever-growing stable of talent which supports his empire and enriches the regional dining scene.

BEST NEW RESTAU RANT Banter For such an unassuming concept, Banter sure has attracted its share of buzz. After opening its doors in the Detroit Shoreway neighborhood this winter, the bar and restaurant switched from being the most anticipated new eatery to the most talked about one. A lot of that support has to do with the owners, a quartet of food and beverage pros with ties like tentacles that touch almost every facet of the industry. A good portion of that admiration is directed to the design of the space which leans to the minimal, the industrial, the gleefully austere. But really, we love Banter because of the poutine, platters of perfect french fries drowning in rich meat gravy and nubby, melty cheese curds. It is precisely the kind of bar food that is Photo by Doug Trattner

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shared over cold beers, earthy wines, and straightforward cocktails, all of which are readily accessible. For neighborhood folks, the grab-andgo beer and wine is a gift that keeps giving. 7320 Detroit Ave., 216-801-0305, bantercleveland.com.

BEST BRUNCH Black Pig Brunch in Cleveland — heck, brunch anywhere — used to be an exercise in muted creativity. How many different dishes can we create from a pantry of four ingredients: bacon, eggs, potatoes and bread. A Bloody Mary does not count as an ingredient, despite its ubiquity. But then something magical happened: Chefs who couldn’t be bothered with the traditional began jumping in with two feet. Chefs like Mike Nowak, who works the sweetand-savory balance beam like an Olympic gold medalist. While still easy like Sunday morning in terms of atmosphere, Black Pig’s weekend brunch offers a level of competence not found at the corner diner. Not only do guests enjoy the benefit of a professional kitchen, but also the service staff that supports it. Come for the short rib hash with eggs and black garlic aioli, or the Black Pig Benedict, with pate-topped English muffin, eggs and Hollandaise, but stay for the relaxed efficiency of a well-run brunch. And the Bloody Marys. Definitely stay for the Bloodies. 2801 Bridge Ave., 216-862–7551, blackpigcle.com.

BEST BURGER Swenson’s Drive-In Maybe it’s the fact that Swenson’s Drive-Ins are situated a wee bit out of reach for most of us burger lovers to make regular pilgrimages. Absence, as they say, makes the cholesterol-hardened heart grow fonder. Like a distant lover, we pine for the warm embrace of a Galley Boy, a double-decker sandwich that always hits the spot. Despite its twin-patty construction, the GB is the ideal size and heft when it comes to a car-friendly meal — neither too wimpy nor too grand, with just the right ratio of cheese and special sauces. The other AllStar from Akron, the Swenson’s hamburger is now into its eighth decade as the undisputed champ of the drive-in. Multiple locations, swensonsdriveins.com.

BEST JAMAICAN Taste of Jamaica Most Jamaican joints around town — and there’s a handful — follow a well-worn formula that does everything but make the experience open and accessible to timid newbies. From the bullet-proof glass to the lack of dine-in seating, these places might serve great food, but only the most diehard jerk chicken fans will brave the delivery system. Taste of Jamaica is different. Located in a Mayfield Road strip mall with plenty of parking, the restaurant is making new friends by the day. Now, we can savor those pot-roasty braised oxtails, fiery jerk chicken and flakey beef patties in a setting that has, well, seats. Even better, those tables are topped with bottles of hot sauce for the true-blue Caribbean food fan. 5104 Mayfield Rd., Lyndhurst, 440-565-7230.

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Red the Steakhouse All steaks are not created equal. Nor are steakhouses. One can settle in for a perfectly delicious steak or chop at any number of other local places, and your wallet would thank you. But for a truly exceptional, top-of-theline, meat-lover’s extravaganza, the number of suitable options diminishes greatly. The best of the bunch? You’re looking at it. Sure, you’re going to drop a few more pounds of cabbage at Red, but what that cash nets a diner is the kind of meal that sticks with you longer than the creamed spinach burps. A steak dinner should be an event, an excuse to loosen one’s belt, knock back a boozy cocktail or three, and carve into a densely marbled ﬂank of prime beef. When you’re eager to truly gild the lily, this is the ﬂower garden to visit.

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BEST KOREAN Korea House Let’s face it: Korean food is some of the most intimidating stuff around, what with all those little plates of banchan, various raw, pickled or fermented veggies, tofu and ﬁsh, and the indecipherable menu. And that’s just the start! But the good folks at Korea House get that, and they go out of their way to share their enthusiasm for the cuisine, an enthusiasm that is both merited and contagious. Korean barbecue, a tabletop cookup great for groups, turns weeknight

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dinners into glorious fun. Kalbi or bulgogi, sliced beef short ribs or marinated beef ribeye, get tucked into lettuce leaves, topped with red chili pepper paste, and devoured with glee. Korean soups and stews are the most ﬂavorful foods around, spicy, loaded with meat, tofu or ﬁsh, and also great for sharing. Of course, there’s always the bibimbop, a “beginner’s” dish of steamed rice, shredded veggies, ground beef and an egg, served in a hot crock. Whichever way you go, you won’t be disappointed.

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BEST PATIO DINING Luxe Kitchen and Lounge Many restaurants like to claim that their patio is an extension of the community, a communal living room where neighbors become friends. Nowhere does that description appear to be more accurate than at Luxe, the 8-year-old Detroit Shoreway restaurant with the city’s best patio for dining. Inclusive, relaxed and comfortably chic, the urban oasis is at the ready whenever we need to get out of the house — and out of the restaurant — and into the

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BEST BREAD On the Rise See. Smell. Touch. Taste. Savor. Repeat. It’s a well-worn routine at this world-class bakeshop in Cleveland Heights. For those among us who are

the Rise is an exercise in all-encompassing satisfaction. To bread fanatics (guilty!), there is no greater joy than spotting a fully stocked baker’s rack loaded with slender French baguettes elegant epi loaves, bulging rustic Italian rounds, wild sourdoughs, and

You can keep your Elisabeth Hasselbeck-approved imitation breads. Us? We prefer the real thing, an artisan product centuries in the making. You won’t ﬁnd better bread, the staff of life, than what’s baked up here. 3471 Fairmount Blvd., Cleveland Hts., 216-320-9923, ontheriseartisanbreads.com.

BEST SUSHI Ginko Raw fish is not something one should trust from the hands of a budget-minded chef. “Discount sushi” is a phrase best left unsaid. All-you-can-eat sushi really means: “What, are you nuts?! Don’t put that in your mouth.” Seafood is pricey, and raw seafood flown hither and yon within 24 hours of being plucked from the sea is even more expensive. But when the right product lands in the right hands — the hands of a skilled, thoughtful, restrained master sushi chef — the results can be dreamlike. If you’ve dined at Ginko, you know what we mean. It’s not just this piece or that; it’s the whole blessed experience, from that first bite to the very last, an opera in fish form. There is no sushi place in town where we place higher trust in the chef than here, and that is reason enough to open up your wallet and say omakase. 2247 Professor Ave., 216-274-1202, ginko.danteboccuzzi.com.

BEST JAPANESE Pacific East We, like a sizeable portion of the Greater Cleveland community, adore this Coventry mainstay for its sushi. But when we want to expand our horizons a bit from raw and rolled fish, we know we have access to a whole host of Japanese-inspired options. There are the wisp-like tempura-fried treats, from asparagus to zucchini, with stops along the way for scallop, shitake and shrimp. Sublime cooked fish dishes like the broiled hamachi-kama, the rich and fatty collar of yellowtail, and the popular ika maru, a whole grilled squid sliced into meaty rings and topped with sweet sauce, are always a treat. For an all-in-one-meal with international flair, we can’t resist the donburi, Japanese rice bowls crowned with everything from broiled eel to pork cutlets. If you’re stuck in a California Roll rut, give a new dish a whirl. 1763 Coventry Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-320-2302, pacificeastcoventry.com.

BEST CHINESE Szechuan Gourmet For almost 40 years, the FDA banned the import of authentic Sichuan peppercorns. We suggest you make up for lost time by eating at Szechuan Gourmet. The real-deal peppercorn adds spice, sure, but it’s more about that thrum of electricity that tingles on the tongue. A mainstay of the cuisine, these peppercorns pop up in every other dish at this restaurant in Cleveland’s Asiatown neighborhood. Get a taste of real Szechuan cookery in dishes like cold cucumbers with chile and vinegar, ma po tofu with ground pork, and ﬁery dry pot dishes overﬂowing with meat and vege. For tamer palates, there are lovely noodle soups and more conservative Cantonese classics like kung po chicken and shrimp with broccoli.

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BEST FRIED CHICKE N SoHo Kitchen Fried chicken is a lot like sex: Even when it’s bad, it’s good. But exceptional fried chicken? That actually can be better than sex — good sex even. It’s not like customers at SoHo are all moaning When Harry Met Sally style during dinner, but they are cooing about the fried chicken. And why shouldn’t they be? This Southernstyled eatery in Ohio City is known for a lot of things: its genial service, its killer bourbon list, its amazing shrimp and grits. But it’s the ridiculously crunchy fried chicken, moist as a Nashville summer afternoon, that folks can’t seem to get enough of. Brined, bathed in buttermilk, and deep fried to a copper hue, the addictive chicken makes a suitable partner for rosemary wafﬂes, mashed taters, or whiskey neat.

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BEST SOUL FOOD Chow Chow Kitchen What’s “soul food” anyway? If pressed, I guess we would say that it is food traditionally prepared and enjoyed by African Americans living in the South — an “edible jazz” borne out of economic necessity. But food this good could not be contained, and with Northern places like Chow Chow picking up the torch, we’re all eating better because of it. This Lakewood outﬁt is largely take-out, allocating its resources more toward food than service staff or a booze license. That food includes soul-soothing items

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BEST BAGEL Cleveland Bagel A better bagel begins with a plan. And for the boys behind this popular startup, that plan was to come up with a style of bagel not readily available here, a sort of hybrid between doughy New York-style bagels and the sweet and squiggly ones commonly found in Montreal. After years of trial and error, the result is a truly unique, delicious, Cleveland-style bagel. This is not doughnut-shaped bread, but rather hand-rolled, water-boiled and batch-baked goodness that results in pleasantly chewy bagels with that characteristic slick, shiny skin. The bagels are available at cof-

fee shops and restaurants around town. Get yours topped with sea salt, poppy seeds, sesame seeds or a little bit of everything — what folks in the know call mish-mash. Slice, schmear, repeat. 216-395-7723, clebagelco.com.

BEST POLISH Sokolowski’s University Inn We don’t have to tell you about Sokolowski’s, the popular Polish cafeteria in Tremont. After hearing about it for so long — the joint’s been peddling perogi for 90-plus years, for Pete’s sake — you’ve surely been. You already know about the famous home-style stuffed cabbage and savory Salisbury steak, served up without fanfare to long lines of loyal fans. It’s probably only been a week or two since you’ve enjoyed a heaping plate of kielbasa or schnitzel, so thin and crisp it lingers still in your memory banks. Tell us, did you cap off your most recent meal with rice pudding, carrot cake or fresh fruit pie? It doesn’t matter. It’s all good, as we’re all well aware by now. 1201 University Rd., 216-771-9236, sokolowskis.com.

BEST GREEK Greek Village Greek Village Grille owner Tommy Karakostas went on to open the higher-end Greek restaurant Santorini in the Warehouse District, but this more casual eatery continues to garner mass appeal. It all starts with those great gyros, rotisserie-cooked until the ﬂavorful meat gets charred and crispy, the perfect foil to the cool and creamy cucumber sauce. The menu is loaded with fun food, from amazing dips and spreads served with warm pita to fresh salads and homemade pastries. When we can tear ourselves away from the gyros, which come in a million different varieties, we go for the comforting embrace of moussaka, a Greek version of shepard’s pie with ground meat, potatoes and bechamel. Multiple locations, greekvillagegrille.com.

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BEST DONUTS Jack Frost We may never know all the secrets to crafting the perfect doughnut, but thanks to the crew at Jack Frost, we don’t need to. Judging by the crowds that lined up to welcome them back after six months of limbo while they rebuilt their store, this Old Brooklyn doughnut shop is a cherished neighborhood asset. After close to 80 years, business still thrives, thanks to old-fashioned values that revolve around authentic recipes, daily from-scratch production, and homemade creams,

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Cleveland is blessed with an abundance of appealing options when it comes to ethnic eats. But only one restaurant in town does what Empress Taytu does. And what it does is transport diners to another place, where the food is exotic, the setting unique and the service as gracious as one could hope for. Authentic Ethiopian cuisine, as one might imagine, hasn’t always been an easy sell in Cleveland. But after 20-plus years, the owners here have made fans of us all. Sit at mesobs — traditional low-slung basket tables — and enjoy ﬂavorful stews by picking them up with pieces of injera, a grainy ﬂatbread. Given that Ethiopian cuisine has always been largely vegetarian and gluten free, it is ideally suited for modern times. 6125 St. Clair Ave., 216-391-9400, empresstayturestaurantcleveland.com.

BEST BARBECUE Hot Sauce Williams Barbecue has been top of mind lately, what with some very highproﬁle openings in recent days. But before there were celebrity chef-run BBQ bistros, there was Hot Sauce Williams, a name synonymous with “Cleveland barbecue.” They might not trade in Texas-style brisket, or whip up Memphis-style pulled pork, but the food is delicious and authentically ours. Pig out with a slab of sauceslathered ribs, a mess of fried chicken in hot sauce, or that legendary Polish Boy sandwich in all its sausage-fryand-slaw splendor. The winner of this category might be different next year, but until then, we’ll be over here with a sauce-covered grin on our faces. Multiple locations, hotsaucewilliamsbbq.com.

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Happy Dog Hot dogs are “happy food.” We grill up hot dogs at summer barbecues. We knock back hot dogs at the ballpark. We scarf down hot dogs at Costco while shopping for giant

ﬂatscreen TVs. That makes Happy Dog a place that sells happy food. The bar — east or west — makes the happy food happier by putting the diner in control of their own wild ride. Ketchup and mustard are ﬁne as far as toppings go, but the real amusement lies in concocting one’s own mad creation. You can keep your Fruit Loops, thanks. We prefer the perfect union of bacon, cheddar and a sunny side-up egg. Top that. Multiple locations, happydogcleveland.com.

BEST WEST SIDE MARKET VE NDOR Ohio City Pasta It took us a while to truly appreciate the utility of the Ohio City Pasta stand at the West Side Market. When you’re staring down glistening seafood, cowboy-size steaks, and mountains of spicy beef jerky, pale pasta kinda gets lost in the crowd. But in terms of actual weekday meal planning, this place is a dream. Stock your fridge with fresh pasta like basil angel hair or saffron pappardelle. Load up your freezer with ravioli stuffed with cheese and truffle or crab and shrimp. Stow away some sauces like the bright and summery pesto, the spicy arrabiata, or the indulgent lobster cream. These are the kinds of meals we live on, day in and day out. Steak is great, but pasta doesn’t require a grill. Stand E3, 1979 West 25th St., 216-696-3388, ohiocitypasta.com.

BEST PLACE TO BUY SEAFOOD Kate’s Fish To the uninitiated, seafood can be a scary thing to purchase and prepare. Hamburger is one thing. Raw oysters and squid are something else entirely. The folks at Kate’s Fish, in the West Side Market, are there for you. For starters, you can be confident that the fish is fresh, flown in from wherever it lived within hours. Crimson slabs of tuna, alabaster flanks of halibut, whole red snapper, sparkling mussels, pretty-in-pink Key West shrimp, fatass scallops — it’s all there for the taking. Soon you’ll be spotting live soft-shell crabs and super-limited halibut cheeks, highlights of the spring seafood season. If you want tips to how to prepare it — or anything sold there — just ask the crew at Kate’s. They’ll be glad to help. Stands F12 and F13, 1979 West 25th St., 440-221-2816.

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Food & Drink continued BEST BUTCHER SH OP Mr. Brisket Given the name, it’s logical to assume that all this small Cleveland Heights butcher shop does is make lives easy for Jewish home cooks come Passover. And while they do a brisk business in brisket, there are so many other reasons to visit this legendary spot. For starters, it’s about the only game in town when it comes to a retail selection of USDA Prime beef, meaning this should be stop No. 1 when shopping for the best ribeye steaks for the grill, tenderloins for the dinner party, or ﬂank steaks for fajita night. Heritage breed pork chops live here, as do spare ribs and pork butts for the smoker. Chicken, lamb and veal? Sure, but have you tried the corned beef and pastrami, available by the sandwich or the pound? If Mr. B doesn’t have it, he’ll order it, from the whole pig down to the shanks. 2156 South Taylor Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-932-8620, misterbrisket.com.

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2038 East Fourth St., 216-443-0511, thegreenhousetavern.com.

BEST HAPPY HOUR FOOD Grove Hill Let’s be frank: Most Happy Hour food isn’t worth eating. And if it is, it’s probably no bargain. If a place really wants to entice people to come in during off hours, it needs to come guns blazing with a combination of quality, variety and value. Grove Hill had us at half-price oysters — but only because we trust this Chagrin Falls restaurant when it comes to its seafood. But they don’t stop there. Steamed mussels with sweet sausage? Five bucks. Smoked baby back ribs with slaw? Five bucks. Pulled pork sliders? Five bucks. Crispy fries with malt vinegar and aioli? Two bucks. Domestic beers? Two bucks. See where we’re going with this? Grove Hill, that’s where. 25 Pleasant Dr., Chagrin Falls, 440-247-4800, grovehillchagrin.com.

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You might not immediately think of french fries when you think of Greenhouse Tavern. But we’ll bet you a million bucks that a fry is the ﬁrst thing you’ll reach for when eating the beef tartar, the beef burger, the lamb burger, the rib steak or any other menu item that’s served with

pomme frites. They are too good not to. Of course, you can order them as a stand-alone snack, served with garlic, rosemary and aioli for dipping. We can’t get enough of the gravy frites, GHT’s poutine-style platter with fries, mozzarella cheese curd and rich brown gravy. But for the ultimate fryrelated fantasy, you gotta go with the animal-style frites, a poutine that goes up to 11 thanks to bacon, fried eggs, mustard and gravy. You may not need to eat for a week afterwards, but you’ll have fond memories of your last meal.

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Food & Drink continued BEST ROMANTIC RE STAURA N T BEST SEAFOOD Pier W Despite the so-called “death of ﬁne dining,” there are still specialoccasion restaurants out there, the types of places that inspire us to go the extra mile ourselves in terms of dress and budget. When we’re looking to impress a date — be they crush, signiﬁcant other or spouse — our destination is a destination place like Pier W. Dropdead views are foreplay. Seafood is sexy food. Roll them all into one special evening and you have the kind of experience that stays with you. If you want somebody to feel special, take them to a special place like Pier W. 12700 Lake Ave., Lakewood, 216-228-2250, pierw.com.

BEST LOCAL JUICE/JUICE BA R Restore Cold Pressed Restore has upgraded the customarily hippie-dippy juice experience into one that ﬁts seamlessly with its cosmopolitan address. The light industrial interior offers a relaxing alternative to the buzzy coffee shop scene, where burnt coffee and canned music do nothing for one’s peace of mind. Restore, in the heart of the Gateway District, is indeed restorative, offering juice shop staples like organic coldpressed juices, superfood smoothies, acai bowls and creamy, crunchy avocado toast. Scores of downtown residents and commuters make daily stops here, where they swap their recyclable glass bottles for a fresh crop of healthy elixirs like the Detox or an Energy Blend, served up by friendly, knowledgeable staffers. 1001 Huron Rd. E., 330-806-3893, restorecoldpressed.com.

BEST VEGAN Helio Terra Helio Terra might not be the kind of place one lingers, although there are a handful of seats and stools for dine-in guests. But that doesn’t stop the customers who are on a mission to track down some of Cleveland’s cleanest food. Everything here is vegan, much of it is raw, most of it is organic, and all of it is delicious and healthy. One wall is devoted to a chalkboard-style menu which ticks off items like coffees and teas, cold-pressed juices and fruit smoothies, creative salads and quinoa

bowls, and “meaty” sandwiches like the Reuben, made not with corned beef but seiten. The shop’s location on Prospect, a stone’s throw from Red the Steakhouse, offers a bit of salvation in this meat-and-potatoes town. 619 Prospect Ave., 216-664-0929, facebook.com/HelioTerraVeganCafe.

BEST POP- UP DINN ER OR SE RIES The Katz Club Diner We cry daily over the loss of the Katz Club Diner and its prettier sister the Bar Car. And while the occasional pop-up dinner does little to quell the anguish, it’s something. Tickets sell like hotcakes for chef-owner Doug Katz’ frequent pop-ups, which replaced regular lunch and dinner service following the ﬁre. He goes all out when creating the menu for these popular events, providing guests with the kind of variety and value that brings them back. Pasta night with Caesar salad, spaghetti with meatballs, garlic bread and tiramisu. Noodle shop night with bánh mì sliders, beef noodle pho and Vietnamese coffee custard. French bistro night with pork rillettes, frisee salad, beef Bourguignon, and creme caramel. These are a few of the reasons these pop-ups perk us up. 1975 Lee Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-932-3333, thekatzclubdiner.com.

BEST TACOS / BEST MARGAR ITAS Barrio By this point, it’s safe to say that Barrio has made itself a taco empire. The coveted build-your-own bites are stuffed full of meaty goodness like house-made chorizo and Coca-Cola marinated steak, topped with everything from traditional veggies to apple jicama slaw, and ooze with sweet and spicy salsas. Washing these down with some of the ﬁnest handcrafted margaritas around has become a tradition that stretches far beyond Taco Tuesday into an everyday obsession. With even more openings on the horizon, we can expect specials like chicken and wafﬂe tacos to up the ante, if that’s even possible. Multiple locations, barrio-tacos.com.

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★ MULBERRY’S ★ Flats West Bank

★ HARRY BUFFALO ★ E. 4th St.

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BEST TACO TUESDAY Sachsenheim Hall We like to say that Sachsenheim Hall is off the beaten path, but its long-standing Taco Tuesday night is far from a best-kept secret. In fact, most people who’ve passed through this century-old German social hall, where beer is served in boots, will

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Food & Drink continued simply narrow it down to “best.” If the haunt’s character isn’t enough, the one-buck tacos surely are. Concocted by a chef known to regulars on a ﬁrst-name basis as “Grumpy,” the tacos are less no-frills than the old-school surroundings. No, these affordable beauties come stuffed with creative options like green chili, chicken paprikash and mesquite chipotle pork. This is the kind of secret we don’t mind sharing. 7001 Denison Ave., 216-651-0888, facebook.com/sachsenheim.hall.

BEST WINGS Harry Buffalo Whether you’re hitting the downtown spot before a Cavs game or pub-crawling through Lakewood, Harry Buffalo has become the quintessential sports bar and gathering place. The joints are loud, they are laid-back and they’re the perfect place to knock one or three back. In other words, these are the kinds of joints where you want to dig into a full plate of messy, delicious chicken wings and cheer on your team. You’ve got more than 20 sauces to pick from, including

extra hot jalapeno, Jack Daniel’s bourbon, Texicana and something called “Tangy Boom Boom.” No one here will judge you for tucking that napkin in your shirt, so order up another round and get a plate stacked high with Cleveland’s favorite wings. Multiple locations, harrybuffalo. com.

BEST SANDWICH Melt Geez, has it really been ten years already? Back in 2006, Matt Fish opened the ﬁrst Melt in Lakewood. Of course, back then it was the only Melt. But Fish’s vision for dynamite grilled cheese caught hold of Cleveland’s hearts and stomachs. Lines were out the door and soon he was off to Cleveland Heights. And he wasn’t done. Now, you pig out on a Parmageddon or a Dude Abides or a Lake Erie Monster at six locations throughout Ohio (and at the Jake). The best thing since sliced bread? Matt Fish’s mission to ﬁll the space between two pieces. Various Locations, meltbarandgrilled.com.

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BEST GERMAN Hofbräuhaus One can’t subsist on beer steins alone. Besides, all that dancing, cheering and singing along to the accordion-wielding house band is going to work up an appetite. So in between rounds at the year ‘round Oktoberfest-like celebration, downtown’s liveliest beer hall has the hearty German food that gives you a lifeline. Sausages straight from the butcher shop, kraut and homemade gravy are here to ﬁll your belly. Plus, Bavarian-style potatoes au gratin and spaetzle are the perfect buffer between you and another liter of beer. For a quieter, more relaxed pace, the recently opened dining room inside the attached Hermit Club is one of the city’s most intriguing historical eateries. 1550 Chester Ave., 216-621-2337, hofbrauhauscleveland.com.

BEST MEXICAN Momocho Mexican food was turned on its head when Momocho ﬁrst planted its ﬂag in Ohio City. The funky, dimly lit ambiance has made it one of

Cleveland’s most striking destinations. The stylish eatery has become well known for offering inventive twists on classic Mexican dishes, giving us a taste of Mod Mex in the process. Think braised lamb shanks with Oaxacan mole or taquitos ﬁlled with beef tongue pastrami or veg-friendly roasted beets. The intimate setting begs for sharing dishes like the famous guacamole platter, with varieties ranging from pineapple to crab. It doesn’t hurt to have an extensive tequila menu, which only adds to the restaurant’s well-deserved reputation as the best Mexican joint in town. 1835 Fulton Rd., 216-694-2122, momocho.com.

BEST THAI Ty Fun This cozy Tremont restaurant is closing in on a decade in the business of providing Thai food, and it shows no signs of slowing down. From a sprawling list of colorful vegetarian options to meat-ﬁlled curry dishes packed with heat, Ty Fun doesn’t skimp when it comes to offering something for everyone. Boneless crispy roasted duck on noodles and

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deep-fried red snapper are only a few of the favorites here. But the real secrets to this shop’s success lie in the complex homemade sauces, which elevate every dish. Adding to the adventure of eating one’s way through the menu are fruity drinks like the appropriately name My Ty Fun, which spike the entire experience.

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BEST FOOD TRUCK Proper Pig

815 Jefferson Ave., 216-664-1000, tyfunthaibistro.com.

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Prosperity Social Club The clock is ticking down to closing time and run-of-the-mill bar food just won’t cut it. You want comfort food and you want it in an Old-World type of joint that’s as nostalgic as it is relaxed. Few places do both as well as this Tremont tavern, where the warm, woodsy walls are inviting and the vintage jukebox plays into the night. Prosperity serves dinner until midnight or later daily and even offers a one-of-a-kind “late night brunch” later in the week. For anyone who’s ever wanted to bypass the bar scene’s inevitable drunken

sing-alongs and dive into a plate of piping hot pierogi, Prosperity is the neighborhood bar you’ve been waiting for. 1109 Starkweather Ave., 216-937-1938, prosperitysocialclub.com.

BEST BLOODY MAR Y The South Side All hail Mary, our weekend savior. The Bloody Mary has become a brunch-time necessity, giving us a ﬁery kick and boosting our

woozy Sunday mornings. Among the mightiest are those at Tremont hot spot The South Side. This attractive restaurant has developed a world-class brunch, from those beloved chicken and wafﬂes to graham cracker-crusted French toast. So to top it all off, they’ve decked out their Bloodies with garnishes like oysters, bacon and shrimp. These beauties are guaranteed to wash away your Saturday night regrets. At least you’ll know that after all those bad decisions, Mary will make everything better in the morning.

It’s hard to manage a good food truck. It’s hard to do good barbecue in Cleveland. And it’s hard to be successful enough with a food truck that a brick and mortar location is a real possibility . Proper Pig has managed all three. Slinging brisket, pulled pork and all the cue you can imagine, Shane Vidovic and Ted Dupaski rolled out Proper Pig about three years ago and, even in a city crowded with food truck options, quickly stood out and became a hit. They parlayed that success into a traditional location this year, opening their restaurant of the same name in Lakewood, though the rig still rolls. Ribs, turkey, sausage, sides... give it us all of it. facebook.com/ Properpigsmokehouse.

BEST PIZZA Angelo’s Pizza Just say the word “pizza” in Cleveland and this 30-plus-year-old

Located in the Heart of Cleveland’s Historic Little Italy

FAMILY FRIENDLY BUTCHER SHOP 22799 Lorain Road Fairview Park

440-716-1961 Mon-Thu 11a-9p Fri 11a-10p Sat 12p-10p | Sun 12p-9p Join us for the ﬁnest in Colombian and Salvadorian food in Cleveland! Come in for lunch or dinner and try one of our delicious arepas, pupusas, empanadas and more! We’re a little place with BIG ﬂavor!

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BEST TEA Cleveland Tea Revival This pretty-as-a-picture Hingetown shop caters equally to the casual tea drinker and the ﬁne tea connoisseur. Knowledgeable staffers can guide one through an extensive menu of organic varieties, from herbal to oolong, plus custom blended specialty teas with names like Church Avenue Lavender. Take some home to steep on your

own time or enjoy it on-premises in sweet little tea kettles. A lovely, relaxing hideaway with vintage style, this Ohio City nook feels made for unwinding with a good book or good friend. Pair sips with snacks like avocado toast (of course!) for the full experience. 1434 West 29th St., 216-795-5099, clevelandtearevival.com.

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1909 West 25th St., 216-344-9400, townhallohiocity.com.

BEST ICE CREAM Mitchell’s Ice Cream

BEST VEGETARIAN BEST VEGGIE BURG ER BEST RESTAURANT F OR FIRST DATE TownHall TownHall already was a trailblazer in terms of health-conscious cuisine when it became certified as GMOfree, so there’s little surprise that it crafts its menu with vegetarians in mind. Beyond the Ohio City restaurant’s everyday menu, where diners will find flatbreads and bowls with a power-punch of veggies, the spot also hosts a vegan night where wild mushroom chimichangas, Korean barbeque-style tofu wings, and sweet potato and cashew tacos make an appearance. No matter what’s on your plate, TownHall is a playfully romantic place to impress a new love interest.

To be an ice cream sensation, you have to be fresh. And that’s been Mike and Pete Mitchell’s mission since day one. Grass-fed dairy and pluckedfrom-the-farm ingredients have been swirled into this home-grown ice cream since the start. That’s why every small batch of Mitchell’s Ice Cream has such a devoted following at stores around the city. The cheerful shops serve locally sourced scoops like maple walnut made with syrup straight from Geauga County, and a porter chocolate chunk mixed with Great Lakes Brewing Co.’s Edmund Fitzgerald. Frozen yogurts, sorbets and smoothies just sweeten the punch. The seasonally rotating menu offers the perfect excuse to make frequent visits with the whole family for ice cream outings that are as wholesome as what’s in the treats themselves. Multiple locations, mitchellshomemade.com.

BEST CUPCAKES You had us at “buttercream frosting.” Since 2009, SynDee Bergen and Wendy Thompson have been charming us with their cupcake brilliance, from decadent caramel and black Hawaiian lava salt to lighthearted cassata-inspired strawberry treats. The go-to is a pillowy chocolate cupcake with — what else? — a cookie delectably, adorably nestled into the frosting. All ﬂavors can be enlarged into rich cakes, such as vanilla custardﬁlled signatures and ribbon-wrapped “vintage” beauties like red velvet and German chocolate. Recently combining forces with their sister operation, the artisan ice cream venture Churned, the new approach elevates the concept of “cake and ice cream” on both sides of town. Multiple locations, 216-344-9433, acookieandacupcake.com.

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Crab and Artichoke Dip

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Cheddar เต jack เต Applewood bacon caramelized onions เต house ranch เต Pico de Gallo

Blackened Mahi Quesadilla

Fresh garlic เต herbs เต parmesan เต chipotle ketchup

Cajun Fries

21 Burger

10.5

Cheddar เต bacon เต horseradish slaw

Mushroom Swiss

10.5 10.5

Patty Melt

10.5

IPA battered เต horseradish sauce

1/2lb tenders

Caribbean Shrimp 1/2lb shrimp เต Island slaw เต jerk BBQ

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Seafood Bisque 7 Matzo Ball 5 21 House

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Fried Chicken Cobb

9.5

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Buffalo Chicken

9.5 12

Spring Greens เต Gorgonzola เต tomatoes เต Avocado Pico de Gallo เต House Blue dressing

Blackened Salmon

Spring Greens เต Atlantic Salmon เต tomato red onion เต bacon เต dried cranberry Gorgonzola เต House ranch

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WINGS

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9.5

Erie Perch

10oz. FRIED GOLDEN WITH HAND CUT FRIES SLAW AND TARTER SAUCE

8oz FILET CHAR GRILLED OVER RICE PILAF WITH CILANTRO LIME SAUCE AND STEAMED BROCCOLI

BLACKENED CHICKEN BREAST ON BAGUETTE ษ LETTUCE TOMATO เต PRVOLONE เต HOUSE RANCH

Roast Beast Melt

Spring Greens เต Tomato เต Cucumber เต Gorgonzola Egg เต baconเต red onion เต House blue

Fried Catfish Dinner

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BALSAMIC or TERIYAKI GLAZED AND SERVED WITH RICE PILAF AND STEAMED BROCCOLI

Grilled Mahi Mahi

Soup & Salads

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Sides A la Carte 4

HOUSE CORNED BRISKET SHAVED THIN ON JEWISH RYE WITH KRAUT AND BABY SWISS

21 Bomber 7.5

Chicken Tenders

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Rueben XXL

Cajun spices เต chipotle ranch

IPA rings

21 Chicken Club Perfect Reuben

Pepper jack Cheese เต jalapeรฑos เต Pico Chipotle Ketchup

LIGHTLY BREADED AND FRIED ON KAISER EGG ROLL WITH 21 SAUCE เต HOUSE SLAW AND TOMATO

10.5

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10.5

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Smoked Gouda

Atlantic Salmon

FARM RAISED AND GOLDEN FRIED CATFISH HOUSE SLAW เต LETTUCE เต TOMATO

Portobello เต Swiss เต caramelized onions

Fried Egg

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Fresh Mahi เต cilantro เต red onionเต cabbage cilantro lime ranch เต Pico de Gallo

21 fries

Bacon Blue

Maryland crab เต artichoke heartเต pita

Cali Quesadilla

American Classic White American cheese

Golden bites served with house remoulade

Perfect Nachos

All burgers & sandwiches served with fries and LTO. Switch to 21 fries or Cajun fries for 1.5 or IPA rings for 2.5

CRAFTWICHES

Buffalo Chicken Wrap

TENDER BUFFALO CHICKEN เต LETTUCE เต TOMATO CHEDDAR เต JACK

Chipotle Ranch Chicken Wrap

GRILLED CHICKENเต LETTUCE เต TOMATO เต CHEDDAR JACK เต CHIPOTLE RANCH

Grilled Mahi Wrap

CHEDDAR เต JACK เต TOMATOES เต RED ONIONS CILANTRO RANCH

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Sweet Moses Soda Fountain and Sweet Shop

5 & Under Happy Hour

Mon.-Wed. 11am-11pm | Thur. & Fri. 11am-7pm

$5 Little Black Dress Wines $4 House Pour Cocktails $3 Select Import & Craft Beer $2 Domestic Drafts & Bottles

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Soda jerks in white paper hats ﬁll glasses with ﬁzzy phosphates. Milkshake-sipping couples sit around wrought-iron tables. No, you haven’t stepped into a time machine, you’ve just landed at Gordon Square’s vintage treat shop, Sweet Moses. You’ll experience a delicious dose of nostalgia at this soda fountain, where every bite of ice cream takes you back to days passed. Gourmet chocolate bark, fudge and brownies are handmade and chocolate-covered caramel corn is freshly popped. As indulgent as it is fun, Sweet Moses makes you wish to linger in the tasty, tasty past. 6800 Detroit Ave., 216-651-2202, sweetmosestreats.com.

BEST LATIN Paladar Latin Kitchen and Rum Bar

Cleveland’s Premier

1261 West Sixth St., 216-623-1700, barleyhousecleveland.com.

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in the middle of the day. The combination of the location and easy-going vibe make it an especially convenient spot for downtown workers looking to take a break from the ofﬁce. Daily soup and sandwich combos elevate quick bar bites into wholesome fare, while the full menu dives deep into burgers, one coming topped with corned beef and a fried egg. For others, it’s the New Orleans-inspired shrimp bowls that beckon. Barley House has something for everyone, which renders it ideal for gathering up a group of friends and co-workers for a lunch outing, especially on warmer days when the patio’s snug, cabanalike seating is ripe for lounging.

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Mastering a cuisine known for its bold ﬂavors, Paladar uses the freshest ingredients to make sure each and every dish pops. At this slick eastside restaurant, diners enjoy a culinary tour through the best of Latin cuisine, from the ever-popular tacos to the bright and summery ceviche. Do not miss the build-your-own guacamole section of the menu, where add-ons are endless. Upping the octane level is the Latin street food happy hour starring addictive empanadas and tostones. And while the food here is the big star, the seemingly never-ending rum list and equally long tequila selections come in at close second. 28601 Chagrin Blvd., Woodmere, 216-896-9020, paladarlatinkitchen.com.

BEST GROCERY STOR E Heinen’s With the remarkable inﬂux of newcomers now dwelling in our fair city, downtown Cleveland was begging for a grocery store. What it received was well beyond what anybody could have imagined. Heinen’s, which set up shop in the historic Cleveland Trust Building, is the reason our Instagram feeds suddenly began ﬁlling up with pictures of a striking Tiffany-style glass-topped rotunda. In the hands of our favorite local grocer, this bank-turned-grocery has become a beloved gathering place for beer-tasting, wine-sipping and coffee-drinking residents. Heinen’s has a storied history of serving the city and its local businesses with high quality produce, dairy and meats throughout all of its stores. We couldn’t have asked for a better organization to feed and support this new era of downtown living. Multiple locations, heinens.com.

BEST DINER Southside Diner Clevelanders are fanatical about their greasy spoons and diners. When it comes to breakfast, we tend to be steadfast in our devotion to “our place.” But even ﬁrst-time visitors at Southside Diner feel at home after a single step inside. The shiny, smile-inducing red and white decor bursts with 1950s kitsch, and while they do the old-fashioned bacon, eggs and toast pristinely, it’s the modern updates like barbacoa hash, iced lemon French toast, and breakfast tacos that draw the most raves. With heaping portions of good grub and cups of bottomless coffee, this little Parma treasure is sure to be the next place where everybody knows your name. 10705 West Pleasant Valley Rd., 440-842-6888, facebook.com/SouthsideDinerParma.

BEST SPANISH Mallorca The Spanish dining experience is one that is never rushed — a meandering of ﬁne wine, food and conversation. That’s precisely the approach at this Warehouse District white-tablecloth gem, which continues to enchant diners. The talented team of servers, who are known

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Private Dining Room available for special occasions and events DJS ON FRIDAY, SATURDAY + SUNDAY NIGHTS SUNDAY BRUNCH 11AM- 2:30PM

LAGO EAST BANK 216.862.8065 WWW.LAGOEASTBANK.COM @LAGOEASTBANK 1091 W 10TH STREET CLEVELAND, OHIO 44113

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Best Hotel ................................................................Aloft Best Place To Take A Visitorr .............. West Side Market Best Family Outing ......................................Cedar Point Best Neighborhood .......................................... Tremont Best Free Outing ................... Cleveland Museum Of Art Best New Apartment Complex.............................The 9 Best Bed And Breakfast ................. Inn At Chagrin Falls Best Seasonal Festival/Event ....................Brite Winter Best Outdoor Wedding Venue ................Hyatt Cleveland Regency At The Arcade Best Indoor Wedding Venue ..........The Grand Barn At The Mohicans Best Company To Work Forr ................................ Hyland Best Radio Station (FM)......................................WMMS Best Radio Station (AM) ......................................WTAM Best College Radio Station ..................................WJCU Best Radio Show .........................Rover’s Morning Glory Best Sports Talker.......................................... r Tony Rizzo Best Local Newscast ..............................................Fox 8 Best News Reporter...... r Patrick O’Donnell, Plain Dealer Best Sports Reporterr ................................ Jim Donovan Best Instagram Follow ...................................@Clegreg Best College Or University ...................Cleveland State Best Coworking Space ..............................LaunchHouse Best Local Startup ............................................CLESeats Best Charity Or Nonproﬁt..................Bad Girl Ventures Best Place For A First Date ............................ Little Italy Best Place For A Kid’s Birthday Party ...........Sky Zone Best Place For A Grown-Up’s Birthday Party ............. Punch Bowl Social Best Renovation Project ......................... Public Square Best Place To Buy A House ............................ Lakewood Best Activist............................................. Basheer Jones

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Best Pet-Related Business ........................ Pet Zeppelin Best Thrift Store ..................................................Unique Best Toy Store ..................................................... Big Fun Best Record Store....................................................Loop Best Salon ..................................................Crazy Mullets Best Bicycle Shop .................................................... Spin Best Wine Store....................................... The Wine Spot Best T-Shirt Company .................................Cle Clothing Best Cigar Shop .............................................Cigar Cigar Best Tattoo Shop ...................................Voodoo Monkey Best Adult Store ............................................. Adultmart Best Barbershop ........................................... Quintana’s Best Barberr ............... Bobby Bushay, Eddy’s Barbershop Best Stylist...........................Mallory Madeya, EnV Salon Best Book Store ........................................... Mac’s Backs Best Vintage Store ..................................... Flower Child Best Florist................................................. Urban Orchid Best Store To Find A Piece Of Cleveland .....In The 216 Best Local Fashion Designerr ..................Valerie Mayen Best Local Jewelry Maker................. r Jenny Bendis Goe Best Furniture Makerr ....................................Anis Nakel Best Place To Furnish Your Home ..................... Arhaus Best Cleveland Flea Vendorr ..............Jewelry By Jenny Best New Store ...............................................In The 216 Best Spa........................................................Sacred Hour Best Boutique....................................................... Haven Best Pet Shop ................................................ Pet People Best Place To Buy A Wedding Dress ...... David’s Bridal Best Vape Shop ............................................Puff N Stuff Best Antique Shop ................................... Reincarnation Best Home/Garden Shop........................Grace Brothers Best Gift Shop...................................... Native Cleveland Best Place For A Mani/Pedi .................... Anthony Vince Best Dry Cleaner ...................................Clifton Cleaners

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Best Restaurant, Best French Restaurant ...L’Albatros Best Chef........................................................ f Zack Bruell Best New Restaurant ...........................................Banter Best Brunch ......................................................Black Pig Best Burger....................................... r Swenson’s Drive-In Best Jamaican ......................................Taste Of Jamaica Best Steakhouse ............................ Red The Steakhouse Best Bread.....................................................On The Rise Best Korean ................................................ Korea House Best Patio Dining ....................................................Luxe Best Sushi .............................................................. Ginko Best Japanese ...............................................Paciﬁc East Best Chinese ..................................... Szechuan Gourmet Best Bagel ............................................. Cleveland Bagel Best Polish ..................................................Sokolowski’s Best Greekk ................................................. Greek Village Best Cakes............................................................. Farkas Best Doughnuts ..............................................Jack Frost Best African ............................................. Empress Taytu Best Fried Chicken ................................................. Soho Best Soul Food.................................Chow Chow Kitchen Best Barbecue ..................................Hot Sauce Williams Best Hot Dog..................................................Happy Dog Best West Side Market Vendorr ............ Ohio City Pasta Best Place To Buy Seafood ...Kate’s Fish West Side Market Best Butcher Shop ........................................ Mr. Brisket Best French Fries ............................ Green House Tavern Best Romantic Restaurant, Best Seafood .........Pier W Best Local Juice Or Juice Bar............................ r Restore Best Vegan ..................................................... Helio Terra Best Pop-Up Dinner Or Series ....... The Katz Club Diner Best Happy Hour Food ...................................Grove Hill Best Tacos/Best Margarita ...................................Barrio Best Taco Tuesday ..............................Sachsenheim Hall Best Wings .................................................Harry Buffalo Best Sandwich .........................................................Melt Best German ...............................................Hofbrauhaus Best Mexican .................................................. Momocho Best Thai ............................................................... Ty Fun Best Coffeehouse, Best Local Coffee ........ Rising Star Best Late-Nite Eats.........................................Prosperity Best Bloody Mary ...................................The South Side Best Food Truck.............................................. k Proper Pig Best Pizza ...........................................................Angelo’s Best Tea .........................................Cleveland Tea Revival Best Vegetarian, Best Veggie Burger, Best Restaurant For A First Date ....................TownHall Best Ice Cream.................................................Mitchell’s Best Cupcakes .............................Cookie And A Cupcake Best Downtown Lunch Spot .................... Barley House Best Desserts..............................................Sweet Moses Best Latin ............................................................ Paladar Best Grocery Store ............................................ Heinens Best Dinerr .............................................. Southside Diner Best Spanish ......................................................Mallorca Best Italian ..............................................................Lago Best Irish ...........................................................The Harp Best Middle Eastern ................................................Taza Best Indian .................................................India Garden Best Deli ...............................................................Nate’s Best Bakery/Pastries .......................................Coquette Best Mac And Cheese ....................................Two Bucks Best Local Vineyard/Wine ...Tie: Gervasi & John Christ

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Best Jazz Club ..................................................Bop Stop Best Rock Club ............................... Beachland Ballroom Best Bar Or Club For Local Musicc ................Happy Dog Best Bar Or Club For Underground Musicc ..Grog Shop Best Hip-Hop Club ...............................................Rumor Best Blues Club ....................................Brothers Lounge Best LGBTQ Bar Or Club..................................... Bounce Best Bar Or Club For Electronic Music.... c Barley House Best Dive Barr ..................................................... Dive Bar Best Place For Arcade Games ..............................16-Bit Best Neighborhood Barr ................................ Treehouse Best Spot For Day Drinking ............................TownHall Best Bar For Karaoke ............................................ Tina’s Best Cocktail Barr .............................. Velvet Tango Room Best Happy Hour (Westside) ..............................Pier W Best Happy Hour (Downtown) ................................Bac Best Happy Hour (Eastside) .............................. Paladar Best Bar To Watch The Tribe...........................Hoopples Best Bar To Watch The Cavs ............. Tremont Taphouse Best Bar To Watch The Browns ................ Barley House Best New Barr ................................................. Beerheads Best Sin Night....................................................... Liquid Best Gentleman’s Club....................................Christie’s Best Brewery ................................................Great Lakes Best Bar With Games .................................... Side Quest Best Ohio City Bar.................................................... r ABC Best Tremont Barr .............................................. Edison’s Best Cleveland Heights Barr.............................Parnell’s Best Detroit Shoreway Barr ..................................... XYZ Best Bar For Singles.........................................TownHall Best Old-School Jukeboxx ................................. Jukebox Best Cocktail................................................Spotted Owl Best Wine Bar................................ r Rocky River Wine Bar Best Bar Patio ................................................Nano Brew Best Bar Trivia Night ..............Bottlehouse Brewing Co. Best Local Beer.... r Willoughby Peanut Butter Cup Porter Best Bar In The Flats ................................. The Big Bang

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Best Concert Venue (Indoor) ................House Of Blues Best Concert Venue (Outdoor) ........................Blossom Best Band ................................................... Honeybucket Best DJ ...................................................................Mimo Best Female Vocalist ................................. Chayla Hope Best Male Vocalist ...................................Shawn Roland Best Cover Band ............................................. Post Road Best Dance Party .................................. Secret Soul Club Best Arts/Film/Music Festival ................................CIFF Best Movie Theater......................................... r Cedar Lee Best Local Author/Writer ..................... Michael Heaton Best Place To Catch A Play.................Playhouse Square Best Actorr......................................................... Pat Miller Best Hip-Hop Artist/Group ....................................MGK Best Directorr............................................... Scott Spence Best Photographerr .................................. Jason Crocker Best Painter.................................................... r Frank Oriti Best Artist ................................................... Dana Depew Best Art Gallery ...............................Transformer Station Best Arts Event ....................................Parade The Circle Best Comedy Venue/Series ....Accidental Comedy Club Best Local Comedian (Male) ..........................Mike Polk Best Local Comedian (Female) ................Mary Santora Best Classical Music Group/Project ..........Apollo’s Fire Best Dance Troupe ........................................Verb Ballet Best Illustratorr .................................................... John G Best Local Album .......................Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, k The Modern Electric Best Local Recording Studio..... Jim Stewart Recording Best Local Concert Poster Designerr ............ Jake Kelly Best Filmmakerr ...................................... Turnstyle Films

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Best Beach ..................................................... Edgewater Best Dog Park................................................. k Lakewood Best Billiards ................................................... River City Best Sporting Goods Store .............................. Geiger’s Best Indoor Soccer Venue .....................................Force Best Bowling Alley .....................................Corner Alley Best Place To Hike ........................................Metroparks Best Road Race ...............................Cleveland Marathon Best Golf Course.................................................Big Met Best Place To Ski.......................................... Brandywine Best Bike Route .................................................Towpath Best Arena/Stadium To Watch A Game.................................Progressive Field Best Public Pool ...........................................Beachwood Best Darts ................................................Flying Monkey Best Skate Parkk ...................................... Lakewood Park Best Gym .......................................Tremont Athletic Club Best Yoga Studio ....................................Cleveland Yoga Best Batting Cages .............................. Swings N Things Best Yoga Instructor.............................. r Amy Schneider Best Reason To Believe In The Browns ... Hue Jackson

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Food & Drink continued to charm and dazzle as they guide you through the tastes of Spain and Portugal, are as compelling as the rich, abundantly portioned meals. With a soft, rosy glow of ambiance, the restaurant encourages romance to blossom. That’s one reason Mallorca not only has become such a reliable ﬁrst-date getaway, but a long-term love affair for Clevelanders who are smitten with its sophistication. 1390 West Ninth St., 216-6879494, clevelandmallorca.com.

BEST IRISH The Harp Raise a pint because it’s time to eat and drink like you’re Irish every single day of the year. If the wide variety of traditional boxty dishes don’t get you in the spirit, the live Irish music certainly will. For the casual diner, there are loads of approachable and delicious Americanstyle options, but it’s the authentic Irish dishes like shepherd’s pie and crispy ﬁsh and chips where the Harp really shines. Savor those foods on the expansive patio with stunning Lake Erie views and the night gets even better. This may not be the lush green hills of the Irish countryside, but we like to think of it as one of Cleveland’s best-kept secrets when it comes to watching the sunset on a beautiful summer day. 4408 Detroit Ave., 216-939-0200, the-harp.com.

BEST MIDDLE EASTERN Taza This downtown favorite, where kabobs are grilled over charcoal and you can watch warm pita bake in a Lebanese stone oven, makes you feel like you’ve been whisked away to the Middle East. An upscale, opulent decor adds a touch of authenticity to the proceedings, where colorful textiles offer a warm embrace. Hummus is spiked with spice, pita is fresh as can be, and a well-rounded mix of meze — items meant to be shared — is at the ready to bring the table together. A vegetarian’s paradise, the menu has no shortage of meat-free options, from the perfectly crisp falafel to the garden-fresh salads. For downtown diners in search of traditional Middle Eastern fare in a gorgeous setting, Taza can’t be topped.

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1400 West Sixth St., 216-274-1170, mytaza.com.

BEST DELI Nate’s Deli Before West 25th became the West 25th that it is today, there was Nate’s Deli. While the neighborhood grows and changes, this family institution remains an enduring fixture. With such a devoted following for both the American deli and the Middle Eastern classics sides of its menu, how could this venerable urban lunch spot not keep the flame burning brightly? King-sized pastrami sandwiches, heaping plates of schwarma and stuffed pita rolls are all filling takeaways while on a work break or before or after trips to the West Side Market. If you still manage to have a post-meal appetite, toss in some baklava to sweeten the deal. 1923 West 25th St., 216-696-7529, natesohiocity.com.

BEST BAKERY/PASTRIES Coquette Patisserie Anybody with a taste for travel knows that Coquette Patisserie is the creme de la creme of Cleveland bakeries. At this sweet little French cafe in University Circle, rainbows of macarons and French-inspired pastries come to life in artistic grandeur. Cointreau-soaked Genoise cake, lemon curd-ﬁlled eclairs, and ginger-apricot goat cheesecakes are but a few of the small wonders that await customers in the display coolers. Decadent desserts are the main attraction, but this versatile little Uptown nook also excels at savory bites like cheese platters, freshshucked oysters and quiche. All of it gets washed down with pints of craft draft beer, hand-crafted cocktails and a fabulous selection of French bubblies. 11607 Euclid Ave., 216-331-2841, coquettepatisserie.com.

BEST MAC & CHEESE Two Bucks It’s hard to go wrong with mac and cheese, but when it’s right, it’s very, very right. And the only thing better than a great bowl of mac and cheese is devoting an entire section of your menu to it, as do the folks at Two Bucks. That section is the ﬁrst (and last) place customers look when they have comfort food on the brain. There’s the Original, a gooey tangle of gouda and noodles, and then there are the adult versions topped with boneless Buffalo chicken wings, pulled pork, and even seasoned taco meat. Mac and

If Youâ€™re Hungry And You Know It... Where would you be without them? Your go-to places. Your faves. The restaurant down the block, around the corner. Suggest eating here? The family bursts into cheers. Hoorahs. And then they clap their hands. Not pictured: Flipside, One Red Door, Paragon, Willoughby Brewing Company

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UPCOMING SHOWS!

8/11 LUKE BRYAN 8/12 w/ Little Big Town & Dustin Lynch

8/24 ROB ZOMBIE & KORN

8/14 SNOOP DOGG & WIZ KHALIFA

8/26 DARIUS RUCKER

w/ Kevin Gates & Jhene Aiko

8/19 HANK WILLIAMS JR. & CHRIS STAPLETON

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8/29 DEF LEPPARD & TESLA w/ REO Speedwagon & Tesla

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9/9 FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE w/ Cole Swindell, The Cadillac Three & Kane Brown

9/16 BRAD PAISLEY w/ Tyler Farr & Maddie & Tae

9/23 JASON ALDEAN w/ Thomas Rhett & A Thousand Horses

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BEST LOCAL VINEYAR D/WINE Tie: Gervasi Vineyard, John Christ Winery One can never have too much good wine, which might explain why it was impossible to pick just one favorite vineyard. Food and wine lovers make regular trips to Canton’s Gervasi Vineyard, not only for its handcrafted wines, but also for the delectable Italian food and drop-dead gorgeous setting. Located on a lush 55-acre piece of land, the estate is a popular site for weddings and other elaborate events. Gervasi offers behind-the-scenes peeks at the operation during regular tours, and food and wine pairing classes that expand the horizons of both novices and long-time aﬁcionados, two additional reasons that Gervasi is a grape lover’s dream. 1700 55th St., Canton, 330-497-1000, gervasivineyard.com.

For seven decades, John Christ Winery has been handcrafting awardwinning wines. What began in 1946 as a modest operation has blossomed into a robust winery that bottles approximately 14,000 gallons of wine per year. Throughout the week, wine lovers visit the tasting room to sample the latest batch of red and white, sweet and dry wines, all of which is fermented, aged and bottled on site. For a nearby wine-country getaway, enjoy a bottle of vino with a loved one in the warm and rustic wine bar. 32421 Walker Rd., Avon Lake, 440-933-9672, johnchristwine.com.

BEST ITALIAN Lago Modern and stylish, Lago was one of the first restaurants to help usher in the new era of the East Bank of the Flats. Nestled in the boutique Aloft hotel, this trendy Italian restaurant is just as memorable to travelers passing through town as it is to locals in search of refined dining. Both flock to the swanky eatery for its delicious and diverse menu, which has everything from grilled veal chops and scallops to an array of crispy flat breads. The res-

taurant also has become a hit on the brunch and late-night circuit, where the post-bar crowd scores elegant late-night nibbles. If any place has the power to show off how great Cleveland is to visitors, it’s this spectacular East Bank restaurant. 1091 West 10th St., 216-862-8065, lagoeastbank.com.

BEST LOCAL COFFE E BEST COFFEEHOUS E Rising Star What started out as a neighborhood coffee shop has developed into a citywide phenomenon. Ever since the ﬁrst shop opened in the Ohio City Firehouse, Cleveland coffee snobs can’t get enough of the carefully sourced and roasted beans. But the beans are only half the story; it’s the helpful baristas who are wellversed in the perfect pour-over that are the true assets here, and why the shops are so popular among coffee aﬁcionados. With the recent addition of an expanded roasting facility in Cleveland, Rising Star shows no signs of slowing its caffeinefueled momentum. A brand new

BEST INDIAN India Garden Outgrowing its former under-theradar status, this petite Northern Indian jewel has a loyal fan base that appears to expand by the day. One visit and you too will understand why. More than just friendly and approachable, the kitchen turns out bold, colorful ﬂavors with plenty of bang for your buck. The Lakewood eatery’s lunchtime buffet is known far and wide as one of the region’s best choices when it comes to cheap eats, and with an abundance of meat-free dishes, it’s equally popular with vegans and vegetarians. Freshly prepared dishes like curries and biryani can be adjusted to your preferred level of spiciness, so your wishes are always catered to. 18405 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, 216-221-0676, indiagardencleveland.com.

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BARS & CLUBS BEST JAZZ CLUB Bop Stop In terms of acoustics, the Bop Stop, the tiny jazz club just west of downtown Cleveland, can’t be beat. Unfortunately, it sat vacant for many years; but since the Music Settlement, a leading music education institution in the region, took control of the building and handed the reins to promoter Gabriel Pollack, the place has thrived. Now, it features music several nights of the week as Pollack strives to present “creative, original music.” It’s also home to Outlab, the monthly jam session that attracts musicians from diverse backgrounds. Cleveland Culinary Launch and Kitchen manages the kitchen and Cleveland Rocks: Past, Present, Future curates the walls by providing music-themed photographs. 2920 Detroit Ave., 216-771-6551, themusicsettlement.org.

BEST ROCK CLUB Beachland Ballroom Before they opened the Beachland Ballroom & Tavern in Collinwood over a decade ago, co-owner Mark Leddy booked garage and punk bands at Pat’s in the Flats while co-owner Cindy Barber worked as a journalist. Diehard music fans, they turned their dream of running a club into a reality when they purchased this old Croatian dance hall and turned it into a music hotspot that features both an intimate tavern and a spacious ballroom; the club will often host two shows a night. Bands like the White Stripes played the Tavern before graduating to bigger venues, and the Nashville-via-Akron garageblues duo the Black Keys played their ﬁrst-ever show in the Tavern. 15711 Waterloo Rd., 216-383-1124, beachlandballroom.com.

BEST LOCAL MUSIC BAR/CL U B Happy Dog This Detroit Shoreway concert club L’Albatros and restaurant that boasts a cool vintage look and takes a band-friendly

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approach that both national and local acts admire. Unlike other clubs that ask bands to play for little or no money, the club requires that bands simply play for the door money. The club also hosts a monthly classical music jam night and regularly books New Soft Shoe, the local Gram Parsons tribute act. Two years ago, Cleveland Orchestra launched a residency program that included performances at the Happy Dog and at other venues in the Gordon Square Arts District. Happy Dog owner Sean Watterson played a key role in making the event happen. 5801 Detroit Ave., 216-651-9474, happydogcleveland.com.

BEST UNDERGROUND MUSIC BAR/CLUB Grog Shop This Coventry Road concert venue opened in 1992 when owner Kathy Blackman and two business partners took over a Cleveland Heights bar on the corner of Coventry and Mayﬁeld roads. Since that time, the club has moved to a bigger space at the corner of Coventry and Euclid Heights Boulevard. It regularly hosts an eclectic mix of bands that includes everything from punk and reggae to hip-hop and indie rock. Bands are so loyal to Blackman that they’ll often stick with her, even when they move up to bigger venues such as House of Blues and the Masonic Auditorium. 2785 Euclid Heights Blvd., 216-321-5588, grogshop.gs.

BEST HIP HOP CLUB Rumor There’s a reason a ton of Cleveland’s highest-proﬁle athletes populate Rumor’s VIP room, and it ain’t because the bottle service is cheap. Rumor sports the best lineup of hip hop on either side of the Cuyahoga. DJs keep the weekend grinding from Good Thursdays to Social Fridays to Saturday Night Vibes to Sold Out Sundays. In a city blessed with a ton of rock clubs, you could argue the hip hop scene doesn’t get the love it deserves. Rumor’s making sure that even if the quantity isn’t there compared to its rock brethren, the quality is. 1266 West Sixth St., rumorcleveland.com.

BEST BLUES CLUB Brothers Lounge Cleveland is a great blues town, but if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Brothers Lounge, the westside mainstay, should

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Bars & Clubs continued be your first stop. Thursday nights are the natural outlet; you’ll find the Bad Boys of Blues holding court as the house band with a guest singer each week. They go on at 9 p.m. or so, but the music continues after their set with a rotating cast of local musicians and ad-hoc “bands” formed by maestro Michael Bay. The patio is great, the beer flows like red wine, and the people are some of the best in the city. Tip your server well! You’re sure to have a hell of a good time. 11609 Detroit Ave., 216-226-2767, brotherslounge.com.

BEST LGBTQ CLUB Bounce It went away brieﬂy, and then it returned. Thank heavens. Bounce reopened its doors in Hingetown with all the fabulous offerings you’ve come to know and love from the club: drag shows, DJs, and a dynamite happy hour. But it also rolled out a brunch and a weekly comedy night. It’s the most inclusive, friendly joint in town, whatever your orientation, and let us all breath a sigh of relief that it’s back. 2814 Detroit Ave., 216-696-0831.

BEST ELECTRONIC CLUB/BAR BEST BAR TO WATCH THE BRO WNS Barley House

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BEST DIVE BAR Dive Bar Duh, right? Whether for the name itself or for the quintessentially divey atmosphere, voters shoved their PBRs in the air en masse on behalf of this West Sixth Street mainstay when asked what their favorite dive bar was. Cheap booze? Check. Tons of sports? Check. Perfect location for happy hour for the downtown set? Absolutely. Close enough to a bunch of other bars that it’s a perfect stop to begin or end the evening? Damn straight. Sounds good, right? Actually, we think we’ll head there now. 1214 West Sixth St., 216-408-2314, divebarcleveland.com.

BEST PLACE FOR ARCADE GA MES 16-Bit Arcade games? Hell yes. Who doesn’t want more of those? Well, listen, it’s 2016, and no generation of gamers has ever been as hard-pressed to ﬁnd a working Ms. Pac-Man as our current crop of millennial drinkslingers. Good news, though: 16-Bit in Lakewood will make your dreams come true. Their ﬁne roster of classic arcade games is free to play (except for the four pinball machines in the back), and to sweeten the deal, they’re serving ace cocktails. Take our word for it: Order a round of Bill Nyes and sidle up to your favorite old-school game. (Mario Kart 64 on the patio, yeah?) It’s a can’t-lose proposition. 15012 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, 216-563-1115, 16-bitbar.com.

The Barley House has been many things in its lifetime. It was, and still is, a nightlife destination on West Sixth. Its menu offerings are better than the average bar food. It’s the home of rowdy Sunday Browns tailgates and live radio shows. Cleveland’s athletes still drop by every weekend, making it a place to see and be seen. But somewhere along the way, it also became the best spot for EDM music in town. There was always music, of course, and plenty of DJs. But Barley started bringing in notable national acts to hold down the weekends. While the names might not be all that familiar to folks not into the scene, those who are in the know give Barley their enthusiastic stamp of approval. Hell, chances are they left at 2 a.m. Saturday morning only to come straight back on Sunday morning to catch the 92.3 The Fan tailgate and scope out the latest Browns loss with some pals.

Now that summer is just around the corner, there’s no better place to kick back and enjoy a shandy or G&T than the patio at Tremont’s Treehouse. For that matter, in the wintertime, there’s no better place than Treehouse to nestle down at a wooden table or booth and nurse a porter or whiskey. With a handsome array of beers on tap, a jaunty assortment of live music on the weekends, and an armada of faithful locals, Treehouse is an allseason staple. (Perhaps it’s no surprise that Scene’s “Best Neighborhood Bar” is located in the “Best Neighborhood” of Tremont.) The patio really is as good as it gets, and for craft beer lovers, the Treehouse happy hour is about as good as it gets. Oh, and don’t sleep on the food, which is cheap and yet pretty spectacular.

1261 West Sixth St., 216-623-1700, barleyhousecleveland.com.

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TownHall TownHall stormed onto the Cleveland entertainment scene three years ago, and the place just hasn’t let up. We’ve written plenty about this place, and we remain pleasantly mystiﬁed at how TownHall sort of takes on different identities as the clock ticks into the night. Day drinking? Yes, of course. This is the perfect spot to wet your noontide whistle. And if you’re single? Well, just stick around, because the bar turns into a nightclub without actually being a nightclub. It’s great! And, with a keen wit and some luck, you’ll be sure to meet the lad or lassie of your dreams (or at the very least land an amusing story for your friends at brunch the next day). 1909 West 25th St., 216-344-9400, townhallohiocity.com.

BEST COCKTAIL BAR Velvet Tango Room Maybe it’s the neon sign outside, but the Velvet Tango Room exudes

2661 West 14th St., 216-938-8960, bactremont.com.

BEST HAPPY HOUR - WESTS I DE Pier W the conﬁdence of a place that won’t disappoint when it comes to being the best cocktail bar in town. Cleveland’s known that for years, ever since the joint quietly opened up in Duck Island when basically nothing else was there. Here, cocktails aren’t just another drink. Here, there’s a history and a story, not to mention handmade ingredients and the kind of expertise that translates to a few-minute wait for your drink and indelible, endless memories once you take a sip. Raise another one to this Cleveland landmark, because for all the imitators and

craft cocktail spots around Northeast Ohio, there’s only one VTR. 2095 Columbus Rd., 216-241-8869, velvettangoroom.com.

BEST HAPPY HOUR - DOWNTO WN Bac Asian American Bistro & Bar Happy hours with ﬂair are the best kind, which means one serving panAsian favorites is on the top of everyone’s list. Bac, which means “north” in Vietnamese, opened in February

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It’s been around since 1965, and with damn good reason. Pier W takes the cake in a bunch of categories — Romantic Restaurant, Seafood — and while it’s known as a special-occasion kind of place, don’t look past its happy hour as a chance to get in the door on a day other than your birthday and out the door for prices you’d pay at your local pub. From 4 to 7 p.m. weekdays, sip on Pier W’s signature cocktail for just $9 and nosh on Angus sliders for a scant $6.25. The prices are discounted, but the view over the lake and toward downtown is always priceless. 12700 Lake Ave. (Winton Place), 216-228-2250, pierw.com.

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BEST BAR TO WATC H THE TRIBE Hooppleâ€™s With the arrival of a bona ďŹ de social district in the Flats, in the Columbus Road lift bridge area, in the long shadows of the Jake, itâ€™s ďŹ tting that this west-bank staple has nabbed this yearâ€™s award away from the likes of Brick & Barrel or Merwinâ€™s Wharf. At Hooppleâ€™s, as you gobble a taco or glug a cheap domestic, youâ€™re close enough to hear the ďŹ reworks and see the stadiumâ€™s gleaming toothbrush lights, but youâ€™re far enough to avoid the rush of downtown trafďŹ c. Located at the bottom of Columbus Road Hill, in between Ohio City and the Flats, Hooppleâ€™s has the perfect combination of blue-collar regulars, yuppies and hipsters to appeal to just about everybody. Plus, from the patio, you can enjoy beautiful views of the Cuyahoga, even if the home runs are few and far between. 1930 Columbus Rd., 216-575-0483, hoopples.com.

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BEST BAR FOR KAR AOKE Tinaâ€™s Nite Club If you havenâ€™t yet been to Tinaâ€™s Nite Club in the residential interior of Detroit-Shorewayâ€™s easternmost salients, you either have no hipster friends or youâ€™ve never been toasted at 1:30 a.m. on an otherwise uneventful Saturday night and decided that Whitney Houston needed a proper tribute. So what? We all wanna dance with somebody, and never more so than at Tinaâ€™s. And not because of the â€œatmosphereâ€?: This brick box with linoleum tiling wonâ€™t win any awards for interior design. But the jello shots and the cheap domestics and the microphone make this an ultimate late-night destination and Clevelandâ€™s long-tenured karaoke king. 5400 Herman Ave., 216-651-8057, Internet? What?

BEST NEW BAR Beerheads Once left for dead, the Flats East Bank has become the new hot spot for twenty- and thirty-somethings looking for places to dine and drink. And when it comes to dining and drinking, the neighborhood spools off to both sides of the economic spectrum. Sure, thereâ€™s ďŹ ne dining, but thereâ€™s also the sort of neighborhood haunts that will leave you with plenty in your bank account to score that Uber home. Chief among those: Beerheads, which has seating for 100 guests indoors and more on the front patio. It offers a fullservice food menu, which includes a mix of bar snacks, salads, sandwiches, pizzas and desserts, including the tasty â€œNot Your Fatherâ€™s Float,â€? which features Small Town Breweryâ€™s â€œNot Your Fatherâ€™s Root Beerâ€? and vanilla bean ice cream. Some 50 beers are on tap and you can ďŹ nd another 400 in bottles and cans. 1156 West 11th St., 216-621-2000, beerheadbar.com.

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Whatâ€™s on tap at the Tremont Taphouse? An ever-changing collection of offbeat microbrews, ďŹ‚ights of whateverâ€™s clever, and some of the crispest HD TVs in town. With a long bar and a narrow dining area, thereâ€™s no place you can sit within the chic, dimly lit space without an oblique or head-on view of the Cavs as they progress through the 2016 playoffs. Strangers will become best friends as together you sip on delicious drafts and recall your favorite Cavaliers memories. #Allin216.

Sunday night is when service industry folks get to start their weekend. While the rest of us are tucked away courting some desperate zzzs before work on Monday, theyâ€™re out and about. SpeciďŹ cally, theyâ€™re out and about at Liquid, which for years now has been the go-to spot for SIN specials and a chance to plop their tired behinds on a stool and enjoy the view from the other side of the bar.

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BEST BAR PATIO Nano Brew How do you improve what was already one of the best bar patios in town? You go big, naturally. Nano Brew lives in the old Garage Bar site, and the Garage Bar had one of those roomy-but-cozy patios that made you linger. Last year, Sam McNulty & Co. upgraded the already dope spot, which is just one of the many ways Nano Brew has changed over its young life. Now expanded with several levels of downtown-view-tastic seating, Nano Brew’s new patio took advantage of the backdoor real estate of the former Black Pig. They also added plenty of custom seating to make the most of the space, whether you’re chilling in the main bar patio area or in the section devoted to table dining. It’s gigantic, almost always busy, and a helluva great spot on a summer afternoon or evening. 1859 West 25th St., 216-852-6631, nanobrewcleveland.com.

BEST GENTLEMEN’ S CLUB Christie’s Cabaret They say location is everything and this local institution certainly has that going for it. Located on the west bank of the Flats, it’s near a comedy club, a bar and a music venue, making it a worthy destination for a night out on the town. It’s the go-to spot for bachelor parties too. The stage features state-of-the-art sound and lighting and the club often hosts some of the

adult industry’s bigger names, including acts such as Chelsea Charms, Shelby Doll and Penny Poison. 1180 Main Ave., 216-574-6222, christiescabaret.com.

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BEST BREWERY Great Lakes Brewing Co. Ah, the titan of Cleveland craft brews … Great Lakes Brewing Co. is the foundation around which our city’s burgeoning brew economy was built. The Ohio City stalwart is an all-around great experience: good food, a great and pleasant interior, a really cool basement (the world’s best basement, Ramon Rivas II will tell ya), and a tap lineup that’ll knock your socks off seven nights a week. The peak experience is the annual Christmas Ale tapping in late fall, but you’re missing a Cleveland staple if you’re not stopping by the bar on the reg. “Ohio City” is sort of a destination in itself, but your travels are incomplete without a pint of Great Lakes. 2516 Market Ave., 216-771-4404, greatlakesbrewing.com.

BEST BAR WITH G AMES The Side Quest You don’t have to be a nerd to enjoy Side Quest, but it doesn’t hurt. The relatively young Lakewood bar ﬁlled a niche in the Cleveland bar landscape, notably as a destination for quirky, nerdy, friendly, board-game loving folks. There are trivia nights, themed nights (Star Wars, Pi Day),

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and a healthy batch of craft offerings. But the main draw is the selection of board games. Pick from the abundant options or bring your own. Bring some pals to play or join a game. Skip the broken Connect Four setup at your local bar and head for board game paradise instead.

1872 West 25th St., 216-861-3857, abcthetavern.com.

BEST TREMONT BA R Edison’s You’re not doing Tremont right if you don’t land at Edison’s for at least some portion of your night. It’s the quintessential Tremont bar, the quintessential Cleveland bar — a real bar’s bar, you dig? Whether you’re just stopping in at the pickup door for a pizza or you’re posting up at the lovely bar for an evening round with your ﬁnest friends, you’ll be well taken care of here. But don’t forget to shoot a quick game of a pool in the back (don’t get your cue stuck in the ﬂoorboard holes), and don’t miss out on the dynamite patio. This place has it all, and it’s in the heart of it all.

17900 Detroit Ave., 216-228-1212, thesidequestbar.com.

BEST OHIO CITY B AR ABC the Tavern ABC the Tavern has snagged this award from such glitzy up-and-comers as Market Garden, Town Hall, Nano Brew and Bier Market. Why? Probably because it feels entirely authentic. With bar bowling, an all-business pool table on the balcony level and more happy hours than regular hours per day (it feels like), this neighborhood watering hole has been unaffected by the urban-playground-ization of West 25th. It’s a tavern to re-connect with neighborhood pals, order that beer your parents had at their wedding, and watch the brave bartenders throw out the drunkards and ne’er-do-wells who love the deals as much as you do.

2373 Professor Ave., 216-522-0006, edisonspub.com.

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2014, the Cleveland Heights location is still Cleveland’s classic Irish pub. An itty-bitty interior means it’s you and the gorgeous array of whiskeys in extremely close proximity. The company’s not half-bad either: It’s the stomping grounds of east-side soccer fanatics, Cedar Lee pilgrims (it’s right next door to the theater) and the liquored literati of Northeast Ohio. Expect your favorite Irish beers on tap and top-notch service from a genuine Irish immigrant. Cleveland Heights can be proud. 2167 Lee Rd., Cleveland Hts., 216-321-3469, facebook.com/parnellspub.

BEST DETROIT SHO REWAY B AR XYZ Daily shot-and-a-beer specials? Beer-and-a-slice deals during happy hour? Garage-style doors for easy breezy summer afternoons? BBQ? Gnocchi? This neighborhood tavern — ABC’s slightly cleaner sibling, a mile west — will leap onto your favorite-bar list after a single visit. With its exposed-brick interior and ample seating, it’s an ideal spot for a weekend lunch or a pre-Capitol Theatre dinner, but the open-air atmosphere and

pizza by the slice until dawn makes it a late-night checkpoint to boot. 6419 Detroit Ave., 216-706-1104, xyzthetavern.com.

BEST OLD SCHOOL JUKEBOX Jukebox One of the best and most unique perks at Jukebox, the home tavern of Hingetown, is that you get a token for the jukebox for every drink you buy. The more you drink, the more of your music you get to listen to. Stay long enough, and departing patrons will pass you their unused tokens, which means for jukebox lovers, this is paradise. With a rotating list of classic rock, pop, R&B and alternative hits, there’s not a more eclectic jukebox in town. And with a friendly staff and an owner who cares about every customer, it’s a bar worth adding to your rotation. 1404 West 29th St., 216-206-7699, jukeboxcle.com.

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Bars & Clubs continued are the times you want to gulp your poison in an industrial, but comfortable, basement. Lucky for us, Spotted Owl in Tremont provides the underground ambiance, in a century-old space, for serious drinking. It also serves some of the best booze concoctions in town. This speakeasy parked at the bottom of the Tremont Lofts has been in business for some time now, but owner Will Hollingsworth is always pushing the envelope, trying new things and learning. He even staged at the Dead Rabbit in New York City, roundly considered the best cocktail bar in the world, to learn how the best of the best do it. Thankfully, he brought all those tricks of the trade and more back home so we can enjoy them.

BEST LOCAL BEER Willoughby Brewing Co.’s Peanut Butter Cup Porter In a town lauded for its craft beers, the contest for “Best Local Beer” is a tough one. But Willoughby Brewing Co., which has been slinging its Peanut Butter Cup Porter for years now, is no slouch. The eastside staple consistently ranks high on lists of our favorite breweries in town and the most underrated gems around here. You’ll always feel welcome when you slip into a booth at Willoughby, and you’ll feel

even more at home once you order the Peanut Butter Cup Porter. It’s everything you want in a dark beer — and everything the competition wants to be. 4057 Erie St., Willoughby, 440-975-0202, willoughbybrewing.com.

BEST BAR IN THE FLATS The Big Bang A dueling piano bar in the newly revamped Flats East Bank? Hell yes. When the city’s new-

est entertainment district ofﬁcially “opened” last summer, you couldn’t stop the crowds from heading there every night of the week. With warm weather now — for the most part — upon us, the place is only going to grow more popular. The Big Bang ﬁnds itself right in the heart of it all, making it a great place to snag a few drinks and some engaging listening in the midst of a Flats-based bar crawl or at the beginning of a fun night downtown. 1163 Front Ave., 216-417-6222, thebigbangbar.com.

710 Jefferson Ave., 216-795-5595, spottedowlbar.com.

BEST WINE BAR Rocky River Wine Bar Tucked off the main drag, in a grotto of sorts off Linda Street, Rocky River Wine Bar has long been a westside gem. Credited informally with kicking off River’s Linda/Detroit development boom (see Bomba, Whole Foods, Market, etc.), the place is upscale without being snooty. You can pretty much cite any rationale for dining here: from graduation dinners and anniversaries to, hey, it’s Tuesday night and we’re hungry. The wine is the centerpiece, but the food is topnotch. Oh, and do order a round of sweet potato fries while you’re at it. 1313 Linda St., Rocky River, 440-799-4300, rockyriverwinebar.com.

BEST BAR TRIVIA NIGHT Bottlehouse Brewing Co. Trivia night is hallowed territory in Cleveland, and each group has their own favorite watering hole and night of the week. At Bottlehouse Brewing Co., Monday is an early-week beacon of questions and answers and delicious beer. They’ve got cool stuff happening at all hours of every night of the week here, but trivia is where some serious fun goes down. Order up a round of fresh mead — seriously, try it out — and sidle up to your group’s table for an evening of knowledge expansion. Bottlehouse recently expanded to Lakewood, and we’re happy about that, but the Cleveland Heights digs are a terriﬁc Northeast Ohio experience — especially on Monday nights. 2050 Lee Rd., Cleveland Heights, 216-214-2120, thebottlehousebrewingcompany.com.

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House of Blues Even though this 1,200-capacity club is part of a national chain, don’t hold that against it. The place is a strong anchor for the Cleveland music scene and often hosts shows that independent promoters such as the Beachland Ballroom and the Grog Shop have booked. The intimate space has great sightlines — even the seats in the balcony give you a good view of the stage — and whether you want to push to the front of the stage on the ﬂoor or relax in a seat far away from the pit, the House of Blues caters to every brand of concertgoer. The club regularly brings in an eclectic mix of hip hop, classic rock, metal, EDM and indie rock, and it remains one of the best places to catch national acts.

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Blossom Music Center Even after four decades, Blossom still stands as the best place to catch a concert under the stars. Set on 200 rolling acres in the heart of the Cuyahoga Valley National Park, the venue features the perfect atmosphere for those looking to lose themselves in the performance. The design Photo courtesy of Honeybucket

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of the pavilion and the bowl shape of the surrounding grounds keep reverb and echoes to a minimum, meaning that even in the cheap seats, you won’t have to suffer through a night of bad audio. The summer concerts run the gamut and will include everything from the Cleveland Orchestra to the biggest acts in pop, rock, hip hop and country. 1145 West Steels Corners Rd., 330-920-8040, facebook.com/BlossomMusicCenter.

BEST BAND Honeybucket Prior to forming Honeybucket a few years ago, the three members were in bands that played a variety of musical styles. That’s why they prefer to think of their music as “Newgrass” rather than traditional bluegrass. All three band members have poprock backgrounds and write “poppy bluegrass traditional rock songs.” To record its 2013 debut, the band launched a $3,000 Kickstarter campaign that ended up raising $4,000. Recently, the band’s catchy “Old High Road” served as the trailer theme for the 40th Cleveland International Film Festival. facebook.com/honeybucketohio.

BEST DJ DJ Mimo A ﬁxture on the Cleveland club and hotel lounge scene, DJ Mimo is the go-to guy for cocktail parties — he’s even spun at the historic Pump Room in Chicago’s swanky Gold Coast neighborhood. In the ﬁve short years he’s been active on the local club scene, Mimo has opened for acts such as ATB, Sander van Doorn, Robbie Rivera, Tritonal and Paul Van Dyk. He

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was on the bill with electronic heavyweights Krewella at the festival that took place on Public Square to ring in 2014. Last year, he issued his debut, Generation, which charted on the iTunes electronic music charts. mimoedm.com.

BEST FEMALE VOC ALIST Chayla Hope Formed in 2012, Seafair expanded to a four-piece when singer-keyboardist Chayla Hope and guitarist Joshua Riehl recruited drummer Ryan Kelly and cellist Tara Hanish, both of whom had played in the terriﬁc local act Unsparing Sea. The group then became even bigger when it added guitarist Mike Flaherty and violinist Andrea Belding to the fold. Together, the six create lush soundscapes that have drawn comparisons to Arcade Fire and Broken Social Scene. As it’s put in the band’s bio, Hope’s “powerful voice, presence and words” give the band’s live show its gravitas. seafairtheband.com.

BEST MALE VOCALIST Shawn Roland Singer for Post Road, a local cover band that plays “today’s Top 40 party country,” Shawn Roland has a rich baritone that’s well suited to singing tunes by the likes of Kenny Chesney, Luke Bryan, Eric Church and Jason Aldean. The Twinsburg-based group regularly performs songs by those country stars in its sets. On “That’s My Road,” a somber ballad about the beauty of living in the sticks that’s the band’s ﬁrst original tune, Roland’s husky vocals sound sharp as the song begins with little more than the sound of his deep voice. postroadcountry.com.

BEST COVER BAND Post Road Based in Twinsburg, Post Road, which includes singer-guitarist Shawn Roland, singer Sarah Marie, guitarist Steve Radcliff, bassist Dave Warner, drummer Dave Vogrin and guitarist Andrew Krakowski, plays what it calls “today’s Top 40 party country.” The band’s set list features tunes by all the biggest stars in that world — expect to hear tracks by Kenny Chesney, Luke Bryan, Jason Aldean and Lady Antebellum if you see the band play live. The group recently issued its ﬁrst original tune, “That’s My Road.” postroadcountry.com.

BEST DANCE PART Y Secret Soul Club For several years now, the party hearty group known as Secret Soul Club — DJs Antoine Henderson, Tom Dechristofaro and David Petrovich — has thrown wild monthly parties that show off the trio’s good taste in music, The guys strive to hunt down records that “really sizzle and have that intangible quality that sticks in your head and make the dance ﬂoor go bananas.” Their sets feature original vinyl pressings of both new and old 45-rpm singles. They strive to play records that were often overlooked or had limited regional distribution. facebook.com/SecretSoulClub.

BEST ARTS/FILM/M USIC FE STIVAL Cleveland International Film Festival (CIFF) Breaking its own attendance record again in 2016 (102,255 attendees!), the Cleveland International Film Festival miraculously continues to grow. It is a ﬂagship event for the city, and a truly marvelous assortment of international cinema. But the best news for diehard CIFF fans? Executive Director Marcie Goodman announced that even with the sale of the Avenue at Tower City, the Film Fest will still be housed at Tower City Cinemas in 2017. CIFF is a treasured two weeks in Northeast Ohio, and having it downtown — in the heart of it all — makes this fest one of the most well-regarded in the country. 2510 Market Ave., 216-623-3456, clevelandﬁlm.org.

BEST MOVIE THEATER Cedar Lee The Cedar Lee is such a slam dunk winner every year that having a vote seems almost superﬂuous. The eastside “indie” theater is the state’s go-to destination for awardseason fare, interesting foreign ﬁlms and emerging indie directors. It’s also the birthplace of the Cleveland International Film Festival — thanks Jonathan Forman! — and monthly midnight cult classics. With cinematic programming as diverse as the clientele, the Cedar Lee is a true Cleveland experience. Plus, Cleveland Heights has a bounty of food and drink options, which makes it an ideal venue for a dinner-and-a-movie date. 2163 Lee Rd., Cleveland Hts., 440-349-3306, clevelandcinemas.com.

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Arts & Entertainment continued BEST LOCAL AUTH OR/WRIT ER Michael Heaton The Minister of Culture for the win! Michael Heaton, a longtime personality at the Plain Dealer, has been informing and entertaining readers for years with his take on music, movies and the people making Cleveland as culturally resplendent as it is. Heaton is an unpretentious writer and a hell of a dude, and you want to have a beer with him as much as you want to read his reviews and analyses. That’s a telltale sign of a successful voice on the page. cleveland.com/ministerofculture.

BEST PLACE TO SEE A PLAY Playhouse Square If Playhouse Square were not in downtown Cleveland — and it almost wasn’t! — our lives would be nastier and more brutish. But thanks to several visionaries back in the 1970s, we are blessed with one of the nation’s finest venues for enjoying Broadway plays and live performances of all kinds. It is

the largest performing arts center outside of New York City, with theaters that are comfortable to sit in and glorious to behold. And this jewel is about to gleam even brighter with the gorgeous $5.5 million renovation of the Ohio Theatre. Playhouse Square is truly a national treasure, and it’s all ours. playhousesquare.org.

BEST ACTOR Pat Miller It takes great skill for an actor to transform himself from one person to another. But becoming another species entirely is an even bigger challenge, and that’s what Pat Miller accomplished in last year’s production of Bat Boy at Blank Canvas Theatre. From the opening moment, when he was suspended upside-down from a crossbeam high above the stage, Miller captured the scary yet strangely cuddly character of this hybrid creature named Edgar. By the end of the evening, the audience was clearly ready to invite Edgar to, um, hang out any time. trickmiller.com.

BEST DIRECTOR Scott Spence As the artistic director of Beck Center for nearly three decades, Scott Spence has continually offered top quality theatrical work while balancing creative risk-taking with responsible stewardship of the programming. That’s important, since we’ve seen several other theater companies go belly-up for economic reasons. But when Spence takes risks, as he did with his massive, rousing, deliriously deafening production of American Idiot last year, the dividends for our region are enormous. And he often schedules smaller, offbeat shows into the Beck Studio Theater, providing theater lovers a taste of stage fare that’s different and intriguing. beckcenter.org.

BEST DANCE TROUPE Verb Ballets Even those outside the dance community should be able to appreciate stunning choreography, and Verb Ballets delivers that on the reg at various venues across Cleveland. We’ve looked forward to

the troupe’s Arts in August performances in the past, and we’re excited once again to ﬁnd Verb Ballets keeping us on our toes throughout the year ahead. “Our vision is to be a nationally recognized leader in performing dance works of the highest caliber,” the organization states. We’d say they’re achieving that constantly. verbballets.org.

BEST HIP HOP AR TIST/GRO UP MGK Better known as Machine Gun Kelly, rapper and actor Richard Colson Baker just might be the most popular act to come out of Cleveland in the past decade. Last year, he dropped General Admission, the long-delayed followup to 2012’s Lace Up. He played a few special local CD release shows when the album came out and spent the end of last year playing shows throughout Europe. The album did well in its first week; it debuted at No. 4 on the Billboard 200, reportedly selling some 50,000 copies in the first week of release. MGK finished the year with two sold-out House of Blues shows. machinegunkelly.com.

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BEST PHOTOGRAP HER Jason Crocker Everyone’s a photographer these days, thanks to smart phones and app ﬁlters. But even among the pros, having a camera and some equipment does not make you good. When you’re getting married, or engaged, or just want some ﬁne photos you can frame and adore forever, you want a legit pro, but also someone with an artistic eye. There are options — endless options, as many of you who have searched for a photog know — but for our money, the best around is Jason Crocker. Check out his portfolio for yourself to see the stunning pics capturing an array of special moments as well as gorgeous landscapes from his many, many travels around the globe. jasonthomascrocker.com.

BEST ARTIST Dana Depew Since closing his legendary Tremont gallery, Asterisk, in 2010, Cleveland’s renaissance man Dana Depew has only deepened his impact on the local community. With an increased focus on his own work, Depew has become one of the most proliﬁc artists in the region today. His diverse portfolio

includes virtually every medium and material imaginable — often “upcycling” obsolete commercial materials. Depew is a recent recipient of a 2016 Creative Workforce Fellowship. His work can be seen all over town, including permanently at 78th Street Studios and various Melt Bar & Grilled locations. Still a curator at heart, Depew organized a pop-up group exhibition as part of last summer’s FireFish Festival in downtown Lorain. danadepew.com.

BEST PAINTER Frank Oriti For the second consecutive year, you voted the talented Frank Oriti as “Best Painter.” Oriti’s unique, photorealistic portraits of friends and family have earned him well deserved acclaim from both near and far. A graduate of both Ohio University (MFA, 2008) and Bowling Green (BFA, 2006), Oriti developed his work ethic in local steel mills. A recipient of the Cleveland Arts Prize Emerging Artist Award and Ohio Arts Council Excellence Award, his work has been featured in the New York Times. Last year, he made front page headlines in London after his painting, “Clarity,” was almost stolen from the prestigious BP Portrait | clevescene.com | April 27 - May 3, 2016

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Arts & Entertainment continued Exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery (details are still vague). You can meet Frank and view his latest work during Third Fridays at his studio on the third ﬂoor of 78th Street Studios, in Suite 301. 1305 West 80th St., Suite 301, frankoritijr.com.

BEST ILLUSTRATOR John G. John G. is a force of nature in the comics underground. He’s known for many things, including branding the visual identity of Melt Bar & Grilled, co-founding the annual independent comics and small print convention Genghis Con, co-creating the comic book Lake Erie Monster with his friend and high-school classmate Jake Kelly (“Best Local Concert Poster Designer”), organizing Scene’s Annual Comics Issue and plenty more. John G. was the subject of Turnstyle Films’ documentary, Draw Hard, which won the Jury Award for Best Ohio Short at this year’s Cleveland International Film Festival. His hard work was rewarded with a 2016 Creative Workforce Fellowship nod. Shinercomics.com.

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BEST LOCAL CONCERT POSTER DESIGNER Jake Kelly Last year, Jake Kelly released Fliers: 2000-2015, a self-published book featuring more than 400 black-andwhite local concert posters. Having produced more than 1,000 fliers since 2000, Kelly has become the most prolific concert poster designer currently working in the region. Kelly began designing fliers for bands in high school, and later for concerts while living at the legendary underground music venue, Speak in Tongues. He began illustrating fliers professionally in 2000 for both the Grog Shop and Beachland Ballroom & Tavern. In addition to concert posters, Kelly has produced large-scale murals for the Grog Shop, Melt Bar & Grilled and Blue Arrow Records, and co-created the indie comic, The Lake Erie Monster, with his friend, high-school classmate, and Scene’s “Best Illustrator,” John G.

BEST ART GALLER Y Transformer Station Built in 1924, the building now known as Transformer Station was originally one of 16 substations built by the Cleveland Railway Company. Noted local architect John Williams oversaw the building’s renovation

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and expansion. A collaborative effort between the Bidwell Foundation and the Cleveland Museum of Art, its programming is shared equally by the museum and founders Fred and Laura Bidwell. Located in Hingetown, Transformer Station serves as the museum’s ﬁrst footprint on the west side. With an emphasis on contemporary photography, Transformer Station has brought fresh artists and groundbreaking work to Northeast Ohio since opening in early 2013. The CMA’s programming continues this spring with Jon Pestoni: Some Years. 1460 West 29th St., 216-938-5429, transformerstation.org.

BEST ARTS EVENT Parade the Circle For more than 25 years, the Cleveland Museum of Art’s Parade the Circle has been a signature event for both the CMA and the community. An early signal of summer, this free, family friendly event combines art, music and culture from around the world. Each year, local artists, schools, community groups and families work with international and national guest artists to create and exhibit brightly colored costumes, handmade masks, giant puppets, stilt dancers and more. While

the parade takes place around Wade Oval, the interior ﬁeld transforms into Circle Village, with interactive activities, food, entertainment and giveaways. This year’s Parade the Circle begins at noon on Saturday, June 11, rain or shine. clevelandart.org.

BEST COMEDY VE NUE SERI ES Accidental Comedy Club Cleveland’s comedy world has been building momentum for years. But nothing’s quite captured attention like the Accidental Comedy Club, our lovely city’s independent comedy operation. A rotating show of standup talent organized by Ramon Rivas and a few others is basically guerilla comedy, ending up in new weird locations as well as holding down some regular gigs. Have a comedy show on the roof of the Cleveland Hostel? Sure. How about one at a former Slovenian hall? Fuck yes. A high point was a recent gig featuring nationally known comic Hannibal Buress. But each evening is an impressive showcase of Cleveland’s brightest joke slingers, and Accidental’s annual comedy festival — Accidental Comedy Fest, which is bringing in big names from around

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the country — is yet another reason why it’s the soul and core of the Cleveland comedy scene. accidentalcomedy.com.

BEST LOCAL MALE COMEDIAN Mike Polk It’s hard to ﬁnd a Cleveland funny man with the same perfect balance of joke chops and Rust Belt soul as Mike Polk. Few have left such serious marks on the scene. Polk’s own slacker genius, however, might be his ability to constantly reinvent himself. There’s Polk, the standup. Polk, the viral video auteur. Polk, the coffee table book author. And, in probably his most WTF, out-of-left-ﬁeld incarnation, Mike Polk, the Plain Dealer columnist. Coming soon: Polk, the molecular biologist; Polk, the Gold Medal water polo champion; and Polk, the nude beach reviewer. (We’re actually hiring for this position at Scene, Mike. Send us your resume.)

that was broadcast on the BBC. Here in Cleveland, Apollo’s Fire regularly hosts its subscription series, which has drawn national attention for its creative programming. apollosﬁre.org.

BEST LOCAL RECORDING STUDIO Jim Stewart Recording Lauded for both his skills and his ﬂexibility, Jim Stewart is the guy behind many of your favorite local albums. He tells Scene that he really came into his own with Ohio Sky’s Curses, and his recent work with Welshly Arms and Ray Flanagan and the Authorities showcases how he’s put those talents to great use. Stewart’s a listener, so he both works with bands’ visions and helps accent the particular sounds that artists are after. All-business with a ﬁne sense of humor and wit, Stewart is the sort of guy that the Cleveland music scene both needs and deserves. jimstewartrecording.com.

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Mary Santora, part of the Accidental Comedy Club group (in fact, the “First Lady” of the group, as Accidental’s site proclaims), has opened for a variety of traveling comics, and performed at gigs across the country; but, thankfully for us, she calls Northeast Ohio home. There are only so many bad sex jokes from so many male comedians that you can take, which is just one of the reasons why Santora is a breath of fresh air. (So many dudes out there doing comedy in Cleveland. So few women.) She’s witty as fuck and when we caught a recent Accidental pop-up show at the Nash, Santora owned the room during her set and was the night’s standout — no small feat on a bill of a half dozen comics with a crowd of nearly 100. @mary_santora.

BEST CLASSICAL MUSIC/GROUP/PROJECT Apollo’s Fire Founded in 1992 by award-winning harpsichordist and conductor Jeannette Sorrell, Apollo’s Fire, which was named after the god of music and the sun, has gotten international acclaim. London’s Independent called the group “one of the pre-eminent period-instrument ensembles” after it made its London debut in 2010 in a sold-out concert at Wigmore Hall

BEST FILM MAKER TurnStyle Films For the third consecutive year, TurnStyle Films takes home top honors for film production. Voters must be wise to the high-quality material this local outfit has been churning out since they formed in 2010 at the 48 Hour Film Fest. Documentaries? Music vids? Short films? They’ve produced some of the slickest cinematic material in the region and have seen the fruits of their labors recognized at domestic and international film fests. The future’s bright for this crew. And so is the present. turnstylefilms.com.

BEST LOCAL ALBUM The Modern Electric, Original Motion Picture Soundtrack Local indie rockers the Modern Electric spent three weeks in Austin in 2014, recording their latest album, Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, with producer Mike McCarthy (Spoon). They found the producer’s name on the back of a Spoon record and sent him the song “All We Have is Now,” a brisk pop track with ﬂuttering vocals and piano ﬂourishes. To their surprise, he was into it and invited them to his studio. While the band’s debut was a little more acoustic guitar-based, Original Motion Picture Soundtrack has a fuller sound with piano taking center stage. themodernelectric.com.

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SELFIES AT THE CLOWN MOTEL by Chris Johnston | Directed by Clyde Simon. Clowns can be funny, sad and sometimes scary – and in this world-premiere production, by Cleveland playwright Chris Johnston, they can be very human, too. Aug 26 - Sept 17

LIKE I SAY by Len Jenkin | Directed by Tyson Douglas Rand. A comic whirlwind of a play with stories within stories, weird puppet shows, an Alpine zombie resort, and much more. A truly wild ride. Ohio premiere. Oct 14 - Nov 5

THE KNIFE IS MONEY, THE FORK IS LOVE by Jonathan Wilhelm | Directed by Geoffrey Hoffman. A meta-theatrical mystery comedy unfolds in this absurdist world-premiere production by Cleveland playwright Jonathan Wilhelm. Dec 7 - 17

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BEST BEACH Edgewater Park Is there any contest? Clevelandâ€™s ďŹ‚agship beach is once again its best, morphing into the premier summertime destination with the addition of popular programming and â€” go ďŹ gure â€” clean sand. Thanks to the Metroparksâ€™ crew, this stretch of local waterfront has returned to its previous splendor. Edgewater Live has already become one of Clevelandâ€™s most popular weekly events during the summer. With a brand new beach house in the works, Edgewater will only become more of an essential local landmark.

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BEST DOG PARK Lakewood Dog Park You can take your dog to any old park and Fido will be pretty happy. But the allure of a dog park is twofold: First, your pup gets pup friends. Second, you get to talk to other people about dogs, which is probably your favorite hobby. Whether youâ€™re apologizing for your pupâ€™s general lack of obedience or chatting up that single with the cute four-legged pal, itâ€™s all about interaction for you and your poor dog, who, letâ€™s be honest, sits around the house most days waiting for you to do something cool with him. The Lakewood Dog Park in the Rocky River Reservation is the place to go, with ample room for your dog to romp around and plenty of other owners to keep you company. 1699 Valley Pkwy., Lakewood, lakewooddogpark.com.

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BEST BILLIARDS River City Billiards Like a throwback to the days of yore, River City in Fairview Park offers the regionâ€™s sharks a ďŹ ne place to play each night. Rack â€˜em up and shoot â€˜em, everybody; you can stop in for a game or two and end up playing â€˜til close. Itâ€™s addicting. These guys are Lâ€™Albatros old school in the best sense of the word, because this is a no-frills, laid-

BEST SPORTING GOODS STORE Geigerâ€™s We broke the happy news in 2015 that Geigerâ€™s, the Lakewood-based clothing and sporting goods store, had plans to open a downtown location on Euclid Avenue, directly east of Heinenâ€™s. Equally as exciting, the Geigers also sought to preserve some of the unique characteristics of the historic Ivory Building in their store design. The store, which opened last May, now brings an array of outdoor gear, ranging from clothes to shoes, to Clevelandâ€™s urban adventurers. You can ďŹ nd high-end Patagonia backpacks and clothes that most sporting goods donâ€™t carry. 1020 Euclid Ave., 216-755-4500, shopgeigers.com.

BEST INDOOR SOCCER VENUE Force Sports Thereâ€™s no better exercise or intramural sport than soccer. Scoff if you will, but while everyone else is playing softball with a beer in their hand or wolďŹ ng down pizza before a volleyball match, the best action is going down on the pitch. Channel your inner Kai Haaskivi at one of a couple local Force Sports complexes. Whether youâ€™re looking for a casual intramural squad or an all-menâ€™s league, Force offers sessions throughout the year. Various locations, force-sports.com.

BEST BOWLING ALLEY The Corner Alley Itâ€™s a bowling alley and oh-so-much more. But the big draw here is the bowling part of the equation: 16 lanes, electronic scoring, great locations. The Corner Alley landed with a strike on East Fourth and has expanded with a second location in the Uptown District. Thereâ€™s good reason for that. It boasts great bars, top-notch bar food, endless TVs on which to watch our fearless local teams battle, arcade games and more. In other words, itâ€™s the perfect place to lace up a pair of glorious bowling shoes and while away an afternoon with great grub and entertainment while ďŹ guring out exactly how to nail that 7-10 split. Multiple locations, thecorneralley.com.

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on the links here. Everyone seems in ﬁne spirits at this place always, so you know that you’ll have a comfortable day outside with your pals — new or old — while you duff your way into and out of the forested perimeter. Enjoy the glorious ascent to the 18th green, and know that you’re likely to return to the starter for another game right away. 4811 Valley Pkwy., Fairview Park, 440-331-1070, clevelandmetroparks.com.

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Lace up the boots, grab some trail mix and hit one of the many Cleveland Metroparks hiking trails, on both the east and west sides. With hundreds of miles of trails and more than 23,000 acres of land (and growing!), there’s something new to experience every weekend. North Chagrin, Mill Stream Run, Big Creek! With varying levels of difﬁculty and amazing views at every turn, what are you doing still reading this?

The 2016 Rite Aid Marathon has categories for folks at just about every ﬁtness level, and with thousands coming out to watch the race, it’s as much about the city and our support of each other as it is about the runners themselves. This year’s marathon will be held May 15 in downtown Cleveland, and registration is still open. (The 5K and other events are held on May 14.) Run in the full, half, 10K, 5K or Kids’ Run, or simply come out and watch the festivities. This year marks the 39th

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BEST GOLF COURSE Big Met Any Northeast Ohio duffer worth his stroke — or not — has played Big Met. It’s not a rite of passage, per se, but it’s essentially the standard bearer for our region’s spectrum of playing levels. Whether you rock a two-handicap or you’re not even sure what a “putter” is, you’ll ﬁnd good company

For some residents of Northeast Ohio, the arrival of winter is time to hunker down and dial up the Netﬂix and blankets. For others (and that category should include you), it’s reason to get the hell outside and enjoy the weather on the slopes. We all can’t jet off to Aspen, but we can make the short trip to Brandywine, which boasts 11 trails over 48 acres with hills for every skill level. Rent equipment if you don’t have it, enjoy the college ID night specials, go tubing and enjoy the powder on the weekends or under the lights. 1146 West Highland Rd., Sagamore Hills, 330-657-2334, bmbw.com.

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Sports & Recreation continued BEST BIKE ROUTE Towpath Trail There was a time in the not so distant past when the only reason to go down to the Flats was to drop a body or get blasted at a bar. Now the Flats is the end point for one of Northeast Ohio’s best bike paths. From Cleveland, the historic Towpath Trail stretches more than 100 miles to the south, following the canal system that once wound from Lake Erie to New Philadelphia. Yes, there are still a few unﬁnished stretches, including the part through Tremont connecting the Steelyard to Scranton. Still, few regions boast such a dang cool amenity, and with any luck, the ﬁnal pieces in the puzzle will come together soon. More than 2 million visitors enjoy the Towpath in some form or another every year. You should probably join their ranks. ohioanderiecanalways.com.

BEST ARENA/STADIUM TO WATCH A GAME Progressive Field Progressive Field enhances the fan experience every single year, so

it’s no surprise to us that Cleveland voters overwhelmingly handed it this award. With the addition of Momocho, Fat Head’s brewery and other local eats to an already impressive roster of unique food options, going to Progressive Field is like dining out in one of Cleveland’s hottest neighborhoods. The right ﬁeld District tickets (which come with a beer) are only $13 and make for an incredible evening out. And with the summer sun just around the corner, there’s no better way to spend an afternoon or evening than cheering on the Tribe in one of the nation’s most cherished ballparks. 2401 Ontario St., 216-420-4487, indians.com.

BEST PUBLIC POOL Beachwood Family Aquatic Center The sun’s out, the temps are tipping toward the triple digits, and you can’t stand to be in your apartment one more minute. Where to? A pool, of course. But which one? Make the drive out to Beachwood’s outdoor pool and aquatics center. Trust us, and trust those who have piled the votes for this spot as high as highest diving

board. Residents can snag an individual season pass for just $50; non-residents can dip in for a day for just $10. They got slides, they got areas for the kiddos, they got comfortable lounge chairs, and they got a big, glorious pool in which to escape the rays. 25125 Fairmount Blvd., Beachwood, 216-292-1973, beachwoodohio.com.

BEST DARTS Flying Monkey Cleveland has a long and storied history when it comes to darts. The Harbor Inn in the Flats helped usher the bar sport into popularity in the 1970s; and there was a time you couldn’t call yourself a Cleveland bar if you didn’t offer darts along with shots and beers. Those days are gone, sadly, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still ﬁnd a dynamite spot. Head to the Flying Monkey, roundly voted the best in the city by your fellow readers. This Tremont joint has you covered for just about anything — trivia, karaoke, patio, good swill — and that includes a cozy darts corner where you can casually (or not so casually) toss a few back while tossing a few at the board. 819 Jefferson Ave., 216-861-6659, ﬂyingmonkeypub.com.

BEST SKATE PARK Lakewood Skate Park With 9,500 square feet of solid concrete all to themselves, skaters don’t need to worry about getting in anyone’s way at Lakewood Skate Park. The idea for the skate park was nearly 30 years in the making, after area skaters kept ﬁnding themselves in trouble with Lakewood police and looking for a place to call their own. Today’s Lakewood Skate Park comes with obstacles designed for all ages and skill levels, and bleachers if you’d rather just watch. The skate park shares the same hours as Lakewood Park, from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. each day, weather permitting. Belle Avenue and Lake Avenue, 216-272-8603, lkwdskaters.org.

BEST GYM Tremont Athletic Club There are endless gyms sprouting in defunct strip malls throughout the area, advertising their $10 monthly specials. Nick White had something different in mind for the Tremont Athletic Club, which calls the Fairmount Creamery building home. It’ll cost you a little more, but it’s worth it.

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BEST BATTING CAGES Swings-N-Things There are a million reasons to go to the batting cages. Kid’s gotta practice for that CYO team. You have to warm up for the Saturday beer league. You’ve got lots of stress to take out on some silly little balls. You’re bored. All good reasons, and all good reasons to head to Swings-N-Things. From 40 mph to 80 mph, for softball and baseball, they’ve got you covered. You can even get an all-day batting cage pass for just $8.99. That’s a steal, and you’ll be ready to play centerﬁeld for the Indians in no time. 8501 Stearns Rd., Olmsted Falls, 440-235-4420, swings-n-things.com.

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From the equipment to the staff to the amenities of the building and the surrounding neighborhood, there’s every reason to hit the gym, even when, let’s be honest, you’d rather do anything but. It’s not too late to carry through with that New Year’s resolution and get ready for the beach. TAC can help you hit those goals whether you’re in search of a personal trainer or just a welcoming spot to begin the journey on your own.

BEST YOGA STUDIO BEST YOGA INSTRUCTOR Cleveland Yoga/ Amy Schneider Cleveland Yoga is an ofﬁcial Baptiste Yoga afﬁliate studio with more than 100 weekly classes for all ages at two Cleveland-area locations. Never taken a class before? There are courses catering to beginners; and if you’re a little more seasoned, there are classes for you too. The organization was a clear winner with voters, and they singled out Amy Schneider as the instructor to follow. She began teaching in 2007 after 200-plus hours of training. Schneider and the rest of the team bring world-class instruction to the community and create an atmosphere of positivity that will keep you coming back. Namaste.

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BEST REASON TO BELIEVE IN THE BROWNS Hue Jackson Everyone talks about the Browns’ horrible track record at quarterback since 1999 — that famous jersey with all their names basically sums up the problem — but the team’s also suf-

to develop quarterbacks, and the gravitas that has been so lacking on the sidelines for years. It’s not going to be a quick turnaround — wait until next year, folks — but Hue Gotta Believe that the turnaround will actually happen this time.

fered through just about as many head coaches during that span. Remember Chud? Oh, lord. How about Mangini? This season, hopefully, the powers that be got it right. Hue Jackson arrives from the Bengals with a long track record of success, a purported ability

SAVE THE DATE… PROJECT NUNWAY IS COMING TO TOWN

Saturday, August 6, 2016 This Avant Garde fashion show is a first of its kind for Cleveland. Bringing together top local fashion designers to celebrate Cleveland’s rich Rock lNl Roll history. Emceed by the legendary Sister Roma and our panel of international judges, adult film director Chi Chi LaRue, from RuPaul’s Drag Race Mrs. Kasha Davis and Darienne Lake, and the first lady of drag Aggy Dune. Project Nunway benefits Dare2Care, a non-profit organization working to stop LGBTQ bullying in high schools by helping students engage in conversations about identity and celebrating their differences. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence mission focuses on HIV/AIDS awareness and promoting good health. Together, both charities are working to develop LGBTQ advocates and community leaders.

presented by Lago East Bank of the Flats TICKETS ON SALE NOW, SCAN HERE AND SAVE YOUR VIP SEAT NOW! 7:30 PM – 8:30 PM VIP Reception with DJ Robin Harris 8:30 PM – 10:00 PM Fashion Show with DJ Zoë 10:00 PM – 12:00 AM After Party with DJ Chi Chi LaRue LAGO is located at 1091 W 10th Street, Cleveland, OH 44113

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the kickoff of the chapter program, Echoes; the chapter will serve as a local hub where members can plan “thoughtprovoking, charitable promises to improve themselves and their communities.” Black and white cocktail attire is required. Tickets, which start at $100, include hors d’oeuvres, live entertainment and three drinks. Learn more at becauseisaidiwould.com. (Niesel) 308 Euclid Ave., 216-523-2583, houseofblues.com.

Tarek Abdallah & Adel Shams El Din Originally from Alexandria, Egypt, musicians Tarek Abdallah and Adel Shams El Din have lived in France for many years. However, they did not meet until the spring of 2013 when they began performing together. Fluent in the language of Egyptian classical tradition, the duo evokes the history of the music while extending it with “spirited and contemporary-inspired compositions.” The two perform tonight at 7:30 at the Cleveland Museum of Art. Tickets are $33 to $45, $30 to $40 for CMA members. (Jeff Niesel) 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org. FAMILY FUN

Cirque du Soleil Broadway theatrics, circus acrobatics and a vague storyline laced with deep philosophical meaning. That’s right, Cirque du Soleil is coming back to Cleveland, this time to perform Ovo, a show that premiered in Montreal in 2009. The storyline involves an egg (“ovo” meaning “egg” in Portuguese), and the love story between a “gawky, quirky” insect and the “fabulous” ladybug that strikes his fancy, according to the production’s press release. Needless to say, this isn’t a typical love story. There are, however, the typical Cirque du Soleil theatrics, including 50 performers from 12 countries. They will be swinging from the CSU Wolstein Center’s ceiling tonight at 7:30. Performances continue through May 1. Tickets start at $39. (Brandon Koziol) 2000 Prospect Ave., 216-687-9292, wolsteincenter.com. SPOKEN WORD

Cleveland Stories Dinner Party The Music Box Supper Club plays host tonight to Cleveland Stories Dinner Party, a weekly series that pairs ﬁne food with storytelling. The series aims to help raise awareness of the mission of the Western Reserve Historical Society’s new Cleveland History Center by “bring(ing) to life some of the fun, interesting stories about Cleveland’s past — from sports, to rock ’n’ roll, to Millionaire’s Row,” as it’s put in a press release. Each week features a guest speaker and a custom prix ﬁxe menu — a full three course meal for only $20. (The talk is free, with no cover charge.) Dinner is served at 6 p.m., and the storytelling starts at 7:30 p.m.

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Tonight, Pat Conway of Great Lakes Brewing Co. talks about the history of brewing in Cleveland. (Niesel) 1148 Main Ave., 216-242-1250, musicboxcle.com. FILM

Clueless A spoiled Valley Girl type, Cher (Alicia Silverstone) lives in a Beverly Hills mansion and takes to matchmaking out of boredom. That’s the premise of the 1995 cult classic Clueless, which screens today at the Capitol Theatre as part of the Happy Hour Classics series. Since Silverstone is a passionate vegan, the Capitol has partnered with the Daily Press Juicery & Vegan Cafe to supply vegan appetizers. Admission to the ﬁlm includes a complimentary mini-cocktail (or soft drink) and appetizers. The reception starts at 6 p.m. and the ﬁlm shows at 7. Tickets are $8 in advance, $10 at the door. (Niesel) 1390 West 65th St., 216-651-7295, clevelandcinemas.com

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A Hero’s Life Criticized for making himself the hero of Ein Heldenleben (“A Hero’s Life”), composer Richard Strauss nevertheless took pride in the piece, which is featured in a Cleveland Orchestra program that also includes the “Love-Death” music from Wagner’s opera Tristan and Isolde and French

composer Ernest Chausson’s Poem of Love and the Sea. Tonight at 7:30 at Severance Hall, the orchestra performs this program. The concert repeats at 11 a.m. tomorrow (minus the Chausson piece) and at 8 p.m. on Saturday. A preconcert talk takes place an hour before the concerts, in Reinberger Chamber Hall. Tickets start at $29. (Niesel) 11001 Euclid Ave., 216-231-1111, clevelandorchestra.com. FUNDRAISER

A Night of Promise: The ‘Because I Said I Would’ Gala The organizers of Because I Said I Would, a social movement and nonproﬁt dedicated to “the betterment of humanity,” just announced details of their ﬁrst big event in Cleveland. Set for 7 p.m. tonight at House of Blues, A Night of Promise: The “Because I Said I Would” Gala will feature “inspiration, entertainment and celebration.” “You’ve seen and heard the stories on the news, and through social media — now meet the people behind the stories. It is safe to assume this lineup of featured guests will not happen again,” says Alex Sheen, a three-time TED speaker and the organization’s founder, in a press release. Col. Parker Schenecker, a guy who spent 30-plus years with the U.S. Army and Defense Department, will be one of the featured speakers. He’ll share his story about “turning personal tragedy into a promise of hope.” Clevelander Katie Spotz, the youngest person to row solo across the Atlantic Ocean, will also speak. The event also serves to celebrate

The 2016 Earlybird Festival Festival season at Nelson Ledges Quarry Park kicks off this weekend with the Earlybird Music Festival, which takes place today through Sunday. There will be camping, hiking, biking, swimming, cliff diving, basketball and volleyball. Jam bands including Wanyama, Color Wheel, the JiMiller Band, the Bees Trees, Tropidelic, Shrub and Buckethead are slated to perform. Weekend passes are $70 and include music and camping; get them on the website. (Niesel) 12001 State Route 282, Garrettsville, 440-548-2716, nlqp.com. DANCE

Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater Choreographer and dancer Alvin Ailey founded the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater in 1958 in New York. Still drawing fans today, the troupe aims to feature “incomparable dancers as they bring you the pulse-racing thrill of contemporary favorites and the spirit-lifting joy of classics.” Check the Playhouse Square website for information on which pieces the group will perform each night during their run at the State Theatre; performances are scheduled through Sunday. Tonight’s 8 p.m. performance includes Odetta, Exodus and Revelations; estimated performance time is 2 hours and 15 minutes. Tickets are $10 to $75. (Niesel) 1519 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org. FILM

Dreams Rewired Directed by Manu Luksch, Martin Reinhart and Thomas Tode, the documentary ﬁlm Dreams Rewired puts forth the argument that the “cultural tremors and traumas caused by new technologies are not unique to our time.” For the ﬁlmmakers, | clevescene.com | April 27 - May 3, 2016

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Indie Chic: The Evolution of a Generation Rachel Latina’s paintings can be seen regularly in her studio at Article Gallery on Waterloo Road in Collinwood, as well as at several recent group shows in galleries throughout the city. Recently, Six Shooter Coffee, Waterloo’s new coffee shop, asked Latina to display her work on their walls. Although some of her work has been hanging in the shop for a few weeks now, Latina has created a new body of work to exhibit at Six Shooter. Indie Chic: The Evolution of a Generation explores Latina’s own cultural upbringing through portraits “exposing the evolution of girls growing up in the ’90s and the women they are today; powerful, punchy and strong.” Six Shooter Coffee hosts a reception for Latina tonight from 6 to 11 p.m. Indie Chic remains on view through May 26. Admission is free. (Usmani) 16021 Waterloo Rd., 216-282-4133, sixshootercoffee.com.

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Sebastian Maniscalco The 2014 American Comedy Award nominee for Best Club Comedian, Sebastian Maniscalco has appeared on all the usual late-night talk shows. He’s also a popular guest on such podcasts as WTF with Marc Maron, and hosts his own podcast, The Pete and Sebastian Show. Along with Austen Earl and Greg Garcia, he’s currently writing a pilot for NBC. He performs tonight at 7 at the State Theatre. Tickets are $39.50 to $55. (Niesel) 1519 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org. THEATER

The Theory of Relativity A self-described musical about how we are all pieced together, The Theory of Relativity questions what you might have in common with that guy sitting next to you in the coffee shop or standing behind you in line at the grocery store. Written by Drama Desk Award nominees Neil Bartram and Brian Hill, it provides a look at “how all the unique pieces of our separate lives ﬁt together into one big picture.” Tonight’s performance takes place at 7:30 at the Helen Rosenfeld Lewis Bialosky Lab Theatre, where performances continue through Sunday. Tickets are $25. (Niesel) 1407 Euclid Ave., 216-771-8403, playhousesquare.org.

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Keys for Kids: Achievement Centers for Children Benefit A private, nonprofit organization whose mission is to enable and empower children with disabilities and their families, the Achievement Centers for Children provide comprehensive, high-quality, cost-effective services and programs for children, teens and adults and their families. Tonight from 5 to 7, the Big Bang hosts a benefit with happy hour drink and appetizer specials, barbecue on the patio, a live auction of Browns and Cavs signed memorabilia, as well as player and local celebrity appearances. Table reservation packages are available for purchase, and include a table for four, the first round of drinks and one appetizer. The Big Bang will donate proceeds from table reservations, select drink sales and barbecue sales to the Achievement Centers for Children. Guests will also have the option of donating a “cover charge” at the front door, which Big Bang will match. (Niesel) 1163 Front Ave., 216-417-6222, thebigbangbar.com.

The Chamber 20th Anniversary Party During the 1980s and 1990s, industrial/ goth/alternative dance clubs sprouted up everywhere. Many have since failed and faded. Not the Chamber. The club, inside the Phantasy Niteclub and Theatre complex in Lakewood, has held on. To celebrate its 20th anniversary, it will throw a huge party tonight from 9 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. DJ Cable, the guy who created the club’s concept in 1996 along with owner Michele De Frasia, has organized the event. He’ll also DJ along with Dark Nave (from PKS/Lestat), Heretek (from UV/Shadow Saints) and Larry Szyms. The soundtrack: “a mix of the most popular industrial/goth/ alternative songs that have been played since the club’s inception.” Suggested attire: anything black. Tickets are $5. Doors open at 9 p.m. (Niesel) 11802 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, 216-2287110, lakewoodchamber.weebly.com. MUSIC

Beachland Record Riot Vinyl addicts will undoubtedly be happy to hear that the Beachland Ballroom and Tavern will host Record

GET OUT Riot, an all-vinyl record show, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. today. The event will feature national and local record dealers selling quality vinyl records. Admission to the event is free, but for $10, guests can purchase the early bird special and be admitted to the show at 9 a.m. to get the ﬁrst crack at the shopping opportunities. (Niesel) 15711 Waterloo Rd., 216-383-1124, beachlandballroom.com.

more than $150,000 in donations. The organization’s 16th annual fundraiser takes place today from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the Willoughby Brewing Company. This year’s theme is the 2016 UnDraft Party: “Watch the Browns Draft Wrong, While We Party Right!” Cleveland Browns, Indians and Cavs alumni will be on hand. Additional celebrity athletes include Hanford

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Polaroid Workshop Nikki Follen, instructor at Baldwin Wallace College, will teach a workshop on Polaroid transfers and lifts at the Cleveland Print Room from noon to 3 p.m. today.

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Cinderella The timeless story about a young woman in search of her prince, Cinderalla features “humor, love, and the triumph of the good and kind,” as it’s put in a press release describing the Ballet Theatre of Ohio’s production. Under the artistic direction of Christine Meneer, the troupe performs the fairytale today at 2 and 7 p.m and tomorrow at 2 p.m. at the Akron Civic Theatre. Tickets are $26 to $38. (Niesel) 182 South Main St., Akron, 330-253-2488, akroncivic.com.

A Sound Installation In support of Jan St. Werner’s new album, Felder, musicians, ensembles and composers in eight locations around the world are performing and responding to the album in unconventional ways, including installations, live performances and other interpretations. In Cleveland, Survival Kit at 78th Street Studios hosts sound artist Jeremy Bible. Bible will dismantle, edit and process the Felder album into thousands of unique audio elements presented as an “everevolving 16 channel immersive sound installation.” Bible’s sound installation will run from 5 to 9 p.m., with performances from the Syndicate for the New Arts and Bob Drake to follow. There’s a suggested donation of $8 for the bands. (Usmani) 1305 West 80th Street, Suite 3C, 216-533-4885, survivalkitgallery. com.

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Diners, Drive-Ins and Dames! Edible Burlesque A burlesque performer, model and instructor in the fine art of striptease, Ms. Fever Blister presents tonight’s burlesque show, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dames! Edible Burlesque! It features burlesque performers from around Ohio, including Rena LaMarr & Clementine from Moonstruck Burlesque in Athens and Delhi Marquette from Columbus. Locals Ginger Rockwell, Shrimp Cocktail and Ms. Fever Blister will also be on hand for the festivities. It all starts at 10 at the 5 O’Clock Lounge in Lakewood. Tickets are $10 for general admission, $12 to $15 for reserved seating. (Niesel) 11904 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, 216-521-4906, brownpapertickets.com/ event/2522504. FUNDRAISER

The Karen Foundation for MS 2016 UnDraft Party A nonprofit organization in University Heights, the Karen Foundation for Multiple Sclerosis raises funds to provide respite care for families in Northeast Ohio caring for a loved one suffering from MS. Over the past 15 years, the Karen Foundation has made

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7th Day Sweat The “seventh day” tends to be a day of rest for many folks. But not for the party hearty people who run B-Side Liquor Lounge, the popular dance club below the Grog Shop. Dubbed 7th Day Sweat, their weekly Sunday night soiree features DJ White Rims spinning “today’s hottest dance hits,” so you can “sweat it out” every Sunday. Admission is free but you must be 21 or older. It all starts at 7 p.m. (Niesel) 2785 Euclid Heights Blvd., Cleveland Heights, 216-932-1966, bsideliquorlounge.com. COMEDY

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Dixon and Jimmy Hanlin. Live music kicks off the party and lasts all day. There will also be a grand prize raffle, an epic silent auction, a private craft beer tasting and tour with WBC master brewer, and super awesome caricature artists. Emmett Golden from The Golden Boyz on ESPN Cleveland serves as emcee. Presale tickets are $40. (Niesel)

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Cleveland Improv Jam The Angry Ladies of Improv has hosted the Cleveland Improv Jam for four years now. A few years back, Scene described the show as “fierce, formidable and very funny.” The women have some serious experience too. Katie White-Sonby is an actress who’s performed at Clague Playhouse, Karamu and Kennedy’s Cabaret. Marjorie Preston is an alumna of Something Dada and Rockwell 9 improvisational comedy troupes. Dionne Atchison is a theater artist with Cleveland Public Theatre, | clevescene.com | April 27 - May 3, 2016

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and Brenna “MC” Connor is an actress and improviser. The event begins with a short-form set of improv games, followed by a longform improv set. It begins at 7:30 tonight at Coffee Phix. Arrive at 7 if you want to sign up and perform. Admission is free. (Niesel). 4485 Mayfield Rd., South Euclid, 216-381-5706, coffeephixcafe.com. PATIO FUN

Tropical Sundays A weekly summer celebration, Now That’s Class’s Tropical Sundays features cornhole and basketball in the club’s back parking lot and exclusive Tropical Sunday cocktails including Pimms, Paulito’s Puerto Rican Punch, Mi’Monsters, Cucumber Bloody Marys and Bloody Tooth. The club promises “many more surprises and activities” too. The event starts at 3 today. Admission is free. (Niesel). 11213 Detroit Ave., 216-221-8576, nowthatsclass.net.

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old blues tune penned by Willie Dixon. Prosperity Social Club in Tremont has adopted that slogan, calling its wing night Wing Ding Doodle. The weekly event features specials on Buffalo wings and cold brews. Prosperity will not only serve up substantial, $1 whole wings, but it’ll also offering meatless Monday “wing” baskets for vegans. Discounted drafts and a playlist of vintage-electric blues and soulful R&B curated by local musician Clint Holley will be on tap as well. Wing Ding Doodle takes place every Monday from 6 p.m. to midnight. (Niesel) 1109 Starkweather Ave., 216-937-1938, prosperitysocialclub.com.

impressive botanical garden, which has been praised for expertly illustrating the interdependent relationship between plants, animals and humans. Whatever you decide to explore, you’ll be able to get up close and personal with all your favorite exhibitions since Mondays are usually one of the least crowded days of the week. The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo is open on Mondays from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. This free Monday promotion is not available on holidays and unfortunately excludes access to the RainForest. (Nutile). 3900 Wildlife Way, 216-661-6500, clemetzoo.com.

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The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo Free Admission Day for Local Residents Looking for a fun and free way to start your week? Head on over to the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo, which offers free admission for all residents of Cuyahoga County and Hinckley Township on Mondays. You can explore the zoo’s massive collection, which includes more than 3,000 animals and 600 distinct species, including the largest primate collection in the country. Or check out the zoo’s

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Brews & Prose A monthly event, Brews & Prose brings some of the region’s top authors to Market Garden Brewery on West 25th Street. Tonight’s confab features readings by Plain Dealer journalist Joanna Connors, who has just written a book about her experience with rape and the decision to hunt down the man who did it. Joining her is Naomi Jackson, author of The Star Side of Bird Hill, a book about two sisters

forced to leave their Brooklyn home to live in the Barbados with their grandmother. The event begins at 7 p.m. in the brewery basement. Other than the cost of your beers, it’s free. (Niesel) 1947 West 25th St., 216-621-4000, marketgardenbrewery.com. THEATER

Matilda the Musical Winner of 50 international awards, including four Tony Awards, Matilda the Musical tells the story of an extraordinary girl who dares to take a stand and change her destiny. Based on the Roald Dahl novel, Matilda has been a hit on Broadway and in London’s West End. The Wall Street Journal proclaimed its praises, writing, “The makers of Matilda have done the impossible — triumphantly! It is smart, sweet, zany and stupendous fun.” The show opens tonight at 8 at the State Theatre, where performances continue through May 22. Tickets are $10 to $110. (Niesel) 1519 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org.

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changing hands. As executive chef of all those restaurants at one time or another, Tony Fortner was the man responsible for coming up with the dishes and recipes. So he comes by the items honestly when trotting them out as his own at Southern Cafe, his ﬁrst restaurant. Fortner got his start in the restaurant business back in 1979 when he helped open Earth by April in Cleveland Heights. He has since made appearances at Canterbury Golf Club, Johnny’s Downtown and Chester’s on Noble before landing with Angie’s. If you were to strip away all of the ﬂash — and some of the comfort — from high-concept places like Zanzibar and Stonetown, you’d get Southern Cafe. This 35-seat storefront on Detroit, most recently home to a Saudi Arabian restaurant, is about as informal as a full-service eatery can | clevescene.com | April 27 - May 3, 2016

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watery grits, mac and cheese, and collards. For such a small place, Southern Cafe has a surprisingly expansive menu. Entrees range from a seafood pasta with Cajun spice to a halfpound Salisbury steak dinner. In terms of comfort food, it’s tough to beat the pork chops ($9), flash fried and smothered in rich brown gravy and onions. If you’re hungry, spend the extra four bucks to double the chops, which are pencil-thin. There are sandwiches built around fried catfish, fried perch and fried turkey chops. All are served on thick, buttery Texas toast, which would be fine if the fried fillet was crunchy. The perch ($7) wasn’t, leaving the whole affair pretty one-dimensional in terms of texture. There’s even a breakfast menu, served Tuesday through Saturday until 11 a.m. Items like sausage gravy, biscuits and eggs, omelets, waffles and pancakes all come with a choice of meats and sides. Service here is friendly and efficient, though it’s been known to grind to a halt during really busy times. I’ve got zero problems with the super casual, no-frills operation — it’s

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soul food, after all — but it would be nice if the prices were adjusted to reﬂect that situation. In most instances, the prices match those for identical items at more comfortable, high-rent places like Zanzibar and Stonetown. Then again, without the temptation of booze, diners can keep tabs low enough to make a tasty habit of the place.

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THE SANDYLAND DIARIES Comedian/actress/singer Sandra Bernhard would rather ‘move forward’ than rest on her laurels By Jeff Niesel WHEN THE ELEVATION GROUP, the local agency that books concerts, issued a press release announcing that actress/comedian/singer Sandra Bernhard would bring her new show, Feel the Bernhard, to Cleveland on April 30, it included a statement from Bernhard, a Flint native. “The Midwest is in my blood,” she says in the press release. “The automobile, the rubber meeting the road, the sound of the factories pumping out the American dream.” During a recent phone call from her New York home, she spoke more extensively about growing up in the Rust Belt. “When I grew up there, it was a boomtown,” she says. “The auto The Melvins letits their industry was at peak. My dad freak ﬂ ag ﬂ y. was a doctor, and there were lots of

professional people there. People were making money hand over first. The working class had a decent life. Then, General Motors left, and the town was gutted and left behind as a burned out hellhole. It’s not that people don’t want to work and don’t want their lives to be functioning. But when you have no industry, what are you going to do? [The local government] needs to bring some industry back. They need to contribute to the infrastructure and make it a functioning city again.” Bernhard moved to the Phoenix area and then went to Los Angeles where, thanks to finding steady work at the influential comedy club, the Comedy Store, she became a sensation in the late ’70s. “It was great because it was open to anybody and a free for all,” she

says of her experiences at the club. “It was before the Internet. There were a certain amount of people who were talented and most of them made it. It wasn’t necessarily a great place for women, but I made the most of it. I wanted to do something different. I wanted to entertain. I wanted to sing and tell stories. I didn’t tell jokes per se. It was an opportunity to get up and perform. I took advantage of it and made it work for me.” While critics often credit her with turning comedy into performance art, she doesn’t think of her art in the same manner. “I never saw myself as performance art at all,” she says. “I based it on the entertainment of the ’50s — Shirley MacClaine and Sammy Davis Jr. and Dean Martin. It’s postmodern

entertainment. I take the elements of what those people did and turn it on its ear. I sing sexy, groovy songs. I grew up watching The Carol Burnett Show and Sonny and Cher and the Dean Martin specials. Everyone did it all. They did sketches; they’d have on guests. They’d sing. They would tell funny stories. They’d sing a ballad. That’s what I loved. That’s how Johnny Carson’s show was. It was all over the map. That’s what my show is.” The current show, Feel the Bernhard, evolved out of a regular year-end gig at Joe’s Pub in New York, where Bernhard performs every year between Christmas and New Year’s. “Well, all my shows come from what’s going on in my life and what’s going on in the world,” she says. “Some of it is ﬁctionalized, and some | clevescene.com | April 27 - May 3, 2016

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MUSIC of it is true. I try to weave in stories and items and throwaway items and songs, some of which I’ve co-written and some of which are covers. It’s like a postmodern musical. It’s a little bit stream-of-consciousness and sometimes improvisational. I try to take people on a journey. This show will be a conglomeration of material from the last couple of years. I can’t keep throwing material away if no one has seen it.” Bernhard recently launched her own daily show, Sandyland, on SiriusXM Radio’s new Radio Andy channel; the show gives her a platform for her “strong opinions and unique perspective.” It also features “a wide spectrum of guests from the worlds of entertainment and fashion.” “A lot of [Feel the Bernhard] is based on the radio show I’m doing everyday on Sirius Radio,” she says. “I write a lot of new material every single day because I’m on air ﬁve days a week. It comes from all different places. Sometimes, I go on a roll and it’s totally improvised. That’s kind of what I do. I stay in the moment and if I’m talking about something that inspires me, I’ll go off on a tangent. I follow my impulses.” Feel the Bernhard will also feature her backing band, the Flaming Zircons. And, as its title might suggest, it ﬁnds Bernhard addressing the upcoming presidential election. But she delivers those jokes in “a funny, off-hand way.” “I have a bit of a rant and then I jump off of it,” she says. “I don’t write jokes about people. People have their

[Sanders] doesn’t get the nomination, which he is not going to get, it will be what it is. She’ll win, and she’ll work her ass off. She’s a worker. What does she need this shit for? She was already First Lady, and she tried to implement health care, and they shot her down for that. She’s been senator and secretary of state. Is she imperfect? Yes. We all are. You can’t be in politics as long as she has and not made some missteps.” Bernhard’s resume includes numerous highlights. In 1988, her one-woman show Without You I’m Nothing ran for six months on Broadway and delivered a ﬁlm and Grammy-nominated album. From 1991 to 1996, Bernhard, who is bisexual, starred as Nancy Bartlett, the ﬁrst openly gay character on a network sitcom, on the sitcom Roseanne. Shock jock Howard Stern regularly books her as a guest on his radio program, and she’s recently had roles on the TV shows Two Broke Girls and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. She’s recorded a number of albums that include both music and comedy. Over the years, she’s opened for acts such as Cyndi Lauper, the Pretenders and the Scissor Sisters. “I’m always moving forward,” she says. “You become a good performer, and you get better. It’s night after night after night of going up and maybe bombing and getting over it. That’s the way the life of a performer is if you stay in it long enough and you’re good at what do you, you just get better and better.” As she’s gotten older, Bernhard, 60, says she continues to connect with young audiences. “I just think by nature of what I do, I should be appealing [to young audiences],” she says. “It’s just fun. It’s like talking to a kid. I’m very youthful

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Trump jokes or Hillary jokes. To me, it’s more of an emotional rant. I think that’s what people come to me for. Ultimately, she believes Hillary Clinton represents the best candidate for presidency. “I love everything Bernie has to say, but I don’t think he has the wherewithal to implement it, so I’m deﬁnitely a Hillary supporter,” she says. “She’s been in the trenches and knows what she’s doing. She’s a realist and a pragmatist. We can’t afford to have someone like Sanders. First of all, we’re not going to break up the banks. He’s not going to take down Wall Street. There are too many promises that are impossible to keep. When

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and I’m the same person now as when I started out. I’m kooky and funny and sexy and sad. I’m all over the map, and I think that’s appealing to everybody. Even my friends who are my age or older, they’re the fun smart people in the business. I’m friends with [actresses] Michele Lee and Lanie Kazan. I love them. They’re eternally young and hip and brilliant. I have younger friends too, like [singer] Belinda Carlisle. We are what we are. You start off a certain way and just try to get smarter and smarter.”

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MUSIC JUKE BOX HEROES Foreigner singer Kelly Hansen reflects on the band’s enduring legacy SINGER KELLY HANSEN WASN’T always the singer in Foreigner, the classic rock act with roots that go back to the ‘70s. He joined in 2004, shortly after the departure of singer Lou Gramm, the guy you hear on all the band’s biggest hits. The way he explains it, he just happened to be in the right spot at the right time. Hansen, who sang in hard rock bands and did studio sessions with rock acts throughout the ‘80s, had drifted into the world of artist development and production when he heard that Foreigner founder Mick Jones was looking for a singer. He contacted him, and Jones sent him a tape with the instrumentals from five Foreigner tracks on it. “I had gotten away from what I did best, which was singing,” says Hansen in a recent phone interview from an Austin tour stop. “I was determined to try to change that and I wanted to be more proactive. I had heard about a couple of gigs where I wasn’t even called. I figured I needed to change my approach.” He read about this show that Jones was doing — he says it was unclear if it was a Foreigner show or a solo project. “Unbeknownst to me, he was thinking of starting up Foreigner, which had been in suspended animation after Lou [Gramm] left in 2002,” he says. “There was some back and forth, and it took a lot to get that machine started again. They sent me a CD of five of the big hits.” Jones and Co. liked what they heard and invited him to rehearsals. He agreed, asking to be the first guy to audition. “We jammed for an hour and an half,” he says. “I was very serious and taking it very seriously. I got home at 6 p.m. and they called at 7 and wanted me to get ready for gigs for they had lined up in the next five days. It’s been going ever since.” At a time when few rock bands can fill arenas and outdoor sheds, Foreigner continues to play to some of the biggest crowds of its career. The band’s 2011 tour with Journey broke records in several major markets. “We really enjoy the summer shed kind of vibe,” says Hansen. “Sometimes, it can be super hot,

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Singer Kelly Hansen joined Foreigner in 2004 and has been busy since.

but that’s all part of that summer experience in the U.S. It’s always fun to go out with bands that we’ve known for a long time.” A select run of winter and spring 2012 dates ended on April 14 with a headline appearance before a crowd of 140,000 at the NASCAR Samsung 500 at the Texas Motor Speedway. According to press materials, “No other heritage band makes more NASCAR appearances than Foreigner.” “The NASCAR crowd really is a Foreigner crowd,” says Hansen. “That’s been a great relationship for us. I got to go around the track. One time I was at Atlantis Speedway, and we were doing a photo session. There were no emergency vehicles, and we were using pace cars in the photo shoot. They asked us to take the cars around for a couple of laps. No helmet. No anything. I remember going down the straightaway in a Camaro SS at

full use of everything. He’s a super gracious host. We worked really well together and were part of that record for sold out shows in Detroit. It was very cool. It’s a large number of people on the road together, probably over 100. Every night, it’s just cranking out lots of great tunes. It was really fun.” In 2011, the band released its latest album, Feels Like the First Time, a three-disc set that includes new digital studio recordings of the band’s greatest hits, a DVD of a nationally broadcast PBS TV special, and “Acoustique,” a CD of unplugged renditions of songs from the back catalogue. Unplugged versions of “Waiting for a Girl Like You” and “Feels Like the First Time” and “Cold as Ice” have a folky feel to them while “Juke Box Hero” allows Hansen to show off his vocal chops. “These acoustic versions of the songs started out as rearrangement of ‘Say You Will’ just to do it acoustically

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live,” says Hansen. “When we were promoting Can’t Slow Down, we did some live simulcast in Germany as an acoustic act and got such a great response. It was quite a shock. That evolved into our need to record them. People like to hear the songs in a skeletal way. It really shows the quality of the writing and the arrangements. It’s a real challenge to do it this way.”

The numbers are impressive. Foreigner has nine Top 10 hits (that’s just one less than the Eagles and as many as Fleetwood Mac). YouTube views of Foreigner’s hits have passed the 250 million mark. And when the comedy-drama Orange is the New Black used “I Want To Know What Love Is” as the end title of the June 2015 season ﬁnale, Spotify streams increased by over 400 percent as a result. Foreigner has something special planned for its appearance at Hard Rock Live. Solon’s Note-Oriety Show Choir will perform with the band on the classic hit “I Want To Know What Love Is.” Also, Foreigner will donate $500 to the choir for appearing with the band, and the choir will sell Foreigner CDs at the concert to raise money for Foreigner’s charity partner, the Grammy Foundation, which aims to cultivate “an understanding, appreciation and advancement of the contribution of recorded music to American culture.” Both Foreigner and the Grammy Foundation are intent upon helping to keep music education available to students as part of the core curriculum in high schools throughout North America. The entire proceeds of the choir’s CD sales from this show will be donated. “We often either hold a contest or send out an invite to have a high school choir come and sing with us,” says Hansen, a proud product of the L.A. public school system. “It’s really to raise awareness about the lack of funding for school music programs. Whenever budget cuts are discussed, the ﬁrst thing they go to is music and the arts. That’s a shame. It’s important to be exposed to things that come from other cultures around the world. It’s important to be able to use your voice in a public way so you’re not embarrassed or shy. The arts bring us into a place we could never go to on our own. Reading Shakespeare or hearing an aria or listening to a foreign band takes you outside of that bubble of your world and helps you be a more understanding person.”

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Paul Collins Beat: Formerly of the Nerves, the power-pop band that would help launch singersongwriter Peter Case’s career, Paul Collins has seemingly made it his life mission to preserve powerpop. For his current tour with his backing band the Beat (not to be confused with the ska act the English Beat), he has said he’s working “almost exclusively with up and coming talented rock ‘n’ roll bands” that play with a ear for hooks and an old-fashioned sense of showmanship. His 2010 album King of Powerpop still holds up as the stellar songwriting recalls Buddy Holly. One added feature will be a Record Fair/Happy Hour with DJ concept that Collins launched last year. For tonight’s show, My Mind’s Eye Records and Square Records will be on hand to sell vinyl records and DJ the event. (Niesel), 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. Into It. Over It./The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die/The Sidekicks: Evan Thomas Weiss writes and records as Into It. Over It., and he’s made a great name for himself as a master of dynamism and emo-revivalism. His latest album, Standards, dropped in March, and it continues that thread of introspective songwriting. “Open Casket” opens the album, dragging Weiss’ diary-entry lyrics across a lilting guitar melody before buzzing into “Closing Argument” and the rest of this stash of great tunes. “Your Lasting Image” bleeds nicely into “Old Lace & Ivory,” which builds into a feedback mountain that pulls you into the album’s subtle climax. Word is Weiss hid away from the world in a cold Vermont cabin to write this album, crafting a series of songs that come out as lively conversations with himself, and, really, with all of us listeners. (Eric Sandy), 7 p.m., $15 ADV, $18 DOS. Beachland Ballroom. 10 X 3 Hosted by Brent Kirby (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Boss Music Showcase with Status Jackers/Semko/Komrade Jay/ Kandy Helmut: 9 p.m., Free. Beachland Tavern. Davey Suicide/Deadstar Assembly/ The Funeral Portrait: 6 p.m., $10 ADV, $13 DOS. Agora Ballroom. Javon Jackson: 7 p.m., $20. Nighttown.

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Frankie Cosmos/Eskimeaux/ Yowler: Despite her delicate image, twentysomething Frankie Cosmos, AKA Greta Kline, shouldn’t be patronized; she’s got worldly wisdom beyond her years and an equal amount of wit at her tender age. The result of this combination is genuine. She writes heartfelt ballads about navigating the young social sphere; clever, tongue-incheek metaphors propel the songs. On a track called “Sinister” from the band’s new album, Next Thing, Kline sings, “My soul is not like a waterpark/It’s big but surprisingly dark/It’s not as forgivable as you once thought/You’d still be here if it really was.” Next Thing is the band’s second ofﬁcial album, but Kline has released more 40 minialbums online since 2009. Just try wriggling free from earworms like “If I Had a Dog,” “Too Dark” or “Sinister.” (Bethany Kaufman), 9 p.m., $12. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Bane/Grade/Expire/Malfunction/ Above This Fire: 7 p.m., $16 ADV, $18 DOS. Now That’s Class. Vicki Chew/Kate Kooser: 8 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Emo is Back Tour Featuring Best Kept Secret/An Honest Year/Take a Breath/This is All Now/Beneath the Spin Light/Kickbox: 6 p.m., $17. House of Blues. Escape the Fate/Get Scare/American Wolves: 6 p.m., $15 ADV, $17 DOS. The Outpost. Fat White Family/Dilly Dally: 8:30 p.m., $12 ADV, $14 DOS. Grog Shop. Robbie Fulks Band (in the Supper Club): 8 p.m., $12 ADV, $15 DOS. Music Box Supper Club. Chris Hatton’s Musical Circus (in

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the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Jam Night with the Bad Boys of Blues: 9 p.m., Free. Brothers Lounge. Johnnyswim/Jonny P.: 8 p.m., $14$64. Beachland Ballroom. Little Green Cars/John Mark Nelson: 8:30 p.m., $12 ADV, $14 DOS. Beachland Tavern. Lo-Pan/Bridesmaid/Necromaniac Union: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. Nathan Paul: 9 p.m., $5. The Euclid Tavern. Bobby Sanabria Quartet: 8 p.m., $15. Bop Stop. Tri-C JazzFest Day in Akron Featuring Dominick Farinacci Quartet: 7:30 p.m., $20. BLU Jazz+. TV Girl (in the Locker Room): 9 p.m., $8 ADV, $10 DOS. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Chuchito Valdes Quintet Featuring Mitch Frohman: 8 p.m., $25. Nighttown.

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Evil Ways: 9:30 p.m., $5. Brothers Lounge. Glow Featuring Aphiniti/Walker og/DJ Green/Emoney/Eleyel/ Ba$h: 8 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Beachland. Sam Hooper Group: 9 p.m., $5. The Euclid Tavern. John San Juan/Public Squares: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. Dennis Lewin: 10:30 p.m., free. Nighttown. Motown and More with Moss Stanley and Nitebridge (in the Supper Club): 8 p.m., $10. Music Box Supper Club. Nature Boys/Party Plates/Dipshit: 8 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. Thor Platter (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. The Rockin Ravers: 9 p.m., $5. Vosh Club. The Schwartz Brothers: 8:30 p.m., $7. Beachland Ballroom. Michael Stanley and the Resonators: 8:30 p.m., $45-$87.50. The Tangier. Uniﬁed Culture/Jus Mic: 7 p.m., $12 ADV, $15 DOS. Agora Ballroom.

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Amon Amarth/Entombed A.D./ Exmortus: 7 p.m., $27.50. House of Blues. George Foley & Friends: 6 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Foreigner: 7:30 p.m., $55-$85. Hard

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Half Moon Run/Jesse MacCormack: 8:30 p.m., $15 ADV, $17 DOS. Beachland Ballroom. Hoodeech/Stone Roller: 8 p.m., Free. Beachland Tavern. Open Mic Night with Gary Hall: 7 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Shellshag: 9 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. Two-Set Tuesday featuring: Alan Mazur: 7 p.m. Brothers Lounge.

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