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Bearly legal This was a heartbreaking, unnecessary massacre (“Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission closes bear hunt after 48 hours,” Oct. 26). Not what the majority wanted at all. Black bears are not a threat to humans – over 90 percent of their diet is plants and insects, and they are not typically aggressive by nature. It is exceptionally cowardly and cruel to hunt these creatures. Bear-proof trash cans have been proven to reduce bear-human contact by 95 percent.

That was the real solution here – not this disastrous hunt.

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8 Endorsements

38 Couchsurfing: Only the lonely

Our picks for office in the Nov. 3 municipal elections

Stylish Iranian vampire flick A Girl Walks Alone at Night follows its own formula

8 This Modern World

38 Opening in Orlando

11 Tales from the dark side

Movies opening this week: Burnt, Our Brand Is Crisis, Room and more

Stories about scary monsters, super freaks and two local haunts

38 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

19 Halloween events Our list of stuff to do this spoopy weekend

arts & culture 25 Avant Garde

music 45 Apathy isn’t free Desaparecidos reunite to give The Man the finger and the people some hope

Bridging a 70-year career, 35 paintings by the tireless Harold Garde signify a steady point of view

45 Picks This Week

26 Pulling strings

46 Feedback

Accidental Music Festival launches its 2015-2016 season with a concert by Yarn/Wire, continuing to weave a tradition of innovation

Music updates from around town: Odessos, the Fest, Kick Bright Shop & Buttons

29 Live Active Cultures

Norsekorea releases a colorful compilation, Matt Pond takes a turn toward the commercial and Atom Age digs deep into the American soul

Two real-life mad scientists animated Orlando on Back to the Future Day

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

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31 Catfished

48 Selections

31 Tip Jar The B-52s’ Fred Schneider helps open Breyting Community Roaster in DeLand, Larkin’s Famous Subs closes after 34 years, plus more in our weekly food roundup

32 10 Under $10 More spots where you can grab lunch for less than a sawbuck

35 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve eaten at recently

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47 This Little Underground

food & drink Braccia presents itself as a pizzeria with Brazilian leanings, but fresh-squeezed juice is the safest thing on the menu

FWC has proven that it is completely incompetent at managing a bear hunt. Everything they promised wouldn’t happen happened in the first day. Cubs, adolescents and lactating mothers were slaughtered. They went over quota. Evidence is emerging of FWC officers violating the law to let hunters have illegal bears. This hunt must never happen again and the officials and law-breaking officers must be held accountable for what they have done. The false argument that hunting somehow equals conservation is completely debunked and shown to be a fraud.

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If a hunt is necessary, then so be it. I would never do it, but that’s my choice. But at least 95 percent of those bears were hunted as trophies and not for food. And pictures of you and the bear you just shot doesn’t impress me at all.

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ENDORSEMENTS

Mayor of Orlando: Mayor Buddy Dyer

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ere’s the thing we hate about endorsements: There is no such thing as a perfect candidate for office. There are no politicians with whom we always agree. There is no local government body that’s as efficient and lean and responsive as it could be. And there’s not a year that goes by when we don’t raise a fist to the sky and curse the powers that be for something boneheaded they’ve done that makes life in the City Beautiful a little bit uglier than it should be.

So whenever we endorse a candidate for office, it always feels a little disingenuous – we always have reservations.

Take Mayor Buddy Dyer, for instance.

He has a vision for this city, and he’s been able to see it through, despite naysayers, despite an economic recession, despite funding shortfalls. But we don’t like that his vision is focused so intently on downtown that we sometimes wonder if he has a real grasp on what goes on in less-desirable neighborhoods. As political activists and community organizers are quick to tell you, there are two Orlandos: There’s the one that’s full of shiny new buildings and soccer stadiums and gastropubs and a high-end performing arts center. Then there’s the one that’s one paycheck away from homelessness – an Orlando that’s being pushed further and further away from the downtown core. That Orlando can’t afford to live in high-rise condos or buy tickets to the theater. That Orlando used to be located in close proximity to downtown, but it’s slowly being pushed aside in the name of progress.

The mayor and City Council say their efforts to bring new development downtown will improve adjacent communities, and we hope that’s the case. But will the people who live in those communities now be able to afford what the new downtown Orlando has to offer? If not, where

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will they end up when they’ve been displaced? We’d like to hear more from the mayor and City Council on that matter.

And that’s where our endorsements come into play this year. We like the life we’ve seen Dyer bring to downtown Orlando. We like that we have a soccer team that people rally around, and that the team plans to base itself in our midst rather than out in the ’burbs. Although we’ve been critical of the process by which it came to be, we like that the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts shows so much promise – and that our downtown now has a centerpiece that’s built on the concept of arts and culture, rather than bar-hopping. We like that the University of Central Florida, which seemed for the longest time more interested in building its own downtown on the east side, is now committed to bringing a new presence to downtown Orlando.

We love that downtown is starting to feel like a destination, and we don’t want to see that progress come to a halt. Which we fear is what would happen if a new mayor who disagrees with Dyer and his vision comes to office and decides to dismantle it in the name of tax cuts and downsizing government. There’s a delicate balance that has been struck here, and we don’t think that now is the time to pull the plug.

So we’re endorsing Dyer, but with a caveat: Mr. Mayor, in your next term, we want to see your vision for the rest of the city. And by vision, we don’t mean that we want to hear how downtown’s growth is going to have a trickledown effect on surrounding neighborhoods. We want you to tell us how you’re going to make sure that organically unique neighborhoods like Ivanhoe Village don’t just get plowed down by developers who want to capitalize on their cachet. We want you to tell us how you plan to bring economic opportunity to the Orlando that’s struggling to get by on minimum-wage jobs – something that all of the candidates challenging

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Commissioner Sam Ings for his District 6 seat have addressed in their campaigns.

Maybe you could invite some of them to bring their ideas to you and come up with an economic plan that doesn’t just focus on the city’s infrastructure, but on its people.

We’re endorsing you, Mayor Dyer, but that doesn’t mean our support is unconditional. We’re challenging you to use this next term to bring all of Orlando – not just downtown – under your umbrella.

City Council, District 4: Commissioner Patty Sheehan

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s with Mayor Dyer, we’ve disagreed with Commissioner Patty Sheehan on some of the decisions she’s made during her tenure in office. However, she’s nothing if not dedicated to her job, her district and the city. Her challengers bring valid concerns about city governance to the table – the city’s residents certainly deserved more discussion about raising the city’s property taxes by $1 for every $1,000 of property value before commissioners signed off on it, for instance – but of all the commissioners sitting on City Council now, Sheehan is not the one with whom we have the most concerns. Unlike some of her col-

leagues, she’s been outspoken even when her point of view has been unpopular and she’s been critical of the mayor’s administration when nobody else was speaking up. Sheehan is refreshingly plainspoken, a passionate public servant and an accessible representative for her district.

City Council, District 6: Ka’Juel Washington

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echnically, we’d like to say that voters in District 6 should vote for anybody but incumbent Commissioner Sam Ings, who couldn’t even be bothered to give us a phone interview this campaign season. Ings is facing four challengers, and we’re throwing our support behind Ka’Juel Washington.

While he’s not the most politically experienced of the candidates, he holds a law degree, he volunteers with the Coalition for the Homeless, and he’s passionate about raising the minimum wage for lower-income workers. In fact, his economic platform focuses on ensuring that any business contracting with the city pays workers a living wage of $15 per hour. That’s something we can get behind. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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In this week’s issue, we’re telling you tales from the dark side Even the most cynical among us can’t resist a good horror story – there’s something primal about allowing the imagination to conjure the worst-case scenario, the scariest psychic phenomenon, the darkest basement. So we reached out to local writers to ask them to tell us their best horror stories. The first two, from a connoisseur of Orlando’s most haunted and horrifying locales, are true stories; the others are fictional tales written by local authors who participated in There Will Be Words’ Halloween flash fiction reading on Oct. 13, at which writers had 500 words in which to tell the scariest stories they could conjure. Enjoy.

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DOCTOR IS IN

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PHOTO COURTESY OF MICHAEL GAVIN

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s if being located next to a cemetery weren’t frightening enough, murder, mystery and despair fuel the frequent paranormal activity found at one of Central Florida’s most haunted houses: a ballroom-style Queen Anne Victorian built in 1903 that was originally located across from Apopka’s oldest cemetery.

In the 1920s, a physician named Dr. Thomas McBride bought the mansion. He lived with his wife, Helen, on the second floor and saw patients on the first. For more than 50 years, the good doctor kept up his practice, and countless lives were ushered into the world by the popular doc. In 1956, though, his wife, an aviation trainer, took things in a darker direction.

“Apopka, FL (United Press) – Mrs. Helen McBride confessed to shooting

an airline ticket agent to death after he slapped her down in a property argument, police said.”

Charles Richard Green, who worked for National Airlines in Orlando, was shot dead in the McBrides’ home.

Helen McBride was allegedly confined to the home after the murder, thanks to her husband’s influence and prominence.

She died in the master bedroom of her home some five years later. She passed in her white gown early one morning. Dr. McBride remained in practice at the home until his own passing in 1978.

For seven years after that, the house stood abandoned, an empty, neglected murder mansion, silently standing guard over the adjacent cemetery. Soon, visions of ghosts roaming the second floor, tales of doors opening and closing on their own and strange sounds fueled the local lore.

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it was equipped to function as a modern restaurant. Patrons of the establishment soon began to notice that all was not well.

According to one worker, “There were reports of a lady in a blue dress walking down the stairs. [People would] move out of the way to let her by. The stairs were rampant with cold spots, and lights would turn off and on by themselves. I worked there one Halloween. They were having a séance on the third floor, and the chandeliers were swaying violently on the second floor. I left after my shift, and the air felt heavy.” Others recalled that another manager would be sure to wish the empty building good night upon turning off the lights for the evening.

The popular dining destination went bankrupt, leaving Dr. McBride’s home to once again sit abandoned – this time, for another 11 years. Or so it would seem.

Witnesses claim to have seen lights in the attic, spectral forms gliding past windows, even screams heard from within the vacant Victorian mansion. Alarms would draw the police, only for them to find the premises secure with no evidence of intrusion. One account tells of an investigator who noticed a curtain drawn back and a light on in the second-floor window.

Empty, dark and foreboding (if not decaying), the home bore the mantle of a classic haunted house, making a perfect setting for Halloween events – and over the years, it was home to several. While planning for one such event, Keith Lock, of Magical Art and Design, toured the sec-

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ightclubs come and go all the time in downtown Orlando. Some say location is the key to success, but if that were the case, one would think that a historic building just a few steps from the hustle and bustle of Orange Avenue and at the back door to Church Street would be the perfect place for a long-lasting club.

However, the two-story structure at 17 W. Pine St. has endured many incarnations: the Blue Room, Deja Vu, Liquid Night Club, Club Zen, Voyage Night Club. What many people don’t know is that the building is known as a gateway for phantoms, haunts and spirits.

In the late 1800s, a man named Elijah

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ond floor. As he and his team entered what used to be the master bedroom, he noticed a portrait of the doctor.

“We walked through to lay the plot of the haunt,” he says. “Shortly after, we went downstairs and heard a crash from the second floor. When we got to the room, the portrait was face down on the floor. No one else was in the building, the windows were closed and there was no air moving in the room.”

During a Halloween radio broadcast in 1999, more than faux phantoms haunted the home. Reporters were taunted by sounds thudding from the locked thirdfloor attic, chilling drops in temperature and the sensation of unseen objects brushing by. At another event for a group of horror writers, handprints allegedly materialized and danced around the possibly possessed portrait of Dr. McBride.

During a recent photo shoot at the majestic mansion, chandeliers swayed as if from a phantom breeze in the otherwise still, quiet ballroom.

Some may recall this building as the Captain and Cowboy restaurant that was once located here. To others, it will always be known as Townsend’s Plantation, socalled for the Orlando lawyer who moved the home from Apopka-Greenwood cemetery to its current location at the corner of routes 436 and 441. But to most, this venerable Victorian mansion, which is now owned by the city of Apopka, is known as Highland Manor, a popular venue for weddings and other private events.

Hand moved to Orlando. He was a skilled carpenter, and he set up shop in the building at 15-17 W. Pine St. While his retail furniture business benefited homes across the community, Hand had a far greater impact on Central Florida with his other, more unconventional talent – he was an undertaker. Not just any undertaker – he was the first in town.

Prior to his arrival, people who passed away needed to be buried within a day or two of their death because there was no way to slow the process of decay. A new process of preservation called embalming allowed families to delay burial for several days, giving families time to contact distant loved ones who wished to pay their respects. This new way of preserving bodies was brought to Orlando by Hand, who set up a furniture and funeral business in CONTINUED ON PaGe 14

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the heart of downtown.

Elijah Hand was eventually succeeded by his son, Carey, in 1914. By 1920 a new funeral home was built across the street (in what is now one of UCF’s downtown campus buildings), known as the Carey Hand Funeral Home. It was the first in the region with a chapel, and a few years later it also had the distinction of being the first with a crematorium.

The original Hand funeral home at 15-17 W. Pine St., meanwhile, served as a daycare and a school. Renovations in 1985 brought the property up to date with its current look as a nightclub, but it seems that workers may have disturbed more than just dust during their renovations. In addition to reports that people could hear phantom footsteps emanating from the second floor, nightclub acts waiting in the upstairs green room complained of a heavy presence in the air.

Some reported seeing ghosts of a woman or small children running about on the second floor. A TV psychic once filmed a segment of her cable TV show from the second floor of the former funeral parlor.

Encountering several spirits during her walkthrough, she confirmed the name of one of the spirits as Robert.

When preparations began for the first Orlando Hauntings Ghost Tours in October 2000, the venue was home to the Blue Room nightclub. Employees of the club described feeling cold spots and sensing eerie activity in the building.

One employee told us that she befriended the young child of the club’s owners, and that he would come running to greet her whenever she called his name. One day, she said, she called for the child, and he didn’t respond.

Alarmed, she called out for him several times while searching the first floor. She ran upstairs to the second floor, calling the child’s name again, searching from office to office. She finally found him sitting cross-legged on the floor in one of the rooms, and she was taken aback by the sinister grin on his face. She scolded him, demanding to know what he was up to. In a voice that was clearly not that of a little boy he replied: “Just playing.” After some interrogation, the child told her that he was entertaining an imaginary friend by the name of Mr. Robert. The child was never allowed to play on the second floor again.

These days, the building is once again active as a nightclub known as Ice Orlando, and the most popular spirits available are those served to the patrons at the bar – perhaps a fitting remedy to mask the cold spots that were once reported to spook visitors to the former Elijah Hand furniture store and funeral parlor. Will the new life brought to 17 W. Pine St. be enough to keep the building’s ghosts at bay, or will the building eventually succumb to its darker design? Find out for yourself.

Michael Gavin began his spirited journey working at Terror on Church Street (which he says was haunted). He wrote and co-produced Orlando’s first haunted history tour in 2000. He’s also been a commercial photographer, co-host of a paranormal radio show and a writer for GHOST! Magazine. As the “Paranormal Paparazzi,” his photos (and writings) have been published in Forbes, Playboy, the St. Augustine Entertainer, Inside the Magic and Gores Truly. He’s currently crafting a book chronicling his ghostly adventures and dark-themed photography.

after all of our apocalypses, even after every armageddon ...

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he phone in this fallout shelter won’t work. I’ve been trying to get a dial tone for days, but the landline’s been dead since everything went dark. The cell towers, the Internet, the TV, they all went a while back, before the electricity, before the city went black.

The generator’s running out of gas, like the planet. We thought we had that problem solved with solar, and the panels would work, if the sun wasn’t blacked out by the bombs or the eruptions.

Scientists think ISIS and Ebola are probably to blame for the zombies. And

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that it might all have something to do with the nukes Russia dropped and GMOs and vaccines.

Near as anyone can tell, it went down like this: Climate change and global warming led to large swaths of land no longer being arable and the sharp decline in agricultural yields caused the price of food to skyrocket. People flocked to the cities because there was a better chance of feeding their families – that’s where the government was giving out aid rations.

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civil unrest broke out, the whole country went post-Katrina, rioting, looting. People protested the austerity measures and martial law and the curfew, but the response from the militarized police and National Guard was so swift and forceful that all dissent was quickly quelled.

But then illegal aliens carrying Ebola, terrorists who’d infected themselves with the virus, crossed the border, disguised as refugees seeking asylum from our airstrikes and immigrants coming here to steal free healthcare and welfare.

Biochemical warfare, up close and personal, sandwich artists sneezing on your 6-inch, commuters coughing on the subway. The first wave was Suicide Ebola bombers, but suddenly anyone under the weather was an unwitting accomplice of the IS. With everyone concentrated in population centers, the plague was uncontrollable. After months and months of going without fresh fruit or vegetables, of eating wheat rations and meat pumped full of antibiotics, our entire country was left immuno-compromised. Everyone walking around overweight and weak and tired, feeling that feeling you get right before you get sick, only all the time. And so the epidemic washed over every city in waves.

The Soviets, spooked about being next, split an atom over every major metropolis and declared a quarantine to isolate the outbreak. Geologists believe fracking in the Rockies combined with the payload Putin dropped on Denver is what triggered the super-volcano under Yellowstone. We haven’t seen the sun since.

The CDC speculates radiation from

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t was a stormy Saturday night at Tyler’s house. Fish stick night. His mother, Joyce, was out on a date. She worked a lot too, and over time, Tyler had gotten used to making his own meals. He planned to take advantage of the evening alone and watch a horror movie. The weekend before, his friend Ryan had been over and

the blasts catalyzed a heretofore unrecognized reaction between a component found in many common vaccines and a chemical byproduct of the agricultural methods used in growing GMO wheat – presto! Geiger-emitting Ebola zombies, puking and shitting irradiated, infectious necro-waste, eating anything and anyone they can find before they fall over to become biohazardous landmines.

The only survivors now navigate the perpetual dismal dusk of a dead and decaying society. The fetid stench of a rotting and rancid civilization filling our every breath, we search for canned food from one safe house to the next, hoping to come into contact with any other immunes not carrying the virus but hopefully carrying some spam. Or Chef Boyardee.

I’ve been holed up here for days, trying to call anyone, anywhere to figure out where to head next, but the landlines went with the electricity. I’ve already siphoned every gas tank around that isn’t a diesel and now the generator’s almost out of gas and I’m down to my last two tins of Hormel. Sitting on a half-collapsed wall, watching the last lights on the horizon go as the grid finally gives out, the last gasp of our once great nation, my reverie is interrupted by a ringing.

The phone! I rush down the ladder and lunge for the receiver – “Hello!”

“Hello, this is American Education Services calling on behalf of Sallie Mae with an important message about your student loans.”

JC Sevcik is on the board of directors of Seattle City of Literature, and he is the current writer in residence at the Kerouac House.

they binge-watched the Friday the 13th series, ending on Jason Takes Manhattan, which wasn’t really true of the title – most of it took place on a boat.

Tyler’s mother didn’t like him watching slasher movies. Or horror movies. Or anything entertaining, for that matter. But with her out of the picture, he was prepared to watch something that he had only heard about. A movie so scary, it didn’t even have name. A movie reportedly banned in 51 countries. A movie people boasted of having watched as an act of bravery. Tyler doubted its existence, and that night, he was determined to find out.

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anticipation.

“Nah, man,” Ryan said.

“What the hell?” Tyler said. “Why not?”

“Haven’t gotten a chance yet. You wanna borrow it, or what?”

Tyler put the tape in his backpack.

“I guess one of us has to have some guts around here,” he said, walking off.

Thunder rumbled from outside, growing louder as rain beat against the windows. Tyler sat on his living room couch with a plate of fish sticks and ketchup and pressed play on the VCR remote. Wavy tracking lines ran across the black screen. There was no title, no production company, and no opening credits. It opened with a shot of a horrific screeching female ghoul with long, stringy hair. Her eyes were a fiery yellow and her mouth was agape with jagged, bloody teeth. Tyler felt unnerved, but he wasn’t afraid. It was just weird.

The scene cut to a darkened cell where a naked man crawled on the ground, moaning in agony. His railthin body was bruised and battered.

He looked up at the camera, revealing two mangled holes where his eyes had been stabbed out.

“Please…” he cried in a desperate voice. “Turn it off!”

Tyler took a bite of fish sticks and shook his head. Another boom of thunder sounded from outside, followed by flashes of lightning.

The metallic door to the prisoner’s cell swung open as two wolf-like mongrels with long snouts and red eyes stormed inside and tore the man to pieces. The camera didn’t shy away.

The film quality looked cheap, but the special effects were top-notch.

Just as the scene cut to another similar-looking cell and prisoner, the power went out. After his initial annoyance, Tyler felt a chill, and his imagination began running wild in the darkness. Lightning flashed, and he could have sworn he saw something in the kitchen. A lanky figure with wild hair. His heart raced as goosebumps covered his arms.

“Mom?” he said nervously.

He sat frozen to the couch, waiting for a response, but there was no answer. Then the room went black again.

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TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT n

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eekademus, Master Demonologist and part-time necromancer, let out a chuckle.

It had taken five arduous cycles of traveling to forgotten places to gather each element that the infernal forces of evil required.

But before the sun rose again, they would pay.

All those who had laughed at him saying, “Nick, stop this two-bit rennie fair bullshit. You’re over 60. You can’t walk around dressed as Gandalf any more.” All those who had mocked him over the years and made him feel less than.

To hell with them all. Literally. Tonight he would summon a demon and the world would tremble before him.

He could already hear them begging for their pathetic lives. Joy! The day had been spent preparing the summoning chamber – the basement of a local Knights of Columbus hall, of which he was a board member. Board members got full access. You only had to agree to brew the coffee for the monthly pancake breakfast – a no-brainer.

In the center of the room was the expected pentagram, drawn out using the ashes of 100 executed murderers. This wasn’t required, but when summoning a demon, go big. Surrounding the pentagram were protective glyphs painted with his own blood.

He had only one candlestick, but when your “Hand of Glory” candlestick is made using the right hand of Jeffrey Dahmer, you don’t need a second.

He threw toxic herbs on a brazier fueled by the finest Chernobyl coal. Acrid clouds of green smoke began to plume.

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Reading from a cursed grimoire, Neekademus prattled his way through some ancient tongue as he completed the ritual with care and precision.

With the last words uttered, he waited.

Nothing. He made another attempt and then another. Nothing. He scanned the room. Ah, the mandrake root. Quickly he threw it onto the burning coals.

Shazam!

A noxious cloud of death! There! A classic demon – a big red beast with rows of sharp teeth and black leathery wings appeared in the center of the pentagram.

“Demon! I summoned you and as such, I now control you.”

“Really?” Smiling, it stepped out of the pentagram.

Neekademus stammered. “You aren’t supposed to do that.” He snatched the grimoire, pointing at its pages.

The demon grabbed him by the shoulders and lifted him into the air.

“I’m going to eat you,” it said. “I will swallow you in one gulp. I’m feeling generous tonight.”

“I don’t understand. Every component of the spell was satisfied. We should be out conquering my sworn enemies. Not this.”

“You forgot one very important thing.” It licked its lips.

“What?”

“Eye of Newt.”

“No. I have plenty of that. Check out the spice rack in the corner.”

“That I see, but that’s regular Eye of Newt. My summoning requires something much more evil. The Eye of Newt …”

“No. Don’t say it.”

“Gingrich.”

The demon swallowed Neekademus whole. He rubbed his full belly.

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rescue the rattiest bedsheet from a nearby clothing donation box. I trim it to where I think I could see Neil’s knees and feet. I cut two eyeholes, arm holes, and a slit where I think his mouth would likely be.

Neil frowns when he sees the bedsheet body stretched taut between my fingers. He wants to say: This is the third year in a row.

“Pretend you’re your mother this time,” I say.

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Oct. 28 halloween holiday horror Movie night Halloween movie night with Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Trick R’ Treat and the original Halloween. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636; mygeekeasy.com. halloween horror nights 25 Universal Studios unleashes ghouls, zombies, creepy clowns and more on the masses who flock to visit the professionally designed haunted houses, scare zones and creepy experiences.

This year, Jack the insane clown is back to host the event for its 25th anniversary.

Wednesday, 5 pm, every night through Sunday, Nov. 1; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $49.99$76.99; 407-363-8000; halloweenhorrornights.com. holiday Social Enjoy pizza, salad, wine and live musical accompaniment at this costumed benefit for the College Park Neighborhood Arts Center. Wednesday, 7-9 pm; Cavanaugh’s Fine Wines, 1215 Edgewater Drive; $20; 407-335-0566.

Mickey’s not So Scary halloween Party The Magic Kingdom hosts a Halloween party and guests are encouraged to dress in costume and go trick or treating around the park.

Wednesday, 7 pm, through Sunday, Nov. 1; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $68; 407-824-4321.

Scare Fair open house Dress up in your favorite costume for a fun-filled community event featuring a haunted house, food trucks, costume and pumpkin carving

contests, tricks and treats, refreshments and more.

Wednesday, 5-8:30 pm; Keiser University, 5600 Lake Underhill Road; free; 888-844-8404; kuopenhouse.com.

Zombie Prom: Scholars & Scoundrels, Sweet cambodia, useless Jester, the Western Sons, Tears of a Tyrant Live music, food trucks and prizes. Win Zombie Prom King or Queen 2015. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Oct. 29 anime Game Show: horror Edition A special Halloween edition of the Anime Game Show. Cosplay encouraged.

Thursday, 6-10 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The knightmare haunted house A new haunted house with 8,000 square feet of horror. Thursday, 7:30 pm-1 am, through Saturday; 5707 Dot Com Court, Oviedo; $15; 407-953-4030.

The Shallow Grave The largest indoor, privatelyowned haunt zone in Florida, Shallow Grave offers two unique haunted attractions with highly immersive scare zones around every corner.

Thursday, 7:30-10 pm, FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm-midnight; The Shallow Grave, 701 N.W. 42nd St., Winter Haven; $17$40; theshallowgrave.com.

Oct. 30 carved: a Pumpkin’s Musical adventure It has been 25 years since the king of Pumpkinville disappeared.

Each year, young pumpkins leave their village hoping to find him, but return empty-handed. Will things be different when a young

pumpkin named Earnest is finally allowed to search?

Friday, 7 pm, Saturday, 11 am, 12:30 pm & 3 pm, Sunday, 3 pm, 4:30 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $7-$11; 407877-4736; gardentheatre.org. death Rattle: keith Evan, atnarko, Mathew Scott, Queens of noise House music costume party. Friday, 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670. dRiP’s underground vampire Bar Performance art group DRIP creates a safe haven for vampires and their human friends. Sip blood from the bar, watch dancers enjoy blood baths, take a blood shower, witness human sacrifices and enjoy a full theatrical show. Live music from the Bloody Jug Band on Saturday. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm-midnight; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $35-$79; 347-855-3747; ilovedrip.com.

Face the Fear house: dolls international Exhibition A themed haunted house based around a cursed doll collection. Friday, 8-11 pm, through Saturday; Old Longwood Elementary School, 840 Orange Ave., Longwood; $12; 407-3240203; facethefearhouse.com.

Ghost Station A Halloween party from Literocalypse with costumes, scary stories to tell in the dark, interactive art installations and a dance party. Friday, 9 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5. halloween Eve Party: king of all drunks, the Glorious Rebellion, Junior Bruce, Thomas hewitt Pre-Halloween party.

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Friday, 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

The halloween Pub crawl Wear your best costume for this pub crawl and you could win free drinks for a year. Friday, 8 pm; Downtown Orlando, Orange Avenue and Central Boulevard; $10-$20; orlandopubcrawl.com.

Majora’s Masquerade: Zelda halloween dance Party A Zelda-themed costume party with music from James Landino, dj-Jo, Benjamin Briggs and Hoshikuzu Kid. Friday, 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Masked in Mystery - a costume Ball Enjoy food, drinks, a costume contest, celebrities and live entertainment at this costume ball benefit. Friday,

7-11 pm; Citrus Club, 255 S. Orange Ave.; $50. an old Town halloween Old Town gets spooky for the season. Friday, 7-11 pm, through Saturday; Old Town, 5770 W. Irlo Bronson Highway, Kissimmee; free; 407-396-4888; myoldtownusa.com.

Phantasmagoria vi: The darkness Returns Live performers, fantastical dance, explosive stage combat, large scale puppetry, aerial performance and haunting storytelling combine to create a tapestry of macabre and whimsical horror. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15-$35; 407-447-1700; phantasmagoriaorlando.com.

Plazaween Xv Three days of Halloween at Wall Street with drink specials, a costume

contest and live music.

Friday, 9 pm, Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday 2 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Catch a showing of the cult classic complete with shadow cast and props. Friday, 9 pm, Saturday, 11:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $12-$17; 386-7361500; athensdeland.com.

Spooky Empire’s ultimate horror Weekend Horror and Halloween-themed convention, featuring a costume contest, live acts, parties and more. FridaySunday; Hyatt Regency Orlando, 9801 International Drive; $30-$199; 954-2587852; spookyempire.com.

The Tragic Prometheus 20th anniversary Reading A special reading of Roger

Floyd’s play about Mary and Percy Bysshe Shelley to benefit Dramatic Education, Inc. Friday, 8 pm; 1300 Brookhaven Drive; $10.

Zombie apocalypse Party Dress in your best zombie or apocalyptic attire to receive a discount at the bar and enjoy dark tunes from DJ Prof. Killjoy and zombie movies playing in the Offworld Lounge. Friday, 10 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com.

Oct. 31 astro Wave: an interactive voyage Halloween space party with new wave hits of yesteryear. Saturday, 9 & 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org.

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Boo-Tacular Family Fun Run The 2.75-mile course winds around the Bonnet Creek property and will include trick or treating, ghoulish characters, a haunted house, a costume contest for the kids, raffles, prizes, food and more. Saturday, 8-11:30 am; Hilton Orlando Bonnet Creek, 14100 Bonnet Creek Resort Lane; $30-$35; 407-396-1114. contagion Zone: Milo & otis A special EDM Halloween evening. Saturday, 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407-872-0066. discoween A special Halloween cocktail menu, disco and funk tunes and giveaways all night long.

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Fall Family Block Party Family event with games, inflatables, 1,000 pounds of candy, prizes and blacklight laser tag. Saturday, 5-8 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; free; 407-644-1199; calvaryorlando.org.

Fall Family Festival Children and families are invited to enjoy games, music, bounce houses, food and fun. Saturday, 5-8 pm; The Embassy, 6208 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-944-1211; orlandofallfamilyfestival.com. halloween comicfest Stop in to your favorite comic store for a free comic. Come in costume and get three.

Saturday; multiple locations; free; halloweencomicfest.com.

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halloween Spooktoberfest Costume contest, trick-ortreating, food and product vendors. Saturday, 5-9 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free. halloween Torture Show Watch the SAK players get shocked, whipped, clipped, smacked, bound and mousetrapped – all while trying to improvise for your pleasure. Saturday, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. hannibal’s halloween Bash With the Eva Weingarten Quartet Enjoy classics both old and new from the Eva Weingarten Quartet while dining and drinking in your favorite costume. Saturday, 8 pm; Hannibal’s on the Square, 511 W. New England

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Ave., Winter Park; various menu prices; 407-629-4865; hannibalslounge.com. haunted hotel Halloween party from Whats2Hot.com, Aloft and Sugarfree Media Group. Saturday, 8 pm; Aloft Hotel Orlando Downtown, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $20-$25.

Mall-o-Ween A trick-ortreating event for kids inside the mall. Saturday, 6-8 pm; Seminole Towne Center, 200 Towne Center Circle, Sanford; free; 407-323-1843.

Midnight Massacre halloween Bash Midnight Halloween party with a $50 bar tab for the best costume. Saturday, 11:55 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$4; 407-999-2570; backbooth.com.

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Saturday, 1 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $10; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com.

Night of the Living Dead halloween Party Wear a costume, grab a drink and watch the zombie classic on the lawn at Eden Bar. Saturday, 8 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

Scare away hunger A costume contest, family fun and lots of candy in exchange for canned goods. Help package meals for hungry children around the world. Saturday, 6-8:15 pm; Feeding Children Everywhere, 830 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Unit 142, Longwood; free; 888-891-6447; feedingchildreneverywhere. com.

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Thornton Park halloween Block Party A Halloween party with a $500 prize for the costume contest, music from the Sh-Booms, burlesque dancers, an art market and more. Saturday, 9 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10-$30.

Trick or Treating in the village Children receive candy from participating merchants in the Village, a marketplace housing 165 local artisans and craftspeople selling and demonstrating their products and services. Saturday, 2-5 pm; Artegon Marketplace,

5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Trick or Treat Safe Zone Children and parents enjoy four floors of trick or treating, crafts, games, lessons in ghost-hunting practices and a scavenger hunt. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Trunk-or-Treat A family-friendly Halloween alternative featuring lots of candy, games, a costume contest and a prize for the best decorated trunk.

Saturday, 3-5 pm; Christ Church of Orlando, 2200 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-856-4999; christchurchorl.org.

Welcome to Gotham city A Batman-themed Halloween party with

costumes, dancers, prizes, music, drink specials and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

Xda halloween Scary stories, a pumpkin patch, face painting, treat bags and a Haunted Mansion tour at 2:30pm. Saturday, noon & 2:30 pm; Xplosive Dance Academy, 8255 Lee Vista Blvd.; $5-$10; 407-440-4616.

Zoo Boo Bash Bring the kids to trick or treat in the wildest neighborhood around – the Central Florida Zoo. Don’t miss the costume contest at 1 p.m. Saturday, 9 am-3 pm; Central Florida Zoo & Botanical Gardens, 3755 N. U.S. Highway 17-92, Sanford; 407-323-4450; centralfloridazoo.org. n

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Avant Garde Bridging a 70-year career, 35 paintings by the tireless painter Harold Garde signify a steady point of view

By Richa R d Reep HAROLD GARDE: MID-CENTURY TO THIS CENTURY through Jan. 3, 2016 | Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-4231 | omart.org | $10

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ovely green Loch Haven Park, with its suburban sense of place, seems so relatable, so friendly. When the Orlando Museum of Art decamps for downtown, sometime in the indeterminate future decade, one hopes this accessibility is somehow portable. Inside, the museum connects viewers to the contemporary art scene like few other local institutions, and the seeker is, this fall, rewarded with two stellar shows. MetaModern explores the world of design since the 1950s, while Harold Garde gives us a beautiful and accessible experience from the same period. He reminds us that abstract expressionism isn’t all stern minimalism, but can be, rather, a rich and colorful interior experiment.

Artists and inventors share the same gene pool. Garde’s “Strappo” technique reinvented printmaking by adapting its process to painting and canvas: lifting painting off one surface (glass) onto another surface for viewing. Strappo’s look is unique, emblematic of the flatness so coveted by abstract expressionists. A wall of these paintings greets viewers as they enter the first of the Lockheed Martin galleries, each one a study in line and composition as intense and fresh as the larger canvases surrounding them.

OMA drew from Garde’s recent work,

which explores the figure in such pieces as “Big Band Jazz” – eerie because it’s so recent the paint’s probably still wet, but so retro in its subject matter. A whorl structure, its center defined in the lower right by a small spiral, is populated by repeating figures of black, red and apple-green, seeming to throw off gases of yellow and orange.

It is a beautiful expression of a moment of music, set floating in a cyanic field.

Garde’s midcentury work, after he graduated from Columbia University, populates the other gallery devoted to this exhibit.

Here, amongst a variety of styles, he can be seen finding his voice and making references to Picasso and Matisse, among others.

“Urban Autumn,” from 1959, animates the canvas with a mature look. It is a nod to Picasso, with a cubist figure in the center painted in a meaty cadmium orange. Yet it is wholly his own, an early structure of black gestural lines originating in the canvas but leaving it, anchoring the image as so many of his works do with hidden rigor.

Born in 1923, the artist splits his time between New Smyrna Beach and Maine.

His signature is the beauty that abstraction can have, and he delivers the idea that interior experience can be expressed to others.

Neither vision is easy, which is why this show should be seen. “We do these things,” said one noted president of the American midcentury, “not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” It is well to remember that statement, and look at what Garde has accomplished in his career.

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Pulling strings Accidental Music Festival launches its 2015-2016 season with a concert by Yarn/Wire, continuing to weave a tradition of innovation

By J e SS i c a B Ryc e yoU N G aCCIdenTal MUSIC FeSTIVal PreSenTS yarn/wIre 7 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 29 | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | plazaliveorlando.com | $20

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ithout new music, there is no music.”

That simple maxim is the unofficial motto of the Accidental Music Festival, and it’s a viewpoint that enlivens a new generation of classical fans.

The idea of the classical music listeneras-grayhair is an outdated one; festivals around the country like Big Ears, Ecstatic Music and Bang on a Can draw crowds of mostly young fans and showcase the work of mostly young musicians, usually playing compositions by living composers, often in venues more used to hosting rock bands rather than concert halls.

Locally, the greening of the classical audience is gaining ground. The Orlando Philharmonic’s new (33-year-old) music director debuted last week, and his first official concert included a piece by young composer Gabe Kahane. The OPO’s 2013

purchase of the Plaza, in recent years a bastion of rock shows, was another inspired move into new territory. In 2012, the Bach Festival Society, best known for performing sacred choral music, presented “Modern Masterworks,” a concert featuring six living composers; in a promo video, BFS director Dr. John Sinclair admitted that the program was daring for a group that “specializes in dead Western European men.” And in 2011, the Accidental Music Festival itself was born. That first year included a lot of improvised music, but also performances of works by Juan Trigos, John Alvarez and Orlando’s Keith Lay. Accidental Music Festival has grown and evolved since its inception; now entering its fifth season, the fest has remained committed to presenting the new-new. The first show of the 2015-2016 season features Yarn/Wire, a quartet of two percussionists and two pianists that has gained rapturous praise from the New York Times, the Guardian, the Wire and National Public Radio. A TimeOut New York review characterized the quartet as “spare, strange, and very, very new.” Which, of course, puts

them right in AMF’s wheelhouse.

“We’ve wanted to bring Yarn/Wire down for a while,” says Chris Belt, AMF program director. “We’re excited to introduce them to Central Florida.”

The quartet – percussionists Ian Antonio and Russell Greenberg, and pianists Laura Barger and Ning Yu – plans a daring program of new works, none written before 2010: David Bird’s Mediums (2015), Joseph DiPonio’s Chora (2010), Sam Pluta’s Seven (2015) and Steve Reich’s Quartet (2013). The Reich piece received its world premiere in 2014 in London; Accidental Music Festival presents its Southeastern U.S. premiere.

Reich, of course, is known for (among other things) creating intricate melody with percussion, so his works are well-suited to Yarn/Wire’s strengths.

“People often write for the piano as though it is a percussion instrument, using scrapes, harmonics, playing inside the instrument, because of the possibilities afforded by pioneers like John Cage, but also because such sounds don’t carry as much historical weight as harmonies, for instance,” Greenberg says. “Some of the most interesting pieces have been by people who tackle all the inherent challenges of the group.”

Reich has said of his Quartet that “it calls for a high level of ensemble virtuosity” – a requirement that seems tailor-made for Yarn/Wire.

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For someone who started designing multimedia spectacles for Disneyland in the 1970s and helped create iconic attractions like Epcot’s American Adventure, it’s surprising to hear Allen declare technology the least important element of good storytelling and preach resistance against the rush to make everything kinetic. He’s also refreshingly un-Disney in his frankness, whether dissing a Wall Street Journal article about the “museum of the future” as “totally off-base” or lamenting the practice in China of pouring foundations before deciding the building’s purpose. But despite the rush toward a brave new wired world, he’s optimistic that human imagination will never be obsolete, saying, “The best simulator, best ride system, best theater in the world is about five millimeters behind your eyes.”

BOB ALLEN, “CHIEF STORYTELLING OFFICER” OF IDEAS

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Two real-life mad scientists animated Orlando on Back to the Future Day Oct. 21, 2015, came and went last week, and the glaring absence of flying cars in our day-to-day lives didn’t prevent the global media from going gaga over Back to the Future. Everyone from USA Today and Nike and Toyota to our very own Orlando Museum of Art launched campaigns capitalizing on the moment when Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd arrived in the distant year of 2015, but celebrations at Universal Studios Florida – former home to the franchise’s thrill ride – were surprisingly subtle.

Doc Brown (as embodied by actor Chris Prueitt) emceed the morning brass-band sets and was mobbed during his daily meetand-greets, with scores of guests waiting up to an hour for his 4:29 p.m. appearance. A ceremony to mark the moment with some pyro would have been appreciated by the fans; even so, they sold out the park’s supply of ceremonial T-shirts.

It’s fitting that, before snapping my selfie with Doc and his DeLorean, I spent Back to the Future Day with two real-life mad scientists (in the best sense) who have been to the past, seen the future and returned to tell us that “something’s got to be done about [our] kids.”

Bob Allen came to the Orlando Museum of Art’s lunchtime lecture Art Sandwiched In to deliver a warning: The cyborgs are coming. He’s glimpsed a world where human-electronic hybrids who only care about their own needs, who suffer from crippling time poverty and crave ever-more-intense experiences, are pounding at the doors of our cultural institutions. No, Allen isn’t a post-apocalyptic novelist; he’s an ex-Imagineer and Chief Storytelling Officer of IDEAS, concept designers of attractions worldwide. And the hordes he speaks of aren’t some zombie menace, but the next generation of arts patrons that museums and theaters had better start appealing to.

Allen’s clients include Universal and Disney, OSC and MOSI, NASA and the Navy. But even without a billion-dollar budget, his observations can apply to any kind of show, event or classroom: Don’t begin with a particular tool or cool toy in mind; start instead by understanding your specific audience and defining your objectives. The human brain has evolved to respond to stories, not bullet points, so give your presentation character, action, emotion and a unique voice to make it personally relevant. A good story creates a feedback loop with the listener that is more immersive than any Oculus Rift, and an engaging docent is the best interactive system ever developed.

Dr. Robert F. Stonerock Jr. passed away Oct. 10, but as the family and friends who filled Rollins College’s Knowles Memorial Chapel last Wednesday can testify, his influence on Central Florida will be felt far into the future. Stonerock’s memorial was conducted in the same hall where he and actress Marty Stonerock were married by director-performer Peg O’Keef. The service touched on his rich life and diverse interests: from Boone High student and Eagle Scout to research physician and caring clinician; from doting father and supportive husband to arts enthusiast and environmental pioneer. O’Keef read Mrs. Stonerock’s remembrances, and director Leander Suleiman recited Chelsea Stonerock’s final letter to her father, followed by eulogies from close colleagues (including Mad Cow Theatre’s Mitzi Maxwell) and a final farewell written by Bob and delivered by Rus Blackwell.

Stonerock was a board member of Mad Cow Theatre, where Marty has performed numerous times, and his support helped build their new Church Street home, where one of the stages bears his name.

His commitment to the company was truly hands-on: He built the cow lobby display and placed thermometers to cut the airconditioning bill.

His other great passions were the Messiah Choral Society, of which he was a cornerstone member, and clean energy. An avid advocate of recycling and renewables, Stonerock was the first in our area to not only generate enough solar electricity to power his home, but sell a surplus back to the utility. We may not have hoverboards, but Bob’s “tower of power” backyard solar panel array is proof positive of Doc Brown’s prophecy: The future is whatever you make it. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com ●

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MasterChef Season One winner Whitney Miller will be the new chef de cuisine at John Rivers’ Southern cafeteria de luxe the Coop. Her debut was at last week’s Cows ’n Cabs party, where she showcased newly developed menu items for the Winter Park mainstay.

Look for the Carnival Corner at this year’s Food & Wine Classic at the Swan & Dolphin Hotel. The fest’s newest section will serve carnival fare (corn dogs! funnel cake! kettle corn!) from food trucks; access is included in the standard admission ($105).

Breyting Community Roaster, a state-ofthe-art coffee processor in DeLand, celebrates its grand opening with public tours from 3-6 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 7; from 7-10 p.m., an after-party featuring B-52s frontman Fred Schneider takes over the upstairs lounge at Byte Modern Bistro. Schneider helped craft Fred Schneider’s Monster Blend, one of Breyting’s signature roasts.

OPENINGS Merguez is open in the former Atlas House space on International Drive. Good to see another option for Moroccan fare, especially since Pasha’s closure … JJ’s Grille will open a second location in Altamonte Springs …

Another Santiago’s Bodega will open in Altamonte either the first week or second week of November.

Catfished Braccia presents itself as a pizzeria with Brazilian leanings, but fresh-squeezed juice is the safest thing on the menu

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could start by saying that short of a complete overhaul of its kitchen staff, ingredients and cooking practices, Braccia Pizzeria & Ristorante should close immediately and let a more worthy restaurant open in its place. But that would sound unreservedly harsh, so I’ll just say this: You’re free to take that culinary death wish of yours and go try Braccia for yourself.

Naturally, I’d highly advise against such a reckless act of gastronomic masochism, but if the notion is one being taken into serious consideration, then I sincerely hope the ensuing words will help sway your decision. So, with apologies to the ink, paper and online real estate without which this review wouldn’t exist, here goes.

Braccia isn’t hard to find – just look for the server standing outside coyly doing his or her best to lure patrons into this (admittedly inviting) sanctuary of secondrate fare. It once housed the much better Café 118°, but now pizza and pasta with Brazilian leanings is the cuisine du jour.

That’s not necessarily a bad thing. But when

the carpaccio ($13.50) is copiously drizzled with a honey-mustard “caper sauce,” and the accompanying mixed greens smell and taste like fish – that is a bad thing.

Perhaps the fishy essence came from the plate’s close proximity to the fish en croûte ($26.90), a pricey piece of chestnut-crusted cod nuzzled up next to a mound of risotto.

Now, the flesh of cod is typically white, with a texture that’s firm yet flaky. What we got instead was a fibrous lump of stringy pink flesh, which, on digging through my memory banks, wound up being the worst piece of fish I’ve ever had the displeasure of bringing to my mouth. Out of curiosity, I asked where they sourced their cod, expecting “North Atlantic” or “Pacific” to be the response. Instead, the server busts out, “It’s from Sysco.” OK, then. The servers, bless their hearts, really do their best, but it’s a losing battle given what they have to work with.

On to the pasta. The fettucine puttanesca ($12.90) was the most digestible of the dishes we ordered, but any college stoner worth his weight in weed could do better. Pizzas drew a mixed reaction – some in my party didn’t mind the crackly crust; I took more negatively to it. One thing we all agreed on: The overpriced pizzas, like chicken

with catupiry ($16.50), looked just plain ugly. Shredded fowl with drizzles of soft Brazilian processed cheese don’t make for a looker of a pie, and the fact that the flavors were so bland made it altogether a waste of time and effort. It’s not like the calabresa ($13.90) with smoked sausage, olives, mozzarella and pomodoro was much better, but at least it wasn’t any worse; the toppings just didn’t look or taste fresh. There is a grace note: If you’re repulsed at the thought of touching said toppings, plastic gloves – that’s right, plastic gloves – are available at every table for diners to wear while eating. Hey, at least Braccia won’t pose a threat to real pizzerias like Rome’s Flavours across the street or Prato around the corner. They’ve got nothing to fear.

I could end by talking about goopy chocolate dessert pizza ($12.90) or ho-hum homemade churros with dulce de leche ($6.90), but I want to end in a more positive fashion by saying this: I will make a return trip to Braccia. No, not for the food – don’t be crazy – but for the fresh-squeezed juice of pineapple and mint ($6.10 per glass; $8.10 per jar). Braccia Juice Bar – has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

CloSInGS After 34 years in business, Larkin’s Famous Subs in Belle Isle announced they will close Dec. 4 … Whiskey Dicks downtown is temporarily closed, scheduled to reopen Nov. 1 … Pho K5 on Bumby has closed, to be replaced by another outpost of Saigon Flavors. eVenTS On Tuesday, Nov. 3, Christner’s pairs up with Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars for a fivecourse dinner with pairings as part of their Cutting Board Series. Cost is $125 per person … Jonathon Sawyer, 2015 James Beard Foundation Award winner for Best Chef Great Lakes, and Tim Dacey, chef at the Four Seasons’ Capa, join forces for an eight-course prix fixe pairing dinner at Capa Thursday, Nov. 5. Cost is $125 per person … Also on Nov. 5, the Ravenous Pig hosts a Florida Seafood Dinner featuring handpicked seafood selections from Ponce Inlet’s Kelly N’ Kris Seafood. Cost is $75 per person … The 15th annual Orlando Japan Festival is Sunday, Nov. 8, from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at the Village in Hunter’s Creek.

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A tasty lunch shouldn’t cost more than $10, so every month we round up 10 suggestions for cheap eats. Got one for us? Send nom-nominations to jyoung@orlandoweekly.com.

4 rivers Smokehouse

JJ’s Grille

multiple locations, 4rsmokehouse.com With the opening of 4 Rivers’ City Hall location, the smokehouse officially becomes lunch-appropriate. Any of the signature sandwiches (we like the burnt ends, $8.99) comes with two sides and will put you in a food coma back at your desk; consider a sideboard sampler instead – three of those sides plus a biscuit, $6.99.

2950 Curry Ford Road, 407-802-2947, myjjsgrille.com A Mexican-Mediterranean take on Chipotle-style dining: Choose burrito, salad, pita or rice bowl (ranging from $6.50 to $7.40) and choose your own adventure by topping with your personal combination of meats, legumes, fresh veggies and sauces. Don’t skip the “J-Bouli” tabbouleh.

arepas & More Café

larkin’s Famous Subs

207 N. Bumby Ave., 407-894-5262, arepasandmore.com This Milk District mainstay predates that neighborhood nickname by about a decade; their pollo guisado (chicken stew) is total grandma food and, ladled over a plate of rice and beans, one of the best deals in town at $4.99.

7728 Daetwyler Drive, 407-859-9634 Ultra-devoted fans of the mom-and-pop sub shop with a nautical theme were dismayed when the owners announced they’d be closing Dec. 4.

Go in for one last Murphey’s sub: chicken, bacon and Swiss, $9.79 (add whole-grain mustard); you are guaranteed leftovers.

Baoery asian Gastropub

Meatball Shoppe

617 E. Central Blvd., 407-849-9779, baoery.com Chef Greg Richie’s latest concept, an “Asian gastropub,” might not technically belong on a list of cheap eats. But it’s nice to explore a new joint once in a while, and a dish of the rich, kimchi-laced mac & cheese ($5) and a pile of crisp tempura broccoli ($5) together come in under $10 … if you don’t count tax and tip.

7325 Lake Underhill Road, 407-270-6505, themeatballshoppe.co Choose from seven kinds of meatballs and five different sauces, then pick a presentation – over salad, in a sandwich, etc. We liked the spicy pork ($8.75) with roasted tomato sauce, atop white bean ragout, with salad and focaccia on the side.

dandelion Communitea Café

multiple locations, pitapitusa.com The Pit is a late-night classic – some are open as late as 4 a.m. – but shouldn’t be overlooked as a healthy lunch option. We crave the chicken souvlaki pita, grilled and bursting with crunchy vegetables doused in secret sauce ($6.59).

618 N. Thornton Ave., 407-362-1864, dandelioncommunitea.com Midday Monday is usually a madhouse at Dandelion, seeing as it’s “Giddyup Monday,” an almost-half-price take on their super-popular Giddyup, a roll-it-or-bowl-it concoction of housemade veggie chili topped with diced tomatoes and scallions, vegan queso or organic cheddar, and a handful of blue corn chips. Regularly $9, it’s just $5 on Mondays – order online to shave off a little line time.

Goldenkrust multiple locations, orlandogoldenkrust.com The Bronx-based Jamaican chain is known for its spot-on patties, but a full meal – protein plus rice and peas, steamed veg and plantains – can be had for well under $10. We like the goat curry, $7.95.

Pita Pit

Shake Shack 119 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 321-203-5130; 8359 International Drive, 407-205-0362, shakeshack.com We may not be New York, where the Shack often boasts lines hundreds long, but it can get crowded. The burgers are worth the wait, though, as is the Shackmeister dog with cheddar cheese sauce and ale-marinated chopped shallots ($4) sided with crinkle-cut fries slathered in more of that addictive cheese sauce ($3.95).

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Seito Sushi Baldwin Park sushi joint appears refreshed and revitalized, and their dishes ever more Japanese. A weekend-only izakaya menu is worth a look for its chimichurri-torched wahoo and bo ssam bao buns. Ramen (try the shoyu) really impresses, as does the moriawase (chef’s selection) of sashimi, save for mealy tuna. A roll fashioned from lobster, American wagyu and truffle aioli will cater to the bon vivant in you, though desserts like tepid bananas Foster and spice-less five-spice French toast won’t. A requisite selection of craft cocktails and a decent selection of sake, wine and beer keep guests slaked. Open daily. 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801; $$$

Slate It’s a “see and be seen” kind of place, but chef Dominic Rice serves up seasonal dishes that, for the most part, are competently executed. Oak-fired pizzas (a necessity, it seems, for any new joint worth its weight) are worth a look, as is the gnocchi with short rib Bolognese. A heavy-handed spice rub marred delicate tilefish, but succulent flatiron steak served with crisp green beans, marble potatoes and smoked butter is nice. Sticky toffee pudding makes for a saucy ending.

Decent wine and cocktail list. Open daily.

8323 Sand Lake Road, 407-500-7528; $$$

The Boathouse Giant house of boating paraphernalia and seaside eats is the proverbial anchor in the restaurant makeover at Disney Springs. Just as vast is the selection of seafood and steak items offered at inflated prices. Lobster cocktail and middleneck clams from Cedar Key make a nice start, but consult Seafood Watch prior to ordering the catch of the day. Steaks are stellar; desserts (like Key lime pie in a Mason jar and berry-coulissaturated chocolate bundt cake) are not.

Open daily. 1620 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-2628; $$$$

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chaat items, like bhel puri, chole bhatura and veg samosas. Mains like masala bhindi (okra) and aloo saag (creamy spinach with potatoes) are properly spiced and simply delightful. 4642 S. Kirkman Road, 407-730-8800; $$

Bavaro’s Pizza Napoletana & Pastaria Not your average pizza and pasta joint, this Winter Springs hotspot draws them in for Neapolitan-style pies and house-made, hand-cut tagliatelle and ravioli. The star is the Neapolitan-made brick oven, which churns out perfectly blistered pizzas, be it your basic margherita or the weighted and eggy carciofi con uovo. A stellar Bolognese sauce highlights the tagliatelle; to end without sampling either the cannoli or tiramisu would be a mistake. 1468 Tuskawilla Road, Winter Springs, 321-422-3600; $$$

Union Burger The better burger movement gets the Canadian treatment at this Lake Nona outpost of this Ontario-based chain, but don’t blame Canada for the subpar poutine served here, or the overdone burgers and dogs. Shakes veer on the sweet side, but locals will appreciate Cigar City brews and Quantum Leap wines. 9680 Narcoossee Road, 407-745-4510; $

Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine UCF-area jerk joint isn’t in the tidiest of strip malls, but the Jamaican fare is neat-o.

Yes, the jerk chicken is top-notch, but the supremely tender oxtail stew is what regulars come back for. Plush cuts of goat in a heady curry gratify, as does traditional ackee and saltfish. Servers are friendly, but don’t expect to be wowed by the decor.

10034 University Blvd., 407-699-8800; $

Korea House The Colonial Drive outpost of Korea House is just as meat-centric as its Longwood counterpart. All-you-can-eat Korean barbecue is the clear choice for most patrons – given the quality of meat and the relatively low AYCE price, it’s easy to see why. Not up for barbecue? Stir-fries and soups, like mandu-guk with dumplings and rice cake in beef broth, will make happy fun dance in your tummy. 4501 Colonial Drive, 407-896-5994; $$

Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar Don’t let the casual decor fool you – there’s some worthy NOLA-inspired fare to be had here. The deep experience of the chefs clearly shows in plates of fried chicken, baked oysters and roasted duck hash.

Do yourself a favor and order a side of stellar charred okra, then reward yourself with superlative endings of banana bread pudding and praline cheesecake. 743 N. Magnolia Ave., 407-270-4740; $$ n

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Opening this week Burnt American Sniper’s Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller reunite to tell the otherwise dissimilar – or is it? – tale of a disgraced chef given a second chance at success and love. I say “or is it” because you’ve never seen sniping like that between rival restaurateurs. Remember when a certain Winter Park sushi establishment called code enforcement on one of its nearby competitors and managed to get the place shut down forever? Well, that’s just one of the dick moves Cooper’s character has on his own résumé in this new flick. And I’m supposed to care if he can get back in the culinary world’s good graces and convince Miller to polish his salad fork? I think not. Wake me when there’s a movie about Ronald McDonald, because that sucker kicked the Burger Chef’s ass fair and square. (R)

Only the lOnely Stylish Iranian vampire flick A Girl Walks Alone at Night follows its own formula

By AShley Bel A n g er As a horror premise, the title of the 2014 Iranian vampire flick that raised hairs at Sundance, A Girl Walks Alone at Night (streaming now on Netflix), suggests a classic damsel-in-distress scenario – or at best, an M-like thrill as you expect the “girl” to be threatened, not threatening.

Instead, the girl the viewer follows is self-possessed and shocking, starring an eye-drawing Sheila Vand as a wallflower vampire who stalks sinners to postpone fits of boredom in a town coyly dubbed “Bad City.”

While it won’t startle you in your seat, it’s unsettling magic. Vand’s creepy mimicry of street characters (including a pushy beggar boy she horrifically puts in his place) pronounces fears that anyone who’s pounded foreign pavement on a dark night knows all too well. Most of the terror comes from her forceful intrusion into one’s personal space – following almost comically too closely, matching another person’s pace, etc., but one particular scene where the girl encounters a heroin addict from across the street and acts as his mirror bugs the eyes with masterful tension.

There are splashes of gore and freakish pulse rushes when the fangs do come out, frequently and compulsively throughout the film. But underlying it all is this curious love story that mutely cautions what can happen when you don’t get close enough to someone, while simultaneously celebrating the mystique of loneliness-driven mutual attraction. Overall, it’s stylish and hip, from the Pulp Fiction-esque bedroom dance scenes drawing on underground sounds like the angsty blues rock of Iranian band Kiosk to skateboarding scenes over the spaghetti Western sounds of Portland, Oregon, band Federale. Like the girl slowly creeping on her prey, the powerful chill of this movie sneaks up on you. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

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Once again, we get to witness a canny political consultant from James Carville’s team convince the people of a South American country not to vote for a socialist candidate they’re stupid enough to think they prefer. (Boy, thank God nobody close to Carville could ever pull off that kind of stunt here.) If you’re wondering why you shouldn’t just rent the 2005 doc of the same name the next time you wanna Netflix and not chill, director David Gordon Green and co-producer George Clooney have an answer for you: Sandra Bullock. She always makes you sit up and take notice, right? I mean, she’s even gotten you engaged in subject matter you never could have imagined caring about, like space exploration and black teenagers. (R) Room This is really shaping up to be Involuntary Confinement Year at the Enzian. Earlier in 2015, Maitland’s favorite arthouse gave us The Wolfpack, about a bunch of kids who had never been let out of their downtown Manhattan apartment. Now we have Room, in which a mother fashions an entire reality for her 5-year-old within a cramped, windowless space they are forbidden to leave. Hey, sounds like a New York apartment to me! (R) Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse Look, there’s no telling which portrayals will and won’t go down in zombie history. I mean, one of the name guests at this weekend’s Spooky Empire convention is the guy who played the Hare Krishna zombie in the original Dawn of the Dead! So when a movie like Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse comes out that features both zombie strippers and what BloodyDisgusting endearingly refers to as “a zombie granny gum[ming] some dude’s ass” … well, let’s just say I have at least a working idea of which autographs I’m going to be shelling out 50 bucks for a few decades from now. (R)

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FILM LISTINGS The Armor of Light Documentary about an evangelical minister who struggles to preach about gun violence. Friday, time to be announced; Regal Cinemas, Waterford Lakes, 541 N. Alafaya Trail; 844-4627342; armoroflightfilm.com.

A Brilliant Young Mind About a widowed mother and her autistic son, a math prodigy. Through Thursday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Day of the Dead Science on Screen: The Mummy Dr. Lana Williams from the UCF Anthropology Department speaks about the science of mummies before a screening of the 1932 Boris Karloff classic.

Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Dracula Double Feature Special screening of both the English and Spanish versions of the 1931 horror classic. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com.

Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon The hilarious story of The National Lampoon from its subversive and electrifying beginnings. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Halloween John Carpenter’s 1978 classic returns to the big screen.

Thursday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $15; fathomevents.com.

Halloween Holiday Horror Movie Night Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Trick R’ Treat and the original Halloween. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636; mygeekeasy.com.

Motel Hell Cannibals run a motel and have chainsaw duels. Saturday, 11:59 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

My Father’s Son This documentary follows a resourceful,

middle-aged scavenger who has chosen to live in the woods near downtown Orlando. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Night of the Living Dead Halloween Party Wear a costume, grab a drink and watch the zombie classic on the lawn at Eden Bar. Saturday, 8 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

Plastic Paradise: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Angela Sun reveals the effects of our rabid plastic consumption.

Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Catch a showing of the cult classic complete with shadow cast and props. Friday, 9 pm, Saturday, 11:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $12-$17; 386-7361500; athensdeland.com.

Room The critically acclaimed film about a mother and son trapped in a room. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: The Night Porter After a chance meeting at a hotel in 1957, a Holocaust survivor and the Nazi officer who tortured her resume their sadomasochistic relationship. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org.

The Walking Dead Watch Party Watch The Walking Dead with your fellow necrophiles. Sundays, 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetleju–. Wednesday, 8 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

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Duke Dumont U.K. deep house producer Duke Dumont drops into Venue 578 with his just-released Blasé Boys Club Part 1, on the heels of his Grammy nom for Best Dance Recording.

10 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 28, at Venue 578, $20-$23

Pujol The scrutinizing 20-something call-out of lo-fi wonder Pujol’s “DIY2K” was a playful garage rock poke at modern vanity, so circle back and course-correct if you missed that listen before Pujol comes with Sub Pop’s Lee Bains III & the Glory Fires.

8 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 29, at Will’s Pub, $10$12

Snakehole

apathy isn’t free

“These people kill all these people, it’s so sad. And it’s almost like they become the hero because it’s all name recognition and Desaparecidos reunite to give The Man the finger and the ‘Google this.’ It’s just so backwards.

“That one had the longest discussion people some hope about the lyrics,” he says. “Because of that

By ChriS Parker idea that there are so many video games and then announced early this year that and that’s kind of how kids see the world, deSaPareCIdoS with the So So Glos, they’d signed to Epitaph Records for their through screens more than actually living.”

Bandroids 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 29 | It’s more than a dozen years since second album, Payola.

The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | “We write very fast as a band, so it Desaparecidos’ 2002 debut, Read Music/ thesocial.org | $22-$25 doesn’t take long,” McElroy says. “We’ve Speak Spanish, and McElroy considers himpretty much all known each other for 20 self fortunate to be out with his brothers f something’s important enough, you years. The communication has always again. He’s relishing it because he has no idea if or when they’ll record or even tour make the time. That’s how it was with been there because we’re like brothers.”

Payola’s a 14-track love letter to an together again, if ever.

Omaha political rockers Desaparecidos.

“We keep it like that because other peoThe band is led by Conor Oberst (Bright idealized America. It ranges from smart, Eyes) and Denver Dalley (Statistics), who hard-charging anthems like “Radicalized,” ple have things going on and I think it’s like most of the other members took “The Left Is Right,” “Slacktivist” and better for us to keep it fresh and about time off their main projects to spread the “Anonymous” to biting takes on America’s what we are doing right now,” he says. “OK, corporate/political moral decay like boom: We’re going on stage or we have two group’s message again a decade later.

“We got together for this conference on “MariKKKopa,” “Golden Parachutes” and weeks off – whatever it is, you own it, and equality that Conor kind of spearheaded, “Backsell,” which laments the mass com- keep that at the forefront instead of building out a year.” and he’s like, ‘This is kind of the perfect modification of culture.

He knows he’s lucky to have music-lovHowever, their most harrowing track is thing for the band because of the messages in the band,’” explains keyboardist Ian the keyboard-driven “Von Maur Massacre.” ing friends like these, but that’s just how it It’s based on the 2007 mass shooting by a is in Omaha.

McElroy, who is also Oberst’s first cousin.

“Music is such an all-encompassing After reuniting in Omaha for 2010’s 19-year-old who took his stepfather’s semiConcert for Equality, the spirit of the proj- automatic rifle to Omaha’s Westroads Mall thing, and by its nature, it kind of breeds ect bubbled back to the surface two years and killed eight. It paints the picture of a community,” McElroy says. “It wasn’t realmalcontent who’s angry at the world and ly about genre. It was just, these are the later with a full-fledged tour.

“We all have our own projects and dif- locked up in his room, savoring a blazing people doing the stuff we’re interested in. ferent things, but these are messages that end: “Even dead and gone I’ll live forever/ Growing up here, everyone knows everyone. So your brother is into hardcore and we feel need to get out,” McElroy says. “It’s They will know my name.”

“That one particularly was emotional maybe you’re not, but there’s not a lot of above the whole five egos or five different for a few of us. The guitar tech’s brother stuff to do.” people.”

In 2013 they released two new singles got shot [but survived],” McElroy says. music@orlandoweekly.com

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Get real with the artful agitation of Miami duo Snakehole, whose noisy self-titled 2014 EP will impress even further live with its fierce rattle and flared nostrils.

10 p.m. Friday, Oct. 30, at St. Matthew’s Tavern, free

Murs No big deal, just one of L.A.’s best-ever underground rappers is in town on Halloween to provide a separate freakout for your already abnormal night.

7:30 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 31, at Backbooth, $15

Metric Synth-pop dance craze Metric released Pagans in Vegas in September, with easy earworm lead track “Lie, Lie, Lie” sure to set tongues wagging at House of Blues.

6:30 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 1, at House of Blues, $29.50

Gillian Carter Catch Palm Bay screamo force Gillian Carter at this post-Fest stint as part of Olde 64’s always-cool Monday concert series, also featuring outtatowners Alaska, Joliette and Sinai Vessels.

8 p.m. Monday, Nov. 2, at Olde 64, $3-$5 suggested donation

David Dondero If you’ve seen him, you know David Dondero is a true poet, and his memorable croon sets him apart as one of the country’s most underrated living songwriters.

10 p .m. Tuesday, Nov. 3, at Lil Indies, free

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likely the best reason to check out of Orlando during Halloween is for the Fest, Gainesville’s annual punk parade that spans the whole weekend (Oct. 30-Nov. 1) in the otherwise mostly deserted college town. This year’s enticements include festival-exclusive dates from rad acts like Broadcaster, Teenage Bottlerocket, Foxing, Tim Barry, Mewithoutyou, Young Widows and tons more. Then there are classic offerings like Lagwagon, Mean Jeans, War on Women, Mikey Erg, Prawn and the like creating a reliably furious party atmosphere.

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Since 1996, kick Bright Zine (kick bright.net) has been tracking Orlando’s music scene, posting photos from the thick of it and highlighting with a warped pen the worthy bands existing and touring here.

It’s helmed by Jeffrey Howard (of local garage noise-pop duo Hot Hands), who was essentially a loner in town looking for something to do and incidentally became one of Orlando’s most dogged documenters.

(If you went to concerts between 19962012, his show reviews and photo galleries are worth revisiting for a sweet nostalgia trip.) Now, Kick Bright Zine evolves further into Kick Bright Shop & Buttons, a new vintage shop in Artegon Marketplace where Jeffrey and his wife (and Hot Hands bandmate) Kristin Howard peddle the treasures they’ve collected while touring the country and scraping Florida’s estate sales for weirdo items (like an especially scarring “Ronnie Bear” rubber-face Ronald Reagan teddy bear from 1981 I saw there on my last visit). Their collection includes vintage clothes and pop culture oddities, as well as original art – Jeffrey creates eye-catching collages cut from unusual old record covers, and both design the primarily retro-inspired 1-inch and 1-and-a-half-inch buttons, including Kristin’s most popular design, “Uncle Lou for Mayor of Orlando.”

Head to orlandoweekly.com to read more about this rad addition to Artegon, which, like the shop’s vibe itself, takes something old and cool (right from our music scene!) and makes it new again. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

KICK BRIGHT BUTTONS PHOTO BY ASHLEY BELANGER ODESSOS PHOTO COURTESY OF NORTH AVENUE STUDIOS

The stars aligned this month when we were able to get local indie rockers Odessos into North Avenue Studios for a session just as they release their debut EP, Ursus Arctos Arctos. Now we’ve got fresh new videos to offer you a taste before the band heads to Will’s Pub for their EP release party (Nov. 8). The impassioned four-piece tugs on the melodic ear of singerguitarist Richard Simunac and the lyrical imagery of singer-guitarist Philip Temple, with their focused sound resting on the backbone created by heavy groovers Daniel Lunde (drums) and Brian Johnson (bass) to create energetic tunes that subtly pull from far-flung, curious influences like Snarky Puppy, Mae and the soundtrack to Spirited Away. The band started as a twopiece called White Chocolate in 2012, but evolved to the current lineup in 2014 when they took on the moniker Odessos. Head to orlandoweekly.com to see Odessos perform two songs live, “Move” and “Star Ride,” plus read a full profile of the band.

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Few organizations are as invested

in the advancement of good Orlando music as promoter Norsekorea. Their latest gospel-spreading campaign is Orlando Is Tight, a colorful compilation featuring top delegates like False Punk, American Party Machine, Moonmen from Mars, Waxed and the Areolas that’s a primer on what’s happening here right now. It’s free on Bandcamp, with physical copies coming soon.

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It’s too early to be talking “post-prime” about respected indie-pop balladeer Matt Pond PA (Oct. 19, the Social). But his latest drift has been a major pivot, and it’s not necessarily a surefooted step.

Pond’s melodicism has always been centrist. His last two albums (2015’s The State of Gold and 2013’s The Lives Inside the Lines in Your Hand), however, have taken a palpably commercial turn. Unfortunately, this slick direction often robs him of the heart that’s historically angled his tenderness in affecting ways. That should alarm longtime fans because heart is what his music’s always been about. Now, Pond’s balance is precarious. The guy already specializes in sentimental pop songs as it is, so buffing down his emotional grain too easily forces him onto generic adult-alternative ground.

In concert, the contrast was even sharper when new songs were juxtaposed with vintage ones in a set list heavy on the classics. The guy’s a craftsman, and his body of work proves he’s got reliable songwriting

They dig deep into the roots of the wild American soul and pull up a fistful of live wires. aptitude. In what employ he decides to use it, well, that’s what’ll sum up everything in the end.

New York opener Laura Stevenson, on the other hand, is an artist finally hitting real stride. Though pleasant, her musical footprint has been somewhat indistinct.

But she’s got a new album, Cocksure, that’s about to drop Oct. 30 on Don Giovanni Records that will change that. Like a modern-day Tanya Donelly, Stevenson leaves the whimsical folk and pop detours behind on this ’90s-channeling record and really digs in with a direct indie-rock sound that’s muscular, melodic and classic. A mixture of sweetness, crooked charm and sharpening marksmanship, this simultaneously beaming and driving album is easily her most definitive work yet. Those assured songs have already galvanized her live presence in a marked way, leaving an impressed crowd hollering for more after the band left the stage.

In case you didn’t pick up on the drug reference in their moniker, new Orlando act Timothy Eerie (Oct. 18, Will’s Pub) is a psychedelic band. And though they’re fun, this is the kind of garage psych that has a bit of an edge that can trip heavy or

rise up punk, all pretty convincingly. When a freshman band emerges from practically nowhere with this kind of skill, size and aesthetic, it’s sign of something potentially very special. From what I saw on stage, this is a local worth keeping an eye on.

But the evening’s biggest attack was Oakland’s the Atom Age, a maximalist wrecking crew that piles sax and transistor organ onto the usual rock arsenal. As original rock & roll as they are modern punk, they dig deep into the roots of the wild American soul and pull up a fistful of live wires. Surging with the kind of ’60s abandon that forecasted punk, their sound is hot, raw and uncontained. And live, they’re total animals.

Emily Kopp has been playing around Orlando for a few years now but has been easy to overlook. Although certainly competent, she’s one of those artists who is full of heart and earnestness but whose square pop-rock sensibility is so pedestrian as to be lost in the crowd.

Early this year, however, I was given a sneak peek of her new, soon-to-bereleased EP, Making Sense Of. It’s not a huge sea change or epiphany, but it’s the work of a notably more confident artist who’s dialing it in with bigger, more crafted strokes. Though her latest show (Oct. 23, Backbooth) didn’t quite capture all that new promise on stage, hints of the improvements in taste, songwriting and presence were there. But she’s got that EP loaded and ready for release Dec. 4, so let’s see what her next steps bring. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com ●

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Wednesday, Oct. 28

Orlando Magic vs. Washington Wizards After the post-Dwight drought, fans are finally feeling refreshed and optimistic about the Orlando Magic this season. Since general manager Rob Hennigan has been molding this young pup team into true playoff contenders over the last two years, we’re curious to see how they hold up against playoff regulars the Washington Wizards. The overall success of the Magic hinges upon the off-season development of shooting guard Victor Oladipo and point guard Elfrid Payton, but we’re most looking forward to seeing how power forward Aaron Gordon has stepped up his game since his rookie season last year. Keep in mind the Wizards still have John Wall, who has helped their team develop one of the best backcourts in the NBA. It isn’t going to be easy for the Magic to pull a W on their opening night, but they’re going to be fun to watch regardless. You’ve got magic and wizards coming together for one special occasion. Sparks are bound to happen. – Marissa Mahoney

SPORTS

ASTRO WAVE: AN INTERACTIVE VOYAGE

7 p.m. | Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. | nba.com/magic | $11.25-$250

Friday, Oct. 30

Saturday, Oct. 31

Chvrches

Family Fiesta

The Scottish electronic pop stars released their sophomore album, Every Open Eye, in September to desired effect. The lead singles – “Never Ending Circles” and “Leave a Trace” – have a shimmery pulse that charge through the futility of fighting against tired old relationship patterns. Their light upbeat sound paired with deep lyrical angst masterfully re-creates that desperate need to eradicate confusion with heady positivity. Get an earful of their latest live – their show has proven worth all the raving folks do about this jubilantly consistent act. – Ashley Belanger 7:30 p.m. | House of Blues, 1490 Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista | 407-934-2583 | hob.com/orlando | $27

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East End Market is turning 2 today, and you can help this business celebrate its birthday by attending its Family Fiesta. The five-hour celebration is a day away from the Mexican holiday Día de los Muertos and on Halloween, though it’s early enough that you shouldn’t miss any quality trick-or-treating. The Market plans to have an artisan market in the courtyard where you can get your face painted, make a mask or create a flower crown. You can also listen to some Mexican rancheras and walk through a cemetery garden where you can try to find a dead person you can honor, as that’s what the Day of the Dead is actually about. – Monivette Cordeiro

EVENTS

noon-5 p.m. | East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive | eastendmkt.com | free

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Saturday, Oct. 31

Sunday, Nov. 1

Astro Wave: An Interactive Voyage

Art on the Green

Few musicians take a cover show as seriously as Gerald Perez. The main man behind Maximino and bass player for Thee Wilt Chamberlain made waves locally last year with tributes to Prince’s Purple Rain and the soundtrack to Pulp Fiction that went above and beyond what one normally sees at cover shows.

This year, Perez and his crew of musicians, aided by Shine Shed and Broken Machine Films, create a sci-fi throwback to the dark side of New Wave. After turning the three rooms of Will’s Pub into a spaceship (the “USCSS Lucky Star”) and planetary outpost, the band will perform ’80s songs often overlooked in the erroneous version of that decade that pop culture has rewritten. (Sisters of Mercy over Bon Jovi, AS IT SHOULD BE.) There will be a costume contest in the middle of both shows, along with a surprise that Perez refuses to share with anyone. Pick up a special Leeloo Dallas multipass ticket at Park Ave. CDs, and customize it with your photo for a one-of-a-kind souvenir that’ll also nab you a free drink if you’re one of the first 20 to dock. – Thaddeus McCollum MUSIC

9 and 11 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

ART After a week of installation in which they were blessed with perfect weather, seven artists with Miami roots officially unveil their takeover of Central Park today.

The 11 acres of Winter Park’s central green space are enriched with large-scale works

by Lydia Azout, Maria Cristina Carbonell, Robert Chambers, Edouard Duval-Carrié, Emmett Moore, Cristina Lei Rodriguez and Frances Trombly, in an out-of-doors gallery curated by Suzanne Delehanty, founding director of the Pérez Art Museum Miami.

All are worth a stroll-and-peruse, though we are especially looking forward to seeing Duval-Carrié’s “La Porte d’Haiti,” a multicolored fairytale pavilion, and Moore’s “Points of Pine,” which “stretches across the lawn like a giant blanket woven of wood.” – Jessica Bryce Young

through March 1, 2016 | Central Park, Park Avenue at West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park | cityofwinterpark.org | free

QUEERING HISTORY: A POLYLUST HISTORY LESSON

Tuesday, Nov. 3

Sunday-Monday, Nov. 1-2

Tom Segura

Queering History: A Polylust History Lesson

Comedian Tom Segura stops into the Improv this week for a one-night stand. The everyman comedian’s first special, Completely Normal, debuted on Netflix last year and introduced the comedian’s deadpan humor and love of bad reality television to a wider audience. Segura hosts a podcast, “Your Mom’s House,” with his wife, fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky, that’s been nominated for a Best Comedy Podcast award from Stitcher, and the juvenile sense of humor that both comedians share translates into some graphic – though oddly touching – bits in Segura’s repertoire about the perks of marriage. Catch him now before his next special, Mostly Stories, is released later this year. – TM

COMEDY

Was Abraham Lincoln gay? How high did Betsy Ross let her freak flag fly? Just how many licks did it take to get to the center of Percy Bysshe Shelley’s tootsie pop? The Polylust burlesque troupe is taking to the stage in its final two performances to help you answer some of history’s burning mysteries. These lovable ragamuffins have been blasting Orlando’s underground with their queer-and-body-positive shows for the past two years, but now, they’re turning into butterflies and scattering to the wind. This cabaretstyle farewell performance will feature eight striptease performances punctuated by bawdy theatrical skits starring the stodgy icons of yesteryear. So strap in, strap on (if that’s your thing), and get ready for a freaky-weird romp into the annals of history. – Bernard Wilchusky

DANCE

9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $5

7 p.m. | Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive | 407-480-5233 | theimprovorlando.com | $20

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ConCerts/events Bronze Radio Return, the Roosevelts 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$14; 407-246-1419.

Duke Dumont 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$23; 407-872-0066.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Dennis DeYoung (Original Member of Styx) Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

[MUSIC] Metric see page 55 Meat Puppets, Tight Genes 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Yandel 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407934-2583.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7:30-10 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Drunken Problem Solving 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

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Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Trivia Quest 8-9:45 pm; Campus Cards & Games, 12226 Corporate Blvd.; free; 407-730-3161.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Thursday, OcT. 29

ConCerts/events Accidental Music Festival: Yarn/Wire 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $10-$20; 407-228-1220.

Cult Leader, Hashed Out, Gut Ruckus 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Desaparecidos, the So So Glos, Bandroidz 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$25; 407-246-1419.

Eat to the Beat: Jo Dee Messina Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Lee Bains III & the Glory Fires, Pujol, the State of How 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Torque: Krafty Kuts, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938.

Trapt 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $15.25; 407-934-2583.

The Underachievers, Pouya & the Buffet Boys, Kirk Knight & Bodega Bamz 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-872-0066.

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Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

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Torche Jan. 22 at Will’s Pub The Halloween Pub Crawl Cruise from drinkin’ hole to drinkin’ hole downtown in your best costume. If you win the midnight costume contest, you’ll get free drinks for a year at Wall St. Plaza, so take some time and don’t just cut two holes in a sheet. 8 p.m. Friday; Downtown Orlando, Magnolia Avenue and Central Boulevard; $15-$20; orlandopubcrawl.org

Plazaween XV Speaking of Wall St. Plaza, they’ll be celebrating Halloween all weekend long with drink specials, live music and costume contests. Arrive early to pick out the best people-watching spots for 2 a.m. 9 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday; Wall St. Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; wallstplaza.net

TORCHE PHOTO BY JANETTE VALENTINE

Orlando Brewing Halloween The area’s only all-organic brewery throws a Halloween celebration featuring the release of their Rum Barrel Blackwater Porter, a costume contest and live music. 1 p.m. Saturday; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; various menu prices; orlandobrewing.com

EG Vodka Halloween Ball Dress in your best costume and enjoy complimentary cocktails and the opportunity to win a cash prize in the costume contest. 10 p.m. Saturday; Tapa Toro, 8441 International Drive; free; tapatoro.restaurant

The Growlers, Broncho, Nov. 4 at the Social

Lewis Black, Nov. 15 at Hard Rock Live

Electric Daisy Carnival, Nov. 6-7 at Tinker Field

Skylar Spence, Nov. 19 at the Social

Leftöver Crack, Nov. 6 at Backbooth Sufjan Stevens, Nov. 6 at the Dr. Phillips Center Suicide Girls: Blackheart Burlesque, Nov. 6 at the Beacham Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Nov. 7 at Will’s Pub Minus the Bear, Nov. 7 at the Social Mary J. Blige, Nov. 7 at CFE Arena Public Image Ltd., Nov. 7 at the Plaza Live Deafheaven, Nov. 11 at the Social Slow Magic, Nov. 12 at the Social Orlando Beer Festival, Nov. 14 at Festival Park

Emily Kinney, Nov. 20 at the Social The Wizards of Winter, Nov. 21 at the Plaza Live

Daryl Hall & John Oates, Dec. 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center Lucero, Dec. 4 at the Social H2O, Dec. 5 at Backbooth Mac Miller, Dec. 5 at Hard Rock Live

Nobunny, Nov. 22 at Will’s Pub

Glass Animals, Dec. 7 at the Beacham

The Front Bottoms, Nov. 24 at the Beacham

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live

Spiritual Rez, Nov. 25 at the Social

Silverstein, Senses Fail, Dec. 8 at the Beacham

Jim Gaffigan, Nov. 27-28 at Hard Rock Live We Were Promised Jetpacks, Nov. 28 at the Social Craig Ferguson, Dec. 2 at Hard Rock Live Eddie Izzard, Dec. 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center Dustin Lynch, Dec. 3 at House of Blues

Leon Russell, Dec. 18 at the Plaza Live Ben Prestage, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub JJ Grey & Mofro, Dec. 31 at House of Blues Orgy, Jan. 8 at West End Trading Co. Ani DiFranco, Jan. 15 at the Plaza Live Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Jan. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center Galactic, Jan. 21 at the Plaza Live Torche, Jan. 22 at Will’s Pub

Quintron & Miss Pussycat, Dec. 11 at Will’s Pub

Arlo Guthrie, Jan. 23 at the Plaza Live

The Delta Saints, Dec. 11 at Backbooth

Colin Hay, Jan. 30 at the Plaza Live

High on Fire, Dec. 15 at the Social

Def Leppard, Jan. 30 at Amway Center

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Trailer Park Boys, Feb. 13 at Backbooth They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

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Meat Puppets

MUSIC Meat Puppets are one of the stickiest bands to ever ooze out of the underground.

The SST-launched band has been furiously experimenting for more than 30 years with immersive blends of punk, folk, psych and blues over a thrilling rock base that gives the listener a feast to chew on, kinda like that weird Willy Wonka three-course-dinner chewing gum. Developing their own guitar technique that is wild to observe live, Meat Puppets are still an awe-inspiring act, performing classics from their vast and critically acclaimed canon that includes near-perfect spins from the ’80s like Up on the Sun, Huevos and II, all of which monstrously overshadow modern releases that mostly cannot rival the band’s longstanding ingenuity. Get up close if your ears can take it; this one’s gonna get loud and weird, and it’s a bonus warp we get to see this show in a small club. – Ashley Belanger

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Clubs/lounges All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

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Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Cards Against Humanity Night 7 pm; Paddy’s of Winter

Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free.

Earth Trivia - Simon Time 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Indiecent Thursdays 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

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Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-3:30 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

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ConCerts/events Bearded Clam Band 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Chvrches 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $27; 407-934-2583.

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Deicide, Destructonomicon, Thrashaholica, Lacerate 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $22-$27; 407-322-7475.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Jo Dee Messina Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

The Features, Boxing at the Zoo, Odessos 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-246-1419.

Hands Like Houses, I the Mighty, Lower Than Atlantis, Brigades, Too Close to Touch 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

LABWRK Mischief Night: Lewpzz, B8ta, Andre, Fiona Trapple 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free-$3; 407-228-0804.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Oddessey, the Stereo Type 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Rosemary Station, Mad as Adam, Agent 13, Blonk 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-341-4123.

Two Cow Garage, Mutts, Matt Woods, Bad Cop Bad Cop, Western Settings 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Clubs/lounges Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Pepper, Ballyhoo!, Katastro 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25$35; 407-228-1220.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

The Western Sons, Froomador, Masamune 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

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Clubs/lounges Celtic Woman 3 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $43.75-$103.75; 407-246-4262.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

Corey Harris Band 8:30 pm; Doc’s Streetside Grille, 1315 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-841-3601.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Everclear Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Murs, SplitSoul 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$18; 407-999-2570.

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ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Dave Days, Alex Preston, Future Sunsets, Restless Road, the House on Cliff 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

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Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Everclear Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Kattya Graham and Ka Malinali 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

Metric 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $29.50; 407934-2583.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Not Your Grandpa’s Bingo 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407246-1419.

oPera/ClassiCal Fear: Sounds of Fright 3 pm; Spine-tingling Halloween favorites from the Central Florida Sounds of Freedom Band and Color Guard. Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10; 407-447-1700; cfsof.com.

Susan Neves 5 pm; International opera star and Orlando favorite Susan Neves in a program dedicated to “La

Divina” Maria Callas, featuring music from Rossini to Puccini, accompanied by Robin Jensen.

Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $20$40; drphillipscenter.org.

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ConCerts/events Absinthe Jazz Trio 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Boyz II Men Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Gillian Carter, Alaska, Joliette, Sinai Vessels 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $3-$5 suggested donation; 321-245-7730.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Max, Kenzie Nimmo, Call Me Karizma 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$20; 407-246-1419.

Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

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Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

America’s Got Talent 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $33.50$55.50; 407-351-5483.

Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

David Dondero 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452.

Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407649-3888.

oPera/ClassiCal Collide Contemporary Music Series: Graduate Chamber Ensemble 8 pm; Free concert featuring UCF grad students.

University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407823-1500; music.ucf.edu.

ThEaTEr Bakersfield Mist Stephen Sachs’ new comic drama that asks what makes art–and the people who create it–truly authentic. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday, 7:30 pm, Friday 7:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $21-$46; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org.

Bat Boy The Musical A musical comedy-horror show about a half boy/half bat creature who is discovered in a cave.

Thursday-Friday, 8 pm and Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $30; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Bathhouse: The Musical Follows young Billy at his first day at the baths. He’s looking for love, but soon realizes the other patrons are looking for something a little more temporary. Fridays-Sundays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $18-$20; 407-425-7571; bathhousethemusical.com.

Cindy Kaza An evidential medium cold reads the audience.

Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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whodunit filled with jealousy, high stakes and murder. Friday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $8; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

The Importance of Being Earnest One of Britain’s most respected actors, David Suchet, leads the stellar West End cast in this eternally popular play. Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15; fathomevents.com.

Monday Night Cabaret: Lauren Culver Cabaret performance. Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$15; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Mysteria Mystery Dinner Theater An interactive wedding-themed murder mystery dinner show experience with a three-course meal included.

Saturday, 7-9:30 pm; Maingate Resort & Spa, 4787 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee; $55; 888-364-2871; mysteriamystery.com.

Phantasmagoria VI: The Darkness Returns Live performers, fantastical dance, explosive stage combat, large scale puppetry, aerial performance and haunting storytelling combine to create a tapestry of macabre and whimsical horror. Mondays, Fridays-Sundays, 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15-$35; 407-447-1700; phantasmagoriaorlando.com.

Sweet Charity Working as a dancer-for-hire in Times Square, Charity sings, dances, laughs and cries her way through a series of bad relationships, much to the audience’s amusement. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Valencia College Performing Arts Center, East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; $15; 407-582-2900; valenciacollege.edu.

A Vaudeville Spectacular Enjoy a look back at the days of yesteryear with musical circus delights, amazing death defying acts by Grace Brett, snake charming and sword dancing with Melanie Lajoie, stilt walkers and guest soloists. Sunday, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $25; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com.

ComEdy Cirque Magique This highly interactive show features circus performers from around the world, including a comedy magician, clowns, acrobats and performing puppies. Food included in admission.

Tuesdays-Saturdays, 6 pm and Sundays, 3:30 pm; Treasure Tavern, 6400 Carrier Drive; contact for price; 407-206-5102; cirquemagiqueorlando.com.

Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Comedy Open Mic Comedy open mic hosted

by Shereen Kassam. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-951-8706.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407636-3171; copperrocketpub.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12$15; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 8 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

High Tide A monthly indie comedy variety show made up of sketch, improvisational comedy and digital shorts. Wednesday, 9-10:30 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $3; 407-2280804; facebook.com/hightidespacebar.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes

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and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

includes unlimited pizza, salad, popcorn, beer, wine, soda and dessert. Ongoing, 6 & 8 pm; Wonderworks, 9067 International Drive; $29.99; wonderworksonline.com.

Lab Rats Competition improv featuring the graduates of SAK’s improv training school.

Tuesdays, 9 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Sloan, Richie Wessinger As seen on Comic View. FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz - Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-6292665; bonkerzcomedy.com.

Marvin Hunter, Tony Black Live stand-up comedy.

Wednesday, 7 pm; Bonkerz Club 39, 9700 International Drive; $10; 407-996-9700; bonkerzcomedy.com.

Tom Segura Veteran comedian. Tuesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Myq Kaplan Stand-up comedy.

Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, SaturdaySunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians.

Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience with non-stop audience participation. Dinner

Vince Taylor, Brody Love Live stand-up comedy. Friday, 7 pm; Bonkerz - Segafredo, 1618 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-9306568; bonkerzcomedy.com.

danCE Big Bang Boom! Cabaret: Burlesque After Dark Performance art cabaret show.

Friday, 9:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $16-$20; 407412-6895; bigbangboom.com.

Orlando Ballet: Giselle A tale of unrequited love, remorse and forgiveness. Featuring Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra.

Friday, 8 pm and Sunday, 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for

the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $44-$185; 844513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Queering History: A Polylust History Lesson Body-positive, genderqueer burlesque troupe.

Sunday-Monday, 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; willspub.org.

arT oPenings/events Art on the Green Eleven acres of Central Park are enriched with large-scale works by seven artists. Opens Sunday, through March 1; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

The Barbershop Documentary Photographer Penny Jordan presents photographs depicting diverse historical barbershops of Central Florida, capturing these common places of social networking.

Friday, 7:30-9 pm; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Sandro Chia: Fantasy and Myths From South Korea to Italy, by way of DeLand, Florida, painting, sculpture and prints fill all five galleries.

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Sculptures by David Hayes Over the course of six decades, American modern master David Hayes produced a body of sculptural work that concerned itself with geometrically abstracting organic forms. Hayes’ work is on display at Museum of Art – DeLand Opens Friday, through Jan. 3, 2016. ; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Continuing tHis week 100 Years of Hannibal Square: Historic and Contemporary Photographs of West Winter Park Exhibition The exhibition includes excerpts from the historic photographs collected from the Hannibal Square community spanning the 20th century, as well as contemporary professional documentary portraits captured

by Peter Schreyer. Through Feb. 21, 2016; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

Animalia: Henry Horenstein A body of work by noted photographer Henry Horenstein in which he presents elegant and engaging representations of an eclectic mix of land animals and sea creatures, emphasizing their unique qualities and characteristics through his evocative and mysterious images. Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast Museum of

Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Art Legends of Orange County: The Art of Hal McIntosh From events such as the Winter Park Sidewalk Arts Festival and the Winter Park Paint Out to exhibiting in the many galleries of the town, McIntosh’s success and prominence have allowed him to become one of Winter Park’s most prominent Art Legends. Through Nov. 29; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Assembled New artwork

by Kimberly Mathis exploring feminine identity in the twenty-first century. Mathis’ traditional medium of handbuilt ceramic is assembled with objects rich in meaning and symbolism. Through Nov. 2; Stardust Doubleleg Gallery, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-408-4953.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse In 1905, Elizabeth Owens Morse, the daughter of Charles Hosmer Morse and Martha Owens Morse, married Richard Genius. The Morse presents a representative group of the lovely gifts that survive from the Morse-Genius wedding, including Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm

and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Celebrating 50 Years: Maitland Civic Center Take a glimpse at the history of this community gathering place and non-profit organization that has stood at the entrance of Maitland’s Cultural Corridor for half a decade. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Celebrating A&H’s Artist-inResidence Program A&H’s Maitland Art Center once hosted prominent American artists like Milton Avery, Ralston Crawford and Doris Lee. In 2010, A&H re-launched this historic program, bringing national artists on campus for the first time since 1959. See the work of three noted artists who once called MAC home, Milton Avery, Elysia Mann and Marydorsey Wanless. Through Nov. 8; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Couture Culture An exhibit which at once idealizes and deconstructs the notion of fashion and beauty. Through Nov. 7; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

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Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection This collection includes portraits of Abraham Lincoln and Henri Matisse, images of the American West, and photos taken in Russia in the 1930s. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Esherick to Nakashima This exhibit exmplifies the passion and vision that successfully blurred the boundaries between art, sculpture and furniture. Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Fashionable Portraits in Europe Portraits from the 15th19th centuries that illuminate shifting trends. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Halloween Art Show Annual group show of Halloween- and fall-inspired art. Through Saturday; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Harold Garde: Mid-Century to This Century A selection of 30 paintings and works on paper that span Harold Garde’s 70-year exploration of Abstract Expressionism. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Introducing Zora Neale Hurston Included in the exhibition are books by and about Hurston, fine art posters, Zora!

Festival-related materials and memorabilia from the release of the Zora Neale Hurston stamp by the U.S. Postal Service. Through Jan. 15, 2016; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donations accepted; 407-64764

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Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Photographic portraits exploring gender, sexuality and identity. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Luisa Basnuevo: Paintings Paintings by Cuban-born artist Luisa Basnuevo. Through Nov. 13; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Mary Whyte: A Portrait of Us This popular artist also is a teacher and author whose figurative paintings have earned national recognition.

A resident of Johns Island, South Carolina, Whyte garners much of her inspiration from the Gullah descendants of coastal Carolina slaves.

Through Jan. 3, 2016; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

MetaModern Using the modern movement’s vocabulary to question content of style and its relationship in history. Through Dec. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.

Mid-Florida Quiltmakers: Commemorations and Connections This juried exhibition comprises 15 stunning quilts, variously stitched by quilters who have made Florida their home. Through Jan. 18, 2016; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org.

Midway: Portrait of a Daytona Beach Neighborhood, 1943 Photographs by Gordon Parks of a postwar black Southern community in 1943. Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org.

Neighborhood ‘99: Midway Revisited A community photography project comprised

of contemporary images of the same areas photographed

by Gordon Parks over fifty years earlier. Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org.

Oddities This group show will expose you to taxidermy, osteology, curiosities, skulls and the bizarre from some of the leading artists in the country.

Through Nov. 13; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

On Assignment: Robert Snow – At Sea With OCEARCH Robert Snow is a Central Florida based editorial and advertising photographer whose work spans multiple genres and styles: from editorial portraits and lifestyle spreads to action sports. In 2013, he took an assignment with OCEARCH, a nonprofit dedicated to apex predator education and research, emphasizing shark migration patterns. Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Past Perfect A group exhibition and sale.

Through Saturday; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net.

Return of the Dead Art inspired by The Walking Dead and all things dead.

Through Nov. 20; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Second Nature: Brad Temkin – A Survey Brad Temkin is an award winning Chicagobased photographer who has been documenting human and environmental relationships throughout his career in photography. This exhibition delves into four bodies of work from the past 10 years that look at this relationship. Through Dec. 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

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Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art A selection from Harry C. Sigman’s 2014 gift of 86 objects to the Morse. The donation includes art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. The finely crafted objects on view can be appreciated both individually and in the context of the Museum’s entire collection. TuesdaysThursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

vides a new setting for some particularly treasured designs and room for the return of some jewels from the vault.

Through Jan. 20, 2016; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Tongue-Tied Satire, culture, stereotype and acts of voyeurism. The show includes artwork by Christine Comple, Ashley Taylor, Will Sclater, Tom Olejar and Adrian Gonzalez.

Through Nov. 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

The Sum of Many Parts: Quiltmakers in Contemporary America An internationally exhibited collection of American quilts from various backgrounds. Through Jan. 18, 2016; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Two Points on a Plane: The Paintings of Charles Hinman Modern art from Charles Hinman. Through Jan. 10, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Surfaces Collaborative works from Angela Brooks and Gabriel Collazo. The beautiful surfaces wash quietly over your eyes to rest in your soul and provide enjoyment and an atmosphere of renourishment. Through Nov. 4; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-6825343; thewhitewall.com.

UCF Faculty Show A dynamic new exhibit of artworks by the faculty of the School of Visual Arts and Design. These professional artists have received both national and international recognition for their engaging and thoughtprovoking creations. Through Friday; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Tiffany Lamps and Lighting From the Morse Collection The museum’s refreshed installation of lamps and lighting from Tiffany Studios pro-

EvEnTs Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featur-

ing local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians.

Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-6233393; audubonmarket.com.

Casselberry Food & Wine Festival Enjoy food and wine from area restauranters and caterers at Secret Lake Park. There also will be music and a silent auction. Monday, 6-9 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; $18-$25; casselberryfoodwinefest.com.

Día De La Musíca: Two Year Anniversary Celebration Celebrate East End Market’s two-year anniversary with live music in the courtyard. Sunday, 2 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316.

Downtown Orlando Food Tour Food tour includes Le Gourmet Break, the Golden Knife, Ferg’s, Artisan’s Table and Avenue Gastrobar. Saturdays, 2 pm; Downtown Orlando Information Center, 201 S. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-228-3891; downtownorlandotours.com.

EG Vodka Halloween Ball Come dressed in your best costume and enjoy complimentary cocktails and the chance to win a cash prize. Saturday 10 pm-2 am; Tapa Toro, 8441 International Drive; free; 407226-2929; tapatoro.restaurant.

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Epcot International Food and Wine Festival Embark on a culinary adventure celebrating 20 years of culture and cuisine with the finest wine and beverage offerings. Food and drink tickets sold separately.

Through Nov. 16; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; epcot.com.

Fall Festival Benefit for United Global Outreach featuring beer from Orlando Brewing, catering by Arthur’s, fun activities and a silent auction. Friday, 6-10 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $45; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

Family Fiesta Two-Year Anniversary Celebration This Mexican fiesta to celebrate East End Market’s second anniversary will feature an artisan market in the courtyard where you can prepare for trick-or-treating with face-painting, make your own calavera mask or flower crown, dance to Mexican folk music by KaMalinalli and

mariachis, and take a stroll through the spooky cemetery garden. Saturday, noon; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Get Your Jazz On Live jazz concert with included wine, champagne, smoked pig and valet parking. Friday, 6-9 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $35-$40; 407-998-8090.

Lake Nona Farmers Market Shop local and benefit wildlife.

Vendor fees support Back To Nature’s efforts to rescue, raise, rehabilitate and release injured and orphaned wildlife and house non-releasable animals.

Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Laureate Park Lake Nona, Tavistock Lakes Boulevard; free; 321-217-6654; btnlakenonafarmersmarket. weebly.com.

Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free.

Midnight Market Two-Year Anniversary Celebration This after-hours fiesta coincides with the Mexican Day of the Dead celebrations. Vendors will feature Mexican food, drink and entertainment to celebrate the East End Market’s second anniversary. Friday, 9 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $42.60; 321-236-3316.

Orlando Brewing Halloween Rum Barrel Blackwater Porter release, Halloween candy and beer pairing, live music and a costume contest. Saturday, 1-11:45 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407872-1117; orlandobrewing.com.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Orlando International Fashion Week Meet with fashion shows,

live entertainment, shopping expo, media outlets, business owners, designers, and boutiques. Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $35; 321-209-4567; orlando internationalfashionweek.com.

Park Lake Highland Community Farmers Market A weekly farmers market in the FAVO lot. Saturdays, 9 am-2 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231.

Sunday Morning Donuts and Beer Ten10 Brewing gives away free donuts (with purchase) every Sunday morning to go with your liquid brunch. Sundays, 11:30 am; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-9308993; ten10brewing.com.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

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Wednesdays, 3-10 pm; True Serenity, 1100 Montana St.; free; 321-445-1021; apartmente.com.

Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Food and Wine Classic Your ticket gets you unlimited food and wine samplings from around the world at this annual event, which also features live music and tastings in the hotel bars, restaurants and lounges. Overnight packages available. Friday-Saturday; Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resort, 1500 Epcot Resorts Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $50-$117; 800-227-1500.

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park.

Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

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Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

World Food Championships The largest food sport event of the year, designed for foodies and families with free demos by TV personalities, free tastings, a cocktail extravaganza and a major food competition that features 500 teams from around the world competing for $350,000 in cash and prizes. Wednesday, through Nov. 10; Downtown Celebration, Front and Market streets, Celebration; free-$160; 615-297-6886; worldfoodchampionships.com.

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LEarning Business Ethics Lecture Father Oliver Williams, professor of management in the Notre Dame School of Business, speaks at a free lecture on business ethics. Thursday, 2:30-3:45 pm; Valencia College West Campus, 1800 S. Kirkman Road; free; 407-582-2291.

Historian Potluck How much to you love history? The A&H’s Curator of History invites guest historians to lead historicallythemed discussions and answer questions about Central Florida’s past. Bring a side dish and join the conversation.

Call to RSVP. Thursday, 5:30-7 pm; The Cottage, 701 Lake Lily Drive, Maitland; free; 407644-1364; artandhistory.org.

Life’s Most Dangerous Game Internationally acclaimed longevity expert Dr. Bill Thomas argues that this is false shows audiences how to turn the tables on aging with the skill and enthusiasm it requires.

Tuesday, 7-8:30 pm; UF/IFAS Extension Education Center, 6021 South Conway Road; $25 suggested donation; 607-3799200; drbillthomas.com.

Zen in the Den Weekly nonreligious meditation session.

Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7pm; 407677-9669; redlionpub.org.

CiviCs City of Sanford Citizens Academy A 10-week class about local government city functions, services and activities. Registration required.

Wednesdays, 6 pm; Sanford City Hall, 300 N. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-688-5019; sanfordfl.gov/citizensacademy.

LiTErary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407362-1864; dandelion communitea.com.

James Ponti The author of the Dead City YA series gives a reading and signing.

Friday, 6-8 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-623-3300; writersblockbookstore.com.

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FamiLy BAM! It’s a Picture Book: The Art Behind Graphic Novels Features today’s leading and best graphic artists of the illustration world, such as Raina Telgemeier, Mark Crilley, Matthew Holm, Jarrett J. Krosoczka and Lincoln Pierce. Through Sunday; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Friday Family Films A short film, and a tour of an art project and gallery at Morse.

Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

Magic Treehouse: A Ghost Tale for Mr. Dickens Jack and Annie are sent to Victorian England where Charles Dickens is suffering from a sever case of writer’s block. Posing as chimney sweeps, the time traveling siblings must conjure up the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future to inspire Mr. Dickens to write his classic novel A Christmas Carol. Wednesday, 10:30 am, Thursday-Friday, 10:15 am & noon, Saturday, 2 & 4:30 pm, Monday-Tuesday, 10:15 am & cOnTInued On Page 71

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Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled.

Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

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noon; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

Orphie and the Book of Heroes Spunky and curious Orphie, a young girl in Ancient Greece, sets out to save the famous storyteller Homer and his Book of Heroes in this humorous quest where she encounters Zeus, Atlas, the Sirens, Pegasus and more.

Saturdays, Sundays, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $14-$20; 407-8967365; orlandorep.com.

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B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux. com.

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Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 10:30 am-2:30 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Knockout Cancer Charity Boxing Match A charity boxing match between Repton Boxing Club and Sharipov MMA Academy to benefit Kids Beating Cancer. Friday, 5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $10-$15; 407-3370112; knockout-cancer.org.

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Orlando Magic vs. Oklahoma City Thunder Basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $35-$1,427.50; 407-849-2020.

Orlando Magic vs.

Washington Wizards Basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $18$1,307.50; 407-849-2020.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) On a January morning in 1943, the town of Spearfish, South Dakota, experienced very weird weather.

At 7:30 a.m. the temperature was minus 4 degrees Fahrenheit. In the next two minutes, due to an unusual type of wind sweeping down over nearby Lookout Mountain, thermometers shot up 49 degrees.

Over the next hour and a half, the air grew even warmer. But by 9:30, the temperature had plummeted back to minus 4 degrees.

I’m wondering if your moods might swing with this much bounce in the coming weeks. As long as you keep in mind that no single feeling is likely to last very long, it doesn’t have to be a problem.

You may even find a way to enjoy the breathtaking ebbs and flows.

Halloween costume suggestion: roller coaster rider, Jekyll and Hyde, warm clothes on one side of your body and shorts or bathing suit on the other.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) How dare you be so magnetic and tempting? What were you thinking when you turned up the intensity of your charm to such a high level? I suggest you consider exercising more caution about expressing your radiance. People may have other things to do besides daydreaming about you. But if you really can’t bring yourself to be a little less attractive – if you absolutely refuse to tone yourself down – please at least try to be extra kind and generous. Share your emotional wealth. Overflow with more than your usual allotments of blessings. Halloween costume suggestion: a shamanic Santa Claus; a witchy Easter Bunny.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) In the last 10 days of November and the month of December, I suspect there will be wild-card interludes when you can enjoy smart gambles, daring stunts, cute tricks and mythic escapades. But the next three weeks will not be like that.

On the contrary. For the immediate future, I think you should be an upstanding citizen, a well-behaved helper and a dutiful truth-teller.

Can you handle that? If so, I bet you will get sneak peaks of the fun and productive mischief that could be yours in the last six weeks of 2015. Halloween costume suggestion: the most normal person in the world.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Members of the gazelle species known as the springbok periodically engage in a behavior known as pronking. They leap into the air and propel themselves a great distance with all four feet off the ground, bounding around with abandon. What evolutionary purpose does this serve? Some scientists are puzzled, but not naturalist David Attenborough. In the documentary film Africa, he follows a springbok herd as it wanders through the desert for months, hoping to find a rare rainstorm.

Finally it happens. As if in celebration, the springboks erupt with an outbreak of pronking. “They are dancing for joy,” Attenborough declares. Given the lucky breaks and creative breakthroughs coming your way, I foresee you doing something similar. Halloween costume suggestion: a pronking gazelle, a hippety-hopping bunny, a boisterous baby goat.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “A very little key will open a very heavy door,” wrote Charles Dickens in his short story “Hunted Down.” Make that one of your guiding meditations in the coming days. In the back of your mind, keep visualizing the image of a little key opening a heavy door. Doing so will help ensure that you’ll be alert when clues about the real key’s location become available. You will have a keen intuitive sense of how you’ll need to respond if you want to procure it. Halloween costume suggestion: proud and protective possessor of a magic key.

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love and sex. “Though a man loves a woman ever so much,” reads a passage in chapter four, “he never succeeds in winning her without a great deal of talking.” Take that as your cue. In the coming weeks, stir up the intimacy you want with a great deal of incisive talking that beguiles and entertains. Furthermore, use the same approach to round up any other experience you yearn for. The way you play with language will be crucial in your efforts to fulfill your wishes. Luckily, I expect your persuasive powers to be even greater than they usually are. Halloween costume suggestion: the ultimate salesperson.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) I encourage you to be super rhythmical and melodious in the coming days. Don’t just sing in the shower and in the car. Hum and warble and whistle while shopping for vegetables and washing the dishes and walking the dog. Allot yourself more than enough time to shimmy and cavort, not just on the dance floor but anywhere else you can get away with it. For extra credit, experiment with lyrical flourishes whenever you’re in bed doing the jizzle-skazzle. Halloween costume suggestion: wandering troubadour, street musician, freestyling rapper, operatic diva, medicine woman who heals with sound.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) I expect you to be in a state of continual birth for the next four weeks. Awakening and activation will come naturally. Your drive to blossom and create may be irresistible, bordering on unruly. Does that sound overwhelming? I don’t think it will be a problem as long as you cultivate a mood of amazed amusement about how strong it feels. To help maintain your poise, keep in mind that your growth spurt is a natural response to the dissolution that preceded it. Halloween costume suggestion: a fountain, an erupting volcano, the growing beanstalk from the “Jack and the Beanstalk” fairy tale.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again.” So says Buddhist teacher Jack Kornfield. Can you guess why I’m bringing it to your attention? It’s one of those times when you can do yourself a big favor by sloughing off the stale, worn-out, decaying parts of your past. Luckily for you, you now have an extraordinary talent for doing just that. I suspect you will also receive unexpected help and surprising grace as you proceed. Halloween costume suggestion: a snake molting its skin.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Speaking on behalf of your wild mind, I’m letting you know that you’re due for an immersion in revelry and festivity. Plugging away at business as usual could become counterproductive unless you take at least brief excursions to the frontiers of pleasure. High integrity may become sterile unless you expose it to an unpredictable adventure or two. Halloween costume suggestion: party animal, hell raiser, social butterfly, god or goddess of delight. Every one of us harbors a touch of crazy genius that periodically needs to be unleashed, and now is that time for you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I hope you will choose a Halloween costume that emboldens you to feel powerful. For the next three weeks, it’s in your long-term interest to invoke a visceral sense of potency, dominion and sovereignty. What clothes and trappings might stimulate these qualities in you? Those of a king or queen? A rock star or CEO? A fairy godmother, superhero or dragon-tamer? Only you know which archetypal persona will help stir up your untapped reserves of confidence and command.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) It’s time to stretch the boundaries.

You have license to expand the containers and outgrow the expectations and wage rebellion for the sheer fun of it. The frontiers are calling you. Your enmeshment in small talk and your attachment to trivial wishes are hereby suspended. Your mind yearns to be blown and blown and blown again! I dare you to wander outside your overly safe haven and go in quest of provocative curiosities.

Halloween costume suggestions: mad scientist, wild-eyed revolutionary, the Doctor from Doctor Who.

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Looking for a calm and curious pup? Orange County Animal Services has the perfect dog for you. Meet Bella (a333513).

She is a 6-year-old friendly girl who isn’t shy at all. As soon as Bella meets you, she’ll want to cuddle and receive as much attention as she can. Bella enjoys sniffing around in the play yard and jumping in the baby pool when it’s filled with water. She’s already house trained and knows how to walk well on a leash. You can adopt this perfect pooch for $9.95 during the month of October. All you need to do is register her microchip onsite before you take her home. orange County animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy road, ocnetpets.com.

By EMily FlaKE

B Y D A N S AVA G E I am a straight, married, 38-year-old woman. My husband and I have two children. I have been with my husband for 12 years, married for six. Three years after we were married, we found out that he was HIV positive. We had both had multiple tests throughout our relationship because of physicals and the process we went through to get pregnant.

Both of us were negative then, but only I am now.

Needless to say, he was infected as a result of him cheating. We worked through that and remained married. Recently I saw a message from a woman saying, “Call me or I am calling your wife.” I identified myself, and she and I spoke briefly. I asked her how long they were having a relationship, and she told me since January. I did not mention his status. I confronted him, and he claims she is a crazy stalker. He says there was a brief flirtation but then she became clingy and “crazy,” and he did not know how to tell me without compromising our relationship. He blocked her calls and emails.

He is undetectable, and we use condoms. In the state where we live, a positive person who does not inform a person of their status before having sex faces up to five years in prison. I have brought this to his attention. He is sticking to his story that he did not have sex with her. We met with a therapist last week, only for a placement consultation. We did not mention his status. This is my biggest issue: I don’t think we can work through our problems without honesty. I need him to come clean and admit to me – and our therapist – that he had sex with this woman. If he does, I believe the therapist will be legally obligated to report his behavior to the police. I am preparing myself for divorce, something he doesn’t know, and while I don’t want to have him arrested, I feel we need the therapy in order to respectfully co-parent – and lying to a therapist or omitting the full truth seems crazy.

Seeking Truth About This Unpleasant Situation

“Where to start?” asked Peter Staley, the legendary AIDS activist, founding director of the Treatment Action Group, and longtime board member of the American Foundation for AIDS Research. “I’ll leave the relationship issues to you, Dan, but isn’t the level of distrust here the most toxic part of the story?”

The level of distrust does strike me as toxic – but seeing as your husband cheated, STATUS, and not for the first time, your distrust is understandable. What I don’t understand is your desire to see your husband sent to prison. You don’t want honesty, you don’t want to “work through your problems,” you just want your soon-to-be exhusband to rot in jail.

Since you don’t want to call the police yourself, you want to con your husband (with my help!) into telling “the full truth” to a therapist who will have to call the police. And the instrument of your revenge – laws that require HIV-positive people to disclose to their sex partners – is unjust.

“I stand with every public-health organization, including UNAIDS and the World Health Organization, in abhorring HIV criminalization laws like the one STATUS cites,” said Staley. “We already have laws on the books that can adequately deal with someone who knowingly and intentionally transmits HIV to someone else. Adding additional laws around HIV disclosure, especially when no

transmission occurs, ends up causing more harm than good.”

That’s exactly what you sound like: a jilted partner who hopes to use an unjust law to lash out at her soon-to-be ex-husband. While you have cause to be angry, you can’t rationalize your plot based on the “danger” your husband presented to the other woman. He is taking his meds and has an undetectable viral load. That means he’s effectively noninfectious. So even if he didn’t use condoms with this woman – and you don’t even know for sure if he was fucking her – he didn’t put her at risk.

“There’s a great organization called SERO (sero project.com) fighting these laws,” said Staley.

“Their website is filled with frightening cases of people with HIV rotting in jail for supposed nondisclosure, even when no transmission occurred.

There are no similar convictions for nondisclosure of hepatitis C, HPV, syphilis, herpes, etc., some of which can kill. People with HIV are being singled out by legislatures trying to ‘protect’ the public from ‘AIDS monsters’ created by local TV stations looking for ratings.” Follow Peter Staley on Twitter @peterstaley and on Facebook at facebook.com/ peterstaley.

My boyfriend of two years and I broke up because I found out that he was having sex with anonymous men he contacted through Craigslist.

My ex will not admit to being bisexual and claims he has these urges only when he smokes marijuana. But through our computer history, I caught him watching gay porn at times when I knew he had not smoked marijuana. I check CL periodically, and he is still posting ads regularly, even though he denies this and insists that he has the situation under control. Disturbingly, he is also dating women. I think this is dangerous because there is such a strong chance that he will give these women an STD, such as AIDS, and destroy both of their lives. Since I am the only person in his life who knows his secret, I feel some sort of responsibility.

I am very emotionally troubled by this knowledge and I don’t feel right about ignoring this.

Anxiety Infuses Distressing Situation

Your ex is obviously bisexual. If not, then his heteroflexibility is downright acrobatic. But policing your ex’s sexual identity, his love life and his Craigslist presence is Not Your Job. Knocking dicks out of his mouth is not your responsibility, and you are not responsible for alerting other women to the porn, the personal ads, the dicks and the laughable excuses.

You could, however, speak to your ex as a friend – a creepy friend who cyberstalks him, but still a friend. You could urge him to accept that, even if he isn’t bi, he needs to own up to not being entirely straight, either. If he’s going to engage in risky sex practices with men, he should talk to his doctor about getting on PrEP, aka pre-exposure prophylaxis, aka Truvada. Then, having said your piece, you can butt the fuck out his life with a clear conscience.

On the Lovecast, Dan chats with rival podcaster Debby Herbenick about condoms and PrEP … for ladies: savagelovecast.com.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2015-DR-2898 IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS FOR THE PROPOSED ADOPTION OF A MINOR CHILD. – AMENDED NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION TO: Wendi Ann Barnard Current Residence Address: Unknown YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights pending adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before November 4, 2015 and file the original with the Clerk of this Court at Seminole County Courthouse, Domestic Relations Division, 301 North Park Avenue, Sanford, Florida 32771, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the Petition to Terminate Parental Rights Pending Adoption on November 16, 2015 at 9:00 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before the Hon. Michael J. Rudisill at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 North Park Avenue, Court Room G, Sanford, Florida 32771. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the biological mother of a minor male child born on August 21, 2009 at Winter Park, Florida. You are described as being 45 years old; Caucasian; 5’1”; 124lbs; hazel eyes and brown hair. WITNESS my hand and seal this 25th day of September, 2015.

MARYANNE MORSE CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Barbara Anderson Deputy Clerk In accordance with the AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT, if you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact the ADA Coordinator, at 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida 32771, telephone (407) 323-4330 ext. 4227 or 830-8919 ext. 4227, within 2 working days of your receipt of this Notice; if you are hearing impaired, call (TDD) -800-955-8771; if you are voice impaired, call VOICE (v) 1-800-955-8770.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. CASE NO.: 2015-DR-2898 IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS FOR THE PROPOSED ADOPTION OF A MINOR CHILD. – AMENDED NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION TO:Jose Antonio Maldonaldo a/k/a Jose Antonio Maldonado Last known Residence Address: 550 Via Del Oro Drive, # 101, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714 3016 Dreyfushire Blvd., #BV, Orlando, FL 32822 YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights and for a Final Judgment of Adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before November 4, 2015 and file the original with the Clerk of this Court at Seminole County Courthouse, Domestic Relations Division, 301 North Park Avenue, Sanford, Florida 32771, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the Petition to Terminate Parental Rights Pending Adoption on November 16, 2015 at 9:00 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before the Hon. Michael J. Rudisill at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 North Park Avenue, Court Room G, Sanford, Florida 32771. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the legal father of a minor male child born on 08/21/2009 at Winter Park, Florida to W.A.B., and the Petitioners describe you as being 44 years old; Hispanic; 6’ tall; 280-300 lbs.; brown eyes, bald head. WITNESS my hand and seal this 25th day of September, 2015. MARYANNE MORSE CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: __/s/ Barbara Anderson______________ Deputy Clerk In accordance with the AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT, if you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, at 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida 32771, telephone (407) 323-4330 ext. 4227 or 830-8919 ext. 4227, within 2 working days of your receipt of this Notice; if you are hearing impaired, call (TDD) 1-800-955-8771; if you are voice impaired, call VOICE (v) 1-800-955-8770 NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNER/CAC CASE NO.: DP14-500 IN THE INTEREST OF: L.R. DOB: 09/14/2014, a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Jessica Cogan: Address unknown, WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on December 21, 2015 @ 10:00 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie.evans@myflfamilies. com. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 23rd day of October, 2015. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk.

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YMCA of Central Florida (Orlando, Florida) We are seeking an enthusiastic and experienced administrative professional to support the Association in the implementation and successful execution of large corporate events and various professional meetings throughout the year. The incumbent will manage all aspects of event administration and project management duties; including preparing and analyzing budgets, day to day administrative tasks, and event logistics in support of two senior leaders in a busy special events environment to ensure successful event outcomes and goals are met.

EDUCATION, TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE: • Bachelor’s degree preferred; significant work experience can substitute for the degree.

• Minimum 3 years experience with office administrative management required.

• Minimum 1 year experience coordinating large / corporate special events required.

• Proficient using the latest versions of Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, and mail merges; email and web searches.

• Knowledge of Oracle and Salesforce CRM a plus.

• Experience working with volunteers and boards a plus.

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