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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Marissa Mahoney, Bernard Wilchusky Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

Lookin’ down the barrel of a cracker

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“The only thing that stops a random guy at Cracker Barrel is a clumsy guy who, after improperly securing his firearm to his person, drops it and discharges a round into said random guy’s leg,” said an NRA spokesperson (“A gun fell out of a man’s holster and shot a guy at a Sanford Cracker Barrel,” Nov. 3).

He said this to me at a Cracker Barrel. He was standing over my table, sort of blocking me from leaving. I had been eating chicken fried steak. I tried to ignore him, but he was speaking pretty loudly. People were staring a little bit. I was trying to keep my eyes focused on my plate. I had corn and mashed potatoes as sides. I had really been looking forward to this meal.

He said, a little too loudly, that guns don’t shoot random Cracker Barrel patrons, people do. Very, very irresponsible people who are not currently in control of their firearms. People who probably suffer from mental illness. It was probable, he said.

It was virtually guaranteed, he said.

He then brought out a photocopied graph demonstrating how increased public firearmrelated incidents could not possibly be related to increased firearm carry. He tried to hand it to me, but when I didn’t accept it, he set it down on the empty placemat across from me. The corner of the paper absorbed some water from a little puddle of condensation on the table.

He continued that, anyway, if the gun did do it, say, maybe if some guns are alive and have rich interior lives – like in the screenplay he has sent to Pixar at least 15 times but has not heard a response about – if that happened, the guy who got shot probably deserved it. They’re looking into it, he told me, but they’re really siding with the gun here so far, you know, with the evidence they’ve found.

Blushing, he sort of yelled, “More guns are definitely, definitely good. And also there should be more of them in more places. Like Bob Evans and Waffle House.”

He then dropped $300 on my table and scurried over to the black SUV with black tinted windows that was parked out front. I could see it through the curtains hanging over my table. The SUV zipped away as soon as his door closed.

I was left with many questions, but I suppose I already know the answers to most of them, if I’m honest. And if I’m honest, I want to be honest all the time these days.

Jared Silvia, via orlandoweekly.com

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6 News

Movies opening this week: The 33, By the Sea, Love the Coopers and My All American

SunRail, Parramore, OPD’s use of force and more in our news briefs this week

6 This Modern World

43 Couchsurfing Ash vs. Evil Dead proves that 30 years later, the Evil Dead franchise still has what it takes

8 Case dismissed Federal judge throws out lawsuit over transvaginal ultrasounds; sonography students cannot refile case

11 The Beer Issue

44 Culturally relevant The Jewish Film Festival uses movies to take a closer look at Jewish culture, from the Jim Crow era to the present

A selection of stories to get you thirsty for Saturday’s Orlando Beer Festival

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arts & culture

46 Picks This Week

30 This is our youth In her first novel, Juventud, Orlando writer Vanessa Blakeslee depicts a young woman’s odyssey

30 Culture 2 Go The Dr. Phillips Center and Artegon Marketplace both hit their one-year anniversaries, plus more performing arts news

31 Family feud Feel the raw emotion in Mad Cow Theatre’s powerful production of My Name Is Asher Lev

33 Live Active Cultures

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

46 Tempering metal No longer holding onto black metal, Deafheaven disregards the genre’s narrow definition in favor of epic, all-encompassing sweep

49 This Little Underground New Sh-Booms singer Mizz Bren throws off some tough grown-ass woman heat

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Art and life intertwine when artists welcome audiences into their homes

50 Selections

food & drink

52 The Week

35 Steered straight

53 Down the Road

“Chef-driven” North Quarter Tavern is on the right track

35 Tip Jar College Park’s Paxia changes owners and names, another Cupcake Wars-related shop to open in Dr. Phillips, plus more in our weekly food roundup

37 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve eaten at recently

film 43 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

back pages 73 Free Will Astrology

Got something to add? Email feedback@orlandoweekly.com.

73 Lulu Eightball 73 Gimme Shelter

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SunRail to end nighttime service

as determined by the U.S. Housing and Urban Development’s income guidelines.

According to the request for proposals, 5 percent of the units must be reserved for permanent housing for the homeless.

The parcels of land where the city wants to put this development are currently owned by the city and its Community Redevelopment Agency. The biggest parcel is a 5.07-acre site, and the others are .29 and .70 acres each. The project will have to combine all three parcels into a single “planned development.”

The city held an informational meeting at City Hall for developers last week. Development proposals are due Dec. 4. – Erin Sullivan

Beginning dec. 21, SunRail will

ditch its late-night train for a mid-afternoon ride, officials say.

Ridership lagged on the late-night train, which debuted late last year and offered a train that left the Sand Lake Road station at 10:20 p.m. and arrived in DeBary at 11:23 p.m. It will completely stop running Friday, Dec. 18. SunRail will instead offer a 1 p.m. ride out of DeBary; the 12:30 p.m. train departing DeBary will be bumped to noon.

According to SunRail project manager Miguel Torres, the goal will be to attract the “leisure rider” who might be interested in daytime jaunts to Orlando or Winter Park for lunch. – Colin Wolf

Orlando Police officers used force on 3,100 people in the past five years.

City seeks proposals for marketrate and affordable housing development in Parramore

A 10-month investigation by

the Orlando Sentinel found 3,100 people had been “hit, kicked, pepper-sprayed, shocked or had some other force used on them” by the Orlando Police Department between 2010 to 2014.

According to the Sentinel’s investigation, officers injured 1,900 suspects during this period, with 1,200 of those injured requiring medical treatment. When the agency used force, the paper says, 55 percent of the time it was on black suspects, while only 28 percent of Orlando’s population is black. The use of force and the number of suspects injured peaked in 2012, but has since declined, according to the Sentinel.

Just days after an election where the city’s lack of affordable housing – and affordability of life in Orlando in general – was the talk of the town, the city of Orlando announced that it’s seeking proposals from developers interested in creating a mixed-income housing project in the Parramore area that incorporates affordable housing, market-rate housing and “permanent supportive housing units” for the chronically homeless.

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The report also found OPD used force in 5.6 percent of arrests, which is double the rate of similar-size agencies.

The city is currently facing 30 pending excessive-force lawsuits, and Orlando and its insurer have already paid out $3.6 million in police-brutality claims. – Monivette Cordeiro

Tar globs wash up on Cocoa Beach large globs of tar started

mysteriously washing up on shore around Cocoa Beach last week. According to various news outlets, the “pancakesized tar globs” began washing up on Nov. 5, between 4th Street South and 5th Street South, just four blocks south of the Minuteman Causeway.

Typically, tar globs occur when spilled oil mixes and rolls with loose sand and seashells, and, unfortunately, they aren’t really all that uncommon. The exact source is usually difficult to pinpoint, but suspects include anything from oil rigs, boats with unfiltered bilges, oil pipelines and even natural seepage.

At this time, the cause of the Cocoa Beach tar globs has not been determined, and the U.S. Coast Guard was overseeing cleanup. – CW

One of the first venues Gram Parsons ever played gets historic designation For more than a year, the derry

Down Project in Winter Haven has been working to preserve Gram Parsons’ legacy in Central Florida by restoring a youth center established in 1964 that was the first venue where Parsons played with his first professional group. Part of preserving the venue, known as the Derry Down Building, was an initiative to have it acknowledged as an official historic site. On Nov. 5 (fittingly on Parsons’ birthday), the Derry Down Project and Main Street Winter Haven unveiled a shiny new historic marker issued by the Florida Department of State, signifying the building as a place that helped “elevate Winter Haven as a destination for traveling groups in the region.”

The Derry Down Building was first opened in 1964 by Winter Haven businessman Bob Parsons who wanted to give his stepson, Gram Parsons, a place to play with his band the Shilos. Gram Parsons eventually went on to play with the Byrds, and later founded country-rock band the Flying Burrito Brothers. – Ashley Belanger feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Case dismissed Federal judge throws out lawsuit over transvaginal ultrasounds, sonography students cannot refile case

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nently discontinued the use of student volunteers for transvaginal ultrasounds and moved on from the incident, the students involved say in court documents they are still dealing with the aftermath of a procedure that routinely violated them and upended their lives.

hen female sonography students filed a lawsuit in May against Valencia College for allegedly browbeating them to undergo weekly transvaginal ultrasounds, the news made national headlines. The school came under fire after students said if they didn’t volunteer for the procedure, which involves inserting a probe into the vagina to look at reproductive organs, they would have to leave the program or be “blacklisted” from working at local hospitals.

To many, the case appeared an easy win for the students against the college, but five months and multiple court proceedings later, the controversy surrounding the school died down – and so did the case. Late last month, U.S. District Judge Gregory Presnell quietly dismissed the lawsuit against Valencia College with prejudice, which means students can’t file again, and ordered the clerk to close the file.

“We appreciate the court’s thoughtful review and well-reasoned decision,” says Carol Traynor, spokeswoman for the college.

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he final complaint filed on behalf of three students by their attorney, Winter Park lawyer Christopher Dillingham, alleged that during a 2013 orientation for the sonography program, another student nicknamed the “TransVag Queen” told students that a faculty member told her “she could go somewhere else” if she didn’t want to undergo the probes, but she ultimately became comfortable with the procedure, hence the nickname.

Despite all three women responding in a questionnaire that they were uncomfortable with the procedure, a faculty member sent each of them an email saying students who did not agree to volunteer as patients for their classmates would not be allowed to participate or practice transvaginal scanning in the lab. The students said

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faculty told them if they didn’t undergo the ultrasound, some hospitals would not allow them to perform it on patients.

Later on, the students did go to local hospital to practice on actual patients.

After the orientation, the students were given a waiver to sign, which two of the students in the complaint signed. In their affidavits, the women said no one gave them the option of practicing on anatomically correct sensor dummies, which were available at the school and which are commonly used at other colleges.

The first student refused to undergo the ultrasound, but the two other students underwent the procedure routinely, which they said often hurt, and were “discouraged” from using their menstrual cycles as an excuse not to be probed. There was also a male student allowed to practice transvaginal ultrasounds on women in the class, the affidavits say.

The three students say after being harassed by faculty and their complaints ignored by Valencia College, all three dropped out, losing thousands of dollars in tuition, books and other expenses. In affidavits, they say the procedures affected their psychological health and strained their personal relationships; some even took medication. All three are going to mental health counselors.

“I cannot return to Valencia College’s Medical Sonography Program knowing I could be forced to undergo more transvaginal probes,” the third student says.

“It was the worst academic experience of my life.”

Valencia College asked U.S. District Judge Gregory Presnell to dismiss the lawsuit in September, saying the students withdrew from the program before any actual harm, like a “specific course grade reduction or lost job opportunity” could happen and were now seeking damages by “artificially sensationalizing and inappropriately sexualizing their voluntary participation in clinical exercise.”

Dillingham, who declined to comment for this story, argued that Valencia College had violated students’ First Amendment right to free speech and Fourth Amendment right against illegal search and seizure. Part of the relief students sought was for the school to permanently cease and desist its policy of forced vaginal probing of students, but they also wanted the right to be reinstated at the college.

“Valencia College’s official and unofficial policies and customs encouraged, caused, allowed and/or enabled the individual Defendants to violate Plaintiff’s constitutional rights without fear of discipline for those violations,” Dillingham writes in the

amended complaint form. “All Plaintiffs suffered psychological damages as a result of Valencia’s policies and procedures.”

But it was precisely this argument – that Valencia College had violated students’ First and Fourth Amendment rights – that may have led to the case’s end.

In a 10-page order signed Oct. 28, Judge Presnell dismissed the lawsuit with prejudice, arguing that the college is protected under Florida’s “qualified immunity,” which “protects municipal officers from liability as long as their conduct does not violate clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known.”

Furthermore, Presnell writes that the students’ complaints about the program did not amount to protected speech because “it is the role of teachers, and not federal judges, to define a school’s educational curriculum – the courts may only step in when the decision to censor ... student expression has no valid educational purpose.” Regarding the alleged violation against students’ Fourth Amendment rights, Presnell says Valencia College wasn’t benefiting the government when administrators probed students.

“Their intent to help Valencia maintain its unique program and educate students on how to perform transvaginal ultrasounds does not implicate the Fourth Amendment,” the decision says.

Professor Lyrissa Lidsky, who specializes in First Amendment law at the University of Florida, agrees with Presnell’s arguments.

She says that although asking students to submit to transvaginal exams is an “unreasonable request,” it’s not a free speech violation because if the students’ allegations are true, faculty retaliated against students for refusing to submit to the probe, not for protesting about the probe.

Lidsky says it appeared that the students’ lawyer was trying to force the case into a constitutional tort in order to bring action against the state and pursue damages. Because the case was dismissed with prejudice, the students will have to appeal that designation first if they want to go forward, which can be difficult.

“Obviously, just because the lawsuit was dismissed, it doesn’t mean the behavior of the college, if it’s what was asserted, is acceptable,” she says. “If the college is browbeating students to force them to accept transvaginal sonograms, that’s highly problematic and should be stopped immediately. Bad behavior can still be bad behavior even if it’s not a violation of the First and Fourth Amendment.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Wheat Ale Brewed with malted wheat. Slightly tart flavor, often with subtle notes of citrus.

Blonde Ale Smooth, with malty sweetness and low to moderate bitterness.

Pale Ale Moderate to high level of hop bitterness and strong hop flavors.

Malt sweetness plays a supporting role.

Beer A Guide to Selection at Publix

Amber/Red Ale Bittersweet caramel malt characteristics influence color and flavor.

Brown Ale Roasty malt flavor with low to moderate bitterness. Often caramel, fruity, and/or chocolate notes are present.

Porter/Stout Dark in color with roasted, nutty flavors. Chocolate and/or coffee notes may be very pronounced.

Pilsner Crisp, with moderate to high bitterness. Spicy herbal or floral aroma and flavor.

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Heard the news? Choose your brews!

Can’t decide on one label to please everybody? Or want to test out different varieties? You’re in luck! Mix and match to your heart’s content with our Choose Your Brews pack.

It’s a convenient way to try new beers, or to take home an assortment of favorites. Look for it in the beer aisle.

Light Lager Light and dry; low in both malt flavor and hop character.

Amber Lager Malty, roasted sweetness with a dry, well-balanced bitterness at finish.

Dark Lager Smooth, with some malt sweetness.

May include hints of coffee, molasses, and/or chocolate.

Bock Robust malt character. Broad range of colors, from light gold to deep brown. Typically lightly hopped.

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Brewery or bust Make a microbrewery tour part of your next staycation

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e’re big fans of the staycation here at the Weekly. Why spend all that money to pack up and go to some far-flung locale when there are so many adventures waiting close to home? For instance, you could have yourself a lost weekend – you could probably have a whole lost week – touring the region’s burgeoning brew scene. We tasked a small cabal of booze nerds to find as many local breweries with tasting rooms as they could, and we’ve organized them into three staycation brew-tour lists: one for breweries right in Orlando’s backyard, perfect for an afternoon adventure; one for breweries a little further out that make for the perfect day trip; and one for when you need a debaucherous, beer-saturated weekend getaway. Get ready to hit the road – with your designated drivers or Uber apps, please – to experience some of the best beer Central Florida has to offer.

(Note: There are other breweries in the region that don’t have tasting rooms – some of them will be pouring at the Orlando Beer Festival on Nov. 14. See page 27 for a list of participating breweries.)

Perfect for a nooner Bowigens Beer Co. 1014 State Road 436, Casselberry; 407-960-7816; bowigens.com Beers you should try: Bow 9 Citrus Pale Ale, Lost Anchor IPA, 7 Layer Stout, Toasted Almond Brown Ale, Green 18, Hefe’n Awesome Crooked Can Brewing Co. 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com Beers you should try: Domestic Bliss Belgian Golden Strong Ale, High Stepper American IPA, McSwagger’s Own Amber Ale, Axum Chocolate Coffee Stout The Hourglass Brewery 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; 407-262-0056; thehourglassbrewery.com Beers you should try: Four core beers: Zanloper, Prestissimo, Seminole Trail, Brown Beer Mount Dora Brewing 405 S. Highland St., Mount Dora; 352-735-1111; mountdorabrewing.com Beers you should try: Dora Drawdy Drool, Beauclaire Blond Ale Orlando Brewing 1301 Atlanta Ave.; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com Beers you should try: Blonde Ale, Chocolate Girl Stout Red Cypress Brewery 855 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs;

redcypressbrewery.com Beer you should try: Death Roll Nitro Milk Stout Redlight Redlight Beer Parlour and Brewery 2810 Corrine Drive; 407-893-9832; redlightredlightbeerparlour.com Beer you should try: Cimarrones Berlinerweisse

Cigar City Brewing Co.

Ten10 Brewing Co. 1010 Virginia Drive; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com Beers you should try: East-West IPA, I Totally Can’t Even (pumpkin ale with Lineage coffee), Chronically Mismanaged (coffee-infused red ale) Reprise Brewing 1124 Pennsylvania Ave., St. Cloud; 224-280-9113; reprisebrewing.com Beers you should try: Americana, Sweet Chariot Winter Park Beer Co. 1809 E. Winter Park Road; 407-913-2739; winterparkbeer.com Beer you should try: Dave’s Pale Ale Wop’s Hops Brewing 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; 407-878-7819; wopshopsbrewing.com Beers you should try: Scottish Ale, Roman Red IPA, Sweet Potato Ale, Ode to Joy Christmas Ale Coming soon: Orlando has a few new breweries that are getting ready to open their doors. You can’t add them to your drinking itinerary just yet, but check their websites for more information and projected opening dates. Black Cauldron Brewing (facebook.com/blackcauldronbrewing) and Broken Strings Brewery (facebook.com/ brokenstringsbrewery.com) will share a space

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(l-r) crystal Jones, Megan cheek and Mary McGinn are the driving forces behind orlando Brewing’s Babes Brew series

Stout’s honor Orlando Brewing’s Girl Stout release marks popular Babes Brew series’ second anniversary

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working in brewing,” Cheek says. “But the other girls, serving behind the bar or in the office, would ask me questions about the brewing process, and eventually the light came on, that we needed to get them back [in the brewery].”

Cheek pitched the Babes Brew series to the other female employees, who quickly bought in. The women then spent weeks meeting off-shift, brainstorming recipes and beer names and label designs until Cheek’s crew, eventually, home-brewed what would become Girl Stout. The rest is minty, malty history.

And the Babes Brew’s Girl Stout arrived at a turning point in beer’s history.

According to the Brewers Association, women aged 18-35 now make up more than 15 percent of craft beer drinkers. A 2015 Gallup poll shows that craft beer has supplanted white wine as the libation of choice for women within that age bracket.

“It’s not really surprising to me,” Cheek says. “New breweries are popping up left and right. Craft beer is all over the place, and if you’re around it enough, you’re going to find something you like.”

There’s something else going on here, too. Whenever a domestic commodity or service traditionally provided or performed by women experiences an eco-

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Girl Stout’s also the most popular entry in the Babes Brew series, featuring beers crafted start to finish by Orlando Brewing’s deep and talented female staff. Marketing, public relations, graphic design, community outreach and, of course, brewing – they tackle it all. McGinn, for instance, runs the brewery’s PR and serves behind the tasting room bar. But today, McGinn’s the eponymous “babe.” That’s part of the concept, set by former brewery operations manager/proto-Babe Megan Cheek and sustained under current taproom manager Crystal Jones: A female Orlando Brewing employee must participate while a Babes Brew beer is, well, brewed.

“I’d never brewed anything before sitting on the Babes Brews, and now I absolutely love it,” McGinn says. “The smells during the brews – it’s like freshbaked bread. In the early morning, there’s

ary McGinn trudges up to Orlando Brewing’s chain link gate. She produces a jangle-y keyring from her satchel, and after a brief struggle with the padlock, rolls the hulking thing open.

“Well, it’s go time,” McGinn says.

It’s 7:30 a.m. and the cool October sun is just breaking, casting a low yellow glow across the brewery’s riveted exterior. It’s the kind of crisp fall morning that portends a dandy of an afternoon sipping beers on a swell porch or patio somewhere.

And McGinn and I are here – why else? – to talk about beer. Particularly, this morning’s brew: the third and final run of Orlando Brewing’s Girl Stout. It’s a dry, peppermint-chocolate stout that bears more than a passing likeness to a Girl Scout cookie you may have tried once or twice.

nothing better.”

We enter the brewery, where the brewmaster, Graeme Lay, has begun the mash.

That aroma of barley and malt, just as she described, fills the air. McGinn sits at a card table-turned-desk by the door, retrieving the brew’s ingredient list from a drift of charts and manifests before her.

She’ll need sacks of peppermint and tworow barley, caramel galore, a potpourri of hops and a whole mess of chocolate.

“Of all the Babes Brews I’ve been on, Girl Stout is definitely my favorite,” McGinn says. “It’s a great beer, of course, but it’s also sentimental for me. I was a Girl Scout growing up. I would sell those cookies door to door. And I know many of our customers feel the same way.”

Babes Brew releases have become some of Orlando Brewing’s most anticipated events. And “events” – connoting occasions, happenings – is the appropriate word, especially for Girl Stout. The first batch tapped last year became the brewery’s fastest-selling beer ever.

Cheek dreamt up Babes Brew during her time overseeing daily brewing operations – ordering the hops, setting the brew schedule and noticing a distinct lack of female compatriots in the brewery.

“Before Babes Brew, I was the only girl

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nomic boom – think “artisanal” coffee or top-shelf wine, cooking and, indeed, brewing – it seems like men step in, say “We’ll take it from here,” and block women, intentionally or otherwise, from the most prestigious positions within that industry.

Big Beer in America certainly followed that pattern. Brewing powerhouses furnished with Busches and Coorses and Juniors and Seniors rose to prominence in the mid-19th century, dominating for a century and half what had historically been a woman-run activity.

“The first brewers in human history were women,” Cheek observes. “I have a tattoo of the Mesopotamian hieroglyph for ‘brewer’ – and it’s of a woman brewing. Throughout the Middle Ages, women owned the majority of pubs and brewed most of the beer. It’s nothing new, but we do need to see more of it today.”

Which we are. With craft beer, we’re watching a multibillion-dollar industry’s gender imbalance correct itself. Women aren’t only drinking more craft beer.

They’re founding breweries – such as Denizen’s Brewing in Washington, D.C. – taking executive positions at America’s largest craft breweries – such as Christine Perich, New Belgium’s ascendant CEO –

and, as the Babes can attest, brewing more beer.

McGinn hands me a mesh bag of peppermint the size of a football. She and Lay are weighing the cocoa nibs and other ingredients, scooping them into mesh steeping pouches like oversized teabags to pitch into the brew. The two brewers then put on their protective eyewear and walk onto a metal platform to check the brew kettle. McGinn sticks her head in the opening, taking a deep whiff of the mash.

She breaks into a smile.

On a personal level, Cheek and McGinn both say working on the Babes Brew series bestows a sense of pride in Orlando Brewing’s female employees. They’re not just the faces of Orlando Brewing anymore, Cheek says. They are the brewery.

And they have the beer to prove it.

“After brewing the first Girl Stout, they knew everything about it. They had ownership of it,” Cheek says. “Not only are the girls behind the bar pouring it and serving it to customers, but they can also say ‘I brewed that, and you’re drinking it right now.’ It feels great.”

Thirsty yet? Check out Orlando Brewing’s Girl Stout release party on Saturday, Nov. 14. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Virginia’s for beer lovers A brief tour of Orlando’s newest neigh-brew-hood

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his just in: Orlando’s craft beer scene has improved drastically in the last few years.

Yes, Orlando’s burgeoning stable of craft beer bars and brewpubs makes the news so often that “news” may not be the right word for it anymore. Some might even feel the constant backslapping over how good – even great – our city’s beer scene has become is a little bit trite. A true craftbrew hub would be more demure about its beer bona fides, right?

But many of us beer geeks remember those dark days of ordering an IPA at Miller’s Ale House, only to be greeted with a bartender’s blank stare until we sighed, ordered a Coke and accepted diabetes’ trembling embrace because Bud Light just

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wasn’t an option. Never forget how far Orlando has come, local hopheads. Never.

It’s in that spirit that we call attention to the splendid neigh-brew-hood quietly forming along Virginia Drive. The Mills 50 district is certainly no stranger to the drinking and nightlife sections of Orlando’s newspapers and magazines, but you may have missed the latest additions and goings-on.

There’s the Brass Tap at Mills Park, satisfying the sports-hungry with a phalanx of plasma TVs and scores of craft beers on draft. There’s that burgers-and-brews stalwart, the Hideaway, and there’s Nora’s Sugar Shack for your six-pack and bomber CONTINUED ON PaGe 17

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pick-ups. The Thirsty Topher’s petrified oak bar has been the gold standard for craft beer this side of Corrine Drive.

And of course there’s Virginia’s shiny new toy, Ten10 Brewing. Since the brewery’s soft opening this past summer, head brewer and owner Mike Wallace has built an impressive lineup of beers – mango IPAs, altbiers, red ales – and an even larger local following.

“The response has been great. We could barely keep enough beer flowing at first, but now we’re in a groove,” Wallace says.

“Opening a brewery has been my dream since I was in high school home-brewing with my friends.”

This cluster of businesses provides craft-beer lovers with myriad options within walking distance to get their suds on. According to Thirsty Topher co-owner Ron DiDonato, that bar-to-bar hoppability has been sorely lacking in Orlando’s neighborhoods.

“Virginia Drive’s a safe, relaxed, yet fun little strip,” DiDonato says. “People

around here have wanted an alternative to downtown for a good time for a while.

Ever since we opened Topher, we’ve wanted this neighborhood to become that place.”

DiDonato and company may be closing shop on Alden Road on Nov. 15, but that’s only to move closer to their peers: The Thirsty Topher will reopen next year at 601 Virginia Drive.

“We love this neighborhood, this street – everyone’s been so welcoming to us,” DiDonato says. “It’s not a cutthroat environment; we aren’t competing for anything. We take care of each other. We all support each other.”

DiDonato believes Virginia Drive’s best days are still to come.

“Orlando’s going to become the Nashville of craft beer in the South,” DiDonato says. “And Virginia will be the backbone of that scene.”

So keep your eyes peeled, Orlando beer nerds. The suds, they are a-changin’. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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its favorite root, the competent chaps at Funky Buddha down south in Oakland Park created this full-bodied, decadently sweet beverage that combines the earthy flavors of sweet potatoes with notes of cinnamon, nutmeg, brown sugar and vanilla. Close your eyes, take a sip, and you’ll wonder who filled your glass with yams smothered in gooey marshmallows.

Needless to say, this beer pairs perfectly with Thanksgiving dinner.

Cigar City Dark Woods Many pumpkin ale enthusiasts have already lauded CCB’s Good Gourd, but those of us who have graduated to more esoteric styles are ready for Dark Woods, an old ale brewed with molasses and aged on toasted white oak. Continuing a series that began last year with a chocolate imperial porter, 2015’s Dark Woods is even richer and more perplexing than its forerunner. With a name inspired by a 19th century legend about a lost traveler and a mysterious, hooded alchemist, what the future holds for this exciting new series only a conjurer could tell.

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Jolly Pumpkin Fuego del Otoña If the name fooled you into thinking this is a pumpkin beer, take solace in knowing you aren’t the first. This brewery can be the bane of craft beer-tenders forced to ceaselessly explain the misnomer during A selection of seasonal craft beers that aren’t pumpkin pumpkin season. Fortunately, everything else about this fabulously eccentric ale

By T eege BrAune more than makes up for these headaches. t seems like pumpkin season comes pumpkin ale craze swept the nation. Like Also known as Autumn Fire, this amberearlier every year. While this might be the great horned owl on its label, this hued, effervescent beverage seamlessly great news if your name is Linus van delightfully balanced brown ale rears its merges notes of fall spices with the puckPelt, for seasoned craft beer imbibers, it’s head as the nights begin to grow longer ering tart finish of its exotic wild yeast. old hat. If you’re anything like me, you’re and darker. Nutty flavors complemented sick of pumpkin beer by Aug. 18, and yet by a backbone of roasted malt make this It’s simply a coincidence that the first you can hardly turn around without some- beer perfect for cool weather indulgence. three beers on my list all come from Michigan, or perhaps the state’s residents one shoving some cloying, orange-colored would disagree, arguing that their crisp atrocity in your face. How then to find a Founders Harvest Ale Nothing says autumn like a harvest, northern climate gives them an advanseasonally enticing beer of an entirely different ilk? Lucky you have drunken Uncle and the harvest referenced by Founders’ tage when it comes to brewing beer for Teege to recommend the best autumn ales seasonal IPA is hops and lots of them. autumnal tastes. Lest you think 90-degree on the market with nary a dash of pump- Unlike most IPAs saturating the market, Novembers prevent Sunshine State brewFounders Harvest Ale is wet-hopped, ers from crafting seasonal delights, I’m kin flavoring in sight. which means the hops go into the vat here to prove you wrong. Here’s a few of the same day they’re cut down from the Florida’s best fall beers. vine. A clean, refreshing palatability is the Bell’s Best Brown There’s a lot to be said for standing the mark of this truly unique IPA, sure to wow Funky Buddha Sweet Potato test of time. Bell’s Best Brown has been even the most bitter-toothed hopheads Casserole Swapping autumn’s favorite gourd for a seasonal staple since long before the among us.

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Brewery or bust Make a microbrewery tour part of your next staycation

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e’re big fans of the staycation here at the Weekly. Why spend all that money to pack up and go to some far-flung locale when there are so many adventures waiting close to home? For instance, you could have yourself a lost weekend – you could probably have a whole lost week – touring the region’s burgeoning brew scene. We tasked a small cabal of booze nerds to find as many local breweries with tasting rooms as they could, and we’ve organized them into three staycation brew-tour lists: one for breweries right in Orlando’s backyard, perfect for an afternoon adventure; one for breweries a little further out that make for the perfect day trip; and one for when you need a debaucherous, beer-saturated weekend getaway. Get ready to hit the road – with your designated drivers or Uber apps, please – to experience some of the best beer Central Florida has to offer.

(Note: There are other breweries in the region that don’t have tasting rooms – some of them will be pouring at the Orlando Beer Festival on Nov. 14. See page 27 for a list of participating breweries.)

Perfect for a nooner Bowigens Beer Co. 1014 State Road 436, Casselberry; 407-960-7816; bowigens.com Beers you should try: Bow 9 Citrus Pale Ale, Lost Anchor IPA, 7 Layer Stout, Toasted Almond Brown Ale, Green 18, Hefe’n Awesome Crooked Can Brewing Co. 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com Beers you should try: Domestic Bliss Belgian Golden Strong Ale, High Stepper American IPA, McSwagger’s Own Amber Ale, Axum Chocolate Coffee Stout The Hourglass Brewery 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; 407-262-0056; thehourglassbrewery.com Beers you should try: Four core beers: Zanloper, Prestissimo, Seminole Trail, Brown Beer Mount Dora Brewing 405 S. Highland St., Mount Dora; 352-735-1111; mountdorabrewing.com Beers you should try: Dora Drawdy Drool, Beauclaire Blond Ale Orlando Brewing 1301 Atlanta Ave.; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com Beers you should try: Blonde Ale, Chocolate Girl Stout Red Cypress Brewery 855 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs;

redcypressbrewery.com Beer you should try: Death Roll Nitro Milk Stout Redlight Redlight Beer Parlour and Brewery 2810 Corrine Drive; 407-893-9832; redlightredlightbeerparlour.com Beer you should try: Cimarrones Berlinerweisse

Cigar City Brewing Co.

Ten10 Brewing Co. 1010 Virginia Drive; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com Beers you should try: East-West IPA, I Totally Can’t Even (pumpkin ale with Lineage coffee), Chronically Mismanaged (coffee-infused red ale) Reprise Brewing 1124 Pennsylvania Ave., St. Cloud; 224-280-9113; reprisebrewing.com Beers you should try: Americana, Sweet Chariot Winter Park Beer Co. 1809 E. Winter Park Road; 407-913-2739; winterparkbeer.com Beer you should try: Dave’s Pale Ale Wop’s Hops Brewing 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; 407-878-7819; wopshopsbrewing.com Beers you should try: Scottish Ale, Roman Red IPA, Sweet Potato Ale, Ode to Joy Christmas Ale Coming soon: Orlando has a few new breweries that are getting ready to open their doors. You can’t add them to your drinking itinerary just yet, but check their websites for more information and projected opening dates. Black Cauldron Brewing (facebook.com/blackcauldronbrewing) and Broken Strings Brewery (facebook.com/ brokenstringsbrewery.com) will share a space

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at 1012 W. Church St., right near the new Orlando City Soccer Club Stadium. Ocean Sun Brewing (oceansunbrewing.com) plans to take over the space at 3030 Curry Ford Road right next to Rogue Pub. Dead lizard Brewing Co. (deadlizardbrewingcompany.com) plans to open at 4507 36th St., not far from the Mall at Millenia.

Tomoka Brewing Co.

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Day tripping Bugnutty Brewing Co. 715 N. Courtenay Parkway, Merritt Island; 321-452-4460; bugnutty.com Beers you should try: Dark Matter Black IPA, Rhesus Peanut Butter Cup, Zombie Blood IPA Cocoa Beach Brewing Co. 150 N. Atlantic Ave., Cocoa Beach; 321-613-2941; cocoabeachbrewingcompany.com Beers you should try: Cocoa Beach Pale Ale, Not Just Some Oatmeal Stout, 888 India Pale Ale Florida Beer Co. 200 Imperial Blvd., Cape Canaveral; 321-728-4114; floridabeer.com Beers you should try: Florida Lager, Swamp Ape Double IPA, Sunshine State Pils, Gourd Shorts Pumpkin Ale Funky Buddha Brewery 201 N.E. 38th St., Oakland Park; 954-440-0046; funkybuddhabrewery.com Beers you should try: Hop Gun IPA, Floridian Hefeweizen, Doc Brown Ale, Nib Smuggler Chocolate Milk Porter intracoastal Brewing Co. 652 W. Eau Gallie Blvd., Melbourne; 321-872-7395; intracoastalbrewingcompany.com Beers you should try: The Ghost of Annie, Watermelon Wheat, Taproot Persimmon Hollow Brewing Co. 111 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; 386-973-7350; persimmonhollowbrewing.com Beers you should try: Beach Hippie, Daytona Dirty Blonde, Funky Freddie Fitz, Paddle Wheeler Playalinda Brewing Co. 305 S. Washington Ave., Titusville; 321-225-8978; playalindabrewingcompany.com Beer you should try: Bottomless Blonde Ale Swamp Head Brewing 3650 S.W. 42nd St., Gainesville; swamphead.com Beers you should try: Stump Knocker Pale Ale, Big Nose IPA Tomoka Brewing Co. 4647 S. Clyde Morris Blvd., Port Orange; 386-256-4979; tomokabrewingco.com Beers you should try: Mutha Fuggle EPA, CONTINUED ON PaGe 25

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Picnic Pils, McCarthy’s Irish Red Ale, Hop Quest IPA, Hazy Sunrise Wheat Ale, Lunar Eclipse Stout, Pumpernickel Porter

Make it an overnighter angry Chair Brewing 6401 N. Florida Ave., Tampa; 813-238-1122; angrychairbrewing.com Beer you should try: Ascension IPA Big Top Brewing 6111 Porter Way, Sarasota; 941-371-2939; bigtopbrewing.com Beers you should try: Circus City, Trapeze Monk Cigar City Brewing 3924 W. Spruce St., Tampa; 813-348-6363; cigarcitybrewing.com Beers you should try: Jai Alai IPA, Florida Cracker Belgian-style Ale, Puppy’s Breath Porter, Cucumber Saison Coppertail Brewing Co. 2601 E. Second Ave.,Tampa;

813-247-1500; coppertailbrewing.com Beer you should try: Free Dive IPA eSB Brewing Co. 333 N. Falkenburg Road, Suite 407, Tampa; 813-990-0700; esbbrewing.com Beers you should try: Pieces of Eight, Don Bosco, Roasted Walnut and Butternut Squash Ale Florida avenue Brewing Co. 4101 N. Florida Ave., Tampa; 813-374-2101; facebook.com/floridaavebrewco Beer you should try: Florida Avenue Ale Hidden Springs ale Works 1631 N. Franklin St., Tampa; 813-226-2739; hiddenspringsaleworks.com Beers you should try: Deja Moo, Sweet Potato Barley Wine Pair O’ Dice Brewing Co. 4400 N. 118th Ave., Suite 208, Clearwater; 727-755-3423; pairodicebrewing.com Beer you should try: Clearwater Honey Cream Three Palms Brewing 1509 Hobbs St., Tampa; 888-813-4856; threepalmsbrewing.com Beers you should try: Brew Baby Milk Stout, Caramel Apple Stout

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42 reasons you should attend the Orlando Beer Festival From macros to micros, we’ll have them all on tap this weekend

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o you’re still on the fence about whether to attend the Orlando Beer Festival, the inaugural beer bash to end all beer bashes, eh? Well, we have 42 good reasons you should attend listed below. We’ve got breweries from Sarasota to St. Cloud and Orlando to Ormond Beach coming to town to take part. For just $45 ($50 if you buy at the gate), you can sample as much beer as you can drink from all of your favorites (Cigar City, Crooked Can, Goose Island, etc.) and also try a few new brews from some brewers that haven’t even opened their doors yet (Black Cauldron, Suncreek, Dead Lizard). It’s all going down in Festival Park on Nov. 14. Check out orlandobeerfestival.com, or see our Selection on page 50, for more details. We’ll be adding more breweries as they sign up!

1. Big Storm Brewing Co., Odessa

23. Ocean Sun Brewing, Orlando

2. Big Top Brewery, Sarasota 3. BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse, Oviedo

24. Orange Blossom Brewing Co., Lakeland

4. Black Cauldron Brewing, Orlando

25. Orlando Brewing, Orlando

5. Bowigens Beer Co., Clermont

26. Pair O’ Dice Brewing Co., Clearwater

6. Brew Club of Seminole County and Sanford Homebrew Shop, Sanford

27. Red Cypress Brewery, Winter Springs

7. Broken Strings Brewery, Orlando

28. Redlight Redlight Beer Parlour and Brewery, Orlando

8. Bugnutty Brewing Co., Merritt Island

29. Reprise Brewing, St. Cloud

9. Cask & Larder, Winter Park

30. Rogue Pub, Orlando

10. Central 28, Lakeland

31. Saint Arnold Brewery, Houston

11. Cigar City Brewing, Tampa

32. Shipyard /Sea Dog, Portland, Maine

12. Crooked Can Brewing Co., Winter Garden

33. Stella Artois

13. Dead Lizard Brewing Co., Orlando

34. Suncreek Brewery, Clermont

14. Ellipsis Brewing, St. Cloud

35. Sweetwater, Atlanta

15. Florida Ave Brewery, Tampa

36. Ten10 Brewing, Orlando

16. Goose Island, Chicago

37. Tenth and Blake Beer Co., Chicago

17. Guinness

38. The Bear and Peacock Brewstillery, Winter Park

18. Heineken USA 19. Home Sick Brewing, Orlando 20. Hood’s Up Brewery, Sanford

39. The Brass Tap – Mills Park, Orlando 40. The Hourglass Brewery, Longwood

21. Kona, Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

41. Tomoka Brewing Co., Ormond Beach

22. New Belgium Brewing Co., Fort Collins, Colorado

42. Wop’s Hops Brewing Co., Sanford feedback@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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The high life An ode to cheap beer

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’m a lucky man, for most often my wallet and taste buds agree. With beer, my alcoholic vice of choice, the pair decides in favor of the cheap stuff.

There’s never been a miserly joy like the fool’s gold hue and feeble head of a $2 tallboy cracked open at an arctic temperature.

Plus, a dollar tip on a $2 beer is a big-ass tip, percentage-wise. Someday, that’s the type of logic that will make me a good dad.

At the opposite end of the taste/price matrix, though, there lies craft beer. In 1979, in the most important amendment in alcohol law since Prohibition, Jimmy Carter deregulated the beer industry, opening up the marketplace for microbreweries. The field maintained steady growth until the new millennium, when demand and ABVs skyrocketed. According to the Brewers Association, craft beer had an economic impact of $2.05 billion in Florida last year.

I’m no craft prohibitionist – arguing against a multibillion-dollar business is op-ed suicide. However, these small, seasonal batches with quippy names and gorgeous cans have been riding the hype for too long. A couple of years ago, I decided to quit purchasing fancy beers because I was sick of this low-stakes game of Russian Roulette with my taste buds.

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sate for the sticker price, so my wallet told my brain to shut it down.

I don’t care about unique coriander tones – the smell that I associate with craft beer is a roommate’s home-brewing efforts that harassed the kitchen with the yeasty aroma of a YMCA locker room. I don’t want to talk about beer. Surely, there are more compelling topics of conversation. Like my choice of bicycle, I’m in it for the utility: something fast, cheap and mass-produced. Something that’s not a talking point as much as a vehicle to a destination.

Give me a Mexican beer, a cold, salty and beautiful thing. Even among this genre, I favor the cheap stuff. Lime is the great equalizer of Mexican beers – drench that Carta Blanca or Tecate in citrus and it can Pepsi-challenge against a Pacifico any day of the week.

I don’t need your growlers and flavor profiles and small-batch double IPAs and those little Jell-O shot cups to sample beer in. Sampling? This is a bar, not a supermarket bread aisle. So enjoy your craft festivals and $5 beers, nerds. I’ll be in the basement pounding cans of High Life with your dad, making up words to Steely Dan songs and mispronouncing athletes’ names while yelling at the TV. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Two very different Orlando arts venues both observe their one-year anniversaries in the coming days. Downtown’s Dr. Phillips Center celebrates its first birthday by welcoming the 2015-2016 Fairwinds Broadway Series, which kicks off Nov. 10-15 with Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella, followed by Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas Dec. 8-13. Other recently announced shows include comic Eddie Izzard in Force Majeure, Dec. 2, and Gen Y’s January 2016 staging of Spring at the Willowbrook Inn, starring swimmerturned-actor Greg Louganis.

At the opposite end of town, the Artegon Marketplace has struggled in the 12 months since it supplanted I-Drive’s Festival Bay mall, with vendor occupancy hitting a low of 60 percent earlier this year. Instead of abandoning ship on the artisan idea, owners Lightstone sent chief creative officer David Miskin down from NYC to transform the market in barely 90 days. Industrial metal cages selling flea-market wares are out; individually themed artist studios/shops are in, along with the Co-op Pop-up Shop, a gallery featuring local artists SKIP, Tobar and Boy Kong. Occupancy is already up to 90 percent, and the upgraded movie theater and new trampoline park will be joined next spring by NYZ Apocalypse zombie laser tag; the Eat Street food hall expansion arrives late 2016. A week of free anniversary-slashrelaunch events starts Monday, Nov. 16, with a wine stroll, and concludes Nov. 21 with a concert featuring Aaron Carter, Rob Base, BYE and Joey Fatone.

This is our youth In her first novel, Juventud, Orlando writer Vanessa Blakeslee depicts a young woman’s odyssey

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ward-winning Orlando writer Vanessa Blakeslee stuck close to home in her first book, the shortstory collection Train Shots, capturing this city with a level of detail only a native could truly appreciate. She ventures much farther afield in her first published novel, Juventud (Curbside Splendor Publishing, 300 pages). It’s a coming-of-age tale that starts in Santiago de Cali, Colombia, and ranges through Israel, South Florida and Washington, D.C., in its tracery of a young woman’s personal and political odyssey.

“Juventud is quite the departure from Train Shots, in subject matter as well as scope,” Blakeslee admits. “Although there is a local connection: The dramatic questions that propel the novel arose when I was an undergrad at Rollins, where I’d become acquainted with several students from Latin America. They told stories of getting driven around by private chauffeurs in armed cars, having maids dress them until they were 12; one young woman in particular, from Colombia, told a harrowing story of how she believed her father had 30

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somehow been involved in a tragic incident with her first love, after which she was convinced to finish her studies in the U.S.” This borrowed story is the general setup of Juventud, in which protagonist Mercedes chafes against the expectations of her father and Colombian society in general, but the story moves past this framework in surprising ways and to surprising places.

Through the slowly opened eyes of Mercedes, Blakeslee explores the politics of a country known mostly for its drug cartels, and the complexities of growing up, leaving home and coming back (though philosophically, Juventud has more in common with You Can’t Go Home Again than Look Homeward, Angel). A robust sense of place always permeates Blakeslee’s work; it’s just not always the same place – which makes sense for a Northeasterner transplanted to Florida and an inveterate traveler.

“I’m addicted to travel and the way fresh environments shake us up,” Blakeslee declares. “Writing that draws upon place, whether foreign or familiar, will likely be a fount from which I’ll draw for as long as I’m dreaming fiction.” Blakeslee’s Train Shots was optioned for film this year; it seems certain this very cinematic novel will be as well.

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NOW PLAYING PRT Premiere Series, through Nov. 12 at Orlando Shakes … Bakersfield Mist, through Nov. 15 at Orlando Shakes … Play de Luna: Control Freaks, through Nov. 21 at Art’s Sake Studios … Bathhouse: The Musical, through Nov. 22 at Parliament House … My Name Is Asher Lev, through Dec. 6 at Mad Cow …

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, through Dec. 29 at Orlando Rep.

“immersed [her]self in all things Colombian.” Music and literature blog Largehearted Boy posted her playlist of music that influenced the book, and new litblog Real Pants featured a menu of foods that appear in the book. Bookmark It bookstore, where the author is a bookseller when not touring her publications, celebrates the official publication of Juventud with a party on the East End Market patio Friday evening; we can’t guarantee that you’ll get to move your feet to Grupo Niche and Shakira or nibble arepas and sip Fanta, but there’s no doubt it’ll be a fine fiesta.

OPENING/UPCOMING Forever Plaid: Plaid Tidings, Nov. 12-Dec. 19 at Winter Park Playhouse … Beatnik Cubed, Nov. 13 at the Venue … Menopause the Musical, Nov. 13-15 at Clermont Performing Arts Center … The Quest: Choose Your Adventure!

A Musical, Nov. 14-22 at the Venue … The Last B-Boy, Nov. 16 at the Venue … Fringe Year Round Presents Chase Padgett, Nov. 18-19 at the Abbey … The Secret Garden, Nov. 20Dec. 20 at Mad Cow … A Public Reading of an Unproduced Screenplay about the Death of Walt Disney, Nov. 20-23 at Orlando Shakes … Tom Waits for No Man, Nov. 22 at Timucua White House.

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Family feud Feel the raw emotion in Mad Cow Theatre’s powerful production of My Name Is Asher Lev

BY S ETH KUBERSKY MY NAME IS ASHER LEV through Dec. 6 | Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St. | 407-297-8788 | madcowtheatre.com | $18-$38

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hen a character introduces himself by saying he is “notorious and legendary,” you might expect to see a more intimidating figure than the title character of My Name Is Asher Lev, as soulfully embodied in Mad Cow’s impressive production by baby-faced actor Michael Frishman. With his white tallit fringes dangling and black yarmulke pinned to his head, he seems more nebbishy than notorious. But beware the black object this Brooklyn bomber clutches to his chest – it isn’t a prayer book, but an art portfolio, and its contents are capable of blowing an entire family apart.

Unlike Asher, who is an orthodox member of the cultish Hasidic sect, I’m about as un-frum a Jew as you’ll find (I observed the recent Yom Kippur fast by solemnly eating shellfish on a cruise ship), but you don’t have to know the Talmud from a telephone book to identify with the story’s essential elements: an iconoclastic painter pitted against his strictly conservative father (Brian Brightman), with his supportive but frightened mother (Sara Oliva) straining to keep the peace between them.

Aaron Posner’s script (adapted from Chaim Potok’s acclaimed 1972 novel) doesn’t present the age-old progressversus-tradition paradox in binary terms.

Frishman’s Asher is precocious and talented, but also frustratingly naive and selfish in his single-minded pursuit of aesthetic achievement. Likewise, the parents aren’t depicted as soulless simpletons just because they don’t embrace his art; Brightman’s

eyes burn with passion for his religious duty, and Oliva’s selfless devotion to her son is as heart-wrenching as a Pietà, only amplified by Jewish mother’s guilt.

Director Mark Edward Smith smartly stages the show in Mad Cow’s small Zehngebot-Stonerock black box on a narrow strip of stage separating two halves of audience, making the kitchen table dramatics powerfully intimate; you’ll want to fold your legs in the front row, lest you trip the cast. With Frishman front and center for the entire intermission-free 90-minute show, Smith employs a variety of imaginative devices that allow Asher to both narrate his tale and exist inside it, smoothly stepping in and out of his invisible younger self while directly addressing the audience.

Rob Wolin’s minimal scenery is morphed

by Eric Haugen’s cool lighting, which subtly transforms with each time shift. Another wise choice was to represent all of Asher’s artwork with blank pieces of paper, allowing the viewer to imagine richer images than any prop could provide.

With finely focused performances (Brightman’s fleeting appearance as Lev’s irascible mentor is especially sharp) and meticulously crafted pacing, My Name Is Asher Lev is that rare production that is equally affecting on both an emotional and intellectual level. Asher’s spiritual examination of whether all artists must necessarily exile themselves from their culture, and whether creating great art is justification for causing great pain, should spark spirited discussions. But it’s the rawness of the ruined human relationships, rather than the philosophical debates, that ultimately give this show its impact. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Art and life intertwine when artists welcome audiences into their own homes With constant news about the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts and its planned acoustic hall and the Orlando Museum of Art’s potential relocation, it sometimes seems like Central Florida’s arts community is obsessed with impressive venues. But it’s equally possible – preferable, even – to put on a show or exhibit without a formal forum. Last Saturday, I experienced two events that exploded ossified notions about where art belongs by taking it out of the institution and bringing it into the home.

Drive down Highway 60 through Bealsville, about an hour southwest of Orlando, until you come upon a rural roadside produce stand plastered with hand-painted signs warning you not to park. On most days, it’s a spot to score some fresh-picked fruit or turnip greens, but on the first Saturday of each November it’s temporarily transformed into a tent revival-slash-art gallery. Last weekend I was welcomed to Ruby C. Williams’ 19th Anniversary, a magical afternoon in which one of Florida’s most notable living folk artists opened her homestead to share food and fellowship with fans and collectors.

In 1996, Williams was in New Jersey when she had a “dreamwork” vision of a

Biblical beast atop a hill. Interpreting it as a message from God, she immortalized the image on a flag, kicking off her celebrated folk art career. Returning to her family farm near Lakeland, Williams was introduced by art student Rudell Kopp to University of Central Florida professor Dr. Kristin Congdon, who connected Ruby to the wider art world, leading to worldwide media exposure. For nearly 20 years, Williams’ work has been collected by museums from Washington, D.C.’s Smithsonian American Art Museum to Orlando’s Mennello Museum of American Art, but she still leads the prayer services at her annual event and personally cooks fingerlicking barbecue for everyone attending.

Williams’ life hasn’t been easy; the great-granddaughter of slaves, she picked strawberries by hand for three pennies per quart. Despite the strife she’s experienced, her art is largely apolitical, with subjects ranging from ripe strawberries and smiling people to birds and werebeasts, but her endearingly prickly personality lurks just below the surface; woe be unto anyone she catches taking an unauthorized photograph. Above all, she remains resolute to her mantra that “hate costs too much,” keeping her heart open to anyone regardless of color or creed who wants to take a piece of her vision home – as long as they’ve got cash or a check.

Hours later and a world away, I was welcomed into a College Park home for a very

different – but no less heartfelt – art event.

Last month, photographer-performer Tisse Mallon and filmmaker Banks Helfrich (along with musician Jack Graham, who was absent that evening) launched their Living Room Theater project, opening Mallon’s house up to an ultra-intimate audience.

Squeezed onto her couch with four strangers, I watched Mallon and Helfrich enact a series of short scenes mixing prescripted structure with semi-improvised dialogue. A few were funny enough for a sketch comedy showcase: a man agonizes over whether his “I like pie” business cards are truly honest; a couple entwined around each other can only communicate via cell phone. Others explored the less humorous side of human relationships, like a domestic scene shifted uncomfortably from rom-com to realistic violence. The most striking scenes were both solos. In one, Helfrich examined his hands while an operatic aria blared; in another, Mallon sat and slowly made intense eye contact with every audience member.

The 50-minute performance was followed by a talkback of equal length, which evolved from a critical discussion of the “connection/disconnection” theme tying the vignettes together into a networking meeting/encounter session. Our audience included storytellers, singers, writers, a retired anthropologist and even a medieval knight; between the baker’s dozen of us, we had a lively discussion about the production’s potential as immersive interactive (though not necessarily participatory) entertainment.

Mallon and Helfrich hope to take Living Room Theater on tour across the country, accompanying it with in-home screenings of their film projects. In the meantime, they have additional performances across Central Florida – from Winter Park and Maitland to St. Petersburg and DeBary – scheduled through January. Find them on Facebook to request an invitation to an upcoming show, or to offer your own home as a stage.

If this column inspires you to seek out art inside a home (other than your own), head over to Benoit Glazer’s Timucua White House on Sunday, Nov. 22, when the weekly gathering’s usual musical repertoire will be temporarily taken over by prolific playwright Joseph Reed Hayes’ latest theatrical creation. Tom Waits for No Man stars Cole NeSmith as broken-down bar musician Bobby Ace, backed by the nujazz band La Lucha in this lyrical concert/ play. Admission is free as always, so drop a donation in the jar, grab a drink and make yourself at home. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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What’s the hold-up? Armando’s Cucina Italiana & Pizzeria, which has been looking to open in a ground-floor space at the Wellesley in College Park, appears to be having issues with the condo association and their reluctance for Armando’s wood-burning pizza oven.

Also in College Park, Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen is now serving full liquor.

We reported in August that Jacksonvillebased Metro Diner would open in Altamonte Springs, but didn’t say where specifically. Expect it to open in the former Carmel Kitchen & Wine Bar space by the end of this year.

OPENINGS Juice’d is now juicing on North Summerlin Avenue in Thornton Park …

Eat Street, a 25,000-square-foot food hall inspired by Seattle’s Pike Place and Boston’s Faneuil Hall, will open at the Artegon Marketplace by the end of 2016 … Provisions & Buzz Co., formerly Jack’s Steakhouse, is now open in Baldwin Park … Urbain 40, dubbed an “American brasserie and lounge,” has opened in the former Cantina Laredo space in the Dellagio Town Center in Dr. Phillips … TR Fire Grill, a “chef-inspired American bistro,” has opened in the Ravaudage complex in Winter Park … Paxia, the longstanding Mexican restaurant in College Park, is under new ownership and will soon be called Peppy’s Bistro. Spanish and Italian items will be introduced to the menu, but the old Paxia happy hour specials will stand for now … Carlos Bakery, by Cake Boss Buddy Valastro, will open in the Florida Mall this winter … LA Sweetz, a popular Miami-based cupcake shop owned and operated by Cupcake Wars contestant Letty Alvarez, will add a local outpost at the Fountains in Dr. Phillips … Whitewood Mediterranean Grill on Orange Avenue will become Baba’s Orlando Mediterranean Grill.

Steered straight “Chef-driven” restaurant in Orlando’s North Quarter is on the right track

By FAIyAz KARA norTH QUarTer TaVern 861 N. Orange Ave. | 407-757-0930 | northquartertavern.com | $$

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ust because a restaurant is “chefdriven” doesn’t mean a chef can’t drive it straight into the ground.

Such mishaps are becoming increasingly common, but, in the case of chef Matt Wall, the North Quarter Tavern appears to be in no such danger. Wall honed his skills down the road at sister resto Citrus, and at NQT, he seems to have found his comfort zone.

Indeed, comfort is the key ingredient in many of the dishes sent forth from the kitchen. Judging from the ticker-testing pub grub on the menu, you’d think the American Heart Association was Wall’s sworn enemy. I couldn’t help but think of Barney Clark as I progressed through a starter of poutine ($10) fashioned from thick-cut chips ladled with duck gravy, house-made curds and smoked morsels of beef and pork. It’s practically a meal in itself, and a valiant effort, no doubt. If there was any fault, it was that the curds lacked that necessary squeak.

Having been informed of Wall’s in-house charcuterie program, we had no choice but to sample a board ($14) of spicy coppa,

mortadella and duck ham. Vermont cheddar and bleu cheese were strategically placed on the board along with two different mustards, house pickles and a tapenade.

With that tapenade, the olive oil drizzle on the coppa and mortadella wasn’t necessary; the duck ham was spared, and it was the unquestionable star of the lot.

We quite enjoyed the wagyu steak tartare ($13), which also came served on a cutting board. (In fact, every dish we ordered, apart from the poutine, was served on a wood cutting board, reflecting a trend that’s getting a little tired. America! Can we get back to serving food on plates instead of planks?) Anyway, the tartare, crowned with an egg yolk, was quite nice and came served with duck-fat crostini. The smear of tarragon mayo seemed to serve more of an artistic, rather than a complementary, function.

Mains, like fried chicken ($15) over bacony potato salad, are surefire gutbusters. A thick buttermilk dredge gave the beer-brined thighs a thick, crunchy, not light-and-crispy, texture, and the fact that the crunch tasted like doughnut batter made them all the more comforting.

Just know that this is not your typical fried chicken. We also enjoyed a smoked kielbasa

($16) over pumpkin-potato hash, accompanied with a cranberry mostarda, pickles, and a not-so-sour kraut.

NQT is somewhat light in the dessert department, offering a hot fudge sundae, house-made ice cream and a root beer float.

We tried the flight of ice cream ($7) – and yes, it was served on a wood plank – in perfectly serviceable peanut butter, pumpkin, and apple butter forms. They serve a brioche French toast for brunch – how about making that a dessert option? Ice cream only goes so far in satisfying one’s sweet tooth.

As far as the service goes, it couldn’t have been better. Sure, it took 10 minutes to get our ice cream because of a large party putting in their order, but it was cool – the vibe here was laidback, and so were we. In many ways, this chef-driven joint makes the ideal neighborhood restaurant – good service, a modest selection of drinks, and a foodfocused ethic.

All we did was sit back and enjoy the ride.

CLOSINGS Isla Verde, in the Chase Plaza downtown, is closed, but the owners evidently have another project “in the works,” according to a Facebook post.

EVENTS Emeril’s Tchoup Chop is offering a three-course menu for $35 every evening from 5-6 p.m. … Dragonfly Robata Grill & Sushi hosts a sushi-making class at 11:30 a.m. Saturday, Nov. 14, with chef de cuisine David Song. Cost is $60 … The 14th annual Feast of Fonzo goes Thursday, Nov. 19, at 6:30 p.m. Cost for the familystyle meal with wine pairings is $75.

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Paramount Fine Foods Canadian chain brings middling Middle Eastern fare to the tourist sector. Muted flavors and drab presentations mar many of the offerings, though beef kafta kebab is well-seasoned. The manakeesh (Middle Eastern pizza) we tried with akkawi cheese and za’atar proved too oily to enjoy. An impressive display of desserts – baklava, kanafeh, osmalieh and the like – appease, but won’t wow. Open daily. 8371 International Drive, 407-930-8645; $$

Braccia Pizzeria & Ristorante Italian resto with Brazilian leanings has little in the way of good food to offer the famished Park Avenue patron, but if you’re thirsting for some fresh-squeezed juice, the pineapple-mint will leave you happily refreshed and wanting more. 153 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-9918; $$$

Seito Sushi Baldwin Park sushi joint appears refreshed and revitalized, and their dishes ever more Japanese. A weekend-only izakaya menu is worth a look. Ramen (try the shoyu) really impresses, as does the moriawase (chef’s selection) of sashimi, save for mealy tuna. A roll fashioned from lobster, American wagyu and truffle aioli will cater to the bon vivant in you, though desserts like tepid bananas Foster and spice-less five-spice French toast won’t. A requisite selection of craft cocktails and a decent selection of sake, wine and beer keep guests slaked. 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801; $$$

Slate It’s a “see and be seen” kind of place, but chef Dominic Rice serves up seasonal dishes that, for the most part, are competently executed. Oak-fired pizzas (a necessity, it seems, for any new joint worth its weight) are worth a look, as is the gnocchi with short rib Bolognese. A heavy-handed spice rub marred delicate tilefish, but succulent flatiron steak served with crisp green beans, marble potatoes and smoked butter is nice. Sticky toffee pudding makes for a saucy ending. Decent

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wine and cocktail list. 8323 Sand Lake Road, 407-500-7528; $$$

The Boathouse Giant house of boating paraphernalia and seaside eats is the proverbial anchor in the restaurant makeover at Disney Springs.

Just as vast is the selection of seafood and steak items offered at inflated prices.

Lobster cocktail and middleneck clams from Cedar Key make a nice start, but consult Seafood Watch prior to ordering the catch of the day. Steaks are stellar; desserts (like Key lime pie in a Mason jar and berry-coulis-saturated chocolate bundt cake) are not. 1620 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-2628; $$$$

Gopal Ji Sweets Wonderful vegetarian dishes are to be had at this Indian resto, but all but one of the “sweets” has been jettisoned and the menu may soon include meat. Until then, do yourself a favor and try their outstanding chaat items, like bhel puri, chole bhatura and veg samosas. Mains like masala bhindi (okra) and aloo saag (creamy spinach with potatoes) are properly spiced and simply delightful.

4642 S. Kirkman Road, 407-730-8800; $$

Bavaro’s Pizza Napoletana & Pastaria Not your average pizza and pasta joint, this Winter Springs hotspot draws them in for Neapolitan-style pies and house-made, hand-cut tagliatelle and ravioli. The star is the Neapolitan-made brick oven, which churns out perfectly blistered pizzas, be it your basic margherita or the weighted and eggy carciofi con uovo. A stellar Bolognese sauce highlights the tagliatelle; to end without sampling either the cannoli or tiramisu would be a mistake. 1468 Tuskawilla Road, Winter Springs, 321-422-3600; $$$

Union Burger The better burger movement gets the Canadian treatment at this Lake Nona outpost of this Ontario-based chain, but don’t blame Canada for the subpar poutine served here, or the overdone burgers and dogs. Shakes veer on the sweet side, but locals will appreciate Cigar City brews and Quantum Leap wines.

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Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine UCF-area jerk joint isn’t in the tidiest of strip malls, but the Jamaican fare is neat-o.

Yes, the jerk chicken is top-notch, but the supremely tender oxtail stew is what regulars come back for. Plush cuts of goat in a heady curry gratify, as does traditional ackee and saltfish. Servers are friendly, but don’t expect to be wowed by the decor.

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FILM LISTINGS The Black Panthers: Vanguard of the Revolution Screening of a new documentary film by Stanley Nelson in the SunTrust Auditorium.

Wednesday, 7 pm; Rollins College, Crummer Hall, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2286.

The Dark Side of Disney A documentary that examines what happens when Disney fans take their obsessions to the extreme. Saturday, 6 pm; Gods & Monsters, Artegon Marketplace, 5150 International Drive; godmonsters.com.

Ellis A short narrative film by French director JR about the early years of Ellis Island, the immigration center in New York City. Starring Robert De Niro.

Thursday, 7 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

The End of the Line This eye-opening documentary examines the devastating effect that overfishing has had on the world’s fish populations and argues that drastic action must be taken to reverse these trends. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Home Alone One of the most successful holiday films of all time returns to theaters for a limited 25th anniversary run. Wednesday, 4:30 & 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com.

Ida Anna, a young novitiate nun in 1960s Poland, is on the verge of taking her vows when she discovers a dark family secret dating back to the years of the Nazi occupation.

Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

International Peace & Film Festival IPFF fosters international relationships through independent film, knowledge sharing and cultural exchange.

See films from 60 countries, meet diplomats, and interact with each represented country via booths, exhibits and performances. Thursday, 10 am-10:45 pm, Friday, 10 am-10:45 pm, Saturday, 10 am-11 pm and Sunday, 10 am-10 pm; Crowne Plaza OrlandoUniversal, 7800 Universal Blvd.; $18; 407-512-6587; peacefestival.us.

Jewish Film Festival Now in its 17th year, this festival screens five films that shine a new light on Jewish

culture. This year’s offerings include A Borrowed Identity, Dough, The Last Mentsch, Phoenix and Rosenwald.

All films screen at the Enzian Theater except for opening-night film, Dough, which screens at the Orlando Science Center (777 E. Princeton St.). See complete details on page 44. Saturday, through Monday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11$75; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Katia Garza: My Life in Dance The true story of a Mexican-born ballet dancer who overcomes adversity to become a celebrated ballet artist. Sunday, 2 pm; Valencia College Performing Arts Center, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; 407-299-5000; $12; orlandoatplay.com.

Marathon Mondays: Firefly Watch a marathon of the best gorram space Western ever and spit curses at the Fox executives who decided to cancel it after only one season.

Monday, 5 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636; mygeekeasy.com.

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Charlotte’s Web Bring a picnic and watch the family classic in the park. It’s a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbordorgasbord. Thursday, 7 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

Room The critically acclaimed film about a mother and son trapped in a room. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Saturday Matinee Classics: Grey Gardens A documentary about Jackie Kennedy’s eccentric cousins. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

The Walking Dead Watch Party So is Glenn dead or what? Sundays, 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

With Bob and David Viewing Party Watch all five new episodes of the Netflix series from Bob Odenkirk and David Cross of Mr. Show. Friday, 10 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave; free; willspub.org.

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Opening this week The 33 This reality-based drama tells the story of the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for 69 days back in 2010. (See, the title 2010 was already taken, and a picture called 69 would probably have trouble getting booked into family multiplexes.) Antonio Banderas plays miner Mario Sepulveda, known to his fellows as “Super Mario.” Poor Bob Hoskins: This is the Super Mario he was supposed to hold out for playing. (PG-13) By the Sea It’s the first Brangelina movie since Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and get this: Our Angie wrote and directed the thing.

And it’s all about a marriage on the rocks, which should at least make Jen chuckle a bit. To be more specific, The United Pitts of Benetton play an American husband and wife who have to come to terms with their rocky relationship while on a trip to the French seaside in the 1970s. Now, I like Angelina more than a lot of people do – she’s crazy, sure, but she’s my kind of crazy – but as somebody who lived through the ’70s, I can tell you that anybody who was able to vacation in France was nobody I could be bothered to care about, because they sure didn’t care about me. Retro First-World Problems? NEXT! (R) Love the Coopers When will Hollywood figure out that the one thing we hate almost as much as spending time with

our family is watching movies about people spending time with their family? Once upon a time, it might have seemed like a delightful escape to grab the car keys and go see Alan Arkin fight Amanda Seyfried for the last piece of turducken on Christmas Eve. But now we have Grindr, so move the hell on. Director Jessie Nelson’s last gig was the legendarily cloying I Am Sam, although writer Steven Rogers worked on Kate & Leopold, which was a fine picture until Roger Ebert made the studio gut it at the 11th hour. Hmmm, I wish there was some way to make an ironclad decision here. “Featuring Diane Keaton”? Yeah, that did it. Paintball it is. (PG-13) My All American Back in the late ’80s, there was a Dennis Quaid/Jessica Lange movie called Everybody’s All-American.

Jesus, and they called that a selfish decade? Now our movie stars don’t even want to share their all-Americans with anybody else. Why not just iAll-American, or even iAllAmerican on Demand? Anyway, what we have here is another true gridiron story, about the challenges that faced University of Texas player Freddie Steinmark (Finn Wittrock) and how he was helped by legendary coach Darrell Royal (Aaron Eckhart). (In case you’re keeping score, the official count of “legendary coaches” profiled in true-sports movies now stands at 1,459.) Writer-director Angelo Pizzo penned Hoosiers and Rudy, which means you’re going to be hearing lots about this one from whatever family member traditionally ruins your Thanksgiving by droning on and on about the Big Game. (PG)

Ash vs. Evil DEAD proveS that 30 yearS later, the evil dead franchiSe Still haS what it takeS By adam mccaBe There’s a moment when you’re watching the pilot for Ash vs. Evil Dead (airing as a Starz original series) when you accept that it just isn’t going to capture the majesty of the classic Evil Dead 2.

How could it? There was a charm in that rawness and grit that could only come from a low-budget horror effort – plus, it was 30 goddamn years ago.

Thankfully, this return to Ash’s screwed-up world isn’t simply fan service. This is what happens when a cult franchise gets old and somehow still (magically) has legs. Ask any horror fan: Evil Dead is Star Wars for gorehounds. On that premise alone, this show is wildly successful in delivering the goods.

The plot? Who cares. But if you really need something to whet your appetite: Ash Williams, now old and living in a trailer park, realizes that he has once again summoned the forces of evil to our world and must strap on his trusty chainsaw arm one more time. It’s not about the pathos; it’s about the personality.

Franchise creator Sam Raimi fills the first episode to the brim with charm, trademark wit and blood by the gallons. Evil Dead diehards will devour it, and newcomers to the franchise may even be inspired to explore the old films for the first time.

That’s probably the most amazing thing about the show – it proves that there’s still a ton of life left in the dead. Hail to the king, baby. amccabe@orlandoweekly.com

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do a stellar job challenging cultural stereotypes through films that offer deeper, more nuanced investigations of their subjects.

This year’s Jewish Film Festival, now in its 17th year, happens this week at the Enzian.

It screens five films that cover all the bases from documentary to comedy to suspenseful drama to socially conscious feature film.

Here’s the rundown of the films that are part of this year’s lineup.

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When the Los Angeles Times reviewed this film earlier this year, they called it a “soft-seeming film about a hard-edged, difficult subject.” Indeed, it’s the tale of a Palestinian boy named Eyad who gets the once-in-a-lifetime chance to attend the prestigious Jerusalem Arts and Sciences Academy. He befriends a fellow outsider, and falls in love with a Jewish girl, but it doesn’t take long before Eyad realizes that even though he’s been accepted to the school, he hasn’t been truly accepted.

In this comedy, the owner of a kosher bakery in London takes on a teenaged Muslim apprentice to help him keep his Screens 1:30 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 15, at Enzian Theater struggling business afloat. The apprentice, named Ayyash, also has a side business sell- Rosenwald ing weed, and somehow his stash ends up The true story of Jewish philanthropist getting mixed into the dough. Suddenly, the Julius Rosenwald, president of Sears, who bakery finds its challah in high demand. never graduated high school himself but used his fortune to build more than 5,000 schools for African-American communities Screens 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 14, at the in the south during the Jim Crow era.

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The Last Mentsch

This movie tells the story of a man named Menachem Teitelbaum, who escaped Auschwitz alive and created a new life (and identity) for himself in Germany. As Teitelbaum ages, he decides that he wants to be buried in a Jewish cemetery, but he’s done such a good job putting his past behind him that he has no proof that he is actually a Jew. With the help of a chain-smoking Turkish woman named Gul, he returns to his homeland in Hungary to reclaim his heritage.

Screens 11 a.m. Sunday, Nov. 15, at Enzian Theater

Screens 4:30 p.m. Monday, Nov. 16, at Enzian Theater

Phoenix

A Holocaust survivor named Nelly returns to post World War II Berlin. Nelly was shot in the face while in a concentration camp, and after undergoing reconstructive surgery, she has a whole new look. She uses this to her advantage to track down her former husband, Johnny, whom she suspects of turning her in to the Nazis in the first place.

Screens 7 p.m. Monday, Nov. 16, at Enzian Theater

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mental rock a la Explosions in the Sky, while “Gifts for the Earth” sprints along on a New Wave-inspired bounce before breaking into a Beatles-esque coda.

Although lead singer George Clarke still shreds his vocal cords to within an inch of their life throughout the album, everything on New Bermuda packs a level of cinematic clarity unheard in past Deafheaven material. And like the best movie soundtrack, this is music that will wipe away your pre-existing feelings and replace them with epic sweeps of emotion. “Bringing out those clearer tones definitely helped,” Mehra says. “The recording is not so washed out – it lands with a more solid impact.”

Sure, Clarke’s words are indiscernible without the lyric sheet. But they’re also weighted with more personal emotion than anything in the black metal pantheon.

Where Sunbather dealt with his impoverished upbringing, his struggles with teenage lust and his resistance to wealth and conformity, New Bermuda finds Clarke examining his newfound comfort as a relatively well-off musician now living in Los Angeles.

“This record is more based on George’s woes of adulthood,” Mehra says. “Coping with finally growing up and having to deal with life’s real circumstances. But that reflects on all of us. We were short on time and under some pressure to make New Bermuda, so it was a lot more conducive to write it together as a full five-piece band because we’ve been touring together for so long. It definitely came out to be more No longer holding onto black metal, Deafheaven representative of the whole.” disregards the genre’s narrow definition in favor of epic, Anyone who’s sat down and listened all-encompassing sweep to New Bermuda all the way through will appreciate the fact that Deafheaven is perBy NiCK MCGrEGOr forming it all the way through on its current gaze and knotty post-rock. Somehow, tour. And although Mehra says that “a lot deaFHeaVen with Tribulation 7 p.m.

New Bermuda, released last month on more regular people who read Pitchfork” Wednesday, Nov. 11 | The Social, 54 N. Orange multi-faceted label Anti- Records, is even are turning up for the band’s shows, things Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $17-$20 better, sliding effortlessly in five songs that actually haven’t changed that much. “We’re average nine minutes in length through playing a lot bigger venues now, but our n many ways, black metal is music’s influences as disparate as Slayer, Low, performance style hasn’t changed too most insular genre. Deafening shrieks, Wilco, Red House Painters and the Cure. much for the bigger stage. Maybe George dissonant guitar squalls, blast-beat And no, that’s not just journalistic cherry- has become more connected to the crowd.

But the crowds have remained kind of the drumming and Satanic imagery all add up picking.

“That’s absolutely on point,” guitarist same since the origin of the band.” to an atmosphere of contempt for outsidIn certain circles, the debate over ers plus antagonism toward those who try Shiv Mehra says. “Every single one of those to challenge orthodoxy. So how the hell comparisons is accurate because we went Deafheaven’s authenticity continues to did a black metal band like Deafheaven, into the making of New Bermuda listening rage. Can a band being interviewed by NPR which came out of the Bay Area scene to all of those bands and wanting to bring and VH1 still be considered black metal? that birthed everyone from Blue Cheer to that feel to the record. Sunbather was more But those internecine battles don’t seem Metallica and Faith No More to Sleep, end shoegaze mixed with black metal, and this to matter to these unflappable young men.

“We’re on tour with [Swedish death metal up becoming favorites of the indie rock time around we wanted to branch out.”

Mehra says New Bermuda even contains band] Tribulation, so we still fit in,” Mehra establishment?

While 2011 debut LP Roads to Judah some pop inflections, although you’d have says. “Yes, there are people out there who flashed glimpses of the boundary-pushing to wade through six minutes of majestic don’t listen to us anymore, but that’s their band Deafheaven would become, it was crunch on “Luna” and “Come Back” to thing. We still have all our friends in the 2013’s Sunbather that fully realized their get to those more tender moments. “Baby same circle.” unique blend of metal, hardcore, shoe- Blue” will appeal to fans of textured instrumusic@orlandoweekly.com

Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

Bengali 600 A rad treat this week finds Afrobeat spectacle Bengali 600 performing with St. Pete funk machines Ajeva.

9 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 11, at Red Lion Pub, $5

Koffin Kats Psychobilly nuts Koffin Kats call upon dark hearts to get down this week with their outsider twang. Bonus: The Attack opens.

9 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 12, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12

Andrew Jackson Jihad On a seemingly endless upward turn, exuberant folk-punks Andrew Jackson Jihad return on a stacked bill with Rozwell Kid and Jeffrey Lewis & Los Bolts.

7 p.m. Friday, Nov. 13, at Venue 578, $15

DeLand Original Music Festival

Tempering metal

Now in its 15th year (wow!), this fest casts 180 Florida bands across 30 stages, spanning all genres. Don’t miss local favorites like the Actomatics and Beartoe.

1 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 14, in Downtown DeLand Historic District, $10-$15

Eat to the Beat: Chaka Khan Tell you something good? Original queen Chaka Khan is in town for two days sharin’ her world at Epcot.

5:30 p.m., 6:45 p.m. and 8 p.m. SundayMonday, Nov. 15-16, at Epcot, price of admission

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The False Hopes Check out the new rock & roll band formed by Precious’ Joe Panton, featuring an opening set by former bandmate Steve Garron.

9 p.m. Monday, Nov. 16, at Will’s Pub, $5

L.A. metal quintet Twitching Tongues wanted to create a theatrical experience a la King Diamond when writing Disharmony, and now’s your chance to indulge in its heavy splendor live.

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Losing a front figure is a perilous

thing for a band. And when you’re talking about one as incandescent and defining as the Sh-Booms’ original singer Emily Patterson, it’s something from which most acts never recover.

I first saw the freshly reloaded version of the local retro-soul syndicate a couple months ago, but that was amid the dizzying blur of the Will’s Pub 20th anniversary blowout. Their opening set for Detroit upcomer Jessica Hernandez & the Deltas (Nov. 5, the Social) was a chance for a good, focused look at the band with new singer Mizz Bren (née Brenda Radney), whose studio credits include contributing backing vocals to Justin Timberlake (The 20/20 Experience) and, even more interestingly, … And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead (The Century of Self).

The good news is that the big Sh-Booms locomotive hasn’t ceded any horsepower – Bren’s voice is a brick house. The better news is that they’ve taken a more modern and mature turn. Both singers are power plants of voice and presence. But while Patterson radiated more of an old-fashioned sweetheart halo, Mizz Bren throws off some tough grown-ass woman heat.

And the band’s sound shows sign of growing up alongside her, with less swing and more rock and soul grit. All of a sudden, the Sh-Booms’ future now looks much longer and deeper.

Mizz Bren throws off some tough grown-ass woman heat.

THE BEAT

No one besides my editor has seen it, but I wrote a blurb about the previous album

by Public Image Ltd. (This Is PiL) in my year-end list for 2012. The original assignment was to write up not only my top picks of the year’s releases like usual, but also the single biggest disappointment. Though it didn’t make the cut, that PiL record was the butthole of that list. According to the raw copy, I called it a “stinker” and went on to say: “Without any of their prime-era nerve or conviction, the grooves and utterances here putter into the kind of inanity that all the underground cred in the world could barely pardon.” Oof. Their first studio LP in 20 years, This Is PiL was supposed to be the big comeback for the laureate John Lydon vehicle. But it would be safe to say from that little bit that I thought it might be best to honor the legacy of this heritage act by leaving the body buried. Still, they were one of those legends I never got to see live, so the announcement of their Orlando show (Nov. 7, Plaza Live) perked me a little. But after that inauspicious album, the curiosity was more morbid than anything.

And then their 2015 follow-up (What the World Needs Now …) hit my inbox. Unlike that flaccid original return, this LP was sharp, cutting and alive – all the core qualities of PiL at their best. So, with new hope, I went.

The show turnout was testament of the band’s place in the history books. The old alternative guard came out in a way that I thought they would for Gang of Four recently (Oct. 27, the Social), but strangely didn’t. I wasn’t on the spot five minutes before I overheard the word “Visage” dropped, and it would be repeated all around me throughout the night.

PiL’s new album proved to be an accurate omen of the state of the band. They may not be young, but they sure aren’t ready yet to roll over and become a golden-oldie act.

The new material was featured heavily on the set list and the players sounded in fighting form. Being one of rock & roll’s most iconic voices, little of that would matter without Lydon’s presence, whose crazed warble is still impressive in its scowl and howl.

For all his famous astringency, though, Lydon didn’t so much as play a single note before thanking the fans for the privilege of being able to do his one-of-a-kind thing for 40 years. And then, of course, he goes on to pillory the sound guy about his monitor throughout the first two songs. ’Atta boy, Johnny. Stay rotten. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

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Slow Magic MUSIC Mystery shrouds electronic producer Slow Magic, who wears a colorful mask when he elevates the dancefloor with his tricky twists. His 2014 release, How to Run Away, pushes his “Serenity Now!” style with fresh bounce and curious craft (a nurturing reminder to listeners that you can be chill without being braindead).

Critics applauded Slow Magic’s deft jams, and fans of Triangle (his previous release that launched him to a broader audience, on which he toured with hometown hero XXYYXX) will be happy to be set adrift on its trance-inducing vibes live. Slow Magic is like a freaky Pied Piper here, luring listeners to more intriguing edges of dance music while convincing them he’s just a guide to their independent soul-searching and epiphany-triggering escapes. – Ashley Belanger

LEWIS BLACK

with Daktyl | 9 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $15 Saturday, 14

Friday-Sunday, Nov. 13-15

Master Class

There was a hashtag on Twitter last week, #grownladycrush, that trended briefly after being mentioned on NPR. And after everyone got done nominating their moms and grandmas, some pretty admirable ladies were named: Elizabeth Warren, Gloria Steinem, Emmylou Harris. But there was something missing among the worthy women, a certain lack of badassery, that could’ve been remedied if anyone had included this #grownladycrush: Maria Callas.

Scandal, controversy and myth accrued around the life of the operatic soprano known as La Divina, the iconic bitch-goddess who was immortalized not just in the recordings she left behind or the still-told tales of her legendary feuds and stormy love affairs (including the central one of her life, with Aristotle Onassis pre-Jackie O), but also in the Terrence McNally play Master Class. Sung music by Verdi, Bellini and Puccini ornaments Florida Opera Theatre’s first theatrical production, a Tony Award-winning show that uses the framing device of a Juilliard class taught by Callas near the end of her career to explore the Everestpeak highs and Mariana Trench lows of her life. The members of audience are the “students” to whom the diva lectures, so look sharp: You might get called on. – Jessica Bryce Young THEATER

8 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday | Alexis and Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $33.75-$69.75

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Orlando Beer Festival We might be a tiny bit biased, because this event is our own, but the Orlando Beer Festival is where you should be this Saturday. Touting itself as the beer festival Orlando deserves, the event will feature your favorite local craft beer, breweries and beer bars, all the way from Sarasota to Titusville. But what’s drinking without a little music to go along?

Plan on bringing your blankets and lawn chairs to hear the Sh-Booms, the Mellow Relics, Mike Dunn and the Getbye. We’re also excited about the food trucks, a play area for adults who never grew up and some quality whiskey sampling. –Monivette Cordeiro

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noon-6 p.m. | Festival Park, 2911 Robinson St. | orlando beerfestival.com | $30-$70

Saturday, 14

Saturday, 14

Art Uprising No small amount of fuss was made during Factur’s soft opening last year. It was the vanguard of the so-called maker movement here in Orlando, a putative manufacturing revolution that centered around the kind of grassroots, high-tech industrial initiatives made possible by affordable 3D printing. So it should come as no surprise that a place whose main selling point is the tools it offers DIYers here in O-town (3D printers, CNC machines, laser cutters, welding facilities … we could go on) should play host to the work of nine local artists. Come for the music and paintings, stay for the cerebral juxtaposition of timeless artistic techniques alongside the most advanced manufacturing technologies available today. And once you’re done stuffing your brain full of art and science, stuff your face full of food truck munchies. – Bernard Wilchusky

EVENTS

Ladies Get Lit

LADIES GET LIT

LITERARY The DIY zine scene is thriving in Orlando, particularly in the area of zines created by women.

Tittie-Thyme, a zine created by a collective of talented ladies, is known as much for their entertaining hodgepodge of art, poetry, fiction and non-fiction as they are for their fun release parties featuring live music, readings, raffles and a carnival-like atmosphere. Joining them for the release of their eighth issue are Let’s Kiss and Phosphene, issuing their second and first volumes respectively. Far from your usual staid literary event, this party will also have live music from some of Orlando’s coolest female songwriters like the Areolas’ Holly Herzog, proving Tittie-Thyme’s adage, “Femme is not frail.” – Thaddeus McCollum

8 p.m. | Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | free

7 p.m. | Factur, 520 Virginia Drive | 407-801-3228 | factur.org | free Sunday, 15

Lewis Black

7 p.m. | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-351-5483 | hardrock.com/orlando | $37.50-$63

Monday, 16

The In-Between Series featuring Elizabeth A. Baker’s Toy Piano Project MUSIC The next edition of the already forward-thinking music monthly the In-Between Series will be one of its most intriguing and innovative yet. St. Pete’s Elizabeth A. Baker is an avant-garde composer and pianist currently championing the obscure world of toy pianos through her technological eye. Baker’s studious zeal for this instrument will unfold across works by John Cage (probably the most famous to have seriously explored the instrument), Eli Ponder-Twardy and her own four-movement piece written specifically for the arrangement at this show (“Experimental Suite for Toy Piano with Electronics and Drums”). With techniques to involve contact microphones built by Baker herself, guitar pedals, a computer processor and an old Speak & Spell, she’ll be demonstrating sonic possibilities that few have imagined for the toy piano as deeply as she has. Interestingly enough, her accompanist will be drummer Leo Suarez, whose genrespanning associations include the raging new heavy-music contender Meatwound, a band we recently called “Florida’s next heavy threat.” It’s a formula for a radical recontextualization of this instrument that promises to shatter its small percept. – Bao Le-Huu

7 p.m. | The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. | 407-913-1426 | avalongallery.org | free/donations accepted

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Righteous indignation has always been Lewis Black’s schtick, and the comedian has plenty to work with these days.

From the presidential race to mass shootings to police brutality, there’s ample material in headlines lately to rile up Black. We’re glad that his “Back in Black” segment still lives on in the post-Jon Stewart Daily Show era, but it can be a real treat to see the veteran comedian get to address his pet peeves in longer bursts.

Just bring earplugs if your hearing is important to you: Black can get loud. – TM

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Ajeva, Bengali 600 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Deafheaven, Tribulation 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave; $17$20; 407-246-1419.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Hanson Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave; free.

[MUSIC] Koffin Kats see this page Lights, the Mowgli’s, Phases 5 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $20; 407-934-2583.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-649-8540.

Pathos, Pathos, the Western Sons, Transcendental Telecom, the KnickKnacks 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $5.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave; free; 407-839-0457.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; free; 407-423-3060.

THURSDAY, NOV. 12

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave; free; 407-898-7733.

Veterans Day Concert Featuring Ron Seggi 2 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $25; 407-3218111.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Hanson Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

CLUBS/LOUNGES

Glostik Willy, the Bath Salt Zombies 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $8; 407-677-9669.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St; free; 407-373-0888.

Holey Miss Moley 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-649-8540.

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Joseph Martens 9 pm; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave; free; 407-250-6949.

Koffin Kats, the Attack, Sacred Owls 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $10-$12.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-649-8540.

Native Rhythms Festival 5:30 pm; Wickham Park, 2500 Parkway Drive, Melbourne; 321-255-4307.

Slow Magic, Daktyl 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave; $15; 407-246-1419.

Suffocation, Thrashaholica, Must Not Kill, Withering Earth, Masticator 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $20$25; 407-322-7475.

Torque: Empire X, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St; $5; 407-403-2938.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Cards Against Humanity Night 7 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407221-1499.

OPERA/CLASSICAL UCF Piano Studio and Ensemble Concert 7 pm; Students from the studio and ensemble class of UCF Piano Professor Yun-Ling Hsu perform a program of piano music. University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd; free; 407-8231500; music.ucf.edu.

FRIDAY, NOV. 13

CONCERTS/EVENTS Always Nothing: Moon Jelly, Euglossine, Cuddleformation, There Are No Thieves 9 pm; The Cross, 1300 Brookhaven Drive; $5 suggested donation.

Andrew Jackson Jihad, Jeffrey Lewis and Los Bolts, Rozwell Kid 6:30 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave; $15; 407-872-0066.

The Art of Word (Halsi Tribute): Solillaquists of Sound, Blueprint, Grayskul, E-Turn 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave; $15-$20; 407-246-1419.

Big Shoals, the Sweetkisses (reunion), Jordan Schneider 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $5.

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Pixielation Unplugged (Pixies Tribute) 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave; free; 407-228-4992.

Home Free 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $32.50-$125; 407-228-1220.

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Obviously, the best drinking event this week is the Orlando Beer Festival at Festival Park on Saturday (see page 50), but if for whatever reason you hate live music, craft beer, whiskey or hanging out with us (we get it; we’re a handful), here are some other options for your weekend brain-cell cull.

Scottish Highland Festival Mount Dora’s version of everyone’s favorite excuse to go commando features the usual log-tossing, boulder-lugging and border collie … ing?, along with a concert from badass Celt bands Albannach and Rathkeltair. Oh, and, duh, beer and a ticketed whiskey tasting. 6 p.m. Friday, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Saturday; Gilbert Park, Liberty Avenue and South Tremain Street, Mount Dora; free, concert or whiskey tasting extra; mountdoraevents.com Red Cypress Brewery Grand Opening Winter Springs’ newest craft brewery and taproom opens this weekend. They’ll have food trucks, new beer releases and live music. But if you don’t want to make the drive, remember that they’ll also be showing off their wares at the Orlando Beer Festival on Saturday (see above). Noon-10 p.m. Saturday-Sunday; Red Cypress Brewery, 855 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; free; redcypressbrewery.com

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Chocolate Mint Girl Stout Release Because it tastes like a Girl Scout cookie, not because Orlando Brewing is saying something about girls’ palates. We think. Anyway, enjoy the first taste of this Thin Mint-inspired creation with happy hour pricing all night (if you’re a lady). Later on, toast marshmallows over a campfire and sing along with live music.

Just like camp! Assuming your camp had a lot of drunk kids running around. 1 p.m.-midnight Saturday; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; orlandobrewing.com

Eden’s Elixir Mixer Meet the best bartenders in the craft cocktail scene at this bartending competition at Enzian’s picturesque Eden Bar. Tickets include samples of each cocktail, along with beer and wine. 2-4 p.m. Saturday; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; enzian.org

Yanni Feb. 13 at the Dr. Phillips Center Skylar Spence, Nov. 19 at the Social

Lucero, Dec. 4 at the Social

Emily Kinney, Nov. 20 at the Social

St. Paul and the Broken Bones, Dec. 4 at the Beacham

The Wizards of Winter, Nov. 21 at the Plaza Live Nobunny, Nov. 22 at Will’s Pub The Front Bottoms, Nov. 24 at the Beacham Spiritual Rez, Nov. 25 at the Social Jim Gaffigan, Nov. 27-28 at Hard Rock Live We Were Promised Jetpacks, Nov. 28 at the Social Craig Ferguson, Dec. 2 at Hard Rock Live Eddie Izzard, Dec. 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Tribute to Jimi Hendrix, Dec. 18 at Will’s Pub Leon Russell, Dec. 18 at the Plaza Live

H2O, Dec. 5 at Backbooth

Ben Prestage, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub

Mac Miller, Dec. 5 at Hard Rock Live

JJ Grey & Mofro, Dec. 31 at House of Blues

Glass Animals, Dec. 7 at the Beacham

Orgy, Jan. 8 at West End Trading Co.

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Yanni, Feb. 13 at the Dr. Phillips Center Mutemath, Feb. 19 at House of Blues Patti LaBelle, Feb. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Silverstein, Senses Fail, Dec. 8 at the Beacham

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Jan. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Moody Blues, March 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Quintron & Miss Pussycat, Dec. 11 at Will’s Pub

Galactic, Jan. 21 at the Plaza Live

They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

High on Fire, Dec. 15 at the Social

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Ani DiFranco, Jan. 15 at the Plaza Live

Torche, Jan. 22 at Will’s Pub

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Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Feb. 5 at House of Blues

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live

The Delta Saints, Dec. 11 at Backbooth

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Creed Bratton, Feb. 25 at Backbooth

Arlo Guthrie, Jan. 23 at the Plaza Live

Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Dustin Lynch, Dec. 3 at House of Blues

Michael McDonald, Dec. 15 at Hard Rock Live

Colin Hay, Jan. 30 at the Plaza Live

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center

Daryl Hall & John Oates, Dec. 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Matisyahu, Dec. 16 at the Plaza Live

Def Leppard, Jan. 30 at Amway Center

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

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Music on Mills Same old cause, same old fun. The four gatekeepers of the Mills 50 District – Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquor, Will’s Pub, BART and St. Matthew’s Tavern – will be working a hard day’s night this Saturday as they host the second annual Music on Mills festival.

But they don’t just work a hard day’s night. These local venues are bringing back Music on Mills to continue the funding they started with last year’s festival, which goes toward public art and neighborhood safety projects. If there’s one thing we can say about the collection of bands this year, it’s that they’ve got soul. Groove to the beat with local funksters Leisure Chief or break it down on the dance floor with the legendary Tony Cook – the man behind the drum kit when the Godfather of Soul, James Brown, got up off of that thing. When you aren’t cutting rug, take a peek at some of the art in the vendors market or refuel with food truck grub. It’s for the hood, man. – Marissa Mahoney

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Cadence, the Getbye 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave; $5; 407-898-7733.

Christie Lenee, Chasing Jonah, Madeline Sonya 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $10; 407-677-9669.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Maxi Priest Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Florida Rising: Bella, DJ Ark, D. White, Beni Hill 9:45 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; $5-$7.

Infiltr8: Celebr8 Scorpio Red Sessions: Brian Busto, Atnarko, Jeff Kash, Glen

Sandoval 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Kip Moore, Michael Ray, Dee Jay Silver 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $37; 407-934-2583.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Native Rhythms Festival 10 am; Wickham Park, 2500 Parkway Drive, Melbourne; 321-255-4307.

Night for the Celt Concert: Albannach, Rathkeltair 7:30 pm; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N Baker St, Mt. Dora; $15-$20.

Rancid Polecats, Pretty Voices, Sad Fucks, the Evil Space Monkeys 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave; $3; 407-270-9104.

Revere Grand Opening Weekend: DJ Joanie, DJ Power Infiniti, DJ JB, DJ Edil Hernandez 7 pm; Revere, The M Hotel; free.

SoMo 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave; $25; 407-648-8363.

Vital Remains, Mindscar, Three Knuckles Deep, Mad Splatter, Regurgitated Pus 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-322-7475.

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Whitechapel, Psycroptic, Culture Killer, Tyrannophobia 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St; $17; 407-999-2570.

Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave; free.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave; $10; 407-834-5874.

Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; free; 407-423-3060. saTurday, Nov. 14

ConCerts/events Accidental Hero, Atlas Moon, Sugarless, Question!, Luke Wagner, Davey Leatherwood and more 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 321-202-0011.

Adrian Legg & David Lindley 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $39.50$49.50; 407-228-1220.

Audiotourism, Bellengrad 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; free; 407-423-3060.

Baby Anne, Supernaut, Jimmy Joslin 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St; $7-$15; 407-403-2938.

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Body//Talk: The Decades Party 10 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St; $5-$7.

Classic Albums Live: Led Zeppelin IV 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $14-$24; 407-351-5483.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-649-8540.

Dave Cannalte, Larry Banks, Bobman 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; contact for price.

DeLand Original Music Festival 1 pm; Downtown DeLand, Indiana Avenue and South Woodland Boulevard, DeLand; $10.75.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Maxi Priest Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Emery, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Forevermore, Hearts Like Lions, We Could Be Heroes 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St; $18; 407-999-2570.

Kany Garcia 9 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $47.25; 407-934-2583.

Kink Music Festival & Tattoo Expo: Rise Against, Killswitch Engage, Hollywood Undead and more Noon; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $25-$30; 407-295-3247.

Music on Mills: Tony Cook’s Trunk-O-Funk, Brown Bag Brass Band, the New Lows and more 4:30 pm; Mills Avenue, between East Colonial Drive and Virginia Drive; $10-$15.

Puttin’ on the Ritz: Swing Into the ’40s 6 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $35-$50; 407-321-8111.

Quality Control: Lou Enygma, Soul Vibes Band & Maya the Magi, Indigo Blak and more 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave; free.

Revere Grand Opening Weekend: DJ Joanie, DJ Power Infiniti, DJ JB, DJ Edil Hernandez 7 pm; Revere, The M Hotel; free.

A Silent Film, Flagship 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave; $15-$17; 407-246-1419.

SloFunkPump, Rooster Von Brown, MegaJeff 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407.482.8599.

Zac Brown Band 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St; $45-$85; 800-7453000.

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Clubs/lounges MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave; $10; 407-834-5874.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St; free; 407-999-2570.

opera/ClassiCal UCF Opera Scenes Program 7 pm; UCF Opera Workshop students perform a wide variety of scenes from well-known and rare operas in original languages (with supertitles). UCF Visual Arts Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd; $15; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu.

sembles and more. University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd; free; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu.

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ConCerts/events Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Chaka Khan Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

The False Hopes, Steve Garron, John David Williams 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $5.

In-Between Series: Elizabeth Baker’s Toy Piano Project 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave; free.

Slumberjack, Clarity, False Narrative 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave; free; 321-245-7730.

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Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Matty Rockville, Johnny Knuckles 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave; free.

Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; free; 407-423-3060.

Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-649-8540.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

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ConCerts/events Against the Current, Vinyl Theatre, Jule Vera 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave; $12-$15; 407-246-1419.

Alejandro Fernández 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St; $59-$250; 800-745-3000.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-649-8540.

Call Me Bronco, the Drunken Cuddle, Clem McGillicutty and the Burnouts, Will Brack OMB 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $7.

Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Chaka Khan Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Native Rhythms Festival 10 am; Wickham Park, 2500 Parkway Drive, Melbourne; 321-255-4307.

Todd Burge 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave; free; 407-595-2713.

opera/ClassiCal UCF Opera Scenes Program 2 pm; UCF Opera Workshop students perform a wide variety of scenes from well-known and rare operas in original languages (with supertitles). UCF Visual Arts Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd; $15; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu.

UCF Saxophone Studio Recital 5:30 pm; Students of saxophone professor George Weremchuk perform in recital. University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd; free; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu.

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Tuesday, Nov. 17

ConCerts/events The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-649-8540.

Jared & the Mill, Frontier Ruckus, Austin Miller 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $10.

Jazz Chamber Groups Concert Series: Concert III 8 pm; University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd; free; 407-823-1500.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Twitching Tongues, Harms Way, Malice at the Palice, Homewrecker, Rhythm of Fear 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St; $13; 407-999-2570.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

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Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave; free; 407-704-3200.

Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; free; 407-423-3060.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; free.

Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-930-9464.

ThEaTEr Bakersfield Mist Stephen Sachs’ new comic drama that asks what makes art – and the people who create it – truly authentic. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St; $21-$46; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org.

Bathhouse: The Musical Follows young Billy at his first day at the baths. He’s looking for love, but soon realizes the other patrons are looking for something a little more temporary. Fridays-Sundays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $18-$20; 407-425-7571; bathhousethemusical.com.

Beatnik Cubed The third and final installment of an interactive, one-night-only 1960s-themed show in which audience members become part of the action. Friday, 6:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $25-$30; 407-4126895; bethmarshallpresents. wordpress.com.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Control Freaks Play de Luna presents an evening of comedic one-act plays.

Fridays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 6 pm; Art’s Sake Studio, 680 Clay St., Winter Park; $12; 407-463-3060.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

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Greater Tuna If you have ever lived in a small town, or even if you know only a few neighbors, you will begin by chuckling and then roll into outright laughter as you meet and recognize the typical residents of this tiny hamlet: Greater Tuna, Texas.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $18-$23; 386-7361500; athensdeland.com.

The Last B-Boy The exploits of a hip-hop artist who doesn’t find critical fame, but throws down serious wisdom. Monday, 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; free; 407-4126895; thevenueorlando.com.

Man and Superman Considered to be one of Shaw’s comedic masterpieces, Man

and Superman involves the simple premise of a man determined not to marry his ward, who is equally determined to land him. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; UCF Black Box Theatre, Theatre Building, Main Campus; $20; 407-823-1500; theatre.ucf.edu.

3700 S. Highway 27, Clermont; $39-$56; 352-394-4800; clermontperformingarts.com.

Master Class Starring renowned opera star Susan Neves, the play is centered on the aging Maria Callas as she mentors three students in a voice class during the 1970s at Juilliard School in New York City. FridaySaturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; $33.75$69.75; drphillipscenter.org.

My Name Is Asher Lev Adaptation of Chaim Potok’s novel about a boy born with prodigious artistic ability into a Hasidic Jewish family, set in the 1950s in the time of Stalin and the persecution of Jews in the Soviet Union. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 3 & 8 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St; $38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Menopause the Musical The tale of four women at a lingerie sale with nothing in common but a black lace bra and memory loss, hot flashes, night sweats, not enough sex, too much sex and more.

Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Clermont Performing Arts Center Performance Hall,

Monday Night Cabaret: Eddie Cooper Cabaret performance.

Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$15; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

The Odd Couple Two suddenly single pals strain their friendship by becoming roommates and unconsciously repeating the same mistakes they made in the marriages they just left.

Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm and Monday, 7:30 pm; Central Christian

Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd; $15-$18; cfcarts.com.

PRT Premiere Series: In the Closet Staged Reading A staged reading of a play

by Siegmund Fuchs, presented by Playwrights’ Round Table. Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St; $5-$10; orlandoshakes.org.

PRT Premiere Series: Is This Seat Taken? Staged Reading A staged reading of a play by Bob Ahlersmyer, presented by Playwrights’ Round Table. Wednesday 8 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St; $5-$10; orlandoshakes.org.

The Quest: Choose Your Own Adventure This show once again allows the audience to decide the fate of the characters on stage.

Saturday, 7 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $18; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella A musical about the all-time No. 1 party-crashing champion. Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 pm & 8 pm, and Sunday, 1 pm & 6 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; $33.75-$128.75; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org.

Tartuffe How far will this charlatan get before he’s exposed? Originally banned by the church due to its criticism of religious hypocrisy, Tartuffe’s biting wit has electrified audiences for centuries. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 4 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu.

Tea at Five A one-woman show that recounts Katherine Hepburn’s journey from a well-heeled Yankee childhood to winner of four Oscars Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Haines City Community Theatre, 303 Ledwith Ave., Haines City; $15; 863-421-1893; hainescitytheatre.com.

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ComEdy Alex U, Alan Newcombe Friday-Saturday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz - Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando. bonkerzcomedy.com.

Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave; free; 321-245-7730.

Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay.

Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave; free; 407-898-7733.

Comedy Open Mic Comedy open mic hosted by Shereen Kassam. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free; 407-951-8706.

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Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

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Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 8 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Drive; $10; 407-996-9700; bonkerzcomedy.com.

King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Lab Rats Competition improv featuring the graduates of SAK’s improv training school.

Tuesdays, 9 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted

by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Last Comic Standing Finalists from the NBC reality competition perform live. Friday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $29.50-$125; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com.

A Joke Off With Carmen Vallone The art of standup meets the art of improv.

Wednesday, 8 pm; Bonkerz - Club 39, 9700 International

Lewis Black Stand-up shouting. Sunday, 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $37.50-$63; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando.

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Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians.

Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Stand Juntos Venezuelan satire comedy show. Sunday, 6 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $39-$56; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Tickle the Troops The Seamen of Comedy perform and donate all proceeds to the Wounded Warrior Project.

Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

danCE Ballet Hispanico: Carmen.

Maquia and Club Havana Ballet Hispanico whisks us away to contemporary dance’s hottest spot in this imaginative and theatrical showcase of Latininspired dancing at its best.

Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $18; fathomevents.com.

Bolshoi Ballet: Jewels This opulent triptych was inspired by Balanchine’s visit to the famous jeweler Van Cleef & Arpels on New York’s Fifth Avenue, and celebrates the cities and dance schools of Paris, New York and St. Petersburg, each bound to its own precious stone. Sunday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $18; fathomevents.com.

Orlando Ballet: Sleeping Beauty After a wicked fairy casts a spell on Princess Aurora, she falls into a deep sleep and can only be awakened by the kiss of her prince. An abbreviated ballet for the entire family and a perfect entrée to the world of dance.

Saturday-Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $28; 407-8774736; gardentheatre.org.

Showtime: A Burlesque Tribute to Television’s Hottest Series An evening of burlesque acts from the best shows on television, from Netflix to HBO, FX to Comedy Central and more. Friday, 9:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $16-$25; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Space Between An improv dance performance from Michelina Wingerter. Monday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $10-$12; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

arT openings/events All-American Art Unwind Personalize greeting cards and envelopes, create a national digital art mosaic and experiment with different illustration styles and artist supplies. Saturday, 12-5 pm; Barnes & Noble Bookstore, UCF Main campus; free; 305-2833908; bnartunwind.com.

Art Under the Stars Over 130 artists, fine art, food, wine, beer and live entertainment. Friday, 6-10 pm, Saturday, 10 am-9 pm and Sunday, 10 am-4 pm; The Cottage, 701 Lake Lily Drive, Maitland; free; maitlandrotaryartfestival.com.

Art Uprising A group art show and demonstration of some of Factur’s services. Saturday, 7-11 pm; Factur, 520 Virginia Drive; free; 407-801-3228; factur.org.

tions about their works-inprogress looking to gain critical distance and new perspectives. Thursday, 7:30 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave; free; isitoveryet.org.

Contemporary and Historic Landscapes Compare landscapes created in the last 100 years through the more contemporary display of Bruce Marsh and Dawn Roe to historic landscapes on loan from the Cornell Fine Arts Museum.

Marsh’s paintings address the ongoing development of rural areas, while Roe takes a more modern approach.

Opens Friday, through Dec. 3; Art & History Museums Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Culture Pop! Contemporary and Historic Landscapes Celebrate the opening of Art and History Museums – Maitland’s newest exhibit with hands-on activities, appetizers, beer and wine and live entertainment. Friday, 6:30-9 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Origins Unknown New works

by Justin Barrows and Jonathan Yubi. A look at the relationship between species and its underlying connotations. Thursday, 8-11 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave; free; 850461-0750.

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CFAM Seasonal Social & Open House Enjoy refreshments, art activities and double discounts in the gallery shop. Friday, 10 am-4 pm and Saturday, 1-5 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

100 Years of Hannibal Square: Historic and Contemporary Photographs of West Winter Park Exhibition Through Feb. 21, 2016; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd; $8; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

Closing of the Dead CityArts throws a closing party for its Dia de Los Muertos & Monster Factory exhibit. Friday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-648-7060.

Animalia: Henry Horenstein Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

Collective Critique A practical space for artists with ques-

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Art Legends of Orange County: The Art of Hal McIntosh Through Nov. 29; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Art on the Green Through March 1, 2016; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

A Brush With Light and Sound Through Dec. 20; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Celebrating 50 Years: Maitland Civic Center Through Jan. 3, 2016; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Fashionable Portraits in Europe Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Girls in Masks Ongoing; Stardust Doubleleg Gallery, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Harold Garde: Mid-Century to This Century Through Jan. 3, 2016; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Introducing Zora Neale Hurston Through Jan. 15, 2016; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donations accepted; 407-6473307; preserveeatonville.org.

Jeff Whipple: The Distinguished Speaker Series Through Dec. 12; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4231753; artsondouglas.net.

Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

La Creatura Through Jan. 16, 2016; Crealde School of

Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407671-1886; crealde.org.

Luisa Basnuevo: Paintings Through Friday; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Mary Whyte: A Portrait of Us Through Jan. 3, 2016; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

MetaModern Through Dec. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.

Mid-Florida Quiltmakers: Commemorations and Connections Through Jan. 18, 2016; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org.

Midway: Portrait of a Daytona Beach Neighborhood, 1943 Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org.

Mount Dora Center for the Arts Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts. org.

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Neighborhood ‘99: Midway Revisited Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org.

New Babylon: Recent Work

by John Westmark Through Nov. 28; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

Oddities Through Friday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave; free; 407-648-7060.

On Assignment: Robert Snow – At Sea With OCEARCH Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

Return of the Dead Through Nov. 20; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; free; 407-423-3060.

Sandro Chia: Fantasy and Myths Through Jan. 3, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Second Nature: Brad Temkin – A Survey Through Dec.

18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

in historic Downtown Sanford.

Thursday, 5-8 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Annual Holiday Craft Show Enjoy handmade items by local artisans, free entry, free parking and weekly raffle prizes.

Jewelry, wreaths, ornaments, fabric crafts and home decorations are just a few of the many wonderful gifts available for purchase. Mondays-Saturdays, 11 am-6 pm; Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Highway 192, Kissimmee; free; 407846-6257; osceolaarts.org.

The Sum of Many Parts: Quiltmakers in Contemporary America Through Jan. 18, 2016; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Tiffany Lamps and Lighting From the Morse Collection Through Jan. 20, 2016; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Tongue-Tied Through Saturday; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave; free; avalongallery.org.

Two Points on a Plane: The Paintings of Charles Hinman Through Jan. 10, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

EvEnTs Alive After 5 Recurring monthly street party located

Art and Music in the Park Enjoy a blues and beer festival with music, more than 15 food trucks, art exhibits and 30 local vendors. Friday, Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free.

Beer Bust Fundraiser Enjoy bottomless pints of beer in a collectible Orlando Women’s Rugby logo cup paired with delicious small plates by Se7enbites. Saturday, 7-10 pm; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave; $15-$20; 407250-6949; orlandorugby.com.

A Bountiful Harvest Gala Enjoy dinner, drinks, live entertainment and guest speakers at this fundraiser for Care for the Community. Friday, 7-11 pm; Soiree Event & Conference Center, 6394 Silver Star Road; $60; 904-859-6885.

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Chocolate Mint Girl Stout Campfire Party Tapping of organic Chocolate Mint Stout with Happy Hour for ladies all day and a campfire and marshmallow roast after dark.

Saturday, 1 pm-midnight; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave; free; 407-8721117; orlandobrewing.com.

Doctor Who 52nd Anniversary Celebration Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey food and drink specials, themed vendors and Doctor Who episodes playing all day. Sunday, 4 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-8024800; obliviontaproom.com.

Eden’s Elixir Mixer Ticket includes access to delicious and creative tastings from Orlando’s most talented bartenders. Saturday, 2-4 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

Epcot International Food and Wine Festival Embark on a culinary adventure celebrating 20 years of culture and cuisine with the finest wine and beverage offerings. Food and drink tickets sold separately.

Through Sunday; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; epcot.com.

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Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; Avalon Park Sports Fields, 3680 Avalon Park Blvd; free; 407-658-6565; eventsatavalonpark.com.

Fall Owl Fest Features live owls and other birds of prey, flight demonstrations, local vendors, food trucks and a kids area. Saturday, 10 am-3 pm; Avian Reconditioning Center, 323 W.Lester Road, Apopka; free; 407-461-1056.

Festival of Trees The museum is transformed into a wonderland replete with sparkling trees and vignettes by the area’s top designers, as well as festive decor for visitors of all ages. Opens Friday, through Nov. 22; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave; $10; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Friday Night Flights A wine tasting in the K garden with live music and light bites.

Friday, 6:30 pm; K Restaurant, 1710 Edgewater Drive; various menu prices; 407649-9770; krestaurant.net.

Get Your Jazz On Live jazz concert with included wine, champagne, smoked pig and valet parking. Friday, 6-9 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $35-$40; 407-998-8090.

Great Day in the Country Over 400 arts and crafts exhibitors, along with entertainment & food will be available.

Saturday 9 am-4 pm; Oviedo Woman’s Clubhouse, 414 King

St., Oviedo; free; 407-3659420; greatdayoviedo.org.

Holiday Bazaar Features wreaths, pre-lit decorations, handmade items, sweet treats and more. Saturday 8 am-2 pm; St. Luke’s United Methodist Church, 4851 S. Apopka-Vineland Road, Windermere; free; 407876-4991; st.lukes.org.

Jenny Albert Sea Turtle Foundation Fundraiser Raffles, food, games and prizes to raise money to help protect sea turtles. Sunday, 1-8 pm; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave; free.

Lake Mary Heathrow Festival of the Arts Fine art and craft exhibits, live entertainment and treats from local food truck, as well as a juried art show that features national and international artists and craftspeople.

Saturday, 10 am-5 pm and Sunday, 11 am-4 pm; Oval Park, West Lake Mary Boulevard and International Parkway, Lake Mary; free; 407-323-1142; lakemaryheathrowarts.com.

Light Up UCF Winter carnival with ice skating, pictures with Santa, rides, games, movies and more. Prices for activities vary. Opens Friday, through Jan. 3; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd; free$19.95; 407-823-6006.

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Orlando Beer Festival The beer festival Orlando deserves, with live music, food trucks, over 200 beers and a whiskey tasting. Saturday, noon; Orlando Festival Park, East Robinson Street and North Primrose Drive; $45-$70; orlandobeerfestival.com.

Orlando Brewing Greyhound Charity Event Patrons who make a $5 donation to Gold Coast Greyhound Adoptions receive Yappy Hour pricing all afternoon. Sunday, 2-5 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave; $5 donation; 407-8721117; orlandobrewing.com.

Orlando Couples CookOff Finals Enjoy unlimited gourmet bites and spirited sips while watching the finalist couples duke it out for the title of Orlando’s Top Culinary

Couple. Saturday, 7-9 pm; Aggressive Appliances, 617 Mercy Drive; $15; 407-719-5190; orlandodatenightguide.com.

A Place Called Home A fundraiser for the Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, featuring some of Central Florida’s elite classical and jazz musicians.

Sunday, 3-5 pm; Mead Garden, 1300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; $27-$35; 407-623-3342; bluebamboomusic.com.

Playalinda Brewing Anniversary Week Playalinda Brewing celebrates its first year in business with tap takeovers, the release of Key Lime Slice Ale, an oyster party and more events all week. Through Sunday; Playalinda Brewing Company, 305 S. Washington Ave, Titusville; various menu prices; 321-225-8978; playalindabrewingcompany.com.

RangerStop’s Super Hero Toy & ComicCon 3 A convention for fans of Power Rangers, featuring over 25 cast members from various iterations

of the show. Friday, 4-10 pm, Saturday, 9am-midnight and Sunday, 9 am-6 pm; Holiday Inn Universal Studios, 5905 Kirkman Road; $25-$75; 407406-2500; rangerstop.com.

Red Cypress Brewery Grand Opening Weekend Winter Springs’ newest brewery showcases eight taps of craft beer, root beer and local cider.

Saturday-Sunday, 12-10 pm; Red Cypress Brewery, 855 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; free; 407-542-0341; redcypressbrewery.com.

Scottish Highland Festival A day of Scottish culture with Highland athletics, music, dancing, clan tents, vendors and more. Saturday, 10 am-5 pm; Gilbert Park, Liberty Avenue and South Tremain Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-735-7183.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops.

Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and

Washington Street; $10.

Somm Sessions: Pinot Noir for Thanksgiving Try a selection of pinot noir to pair with your Thanksgiving dinner. Oh so close and yet so far. Thursday, 6-8 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St; $10; 407270-6300; swirlery.com.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Ten10 Art Market An art market with live music, food, and beers from Ten10 Brewing. Sunday, 12-5 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-9308993; ten10brewing.com.

Tic Toc Thrift, Vintage and Vinyl Market A weekly pop-up market with merchandise, fine art, performers, outdoor film screenings, lots of vintage items and a huge selection of

vinyl records from Apartment E’s massive collection.

Wednesdays, 3-10 pm; True Serenity, 1100 Montana St; free; 321-445-1021; apartmente.com.

Winter Park Concours d’Elegance More than 150 of the world’s rarest, most exotic and sought-after automobiles and unique transportation vehicles on display. Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Winter Park Country Club, 761 Old New England Ave., Winter Park; $25-$30; winterparkconcours.com.

Winter Park Concours d’Elegance: duPont Registry Live Premium food and beverage, live entertainment, luxury lifestyle exhibitions, fireworks and runway thrill rides in high-performace cars. Friday 7-10 pm; Orlando Sanford International Airport, 1200 Red Cleveland Blvd., Sanford; $150; winterparkconcours.com.

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cruise. Guests can enjoy a garden party lunch with premium food and drink overlooking Lake Osceola. Saturday, 8 am-3 pm; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free-$100; 407-539-2680; winterparkconcours.com.

Winter Park Presbyterian Global Market Purchase beautiful, useful and unique items while assisting with efforts to help others locally and throughout the world. Saturday, 9 am-2 pm and Sunday, noon-1:30 pm; Winter Park Presbyterian Church, 400 S. Lakemont Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-647-1467; winppc.org.

Wreath Display and Silent Auction Features wreaths designed from some of Florida’s top artists, interior designers and horticulturalists that you can bid on. -Dec. 3, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave; free; 407.246.2620; leugardens.org.

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Rollins College, Olin Library, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; rollins.edu.

Blend Your Own Bar SoapMaking Session Guests customize and blend a 1.5-pound batch of prepared soap batter using essential oils, herbs and botanicals.

Wednesday 6-7:30 pm; Naked Bar Soap Co., 1520 Edgewater Drive; $40; 407-796-2225.

WordCamp Orlando Learn about the WordPress website platform in this three-day tech event for users of all levels.

Friday, 8 am-4 pm, Saturday, 8 am-5 pm and Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Church Street Exchange, 101 S. Garland Ave; $40-$120; orlando.wordcamp.org.

Creating Age-Friendly Communities Free educational forum led by Dr. Kathy Black, who describes how residents can become involved in making their community age friendly.

Monday, 7-8:30 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2130; rollins.edu.

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Front Porch Stories Hear stories about Maitland’s first residents and share if your family was part of the city’s past. Sunday, noon-2 pm; Waterhouse Residence & Carpentry Shop Museum, 820 Lake Lily Drive, Maitland; free; 407-6291532; artandhistory.org.

Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Quang Le Outdoor Meditation Tour Experience guided walking meditation with Quang Le, respected student of Thich Nhat Hahn. Sponsored

by Happiness & Culture at Rollins College. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Mills Memorial Hall, Rollins College, Winter Park; free; 415-823-8277.

Wikipedia Edit-A-Thon The public is invited to focus on any woman artist who may need a page created or updated. Tuesday, 5:30 pm;

Politics and Potluck: Climate Change Bring a dish and learn about how you can help fight climate change. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Progressive Center, 134 E. Colonial Drive; free; orgnow.org.

Thanksgiving for the Homeless Volunteers serve Thanksgiving dinner to the homeless accompanied by wholesome performances at the bandshell.

Saturday, 10 am; Lake Eola Park, North Rosalind Avenue and East Washington Street; free.

West Orange Solar Co-op Info Meeting Renee Parker, Orange County Environmental Program Supervisor, speaks about promoting solar and obtaining a volume discount on solar panels. Saturday, 10:30 am-noon; North Orange Library, 1211 E. Semoran Blvd., Apopka; free; 407-778-1104; cfsolaradvocates.org.

LiTErary A Conversation with Rainbow Rowell and David Levithan An evening with bestselling YA authors Rainbow Rowell and David Levithan as they discuss their new novels, Carry On and Another Day. Sunday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Ladies Get Lit Release party for three different zines written by women. Saturday, 8

pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave; free; willspub.org.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Parcels: MFAs in Progress Poetry and prose readings from MFA candidates. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

The Short Attention Span Storytelling Hour A literary open mic night with three featured presenters. Wednesday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

Storytellers Orlando An expressive writing and creative forum for writers, thinkers and dreamers alike.

Saturday, 8 pm; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith Street; free; 407-250-4888.

Vanessa Blakeslee The Orlando writer launches her new novel, Juventud. Friday, 6-9 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316.

FamiLy The American Stage A breathtaking musical journey through the songs and stories that make America the great land it is today. Friday-Saturday, 7 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $10; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com.

Christmas at the Leu House Local interior designers deck the halls of the Leu House Museum. The 11-room estate is adorned with holiday trimmings, Christmas trees and unique decorations to inspire visitors. -Jan. 4, 10 am-4 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave; $10; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

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where Charles Dickens is suffering from a severe case of writer’s block. Wednesday, 10:30 am, Thursday-Friday, 10:15 am & noon, Saturday, 2 & 4:30 pm, MondayTuesday, 10:15 am & noon; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St; $9-$15; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org.

Pioneer Day Take a tour through each of the historic buildings and hear the story behind them while enjoying ood vendors, kids activities and a bake sale.

Saturday, 10 am-4 pm; Pioneer Village at Shingle Creek, 2491 Babb Road, Kissimmee; free; osceolahistory.org.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Musical You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

Sundays, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St; $14-$20; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com.

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Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

The Current Monthly Petanque A monthly tournament for prizes and monumental bragging rights. Sunday, 3 pm; Buster’s Bistro, 300 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-7326880; bustersbistro.com.

The Florida Run A half marathon, 10K, 5K and a 1-mile kids run across various terrains, including paved roads, dirt paths, grass and sand. Saturday 7:45 am; Lake Louisa State Park, 7305 U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $30-$75; 352-394-3969.

Orlando Magic vs. Los Angeles Lakers Basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St; $35$1,427.50; 800-745-3000.

Orlando Magic vs. Utah Jazz Basketball. Friday 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St; $14.25-1,037.50; 800-745-3000.

Orlando Solar Bears vs. Idaho Steelheads Ice hockey. Thursday 7 pm; $12.25-$44.75.

Tabletop Tuesdays Have fun coordinating with teammates in cooperative gaming or enjoy the satisfaction of winning against opponents in games of strategy and skill. Register in advance. Tuesday 7:15-8:15 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

UCF Knights vs. FIU Golden Panthers Womens basketball.

Tuesday 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd; $5; 407-823-6006.

Walk Now for Autism Speaks An inspirational and impactful opportunity to raise money and awareness to help change the future for all those who struggle with autism. Saturday 9:45 am; Seminole State College, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; free; 407-478-6330; walknowforautismspeaks.org.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave; $5 suggested donation.n

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) “I demand unconditional love and complete freedom,” wrote Slovenian poet Tomaž Šalamun. “That is why I am terrible.” In accordance with the astrological omens, I’m offering you the chance, at least temporarily, to join Šalamun in demanding unconditional love and complete freedom. But unlike him, you must satisfy one condition: Avoid being terrible. Can you do that? I think so, although you will have to summon unprecedented amounts of emotional intelligence and collaborative ingenuity.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) You have the answers you need, but you keep sniffing around as if there were different or better answers to be had. Moreover, you’ve been offered blessings that could enable you to catalyze greater intimacy, but you’re barely taking advantage of them – apparently because you underestimate their potency. Here’s what I think: As long as you neglect the gifts you have already been granted, they won’t provide you with their full value. If you give them your rapt appreciation, they will bloom.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Edgar Rice Burroughs (1875-1950) tried to earn a living by selling pencil sharpeners, but couldn’t make it. In frustration, he turned to writing novels. Success! Among his many popular novels, 27 of them were about a fictional character named Tarzan. The actor who played Tarzan in the movies based on Burroughs’ books was Johnny Weissmuller. As a child, he suffered from polio, and rebuilt his strength by becoming a swimmer. He eventually won five Olympic gold medals. Burroughs and Weissmuller are your role models in the coming weeks. It’s a favorable time for you to turn defeat into victory.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Artist Andy Warhol had an obsession with green underpants. In fact, that’s all he ever wore beneath his clothes. It might be fun and productive for you to be inspired by his private ritual. Life is virtually conspiring to ripen your libido, stimulate your fertility and expedite your growth. So anything you do to encourage these cosmic tendencies could have an unusually dramatic impact. Donning green undies might be a good place to start. It would send a playful message to your subconscious mind that you are ready and eager to bloom.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) In the coming weeks, take special notice of the jokes and humorous situations that prompt you to laugh the loudest. They will provide important clues about the parts of your life that need liberation. What outmoded or irrelevant taboos should you consider breaking? What inhibitions are dampening your well-being? How might your conscience be overstepping its bounds and making you unnecessarily constrained? Any time you roar with spontaneous amusement, you will know you have touched a congested place in your psyche that is due for a cleansing.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) For each of the last 33 years, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in Los Angeles has selected a “National Hero Dog.” It’s an award given to a canine that has shown exceptional courage in helping or rescuing people. In 2015, the group departed from tradition. Its “National Hero Dog” is a female cat named Tara. Last May, she saved a 4-year-old boy by scaring off a dog that had begun to attack him. I’m guessing you will soon have an experience akin to Tara’s. Maybe you’ll make a gutsy move that earns you an unexpected honor. Maybe you’ll carry out a dramatic act of compassion that’s widely appreciated.

Or maybe you’ll go outside your comfort zone to pull off a noble feat that elevates your reputation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) According to cartoon character Homer Simpson, “Trying is the first step towards failure.” I don’t

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agree with that comic advice. But I do think the following variant will be applicable to you in the coming weeks: “Trying too hard is the first step toward failure.” So please don’t try too hard! Overexertion should be taboo. Straining and struggling would not only be unnecessary, but counterproductive. If you want to accomplish anything worthwhile, make sure that your default emotion is relaxed confidence. Have faith in the momentum generated by all the previous work you have done to arrive where you are now.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Elsie de Wolfe (1859-1950) was a pioneer in the art of interior design. She described herself as “a rebel in an ugly world.” Early in her career she vowed, “I’m going to make everything around me beautiful,” and she often did just that. In part through her influence, the dark, cluttered decor of the Victorian Era, with its bulky draperies and overly ornate furniture, gave way to rooms with brighter light, softer colors and more inviting textures.

I’d love to see you be inspired by her mission. It’s a good time to add extra charm, grace and comfort to your environments.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) At the age of 36, author Franz Kafka composed a 47-page letter to his father Herman. As he described the ways that his dad’s toxic narcissism and emotional abuse had skewed his maturation process, he refrained from lashing out with histrionic anger. Instead he focused on objectively articulating the facts, recounting events from childhood and analyzing the family dynamic. In accordance with the astrological omens, I recommend that you write a letter to your own father – even if it’s filled with praise and gratitude instead of complaint. At this juncture in your life story, I think you especially need the insights that this exercise would generate. (P.S. Write the letter for your own sake, not with the hope of changing or hurting or pleasing your dad.

You don’t have to give it to him.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Shizo Kanakuri was one of Japan’s top athletes when he went to compete in the marathon race at the 1912 Stockholm Olympics. Partway through the event, fatigued by sweltering heat, bad food and the long journey he’d made to get there, Kanakuri passed out. He recovered with the help of a local farmer, but by then the contest was over. Embarrassed by his failure, he sneaked out of Sweden and returned home. Fast forward to 1966. Producers of a TV show tracked him down and invited him to resume what he’d started. He agreed. At the age of 74, he completed the marathon, finishing with a time of 54 years, eight months. I think it’s time to claim your own personal version of this opportunity. Wouldn’t you love to resolve a process that got interrupted?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) In most sporting events, there’s never any doubt about which competitor is winning. Each step of the way, the participants and spectators know who has more points or goals or runs. But one sport isn’t like that. In a boxing match, no one is aware of the score until the contest is finished – not even the boxers themselves. I think you’re in a metaphorically comparable situation. You won’t find out the final tally or ultimate decision until the “game” is complete. Given this uncertainty, I suggest that you don’t slack off even a little. Keep giving your best until the very end.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) One night as you lie sleeping in your bed, you will dream of flying through the sunny summer sky.

The balmy air will be sweet to breathe. Now and then you will flap your arms like wings, but mostly you will glide effortlessly. The feeling that flows through your body will be a blend of exhilaration and ease. Anywhere you want to go, you will maneuver skillfully to get there. After a while, you will soar to a spot high above a scene that embodies a knotty problem in your waking life. As you hover and gaze down, you will get a clear intuition about how to untie the knots. Whether or not you remember this dream, the next day you will work some practical magic that begins to shrink or dissolve the problem.

Love to talk? So does Haley! She’s a friendly 1-year-old kitty who loves to converse. Haley is very agile. She can jump up high onto windowsills and she does it so gracefully. Haley also enjoys being held and petted.

Her favorite is getting scratched under her chin. She is litterbox trained and an all-around great kitty. If you’re looking for someone to keep you company, adopt Haley! Cat adoption fees are currently $40 at orange County animal Services (2769 Conroy Road, ocnetpets.com) and the adoption fee includes, sterilization, vaccinations and a pet microchip.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’m a hetero guy in need of advice. Back in college, I met this girl. She was into me but I had some shit to work through. We ended up being a missed connection, romantically. Despite that, we became fast friends. I’m less awkward now, in large part because our friendship changed my life.

We each married other people. Except I still love her. I think about her often, want to share things about my life with her, find myself wanting to rely on her when things are tough. I don’t know what to do with it.

On one hand, she means an awful lot to me – she is the kind of friend that comes along once in a lifetime – and I know that I mean a lot to her.

So this is a relationship worth protecting, even as asymmetrical as it is. On the other hand, these feelings are starting to seem kind of pathetic. We are barely part of each other’s lives anymore – do I even have a right to feel the way I do? I see three options, each of which is shit. 1) Keep my feelings to myself and endure/enjoy a painful but deeply meaningful friendship. 2) Disappear, either abruptly or gradually, with no explanation.

Or 3) damn the torpedoes and bare my soul, which might painfully explode the relationship. After years of option 1, I am strongly leaning toward option 3 – just blowing shit wide open and dealing with whatever happens.

I want to say something like this: “The

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You need to listen to the original Broadway

the advice I’m about to give you – and not just any gay dude, NGAA, but the kind of gay dude who obsesses about Broadway musicals. And not just any gay dude who obsesses about Broadway musicals, but the kind of Broadway-musicalobsessed gay dude who has good taste.

OK, here’s my advice: Listen to the original Broadway cast recordings of Company, Follies and A Little Night Music – music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim. Yes, you can get all three recordings on iTunes, NGAA, but you need to listen to them on vinyl, and you need to discuss these shows, and three songs in particular, with someone who already knows them by heart. Hence the need for a gay dude with good taste in Broadway musicals and an extensive vinyl collection. As any Broadway-musical-obsessed gay man will tell you: Epiphanies, insights and breakthroughs come most reliably in moments of silence, i.e., when you have to flip the record over.

Here are the songs you need to pay close attention to: “Sorry-Grateful” from Company, “The Road You Didn’t Take” from Follies, and “Send in the Clowns” from A Little Night Music. Listen over and over again – until you know the lyrics of all three songs by heart. Discuss what these songs mean with your new gay friend. Then you’ll know what to do.

cast recording of Wicked, music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz. When Idina Menzel sings “Defying Gravity,” pretend she’s singing “defying aridity.” Apparently that’s your boyfriend’s cock’s superpower: Aridity is no impediment to pleasure.

It’s not an uncommon superpower, SLOW. Lots of guys prefer lubeless handjobs. So have your boyfriend jack himself off while you listen to Wicked, see what works for him, and then try not to make a big deal out of his preferences going forward.

A friend of mine talks about his sex life almost constantly. Not quite like bragging, more matterof-fact. For instance, out of the blue he will come out with this: “I was sitting in a bar and this broad looks at me and asks if I want to fuck. She had the tightest pussy I’ve ever had.” It just seems like conversation for him. I’m baffled by this. What’s going on with him?

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amount of pussy and/or cock a man is actually getting exists in inverse proportion to the amount of pussy and/or cock a man brags about getting.”

But it ain’t necessarily so. I’ve known plenty of guys who bragged constantly about getting tons of ass, and they weren’t all liars. Almost every one of them, however, was deeply insecure – they bragged about the ass they were getting because they feared people saw them as guys who couldn’t get ass in a donkey storm.

I was stroking my partner and went for the lube, when he informed me that he prefers to have his handjobs sans lube. He says that lube is messy.

For the past three years, he has raved about my handjobs and said my skills are professional level, and never once did he complain about the lube. I attempted to follow through, but all my old techniques didn’t work. I asked him to show me how, what he likes, and he said just do the same as I’ve always done. The sliding, gliding, twisting motions that I usually use, all with a reasonable amount of squeezing, just DO NOT WORK without lube. My hand stuck to the dampish skin and would not slide. He says I am making a big deal out of nothing, but I am upset. One of the best tools in my sexual toolbox has just been rendered unusable.

I usually like your advice, Dan, but I was dismayed when both you and Peter Staley got it wrong in your response to STATUS, the woman who was preparing to divorce her HIV+ husband after the revelation of another affair. You both seemed to think she was trying to get her husband sent to prison. I think she was trying to avoid that!

She wants her husband to tell the truth in therapy, but she’s concerned doing so will land him in prison. Here’s something else you both missed: When someone tells a therapist what they have already done, the reporting requirements are far less stringent than when a patient tells what they plan on doing. If a therapist believes a patient is likely to harm themselves or others in the future, the therapist may have to act. Patient confidentiality carries a lot of weight when it comes to past actions.

You weren’t the only reader who came to STATUS’s defense. It’s possible Peter and I got it wrong. On the off chance I got it wrong, RRR, I’m going to need to be punished. It should be something that really hurts. Oh, I know: I’ll listen to the original Broadway cast recording of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Twice.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No.: 2015-DR-17436 Division: 42 DIEUDONNE LANOIX, Petitioner and RENE L. LANOIX, Respondent.

NOTICE OF ACTION FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE (NO CHILD OR FINANCIAL SUPPORT) TO: RENE L. LANOIX, MIAMI, FLORIDA, UNKNOWN.YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for dissolution of marriage has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on DIEUDONNE LANOIX whose address is 6139 ROXBURG AVE, ORLANDO FLORIDA, 32809, on or before 12-17-15 and file the original with the clerk of this Court at 425 N. ORANGE AVE, ORLANDO, FLORIDA, 32801, before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. The action is asking the court to decide how the following real or personal property should be divided: N/A Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office.

You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. DATED NOV. 3, 2015 TIFFANY M. RUSSELL, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY: YADIRA ACUILAR (CIRCUIT COURT SEAL) DEPUTY CLERK.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 25th, 2015 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #D256-Jeffrey Rogers II-Household goods #C195-Brenda Lucas-Household goods #B099Jerelene Jackson-Business inventory, and household #B112-Jesus VallejoHousehold items #C189-Janet HowellHousehold items #C232-Fernando Gusmao-Household items #B106-Lisa Book-Pictures, décor, and bed.

11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #02235 Lianna S Mendez Clothes,etc; #05082 Vanessa Devereaux hsehold furniture, boxes, etc; #02047 Tasha Robinson-Banks hsehold items; #02209 Gofery Butler clothing, computers; #08009 Esther Jones hsehold goods; #08041 Kagen Libby cabinets, table, car engine, etc; #02155 Harrun Majeed hsehold items/goods etc, #01046 Chanel Freeman queen & twin bed, TV stand, Boxes, sectional couch; #02119 Idris Coleman hsehold furniture, items etc 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #042 Laurie Kiner – household items #885 William Van III – Clothes #145 Ten 55 Productions Inc – household items #684 Cindy Welch – Household items #260 Randall Morrison - household items #653 James Kurzawinski – household items #026 Fredrick Robinson – household items #200 Corey Stegall- household items #821 Divel Laurent- household items #734 Veronica Villarroel- household items 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1003- Gerald Simons (Clothing Boxes) #3035 – Mark Stephens (House hold Items) #1014 – Sallye Marbury (Furniture, Boxes) # 1045 – Sallye Marbury (Furniture, Boxes) #2001 – Oriana Milton (Household Items) #2013 – Sana Ahmed (Furniture, Clothes, Boxes, Goods) #2031 – Joanne Ivanoski (Household Items Misc.) # 4071 – Terry White (Household Items) #4011 – Michele Cooks (Furniture, Boxes, Household goods, Clothing) #3073 – Terrance Wilkinson (Clothing, Beds, Paintings) # 4057 Bernard Mcdonald (Household Goods) # 3031 – Kendra Smith (Household Goods) # 2007 – Sharhonda James (Household Goods) #1058 – Shekeru Liddie (Household Goods) #3098 – Sasha Cortes (Household Items) #2088B – Artimecia Hawk (Clothes) # 4078 – Jeff Hughes (Product Samples) #1104 – Vershonda Bell (Bags, Clothing, Tvs, and House hold Items) #1049- Amber Deters - 3 beds, stove, fridge, two dryers, washer, dressers. boxes, dining room table.

3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #542 Kent Andre Boyer-Household Goods #813 Soloman Gomez- Clothes and Equipment 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #2087 Joseph Dinicola-Household goods #1065 Paula Taylor-Household goods and furniture #1117 Adebayo Fatila-Household goods #3111 Carline Charles-Household goods #4038 Kenneth Wesley-Computers #3173 Nicole Darrigo-Household goods #3133 Derek Roberts-Electronics and rims #4009 Jeffrey Pollock-Household goods #1107 Jeffrey Hall-Personal items #3105 Michael Martinez-Tools and electronics #4010 Stacy Oliver-Toys and e-bay items #1008 Lauren Anderson-Furniture #1031 Linda Street-Boxes and bins 10:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407)-333-4355 0468Charles Lightcap111- household goods, 0698-Grace Gayden-

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The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE, PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON NOVEMBER 20, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 900 S. KIRKMAN ROAD, ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:00 AM: 1210 – H.GUDZAN, 1405 – Y.DELVALLE, 1415 – B.DINKINS, 1513 - DOUBLETREE HOTEL, 1514 - DOUBLETREE HOTEL,1602 – E.HUNTER, 1612 – B.DINKEL, 2103 – R.TUNSTALL, 2109 – C.GRIFFIN, 2219 –B.LIN, 2314 – C.GOLDSON, 2411 – S.FARMER,3117 – R. MCCLOUD, 3408 – M.DALTON, 3506 –M.GREENE, 4107 – J.ENGRAM, 4124 – A.BETHUNE, 4415 – T.COUNCIL, 4502 –B.STATES, 4504 – C.SERGENT, 4612 – K.CARABELLO, 5105 – T.YAMBO, 5109 – K.ELIZZA, 6115 – B.WOOD, 7116 –D. BLUNT, 7117 – L.MOSBY. 5602 RALEIGH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:10 AM: 0025 – A.RIVERA, 0076 – W. BABINGTON, 0091 – D.WILLIAMS, 0096 – B.SCHRADER, 0112 – F. MILLS, 0149 – D. HOLT, 0157 – T.BANGO, 0188 – T.DIABY, 0211 – A. PRINCE, 0213 – M.RICHARDSON, 0214 –C. MCCALL,0233 – A.YOUNG,0237 – G.HOOD,0242 – J.DUCREAY, 0245 – R.DALCE,0254 – A.KING,0262 –E. BURNS, 0277 – C.EVANS, 0281 – C.RIVERA-AGOSTINI, 0300 – N.SMITH, 0306 – K.EDWARDS, 0309 –S. DORSEY, 0319 – A.MCDUFFIE, 0328 – G.NAPIER, 0336 – L.RHODEN, 0344 – J.CHAPMAN, 0355 – L.GUNNERSON, 0397 – T.BARTO, 0420 –P.FEATHERMAN, 0428 – K.ST LOUIS, 0438 – J.DOS SANTOS, 0458 –M. MCKENZIE, 0496 – M.SERRANO, 0504 – L.VIGO, 0509 –L. CHIPMAN, 0516 – L.BRYANT, 0537 –L. MARTINEZ, 0540 – N.SAMAROO, 0550 – R.NORMAN, 0556 – D.CLARK, 0560 – A.LEE, 0573 –J. STEPHENS. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 8:20 AM : 1122 – I.TORRE, 1147 – T.WATERMAN, 1169 – S.JOHNSON, 2205 – P.BARRETT, 2218 – M.WELCH, 2220 – L.MITCHELL, 2223 – V.ADAMS, 2243 – J.PEREZ, 2244 – F.CARMONA, 2259 –D. DONTFRAID, 2264 – W.ANDREWS, 2328 – J.SANTIAGO, 2332 –I.SCOTT, 2341 – M.NORMAN. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:30 AM: 0112 – J.WALDEN, 0122 – C.CONNAWAY, 0220 – D. WILLIAMS, 0302 – J.WALDEN, 0313 – J.WALDEN, 0504 – J.WALDEN, 0522 – I.MUSAWWIR, 0714 – C.ROSS, 0819 – R.SANTOS, 0843 –A. FLEURIDOR, 0844 – M.KWAMINA, 0848 – D.BRABEC, 0906 –M. MOTTIE, 0907 – R.LEE, 0909 – L.ROZIER, 1006 –T. SILK, 1018 – E.CHARLES JR, 1031 – T.BURNS, 1033 – G.BAUTISTA, 1110 – J.MITCHELL, 1118 –M. ROSADO, 1133 – E.NORTON, 1134 –T. FELTON, 1136 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER, 1138 – K.BRYANT, 1205 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER, 1238 – R.YOUNG, 1337 – G.HAMBLIN, 1430 – J.THOMAS. 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:40 AM: A028 – S.BAKER, C159 – G.QUILES, C174 – E.SAFFELL, C183 – C.CHRISMAN, D158 –B. RIVERA, D162 – M.LYNN, D174 – S.THOMAS, E223 – E.HEDBLOM, E230 – J.CLORE, E234 –S. HARRIGAN, E252 – SUPLOVE, F094 – V.FOUCHE.

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1997 Jeep VIN# 1J4DZ58S0VC724732 2002 Buick VIN# 2G4WY55JX21212571 2000 Ford VIN# 1FAFP55S1YA192084 1998 Honda VIN# 1HGEJ8249WL064712 2008 Nissan VIN# 3N1AB61E08L652968 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on November 25, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid.

Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2010-CA-014064-A001OX ROSEVILLE PROPERTIES, LLC, VS. CAROLA JOSEPH and JOSIUS JOSEPH, ET AL, NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on November 4, 2014 in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, the property situated in Orange County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 330, SILVER RIDE PHASE II, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF, RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 15, PAGE (S) 72-74, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 2844 SALTER COURT, ORLANDO, FLORIDA 32818 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on November 30th, 2015 online at: https:// www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701 Tel. (321) 285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By:/s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 25th, 2015 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #706 Beverly RodriguezBins, Totes, Clothes, Wheelchair, Mattress #1602 Gabriel Taylor- household goods and furniture #551 Jasmine Couture- Clothes, Boxes, Household Items, Seasonal Deco #1820 Carlos Santiago- Bedroom sets, Dining, Living room, Electronics, Household Items.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #942-Penelope Hardhousehold items, furniture, #925-Micky Hollihan-household items, furniture, , #428-Corey Perry-music equipment, clothes, #427-Raul Villaloboshousehold items, #512-Marcel Aponte-household items, #962-Miguel Valerio-household items, #1011-Angela Webb-household items, #1074-Amanda Norris-household items, #2001-Brigitte Brown Henry-clothing, #658-Colin Stults, household items.

The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on Nov. 30, 2015 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL 32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty.

Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash.

Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts.

2012 HYUN VIN# KMHDH4AE1CU360401 Lien Amt: $10,218.00 2006 CHRY VIN# 2D4FV47T96H154829 Lien Amt: $ 5747.60 2007 CHRY VIN# 3A4FY48B97T540860 Lien Amt: $3439.43 2007 NISS. VIN# 5N1AN08U67C514128 Lien Amt: $7695.49

Public Notice Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr., Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals:All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated.

Unit 410 Lisa Myers Unit 233 Tanisha Washington Unit 815 Cheryl Mcphaul Unit 75 Solidieu Jean Charles Unit 443 Sandra Alexandre Unit 154 Nicholas Barnes Unit 756 Patricia Clark Unit 727 Sheila Marcano Unit 210 Lloyd Jones Unit 745 Hanif Magee Unit 168 Jannie Paterson/Jannie Patterson Unit 808 Willser Hypolite Unit 70 Marie Therese Estime Unit 738 Cassetta Hall Unit 74 Solidieu Jean Charles Unit 834 Roderick Jenkins Unit 437 Latoya Davis Unit 623 Quanese Newton Unit 423 Nicole Petrus Unit 480 Belinda Sims Unit 128 Sherri White The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www.storagebattles.com until, Tuesday November 24, 2015 at 2:00 PM . Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.

Self Storage Zone/University, 11583 University Blvd, Orlando Fl., 32817 hereby gives notice that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below To enforce a lien imposed on said property under the Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes Florida Section 83.801-83.809…

The under signed will be auctioned online at www.storagebattles.com until Nov 24th,2015 @ 2:00pm. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone 11583 University Blvd Orlando Fl 32817.

Unit A011 Francisco Madrigal (Household) Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of sale.

Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNER/CAC CASE NO.: DP14-500 IN THE INTEREST OF: L.R. DOB: 09/14/2014, a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Jessica Cogan: Address unknown, WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on December 21, 2015 @ 10:00 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie.evans@ myflfamilies.com. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 23rd day of October, 2015. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk.

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