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Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Senior Staff Writer Billy Manes Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Haley Cannon, Luis Vazquez Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

I-Drive 360: meh or amazing?

Wow what a write-up (“I-Drive 360: Sea Life Aquarium, Madame Tussauds and the Orlando Eye open in the heart of I-Drive,” May 6). How about write about the grandopening event and economy, rather than criticize the local area and people trying to create jobs with these attractions.

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Advertising Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Multimedia Account Executives Jon Bowers, Matt Whiting, Candice Andrews, Scott Navarro Account Manager Candice Andrews

I totally agree Mark! Very harsh write-up.

These sound like three neat attractions that are well worth checking out. And while they may not be Disney caliber, not everything can be or should be.

How about being excited that there’s something new in town and some more variety? I used to live in Las Vegas, and the Madame Tussauds museum there was really neat and definitely worth it. And I’m even more excited to check out the other two attractions at I-Drive 360.

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9 Weighing options Some Orlando parents are encouraging their kids to opt out of taking Florida Standards Assessment tests

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26 Far from the madding blockbuster Hardy romance is a welcome, though slight, respite from CGI action in Far From the Madding Crowd

13 Fringe benefits

29 Picks This Week

Year after year, Orlando’s Fringe Festival keeps it fresh

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

15 ABCs of Orlando Fringe Festival

Big shows this past week from Neutral Milk Hotel and the Fleshtones

food & drink 17 Carnal instinct Satisfy all your fleshy desires at Swine & Sons

17 Tip Jar Harambe Market opens later this month at Animal Kingdom, Orlando Brewing celebrates American Craft Beer Week, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

18 Bar Exam Artisan’s Table may be more restaurant than bar, but you can still get a good liquid lunch there

21 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

Yes, it was too late for the court to force them back to work, but they could have docked them, at minimum, 1/20 of their pay for those three days of non-work (“Here’s what was left unresolved when the Florida House called it quits three days early,” May 6).

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Ten shows to look for at this year’s Fringe Festival

Tips, tricks and wisdom gained through the ages

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music From Doc Watson discovering the band to Bob Dylan co-writing songs, Old Crow Medicine Show gets boosts by following their roots

13 Seth’s suggestions

It really is that mediocre. Each attraction is the length of a diversion and a lot of polish was ignored. Basically, it is expensively cheesy.

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Just get some people in there who actually want to do the job.

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32 Selections 34 The Week 35 Down the Road

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“There seems to be some acknowledgment that we have an uninsured problem in Florida. The question is, how do you address that?

Do you use state dollars, or do you use the existing program that the federal government has put out there?”

– Senate President Andy Gardiner, R-Florida It turns out that his whole public croweating exercise – his dance of populism – was tied to waiver negotiations with the In the ever-blurring Tilt-a-Whirl feds, because smoke and mirrors are popular that is Tallahassee politics – well, ever-blurin political circles. Last week, Scott’s office said ring until the Florida House of Representatives his statement was actually made in an attempt called a halt to this year’s legislative to get the federal government to grant the state session several days prior to what the state a waiver to let the state “reform its Medicaid Constitution mandates, system” – i.e., hand conbecause, brah, we’re trol of it over to private outta here – it can someinsurance companies. times be hard to settle Once said waivers were your gaze, much less signed, allowing the Amount the state of Florida your stomach. The state to continue receivstands to lose in Low Income rattling political trashing federal money for Pool funding when it expires can known as Gov. Rick health care for the at the end of June Scott has used this dizzipoor while simultaneness in his favor in more ously hating Obamacare ways than one in the and the poor (to the past. And last week, we point of piss tests and found out more about what was really behind lawsuits), Scott started whistling his own offthe machinations that made that leaping liz- key version of Dixie again. ard go from one camp to another on Medicaid All of a sudden, it’s Medicaid’s fault for expansion. being a broken system that has grown in cost Quick, let’s catch up. Do you remember at three times the rate of state revenues that time in 2013 when (hello, shitty jobs you a slightly bedraggled keep bringing to the Scott, seemingly aiming state). All of a sudden, for that weird gut of it’s all about the poor’s compassion that didn’t increased trips to the Number of years that Florida line up with anything emergency room for has received Low Income he signed into law, went service. Let’s also note Pool funding from the federal on record to say that he – as have fact checkers government couldn’t possibly refuse at the Palm Beach Post Medicaid expansion for – all of Scott’s bluster all of the ailing people and bravado (includin the state, mostly in ing a lawsuit) against the light of the recent death of his mother?

Federal Department of Health and Human “While the federal government is committed Services for (allegedly) tying LIP funding into to paying 100 percent of the cost of new people the state’s failure to expand Medicaid to cover in Medicaid, I cannot, in good conscience, the nearly 1 million people living in the deny the uninsured access to care,” he Medicaid gap. That’s not even close to true; insisted. the feds already extended LIP funding for the

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state through June 2015, and the state was against the feds for the apparition, the political told there would be no more extensions, mirage, that he had anything to fight for within because the answer to LIP funding was basithe realm of logic. To think that there is any cally built into the Obamacare that Florida sense to the state’s Republican refusal to take refused. But truth, from the man who instigated money from the feds (Obamacare; Medicaid the largest Medicare fraud in history, is a expansion) and suing the feds for not procold catheter. viding medical handouts OK, time out. The requires a certain backHouse walked away from woods disconnect and its duties a few days a teabag. Scott, in an early based largely on interview last week, said this ideological split that he wanted affordable of hypothetical undersolutions brought on by Amount of federal money standing (we doubt the free market. Scott, last Florida turned down anybody in the House week, met with the feds by refusing to expand even knows a poor person) to get socialized mediMedicaid that was stalling budget cine for the poor people talks. The Senate, led by he hates so much. Scott is Orlando Republican Sen. suing the feds. Even some Andy Gardiner – who is of his fellow Republicans an executive with Orlando are publicly rolling their Health – had come up with a reasonable com- eyes at this apparent breakdown by an promise between free-market exploitation apparent lunatic. and, uh, society taking care of itself in a “I tend to think lawsuits in general are not humane manner. And Scott, ever the team productive, especially when you have to conplayer, is now – again – throwing a tantrum. vince the person you’re suing to give He went to meet with Health and Human you money,” Gardiner said, according to the Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell on May 6 to Atlantic. There’s the truth. arm-wrestle, apparently, and walked away Also, there goes more taxpayer money. happytown@orlandoweekly.com “disappointed,” thereafter filing an injunction

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“We’re looking to end high stakes testing so children can be evaluated based on multiple measures.

We’re not antitesting. We want some authentic assessment.”

Weighing options Some Orlando parents are encouraging their kids to opt out of taking Florida Standards Assessment tests

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pt out: That’s what a group of Orlando parents decided to do rather than have their kids take the new Florida Standards Assessment tests that debuted in schools this year.

Parents say the state’s new standardized tests (which originated in Utah, where student scores plummeted when they were introduced in that state) are riddled with problems. Some parents say they’re faulty; they don’t truly assess where a student is at educationally, and they were rolled

out without enough time for teachers or students to prepare for them. Since a poor score on the new tests could send students back a year, these parents engaged in an act of civil disobedience this testing season by having their kids show up to school on exam day and open their test booklets, but refuse to sign them or fill in answers for any of the questions.

On Facebook, a group of 3,000 parents have gathered under the banner of Opt Out Orlando. There, they share informa-

Authentic assessment, she says, means judging a student’s merit and grades through multiple means – tests for each subject, portfolios and more.

To opt out, a student must show up and attend the test, sign the testing booklet, break the booklet’s seal and then not answer any questions. This way, the children can’t be penalized for not doing well on the test – like its predecessor the FCAT, not answering questions on the FSA is better than getting them wrong. Opt Out urges parents to communicate with teachers, asking them to allow their kids to spend the testing period in another room or to quietly read during the exam.

Hamilton and her fellow Opt Outers put together a manual explaining how to do it, which is shared in the Facebook group.

The manual explains how to opt out in a way that’s considered legal, but also warns parents (and by extension, students) to know why they are choosing to do so.

“Have convictions in your reasons to opt out,” the manual reads. “This could include: The test is written with tricks and distractors that are intended to fail 30 percent of our students per year. You advocate for multiple measures of assessment.

You disagree with the weight put on the test, including teacher pay, school grades, retention, remediation or the denial of a diploma.”

The response from schools has been varied. Some parents report that schools have been receptive and polite; others say their kids’ schools have been hostile, allegedly telling parents that their children could be held back or their grades affected – a misconception seemingly based on the Florida Department of Education’s use of the term “opt out” to mean simply not participating in the test at all. Parents in this group say their kids are participating in the process – they’re just not answering any of the test questions.

Jacqui Myers, a local parent and founder of a sister group to Opt Out Orlando called Uncommon to Our Core, says the problem with many schools is just misinformation.

“There’s a lot of miscommunication between the state, the districts, the school and the parents,” she says. “It’s mass misinformation. A lot of administrators will convey to parents that their child can be held back a grade if they don’t participate in the test. But the only reason they can be held back is because of a reading deficiency.”

Florida Department of Education press secretary Cheryl Etters says there is no provision either for or against opting out in the way Hamilton advocates. She says that students just have to show up on test day. After that, it’s up to them to answer questions or not.

tion about how to properly “opt out,” how to discuss their decision with teachers and school administrators, and what to do if they meet with resistance. The parents say this isn’t a reflection on their kids’ schools or teachers, nor is it a protest against all standardized testing – rather, they say, it’s an attempt to exercise some control over their kids’ education and let legislators and state education officials know that they want a say in what happens in the classroom.

Opt Out Orlando was started by education activist and parent Cindy Hamilton, who says she thought a “grassroots local operation” was needed in the city’s schools. While there are larger “opt out” groups that operate on a national level, she thinks parents need to act locally to send a direct message from their schools to the state Legislature.

Parents in the movement are furious about the lack of representation for educators in Tallahassee, and none of them likes the money that goes to test-making companies for each individual student. When a student fails the FSA, the testing company gets more money, they say, because the state has to buy more copies of the test so the student can keep taking it until he or she eventually passes.

“They all have a lot to gain by the failure of our students,” Hamilton says. “The publishing companies – they have to reorder another test, provide it to a student that failed and get them back into passing status. It’s more money in their pockets.”

While proponents of the new test claim it is good method for measuring what students are learning in the classroom (as they did with the FCAT, which the FSA replaced), the parents of Opt Out feel that the punishments for not doing well on the tests are too high – one bad testing day has the potential to land kids in remedial classes, whether they really need them or not, and could therefore have a lasting impact on a child’s entire education.

“I think the great awakening will come when Johnny Smith, who is a straight-A student, fails the FSA,” Hamilton says.

At the core of the movement are not activists or reformers, but parents.

Members of the group share news stories about opt out movements and their own experiences. They help one another in opting out. They answer one another’s questions and provide a support network when a member has trouble opting out.

Hamilton says despite the movement occasionally being painted as anti-testing by legislators, all they really want is some fairness in grading their children.

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According to Opt Out Orlando’s manual, another way to opt out is just not having students attend school during the testing days – scheduled doctor or dentist appointments can be a great smokescreen, Hamilton says. Some parents in the group reported having done this successfully in years past – Opt Out Orlando Facebook member Amy Vastine pulled it off and said her daughter was fine.

“I kept my daughter home for the testing period and brought her in late,” Vastine wrote in an email. “Her teachers are all quietly behind our decision and give her any work she may miss if they start before she signs in.”

However, this is not the method Opt Out Orlando usually advises. Truancy laws vary from county to county on how many unexcused absences a student is allowed to have, and the test window for the FSA lasts close to two months, compared to the two weeks the FCAT testing period lasted. It’s risky, Hamilton says, and could have more negative impact on a child’s educational success than opting out by showing up but not filling in the exam.

After opting out, some parents report their children’s moods, demeanor and academic interest improved in direct proportion to not having to do the FSA. Alison Carter’s fourth grade son’s stress level was “so high,” she says, that it was affecting his relationship with his sibling.

After opting out, the pressure of doing well on the test was off. His mood returned to normal, she says.

Hamilton’s eldest son – now collegeaged – failed the FCAT as a child, before mandatory retention rules required schools to keep kids back a grade if they don’t pass the exam. Today, she says, her son is quite successful in college. If he failed a standardized test and was held back a grade, she says she believes he wouldn’t be the same as he is now.

“It could have destroyed his 8-year-old old spirit,” she says. “Because I know my son better than the state of Florida, I believe it would have impacted his future in a profound way.”

The Opt Out movement has been discussed in Senate meetings in Tallahassee, and members of the movement say they are now watching legislators closely to see how they respond to this silent and growing protest of the FSA. For some, it’s the first time they’ve realized the impact the Legislature can have on education.

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16; our own Bao Le-Huu curates a night of music Thursday, May 21; Jambando joins the party Saturday, May 23; and Southern Fried Sundays comes to Loch Haven on Sunday, May 24.

Bigger ByOV The Fringe’s Bring Your Own Venue program has expanded this year’s Fringe Festival well beyond the boundaries of Loch Haven Park. If you enjoy alcohol with your entertainment, St. Matthew’s Tavern on Mills Avenue is the scene of three shows, and the Thirsty Topher on Alden Drive hosts one as well – just down the block from the warehouse where The Republic interactive game is play-testing as part of the fest.

Seth’s suggestions Ten shows to look for at this year’s Fringe Festival

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ere are 10 shows I’m looking forward to at the 2015 Fringe, based on previews, press releases and past productions. Fair warning: If my previous years’ picks are any indication, at least one of these shows will wind up being godawful.

More, better beer Drinkers, rejoice! The beer tent is back and better than ever this year, with new premium brews and Woodchuck’s brandnew Gumption hard apple cider on tap alongside the usual suds. And last call doesn’t arrive until 1 a.m. this year, thanks to a new later curfew, so party on!

Local Artists Clink: circus Arts and Pb&J Theatre Factory join forces for a prison farce blending highflying stunts with silent slapstick featuring the ever-entertaining brandon roberts.

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The Lion Queen: The 2006 staging of Michael Wanzie’s stonewall-set Disney satire is still the best-selling show in Fringe history.

Now it’s being revived under original director Kenny howard with a new score.

Hoodies: in the wake of Ferguson and baltimore, this in-your-face exploration of race and politics from producers beth Marshall and Penguin Point may be the most meaningful show at the festival.

Field Guide to the Gays 2: Logan Donahoo returns with a second installment of his “one-man multimedia safari into the gay community,” which is equally funny whether you’re LGbTQ or cis-hetero.

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Student Thespian Showcase High-school students have staged Fringe shows before, but 2015 sees the first year after year, Orlando’s Fringe Festival keeps it fresh Student Thespian Showcase. Eight of the top-scoring Orange and Seminole county competitors at last November’s District

By SET H Ku B E R S Ky Thespian Festival have been invited to reprise their lauded one-acts on Saturday New venues at OMA ORLANDO INTERNATIONAL FRINGE For years, Fringe patrons have looked and Sunday mornings, and to participate in THEATRE FESTIVAL May 13-25 | across the Loch Haven parking lot and exclusive acting workshops at the Orlando orlandofringe.org | various times and prices wondered why the Orlando Museum Science Center. Tickets are only $5 (plus of Art wasn’t more integrated into the service fee), and proceeds go back to the fter two dozen years, it’s difficult Festival. Well, wonder no more, as OMA’s schools. finding fresh ways of saying that SunTrust Auditorium has become Fringe’s the Orlando International Fringe Gold venue, and a room off the lobby hous- Memorial Day programming Traditionally, Memorial Day at the Theatre Festival is the coolest cultural car- es the Bronze. You’ll also find a box office, Fringe is a drearily elegiac affair, with nival on our annual calendar. Thankfully, bar and patrons’ lounge at the museum. little to do but attend the single Patrons’ the Fringe is always finding fresh ways Pick performance in each venue. This year to expand and improve, and this year’s Outdoor entertainment expands Jessica Pawli, producer of the enter- should be much more upbeat, with a “retro 24th edition (running Wednesday, May 13, through Monday, May 25) is no exception. tainment on Fringe’s outdoor stage, is beach party” headlined by Rocket 88 on While we all have our favorite long-stand- attracting music fans with a “festival with- the lawn and two Patrons’ Pick winners ing Fringe traditions – deep-fried frog in the festival” of free concert evenings. per stage. Best of all, for the first time legs, anyone? – here are five things we’re The Swamp Sistas LaLa (featuring Beth the food and beverage vendors will stick especially excited to see added to this McKee, Kaleigh Baker, Laney Jones and around until the bitter end. many more) takes over on Saturday, May year’s Orlando Fringe. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com

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Kids Fringe The hippest kids in town attend Kids Fringe at the Mennello Museum, which is packed with creative entertainment – puppetry, concerts, hands-on art activities – that parents (and possibly even nonparents as well) will enjoy too.

tunes as an all-American family band that’s definitely not suitable for the family.

National & International Artists TJ’s Kitchen: Fringe circuit superstar TJ Dawe returns with a different script at every performance, including his biggest hit, The Slipknot, and Toothpaste and Cigars, which was turned into the Daniel radcliffe film What If. 6 Guitars: chase Padgett revised his Nashville Hurricane last year with great results; now he’s back with a revamp of his first hit, 6 Guitars. And don’t miss his Joyride to Eternity sketch show with stacey hallal.

Tales Too Tall for Trailers: storyteller Paul strickland concludes his Lake Wobegon-esque trilogy about the big Fib trailer park with the participation of erika Kate MacDonald, whose rap show was one of 2014’s highlights.

Butt Kapinski: Los Angeles comic Deanna Fleysher comes to town with a “filthy, fully interactive ride” through an improvised film-noir nightmare. This sort of surreal solo act is why Fringe exists.

Grim and Fischer: The wonderful Wonderheads, who swept Orlando’s Fringe awards in 2013 with their lovely Loon, are back to perform their signature show, which pits a stubborn grandma against the Grim reaper. – SK

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Lateness Even if you’ve paid for a ticket, once the doors close, you’re not getting in. Arrive at least 30 minutes before showtime and leave plenty of time to park and walk to the venue; it may be on the opposite end of the complex.

ABCs of Orlando Fringe Festival

Outdoor stage This year the outdoor stage offers even more local goodness than ever, booked by promoter Jessica Pawli, and the stage is sponsored by yours truly for the duration of the festival. Learn more about this year’s music offerings at our Orlando Music News blog on orlandoweekly.com.

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e’ve updated our annual A-to-Z (all right, B-to-W) guide to getting the most out of Fringe, which has finally spread to all four corners of Loch Haven Park. Check out show details, festival policies and venue maps at orlandofringe.org, where you can also buy tickets.

Bars and restaurants Food stalls on the Fringe Lawn include everything from carnival-style fast food to high-end treats (courtesy of “Foodies at the Fringe”) along with the ubiquitous beer tent and a full liquor bar. Beer and wine can also be bought in OMA, Orlando Shakes’ rear courtyard and the Black Venue (aka the Venue on Virginia Drive).

There are also ample opportunities to stop for a drink or a bite to eat along Orange and Mills avenues and Virginia Drive.

Bathroom Go first, because there’s no re-entry if you leave a show.

Box office There are five (Shakes, Rep, OMA, on the lawn and at the Venue on Virginia), plus you can buy tickets online.

Button The $9 button is a one-time purchase that funds Fringe’s operations – ticket sales (minus the service fee) go directly to the shows themselves. Buttons can only be purchased at a festival box office (cash

Parking Limited as always, with the Rep and Shakes only!). Without a button and a ticket, you lots sure to be filled to capacity at all will not be admitted to any show, so don’t times. Florida Hospital’s garage is free on lose it.

Saturdays, and Florida Urology Associates and Magruder Eye Institute (weekends Cash only) are open for Fringe Patrons – consult Bring it. The on-site ATM tacks on fees the map on the Fringe site. and gets cleaned out fast on weekends.

Social Cheapness Follow the festival on Facebook and It’s always free to hang out on the lawn, Twitter (@OrlandoFringe) for late-breakwhere there’s food, drink and local bands ing announcements and info. playing throughout the festival.

Venues Discounts Each venue at the Fringe has a color-coded Fringe’s discounted 10-packs of tickets name. Orange, Yellow, Pink, Brown, Blue, sold out before the Festival started this Red and Purple are all inside Orlando year, but some shows offer $2 off to stu- Shakes; Green and Silver are at the Rep; dents, seniors, military and/or theme park Gold and Bronze are at OMA. Black is at employees. The only catch is that you the Venue on Virginia Drive, and BYOV must buy your tickets in person to get the shows are held at additional nearby locasavings. tions. Make sure you leave enough time between shows if your venues are far apart Fringe Lawn (if you’re not sure, check the map on the Between the Shakes and the Rep lies a Fringe site). broad grassy swath where you’ll find the beer and wine tent, Stonewall’s full Visual Fringe liquor bar, food vendors, an ATM, a Poetry This year, the art market is hosted in the Vending Machine and a seething mass of hallways of Orlando Shakes, where you’ll theatrical humanity. find paintings, drawings, photographs, ceramics and sculptures for sale on both Help! What should I see? weekends of the festival.

Use Orlando Weekly’s reviews to plan your viewing – our critics are risking life and Weather limb to see as many shows as possible. Don’t forget: hat, sunscreen, umbrella. It Find their reviews at orlandoweekly.com will be hot and it will rain. But who cares? on The Gist, our arts and culture blog, You’ll be prepared. from May 11 forward. arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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by Faiyaz Kara

Two chefs we featured in BITE 2015 – Capa’s Tim Dacey and Marc Kusche of Hamilton’s Kitchen – team up at 6:30 p.m. today (Wednesday, May 13) for a four-course dinner with wine pairings at the Alfond Inn. Cost is $75.

Dacey will be at it again Monday, May 18, with sommelier, vineyard proprietor and James Beard Award winner Rajat Parr.

The duo pairs up for a five-course meal with wine pairings from Parr’s Domaine de la Côte and Sandhi wineries. Cost is $195.

Over at Disney’s Animal Kingdom, Harambe Market opens later this month offering park-goers African-inspired “street market” food. Expect curryflavored corndogs, spice-rubbed ribs and skewered chicken flatbread sandwiches.

South African wines, beers and beverages will also be offered. oPenInGS Blue Martini will move into Pointe Orlando sometime this month, while Canadian outfit Earls Kitchen + Bar – promising from-scratch, “area-specific” creations – will open in Blue Martini’s Millenia space in early 2016 … Another Canadian resto, Paramount Fine Foods, opens its Middle Eastern fast-casual concept this week at I-Drive 360 … In College Park, Armando’s Cucina Italiana & Pizzeria is slated to open on Edgewater Drive at the end of August, while PR’s Taco Palace promises a late-June opening … Also, College Park’s Grounding Roots juice bar is coming to Winter Park’s tony Park Avenue, with a space in the Park Plaza Gardens Hotel … Look for the third outpost of Santiago’s Bodega to open in Altamonte Springs later this summer near the I-4/State Road 434 junction … Southern Smoked Fish & Ribs has opened in the old Italian Beefstro building on Colonial Drive.

Carnal instinct Satisfy all your fleshly desires at Swine & Sons

BY FAIYAZ KARA SwIne & SonS 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park | 407-636-7601 | swineandsons.com | $$

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channel Alvy Singer every time I make the drive to Swine & Sons. Negotiating that borderline-legal left turn in the face of unyielding, sunset-blinded drivers and into a crammed and suspension-testing parking lot is as hair-raising an entrance as I care to make. And for what? Certainly not to eat a plate of mashed yeast with a flaky, androgynously dressed Annie Hall, that’s for sure. Though I suppose if any destination is worth the cost of an extra session with one’s analyst, Swine & Sons would be it.

Just entering and taking in the atmosphere at this bright sanctum of meat palliates any vehicular neuroses. Why? Dangling meats, for one. Those familiar with the work of Ravenous Pig executive chef Rhys Gawlak know he takes charcuterie and whole-animal butchery quite seriously. Gawlak is a partner at Swine & Sons (along with his wife, chef Alexia Gawlak, as well as RavPig/Cask & Larder’s James and Julie Petrakis), and the curing room you see upon entering has his stamp all over it.

To skip the charcuterie board of shaved

meats ($18) would imply you intended to enter Winter Park Cleaners next door and mistakenly passed through Swine & Sons’ doors instead. Just sampling the salumi – spicy Calabrese and nutmeg-and-clove Varzi, in particular – along with Mobay cheese and a glass of Cask & Larder’s Olde Southern Wit alone would’ve left us plenty content – that is, if it weren’t for our, umm, ravenous desire to sample more of Gawlak’s unpretentious yet sophisticated Southern fare.

I should note that Swine & Sons is more a takeout concept than a sit-down, but the interior’s homespun design doesn’t exactly motivate you to hurry on out the door – quite the opposite, in fact. Only an 8 p.m. closing time precluded us from pecking, nibbling and munching on butcher sandwiches and sides well into the night: sandwiches like the house pastrami ($9), for instance. Nothing gimmicky or gargantuan about this classic forged with brined and smoked brisket, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and mustard on marble rye. It’s as straight-up as it is succulent.

An added dimension to the side of collards ($3) came from an infusion of molasses, while an added dimension to the smoked turkey sandwich ($8) came courtesy of the inclusion of pea tendrils. They

gave the sandwich a nice earthiness. If you prefer a flavor blast to subtlety, the pimento grilled cheese ($7) with bacon and pickled green tomato combines salty, smoky and spicy elements between two richly comforting slabs of subtly sweet pain de mie.

Those four esses also find their way into the Nashville hot chicken, a regular “Blue Pig Special” ($17) that’s an absolute lip-smacker. If smoked brisket tacos are available as a BPS, I suggest putting your order in early. Other sides to consider: addictive BBQ-flavored house potato chips ($3) and a serving of beets and goat cheese ($6) – the latter more for the candied pecans than anything else.

With noted pastry maestra Alexia Gawlak in charge of desserts, you know endings will be nothing but sweet. Case in point: chocolate peanut butter whoopie pies ($3) and a textured chocolate pudding ($4) with vanilla mascarpone Chantilly cream and cocoa nibs. As a last act, peruse the provisions (caramel corn! porcini rub! Fresno hot sauce! crowlers of beer! sous-vide short rib!) and challenge yourself not to take something home with you, though you’ll get no kudos from me for resisting.

eVenTS As part of American Craft Beer Week, Orlando Brewing and the Bias Palate present a five-course beer pairing dinner 6 p.m. Friday, May 15, at Orlando Brewing; cost is $50 … Soco’s Spring Beer Dinner is May 20: Chef Greg Richie pairs a five-course meal with Goose Island beers; cost is $75 … The 23rd annual United Way Chef’s Gala, one of the marquee culinary events of the year, is Saturday, May 16. Tix are $275 per person, or $500 per couple.

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OK, we’ll grant you: Artisan’s Table is more restaurant than bar. But the cozy separate bar area deserves props all on its own. There’s a killer cocktail list and an aboveaverage bar bites menu, a good selection of wines and craft bottles for those who aren’t ready for the strong stuff, and it’s happy hour all day: four specialty cocktails plus bloodys, mimosas, sangria, and selected wine and drafts, and a special snack menu, all priced at just $5. It’s a godsend for CBD workers in search of a fun Friday lunch, downtown partiers meeting up before the night’s debauch begins, or anyone who’s sick of pairing boring-ass peanuts and wings with their thoughtfully chosen craft cocktail or Belgian sour ale.

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Pharmacy Pharmacy brings the speakeasy trend to Dr. Phillips, placing an emphasis on creativity in the kitchen, as well as behind the bar. Start with one of their many “elixirs” – stiff, handcrafted potions – before diving into such shareable options as roasted bone marrow with oxtail and ghost chili strawberry preserves or fried green tomato nuggets served over creamy corn curry. Mains vary by season, but what we ate – “bright lights” Swiss chard with sausage and pasta sleeves, and sea bass with a tableside pour of lemony Parmigiano broth – was superb. Dinner only. 8060 Via Dellagio Way, 407-985-2972; $$$$

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The Boheme Restaurant Resplendent resto in the Grand Bohemian Hotel puts the “art” back in culinary arts, both in restaurant design and chef Laurent Hollaender’s creations. Escargots de Bourgogne play up Hollaender’s French heritage, but crispy fried smelt is the superlative starter. Current seasonal mains (roasted lamb loin; Maple Leaf Farms duck breast served with starfruit, spring forest mushrooms, Swiss chard and roasted marble potatoes) impress. To end, choose Momofuku-like crack pie, no doubt. 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-581-4700; $$$$

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Capa Sexy rooftop resto at the Four Seasons shows off its style with Basque- and Spanish-inspired specialties and USDA Prime steaks. It’s hard to go wrong with any dish, but you’ll go right with a plate of acorn-fed Iberico ham and hamachi crudo to start. Succulent roast duck with braised salsify, Florida peaches and pickled mustard seed is also a must. If beef is your craving, the bone-in filet is sublime, even if it sets you back $69. Desserts are all Instagramworthy. Extensive wine list and gin menu keep patrons happy. 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; $$$$

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plated penne Palermitana, are worth seeking out, but be wary of mealy veal Siciliano and flavorless calamari steak. Hand-fashioned desserts like profiteroles and strawberry tiramisu help make dealing with service deficiencies more bearable. 400 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-960-5533; $$

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Modest joint on Curry Ford Road serves dependable pho and other Vietnamese staples. While we weren’t blown away by the bún vermicelli bowl with bland grilled pork and shrimp, the hearty beef stew banh mi served with doughy French bread and an aromatic pho tai were both stellar. A decent list of vegetarian items are offered, including fat tofu-filled spring rolls and taro-stuffed egg rolls; no desserts are offered. Open daily.

3334 Curry Ford Road, 407-930-6267; $

Boca Tampa-based boîte is the latest to make a go of this jinx spot, and does so with intermittent success. Wonderfully crisp fried green tomatoes with pimento, tomato jam and house bacon are an impressive starter, as is the farmhouse salad with greens grown right on the walls in the resto’s “vertical garden.” Pan-seared wahoo over celery puree is a hit; don’t pass up fish specials – or dessert – here. 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7022; $$$

Rome’s Flavours Roman husband and wife bring a small slice of the Eternal City to Winter Park with simple, rustic, full-flavored dishes. Rustic “paddle pizzas” served on floured cutting boards are just as delectable as the hearty potato soup and flank steak served over arugula. The focused menu also features a variety of salumi and al dente pastas.

Whatever you do, sample their gelatos, preferably in the form of an affogato. 124 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-951-8039; $$

Another Broken Egg Another Broken Egg’s menu is rooted in Cajun and Creole cookery, which means flavor, flavor and more flavor. Don’t miss the fried green tomato app or the perfectly melty lobster-and-Brie omelet. What the biscuit beignets lack in lightness, they make up for with buttery richness. A full bar slings Bloody Marys and Kahlúa-spiked coffees, and the dark roast is served in earthenware crocks; this place has charm down to a science. 430 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-790-7868; $$

The Egg and I As far as breakfast joints go, this SoDo eatery is as pedestrian as it gets. Breakfast standards and some with South-of-theBorder slants are, well, standard. Nothing particularly remarkable about the waffles, French toast, frittatas or Benedicts.

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FILM LISTINGS Welcome to Me Kristen Wiig plays a woman with borderline personality disorder who wins the lottery. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: A Little Princess When her father enlists to fight for the British in World War I, young Sara Crewe goes to New York to attend the same boarding school her late mother attended. Thursday, 8 p.m.; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

Paddington Get dinner from a food truck and enjoy a family movie about a lovable teddy bear. Friday, 8 p.m.; Bill Breeze Park, 125 N. Lakeshore Drive, Ocoee; free; ocoee.org. anime drinking night Featuring Berserk A night of randomly selected Berserk episodes with a drinking game to go along with them. Prizes will be raffled off, and each drink purchase buys you an entry. Saturday, 7 p.m.; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

FilmSlam ‘15 A monthly indie film showcase and competition open to Florida filmmakers and students. Sunday, 1 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

PITCH PERFECT 2

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Opening this week Echoes of War In this period drama, two Texas families that have been dealt a tragic hand by the Civil War respond by waging a war of their own. Against each other, we mean – not against that evil Yankee government that’s just going to wait 140 years to steal their land and lock them up inside a Walmart. Ain’t it always the way? (R) Mad Max: Fury Road Once upon a time, the big hook of seeing this thing in a theater was going to be catching your first glimpse of the trailer to Batman v. Superman. There was also a time when George Miller was going to be the director who brought the Justice League to the screen, instead of having to crawl back up the asshole of his own legacy to finally reveal what happened between Mad Max and The Road Warrior. Fury Road has Tom Hardy in a silly mask (which would have worked for The Dark Knight Rises, if not for that meddling James Eagan Holmes). It has Charlize Theron as a futuristic princess (which would have worked for Aeon Flux, if not for … well, Charlize Theron and Aeon Flux). And it has a cameo by Mel Gibson (which would have worked for the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department, if not for that whole international-banking-conspiracy thing). (R)

Pitch Perfect 2 Does it send a bad message that one of the characters in the Pitch Perfect franchise is named “Fat Amy”?

Maybe so, but it sure frees me up to summarize the whole affair as “Glee for fat people.” This time, our a cappella heroines are swimming in deeper waters (you know – just like Shelley Winters!), as they enter an international singing contest no American team has ever won. And if that doesn’t work out, there’s always marathon hot dog eating. (Hey, I didn’t start it!) (PG-13)

Held over: Welcome to Me On her way to becoming one of the Only Ghostbusters You Should Care About, Kristen Wiig keeps one foot in the waters of indie cred by starring in another honestto-goodness not-rated-by-the-MPAA indie character study.

In this one, she plays an emotionally disturbed lottery winner who starts a talk show to broadcast her personal business to the world. Yep, it’s The Oprah Story. Can’t wait to hear how Wiig pulls off the voice. (Early Oscar buzz: a Best Supporting nom for Bill Hader, as Steadman.) (NR)

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Far from the madding blockbuster hardy romance is a welcome, though slight, respite from Cgi action By ca m e r o n me i e r

Far From the Madding Crowd

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In rural southern England, the young Bathsheba Everdene has just transitioned from farmhand to a woman of wealth and power thanks to the inheritance of her uncle’s estate. But, belying its title, this is a story not of peaceful country living, but of Bathsheba’s frenzied struggles to keep

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her farm afloat amid fires and storms of both literal and romantic kinds. For she is pursued by three vastly different suitors: William Boldwood, the wealthy and mature landowner; Frank Troy, the dashing but selfish military sergeant; and Gabriel Oak, the kind and loyal, but poor, shepherd. And equally prominent are two additional struggles, those of class and gender inequalities in the late 19th century.

Obsessing over plot differences between novel and films is a trivial exercise. Only slightly more absurd would be a comparison of Hardy’s novel to the 1751 Thomas Gray poem that inspired it. If you want the novel, read the novel, but if you want a visual representation of the mood, themes and spirit of the book, pick a flick.

The new version, directed by Thomas Vinterberg (co-founder of Dogme95 and the director of The Hunt), is a competent production that hits many right notes, particularly in the first half, thanks to its sweeping vistas and nice pacing. It stars Carey Mulligan, who can’t match Christie’s beauty or screen presence but does bring

a new self-assured, liberated quality to the role. Backing her up are Michael Sheen as William, Matthias Schoenaerts as Gabriel and Tom Sturridge as Frank. Yet only Sheen (The Queen, Frost/Nixon) captures the requisite passion and heartbreak. In contrast, Schoenaerts carries a coldness and muddled dialect that keep his character at a distance, while Sturridge rarely connects, perhaps partially because of faults in editing or David Nicholls’ screenplay. Alan Bates’ performance as Gabriel in the older version wasn’t necessarily stronger than Schoenaerts’, but he did have help from Frederic Raphael’s script and the superb Terence Stamp as Frank.

Though both films stray from the novel and offer fascinatingly different interpretations of characters’ relationships, it’s the three-hour 1967 adaptation, complete with overture and intermission, that stays truer to Hardy while delivering a grander, more sensual, more heartrending experience. Though the two-hour Vinterberg film manages a subtler, more effective ending, it rushes its second half to fit its two-hour runtime, thereby keeping us on the emotional periphery, content to watch rather than becoming immersed.

Still, the current Crowd, which is a nice diversion from the summer’s CGI extravaganza, should be a crowd pleaser. I even heard audience members at the screening I attended proclaim, in disgustingly non19th-century speak, “It’s awesome!” Ah, the madding crowd. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Night Demon Rock and heavy metal purists, don’t miss this ripping Ventura three-piece that kicks and thrashes in exaggerated fist-pumping fashion.

7 p.m. Wednesday, May 13, at Backbooth, $8-$10

Strung Out SoCal punks Strung Out have been stringing along devoted fans for ages with their well-known melodic hardcore ways that keep right on reeling on this year’s Transmission. Alpha. Delta – the band’s first release in six years.

7 p.m. Thursday, May 14, at the Social, $18-$20

Pulling strings

the best representations of its high-octane, old-time string band style.

Remedy is a rich musical and lyrical ride, From Doc Watson discovering the band to Bob Dylan ranging from fun (and sometimes funny) co-writing songs, Old Crow Medicine Show gets boosts romps like “Brushy Mountain Conjugal Trailer,” “S**t Creek” and “8 Dogs 8 Banjos” by following their roots to weightier tunes like “Dearly Departed

BY AlAN ScullEY Friend” (which touches on the emotional career and helped fans everywhere learn damage done during a soldier’s time in the old Crow MedICIne SHow with the devil about the roots of string band music and its service) and “Firewater” (a co-write with Makes Three 7 p.m. Thursday, May 14 | OCMS guitarist Critter Fuqua that looks influence on country, folk and bluegrass.

House of Blues, 1490 E. Lake Buena Vista The next key break for Old Crow came into the depths of alcoholism).

Drive, Lake Buena Vista | 407-934-2583 | Perhaps most notably, there’s a second in 2004, with the release of O.C.M.S. on hob.com/orlando | $30 Dylan/Secor co-write, “Sweet Amarillo.” established label Nettwerk Records.

The album contained “Wagon Wheel,” a This time, though, Dylan specifically sent decade and a half ago, Old Crow song Bob Dylan started but didn’t finish for a fragment of the song (which also came Medicine Show got its first big the soundtrack of the 1973 film Pat Garrett from the Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid sesbreak from one of the band’s big- and Billy the Kid. Secor heard the partial sions) to Secor to finish.

Secor turned the song into a classic counsong on a Dylan bootleg, and at age 17, gest musical heroes, Doc Watson. try waltz, sent a demo of what Old Crow Watson’s daughter happened upon the wrote verses to complete the song.

Despite getting next to no radio play, did with the song to Dylan and waited group playing on a street corner in Boone, North Carolina, one day in 2000. She the Old Crow version of “Wagon Wheel” anxiously to hear back from the legendary thought her father would like Old Crow’s caught on and became a signature song songwriter.

Dylan responded that he liked the song, rollicking brand of old-time string band for the group. It gradually amassed sales music and returned with him an hour later. and downloads that topped the 1 million but suggested replacing a harmonica with Right then and there, Watson offered mark in 2013. By that time, Darius Rucker fiddle and moving the chorus – two changOld Crow Medicine Show a performance (Hootie & the Blowfish) had covered es that Secor felt greatly improved the song.

“It was really amazing to get his [feedslot at Merlefest, the popular North “Wagon Wheel” and taken the song to the Carolina music festival named for his son, top of the country singles chart in May back],” Secor says. “That he would come Merle, an acclaimed guitarist and folk art- 2013. Secor is still amazed at the journey back with his quill and make a few marks in the margins, I really felt the stewardship ist in his own right, who died in 1985 in an the song has taken.

“It’s pretty rare to have something like there. I really felt like the apprentice.” accident on the family farm.

Now Old Crow Medicine Show is on tour, “When we were discovered by Doc that happen, particularly now with the Watson on the street corner, we were play- business, it’s so hard to break into the sharing their sound and songs with audiing in the same spot where Doc Watson business,” says Secor (who plays fiddle, ences and hoping to spur fans to explore played when he was 23 – 50 years before harmonica and banjo in Old Crow). “And other string bands.

“We’re really playing the new material that, the same spot, same side of the street, then a big star like Darius picks it up and same corner,” says Ketch Secor, a founding it gets another 4 million sales, that’s unbe- and we’re really playing our original songs,” Secor says. “That’s the primary focus of lievable.” member of Old Crow.

There have been a few bumps for Old the set. It’s things off of Remedy and also, Old Crow played Merlefest that year, and the appearance helped give the group Crow along the way – the biggest being at this point we have five studio albums (which last July released a new album, a near breakup in 2011. But the group out, so there’s quite a catalog to draw from.

Remedy) a foundation. And Watson, who took a hiatus and returned with renewed It’s been really fun to go back and dust off died in 2012, would surely be proud of vigor – releasing two albums, Carry Me songs from 10 or 12 years ago and give them what Old Crow has accomplished since Back (2012) and Remedy (2014), which are a little bit of new life.” then. The group has steadily grown its widely seen as the band’s finest efforts and music@orlandoweekly.com

Built to Spill Speaking of releasing their first record in six years, Built to Spill unleashed Untethered Moon and somehow made it feel like they never left us, charging back with weirdo guitar antics and intensely thoughtful lyrics.

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Young Buck reunited with G-Unit last year after six years of scuffling, releasing a mixtape, Before the Beast, between the hiphop group’s two bounce-back EPs. 9 p.m. Saturday, May 16, at Venue 578, $15

Dromes DJ Set Yo. It’s ya boy, Dromes. Also known as Chandler Strang, the catchy electronic producer and songwriter behind bands like Saskatchewan and Case Work. And he wants to make your Sunday a little more smoove.

10 p.m. Sunday, May 17, at Lil Indies, free

Jim Ivy Tangled Bell Ensemble Local musician Jim Ivy makes a musical mess with a hand-picked, eclectic range of musicians with varied influences. His vision forces the disparate pieces to co-exist in an exciting display of improvisation that seeks beauty in creating conflict.

7 p.m. Monday, May 18, at Gallery at Avalon Island, free

Alkaline Trio Nobody does revival tours quite like Alkaline Trio, who bashes in the brains of retrospective full-album performances with this month’s showcase of all eight records over four days. This show kicks it off.

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The Fleshtones

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The blockbuster this week,

of course, was the big Neutral Milk Hotel show (May 5, the Beacham). The quickly sold-out event was really more of a historical event than a concert.

Despite a lean oeuvre, Neutral Milk Hotel has cemented its place as one of the best, most defining acts of the legendary Elephant 6 collective, a status that’s gained even more height after the fact.

Now add the weight of this touring swan dive they’re currently on.

When reclusive band brain Jeff Mangum played to a capacity crowd in this same big venue in 2013, it was in the swing of a gradual return to the stage that would culminate in the announcement of a full Neutral Milk Hotel reunion three months later. Now it’s the farewell to that unlikely dream since this is being billed by the band as their final tour, a last hurrah that concludes this summer.

Fever (doubled by reunion hype and last-chance urgency) and enchantment (the inevitable effect of their strikingly enigmatic psych-pop) defined this show.

It didn’t always sound great, with some of the more boisterous songs suffering from sonic cloudiness. But it felt great. It was a moment in history, one so self-cognizant that a funny flurry of crowd-surfing broke out during a solo acoustic song in the final stretch of the show. And so they rode out of this town to deafening applause and into the otherworldly ether from which they sprung.

Making a good case that age is just a human concept, these warhorses lit up the house.

THE BEAT

More than just a night of rock & roll, this was a night of true belief (May 3, Will’s Pub). And pound for pound, it was one of the best nights I’ve attended in a long time.

Few living bands have kept the garagerock flame alive as long as Queens cult heroes the Fleshtones, who’ve been carrying the torch since the ’70s. Making a good case that age is just a human concept, these warhorses lit up the house.

Although they’re still lively onstage, the physical energy they incited on the floor was the real proof of rock & roll’s eternal virility.

Of similar and even more purist heart was Orlando opener the Empyres. For scene newcomers unaware of the hibernating act, they’re a traditional garage-rock band whose membership boasts heavy local cred in groups like Fantasie and the Hate Bombs (perhaps the all-time kings of Orlando garage rock). No one’s seen them play in forever because they haven’t played in years – five, to be exact. So it was a nice surprise to see that whatever rust they had was eclipsed by their shine.

Believers don’t get any truer than frontman

Dave Ewing when it comes to garage rock, and the man’s fire hasn’t dimmed a lick.

Ewing actually recounted a very interesting and deep bit of Orlando music trivia where, in a crazy whirlwind of panic and hustle, the Empyres basically rescued what would’ve otherwise been an aborted Fleshtones show in 2010 by becoming Peter Zaremba’s impromptu backup band (which you can read about in my June 24, 2010, column). It’s a great story that I almost forgot about, so I’m glad Ewing retold it. And because of the fateful intersections of that night and this, the Empyres brought up two of the Fleshtones – Zaremba and Keith Streng – to rock a song with them.

Finally, we also got Orlando heirs apparent the Woolly Bushmen, who chose this big show as their LP release event for Sky Bosses, a record that reflects their widening rule of rock & roll beyond frat rock. They were by far the babies of the bill, but these young guys are doing that great classic stuff with the kind of authenticity, verve and original wildness that would make the old guys cry. To really, ahem, blow out the occasion, they had special guest Jim Ivy on sax. By now, the Bushmen are very well-known in the area for their rubber-burning prowess. Among insiders, however, the common refrain is that they should be bigger. With the way they’ve been going – harder, hotter and headlong – it’s only a matter of time. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Since going solo in 2007, ex-DriveBy Trucker and Alabama son Jason Isbell has become one of the most nuanced and critically lauded voices in alternative country, well on his way to genre-legend status. With patient craftsmanship, he paints his elegant, hued pathos across country, Southern rock, Muscle Shoals soul and blues in thoughtful, atmospheric strokes. With a touch that doesn’t simply traverse but rather turns over the soil in the roads he travels, he’s forged a dimensional sound that draws from these deep, sweet wells with ease and gravitas.

This show comes in advance of the July 17 release of his anticipated fifth album, Something More Than Free. Fattening up the bill even more, the special opening guest is none other than the Hold Steady frontman Craig Finn, whose solo material channels his ever-literary style into more rural pursuit. – Bao Le-Huu

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rocks or mixed: However you prefer to take your pop-skull, there’ll be a representative at this swanky party to educate your tastebuds on new and unique brown spirits from around the globe. And to help keep your blood alcohol regulated, there’ll be sophisticated hors d’oeuvres to munch between sips. Also, if you are the best friend ever, there’s a special deal for you: cheap tickets for designated drivers! Just $10 advance or $15 at the door to be a mensch. Or splash out like a boss and spring for VIP: You get entry an hour early and access to an exclusive hangout. – Jessica Bryce Young 7-11 p.m. | Cheyenne Saloon at Church Street Station, 127 W. Church St. | 407-377-0400 | whiskeybusinessorlando.com | $35-$65

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Last year’s Dancin’ With Wolves demonstrated an unexpected calm amid the notoriously relentless ruckus of Nashville country punks Natural Child.

This may have mildly disturbed longtime fans who didn’t anticipate the tides to shift so suddenly in only one album’s time. But what’s more likely is it widened the eyes of squinting stoners who never planned to party so hard with a pedal steel. While the record can be (and has often been) described as more subdued and is definitely crudely rootsy, it’s not like the band did an about-face and forgot how to rev up a room. It is released on trendsetting label Burger Records, which likes their artists just a little on the trashy side. – Ashley Belanger with Faux Ferocious, Golden Pelicans | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $8-$10

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We’re pretty sure the lyrics to the Stranglers’ 1981 single “Golden Brown” (“Golden brown, texture like sun … Never a frown with golden brown”) are not about whiskey. It’s generally accepted wisdom that they were singing about a different mind-altering brown substance – an illegal one – but they could just as easily have been referring to that nectar whose name comes from the Irish phrase uisce beatha, which translates literally to “water of life.” Whiskey is undergoing a renaissance right now, with craft distilleries popping up everywhere you look.

Why, Central Florida even has two of its own – Palm Ridge Reserve and Winter Park Distilling Co. Irish whiskey, Scotch whisky, bourbon, rye or white dog; neat, EVENTS

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Arab Fest Organized by the Arab American Community Center of Florida, this Arab Fest is one of the biggest Arab cultural festivals in the state, but you don’t have to be an Arab to enjoy it. Check out traditional and contemporary musical performances at the Walt Disney Amphitheater while sampling falafel, hummus and shawarma from vendors. Look for the hookah tent if you need a shady spot to get out of the heat, but be sure to get up in time for the belly dancing exhibition. – Thaddeus McCollum EVENTS

noon-7 p.m. | Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave. | 407-985-4550 | festivalarab.org

Orlando Indie Tabletop Showcase EVENTS Though once relegated to the realm of nerdy esoterica, independent board games have made headway into the popular consciousness thanks to fun-asshit games like Catan and Cards Against Humanity. For this event at the Geek Easy, you’ll get to try out new games from local designers hoping to have the next breakout hit. Six games are scheduled to be presented at this session, including 7 & 7, a card game based around the seven deadly sins, and Against the Legends, a hybrid dice and card game with role-playing aspects. Play all six, then give feedback to the designers so they can make their games even more fun. If you think you can design a better game, Peachstate Hobby Distribution will be on hand to provide information on how to get your game to market. – TM

noon-8 p.m. | The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park | facebook.com/thegeekeasy

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While the grittiest figures in hiphop are so persuasive it seems undeniable they were born to be in the game, the case of rapper Cory Gunz is a little more literal. The son of Peter Gunz (half of ’90s hip-hop duo Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz), Cory Gunz thrives off his rapid flow, which seems a God-given thing, and the fact that it quickly caught the attention of Young Money savior Lil Wayne seems equally as natural. Fans have been making due with mixtapes (many self-released), with

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later ones featuring flashy guest appearances by bigger guns (Busta Rhymes, Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J). But the hype and promise of the rapper’s debut LP this year could raise his profile even higher than his sixepisode stint starring on MTV reality show Son of a Gun did in 2011. Catch him at Backbooth before he explodes, because judging by his determined ascent, Cory Gunz is a sure shot. – AB

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ConCerts/events Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Kevin Hardy 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Nico & Vinz, Jason French, SirenXX 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $14.25-$16; 407-934-2583.

Night Demon, American Party Machine, Lacerate, Arakara, Unsung Destroyer 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$10; 407-999-2570.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Guerilla Toss, Neat Freak, Man’s Trash 10 pm; The Space, 1206 E. Colonial Drive.; $5.

Roddy Radiation (of the Specials), the Slackers, the Duppies, Control This!

7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $16$18; 407-246-1419.

Save the Radio, Halo Milo, Elevators 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Torque: Coffey & eRok, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-4032938.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

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Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $30-$34; 407-934-2583.

Nickel Beer Night 5-9 pm; Big Belly Brewery, 33 W. Church St.; free; 407-649-4270.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Orange Blossom Jamboree: The Heavy Pets, Cope, Come Back Alice and more Sertoma Music Ranch, 85 Myers Road, Brooksville; $74-$100.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

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ConCerts/events Chasing Jonah, Foxy Lady Williams 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Old Crow Medicine Show, the Devil Makes Three

Post Malone 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$40; 407-999-2570.

Rockin’ the Seventies 7:30 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $10-$25; 407-949-4000.

Seven Lions 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407-872-0066.

Strung Out, Red City Radio, La Armada 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18$20; 407-246-1419.

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Talk Yo Shit! Presents: The Shitshow The monthly mobile dance night with our favorite name tests out a new location this week.

Rechristening the Patio as “the Shit House,” Fiona Trapple and Big Grape bring their boozy, booty-rockin’ dance party just a few yards north of their previous home at the Social. It wouldn’t be a Talk Yo Shit night without cheap drinks, but get there before 11 p.m. to avoid a $5 cover. 10 p.m. Thursday; The Patio, 14A W. Washington St.; free-$5; facebook.com/talkyoshitorlando Schizandra Bottle Release Longwood’s Hourglass Brewery is finally starting to put their delicious beers in bottles, and their first release, Schizandra, sounds like a doozy. A Belgian quadrupel aged in bourbon barrels over tart cherries, this beer weighs in at a hefty 10.5 percent ABV. Stick around later in the evening for progressive metal from Infinite Earths, the Killing Hours and Cave of Swimmers. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Saturday; The Hourglass Brewery, 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; $20 per bottle; thehourglassbrewery.com

The Copper Rocket Relaunch Party In a surprisingly fast turnaround, the Copper Rocket, which closed in March, is set to reopen under new ownership this weekend. A new food menu, an upgraded interior, and a large beer and wine selection are promised, so it may be worth traveling up to Maitland to welcome back this local favorite. 4 p.m. Saturday; The Copper Rocket, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; copperrocketpub.com

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Anime Drinking Night Featuring Berserk If getting competitively hammered while watching anime about an orphaned mercenary in a medieval fantasy setting sounds like a good time, you’re in luck. The Geek Easy has designed a drinking game around the classic anime series Berserk that involves taking a drink every time the lead character guts or kills someone. For those who don’t want to die, you can also just drink any time there’s a scene where anyone is killed. You’ll still get plenty drunk. Episodes are chosen randomly, so you may want to acquaint yourself with the plot before heading to this. Dress as your favorite character to enter a special raffle for prizes. 7 p.m. Saturday; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; facebook.com/thegeekeasy

Brandon Flowers Aug. 18 at the Beacham Alkaline Trio, May 19-22 at the Social Steve Earle & the Dukes, May 23 at the Plaza Live Dragonforce, Kamelot, May 23 at House of Blues Melt Banana, May 28 at Backbooth Saigon Kick, May 30 at the Social The Business, June 3 at Backbooth Blueprint, June 4 at the Social New Kids on the Block, June 5 at Amway Arena Third Eye Blind and Dashboard Confessional, June 5 at House of Blues Turbo Fruits, June 5 at Will’s Pub Guantanamo Baywatch, June 7 at Will’s Pub Charli XCX, June 12 at the Beacham

The Rolling Stones, June 12 at the Citrus Bowl Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October, June 13 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts The War on Drugs, June 17 at the Beacham Cory Branan, June 19 at Will’s Pub Murder Junkies, June 20 at Backbooth Ceremony, Tony Molina, June 23 at the Social Juicy J, June 26 at Venue 578 Say Anything, June 30 at House of Blues Black Tusk, July 2 at Will’s Pub Warped Tour, July 5 at Tinker Field Mewithoutyou, July 5 at the Social Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham

Hollywood Ending, July 12 at the Social

Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham

Motion City Soundtrack, July 17 at the Beacham

Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live

Round Eye, July 18 at Will’s Pub Lord Huron, July 21 at the Beacham Sealion, July 23 at Will’s Pub Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts 311, July 26 at Hard Rock Live Authority Zero, July 30 at West End Trading Company Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live Colbie Caillat, Aug. 8 at House of Blues The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues

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Spooky Empire’s Mayhem e v e n ts Not content to wait for Halloween, Spooky Empire, the folks behind the annual Ultimate Horror Weekend convention every fall, throw a smaller bash every May. This year, you can meet-and-greet with veteran horror actors like Brad Dourif (Child’s Play, The Lord of the Rings), Tom Skerritt (Alien, Top Gun) or Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters).

Nearly half of the titular cast from American Horror Story: Freak Show are scheduled to attend as well. In between standing in line to snap selfies with celebs, browse Halloween Extreme’s selection of movie-quality props and effects to find the perfect accouterments for your next horror-themed party – or your living room if that’s how you roll.

And just like at any con, there will be tons and tons of stuff to buy, so budget ahead of time and bring cash. – TM

noon Friday, 11 a.m. Saturday, 10 a.m. Sunday | The Doubletree by Hilton, 5780 Major Blvd. | 954-258-7852 | spookyempire.com

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Talk Yo Shit Presents: The Shitshow 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free-$5; 407-354-1577.

Zach Deputy, That Guy 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $9-$12; 407-322-7475.

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All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Naked Thursdays 10 pm; Shakai, 43 E. Pine St.; contact for price; 321-332-5749.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

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Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John ; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670.

Grupo Niche 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $65; 407-934-2583.

House It Up: DJ Robby Clark, Mathew Scot, Lola B. 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

Howling Midnight, Wild Flyer, Hazardous Folk 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Sykosis, (de)Absolve, Thicket, Funeral for a Clown, Embrace the Pain 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $8-$10; 407-322-7475.

Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Jason Isbell, Craig Finn 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50$39.50; 407-228-1220.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Life on the Sideline, Shine, Wish Around, Adult Life 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $5-$10; 407-730-3999.

Friday Night Ladies Night 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; contact for price; 407-849-5200.

Natural Child, Faux Ferocious, Golden Pelicans 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Friday Night’s Patio Party 9 pm-3:30 am; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

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ConCerts/events ARK, Pleasures, Harum Scarum, Tiger Fawn 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-228-0804.

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Orange Blossom Jamboree: The Heavy Pets, Cope, Come Back Alice and more Sertoma Music Ranch, 85 Myers Road, Brooksville; $74-$100.

Built to Spill, Wooden Indian Burial Ground, Clarke and the Himselfs 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

Positive Chaos, Brent Byrd 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Chelsea Grin, the Word Alive, Like Moths to Flames, Sylar, the Knowing Within 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $18; 407-999-2570.

Rockin’ the Seventies 7:30 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $10$25; 407-949-4000.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday, May 16

ConCerts/events The Appleseed Collective, the Firewater Tent Revival, the Getbye 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7.

Borgeous 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15; 407-504-7699.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $4; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $17-$20; 407-322-7475.

Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

I’m an Intestine, Neat Freak, Ad Nauseum, reallyweirdperson 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104.

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Mae, Mike Mains, All Get Out, the Branches 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $17-$19; 407-934-2583.

ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Orange Blossom Jamboree: The Heavy Pets, Cope, Come Back Alice and more Sertoma

Framing Hanley, Heartist, the Knowing Within, Don’t Cry It’s Friday, Levity, That Guy 6 pm;

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Cory Gunz, G-Live, Sir Trap, Florida’s Finest Family, ZWillz 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570.

Courtyard Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes, Doug Deming & the Jewel Tones, Little Mike & the Tornadoes 2-8 pm; Mount Dora Area Chamber of Commerce, 341 Alexander St., Mount Dora; free.

Dendera Bloodbath, Fiver’s Stereo, Obelisque, Hell Garbage, Windsor’s Ghost, Bacon Grease, Pig Shrapnel 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104.

Ed Kowalczyk Performs Throwing Copper Unplugged 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$35; 407-228-1220.

Josh Wink, John Debo, MoN 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419.

The Killing Hours, Moirae, Infinite Earths 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

The Maine, Real Friends, Knuckle Puck, the Technicolors 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-648-8363.

Orange Blossom Jamboree: The Heavy Pets, Cope, Come Back Alice and more Sertoma Music Ranch, 85 Myers Road, Brooksville; $74-$100.

The Phoenix Underground Pre-Grand Opening 10 pm; Epic, 57 W. Pine St.; contact for price; 407-367-9789.

The Temptations 4 pm; The Magnolia House at Trilogy Orlando, 100 Falling Acorn Ave., Groveland; $35-$65; 1.866.977.6849.

Worhol, Embrace the Pain, Markradonn, Cultellarii, Urn 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $5-$10; 407-730-3999.

Young Buck, Los Ghost, Dub-T, Day Day, Nyquil3 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-872-0066.

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Music Ranch, 85 Myers Road, Brooksville; $74-$100.

Southern Fried Sunday: Amigo the Devil, Stephen Rock, Shotgun Betty, KOAD, Sean Mager 5:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Make It Rain The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Sunday Night Special with DJ Preston Rockwell III 4 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

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ConCerts/events The In-Between Series: Jim Ivy Tangled Bell Ensemble 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; donations accepted.

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Nadeem’s Cheap Night With the Wildtones 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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ConCerts/events 20 Watt Tombstone, Bear in the Woods, Johnny Knuckles 8-11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Alkaline Trio 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

This Legend, Stanley and the Search, Dear You, Bad Luck 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

Twisted Tuesday With the Welzeins, Twigs and Public Sound Collective 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

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Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

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Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Barefoot in the Park Neil Simon’s classic play about newlyweds in New York. Pretty much the original version of Dharma & Greg. Friday, 8 pm, Saturday-Sunday, 2 pm; IceHouse Theatre, 1100 N. Unser St., Mount Dora; $9.50-$19.50; 352-383-4616; icehousetheatre.com.

Disney’s Beauty And The Beast Stage version of the classic Disney musical.

Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm and Sunday, 1 & 6:30 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75$108.75; drphillipscenter.org.

Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival A week and a half of theater, music, comedy, burlesque and more, all occurring in and around Loch Haven Park. Starts Wednesday, through May 25; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free-$90; 407246-2283; orlandofringe.org.

ComEdy Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Gabriel Iglesias A mixture of storytelling, parodies, characters and sound effects that bring his personal experiences to life. Saturday, 7:30 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $41-$77; 407823-6006; cfearena.com.

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Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

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Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; www.sleuths.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; www.sleuths.com.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

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Opens Saturday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Home Travelers Show A collective art and performance show revolving around the theme of home. Thursday, 5-11 pm; The Current Galleries, 202 E. First St., Sanford; free.

Continuing tHis week Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken.

Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Art that examines race and media. Through July 28; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse A representative group of the lovely gifts that survive from the Morse-Genius wedding, includ-

ing Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver.

Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Clyde Butcher: Nature’s Places of Spiritual Sanctuary Photographs from the Ansel Adams of the Everglades.

Through Saturday; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Departures A juried exhibition that highlights photography by recent graduates of the Daytona State College photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Jim Leatherman’s Greatest Hits Photo Retrospective 1984-2014 A photography retrospective documenting 30 years of music history.

Through Thursday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Lifelines An exhibit that showcases local talent and their unique interpretations of the connections we celebrate with family and our planet.

Through July 16; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407203-3891; thaipurplecafe.com.

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Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night.

This is not an open mic.

Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy.

explores detailed, emotional and macabre imagery. Opens Wednesday, 6 pm; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

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Liz Gibson alt_space Exhibition Jacksonville artist Liz Gibson combines the mediums of video, art performance, and installation. Saturdays, 11 am-3 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

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The Naysayer Presents The Understory Micron pen-onBristol board illustrations of small animals, insects and mollusks cavorting. Through June 5; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

New Refractions The show features art by New York artist Andréa Stanislav, who creates collages out of bright colors, glitter and refractive film. The final products look something like shimmery, shiny explosions of color and

images that top even the most retina-searing Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper. Ongoing, 6-9 pm; Twelve21 Gallery, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-9824357; twelve21gallery.com.

working in the style of New American Realism. Through June 7; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Peace Out Peter Van Flores’ final art show in the Orlando area before he begins a residency in Northern California. Through Wednesday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407648-7060; redefinegallery.com.

Rediscovering Byron Browne Works from one of the pioneers of Cubism, Surrealism and Abstract styles of painting.

Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures composed of painted conceptual shapes made from welded steel.

Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Real Lives: Observations and Reflections by Dale Kennington Show by contemporary painter

Rob Reedy: Three This exhibit takes the viewer on a virtual journey through Reedy’s solid awareness of his past and present and his interpretation of the world. Through June 30; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407682-5343; thewhitewall.com.

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Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. The finely crafted objects on view can be appreciated both individually and in the context of the museum’s entire collection. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Snap! Orlando Presents: You Are Here Monthlong art festival comprised of exhibitions, lectures, experimental media and workshops that compel audiences to celebrate place and community building, while showcasing the energized core of Orlando’s thriving arts and culture movement. Through May 31; multiple locations; free$85; snapyouarehere.com.

Structure & Perspective Examines the intersection of organic and manmade forms such as those found in the distinction of body forms and building forms. ThursdaysSaturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

UCF Thesis Exhibition Thesis photography portfolios from seniors graduating from UCF’s BS in photography program.

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Women and Abstraction A decades-spanning exhibit of abstract works by female artists. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

You Are Here: All About Warhol A comprehensive look at the photography of William John Kennedy, Christopher Makos and Paul Solberg and their relationship with Andy Warhol. Through June 21; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-8964231; snapyouarehere.com.

You Are Here: Native Contemporary photography about Native Orlando that is professional, engaging and thought-provoking.

Through May 30; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

EvEnTs Alive After 5 Recurring monthly street party located in historic Downtown Sanford. Thursday, 5-8 pm; Downtown Sanford, East First Street and South Park Avenue, Sanford; free.

Arab Fest Performers, vendors, food and entertainment celebrating Central Florida’s Arab community and heritage. Sunday, 12-7 pm;

Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; festivalarab.org.

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market held rain or shine in the parking lot of Stardust Video & Coffee.

Features local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Blessing of the Bicycles A blessing for riders and bicyclists followed by a moment of silence to remember departed cyclists. Sunday, 11:30 am; Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 1603 E. Winter Park Road; free; emmanuelepiscopal.net.

Cruisin’ in the Edgewood District Classic cars cruise through Edgewood on Orange and Hansel avenues. Live music by Lucy Iris. Thursday, 6-8 pm; Edgewood City Hall, 405 Larue Ave.; free.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

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pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-802-4800; obliviontaproom.com.

Heart of Florida United Way Chef’s Gala Heart of Florida United Way Chef’s Gala features cuisine from more than 20 of Central Florida’s top chefs, along with fine wine pairings, live music and a silent auction. This is United Way’s largest fundraiser for education, income, health and basic needs programs, which serve thousands of Central Floridians.

Saturday; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; $275; 407-429-2129; hfuw.org.

Highland Games 2.0 Sample Highland Brewing’s best beers and participate in highlandthemed games. Trophies given to the winners of both mens and womens divisions.

Sunday, 1 pm; The Thirsty Topher, 1609 Alden Road; free.

Leadership Winter Park 25th Anniversary Gala Anniversary gala with a silent auction for one-of-a-kind leadership experiences. Friday, 6 pmmidnight; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $75-$1,000; 407-9988090; winterpark.org.

Liquid Education Learn how to make beer. Tastings and lunch included in price. Saturday, 10 am-1 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $25; 407-8721117; orlandobrewing.com.

Orange Blossom Jubilee A catered dinner, live and silent auctions, entertainment and appearances from local celebrity guests. Winter Park Day Nursery’s largest annual fundraiser and a critical source of support for their mission of providing affordable, high-

quality childcare that supports family diversity. Saturday, 6-10 pm; Interlachen Country Club, 2245 Interlachen Court, Winter Park; $100; 407-647-0505; winterparkdaynursery.org.

Orlando Art & Wellness Expo Features more than 100 artists, crafters and wellness vendors, color therapy yoga, art workshops, a community mural, music, raffles and giveaways, demos, guest speakers and more. Saturday, 12-6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-451-6186.

Orlando Farmers Market Shop for veggies, jerky or handmade goods while sipping on bottomless mimosas.

Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

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Orlando Indie Tabletop Showcase Try six locallyproduced tabletop games and give feedback directly to the designers. Sunday, 12-8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Out & Equal Greater Orlando Launch Party Official launch party for Out & Equal featuring complimentary hors d’oeuvres, guest speakers and a cash bar. Tuesday, 6-8 pm; Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-3139000; outandequal.org.

The Reunion Part 2 White Party High school and collegiate alumni party.

Saturday, 9 pm; Soiree Event & Conference Center, 6394 Silver Star Road; $8-$200.

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Spooky Empire Mayhem Spooky Empire partners with Halloween Extreme on celebrity meet and greets, a tattoo festival, costume contests, live performances and more.

Friday, 5-10 pm, Saturday, 11 am-7 pm and Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; DoubleTree Hotel, 5780 Major Blvd.; $45-$65; 954-2587852; spookyempire.com.

Star Wars Weekends Star Wars characters and celebrities take over Hollywood Studios. Friday-Sunday; Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

UCP 60th Anniversary Picnic Fun, games and entertainment to honor the 60th anniversary of UCP. Saturday, 10 am-1 pm; Barnett Park, 4801 W. Colonial Drive; free; ucpcfl.org.

Viva la Musica Latin festival with live music and more Saturdays; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613; seaworldorlando.com.

Whiskey Business Sample your way across continents to discover the best in scotches, bourbons and whiskeys - from locally produced bourbons to single malts, and from small batches to single grains.

Light bites from area kitchens provided. Friday, 7-10 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $35-$65; 407-839-3000; whiskeybusinessorlando.com.

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

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Schizandra Bottle Release Hourglass releases its first bottled beer, Schizandra, a bourbon barrel-aged cherry Belgian quad. Saturday, 11 am; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; $20; 407-719-9874; thehourglassbrewery.com.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops.

Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

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Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-656-0713; orlandofoodtours.com.

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Dora and Diego: Let’s Explore! The exhibit features beloved characters Dora and Diego from Nickelodeon’s hit preschool series Dora the Explorer and Go, Diego, Go!, along with their friends Boots, Map, Backpack, Isa, Tico, and of course Swiper, now in their own exhibit for preschoolers to explore as they learn and play along. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $19; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Eco-Tour: Mead Botanical Gardens Learn about the rich ecology of Mead Garden from John Nico, the director of operations. Friday, 9-11 am; Mead Garden, 1300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; free; 407623-3342; meadgardens.org.

Long Way to the Top: Hard Rock in Orlando 1977-1985 The exhibition narrates a unique era in Orlando history, when the greatest names in pop, rock, and heavy metal came to the City Beautiful to record and perform. Through May 31; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

Nerd Nite Orlando XXVII: Smart & Stupid, Imperial Impersonator and Failing at Math An evening of entertaining and thought-provoking talks across many disciplines – all while the audience drinks along in a casual bar atmosphere. Thursday, 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

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CiviCs Hands Across the Land Get together with other environmentalists and hold hands to protest fracking. Saturday, 11:30 am-12:30 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; handsacrossthesand.org.

Orlando Remembers Al Nakba Fundraiser for Palestine’s Children Relief Fund to commemorate the forced expulsion of 700,000 Palestinians in 1948. Thursday, 7 pm; International Palms Resort, 6515 International Drive; $25; pcrf-sponsorship.net.

LiTErary Di-Verse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407362-1864; dandelion communitea.com.

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es. Sunday, 5:30-6:30 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283.

Fringe Toast-Off 2015 Annual toasting competition. Sunday, 9-10 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283.

Gene Baur Signing President of Farm Sanctuary and author of recently released Living the Farm Sanctuary Life. Friday, 7 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; bookmarkitorlando.com.

Kyle Prue Q&A Author of the acclaimed YA fantasy novel The Sparks. Wednesday, 6:30-8 pm; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; free; 407697-1261; writersatelier.com.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

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Shannon Miller Signing Shannon Miller, former Olympic gymnast and author tours the country with the release of her memoir Tuesday, 7 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; bookmarkitorlando.com.

There Will Be Madness Fringe flash fiction competition. Sunday, 8 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283.

FamiLy Shrek: The Musical The musical story of an ogre and his ass.

Based on the hit film. Saturdays, Sundays, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $18; 407-8967365; orlandorep.com.

sporTs Downtown South Spring Shuffle Get to know your Downtown South neighbors at this fun spring shuffleboard tournament. Wednesday, 6-8 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; $25; 407-246-2637.

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Get Your Rear In Gear 5K run/ walk for colon cancer awareness. Sunday; Bill Frederick Park, 3401 S. Hiawassee Road; contact for price; 407-733-2247; getyourrearingearblog.com.

The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided.

Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356.

Orlando City vs LA Galaxy Major League Soccer. Sunday, 5 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

Orlando Predators vs. Tampa Bay Storm Arena football.

Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$250; 800-745-3000.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free. n

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up in grandiose fantasies about impossible perfections. As long as you don’t overreach, you can accomplish small miracles.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The danger of resisting a temptation too strenuously is that the temptation might depart. I suggest that you prevent that from happening. Without throwing yourself at the mercy of the temptation, see if you can coax it to stick around for a while longer. Why? In my view, it’s playing a useful role in your life.

It’s motivating you to change some things that really do need to be changed. On the other hand, I’m not yet sure that it should become anything more than a temptation. It might serve you best that way, not as an object of your satisfied desire.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) My astrological colleagues discourage me from talking to you Bulls about financial matters.

“Most Tauruses know 10 times more about the mystery of money than you will ever know,” said one. “Their excellent instincts trump any tips you could offer.” Another astrologer concurred, noting, “The financial advice you give Tauruses will at best be redundant and at worst simplistic.” A third colleague summed it up: “Offering Tauruses guidance about money is like counseling Scorpios about sex.” So although I’m shy about providing recommendations, I will say this: The next five weeks will be a favorable time to set in motion the plans to GET RICHER QUICKER! GEMINI (May 21-June 20) “Endings to be useful must be inconclusive,” wrote science fiction novelist Samuel R. Delany. I endorse that theory for your use in the coming weeks. Interweave it with this advice from playwright Sam Shepard: “The temptation towards resolution, towards wrapping up the package, seems to me a terrible trap. Why not be more honest with the moment? The most authentic endings are the ones which are already revolving towards another beginning.” In other words don’t be attached to neat finales and splashy climaxes. Consider the possibility that you can simply slip free of the complicated past and head toward the future without much fanfare.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) In mythic terms, you should be headed for the winner’s circle, which is inside the pleasure dome.

The parade in your honor should follow the award ceremony, and let’s hope you will be on the lead float wearing a gold crown and holding a real magic wand while being sung to by a choir of people you love and who love you. If for any reason you are not experiencing some version of these metaphors, I urge you to find out why. Or better yet, get busy on planning a homecoming or graduation party or award ceremony for yourself. From an astrological perspective, you have a mandate to be recognized and appreciated for the gifts you offer the world.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) British Field Marshal Arthur Wellesley was a brilliant military commander. Renowned for his ability to beat larger armies, he also had great skill at minimizing loss of life among his own troops. His most famous triumph took place in 1815, when he led the forces that defeated Napoleon Bonaparte at Waterloo. In the aftermath, the French tyrant lost his power and went into exile.

What was the secret of Wellesley’s success? “Bonaparte’s plans were made in wire,” he said. “Mine were made in string.” In other words, Wellesley’s strategy was more flexible and adaptable. As circumstances changed, it could be rearranged with greater ease.

That’s the approach I recommend for you in the coming days.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You may not be strong enough to take a shot at a daunting challenge that’s five levels beyond your previous best. But I think you are at least ready to try a tricky challenge that’s one level higher than where you have been operating. And that, in my opinion, is a more practical use of your courage. I think it would be a waste of your energy to get wrapped

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) I suspect you are about to experience some prime contenders for The Most Unusual Adventures of 2015.

Are you thoroughly prepared? Of course not. There’s no way you can be totally ready to adapt to unpredictable wrinkles and change your mind at a moment’s notice. But that’s exactly what will make these experiments so fun. That’s why they will be effective in building up your resilience and willpower. For best results, apply your nighttime thinking to daytime activities, and vice versa. Spend minimal time on responsibilities that don’t teach you noble truths about your fellow madmen and madwomen. Now here’s my big question: How can you tap into the extra power you will need during your rite of passage?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Many modern astronomers are allergic to astrology, but from my perspective there is no inherent conflict between the two fields. Four of history’s greatest astronomers were practicing astrologers, after all: Johannes Kepler, Galileo Galilei, Tycho Brahe and Pierre Gassendi. One of my friends in college, a Scorpio woman named Martha Maiden, is a first-rate astrologer who got a degree in astronomy and became a top scientist at NASA. In the spirit of finding reconciliation between apparent opposites, I’m happy to say that you are now a virtual virtuoso in your ability to reconcile both apparent opposites and actual opposites. I invite you to use this aptitude with flair and daring.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Sagittarian Matt Stutzman competes in the sport of archery. He’s the world’s record holder for longest accurate shot, having hit a target 230 yards away. What makes his accomplishment so extraordinary is the fact that he was born without any arms. He holds each arrow in his mouth and grasps the bow with his right foot and the help of a chest harness. In the spirit of this armless archer, and in accordance with your current astrological omens, I invite you to initiate an attempt to triumph over one of your so-called disadvantages.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Long before Lou Reed recorded the song “Walk on the Wild Side,” Nelson Algren wrote a novel titled A Walk on the Wild Side. It depicts the luxuriant depravity of New Orleans’ French Quarter in the 1930s. One of Algren’s most enduring bits of spiritual advice goes as follows: “Never, ever, no matter what else you do in your whole life, never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.” What do you think of that? Even if you don’t regard it as a universal rule that you should unfailingly obey, I suggest you observe it in the coming weeks. For the sake of your mental hygiene, be extra discerning about what influences you absorb – not just in bed, but everywhere.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The cosmos has authorized you to be hungrier than usual. You may also feel free to respond to your enhanced hunger with an extra aggressive quest to be fed. Therefore: Be voracious! Risk being avid, ardent and even agog. Fill yourself up with pudding, pleasure, praise, peace, perks and privileges. Anything else you’d like to engorge? If some unenlightened person questions your right to claim the biggest piece and the sweetest taste and the best fuel, inform them that your astrologer says you have ultimate permission.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Is there an interesting ally whose path rarely crosses yours? Do you draw inspiration from a likeminded dynamo who is not fully available? Has fate kept you and a friend from getting as close as you would wish? According to my reading of the astrological omens, relationships like these could become more substantial in the coming weeks. The dream of a more robust connection could ripen into an opportunity to actually collaborate. So be alert for the openings, and be prepared to do what’s necessary to go deeper. ●

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Meet the lovely lady (animal Id a318580). She’s a friendly 6-year-old dog who was recently found as a stray. Lady walks well on a leash and knows how to sit on command.

Thanks to the shelter’s Seniors for Seniors promotion, Lady can be adopted by anyone 55 and older for free. But don’t let Lady’s age fool you – she’s still filled with energy! She loves to run and play outside, and she’s looking for a new best friend to play fetch with. You can meet Lady, and all of the other animals for adoption, at orange County animal Services, 2769 Conroy Roady, 407-396-3111, ocnetpets.com.

By EMily FlaKE

B Y D A N S AVA G E My wife is one of those women who needs manual stimulation of her clit during sex to climax.

Before meeting her, I had several long-term girlfriends, and not one needed to do this in order to climax. Before we got married, I explained that I wanted to explore and push the boundaries, and she promised me that would happen. But she has no fantasies, kinks or fetishes, and she’s not into any of the things I’ve proposed. When we are having sex, she’s so fixated on stimulating her clit, it’s almost like we are in two different worlds. When she’s working toward an orgasm, her eyes are shut and she’s concentrating on the rubbing, and I can’t help but wonder if the work it takes to get her to orgasm is part of the reason she’s not interested in exploring. I’ve talked to her about how I want to do more, but I haven’t brought up my thoughts on how the way she comes may be affecting things.

Come As You Are

My thoughts, in no particular order …

1) Three out of four women need direct, focused and sometimes intense stimulation of their clit in order to climax – sailing a dick up the vaginal canal isn’t going to do it for most women – so either you lucked out and all of your previous girlfriends were 25 percenters or many/most/all of your previous girlfriends were faking it.

2) I’ve never met a man who wasn’t fixated on stimulating his dick during sex and/or having his dick stimulated for him during sex.

3) If your wife is picking up on your negativity about the way her pussy works, that could negatively impact her enthusiasm for sex in general and sex with you in particular.

4) Your wife is fantasizing about something when she closes her eyes and starts rubbing her clit. You might be able to have more productive conversations about your sex life if you drew her out about what’s going on in her head when she’s getting off. Tell her how sexy she looks, tell her you would love to know what she’s thinking about, tell her how hot her fantasy is if she opens up about it (and don’t freak out if she’s not fantasizing about you), carefully build on her fantasy with some dirty talk. Once she opens up about whatever it is that’s unspooling in her head, you can suggest realizing her fantasies in real life – and a few of yours as well.

5) And … um … lastly … Your wife may need to block you out – she may need to clamp her eyes shut – in order to climax because … um … she may not be sexually attracted to you. That’s harsh, I realize, and I hope that’s not the case. But if marital sex for her is a joyless exercise, then this is a problem that can’t be fixed.

Here’s hoping your wife’s issue is something more common and something that can be fixed – she’s sexually repressed but can work through it, this clamp-eyes-and-rub-clit routine was her masturbatory go-to for years but you two can find new and exciting ways to get her off. Those new and exciting ways to get her off will most likely require her to fixate on stimulating her clit – and that’s OK. I’m a lesbian who has been pretty successful at online dating. Lately, however, I’ve had a few women contact me who turn out not to be cisgender. I’ve tried to remain open, but I have never been attracted to a trans woman. I don’t rule out

the possibility that it could happen. But one great thing about online dating is that you can express preferences before going on a date, and I’d rather not unknowingly walk into these potentially awkward and painful situations. Is there something I could put on my profile expressing my preference for cisgender women that is not offensive to trans people? It’s important to me that I remain an ally.

Can I Say?

You can put “not into trans women” in your online dating profile, CIS, but you’ll have to hand in your Trans Ally card. Gay men are likewise free to put “no fats, no femmes” or “white guys only – just expressing my preference” on their profiles, and too many do (and not all of them are white guys), but gay men who do that have to hand in their Not an Asshole cards. Occasionally having coffee with someone you’re not into isn’t something you can avoid in online dating. You would have to do that even if only cis lesbians responded to your ads, as you’re presumably not attracted to all cis lesbians.

Having a coffee now and then with a trans woman you most likely won’t find attractive is a small price to pay to make the online dating world a less shitty place for trans people. It’s what an ally would do.

I’m a 29-year-old gay guy in a committed relationship. My boyfriend says he feels sexually inadequate, because I don’t need to come in order to feel that I had great sex. Honestly, foreplay and receiving anal sex are much more pleasurable for me. If I want to come, I will, just not all the time.

As long as there’s plenty of kissing, touching and licking, I don’t feel like ejaculation is a big deal.

He thinks it means I’m not attracted enough to him. He’s self-conscious since his dick is a bit on the small side. I’ve told him that I find him utterly attractive – bless those legs, that chest, that ass – and I always try to make him have an orgasm. I’ve also tried to come more often for him, but sometimes I’m just not in the mood. I’ve also told him that he’s not doing anything wrong and this is just the way I’m wired. He says he still feels inadequate.

I don’t know what else to do or say.

Orgasms Reliably Great Although Sometimes Missed

You’ve done the reassuring thing, you’ve done the explaining thing and you’ve done the meeting him halfway thing. Now it’s time for the exasperated ultimatum thing. I’ve taken the liberty of scripting your ultimatum: “You have to stop obsessing about whether or not I come every time we fuck. I would never make you feel bad about your dick, but you’re making me feel bad about my dick. So here’s the deal: You’re going to drop this. You’re going to take ‘Yes, I’m attracted to you’ and ‘This is how my dick works’ for an answer.

And you’re not going to bring this up anymore.

Sometimes I’ll come, sometimes I won’t. Putting up with that is the price of admission to be with me. If you can’t pay that price, if me not coming every time we have sex is something you’ll never get over, then we should break up.”

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP 09-826 IN THE INTEREST OF:D.A, DOB: 02/20/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: STEPHANIE SUMMERS , Address Unknown An authorized representative of the Florida Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Thomas Turner, Judge of the Circuit Court, at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, on June 3rd, 2015, at 1:30 p.m. for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the specified time.

FAILURE TO APPEAR PERSONALLY AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMNATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE.IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service.Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 23rd day of April, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: CLERK OF COURT Brittany Nesmith, Esquire Children’s Legal Services Brittany. nesmith@myflfamilies.com, BY: DEPUTY CLERK.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.:2015-DR-2820 IN RE:THE NAME CHANGE OF A MINOR CHILD NICOLE MARIE TANGNEY, Petitioner / Mother NOTICE OF ACTION FOR NAME CHANGE OF A MINOR CHILD TO:Larry Benjamin Langford, Current Residence Address: 10025 Hillview Drive, Apt.46 Pensacola, Florida 32514 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for Name Change of a Minor Child has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it, on Petitioner’s attorney, Christine E. Arendas, Esquire, whose address is 1516 East Colonial Drive, Suite 202, Orlando, Florida 32803 on or before June 3, 2015 and file the original with the Clerk of this Court at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, FL 32801, either before service on Petitioner’s attorney or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition.

Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office.

You may review these documents upon request.

WITNESS my hand and seal this 30 day of April, 2015.

TIFFANY MOORE RUSSELL CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT /s/ Deputy Clerk Stephanie Brooks By: 2015.04.30 13:04:20-04’00’.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on MAY 28, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #124 Pressure King – tools, pressure washing equipment, tubs, misc. #549 Scotti Ewing – mattress, bedding, household items. #1402 Juenethia Chalmers – bed, furniture, misc.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #536 Malcolm Pagan- pool table and other home goods, #630 Eric Clinton- Furniture/ Boxes Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando06/03/15: 1105 Adrian Ortiz, 2120 Winston Fortune, 3072 Helen Johnson, 6025 Alexander Samuel, 6038 Demitrie Sanders, 6064 Gary Nelson, 8009 Regina Ellis, 8011 Kesha Johnson, 8025 Kyle Moore Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave- 3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando06/03/15: 1105 Jacqueline Jeune, 1310 Joyce Hensley, 1532 Ebony Davis, 1907 Recovery DC2587T Robert Newsome Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando06/03/15: B107 Charles Thompson, B180 Brannon Coury, B185 Saidah Harris, B204 Thomas Caryle Lynch, C211 Hewnri Pereira Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando06/03/15: 705 Anthony Brimhall, 716 Joseph Bajardy, 729 John Cummings U-Haul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando 06/03/15: 1118 Madeline Perez, 1132 Christopher Love, 1611 Dianne Stout.

IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA STATE BANK OF TOLEDO, Plaintiff, vs. IRIS Y. RODRIGUEZ, Defendant.

CIRCUIT CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2015-CA-002514-O NOTICE OF ACTION TO: IRIS Y. RODRIGUEZ Whose residence is: 10117 Ridgebloom Avenue Orlando, FL 32829 YOU ARE HEREBY required to file your answer or written defenses, if any, in the above proceeding with the Clerk of Court, and to serve a copy thereof upon the Plaintiff’s attorney, Wicker Smith, et. al., 390 North Orange Avenue, Suite 1000, Orlando, FL 32801, telephone (407)843-3939, facsimile (407)649-8118, within thirty (30) days after the first publication of this Notice on April 29, 2015. The notice shall be published once during each week for four (4) consecutive weeks with the Orlando Weekly, the nature of this proceeding being a suit for ejectment from real property described below: 10117 Ridgebloom Avenue Orlando, FL 32829 or Lot 77, Lee Vista Square, according to the plat thereof, recorded in Plat Book 58, Page(s) 1 through 11, of the Public Records of Orange County, Florida. If you fail to file your response or answer in the above proceeding with the Clerk of this Court, and to serve a copy thereof upon the Plaintiff’s attorney Wicker Smith, et. al., 390 North Orange Avenue, Suite 1000, Orlando, FL 32801, telephone (407)843-3939, facsimile (407)649-8118, within thirty (30) days of the first publication of this Notice, a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded within the Complaint.

DATED at Orange County this 23rd day of April, 2015. Clerk of the Circuit Court, 425 N. Orange Ave., Room 310, Orlando FL 32801.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 AT 12:30 PM: 0130 TRESHA-GAY MARIAN MCTYSON;0237 STEVEN J GRODE - 1978 YAMAHA MOTORCYCLE VIN #2F0000827, 2 OTHER MOTORCYCLES - NO VIN #S AVAILABLE - PARTS ONLY;0428 TOMIKA LAWANNA JOHNSON;0742 HOLLY MARIE SHIDLER; 0840 KAREN MICHELLE HUMMELL;0956 JOSEPH PLUMMER ALEXANDER; 1428 LUTREELL ANTHONY PRINGLE;1432 JAMES H CARTER;1541 SYLVIA ELIZABETH LICATA;1728 WILLIAM BRYANT PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM:1022 Antonio Arnelo Smith; 1033 Geraldine Elaine Pender; 1037 Corneilus Antonio Verez Mann II; 1046 Tivia Taquishea Janay Hill; 1048 Colleen M Perigo; 1056 Allen Peterson; 1100 Lashane Gillette Roger; 1111 Aisha Chinaka Stafford; 1119 Rose Marie Brown; 2038 Jasmine Yvette Miller; 4078 Ruperta Rodriguez Schwartz; 6043 J’naya Lene Brazill; 8007 Trevor Cobb / Greater View Environmental Services.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY JUNE 3, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 AT 10:00AM:#118Jane Clarke; #340 Richard Wiles; #332 Michelle Spankie/Wings to New Horizons; #235 Jeffrey Smart; #566 Kinnis Pledger; #506 Diamond Lingo; #538 Mary Melendez; #238 Selena Kalish; #439 Rex Coxley; #547 Charles Raines III; #469 Joseline Gildore; #376 Wilfredo Rosado; #559 John Bryant III; #583 Rickey Johnson MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 AT 11:00AM: #0007 Allen Nitka Griffin; #0046 David King; #0119 Ryan Keith Hamilton; #0187 Cecilia Crawford 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 AT 12:30PM0159 SCOTT HENRY GRANTZ; 0189 ALAN WOODBURY; 0859 KRISTEN DORSEY;0607 MARK WHIPPLEII; 0068 TYISHA DYER;0902 KRISTY WILLIAMS; 0878 ANTHONY DEBENEDICTIS FAIRVIEW MINI STORAGE 4211 N. N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 AT 1:00PM:E06 DERRICK SCOTT; D17 RICARDO LEWIS; B05 DAVID ALEXZANDER PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 2:00PM:#22-Phillip Francis, 2002 White 4 Door Rodeo ISU VIN4S2CK58WX24322318 #23-Phillip Francis, 1999 Green Odyssey Honda Wagon VIN2HKRL186AXH514444 2002 Blue Jetta Volk 4Door Sedan VIN 3VWRB69M42M077347 #203VanessaHill; #327Vergenia F Hair; #360Brandy L Vinson; Mazda MX6 1993 TwoDoor VIN1YGE31A7P5110978 #363 Raychell R Williams; #364 Raychell R Williams #384Sondra J Harp; #407 Cassandra M Cassamajor; #420Tyrance K Myers; #422Aviance S Ellis; #423Dominique D Montgomery; #459Roy A Thomas; #462Jennifer Denise Hair; #615Keona K Brewer; #642Jakar R Walker;#643Jose A Battle; #648Patsy A Perkins

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on MAY 29th, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #B122 Jason Todd Grace-house items, antiques #F366 Mark Teder- household goods #B099 Jerelene Jackson Business inventory and Household Items #A022 Hazel Parnell- Household items #G406 John Amaral - Household items #B140 Shantatta Nedd- Household items #F363 Veronica Ledezma-bed & couch #B147 Armando Torres-Boxes, Furniture #F381 Jawanda Goss-Totes #A004 Lee FordhamHousehold Goods 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd.

Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #5097 Alex Quasnitschka – Household Items #7011 Carolyn Rozier – Household Items #2303 Norman Perez – Household Item #2140 Maryann Jones – Boxes #22701 Solutions Spine Health – Furniture & Files #6103 Christine Kynett – Household Items #2036 Jason Frazier – Household Items etc #8045 Cindy Finance – Household Items #7029 Tramaine Howard – Household Items etc 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #660 Premier Books Direct-Duane J Chiasson – Household items #042 Laurie Kiner – Household goods #887 Asha Jiawan – Household Items #354 Gaye Simpkins – Household Goods #653 James Kurzawinski –Household Goods #751 Denzil John – Queen bed, household items #426 Patricia Stoakley – Clothes 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1003-Gerald Simons—clothing boxes #3146-April Grant—Furniture,Boxes #4071-Terry White—Household Items #4011-Michele Cooks—Furniture,Boxes,Household Goods,Clothing #2026-Marie Calixte— Household Items #1104-Hezekiah Johnson—Clothes, Electronics, and Personal Items #2083-Mary Nell Boyd—Household goods #2135-Pamela Bowers—Church Goods #2095-Jennifer Henderson—Storing dining table, sofa, tv, stand, love seat, bed, night stand, painting , 12 boxes #4079-Kenneth Bernard Merrit—Household goods 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail.

Orlando, Fl. 32804 (407) 650-9033 #386 Kathryn Miller – Dental Equipment; #774 Paul Jones – Lawn Equipment 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando.

Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #3119 Charles Lee Meilluer-Household Goods #3044 Jesse Martinez-Washer, Dryer, Household #3111 Carline Charles-TV, Furniture #4027 Shontae McLoyd-Furniture, Books #3141 Tizano Brown- Electronics, Household #1031 Vernon Salter- Household Goods #1147 Natasha Grant-Boxes, Furniture #2022 Katherine-Shaffer-Petzold- Living room furniture, Household Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

Notice of Publication of Fictitious Name NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Arterra Realty Florida, LLC, of 445 S. Livernois, Ste 333 Rochester Hills, MI 48307, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Arterra Realty It is the intent of the undersigned to register Arterra Realty with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: May 4 2015 Pursuant to F>S> 713.78, May 26 2015,at 5 PM, on 1900 S.OBT,Orlando,FL,32805. Will sell the vehicle as is,no warranty,no guarantees the title,terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids 2002, Jeep Liberty Vin #1J4GL58K42W292366.

NOTICE OF CLAIM OF LIEN AND PROPOSED SALE OF VEHICLE Manny’s Transport & Towing. 4839 Patch Rd. Orlando, FL 32822 407-468-4381 Sale Date: 5/27/201510:00am2005 Chrysler 2C3JA43RX5H599483, 2001 Chrysler 2C8GP64L31R374805,1995 BMW WBAGJ6322SDH96452 Sale Date: 5/28/201510:00am 1998 Oldsmobile 1G3NG52M5W6330513, 1997 Buick 1G4CW52K4V4640196, 1997 Jeep 1J4GZ58S7VC702677, 2000 Nissan 5N1ED28T1YC600763 We have the right to refuse any and all bids.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 26, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 1131 STATE ROAD 436 CASSELBERRY, FL 32707 AT 8:00AM: B023 - A. VICTORIANO, B026 - J. WEAVER, B027 - T. STONE, B030 - J. GOODSON, B032 - D. BROWNER, B033 - J. CRAWN, C079 - D. SIMPSON, C101 - S. ZILE, D010 - C. NICKOLSON, D022 - S. O’BRIEN, D053 - F. ARIAS, D072 - R. THOMPSON, E079 - M. ORTIZ, E094 - H. D. TORRES, F004 - A. STONER, F009 - A. CAMERON, F026 - K. KING, F063 - D. WILSON, G046 - M. RASLEY, G054 - L. GAWRON, I012 - C. BENN, I028 - J. FIRPO, J014 - M. RIGGS, J019 - P. WELCH, E090 – S. RAY, G039 – S. RAY 1355 STATE RD 436- CASSELBERRY, FL 32707- AT 8:15AM: 1514 – S. MANCINI, 2133 – D. ALLGAIER, 2514 – J. RYALL, 2526 – C. DUFAULT, 2706 – R. SUMNER, 3206 – R. DACOSTA, 3328 – E. CARABEO, 3525 – C. BIRD, 3613 – R. CHAMBERS, 3627 – L. WAGNER, 2126 – C. BELANGER. 1625 STATE RD 436- WINTER PARK, FL 32792- AT 8:30 AM: A007 – A. FOX, B039 – M. BLAKE, B043 – T. REICHARD, C006 – J. ABUHAMID, C014 – C. FERRARA, C022 – T. EHLKE, E047 – B. BELIER, E048 – Z. EL MOUNTASSIR, E072 – P. LEWIS, E100 – C. SUTHERLAND, E106 – G. CHARLES, E130 – A. ATKINSON, C004 – K. DUKE, B053 – B. LINTON 5215 RED BUG LAKE ROAD WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708 AT 8:30AM: 0129 - S. BROWN, 0407 - O. RODRIGUEZ, 0457 - B. BRODIE, 0496 - R. BISCHOFF, 0518 - L. HITZEL, 1025 - M. GIRON, 2026 - C. KHEMLANI, 2030 - D. COCHRAN, 2036 - L. JOHNSON, 2045 - C. KHEMLANI, 2070 - G. SALVATO, 2118 - D. GAY II, 3001 - K. JONES, 3012 - S. HUNT, 3024 - C. DONALDSON, 2020 – J. BROWN 1931 W. STATE RD. 426- OVIEDO, FL 32765- AT 9:00AM: A032 – T. REILLY, C099 – T. REYNOLDS, C191 – L. WEST, C241 – L .CASHMER, C165 – C. BECKS, C150 – D. OCHOA, E536 – BIG LEAGUE HAIR CUTS, F548 – BIG LEAGUE HAIR CUTS, C167 – B. STARLEY. 1400 ALAFAYA TRAIL-OVIEDO, FL 32765- AT 9:15AM: 0199 – D. KELLY, 0264 – S. ROSEN, 0309 – N. HOLMES, 0338 – A. MANN, 1034 – F. SMITH, 5011 – R. MARTIN, 5015 – A. MIHELIC, 5021 – K. WASMER, 6014 – R. THOMPSON, 7027 – D. HUFF, 7067 – T. ARNDT, 9032 – M. BARROW VIN # 1FTYY95R9PVA1756211.

3145 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 9:30AM: 1029 – J. SHIPP, 1107 – S.Y. WESTON, 2048 – F. OCEAN,2166 – L. SANTANA, 2177 – J. PETROVICH, 2185 – J. ORTIZ, 4167 – E. HETT-KUNZMAN, 5020 – N. JAHA, 5055 – M. RODRIGUEZ, 5113 – S. BARNES, 2259 – A. NIVENS, 1122 – T. STIRLING, 2150 – D. MENSAH. 1851 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 9:45AM:0012 – D. SIGLER, 0013 – S. WARD, 0063 – K. HAYES, 1011 – J. TEJEDA, 1020 – J. BERRYMAN, 1022 – J. BAPTIST, 2006 – A. JOHNSON, 2040 – A. HERNANDEZ, 2072 – A. TOMLINSON, 2100 – M. NEFF, 2131 – A. BRIGGS, 4006 – J. MINOTT, 4029 – S. P. VICK II, 4029 – S.P. VICK LI, 4036 – A. ANDUHA, 4073 – J. DIAZ, 5002 – J. RAMOS, 6003 – M. JACKSON, 6005 – S. WINSLOW, 6022 – A. MORCILIO, 6052 – G. MAYNARD, 0113 – M. BALDREE, 0078 – F. RICHMOND, 0049 – V. FORTUNE. 10280 E COLONIAL DR. ORLANDO, FL 32817- AT 10:00AM: 1009 – R. PARKER II, 1105 – C. CAMPBELL, 1304 - I FLOORING LLC, 1310 – E. RODRIUEZ, 1401 – K. OLIVO, 2006 – G. HUTCHENS, 2051 – A. MCNAIR, 2225 – A. NIXON, 2269 – S. VAZQUEZ, 2329 – A. OWENS II, 2416 – M. CAMERON, 2508 – S. GILBERT, 2525 – J. COPELAND, 2658 –

M. BARRIENTES,2314 – L. MALDONADO, 1302 – M. GOTAY, 2439 – R. NESHAM. 250 N GOLDENROD RD- ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 10:15AM: A022 – T. CALLAWAY, A049 – J. GUERRA, A163 – S. LABBE, A182 – L. RAMIEREZ, A205 – M. MOLINA NEGRON, A281 – I. ROSARIO, A305 – C. GRAHAM, C352 – Y. RIVERA, C354 – H. JIMENEZ, D408 – J. LEGGETT JR, D447 – I. VELAZQUEZ, D484 – P. SMITH, E496 – M. RODRIGUEZ SANTOS, F567 – J. KUKADIA, F568 – J. KUKADIA, D459 – R. SUTHERLAND. 155 S GOLDENROD RD - ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 10:30AM: 1100 – S. BIVINS, 1104 – P. TASENDE, 1126 – P. BREWER, 1138 – N. CHRISTIANT, 1233 – L. MCCUNE, 1241 – S. ALVITES, 1257 – A. NEWLAN, 1268 – J. DE DIOS, 1277 – A. SHAFER, 1308 – B. WOODYARD, 1325 – M. LUGO JR, 1372 – J. CAQUIAS, 1428 – D. SCIABBARRASI, 1432 – T. BELLO, 1604 – L. LOPEZ, 1746 – C. SEDA, 1799 – B. M. SANTIAGO MARTINEZ, MD PA, 2002 – A. BROWN, 2006 – J. MERIME, 2101 – R. TAPIA, 2210 – K. HARRIS, 2225 – C. CLARK, 2244 – J. SCOTT, 2257 – E. RIVERA, 2269 – B. ARGIBAY, 2418 – K. HARMON, 2428 – C. PEREZ, 2461 – S. WEBERS, 2463 – E. ROBERTSON, 2630 – V. MALAVE, 1791 – T. HICKS. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 22, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – 8:00 AM: 1001 – M.RUIZ, 1021 – M.SANCHEZ GARCIA, 1022 – R.SAHLI, 1053 – C.SKENES, 1055 – C.CRAWFORD, 1059 – Y.GARCIA, 11005 –M. HYSON, 11007 –A. RIVERA, 1101 – J.ARCE, 1107 – M.METELLUS, 1110 – G.ANDERSON, 11212 – P.GREGORY, 11311 – J.LAGUERRA, 12042 – E.QUINONES, 12064 –E. FAGUNDES, 12116 –D. RIVERA ROUSS, 12119 – L.CANNON, 12120 – M.HAASE, 12122 – K.STROUD, 1215 – A.MOORE, 12206 – K.PYFROM, 12321 – K.BAKER, 12404 – T.JERNIGAN, 12408 –I. MANZO, 12409 – R.RIVERA, 12502 – A.SALAZAR, 12503 – K.PYFROM, 12511 – D.VALENTIN-CABAN, 12519 – W.MCCREADY, 12606 –G. BECHARD, 306 –T. HERNANDEZ, 308 – M.KNIGHT, 310 – C.KIRKLAND, 365 – E.CENTENO RONDON, 411 – K.MC DONALD, 472 – C.SHEA, 485 – G.MARTINEZ CRUZ III, 603 – J.ESCOBAR, 884 – G.MORALES, 908 –A. PRACEJUS, 968 – J.ERVIN, 981 – R.TORRES, 11412-G. BECHARD 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – 8:10 AM:1002 – C.RIVERA, 1012 – L.WRIGHT, 1017 – J.DAHRUJ FICHO, 1027 – R.KING, 1102 – A.RANDOLPH, 1120 – S.KIRKLAND, 1130 – A.VALDES, 1223 – M.WILLIAMS, 1233 –E. FRANCIS, 1301 – W.SHOCKLEY, 1318 – A.BACCHIOCCHI, 1406 – L.ROUTIE, 1420 – S.STEWART, 1525 – D.CEFARELLI, 1530 – P.GILSON, 1532 – J.GREEN, 1537 – B.MAULTSBY, 1540 – F.BURGOS, 1619 –Y. CRUZ, 1625 –K. THORNTON, 1626 – J.DOMINGUEZ RINCON, 1702 –J. CASTRO, 1711 –M. MURPHY, 1714 – J.EUSTACE, 1805 – C.DUPUY, 1808 – D.DIAZ, 2003 – M.VIGOREAUX, 2017 – R.WOOD, 2043 –J. DEJESUS JR., 2075 – H.ALEXANDER, 2084 – E.BURDETTE, 2105 – N.PEREZ, 2119 – I.WATERMAN, 2131 – H.I.VAZQUEZ, 2186 – D.KEEFER, 2194D – M.MEDAL, 2196 – D.SANCHEZ, 2223 – T.BLAKE, 2224 – S.EVENS, 2232 – S.SLATER, 2241 – E.SQUASH, 2251 – D.PEREZ, 2253 – G.SWANSON, 2303 – N.CHIN, 2306 – M. (MAGGIE)NEGRON, 2316 – M.(MAGGIE)NEGRON, 2347 – K.COLON, 2400 – P.RODRIGUEZ, 2410 – A.SMITH, 2413 – S.ABDUL MUNTAQIM, 1524-E. RICHARDSON 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 – 8:20 AM: 012 –J. NORDSTROM, 026 –C. JACKSON, 033 –M. ESPINAL, 034 – P.FIGUEROA, 041 –R. MORGAN JR, 055 – P.ULLOA, 066 – S.ELMASRY, 078 – A.ORTIZ, 093 – J.CARR, 118 – M.ROSADO, 155 – H.WOOD, 156 –S. HARMAN, 208 – G.DRAKE, 213 – L.PALACIO, 220 – Y.DOMINGUEZ RAMOS, 222 – E.PRATTS, 261 – A. BROWN JR, 268 – N.BRISCOE, 313 – R.BLANCO DAVID, 315 – R.SEIJO, 317 – R.TORREALBA, 337 – D.ARCHIBALD, 414 – L.WOODSON, 422 – C.ACEVEDO JR., 436 – E.PEREZ, 442 – B.DAVILA,

444 – C.FIGUERAS, 445 – M.VASQUEZ, 451 – A.CANCEL, 529 –A. MALLOW, 556 – S.DAVIS, 568 – S.MCSWEENEY, 570 – A.BATSON, 577 – T.SANTIAGO, 578 – J.LEE, 604 –A. JALIL, 612 – P.O’SHEA, 614 –B. DAVILA, 617 –E. CRUZ, 707 –M. MELENDEZ, 818 – J.BONILLA, 848 – D.DIAZ, 850 – R.SUAREZ, 862 –F. ZEJNULLAHU, 869 –J. JAROUR, 879 – M.ORTIZ ORELLANES, 882 –H. HIGGS, 891 –M. GOTAY 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – 8:30 AM: 01115 –N. ARROYO, 01127 – T.VANDEVER, 01303 – C.CASTRO, 01312 –H. RUBIO, 02149 –J. STEES, 02156 –F. KASMANI, 02202 BRIGHT SOURCE COMMERCIAL MAINT., 02201-A.LEBRON 02216 – J.ISERN, 02217 – S.MURRAY, 02303 – M.WHITE, 02325 – L.FISHER, 02413 –D. MARTELL, 02423 –M. OTTUSO, 02528 – V.ROSARIO, 02606 – J.RODRIGUEZ, 02610 –M. ABRIL, 03110 – M.ZURITA, 04103 –J. ROMAN, 04106 – R.PEREZ, 04133 – K.GALLOWAY, 04137 – N.DE CASTRO, 04320 – L.RIVERA, 04432 –B. PELAEZ RAMIREZ, 04525 - RAISING KNOWLEDGE ACADEMY,04525-A.COTTO, 05138 – J.BROWN, 05140 – P.CINTRON, 05155 – G.NARVAEZ, 05209 – R.OLIVER, 05231 – M.SANCHEZ SEMPRITT, 05316 –T. MCCLELLAND, 05344 – M.DIAZ, 05356 –J. ROJAS, 05361 – G.RODRIGUEZ, 05401 – J.RAMOS, 05407 –I. MARTINEZ PEREZ, 05417 –E. LOPEZ, 21621 – G.RAMIREZ 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – 8:40 AM: 0110 –E. CASTELLANOS, 0120 – T.WILLIAMS, DR. 0123 – CROSSPOINTE,0123- T.RUBINOFF, 0166 –M. SAYEGH, 0172 –L. LEWIS, 0202 –M. DOLAN, 0214 –E. PEREZ, 0281 – CROSSPOINTE, 0281-T.RUBINOFF, 0303 – T.WILLIAMS, DR.1009 – G.PEREZ, 1014 –E. ZUMAETA, 1024 – L.J.SOUSA MARTINEZ, 1034 – E.MARTIN, 1040 – L.DURAND, 1067 – M.SAYAGO, 1073 – S.TURNER, 2016 –J. REX, 2019 – R.RICHARD MACDADE, 2023 –T.DEJESUS, 2030 – A.CHOUKAIRE,2046 – M.FOUST, 2052 –L. GONZALEZ, 3002 –M. CINTRON, 3010 – P.NAVARRO, 5011 – S.SCOTT, 5020 – C.CENTURION, 5024 – M.ROJAS SANTANA, 5034 –K. BRIN, 6009 – M.MILAN, 6012 – R.FRENCH, 7010 –J.GOMEZ, 7016 – R.RODRIGUEZ, 7031 – D.DAWSON, 7046 – F.MEDINA CASTTANER, 7094 – U.FIGUEROA, 7122 – G.DE VITO III, 7124 –J. EVANS, 7144 – D.LEV RAN 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – 8:50 AM:C148 - S.SALVARY, C153 –O. DORVILUS, C177 – W.JONES, C184 –A. GARCIA, C186 – I.OLIVEIRA, D116 –J. OQUENDO, D123 – F.ALLEN, D149 –S. JONES, D158 – B.RIVERA, D173 –A. PRESTON, D174 – S.THOMAS, D176 – P.HALL, E210 – C.SALGADO, E243 – J.ROBINSON, E245 – M.KIM, E246 – B.BUCHANAN 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – 9:00 AM: 0025 – S.NIGHT,0112 – J.WALDEN, 0210 – M.MARTINEZ, 0217 – B.DALY,0302 – J.WALDEN, 0313 – J.WALDEN, 0314 – A.KENCOS-HAJEK, 0504 –J. WALDEN, 0512 –A. KENCOS-HAJEK, 0522 – S.KULPA, 0607 – J.VEUGELER, 0611 – A.ENGRAM, 0705 – A.NANTON, 0711 – M.JOSEPH, 0714 –C. ROSS, 0718 – M.EBANKS, 0724 – D.PINEDA, 0805 – V.NIXON, 0806 – C.GLEASON, 0818 – L.SERVICE, 0836 – L.TRYTEK, 0837 – D.GIL, 0848 – D.BRABEC, 0901 – D.GALELI, 0909 –L. ROZIER, 0922 –L. GOODE, 0923 –J. ANDERSON, 0927 – C.HOWELL, 1003 – L.SHELTON, 1006 –T. SILK, 1028 – V.WILSON, 1035 – J.LABBY, 1133 –E. NORTON, 1136 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER,1136-E.ZINCKGRAF,1205 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER, 1205- E.ZINCKGRAF ,1209 – M.BELL,1236 – R.KOCH, 1238 – R.YOUNG, 1316 – C.HUTCHISON, 1322 – D.JEFFERSON, 1402 – V.NAECHTERSCHEID 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – 9:10 AM: 1106 – R.ROBINS, 1108 – N.SANCHEZ, 1111 – L.APGAR, 1119 – D.BROWN-WILLIAMS, 1134 – T.HARRISON, 1153 –M. ROYAL, 1156 – Q.WILLIAMS, 1165 – R.HUNTER, 1175 – P.BOBO, 2202 –M. SANCHEZ, 2209 –A. DAVID, 2220 –G.DAVIS, 2221 –M. PIERRE, 2230 –W. TERNELAN, 2234 – H.RAMOS, 2267 – D.EVANS, 2270 – Z.IKNER, 2323 – C.JACKSON, 2328 – J.SANTIAGO, 2341 –B. WOODS, 2342 –A. MARC 5602 RALEIGH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – 9:20 AM: 0029 –T. CARROLL, 0037 – L.DEFREITAS, 0040 – M.ELLIS, 0042 – H.BRATHWAITE, 0045 –A. QUARTERMAN, 0058 – S.DORZIL, 0062 –E. REDDING, 0066 – A.MORRIS, 0074 - ASHLEY, JR, 0076 –W. BABINGTON, WILLIAM, 0077 – M.CAIL, 0081 –A. MIXON, 0093 – A.BIRDO, 0094 – L.COLLINS, 0095 – C.ELLIS, 0103 – D.JUSTICE, 0105 –M. LOUIS, 0115 – Y.FIGUEROA, 0129 –L. MARS, 0136 –M. WILLIAMS JR., 0137 – H.MOBLEY, 0139 – M.JOSEPH, 0157 – D.MCMILLAN, 0166 – W.WILLIAMS, 0169 – T.BAKER, 0186 –L. LEGGETT, 0201 – C.KEYES, 0204 –

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LOT, C321 - GRECCO & RONNIE AUTO REPAIR, C321 – Y. GRECCO, C326 - J. CASTILLO, C334 - T. BAXTER JOHNSON, C355 - B. THORNTON, E042 - G. ESQUIVEL, E065 - K. NELSON, E072 - P. MARQUEZ, E078 - J. ARTHURS, E083 - G. STAKER, E100 - R. OFFENBACKER, F632 - J. CAMENKER, F666 - D. MATTHEWS, F693 - G. ROSENHAIM, G008 - D. WEBER, G017 - J. SAUNDERS, G027 - C. SIERRA, G071 - T. CASSELL, G095 M. WILLIAMS, G104 - T. BUSHOR, H806 - G. BLUEMKE, H824 - S. WILLAMS, A137 – M. DELLAMOTTA 141 W STATE ROAD 434 WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708 AT 9:00AM: A007 G. GRIFFIN, J296 - J. CALDWELL, J336 - J. DEBELLIS, J408 - C. CARPINTERO, K418 - D. BOWEN, K422 - G. MOTT, K429 - S. LOWE, K432 - J. RICE, L496 - T. WILLIAMS, M513 C. CHIRESS JR, O527 - S. ZAGAL 360 STATE ROAD 434 EAST LONGWOOD, FL 32750 AT 9:10AM: 1131 - J. BLOOM, 1605 - L. MAZOL, 1609 - J. GRINER FORD, 1717 - V. FAUST, 2616 - M. TODD, 2620 - P. SCHEPP, 3118 - S. MEISTER, 3207 - M. MARLETTE, 3719 - A. LEHMANN, 3804 - R. BRUYETTE, 1704 – J. ZWEIFACH, 3315 – J. NAGIR 1080 E. ALTAMONTE DR. ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32701- AT 9:20AM: B031 – J.AGUILAR, B040 – S.FUSTER, B082 – J.ZELONIS JR., B100 – A.CABRERA, B167 – M.PRINCE, B196 – K.GRAHAM, C005 – I.VALLI, C047 – D.GHIDEN, C067 – L.BROWDY, D007 – A.BRYSON, D060 – T.MCKINNEY, D083 – A.BABER JR, D086 – J.SCOTT, F021 – K.WILLIAMS 7190 S US HIGHWAY 17/92 FERN PARK, FL 32730 AT 9:30AM:D402 - T. CONWAY, D407 - M. HAYES, D449 - S. CURRY, E507 - D. BELL, E530 - J. EADY, E538 - R. CARMODY, G718 - T. WOLFE, G722 - J. MICHALSKI, G726 - I. MCDANIELS, G741 - J. MARINO, G742 - P. BETANCOURT, J901 - C. TULP, K008 - M. RODRIGUEZ, F620 – J. GAYLE 8226 S US HIGHWAY 17/92 FERN PARK, FL 32730 AT 9:40AM: A108 - J. MCDUFFIE, A145 - D. PEREZ, A175 - R. BOUDREAU, B218 - W. COLLIER, B254 - C. CUFFEE, B266 - M. JOHNSON, C333 - C. GALLION, C345 - F. LEONARD, C383 - A. GOMEZ, E571 - M. COWART, E574 - M. MONTALVO, F675 - E. DIVERS, C304 – BUSY BEE LOCK & KEY INC, C304 – R. BLACKLIDGE 1241 S. ORLANDO AVE. MAITLAND, FL 32751 – AT 9:50AM: 0053 – J.STRAIT III, 0054 – L.HENRY, 0111 – B.GOSSER, JR, 0145 – M.TALL, 0319 – D.REID, 0393 – J.STRAIT III, 5003 – R.BERGAMAN

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2009 Honda VIN# 19XFA16529E032226 2009 Bash VIN# LAWTBAM019C487993 2006 Honda VIN# 1HFSC55076A209573 2003 Mazda VIN# JM1BJ225230203485 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. On May 27, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.

The following vehicle is to be auctioned at Avalon Towing, 18508 E Colonial Dr. Orlando FL 32820 at 7:00am on June 5 2015. Vehicle will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bid are: cash only, and buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2007 MITZ. Outlander Vin JA4MS31X17U010560.

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NIGHT WATCH (seasonal) Big Bang Fireworks is now hiring night watch personnel. Must have experience. 06/25 through 07/05 Long hours. Valid DL and background check required. Call 863368-1688.

SEEKING EMPLOYMENT: College Student seeking FT/PT Employment. Has prior personal training, office, and sales exp. Hard worker with references available. Please email wrestling320@aol. com with any possible opportunities.

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Salon Chair Rental Rustic Industrial French design 10 chair salon has a few chairs to rent! Located in Winter Park just between 436 and 17-92.

A very warm elegant salon with lovely clientele just away from the crowded downtown area. Very roomy work space with a relaxed atmosphere and incredibly comfortable sinks your clients will enjoy not to mention a large parking lot to accommodate clientele. We are strictly a hair salon but have great neighbors down the way at New York nails for mani pedis!

J and Company Hair Studio is a must visit to truly appreciate the space you would be renting. Please email if interested in seeing jandcompanyhairstudio@gmail. com. If you stop by please ask to speak to the owner, Jennifer. Orlando’s best kept secret!

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Lifeguards & Swim Instructors Multiple YMCA locations | Downtown Orlando, Winter Park, East Orlando The YMCA of Central Florida prides itself on providing water safety for children and adults in the community. Under the Association leadership and direction of our Vice President of Aquatics, and 3 Time Olympic Gold Medalist, Mr. Rowdy Gaines; we are in the need of skilled lifeguards and swim instructors to support us in this critical effort.

Swim Instructor positions at these locations: • Aquatic Center Y (8422 International Dr. Orlando, FL 32819) • Dr. P. Phillips Y (7000 Dr. Phillips Blvd.

Orlando, FL 32819)

• Roper Y (100 Windermere Rd. Winter Garden, FL 34787) • Wayne Densch Y (870 N. Hastings St. Orlando, FL 32808)

• CPR for the Professional Rescuer certified • AED certified • First Aid Certified • Lifeguard Certification (nationally

recognized) • Swim Instructor Certification WSI (American Red Cross) or YSL (YMCA) Certification a plus • Minimum age 16 years or older

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