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Cobra comments This is not a humorous matter! (“Don’t panic, but there’s a king cobra on the loose in Orlando,” Sept. 2) I have family, including small children and pets, scattered around the Orlando area. Not to even mention all the other thousands of people living in this area. Who is to say how far this deadly snake is going to travel in its fear? Why are licenses given to anyone to have deadly non-native creatures in the U.S.? Don’t we have enough inherent problems to deal with? I’m praying that no human or animal has to endure an incredibly painful death caused by this snake that has no good logical reason to even be in this country!

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8 What’s good?

Things aren’t all smiley at these two DeLand shows of paintings by and of black Americans

9 Live Active Cultures Designer Kyla Swanberg talks about her eyecatching costumes for Heathers: The Musical

31 A week at Will’s Pub

Sherry Roark,

Celebrating a blurry 20 years of Will’s by recording

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for posterity what the bar is like right now

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

food & drink 10 Sunday funday Rowdy or prim, gourmet or homestyle, there’s a boozy brunch out there for everybody

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Earth.

I don’t care about the fact that he is on Discovery Channel or that he has a website. Mike Kennedy shouldn’t be allowed to keep his license. This is the second time he let one get away.

Hope everyone in Orlando is safe.

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I really hope they’re gonna find this dangerous reptile, and they should do something with its owner!

Very irresponsible! I really never understood people who pet snakes ... They are definitely abnormal and irresponsible.

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25 Tip Jar James and Julie Petrakis and Clayton Miller plan to open a brasserie, the DoveCote, downtown, plus more in our weekly food roundup

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The battle for solar heats up

as a coalition of faith and community leaders, wants an amendment that’s more consumer-oriented. Their proposal would make it a right for “consumers to own or lease solar equipment on their property to generate electricity for their own use” and that those who do not do so should not be “required to subsidize the costs of backup power and electric grid access to those who do.” Consumers for Smart Solar says the other group’s amendment is “shady” because it benefits out-of-state solar companies and that it could result in higher costs for non-solar consumers. In a video posted to its website, called “A Tale of Two Amendments,” the group says that “Big Solar Inc.” is trying to profit off the consumer without making solar power more affordable for them.

Should solar power be enshrined in the Constitution at all? Probably not, but advocates say they have no other choice than to push for it this way, and now consumers are left trying to figure out which solar amendment (and which organization) acts in their best interests. Which is what we are supposed to be electing policians to do. But when the politicians don’t act (or even make things worse) ....

“If the political process in Tallahassee was functioning, we could do this through the Legislature,” Stephen Smith, executive director of the Southern Alliance for Clean Energy, told the News Service of Florida recently. “But because of the dysfunction and because of the heavy influence that the utilities have across the street here in the Legislature, the only way to win this is to take it directly to the people.” – Erin Sullivan

Every election season, a funny

thing happens – people come out of the woodwork to initiate the process of getting constitutional amendments on the ballot to address issues the Legislature hasn’t touched. Last year, voters overwhelmingly approved, for instance, a measure to dedicate a certain amount of funding to land and water conservation measures. In previous years, constitutional amendments have been proposed to urge the state Legislature to draw fair districts (passed in 2010, though that battle is still being fought), and to legalize marijuana for medical use (failed in 2012, but we fully expect it to make a comeback).

The argument is that, since the state Legislature isn’t getting the work done, advocates need to take critical causes straight to the people and enshrine them in the state Constitution. It’s a tactic that doesn’t sit well with everyone, since the Constitution isn’t the place for common law making, but the reasoning advocates put forth for pursuing it for everything from legalization of medical marijuana to property tax reform is that the Legislature isn’t doing its job.

This year’s amendment battle is over solar power. Some advocates want to give businesses the power to generate and sell up to 2 megawatts of solar power to adjacent neighboring properties, thereby increasing the financial incentive to install solar power. Instead of increasing incentives for solar power in the state, the Legislature has been killing them – in 2014, the Public Service Commission reduced the state’s energy-efficiency goals program and even ended the state’s solar power rebate program for homeowners.

A group called Floridians for Solar Choice, an initiative of the Southern Alliance for Clean Energy, has been gathering signatures to get a measure to expand solar energy in the state on the ballot as a constitutional amendment.

When the group took its ballot language before the Supreme Court, the state’s largest utility companies teamed up with state Attorney General Pam Bondi to kill the effort before it gets anywhere near a voter.

Bondi has asked the court to keep the measure off the ballot because it’s confusing and could create regulatory problems – which is what she said when she unsuccessfully sued to keep medical marijuana off the ballot, too.

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Power for the people Speaking of solar, one group of local residents has decided not to wait for the state to make it easier or cheaper for homeowners to convert to solar.

According to Mary Dipboye, founder of Central Florida Solar Advocates, the region’s (and perhaps the state’s) first formal solar co-op is now up and running.

The Orlando-Winter Park Solar Co-op, a 24-member organization, began meeting earlier this summer to get together enough people interested in solar power to leverage their buying power to get better prices on solar-panel installation. Last week, the group announced that it selected Tampabased Solar Energy Management through a competitive bidding process to do installations on co-op members’ homes.

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According to the Florida Energy Systems Consortium, more petroleumfired electricity is generated in Florida than in any other state.

D.C. “I had been a fan of solar for many years and happened to buy a house in Winter Park that happened to have a very sunny roof,” she says.

“But I had been pretty frustrated that the state has been so slow in getting the ball rolling for solar in so many ways.

When the PSC agreed with the utility companies that we didn’t have to do any more rebates or solar efficiency, that made me very upset.”

So she asked some fellow congregants from the First Unitarian Church if they’d be interested, and on May 16, they held their first public meeting. She says that “about 50” people showed up for the first meeting, and the effort snowballed.

She says they received very competitive pricing from Solar Energy Management, though she didn’t want to reveal actual numbers. “The average price of solar is $3.50 a watt,” she says. “So if you have a 3,000-watt system, multiply that by $3.50 and that’s the national average. But co-ops

have seen much better pricing. …

We’re not going to put the price on the website that this installer has given us, but it’s good.”

The co-op will sign up new members located within the city limits of Orlando and Winter Park through Oct. 31. If you’re interested in getting in on the deal, visit cfsolaradvocates.org for details – signing up for more information is free, as are quotes for installation, and members will receive technical support from the co-op throughout the process.

Don’t live in Orlando or Winter Park but still want solar? Dipboye says anyone can start their own co-op, and there’s already one in the works for homeowners in Winter Garden and areas south called the West Orange Solar Co-op. An introductory meeting is scheduled for 7 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 15, at the Hickory Hammock Clubhouse, 15900 Black Hickory Drive, Winter Garden. For more information, email westorangesolar@gmail.com. – ES

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PurviS YOuNG, “CrOWD SCENE” (1995), PhOTO BY TAriq GiBrAN ii

JAMES BriTTON GANTT, “ThE MuSiCiANS,” GifT Of ThE ArTiST TO ThOMAS hArT BENTON

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What’s good?

Things aren’t all smiley at these two shows of paintings by and of black Americans

By RichaRd R eep

stroll down Woodland Avenue, an authentic college-town sidewalk, to the museum’s Downtown Galleries to take in Painted Black: The John Surovek Collection, which depicts African-Americans from pre-Civil War America to contemporary society. This timely trio of shows interprets and documents the black experience in America’s colossal story.

Purvis Young was an epic artist, a sort of samurai-poet of Miami’s Overtown neighborhood who died in 2010. He was a street artist whose paintings often incorporated found objects from the street – broken furniture, telephone bills, folders. Young took the sensory disorder of the tropical street and combined it with sophisticated references to Rembrandt, El Greco and other masters. (Public libraries do, after all, benefit our culture.)

Painted Black: the John Surovek collection through Sept. 20 | Museum of Art – DeLand Downtown Galleries, 100 N. Woodland Boulevard, DeLand | 386-734-4371 | moartdeland.org | $5 PurviS Young: art of Street through Oct. 4 | Museum of Art – DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Boulevard, DeLand | 386-734-4371 | moartdeland.org | $5

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his fall, exhibits at the Museum of Art – DeLand are putting black lives front and center. A drive to DeLand is rewarded with two rich exhibits in the Museum’s main facility – Purvis Young: Art of Street, and an ethnographic collection of West African tribal art that has enormous spiritual power – and viewers can then

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Urgent squiggles mark his 1995 “Crowd Scene,” painted on a packing crate panel.

Faces are not detailed, yet the spacing of the figures, their stances and the lighting around them capture a darkly ominous emotional essence. Self-effacing and selftaught, Young mostly disliked publicity.

He stuck with his roots and has gained a reputation, grown since his death, as an art star expressing the emptiness of the inner city, using symbolic angels and demons in his work to oversee the grand urban scene.

African-American subjects are also the focus of the John H. Surovek collection, as seen by mostly white artists across the last two centuries. Predictably, perhaps, the faces start out smiling. The welldressed black man in William Bromley’s 1855 “White Slave” poses jauntily while a white boy shines his shoes (a startling role reversal?). Smiling and singing families in their homes are painted by Lilly Martin Spencer in her 1896 “Blind Faith.” White painters projected Orwellian happiness on the faces of their black subjects in the older parts of this collection, but the forced smile doesn’t last.

The incredible depth of this Florida collector’s art lets the smile fade, with

African-Americans hard at work in the Depression, on through the Civil Rights movement, up to Stephen Scott Young’s “Green Eyes” (1988) … not smiling at all.

A sullen girl, about 11, stands under a blue shutter, her forehead glistening in the sun.

The true self of this girl is recedingly distant. Next to this portrait, Andrew Wyeth’s 1978 “Sarita Daniels, Study for Thin as Vanity” is a portrait in profile of a magnificent woman, equally emotionally distant, her eyes slits, her dignity radiant.

We spoke briefly with George Bolge, director of the Museum of Art, about the choice to include a street artist in their permanent collection. “I personally met Young,” Bolge said, “and immediately started supporting and acquiring his work.

We selected Young’s body of work due to his art’s contribution to the contemporary urban experience.” Bolge is showing these three exhibits just as America is examining a rainbow way forward, retiring visually provocative old flags and the knee-jerk reactions that go with them. We urgently need new images to accompany this exciting transition. This time, the smile should be genuine. arts@orlandoweekly.com

ARTS & CULTURE

The most fun pieces in our production of Heathers that I put together were Veronica’s looks inspired by Rudy Dillon’s costumes in the film: the grayscale patchwork blazer, the blue three-tiered ruffle skirt with crop top and peplum jacket outfit, and her highwaisted black pencil skirt party outfit. And then of course there are the Heathers. Their looks throughout the show were so fun to make and put together. Each of their leather oxford shoes, including Veronica’s, were hand-painted in their individual color palettes. Each of the Heathers, although sharing the same name, have different styles. I wanted to make sure they weren’t just different color versions of the queen bee, Heather Chandler.

The most challenging part of it all was making some of these looks into quick changes to adapt for stage. It practically rained Velcro and snap tape in my studio!

Veronica is onstage for most of the show, so getting her to change outfits was tricky because the show occurs over several days of school. I really had to map it out in the script plot-wise for costumes, because I wanted the audience to get the feeling that this didn’t happen all in one day.

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Kyla Swanberg’s eye-catching costumes for Heathers: The Musical gained plenty of acclaim.

Our interview with one of Orlando’s hottest young designers

PHOTO BY PATTY WOLFE

It’s been a month since Gen Y’s production of Heathers: The Musical graced the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, and while I had some qualms with the script, there was nothing but applause for costumer Kyla Swanberg’s eye-catching creations. Here’s that interview I promised in my review with one of Orlando’s hottest young theatrical designers.

Live Active Cultures: I grew up with Heathers, but you are from a younger generation. Were you familiar with the film before working on the show, and did you still find it relatable?

Kyla Swanberg: I was a fan of the movie before working on the show. I had seen it a few times when I was in high school and loved it for its dark humor. It was relatable to me at the time because of the character Veronica and her desire to be popular in school. Even though the film was ahead of my time, I feel there is something timeless about it that can span over for generations to come. Maybe the fashions of the ’80s

won’t translate to most youth (even though I absolutely love it), but the dark themes would. The theme of troubled youth and teenage suicide is still affecting us today.

This year, unfortunately, someone I worked with overseas committed suicide and it was really hard to digest. When I was asked to do the costume design for this show a couple months later, I felt it would be good for me to work on this project.

What was your research process like?

How many times did you watch the movie in slow motion?

My research process was extensive. I watched a taping of the off-Broadway production of Heathers and watched some of my favorite ’80s films to get ideas of dressing the ensemble students who resemble archetypes for the high school cliques: movies such as Weird Science, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Revenge of the Nerds, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club and of course Michael Lehmann’s Heathers. I watched that film so many times I can’t even tell you the number. Each time I noticed something new, because the film was executed in a Kubrick sort of way (which I loved).

How has having both your parents [Orlando actors Rebecca Fisher and Joe Swanberg] active in theater influenced your career path? Was it always a plus, or did you sometimes want to do something different?

I enjoy the work that I do and I can’t thank my actor parents enough for introducing me to the arts. They didn’t make me choose, but I just fell into it in my own way. Costuming was a thing I started to do in high school working in Olympia’s drama department, but I took it more seriously after I graduated. Each project I work on, I learn more and more about what it takes to be a costume designer. [Noted local costumer] Marcy Singhaus has taught me a lot so far with the things we have worked on together in the past and I can’t thank her enough for that.

What projects are you working on next, and how do you do so many shows and go to school at the same time?

My next project will be costumes for one of my favorite musicals: Bat Boy, the Musical, running Oct. 15-31 at the Abbey. Also, I will be helping Patrick Fatica on clothes for What were some of the most fun/ characters in his stop-motion animation challenging costume pieces to cre- short film Hanna Frightful. I will be midway ate? How did you balance reproducing into my fall semester at UCF around that iconic looks from the movie versus time. I don’t know how I will do all of these adapting them or inventing new ones things, but this is how I operate. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com to fit the needs of the play? orlandoweekly.com

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runch is many things to many people. It can be a sloppy affair, bolted in hopes of forestalling a hangover; it can be a lovely, proper Mother’s Day meal. It can be a chance to fill in the squad on last night’s exploits, or to rehash them if you were all out together.

It’s a low-key way to try a new restaurant, a chance to catch the game with superior munchies, or a way to soak up the gorgeous Florida weather and cap off your weekend in style.

But when it comes down to it, brunch is just breakfast plus lunch – plus booze. What could be better than that?

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dent. The eggs Benny incorporate a fried green tomato for maximum Southernness.

And the hash, far from being fried canned corned beef topped with a fried egg, is a rib-sticking, luscious mess of Irish stoutbraised brisket, crowned with jalapeño aioli and a pair of poached eggs.

On the drinks front, Maxine’s has a staggering beer selection (not always easy to find at brunch) as well as three different sizes of mimosas, made with six different kinds of juice. (Try the pomegranate.)

And then there’s the aptly named Warnin’ in da Mornin’: a spicy bloody mary with a beer float, a bacon swizzle stick and a skewered garnish of smoked shrimp and olives. Eye-opener!

with shrimp and andouille sausage at Dexter’s Thornton Park (808 E. Washington St., 407-648-2777, dexwine. com), the raspberry-and-brie stuffed french toast at the Briarpatch, (252 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-628-8651, thebriarpatchrestaurant.com), and the fan-favorite crab cake-and-avocado eggs Benedict at White Wolf Café (1829 N. Orange Ave., 407-895-9911, whitewolfcafe. com) – classics all.

At Maxine’s on Shine (337 N. Shine will forever be pledged to the giants of Ave., 407-674-6841, maxinesonshine.com), Orlando brunch, well-established and comfort-food faves like biscuits and gravy, welcoming spots that you can count on omelets and eggs Benedict are turned up these places to do you right. Orlandoans to 11. The brie, shrimp and bacon omelet can’t get enough of the cheddar grits may not be kosher, but damn is it deca-

Comfy hangs and old friends you can count on The ideal brunch experience is one in which you’re as comfortable as if you were on your own couch – except that there are people bringing you delicious food and drinks. That’s why our allegiance

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THE PORCH

Places where the game is as important as the menu Let’s just kill the old trope of the football-obsessed guy and his maxi-dressclad girl who simply insists on eating out for every meal, shall we? Women make up more than 45 percent of the NFL’s 150 million-strong American audience.

And speaking anecdotally, we know just as many men Instagramming their plates at the hot boîte of the month as women – if not more. So rather than paint the sports-centric brunch as some kind of compromise between stereotypes, let’s call it what it is: the best of both worlds.

Most restaurants have a TV screen or three these days, but the ones we mention here have a real focus on making sure you see whatever game, match, race or bout you have your heart set on – and they want to keep your tastebuds as happy as possible, too.

The Porch (643 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-571-9101, theporch winterpark.com) switched over from an à la carte brunch menu to all you can eat, and it’s doing well for them – all the usual suspects for $19.95, plus the option to add bottomless mimosas for another $10.

They turn on the sound for big games, but on an average Sunday it’s just on for the first game of the day; after that a DJ takes over. Packers vs. Bears plus a made-toorder omelet? Yes please.

Another local option is Avenue Gastrobar (13 S. Orange Ave., 407-8395039, avenuegastrobar.com). The sleek

and cozy downtown bar has a real commitment to its menu – they even take part in the Downtown Orlando Partnership’s newly launched Downtown Orlando Food Tours – and it shows in game day-ready items like their tomato toast (grilled tomato and smoked cheddar on sourdough toast) and waffle wings (wings fried in cornmeal waffle batter and drizzled with syrup and powdered sugar). In this long, narrow room, mirrored on one side and lined with TVs on the other, it’s pretty much impossible to get a bad seat.

While it’s a big old national chain and we try to focus on local business, there is no denying the appeal of the new game-day menu and the plethora of screens at I-Drive 360’s Yard House (8367 International Drive, 407-351-8220, yardhouse.com) – pork poutine with fried egg and crispy sage; lobster and crab omelet with fontina cheese and lemongrass beurre blanc; and a cocktail menu including a spicy mango caipirinha and a sriracha ginger bloody mary are just a few of the offerings at this upscale sports bar.

Also, Swine & Sons (595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7601, swine andsons.com) has just announced private football viewings – if you’re feeling flush, pull together a group between 10 and 40 and order catering like their breakfast biscuit sandwiches, fried chicken wafflewiches, or go whole hog and order a whole pig, porchetta-style. orlandoweekly.com

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THE HAMMERED LAMB

Boozy brunches for the fun bunch For some people brunch isn’t an appointment they drag themselves out of bed for; it’s a denial that the weekend is going to have to end at all. For these people, the emphasis is on the “boozy” part of the boozy brunch.

Tastes vary, of course. The bottomless mimosa is a brunch classic, and restaurateurs from the ultra upscale to the almost divey know it. Just a few places playing along are the Boheme at the Grand Bohemian, Soco in Thornton Park, Kasa Restaurant and Bar, Avenue Gastrobar, Sideshow on Wall Street Plaza, Santiago’s Bodega and Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar. And then there’s the bloody mary bar, a relatively newer invention but one that’s taken brunch by storm. Especially outstanding bloody mary bars can be found at Marlow’s Tavern, the Porch (Saturday only), Hamilton’s Kitchen in the Alfond Inn, and Teak Neighborhood Grill (take note: Theirs is closed during NFL games).

The bloody mary bar at the Hammered Lamb (1235 N. Orange Ave., 407-704-3200, thehammered lamb.com) is said by some to be the largest in Orlando – and in terms of ingredient choice, that seems true. The Lamb’s brunch menu is pretty basic – bowls, burritos, biscuits and the like; their BLT plus sunny-side-up egg can’t be beat – but they have that bloody mary bar and one of the best patios in town. And it’s dog-friendly, so it’s no wonder it’s packed every weekend with happy people and their pooches taking in the breeze (and a hair of the dog that bit them).

A few places put a twist on those brunch classics – like TR Fire Grill (after extensive testing at a nowclosed Lee Vista location, the permanent Winter Park restaurant opens Sept. 30 at the Ravaudage complex) which serves both a mimosa and a bloody mary sampler alongside brunch plates like lemon ricotta pancakes and “morning meatloaf,” featuring green chile sauce, sunny-side-up eggs and jalapeño hollandaise.

There’s a growing contingent of restaurants going above and beyond the mimosa – the specialty cocktail list, usually found on a higher-end menu, is proof that even gourmands need a hair of the dog some Sunday mornings. At Slate (8323 W. Sand Lake Road, 407-500-7528, slateorlando.com), a tidy little cocktail menu is surprisingly refreshing, especially the Morning Aperitivo: Aperol, lemonade, Bittermen’s Boston Bittahs and bubbles. (The menu is to die for as well, making the drive down to Dr. Phillips more than worth it.) Both the Osprey Tavern, a newer spot blooming in Baldwin Park (4899 New Broad St., 407-960-7700, ospreytavern. com) and Cask & Larder (565 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 321-280-4200, caskandlarder.com) have the Corpse Reviver on their exquisite brunch specialty cocktail lists; a more apt weekend-morning quaff may not exist.

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SEGAFREDO CAFE

Because sometimes you just can’t make up your mind All-you-can-eat brunch buffets run the gamut from high end to low end, but they have in common an embarrassment of riches. When you don’t feel like making decisions or you just want to shake off all limits, you can always queue up at Sideshow, the Porch, Hamilton’s Kitchen, Kasa Restaurant & Bar or the Boheme.

Segafredo Café (1618 N. Mills Ave., 407-930-6568, segafredocafe.com) is probably the newest of the AYCE brunch bunch: Slotted neatly into Mills Park, it’s outgrown its espresso-bar-only reputation to build steam as a chic weekend hang.

The line of shining chafing dishes and trays is replenished regularly with eggs, hash browns, fresh fruit, pastries, quiche – all the usual suspects, plus an omelet station.

There’s also a build-your-own bloody mary bar and unlimited mimosas for $5 (!), but the true star is their rooftop patio.

Once the weather calms down a bit, those umbrella tables are going to be a key spot to catch a brunch breeze.

The name that comes up the most when talking brunch in Orlando, though, is Santiago’s Bodega (802 Virginia Drive, 407-412-6979, santiagosbodega.com).

Brunch at Santiago’s isn’t just a chance to sit down and gorge – it is a spectacle.

With boisterous tables crowding the dimly lit but massive all-you-can-eat buffet (which includes pasta and other comfort food reimagined Santiago’s style, typical fixings like biscuits and gravy and bacon, and elite enticements like leg of lamb, prime rib and giant crab legs), the endless graze is startlingly social. The buzzy noise level adds spice that more reserved brunches lack.

You don’t even have to leave your table if the buffet intimidates you. Servers refill bottomless mimosas or sangria until you beg no more, and they’ll take your order for a custom omelet or, if you’re in the know, for their memorable and stellar French toast, which beckons fans back nearly as much as the party that’s always served on the side at Santiago’s Bodega. orlandoweekly.com

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Chefs turn out their Sunday best For an à la carte chef’s experience, turn to the higher-end restaurants. They play the brunch game too, but this isn’t the place to find a mountain of scrambled eggs and hash browns; they put out plates just as creative and thoughtfully prepared as anything they do after dark.

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chef Greg Richie’s Soco (629 E. Central Blvd., 407-849-1800, socothorntonpark. com), find crispy duck confit potato cakes, Southern-fried quail and waffles, and fresh buttermilk biscuits and gravy with crispy pork belly alongside a lengthy “brunch libations” menu (which includes a bottomless mimosa option).

Scratch (223 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-325-5165, scratchtapas.com)

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serves Sunday brunch including dishes like ham risotto, brioche french toast and kouign-amman mixed in with their usual menu; they also offer “brinner” from 6-10 p.m.

James and Julie Petrakis’ Cask & Larder has been a brunch standout since they began offering it; now their Ravenous Pig (1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-628-2333, theravenouspig.com) also boasts a Saturday brunch service, partially so that chef James can get back into the kitchen. His take on bacon and eggs goes beyond the traditional morning meatand-three: Zippy arugula chimichurri covers a half-inch-thick slab of crisped pork belly, crumbled queso fresco and a hash of Peruvian purple potatoes. The

Croque Madame sandwich is salty-sweet at its brunchy best, a crunchy, sweet, caramelized croissant filled with a wiggly fried egg, ham, melted Gruyere and bèchamel.

Over at Cask & Larder (565 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 321-2804200, caskandlarder.com), the brunch selection is wide and varied – fried green tomato poutine, banana beignets with candied bacon, and a St. Johns catfish po’boy are just a few of the Southern twists the menu has to offer – but the Nashville hot chicken and waffles is the crowd-pleaser. Perfectly crunchy, spicysweet fried chicken over cornbread waffle quarters, served with dill crème fraîche and smoked honey … lord have mercy. orlandoweekly.com

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Feel the sun on your shoulders and the wind in your hair Not all, but many of the brunches we’ve already described happen in restaurants with stellar outdoor settings. (Turns out there’s a lot of overlap when you’re handicapping brunches; for a cheat sheet breaking out the amenities, go to the Food & Drink section at orlandoweekly.com.)

We called out Segafredo’s rooftop, but they also have cool comfy couches and tables on the patio that surrounds two sides of the lounge. Likewise the allyou-can-eat buffet brunch at Santiago’s Bodega; the rooms inside are cool and easy on the eyes, but the brick patio outside is an altogether rowdier affair if you’re in the party mood. And we recommended the Hammered Lamb for their huge bloody mary bar, but we’ll reiterate: Their shady, dog-friendly patio just across 20

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from Lake Ivanhoe has some of the best views and vibes of any in the city.

Other outstanding outside brunches: 310 Lakeside (on the picturesque shore of Lake Eola), Barnie’s Coffeekitchen in Winter Park (chef Camilo Velasco outdoes himself with every plate), Cocina 214 (upscale Texas-style Mexican breakfast on a very shady patio), Hamilton’s Kitchen at the Alfond Inn (a la carte farm-to-table creations from a very skilled kitchen, a build your own mary and mimosa bar and, yep, a sunny patio surrounded by pretty plantings), and last but not least, we can’t forget the ultra-homey neighborhood vibe that permeates the patio at 903 Mills Market (they serve their breakfast menu until 4 p.m. on weekends; beer and wine are available). It’s a perfectly Lazy Sunday.

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SE7EN BITES BAKE SHOP

86 the Booze Not everyone wants a boozy brunch – maybe you’re an abstainer (or your brunch companion is); maybe after last night even a whiff of champagne from another table’s mimosas would make you hurl. Whatever the reason, there’s no need to deny yourself a delicious weekend treat. Here are three spots where all of the decadence is on the plate, and hot coffee is the beverage of choice.

Se7en Bites Bake Shop

207 Primrose Drive, 407-203-0727, facebook.com/se7enbites You may be sacrificing your aorta to save your liver here, but the food is so over-thetop delectable, that hey, at least you’ll die happy. You really can’t go wrong at Se7en Bites (unless you ask for “something light”); chef-owner Trina Gregory-Propst and her team serve savory and sweet with equal attention to detail. How about the 7th Trimester: a buttermilk garlic biscuit stuffed with an over-medium egg and chewy-crisp bacon, tumbled with a load of five-cheese mac and cheese, then topped with a potato chipbacon crumble? Or the Southern biscuit, served with baked egg in ham, pimiento cheese, bacon and cheddar-chive grits? Or Chef Trina’s signature dish: the salted caramel darkchocolate pecan hand pie? Like we said, at least you’ll die happy.

Christo’s Cafe

keke’s Breakfast Café

multiple locations, kekes.com Yes, it’s a chain, but don’t hate – Keke’s serves breakfast every day and they know what they’re doing, so trust the experts. The savory selections are legit – only an evil genius could have come up with the buffalo chicken omelet (sliced chicken breast with Franks Red Hot Sauce, American cheese and ranch dressing – USA!). But it’s on the sweet side of the menu that they outdo themselves, like the banana split waffle (bananas, pineapple, glazed strawberries, chocolate fudge syrup and pecans) or the piña colada stuffed french toast (pineapple, coconut and cream cheese, topped with powdered sugar).

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1815 Edgewater Drive, 407-425-8136, facebook.com/christoscafeorlando Christo’s is classic Orlando. The diner has renovated and expanded slightly, but the unassuming College Park hangout has served hung-over citizens for decades and we hope it will for years to come. They often have weekend brunch specials – like a smoked sausage-and-pepper scramble, banana-walnut pancakes or eggs Florentine with grits – but we almost always go for the Greek omelet: three eggs, sliced gyro meat, feta, tomato and onion. Ask for sour cream on the side and feel the rejuvenating nap begin to take you over even before you slide out of your booth.

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The formidable trio of James and Julie Petrakis and Clayton Miller (he of Thomas Keller’s French Laundry and Michael Mina’s Wit & Wisdom) will be chef-partners at the DoveCote, a modern brasserie to be located on the ground floor of the postmodern eyesore we call the Bank of America building. The Orange Avenue space, which once housed Harvey’s Bistro and, more recently, Terrace 390, will be redesigned in proper brasserie fashion by Drew White of Lot1433, who also designed the Courtesy Bar. Gene Zimmerman, owner of the Courtesy Bar, will head the beverage program as well as collaborate with Cask & Larder head brewer Larry Foor on DoveCote’s craft beer offerings. Opening is slated for late spring 2016.

Chico’s Tequila Bar Address/phone/web:

Dog-friendly? Y

50 E. Central Blvd., 407-422-6299, facebook.com/chicostequilabar

There are three tables outside where you can hang with your dog.

After work or after hours? Both.

All day long, if you’d like, since house margaritas are just $3 all day, every day.

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

All of the above.

from horse racing to tennis to WWE wrestling.

fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer

DJs? Y

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Loud music or background music? Loudish ’90s rock was on during

beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles (more than 15) wide selection on tap (more than 15)

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TVs? Y N

What’s on? Lots of sports – anything

Check all that apply:

Food? Y

Not bad

Bag hooks? Y

Beer/wine or liquor too?

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our visit, but it wasn’t so loud that you couldn’t talk to people around you.

Games? Check all that apply:

pinball

Smoking allowed inside? Y

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Outside drinking? Y

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Essay question: Why should I drink here?

It’s Friday night, and you want to go out. You don’t want to go anywhere pretentious, but you don’t want to slum it, either. You want to drink a beer, maybe do a shot (of tequila, preferably) and you don’t want to be elbow-to-elbow with the fake-ID crowd.

If you’re downtown and find yourself in this situation, try Chico’s. The drink specials are sweet, the bar is spacious and super-casual without being divey, and you can gorge on tacos to your heart’s content until the kitchen closes at 10 p.m.

oPenInGS TR Fire Grill opens Wednesday, Sept. 30, in Winter Park’s Ravaudage complex at the intersection of 17-92 and Lee Road.

The original location on South Semoran Boulevard and Lee Vista Road was used to test the concept; it closed Tuesday, Sept.

8, and all employees will be transferred to the Winter Park locale … Another Noodles & Company opens Tuesday, Sept. 15, on South Orange Avenue … New Moon Juice will open on Edgewater Drive in College Park this fall.

Apart from cold-pressed juices, the bar will offer superfood smoothies, salads, wraps and plant-based desserts … After months of anticipation, Morimoto Asia, part of the Landing at the new Disney Springs, opens Wednesday, Sept. 30. The menu will reflect chef Masaharu Morimoto’s eclectic take on a wide range of Asian flavors.

CloSInGS Hannibal Square’s Mi Tomatina paella bar has closed … Almost a year after opening in the North Quarter, Green Day Café has closed. Their Lee Road location remains open. eVenTS Port and madeira expert Bartholomew Broadbent and Emeril’s chef de cuisine Doug Brasselman will host a five-course wine dinner at Emeril’s Orlando Wednesday, Sept. 16, at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $150 plus tax and gratuity … The Columbia Restaurant in Celebration rolls back its prices Sunday, Sept. 20, to celebrate “1905 Day” (1905 being the year the original Columbia Restaurant opened in Ybor City). That means $2.95 will get you arroz con pollo or beef boliche, and a glass of sangria can be had for just 95 cents.

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Bavaro’s Pizza Napoletana & Pastaria Not your average pizza and pasta joint, this Winter Springs hotspot draws them in for Neapolitan-style pies and housemade, hand-cut tagliatelle and ravioli. The star is the Neapolitan-made brick oven, which churns out perfectly blistered pizzas, be it your basic margherita or the weighted and eggy carciofi con uovo. A stellar Bolognese sauce highlights the tagliatelle, and to end without sampling either the cannoli or tiramisu would be a mistake.

1468 Tuskawilla Road, Winter Springs, 321-422-3600; $$$

Quickly Boba & Snow A fun atmosphere makes Quickly more hangout than quick stop. With dozens of nectarous varieties of boba tea, shaved snow, fruit slushies and milk slushies, in addition to a savory menu (Taiwanesestyle popcorn chicken, summer rolls), it’s got plenty to offer, but it’s owner Kimberly Bui’s macarons that stun. The meringue cookies come in a host of flavors, from pistachio to lavender to caramel; the roselychee ones are unstoppably addictive.

3214 E. Colonial Drive, 407-270-4570; $

Five f(x) No less an authority than Food Network star Alton Brown named this ice cream specialist a “Top Southern Pick,” and you should listen to the man. Flavors that run the gamut from vanilla to avocado to spiced chai are prepared right in front of you, frozen to order with your choice of cow, almond or soy milk. A specialty of the house is taiyaki, sweet fish-shaped waffles that are crispy outside, cream-filled inside.

688 N. Alafaya Trail, 407-930-7181; $

Sammy’s Gelato & Waffles In a simple and tasteful environment, a focused menu of 20-odd gelato flavors is served – “everything but the sugar” is shipped from Italy, then crafted in-house.

Straciatella and caramel cookie gelato are standouts. Skip the waffles, though; they’re of good quality, but not freshly made, so unless you get there right as they griddle a batch, you can end up with a soft, lukewarm, doughy blob. Stick with the milky good stuff. 3050 Alafaya Trail, Oviedo, 407-542-0540; $ n

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OPENING IN orlando

Best of enemies A biopic about the rivalry between William F. Buckley Jr. and Gore Vidal.

Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

90 MinuTes in HeaVen

Cop Car A pair of kids finds an abandoned cop car and takes it out for a joyride, only to find themselves hunted by the local sheriff. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Doctor Who: Dark Water/Death in Heaven in 3D The dramatic two-part finale of Series Eight presented in 3-D. Tuesday, 7:30 p.m.; multiple locations; $18; fathomevents.com.

FilmSlam ’15 A monthly indie film showcase and competition open to Florida filmmakers and students. Sunday, 1 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

The Hive Nerdist presents a new horror film composed entirely of shots shorter than 10 seconds. Monday, 7:30 p.m.; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

How to Change the World Documentary about Greenpeace followed by a Q&A from the London premiere. Wednesday, 7:30 p.m.; multiple locations; $15; fathomevents.com.

Meru Three elite climbers attempt to climb Mount Meru, one of the most coveted prizes in the high stakes game of Himalayan big-wall climbing.

Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Movies out loud: To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, Julie newmar Presented with hilarious commentary

by Addison Taylor and Gidget Galore.

Wednesday, 7 p.m.; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-704-6261; orlandofringe.ticketleap.com.

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: strangers on a Train A free screening of Hitchcock’s classic thriller about the perfect murder.

Thursday, 8 p.m.; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

Saturday Matinee Classics: Bicycle Thieves Vittorio de Sica’s neorealist classic about a man in need of a bicycle to get to work. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Tangerine The story of a sex worker investigating allegations of infidelity by her pimp boyfriend. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Opening this week 90 Minutes in Heaven If you’ve ever wondered if God punishes people who help ruin popular genre franchises, just look what’s happened to Hayden “poor man’s Anakin” Christensen and Kate “nobody’s Lois Lane” Bosworth. They’ve been reduced to providing the “name” talent in the faith-based drama 90 Minutes in Heaven, which has Christensen playing a deceased motorist who gets brought back to life thanks to the prayers of some buttinsky minister. Hmmm … sounds as if the same crew who espouse the philosophy “God wouldn’t let us destroy the Earth, so drill, baby, drill” have turned their attention to the timely issue of texting and driving. But hey, Jesus: If you’re so smart, how come you haven’t noticed that your movie titles sound like teenage makeout games? (PG-13) Cop Car In this indie nailbiter, a couple of prepubes boost a black-andwhite, then find that their underdeveloped driving skills aren’t nearly as much of a threat to their lives as is the sheriff who’s looking for his ride.

And if you think that raining down a hailstorm of retribution upon a couple of 10-year-olds sounds excessive, just know that Elizabeth Hasselbeck considers those kids a hate group. (R) Meru Or, Straight Outta Sundance and Straight Up Da Himalayas.

Audiences at the Mount Redford Festival tossed an award at this doc

about climbers who have to confront their “complicated pasts” and “inner demons” on their way to a previously unreached peak. Hey, if you want me to even climb stairs, you’re gonna have to leave your baggage at base camp. (R) The Perfect Guy A misguided affair with an IT expert (Michael Ealy) leaves a woman (Sanaa Lathan) fearing for her life. Because once they’ve helped you set up a private server in your home, it’s every gal for herself.

(PG-13) The Visit In M. Night Shyamalan’s latest – yes, M. Night Shyamalan has a “latest” – a pair of siblings trapped at Grandma and Grandpa’s place discover that the old buzzards are up to no good. If the Nightster has learned anything in the past decade, he had nothing to do with the flick’s official tagline: “This September, stay in your room.” (PG-13) Wolf Totem The film version of Lu Jiamin’s novel about a Chinese student who learns valuable lessons in survival and social structure while working in Inner Mongolia during the Cultural Revolution. Critical reactions to the book included “fascist” and “didactic”; expect IGN to similarly pillory the movie if the CGI isn’t up to snuff. (PG-13) orlandoweekly.com

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SUNDAY 6:50 p.m. I am the only customer in the bar. I choose to sit outside because the bartender is bored and talkative. The building blocks the sun setting over Lake Highland.

7:52 p.m. THERE IS A DOG IN THE BAR!!

9:17 p.m. Dude in band: “This will be better, cuz this time we actually remember the songs.”

10:21 p.m. Almost drunk enough to believe the Red Fox lights are synced to Golden Pelicans’ “Last Street Fighter.”

11:33 p.m. Couples dance, crowd the stage and loudly clap in a surreal swirl while Control This! plays “Ring of Fire” mariachi style. Ohhhh, I get it. Everyone is drunk.

his girlfriend he is sorry.

10:10 p.m. Someone starts singing “Happy Birthday” and the whole crowd weirdly joins in.

The birthday girl is crying.

10:15 p.m. Eugene Snowden enters and plants a big kiss on my cheek and asks me to visit him next door at Ten Pints of Truth. He has come over to watch the Velvet Teen. “People forget,” he says, “but really, I’m more just a big music fan.”

11:38 p.m. I go next door, where he stops his band to correct the groove. I don’t think people could forget.

THURSDAY

7:14 p.m. There is one other person in the bar. He shouts, “Are ya drinking and reading?”

I laugh politely. The line on the page reads, 8:27 p.m. A girl shyly asks, “What’s in … there?” “I’m having a little difficulty telling the differwhile pointing curiously at the dark brown ence between the whiskey and my fear.” The vat of Rusty Balls. Her nose shrinks on learnbartender hums along to Black Sabbath’s “War ing what it’s called. She asks for the “House Pigs,” then cuts to whistling.

Specialty.” The bartender tells me he makes her 8:48 p.m. PEOPLE ARE YELLING. I leave to a lemon drop as a drink. “It’s really good,” she cover another concert. says, nodding serenely over her straw.

12:20 a.m. Back. A couple on the patio debates 8:51 p.m. Two women giggle past me on the whether the poison gas in Dolla Short’s mural is patio. A dude follows and one says, “Fuck off.” coming from his belly button or his ass.

The other adds, “You dick.”

1:27 a.m. Oh no. I think I might be the loudest 9:14 p.m. Walker texts the bartender to ask if person in the bar? it’s a hardcore show. The bartender asks the 1:42 a.m. The conversation turns to drugs, guy picking up his band beer, who says, “Oh no. regrets and people we miss.

It’s gonna be John Mayer wannabes all night.”

2:16 a.m. The two (arguably) most attractive 9:42 p.m. A flash from the photo booth mopeople in the bar end up making out in the almentarily brightens the room. ley between Will’s and Indies. A dog pulls on a 10:17 p.m. This white guy with dreads asks to leash tied to the girl’s wrist. Time to go home. sniff the Rusty Balls and the bartender twists off the top to comply. The customer says, “Ooo-eee!” like a prize sow. I can’t do this 8:21 p.m. A woman says, “Watch your back anymore. around him. Trust no bitch.”

MONDAY

By Ashley BelAnger wIll’S PUB 20TH annIVerSary 2 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 13 | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $20

PHOTO SCAN COURTESY OF WILL WALKER; ORIGINAL PHOTO BY SHOUN A. HILL FOR ORLANDO SENTINEL

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eople don’t always have it easy.

Sometimes you leave home before you’re ready. Sometimes you can’t reach your goals. Sometimes you see no future. While it may be more constructive to start jogging or something when this is your mental state, sometimes the right kind of place can substitute these strangling inadequacies for loose-fitting diversions.

It’s where you go to let down your guard and disregard the future for now.

When Will’s Pub opened in 1995, they had a snarky mantra: Screw downtown!

Owner Will Walker wanted to have a place where everyone felt welcome. What he created was a dive bar that brewed a tight-knit music community, which then attracted the type of people who can get down in a scene like that. With a mutually beneficial support system in place (bands had a place to play and the bar had a constant clien-

tele), the bar thrived through this mostly uninhibited camaraderie disrupted only by the occasional knucklehead who probably overindulged (in, um, the bad way).

The “history of Will’s Pub” is as blurry as the memories of those who treasure it (go to orlandoweekly.com to see a gallery of memorabilia). It’s been 20 years since it opened, and it’s now in its second location, which officially reopened the bar-venue in November 2008. Any regular worth her weight in draught craft beer will insist the original location (closed in August 2006) was better. Maybe it was. Since we can’t go back in time for a side-by-side comparison, we thought we’d help best by recording what Will’s Pub is like right now.

Stumble along with us through a week at Will’s Pub and drop by this weekend to commemorate the dive’s big anniversary.

Because sticking around for 20 years isn’t easy. Sometimes you get kicked out of your home; your goal to reopen feels impossible and contemplating the future sucks. Right now? Like any time, it’s the best of times and the worrrrst of times:

FRIDAY

TUESDAY 6 p.m. Walker is here, and he is drunk. He sidles up on friends, whom he alternately kisses on the head or hard-pinches. I leave the bar to cover another concert.

10:48 p.m. Back. Walker is still here, now with his arm around the sound guy.

10:53 p.m. Three people liberally take over the dance floor during Soul Shakedown in front of a wall of old Soul Train videos. They have moves.

11:01 p.m. Did Walker leave?

11:49 p.m. Walker is back! And now he is dancing.

WEDNESDAY 9:12 p.m. A couple is playing pool and the guy’s eyes look dead. Sorry life is so contrived, dude!

9:22 p.m. I’m in the back “secret” bathroom with the kicked kegs and the shittiest scrawlings on the wall. I hate the Shakespeare graffiti the very most. (If you need to be told what to Google, maybe find a cliff.)

9:46 p.m. It is so fucking hot. People, please stop touching each other? The pool guy tells

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9:22 p.m. This amazing man with a skull backpatch and Bret Michaels hair is headbanging at the end of the bar.

9:30 p.m. The silence when heavy music stops is almost more crushing than all that impressive racket?

11:54 p.m. It’s a really huggy pit. I lose count of guys with drunk eyes and wet beards.

SATURDAY 8:54 p.m. I am still kind of hung over.

9:05 p.m. The bartender finds an old receipt from a previous tab I never paid. Whoops.

Sorry. Square now?

9:17 p.m. This guy orders three beers and says, “And Travis is buying them.” The bartender says, “Does Travis have a last name?” The guy yells, “Hey Travis! What’s your last name!”

9:37 p.m. Tommy Frenzy’s singing, “Some people, some people are dumb.”

10:35 p.m. The bar is thick with people now.

11:45 p.m. This new Orlando band Field Kit is playing their first show. A friend says to me, “They’re fucking good.” I smile like he’s Princess Leia and say, “I know.”

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Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

ZZ Ward Bluesy songstress ZZ Ward released an EP, Love and War, to tide fans over until her new album comes out next spring.

6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 9, at the Beacham, $20

in sonitus lux We’d say In Sonitus Lux pivots around avant-garde artist Serson Brannen (the Subliminator), but the word “pivot” suggests there’s something steady about this experimental act that intentionally keeps itself in flux to surprise and stun the ear.

9 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 10, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, donations accepted

My hotel year Possibly the most-missed band in Orlando reunites to celebrate Will’s Pub’s 20th anniversary to a sold-out crowd, still spinning their near-perfect debut, The Composition of Ending and Phrasing. Plus: Check out new My Hotel Year spinoff Field Kit. 9 p.m. Friday, Sept. 11, at Will’s Pub, sold out

Hater blockers on With a mature new album and a self-assured approach to stardom, California duo Best Coast proves there’s more to life than just sunshine

Bughead, Junkie rush The Will’s Pub anniversary continues to be the impetus for reunions, and this night features party-worthy reggae-punks Bughead and Junkie Rush. Also: Bonus! Gargamel!

7 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 12, at Will’s Pub, $10

By nick Mcgregor BeST CoaST with lovely Bad Things 8 p.m.

Friday, Sept. 11 | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | sold out

Van halen Normally we try not to send you out of town, but Sunday is your chance to make headlines by throwing a beer at David Lee Roth (if you have time to jaunt to Tampa)!

7:30 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 13, at MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheater, Tampa, $18-$143

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rom the outside, Bethany Cosentino’s life looks pretty perfect. There’s the hopelessly romantic name of her band, Best Coast. Her effortless collaborative relationship with righthand man Bobb Bruno. Their sun-dappled Californiacentric guitar rock. Their meteoric rise to indie success after the release of 2010 album Crazy for You, which Cosentino described as being “about weed and my cat and being lazy a lot.”

Since then, Best Coast’s ever-cresting wave has yet to crash. Promotional pushes from major brands like Urban Outfitters blasted early hits “Boyfriend” and “Our Deal” far and wide, which exponentially increased the band’s fan base. But it also attracted a vocal Internet hate squad who took malicious pride in tearing Cosentino down – via her supposedly retrograde lack of lyrical depth, her hilariously quotable

Post Malone The teen rapper-guitarist had unexpected overnight success with his first song ever, “White Iverson” (the video, as of this writing, has almost 3.5 million views) after an adolescence spent tinkering with beats and learning guitar off YouTube.

8 p.m. Monday, Sept. 14, at Backbooth, $20-$50

Jazz Tuesday If you get bored on Tuesday, you can always opt out and space out to immersive jazz while staring at the back-lit bison that glows behind the band.

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Twitter feed, her funky fashion sense and her choice of famous indie rock romantic partners (see: a tumultuous relationship with Wavves frontman Nathan Williams).

“In the beginning, I didn’t deal very well with any of it,” Cosentino says. “I was so young, and I felt like I was being bullied. I took it very personally – like, ‘Why are all these people ganging up on me and saying hurtful things when they don’t know me?’”

Cosentino says overcoming that selfdoubt wasn’t easy. But now that she’s sneaking up on 30, she says she can roll her eyes and laugh off the digital dirty. “I try to disengage from the haters and trolls,” she says, “and make it as positive as possible – more about the fans who say, ‘You saved me from feeling suicidal,’ or ‘You helped me through my first breakup.’ That’s what I’m paying attention to now.”

Of course, such an evolution took time.

2012 sophomore album The Only Place strained to break out of Best Coast’s reverb-drenched surf-pop comfort zone.

But its polished sound (helmed by superproducer Jon Brion) drained some of

Cosentino and Bruno’s electricity – both from her confident voice and from his assertive instrumentation. The nonstop touring cycle that followed didn’t help; by the time Best Coast self-released a scrappy 2013 EP, Fade Away, critics were legitimately questioning whether the band had true staying power.

And then Cosentino figured out what she really needed: a break. “Artists tour now because that’s how you make money,” she says. “So Bobb and I found it hard to turn down tours: We both have mortgages, we’re both adults, so we wanted to make sure we were financially doing OK. And then I realized that it’s gotta not be about the money, but about my own sanity. So taking time off in 2014 was really nice.”

For the first time in five years, Cosentino cultivated a normal life: cooking at home, exercising regularly, getting her finances in order and spending time with friends.

“It was really important to take a step back, take some time off, and be at home,” she says. “I learned a lot about myself and was able to figure out who I am in comparison to who Best Coast is. The band is obviously a huge reflection of who I am as a very outspoken frontwoman. But I also feel like there are parts of myself that I have to deal with – and parts of myself that I want to keep private. I’m very happy I got some time at home to re-center myself and figure those things out.”

That added depth to California Nights, which was released in May. Although the title continues in the band’s Golden State-loving vein, the Nights part is crucial: Songs like “Jealousy,” “So Unaware” and “Sleep Won’t Ever Come” address darker themes like insomnia and existential terror over the grungiest tunes Best Coast has ever recorded.

Oddly enough, that maturity seems to have made the band even more marketable.

Last month, a Beats by Dre billboard promoting California Nights went up in Times Square, and the Twitter-verse erupted in cries of “Sellout!” when Cosentino posted about it. Unsurprisingly, she shook the criticism right off. “If companies want to help my band get bigger, why wouldn’t I do it?” she muses. “That’s part of my job. I love what I do, so if people ask me to be involved in things to make us more successful, I’m all for it. I’m very real; the person you see on social media and on stage is very much the person that I am.

That’s why I feel like people want to get more involved in a promotional way – they respect me as an individual and think it’s cool that I’m comfortable and confident being myself. To me, that means I’ve come a long way.” music@orlandoweekly.com

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Earth

BY B AO L E - H U U

PHOTO BY JEN CRAY

I talk a lot about focus here. It’s one of the criteria I respect most in not just art, but in all human endeavor. By that metric alone, Earth should probably be in the hall of fame because likely no other band’s mapped the depth and nuance of the riff as creatively and comprehensively as these legendary drone-metal minimalists.

Choosing Orlando again as their only Florida date (Sept. 2, Will’s Pub), the venerated Seattle band returned to a capacity congregation ready to be tranced. Bringing these seekers are Earth’s famously heavy sonic trips, which reflect anything but the typical song arc. They’re barely lyrical and not especially musical. But in experiential terms, it’s pure hypnotic sensation.

Live, they alter perception more convincingly than some drugs I’ve taken. Planetary rotation feels like it tangibly slows once they begin. You start to feel incrementally descending changes – first to your consciousness, then to your physiology. This all sounds like total sweat-lodge babble when I read these words at my desk the next day, but, trust me, it was very real in the moment. Buddhists have their meditations; metalheads have Earth.

Tilling some equally rare soil was opener Holy Sons, the personal project of Grails’ Emil Amos. In a wondrously narcotic set, they struck an intriguing and improbable balance that piles deep sonic heft onto ideas that are otherwise atmospheric and spacious to astonishingly natural result.

Droning and soulful in thick blues abstraction, it was an emotionally transporting headspace that rolled like a boulder in slow-mo.

Buddhists have their meditations; metalheads have Earth.

Although they need a few more practices, local opener Secret Tracers is definitely onto the right idea. Merging psychedelic doom with some garage bite, they’re game to drop a kind of heaviness that no one around here is currently doing. If they can dial it in a little more, they’ll be a force.

THE BEAT

Cursive’s spot in the American indierock canon is a pretty easy case. The Good Life (Sept. 1, the Social) – the lesser of Tim Kasher’s bands – isn’t so much, and it’s not because it’s intrinsically gentler. Even if the sad-sack stuff isn’t your kind of bleeding, the personal emotion is clearly there. The music, however, has seldom matched that urge. While the feelings were complete, the songs were half-cooked and just never quite hit home.

But after an extended writing lull, the Good Life reemerges with surprising new breath on their first new album in eight years (the recently released Everybody’s Coming Down). The first revelation is that it’s an actual rock record, with a brawnier sonic footprint that includes ’90s-style guitars filled with the kind of thickness, groan and left turns that would impress even Pavement. The other is that it’s also their first truly collective effort. Turns

out, the balanced blood is a very welcome transfusion, producing music that’s better built, less insular and just more engaging.

And all of that translated live, where they looked and sounded invigorated. Oh, look, I felt something.

Speaking of change, Omaha-connected opener Big Harp is developing quite a reputation for shapeshifting. In principle, I like their stated creative mission of focusing the band only on where they are, not where they’ve been. The practical results, though, can be disorienting and thwarting. Moreover, artists who change face so impulsively run the risk of seeming forever beta and embryonic.

Since 2011, Big Harp has been crafting woozy alternative twang that started out simmering but has gradually picked up pulse and texture. Now, on their brandnew album Waveless, they’ve taken their hardest, widest turn yet, completely jettisoning their previous foundation and breaking onto a new plane altogether.

Their new fuzzed-out sound is deliriously psychedelic indie rock that would be at home among the more rambunctious rock fringes of the Elephant 6 collective.

More unexpected than the pivot, though, is how cogent of a fit it is for them.

At their Orlando debut, they did the new direction justice by cranking it out with even more jump and vibrance in a Technicolor burst of loopy melodic fun and excellent guitar frenzy. Funny how a bull’seye can resolve everything. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Wednesday, 9

Spamalot

THEATER If you’re the kind of person who likes to put on your best bad British accent and throw one-liners into conversations, or you’re the kind of person who makes eyes roll at parties by reciting lengthy passages from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (or even if you just like that one gimmick where the dudes run all over creation clomping coconut shells together and pretending to ride horses), you’re in for a treat. Orlando Shakes is staging a production of the Tony award-winning musical Spamalot. The show wasn’t produced or written by Monty Python – it was, as they say, “lovingly ripped off”

by Python member Eric Idle – and some members of the group aren’t fans of the musical at all (looking at you, Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones). But large parts of it hew to the absurd story you know and love – expect to encounter killer rabbits, flying cows and the infamous Knights Who Say Ni – and fans just eat the stuff up. When this show was recently staged in Raleigh, North Carolina, it sold out before it even opened, and the theater company that staged it added another weekend before opening night. Expect to find yourself resisting the urge to talk about shrubberies and brave, brave Sir Robin for at least a week after seeing this. – Erin Sullivan

through Oct. 11 | 7:30 p.m. | Orlando Shakespeare Theater, 812 E. Rollins St. | 407-447-1700 | orlandoshakes.org | $30-$60

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Purity Ring MUSIC It took three whole years after Purity Ring’s celebrated debut, Shrines, for their follow-up this year, Another Eternity, but if you were stamping your feet with impatience, that motion soon morphed into uninhibited dance when the album dropped its distinct beats and the duo once again rattled the pop frontier.

As has been well documented, the album marks the end of the pair’s online songwriting collaborations and instead pushed them into the same room to pen gorgeous, intimate songs the listener wants to curl up as close as possible to (see: “Bodyache” and “Begin Again”).

Hear it live and bounce within that mesmerizing pulse – the stage is set to swirl both casual and smart music fans into Purity Ring’s otherworldly, blissful pop orbit. – Ashley Belanger

7:30 p.m. | House of Blues, 1490 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista | 407-934-2583 | hob.com/orlando | $25

MAKER FAIRE PHOTO BY ROBERTO GONZALEZ

The Maker movement has exploded in the public consciousness over the past few years.

Circuit-bending, 3-D printing, steampunk: It’s all tied in to a growing subculture of people who get more joy out of building than consuming.

This marks the second year that the Orlando Maker Faire has been big enough to be “official” and sponsored by Make magazine, the source for project ideas for people who are way less lazy than the rest of us. This sheer number and diversity of exhibitors at this year’s two-day Faire is astounding. You’ll be able to learn how hard candy or beef jerky are made, watch adults race around on souped-up Power Wheels, build a dinosaur puppet, or pick up any number of artworks, crafts or take-home DIY kits. With more than 250 exhibitors – not to mention all the workshops, talks and panels – you may want to spring for the two-day ticket just so you have a chance to see them all. – Thaddeus McCollum

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LITERARY

The Oxytocin Opera by Orlando author Bret Hoveskeland sounds similar to a lot of romance stories we’ve heard: Boy and girl fall in love. Boy struggles with emotional issues as girl struggles with alcoholism. To top it off, girl gets pregnant as their relationship falls apart.

The differences lie in the author’s ability to weave his readers through his verse drama of Billy and Sestina’s trials and tribulations with rich poetry and a narrative that he says imitates a live concert experience. Hoveskeland stages a live reading of The Oxytocin Opera on Saturday at Stardust Video and Coffee. The reading will be accompanied by a live musical performance from Daniel Liguori, who also wrote the arrangements. – Monivette Cordeiro

EVENTS

Ten bucks doesn’t get you much these days, but for that one meager bill, you can slurp down all the macaroni and cheese you can handle at the O-Town MacDown at Osceola Heritage Park.

The event is a competition between 30 different vendors, including Jillycakes (known for their killer savory cupcakes), Pammie’s Sammies, and grilled cheese restaurant Tom & Chee, a newcomer to the Orlando restaurant scene – but a favorite everywhere else in the South. Also on deck: live entertainment, cooking demos, kids play areas (including a macaroni art station, naturally) and (crucial) free parking. Proceeds benefit Give Kids the World Village, so you can balance that carby guilt with knowing you’re doing good for children with life-threatening illnesses. – Holly V. Kapherr

MUSIC Keith Lay is proving to be our area’s most inventive composer. Last year, he put on one of the most interesting public pieces of symphonic art to hit Lake Eola Park with “Distance Music,” a suite that had the audience walk around the lake to experience how notes blasted from brass ensembles and train horns sounded different based on where in the park one’s ear happened to be.

He teams up with Cirque du Soleil music director Benoit Glazer tonight for a piece billed as an inthe-flesh cartoon written for a brass trio and three mimes. Glazer, Juan Berrios and Joey Vascik pull double duty on horns and pantomime in a “brass march in vaudeville style” as composer Lay continues to play with form and presentation. We can’t wait to see what he comes up with next. – TM

7 p.m. | Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road | stardustvideoandcoffee.wordpress.com | free

11 a.m.-4 p.m. | Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee | otownmacdown.org | $10-$15

7 p.m. | Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. | timucua.com | free

SPAMALOT PHOTO BY LANDON ST. GORDON

The Oxytocin Opera

Monday-Tuesday, 14-15

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ART

You may remember an article we ran in June detailing the local performance of a 13-state art project called “13 Flag Funerals,” in which Sarasota artist John Sims organized a burning and/or burial of the Confederate Flag in all 13 of the Confederate states. It ruffled a few feathers, to say the least, but with just a couple of months’ hindsight anyone can see that it was on the leading edge of a nationwide sea change. “13 Flag Funerals” is part of Sims’ 15-year Recoloration Proclamation, an exploration in sculpture, performance, painting, design and sound of the effects of racism on the American psyche, focusing on the Stars and Bars as a symbol of oppression.

Now Sims has been moved to take on the de facto anthem of the Confederacy, “(I Wish I Was in) Dixie.”

Sims says that “to make the point that the AfricanAmerican experience is central to any notion of Southern heritage,” he was “inspired to confront this song subversively via remixing, remapping and crossappropiation.” Monday night he hosts a listening party in the Cornell galleries for The AfroDixieRemixes, a 14-track CD that recasts “Dixie” in what Sims calls “the many genres of black music: Spiritual, Blues, Gospel, Jazz, Funk Calypso, Samba, Soul, R&B, House, Hip Hop.” Tuesday night, Sims takes part in a Q&A about his ongoing body of work in Rollins’ Bush Auditorium. – Jessica Bryce Young

COMEDY

7 p.m. Monday at Cornell Fine Arts Museum, 7 p.m. Tuesday at Bush Auditorium | Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | calendar.activedatax.com/rollins | free

with Fortune Howl and DJ Prom Nite | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10

John Sims at Rollins

Sunday, 13

O-Town MacDown

David Liebe Hart David Liebe Hart is known popularly for his roles on Adult Swim (Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) and in underground music circles as one of the more illustrious outsider artists alongside luminaries like Wesley Willis. The noted eccentric came through back in 2012 with a punk rock band to open for Black Moth Super Rainbow. But this time he returns freshly rebooted with new electronic-minded collaborator Jonah Mociun (Th’Mole) to drop fresh material from his current album, Astronaut, and bring some new bump to his left-field classics. Expect a mind-bending multimedia show blending music and comedy that will include stand-up, his famous puppets, videos and an interactive exercise routine. You know, the usual David Liebe Hart stuff. After the show, fans can have some face time with the man himself and purchase his custom art. – Bao Le-Huu

“When Leaders Stop Listening”

DAVID LIEBE HART

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ConCerts/events Adjy, Thrift House, the Shimmers 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Aura: Irene Prado, Bryzergold, Augie Goytisolo, David Quinn & Just Hyder 10:30 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; free.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Cat Ridgeway 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Oklahoma Stackhouse, the Mellow Relics 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Torque: Blade, the Amen Bros. 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938.

ZZ Ward, Marc Scibilia 6:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-6488363.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Thursday, sepT. 10

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

ConCerts/events

Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

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Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

The Fall of Troy, And So I Watch You From Afar, Slothrust 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$20; 407-246-1419.

In Sonitus Lux, the Rot Guts, Dhouser Lkld, Bacon Grease 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s

Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

One Drop, Absinthe Trio, DJ Cub 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Was 9 pm; Sloppy Taco Palace, 4892 S. Kirkman Road; free; 407-574-6474.

Clubs/lounges Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Cards Against Humanity Night 7 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free.

Earth Trivia - Simon Time 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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Clubs/lounges

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Karaoke 8 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free. orlando weekly ● SEPT. 9-15, 2015

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

The Browning, Evacuate the City, I Met a Yeti, Catcher and the Rye, Save the Fallen 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

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September Conductor Crawl

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Coppertail Brewing Company Orlando Launch Party Tampa’s Coppertail Brewing Company has finally gotten distribution here in Orlando, and Redlight Redlight is throwing

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PURITY RING

SEPT 18

EL GRAN COMBO

SEPT 19

THE MAINE

a party to celebrate. Be the first to sample their core line of beers along with some special releases. 5 p.m. Thursday; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; various menu prices;

Chvrches

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Oct. 30 at House of Blues

September Conductor Crawl Hop on the Sunrail for a pub crawl that starts at Church Street, travels up to Park Avenue in Winter Park, then ends up back downtown. Just don’t have so good at time at Park Social that you miss the last train back. 6 p.m. Friday; Graffiti Junktion Church Street, 54 W. Church St.; $5$25; facebook.com/orlandoconductorcrawl

SUNRAIL PHOTO BY WALTERPRO; CHVRCHES PHOTO BY ELIOT HAZEL

The Good vs. Evil Pub Crawl Do you drink for the forces of good, or slam ’em back for your own evil ways? Grab a costume – comic book characters, angels, devils and politicians are always good choices – and meet up for a pub crawl that takes you from Native Social Bar to Chillers, the Attic and Sideshow. You get a free drink ticket and discounted rounds at each stop. Just watch out for those Chaotic Neutrals. They can really mess with your game.

8 p.m. Saturday; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $15-$20; orlandopubcrawl.com

Sourfest In honor of National Sour Beer Day (wait, that’s a thing?), World of Beer is highlighting that most love-it-or-hate-it of all beer styles. Oud Beersel Still Lambiek, Central 28 Raspberry Berliner Weisse and Monk’s Café Flemish Red are all featured on draft, so pucker up and try a flight. 6 p.m. Sunday; World of Beer Downtown, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com

Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social

Adventure Club, Oct. 3 at House of Blues

Lydia Lunch and Weasel Walter, Sept.

18 at the Gallery at Avalon Island

Death Grips, Oct. 7 at the Beacham

Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live Janet Jackson, Sept.

23 at Amway Center Motörhead, Anthrax, Sept. 25 at House of Blues Helmet, Sept. 26 at the Social Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues Charli XCX, Bleachers, Sept. 27 at House of Blues alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live Orlando Indie Comedy Fest, Oct. 1-4 at multiple venues Bring Me the Horizen, Oct. 1 at Hard Rock Live KEN Mode, Oct. 2 at Will’s Pub

Twin Shadow, Oct. 7 at the Social

John Cleese & Eric Idle, Oct. 17 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

Sufjan Stevens, Nov. 6 at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

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Halsey, Oct. 17 at House of Blues

Suicide Girls: Blackheart Burlesque, Nov. 6 at the Beacham

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MOTORHEAD

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Kylesa, Oct. 8 at the Social

Langhorne Slim & the Law, Oct. 17 at the Social

The Mountain Goats, Oct. 8 at the Beacham

Cannibal Ox, Oct. 18 at Backbooth

Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Nov. 7 at Will’s Pub

Matt Pond PA, Oct. 19 at the Social

Minus the Bear, Nov. 7 at the Social

Ghost, Oct. 10 at the Beacham

John Hodgman, Oct. 23 at the Plaza Live

Public Image Ltd., Nov. 7 at the Plaza Live

Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social

Gang of Four, Oct. 27 at the Social

Deafheaven, Nov. 11 at the Social

Drive-By Truckers, Oct. 10 at the Plaza Live

Desaparecidos, Oct. 29 at the Social

Slow Magic, Nov. 12 at the Social

Chvrches, Oct. 30 at House of Blues

Emily Kinney, Nov. 20 at the Social

Here Come the Mummies, Oct. 9 at the Plaza Live

Failure, Hum, Torche, Oct. 11 at House of Blues

SPECIALS • OFFERS • UPDATES

Nobunny, Nov. 22 at Will’s Pub

Danzig, Oct. 12 at Hard Rock Live

Two Cow Garage, Matt Woods, Oct. 30 at Will’s Pub

Trevor Hall, Oct. 12-13 at the Social

Pepper, Oct. 31 at the Plaza Live

The Front Bottoms, Nov. 24 at the Beacham

New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Oct. 16 at House of Blues

The Growlers, Broncho, Nov. 4 at the Social

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live

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Zappa Plays Zappa MUSIC Touring on one of his favorites of his father’s records, Dweezil Zappa celebrates 40 years since the release of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention’s One Size Fits All by recreating the album live. The setlist runs through the album, so it includes rarely performed songs, including “Evelyn, a Modified Dog,” which Zappa says Frank never performed live. Beyond how compelling the massive arrangements already are, you can expect improvisations from Zappa, who is obviously a master in his own right as a Grammy-winning artist. So much so that his fans demanded he release a new record, Via Zammata’, which came out last month and features the only song that Zappa cowrote with his dad. Additionally, superfans can take a guitar master class from Dweezil Zappa at 4 p.m. on the day of show for $75. Shredder of a day for innovative music lovers. – Ashley Belanger

8 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | plazaliveorlando.com | $30

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ConCerts/events Arty 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $15; 407-317-9129.

Best Coast, Lovely Bad Things 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

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DJ Lavidicus 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Free the People, Twigs, Loft Boys 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

The Mellow Relics, Hazardous Folk 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

My Hotel Year, Meiuuswe, Copper Bones, Field Kit 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; SOLD OUT. Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Trivium, Tremonti, Wilson 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Trust: Miss Jennifer 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; $15-$25.

White Trash ‘80s Prom Bash 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $3; 407-999-2570.

Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

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Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

oPera/ClassiCal Organ and Brass Ensemble 7:30 pm; The Central Florida chapter of the American Guild of Organists hosts a free concert. The program features organ, brass, choir and cello selections.

The Episcopal Church of the Resurrection, 251 E. Lake Brantley Drive, Longwood; free; cfago.org.

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ConCerts/events Blaine the Mono, the Glorious Rebellion, Vapid, Milka 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free-$3; 407-636-3171.

Body//Talk X III Points: Telescope Thieves, Nick Leon, Pazmal, Vsn Qst, GRUVV 10 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $7.

Bughead, Junkie Rush, Gargamel! 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; SOLD OUT. Clutch City, Dear Tatiana, Tears of a

Tyrant 9 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

Mick Jenkins, STWO 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $18-$65; 407-999-2570.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Purity Ring 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $35; 407-934-2583.

Dieselboy 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419.

Kennedy Jones, Crnkn 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10; 407-504-7699.

Mafia Kiss, Si-Dog, Supagroover, Funkbaby, Jimmy Joslin 9 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $10$25; 407-403-2938.

Quantum X, the Conscious Kind, Stroke of Midnight, Petey & the Ravens 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-673-2712.

Under the Blacktop 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Zappa Plays Zappa 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $30; 407-228-1220.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363. sunday, sepT. 13

ConCerts/events 20 Years of Will’s Pub 2 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $20.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Juan Luis Guerra 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $55-$175; 800-745-3000.

Reflections, Toothgrinder, Villains, Exalt 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

When Leaders Stop Listening 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407595-2713.

Clubs/lounges An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Not Your Grandpa’s Bingo 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

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ConCerts/events Hibria, Unleash the Archers, Project Roenwolfe, Armor of God, Skyliner, Lacerate 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12-$15; 407-673-2712.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Out Go the Lights, Fast Preacher, Living Decent 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Post Malone 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570.

Progger, Electric Kif, Leisure Chief 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

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Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

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ConCerts/events The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

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Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Villz, Kim, Marco, Five Tie City, Rikochet 9 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

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Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche The Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein’s 1956 annual quiche breakfast is thrown into disarray by the threat of nuclear destruction.

Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

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Guys and Dolls Frank Loesser’s musical about gangsters, see.

Features classic songs like “If I Were a Bell,” “Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat” and “Luck Be a Lady.” Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $10-$25; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com.

Harvey The story of Elwood P. Dowd, a middle-aged man whose best bud is an invisible giant white rabbit named Harvey. Wednesday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Bay Street Theater, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $11-$21; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

Joe’s NYC Bar A unique, interactive and improvisational theater experience that transports the audience to a bar in Brooklyn, New York. Sunday, 3 pm; $17-$25; wanzie.com. .

The Marvelous Wonderettes Musical that takes place at a 1958 high school prom where we met the Wonderettes, four girls with hopes and dreams as big as their crinoline skirts.

Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

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saucy musical parody tells the legendary tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. Winner of three Tony Awards including Best Musical. WednesdayFriday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm and Tuesday, 10:30 am; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15-$60; 407-4471700 ext.1; orlandoshakes.org.

Play in a Day Over 100 artists work together to create short plays that are fully presented within the course of a 24-hours. Saturday, 6:30 pm; Lake Howell High School, 4200 Dike Road, Winter Park; $15; bethmarshallpresents. wordpress.com.

Totally Electric A musical about high school in the 1980s. ThursdayFriday, 8 pm, Saturday, 9 pm, Sunday, 7 pm and Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $30; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.

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Tribes The inspiring story of the deaf child of an eccentric English family who finds confidence and love...and a place to be heard. Special ASL performance Sept. 4.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Women Playing Hamlet Four women play 19 parts, including male characters. This funny, thought-provoking new work follows a quirky actress who struggles with being cast in the classic role of Hamlet. Friday-Saturday, 7 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20; southernwindstheatre.com.

ComEdy Carmen Vallone As seen on HBO, CBS and Last Comic Standing. With Richie Weissinger. Wednesday, 8 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; bonkerzcomedy.com.

Comedy Open Mic Comedy open mic hosted by Shereen Kassam. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free; 407-951-8706.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake

Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

David Liebe Hart A stage show with music, puppets, video, comedy, art and audience interaction.

Monday, 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10; willspub.org.

“Doug Loves Movies” Podcast Taping With Doug Benson Doug Benson tapes an episode of his popular podcast in front of a live audience.

Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy.

Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

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Martin Lawrence As seen in Bad Boys, Martin and Saturday Night Live that one time.

Sunday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $49.50; drphillipscenter.org.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians.

Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

danCE Amateur Burlesque II Join Blue Star for this amateur burlesque show and competition. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $10-$15; thevenueorlando.com.

Rock Hard Revue A 90-minute fully costumed and choreographed production featuring sexy male performers, live vocals and audience participation.

Saturday, 7 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20; 407504-7699; rockhardrevue.com.

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arT oPenings/events AfroDixie Remixes Listening Party John Sims presents 14 covers of “Dixieland” in various black musical traditional style. Monday, 7 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Alumni Focus Panel Betsy Hansen, Ashley McCormick, Ed McDonald and David Roark, alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies, participate in a panel discussion. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Arts for Education 2015 A fine art exhibit and sale with proceeds going to support the University Club Foundation Scholarship Fund. Featuring the works of local and student artists with special guest and live demonstration by Florida Highwayman R.L. Lewis.

Friday, 6:30 pm; University Club of Orlando, 150 E. Central Blvd.; $10-$20; 407-4252514; ucluborlando.com.

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Canvas and paint provided.

Saturday, 2-7 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; $50; godmonsters.com.

La Diaspora A collective art show celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month.

Thursday, 5 pm, through Sept. 30; Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free.

Mid-Florida Quiltmakers: Commemorations and Connections This juried exhibition comprises 15 stunning quilts, variously stitched by quilters who have made Florida their home. Opens Friday, 6 pm, through Jan. 18, 2016; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org.

Q&A With John Sims Artist John Sims will discuss the intersection of math and art that defines his professional career. Tuesday, 12:30 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2000; rollins.edu.

Second Nature: Brad Temkin – A Survey Brad Temkin is an award winning Chicagobased photographer who has been documenting human and environmental relationships throughout his career.

Opens Wednesday, through Dec. 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

The Sum of Many Parts: Quiltmakers in Contemporary America An internationally exhibited collection of American quilts from various backgrounds. Opens Friday, 6 pm, through Jan. 18, 2016; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Understanding the Quilts of Gee’s Bend A public talk with featured quilt artist Louisiana Bendolph of the Gee’s Bend Quilt Collective. Saturday, 10 am; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6233300; crealde.org.

Continuing tHis week Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Through Sept. 20; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Animalia Dos Art themed around animals. Ongoing; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken.

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City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Baskets and Boxes Sang Roberson’s organic forms in terracotta. Through Sept. 27,; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

Beauty A group art show promoting a new vision of beauty.

Through Oct. 21; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2033891; thaipurplecafe.com.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Butch Anthony and Twin Dragons: Forever, a Work in Progress Photos with a new dimension of needle and thread.

Through Sept. 20; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774.

Boarded Up 4: The Art of Skateboarding Skateboard art by various artists.

Through Saturday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Christine Peloquin: Drawn to It Charcoal drawings over textured collages. Through Sept. 26; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

Breaking Boundaries Diverse selections from the collection of the Atlantic Center for the Arts. Through Sept. 25; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Color Theory A focus on color and perception, featuring metalwork by Dorothy Gillespie. Through Sept. 20; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181.

Conceptual Journeys Conceptual art in mixed media from painter Peter Filzmaier and sculptor Jack King. Through Sept. 25; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880.

Enchanted Damsels New works

by Miami-based artist Diana “Didi” Contreras. MondaysSundays.; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; redefinegallery.com.

Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection This collection includes portraits of Abraham Lincoln and Henri Matisse, images of the American West, and photos taken in Russia in the 1930s. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Exploring the Beats A collection of black and white photos

by Chris Felver and Mellon Tytell depicting some of Jack

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Kerouac’s contemporaries and various Beat personalities through the years.

Through Sept. 18; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith Street; free; 407-250-4888; kerouacproject.org.

Fashionable Portraits in Europe Portraits from the 15th-19th centuries that illuminate shifting trends. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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Fred Staloff’s Visual Poetry This intimate collection reveals painterly works that make reference to the spontaneity usually associated with Expressionist painting.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Journeys Into the Mind Featuring the work of Chris Robb, Nancy Jay, Audrey Phillips, Jackie Otto-Miller and Cicero Greathouse. Through Sept. 12; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Living Photographs: Augmented Reality in Art by Rob McCaffrey Still photography, scanned with a phone, tablet, or wearable tech, triggering a related video overlay.

An animated experience.

Through Oct. 2, 8:30 am; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Hidden Artists Exhibition Art from Pamela Williams Gruen, Dawn M. Herrod, Jacqui Johnson, Simona Loh and many more. Through Sept. 30; UCF Library, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407.823.2580; facebook.com/hiddenartists.

Painted Black: The John H. Surovek Collection Depicts African Americans in art, from pre-Civil War to the civil rights era, by well-known American artists. The paintings are historically significant because they reveal attitudes about race over an extended period of time. Through Sept. 20; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Photographic portraits exploring gender, sexuality and identity.

Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Paper Cuts: André Smith Collages View the founder of A&H’s Maitland Art Center André Smith’s never before seen collage works.

Through Sept. 30; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-539-2181.

Peterson Guerrier: The Exhibition Will Remain Open Semi-abstract paintings. Through Friday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Purvis Young: Art of Street An American artist from the Overtown neighborhood of Miami, Young’s work often blends painting and drawing with collaged elements.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Richard Heipp: Looking + Seeing: Anatomy Paintings 2005-2015 Photorealistic airbrushed paintings that utilize anatomical diagrams and medical ephemera.

Through Oct. 17; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Standing Strong in the Spirit: A Selection of Folk Art by Southern Women Pieces

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artists including Lucy Hunnicutt and Laurie Popp. Mixed media, from painting to textile.

Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

West African Tribal Art: Sculptures, Textiles & Artifacts An extensive survey of African artifacts, including masks, totems and carved sculptures.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-2797534; moartdeland.org.

EvEnTs #9 Day Magic Hat Spotlight World of Beer throws a celebration for Magic Hat #9 on 9/9.

Buy any Magic Hat draft and get a raffle ticket for free swag.

Wednesday, 6-9 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com.

Aaron’s Totally ‘90s Birthday and Karaoke Party An all-day birthday party for owner Aaron Haaland with drink specials, ‘90s karaoke and old MTV shows on all day.

Saturday, noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Alive After 5 Recurring monthly street party located in historic Downtown Sanford. Thursday, 5-8 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-302-2586.

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Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Downtown Orlando Food Tour Food tour includes Le Gourmet Break, the Golden Knife, Ferg’s, Artisan’s Table and Avenue Gastrobar.

Saturdays, 2 pm; Downtown Orlando Information Center, 201 S. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-228-3891; downtownorlandotours.com.

Bears Night Out Join the bears for a monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House. Friday, 10 pm-2 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

Freakshow Carnival: TittieThyme’s Seventh Release A zine release party with carnival games, a vice walk, a pie-eating contest, raffles and prizes. Music from Pasty Cline, Xecil, Tiger Fawn and Back Pages. Friday, 9:30 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Coppertail Brewing Company Orlando Launch Party Redlight welcomes Tampa’s Coppertail Brewing to the Orlando market. Thursday, 5 pm; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; various menu prices; 407-893-9832; coppertailbrewing.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Citrus Bowl Try out tons of food trucks at every Orlando City home game.

Sunday, 3-7 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; various menu prices; 407-4232476; thedailycity.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. Sunday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407896-1131; thedailycity.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

The Good vs. Evil Pub Crawl Dress as your favorite hero or villain on this themed bar crawl. Saturday, 8 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $10-$20; 407-403-2938; orlandopubcrawl.com.

Headliners for Hope Tickets include networking, hors d’oeuvres, drinks and entertainment. Proceeds benefit Brides Against Breast Cancer. Thursday, 6-9 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $35-$45; bridesagainstbreastcancer.org.

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Holy Water Car Wash The Orlando Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence have a car wash.

Sunday, 1 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10 suggested donation; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops.

Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

Le Chic Bazaar Grand Opening Check out Winter Park’s newest market and partake in raffles for prizes. Saturday, 10 am; Le Chic Bazaar, 5445 Lake Howell Road, Winter Park; free; 321888-2111; lechicbazaar.com.

September Conductor Crawl Hop on the SunRail for a trainfueled bar crawl that takes you to bars near train stations.

Friday, 6 pm; Park Social, 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5$25; 407-636-7020; facebook. com/orlandoconductorcrawl.

Maker Faire 2015 4th Annual Maker Faire. Saturday, 10 am-7 pm and Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-2462283; makerfaireorlando.com.

Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free.

The Network in Orlando A business and networking event with complimentary appetizers and drinks.

Wednesday, 6-8 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $15-$20.

O-Town MacDown Features more than 40 chefs battling it out to see who has the best mac & cheese dish in town. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15; 407-396-1114 ext. 4538; otownmacdown.org.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Park Lake Highland Community Farmers Market A weekly farmers market in the FAVO lot. Saturdays, 9 am-2 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231.

Rock, Mineral, Gem, Jewelry & Fossil Show Vendors offering beads, minerals, gemstones, custom jewelry, fossils, artifacts, metaphysical stones and more.

Friday-Sunday, 10 am-6 pm; Florida National Guard Armory, 2809 S. Ferncreek Ave.; $5; 407-816-1229; cfmgs.org.

Sip, Shop & Stroll Stroll to local merchants for appetizer and beverage pairings, shop the latest fashion trends and gift ideas and sample seasonal menus. Thursday, 5 pm; Park Avenue at Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $25.

Sourfest To celebrate National Sour Beer Day, World of Beer taps three special sours: Oud Beersel Still Lambiek, Central 28 Rasberry Berliner Weisse and Monk’s Café Flemish Red. Sunday, 6 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com.

Swirlery’s Grand Opening The Swirlery wine bar opens with a grand tasting, DJs and light bites. Saturday, 3-9 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $10; 407270-6300; swirlery.com.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

The Venue Turns Three A birthday for the Venue with some of your favorite acts, hosted

by Blue Star. Saturday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; free; thevenueorlando.com.

Walk Now for Autism Speaks Kick Off Celebration Meet other families, sponsors and supporters, get ready to start your fundraising, and learn about its impact to further

Autism Speaks’ mission.

Wednesday, 6:30-9 pm; WESH Channel 2, 1021 N. Wymore Road, Winter Park; free; 407478-6330; autismspeaks.org.

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park.

Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

LEarning Creative Entrepreneurship: Jeanine Taylor A seminar for young creative souls, stay at home moms, mid-life career wanderers, empty nesters or retirees wanting to finally own their own creative business. Monday, 7 pm; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; $150; 407-323-2774.

Dweezil Zappa Guitar Masterclass Learn advanced guitar techniques from the son of Frank Zappa. Saturday, 3:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $75; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Nerd Nite at Maker Faire 2015 Nerd Nite returns to Maker Faire Orlando for a series of presentations and panels on both days of the event. SaturdaySunday, 12-3 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $16.25-$30.25; 407-4902531; makerfaireorlando.com.

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presentations on a variety of science-related subjects while the audience drinks along in a casual bar atmosphere.

Thursday, 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-4902531; orlando.nerdnite.com.

Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

TEDxOrlando: Envisioning Tomorrow An exciting roster of experts and innovators engaging attendees in a conversation about the topic of “Envisioning Tomorrow.”

Saturday, 1-6 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; SOLD OUT; 407-8774736; tedxorlando.com.

Zen in the Den Weekly nonreligious meditation session.

Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7pm; 407677-9669; redlionpub.org.

Sanford Citizens Academy The 10-week City of Sanford Citizens Academy provides an opportunity for citizens to learn about city government through first-hand experience and gain exposure to the wide range of government functions, services and activities.

Wednesdays, 6-8 pm; multiple locations; free; 407-688-5019; sanfordfl.gov/citizensacademy.

LiTErary Bret Hoveskeland’s Oxytocin Opera A special live reading of local author Bret Hoveskeland’s Oxytocin Opera, a verse drama.

Saturday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; donations accepted; 407-623-3393.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

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Echo’s Corner Second Anniversary Featuring performances from Bertrand Boyd II, Moses West, Stacy McCurdy, Ambrose Cavender and Pariah. Friday, 8:30 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-420-4041.

Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-2363316; fleetfarming.com.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam Slam poets compete in a ranked match. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com.

Welcome to Anxiety Spoken word and performance art based on what it means to be a human, including such things as struggles with anxiety, mental illness, grief, loss and pain. Thursday, 8:30 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; free.

FamiLy BAM! It’s a Picture Book: The Art Behind Graphic Novels Features today’s leading and best graphic artists of the illustration world. Through Nov. 1; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Fancy Nancy A musical based on the popular children’s book series.

Opens Saturday, 2 & 5:30 pm, Through Oct. 11; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $14-$20; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com.

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Free Family Days Make your own crafts, get a tour with a docent or check out the museum’s open house. second Sunday of every month, noon; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Friday Family Films A short film, and a tour of an art project and gallery at Morse.

Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

Schoolhouse Rock Live!

A stage musical based on the cartoon series from the 1970s. Thursday, 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; free; 407-8774736; theatreworksfl.org.

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Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 10:30 am-2:30 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Challenge Ride A charity cycling event to benefit Camp Boggy Creek, a medical camp for children with serious illnesses. Riders choose from a 15-, 40- or 60-mile scenic ride through beautiful Lake County. Water stops, showers and a catered lunch by Golden Corral are provided for all riders.

Saturday, 8 am-3 pm; Camp Boggy Creek, 30500 Brantley Branch Rd, Eustis; $40; 866462-6449; boggycreek.org.

Color Therapy Yoga Stretch, relax and awaken your visual senses in the Community Room. Sunday, 11 am; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; donations accepted; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Fittpalooza 5K The inaugural Fittpalooza 5K brings families together for fun and fitness. Sunday,

8 am; Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $30; 321-6973333; fittpalooza5k.com.

Mayweather vs. Berto Live Live broadcast of the boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Andre Berto.

Saturday, 8 pm; multiple locations; $25; fathomevents.com.

Orlando City vs Sporting Kansas City Major League Soccer. Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com.

Rock n’ Run 5K Presented by Florida Hospital, this is the 2nd race of the Track Shack Running Series: The Rock n’ Run 5K. Saturday, 7:30 am; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; $35; 407-8961160; trackshack.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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American Heart Association’s Heart Walk One of the largest one-day fundraisers in Central Florida combines fitness and philanthropy to fight heart disease and stroke in our community. Saturday, 7 am; University of Central Florida, Memory Mall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; greaterorlandoheartwalk.org.

Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) “More and more I have come to admire resilience,” writes Jane Hirshfield in her poem “Optimism.”

“Not the simple resistance of a pillow,” she adds, “whose foam returns over and over to the same shape, but the sinuous tenacity of a tree: Finding the light newly blocked on one side, it turns in another.” You have not often had great access to this capacity in the past. Your specialty has been the fast and fiery style of adjustment. But for the foreseeable future, I’m betting you will be able to summon a supple staying power – a dogged, determined, incremental kind of resilience.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “The fragrance from your mango groves makes me wild with joy.” That’s one of the lyrics in the national anthem of Bangladesh. Here’s another: “Forever your skies … set my heart in tune as if it were a flute.” Elsewhere, addressing Bangladesh as if it were a goddess, the song proclaims, “Words from your lips are like nectar to my ears.” I suspect you may be awash with comparable feelings in the coming weeks – not toward your country, but rather for the creatures and experiences that rouse your delight and exultation. They are likely to provide even more of the sweet mojo than they usually do. It will be an excellent time to improvise your own hymns of praise.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) There have been times in the past when your potential helpers disappeared just when you wanted more help than usual. In the coming weeks, I believe you will get redress for those sad interludes of yesteryear. A wealth of assistance and guidance will be available. Even people who have previously been less than reliable may offer a tweak or intervention that gives you a boost. Here’s a tip for how to ensure that you take full advantage of the possibilities: Ask clearly and gracefully for exactly what you need.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Why grab the brain-scrambling moonshine when you may eventually be offered a heart-galvanizing tonic? Why gorge on hors d’oeuvres when a four-course feast will be available sooner than you imagine? According to my analysis of the astrological omens, my fellow Crab, the future will bring unexpected opportunities that are better and brighter than the current choices. This is one of those rare times when procrastination may be in your interest.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) As I hike up San Pedro Ridge, I’m mystified by the madrone trees. The leaves on the short, thin saplings are as big and bold as the leaves on the older, thicker, taller trees. I see this curiosity as an apt metaphor for your current situation. In one sense, you are in the early stages of a new cycle of growth. In another sense, you are strong and ripe and full-fledged. For you, this is a winning combination: a robust balance of innocence and wisdom, of fresh aspiration and seasoned readiness.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) I hope it’s not too late or too early to give you a slew of birthday presents. You deserve to be inundated with treats, dispensations and appreciations. Here’s your first perk: You are hereby granted a license to break a taboo that is no longer useful or necessary. Second blessing: You are authorized to instigate a wildly constructive departure from tradition. Third boost: I predict that in the next six weeks, you will simultaneously claim new freedom and summon more discipline. Fourth delight: During the next three months, you will discover and uncork a new thrill. Fifth goody: Between now and your birthday in 2016, you will develop a more relaxed relationship with perfectionism.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) A “wheady mile” is an obsolete English term I want to revive for use in this horoscope. It refers to what may happen at the end of a long journey, when that last stretch you’ve got to traverse seems to take forever. You’re so close to home; you’re imagining the comfort and rest that will soon be yours. But as you cross the “wheady mile,” you must navigate your way through one further plot twist or two. There’s a delay or complication that demands more effort just when you want to be finished with the story. Be strong, Libra. Keep the faith. The “wheady mile” will not, in fact, take forever. (Thanks to Mark Forsyth and his book Horologicon.)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Trying improbable and unprecedented combinations is your specialty right now. You’re willing and able to gamble with blends and juxtapositions that no one else would think of, let alone propose. Bonus: Extra courage is available for you to call on as you proceed. In light of this gift, I suggest you brainstorm about all the unifications that might be possible for you to pull off. What conflicts would you love to defuse?

What inequality or lopsidedness do you want to fix? Is there a misunderstanding you can heal or a disjunction you can harmonize?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Is feeling good really as fun as everyone seems to think? Is it really so wonderful to be in a groove, in love with life and in touch with your deeper self? No! Definitely not! And I suspect that as you enter more fully into these altered states, your life will provide evidence of the inconveniences they bring. For example, some people might nag you for extra attention, and others may be jealous of your success. You could be pressured to take on more responsibilities. And you may be haunted by the worry that sooner or later, this grace period will pass. I’M JUST KIDDING! In truth, the minor problems precipitated by your blessings won’t cause any more anguish than a mosquito biting your butt while you’re in the throes of ecstatic love-making.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) In this horoscope, we will use the Socratic method to stimulate your excitement about projects that fate will favor in the next nine months. Here’s how it works: I ask the questions, and you brainstorm the answers. 1) Is there any part of your life where you are an amateur but would like to be a professional? 2) Are you hesitant to leave a comfort zone even though remaining there tends to inhibit your imagination? 3) Is your ability to fulfill your ambitions limited by any lack of training or deficiency in your education? 4) Is there any way that you are holding on to blissful ignorance at the expense of future possibilities?

5) What new license, credential, diploma or certification would be most useful to you?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The story of my life features more than a few fiascos. For example, I got fired from my first job after two days. One of my girlfriends dumped me without any explanation and never spoke to me again. My record label fired me and my band after we made just one album. Years later, these indignities still carry a sting. But I confess that I am also grateful for them. They keep me humble. They serve as antidotes if I’m ever tempted to deride other people for their failures. They have helped me develop an abundance of compassion. I mention this personal tale in the hope that you, too, might find redemption and healing in your own memories of frustration. The time is right to capitalize on old losses.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) It’s never fun to be in a sticky predicament that seems to have no smart resolution. But the coming days could turn out to be an unexpectedly good time to be in such a predicament. Why? Because I expect that your exasperation will precipitate an emotional cleansing, releasing ingenious intuitions that had been buried under repressed anger and sadness. You may then find a key that enables you to reclaim at least some of your lost power. The predicament that once felt sour and intractable will mutate, providing you with an opportunity to deepen your connection with a valuable resource.

orange County animal Services has a unique tale in Cinnamon (animal Id# a314054). This 2-year-old friendly feline first arrived at the shelter six months ago. Shelter staff are shocked she has not yet been adopted. She spent two stints in foster care temporarily recovering from minor illnesses. She now has a clean bill of health and is ready to find a permanent home to call her own. Because of Cinnamon’s time in foster care, the shelter is able to know much more about her purrsonality. This tortie girl gets along well with dogs and tolerates the presence of other cats. She can be a little shy when meeting new people, but is quick to warm up, claim a lap and proceed to make “biscuits” while purring.

She’s a low-maintenance, loving cat who is eager to please. This month all cats and kittens are free to adopt at Orange County Animal Services so there’s no better time than now to add a new kitty to your home. orange County animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy road, 407-836-3111, ocnetpets.com.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E Is it legal for a man to procure the services of a dominatrix? In the kind of session I have in mind, there’s no nudity or sexual activity or contact involved. There’s not even any whipping or flogging or caning or hardcore BDSM stuff. I just want to see what it would be like to be bound and gagged. That’s it. So is it against the law to pay a woman to tie me up?

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“What BIND desires sounds totally legal and safe,” said Mistress Justine Cross, a pro-Domme based in Los Angeles. “He just needs to find a Domme who is reputable (check out her website, read her reviews) and knows what she is doing in the realm of bondage. That said, I’m not a cop or a lawyer.”

Cross runs two dungeons, and she consulted with a criminal-defense attorney before going into the professional domination business. “He assured me that what I do is A-OK,” said Cross. “And even though he had practiced for many years, he had never defended, nor did he know any other lawyer who had ever defended, a professional Domme.

Since Dommes rarely find themselves in trouble for their work, it stands to reason that BIND, a future client, will be in the clear as well.”

With the Feds going after websites like Rentboy and myRedBook (sites that make sex work safer), and with the never-ending puritanical crusade to “rescue” adult sex workers from consensual, nonexploitative sex work (by arresting them and giving them criminal records), how is it that professional Dominants and their clients aren’t routinely harassed by law-enforcement authorities?

“We don’t offer sex or nudity in our professional BDSM work,” said Cross, “and this keeps us out of the ‘criminalized’ categories of sex work. However, every state has different laws. NYC and LA both have large professional BDSM communities, but I can’t say every state or city welcomes or tolerates this type of sex work.” Follow Mistress Justine Cross on Twitter @Justineplays.

I’m a good-looking, fit, younger guy living in Southern California. I’m getting older, though, and have never been in love or had any kind of serious relationship. I’m straight, but in the past five years I discovered that sexuality is gray, not black or white. I go on Craigslist and other sites and find local trans girls to engage with in sexual activity. It’s hard to describe why I’m into it, but I just am – maybe it satisfies a sexual side of me that women don’t? I’ve felt like this is an issue getting in the way of my quest to find a great woman and start a family, which I’d like to do in the next few years. I’m caught between thinking my sexual addiction is hindering my advancement toward a family life and enjoying the rush and sexual gratitude I’m inundated with when I meet up with trans girls. Is it something I definitely need to put an end to, or has it become a part of me that I can’t deny and hide?

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Trans women are women, and some of them are great. (And some of them, like some of everybody, are not so great.) You could date a

trans woman, you could marry a trans woman and you could have kids with a trans woman (through adoption or surrogacy). The only thing that stands between you and being with the kind of person you’re most attracted to (a trans woman) and having the other stuff you want out of life (marriage, kids, family life) is you.

I’m a straight man, age 33. I was in a mutually unsatisfying relationship with a woman in my 20s. I told her not long after we got together that I didn’t want to eat her pussy because I didn’t like her smell. I’d eaten other vulvas before and loved them. She wasn’t a weekbetween-showers kind of woman, and she was rightly hurt. Years later, I started listening to you and got religion. (And since she didn’t want to hear from me, I made my apologies by treating the women I date now better.) Since then, I’ve loved the smell of every woman’s pussy I’ve been fortunate enough to stick my nose in.

But the question haunts me: How could I have handled that situation instead? How would I handle it again? What’s a sex-positive way to tell a pussy-having person their smell turns you off?

As someone who feels imbalanced in a sexual relationship if I’m not eating my partner’s pussy, should I just quietly end things and say nothing?

Seems like there’s a middle way. I first thought of your advice for smelly dicks – tell him to take a shower – but for Americans, the smell of a vulva is tied up as much in hygiene as misogyny. I’m not sure how to approach this.

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Telling someone with a pussy that their genitals smell funky is more complicated and fraught, as you’re already aware, than telling the same thing to someone with a dick. The culture has been telling women – and, yes, that tiny percentage of men who have pussies – that their genitals are unclean and stinky since basically forever. But there are legitimate medical issues that can make someone’s junk smell funky (and just not pussy-style junk), WHIFFING, and sometimes we need the people who can actually get their noses into our crotches to give us a heads-up. A bad vaginal odor can be a sign of bacterial vaginosis or even cancer.

Here’s how you approach it: You ask yourself if you’re the problem – think they smell bad? You’re the problem – and then you ask yourself if sexual chemistry is the problem. (Don’t like this person’s particular smell and taste? Keep your mouth shut about their smell and taste and end the relationship.) If you think it might actually be a medical issue, you say something like this: “Please don’t take this the wrong way, but your vagina and labia smell funky. That’s not an easy thing to hear, I know, and it’s not an easy thing to say. I know the misogynistic zap the culture puts on women’s heads about this – but I’m worried that it might be a medical issue, and I’d rather risk your anger than your health.”

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NOTICE OF SALE. PS ORANGECO, INC. – PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON SEPTEMBER 24, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 2275 N SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 08:00AM: 1014 – A. SOLIVAN, 1026 – K. EDWARDS, 1264 – M. NEGRON, 1357 – C. WEAVER, 1374 – P. DAIGER, 2052 – C. SLONES, 2091 – F. RUIZ, 2207 – E. QUEZADA, 2324 – D. HUGHES, 2352 – C. JENKINS, 2365 – C. PITLAK, 2410 – J. GARCIA JR, 3014 – W. MORRIS, 3015 – L. PHILLIPS, 3025 – M. RODRIGUEZ, 3062 – D. PHILLIPS, 3081 – D. BERMUDEZ, 3105 – J. WARD, 3106 – A. CAMPBELL, 3203 – S. KUZMAN, 3315 – A. FERONTI, 3329 – M. SOTO, 3365 – J. ROBERTS, F335 – T. NAZARIO, F350 – T. ADCOCK, F379 – M. PITTMAN, F386 – E. GERARD, F387 – C. ORTIZ, F410 – M. BARRETT, F421 – J. BEKASI, F448 – S. JONES, G480 – M. OPALINSKI, G505 – C. MEDINA, G507 – K. DEY, G525 – Q. HARRIS, G526 – J. BALDRIDGE, H550 – F. MACDONALD, H569 – F. CUEVAS, H590 – N. MILLER, I648 - RIPOL SANCHEZ, WALDEMAR, I670 – V. SANTANA, J700 – G. BERRY, J711 - THE TG COMPANY WORLDWIDE, J711 – H. GALLOWAY, 1251 – B. SMITH, 1254 – B. SMITH JR, 2314 – V. BRANTLEY, 3341 – S. COLON, 3401 – C. FELTON. 903 S SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 08:10AM: B020 – A. Andino, C008 – W. Gallo, C012 – K. Moraes, C015 – M. TEJADA, C040 – E. Arguinzoni, C045 – L. Arroyo Beltran, C046 – D. Calero, C062 – S. Cruz, C068 – L. Rivera, C084 – F. Madden, C085 – R. Simpson, D038 - Orange County Democratic Exec. Cte., D038- N. Jacobson, D053 – K. Edwards, D060 – J. Rosado, D104 – C. Hogan, D110 – R. Fender, D112 – R. Lugo, D154 – T. Mann, D159 – A. Martinez, D161 – D. Perrone, D189 – B. Stanley, E007 – E. Hillard, E021 – N. Barquilla, E041 – B. Cesareo, E062 – K. Cancel, E106 – M. Nunez, E109 – C. Fulladosa, E113 – C. Reese, B026 – D. Prins, D109 – M. Nichols. 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 8:00 AM: A110 – W. RIVERA,A113 – K.TUCKER,A120 – A.CRUZ,A125 – L.RIVERA,A130 – K.WILCOX,B105 – C.VIERING,B108 – C.RIECHERS, B116 – R.LERGGIOS, B118 – B.COBB,B149 – M.WILLIAMS, B180 – M.GONZALEZ, B183 – M.CREW,B184 – J.KOPAS,B198 – S. JUNE,B205 – R.HIDALGO,B223 – C. WRIGHT,B227 – A.ARCHER,B228 – R.GRANT,B230 – M.SEYBOLD,C112

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP15-293 – IN THE INTEREST OF: D.Q. MINOR CHILD. DOB: 12/06/2007.SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: UNKNOWN FATHER Address Unknown.

WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore on October 19, 2015 at 3:00 p.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this day of September, 1st 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027 Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s Legal Services 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone (407) 317-7126-Fax. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /S/ Keyanna Fountain Deputy Clerk. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807: CONTENTES MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday SEPTEMBER 30,2015 at the times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time.”PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34769AT 10:00AM: 1214 Jennifer-Mary T Barber, 429 Stacie Marie Dessinger, 1259 Eric Lloyd Jackman, 1228 Duniheska O Velez Ritz, 1288 Eugene J Perez, 1224 Billie Jo Delliponti, 1218 Rolnaldo Portocarrero-Basigalupo, 1213 Saul Radames Rivera Ortiz.

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION, OFFICE OF FINANCIAL REGULATION, STATE OF FLORIDA – IN RE: EISENBURG, WHITMAN & ASSOCIATES. Administrative Proceeding Number: 56965. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION TO: EISENBURG, WHITMAN & ASSOCIATES. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an Administrative Complaint has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Petitioner’s attorney, Scott Tavolieri, Assistant General Counsel, whose address is Office of Financial Regulation, 400 W. Robinson Street, S-225, Orlando, FL 32801 on or before 21 days following final publication of this notice and file the original with the clerk of this agency either before service on Petitioner’s attorney or immediately thereafter, otherwise a final order will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint: Agency Clerk Office of Financial Regulation P.O. Box 8050 Tallahassee, FL 32314-8050.

PUBLIC CASH AUCTION Winter Park iStorage–3400 Forsyth Rd. Winter Park Florida 32792 on Monday September 21, 2015 at 4:00PM, will auction per FL.ST. 83.806. The following units are delinquent in rent and fees: Terri Lyn Bess- Household Items, Raymond Lapenski- Boxes-totes-MISC items, Jamol R. Alexander- Motor cycleFridge-household items, Christopher John Braxton Jr.- Clothes-Bed, Aisha Johnson- Household Items-furniture, Adam West- Newspapers-Car seats, Joseph Morgan- Household items.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE October 4th, 2015 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2007 CHRYSLER VIN # 1C3LC46K07N552636 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP 14-508. IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: R.B. DOB: 11/7/2014. – SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Asia Marie Bruegger, Address unknown. An authorized representative of the Florida Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Thomas Turner, Judge of the Circuit Court, at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, on October 12, 2015, at 10:00 a.m. for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the specified time.

FAILURE TO APPEAR PERSONALLY AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of August, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: CLERK OF COURT Nancy A. Robak, Esquire Children’s Legal Services nancy.robak@ myflfamilies.com. BY: DEPUTY CLERK

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP13-329. IN THE INTEREST OF:Z.M. DOB: 02/20/2009, R.M. DOB: 09/04/2011. MINOR CHILDREN. – SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIALSTATE OF FLORIDA. TO: SHATAKA HAMMOCK, Address unknown. WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a termination of parental rights petition, alleging under oath that the above-named children is to be permanently committed under the laws of the State of Florida, a copy of which is attached, and requesting that a summons issue in due course requiring that you appear before this court to be dealt with according to law.

NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore, at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on October 15, 2015 at 9:15 a.m. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TRIAL CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE PERMANENT COMMITMENT OF THE CHILDREN AS DEPENDENT CHILDREN AND MAY ULTIMATELY RESULT IN LOSS OF CUSTODY OF THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 25th day of August, 2015. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT: /S/ Keyanna Fountain, Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158. Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s Legal Services.400 West Robinson Street, Suite S815,Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone (407)317-7126-Fax Crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP 14-508. IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: R.B. DOB: 11/7/2014. – SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Reginald R. Bethea, 5734 S Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839-3916 C/O Walmart. An authorized representative of the Florida Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Thomas Turner, Judge of the Circuit Court, at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, on October 12, 2015, at 10:00 a.m. for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the specified time.

FAILURE TO APPEAR PERSONALLY AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of August, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: CLERK OF COURT. Nancy A. Robak, Esquire Children’s Legal Services nancy.robak@ myflfamilies.com. BY Deputy Clerk.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. CASE NUMBER 15-DR12922-0 – IN RE: THE MARRIAGE OF:ADRIANA C. SPENGLER, Petitioner/Wife and ANTONIO C. DACRUZ, Respondent/Husband.

NOTICE OF ACTION FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE (NO CHILD OR FINANCIAL SUPPORT). TO: Antonio C. DaCruz, Address UNKNOWN.. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for dissolution of marriage has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Christine G. Bauer, Esquire, whose address is 5401 S. Kirkman Road Suite 310, Orlando Florida 32819.

On or before 10/01/2015, and file the original with the clerk of this Court at Domestic Relations 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. Tiffany M. Russell, Clerk of the Court. Yadira Aguilar, Deputy Clerk BY: 2015.08.1813:31-0400.

NOTICE OF AUCTION – 2008 White Horton Hybrid. Will be auctioned on 9/18/2015 between 10:00am - 1:30pm. Jennifer Hachmeister. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd. Orlando, FL. 32835.

Yellow Office Trailer. Will be auctioned on 9/18/2015 between 10:00am - 1:30pm.

Mario Santiago, 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd. Orlando, FL. 32835. 1995 Bayliner Boat w/ Boat Trailer, Will be auctioned on 9/18/2015 between 10:00am - 1:30pm.

Paulo DaSilva/ Amazon Pavers Inc. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd. Orlando, FL. 32835.

Food Vendor Portable Container. Will be auctioned on 9/18/2015 between 10:00am- 1:30pm. Vinny Burruto. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd. Orlando, FL. 32835.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

2000 Honda VIN# 1HGCG5646YA009146, 2006 Ford VIN# 1FAFP53U86A101815, 1996 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG12K4TU662326, 2000 Toyota VIN# 4T3ZF19C8YU290231, 2004 Mazda VIN# JM1FE173640118254, 2000 Ford VIN# 2FAFP71W8YX192711, 1998 Honda VIN# 1HGCG1653WA074485, 1998 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZG1279WZ201171, To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on September 23 , 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.

Public Notice Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr., Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated. Unit 72 Joceline Joseph, Unit 68 Joceline Joseph, Unit 406 Jacqueline Ritchie, Unit 142 Glory Reynolds, Unit 48 Samuel Aboagye, Unit 738 Cassetta Hall, Unit 608 Alexander Mckinnie, Unit 621 Alexander Mckinnie, Unit 167 Leanna Redding, Unit 609 Marie Saint Armand, Unit 209 Paysha Sorrell, Unit 114 Janita William/Williams.

The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www.storagebattles.com until, Tuesday September 22, 2015 at 2:00 PM. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.

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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA. COUNTY OF HORRY – IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE FIFTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT 2014-CP26–5924.VILLA VENEZIA CONDOMINIUM OWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, vs. VILLA VENEZIA DEVELOPMENT COMPANY, LLC, GRANDE DUNES DEVELOPMENT COMPANY, LLC, BURROUGHS & CHAPIN COMPANY, INC., HARRINGTON CONSTRUCTION CO., INC., PARADIGM ENTERPRIESE, INC, PELLA WINDOW & DOOR, LLC, PELLA WINDOWS AND DOORS, INC., PELLA CORPORATION, SPANN ROOFING & SHEET METAL, INC., STOCK BUILDING SUPPLY, LLC, MILLER, MILLER & MAC-FLORIDA, INC, Defendants.

TO: THE DEFENDANTS ABOVE-NAMED: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and are required to answer the Complaint in this action, a copy of which is herewith served upon you, and to serve a copy of your Answer upon the subscribers, at Segui Law Firm, at 864 Lowcountry Blvd., Ste. A., Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina 29464, within thirty (30) days after the service thereof, exclusive of the day of such service, and if you fail to answer the Complaint within the time aforesaid, judgment by default will be rendered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint.* *This Summons was filed in Horry County on November 14, 2013.SEGUI LAW FIRM, PC. Phillip W. Segui, Jr. Amanda Blundy 864 Lowcountry Blvd., Ste. A, Mount Pleasant, SC 29464. (843) 884-1865. psegui@seguilawfirm.com.

THE CHAKERIS LAW FIRM. John T Chakeris.

P. O. Box 397 Charleston, SC. 29402. (843) 853-5678. john@chakerislawfirm.com. ablundy@seguilawfirm.com CRANFORD LAW. Shaun W. Cranford. P.O. Box 50684. Columbia, SC 29250. (803)7796444, shaun@cranfordlawfirm.com.

Attorneys for Plaintiffs. Charleston, South Carolina. Dated: October 30, 2013 NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on Sept. 26, 2015 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL32807, (407) 657-1808.

Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title.

Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per.

F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts.

2004 BMW VIN# WBANB33584B114568; LIEN AMT $7115.63. 2008 DODGE VIN# 2B3KA43R38H195396;LIEN AMT $2241.74.

2007 TOYT VIN# JTMZD33V175047622; LIEN AMT $5110.18.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. PROBATE DIVISION. IN RE: ESTATE OF Kay L. Gormley Deceased. File No. 2015CP001996O. – NOTICE TO CREDITORS. The administration of the estate of Kay L. Gormley, deceased, whose date of death was June 10, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 9/9/2015. Attorney for Personal Representative: Fred H. Cumbie, Jr. Attorney Florida Bar Number: 0141664 Overstreet, Miles, Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A. 100 Church Street Kissimmee, Florida 34741.

Telephone: (407) 847-5151 E-Mail: fcumbie@omcflaw.com. Personal Representative: Gayle Patricia Gregorius 14146 Sapphire Bay Circle Orlando, Florida 32828.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM: #126 Cynthia De La Cruz #127 Felix Gonzalez #129 Tiffany Danielle Lopez #221 Julia Arroyo #244 Charles Holzschuh Jr. #301 John Hughes #314 Sheila Fields #402 Kelsey Robinson #558 Somer Rein #619 Somer Ann Rein #713 Shannon Forgue PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: UNIT 22 EDITH J MICHELLE FIE HOGUE, UNIT 39 LATIMER RAUL ANDINO, UNIT 158 ROBERTO MORALES, UNIT 201 MARTIN VALLE CLASS, UNIT 203 ELIZABETH ORTIZ, UNIT 211 JASHIRA MARIE OTERO OTERO, UNIT 218 KRISTINE ANSPATCH, UNIT 242 JOSE M RAMOS, UNIT 288 CHRISTOPHER LEE JOHNSON, UNIT 299 CLIFFORD BEASLEY III, UNIT 353 JACK DANIEL BLACK, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT1:30pm, #119- Willie Roundtree; #213- William Gell Martinez; #224- Christian Reyes Maldonado; #233- Tryphenia B Sonnylal; #237- Teresa Torres; #242- Victor Pacheco; #324- Jinane Naciri; #328- Iris Santana; #330- Luisa H Leal; #416- Marlina Ramoz; #1208- Albert C Ellis; #1220-Ronald J Sylvia; #1303- Alberto Villanueva; #1308Kaleigh Carter; #1327- Levy P Saylor IV; #1337-Jorge A Miranda; #1425- Susan L Fama; #1513- Elizabeth Ruiz Court.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM: b727-Dorothy Petrie, B766-Christian Rodriguez Oliveras, D011-Asia Thompson, E916-Maricela Salinas ,F233-Betsy Vasquez, G319-Alejandor Aveletra Espinosa delos Monteros,H399-Patrick Thermitus,H423 Glenn Goodman, H448-Brandon Rivera, H478-Michael Despain, H487-Zulhey Acosta Zabala, I503-Walynda Thompson, I542- Ericka Mcnealy, I558-Maria De Lourdes Silva SAnchez, I563-Jennifer Marquez, I605-Denise Agnes Ortiz MArtinez, I608-Maricela Salinas, J653-EnothTorres, K714-Elfina Salinas.

Self Storage Zone/University, 11583 University Blvd, Orlando Fl., 32817 hereby gives notice that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below To enforce a lien imposed on said property under the Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes Florida Section 83.80183.809…The under signed will be auctioned online at www.storagebattles.com until Sept 22,2015 @ 2:00pm. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone 11583 University Blvd Orlando Fl 32817. Unit A017–Jonathan Bailey (Household Goods), Unit D335 – Robert Wingo (Household), Unit D641 – John Lombardi (Household), Unit D648 -Thomas W Akin (Household items). Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party.

Notice is hereby given that on September 30th 2015 Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: Extra Space Storage 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 September 30th 2:00pm #232- Christine Scott-Household items, #1072-Brian Lynch-Furniture, #720-Garvey JohnsonPiano,cabinets, #149-Diana AndradeHousehold items, #1021-Agnes Feliciano-Household items, #951-The Car Port Specialist Inc-Home furnishings. Extra Space Storage 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 3800046 September 30th 11:00am #320 Lorenzo Ferguson Jr. – furniture, boxes, household items. #535 Michael Brandwein – tools, kitchen items, household items. #706 Beverly Rodriguez – bins, totes, clothes, wheelchair, mattress. #1602 Gabriel Taylor-household goods and furniture. #2019 Valerie Placeres – furniture and household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

ORLANDOWEEKLY.COM/JOBS Clerical Assistant Needed Clerical Assistant is needed to help partners with administrative tasks and help. Candidates must have strong communication skills and computer skills.

Job description: Tasks include phone communications drafting and sending written correspondence, scheduling and maintaining business and personal calendars, and maintaining electronic and hard files. Please reply to this email if you are the right person for the job: brmarshallo@ outlook.com

Utility Service Worker I/II City of Orlando 6119021

Director of Library Services Full Sail University 6119199

Housekeeping Manager Loews Hotels at Universal Orlando 6119020

Hospitality / Retail / Restaurant - Customer Service & Sales Positions - Change Careers Marketing Consultants of Orlando 6119185

F & B Attendant - Hideaway Bar & Grille Loews Hotels at Universal Orlando 6119018

Senior Analyst Business Systems - HRIS Universal Orlando 6118987 Healthcare Manager (Orlando, FL) sought

by Medical Devices Co. with experience conducting clinical outcome research and medical device technology assessments.

Must also have experience researching markets for adaptability of medical devices to clinical practices in LATAM. No Travel or Language Req. Biology MA+1 or BA+5. Send resumes by postal mail only to: Rui Coelho, Manager, Mitec Medical LLC, 618 E South Street, Suite 500, Orlando, FL 32801.

Seeking personal assistant/office assistant to work on a part-time basis. Potential duties may include running errands and basic clerical/office (answering telephone, greeting visitors, copying, filing, word processing, document preparation, etc.)

Duties may be expanded depending on experience and professional development.

No legal experience necessary. Please send resume to sasmitoni@gmail.com.

Engineer Network Universal Orlando 6118986

Shift Leader Qdoba 6104146

Sales and Marketing Career Night - Diamond International Resorts - Orlando Diamond Resorts International 6119197

Education and Training Coordinator Florida Literacy Coalition 6119207

Bilingual (Spanish & English) Inbound Customer Service Advisor Sears Holding 6119208

CDL-A Owner Operator Truck Drivers Hub Group Trucking 6118260

Patient Care Assistant Orlando Orthopedic Center 6119200

Online Enrollment Guide The Los Angeles Film School 6113609

School Secretary - Registrar Lake Eola Charter School 6113582

Collections and Sales Representative OneMain Financial Orange City FL Citi 6119054

Pediatric Rheumatologist, BC / BE Ped Rheumatology, (ABMS) Nemours Children’s Hospital 6117426

HR Management Consultant Seawright & Associates 6113668

Front Office Supervisor - Brevard (Rockledge, FL) IMPOWER (Intervention Services, Inc) 6113666

Warehouse Manager Pro Image Solutions 6105247

Paramedic (Seasonal, Part-Time Overnight, or Full-Time Overnight positions available) Wet n Wild 6113583

Early Childhood Development Staff | YMCA of Central Florida @ Walt Disney World YMCA of Central Florida 6118981

Sales Coordinator B Resort located in the Walt Disney World Resort 6118982

Maintenance & Repair Technician - Commercial Facilities Landmark Contracting 6118979

Teller - Fort Pierce Harbor Community Bank 6113371

Support Aide IV-Counselor/Social Worker Volunteers of America of Florida 6113660

Community Specialist SSVF Volunteers of America of Florida 6113661

Retail Cashier Delaware North Companies 6113657

Admissions Representative The Los Angeles Film School (Winter Park, FL) 6118795

Guest Service Agent Drury Hotels 6118760

Licensed Health and Life Insurance Agent A&B Insurance and Financial 6099544

System Administrator My Florida Regional MLS 6113163

RN Clinical Education Specialist (Prescott, AZ) Yavapai Regional Medical Center 6113134

Pool Restaurant Supervisor-Sand Bar-The Gaylord Palms Resort & Convention Center Marriott International 6118752

Classroom Teacher: Grade 2 Trinity Lutheran Church & School 6113364

Pediatric Nurses - Hemodialysis Mobil Dialysis 6118750

HR Generalist Kimley-Horn and Associates 6113046 Human Resources Manager - Part Time Jeremiah’s Italian Ice 6118977

Electrician / Electrician Helper / Journeyman Terry’s Electric Inc. 6113664

Health & Safety Manager LEGOLAND Florida 6111312

Public Relations Manager Give Kids The World 6113166

GED Instructor Paxen 6110027

Co-Teachers / Youth Mentors / Child Development - YMCA Before & After Elementary School Programs YMCA of Central Florida 6113365

Regional Director Human Resources State of FL Orange Lake Resorts, Holiday Inn Club Vacations 6107888

FULL TIME Customer Service Sales and Marketing Professional - Entry Level Movari Marketing, Inc. 6113649

Retail Event Staff Needed - Immediate Hire Movari Marketing, Inc. 6113648

Housekeeping- Full Time, Walt Disney World Walt Disney World Resort 6118700

Surgical Tech Cert FT St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6119212 Salon Chair Rental Rustic Industrial French design 10 chair salon has a few chairs to rent! Located in Winter Park just between 436 and 17-92.

A very warm elegant salon with lovely clientele just away from the crowded downtown area. Very roomy work space with a relaxed atmosphere and incredibly comfortable sinks your clients will enjoy not to mention a large parking lot to accommodate clientele. We are strictly a hair salon but have great neighbors down the way at New York nails for mani pedis!

J and Company Hair Studio is a must visit to truly appreciate the space you would be renting. Please email if interested in seeing jandcompanyhairstudio@gmail. com. If you stop by please ask to speak to the owner, Jennifer. Orlando’s best kept secret!

Cooks Qdoba 6104141

FIBERGLASS LAMINATOR Pro Image Solutions 6115250

RN-Surgical PCU-Orlando Nights Florida Hospital 6118525

Start your Humanitarian Career at One World Center and gain experience through international service work in Africa. Program has costs. Info@OneWorldCenter.org

Front Office Agent Embassy Suites Orlando - Lake Buena Vista South 6101093

Cruise Vacation Agent, Disney Cruise Line (Celebration, FL) Walt Disney World Resort 6118701

Clinical Staff Pharmacist - Pharmacy - East Orlando - On Call Florida Hospital 6118527

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IT Help Desk Tourico Holidays Inc. 6118698

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Maintenance Project Manager National Airlines 6118538

Public Relations Rep LEGOLAND Florida 6111745

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Multi-Media Account Executive Orlando Weekly 6111726

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