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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Senior Staff Writer Billy Manes Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Kimberlee Bochek, Caroline Fernandez Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

Work to live Seriously, the minimum wage is not for the head of a household (“Minimum wage earners have to work 77 hours a week to afford an apartment in Florida,” Bloggytown, May 29). If you are above the age of 25, and the only work you can do gets you the minimum wage, you should have studied harder in high school or learned a trade.

According to PEW and the Bureau of Labor research, 2.6 percent of wage earners make the minimum wage or less. About half are over the age of 24. If you take into account the number of people who earn tips, about 44 percent, the numbers continue to get smaller.

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6 Happytown

29 Film listings

In which we ponder: Why is it not bigger news that U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio was once an Osmond wannabe? Also: Orlando City Soccer Club steps up to the plate.

Cinema-oriented events and screenings this week

9 Give Me Your Money 11 Know-It-All How do other colleges in the state stack up when it comes to peer physical examinations? Also: SWAT team showdown at 55 West.

arts & culture 12 Cartoon network Ron Campbell, celebrated animator of the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine, raises his periscope in Orlando

15 Live Active cultures

Opening this week: Entourage, Insidious: Chapter 3 and Spy

29 Couchsurfing Science (still) rules: Bill Nye makes his streaming debut

30 Good and bad vibrations Love & Mercy: biopic explores the highs and lows of Brian Wilson

33 Late comers

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35 This Little Underground

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

Melt Banana still maximum as a duo

The 20 local dishes we love right now

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19 King of the Casselberry

36 Selections

19 Tip Jar Bite30 begins, First Watch purchases the Egg & I, Winter Park’s Sip, Shop & Stroll is coming, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

20 Remix

38 The Week 39 Down the Road

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The Negroni gets fizzy

65 Gimme Shelter

23 Recently Reviewed

66 Savage Love

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

Unsure of why this was reported to a magazine (“Orlando woman claims she was rejected from job because her legs were too muscular,” Bloggytown, May 29).

They are legally allowed to do this, and she knew going into the interview that it was solely based on appearance. I’m sure her feelings are hurt, but that doesn’t mean you need to call the local media because you feel wronged.

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Guantanamo Baywatch expertly perverts rock & roll on their cleanest-sounding record yet

33 Picks This Week

Curry joint brings straight-up Indian fare to the neighborhood – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired

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music

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Seriously, if you haven’t learned by now why more and more minimum wage earners are above the age of 25, then you haven’t been paying attention.

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29 Opening in Orlando

First Words compiles emails, letters and comments from orlandoweekly. com. We reserve the right to edit for length, content and clarity.

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“The Osmonds were pretty popular back then, especially among Mormons, but I think among a lot of Americans.

But we had a group called the Sunshine Cousins. It was me, my sister and my cousin and we, we would lip sync basically.”

– U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Florida, in a 2012 interview with ABC News “We were in the Mormon church I guess by the time I turned 8,” he told ABC News back in 2012. These were the Rubio salad days, the If we could account for the number clinking gold rollerskating heights of ’80s Las of fingernails we’ve bitten while observing U.S. Vegas, and Rubio was, oh dear, not on LSD Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Florida, roll out his steam- but on LDS. less, rickety train of a “We did our first presidential campaign, communion in Las Vegas we would likely be selling before moving back to sad fingernail necklaces by Miami,” Rubio told ABC the seashore to tourists. It at the time, clutching his Estimated polling number for seems like only yesterday rosary. “I know people presidential hopeful and U.S. we were watching Rubio find it interesting, it was Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Florida throw princess parties a period in our lives and in the gallery of the Florida our family in Las Vegas, we Legislature for his kids, have a large extended famand maybe the day after that we were talking ily of cousins, second cousins and others who to him as he shilled his first book at a big-box are still part of the LDS church.” retailer. He drank that water that one time. He Not to go ad hominem on all of this religious liked to eat on the party’s speak – Rubio is most credit card. He refused definitely a conservato take any questions. tive Catholic these days We have had a great who prefers longMonthly amount that the antitime! sleeved shirts – but gay regime of the Gambia But now things the best part of this, the offered to pay Rubio fundraiser are getting real. How part we forgot, is that Jennifer Lukawski’s BGR Group real? Well, in doing Rubio was in a band (founded by former Republican our research, we were called the Sunshine National Committee chairman reminded of our favorCousins (trust, we’ve and Mississippi Governor Haley ite thing about Marco looked for clips but Barbour) for lobbying expenses (Polo!), something he have not found them). revealed back in 2012 The Sunshine Cousins and advocacy prior to a 2013 in his vanity bio. No, it were modeled after protest wasn’t the blatant lie the Osmonds. “It was that his parents came to me, my sister and my America as exiled Cubans, but something far cousin and we, we would lip sync basically,” more hilarious and awesome.

Rubio told ABC in 2012. Where are the photos?

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HOW IS THIS NOT THE BIGGEST NEWS? having on his team someone who hobnobs with Probably because last week, Rubio found a dictator who threatens to behead people just himself in another bottle of hot water when it because they happen to be gay or whatever. If was revealed that one of his bundlers (meanyou’re president of the United States, you’re ing, people who pick up the campaign cash seen as the chief democrat in the world, person and muddle it together in a manner that seems with the moral authority to talk about democlegal), Jennifer Lukawski (who just hosted a racy. You cannot have people who hobnob Rubio fundraiser, natch), lists with vicious tyrants.” among her accomplishments It was a bad week for in 2013 some lobbying for Rubio all around. His trip the Gambia, an African to Las Vegas, where he celAmount Rubio billed the nation that supported ebrated his 44th birthday Republican Party of Florida the beheading of gay party at the home of Pawn during the 2007 and people. Website Think Stars behemoth and politProgress reports that BGR ical genius Rick Harrison 2008 legislative sessions Group, Lukawski’s employer, (was Chumlee there?), gave for restaurant bills at received $45,000 a year for Dems a chance to insist that places like Chick-fil-A and its education “advocacy” on his campaign is “pawning Macaroni Grill during the behalf of the organization. off old, failed GOP ideas as RPOF credit card scandal “For Sen. Rubio to be new.” taken seriously, he has to His Vegas homecoming show he can defend the rights of all Americans,” was also a reminder that, when it comes to Democratic Union of Gambian Activists spokessome things, he’s actually at odds with his own man Pasamba Jow told Think Progress. “To do party. Rubio’s parents were poor casino workthat, he’d be sending the wrong signal by ers in Vegas, a matter that made Rubio an odd

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union supporter back in the day. “I was excited to be part of the cause and join forces with striking workers,” Rubio wrote with his other hand while breathing out of the other side of his mouth in his first memoir. “I became a committed union activist.” Then, when his dad crossed the strike lines, the Palm Beach Post reports, Rubio verbally assailed him with this nugget: “I accused him of selling out and called him a scab. … It hurt him, and I am ashamed of it.”

Which just adds to the mystery of the Marco Rubio that nobody can seem to pin down.

Last week, after the New York Times posited that Rubio could be Hillary Clinton and the Democrats’ “nightmare,” Daily Beast columnist Michael Tomasky coughed up his coffee: “Rubio has some strengths the others don’t,” Tomasky wrote. “But if all this adds up to a nightmare, I’d think Clinton is sleeping pretty well at night.”

Bring the balls On May 29, after postponing a fantastic interview with us for unexplained reasons, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer (who did meet

us the next day) and the Orlando City Soccer Club announced that the soccer club is no longer going to wait for the state to figure out whether it’ll provide any funding for the construction of a new soccer-specific stadium in Orlando.

Instead, the city has agreed to sell the site where it planned to construct the stadium to Orlando City Soccer. Although the sale price wasn’t announced, the mayor said the club would pay “fair market value” for the property (ha, ha, ha). The soccer club will privately fund the construction of the stadium, which will be larger than originally planned – the new stadium will seat 25,000 to 28,000, a leap from the 19,000 the stadium was originally supposed to hold. And there is some stormwater nonsense to work out, which the soccer club also says it’ll pay for.

Even with the skepticism that comes along with an out-of-nowhere deal, at least Phil Rawlins and Flavio Augusto da Silva have the nerve to fund their own enterprise, rather than letting it sit on the city’s bond-rolls.

Somebody should send a note to Orlando Magic owner Rich DeVos, maybe, one with an invoice in it for the $500 million in public dollars used to build the Amway Center. Well done, Lions.

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SWAT team members stand on Pine Street, while fellow officers inside 55 West serve a warrant on Johan Otilio Lopez.

How does Valencia State College’s former practice of using student volunteers to practice transvaginal ultrasounds stack up to other schools in the state? last week, Valencia State College in Orlando announced that it will permanently eliminate a practice that, while commonly used in medical-training fields, makes most people cringe when they hear about it: asking students to volunteer for medical diagnostic testing in the classroom so everyone gets some real-life experience with various procedures. It’s

common for students in medical programs to practice such things as blood draws and abdominal exams on fellow students, even if it seems somewhat invasive to people outside the field.

But when it came to light last month that two female students attending Valencia sued the school because they claim they were browbeat into volunteering for one particularly invasive procedure – transvaginal ultrasound, an internal ultrasound that helps medical professionals get a closer look at female reproductive organs – the school quickly came under fire. The students say they were told that if they didn’t agree to have the ultrasounds, they would have to leave the program or be “blacklisted” from working at local hos-

pitals. Valencia College first responded to the suit by pointing out that peer physical examinations – known as PPEs – are a commonly accepted practice in medicaltraining programs across the nation. And indeed, some of the medical professionals we talked to say they practiced various techniques on fellow students when they were in school. Some said their experience was limited to non-invasive examinations; others say they even practiced such things as gynecological pelvic exams on fellow students.

But shortly after Valencia defended itself in the media, it did an about-face. On May 26, college president Sandy Shugart said the school would “permanently discontinue the use of student volunteers for transvaginal ultrasound scanning.”

The school says it conducted a “comprehensive external investigation and a thorough internal review” and decided to instead rely on teaching methods that “employ sophisticated simulators,” in place of student volunteers – something the lawsuit against Valencia claims has been an option for the school, which has simulators in the classroom already.

We called several other colleges that offer diagnostic medical sonography programs in the state to see what they were doing to get students the practice they needed. Would a ban on student volunteers put Valencia College at a disadvantage if other schools in the state were indeed using them? By press time, we weren’t able to confirm the policies on using student volunteers at either Polk State College or Pensacola State College, both of which offer diagnostic sonography programs, but we did get responses from both Miami Dade College and Hillsborough Community College. According to Hessy Fernandez, director of media relations for Miami Dade College, the school “does not allow students to practice or examine one another. In addition to high-tech simulators, Miami Dade College at times uses paid subjects for some exams.”

At Hillsborough, there is limited use of student volunteers in a very controlled setting. According to Ashley Carl, executive director of marketing and public relations for the school, students can volunteer “to get extra practice” when they complete the program. Only, they aren’t practicing on other students – they’re practicing on themselves.

“What will happen is the student volunteer who is on the table will be fully covered up and will insert the probe into themselves,” she says. One instructor and one other student must be on hand to supervise, but she says the exam happens in a “very private” setting rather than in a class in front of other students. “The other student will help do the guiding for the student who has the probe within them, orlandoweekly.com

and they will help remove the probe.”

She says that typically, only about four to six students per year request the session, which she says can be a valuable learning experience for the students. But it’s not part of the curriculum, she says, and nobody is asked to undergo it.

Although Shugart’s statement implies that Valencia is through with student volunteering for good, it does also state that the school plans to “review and evaluate all of our educational programs on a frequent basis.” Perhaps if it evaluates its sonography program practices again, it can take a page from Hillsborough’s playbook. – Erin Sullivan

SWAT descends on 55 West to serve search warrant, gets shot at by suspect on Friday, May 29, an armed man attempted to shoot police officers serving a search warrant in downtown Orlando.

When SWAT officers went to apartment 2005 at 55 W. Church St. – aka the 55 West building – they deployed a “diversionary device” inside the apartment, then rushed inside. According to a police report, officers heard a “distinctive bang,” which they recognized as a gun being fired.

More officers entered the apartment and one of them spotted the suspect, Johan Otilio Lopez, hiding behind a dresser. Lopez dove to the floor, and officers quickly detained him. After he was removed from the premises, they found spent shell casings and found a pistol that had an unused round stuck in the firing chamber, preventing it from continuing to fire. “This leads me to believe that had Lopez’s gun not jammed, he would have continue to shoot at SWAT officers,” Officer Phillip McMican wrote in his report of the incident.

Officers say they continued to search the apartment and found “a large bag of a green leafy substance,” which was obviously marijuana. More than a pound of pot was found in the apartment, as well as a packaging machine, unused vacuumsealable bags and a “large amount” of U.S. currency.

Lopez, who police say has 46 prior felony arrests, one felony conviction, 31 misdemeanor arrests and eight misdemeanor convictions, can now add the charges of attempted first-degree murder of a law enforcement officer, possession of ammunition by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of cannabis with intent to sell, and possession of cannabis in excess of 20 grams to his lengthy rap sheet. – ES esullivan@orlandoweekly.com ●

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Ron Campbell, celebrated animator of the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine, raises his periscope in Orlando

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ifty years ago, Ron Campbell got an offer he couldn’t refuse. The first thing he did was refuse it.

Campbell was kicking around his native Australia working as an animator on television commercials and cartoons when a call came in from New York asking him to direct a TV show about beetles. Campbell thought a moment and said, “I don’t think bugs will make very good characters.”

Of course, he had misheard. The show wasn’t about beetles. It was about Beatles.

Looking back on that fateful call, Campbell – who will make live drawings at the 1059 Sunny FM Rock Art Show & Sale Friday through Sunday, as well as display work for sale – isn’t sure how he hadn’t heard of the Beatles. After all, by 1965 they were the most famous band on the planet.

They had just released the Help film and soundtrack and would soon drop Rubber Soul on a still-reeling world.

“I wasn’t familiar with their music, but I became a Beatles fan by directing the show,” Campbell says. “Directing the Beatles TV cartoon show was not so much exciting as

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ink outlines and then filling them in with watercolors.

“I do drawings for little children, really,” he says. “If I do a drawing for an adult, I find quickly a line of 30 people. Nostalgia is a powerful emotion, I guess.”

After half a century animating some of the most iconic characters in television history, Campbell says he still enjoys drawing them, although he can’t pick a favorite.

“You can’t do it,” he says. “How the hell do

you choose between the Beatles, Smurfette and Scooby-Doo?” Luckily, his fans do the picking for him, whether from one of the famous ’60s cartoons or from his more recent work on shows like Rugrats and Darkwing Duck.

“I can walk into a room filled with people of all ages, and they all know my work,” he says.

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terrifying. It was very challenging. I was a very young man, 24 years old. I had dumped on me a great deal of responsibility to hire a lot of people, to oversee the workflow, to see that six months hence the film would be delivered to New York, and one week after that, another film delivered. It was kind of like flying an airplane. It was very exciting, but you might be scared if you stopped and thought about it. There was too much to do.

Not thinking for a moment that 50 years later I would be talking to a newspaper man from Orlando.”

The Beatles cartoon changed Campbell’s life. It reigned atop the ratings for its entire four-year run, after which Campbell got the nod from Bill Hanna of HannaBarbera fame. Soon he was animating The Smurfs, Scooby-Doo, The Jetsons and The Flintstones, among others, and in 1968, he was welcomed back into the Beatles fold to animate the Yellow Submarine feature film.

“Yellow Submarine was a lot more fun,” Campbell says. “They sent a voice track and it was my job to send them back pencil drawings of the full animation of the scenes, which included many scenes of the Blue Meanies, the Nowhere Man, a lot of the character animation.”

Now retired, Campbell spends his time traveling to events like the Sunny FM show, where he meets fans and draws their favorite characters, starting with pencil and

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BY SETH KUBERSKY

PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY

There’s nothing else quite like the Republic, an innovative new interactive entertainment It all began with the blindfold. A ribbon of cloth was tied across my face, and I was led stumbling into the blackness with only the shifting textures beneath my feet – from tile to cement to dirt and sticks – signifying my sightless progress. Finally, I was forced to sit on a low stool and a gruff voice grunted warnings in my ears until the blind was removed, revealing the hideously disfigured visage of my monstrous host. As he ranted about pain and control, I ransacked the gloomy room, rummaging through ornate boxes in search of an instrument to tranquilize him with.

No, this isn’t a preview of Disney’s new Fifty Shades of Grey ride; nor is it a training camp for Halloween Horror Nights scare-actors. Welcome to The Republic (therepublicgame.com), an innovative new interactive entertainment that opened in downtown Orlando’s Ivanhoe Village neighborhood late last month. The Republic casts up to 30 players per session as cogs in a complex sci-fi society inspired by Plato’s politics, Greek mythology and Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. Once assigned their roles, guests get 90 minutes to explore 18,000 square feet of elaborately themed sets and interact with

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a dozen-odd live actors. Depending on the questions players ask and decisions they make, the Republic might witness a bloodless revolution – or the whole thing might get blown to hell.

After experiencing the attraction twice (once during their Fringe Festival “beta test” and again at their media grand opening), I can confidently say that there’s nothing else quite like the Republic in Orlando’s tourism market, nor maybe any other. I’ve enjoyed most of the local “escape rooms” that have proliferated lately, but those are more like old-school point-andclick puzzle games, whereas the Republic is closer to a live-action open-world RPG. Creator Sarah Elger (who is a designer for a local theme park by day) credits World of Warcraft as an important influence, and told me that her desire to “create a real-life video game experience” has taught her that “empowering an audience member is terrifying” from the gamemaker’s perspective.

Likewise, comparisons can be drawn to immersive plays like Tamara or Sleep No More, but those are passive experiences in which the audience members are observers, while the Republic relies on participants to make decisions that drive the action forward. There are no hit points or dice rolls in this game; your weapons are your wits and information is the only currency. You can choose to follow the character you are initially paired with and play your assigned

role, but I had more fun deviating from the obvious path, making my own decisions about who to trust or deceive.

This type of interactive theater relies on talented improvisers to make it work, and for the most part the Republic’s cast acquits itself honorably. I recognized a number of familiar faces from area stages – including Corey Volence, Clare Ghezzi, Spencer Hojdila, Michael Sloan and John Reid Adams – and all did an excellent job of “yes, and”-ing my suggestions. A couple of the characterizations (such as the Engineer who was channeling Randy “Macho Man” Savage for some unknown reason) crossed into distracting camp, but most maintained the appropriate balance between sinister and surreal. Even when I deliberately disobeyed instructions or otherwise tried to push the game’s boundaries, they all stayed in character and adjusted agilely. I was especially impressed by Kathryn Fabbroni’s performance as the shellshocked CEO after I rescued her from a cave full of jellybeans (you had to be there).

As with any enterprise this ambitious, there’s bound to be room for improvement, and while I noted welcome tweaks between my two visits, it still has a way to go. Most crucially, full enjoyment of the attraction requires understanding the complex caste system writer Nikhil Menezes has crafted, which results in overly expository opening scenes; imagine if the dungeon master had to explain what elves and dragons were before every game of D&D. I’d suggest sharing the backstory online for pre-game prep and screening a “propaganda film” explaining the essentials during the wait for everyone to check in (a process that currently takes way too long).

Fair warning: The Republic isn’t for the faint-hearted; there’s foul language from the first scene, and at one point I watched someone run screaming from a rampaging actor. During the game itself, some tasks I completed had no consequences, and both times we were summoned to the finale just as I felt I was starting to accomplish my objectives. Finally, neither of the scripted endings I saw (I’ve heard there are four possible conclusions) was particularly satisfying; the “murder cabinet” used to kill characters is especially awkward and anticlimactic.

Even with these issues, I became really involved in my Republic experiences, and wished they had been 20 minutes longer. The question is what will become of this grand experiment once its limited nine-week run ends in late July, as construction for the Yard at Ivanhoe consumes the Republic’s Alden Road warehouse. Hopefully Elgin and company can find a new permanent home for it, because I’d love to see their concept refined to a quality that can compete with other area attractions. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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DUCK LOVERS PIZZA/THE SmILING BISON

WITH PHOTOS BY HANNAH GLOGOWER

It’s an ambitious move, making a list of 20 things in Orlando that we think everyone needs to eat at least once. So first, let’s talk about what this list isn’t. It’s not a restaurant guide – we’re focusing in on the plate, not looking at the whole experience. It’s not a list of the “best” dishes in Orlando – we’ll give you our take on those (and you’ll give us yours!) in Orlando Weekly’s upcoming Best of Orlando issue, out July 29. And it’s not a comprehensive inventory, either – we couldn’t possibly confine all the great tastes Orlando has to offer to just 20 plates. Think of this as a punch card, a bucket list, a map of flavors that will take you around the city and around the world. Gotta catch ’em all!

Japanese Breakfast Bowl

Southern Poutine

Artisan’s Table, 22 E. Pine St., 407-730-7499; artisanstableorlando.com

The Coop, 610 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-843-2667; asouthernaffair.com

Two eggs any way (we recommend poached) over Japanese sticky rice studded with bacon lardons and sliced scallion, drizzled with sweet chili sauce and sprinkled with black sesame seeds and spicy togarashi.

It’s not a traditional poutine, nor a traditional breakfast, but it’s a humdinger of a plate: seasoned crinkle-cut fries smothered with sausage gravy and spicy cheese sauce, then topped with a fried egg and a delicate sprinkle of parsley. (Don’t spare the hot sauce.)

Jamon Iberico de Bellota Capa, Four Seasons Resort Orlando, 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; fourseasons.com/orlando

A plate lavishly draped with shavings of sweet, nutty jamón de bellota, a pure Iberico acorn-fed ham, carved from the haunch that perches on the ledge near the kitchen.

Nashville Hot Chicken

Foie Gras Nigiri Kabooki Sushi, 3122 E. Colonial Drive, 407-228-3839; kabookisushi.com

A tender, umami-rich slab of seared foie gras over sushi rice (tied up with a ribbon of red sorrel) over a generous lake of sweet unagi foam, touched with snappy shallot jam and dusted with black sesame-seed powder.

Cask & Larder, 565 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 321-280-4200; caskandlarder.com

Roasted Bone Marrow

The Southern-fried chicken with a fiery bite and a telltale red hue pops up at C&L’s dinner sided with cornbread and mac & cheese and at brunch perched atop a waffle.

The Pharmacy, 8060 Via Dellagio Way, 407-985-2972; thepharmacyorlando.com

Chongqing Lazi Chicken Chuan Lu Garden, 1101 E. Colonial Drive, 407-896-8966; chuanluyuan.com

Sugar-and-salt-dusted nuggets of supercrunchy chicken nestle in a heap of delicately crisp red tientsin chilies, laced with the intense citrusy blast of Sichuan peppercorns.

An unctuous scoop of “God’s butter” (aka bone marrow) served on crisp 100-year-old-sourdough crostini, embellished with pulled oxtail and sweet-hot ghost chili-and-strawberry preserves.

Butter Chicken Tacos Pig Floyd’s Urban Barbakoa, 1326 N. Mills.

Ave., 407-203-0866; facebook.com/pigfloyds

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topped with creamy orange tikka masala sauce, pickled jalapeños, roasted pumpkin seeds and cilantro, drizzled with yogurt “crema” and served on a flour tortilla.

Fu Man Chu Sandwich Pom Pom’s Teahouse & Sandwicheria, 67 N. Bumby Ave., 407-894-0865; pompomsteahouse.com

Spicy Asian pulled pork, peppery watercress, tangy goat cheese and sweet red onions spread with ginger-cranberry chutney, slapped between two slices and pressed.

The Ravenous Pig Old Fashioned The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-628-2333; theravenouspig.com

Breakfast in a glass: bacon-infused Old Forester bourbon stirred up with vanilla and maple, dashed with bitters, and garnished with a candied bacon slice.

Tonkotsu Ramen Sapporo Ramen, 5080 W. Colonial Drive, 407-203-6777; Sapporo Ramen on Facebook

Rich, pork-bone-based broth swimming with thin slices of cha-siu

pork, mushrooms, ginger, sesame seeds, bamboo shoots, green onions and fishcake; add corn and a soft-boiled egg for the full experience.

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Bavarian Soft Pretzel with Pilsner Fondue Schumann’s Jäger Haus, 25 W. Church St., 407-985-1950; schumannsjagerhaus.com

Schumann’s hand-twisted pretzel is big (but not comedically so) and poofy, strewn with salt crystals and served with a generous portion of beer-infused cheese sauce dabbed with whole-grain mustard.

Pork Belly Adobo Scratch, 223 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-325-5165; scratchtapas.com

Small plate, big flavors: lush pork belly cooked sous-vide for 12 hours, then crisped up and plated with micro cilantro, nutty-chewy forbidden rice, a salty shoyu-based sauce and a perfectly acidic zing of calamansi lime juice. pappardelle), with its faint briny aroma, is best topped with Trevi’s funghi bianca: a light, wholesome cream sauce seasoned with white wine and lightly studded with chopped portobellos and porcini.

Salted Caramel Dark Chocolate Pecan Pie Se7enbites, 207 N. Primrose Drive, 407-203-0727; facebook.com/se7enbites

The absurdly decadent sweet filling is balanced flawlessly with a piecrust so savory, so pumped with butter and salt, that it almost tastes like bacon.

Pulpo de Gallego Txokos Basque Kitchen, 3201 Corrine Drive, 321-972-8852; txokoskitchen.com

Bar snack deluxe: A chewy squiggle of lightly charred, ocean-sweet octopus tentacle balances on a solid slab of grilled potato, adorned with slippery golden caramelized onions and kissed with sharply sour-sweet salsa vizcaina.

Duck Lovers Pizza The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road, 407-898-8580; thesmilingbison.com

A garlic puree-dressed crust quacks under the weight of duck confit, duck ham and duck sausage, topped with Monterey Jack, scattered with pea tendrils, drizzled with 10-year balsamic and crowned with a fried duck egg.

Banh Cuon Vietnam Cuisine, 1224 E. Colonial Drive, 407-228-7053; ttranvista.wix.com/ vietnamcuisineorlando

Chicken and Dumplings

Silky-smooth fresh rice crepes (think elastic Vietnamese rice wrapper, not traditional French pancake) enclose a savory mix of crisp-fried ground pork and chewy wood ear mushrooms, scattered with a crunch of fried onion and sided with a nuoc cham dipping sauce.

Soco, 629 E. Central Blvd., 407-849-1800; socothorntonpark.com

A witty dish that resembles the Southern classic in name only: delicate Asian lobster dumplings paired with shreds of the tenderest chicken breast, dotted with local mushrooms, edamame and a soy-butter emulsion.

Butter Masala Dosa Woodlands, 6040 S. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-854-3330; woodlandsusa.com

Squid-Ink Pappardelle with Mushroom Cream Sauce

The thinnest, crunchiest rice-flour crepe wraps around a soft, complexly spicy filling of potatoes and onions cooked in butter. Slather liberally with green-chili-hot coconut chutney. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

Trevi Pasta, 2120 Edgewater Drive, 407-985-2577; facebook.com/trevipastallc

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Orlando Weekly’s Bite 30 runs all month, with 27 different prix-fixe menus to try – one for every day left in June. Take advantage of the deal to audition new spots, or try novel tastes at old favorites.

And in a fresh twist, restaurants that are licensed will also offer a Bite 30 cocktail menu. See full restaurant list and menus at bite30.com.

Better brunch chain First Watch is set to purchase the Colorado-based Egg & I brand and convert their restaurants to First Watches. We haven’t received confirmation that the Egg & I’s SoDo location will be rebranded immediately, but based on our March 11 review, we’re crossing our fingers that there’s change in the air. eVenTS Winter Park’s Sip, Shop & Stroll is 5-8 p.m. Thursday, June 11. Participating restos include Umi, Boca, Cocina 214, Luma, Nelore and Peterbrooke Chocolatier; admission is $25 … On June 12, Hearts Give Hope – Catholic Charities of Central Florida’s poverty awareness event – will feature food and wine from Cooper’s Hawk, Burger 21, World of Chocolate Museum & Cafe, Kedulce Bakery and PRP Wine. Cost is $45.

King of the Casselberry Curry joint brings straight-up Indian fare to the neighborhood – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired

oPenInGS & CloSInGS Jason Schofield plans to open This and That Deli in the former Alpine Cafe space in Ivanhoe Village … The megapopular Miami-based burger joint Pincho Factory is renovating a space in Dr. Phillips and plans to open ASAP …

Over on Lee Road, La Gordita Loca has opened in the former Draft House Pub location … Also on Lee Road, look for Genoa’s Heroes to open any day now in the old Green Day Cafe space. They feature “over-stuffed subs” … The fifth Giovanni’s Italian Restaurant has opened on Narcoossee Road in Lake Nona … Look for Tapa Toro to open at I-Drive 360 the second week of June … Sammy’s Gelato & Waffles has opened on Alafaya Trail near UCF. Also near UCF, Qarma Crepes has closed due to “circumstances beyond our control” … Greek Flame Taverna will close at the Dr. Phillips Marketplace on June 14.

BY FAIYAZ KARA royal IndIan CUISIne 1410 State Road 436, Casselberry | 407-681-7542 | royalindianorlando.com | $$

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he encouraging murmurs we heard about Royal Indian Cuisine had us eager to make the drive out to Casselberry, and it’s not very often one gets to say that. The standalone building on the corner of State Road 436 and Howell Branch Road has housed other restaurants – Las Margaritas; Brick & Fire – but the aromas of sizzling fajitas and blistered pizzas have since given way to the redolent scents of tandoori meats and curries. But as anyone who frequents Indian restaurants will tell you, heady scents alone do not a good Indian restaurant make.

Even the worst Desi resto can entice with fragrant spices a-roasting, but the proof is in the pakora, or, as was the case on this particular visit, in the bhaji – onion bhaji ($4.95), that is. The batter fashioned from chickpea flour, onions, cilantro and carom seed couldn’t have been fried more perfectly, and the flavors – arousing, exotic – gave us hope for what was to come. So it was a little surprising to bite into the

tough, almost chewy crust of a lamb samosa ($5.95). I’ve bitten into many a samosa crust in my time, but this was confoundingly subpar and unlike any I had bitten into before.

Further, the ground lamb was completely overdone, rendering this starter a complete and utter failure.

So it was good thing we ordered the chilli chicken ($9.95). The lingering effects of the samosa were put on the proverbial funeral pyre and set ablaze by this infernal Indo-Chinese sauté. Note: Daubing rivulets of moisture from your neck with fistfuls of paper napkins is a necessary adjunct to this seriously spicy-ass dish. One of our servers repeatedly checked on us as we savored it, then grinned after every bite we took. The other server, equally as affable and attentive as the first, had us simultaneously amused and bewildered with his Chaplinesque mannerisms. Both were competent, helpful and all too willing to please, though neither could’ve done a damn thing about the dried-out lamb seekh kebabs ($15.95).

Sizzling as they were, their texture left much to be desired, and the seasonings in the marinade were just off.

Bhindi do pyaza ($11.95), okra slowcooked in spices, was a far better effort; the

thick sauce was quite lovely, in fact. The subtly sweet gravy of the chicken shahi korma ($13.95) was requisitely luxuriant; the cashew paste added an unparalleled richness to the curry, giving the korma its “shahi” (“royal”) distinction. Also pleasing was the Kerala fish curry ($14.95). A blend of tamarind, curry leaves and coconut provided the base in which generous chunks of (sigh) tilapia lolled.

As far as breads are concerned, neither the naan ($2.50) nor the lacha paratha ($4) glistened with ghee, and both looked dry and lifeless in the bread basket. It just underscored my take: Royal Indian Cuisine is simply a straight-up curry house, nothing more. Even desserts like gulab jamun ($3.95) and pistachio kulfi ($4.95) were uninspired, the latter’s consistency resembling wet cardboard more than ice cream.

So, as far as neighborhood Indian joints go, this one will do, I suppose. But in a year that brought the closure of American Gymkhana, arguably the finest Indian restaurant to ever grace this city, that’s no consolation.

BrIeFly In honor of National Doughnut Day Friday, June 5, Krispy Kreme is treating its customers to a free doughnut of their choice.

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Boulevardier, the Old Pal), but remixing my favorite drink seems like a mug’s game. Why mess with perfection?

However, when I got a PR pitch for the new Bonne O carbonating system claiming that, unlike the SodaStream, users can carbonate liquids other than water, it caught my attention. Bartenders with access to pro carbon dioxide systems have been serving carbonated Negronis for a few years, but home bartenders were limited to adding soda to get that bubbly tingle – nice, but a much diluted version of the original.

Simply adding liquor to the “flavor chamber” of the typical seltzer system doesn’t really give you a carbonated cocktail – it gives you a very lightly alcoholic, cocktail-flavored fizzy water. However, forcing anything but water through a seltzer-making system can lead to A) contamination inside the machine, or, more immediately, B) explosions. I want-

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1 cup Campari 1 cup gin 1 cup sweet (red) vermouth 1 Bonne O carbonation system

The Bonne O won’t work unless everything is supercold, so mix the spirits together in a freezer-safe container (preferably one with a pouring spout, like a Pyrex measuring cup) and leave it in the freezer for at least an hour. Also put some water (about 2/3 of a cup) in the fridge with ice to chill.

Once everything is chilled, pour the liquor into the carbonating bottle and top off with ice cubes (you should only need one or two, but the bottle must be full to work). Fill the flavor chamber with cold water, add the carbon dioxide tablet, and set to run for a full four-minute cycle. Eventually, it will stop beeping NOT COLD ENOUGH at you and start its bubbly work. When it’s done, VERY CAREFULLY vent all the gases – both with the bottle release and the top bottle vent – before serving in a chilled coupe or glass of your choice. Store any leftovers in an airtight flip-top bottle.

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eviewers are people, too. (This may seem an inflammatory assertion in this world of uninformed online pushback to every expert opinion, but I assure you it’s true.) Despite a professional requirement to remain completely open to all kinds of experiences, dig deep enough and you might get a restaurant reviewer to admit she loathes bone marrow, or a travel writer to confess that she prefers cold-weather destinations to beach towns.

And it’s the same with this column.

When I’m kicking back with friends instead of mad-scientisting a Remix of a classic cocktail, I gravitate toward aperitifs, digestifs and amari rather than your basic whiskey or vodka mixed drink.

Aperol, Lillet, vermouth, sherry, Cynar – all are major players, but my favorite is Campari, and my favorite Campari cocktail is the Negroni. I’ve remixed a few variations on the Negroni (the

ed no part of an appliance gummed up with Campari, but this Bonne O was a loaner, so I figured it wouldn’t be my problem for long. I also wanted no part of a kitchen ceiling covered with Campari, but I got around that by doing my experiments in the driveway (which turned out to be an excess of caution, but hey, better safe than sorry).

Various straight carbonation (as opposed to water-only) gadgets have come out in recent years – the Perlini, the iSi Twist ’n’ Sparkle, the Mastrad Purefizz – and one by one, all have been discontinued. Based on the red liquid still seeping out of a closed area on the Bonne O after a rinse cycle, I won’t be surprised if this isn’t a long-lived machine, either, but with some experimentation, I was very happily able to use it to create an effervescent, (practically) all-liquor Negroni. I look forward to using the system to create and bottle a few more fizzy cocktails and quick-infused sangrias before I have to send it back. If you’d like to try it for yourself, the $150 machine is available for online order at WilliamsSonoma and Bed Bath & Beyond.

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Shish.Co Mezze & Grill The bevy of Turkish delights fashioned behind the walk-up window of this glassblocked edifice in Maitland is nothing short of stellar. From traditional kebab sandwiches (doner, kofte) to intriguing vegetarian items like the zucchini pancake, the dishes gratify.

A highlight is the chicken kebab flatbread bowl with fluffy bulgur, though the lamb chops (cooked well-done) are exquisitely tender. End with kurabiyesi cookies and a spot of Turkish tea. 118 Lake Ave., Maitland, 407-636-7601; $

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Swine & Sons Handcrafted charcuterie may headline at this Winter Park takeout joint, but executive chef Rhys Gawlak’s unpretentious yet sophisticated Southern fare is the real star.

His butcher sandwiches (love the pimento grilled cheese) and daily “Blue Pig Specials,” like Nashville hot chicken and coffee-grilled spare ribs, keep the small parking lot perpetually full. Desserts by noted pastry chef Alexia Gawlak guarantee endings are nothing but sweet. Don’t leave without perusing the retail provisions. 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7601; $$

Pharmacy Pharmacy brings the speakeasy trend to Dr. Phillips, placing an emphasis on creativity in the kitchen, as well as behind the bar. Start with one of their many “elixirs” – stiff, handcrafted potions – before diving into such shareable options as roasted bone marrow with oxtail and chili-strawberry preserves or fried green tomato nuggets served over creamy corn curry. Mains vary by season, but what we ate – Swiss chard with sausage and pasta sleeves, and sea bass with a tableside pour of lemony Parmigiano broth – was superb. Dinner only. 8060 Via Dellagio Way, 407-985-2972; $$$$

The Boheme Restaurant Resplendent resto in the Grand Bohemian Hotel puts the “art” back in culinary arts, both in restaurant design and chef Laurent Hollaender’s creations. Escargots de Bourgogne play up Hollaender’s French heritage, but crispy fried smelt is the superlative starter. Current seasonal mains (roasted lamb loin; Maple Leaf Farms duck CONTINUED ON PaGe 26

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breast served with starfruit, spring forest mushrooms, Swiss chard and roasted marble potatoes) impress. To end, choose Momofuku-like crack pie, no doubt. 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-581-4700; $$$$

Capa Sexy rooftop resto at the Four Seasons shows off its style with Basque- and Spanish-inspired specialties and USDA Prime steaks. It’s hard to go wrong with any dish, but you’ll go right with hamachi crudo to start. Succulent roast duck with braised salsify, Florida peaches and pickled mustard seed is also a must. If beef is your craving, the bone-in filet is sublime, even if it sets you back $69. Desserts are all Instagramworthy. 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; $$$$

Francesco’s Ristorante & Pizzeria Sicilian specialties star at this Maitland ristorante, with wood-fired brick-oven pizzas stealing the show. Pastas, like the beautifully plated penne Palermitana, are worth seeking out, but be wary of mealy veal Siciliano and flavorless calamari steak.

Hand-fashioned desserts like profiteroles and strawberry tiramisu make small service deficiencies more bearable. 400 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-960-5533; $$

Pho Curry Ford Modest joint on Curry Ford Road serves dependable pho and other Vietnamese staples. While we weren’t blown away by the bún vermicelli bowl with bland grilled pork and shrimp, the hearty beef stew banh mi served with doughy French bread and an aromatic pho tai were both stellar. A decent list of vegetarian items are offered, including fat tofu-filled spring rolls and taro-stuffed egg rolls; no desserts are offered. 3334 Curry Ford Road, 407-930-6267; $

Boca Tampa-based boîte is the latest to make a go of this jinx spot. Wonderfully crisp fried green tomatoes with pimento, tomato jam and house bacon are an impressive starter, as is the farmhouse salad with greens grown right on the walls in the resto’s “vertical garden.” Pan-seared wahoo over celery puree is a hit. Definitely don’t pass up fish specials – or dessert. 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7022; $$$

Rome’s Flavours Roman husband and wife bring a small slice of the Eternal City to Winter Park with simple, rustic, full-flavored dishes. Rustic “paddle pizzas” served on floured cutting boards are just as delectable as the hearty potato soup and flank steak served over arugula. The focused menu also features a variety of salumi and al dente pastas.

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Science (Still) ruleS: Bill nye makeS hiS Streaming deBut By adam mccaBe

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FILM LISTINGS The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared Absurdist fable about a 100-year-old man who escapes the confines of his nursing home and finds adventure. Various days and times; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Over the Hedge Animated hilarity. Noon Saturday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; 407-6290054; $8; enzian.org.

PJs & a Movie: The Breakfast Club Popcorn, candy, bean bags, throw pillows and drink specials, as well as a showing of the classic ’80s movie. Saturday 7 p.m.; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $8; 407-704-6261.

Cult Classics: Star Trek IV The exiled former crew of the USS Enterprise steal a starship and save the day. Tuesday 9:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Dancer in the Dark Cry in a dark room with a bunch of strangers. Sunday noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $10; willspub.org.

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Opening this week Entourage Once upon a time, an 11-year span between the launch of a TV show and the premiere of its spinoff film wasn’t a very big deal at all. But these days … well, let’s just say that the real Aquaman almost made it to the movies first. Coming in just under the wire, here are the small-screen douchebags who foolishly cast their lot behind He Who Talks to Halibut, reunited for yet more Left Coast asshole-buddy-ism. Hey, at least Rahm squeaked to re-election in Chicago, because that “Ari Gold” business has a lot less cachet when your real-life bro is filling the 2 p.m. time slot on MSNBC. (R) Insidious: Chapter 3 A few years ago, I came up with what I think is a novel way to forestall our society’s Dermot Mulroney/Dylan McDermott confusion: I just refer to each of them as Dylan McDurwood. Yes, there’s nothing like a hint of Darren Stevens to remind you to accept the things you cannot distinguish. Anyway, one of ’em stars in this prequel to the first two Insidious pictures, which shows psychic Lin Shaye fighting for the soul of a teenage girl. Franchise co-creator Leigh Whannell, who also helped inflict the Saw series on the world, gets to direct a feature for the very first time.

Hey, Leigh: What took you so long? There are best boys who schmooze their way to the top faster than that. (PG-13) Spy I hereby nominate Paul Feig for the Joan Harris-Holloway Award in recognition of his valiant attempts to do something for women in an industry that could barely give two fucks. No sooner had he announced his all-female Ghostbusters than Universal rendered the whole affair irrelevant by slating a male version for the very next summer. Don’t worry, date rapists of Twitter: The “real thing” is gonna be along right quick to blot out your memories of those meddling cunnies. In the interim, you’ll have to find a way to deal with Spy, yet another Feig/Melissa McCarthy collaboration, which casts the latter as a CIA agent in the thick of an international crisis. And get this: She’s fat! As Mark Rothko once thundered, BY WHAT RIGHT DOES SHE SPEAK? (R)

I had the worst seventh grade biology teacher in the history of education. Eight out of 10 classes, she’d hobble out with breakfast stains all over her shirt, mumble something science-y, and then wheel out a TV on a squeaky set of rollers to our class’ collective sighs. The rest of the hour would be spent watching Bill Nye the Science Guy. OK, in retrospect, maybe she was the best. But also the worst. I don’t know.

The point is, like a meteor hurling itself into a planet and killing everything in sight, Bill Nye and his wacky antics have descended upon Netflix – and it’s the best Adult Swim show that never aired on Adult Swim. What was once a creative educational program for children is now one of the most hilariously watchable, awkward, cringeworthy experiences in streaming media. It’s glorious.

For those of you not yet converted to Nye-hilism, let me break it down for you: Every episode embodies a new scientific topic to cover (the sun, gravity, etc.), then beats it to death for half an hour using hilarious little skits, fast-twitch editing and of course, Nye’s trademark “I’m amazed by everything” personality. Seriously, the guy could convince me that toilet paper would cure cancer. He could sell ice to a polar bear, water to a fish … you get the idea. And just like all educational programming from the ’90s, it looks like it was filmed with your dad’s shitty camera that he only whips out for family vacations.

The entire series is a hot mess full of scattershot ideas, and not all of the jokes land, but there’s no denying that Bill Nye the Science Guy could fit beautifully next to an episode of Tim and Eric or Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Only instead of your classmates, you’d most likely be in a room full of your buddies catching up on your botany research. For those craving nostalgia, you’ll fall in love with basic-bitch science all over again. For the rest of you, make a drinking game out of it – something involving Bill’s eyebrows, preferably.

You’ll be toasted within a half hour, and you may just learn a thing or two: The largest planet is what? JUPITER. I’m amazing. Whatever; I still don’t know science, but I’m thoroughly entertained. BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

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good and bad vibrations Biopic explores the highs and lows of Brian wilson By cameron mei er

Love & Mercy

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ouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong?” the Beach Boys sang in 1966 on their iconic Pet Sounds album. But what the LP’s listeners didn’t realize was that beneath those upbeat lyrics lurked a musician struggling to find a world where he himself belonged.

Love & Mercy is the story of the artistic rise and psychological fall of Brian Wilson, the creative force behind the top-selling American band of the 1960s. It’s essentially two movies in one, with Paul Dano (There Will Be Blood, Little Miss Sunshine) perfectly capturing the frenetic musical perfectionism of the young Wilson and John Cusack tackling the tormented, overly medicated man from the 1980s.

Dano is more believable as Wilson than Cusack, and the shooting style and color palette of the 1960s segments – not to mention Dano’s slight resemblance to Wilson – might make even hard-core Beach Boys fans do a double take. Throw in the other band members and some clever re-creations of the group’s performances and promotional films, and this easily ranks as the best cinematic examination of the band ever, one of the best films of the year and one of the best music movies of the last decade.

Though accepting Cusack as Wilson physically might be a stretch, he embodies the musician aesthetically, helped along by an outstanding performance by the perpetually underrated Elizabeth Banks (Effie

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Trinket in The Hunger Games movies) as Wilson’s girlfriend. Paul Giamatti is his usual stellar self as Wilson’s manipulative and overbearing psychologist, but it’s Banks who stands out. Seriously, when will she be treated as more than just an alternative to Rachel McAdams and given the respect she deserves? Well, I may have just answered my own question, as Banks could be in the discussion for a supporting-actress nod here, to perhaps accompany a nomination for Dano.

Director Bill Pohlad (better known as a producer) and writers Oren Moverman and Michael Alan Lerner have fashioned a satisfyingly creative, if not particularly revolutionary, overlapping format. We get little bits of Dano’s musically innovative Wilson (with some wonderfully detailed studio moments) followed by stretches of Cusack’s Wilson on the psychological brink, and vice versa. And along the way, we learn to appreciate the greatness of Wilson and discover what separated him from the rest of his group.

That separation is never sharper than when, in a deliciously metaphorical moment, Dano’s Wilson invites his bandmates to swim out to him in the pool.

“We’re too shallow for the deep end,” one replies.

The dual storytelling structure and strong performances are what most moviegoers will first notice about Love & Mercy, which shares its name with a song Wilson wrote for his 1988 eponymous album. But the film’s greatest cultural contribution might be its revelatory portrait of a man we mistakenly thought we already knew – a man who, for much of his life, lacked his own inner harmony despite his ability to create beautiful harmonies for the rest of us. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

The Business British oi! punks the Business return for a rowdy party with Orlando ruckus-makers the Attack for guaranteed flailing fun.

8 p.m. Wednesday, June 3, at Backbooth, $10

Blueprint As if we’re not already blessed by innovative hip-hop head Blueprint’s frequent dips back into our state from his native Ohio, this lineup is further electrified by local fire from Midaz the Beast.

9 p.m. Thursday, June 4, at the Social, $10

Late comers Guantanamo Baywatch expertly perverts rock & roll to incarnate golden oldies vibes on their cleanest-sounding record yet

By Ashley BelAnger GUanTanaMo BaywaTCH with wet nurse, Thee wilt Chamberlain, Tight Genes 8 p.m.

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t used to be if you wanted to sell a record, you slapped a pretty girl on the cover, called it the band’s biggest hits (or named it after their biggest hit), then sat back and watched the albums fly off shelves. For Portland, Oregon’s Guantanamo Baywatch (who genuinely loves the rock & roll and surf rock vibes they’re well-known for lovingly mutilating), the ’60s was it. The band exhausts every effort to keep that spirit instilled, and not just as an active haunt in modern music. In their crass way, they warp time to become an extension of that exact period of rock.

“It was just a cheap way for them to sell records back in the day, putting a hot girl on the front,” says guitarist and vocalist Jason Powell. “So it’s sort of like everything that we do from the album, songwise and artwise, you’re supposed to get that this is kind of a thing that we – not even like we’re trying to do something for an aesthetic, it’s just I love this kind of music. And I

don’t want to be copying it. I’d like to be included in the canon of that kind of music legitimately.”

With their latest release, Darling … It’s Too Late, the band steered away from their surf rock roots and their early lo-fi recording habits to create an album that’s set apart from the live experience you’ll have with the same songs. At Atlanta’s Living Room Recording, Guantanamo Baywatch found recording masterminds who could help the previously-DIY four-track tinkerers achieve the sound they secretly always wanted for their slanted-oldies songwriting tendencies. This included the ability to apply much more muted effects when employing reverb or echoes (Powell describes a Captain Obvious-like creative epiphany from working with better tools leveraged by informed engineers), and most importantly the opportunity to add back-up vocals you can actually hear in the mix.

“So much recorded music right now, especially garage rock stuff, is really lo-fi, and it’s a cool aesthetic,” Powell says. “But sometimes I listen to the stuff like, ‘Man, I wish I could hear the lyrics.’ Or, I can tell the guitar is doing something cool, but I can’t really tell what it’s doing. A lot of

new Kids on the Block, TlC, nelly Pop indulgence or total time warp, the trio of hit-making acts dubs this tour the Main Event. Go online to read our interview with New Kids about this nostalgia trip tour.

7 p.m. Friday, June 5, at Amway Center, $19-$89.50

times if you’re recording really lo-fi, you don’t have that much room, you know, like sonic room to put in shit like back-up vocals. It’s really hard to do back-up vocals that don’t make stuff sound really muddy on a lo-fi platform. So it was cool. We could do all the back-up vocals I always wanted to do.”

Five tour vans ago (back when backup vocals were just a hazy dream), Guantanamo Baywatch headed out on their inaugural tour with one especially creepy stop. Huge John Waters fans, the band appropriated and altered the cover art for Waters’ 1986 book Crackpot for a random, very limited cassette that Powell says he can’t even remember why they made, or what songs were on it. Then they had a friend (a former Facebook employee and stalker-skilled hacker) track down Waters’ address before they got to Baltimore. Once there, they knocked but no one answered, so they left an offering: a pizza box with their debut LP (Postcard From the Tar Pitz), the cassette and postcards, plus a Gatorade bottle full of tar they’d collected in the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles. Fast-forward to this summer when Guantanamo Baywatch will at last meet the curious cult figure for the first time at Burger Records’ Burger Boogaloo on 4th of July, which Waters is slotted to host.

“My dream is that what’s going to happen is we’re gonna get to the Boogaloo and get on stage and in some weird fantasy that I have, he’s gonna be on stage and introduce the band and he’ll have the tape,” Powell says.

smashington 2015 Check out a full day of music featuring a range of artists including the Bloody Jug Band, the Groove Orient, American Party Machine, Mad Illz and much more.

2-8 p.m. Saturday, June 6, at Anthem College, $15-$25

salt n Pepa If the Main Event isn’t enough nostalgia this week, Gay Days pushes it even further by inviting Salt N Pepa to Parliament’s pool party.

3 p.m. Sunday, June 7, at Parliament House, $30

hor!zen “Mondaes” are for reggae at Tanq’s thanks to local picker-uppers Hor!zen, who perform uplifting beats every week in the underground bar.

10 p.m. Monday, June 8, at Tanqueray’s, free

you, Me, and everyone We Know Pennsylvania rockers You, Me, and Everyone We Know released their new EP, Dogged, in March to continue their battle against self-seriousness, especially on the sweetly delivered and stripped-down acoustic strum of “A Pleasant Bummer.”

7 p.m. Tuesday, June 9, at Backbooth, $10

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Although Japanese noise punks

Melt Banana have a long history of playing Orlando, they don’t come too often. So each time they roll through, it’s like the warm excitation of seeing an old friend – a dear, volcanic old friend. We’re one of the lucky cities to regularly experience their legendary live shows, but they stay away just long enough that the sheer power and revelation of it always singes your face anew each time.

Their latest (May 28, Backbooth) was Orlando’s first time seeing them stripped down to just the core duo of frontwoman Yako and surgical-masked shredder Agata. With other bands, this could be a heart-draining prospect, but not for these creative savages. Agata still does what he does, which is summon the sound of natural disasters with his guitar. Besides her usual blistering vocals, Yako now handles the remaining programmed audio with an illuminated hand pad. But Melt Banana’s predilection is more Lightning Bolt than Anamanaguchi, so this arrangement’s a little different. But not an inch less in intensity or insanity, if not a bit more complementary to their freaky conceptual streak.

Live, they compensate for fewer personnel with a more confrontational plan that pushes their whole sound rig right up to the front of the stage. One thing this lineup and organization does exceptionally right is really spotlight how powerful and underrated a front force Yako is, with a presence that does an astonishing amount of the performance heavy lifting. Even with a smaller crew, this show was maximum

Agata still does what he does: summon the sound of natural disasters with his guitar.

Melt Banana. Just ask the flying bodies on the floor. All smiles and slams, this was one of the most joyful pits you’ll ever see.

Right before was reconstituted Ralph Ameduri-associated local band the Hamiltons, who play a noisy, thick-ribbed brand of American punk rock. They were decent when they performed the latest Ralphfest back in February, but they’re already much more locked in now and looking like a band building a new head of steam.

One of their meaty songs stoked the beginning of a decent pit. Then frontman Robert English squashed it by stopping the music, expressing appreciation for the zeal but coming in defense of those peacefully trying to enjoy the show – you know, the punk show. Well, you don’t see that every day. It was a courteous thing to some people at least, but it was a little like getting doused by an ice bucket during a hot fuck. Still, some subsequent crowd awkwardness notwithstanding, the Hamiltons delivered a good, gutsy set.

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Geographically, Jackson Scott (May 25, Will’s Pub) is based in North Carolina, but he’s really from somewhere very

much else. And who knows how long the 20-something has been on this permatrip of his, but he first blipped on the national radar in 2013 via Fat Possum, who released his debut album ((Melbourne Melbourne).

Melbourne).

On stage, his trio kicks out a fried kind of sunshine that scrambles nice pop melodies with eccentric instincts.

His simple, pretty songs seldom stay that way, invariably bursting eventually into blossoms of unpredictability. Not all of it sticks but given psychedelic music’s oftenlax marksmanship, his bull’s-eye moments of clarity and shine are notably frequent.

Most importantly, his sound can never be accused of being ordinary.

Perhaps the biggest surprise, however, was the one act on the bill I’d already seen before: Lakeland indie-rock band Poster.

When I saw these kids back in January opening for St. Louis’ Bruiser Queen at St. Matthew’s, they were pleasant, but more promise than contender. Between then and now, however, something happened, something significant.

They’ve gotten tighter, fuller and altogether more decisive. That’s a great thing because within those easy, ringing jangles is some fine, shimmering pop craft, maybe some of the best I’ve seen from the area’s current freshman class. They’re nonames right now, but that ought to change.

After this show, they move up into a new bracket on my list because this is a band that’s now got the stuff to start making some waves in the area. You’re unlikely to find cool-zephyr jams as perfect for summer as this. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Redlight Redlight Tenth Anniversary Week kick-off The craft beer culture is so deeply ingrained in the Orlando psyche that we can hardly remember a time when we felt like our choices were limited to the Big Breweries and fizzy, yellow-colored beer-water. When we go out now, we find ourselves searching taps for our favorite IPAs, brown ales, bocks and specialty beers. And we owe much of that to Redlight Redlight, the bar that was schooling us on the finer points of beer appreciation before we even knew our Belgian beers from our ESBs. Remember to show Redlight Redlight all of your love this week as it celebrates a decade of raising the beer bar in Orlando,

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beginning with a gig-poster art show, special pricing on select beers and a performance from the Cook Trio to kick off.

Continue the week with tap takeovers, special beer tastings, a beer-and-cheese pairing with La Femme du Fromage and more. All events begin after 5 p.m.; check the Facebook page for details. The bar is giving you every reason to just show up, drink beer and give thanks that we live in a brew-enlightened city. Stop in for a cold one and enjoy. – Erin Sullivan through June 10 | 8 p.m. | Redlight Redlight Beer Parlour, 2810 Corrine Drive | 407-8939832 | free | facebook.com/redlightredlight Thursday, 4

Curren$y Pilot Talk III Tour

Although label drama in Curren$y’s past limited his early output, he’s made it up big time since his 2010 debut, Pilot Talk. Already this year, the saucy rapper has released a full-length, Pilot Talk III, as well as a new EP, Even More Saturday Night Car Tunes, attacking the game with alternate marketing strategies for each. For Pilot Talk III, fans had to hit Jet Life Recordings’ website (the rapper’s label) to buy a $100 USB key and unlock the critically favored album.

It certainly created buzz and demand while more casual (read: more broke) fans made do with the EP, which you can stream on CURREN$Y Spotify and find MUSIC

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basically everywhere you’d expect to find new music. The reward for those who jumped on the third leg of Pilot’s flight, though, was the rare sound of Curren$y soberly spitting about his early career setbacks. Whether riding by car or plane, Curren$y’s flow takes you there. – Ashley Belanger

signs and kindly expressing philanthropy where philanthropy is needed. Local artist Nathan Selikoff (you may know him from his Local Notebooks series) is involved, as is a gaggle of talented folk who give a damn. Come on downtown, get your picture taken, donate some money, love a little. It feels good. – Billy Manes

7 p.m. | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $30-$50

3-9 p.m. | Canvs in the Church Street Exchange, 101 S. Garland Ave., No. 108 | facebook.com/ macbethphoto | $20-$100

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June First Friday: Local Love For a city and a mayor that have taken so much well-deserved flak for jumping on the bandwagon of banning homeless feeding in NIMBY cul-de-sacs (or even at Lake Eola), it’s great to see Mayor Buddy Dyer out front supporting this event, presented by Macbeth Photography. Playing off the recent “#rethinkhomelessness” meme – wherein we are all reminded that people without homes are not stereotypes, generally, but nice people suffering from the income inequality that stains our collective era – this downtown First Friday event offers participants the chance to be photographed nearest their gerrymandered segments of Orlando holding ART

Friday, 5

Turbo Fruits Is it possible Turbo Fruits accidentally gave their album the wrong name?

Instead of the raging punk tremble of previous releases, No Control is almost bizarrely even-tempered and their most polished effort to date. The Nashville garage rockers swapped “Sweet Thang” (Butter) for No Control’s sweetheart/“Favorite Girl” amid the album’s other more straightforward discussion points. Call it maturity, maybe. But if you want to say it’s a sign of selling out or mainstream label interference, guess again, because they funded the effort basically all by themselves. Think of it like the passed-out dude at the party

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“DRINKING DARK RAIN” BY BRIAN PHILLIPS

came to and slicked up his slumbering mumbling and started enunciating his words. Could be off-putting and awkward to longtime fans seeking that old slurry sound, but their brash roots are surely not forgotten live. Let’s see how weird Will’s Pub gets toeing the line between the skeeze and the sheen. – AB with Panther Camp, Sol Cat, the Plush Monsters, Dumber Bunnies | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12 Saturday, 6

Etsy Craft Party & Fair

EVENTS DIY divas and admirers unite as the online world of handcrafted items comes to life at this event hosted by the Central Florida Artisans Guild. Here you’ll find more than 30 vendors (think aisles of homemade soaps, jewelry and decor) hawking their wares, as well as a chance to channel your inner crafter with hands-

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on projects at the craft fair. Some craft projects are free, while others, hosted

by Projects With a Purpose, range from $5-$15 and benefit the community. Try to be an early bird because the first 100 people in the door receive a free swag bag. – Caroline Fernandez 10 a.m.-4 p.m. | St. John Lutheran Church, Schaeffer Hall, 1600 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park | free Saturday, 6

The Originals: 16 Years of Artwork at Stardust Video & Coffee If you were to try and name Orlando’s longest-running gallery, chances are you might not guess Stardust Video & Coffee, the video store-turned-coffee joint-turned-sandwich spot-turned-music venue-turned-bar. As indicated by that clunky hyphenate, Stardust has always morphed into whatever it needs to be

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for the people who populate it, and as a lot of them are artists (including Katherine Bennett, one of the original Stardust founders), a place to show their work was among those needs. As local artist and Stardustian Doug Rhodehamel notes, “Some of Orlando’s best artists had their very first shows at Stardust.”

To celebrate 16, they’re bringing back many of the original artists alongside some newer ones (like current ’dust curator Vanessa Andrade), including well-loved names like Anna McCambridge, Terry Hummel, Brian Phillips, Jaime Margary, Kim Darovec, Brigan Gresh, Andrew White, Morgan Steele, and Rhodehamel and Bennett, of course. Also to be revealed at the opening: the official name of the gallery, aka “the room to the left of the espresso machine.” (A truly ancient Orlandoan tells us the room was at one time called “Welch Hall,” named in honor of irascible jazz drummer Michael Welch, but any way of confirming that fact seems to have vanished into the mists of time.) Come celebrate. As befits any Truly Serious Art Opening, there will be cheese. – Jessica Bryce Young

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classic 1980s films sure to evoke some nostalgia – ideally unaccompanied by the hairspray fumes or Trapper Keepers.

June’s choice is the timeless film The Breakfast Club, a movie that somehow manages to become more enthralling every (hundredth) “Time After Time” it’s seen. All you need to take part is a pair of PJs for the “Best Pajamas” contest and an ’80s-inspired cocktail. As we know from the film, “When you grow up, your heart dies,” so let’s not grow up. Instead, let’s act like kids and be excited for this decadesold resuscitation. – Kimberlee Bochek

7 p.m. | Stardust Video & Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road | stardustie.com | free Saturday, June 6

PJs & a Movie: The Breakfast Club

EVENTS Break out those footie pajamas, hair scrunchies and oversized Bon Jovi tees, because PJs & a Movie is about to fulfill all of your ’80s cravings. Every month during the summer, the Abbey showcases

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ConCerts/events The Business, the Attack, the Lower Orders, the Areolas 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. free.

The Funeral Portrait, ForeverAtLast, the Knowing Within, From Mortals to Monsters, Until My Last Breath, Felicity 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. $8.

Herbie D and the Dangermen 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave. free; 407-898-7733.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-649-3888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

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Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave. free; 407-412-9230.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave. free; 407-839-0457.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Nickel Beer Night 5-9 pm; Big Belly Brewery, 33 W. Church St.; free; 407-649-4270.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

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Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Thursday, June 4

ConCerts/events Blueprint With Supastition and DJ Rare Groove, Midaz the Beast, Jorok 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. $10; 407-246-1419.

Curren$y 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. $30-$50; 407-872-0066.

The Everymen, Captains of April, Transcendental Telecom, Timothy Eerie 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. $5.

Fito Paez 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $30-$35; 407-934-2583.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-649-8540.

First Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; 407-259-8036.

Clubs/lounges All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; Free; 407-425-7571.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

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redlight redlight tenth anniversary week Starting on Wednesday, June 3, celebrate the fact that Redlight Redlight Beer Parlour has been pouring the best beers around for the past decade. Enjoy art, live music, specials, beer tastings and beer-and-cheese pairings as the week goes on. See Selections, page 36, for more details. Through June 10; Redlight Redlight Beer Parlour, 2810 Corrine Drive; 407893-9832; free; facebook.com/redlightredlight.

baldwin Park First Friday Festival and art stroll Shop, stroll and sip through downtown Baldwin Park. Friday, June 5, 5:30-9 p.m.; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free.

2015 bbw Players ball A BBW/BHM (that’s (big, beautiful women/big handsome men, in case you were wondering) nightclubstyle party, hosted by Central Florida’s only all BBW/plus-sized burlesque entertainment group. Friday, June 5, 9 p.m.; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407801-3508; silhouettesplusorlando.com.

Funky buddha brewery one year anniversary Nine taps of Funky Buddha beer, some rare.

Saturday, June 6, 6 p.m.; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; cloakandblaster.com.

aug. 10 at hard rock Live The Rolling Stones, June 12 at the Citrus Bowl Huey Lewis and the News, June 13 at Universal Orlando Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October, June 13 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts The War on Drugs, June 17 at the Beacham Talib Kweli, Niko Is, June 18 at the Social Cory Branan, June 19 at Will’s Pub

Say Anything, June 30 at House of Blues

311, July 26 at Hard Rock Live

Culture Club, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live

Black Tusk, July 2 at Will’s Pub

Authority Zero, July 30 at West End Trading Company

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Aug. 16 at West End Trading Company

Warped Tour, July 5 at Tinker Field Mewithoutyou, July 5 at the Social Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham BJ Barham (American Aquarium), July 11 at Will’s Pub Hollywood Ending, July 12 at the Social

Citizen Cope (full band), Aug. 1 at House of Blues Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live Orlando Nerd Fest Aug. 7 at Orlando Science Center

Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 21 at House of Blues Todd Rundgren, Aug. 23 at the Plaza Live Donavon Frankenreiter, Aug. 28 at the Plaza Live

The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues

The Good Life, Sept.

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Goo Goo Dolls, June 20 at Universal Orlando Murder Junkies, June 20 at Backbooth

Round Eye, July 18 at Will’s Pub

Def Leppard, June 23 at MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre

Lord Huron, July 21 at the Beacham

Ceremony, Tony Molina, June 23 at the Social

Jake Miller, July 24 at the Beacham

“Weird Al” Yankovic, Aug. 11 at Hard Rock Live

Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

The Molly Ringwalds, Aug. 14 at House of Blues

Juicy J, June 26 at Venue 578

Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, Aug. 19 at Will’s Pub

Colbie Caillat, Aug. 8 at House of Blues

Motion City Soundtrack, July 17 at the Beacham

Sealion, July 23 at Will’s Pub

Brandon Flowers, Aug. 18 at the Beacham

Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live

ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live

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Obituary

Forever shaking Central Florida metal heads to lift their heavy lids and rise up in the pit, Obituary unexpectedly shreds through Sanford’s West End Trading Co. this week. So wake up before you miss their 30-year thrash, because this is not part of any tour or multi-city experience. This is a Florida-only exclusive date. Serious black-clad longhairs know that last year the death metal legends unleashed their first new album in five years, Inked in Blood. It features 12 new songs performed by a shifted lineup that now includes a new bassist and lead guitarist to keep on slaying in 2015. Plus, Inked was scrawled, mixed and recorded in Florida’s freakshow city, Gibsonton (where Obituary’s now based). But don’t mistake Obituary for a sideshow act – they’ll be the main event atop a fat bill whose weight we’d never be able to guess that includes regional heavy hitters like Shattered, Emporos, Thrashaholica and Lacerate. – Ashley Belanger

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Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave. contact for price; 407-839-04357.

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Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Naked Thursdays 10 pm; Shakai Sushi Lounge, 43 E. Pine St.; contact for price; 321-332-5749.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave. free-$5; 407-420-4041.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave. free.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. free.

Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave. free; 407-717-4670.

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ConCerts/events Allen Stone, Brynn Elliot 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. $20; 407-246-1419.

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Ancient Sun, Flat Land, the Happy Campers 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669.

Turbo Fruits, Panther Camp, Sol Cat, the Plush Monsters, Dumber Bunnies 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. $10-$12.

Anna Mae 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; Free; 407-221-1499.

Vertebreaker, Darkness

by Design, the Kingdom Fell, Atlas, Nation of Decay 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5-$7; 407-322-7475.

Color Me Badd 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20; 407-425-7571.

Hyperglow 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. $38.50-$55; 407-228-1220.

The Internet Is Where Everyone Is Wrong: Kolezanka, Michael Parallax, ARK 10 pm; The Space, 1206 E. Colonial Drive; $5 suggested donation; 407-205-7572.

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DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave. free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Old Again, Hungover, Northbound, Aglacia, False Narrative 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$10; 407-999-2570.

Friday Night’s Patio Party 9 pm-3:30 am; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

The Patio||Friday Night 9 pm-3:30 am; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; Free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-649-3888.

RENDERGLOW Plays the Bluezoo 7 pm; Disney Dolphin Resort- Bluezoo Lounge, 1500 Epcot Resorts Blvd, Lake Buena Vista; FREE; 407-934-1111.

Thornton Park District’s Friday Night Live Every fourth Friday, 5 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday, June 6

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Florida Metal Showcase: Soulswitch, Meka Nism, From the Embrace, Oathkeeper, Nothing to Offer, Levity 7:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

Wilson Phillips 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $30; 407-425-7571.

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Fame Fridays 10 pm-3:30 am; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10 and up; 407-448-0216.

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Rico Monaco Band 6:30 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. free; 844-513-2014.

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Insvrgence, After Me the Flood 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $5-$10; 407-730-3999.

Johnny Dee & The Starlights 8 pm; Mount Dora Community Building, 520 Baker St., Mount Dora; $22.

Northern Faces, Let It Happen 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$13; 407-999-2570.

Obituary, Thrashaholica, Lacerate, Emporos, Shattered 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $20-$25; 407-322-7475.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave. free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Soprano by Megan Penfield; Art by Linda Saracino 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

S. Orange Ave. free; 407-649-8540.

Farewell My Love, Famous Last Words, Sycamour, It Lives It Breathes, Loaded Guns, Actions Speak Louder, From Mortals to Monsters 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$14; 407-999-2570.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Through June 13; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407- 824-4321.

Guantanamo Baywatch, Wet Nurse, Thee Wilt Chamberlain 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. $10-$12.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

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Ookay 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; tickets at door; 407-504-7699.

Seafloor Explosive 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; 407-221-1499.

Skatter Brainz, In Pursuit of Liberty, FL’s Lewd Acts 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. $3; 407-270-9104.

Smashington 2015: The Bloody Jug Band, the Groove Orient, funkUs, Madd Illz, American Party Machine and more 2-8 pm; Fashion Square Mall, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; $15-$25; 407- 896-1131.

Train, the Fray, Matt Nathanson 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, , at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $18-$72.50; (813) 740-2446.

Traverser, Miridian, Gargamel!, Auditory Armory 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Kellie Pickler Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000.

We Party: Frat House 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. $20 - $40; 407-872-0066.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave. free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Greetings From Orlando: Spreadsheets, Bleek ‘n Coy first Saturday of every month, 2-9 pm; Barley and Vine Biergarten, 2406 E. Washington St.;free.

Guilty by Association 8 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407- 391-3955.

Midnight Mass Dance Party midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $4; 407-999-2570.

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An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

100 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-649-8540.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey June 13; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407- 824-4321.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free All drinks are $3.50 with a few exceptions; 407-354-1577.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Sunday Night Special with DJ Preston Rockwell III 4 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave. free; 321-245-7730.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-649-3888.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey June 13; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407- 824-4321.

You, Me, and Everyone We Know, Future Crooks, Daisyhead 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave. free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

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Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

AC & His Mason Jars, Caiti Patton 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. free.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

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Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave. free; 407-704-3200.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. free.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-246-1529.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave. contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Ain’t Misbehavin’ This joint is jumpin’ with a rowdy, raunchy celebration of Harlem’s Cotton Club and the heyday of swing, inspired by the music and philosophy of Fats Waller.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Applause Awards Modeled after the Tony Awards, celebrate the achievements of area high school teachers and students involved in musical theater. Sunday, June 7, 6 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. $18.75; drphillipscenter.org.

Bubble Gum Party Orlando Fringe Patron’s Pick winner Bubble Gum Party returns for two encore performances at the Parliament House Resort. 7 pm

Saturday, June 6 and Sunday, June 7; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

In the Heights GOAT and Baggy Pants Theatre copresent the award-winning play that captures three days in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Manhattan.

June 5-14; Margeson Theater at Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25; baggypantstheater.com.

Norkys Batista & Xavier Muñoz: Orgasmos Spanish-language sex comedy play/lecture.

Saturday, June 6, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. $40-$80; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Out of Gas On Lovers’ Leap On the eve of high-school graduation, two teens test each other’s boundaries. FridaySaturday, 8 pm, Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com A Small Part of the World Hunter’s Creek Homeschool Choir performs a multicultural musical. Sunday June 7, 4:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

ComEdy Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave. $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Gay Days Comedy - A Night of Laughter Comedians Scott Nevins and Adam Sank. Saturday, June 6, 7:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $20.

Gen S The best of SAK’s Lab Rats perform improv.

Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave. $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Lisa Lampanelli Stand-up comedian and insult

comic known as the Queen of Mean. Saturday, June 6, 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $40-$55; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Spacebar Comedy Showcase The best of Orlando’s underground, comics perform every Wednesday night. This is not an open mic.

Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy.

The Three-Legged Dog Show Comedy showcase hosted

by Jacob Galang and Mat Karako. Every other Thursday, 8:30 pm; Vespr Craft Coffee & Allures, 626 N. Alafaya Trail; free; facebook.com/ threeleggeddogshow.

danCE Emotions Dance: Element Earth The local contemporary dance company explores the relationship we have with our planet as well as each other, using the elements of fire, earth, water and air. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Sakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $20; 407-7881659; emotionsdance.org.

The Dancer’s Pointe presents Flashback ... 25 Years The Dancer’s Pointe celebrates its 25th anniversary season. Saturday, June 6, 1 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $28.25; 407-849-2020.

Reflections Through Time Elizabeth Parsons School of Dance presents its 34th recital, Reflections Through Time.

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Sunday, June 7, 2 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $28.25; 407-849-2020.

Ashworth and David Jackson.

Wednesday, June 3, 7 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Step One Dance Company Step One Dance Company’s sixth annual recital. Sunday, June 7, 2:30 & 6:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. $20; drphillipscenter.org.

Gay Days Art Auction Art Auction located in the lobby ballroom. Thursday, June 4, 10 am-7 pm; DoubleTree By Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; free.

World Ballet Competition: All Stars of Dance The Central Florida Ballet’s annual international dance competition draws stars from all around the world and culminates with the exciting World Ballet Competition on June 13 at 7:30 p.m. Monday, June 8 and Tuesday, June 9; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; 407-849-4669; worldballetcompetition.com.

Ladies Art Lounge Encaustics with Shelley Jean A themed ladies night of wine and art. Friday, June 5, 6-8 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $20-$25; 407-539-2181.

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Multi-Media: Portraits with Glen Ward This hands-on workshop will feature a simplified procedure for drawing and painting a full face portrait.

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The Originals A celebration 16 years in the making. Featured art from Anna McCambridge, Terry Hummel, Katherine Bennett, Kim Darovec, Brigan Gresh, Andrew White and Doug Rhodehamel. Saturday, June 6, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

Papel Picado with a Modern Twist Beatriz Vasquez is an Indianapolis-based artist is a master of the traditional form of Mexican paper cutting known as Papel Picado, or “punched paper.” Vasquez is a self-taught artist of this century-old folk art form and uses a delicate touch to precisely cut detailed scenes from pieces of paper.

Thursday, June 4, 6-7 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161.

Wine & Paint Class Class is held in The Tooting Otter Craft Beer & Wine Bar and General Store. Reservations are needed.

Wednesday, June 3, 6-8 pm; Wekiva Island, 1014 Miami Springs Road, Longwood; free.

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1st Thursdays: The Illustrated Dream Sigmund Freud said “dreams are the language of the subconscious.” Artists experience the dream illustrated and show us the mindscapes of today. Thursday, June 4, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. $10; 407-896-4231.

Local Love: Rethinking Homelessness in Orlando $20 portrait sessions for the community. Backgrounds and themes change, and this month the background is a handpainted map showing Orlando’s neighborhoods. Cardboard signs and markers will be available for people to create signs that say what they love about Orlando. Proceeds will benefit Rethink Homelessness campaign, which was launched by the Central Florida Commission on Homelessness.

Friday, June 5, 3-9 pm; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave., $20.

Sunday, June 7, 12-5 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $150 -$165; 407-539-2181.

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19xx-20xx and Honey Forestier.

Through June 13; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken.

Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Art that examines race and media. Through July 28; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307.

Ben Schonzeit: Brilliant Realism More than 30 works by photorealist Ben Schonzheit meticulously created on canvas, linen and polyester during the past 45 years, prized for their inherent sensuous and allusive qualities, fill the downtown galleries.

Through July 12; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; (386) 734-4371; moartdeland.org.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse An exhibition of gifts from the wedding of Elizabeth Owens Mores and Richard Genius, including Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver.

Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Cornerstones A solo show from Dennis Hansbury that explores emotional and macabre imagery. ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave. free; 407-796-2522.

Departures Juried exhibition that highlights photography by recent graduates of the Daytona State College photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free;

386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Gallery Talks Talks hosted by museum curators first Wednesday of every month, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. price of admission; 321363-4406; omart.org.

Gesamtkunstwerk: Synthesis of Arts by Liz Gibson A series of mixed-media paintings, using the narratives of four characters to explore what it means to live with a physical disability. Through June 13; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net.

Lifelines An exhibit that showcases unique interpretations of the connections we celebrate with family and our planet.

Through July 16; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407203-3891; thaipurplecafe.com.

Lost in the Echo New artwork

by Peterson J. Guerrier that attempt to capture the

essence and emotions of dreams. Through June 13; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-648-7060.

Marianela de la Hoz: Speculum-Speculari Presented in Spanish and English, de la Hoz’s Speculum-Speculari is a series of paintings about altered perception. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

The Naysayer Presents The Understory The photorealistic drawings of Heidi “the Naysayer” Kneisl. Through June 5; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures composed of painted conceptual shapes made from welded steel.

Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

The Photography of Yuri Maiorov Former Cirque de Soleil acrobat and professional photographer Yuri Maiorov shows his work.

Through June 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. free; 407-317-8367.

The Quick Brown Fox Work by Japanese sign-painting artist Kenji Nakayama. Through June 22; Twelve21 Gallery, 1121 N. Mills Ave. free; 407-982-4357.

Real Lives: Observations and Reflections by Dale Kennington Show by contemporary painter working in the style of New American Realism.

Through June 7; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Rediscovering Byron Browne Works from one of the pioneers of Cubism, Surrealism and Abstract styles of painting.

Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

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Rob Reedy: Three This exhibit takes the viewer on a virtual journey through Reedy’s solid awareness of his past and present and his interpretation of the world. Through June 30; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-6825343; thewhitewall.com.

Sandy Wynant’s wildlife photography Sandy Wynant displays her Florida wildlife photos. Through June 30; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art A selection from Harry C. Sigman’s 2014 gift of art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

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Sensory Overload Art Show A multi-media art show featuring all female artists. Through June 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave. free; 407-648-7060.

Snap! Orlando presents Father Figure

by Zun Lee Work by award-winning Canadian photographer and author of Father Figure – Exploring Alternate Notions of Black Fatherhood. Through June 15, 8 pm; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 321-203-2633.

UCF Thesis Exhibition Thesis photography portfolios from seniors graduating from UCF’s BS in photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

and their relationship with Andy Warhol. Through June 14; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. free; 407-896-4231; snapyouarehere.com.

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Women and Abstraction A decades-spanning exhibit of abstract works by female artists.

Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

2015 BBW Players Ball A BBW/BHM-themed nightclub-style party, hosted by Central Florida’s only all BBW/plus-sized burlesque entertainment group. Friday, June 5, 9 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-801-3508; silhouettesplusorlando.com/.

You Are Here: All About Warhol A comprehensive look at the photography of William John Kennedy, Christopher Makos and Paul Solberg

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendors-only community market held rain or shine in parking lot of Stardust Video & Coffee.

Features local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; Free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival and Art Stroll Shop, stroll, and sip through downtown Baldwin Park. Friday, June 5, 5:30-9 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free.

Bite 30 For the tnire month of June, restaurants around Orlando offer special prix fixe menus as part of this annual celebration of Orlando’s dining scene. For participating restaurants and more information visit bite30.com.

The Cog Is Dead A steampunk concert movie event. Saturday, June 6, 7 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $12; 386-736-1500.

Essential Oils Make and Take Workshop Make five natural remedy roller essential oil blends, with Marylou Morris. Registration required.

Saturday, June 6, 11 am; North Orange Library, 1211 E. Semoran Blvd., Apopka; $25; 407-835-7323.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Funky Buddha Brewery One Year Anniversary Nine taps of funky buddha beer, some rare.

Saturday, June 6, 6 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; cloakandblaster.com.

Gay Days Annual event based around visits to all of the Disney parks. Full week of partying, pool parties, a vendor expo and tons more. Multiple locations. See page 56 for more information. Through June 9; Doubletree Resort Orlando, 10100 International Drive; 407- 352-1100; gaydays.com.

Historic Cocoa Village’s 5th Annual BBQ & Blues Annual weekend-long event sanctioned by the Florida BBQ Association, featuring live blues music and barbecue experts competing for $10,000 cash prize. June 5-6; Cocoa Riverfront Park, 401 Riveredge Blvd., Cocoa; free; 321-631-9075; cocoavillagebbqandblues.com.

Marianela de la Hoz: Reflections about mirrors and thinking De la Hoz will give a lecture on her Speculum Speculari exhibit. Thursday, June 4, 6:30 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. willspub.org.

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g ay day s 2 0 1 5 Gay Days Orlando takes place June 2-8. The host hotel is the DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld. In addition to a huge expo and organized trips to the theme parks, there are pool parties, comedy nights and more. For complete details, visit gaydays.com.

JUNE 3 Wined Up Pool Party At the Main Lagoon Pool, music by DJ C-Rail from noon-5 pm; music by DJ Andy Ajar and DJ Joanie from 5 pm-3 am; Main Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $10-$20.

Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$40.

Bears Hunney Pot Evening Pool Party Music by DJ Neon the Glowgobear and DJ Ryan Tiffin at the Serenity Pool. 5 pm-2 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$30.

JUNE 4-7 Gay Days Expo More than 100 vendors providing goods and services targeted to the LGBT community. 11 am-7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free.

Submissive Pleasures Productions Leather Dungeon & Demo Center Demonstrations and classes in the leather lifestyle. Ages 18 and up only. 10 am-4 pm DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, Tower (second floor), 10100 International Drive; free.

JUNE 4 Gay Days At Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park Enjoy a day at Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

Wear red if attending for Gay Days. Disney’s Animal Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of park admission.

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Girls at Gay Days Happy Hour Women’s happy hour at the Bangli Bar. 6-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free.

Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Sebastian and DJ Tess, hosted by Chavela Belleza at the Key West Pool. Noon-midnight; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30.

A Taste of Gay Days A tasting of beers, wines, spirits and hors d’oeuvres. Appearances by TV chef Emily Ellyn, music by DJ Nancy Starr.

6-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $30-$40.

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June 5, 6:30-9 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; $10; 407-595-3731.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Orlando Toy and Comic Con Meet artists working in the comic field. Saturday, June 6, 10 am; International Palms Resort, 1300 N. Atlantic Ave., Cocoa Beach; orlandotoyandcomiccon.com.

Science Night Live!: Mummies and Craft Beer A mummy presentation with Dr. Heather Gill-Frerking, laser light show, exhibits, night-time viewing at Crosby Observatory. Beer sampling for an additional $10. Free parking. Saturday, June 6, 8 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $15; 407- 514-2000.

A Taste of Gay Days A tasting of beers, wines, spirits and hors d’oeuves. Appearances by food star Emily Ellyn with music

by Dj Nancy Starr. Thursday, June 4, 6-10 pm; DoubleTree

By Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Dr, Orlando, FL 32821; $30 - $40.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Tuesday Is for Locals A spotlight on the local wares, each week. Drink specials on beer. Tuesdays; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

What’s Up Downtown A free monthly events for Orlandoans and visitors to learn more about developments and initiatives happening in and planned for downtown Orlando. first Thursday of every month, 8:30 am; multiple

locations; free; 407-246-3789; downtownorlando.com.

Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

Winter Park Wedding Expo Upscale event providing access to Orlando’s top wedding professionals alongside appetizers, giveaways and musical entertainment. Saturday, June 6, 2 pm; Winter Park Community Center, 721 New England Ave., Winter Park; $10-$15.

LEarning Archery: It’s Not Just for the Hunger Games A history and demonstration of archery.

Tuesday, June 9, 6 pm; Winter Garden Library, 805 E. Plant St., Winter Garden; 407- 877-4975.

Canine Assistants Hear a presentation by a representative from Canine Assistant discussing the works service dogs perform. Sunday, June 7, 2 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Cuisine Corner Four different cooking classes. Check online for descriptions, dates, times and locations.

Thursday, June 4, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info/cuisinecorner.

History of Irish Crochet Learn the history of Irish crochet, as well as tatting and smocking techniques. Saturday, June 6, 2:30 pm; West Oaks Library, 1821 E. Silver Star Road; 407- 521-3330.

Know Your Rights Behind The Wheel Learn about your fourth amendment rights and advice on getting through a police encounter safely with

your rights still intact. Monday, June 8, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Money Talks for Women Learn about tools for spending, and saving. Tuesday, June 9, 6 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

New Class Registration at Orlando Pottery Studio Register for classes in ceramics, working with wool, for studio time, or for a date night.

Through June 20; Orlando Pottery Studio, 363 North Parramore Avenue; 407-2464488; cityoforlando.net.

Orange County Hurricane Expo Orange County encourages residents to be prepared this hurricane season by taking steps to be ready and reduce their risk of damage. The free, one-day event will offer preparedness information. Free preparedness items, including weather radios and first aid kits, will be distributed while supplies last. Saturday, June 6, 9 am-2 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; Free; 407-836-9140.

Selling and Marketing Your Poetry Peter Gordon gives advice on getting your poetry in the hands of readers. Tuesday, June 9, 7 pm; Herndon Library, 4324 E. Colonial Drive; (228) 141-0.

Summer No-Cook Meals Learn to beat the heat this summer with these fast and fresh nocook meals. Thursday, June 4, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Sustainable Travel Jake Kaida, author of Blue Collar Nomad will be discussing his experiences living nomadically from 1998-2010. Stick around for a book signing.

Wednesday, June 3, 7-11 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; 407- 835-7323.

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perience required; wear comfortable clothing. Registration required. Wednesday, June 3, 10:15 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Every other Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-2363316; fleetfarming.com.

Orlando New Leaders Council , with Kay Rawlins of Orlando City Soccer Guest Speaker Kay Rawlins, cofounder of the Orlando City Soccer Club, heads up the Orlando City Foundation, and serves on the board for Rethink Homelessness.

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Tuesday, June 9, 6-8 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; 25; 407-432-9563; orlando.newleaderscouncil.org.

LiTErary Di-Verse Word Spoken word open mic.

Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave. free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Everyone’s A Critic: Writing Book Reviews Learn tips and tricks to write effective book reviews.

Saturday, June 6, 2-6 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; Free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic.

Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

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Wroter’s Block Book Club Monthly gathering where book lovers discuss a recently read book. In June, it’s Graeme Simsion’s The Rosie Project, a romantic comedy about a socially inept professor seeking a wife. Friday, June 5, 7 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-3354192; writersblock bookstore.com.

FamiLy Skeletons: Animals Unveiled Grades 4 and up can interact with bones and learn about osteology.

Tuesday, June 9, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407835-7481; ocls.info.

sporTs 135th Silver Spurs Rodeo Osceola County keeps the rodeo tradition going

since 1944. Friday, June 5, 7:30 pm and Saturday, June 6, 7:30 pm; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15; 321- 697-3333.

The Orlando Shuffle The Orlando Shuffle pushes an all-ages shuffleboard revival.

This free event features shuffleboard games and is family friendly. Equipment is provided. Retro attire is encouraged. first Saturday of every month, 7-9 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave. free; 321-217-3854.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave. free. n

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Lake Buena Vista; cost of park admission.

Bears Hunney Pot Pool Party Music by DJ Jarhead and DJ JB Burgos from 10 am-5 pm; music by DeeJay Cosmo and DJ D-Stu from 5 pm-3 am. At the Serenity Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30.

Color Me Badd Color Me Badd live in concert, performing their hit “I Wanna Sex You Up,” and more. Shuttle bus available from the DoubleTree to the venue. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407425-7571; $30; parliamenthouse.com.

F#*K It Pool Party Music by DJ Bret Law and Chomper from 10 am-5 pm; music by DJ Sinna-G and DJ Derek Monteiro from 5 pm-3 am. At the Main Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$40.

Gay Days Mighty Mouse Porn Party Adult stars Rocco Steele and Trenton Ducati in attendance, along with ChiChi LaRue and DJ C-Rail in the Great Lakes Ballroom. 11 pm-2 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$20.

Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Nancy Starr and DJ Gabriel from noon-5 pm; music

by DJ Gabriel and DJ Maximus 3000 from 5 pm-midnight. Hosted by Chavela Belleza. At the Key West Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30.

Miss Gay Days Pageant Pageant for the crowning of 2015 Miss Gay Days in the Great Lakes Ballroom. 7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $20-$165.

JUNE 6 Gay Days at Magic Kingdom Keep the tradition going for Gay Days’ 25th anniversary.

Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of park admission.

Glo Pop Pool Party Music by DJ Citizen Jane and DJ JB Burgos from 10 am-5 pm, hosted by Jaymes Vaughn. Music by DJ J Warren and DJ ChiChi LaRue, 5 pm-3 am. Main Lagoon Pool, 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$40.

Bears Hunney Pot Pool Party Music by DJ Sergio\V/ and DJ Maximus 3000 from 10 am-5pm; music by DJ Sinna-G and DJ Chris Adams from 5 pm-3 am. At the Serenity Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30.

Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Tess and DJ Leony from noon-5 pm; music by DJ Leony and DJ Gabriel from 5 pm-midnight.

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Gay Days Comedy Featuring Comedians Scott Nevins and Adam Sink, 7:30 pm, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $20-$50.

Hard Rock Comedy Featuring Lisa Lampanelli, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $50.

Wilson Phillips Parliament House presents Wilson Phillips, performing their hits “Hold On,” “Release Me” and more. Shuttle bus available from the DoubleTree to the venue. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407-425-7571; $30; parliamenthouse.com.

JUNE 6-7 Transpire Conference A conference for transgender women, men, non-binary individuals, and their friends and families.

Speakers and discussion groups. 8 am6:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free.

JUNE 7 Gay Days at Epcot Celebrate the final day of Gay Days at Disney World’s Epcot.

Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; cost of park admission.

Bears Hunney Pot Pool Party Music by DJ Jarhead and DJ Sergio\V/ from 10 am-5 pm; music by DJ Citizen Jane and DJ C-Rail from 5 pm-2 am. At the Serenity Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$20.

Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Derek Monteiro and DJ Tess from noon-5 pm; music

by DJ Tess and DJ Gabriel from 5 pm-midnight. Hosted by Chavela Belleza at the Key West Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$20.

Mass At Gay Days Mass at the Florida Bay Ballroom 1st Floor Tower. 10 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free Temptation Pool Party Music by DJ Citizen Jane and DJ Randy Bettis from 10 am-5 pm; music by DJ Edil Hernandez and DJ Chris Adams from 5 pm-3 am. At the Main Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$40.

Salt-N-Pepa Live in Concert Salt-N-Pepa live in concert performing their hits “Push It,” “Let’s Talk About Sex,” “Shoop” and “Whatta Man” among others. Shuttle bus available from the DoubleTree to the venue. Party runs from 3 pm-3 am, contact venue for approximate show time. Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407-425-7571; $30; parliamenthouse.com. n

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) The Persian scholar Avicenna was so well-rounded in his knowledge that he wrote two different encyclopedias. Even as a teenager he was obsessed with learning all he could. He got especially consumed with trying to master Aristotle’s Metaphysics, which did not easily yield its secrets to him. He read it 40 times, memorizing every word. When he finally understood it, he was so excited he celebrated by giving out money and gifts to destitute strangers. I suspect you will soon be having an equivalent breakthrough. At last you will grasp a truth that has eluded you for a long time. Congratulations in advance!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) When it’s rush hour in Tokyo, unwieldy crowds of commuters board the trains and subways. They often need help at squeezing in. Railway workers known as oshiya, or pushers, provide the necessary force. Wearing crisp uniforms, white gloves and neat hats, they cram the last stragglers into each car. I foresee the possibility of you being called on to perform a metaphorical version of the service these pushers provide. Is there a polite and respectful way for you to be indelicate in a worthy cause?

Could you bring light-hearted tact to bear as you seek an outcome that encourages everyone to compromise?

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Nobel Prize-winning physicists Wolfgang Pauli and Niels Bohr were both amused at how counterintuitive their innovative theories seemed. Once Pauli was lecturing a group of eminent scientists about a radical new hypothesis. Bohr got out of his seat in the audience and walked up to the front to interrupt his colleague. “We all agree that your theory is crazy,” Bohr told Pauli. “The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.” Pauli defended himself. “It is crazy enough!” he said. But Bohr was insistent. “It’s not crazy enough!” he argued. I’m going to pose a comparable query to you. Are your new ideas and possibilities crazy enough to be true? Make sure they are.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) You’ve wandered into an awkward phase of your cycle. Missed connections have aroused confusion.

Disjointed events have led to weirdness. I’ve got a suggestion for how you might be able to restore clarity and confidence: Make a foray into a borderland and risk imaginative acts of heroism. Does that sound too cryptic or spooky? How about if I say it like this: Go on an unpredictable quest that will free your trapped vitality, or try a mysterious experiment that will awaken your sleeping magic.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Gesamtkunstwerk is a German word that can be translated as “total art work” or “all-embracing art form.” It refers to a creative masterpiece that makes use of several genres. The 19th-century composer Richard Wagner had this in mind when he produced his opera cycle The Ring of the Nibelung, which included orchestral music, singing, theater and literature. I’m invoking the spirit of Gesamtkunstwerk for your use. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to synthesize and coordinate all the things you do best, and express them with a flourish.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Defender was a popular video game that young people played in video arcades during the 1980s.

Fifteen-year-old Steve Juraszek was profiled in Time magazine after he racked up a record-breaking 16 million points while playing the game for 16 hours straight. But when his high school principal found out that Juraszek had skipped classes to be at the arcade, he was suspended. I’m wondering if there may soon be a similar development in your own life. Will you have to pay a small price for your success? You should at least be prepared to risk an acceptable loss in order to accomplish an important goal.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) People I meet are sometimes taken aback by the probing questions I ask them. Recently an acquaintance said to me, “Why don’t you feel driven to talk about yourself all the time, like everyone else?” I told him the truth: “Being curious is just the way I was made. Maybe it’s because of my Mercury in Gemini, or my seventh-house sun, or my three planets in Libra.” I suspect that you are due to go through a phase similar to the mode I’m so familiar with. If it doesn’t happen naturally, I suggest you coax it out. You need to be extra inquisitive. You’ll benefit from digging as deeply as you dare. The more information you uncover, the better your decisions will be.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) I love to watch an evolved Scorpio get his or her needs met by helping other people get their needs met. It’s thrilling to behold the paradoxical Scorpio assets in action: the combination of manipulativeness and generosity; the animal magnetism working in service to the greater good; the resourceful willpower that carries out hidden agendas and complex strategies designed to make the world a better place. I expect to see a lot of this idiosyncratic wisdom from you in the coming weeks.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Would that life were like the shadow cast by a wall or a tree,” says the Talmud. “But it is like the shadow of a bird in flight.” That’s a lyrical sentiment, but I don’t agree with it. I’ve come to prefer the shimmering dance over the static stance. The ever-shifting play of light and dark is more interesting to me than the illusion of stability. I feel more at home in the unpredictable flow than in the stagnant trance of certainty. What about you? I suggest that in the immediate future you cultivate an appreciation for the joys and challenges of the shimmering dance.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The core of your horoscope comes from the poem “A Color of the Sky” by Tony Hoagland. Imagine that you are the “I” who is saying the following: “What I thought was an end turned out to be a middle. What I thought was a brick wall turned out to be a tunnel. What I thought was an injustice turned out to be a color of the sky.” Please understand that speaking these words might not make total sense to you yet. You may have to take them on faith until you gather further evidence. But I urge you to speak them anyway. Doing so will help generate the transformations you need in order to make them come true.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Lessons in luck are coming your way. Will they help you attract more luck? Maybe. Will they show you how to make better use of your luck? Maybe. A lot depends on your ability to understand and love the paradox of luck.

I’ve assembled a few enigmatic teachings to prepare you. 1) “Luck is believing you’re lucky.” - Tennessee Williams; 2) “It is a great piece of skill to know how to guide your luck even while waiting for it.”

- Baltasar Gracián; 3) “Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.” - Lorii Myers; 4) “The harder I work, the luckier I get.” - Samuel Goldwyn; 5) “You’ve got to try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.” - Jimmy Dean; 6) “Go and wake up your luck.” - Persian proverb.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The word “boudoir” means a woman’s bedroom. But hundreds of years ago, it had a more specific definition. It was a room where a well-bred girl was sent when she was pouting. “Boudoir” is derived from the French verb bouder, which means “to sulk.” If it were in my power, I would send you to the sulking room right now. In fact, I would encourage you to sulk. In my opinion, a good long sulk would be just the right prescription for you. It would trigger brainstorms about how to change the soggy, foggy conditions that warranted your sulking in the first place.

Meet the adorable Sheba (Animal ID A278622). She’s a 5-year-old friendly dog who loves to get belly rubs. She’s also very smart – she knows how to sit and shake on command, and she loves to receive treats as a reward for her great listening skills. Sheba weighs in at 70 pounds, which makes her a big girl, but that just means there’s more of her to love. If you’re looking to adopt a gentle giant, adopt Sheba.

Sheba is at orange County animal Services, 2769 Conroy Road, 407396-3111, ocnetpets.com.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’m a 35-year-old divorced man. I’ve been on plenty of dates since my marriage ended, but I invariably get asked this question on or before date No. 2: “Why did you get divorced?” This is where everything goes to shit. I’m honest: “We got divorced because I cheated on my wife. A lot.” This usually catches my date off guard. I can hardly get past date No. 2 after this, because this information is “too much to handle.” Not even other cheaters are interested in seeing me again. I was a good husband and father for seven years. But after four sexless years of marriage, I strayed. Crying myself to sleep every night took its toll, and I selfmedicated with casual sex with attractive women.

Two years and 20 women later, I got caught. I don’t hide the facts; I own my mistakes. I’ve grown and learned from my mistakes. But it’s hard for most women to see past “cheater.” Anything less than complete honesty would validate the belief that I’m still a lying cheat. But complete honesty is kicking my ass.

Forthright About Cheating, Then Silence

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume that mistreatment, neglect and stress didn’t extinguish your wife’s libido. I’m also going to assume that you made a good-faith effort to address the sexless state of your marriage before you began self-medicating with all those beautiful women. And I’m going to allow for the possibility that your wife may have married you under false pretenses, i.e., she wasn’t into sex or you or both. These favorable assumptions don’t exonerate you of all responsibility for cheating on your wife. But if they’re accurate, they do put your cheating in a particular guilt-mitigating context.

And that’s what you need to do when you answer that question about why your marriage ended: Put your cheating in context. Most people intuitively understand that wedding vows aren’t sexual suicide pacts and are capable of feeling sympathy for those who find themselves in sexless marriages. But instead of emphasizing the context in which you cheated, you’re emphasizing the breakdick pace at which you cheated and the quality of the pussy you landed.

“I cheated! A lot!” is one telling of the truth, but it’s not the most flattering or the most comforting.

Instead of saying, “I cheated with 20 women, all of them babes. I banged the living shit out of each and every one of them!” try saying something like this: “After four sexless years of marriage, I strayed.

It was the wrong thing to do, but I was desperate.

The cheating ended my marriage, which obviously needed to end, but it’s not something I ever want to do again.” Omit the detail about the number of women you cheated with while emphasizing your determination to avoid making the same mistake in your next committed relationship. Tell your date that you are looking for a strong sexual connection (and other things) with someone you can communicate with about sex (and other things). Because you’re not a cheater – not anymore.

I’m a 36-year-old heterosexual female who has been reading you for the better part of 20 years.

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thing that I didn’t recognize, I knew what I had to do. I began an emotionally fulfilling, sanity-saving affair with a married man in the same situation. My emotional and sexual needs are getting met for the first time in years. The problem is that when we are together, my mind goes to how much I wish we could both chuck our marriages and be together all of the time, and I feel more miserable in my marriage because I can’t help comparing the two men in my life. Do you have any advice for keeping from mentally going to “happily ever after” when you are trying to stay balanced in marriage-savingaffair land?

Secret Affair Necessary Escape

An affair doesn’t come bundled with the same crap that a marriage does, SANE, so your time with Happy Affair Man isn’t burdened by mental and/or physical health crises, just as it’s not roughed up by ever-festering conflicts about money or chores or kids or all of the above. So let’s say you left Depressed Husband Man for Happy Affair Man, and he left his wife for you. How long would it be before you and Second Husband Man were facing down some similar crap or brand-new crap? Probably not long. You might be happier, but you won’t be happily-ever-after happier because no one ever is. The subject is moot, of course, if you’re not in a position to end your marriage and Happy Affair Man isn’t either.

I have been in a gay relationship for almost six years, and we are getting married in September.

We are both predominantly tops, so we’ve been having threesomes for the majority of the time we’ve been together. About eight months ago, we had a threesome with someone who has become a good friend. I have developed a strong bond with our third. My fiancé is not an overly affectionate person, and while I’ve been able to overlook that, these past months have shown me how much I long for physical affection. My fiancé is threatened by the two of us showing affection. I reassure him as best I can, but nothing I say makes him feel less threatened by my wanting to have alone time with our third. I do not want to give up the bond I have with our third, and I have zero intention of leaving my fiancé. If we could help him get more comfortable, it could be a perfect situation for everyone, with all of our needs being met.

Sincerely Perplexed Lad In Triad

Seeing as your third sounds like a better match for you than your fiancé in several important ways – bottom to your top, more physically affectionate – I’m wondering why you wouldn’t want to dump the fiancé to run off with your third.

Your fiancé is probably wondering the same thing.

Unless your fiancé is willing to enter into a polyamorous triad, SPLIT, you’ll probably have to pick one or the other. And seeing as how you employ “we” in your last sentence – in reference to you and the third, not you and the fiancé – it sounds like you’ve already made your choice.

On the Lovecast, Dan chats with Seattle author Jason Schmidt about his memoir, A List of Things That Didn’t Kill Me.

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NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on June 26, 2015 at 9:00 AM at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Highway, Orlando, FL. 2008 DODGE 2B3KA43R28H161241 1997 DODGE 1B7GL23XXVS274778 1998 HONDA 1HGCG2248WA024913 2012 TOYO 5TFRY5F13CX125597 2002 FORD 1FAFP40462F178811.

STATE OF FLORIDA DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION NOTICE OF INTENT TO ISSUE PERMIT The Department of Environmental Protection gives notice of its intent to issue a permit to Enterprise Leasing Co. of Orlando (5442 Hoffner Ave, Orlando, Florida 32812) to construct and operate a 0.010 mgd industrial wastewater treatment facility to treat and reuse the wastewater generated in washing a fleet of cars. The facility will be located at latitude 28o 29’ 22.49” N, longitude 81o 22’ 23.77” W on 4988 S Orange Ave, Orlando, in Orange County, Florida, 32812. There will be discharge of wastewater from this facility to ground or surface waters of the State.

The Department has assigned permit file number 48-FLA898597-001-IW9B to the proposed project. The intent to issue and application file are available for public inspection during normal business hours, 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., Monday through Friday, except legal holidays, at the Department’s Central District Office, 3319 Maguire Blvd, Suite 232, Orlando, Florida 32803-3767, at phone number (407)897-4100.

The Department will issue the permit with the attached conditions unless a timely petition for an administrative hearing is filed under Sections 120.569 and 120.57, Florida Statutes, within fourteen days of receipt of notice. The procedures for petitioning for a hearing are set forth below. A person whose substantial interests are affected by the Department’s proposed permitting decision may petition for an administrative proceeding (hearing) under Sections 120.569 and 120.57, Florida Statutes.

The petition must contain the information set forth below and must be filed (received by the Clerk) in the Office of General Counsel of the Department at 3900 Commonwealth Boulevard, Mail Station 35, Tallahassee, Florida 32399-3000. Under Rule 62-110.106(4), Florida Administrative Code, a person may request an extension of the time for filing a petition for an administrative hearing. The request must be filed (received by the Clerk) in the Office

of General Counsel before the end of the time period for filing a petition for an administrative hearing. Petitions filed by any persons other than those entitled to written notice under Section 120.60(3), Florida Statutes, must be filed within fourteen days of publication of the notice or within fourteen days of receipt of the written notice, whichever occurs first. Section 120.60(3), Florida Statutes, however, also allows that any person who has asked the Department in writing for notice of agency action may file a petition within fourteen days of receipt of such notice, regardless of the date of publication. The petitioner shall mail a copy of the petition to the applicant at the address indicated above at the time of filing. The failure of any person to file a petition or request for an extension of time within fourteen days of receipt of notice shall constitute a waiver of that person’s right to request an administrative determination (hearing) under Sections 120.569 and 120.57, Florida Statutes. Any subsequent intervention (in a proceeding initiated by another party) will be only at the discretion of the presiding officer upon the filing of a motion in compliance with Rule 28-106.205, Florida Administrative Code. A petition that disputes the material facts on which the Department’s action is based must contain the following information, as indicated in Rule 28-106.201, Florida Administrative Code: (a) The name and address of each agency affected and each agency’s file or identification number, if known; (b) The name, address, any e-mail address, any facsimile number, and telephone number of the petitioner, if the petitioner is not represented by an attorney or a qualified representative; the name, address, and telephone number of the petitioner’s representative, if any, which shall be the address for service purposes during the course of the proceeding; and an explanation of how the petitioner’s substantial interests will be affected by the determination; (c) A statement of when and how the petitioner received notice of the Department’s decision; (d) A statement of all disputed issues of material fact. If there are none, the petition must so indicate; (e) A concise statement of the ultimate facts alleged, including the specific facts the petitioner contends warrant reversal or modification of the Department’s proposed action; (f) A statement of the specific rules or statutes the petitioner contends require reversal or modification of the Department’s proposed action, including an explanation of how the alleged facts relate to the specific rules or statutes; and (g) A statement of the relief sought by the petitioner, stating precisely the action petitioner wishes the Department to take with respect to the Department’s proposed action.

Because the administrative hearing process is designed to formulate final agency action, the filing of a petition means that the Department’s final action may be different from the position taken by it in this notice. Persons whose substantial interests will be affected by any such final decision of the Department have the right to petition to become a party to the proceeding, in accordance with the requirements set forth above. Mediation under Section 120.573, Florida Statutes, is not available for this proceeding.

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2001 BMW VIN# WBAAV33491FU89550 1998 Cadillac VIN# 1G6KF5495WU716166 2006 Hyundai VIN# KMHDN46D16U274678 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. On June 17, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid.

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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA , COUNTY OF GREENVILLE IN THE FAMILY COURT THIRTEENTH JUDICIAL COURT C.A. NO.: 2015-DR-23-1749 NOTICE OF ADOPTION PROCEEDINGS Jonathan Smith-Siau and, Amanda Wall Smith-Siau, Prospective Adoptive Parent, Plaintiff, vs. Ashley Amanda Howard and S.C. D.S.S. Defendants, In Re: Bentley William Howard, DOB: September 12, 2014.

TO: ASHLEY AMANDA HOWARD DEFENDANT: YOU ARE HEREBY GIVEN THE FOLLOWING NOTICE:1.

That an Adoption proceeding was filed in the Family Court of Greenville County, South Carolina on May 5, 2015, and in this Complaint, Ashley Amanda Howard is alleged to be the birth mother of Bentley William Howard, DOB: September 12, 2004. 2. That in responding to this Notice you are required to use the caption and the Civil Action Number 2015-DR-23-1749. 3. That if Notice to Contest, Intervene or otherwise Respond is filed by you with the Court within thirty (30) days of the receipt of this Notice of Adoption Proceedings, you will be given an opportunity to appear and be heard on the merits of the adoption. To file notice to Contest, Intervene or otherwise Respond in this action, you must notify the abovenamed Court at the Greenville County Family Court, P.O. Box 757, Greenville, SC 29602, and Stephen A. Yacobi, Attorney for the Plaintiffs, whose address is 408 North Church Street, Suite B, Greenville, South Carolina 29601, in writing of your intention to Contest, Intervene or otherwise respond. The above-named Court must be informed of your current address and any changes of your address during the adoption proceedings. 4. That your failure to respond within thirty (30) days of receipt of this Notice of Adoption Proceedings constitutes your Consent to the adoption of the child and forfeiture of all of your rights and obligations to the above-named child. This notice is given pursuant to Section 63-9-730 of the Code of Laws of South Carolina.

YACOBI LAW FIRM, PC. Stephen A. Yacobi, SC Bar #5721, Attorney for Plaintiffs, 408 N. Church St., Suite B, Greenville, SC 29601 Phone: (864) 242-3271 Fax: (864) 233-3750 Greenville, South Carolina, May 7, 2014.

NOTICE of Public Sale Storage Zone – Longwood - Personal Property consisting of couches, beds, TV’s, Clothes, boxes of household goods, and other personal items used in the home, office or garage will be sold for CASH or otherwise disposed of on July 3, 2015 at 120 Highline Dr. Longwood, Florida 32750 at 10:00 A.M. to satisfy owners lien for rent and fees due in accordance with Florida Statues Self-Storage Act 83.806 and 83.807. All items or spaces may not be available at the time of sale. Pamela Manz 2622, Michelle Pintello 228 and 1306, Tina Bradford 209, Jonathan Pineda 610, Michael Fox 1208, Janae Simmons 555, Ryan Ashmar 530, David Stalker 308, Rebecca Negron 631.

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Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on June 25, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #B110-Kafey G. Simpson-Boxes #I495-Dustin Gladwell- Household goods #D238-Vladimir Leal-Tools and Household items and decorations #C193-Christopher Miller-Household items #B153-Edwin Jiminez-Tolls #H472-Lisa Grason-Household items #B079-Tenaya Delaney-Boxes of clothes #B124-Christen CarswellBedroom set and personal property #F372-Lavarious Slaughter – Small 2 bedroom apartment #B120-Tammie Robinson-Household items #H473Leticia Figueroa-Household items 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd.

Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #07015 Brigetha Carbonell hsehold goods, #05077 Sabina Busjith hsehold goods, #07009 Natasha Francis monte carlo 2007 LTS/26 in rims, #08034 Wendy Martin hsehold furniture,items; 08037 Wendy Martin hsehold goods; #02100 Yvonne White personal, hsehold; #04011 Petric Castillo hsehold goods; #02071 David Bradley Jr hsehold goods; #03022 Betuna Laplace hsehold goods; #06063 Sean Yenque boxes, king bed, 2tvs,bins;; #02091 Emma Antonios personal items etc; #06019 Sigrid Smart 2 bdrm sets boxes; #06095 Dorene Carter hsehold/ personal items; 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #361 Christina Anderson – Household items #886 William Van lll – Clothing and shoes #507 Steven Brooks – Household Items #610 Norvella Watson – Household items #664 Alvin Hart – Tvs, boxes #833 Jeff Johnson –Household Goods #037Daphne Davis – Containers, mattresses 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #3094-Fernandez Caroline—Household Items #2015-Evelyn Valentine— Household goods #3073- Terance Wilkinson—Clothing, Beds, Paintings #4018-Johnnie Brown— Boxes #2151-Avionne Bobo-James –Furniture and boxes #4036-Charlotte Rowell— King size bed, clothes, toys and household Items #4017-Stephanie Hanible—Furniture #2115-Derex Thomas—Household Items #2074- Seqouya Springfield—House Hold Goods #3101-Rich I LA—Household goods #4012- Angel Garcia – 2 Bedroom sets, 2 Full, Couch, Love seat, Dinning room 6 chairs #1090- Alexander Garcia – Tools and Materials #1104B- Miosotis Collazo – Household goods 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail. Orlando, Fl. 32804 (407) 650-9033 #118 Nancy Somerville – Household Goods; #364 Joseph Hall – Bedroom Furniture; #804 Monica Urias – Household Goods; #855 Cassandra Jackson – Clothes, Kitchenware, Movies; #715 Shalanda Brooks – Household Goods, Clothes, Bicycles, Electronics 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #2037 Lyle Taylor-Collectible/Tools #2090 Jane Rost-House Furniture, Pictures #1059 Iradj Zarnegin-Household Goods #3011 Christalynn Mcelwee-Household Goods #3153 Tameka Franco-Furniture #3029 Angel Rodriguez-Household Goods #2033 Willie Williams- Household Goods #3015 Joshua Key-Bedroom Furniture #3075 Colleen Cole-Boxes #4103A Shuntae Seaton-Furniture Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid.

Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.:2015-DR-2872 IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: JOZLIN MACEY BELL, A Minor NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION AND FOR FINAL JUDGMENT OF ADOPTION TO: Alejandro Garcia Current Residence Address: Unknown YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights and for a Final Judgment of Adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before June 24, 2015 and file the original with the clerk of this court at 425 N. Orange Ave., Rm. 320, Orlando, FL 32801, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition.

There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights pending adoption and for Final Judgment of Adoption on July 9, 2015 at 9:30 a.m.

(Eastern Standard Time) before Hon. Patricia A. Doherty at Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Ave., Court Room 16G, Orlando, FL. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the legal father of a minor female child born on 7/24/2006 at Ocoee, Florida to T.R.B., and the birth mother describes you as being 36 years old and Hispanic.

WITNESS my hand and seal this 22nd day of May, 2015.

Tiffany Moore Russell Clerk of The Circuit Court.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/LATIMORE CASE NO.: DP12-496 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.P.., DOB:01/25/2015, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIAL STATE OF FLORIDA TO: J’MAIYA MATHEWS-GARY, Address Unknown WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition, alleging under oath that the abovenamed child is dependent under the laws of the State of Florida, a copy of which is attached, and requesting that a summons issue in due course requiring that you appear before this court to be dealt with according to law.

NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore, at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on June 11, 2015 at 1:30 p.m FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TRIAL CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE ADJUDICATION OF THE CHILDREN AS DEPENDENT CHILDREN AND MAY ULTIMATELY RESULT IN LOSS OF CUSTODY OF THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 13th day of May, 2015.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s LegalServices 400 West Robinson Street, Suite S815 Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone Deputy Clerk (407) 317-7126-Fax (Court Seal) Crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com By:/s/ Lisa Rotenberger.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807:CONTENTES MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY JUNE 24,2015 AT LOCATIONS AND TIME INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34769- AT 10:00AM:1034 Jose Victor Ruiz II (Alphabest Education), 1248 Guillermo Oyuela, 1244 Jose Ibanez Glave, 1277 Heidi Hastings, 530 Jennifer McAvoy, 1217 David Vinas, 1239 Nathaniel Negron, 1202 Sandra Hetrick, 410 Cynthia Eastwood (First Light Missions), 1255 Luis Alfredo Feliciano Rivera, 1079 Hare Sufilopoulo PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM: #129- Tiffany Danielle Lopez #237Gino Conner #432- Codey C. Jennings #451- Bianca Mercado #738- Gloryvee Martinez.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: #39 RAUL ANDINO LATIMER ( CASA DE DIOS KISSIMMEE ), #81 LARRY DEAN WEISE, #132 JOSE LUIS LOPEZ JR., #258 ANGEL MANUEL BERRIOS ROSADO, #329 ANGEL GARCIA, #338 TOWANNA ELIZABETH BROWN, #353 JACK DANIEL BLACK, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm#113-Edgar Azofeifa; #114-Edgar Azofeifa; #116-Krystall D Wilson; #233-Tryphenia Sonnylal; #305-Vickie Acevedo; #323-Robert Kennedy; #330-Luisa Leal; #408Melanie Villanueva; 404-Sandra Patrice MacCoy; #406-Joseph White JR; #425-Sheena Singleton; #438-Carlos Diaz; #501-Luis Aponte; #514-Kenneth Ray; #525-Domingo Nieves; #1114-Iris Cruz; #1124-Douglas Shirey; #1129-Jennifer Winston; #1208-Albert Ellis; #1327-Lee Saylor IV PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM: 9005-Shannon M Schaeffer/ Ralph A Ginise 1993 Chev Truck Vin#1GBHK34K3PE206361, B783-James Vinson, C872-Maria Irizarry, E916-Maricela Salinas, F212-Antonio Searcy,F214-Vidal Lopez Vazquez, F215-Terry Parker, F259-Brian Vigo, H351-Liza Davila-Guasp, H357-Abdel Adorno Carrasquillo, H-368 April Rivera, H397-Rene Cajuste/Belloc Care, H423-Glenn Goodman, H448-Juan Diaz Lopez,I-542 Ericka Mcnealy,I-556 Angela Figueroa, I600-Roy Lawson Jr, I614-Luis Manzo Llanes, J-663 Sheila Hall,J673-Shirley Ann Cooper, K712Joseph Burns.

Notice of sale of motor vehicle Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.585, lienor/GS Auto Center -5293,South Orange Blossom Trail - 32839 Orlando/ FL, will sell at public sale at lienor”s address on June 19,2015 at 5 PM to 7PM for cash to satisfy a claim of lien, the following car: 99 Mercedez Vin # WDBHA24G1XA761626 They are located at lienor’s address. Said vehicle may be redeemed by satisfying the lien prior to sale date. You have the right to a hearing at any time prior to sale date by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owners have the right to recover possession of vehicle by posting in accordance with F.S.559.917.Any proceeds in excess of the amount of the lien will be deposited with the Clerk of Circuit Court in the county where the vehicle is held.

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Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on June 19, 2015 at 9:00 am, Rikers Roadside Services, 1425 W Taft Vineland Rd, Orlando, FL, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2003 Mazda, Vin#JM1BJ225X30175516; 2004 Dodge, Vin#1D4GP45R44B552347; 2000 Ford,Vin#1FTYR10C4YPB76299; 1990 Oldsmobile, Vin#1G3HN54C7L1807992; 1998 Chevrolet, Vin#1Y1SK528XWZ418018; 1996 Plymouth, Vin#2P4FP2532TR824642; 2000 Chevrolet, Vin#1GBJG31J5Y1227042; 2000 Ford, Vin#2FMZA5348YBC03319; 1991 Honda, Vin#JHMED365XMS023079; 1989 Honda, Vin#1HGCA5633KA020931; 1993 Chevrolet, Vin#1Y1SK5380PZ036080; 2004 Dodge, Vin#1D4GP45R54B552020; 2005 Chevrolet, Vin#1G1ZT62885F215143; 2010 Nissan, Vin#3N1BC1APXAL398181; 2004 Nissan, Vin#1N4BA41E84C931458; 2003 Hyundai, Vin#KMHDN45D73U498776; 2012 Chevrolet, Vin#1G1PC5SH1C7127740; 2000 Mitsubishi, Vin#JA3AY26C0YU061698; 1996 Ford, Vin#1FMDU32X2TUC69496;.

The following vehicle is to be auctioned at Avalon Towing, 18508 E Colonial Dr. Orlando FL 32820 at 7:00am on June 5 2015. Vehicle will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bid are: cash only, and buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2007 MITZ. Outlander Vin JA4MS31X17U010560.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on June 24, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #320 Lorenzo Ferguson Jr. – furniture, boxes, household items. #325 Judith Shingledecker – household goods, electronics, furniture, boxes. #706 Beverly Rodriguez – bins, totes, clothes, wheelchair, mattress. #813 Colin Brown – washer/dryer, dining set, fridge, tv stand, household items. #1603 Barbara Robinson – furniture, boxes, household items.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #720 Garvey Johnson-Piano, cabinets, #1046 GeniusDV-Furniture/office equipment, #1021 Agnes FelicianoHousehold items, #951 The Car Port Specialist Inc-Home furnishings, #1098 Beulah A Smith-Household items, #1081A Gladys Lattie-Boxes, #730-Eucesibus Frazier-Yard tools,boxes, #1011-Angela Webb-Household items.

Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment.

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NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned,Cory Christopher DeGroff, Evan Mitchell McCrossen, of 618 Orange Drive Unit 216, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701 County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Sun City Marketing It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Sun City Marketing” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 27 of May, 2015.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNE CHILDREN’S ADVOCACY CENTER CASE NO.: DP14-557 In the Interest of: J. W. DOB: 04/03/2007 a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: KEVIN WALKER (father), Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on Monday, July 6, 2015, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21 day of May, 2015.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Nicole Jackson, Esquire, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT Florida Bar No.: 0646962 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 601 West Michigan Street Orlando, FL 32805. (407) 873-3793 Telephone. (407) 481-2425 - Fax. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 317-7430 x2305 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

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Seamstress (Industrial Sewing) Pro Image Solutions 6073659

Advertising Account Manager Orlando Weekly 6083573

Real Estate Loan Officer CFE Federal Credit Union 6093606

Medical Asst Cert St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6094182

Call Center Sales Alorica 6087857

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Construction Inspector City of Casselberry 6087794

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Front Office - Clinic ENT St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6094181

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District Manager City of Orlando 6094175

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Graphic Artist SoftRock 6092731 Residential Summer Camp Counselors YMCA Camp Wewa (Apopka, FL) YMCA of Central Florida 6069871

Open House Job Fair Bilingual Telephone Sales Advisors Sears Holding 6093595

Web Developer Full Sail University 6093576

Tour Guide Full Sail University 6093575

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Laundry Attendant Caribe Royale Orlando 6093572

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Business Relations Representative Better Business Bureau Central Florida 6089752

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Entry - Level B2B Outside Sales Executive Consultant - ORLANDO Global Imaging Systems 6087257

Certified Surgical Technologist Central Florida Health Alliance 6064982

Food & Nutrition Supervisor Central Florida Health Alliance 6064983

Field Office Team Leader (Seminole Co.) FBMC Benefits Management, Inc. 6084315

Member Service Specialist Martin Federal Credit Union 6092698

Vacation Planning Sales Agent Orange Lake Resorts, Holiday Inn Club Vacations 6092723

Club Agent Diamond Resorts International 6092710 Shake Shack Restaurant Manager (Hospitality Food Service) - ORLANDO, I-DRIVE Shake Shack 6081825

Quality Assurance Specialist Community Coordinated Care for Children, Inc 6092730

Resource Specialist Florida Literacy Coalition 6092725

Restaurant Servers Westgate Resorts 6084202

Sales Representatives - Timeshare Westgate Resorts 6085040

Certified Pharmacy Tech - Various Locations, Orlando Health Orlando Health 6076847

Accounting Analyst Coordinator Lennar Homes 6080785

Licensed Massage Therapist XpresSpa 6082869

Quality Control -Lab Tech Silver Springs Citrus, Inc. 6092693

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