Orlando Weekly July 31, 2013 Best Of Orlando

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Tinfoil hats ‘R’ us Well Steve, ya got me thinking (“George is my copilot: What’s the truth of the Zimmerman SUV story?” Vision Thing, blogs.orlandoweekly.com, July 15).

Chas Holman, via orlandoweekly.com Funny how Reuters, independently of [Zimmerman defense attorney Mark] O’Mara, published an article that painted Zimmerman to be very similar to the characterization presented by the defense.

You need to pay attention to the facts, not the hysteria and race hustling going on – but you’re probably not going to let a good indignation be influenced by the facts, are you?

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You insinuate the death threats aren’t real? Is that why a kid in Chicago was arrested after tweeting that he was going to kill white people if George Zimmarman was acquitted? How about you just do a little thing called “google” and see just how many tweets are out there threatening to kill him. The Weekly is getting as bad as the Sentinel.

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NEWS & FEATURES

51 Food & Drink

127 Down the Road

9 Happytown Voter purge scourge, part two; Creed lead singer Scott Stapp takes to Twitlonger to share his deep feelings about life, the universe and Trayvon Martin

75 Arts & Culture

BACK PAGES

91 Music & Nightlife

150 Free Will Astrology

111 Sports & Recreation

150 Lulu Eightball

11 Best of Orlando 2013

CALENDAR

13 Meet our cover models

124 Selections

17 Local Color

126 The Week

152 Savage Love

37 Goods & Services

126 Maakies

153 Classified

GENERAL MANAGER Graham Jarrett EDITOR Erin Sullivan

EDITORIAL ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR Jessica Bryce Young ASSOCIATE EDITOR Ashley Belanger SENIOR STAFF WRITER Billy Manes CALENDAR EDITOR Aimee Vitek COPY EDITOR Katie Westfall INTERNS Kelly Chambers, Lauren Killer

RETAIL ADVERTISING ADVERTISING DIRECTOR Matthew Gull ACCOUNT MANAGER Jerrica Schwartz SENIOR SALES EXECS Jonathan Risteen, Dan Winkler RETAIL SALES EXECS Jon Bowers, Ian Smith, Matt Whiting

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CREATIVE CREATIVE DIRECTOR Adam McCabe PRODUCTION MANAGER Shelby Sloan GRAPHIC DESIGNER Dana Fasano

BUSINESS MANAGER Elizabeth Hubbard ASSISTANTS Andreina Icaza, Danetta Mahoney

CIRCULATION MANAGER Pierre Rene

It’s funny how progressives paint libertarians as tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorists because we warned of a bloated, aggressive, imperial foreign policy dictated by the military-industrial complex (since then: drone murders, Bahrain, Syria, Iran, Fast & Furious), a state-run panopticon and removal of the Fourth amendment (since then: NSA/ Prism, Snowden, Manning, Hastings), the failures and corruption behind the central bank/fiat currency system (Since 2007: the continued corruption and collusion between banks like Bank of America, HSBC, Goldman Sachs – see their latest aluminum scam), and the seizing of personal income by the government (See: Detroit, could turn out like Cypress). But a media conspiracy orchestrated by a fat, broke, lower-middle class Central Floridian is completely plausible. The overly PC approach to this and the bloodthirsty race baiting is in itself racist and the reason this idiot got off scot-free. Go back to focusing on gay marriages so nobody gets hurt.

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CONTRIBUTORS Reyan Ali, Christopher Balogh, Rob Bartlett, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Allie Conti, Jason Ferguson, Matt Gorney, Paul Hiebing, Scott Horn, Faiyaz Kara, Al Krulick, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Katherine Ramirez Massey, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Andrew Spear, Billy Table

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NUMBER OF NAMES ORIGINALLY TARGETED BY GOV. RICK SCOTT IN THE 2012 VOTER PURGE; AFTER PUBLIC AND FEDERAL SCRUTINY, THAT NUMBER WAS REDUCED TO 198

61 PERCENT PORTION OF THAT ORIGINAL LIST WITH HISPANIC SURNAMES, DESPITE THE FACT THAT JUST 14 PERCENT OF REGISTERED FLORIDIAN VOTERS ARE HISPANIC

201,000

ESTIMATED NUMBER OF POTENTIAL FLORIDIAN VOTERS DISCOURAGED FROM VOTING IN NOVEMBER 2012 BY LONG LINES THAT REPORTEDLY AFFECTED BLACK AND LATINO VOTERS TWICE AS MUCH AS WHITE VOTERS

“YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT FLORIDA’S LEGISLATURE IS CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR THE NEXT LEGISLATIVE SESSION TO SEE WHAT OTHER VOTER SUPPRESSION TACTICS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH NOW THAT THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT NO LONGER KEEPS OUR LEGISLATURE IN CHECK.” – AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION OF FLORIDA DIRECTOR HOWARD SIMON IN A JULY 24 PRESS RELEASE SOURCES: THINK PROGRESS, ACLU

PURGE SCOURGE: PART TWO In a week that finds this particular

publication resplendent in the jewels of dressed-up democracy via our Best of Orlando poll, it’s interesting to note that real democracy – the kind that requires voter registration and participation in person – is currently under fire in a very big way in the state of Florida. Of course, the fact that Gov. Rick Scott and the Republican Legislature have been averse to an inclusive and fair election process isn’t exactly news. It’s just that now their cruel intentions have been vindicated by the U.S. Supreme Court, and, consequentially, by federal courts in Florida. Do you feel that?

It’s the urge to purge again, princess.

Two years ago, citing nascent “voter fraud” that some Republicans have since admitted is code for “racism,” the Legislature was totally cool with shortening early voting hours and punishing voter-registration groups. (This year, some of that was undone – but not all of it – following November’s long-lined election-day clusterfuck.) Then last year, Gov. Scott and Secretary of State Ken Detzner pulled a list of 180,000 foreign-sounding names out of the air and attempted to purge them from the state’s voter rolls, prompting the U.S. Department of Justice to shut them down (even as local election officials rightfully scoffed at the voter-roll scrubbing). If you’re not white and rich and conservative with a simple last name in Florida, your state government doesn’t much care for your right to vote.

Things got worse on July 24, when the conservative U.S. Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit dismissed a year-old challenge to the purge filed in part by the American Civil Liberties Union that called into question the state’s methods in choosing the people it would force to suffer for their suffrage. The move was in the pipeline ever since the U.S. Supreme Court kicked the preclearance portions out of the Voting Rights Act last month, claiming that the anti-racism methods were no longer required in this post-racial society. Hell, we have a black president, right?

And even though Congress – under an allowance from the high court’s ruling in Shelby County v. Holder – is hard at work

conference earlier this month.

“But what about states’ rights?” you will likely hear your redneck brother screaming over the phone in the coming months.

Well, there aren’t any when the state is wrong.

crafting a new algorithm to more accurately represent the bigotry of the modern age, jerk-states like Texas, North Carolina and (reportedly) Florida are rushing to take advantage of the present ambiguity and wipe out minority voters while the getting’s good.

On July 24, the ACLU raised its hackles in response to the lower court’s dismissal of its case, reminding the media and whoever else would listen that it was only last June when the U.S. Department of Justice came down hard on Florida for its purge tactics, pointing to its “critical imperfections” that led to “unlawful conduct” by the state.

“We are in an age when voter suppression is becoming more sophisticated and more widespread, and until Congress reenacts the formula that triggers the Voting Rights Act’s preclearance requirement, we will need to use other weapons to protect that right to vote in Florida,” ACLU Florida director Howard Simon said in a statement.

On July 25, U.S. reps. Alcee Hastings, D-Miramar, and Ted Deutch, D-Boca Raton, released a joint statement (in the form of a letter to Gov. Scott) urging the governor to halt the inevitable return to the flawed original list of 180,000

by Detzner. “We request that you immediately inform the public as to whether your administration is again operating off that error-ridden list and what measures are being taken to ensure that no legitimate Florida voter is included on it,” they wrote.

Thankfully, it appears that the DOJ is already on this. According to the Washington Post, Attorney General Eric Holder Jr. “is expected to announce that the Justice Department is using other sections of the Voting Rights Act to bring lawsuits or take other legal action to prevent states from implementing certain laws, including requirements to present certain kinds of identification in order to vote.”

In fact, it’s already happening. The DOJ is putting its muscle behind a challenge to some unseemly redistricting in Texas, and will likely do the same when a challenge to that state’s voter ID law arises, according to the Post. Holder hinted that he was going to subvert congressional foot-dragging on the Voting Rights Act when he spoke in Orlando at the NAACP orlandoweekly.com

PLEASE STAPP While most of the national hive-

mind buzzed around the sweet, sweet honey of George Zimmerman’s rehabilitation from “accidental” killer to SUV superhero of Sanford last week – seriously, did that even happen, and where’s our tinfoil hat? – everyone’s least favorite gravel-grunt of self-importance, Creed lead singer Scott Stapp, emerged from his own irrelevance on July 20 to tweet his creed on some TrayvonObamacareSnowdenGate conspiracy mess. Turns out the sometimes drunk, suicidal, wifebeating Jesus freak has scratched together an opinion on world matters, and took to the expanded “twitlonger” (ha!) format to expand upon them.

“It seems very convenient for President Obama to help perpetuate this ‘national distraction,’” Stapp sacrificed. “Yes the civil rights of ALL Americans is [sic] vital to our democracy, but not even an issue in the Trayvon Martin case.”

Right. So, grumpy white guy pulls racebaiting card on the president; news at 11.

But things get a little worm-holier as Stapp rambles on. To wit: The IRS is targeting people; Obama cheated to win the election; Edward Snowden is awesome; “smoke screens” are not. Stapp, who never met a crucifix he didn’t want to hang from, is on to all of this mess, and he seems to be charting it – a bit like Creed used to chart when the country was clearly in a bad spot. Welcome to the countdown!

“Americans need to remember not to get distracted from what the most relevant priorities are right now in our country,” he goes on and on. “Yes, civil rights for all is in the top 10, don’t get me wrong, but it should not distract us from socialism and governmental abuse of power, which is the reality of the Obama administration and D.C. today.”

Yep. He’s created his own prism.

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INTRODUCTION

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t’s that time of year again, when we break out the tiaras and the sashes and the spray-tanner and get ready to crown our beautiful winners in the pageant that is Best of Orlando. Our contenders have spent the past five weeks flashing their best toothy grins – and lobbying hard – to earn your vote in the Best of Orlando readers poll, and now it’s time for us to tell you who’s the fairest of them all.

Thousands of you – 10,602, to be exact – filled out our carefully crafted survey and voted for the best of everything that makes our city beautiful (occasional streaky mascara and limp hair extensions aside). In the following pages, we’ve tallied your votes for the best bagels, pizza, thriftstore shopping, fine dining, cheap eats, expensive thrills and so much more that

we swoon a little when we think about it. We’ve also compiled our own writers’ picks that highlight some other dazzling contestants who deserve a mention in this competition.

The result is this extravagant variety show you see before you – a compendium of superlatives soundtracked by the rolling timpani of anticipation and the squealing of excitable winners. Enjoy it while it lasts, ladies. You’re the best.

Best of Orlando 2013 was compiled and written by Ashley Belanger, Jeffrey Billman, Kelly Chambers, Faiyaz Kara, Lauren Killer, Seth Kubersky, Bao LeHuu, Billy Manes, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Erin Sullivan, Aimee Vitek and Jessica Bryce Young. It was copy edited by Katie Westfall.

Our cover models are: Miss Winter Park 2013 Victoria Williams (left), Miss Orlando 2013 Chloe Lupo (center), and Miss Florida 2011 Kristina Janolo (right).

Hair was did by Chris Martin of Copperhead Salon, and our beauty queens were made up by Adrienna Hsia, also of Copperhead.

Photos were taken by Rob Bartlett, and cover design and issue layout provided by the lovely and talented Adam McCabe.

TABLE OF CONTENTS About our cover models..............13 Local Color.........................................17 Goods & Services..............................37 Food & Drink.....................................51 Arts & Culture.....................................75 Music & Nightlife...............................91 Sports & Recreation........................111

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Girls on film When we first conjured the notion of theming this year’s Best of Orlando issue with all the blown-out drama of a melodramatic beauty pageant, we didn’t expect to have access to actual beauty queens with actual blowouts. With a little help from pageant hairstylist (and owner of Copperhead Salon) Chris Martin, however – and makeup artist Adrienna Hsia, who summoned the mascara tears – three bona fide crown-holders were at our office within a week, draped in full-gown regalia, hair teased to the sky with tiaras on top. Miss Orlando 2013 Chloe Lupo, Miss Winter Park 2013 Victoria Williams, and Miss Florida 2011 Kristina Janolo were unexpectedly eager to entertain our fantasies of hair-pulling rivalry in pancaked schlock, even though two of them were gearing up to compete in the actual Miss Florida Scholarship Pageant the week of July 10. What if we ruined them?

We didn’t. In fact, both Lupo and Williams placed in the top 10, with Lupo named third runner-up and Williams totally winning swimsuit in the first night of preliminaries. Everybody wins! Before they could actually receive their honors, though, we put them through the paces: forced chicken feeding, shopping fights, general mayhem – all the contortions required to make our categorical points.

Creative director Adam McCabe says that although his initial idea was to “derail them” (cough) with surprise discomforts, the ladies were too down-to-earth to be fooled. When they gave him Hannah Montana for the Music & Nightlife session, McCabe demanded “rage face!” and got, well, death metal in high heels. (If Williams’ résumé is to be believed, she’s currently finishing her second album, Lipstick and Nicotine, so there’s that.) A special thanks to the ladies for having four hours of hot-lamped ridiculous fun with us, and for being generous enough to make fun of their own beauty. You’re all queens to us.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Activist 1. Stephanie Porta 2. Timothy Murray 3. Billy Manes

Best Activist Group 1. Food Not Bombs, foodnotbombs.net 2. Organize Now!, orgnow.org 3. Equality Florida, eqfl.org

Best Charitable Group 1. MAP Foundation, facebook.com/ findyourmap 2. Mustard Seed, mustardseedfla.org 3. Pet Rescue by Judy, petrescuebyjudy.com

Best-Kept Secret 1. Geek Easy (A Comic Shop), 114 S. Semoran Blvd., 407-332-9636, acomicshop.com 2. A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan podcast, tomanddan.com 3. The Danger Room at ACME Superstore, 905 N. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-331-0433, acme-superstore.com

Best Local TV News Channel 1. WESH-2 News 2. WFTV-9 News 3. CFNews-13

Best TV Newsperson 1. Martha Sugalski, WESH-2 News 2. Bob Opsahl, WFTV-9 3. Danny Treanor, CFNews-13

Best Radio Station 1. Real Radio 104.1 FM, WTKS 2. WPRK 91.5 FM 3. XL 106.7 FM

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Best Radio Show 1. A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan, tomanddan.com 2. The Philips Phile, Real Radio 104.1 FM 3. Johnny’s House, XL 106.7 FM

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Best Radio Personality 1. Jim Philips, The Philips Phile, Real Radio 104.1 FM 2. Johnny Magic, Johnny’s House, XL 106.7 FM 3. Daniel Dennis, A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan, tomanddan.com

Best Local Publication 1. Orlando Weekly, orlandoweekly.com 2. A Comic Book, acomicshop.com 3. Orlando Sentinel, orlandosentinel.com

Best Local News Writer 1. Scott Maxwell, Orlando Sentinel 2. Billy Manes, Orlando Weekly 3. Mike Bianchi, Orlando Sentinel

Best Local Blog 1. The Daily City, thedailycity.com 2. Geek Rest, geekrest.com 3. The Orlandoan, theorlandoan.com

Best Rolling Tastemaker

Best Radio Resurrection

Rydes Pedicab Co.

Erica Lee, WLOQ 102.5 FM

facebook.com/rydespedicab

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You never truly get a sense of somebody until you’ve seen them at their worst. Not only does Luke McHenry, owner of downtown rickshaw roadsters Rydes Pedicab Co., see some of the best late-night pedestrian horrors – girl-drink drunks stumbling through alleyways with smears of tears and regret; juiced-up jocks punching mounted horses in the face – but he also likes to chronicle it on social media.

The Rydes Facebook page is less embarrassing slambook than whimsical observation, but even the wry humorist takes on minor homeless brawls or panties left in the street can’t help but remind us why we don’t so much enjoy carting ourselves downtown on weekends anymore. We do, however, like to see the pictures later.

There’s only minor irony in the fact that one of Orlando’s harshest broadcast cackles would require the mannered Al Jarreau-isms of smooth jazz to bring her back to morning drive-time prominence.

Erica Lee, who spent 19 years as the funnier half of Mix 105’s “Scott and Erica Show,” was unceremoniously given the boot in early 2010, allegedly for not reading an endorsement for Bright House (she loves Bright House now, she says, but at the time they were making her miss some of her beloved sports programming).

Since early June, Lee has been creeping her way back into public consciousness on WLOQ 102.5 FM, filtering some of her signature girl-next-door bombast through old broadcast friends and guest hosts on “Wake Up With Erica.” Hilarity sometimes ensues when the smooth jazz passes.

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REA D E RS PO L L Best Local Website 1. tomanddan.com 2. nerdyshow.com 3. thedailycity.com

Best Local Twitter Feed 1. @amediocretime 2. @DanielDennis 3. @ELROSS

Best Local Public Facebook Feed 1. A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan 2. Orlando Hipsters 3. Orlando City Soccer

Best Local Pinterest Feed 1. Yum Yum Cupcake Truck 2. Devin Dominguez (/devinshaircut)

Best Local Big Shot 1. Aaron Haaland 2. John Morgan 3. Todd Fisher

Best Local Politician 1. Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer 2. Congressman Alan Grayson (tie) 2. Commissioner Patty Sheehan (tie) 3. Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs

Best Girl Talk Orange County Commissioner Jennifer Thompson and the glory of textgate Not that any of us were under the illusion that Orange County government wasn’t a well-lit one-stop shop for development, lobbyist and big business concerns – “sprawl” is practically our middle name – but few could have expected the brazen cluelessness with which the county’s elected representatives handled their iPads and iPhones at the beginning of the seemingly never-ending sicktime saga. On Sept. 11, 2012, during a six-hour public hearing on a local sick-time ordinance, commissioners gleefully ran afoul of Florida’s sunshine laws by privately discussing strategies on their devices with lobbyists while the public was talking. That blatant disregard for process was only heightened by the excuses Mayor Teresa Jacobs and her board used when records of their text messages were summoned, first directly, then through litigation.

Our favorite came from ever-defiant Commissioner Jennifer Thompson, who insisted that her conversation with a Disney lobbyist was just “girl talk.”

Hmm, well the “girl talk” that other commissioners and the mayor were having eventually led to the passage of pre-emptive legislation in Tallahassee that rendered the entire citizen-led sick-time initiative moot. Who knew girl talk could be so powerful?

Best Urban Planning Fail Drinking hours With all due hilarity, the Orlando city government sneakily resurrected its decade-old plan to expand downtown drinking hours to 3 a.m. earlier this year, something it swore it was doing with both transparency and economic development in mind. Except much of what the city was attempting to do – via private meetings among the muckety-mucks of the Downtown Development Board, initially – amounted to making things more costly for bars to operate downtown. Bars would be required to obtain permits for every concert, hire off-duty police officers for security and purchase expensive ID scanners in exchange for the glory of an extra hour of serving booze, all with the added cost of losing the 18-21 crowd downtown. The controversy spread wider than the Orange Avenue corridor, though, because many neighborhood bars resented the fact that there would be separate rules for bars operating within the same city’s limits, added regulations or not. In the end, the plan was effectively silenced, at least until it can sneak its way back up the secret gutter again.

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Best Weed Vendor John Morgan unitedforcare.org

If you’ve ever come across John Morgan (or videos of John Morgan) reveling in nightlife abandon, then it may not surprise you that the man who is “for the people” on your television screens all day is also for himself when he gets a spare minute. Still, Morgan’s surprise announcement earlier this year that he would become the new face of legalizing medical marijuana in the state of Florida shocked most, especially considering the power attorney’s strong Democratic political ties (he saved Charlie Crist by making him a Democrat … and a staffer!) and statutory day job. His aim, though, is true. Morgan’s father suffered from esophageal cancer and used marijuana to help get through the pain a decade ago. The United for Care petition movement is a tribute to him, and the most plausible means for the measure to even survive giggle-fits in Florida’s conservative governance. Morgan’s got money, see? orlandoweekly.com

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Best Repurposed Snopes Idiocy

RE A D E R S P O L L Best Local Politician in Need of a Reality Check 1. Mayor Buddy Dyer 2. Gov. Rick Scott 3. Mayor Teresa Jacobs

Best People Watching 1. Lake Eola 2. Winter Park/Park Avenue 3. Downtown Orlando/Orange Avenue

Best Neighborhood 1. College Park 2. Winter Park 3. Thornton Park

Best Place to Take Out-of-Towners 1. Park Avenue in Winter Park 2. Walt Disney World 3. Acme Superstore, 905 N. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-331-0433, acme-superstore.com

Best Reason to Live in Orlando 1. Weather 2. A Comic Shop, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., 407-332-9636, acomicshop.com 3. Walt Disney World

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David Siegel emails threat to staff We really didn’t need many more reasons to doubt the worth in human weight of Westgate billionaire noisemaker David Siegel – he has, after all, been courting scandal forever, and was made to look a total fool in that Queen of Versailles docu-takedown – but when he, like other simpering rich people, decided to threaten his employees if they happened to vote Democrat in the 2012 elections, he crept just a notch further up our “hate you” list. Add to that the fact that Siegel, who bragged of his profits despite Obamanization, couldn’t even be bothered to craft his own letter to his staffers, but rather plagiarized one from online rumor debunker snopes.com (“My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, so will your opportunities. If that happens, you can find me in the Caribbean sitting on the beach, under a palm tree, retired, and with no employees to worry about,” the letter read), and now we can’t help but laugh at him. Well done, Siegel. You just keep getting worse.

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Best Headline That Tells You Everything You Need to Know “Rubio currently opposes own immigration bill” If he weren’t such an obnoxious cipher, you’d almost feel bad for Marco Rubio.

Trapped between the need for “outreach” to Hispanics and his party’s own nativist base, Rubio took part in the bipartisan Gang of Eight that drafted the immigration bill, then caught shit for it on AM radio, then backpedaled, leading to this Washington Post headline on June 5. Rubio eventually came around after Democrats agreed to spend billions to militarize the border, and voted for the compromise that passed the Senate in late June. Then he promptly pivoted to attacking abortion rights, because hey, why not?

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Best Endangered Dining Free-range food trucks and hot dog carts Remember how excited everyone was when the food truck trend finally hit Orlando? It was fun – we could pick up gourmet meals on the fly, get empanadas outside our favorite bars, stumble across new culinary delights around practically every corner. Naturally, though, the city just had to do something about all of that good feeling and entrepreneurial spirit.

So in May, the City Council passed a “temporary use permit” pilot program for the trucks, which didn’t just require new permitting for anyone who wants to sell food as a mobile vendor in the city – it also restricted the trucks from doing business in certain areas of town altogether, made it so that they can’t do business on city streets or sidewalks unless they’re in concession with the city, required them to have notarized letters from private property owners expressly stating that they have permission to do business in private parking lots and, in general, made it a whole lot harder to make a living by selling food from a truck. Way to support small business, Orlando.

Best Local Time Traveler Old Florida on Facebook facebook.com/oldflorida1

Perhaps the best reason to stay on Facebook lately is the sun-soaked nostalgia presented by communities like Old Florida. We love their galleries full of black-and-white vintage photography, interspersed with colorful postcards and other Florida ghosts we don’t mind haunting us on social media. For longtime residents, it’s a trip down memory lane, but for out-of-state lurkers who love to snicker about Florida culture, it’s a reminder that some things that happen “only in Florida” are true cultural treasures.

Best Twitter Meme Florida Man Florida, as we all know, is a hot, humid petri dish of weird and dumb and terrible stuff, and it’s high time someone decided to catalog our parade of awful.

And so we give you Florida Man, the “world’s worst superhero,” a Twitter handle (@_FloridaMan) chronicling headlines that begin with the words “Florida Man.” For instance: “Florida Man Arrested for DUI on Lawnmower on Fourth of July”; “Florida Man Tries to Kill Cousin for Not Inviting Him to 2-Year-Old’s Birthday Party”; “Florida Man Caught Picking Hallucinogenic Mushrooms With Alligator in Backpack.” Florida Man’s Twitter feed is as existentially Floridian as a Carl Hiaasen novel. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll start looking for jobs somewhere far away – Alaska seems nice, right?

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Florida Theatrical Association forces Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts into a deal

Best Reason to Leave Orlando 1. Weather 2. Traffic 3. Tourists 1. Major league soccer stadium 2. Sunrail 3. Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

Worst Use of Taxpayer Money 1. Amway Center 2. Sunrail 3. Toll roads

Best New Thing 1. Orlando City Soccer, orlandocitysoccer.com 2. The Danger Room at Acme Superstore, 905 N. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-331-0433, acme-superstore.com 3. Central Florida Community Arts, cfcarts.com

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The daggers and sneers of the pearl-clutching chattering class surrounding Buddy Dyer’s performing arts center dream have been hilariously evident to those in the know since the project’s inception. But back in December, one of DPAC’s largest wounds was paraded in front of a broader audience, leaving the center’s brass in a defensive publicity corner. For the past few years, nobody really knew exactly how DPAC would actually book its shows – much less how they’d operate at all – so when the leadership announced that it would be self-presenting, thereby cutting ties with local arts hero Ron Legler and his Florida Theatrical Association, hair went flying. Threats of dropped pledges and even strong words from the mayor followed, forcing DPAC to reconsider and negotiate with FTA through clenched teeth. The show will go on; trust us.

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Best Buddy Dyer Pickup Line Propositioning the Attorney General to undress for the Undie Run In a typical public relations junket that summoned the hollow echoes of City Hall’s gaping rotunda, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi – otherwise known as Legally Blonde, because she squeaks self-righteously and on cue – floated into town to talk about all the hard work she was doing to make sure that poor foreclosed Floridians were getting their portion of a national settlement against the big banks. Sure, fine, that never panned out really, did it? Afterward, Mayor Buddy Dyer and his sweet felicitations approached us to rub handsies with Bondi, effectively putting us in the very awkward position of flirting with her for him. He wanted us to ask her to join in the philanthropic – yet nearly nude – Undie Run that happened back in February. So, basically, we had to ask the attorney general to get naked (she didn’t exactly refuse; nor did she exactly get it). That Dyer is a charmer. orlandoweekly.com

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Best Cute Animals in Real Life Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Facebook page facebook.com/MyFWC

From pictures of baby sea turtles (awwww) to tales of lobster poachers (boooo) to explanations of ant lions (yuck?), the Florida Wildlife Commission’s Facebook page offers a controlled dose of wildness to consume with your morning coffee every day. MyFWC, the department’s official Facebook page, streams an engaging mix of stories that, taken together, function like our very own Discovery Channel. Pics of baby animals (panther kittens, black bear cubs, tiny tree frogs) engage the I Can Has Cheezburger? crowd, while the Law Enforcement Case of the Week adds Cops-style drama with accounts of overthe-limit outdoorsmen (both hunting bag limit and blood alcohol limit) – in our opinion, a totally worthwhile use of state funds.

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Best Blood Equality Banned4Life banned4life.org

Seminole State College student Blake Lynch was denied the ability to donate blood earlier this year to help his friend Emmy, who suffers from sickle cell anemia and requires transfusions frequently. The reason Lynch was denied is because he is gay, and since 1983, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has refused the blood of gay men on dubious terms involving discrimination, HIV and AIDS. Lynch launched Banned4Life.org and, over the past few months, has received substantial national and local media attention for the cause – there is a day of action planned on Oct. 19, at which straight allies are encouraged to give blood in the place of their gay friends. It appears that Lynch’s campaign may be working: In June, the American Medical Association rebuked the FDA ban, saying, “The ban on blood donation for men who have sex with men is discriminatory and not based on sound science.” Now it’s time for the feds to catch up.

Best Unintentionally Hilarious Job Posting SeaWorld is hiring a sushi cook On June 12, we tweeted a job posting for partner site OrlandoJobs.com. It read: “Orlando SeaWorld is hiring a sushi cook. Apply now!” Our Twitter followers, always on the ball, were quick to respond: “Look at that beautiful creature! I bet it’s delicious,” replied @XFadedGloryX. “Um, you don’t cook sushi,” @SimonTravels pointed out. “I LOL’d,” @keiteay told us. Hilarious as it seemed when we sent out that tweet, the kicker is: The job is, apparently, for real.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Adult Entertainment Store 1. Fairvilla Megastore, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-425-6005, fairvilla.com 2. Premier Couples Superstore, 5009 S. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-857-2050, premiercouples.net

Best Bike Shop 1. Orange Cycle, 2204 Edgewater Drive, 407-422-5552, orangecycleorlando.com 2. Ace Metric Cycles, 1844 E. Winter Park Road, Suite A, 407-790-7802, facebook.com/ace.metric 3. Kyle’s Bike Shop, 203 N. Primrose Drive, 407-228-7088, kylesbikeshop.net

Best Record Store 1. Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive, 407-447-7275, parkavecds.com 2. Rock & Roll Heaven, 1814 N. Orange Ave., 407-896-1952, rock-n-rollheaven.com 3. East West Music & More, 4895 S. Orange Ave., 407-859-8991

Best Used Bookstore 1. The Book Worm, 422 N. Bumby Ave., 407-898-7888, thebookwormoforlando.com 2. Brightlight Books, 161 E. State Road 436, Fern Park, 407-622-6657, brightlightbooks.com 3. Maya Books and Music, 201 E. First St., Sanford, 407-321-6504

Best Comic Book Store 1. A Comic Shop, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Suite 6, Winter Park, 407-332-9636, acomicshop.com 2. Acme Superstore, 905 E. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-331-0433, acme-superstore.com 3. Coliseum of Comics, multiple locations, coliseumofcomics.com

Best Liquor Store 1. Total Wine & More, 2712 E. Colonial Drive, 407-894-6553; 4625 Millenia Plaza Way, 407-352-6330, totalwine.com 2. ABC Fine Wine & Spirits, multiple locations, abcfws.com 3. Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors, 1001 N. Mills Ave., 407-896-6975, wallysonmills.com

Best Wine Shop 1. Total Wine & More, 2712 E. Colonial Drive, 407-894-6553; 4625 Millenia Plaza Way, 407-352-6330, totalwine.com 2. Tim’s Wine Market, multiple locations, timswine.com 3. Cavanaugh’s Fine Wines, 1215 Edgewater Drive, 407-426-7510, cavwines.com

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Best Feeling of Anticipation Waiting for East End Market to open 3201 Corrine Drive

Best Kids’ Consignment Shop Klassy Kidz

321-236-3316

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We’ve been looking forward to Audubon Park’s “neighborhood market and cultural food hub” since it was announced in early 2012, and anxiously eyeballing construction progress on every trip down Corrine since. Developer John Rife (of Winter Park Harvest Festival renown) and organizers from the Audubon Park Community Market are building the dream: a 14,000-square-foot facility enclosing veggie and bakery stalls selling locally grown and produced food, a restaurant, a demonstration kitchen, party space for rent and more. As of press time, they’re promising a lateSeptember opening, so keep the faith, locavores.

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Unlike other resale shops, where you can’t find anything good because the stuff is all piled up (and often all raggedout and nasty), at Klassy Kidz you can actually see the merchandise. The shop has recently been redone; it’s welllit and offers a good shopping experience. In addition to (oftentimes brand-name) children’s clothing, you’ll find kiddie DVDs, furniture and toys, all gently used – and if you don’t mess it up too badly, you can bring stuff back and consign it again once your own kiddies outgrow it.

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R EA D E RS PO L L Best Farmers Market 1. Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park, 407-599-3397, cityofwinterpark.org 2. Orlando Farmers Market, Lake Eola Park, corner of East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive, orlandofarmersmarket.com 3. Winter Garden Farmers Market, 104 S. Lakeview Ave., Winter Garden, wintergardenfarmersmarket.com

Best Health Food Store: 1. Whole Foods, 8003 Turkey Lake Road, 407-355-7100; 1989 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, 407-673-8788, wholefoodsmarket.com 2. Chamberlin’s Natural Foods, multiple locations, chamberlins.com 3. Hoover’s Market, 1035 Academy Drive, Altamonte Springs, 407-869-0000, hooversmarket.com

Best Pet Supply Store 1. Pookie’s Pet Nutrition & Bow Wow Bakery, 1500 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-622-7387, pookiesbowwowbakery.com 2. Woof Gang Bakery, multiple locations, woofgangbakery.com 3. Gracie’s of Winter Garden, 220 S. Dillard St., Winter Garden, 407-654-6169, graciesofwintergarden.com

Best Dog Daycare 1. Dog Day Afternoon, 1015 Sligh Blvd., 407-835-9200, dogdayafternoon.net 2. Ranger’s Pet Outpost and Retreat, 1239 Minnesota Ave., Winter Park, 407-622-4884, rangerspetoutpost.com 3. Woof! Orlando, 3529 Edgewater Drive, 407-422-2206, wooforlando.com

Best Dog Walker 1. Animal Companion Pet Sitting Service, 321-396-7900, animalcompanionpetsitting.com 2. Big Paw Pet Care, 13506 Summer Port Village Parkway, Suite #759, Windermere, 321-345-7387, bigpawpets.com 3. Fetch! Pet Care, 407-545-8196, fetchpetcare.com

Best Place to Adopt a Pet 1. Orlando Humane Society/SPCA of Central Florida, 2727 Conroy Road, 407-351-7722, ohs-spca.org 2. Pet Rescue by Judy, 2620 Iroquois Ave., Sanford, 407-302-4497, petrescuebyjudy.com 3. Orange County Animal Services, 2769 Conroy Road, 407-836-3111, ocnetpets.com

GOODS & SERVICES Best Downtown Sanford Poor Sanford’s reputation has taken a beating over the last year and a half, and the merchants of the city’s super-cute historic downtown are the ones who’ve felt the brunt of it. We’ve heard from several that business was depressed as the city tried to get out from behind the shadow of the Zimmerman trial. But here’s the thing: Sanford has a really cool, vibrant downtown. It has eclectic bars (hey there, Little Fish Huge Pond) and restaurants, some of which are run

by Orlando businesspeople who saw the potential in the city’s main street (we’re looking at you, Imperial Wine Bar & Beer Garden) and opened northern outposts there. It has a monthly Alive After Five street party and frequent pub crawls. It has an awesome book and record store (Maya Books and Music) and folk art gallery (Jeanine Taylor Folk Art). Add to that a handful of antiques shops, the Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, a kickass authentic German beer hall (Hollerbach’s Willow Tree Café) and a coffee/dessert shop (Taste of Thyme Café), all in one compact downtown area. And did we mention that it’s located along the shores of beautiful Lake Monroe? Yeah, that, too.

It’s by far the best downtown experience to be had in these parts.

Best Facebook Window Shopping Chic Boutique 2818 Corrine Drive

407-286-2949 facebook.com/chicboutiqueorlando

We love consignment shopping, especially when we can shop at a designer-focused resale store like Chic Boutique in Audubon Park. Not only does this shop have an ever-changing inventory – BCBG sandals, Prada handbags, Lilly Pulitzer dresses, among other trendy women’s fashions – but if you follow them on Facebook, every day you’ll get a preview of the newest items because they post snapshots of the clothing, shoes and jewelry about every hour or so. If you happen to fall in love with a specific item (or several), just remember to book it to the store on Corrine Drive that same day because, girls, we can tell you from experience that those coveted finds go fast.

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READ E RS P O L L Best Hair Salon 1. Alchemy Hair Salon, 2812 Edgewater Drive, 407-650-8022, alchemyorlando.com 2. Halo Salon & Spa, 1910 Alden Road, 407-898-4256, haloorlando.com 3. J. Bauman Salon, 1043 N. Mills Ave., 407-898-9044, jbaumansalon.com

Best Nail Salon 1. Koi Nail Spa, 2025 W.P. Ball Blvd., Sanford, 407-302-3655 2. Parlour Salon and Spa, 904 S. Bumby Ave., 407-228-9827, parloursalonandspa.com 3. In Style Hair Nails & Day Spa, multiple locations, instylehairorlando.com

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Chris Martin, Copperhead Salon 1235 N. Orange Ave., #201

407-898-6636 copperheadsalon.com

Copperhead owner Chris Martin is not only responsible for nearly all of the flying hair you see in this dolled-out issue, he also – full disclosure – rats and chops and bleaches the heads of Orlando Weekly news hounds Erin Sullivan and Billy Manes with all due frequency. Iconic! Martin opened Copperhead nearly eight years ago, after working at the Wave on Washington Avenue for the preceding nine years. It was back at the Wave that he made his first foray into the pageant circuit, sponsoring a local pageant and throwing some hair that would eventually go on to produce Miss Florida 2003 and subsequently Miss America 2004 Ericka Dunlap. That victory – among three Martin-styled Miss Florida victories – earned Martin the gig as official stylist for the Florida hopefuls in the Miss America pageant. If there have been real catfights or tragedies, Martin’s not revealing them (everyone is “nice” and “bright,” apparently); it’s merely his job to make pageant girls – like all clients – “the best version of themselves: healthy, shiny, pretty. To make them pop.”

Also, not everyone is a beauty queen, and that’s just fine by Martin.

“I never get bored doing hair,” he says. “Especially the hair of my challenged clients, like Billy Manes.” There she is.

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1. The Ritz-Carlton Spa, Orlando, 4012 Central Florida Parkway, 407-393-4200, ritzcarlton.com 2. The Beauty Spot Spa & Boutique, 2305 Edgewater Drive, Suite E, 407-481-1188, beautyspotinc.com 3. The Spa, 2626 Edgewater Drive, 407-898-7737, thespallc.com

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R EA D ER S POLL Best Boutique 1. Etoile Boutique, 2424 E. Robinson St., 407-895-6363, etoileboutique.com 2. Zou Zou Boutique, 2 N. Summerlin Ave., 407-843-3373; 7988 Via Dellagio Way, Suite 100, 407-601-7727, zouzouboutique.com 3. Dear Prudence Shop, 2912 Corrine Drive, 407-894-8941, dresssweet.com

Best T-shirts 1. Mother Falcon, 819 E. Washington St., 407-423-3060, motherfalconclothing.com 2. Impress Ink, 1720 N. Goldenrod Road, Unit 2, 407-982-5646, impressink.com 3. Enemy Ink, 1500 Alden Road, 407-788-7865, enemyink.com

Best Vintage Clothing Store 1. Dechoes Resale, 2110 Edgewater Drive, 407-648-7480; 2525 E. Colonial Drive, 407-894-6622, dechoesresale.com 2. Etoile Boutique, 2424 E. Robinson St., 407-895-6363, etoileboutique.com 3. The Owl’s Attic, 4031 Forsyth Road, Winter Park, 321-300-6957, theowlzattic.com

Best Thrift Store (Not Just Clothes) 1. Goodwill, multiple locations, goodwill.org 2. Dechoes Resale, 2110 Edgewater Drive, 407-648-7480; 2525 E. Colonial Drive, 407-894-6622, dechoesresale.com 3. Community Thrift Store, 6015 Edgewater Drive, 407-295-2799

Best Place to Buy Furniture 1. IKEA, 4092 Eastgate Drive, 407-355-3155, ikea.com 2. 1618 Something Different, 1618 N. Orange Ave., 407-897-6707, somethingdifferentretro.com 3. Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave., 407-228-4403; 116 E. First St., Sanford, 407-898-4230, washburnimports.com

Best Dry Cleaner 1. Acme Cleaners, 600 N. Westmoreland Drive, 407-841-2301; 204 E. Ridgewood St., 407-872-1040, acmecleaners.com 2. Best Cleaners, multiple locations, bestcleanersorlando.com 3. Parisian Cleaners, 701 Virginia Drive, 407-894-2655 (tie) 3. Jon’s Dry Cleaner & Laundry, 337 E. Michigan St., 407-540-1030 (tie)

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GOODS & SERVICES Best Liquid Road Trip Miller’s Hardware Store 143 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park

407-647-3316 millers.doitbest.com

There are many reasons to sing the praises of Miller’s Hardware Store – the deep inventory, the fact that it’s locally owned and has served the area for more than 65 years, the fact that it was once known as “The Woman’s Hardware Store” – but here we’re confining ourselves to just one segment of the store: that amazing soda selection near the front door. A long stretch of shelving is packed (oh-so-neatly) with obscure regional pops from around the country. Bubble Up and Green River (a couple of Midwestern 7-Up forerunners) sit cheek-by-jowl with the beloved Southern Cheerwine, Chef Bruce’s gourmet ginger ales, and various jokey fizzes like Ale81 (“a late one!”) and Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer (non-alcoholic, alas). Even if we’ve no need of a hose clamp or a socket wrench, we’ll still drop by Miller’s for some banter with the awesome clerks and a dose of carbonated nostalgia.

Best Local Jewelry Impacting the Fashion World Sea of Bees seaofbeesjewelry.com

Sea of Bees may be local, but the fantasy warrior motifs the jewelry calls upon seem to be making big splashes elsewhere, too. Sea of Bees has recently made appearances in fashion catalogs like Anthropologie’s winter gift guide and adorable blogs like the Dainty Squid. Lucky for us, we can find artist Stephanie Marie Smith’s often-replicated but never duplicated handiwork just by stopping by Mother Falcon. And though her woodland creature rings have been spotted on the fingers of Feist, her recent line of necklaces channel instead the hardened beauty of someone like Neko Case: timeless, fierce, bold and stunning.

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READ E RS P O L L Best Smoke Shop 1. Climax, multiple locations, orlandosmokeshop.com 2. Corona Cigar Co., multiple locations, coronacigar.com 3. Kathmandu, 23 S. Court Ave., 407-316-0026; 352 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-647-7071, tribalasia.com

Best Tattoo/Piercing Studio 1. Black Chapel Tattoo Studio, 693 N. Orange Ave. #200, 407-420-9636, blackchapeltattoos.com 2. Orlando Tattoo Company, 11229 E. Colonial Drive, 407-412-5922, orlandotattoocompany.com 3. Ascension Custom Dermagraphics, 832 N. Mills Ave., 407-898-2013, ascensiontattoo.com

Best New Roommate Ace Metric Cycles 1844 E. Winter Park Road

407-790-7802 facebook.com/ace.metric

We knew everything was gonna be cool when we saw the Starbucks posters go up in the window of the sad, empty shell of the Bold Hype gallery that sits between caffeine/cocktail mainstay Stardust Video & Coffee and bustling newish hair salon Shag’d. It was briefly animated by the Death by Pop-Up Shop, but for years now it’s felt like a missing tooth in a bright grin. The rustled feathers and well-I-never mutterings provoked by several “Starbucks Coming Soon” posters a prankster slapped up on the space were the perfect slyly humorous entree for Ace Metric – we couldn’t have blue-skied a better new addition. With the arrival of one of Orlando’s best sources for fixed-gear bikes, accessories and repairs, this town’s cool kids now have a one-stop shopping center addressing all needs gastronomic, alcoholic, cosmetic and transportation-related.

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Best Locally Made Bag to Hold Your iPad Farm satchel from Makr Carry Goods makr.com

Yay, you got an iPad! Now if only you had something decent to carry it around in – your purse is too small, your laptop bag is too big, everything you see in the mall is the opposite of attractive. We are about to let you in on a little secret – the bag you want (need?) is made right here in the Orlando area, though you won’t find it in any local retail stores. Head to the website for Winter Park-based Makr and look up the farm satchel. It’s a simple cotton duck bag with leather accents, a canvas strap and three pockets – the center one is the perfect place to stash your iPad, and the other two are big enough to hold a charger, wallet, iPhone and one or two other miscellaneous items that always find their way into your bag by the end of the day.

Stop looking for other bags. This one is perfect.

GOODS & SERVICES Best Place to Shop That’ll Make You Feel Like You’re at Your Grandmother’s House Adjectives Market 1215 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs

407-900-9825 adjectivesmarket.com

You really never know what type of vintage and antique treasures you’ll find when you visit Adjectives Market. This 12,000-square-foot space is jam-packed with items from more than 85 dealers selling vintage clothing, handmade furniture, fine linens, collectible mementos, midcentury home decor, jewelry and lots more. You name it, we bet you’ll find it at Adjectives – and usually for a steal. If you’re the type who likes to look before buying, check out the shop’s website or Facebook page for daily and weekly “shop shots.” But for us, half the fun is meandering around, digging our way around the place and searching for that one must-have item. It’s like finding hidden treasures in your grandma’s attic.

Best Sugar-Based Time Travel Sassafras Sweet Shoppe 115 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park

407-388-0101 sassafrassweetshoppe.com

Don’t get us wrong, Sassafras isn’t just a nostalgia trip. No matter your age – 6 years old or 60 years old – Sassafras will have your favorite childhood candy.

Those of mature years will get a rush from the shelves stuffed with Abba-Zaba, Charleston Chew, Turkish Taffy and GooGoo Clusters. Gen X’ers can drop bucks on Pop Rocks and Ring Pops. Sophisticates can choose from silver-wrapped Italian Baci bonbons, marzipan fruits or tiny tins of blood-orange Ginger Zingers. Snarky sorts will enjoy Honey Badger Mints, bacon gumballs or sour cream-and-onion flavored dried crickets (really). The tiny sugar shack is an inviting hangout, decorated with old-fashioned apothecary touches and red-and-white striped everything; it’s hard to believe so much sweetness can be packed into such a small space.

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Best Summer Hang Banana Hammock Republic hammocks bananahammockrepublic.net or etsy.com/shop/chairsareforchumps

Artist Brendan O’Connor has a dream: No one should ever go without a place to sit. Or, perhaps, lie down and take a nap. Building on the success of his SIT project (thesitproject.com), which installed decorated chairs at local LYNX bus stops that lack seating, O’Connor founded the Banana Hammock Republic, a small business selling “tactical hammocks” that can be strung up anywhere – the straps have enough flex and grippiness that the hammock can be tied up with a simple bow knot. Response has exceeded O’Connor’s expectations; the website is full of customers’ hammock-rocking selfies. We love an artist with a strong business sense.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Caribbean 1. Bahama Breeze, multiple locations, bahamabreeze.com 2. Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine, 10034 University Blvd., 407-699-8800, healthyjamaicanfood.com (tie) 2. Caribbean Sunshine Bakery, multiple locations, caribbeansunshinebakery.net (tie) 3. Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road, 407-253-2900, singhsrotishop.com

Best Chinese 1. Hawkers, 1103 N. Mills Ave., 407-2370606, facebook.com/hawkersstreetfare 2. Imperial Dynasty Chinese Restaurant, 2045 W. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-786-2266, imperialdynasty.com 3. Lam’s Garden, 2505 E. Colonial Drive, 407-896-0370

Best French 1. Le Coq au Vin, 4800 S. Orange Ave., 407-851-6980, lecoqauvinrestaurant.com 2. Chez Vincent, 533 W. New England Ave., Winter Park, 407-599-2929, chezvincent.com 3. Paris Bistro, 216 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-671-4424, parisbistroparkave.com

Best Greek 1. Mediterranean Blue, 435 E. Michigan St., 407-422-2583, mediterraneanblue.net 2. The Greek Corner, 1600 N. Orange Ave., 407-228-0303, thegreekcorner.net 3. Cypriana, 505 Semoran Blvd., Casselberry, 407-834-8088; 12309 E. Colonial Drive, 407-286-4051, cyprianausa.com

Best Indian 1. Gateway to India, 790 E. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-339-9996, gatewaytoindiarestaurant.biz 2. Moghul Indian Cuisine, 401 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park, 407-599-9001, moghulindiancuisine.com 3. Tamarind, 501 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 321-207-0760, tamarindfl.com

Best Italian 1. Giovanni’s Italian Restaurant, multiple locations, giovannisrestaurant.com 2. Il Pescatore, 651 N. Primrose Drive, 407-896-6763, ilpescatoreonline.com 3. Prato, 124 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-262-0050, prato-wp.com

Best Latin 1. Black Bean Deli, 325 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-628-0294, blackbeandeli.yolasite.com 2. Zaza New Cuban Diner, 3500 Curry Ford Road, 407-228-0060, zazacubandiner.com 3. La Fogata Latin Eatery & Bistro, 767 S. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, 407-517-4661

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FOOD & DRINK Best Olive Bar

Best Treat Yo Self Dish Louis Vuitton roll at Kabooki Sushi

Cavallari Gourmet

3122 E. Colonial Drive

1954 W. State Road 426, Oviedo

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Treat. Yo. Self. It started as a throwaway Tom-and-Donna subplot on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, but blew up into a memefest/Tumblr avalanche/life philosophy/excuse for doing or buying just about anything you can’t really afford but will make you feel goooood. And in the great tradition of overthe-top luxury at a small-bite price, you cannot beat the Louis Vuitton roll at Kabooki Sushi. First there’s the name, calculated to drive any label whore wild. Then there’s the embarrassment-of-riches composition of the thing: king crab meat, asparagus, tempura flakes and orange-chili sauce topped with blow-torched wagyu beef, Italian black-truffle salt and crème fraîche, drizzled with fauxnagi sauce (the sablefish-based alternative to unagi, aka freshwater eel, which is overfished – look atchoo, being all eco-conscious and shit) and then, kid you not, sprinkled with 24-karat gold flakes. At $17, it’s such a bargain that you practically have to buy it.

If you can make it past the dozens of types of chicken rolls, gorgeous hand-cut meats, deli salads, prepared to-go entrees, wine racks and the artisan beer cooler, you’ll discover Cavallari Gourmet’s olive bar. There are other olive bars in Orlando, certainly, but we highly covet this gem of an antipasto bar for its size and selection: You’ll find imported olives of all shades that are marinated and stuffed every which way – with feta, almonds, blue cheese, prosciutto, peppers – fresh mozzarella balls, Italian peppers, roasted tomatoes, marinated cipolline onions and much, much more.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Mexican 1. Garibaldi Mexican Restaurant, 929 N. Semoran Blvd., 407-275-5035 2. Gringos Locos, 20 E. Washington St., 407-841-5626, eatgringos.com 3. Tijuana Flats, multiple locations, tijuanaflats.com

Best Middle Eastern 1. Falafel Café, 12140 Collegiate Way, 407-382-6600, falafelcafe.com 2. Bosphorous Turkish Cuisine, 108 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-644-8609; 7600 Dr. Phillips Blvd., 407-352-6766, bosphorousrestaurant.com 3. Tony’s Deli, 1323 N. Mills Ave., 407-8986689, facebook.com/tonysdelis

Best Thai 1. SEA Thai Restaurant, 3812 E. Colonial Drive, 407-895-0985, seaorlando.com 2. Thai House of Orlando, 2117 E. Colonial Drive, 407-898-0820, thaihouseoforlando.net 3. Royal Thai Restaurant, 1202 N. Semoran Blvd., 407-275-0776, royalthai-orlando.com

Best Reason to Pucker Up Pickle shots at Ollie’s Public House 3400 Edgewater Drive

407-999-8934 olliespublichouse.com

What’s better than taking a shooter of straight tequila or whiskey? Why, chasing said shot with some spicy pickle juice, of course! This College Park watering hole – sister bar to downtown’s Finnhenry’s – is known for its “dirty” picklebacks: the Dirty Henry (Patrón tequila) and the Dirty Finn (Tullamore Dew whiskey). You might be surprised to find the sour taste of the pickles nicely masks the hard-liquor taste of the, well, liquor.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Vietnamese 1. Pho 88, 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488, pho88orlando.com 2. Little Saigon, 1106 E. Colonial Drive, 407-423-8539, littlesaigonrestaurant.com 3. Saigon Flavors, 3573 Aloma Ave., Oviedo, 407-951-8818, saigonflavors.net

Best Bakery 1. Blue Bird Bake Shop, 3122 Corrine Drive, 407-228-3822, bluebirdbakeshop.com 2. Charlie’s Gourmet Pastries, 3213 Curry Ford Road, 407-898-9561, charliesgourmetpastries.com 3. Raphsodic Bakery, 710 N. Mills Ave., 407-704-8615, raphsodic.com

Best Barbecue 1. 4 Rivers Smokehouse, multiple locations, 4rsmokehouse.com 2. Bubbalou’s Bodacious Barbecue, multiple locations, bubbalous.com 3. Cecil’s Texas Style Bar-B-Q, 2800 S. Orange Ave., 407-423-9871, cecilsbbq.com

Best Fried Chicken (ChineseStyle) Chuan Lu Garden 1101 E. Colonial Drive

Best Pub Grub Spanish-style mac & cheese at Mi Tomatina’s BARcelona 433 W. New England Ave., Winter Park

407-896-8966

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It’s simple, it’s comforting, and it’ll leave you wanting more even as it tears a hole in your intestine. The wee nuggets of ridiculously fiery chicken make the chongqing lazi a must on any visit to downtown’s Chuan Lu Garden. The intense blast of Sichuan peppercorns is reason enough to order the dish, but the heap (and we mean heap) of delicately crisp red chilies in the mix is so insanely addictive that the chicken morsels eventually act as chasers.

We were first drawn to this Spanish gem in Hannibal Square during an Another Round pub crawl, when we were looking for a boozeabsorbing type of meal. One look at BARcelona’s vegetarian tapas menu and we knew the macaroni and cheese would hit that indulgent, comfort-food spot. With its buttery Manchego cheese and crispy gratin crust, it so did – especially when paired with a refreshing glass of sangría or Spanish white.

Best Adorable Brunch Dish Mini biscuits & gravy at Cask & Larder 565 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park

321-280-4200 caskandlarder.com

The Ravenous Pig chef-owners Julie and James Petrakis opened sister restaurant Cask & Larder right down the street in Winter Park last year, to rapturous foodie acclaim.

We heard tons of positives about the “Southern Public House”: tasty locally sourced plates, diverse house-brewed beer and so on. So it was no surprise when a Sundaymorning brunch order of biscuits and gravy ($9) landed us with a charming plate of fluffy, buttery miniature blackpepper biscuits and a small-yet-satisfying bowl of country gravy – for spoonful pouring, if you have manners. They were almost too cute to eat. Almost.

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R EAD ER S POLL Best Breakfast 1. Keke’s Breakfast Café, multiple locations, kekesbreakfastcafe.com 2. First Watch, multiple locations, firstwatch.com 3. Matilda’s on Park, 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-951-5790, facebook.com/matildasonpark

Best Burgers 1. Graffiti Junktion, multiple locations, graffitijunktion.com 2. Matilda’s on Park, 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-951-5790, facebook.com/matildasonpark 3. Beth’s Burger Bar, 24 E. Washington St., 407-650-4950, bethsburgerbar.com

Best Cupcake 1. Blue Bird Bake Shop, 3122 Corrine Drive, 407-228-3822, bluebirdbakeshop.com 2. The Yum Yum Cupcake Truck, 407-494-9336, theyumyumcupcaketruck.com 3. Sweet! by Good Golly Miss Holly, 711 N. Alafaya Trail, 407-277-7746, sweetbyholly.com

Best Coffeehouse 1. Drunken Monkey, 444 N. Bumby Ave., 407-893-4994, drunkenmonkeycoffee.com 2. Stardust Video & Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road, 407-623-3393, stardustie.com 3. Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-975-3364, austinscoffee.com

Best Teahouse 1. Pom Pom’s Teahouse & Sandwicheria, 67 N. Bumby Ave., 407-894-0865, pompomsteahouse.com 2. Dandelion Communitea Café, 618 N. Thornton Ave., 407-362-1864, dandelioncommunitea.com 3. Infusion Tea, 1600 Edgewater Drive, 407-999-5255, infusionorlando.com

Best Diner 1. Bananas Modern American Diner, 924 N. Mills Ave., 407-480-2200, bananasdiner.com 2. Christo’s Café, 1815 Edgewater Drive, 407-425-8136 3. Junior’s Diner, 2920 Corrine Drive, 407-894-8871

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Best Old Thing That Hasn’t Changed and Never Should Lee & Rick’s Oyster Bar 5621 Old Winter Garden Road

407-293-3587 leeandricksoysterbar.com

Things change. Time rolls on. And there are many vestiges of Florida’s past (hell, and present) we could do without. But there’s one thing, as old and rundown as it is, that we hope never changes: Lee & Rick’s, the absolute best oyster bar in town, and certainly the best throwback to a simpler era. It began in 1950 as a nine-stool BYOB that only served oysters, and while the restaurant and menu have expanded over the last six decades, you should stick to what they do best. Get a cold beer and a bucket or two of raw oysters and go to town. You won’t be disappointed.

Best Comfort Food With a Kick Jalapeño mashed potatoes from Cecil’s Texas Style Bar-B-Q 2800 S. Orange Ave.

407-423-9871 cecilsbbq.com

We guarantee your office holiday party is nothing compared to an OW holiday party.

That’s mainly because, besides the annual trip to Wally’s (after the official party), every year we stuff ourselves with grub from Cecil’s Bar-B-Q, and that includes an enormous tub of their jalapeño mashed potatoes. They’re creamy, but not too, and they’re just spicy enough that some might consider them a hazing ritual of sorts for newbies. Once you taste these taters, you’ll never look at mashed potatoes the same way again. (That could also be the cocktails from Wally’s talking.)

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READE RS PO L L Best Hummus 1. Dandelion Communitea Café, 618 N. Thornton Ave., 407-362-1864, dandelioncommunitea.com 2. Falafel Café, 12140 Collegiate Way, 407-382-6600, falafelcafe.com 3. Hummus House Pitas and Salads, 11565 University Blvd., 407-282-7482, hummushouse.com

Best Ice Cream 1. Jeremiah’s Italian Ice, multiple locations, jeremiahsice.com 2. Twistee Treat, multiple locations, twisteetreatusa.com 3. Cold Stone Creamery, multiple locations, coldstonecreamery.com

Best Pizza 1. Mellow Mushroom, 2015 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, 407-657-7755; 11680 E. Colonial Drive, 407-384-4455, mellowmushroom.com 2. Lazy Moon, 11551 University Blvd., 407-658-2396, www.lazymoonpizza.com 3. Anthony’s Pizzeria Restaurant, 100 N. Summerlin Ave., 407-648-0009, anthonyspizza.com

Best Pho 1. Pho 88 Vietnamese Restaurant, 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488, pho88orlando.com 2. Little Saigon, 1106 E. Colonial Drive, 407-423-8539, littlesaigonrestaurant.com 3. Pho Hoa, 649 N. Primrose Drive, 407-895-6098, facebook.com/ phohoaorlando

Best Pub Grub 1. Matilda’s on Park, 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-951-5790, facebook. com/matildasonpark 2. Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive., 407-802-4800, obliviontaproom.com 3. Fiddler’s Green, 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-645-2050, fiddlersgreenorlando.com

Best Sandwiches/Subs 1. Pom Pom’s Teahouse & Sandwicheria, 67 N. Bumby Ave., 407-894-0865, pompomsteahouse.com 2. Jersey Mike’s, multiple locations, jerseymikes.com (tie) 2. Jimmy Johns, multiple locations, jimmyjohns.com (tie) 3. 903 Mills Market, 903 S. Mills Ave., 407-898-4392, 903millsmarketcafe.com

FOOD & DRINK Best Biergarten in the Woods

German-American Society of Central Florida’s annual Oktoberfest 381 Orange Lane, Casselberry 407-834-0574 gasocf.com

So you heard there was this authentic Oktoberfest thing happening in Casselberry, and you had nothing to do that night anyway.

You didn’t expect much, until you drove up Orange Lane and saw the German Alps-style lodge down this middle-of-nowhere road.

Whoa. You paid your entrance fee and were directed into some kind of awesome party in the woods where people were eating wursts, drinking authentic dunkel and dancing, singing, cheering … in the woods in Casselberry.

It’s as surreal and beautiful as it sounds, and words can hardly do it justice.

Best Restaurant Relocation Ethos Vegan Kitchen

SERVING THE AUTHENTIC

GYROSANDWICH WE ALSO HAVE A WIDE VARIETY OF VEGETARIAN SELECTIONS AND AUTHENTIC MEDITERRANEAN BEER AND WINE

CATERING AVAILABLE // FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! 435 E. MICHIGAN STREET 407.422.BLUE (2583)

601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park

407-228-3898 ethosvegankitchen.com

Sure, we miss enjoying our vegan Phillies on the patio in Ethos’ previous Ivanhoe home.

Since relocating to Rollins’ domain, Ethos may have buttoned it up just a bit to suit a more commercial space, but with exceedingly convenient results in terms of parking, picking up to-go orders and expanded seating.

It seems undeniable they’ve also expanded their clientele, and we’re rooting for the vegan comfort-food chemists to keep faking it ’til they make it to even grander horizons.

Best Have-It-YourWay Customization Private Island Ice Cream 14650 Gatorland Drive

407-433-9545 privateislandicecream.com

Hunter Creek’s Private Island Ice Cream uses technology to ensure you won’t have to share with anyone – each serving is frozen to order using liquid nitrogen, and customers can choose from a vast array of ingredients for an ice cream built to their exact specifications.

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READERS POLL Best Seafood 1. Big Fin Seafood Kitchen, 8046 Via Dellagio Way, 407-615-8888, bigfinseafood.com 2. Winter Park Fish Co., 761 Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-622-6112, thewinterparkfishco.com 3. Boston Fish House, 6860 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, 407-678-2107; 1133 Rinehart Road, Sanford, 407-878-5874, bostonsfishhouse.com

Best Place to Buy 69-cent Avocados and Other Cheap and Exotic Produce

Best Locavore Love

Fancy Fruit & Produce

Field to Feast: Recipes Celebrating Florida Farmers, Chefs, and Artisans

2211 S. Goldenrod Road

407-249-7998

Trust us, you’ll feel a little guilty stuffing the trunk of your car with bags and bags of fruit, vegetables, meats and assorted sundries from Fancy Fruit & Produce, ’cuz the prices at this Latin supermercado are just plain loco. Not only are ready-to-eat Hass avocados 69 cents, but you can get 15 Key limes for a buck, two pineapples for $3, three large chicken breasts for $5, and a trio of rib-eyes for $10 and change. Many local chefs venture to FF&P’s five Central Florida locations for exotic ingredients (guava, rambutan, Asian pears, cactus fruit, etc.), and why not? The variety and prices can’t be beat.

Best Juice/Smoothies 1. Planet Smoothie, multiple locations, planetsmoothie.com 2. Juice Bar, 23 E. South St., 407-446-9257, juicebarorlando.com 3. Tropical Smoothie, multiple locations, tropicalsmoothie.com

Best Place to Consistently Find Otoro Sushi Tomi

Best Steakhouse

8463 S. John Young Parkway

1. Christner’s Prime Steak & Lobster, 729 Lee Road, 407-645-4443, christnersprimesteakandlobster.com 2. The Capital Grille, 9101 International Drive, 407-370-4392; 4200 Conroy Road, 407-351-2210, thecapitalgrille.com 3. Linda’s La Cantina Steak House, 4721 E. Colonial Drive, 407-894-4491, lindaslacantinasteakhouse.com

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Many of the finest sushi restaurants in town advertise otoro, but very few actually serve the wondrously fatty cut of tuna prized by sushi enthusiasts. More often than not, you’ll be informed that they’re all out, but not at Sushi Tomi. They always seem to have otoro and, at $5.25 for a piece, in-the-know locals here (many of whom are Japanese) avoid paying Nobu prices for an opportunity to indulge in an orgasmic extravagance.

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When we first picked up this cookbook late last year, we were impressed by how co-authors Pam Brandon, Katie Farmand and Heather McPherson not only showcased a collection of in-depth profiles of Floridabased farms, but also how they were able to pry detailed recipes away from those farmers and other local chefs. The coolest part about cooking up any of the Field to Feast recipes – other than the palpable support you’re providing for local food producers – is that you can find food (sometimes just a few hours old) from many of these farms at a bevy of Orlando markets.

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REA D E RS P O L L Best Sushi 1. Amura Japanese Restaurant, multiple locations, amura.com 2. Seito Sushi, 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801, 8031 Turkey Lake Road, 407-248-8888, seitosushi.com 3. Sushi Lola’s Japanese and Korean Restaurant, 2806 Corrine Drive, 407-898-5652, sushilolas.com

Best Vegan 1. Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601 S. New York Ave., Winter Park, 407-228-3898, ethosvegankitchen.com 2. Dandelion Communitea Café, 618 N. Thornton Ave., 407-362-1864, dandelioncommunitea.com 3. Loving Hut, 2101 E. Colonial Drive, 407-894-5673, lovinghut.us/florida

Best Wings 1. Gator’s Dockside, multiple locations, gatorsdockside.com 2. Buffalo Wild Wings, multiple locations, buffalowildwings.com 3. Wing House, multiple locations, winghouse.com

Best Meat 1. Meat House, 669 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-629-6328, themeathouse.com 2. Freshfields Farm, 400 E. Compton St., 407-423-3309, freshfieldsfarm.com 3. Petty’s Meats, 2141 W. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-862-0400, pettysmeats.com

Best Produce 1. Freshfields Farm, 400 E. Compton St., 407-423-3309, freshfieldsfarm.com 2. Eat More Produce, 1111 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-647-5292, eatmoreproduce.com 3. Clemons Produce, 3325 Curry Ford Road, 407-897-1413, clemonsproduce.com

Best Outdoor Dining 1. Hillstone Restaurant, 215 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-740-4005, hillstone.com/hillstone 2. 903 Mills Market, 903 S. Mills Ave., 407-898-4392, 903millsmarketcafe.com 3. Relax Grill, 211 Eola Parkway, 407-425-8440, relaxgrill.com

Best Food Truck 1. Fish out of Water Sushi Truck, @FishOutOfWater8 2. The Yum Yum Cupcake Truck, 407-4949336, theyumyumcupcaketruck.com 3. Korean BBQ Taco Box, 407-453-2250, facebook.com/kbbqbox

FOOD & DRINK Best Wakeup Juice Café con leche at Zaza New Cuban Diner 3500 Curry Ford Road

407-228-0060 zazacubandiner.com

There are precious few things that Miami gets right. South Beach is OK, we guess, if you’re into fake tits and fake people and overpriced espressotinis. Other than that, no thanks.

Except for the food, that is – specifically, the wonderful, and wonderfully affordable, Cuban food. And nowhere in Orlando replicates that cuisine quite as well as Zaza New Cuban Diner: the quesitos, the medianoche, the lechon asado. It’s all pretty fantastic, but do yourself a favor while you’re there: grab a large coffee con leche. This exquisite concoction – it’s just espresso, steamed milk and sugar, but (trust us!) is very difficult to do correctly on your own – has the juice to get you going better than Dunkin’ ever could.

More important, it’s absolutely bursting with flavor, perhaps because Zaza’s coffee is roasted just down the road in Longwood. No one in town – or outside of Miami, so far as we’ve found – does it better.

Restaurant That Best Replicates Dining on Mumbai’s Streets Chaat House 9472 S. Orange Blossom Trail

407-240-4922 chaathouseorlando.com

Chaat House’s savory South Asian street food is just as animated as its bold, over-the-top Bollywood-style decor. It’s not uncommon to see patrons seated with their feet up, yakking away in assorted Desi dialects while munching on plates of chaat – the cool, sometimes creamy, sometimes crunchy, always spicy street snacks. If you’ve never had the pleasure, head on over and sample some pani puri, bhel puri or papri chaat; then you’ll get the idea. Finish off with some chai and bite-sized mithai (sweets) and you can hold off on your trip to India for a while. orlandoweekly.com

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R EAD ER S POLL Best Cheap Eats 1. Tako Cheena, 932 N. Mills Ave., 321-236-7457, takocheena.com 2. Gringos Locos, 20 E. Washington St., 407-841-5626, eatgringos.com 3. Tijuana Flats, multiple locations, tijuanaflats.com

Best Restaurant When Someone Else Is Paying 1. The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407628-2333, theravenouspig.com 2. The Capital Grille, 9101 International Drive, 407-370-4392; 4200 Conroy Road, 407-351-2210, thecapitalgrille.com 3. Christner’s Prime Steak & Lobster, 729 Lee Road, 407-645-4443, christnersprimesteakandlobster. com (tie) 3. Luma on Park, 290 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-599-4111, lumaonpark.com (tie)

Best Late Night Restaurant (serving after 11 p.m.)

1. Tako Cheena, 932 N. Mills Ave., 321-236-7457, takocheena.com 2. Bananas Modern American Diner, 924 N. Mills Ave., 407-480-2200, bananasdiner.com 3. Pom Pom’s Teahouse & Sandwicheria, 67 N. Bumby Ave., 407-894-0865, pompomsteahouse.com

Best Tiny Baklava Mediterranean Blue 435 E. Michigan St.

407-422-2583 mediterraneanblue.net

Perhaps it’s a testament to how much we love virtually everything on the menu at South Orlando Greek eatery Mediterranean Blue, but there’s something about the super sweet-and-flaky homemade baklava – most notably, its size – that really sticks to our ribs.

Actually, it’s not really tiny baklava, but rather one substantial slab of baklava sliced in four pieces. Just that dainty aesthetic readjustment (perfect for sharing!) is enough to lure us back and leave us wanting more.

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Best Taco Stand in a Grocery Store Tienda Mexicana Jalisco 2021 N. Goldenrod Road

407-282-8339

The brightly colored grocery on Goldenrod Road is frequented as much for the taco stand inside as it is for Latin comestible staples. There, young ladies prepare some of the best and (at $1.50 each) cheapest tacos in the city. Sunday afternoons are popular with Mexican families, who occupy the handful of tables downing any of the nine tacos offered, including juicy al pastor, richly flavored carne asada, cabeza (beef head) and lengua. Dip them in smoky hot sauce and follow it up with a sugary guzzle of Mexican Coca-Cola for full impact.

Best Cocktail That Looks Like a Science Experiment Berries & Bubbles at Ocean Prime 7339 W. Sand Lake Road

407-781-4880 oceanprimeorlando.com

Restaurant Row’s Ocean Prime specializes in seafood, but the swanky restaurant’s “all-time best selling cocktail,” the Berries & Bubbles ($14), packs a little something not found underwater. The ingredients don’t sound so unusual – Belvedere Citrus vodka, marinated blackberries, housemade sour mix and Domaine Chandon brut champagne – but the cube of dry ice plunked in at the end adds over-the-top pizazz. The recipe can be found on Ocean Prime’s website in case you want to try mixing up one at home, but we suggest caution when playing around with dry ice – those fingertips come in handy for other things.

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Best Place to Drink Sangria From a Chicken

Best Tiny Tasting Room

The Garlic

The Hourglass Brewery

556 E. Third Ave., New Smyrna Beach

255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood

386-424-6660

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We won’t go into the cozy courtyard ambience or executive chef Michael Perri’s rustic-yet-refined menu of Italian dishes. It’s no matter that one step inside the Garlic has you feeling like you’re at home – if you’re from a big, welcoming Tuscan family, that is. The highlight of any meal at this seaside pearl is the sangría, mainly because the fruit-and-wine concoction is served in a vibrantly hued, ceramic chicken-shaped pitcher. You can order a Chicken Little (half carafe, $11.50), a Chicken Big (full carafe, $21), or if you’re lame, you can sip by the glass ($5.95). At the end of the meal you might be stuffed with booze and pasta, but before heading home, check out the room near the entrance where you can purchase your own ceramic gallo as a take-home souvenir of your Italian evening.

Hourglass Brewery is one of the new kids on the Orlando craft-beer block, but thousands of drinkers flocked to the grand opening of the locally owned brewery last year. We’re not sure how all those people fit into the humble tasting room (it’s itty-bitty, with maybe fewer than a dozen bar stools), but the home-brewed goodness flowing out of this space is why fans keep coming back. It doesn’t hurt that they regularly offer beer-flight specials, artwork by local artists hangs on the walls, and food trucks serve up dinner most evenings.

Best Waterfront Lunch Spot Lake Minneola Inn and Tiki Bar 508 S. Main Ave., Minneola

352-394-2232

Located off the beaten path, just to the northeast of Clermont, this outdoor tiki bar adjacent to the tiny Lake Minneola Inn offers a prime sip-and-nosh setup. It’s entirely outdoors, save for the bar area, and it’s the kind of casual place where you can show up in a T-shirt and cut-offs, or simply park your boat at the adjacent dock and enjoy lunch under one of the few umbrella-shaded tables on the deck. Don’t be surprised if there’s a line for tables; just grab a cold one from the bar and enjoy the view while you wait.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Art Event/Festival 1. The Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival, orlandofringe.org 2. Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival, wpsaf.org 3. Nerdapalooza, nerdapalooza.org

Best Art Night 1. Acme Ferox Art Night, acme-superstore.com 2. Third Thursday Arts Walk and gallery hop, downtown Orlando, cityartsfactory.com 3. 1st Thursdays at Orlando Museum of Art, omart.org

Best Arts Advocate 1. Frankie Messina, Apartment E, apartmente.com 2. Patrick Greene, Gallery at Avalon Island, avalongallery.org 3. Parker Sketch, local artist, parkersketch.blogspot.com

Best Local Artist 1. Andrew Spear, spearlife.com 2. George Perez, perez.comicbookseries.info 3. Karen Russell, solaceincolor.com

Best Local Author 1. Jodi Renee Thomas, jodireneethomas.com 2. David James (Jamie) Poissant 3. Nicole Antonia Carro (Carson), nicoleantoniacarson.wordpress.com

Best Local Poet/Spoken Word Artist 1. Tod Caviness, @wiggystarbucks 2. Curtis Meyer, facebook.com/ curtismeyerwinterpark 3. Shawn Welcome, shawnwelcome.bandzoogle.com

Best Literary Reading Series 1. There Will Be Words, twbw.tumblr.com 2. Functionally Literate, functionallyliterate.org 3. Parcels: MFAs in Progress at Urban ReThink, urbanrethink.com (tie) 3. Winter With the Writers, rollins.edu/ winterwiththewriters (tie)

Best Local Actor/Actress 1. Logan Donahoo 2. Croix Provence 3. Philip Nolen

Best Gallery 1. Acme Danger Room, 905 N. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-331-0433, acme-superstore.com 2. City Arts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave., 407-648-7060, cityartsfactory.org 3. Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-913-1426, avalongallery.org

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ARTS & CULTURE Best Rebirth

Best Sign of Life

Gallery at Avalon Island

New leadership at OMA and CFAM

39 S. Magnolia Ave. avalongallery.org

omart.org | cfam.rollins.edu

Thus far it’s been business as usual, at least to the eyes of the general public. But behind the scenes, Glen Gentele, the new director of the Orlando Museum of Art, and Ena Heller, the new director of Rollins College’s Cornell Fine Arts Museum, are surely rattling cages. Within months of starting at CFAM, Heller announced that the museum had won a grant making admission to the Cornell free for their whole 35th-anniversary year, 2013. Gentele, whose new home celebrates its 90th anniversary in 2014, hasn’t announced a price cut, but does have plans for a comprehensive archiving project. That may not sound thrilling, but Gentele’s background and interest in contemporary art makes him a great catch for a museum that rarely shows off the full spectrum of its impressive collection of modern American works. We expect big, big things.

The intimate space on the ground floor of the historic Rogers Building has been an art-lover’s downtown destination for years, and its absence has been felt during its recent shuttering. The good news is that the gallery has reopened; the better news is that there’s a knowledgeable contemporary-art curator at the helm (Patrick Greene, guiding force behind 2012’s citywide Walk On By project and most recently employed at Urban ReThink); the best news is that Greene has plans not just for the gallery but also for the upstairs screening room that used to house the Digital Media Arts Center.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Museum 1. Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave., 407-896-4231, omart.org 2. Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St., 407-514-2000, osc.org 3. Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-645-5311, morsemuseum.org

Best Theater Venue 1. Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St., 407-297-8788, madcowtheatre.com 2. Orlando Shakespeare Theater, 812 E. Rollins St., 407-447-1700, orlandoshakes.org 3. Theatre Downtown, 2113 N. Orange Ave., 407-841-0083, theatredowntown.net

Best Movie Theater

Cardboard Art Festival Jan. 25-27, 2013 cardboardartfestival.com

First it was a jam-packed art opening featuring seven talented Orlando artists, then it became a pop-up dinner featuring chef Bryce Balluff and the Orlando Symphony Youth Orchestra. Then it was a daytime kids matinee that later became a music and puppetry performance by Dog Powered Robot and Andy Matchett & the Minks. The best part: All three days revolved around the gloriously impermanent medium of common cardboard. January’s premiere of the Cardboard Art Festival at the Orange Studio showed just how much gold our local artists can spin from straw.

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1. Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-629-0054, enzian.org 2. Cobb Plaza Cinema Café, 155 S. Orange Ave., 407-982-5444, cobbtheatres.com 3. AMC Downtown Disney, 1500 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-827-1308, amctheatres.com

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Best Renegade Artist Turned Respectable Entrepreneur Baby BlueStar When we first encountered choreographer/entrepreneur Baby BlueStar, she was presenting her genre- and gender-bending lip-sync show at Orlando’s finest gay bars and Fringe festivals. Half a decade later, Blue is not only the owner of her own theatrical venue (called the Venue), but also a respected Ivanhoe Village board member. Best of all, she hasn’t lost any artistic edge transitioning from outsider to institution, as her recent Hammers and Lambs collaboration with artist Patrick Fatica proved.

Best Place That’s Impossible to Google The Venue 511 Virginia Drive

407-412-6895 thevenueorlando.com

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We don’t mind a little challenge when it comes to tracking down our city’s newest performance spaces, but the Venue, Ivanhoe’s latest gem, was a true Boolean search puzzle when it first opened. But it was worth the digging, because once you walk into the lobby, loop through the small patio and enter the delightful main room, you’ll learn why those in the know from the theater and music communities (and private party-throwers, to boot!) have found good reason to stage their events there.

Best Public Breakup HYPER-Bolic Friday, April 19, 2013, at the Venue

Interpreting the stages of a breakup through performance art sounds painful in more ways than one, but the exceptional imagination that local artist Jessica Earley brought to this production translated that emotional scarring so well, the show managed to equally brand our memory. Clever choreography, an Internet spirit guide and a hilarious relic from her relationship (a blanket with a life-size photo of her ex printed on it) injected humor, but her fearless re-enactment of still-fresh feelings was what pushed showgoers to reject any criticism. orlandoweekly.com

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Dance Company 1. Orlando Ballet, orlandoballet.org 2. Skill Focus Burlesque, skillfocusburlesque.com 3. Voci Dance, vocidance.org

Best Theater Company 1. Skill Focus Burlesque, skillfocusburlesque.com 2. Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St., 407-297-8788, madcowtheatre.com (tie) 2. Orlando Shakespeare Theater, 812 E. Rollins St., 407-447-1700, orlandoshakes.org (tie) 3. SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave., 407-648-0001, sak.com

Best Mural 1. Murals on Sam Flax building by Andrew Spear, Charles Marklin, Swamburger 2. Mural on Mills Avenue by Andrew Spear 3. Mural on side of Hideaway Bar by Andrew Spear

Best Public Art 1. Painted utility boxes in various locations around town 2. Murals by Andrew Spear 3. Paint the Trail in Seminole County

Best Reason to Be a Kid Again

Best Florida Insight by an Outsider

Artists in Wondercamp

Monica Wendel

Misty Forest Enrichment Center 611 N. Hyer Ave.

The Kerouac House kerouacproject.org

407-455-1193 mistyforestcenter.wordpress.com

Every day, we read local ceramist Jenn Benner’s Facebook updates from Artists in Wondercamp, the kids’ day camp she’s leading this summer, and we surrender to a jealousy that’s ugly to behold. “This morning at ‘Artists in Wondercamp: My Best Fiend, Exploring Picasso & Matisse,’ we investigated Matisse’s giant paper cutouts.

Then we participated in a papercutting workshop.” “We just watched this [Yayoi Kusama] video at Artists in Wondercamp and now all we want to do is create our own Obliteration Room and spin around inside it until we pass out with dizzy delight.” “Today at ‘Artists in Wondercamp: The Sight of Music’ we explored the music of Philip Glass by making overlapping sound patterns with various instruments. Then we watched clips from Koyaanisqatsi and tried our hand at the fingerprint-painting technique Chuck Close used to make his portrait of Philip Glass.” Today at our desk, we gritted our teeth and wondered why our art teacher never got past poster paints, blunt scissors and woven construction paper.

When Brooklyn poet Monica Wendel became the Kerouac House’s latest writer in residence in March, she didn’t waste time discovering our neck of the woods. Besides stealing the show from literary lights Philip Deaver and John King during May’s Functionally Literate reading at the Timucua Arts White House, Wendel also took road trips to tourist destinations like Kennedy Space Center and Weeki Wachee Springs State Park. Her poetry picked up some Sunshine State stank along the way, illuminating Florida’s inescapable twinges of fear and hopelessness. In “Brain Science,” a new poem written during her stay, Wendel concludes a thought with “even as much as Florida feels like hell, or caves under its own weight into sinkholes that reach the slow-moving aquifer,” suggesting that three months here might just be long enough.

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Best Comic Book Based on a Visit to Central Florida Breakers So What? Press sowhatpress.com/breakers

The Atlantic Center for the Arts, our New Smyrna Beach gem of cutting-edge creativityslash-Skinner box experiment in cultural deprivation for visiting artists, recently hosted an all-cartoonist residency. In October 2012, a group of comics creators got together for three weeks of imagination incubation, and this book is the record of their days. Ellen Forney, Dean Haspiel, Megan Kelso, Lara Antal, Sean Ironman and 20 more contribute short strips, ranging in tone from the snarky to the introspective, on the themes of “tropical isolation,” the “wondrous blur of creative freedom” and “other primordial nature.”

Best Religious Architecture St. George Orthodox Church 24 N. Rosalind Ave.

407-422-3230 stgeorgeorlando.org

Exotically Eastern European, St. George (a Greek Orthodox church) is entered through a diminutive door. Once you’re inside, the white-marbled lobby re-centers you with candles and tapestry, and while ascending the stair to the sanctuary, you can marvel at gorgeously painted murals, intricate gold-leaf decorative scrollwork, and a sideways, quirky chair for His Holiness fenced off and turned toward the pulpit. Reeking of ancient spirit, St. George’s has stepped arena-style seating, augmenting the acoustics and turning a mass into a religious experience.

Best Czech Point Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park

407-647-6294 polasek.org

This Czech émigré’s waterfront home is a gorgeous setting for his monumental expressionistic sculptures, dating back to the 1940s. While its current programming suits the Sunday painter more than the serious artist, it is still a beautiful setting for events, and a stroll through the gardens to gaze upon art that was created during World War II, expressing the world’s greatest modern agony, is a powerful experience not to be missed.

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Best Local Instructional Cartoonist Dawn Schreiner dawnschreiner.com facebook.com/dawn.schreiner

Showcasing her recent portrait series of U.S. vice presidents, along with quirky commemorations of noteworthy dates, Maitland artist Dawn Schreiner’s Facebook wall is full of miniature illustrated lessons on life and history. Did you know that soldiers assigned to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier “can never drink alcohol or swear in public for the rest of their lives”? We didn’t either, until we read her recent Memorial Day post. Schreiner, who’s worked as a courtroom sketch artist and commercial illustrator, delights in revealing surprising or serious information with uncharacteristic whimsy.

“I don’t know that I would recognize a person drowning if they were right in front of me,” Schreiner writes in one blog post, before offering a haunting (but lovely) annotated illustration of what a woman drowning actually looks like.

Best World-Class Collection of Modern Architecture Walt Disney World From the 1970 Contemporary Hotel and Epcot’s geodesic dome designed by the Imagineers, to Arata Isozaki’s Human Resources Building (aka “the cooling tower”), to Michael Graves’ Swan and Dolphin hotels and Gwathmey Siegel’s convention center, Disney has been a patron of high modern architecture since the beginning. Unlike most of Disney’s other efforts, which are usually designed to illustrate trite, sugar-coated storylines (e.g., Cinderella’s Castle), its modernist buildings stand on their own, needing no script to shine forth as strong, clear signs of the future. Secret thrill: See the original model built for the Experimental Prototype City of Tomorrow (Epcot) in the early 1970s, complete with skyscrapers and a bold master plan, on the Tomorrowland tram ride. Imagine how the world would be different if it had been built. orlandoweekly.com

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Fringe Festival takes over Ivanhood

Boy Kong

orlandofringe.org

Play Nice, Die Young at Peacock Room, May 2013 900 Lives at CityArts Factory, June 2013 facebook.com/boy.kong

Every day in every way, they’re getting better and better. OK, maybe the organizers of the annual Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival aren’t chanting 19th-century self-help guru Émile Coué’s famous autosuggestive mantra to themselves, but it’s working anyway. Each year they tackle a new area of the festival to improve, and 2013 was a banner year: The festival spilled out of its Loch Haven boundaries to spread across Ivanhoe Village, with shows at Theatre Downtown and Baby Blue’s new Venue and a 13,000-square-foot warehouse space on Alden Road hosting Visual Fringe. We can’t wait to see how they’re going to top that, but we have faith that they will.

Best Extended Programming Daytime hours and docent tours at Snap! 2013

Orlando artist Boy Kong first wowed us with his spectacular 3-D painted-wood works displayed at Tako Cheena last October (Anti-Happy Story Time), and that was before we found out that he’s only 19 years old. Following his first Art Basel Miami Beach show in December, Kong has been working relentlessly to fill gallery walls. His May show at Peacock Room, Play Nice, Die Young, was “inspired by the Greeks’ ‘black-figure’ paintings,” he said, and gave us a glimpse into the guts of some of Kong’s spirit animals. But it was his contribution to June’s B-Side Artists Annual Showcase, 900 Lives, that really stunned us. Kong hand-cut and painted 100 seemingly identical maneki-neko (“lucky cat”) prints, each “gifted with their own human touch/flaws.” Boy Kong’s YouTube videos reveal a young artist willing to invest the hard work necessary to bring his wooden menagerie to life.

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Art parties are great, but are they great for art? Whether it’s Art Basel Miami Beach or Snap! Orlando, the work is surrounded, almost obscured, by crowds of people – who, as is to be expected at a fabulous social event, are paying more attention to each other than what’s on the walls. It’s fun, sure, but less than optimal for appreciating the art. This year Patrick Kahn took our not-so-subtle hints in that direction and blessedly added daytime hours and even docent-led tours over the two weekend days of his massive and magnificent photography festival. Having the opportunity to drift around the huge warehouse drinking it all in with no distractions was one of the high points of our year – although we hear the opening night party was a blast, too.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Club DJ 1. Jimmy Joslin, jimmyjoslin.com 2. DJ A-Rock, facebook.com/djarock1 3. Kittybat, soundcloud.com/kittybat

Best Country/Folk Act 1. The Mud Flappers, themudflappers.com 2. Tommy Treadway, tommytreadway.com (tie) 2. Thomas Wynn and the Believers, thomaswynnandthebelievers.com (tie) 3. Hindu Cowboys, hinducowboys.com

Best Electronic Act 1. Moon Jelly, facebook.com/moonjellyband 2. Saskatchewan, ssktchwn.com 3. XXYYXX, xxyyxx.bandcamp.com (tie) 3. Tideup, tideup.bandcamp.com (tie) 3. Fearpassage, facebook.com/fearpassage (tie)

Best Experimental Act 1. Bellows, bandcalledbellows.com 2. Moon Jelly, facebook.com/moonjellyband 3. Gargamel!, gargamel.net (tie) 3. The Mud Flappers, themudflappers.com (tie)

Best Hip-hop Act 1. Sollillaquists of Sound, solilla.com 2. Luscious Lisa, facebook.com/lusciouslisamusic 3. E-Turn and DJ SPS, eturnmusic.com (tie) 3. Swamburger, facebook.com/swamburger (tie)

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Best Latin Act 1. Rico Monaco Band, ricomonaco.com 2. Urbe Prima, urbeprima.com 3. Abdias Ernesto Garcia, abdiasernestogarcia.com

Best Metal Act 1. Sci-Fried, sci-friedband.com 2. Gargamel!, gargamel.net 3. Meka Nism, meka-nism.com

Best Pop Act 1. Claire and the Potatoes, facebook.com/claireandthepotatoes 2. Beebs and Her Money Makers, bahmm.com 3. Saskatchewan, ssktchwn.com

Best Punk Act 1. The Attack, theattack.us 2. Tef London, teflondonska.com 3. Awesome and the Ass Kickers, myspace.com/awesomeandtheasskickers

Best Local Label That’s Not Local Father/Daughter Records fatherdaughterrecords.com and facebook.com/fatherdaughterrecords

Father/Daughter Records may be dually based out of San Francisco and Miami, but they’re clearly keeping tabs on what’s happening in Central Florida, including releasing local dream-pop band Saskatchewan’s long-awaited debut LP Occasion, as well as a 7-inch from Levek in 2010. Literally a father-daughter label, they’ve proven to be the kind of music treasure-hunters we’re endlessly proud to have in Orlando’s extended music family.

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Best Cheese Mr. Belding at Mac & Cheese facebook.com/ independentbarorlando

Early-’90s teen sitcom Saved by the Bell isn’t your gardenvariety bad. It’s uniquely, spectacularly bad. That’s why bringing Mr. Belding in to host a special celebrity edition of a dance night dedicated to cheese is just about the pinnacle of stupid perfection. Just ask the 900 people who showed up for it.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Reggae/Ska Act 1. I-Resolution, iresolutionvibez.com 2. Paddington Ambush, facebook.com/paddingtonambushband 3. The Supervillains, blog.thesupervillains.com

Best Rock Act 1. Random Encounter, randomencounter.com 2. The Passenger, thepassenger.me 3. Thomas Wynn and the Believers, thomaswynnandthebelievers.com

Best Singer-songwriter 1. Marc With a C, marcwithac.com 2. Kaleigh Baker, kaleighbaker.com 3. Lauren Carder and the Multiple Me, laurencarder.bandcamp.com 1. The Sh-Booms, theshbooms.com 2. The Legendary JC’s, myspace.com/thelegendaryjcs 3. Fat Night, facebook.com/fatnightmusic

The Peacock Room 1321 N. Mills Ave.

407-228-0048 thepeacockroom.com

The now non-smoking Peacock has recently undergone general renovation, but the upgrades to the music room are what matter most to us. The more open space now has a proper stage, better sound system, taller ceiling height, visual connection with the street (for now) and no more of the ill-fitting, ill-sitting benches that used to just get in the way during shows. This spot has a long tradition of great music happenings, especially in the past couple years, but the recent facility improvements show a stepped-up commitment to live music.

Now you’re talking our language.

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Most Improved Music Room

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Live Music Club 1. The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave., 407-246-1419, thesocial.org 2. Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org 3. House of Blues Orlando, 1490 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, hob.com

Best Music Festival 1. Nerdapalooza, nerdapalooza.org 2. Florida Music Festival, floridamusicfestival.com 3. Orange You Glad Music Festival, orangeyougladfest.com

Best Club Night

Lil Indies 1036 N. Mills Ave. willspub.org

This little secret has become arguably the best new craft brew hideaway on Mills Avenue.

But because it’s the sister spot to Will’s Pub, it only took a short while for the music strand deep in its DNA to show. Now, it’s host to a vibrant carousel of themed music nights including ’90s R&B (I Don’t See Nothin’ Wrong), ’80s underground (Smilin’ Dan), ’50s and ’60s dance (Shake a Tail Tuesdays), jazz (Absinthe & Friends) and even a monthly record club, all for no cover. It also sometimes hosts exceptionally intimate special performances by notable touring musicians (Matt Pond, Matt Woods, etc.).

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1. Grits & Gravy at Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave., 407-839-0457, facebook.com/independentbarorlando 2. Shotspitality Tuesdays at Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave., 407-649-0000, thevintagelounge.com 3. Takeovr at Roxy, 740 Bennett Road, 407-898-4004, roxyorlando.com

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READ E RS P O L L Best Open Mic 1. Austin’s Coffee and Film, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., 407-975-3364, austinscoffee.com 2. Natura Coffee and Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way, 407-482-5000, naturaorlando.com 3. The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave., 407-704-3200, hammeredlamb.com

Best Karaoke 1. Korndogg’s Karaoke, rockbandkaraoke.com 2. Big Daddy’s, 3001 Corrine Drive, Winter Park, 407-644-2844, bigdaddysorlando.com 3. O’Shucks Pub and Billiards, 7467 International Drive, 407-352-7892, oshuckspub.com

Best Bar (smoking) 1. Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org 2. Dancers Royale, 5221 E. Colonial Drive, 407-281-0120, dancersroyaleorlando.com 3. Sportstown Billiards, 2414 E. Robinson St., 407-894-6258, sportstownbilliards.com

Best Bar (non-smoking) 1. Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org 2. The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., 407-332-9636, facebook.com/thegeekeasy 3. The Peacock Room, 1321 N. Mills Ave., 407-228-0048, thepeacockroom.com

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MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE Best New Local Showcase Residents Showcase facebook.com/residentsshowcase

We’re all about local music. But there’s just so much to sift through, and most of it’s not good. (Trust us on this; we do this professionally.) That’s why this new local music showcase is especially notable. It’s a series curated by Chandler Strang, a noted young musician who recently released nationally with his band Saskatchewan and who has an insider’s finger on the city’s indie pulse. The showcase has proven a testing ground for promising new area talent and interesting new projects from established musicians.

Best Freak Music Derby Pedal Challenge facebook.com/pedalchallengehq

This is not the talent-show lameness or corporate shilling of your typical band battle. It’s a wildly left-field individual music challenge imagined by some of the freakiest minds of the local underground, and it’s won by whoever best combines the ability to work effects pedals and the talent for inspired extemporaneous experimentalism. Past winners of this monthly-ish contest include Dr. Moonstien, Tiny Waves’ Steven Head and Bob on Blonde’s Bob Hershberger. It’s a crazy event that’s as likely to make you laugh as it is to blow your mind.

1. Mariel Olcoz at Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive, 407-893-9832, facebook.com/redlightredlight 2. Aaron Hardy at Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Blvd., 407-317-9129, tiernightclub.com 3. Tammy at Dancers Royale, 5221 E. Colonial Drive, 407-281-0120, dancersroyaleorlando.com

Best Craft Beer Bar 1. Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive, 407-893-9832, facebook.com/redlightredlight 2. The Gnarly Barley, 7431 S. Orange Ave., 407-854-4999, thegnarlybarley.com 3. Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive, 407-802-4800, obliviontaproom.com

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R EAD ER S POLL Best Craft Cocktail Bar 1. The Courtesy, 114 N. Orange Ave., 407-450-2041, thecourtesybar.com 2. Hanson’s Shoe Repair, 27 E. Pine St., 407-476-9446, facebook.com/hansonsshoerepair 3. The Woods, 49 N. Orange Ave., 407-203-1114, thewoodsorlando.com

Best Dive Bar 1. The Hideaway Bar, 516 Virginia Drive, 407-898-5892, thehideawaybar.net 2. Dive Bar, 63 N. Orange Ave., 407-425-9908, facebook.com/dive.bar.orlando 3. Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org

Best Drunken Hookup Bar 1. Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave., 407-839-0457, facebook.com/ independentbarorlando 2. Bar BQ Bar, 64 N. Orange Ave., facebook.com/barbqbar 3. The Lodge, 49 N. Orange Ave., 407-650-8786, downtownlodge.com

Best Gay Bar 1. Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-425-7571, parliamenthouse.com 2. Savoy, 1913 N. Orange Ave., 407-898-6766, savoyorlando.com 3. Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave., 407-649-3888, pulseorlandoclub.com

Best Strip Club 1. Dancers Royale, 5221 E. Colonial Drive, 407-281-0120, dancersroyaleorlando.com 2. Rachel’s, 8701 S. Orange Ave., 407-965-0992, rachelsorlando.com 3. Diamond Club, 527 N. Semoran Blvd., 407-737-2130

Best Happy Hour 1. Matilda’s on Park, 358 N. Park Ave., 407-951-5790, matildasonpark.com 2. Dancers Royale, 5221 E. Colonial Drive, 407-281-0120, dancersroyaleorlando.com 3. Savoy, 1913 N. Orange Ave., 407-898-6766, savoyorlando.com

MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE Best Bar Rebirth The Matador 724 Virginia Drive facebook.com/thematadorbarorlando

A bar’s atmosphere is a mystical thing.

If one’s lucky enough to capture a special mood in the first place, seldom does that magic survive a change in space and neighborhood. But the Matador is one of the most successful transplants in recent history. From staff to furnishings to loyal clientele, it still has that cherished Matador vibe. But it’s now part of the rising, vibrant Mills Avenue scene and is much less susceptible to occasional influxes from the toolbox that is downtown.

Best Case Studies to Stop Indoor Smoking The success of Peacock Room and Lil Indies The Peacock Room 1321 N. Mills Ave.

407-228-0048 thepeacockroom.com Lil Indies 1036 N. Mills Ave. willspub.org

Tobacco use kills more people annually than AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria combined. This fact makes indoor smoking particularly distressing for live music fans who cannot escape the stench of premature death at local shows. Thanks to the September opening of Will Walker’s smokeless sidecar, Lil Indies, and the Peacock Room’s April 1 smokefree rebirth, Orlando has observed that music and drinks both go down better with a few gulps of clean air.

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1. Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive, 407-802-4800, obliviontaproom.com 2. Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org 3. Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive, 407-893-9832, facebook.com/redlightredlight

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READERS POLL Best Sports Bar 1. Sportstown Billiards, 2414 E. Robinson St., 407-894-6258, sportstownbilliards.com 2. The Hideaway Bar, 516 Virginia Drive, 407-898-5892, thehideawaybar.net 3. Gator’s Dockside, 12448 Lake Underhill Road, 407-249-9444; 5142 Dr. Phillips Blvd., 407-7706049, gatorsdockside.com

Best Music Release Event The Sh-Booms at Independent Bar theshbooms.com

For their release parties, most bands just get up on the stage of whatever bar they haunt most and play their usual set. But not these Orlando soul revivalists. Befitting their grand, dazzling style, they filmed a professional video for their single (“123”), took over the city’s best indie dance club with a free party and premiered the clip before a packed house on the club’s famous video wall. Your release party ain’t shit.

Best Wine Bar 1. Eola Wine Co., 136 Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-647-9103; 430 E. Central Blvd., 407-481-9100, eolawinecompany.com 2. The Wine Room on Park Avenue, 270 Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-696-9463, thewineroomonline.com 3. The Imperial, 1800 N. Orange Ave., 407-228-4992; 116 E. First St., Sanford, 407-332-1449, imperialwinebar.com

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Best Random Sample of Orlando Nightcrawlers Paul McCartney and Bret Michaels perform downtown on the same night: Saturday, May 18, 2013 WMMO Downtown Concert Series featuring Bret Michaels Paul McCartney at the Amway Center

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Several dozen cops and Guardian Angels watched nervously as a sweaty tension began to permeate Orange Avenue late on the night of Saturday, May 18. The street was closed to traffic, while hundreds of singing, celebrating music fans exited one of two big shows happening just blocks apart: Bret Michaels’ aging frat-house crowd, stumbling out of the WMMO Downtown Concert Series, intersected with Paul McCartney’s audience of boomers and grandkids, leaving the first of his two nights at Amway Center. So did this group of ill-matched mobs clash, or come together in harmony? Let’s just say that the fans of two different old white men can get along marvelously.

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Best Bar Theming Lot1433 lot1433.com and facebook.com/lot1433

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Stepping into the Courtesy feels like wandering into an old-fashioned space (worthy of serving the classic drink by the same name) through a Narnia-esque portal – it’s that big a shift from downtown’s otherwise downtrodden curb appeal. The most immediate impact comes by savoring the theming and details executed so rustically by the inspired folks at Lot1433 – and more specifically, design mastermind Andrew White. Up next for Lot1433: designing Skyebird juice bar at East End Market. Let’s hope the aesthetic there is as intoxicating as Courtesy’s.

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Best Development in Local Music Rabbitfoot Records 3548 Hopkins Ave., Titusville

321-362-8153 rabbitfootrecords.com

Countless local musicians could’ve wept (from joy) when Rabbitfoot Records announced earlier this year that they were starting an affordable record-cutting service, using a German-imported lathe.

The icing on the cake, though, was their next bold steps: becoming an independent record label; signing Palm Bay’s Gillian Carter, Orlando’s the Woolly Bushmen and a slew of talent; and distributing their records close by at Park Ave CDs, so we don’t have to make that Titusville drive.

But after they renovate and reopen Aug. 3, you might want to.

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Billiards Hall 1. Sportstown Billiards, 2414 E. Robinson St., 407-894-6258, sportstownbilliards.com 2. Backstage Billiards, 8516 Palm Parkway, 407-465-0123, backstagebilliardslbv.com 3. Trick Shots Billiards, multiple locations, trickshotsbilliards.com

Best Bowling Alley 1. Colonial Lanes, 400 N. Primrose Drive, 407-894-0361, coloniallanes.net 2. Boardwalk Bowl Entertainment Center, 10749 E. Colonial Drive, 407-384-0003, alomabowlingcenters.com 3. Splitsville, Downtown Disney West Side, 1494 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-938-7467, splitsvillelanes.com

Best City Park 1. Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave., 407-246-4485, cityoforlando.net 2. Central Park, 251 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-599-3334, cityofwinterpark.org 3. Dickson Azalea Park, 100 Rosearden Drive, 407-246-2283, cityoforlando.net

Best Dog Park 1. Fleet Peeples Park, 2000 S. Lakemont Ave., Winter Park, 407-599-3334, cityofwinterpark.org 2. Paw Park, 427 French Ave., Sanford, sanfordfl.gov 3. Dr. P. Phillips Community Park, 8249 Buenavista Woods Blvd., 407-254-9045, drphillips.org

Best Place to Bike 1. West Orange Trail, 407-654-1108, parks.onetgov.net 2. Cady Way Trail, 407-254-9025, parks.onetgov.net 3. Cross Seminole Trail, 407-665-2001, seminolecountyfl.gov

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Best Place to Camp 1. Wekiwa Springs State Park, 1800 Wekiwa Circle, Apopka, 407-884-2008, floridastateparks.org/wekiwasprings 2. Disney’s Fort Wilderness Resort, 4510 N. Fort Wilderness Trail, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6244, disneyworld.disney.go.com 3. Moss Park, 12901 Moss Park Road, 407-254-6840, orangecountyfl.net

Best Place to Canoe/Kayak/ Paddleboard 1. Wekiwa Springs State Park, 1800 Wekiwa Circle, Apopka, 407-884-2008, floridastateparks.org/wekiwasprings 2. Wekiva Island, 1014 Miami Springs Drive, Longwood, 407-862-1500, wekivaisland.com 3. Lake Ivanhoe Park, 57 S. Ivanhoe Blvd., 407-246-2283, cityoforlando.net

Best Neighborhood to Walk Around That We Never Thought We’d Want to Walk Around

Best Thing They Did to Make Us Want to Go to Universal Orlando Again

Baldwin Park neighborhood

Opened a Simpsons-themed Springfield attraction

New Broad Street and its environs on Lake Baldwin

Universal Orlando, 6000 Universal Blvd.

OK, we admit it: We were haters. We tend to turn our noses up at the Stepford Wifery of planned communities, so it took us a while to come around on Baldwin Park. But once we started finding ourselves wandering its paved footpaths, which wind between lakes and natural areas designed to attract native wildlife, we started to realize that it’s actually a fantastic place to just … go for a walk.

There are plenty of pretty grassy public areas and pocket parks, shady spots and attractive landscaping. Sure, the houses have a kind of faux historic thing going on, and some of our favorite stores that used to populate the main drag (New Broad Street) have shuttered, but we still like to walk in Baldwin Park, and we’re not afraid to say it.

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When we heard that Universal Orlando was expanding by theming part of the park to replicate the Simpsons hometown of Springfield, we were immediately excited. When we learned that, not only were they going to build a model town to walk around, but they were also going to build a Lard Lad donut shop and a Moe’s Tavern where we could actually order Duff Beer (brewed especially for Universal Orlando), we went out and bought ourselves an annual pass.

That’s how excited we were. Good work, Universal. You are winning the theme park wars.

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READE RS PO L L 1. Lake Conway, two public boat ramps: Fern Creek and Waterwitch Drive; Randolph Street and Hoffner Avenue 2. Lake Butler/Butler Chain of Lakes, public access at R.D. Keene Park and Boat Ramp, 10900 Chase Road, Windermere, 407-836-6200, ocfl.net 3. Lake Ivanhoe Park, 57 S. Ivanhoe Blvd., 407-246-2283, cityoforlando.net

Best Beach 1. New Smyrna Beach 2. Cocoa Beach 3. Playalinda Beach

Best Place to Relax Outdoors 1. Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave., 407-246-4485, cityoforlando.net 2. the beach 3. Wekiwa Springs State Park, 1800 Wekiwa Circle, Apopka, 407-884-2008, floridastateparks.org/ wekiwasprings

Best Mini Golf 1. Congo River Golf, multiple locations, congoriver.com 2. Hollywood Drive-In Golf, CityWalk at Universal Orlando, 407-802-4848, hollywooddriveingolf.com 3. Pirate’s Cove Adventure Golf, 8501 International Drive, 407352-7378; 12545 State Road 535, Lake Buena Vista, 407-827-1242, piratescove.net

Best Public Golf Course 1. Dubsdread, 549 W. Par St., 407-246-2551, historicaldubsdread.com 2. Winter Park Pines Golf Club, 950 S. Ranger Blvd., Winter Park, 407-671-3172, winterpinesgc.com 3. Waldorf Astoria Golf Club, 14224 Bonnet Creek Resort Lane, 407-597-3738, waldorfastoriaorlando.com/golf (tie) 3. Orange County National Golf Center and Lodge, 16301 Phil Ritson Way, Winter Garden, 407-656-2626, ocngolf.com (tie)

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Best Local Lake for Watersports

Best Orlando Magic Decision Rob Hennigan nba.com/magic

When he traded Dwight Howard away for seemingly nothing, Bleacher Report called Orlando Magic general manager Rob Hennigan a genius.

Magic fans, who endured a brutal losing season and the NBA’s worst record, needed that sort of emotional security from the newly appointed boss, especially because they couldn’t get it from their team. They may not have won the lottery, but with Hennigan at the helm, fortune could smile on the Magic again. Consider Hennigan the dreamy response to the team’s unfortunate Dwightmare.

Best Climbing Thing for Children Under 7 Denning Park Community Playground 255 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park

407-599-3397

Climbing is hard in flat-as-a-pancake Orlando – children resort to bookshelves, countertops, grandparents. Of all the playground equipment around the city, Denning Park’s Community Playground offers a grandly huge, labyrinthine wooden contraption on soft, nonouchy mulch. It’s custom-designed, rather than a brand-name prefab made of ugly plastic and sizzling-hot steel tubes, and has a shaggy, premodern appearance (though the city of Winter Park has sanded down the splinters and edges). Sheltered by marvelous shady oaks, parents can lounge at picnic tables while the city’s youngest adventurers explore a fascinating, sometimes tunnel-like, three-dimensional space. Best part: It’s free. orlandoweekly.com

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Best Summer Pastime

Best Gym 1. YMCA, multiple locations, ymcacentralflorida.com 2. Planet Fitness, multiple locations, planetfitness.com 3. LA Fitness, multiple locations, lafitness.com

Florida Collegiate Summer League floridaleague.com

This Central Florida-based collegiate woodbat baseball league is considered a breeding ground for major league hopefuls: This year alone, 27 current and former Florida League players were taken in the 2013 MLB draft.

And for Orlando baseball fans looking to catch a game at the ballpark, every summer the Florida League offers more than 100 games per season, with six teams playing all around the area – from DeLand to Leesburg to Sanford to College Park. The full roster of evening games sees to it that the grown-ups enjoy the game with cold beer in hand while the kiddies go wild with on-field activities.

Plus the tickets are only $5, so you might also consider it the best bet for watching future major leaguers in action.

Best Yoga Studio 1. Orlando Power Yoga, 2415 E. South St., 407-719-0101, orlandopoweryoga.com 2. College Park Yoga, 3029 Edgewater Drive, 407-999-7871, collegeparkyoga.com 3. Full Circle Yoga, 972B Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-644-3288, fullcircleyoga.com

Best Sports Venue 1. Amway Center, 400 W. Church St., 407-440-7000, amwaycenter.com 2. Florida Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place, 407-440-5700, cityoforlando.net 3. ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex, 700 S. Victory Way, Kissimmee, 407-939-1500, espnwwos.disney.go.com

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R EA D E RS P O L L Best Theme Park 1. Islands of Adventure, Universal Orlando Resort, 6000 Universal Blvd., 407-363-8000, universalorlando.com 2. Universal Studios, Universal Orlando Resort, 6000 Universal Blvd., 407-363-8000, universalorlando.com 3. Epcot, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6244, disneyworld.disney.go.com

Best Theme Park Ride

White Lightning at Fun Spot America – Orlando 5700 Fun Spot Way

407-363-3867 funspotattractions.com

Orlando’s big attractions are racing against each other to deliver the latest in ride technology, from 4K 3-D to trackless vehicles, but I-Drive’s Fun Spot built this year’s top new roller coaster by looking backward.

Retro-styled and suitable for the whole family, White Lightning is the best (and only) wooden coaster in town, with a vertical midcourse U-turn and dynamite double-up hills creating crazy airtime until the final brakes.

Tickets run $9 for a single ride and $39.95 for an all-day wristband.

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1. The Incredible Hulk, Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort, 6000 Universal Blvd., 407-363-8000, universalorlando.com 2. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort, 6000 Universal Blvd., 407-363-8000, universalorlando.com 3. Soarin’, Epcot at Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6244, disneyworld.disney.go.com

Best New OldFashioned Thrill on I-Drive

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SPORTS & RECREATION Best Bike Rentals West Orange Trail Bikes & Blades Co. 17914 State Road 438, Winter Garden

Best Recent Theme Park Addition

407-877-0600

1. Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort, 6000 Universal Blvd., 407-363-8000, universalorlando.com 2. Transformers: The Ride3D, Universal Studios at Universal Orlando Resort, 6000 Universal Blvd., 407-363-8000, universalorlando.com 3. New Fantasyland, Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-5277, disneyworld.disney.go.com

Best Water Park 1. Wet ’n Wild, 6200 International Drive, 407-3511800, wetnwildorlando.com 2. Aquatica, SeaWorld’s Waterpark, 5800 Water Play Way, 407-351-3600, aquaticabyseaworld.com 3. Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6244, disneyworld.disney.go.com

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We’d consider the West Orange Trail one of our top Central Florida cycling destinations for a couple of reasons: The trail has both great distance (22 miles in total) for the hard-core cyclists, and for the cruisers, safe and scenic routes through historic downtown Winter Garden. For those who don’t own their own bicycle, we suggest heading to Mile Zero of the trail and renting one from West Orange Trail Bikes & Blades, a full-service bike shop offering hourly rentals ($6-$10) and daylong rates, some of which include delivery to your hotel and guided rides. Ride for as long as you like, but the further away you travel, keep in mind: 1) The trail sees more hilly terrain toward the Apopka area; and 2) You have to turn around and ride back.

Best Local Sports Team 1. Orlando City Soccer, orlandocitysoccer.com 2. Orlando Magic, orlandomagic.com 3. Orlando Solar Bears, orlandosolarbearshockey.com PHOTO BY ROB BARTLETT

Best Local Sports Coach 1. Adrian Heath, Orlando City Soccer 2. Jacque Vaughn, Orlando Magic 3. George O’Leary, UCF Knights football

Jacked Magic Kingdom ticket prices to $95 3111 World Drive, Lake Buena Vista

407-934-7639 disneyworld.disney.go.com

Congratulations, Magic Kingdom. You’re now the most expensive theme park in the region.

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Best Thing They Did to Make Us Not Want to Go to Walt Disney World Any Time Soon

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Best One-Hit Wonder Orlando Solar Bears Coach Drake Berehowsky leaves after one season We were smitten when we heard that Drake Berehowsky would be leading the new Orlando Solar Bears as head coach for their inaugural 2012-2013 ECHL hockey season. No, not just because we couldn’t help but drool over Berehowsky’s hunky good looks; hockey fans all over Orlando (yes, there are surprisingly a good amount of them) were stoked for the revival of the dormant hockey team. That’s why it came as sad news to hear Berehowsky would be jumping ship after just one season with the Solar Bears. It’s no surprise, though, because the team was pretty terrible in their first year: The Solar Bears finished last in the South division and second-tolast in conference standings. While rumor has it the coach will head to another ECHL team next year, Orlando hockey fans should look forward to the upcoming season with high hopes of a new (and possibly more experienced) coach and a handful of new players.

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Best Return on Investment Orlando Predators 407-648-4444 orlandopredators.com

It’s the thought that counts, and although the Orlando Predators didn’t win at least 10 of their 18 games last season, they’re still fulfilling their half of the “losing is unacceptable” performance guarantee bargain by crediting season ticketholders to make up for games they blew. So, heads up: Next year could be the year the Predators rise to the top of the indoor football food chain. If not, your tickets will, at least, be greatly discounted.

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BEST OF ORLANDO PARTY 2013

Every year we promise ourselves that we’re not going to overindulge on a school night, swirling in a mingle-blackoutcrumble while wearing a ridiculous outfit. Every year we break that promise and make out with a politician. With good reason!

The Best of Orlando party is notorious for its rivers of free libations and mountains of free food, for the air-kisses flying between local bigwigs and the general conviviality of a city keyed up on self-celebration. This year, expect free Stella, Bud Light, Tanqueray, Ciroc, Don

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Julio and Crown Royal (what the what!) as well as nibbly bits from local favorites Hash House a Go Go, That One Spot, Maxine’s on Shine and B&B Junction. There will be the obligatory and awesome ambient noise from DJs Diddles, BMF and Q-Burns straddling the wobbly party axis between the Beacham and the Social, and there will be plenty of opportunities to craft new regrets that smell like candied armpits. Hopefully, you’ve already secured an invite, because this bitch is gonna be packed and there are no invites left. See you there? – Billy Manes

7-11 p.m. | The Beacham and the Social, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-377-0400 | facebook.com/orlandoweekly | free (invite only)

Canadian noise-metal band THU KEN Mode has been roundly praised by everyone from Pitchfork to the freaking Juno Awards as being one of the best and most groundbreaking heavy acts around today. And you know what? This band totally deserves it, delivering an aggressive, thudding and deceptively complex attack that’s as rooted in (good) metalcore as it is in progressive-minded sludge.

And their live approach, burnished by years of road-slogging with everyone from Kylesa and Pelican to Atlas Moth and Deafheaven, is one that continues to evolve, upping the ante on their already impressive studio endeavors.

Oh, and you know what else? This critically acclaimed and unarguably respected band had to find a bass player a couple of years ago and ended up settling on Orlando’s very own Andrew LaCour, who’s been in the band ever since. So yeah, that means this club show will be extra-special. – Jason Ferguson MUSIC

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Maybe some folks can’t truly appreciate the technical difficulty of playing metal music, but surely everyone can appreciate this: Just one particular sub-genre, thrash metal, alone has five huge regional scenes spanning the globe, each of which has spawned some of the biggest bands in metal’s entire history. It’s kind of hard to ignore and so is their output. And one of the most notable bands doing it today, Havok, is gracing our humble metal-loving scene this week at the gates to our Juggernaut kingdom, Backbooth.

With a new album that glows with what seems like a form of Cherenkov radiation, Unnatural Selection, featuring a mad scientist about to drive a stake through our planet, you can bet the new music will be as aggressive as you expect, and its message will likely hit close to home in more ways than one. – Ashley Belanger

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with Hot Graves, Chernobyl, Dissident Aggressor | 7 p.m. | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $10-$13

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BEST OF ORLANDO PHOTO BY ROB BARTLETT

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FLORIDA SMALL FARMS AND ALTERNATIVE ENTERPRISES CONFERENCE E V E N TS Huffington Post named her the “Cutest Organic Farmer” back in 2010, but underneath the good looks, Annie Novak’s got some strong roots in the field-to-fork movement. Not only is she the founder and director of food education program Growing Chefs, Novak’s urban agricultural work gained praise from other notable foodie outlets the likes of Edible Brooklyn and the Cooking Channel. This week, she lands on our side of the field as the keynote speaker for the Florida Small Farms and Alternative Enterprises Conference, a three-day farmto-table experience comprising farm tours, workshops and food tastings. Novak presents on Saturday night, but for the rest of the weekend, guests partake in a host of educational sessions – on topics ranging from food safety to social networking to insect pest management and renewable energy. There’ll also be a “Celebration of Local Food” luncheon midday Saturday, not to mention a weekend-long vendor showcase, including Orlando-based standouts Simple Living Institute and reps from Valencia College’s Landscape and Horticulture Tech program. – Aimee Vitek

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Grab your flip-flops and bikini tops for some bottomless margaritas and tequila tasting.

Now in its fourth year, Wall Street Plaza throws its annual Margarita Fest to beat the mind-numbing heat of the Central Florida sun. Cooling down should be easy with more than 20 different flavors of margaritas and muchas shots of tequila. With more than three hours of unlimited sampling, you will definitely get your 10 rounds with Jose Cuervo. And to keep you in the mood, reggae band the 506 Crew and reggae-rock group Kayavibe play sweet tropical tunes while you lick the salt, suck the lime and throw another one back. If you still can’t beat the heat, for an extra $10 you can upgrade to the air-conditioned Tequila Terrace at the Monkey Bar where you can enjoy snacks, high-end tequila tasting and free Coronaritas. It’s not exactly Jimmy Buffett’s version of Margaritaville, but it’s close enough. – Kelly Chambers

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9TH ANNUAL ARNOLD DAY

It’s that time of year again when the guys over at Lazy Moon Pizza hold a day of tribute to “the greatest man to walk the Earth.”

That’s right: It’s Arnold Day 9, the annual birthday celebration of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and this year promises to be the biggest Governator extravaganza Orlando has yet to see. Guests are welcome to show up dressed as their favorite Arnold character, participate in Arnold trivia, watch the lineup of a whopping eight Arnold classics (with audio!), chant Arnold quotes across the restaurant, and indulge in dollar beer specials every time Arnold kicks a bad guy’s ass onscreen. And as if we didn’t have reason enough already to go HAM, proceeds on selected food and drink items will support the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Central and Northern Florida.

See you at the party, Richter. – Lauren Killer

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INDIE BOOKFEST 2013

When the New York Times ran a profile of surprise millionaire and “unsigned” author Amanda Hocking in 2011, it lifted the lid on a trend that most readers and writers are already well aware of: the explosion of self-publishing. (You guys, young writers are bypassing the traditional publishing model, and the NYT is on it.) Orlando’s Indie BookFest is a daylong celebration of the do-it-yourself ethos embodied by these writers. Many (most?) authors in this segment of the book market focus on young adult and/or supernatural themes, so you can expect plenty of troll talk and dystopian teens. Dozens of published authors will be here leading panel discussions and workshops and also available for direct questioning at the 1:30-3:30 p.m. book signing, including Isaac Marion, author of zombie romcom Warm Bodies (which was just made into a movie), and Shelly Crane, NYT best-selling author of no less than four multi-volume series. Come soak up some inspiration. – Jessica Bryce Young

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noon-3 a.m. | Lazy Moon Pizza, 11551 University Blvd. | 407-658-2396 | arnoldday.com | free

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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, JULY 31 CONCERTS/EVENTS David Dewolfe 10 pm; The Peacock Room, 1321 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-228-0048.

Indie After Dark Featuring Lauren Carder & the Multiple Me, Sea of Surrender, Letters to Part, My Dearest Friend, Landon Pontius 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $6-$8; 407-999-2570.

Performing Arts of Maitland Presents Barnstorm Quartet 6-9 pm; Lake Lily Park, 641 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free.

Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival Featuring Rob Zombie, Five Finger Death Punch and others Noon; MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $25.50-$64.50; 813-740-2446.

The Eighth Note Featuring Derreck Harris 7 pm; Jazz Tastings, 164 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-661-1190.

CLUBS/LOUNGES ’80s and Ladies 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. ’Appy Hour 4-7:30 pm; Ember Bar & Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; 407-849-5200.

Buck-Up Wednesdays 9 pm; Hooch, 25 Wall Street; free; 407-849-9904.

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Happy Hour Enjoy drink specials at the bar. 4-7 pm; Avenue Gastrobar, 13 S. Orange Ave.; free.

Dick’s Hammered Karaoke 8 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Hog Wild Wednesdays Take advantage of drink specials and more. 8 pm; Loaded Hog, 11 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-420-1515.

Drew Yardis 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Dude’s Night 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Dueling Acoustic Pianos 8 pm; Pat O’Briens, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2100.

Girls Night Out 5 pm-midnight; Marlow’s Tavern, 9101 International Drive; free; 407-351-3627.

Latin Night with DJs Jordan Acosta, Gato 10 pm; Roxy Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$15; 407-898-4004.

Mac & Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Jazz Night 9:30 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

National Hump-Day 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free; 877-386-7346.

Karaoke Step up and sing your favorite song. 9 pm; Big Daddy’s Roadhouse, 3001 Corrine Drive; free; 407-644-2844.

Nickel Beer Night 5 pm; Big Belly Brewery, 33 W. Church St.; free; 407-649-4270.

Ladies Night Blues Jam With Doc Williamson, Auggie Antoine and Stephen Plotnick 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Open Mic Jam Night For local musicians. 9 pm-midnight; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

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FUN.

Sept. 19 at UCF Arena

The Great Americana & Folk Fest, Aug. 8 at Backbooth

The Dad Horse Experience,

Saigon Kick, Aug. 9 at The

Chet Samuel and the Zionites Band, Sept. 6 at The Social

Social

Sept. 5 at Will’s Pub

Tommie Sunshine, Aug. 10 at

Blue October, Sept. 7 at House

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Tony Lucca, Aug. 11 at The

John Mayer, Sept. 7 at MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre

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OneRepublic, Aug. 12 at Hard Rock Live

The Cult, Aug. 14 at House of Blues

The Killers, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live

Rancid, Sept. 8 at House of Blues

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Sept. 10 at Hard Rock Live

Steely Dan, Sept. 11 at Hard

KISS, Aug. 16 at Amway Center

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Icona Pop, Aug. 16 at House

Pepper, Sept. 12 at House of

of Blues

Victoria Justice, Aug. 17 at Hard Rock Live

Ted Nugent, Aug. 19 at House

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Mumford & Sons, Sept. 13

Brother Hawk, Sept. 13 at

Kenan Thompson, Aug. 20 at

Backbooth

University of Central Florida

Myon & Shane 54, Sept. 14 at

Evelynn, Aug. 21 at Backbooth

Firestone Live

Backstreet Boys, Aug. 23 at MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre

Depeche Mode, Sept. 14 at

Marc Anthony, Aug. 25 at

Matisyahu, Sept. 17 at Hard

Twiztid, Aug. 26 at The

M U S I C Ed Schrader’s Music Beat is as apt a name for the Baltimore psych-punk duo as you could ask for, since the foundation of nearly every song is pounding percussion, and the band originally started as a drum-and-vocals project. But while their beat is abso absolutely danceable, it’s more in the way of “She’s Lost Control” than “Bangarang.” With a voice that gravels like Joe Strummer at times and also drags dramatically like Jello Biafra, Ed Schrader’s Music Beat comes across a lot more hardcore than dance-floor in your ear-holes. It certainly makes a lot more sense for the lineup for this night, which includes one of Matador’s most essential hardcore punk bands, Ceremony. It’s a seriously solid show, and one that will explode Will’s Pub, so make sure to check in to the crappy bathroom one last time while you still can. – Ashley Belanger

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Between the Buried and Me,

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Bruno Mars, Aug. 27 at Amway

Stone Temple Pilots, Sept. 18

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Fun., Sept. 19 at UCF Arena

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Lisa Lampanelli, Sept. 20 at

MC Chris, Aug. 30 at The

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Gramatik, Sept. 21 at House

Michael Grimm, Aug. 30 at

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Yellowcard, Sept. 22 at House

Diana Ross, Sept. 3 at Hard

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Imagine Dragons, Sept. 23 at

Wintersun, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Sept. 4 at House

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ZZ Ward, Sept. 24 at House

Return to the Eighties With DJ Smilin’ Dan 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Substance With DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Trivia 8 pm; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; free; 407-872-8665.

Unplug & Unwind with Micah 9 pm; Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free; 407-224-2155.

Wine & Whiskey Wednesdays 5-9 pm; Graffiti Junktion, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Wine Down 5-8 pm; Winter Park Saloon, 1566 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-0255.

THURSDAY, AUG. 1 CONCERTS/ EVENTS American Idol 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $31.50-$64; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

DR Otto Gomez 7 pm; Jazz Tastings, 164 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-661-1190.

Emily Kopp, Built to be Broken 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-246-1419; thesocial.org.

Fuel, Hoobastank, Lit, Alien Ant Farm 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$28; 407-934-2583.

KEN Mode, Howl, Lord Dying, Inter Arma 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

PantyRaid 9 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$30; 407-648-8363.

Survey Says, Crosstown Collision, Jahnopa, Year as a Ghost, Root of All 8 pm; The West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-322-7475.

Wortzinol Trio 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Café, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Blues Jam With Bill Bairley, Auggie Antoine and Scott Hazen 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

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Sleuth’s Swingin’ ’70s Karaoke 8:30 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Shows, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985.

Dudes Love Ladies Night 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-285-5826.

The Herb Williams Band 8 pm; Red Coconut Club, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2425.

Dueling Acoustic Pianos 8 pm; Pat O’Briens, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2100.

Thirsty Thursday 7 pm; Marlow’s Tavern, 9101 International Drive; free; 407-351-3627.

Earth Trivia with John Clementson 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Happy Hour 4-7 pm; Avenue Gastrobar, 13 S. Orange Ave.; free.

I Don’t See Nothing Wrong ’90s Hip-Hop and R&B 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Indie(cent) Thursdays with DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Karaoke 9 pm; Big Daddy’s Roadhouse, 3001 Corrine Drive; free; 407-644-2844.

Korndogg’s Karaoke Thursdays 10 pm; One Eyed Jack’s, 15 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-420-1515.

Legendary Thursdays 9 pm; Bob Marley - A Tribute to Freedom, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-3663.

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National IPA Day 3 pm; World of Beer - Lake Mary, 1125 TownPark Ave., Lake Mary; free; 407-878-6693.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Playboy Energy Drink Orlando “Grand Royale” Premier Party 9 pm; Majestic Event Center, 801 N. John Young Parkway; $10-$15; 407-371-1134.

FRIDAY, AUG. 2 CONCERTS/EVENTS Ceremony, Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Give, Eavesdropper 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$11.

Hard Donuts 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Havok, Hot Graves, Chernobyl, Dissident Aggressor 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$13; 407-999-2570.

Jahnopa, Oklahoma Stackhouse, No Artificial Flavors, the Strange Trip 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-246-1419.

Joshua Worden 9:30 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Redemption CD Release Tour 9 pm; Taste Restaurant, 717 W. Smith St.; $7; 407-835-0646.

Sheila and the Sound 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Skaugust Day 2: Whole Wheat Bread, Playground Heroes, Yugoskavia, the Hoverounds 7 pm; The West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12; 407-322-7475.

The Hot Spot Featuring Shout London, the Passing Afternoons, the Cold Start 8 pm; The Peacock Room, 1321 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-228-0048.

The Jazztasting Quartet 8 pm; Jazz Tastings, 164 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-661-1190.

CLUBS/LOUNGES After Dark With DJs Magic Mike, Ghostrider, Tonez 7 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-285-5826.

College Indie Music 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-839-0457.

Deep Domain With Terron Darby and Mark Hunt 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

En Fuego Fridays With DJs Tonystar, Erick, 3Mendo 10 pm; Firestone Live, 578 N. Orange Ave.; call for price; 407-872-0066.

Footloose ’80s Video Dance Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $4; 407-999-2570.

Happy Hour 4-7 pm; Avenue Gastrobar, 13 S. Orange Ave.; free.

Indulge With Disco Jr, DJ Peek, DJ Tru Story, DJ Nice 10 pm; Roxy Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $5-$12; 407898-4004; roxyorlando.com.

Karaoke 9 pm; Big Daddy’s Roadhouse, 3001 Corrine Drive; free; 407-644-2844.

UPCOMING EVENTS

THE WEEK

AMERICAN IDOL LIVE! | Season 12 Tour AUG 1

Disney On Ice presents Princesses & Heroes SEPT 13 - 15

2012 SPORTS FACILITY OF THE YEAR

KISS AUG 16

MICHAEL BUBLÉ OCT 30

ARENA BOWL XXVI AUG 17

NINE INCH NAILS | Tension 2013 Tour OCT 31

MARC ANTHONY AUG 25

JOSH GROBAN | In the Round Tour NOV 9

IL VOLO | North American Tour SEPT 22

THE FRESH BEAT BAND DEC 15

SARAH BRIGHTMAN Dreamchaser World Tour OCT 8

NUCLEAR COWBOYZ MARCH 8 & 9 ON SALE JULY 26 AT 10AM

Know What’s Up - Download Our iPhone App BOB CARR PAC FLORIDA CITRUS BOWL TINKER FIELD

ORLANDO CITY SOCCER VS Pittsburgh Riverhounds AUG 3 | FCB

ORLANDO CITY SOCCER VS Charlotte Eagles AUG 17 | FCB

ORLANDO CITY SOCCER VS Tampa Bay FC AUG 7 | FCB

RED CHAIR AFFAIR AUG 24 | BCPAC

DRU HILL, K-CI & JOJO AND SILK AUG 10 | BCPAC

MEAC/SWAC CHALLENGE Mississippi Valley State vs Florida A&M SEPT 1 | FCB

ORLANDO CITY SOCCER VS Seattle Sounders AUG 11

MAMMA MIA OCT 3-9 | BCPAC

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Ladies Night 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; free$20; 407-648-8363; thesocial.org.

Group Information: grouptickets@cityoforlando.net Buy tickets at the Amway Center Box Office.

Box Office Hours: Mon - Fri 9 am - 6 pm

Progression Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar & Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; free; 407-849-5200.

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Beer & Cheese Pairing With La Femme Du Fromage Taste five Orlando Brewing microbrews paired with farmstead and artisan cheeses. 4-8:30 p.m.

Saturday; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $20, RSVP required; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com.

Best of Orlando Party 2013 Our annual invite-only shindig comes complete with free food from Orlando restaurants, free unlimited booze and live entertainment on stage. 7-11 p.m. Wednesday; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; free, visit our Facebook page for tickets; 407-3770400; facebook.com/orlandoweekly.

Decades: Music of the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s DJ music in the Video Bar, Disco and Piano Bar. 10 p.m. Saturday; The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Deep Domain With Terron Darby and Mark Hunt Evening of deep house music. 10 p.m. Friday; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670; trance-domain.com.

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Margarita Fest 4 Sample more than 20 types of margaritas, with live reggae music by 506 Crew and Kayavibe. 5-8 p.m. Saturday; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $20-$25; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

National IPA Day The bar serves up a selection of hoppy beers on draft. 3 p.m.

Thursday; World of Beer, 1125 TownPark Ave., Lake Mary; free; 407-878-6693; wobusa.com.

New Belgium Release Party Grab a pint of Fat Tire Amber Ale from the Colorado-based brewery. 5 p.m.

Thursday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Shogun Live set by the DJ and producer.

10 p.m. Saturday; Firestone Live, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-872-0066; firestonelive.net.

The Disco Fries The duo spins EDM and progressive melodies. 10 p.m. Saturday; Roxy Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10$15; 407-898-4004; roxyorlando.com.

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Sky High Fridays with Cliff T 9 pm; Sky Sixty, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1599.

Teenie Tiki Tini Happy Hour Fridays 5-8 pm; Waitiki, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

The Herb Williams Band 6 pm; Red Coconut Club, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2425.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

Wild Hour Happy Hours 4 pm; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; free; 407-872-8665.

SATURDAY, AUG. 3 CONCERTS/EVENTS Ben Prestage 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Central Florida Drum Circle 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

David Shelley & Bluestone 8 pm; McWells Restaurant and Bar, 4757 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-855-4006.

Jonas Brothers 7 pm; MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; call for price; 813-740-2446.

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Sparks the Rescue, Kingsfoil 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

The Honeyslides 10 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

The Jazztasting Quartet 8 pm; Jazz Tastings, 164 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-661-1190.

The Molly Ringwalds 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $15-$17; 407-934-2583.

CLUBS/LOUNGES ’80s Night 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-839-0457.

Beer & Cheese Pairing With La Femme Du Fromage 4-8:30 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $20, RSVP required; 407-872-1117.

Caribbean Swirl With DJ Mz Marina 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-246-1419.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free, various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

DJs Cliff T., Matt McCoy 10 pm; Sky Sixty, 60 N. Orange Ave.; call for price; 407-246-1599.

Kayavibe 9 pm; The West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Dueling Acoustic Pianos 8 pm; Pat O’Briens, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2100.

Mercer and Johnson 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Karaoke 9 pm; Big Daddy’s Roadhouse, 3001 Corrine Drive; free; 407-644-2844.

Posterra, the Welzeins, Good Morning Love 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-246-1419.

Ladies Love Ember 10 pm; Ember, 42 W. Central Blvd.; free; 407-849-5200.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $4; 407-9992570; backbooth.com.

RJ Harman and Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Saturate with VJ Dominick Morrison 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free; 877-386-7346.

Saturday Night Live 7 pm; Marlow’s Tavern, 9101 International Drive; free; 407-351-3627.

Saturdays at the Falcon With DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Swirl Saturdays with VJDJ Richie Rich 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; free-$20; 407-648-8363; thesocial.org.

The Disco Fries 10 pm; Roxy Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$15; 407-8984004; roxyorlando.com.

The Herb Williams Band 6 pm; Red Coconut Club, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2425.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471;.

Wild Hour Happy Hours 4 pm; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; free; 407-872-8665.

SUNDAY, AUG. 4 CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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John Valeri Featuring Derek Monet 6 pm; Jazz Tastings, 164 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-661-1190.

Matchbox Twenty, Goo Goo Dolls 7 pm; MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $25-$95; 813-740-2446.

CLUBS/LOUNGES #Supersmashsundays With DJs D-Strong, Babylac, Disco Jr 11 pm; Firestone Live, 578 N. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 407-872-0066. ’80s to ’00s Sunday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Barrio Sundays 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-648-8363.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues & Buffet Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5-9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free, various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

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Korndogg Rock Band Karaoke 6 pm; Graffiti Junktion, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-4269503; graffitijunktion.com.

Ladies Night 9 pm; Bob Marley - A Tribute to Freedom, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free; 407-224-3663.

Retox Sunday Funday With DJ Eric Draven 3-9 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

Sunday Funday 4-9 pm; Sky Sixty, 60 N. Orange Ave.; call for price; 407-246-1599; skysixty.com.

Sunday Funday Enjoy drink specials. 11 am; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; free; 407-872-8665.

Sunset Sessions Day Lounge 5 pm; Loft 55, 55 W. Church St., Suite 211; free; 407-792-2555.

Tropical Sundays With DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419; thesocial.org.

Unplug & Unwind with Micah 9 pm; Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free; 407-224-2155.

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Dueling Acoustic Pianos 8 pm; Pat O’Briens, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2100.

Absinthe and Friends 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Harry’s Honey Badger Cave 8 pm-midnight; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499; littlefish-hugepond.com.

InDirections, Strangers to Wolves, Mouth of the Harlot, the Floridian 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$10; 407-999-2570; backbooth.com.

Karaoke 9 pm; Big Daddy’s Roadhouse, 3001 Corrine Drive; free; 407-644-2844.

Reggae Mondae Live reggae music. 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

CLUBS/LOUNGES All Day Happy Hour 11 am; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; free; 407-872-8665.

Clear Pong Mondays 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Dueling Acoustic Pianos 8 pm; Pat O’Briens, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2100.

Earth Trivia With DJ Di 7:30-9 pm; The Peacock Room, 1321 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-228-0048.

Happy Hour 4-7 pm; Avenue Gastrobar, 13 S. Orange Ave.; free.

Hospitality Night 11:30 am; Marlow’s Tavern, 9101 International Drive; free; 407-351-3627.

Karaoke 9 pm; Big Daddy’s Roadhouse, 3001 Corrine Drive; free; 407-644-2844.

Mondaze Dance Party 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $3; 407-999-2570.

Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Unplug & Unwind with Micah 9 pm; Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free; 407-224-2155.

TUESDAY, AUG. 6 CONCERTS/EVENTS John Valeri Quartet 7 pm; Jazz Tastings, 164 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-661-1190.

Tuesday Night Juggernaut: Denouncer, Razormaze, Seraph 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-999-2570.

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Tunes on Tuesday: Alec Villafane 7 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

CLUBS/LOUNGES 3 Decades of Music With DJ Smilin’ Dan 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Crafty Hour 4-9 pm; Ember Bar & Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; free; 407-849-5200.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Dueling Acoustic Pianos 8 pm; Pat O’Briens, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$7; 407-224-2100.

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Shotspitality Tuesdays With DJ Freefall 10 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-285-5826.

Takeovr Live DJ sets. 10 pm; Roxy Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; free-$15; 407-8984004; roxyorlando.com.

Toast & Jam Tuesday 8 pm; Avenue Gastrobar, 13 S. Orange Ave.; free.

Tuesday Night Flights 5 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Girls’ Night Out 7 pm-1 am; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; free; 407-872-8665.

Unplug & Unwind with Micah 9 pm; Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, CityWalk; free; 407-224-2155.

Grits n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

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Happy Hour 4-7 pm; Avenue Gastrobar, 13 S. Orange Ave.; free.

Jacked Up Trivia with John 9 pm; Graffiti Junktion, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Jolly Pumpkin Brewery Night 6 pm; World of Beer UCF, 3402 Technological Drive, Suite 201; free; 321-235-9741.

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Karaoke 9 pm; Big Daddy’s Roadhouse, 3001 Corrine Drive; free; 407-644-2844.

Korndogg’s Rockband Karaoke 10 pm; One Eyed Jack’s, 15 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-420-1515.

Open Mic With John Earle 9 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Bus Stop Theatre Downtown production of the play by William Inge; through Aug. 3. 8 pm ThursdaySaturday; Theatre Downtown, 2113 N. Orange Ave.; $16-$22; 407841-0083; theatredowntown.net.

Cabaret Community theater production of the John Kander and Fred Ebb musical; through Aug. 19. 8 pm Friday-Saturday, 3 pm Sunday, 8 pm Monday; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $10-$18; 407-9204034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

Church Hurts This dramatic community theater production is about some twisted churches and their practices. 6:30 pm Saturday; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201-203 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $20-$25; 407-321-8111.

Death of a Salesman Dramatic production directed by Timothy Williams and starring Eric Zivot and Robin Olson; through Aug. 25. 7:30 pm Friday-Saturday, 2:30 pm Sunday; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $27-$34; 407297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

Florida Treasures Atlantic Coast Theater group presents a play about the founding of St. Augustine. 1 pm Saturday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Forever Plaid Musical production starring Kevin Kelly, Todd Allen Long, Nick Rishel and Michael Swickard; through Aug. 24. 7:30 pm Friday, 2 pm, 7:30 pm Saturday; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $25-$38; 407-6450145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Jensen Magic Live stand-up comedy magic show by Pete Jensen.

10 pm Wednesday, 6 pm, 10 pm Sunday; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Shows, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

COMEDY A Joke Off With Carmen Vallone Eight comics compete in a stand-up comedy competition. 8 pm Wednesday; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive, Suite 2310; $2; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Brawl For All Improv comedy tournament. 11:30 pm Friday; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Duel of Fools Improv-comedy competition. 7:30 pm ThursdaySaturday, 9:30 pm Saturday; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

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Gorilla Theatre Four performers battle to direct the best improv scene based on audience suggestions. 9:30 pm Thursday-Friday; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Improv Comedy With Penguin Knife Fight 9 pm Monday; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

James Yon, Ali Flores Live stand-up comedy show. 8:30 pm Friday-Saturday; Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-384-0003.

John Heffron As seen on NBC’s Last Comic Standing. 8 pm Thursday-Friday, 10:30 pm Friday, 7:30 pm Saturday, 10:15 pm Saturday, 7:30 pm Sunday; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive, Suite 2310; $15-$17; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Learn the Fundamentals of Improv This eight-week course explores the skills of improv comedy. 6 pm Wednesday; Herndon Library, 4324 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

The Early Show Long-form improv comedy by the SAK AllStars. 11:30 pm Saturday; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

The Orlando Comedy Show Featuring a lineup of local comics.

9 pm Saturday; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15; 407-704-6261; orlandocomedyshow.com.

FILM Date Night at Leu Gardens: The Vow Outdoor showing of the romantic film in the gardens.

8:30 pm Friday; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $5; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

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Flash Gordon Wednesday Night Pitcher Show of the 1980 fantasy flick by Mike Hodges. 8 pm Wednesday; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

Global Peace Film Festival Screening Watch a showing of local films, most of which are worksin-progress. 7:30 pm Sunday; Urban ReThink, 625 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-704-6895; urbanrethink.com.

Grateful Dead Meetup at the Movies 2013: Sunshine Daydream Showing of neverbefore-seen concert footage plus recent interviews with participants. 7:30 pm Thursday; various theaters, various theaters; $12.50; fathomevents.com.

Rear Window Showing of the 1954 thriller starring James Stewart and Grace Kelly. 7 pm Thursday; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $5; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

The Birdcage Friday Cult Classics showing of the 1996 comedy starring Robin Williams and Gene Hackman. 7 pm Friday; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $5; 407877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS 1st Thursdays: Florida Artists Registry Member Exhibition Art party complete with works by local artists on display, live music

by Luis Garcia and Humberto Velez, performances by the cast of Disenchanted, food by Maxine’s on Shine and more. 6-9 pm Thursday; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407896-4231; omart.org.

A Special Demonstration Part II: Molding a Classical Sculpture Watch as artist Peter Forester creates a clay sculpture at the museum. 10 am-4 pm Saturday; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Adult Class: Florida Memories Explore Rob Storter’s diaries and sketches and then create a takehome book. 9-10:30 am Tuesday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $20, reservations requested; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Ben S. Sawin Solo Art Show Collection of works by the local artist plus live music by Ryan G. Duquette and beer and wine for purchase. 8 pm Friday; Gallery 17.92, 912 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-647-1792.

Central Florida Artist Show and Market Artists display works in 10 open studios, plus live music, kids’ activities and food trucks. 5-9 pm Friday; FAVO Market, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; facebook. com/faithartsvillageorlando.

Explorations in Clay Instructor Richard Munster leads an art workshop in how to create pottery pieces. 6:30-8:30 pm Monday; Casselberry Art House, 127 Quail Pond Circle, Casselberry; $60-$80; 407-2627700; casselberry.org/register.

First Friday Festival & Art Stroll Local artists display works while area merchants offer drink and food specials. 5:30-9:30 pm Friday; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407-923-3849; facebook.com/ baldwinparkfirstfridayfestival.

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Infinity Art Event This Avengers-themed art party features works by local artists, with music by DJ Spank and comedy performances by Six Degrees Improv. 10 am-9 pm Saturday; Acme Comics Cards & Collectibles, 905 E. State Road 434 #100, Longwood; free; 407-331-0433; facebook.com/acmesuperstore.

INsideOUT Listen to readings by teens. 7 pm Friday; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4276975; atlanticcenterforthearts.org.

Ladies’ Art Lounge: Cyanotype Printing Grab a glass of wine, mingle with your girlfriends and partake in a cyanotype printing art workshop with Rebecca Sexton Larson. 5:30-7:30 pm Friday; Germaine Marvel Building, 210 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $25; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org.

Love and Beauty Opening Reception Collection of artworks by three artists, including Georgie Pratt, Ciera Hanna and Janae Corrado. 5:30-9:30 pm Friday; Planet Beach, 4859 New Broad St.; free; 407-8268685; planetbeach.com.

RAW Orlando Presents En Masse Massive art party features local visual artists, filmmakers, musicians, fashion designers, hairstylists and makeup artists. 8 pm Thursday; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$15; 407-704-6261; rawartists.org/orlando/enmasse.

Twin Peaks Art Show This group show and art party features a collection of artworks by local artists. 8 pm Saturday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407423-3060; thefalconbar.com.

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EXHIBITS 33rd Annual Juried Student Show Featuring paintings, drawings, ceramics, sculptures and photography; through Aug. 30. 9 am-4 pm Wednesday-Saturday, MondayTuesday; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

A Year in the Life: Backstage to Onstage at Universal Orlando Resort This exhibition follows the creative and development process behind Universal Orlando’s annual special events; through Jan. 26, 2014. 10 am-5 pm Wednesday-Saturday, noon-5 pm Sunday, 10 am-5 pm Monday-Tuesday; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $9; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

André Smith: Picturing Place Prints, paintings and drawings inspired by Smith’s travels; through Aug. 4. 11 am-4 pm WednesdaySunday; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org.

Art and Artifacts of the Seminole: Selections from the Collection of I.S.K. Reeves V and Sara W. Reeves Collection of clothing, jewelry and photographs; through Jan. 5, 2014. 10:30 am-4:30 pm Wednesday-Saturday, noon-4:30 pm Sunday, 10:30 am-4:30 pm Tuesday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Art in Chambers: Under Roof and Sky View a collection of new paintings by Central Florida artist Robert Ross; through Sept. 12. 8 am-5 pm WednesdayFriday, Monday-Tuesday; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-599-3498; cityofwinterpark.org.

Artists’ Views of the Research Studio Works of art depict the museum and its surrounding gardens and buildings; through Oct. 6. 11 am-4 pm Wednesday-Sunday, Tuesday; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org.

Awakening: The Art of Ursula Schwartz Large-scale oil paintings by the contemporary artist; through Oct. 27. 10 am-4 pm WednesdaySaturday, 1-4 pm Sunday, 10 am-4 pm Tuesday; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Central Florida Emerging Artists 2013 Curator Jackie OttoMiller presents a show of local artists featuring paintings, photographs and sculpture; through Aug. 2. 8:30 am-4:30 pm WednesdayFriday; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, Valencia College East Campus; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu/ artsandentertainment/gallery.

Earl Cunningham’s Everglades Paintings and Native American artifacts created and collected by the self-taught artist enhance the museum’s permanent collection; through Jan. 5. 10:30 am-4:30 pm Wednesday-Saturday, noon-4:30 pm Sunday, 10:30 am-4:30 pm Tuesday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Florida Overtures, Undertones and Subplots Contemporary reflections of Florida with works

by Therman Statom, Tamara Cedre, Gary Monroe, Chris Bolton and others; through Sept. 14. 11 am-6 pm Thursday-Saturday; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-3120708; galleryatavalonisland.com.

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Geolocation: Tributes to the Data Stream Works by Nate Larson and Marni Shindelman; through Sept. 1. 10 am-4 pm Wednesday-Friday, noon-4 pm Saturday-Sunday, 10 am-4 pm Tuesday; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Lightscapes: Paintings by Richard Segalman Impressionistic paintings of sunny beaches and pastoral landscapes; through Aug. 18. 10 am-4 pm WednesdaySaturday, 1-4 pm Sunday, 10 am-4 pm Tuesday; The Museum of Florida Art, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; museumoffloridaart.org.

Living Traditions: Seminole Chickee Hut An authentic Seminole chickee hut in the Sculpture Garden; through Jan. 5, 2014. 10:30 am-4:30 pm WednesdaySaturday, noon-4:30 pm Sunday, 10:30 am-4:30 pm Tuesday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

Mysterious Muses: A Selection of Southern Folk Art Works by Alyne Harris, Sybil Gibson, Jesse Aaron, Gary Yost and others; through Aug. 25. 10:30 am-4:30 pm Wednesday-Saturday, noon-4:30 pm Sunday, 10:30 am-4:30 pm Tuesday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

Never No More: Storter’s Southwest Florida This traveling exhibition features a collection of works based on the memoirs of Rob Storter; through Jan. 5, 2014. 10:30 am-4:30 pm WednesdaySaturday, noon-4:30 pm Sunday, 10:30 am-4:30 pm Tuesday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

Preaching to the Trees and the Animals: The Folk Art of O.L. Samuel Exhibition of the artists’ wood sculptures; through Sept. 7. Noon-4 pm Wednesday-Friday, 10 am-2 pm Saturday, noon-4 pm Tuesday; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; hannibalsquareheritagecenter.org.

Southern Folk Art Masters Collection of works from the permanent collection

by William Edmondson, Nellie Mae Rowe, Purvis Young and others; through Jan. 5, 2014. 10:30 am-4:30 pm WednesdaySaturday, noon-4:30 pm Sunday, 10:30 am-4:30 pm Tuesday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

Peter Abrami: New Paintings View a collection of abstract expressionist works by the artist; through Aug. 17. 10 am-4 pm Wednesday-Saturday, Tuesday; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4231753; atlanticcenterforthearts.org.

Sequined Sentinels: Haitian Flags From the Collection of Candice Russell The flags link past Haitian ritual and tradition; through Aug. 18. 10 am-4 pm Wednesday-Saturday, 1-4 pm Sunday, 10 am-4 pm Tuesday; The Museum of Florida Art, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; museumoffloridaart.org.

Stay Prayed Up: The Art of Ruby C. Williams Paintings by the folk artist depict her background in farming, ministering and selling fruit on a stand off Highway 60; through Aug. 18. 10 am-6 pm WednesdaySaturday, noon-5 pm Sunday, 10 am-6 pm Tuesday; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774; jtfolkart.com.

Studio Malick Collection of photography by Malick Sidibe; through Dec. 8. 10 am-4 pm Wednesday-Friday, noon-5 pm Saturday-Sunday, 10 am-4 pm Tuesday; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu/cfam.

Tasting Notes: The Art of Sandro Chia Paintings and sculptures by the member of the Italian Transavanguardia art movement; through Aug. 18. 10 am-4 pm Wednesday-Saturday, 1-4 pm Sunday, 10 am-4 pm Tuesday; The Museum of Florida Art, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; museumoffloridaart.org.

Telephone Collection Spotlight Exhibition of historic telephones; through Aug. 4, 2013. Noon-4 pm Thursday-Sunday; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-644-1364; artandhistory.org.

The Art of Fountain Pens Collection of fountain pens dating from 1875-1975; through Oct. 6. 9:30 am-4 pm WednesdaySaturday, 1-4 pm Sunday, 9:30 am-4 pm Tuesday; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

The Red Chair Visual Art Exhibit More than 50 local organizations and businesses create works of art out of red IKEA children’s chairs; through Aug. 10. 11 am-6 pm Wednesday-Saturday, Tuesday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; artsandculturalalliance.org.

Toy Burst Group art show with works

by Pez, Alex Yanes, Mathew Curran, Broken Pigeon, Col Wallnuts, Miss Zukie and many more; through Aug. 8. 11 am-6 pm Wednesday-Saturday, Tuesday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; redefinegallery.com.

SPECIAL EVENTS 9th Annual Arnold Day The pizza shop celebrates all things Arnold Schwarzenegger, with a movie marathon, look- and sounda-like contests, trivia games and more to benefit Make-A-Wish. Noon-3 am Saturday; Lazy Moon Pizza, 11551 University Blvd; free; 407-658-2396; arnoldday.com.

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Apopka Food Truck Round Up Local mobile food vendors serve up specialty dishes including hot dogs, cupcakes, barbecue and more. 5:30-9 pm Thursday; Kit Land Nelson Park, South Park Avenue and East Orange Street, Apopka; various menu prices; 407-703-1777; facebook. com/apopkafoodtruckroundup.

Best of Orlando Party 2013 Our annual invite-only shindig comes complete with free food from Orlando restaurants, free unlimited booze and live entertainment on stage. 7-11 pm Wednesday; The Beacham & The Social, 46 N. Orange Ave.; free (invite only); 407-377-0400; facebook.com/orlandoweekly.

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Florida Small Farms and Alternative Enterprises Conference Farm-to-fork advocate Annie Novak presents the keynote speech in this three-day event which features educational workshops, farm tours, food tastings and a vendor showcase; through Aug. 4. Various times FridaySunday; Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $115-$230; 321-697-3333; confer ence.ifas.ufl.edu/smallfarms.

Food Truck Bazaar Enjoy dinner provided by local food trucks. 6-9 pm Friday; Kissimmee Civic Center, 201 E. Dakin Ave., Kissimmee; various menu prices; thedailycity.com.

Food Truck Bazaar Grab dinner from a collection of local mobile food vendors. 6-9 pm Saturday; Palmetto Avenue and Seminole Boulevard, Sanford; various menu prices; thedailycity.com.

Food Truck Bazaar 5-8 pm Thursday; DeVry University, 4000 Millenia Blvd.; various menu prices; thedailycity.com.

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Wine Tasting Event Sample more than 50 wine selections and complementing gourmet hors d’oeuvres. 6-8 pm Wednesday; ABC Fine Wine & Spirits, 801 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd, Oviedo; $10; 407-365-0700; abcfws.com.

Maitland Food Truck Café Local food trucks gather around Lake Lily to dish out tacos, burgers, sandwiches, crepes and other menu items. 6-9 pm Wednesday; Lake Lily Park, 641 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; various menu prices; itsmymaitland.com.

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Margarita Fest 4 Sample more than 20 types of margaritas, with live reggae music by 506 Crew and Kayavibe. 5-8 pm Saturday; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $20-$25; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

Broadway Brunch Show tunes, drink specials and a show starring The Minx and Ginger Minj. 11 am Sunday; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; various menu prices; 321-319-0600; hamburgermarys-orlando.com.

Rock the Block Live music, extreme sports expo, health and wellness vendors and kids’ activities. Noon-9 pm Saturday; Amway Arena, 600 W. Amelia St.; free; 407-628-1828.

Buns on Bumby Enjoy $1 and $3 drink specials, dancing go-go boys and music by DJ ANTS. 8 pm Tuesday; Revolution Nightclub, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-2289900; revolutionorlando.com.

Splash Enjoy an outdoor pool party on Pine Street, with games, cocktails and more. 11 am-9 pm Sunday; Bullitt, 33 E. Pine St.; $10; 407-322-7311.

Camp Drag With Gidget Galore Join a DIY drag race and win raffle prizes, with music by DJ Brianna. 10 pm Wednesday; The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Tasty Tuesdays A rotating lineup of local food trucks rolls into the Milk District to feed the hungry. 6:30-10 pm Tuesday; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook. com/tastytuesdaysorlando.

Wild Wild Wednesdays in Conway Enjoy dinner options provided by a slew of local food trucks. 5-9 pm Wednesday; Conway United Methodist Church, 3401 S. Conway Road; various menu prices; facebook.com/wildwild wednesdaysinconway.

Bearaoke Wednesday With Cubby KJ Pat Plus drink specials at the bar. 8 pm Wednesday; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-3730888; stonewallorlando.com.

Decades: Music of the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s DJ music in the Video Bar, Disco and Piano Bar. 10 pm Saturday; The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-4257571; parliamenthouse.com.

Dorm Wednesday College night with music by DJ Daisy.

9 pm Wednesday; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6493888; pulseorlando.com.

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Fuego Fridays Drink specials, Ladies of the Majestic Theater show and music by DJs Joe Joe, Infinite and Rob. 8 pm Friday; Revolution Nightclub, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-2289900; revolutionorlando.com.

Hip-Hop Tuesday Enjoy two-forone wells, music by DJ Saxwell and Miss Darcel’s Show. 9 pm Tuesday; The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Illusions in Review Celebrity look-a-like show starring Leigh Shannon. 7 pm Saturday, 9:45 pm Saturday; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600; hamburgermarys-orlando.com.

Infusion Friday Dance party with $2 martinis and $4 Infused vodka cocktails. 9 pm Friday; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888; pulseorlando.com.

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Latin Night With a Latin Divas show, plus $3 Coronas and $4 tequila. 10 pm Thursday; The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-4257571; parliamenthouse.com.

Lunes de Fiebre Enjoy $1 drinks, a Latina Diva Show and music by DJ Tremendo. 8 pm Monday; Revolution Nightclub, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-2289900; revolutionorlando.com.

Platinum Thursday DJ Phat Kat spins music and the bar serves up $3 and $4 drink specials. 9 pm Thursday; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407649-3888; pulseorlando.com.

Sundays at Stonewall Twofor-one happy hour and a Texas Hold ’em poker tournament. Noon Sunday; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-3730888; stonewallorlando.com.

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Trivia With Doug Bouser Enjoy two-for-one cocktails and then see how much you know. 7:30 pm Wednesday; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600; hamburgermarys-orlando.com.

Twisted Tuesday Enjoy $10 all you can drink, plus a talent contest and Korndogg’s karaoke.

9 pm Tuesday; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6493888; pulseorlando.com.

White Trash Bingo With Doug Ba’aser Plus $2 Bud Light and $2 wells. 10 pm Monday; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-3730888; stonewallorlando.com.

LEARNING Blue Man Group – Making Waves National touring exhibit features an interactive instrument area, tube phones, a surround sound theater and more. 10 am-5 pm Thursday-Tuesday; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $19; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Keiser University Open House Tour the campus, meet the faculty and learn about the school’s programs. 10 am Saturday; Keiser University, 5600 Lake Underhill Road; free; 407-2735800; keiseruniversity.edu.

Landscape Photography Join in a workshop in the gardens on how to capture great photos of landscapes. 9 am-4 pm Saturday; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $90; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

Peat Pot Planting In this workshop you’ll learn how to start a peat-potted seedling and then enjoy a garden-themed dessert to finish off the day. 2 pm Saturday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Science Café Learn about the latest in science and technology in this evening workshop. 6 pm Tuesday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free, registration recommended; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Viva Florida: Florida Treasures Atlantic Coast Theater group presents a dramatic production program about Florida’s history and key characters. 1 pm Saturday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

CIVICS Disctrict 3 National Night Out Kickoff Party Commissioner Robert Stuart hosts free food and drinks, live entertainment and giveaways in support of safe communities. 6-8:30 pm Thursday; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; free.

Free CPR Awareness Course In this workshop, you will learn about the warning signs of a heart attack, how to conduct CPR and much more with experts. 10 am, noon, 2 pm Saturday; Alafaya Library, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free, reservations requested; 800-297-8511.

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National Night Out 30th Anniversary: Unity in the Community With a bounce house, demos and vendors. 6-8 pm Tuesday; Avalon Park Town Center, 13001 Founders Square Drive; free; 407-658-6565; avalonpark.com.

Neighborhood Walk & Canvass for Reps. Mike Clelland and Karen Castor Dentel Support the candidates by volunteering for the campaigns.

10 am Saturday; Sanlando Park, 401 W. Highland St., Altamonte Springs; free; 805-427-4183.

Orlando Republican Womans Network Join a catered luncheon meeting. 11:30 am-12:30 pm Friday; Sheraton Orlando Downtown, 400 W. Livingston St.; $20-$25; 407-654-4694; ocrec.org.

Parramore Kid Zone Bike Ride for Diversity Kids are invited to ride bikes from College Park to Parramore. 10 am Sunday; Downtown Credo Café, 706 W. Smith St.; free; 407-254-4759.

Tiger Bay Club Meeting Presentation by Mark O’Mara, defense attorney for George Zimmerman. 11:30 am-1 pm Friday; The Ballroom at Church Street, 225 S. Garland Ave.; visit website for details; tigerbayclub.org.

Wine For Us Wine-tasting fundraiser to benefit Water for People.

6:30-9:30 pm Thursday; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $60; 407-660-6408; wineforus.org.

LITERARY Brown Bag Book Club Discussion on Madame Tussaud

by Michele Moran. 12:15 pm Tuesday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

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Kidding Around Yoga Learn how to breath, meditate and stretch. 2 pm Thursday; Alafaya Library, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-277-0021.

Indie BookFest 2013 Book sale and signing with more than 40 indie authors, including Isaac Marion, Shelly Crane, Kristie Cook, Quinn Loftis, Ben Hale and others. 8 am-5 pm Saturday; Buena Vista Palace Hotel & Spa, 1900 Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free for book signing, festival tickets sold out; indiebookfest.blogspot.com.

Kidfest Workshops and showings of films; through Aug. 4. Various times Wednesday-Sunday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; tuition for camp: $475$500, kids summer movie series: free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Prose and Poetry Writing Workshop Led by poet Elaine Person. 7 pm Wednesday; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $15-$104; 407-623-3300.

Solo Acoustic/Spoken Word Open Mic Night 9 pm Sunday; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Wednesday Open Words Open mic for local poets to share their works. 8 pm Wednesday; Austins Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

FAMILY Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp String puppets tell the tale of a boy and his genie; through Aug. 22. 10:30 am, 1:30 pm, 4:30 pm Wednesday-Friday, 12:30 pm, 2:45 pm, 5 pm Saturday, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm Sunday; Pinocchio’s Marionette Theater, Altamonte Mall, Altamonte Springs; $6; 407-834-8757; pinocchios.net.

Bricks4Kidz Kids build LEGO models based around space, sports and animals. 3 pm Friday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Kidz Bop 4:30 pm Sunday; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $20; 407-934-2583; hob.com.

Story Time at Leu Gardens Children engage in songs, rhymes and books, plus they can take free literacy screenings. 10-11 am Monday; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; free; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

Teen Clothing Swap Clean out your closet for other gently used items. 2 pm Saturday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

SPORTS Healthy Living Series Florida Hospital experts discuss injury prevention, health and wellness and more. 6 pm Monday; Track Shack, 1104 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-898-1313; trackshack.com.

Orlando City Soccer Club vs. Pittsburgh Riverhounds USL pro soccer game. 7:30 pm Saturday; Florida Citrus Bowl, 1610 W. Church St.; $15-$60; 855675-2489; orlandocitysoccer.com.

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BY RO B BRE ZSNY or rifts in your life? You will generate good fortune for yourself if you get to work on healing them. Have you been alienated from an ally or at odds with a beloved dream or separated from a valuable resource? You have a lot of power to fix glitches like those.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) To add zest to mealtime, you might choose food that has been seasoned with red chili peppers, cumin or other piquant flavors. Some chimpanzees have a similar inclination, which is why they like to snack on red fire ants. Judging from the astrological omens, I’m guessing you are currently in a phase when your attraction to spicy things is at a peak – not just for dinner but in other areas of your life, as well. I have a suggestion: Pursue rowdy fun with adventures that have metaphorical resemblances to red chili peppers, but stay away from those that are like red fire ants.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) The 19th-century English artist John Constable specialized in painting landscapes. The countryside near his home especially excited him. He said, “The sound of water escaping from mill dams, willows, old rotten planks, slimy posts and brickwork, I love such things. They made me a painter, and I am grateful.” Take a cue from Constable.

Spend quality time appreciating the simple scenes and earthy pleasures that nourish your creative spirit. Give your senses the joy of getting filled up with vivid impressions. Immerse yourself in experiences that thrill your animal intelligence.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) This is Grand Unification Week for you. If your left hand has been at war with your right hand, it’s a perfect moment to declare a truce. If your head and heart have not been seeing eye to eye, they are ready to find common ground and start conspiring together for your greater glory. Are there any rips

CANCER (June 21-July 22) In an episode of the TV show Twin Peaks, special agent Dale Cooper gives the following advice to his colleague Harry: “I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen.” Now I’m passing on this advice to you. It’s a perfect time for you to try out this fun game.

You are in a phase of your astrological cycle when you’ll be wise to intensify your commitment to self-care . . . and deepen your devotion to making yourself feel good . . . and increase your artistry at providing yourself with everything you need to thrive.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Sergei Diaghilev was a Russian ballet impresario who founded Ballets Russes, one of the 20th century’s great ballet companies. At one point in his career he met French playwright Jean Cocteau. Diaghilev dared Cocteau to write a piece for a future Ballets Russes production.

“Astonish me!” he said. It took seven years, but Cocteau met the challenge. He created Parade, a ballet that also featured music by Eric Satie and sets by Pablo Picasso. Now let’s pretend I’m Diaghilev and you’re Cocteau. Imagine that I’ve just told you, “Astonish me!” How will you respond? What surprising beauty will you come up with? What marvels will you unleash?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Since 1948, the chemical known as warfarin has been used as a pesticide to poison rats.

Beginning in 1954, it also became a medicine prescribed to treat thrombosis and other blood ailments in humans. Is there anything in your own life that resembles warfarin? A person or an asset or an activity that can either be destructive or constructive,

depending on the situation? The time will soon be right for you to employ that metaphorical version of warfarin in both capacities. Make sure you’re very clear about which is which.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “My heart was a hysterical, unreliable organ,” wrote Vladimir Nabokov in his novel Lolita. We have all gone through phases when we could have uttered a similar statement.

But I doubt that this is one of those times for you. On the contrary, I suspect your heart is very smart right now – poised and lucid and gracious. In fact, I suggest you regard the messages coming from your heart as more trustworthy than any other part of you – wiser than your head and your gut and your genitals put together.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) The Holy Grail of skateboarding tricks is called the 1080. To pull it off, a skateboarder has to do three complete 360-degree revolutions in mid-air and land cleanly.

No one had ever pulled it off until 12-year-old Tom Schaar did it in 2012. Since then, two other teenage boys have managed the same feat. But I predict that a Scorpio skateboarder will break the record sometime soon, managing a 1260, or three and a half full revolutions.

Why? First, because your tribe is unusually geared to accomplish peak performances right now. And second, you have a knack for doing complex maneuvers that require a lot of concentration.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Can you think of ways that you have been colonized? Have any powerful institutions filled up your brain with ideas and desires that aren’t in alignment with your highest values? For instance, has your imagination gotten imprinted with conditioning that makes you worry that your body’s not beautiful enough or your bank account’s not big enough or your style isn’t cool enough? If so, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to get uncolonized.

There has rarely been a better time than now to purge any brainwashing that puts you at odds with your deepest self.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) An old Chinese poem tells us that “the true measure of a mountain’s greatness is not its height but whether it is charming enough to attract

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dragons.” You and I know there are no such things as dragons, so we can’t take this literally. But what if we treat it as we might a fairy tale? I suggest we draw a metaphorical meaning from it and apply it to your life. Let’s say that you shouldn’t be impressed with how big and strong anything is; you shouldn’t give your mojo to people or institutions simply because they have worldly power. Rather, you will be best served by aligning yourself with what’s mysterious and fabulous. You’re more likely to have fun and generate good fortune for yourself by seeking out stories that appeal to your soul instead of your ego.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The questions you have been asking aren’t terrible. But they could be formulated better.

They might be framed in such a way as to encourage life to give you crisp insights you can really use rather than what you’ve been getting lately, which are fuzzy conjectures that are only partially relevant. Would you like some inspiration? See if any of these inquiries help hone your spirit of inquiry. 1) What kind of teacher or teaching do you need the most right now? 2) What part of you is too tame, and what can you do about it? 3) What could you do to make yourself even more attractive and interesting to people than you already are? 4) What is the pain that potentially has the most power to awaken your dormant intelligence?

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.” So says Ishmael, the hero of Herman Melville’s 19th-century novel Moby Dick. He is ostensibly referring to whale hunting, which is his job, but some modern critics suggest he’s also talking about the art of storytelling. I suspect his statement applies to a certain enterprise you are currently engaged in, as well. Can you wrap your mind and heart around the phrase “careful disorderliness”? I hope so, because I think it’s the true method. Here are some other terms to describe it: benevolent chaos; strategic messiness; purposeful improvisation; playful experiments.

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BY DAN SAVAGE really meant everything and see what he says. If he says, “Yes, everything,” then spill – or leak – your kink.

But if he hedges his bets, NAPPIES, let him get to know you a bit better, and explore some of his kinks before disclosing your own.

I am a 28-year-old gay man living in a major East Coast city. I recently connected with a guy on a vanilla dating website, and we are quickly developing a real interest in each other. After talking online for a bit, we exchanged numbers. Our first conversation was through text messages for the better part of six hours. The next night, we talked over the phone for an hour or two. And the third consecutive night was our first date. In that first text conversation, he stated that he is into “everything from mild to wild.” The comment came without solicitation from me, during a conversation that he initiated about sexual preferences. This was a major turn-on for me, increasing my interest in him. I’ve had limited experience with BDSM, but I am looking to try more, so I was thrilled to receive this message. I am very familiar with one kink: diapers. It’s a huge part of my sexual identity, and I ideally want it to be part of a sex life with my partner. Normally I would wait until months into a new relationship to bring up the topic, but since he opened the door, should I talk about it now? Should I drop hints to see how he responds? Since this has the potential to be more than just a hookup, what’s the best way to proceed?

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I’ve long advised kinksters who are dating vanillas – or presumed vanillas (PVs), I should say, as it’s not uncommon for a presumed-to-be-vanilla partner to reveal kinks of their own after a partner discloses their kinks – to wait until the PV has gotten to know them before disclosing. (Ironically, of course, every kinkster is a PV until the moment of disclosure.) Since so many true vanillas have a knee-jerk, negative reaction to kinks, it’s only fair that kinksters have a chance to let a new partner get to know them before opening up. That way, a vanilla can weigh any prejudices they might have about kinky people (they’re dangerous and depraved, not BF or GF material) against what they’ve come to know (and like) about the kinkster they’ve been dating. Sometimes it works out (the vanilla comes to enjoy the kink because it gives someone they care about pleasure, the vanilla grows to enjoy the kink themselves, the vanilla gives the kinkster a pass to enjoy their kink with others), and sometimes it doesn’t work out (the kink is a deal-breaking libido-killer and the kinkster winds up dumped).

But your case is different, NAPPIES, as the gentleman you’re courting has already disclosed his kinks.

According to my treasured and frequently consulted copy of Emily Post’s Etiquette, the proper response to a disclosure of kinks by a suitor is the prompt disclosure of one’s own kinks.

Now, very few people who say they’re into “everything” are actually into every single thing. A Google search for “toaster fetish” pulls up 260,000 results.

They’re not all pages created by sexual fetishists, but some are sites created by actual toaster pervs. And just as your new boyfriend probably wasn’t thinking “even toasters!” when he said “everything,” he probably wasn’t thinking “even diapers!” Because while diapers are a huge turn-on for you and other diaper fetishists, they’re not something that leaps to mind when even a kinky person says “from mild to wild.”

And this presents you with a problem. As Emily Post put it: “A sexual fetish for an item of attire so strongly associated with childhood will give pause to even the most depraved of suitors.” As such, NAPPIES, you may be within your rights to drop hints about your diaper fetish instead of flat-out disclosing it. Ask him if he

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Here’s the Reader’s Digest Condensed Version: I’m a sexually inactive (by my own choice) heterosexual female in my late 40s who up until recently used to be much heavier and in rapidly declining health. Since my type 2 diabetes diagnosis, I have achieved substantial weight loss, a much-improved diet and a little Clairol Nice ’n’ Easy. I now look and feel infinitely better than I ever did in my late 20s. People in my apartment building have been doing double takes, and recently I even got carded at my favorite restaurant dining out with a female neighbor friend half my age! While I admit the newly acquired positive attention is fun, I’m happy staying single and am not interested in developing any LTRs with the opposite sex.

The weird thing is, the majority of guys doing any flirting with me seem to be much younger than I am. A wise, older female friend of mine once commented that men “don’t know what to make” of someone like me. OK, I think. So am I too narcissistic? I can’t seem to relate or really keep conversations going. Plenty of younger men in their 20s and 30s are nice looking, but I’ll be 50 next summer!

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“The first thing I’d like to say to INACTIVE is congratulations on tackling her type 2 diabetes with such determination and getting such fabulous results!” says Cindy Gallop, a former high-flying advertising executive who is now the founder and driving force behind makelovenotporn.com, a website and movement designed to blow up pornography.

Gallop is a fan of younger men, INACTIVE, and younger men are fans of Gallop.

“Of course she’s getting so much flirtatious attention from younger guys!” says Gallop. “There are many young men out there interested in and attracted to older women – but society considers that relationship model less socially acceptable than the older-man/youngerwoman version, which is why she’s so surprised. Well, the good news is she can stay single, not embark on any LTRs with the opposite sex and still have a lot of fun with younger men, without worrying about keeping conversations going – because the fun doesn’t need to involve much talking.”

If “sexually inactive by choice” was a choice you made back in your heavier, unhealthier days due to a lack of confidence, Gallop says that this is the perfect time for you to get back in the game – and younger men are the perfect playmates.

“INACTIVE is in her sexual prime, and she should go for it!” says Gallop. “The age issue is purely a societal judgment and is irrelevant. Younger man (lots of stamina, very short recovery period) + older woman (confidence, experience, knows what she wants) is a fantastic combination. And I speak as someone who knows.”

A couple of pro tips from Gallop for older women who are dating younger men: “Number one: Apply the same filter to her dates that I do – regardless of how casual the relationship, he needs to be a very nice person. Number two: If she hasn’t been sexually active for a while, check out makelovenotporn.com. She should be aware of what she may encounter in younger men that’s been learned from porn, and how to talk about what she prefers in that context openly, honestly and lightheartedly.”

On this week’s Savage Lovecast: How to be a professional but friendly unicorn. Find it at savagelovecast.com.

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NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV'S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 20, 2013 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 1241 S. ORLANDO AVE- MAITLAND, FL 32751- AT 8:30AM: S. Agustine 0451, R. Streitler - 0485 1131 STATE RD 436- CASSELBERRY, FL 32707- AT 8:45AM: T. Pieratt A006, M. Almasque E014, K. Reynolds-E023, J. McGraw - E055, C. Barbour F043, C. Crist LucianoF062, D. Corfee G024, T. Flood G047 1355 STATE RD 436- CASSELBERRY, FL 32707- AT 9:00AM: M. Arias 1404, K. Johnson- 2127 1625 STATE RD 436- WINTER PARK, FL 32792- AT 9:45AM: N. Mba-A008, R. Johnson-B024, R. Hawk-C020, K. Bleck-C026, M. Robinson III-D025, E. Homer-Williams-D039, B. Campbell-E024, J. Salazar-E040, C. BellE048, Pizza International-E147, S. ErwinE215, J. Martin-E220 5215 RED BUG LAKE RD-WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708- AT 10:00 AM: H. TAYLOR-0350, D. Kling-0415, S. King-0574, T. Stanner-3007 1400 ALAFAYA TRAIL-OVIEDO, FL 32765AT 10:15AM: C. MERZ-0205, D. Smith-0206, M. Marcial-1013, S. Dugan-1030, D. Woodruff-6004, L. Graham-7002, M. Colon7054 3145 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 10:30AM: K. Mead-2156, V. Ward-2193, D. Wilks-2213, J. Rivera-2267, V. Saintil-2278, E. Rising-4016, Northrop Grumman-5050, M. Fell-5050, O. Gomez-8004 1851 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 10:45AM: M. Woeber-1008, M. BATTAD-1020, D. Narkiewicz-2020, K. Norton-2028, B. Nagy-2048, A. Blue-2067, R.Kirk-2134, M. Hill-4035, J. Ojeda-4040, C. Smart-5047, C. Brantley-5055, S. Moore-6013 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD-ORLANDO, FL 32822 AT 12:30PM: J.ERAZO-0187, J.SIMS1006, L.FINDER-1011, T.BESS-6028, G.FLEMING-7002, K.DESHONG-7043, J.RODRIGUEZ-7057, O.DIAZ-7100, A.TROCHERODRIGUEZ-8022, M.SMITH-8024, L.AMAROW-8028, S.JUAREZ-SANCHEZ-8033, M.HOLIDAY-8137, T.LHOEST-8138 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD.-ORLANDO, FL 32822 AT 12:00PM: -L.PEREZ-A127, E.ALVES-B103, M.LUCAJ-B122, N.COLLINSB157, J.MILLE LAFUENTE-B199, C.ALFONSO COTO-B204, J.DEJESUS-B217, J.DE JESUS-B217, J.TILLETT-C143, F.ARCHELUSC155, K.RICHARDSON-C195D, R.VEGAC199, M.SMITH-C217, M.ROSAS-C230A, P.MACLEOD-C230H 903 S. SEMORAN BLVD.- ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 11:15AM: D. Farias-B044, C. Hisel-C040, R. Horne-C047, M. Alegre-C061, E. Marshall-C069, S. Cobb-C078, J. BrunsonC081, M. Correa-D030, J. Coe-D038, V. White-D096, J. Kolljeski-D097, W. DolanD109, S.GARCIA Correa-D123, N. ConwayD136, O. Cruz-D188, E. Rivera-D220, M. Nadal-E028 155 S GOLDENROD RD.- ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 11:30AM: M. Sanchez-1108, J. VALENCIA-1112, J. Mazzariello-1138, E. Fuentes-1201, Y. Colon-1231, L. Melendez1258, P.Reynolds-1414, B. Keas-1725, T. HICKS-1791, T. Lee-2050, R. SOARES-2283, E. Arroyo-2409 2275 N. SEMORAN BLVD.- ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 12:00PM: B. Fleurima-1232, C. Rivera-2035, C. Horne-2130, F. Gonzalez2208, A. Berrios-2239, C. Crittenden-2279, J. Gomez-2359, D. Harman-3252, D. RiversG745, E. Emerson-G481, G. Lomeo-H551, D. Wolstencroft-J723

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: The personal property, household goods, and contents of the following rental spaces will be sold for cash or otherwise disposed of to satisfy liens for unpaid rent in accordance with Florida Statute Chapter 83, Section 801 et seq. Call for info.

SECURITY DEPOSIT WILL BE REQUIRED FOR EACH UNIT PURCHASED On: AUGUST 14TH. 2013, AT: 1:30 PM At:Southern Self Storage - Heritage 2308 N. John Young Parkway Orlando, FL 32804 407-299-6186 Name Space No. & Contents: Laurie Peterson B042 Unspecified Rebecca M Cunanan B001 Unspecified Tiffany Williams B094 Unspecified Sylfrandieu Dorcely G015 Unspecified

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV'S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 19, 2013 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 653 MAGUIRE BLVD-ORLANDO, FL 32803AT 8:15AM: N. DELLANGELO 0201, IGPS 0303, IPGS 0304, T. COSTA 2106, S. BERRY 3015 1023 N. MILLS AVE ORLANDO , FL 32803 8:30AM: K. BURKHART - 3006 1842 W. FAIRBANKS AVE-ORLANDO, FL 32789 AT 8:45AM: J. ROGERS 2005, J. MILLS 2103, W. SLACK 2168, T. LINDSEY 3003, L. DURRE 3032, R. GAZZO - 4002 310 W. CENTRAL PARKWAY ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32714- AT 9:00AM: M. STEVENS 0071, J. JAKOBSON 0500, D. WALKER 2041, A. WILSON 3001, B. STOUTE 3008, G. SOTO 3054, J. SPRAGUE 4060, C. MILANO - 5013 455 S. HUNT CLUB BLVD. APOPKA, FL 32703- AT 9:15AM: C. RICHARDS 2006, K. PAQUETTE 5103, T. ROBINSON 6011, B. SCOTT 6046, TURNING POINT- A DANCE STUDIO 7006, P. ROWLEY - 1014 2431 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. APOPKA, FL 32703- AT 9:30AM: K. STEVENS H007, T. ARMSTRONG NA02, C. CHANEY NB23, P. GRIFFIN V012, L. COLLINS V014, J. JONES U017 521 S. STATE RD. 434 ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32714- AT 9:45AM: R. VANN 2018, N. SLAUGHTER 4026, A. MONROE 6033, D. BEASLEY 6097, IMDC - 6018 8226 S. HWY 17-92 FERN PARK, FL 32730AT 10:00AM: O. SHELLINGS A128, J. DAVIS A174, D. WHEELER A177, K. GRAYSON B296, L. ADIRIM C378, T. DAVIS E510, K. INGRAMM G705, M. RODRIGUEZ H831 7190 S. HWY 17-92 FERN PARK, FL 32730AT 10:15AM: M. VAZQUEZ G722, M. PATTERSON G725, M. RAMBO- H819, V. TOWNS K011 1080 E. ALTAMONTE DR. ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32701- AT 10:30AM: J. FOSTER B027, F. ALBRITTON B041, J. GAINES B053, R. GUTHRIE C049, S. GINES C067, H. SCOTT D018, K. LAWRENCE D043, REPAIR RANGERS INC. D048, T. BARKLEY D072, J. DACOSTA E004, R. GALVAN E014, R. MAYODI E016, K. WILLIAMS F021 360 STATE ROAD 434 EAST LONGWOOD, FL 32750- AT 10:45AM: S. SIMPKINS 2322, C. NUGENT - 2724 141 W. STATE RD. 434, WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708- AT 11:00AM: A. VANARKLEBOEUF E170, G. GRANT G200, J. CALDWELL J296, C. HARRIS J388, D. NOTT K421, K. TURNER-MCDONALD K434, D. BURRELL K445, T. PREKAS K450, A. ACOSTA A019 570 N. HWY 17/92-LONGWOOD, FL 32750AT 11:15AM: W. PENDARVIS A114, M. SCARLET A121, J. SCALE B241, B. SPITTLER B258, C. BOUTWELL C318, T. BAXTER JOHNSON C334, M. HALL C376, C. LUCE F644, M. HAYES G010 2905 S. ORLANDO AVE. SANFORD, FL 32773- AT 11:45AM: M. CONNOR A008, S. JONES B009, Q. DAMES C002, D. WILLIAMS D076, M. MAPLES D080, R. WILSON E054, L. THOMPSON E071, S. EVANS F006, R. HOOD F019, G. CHARLTON G002, V. SMITH H022, S. RICHARDSON I005, B. MANGHAM I024, M. FELLS J522, N. MAHONEY J904, K. POWELL D037

Public Notice American Stor All/Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr, Orlando, FL 32818 hereby gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated.

Unit 438 Gery Jones/ Gery Warnell Unit 92 Beverly Karshner Unit 622 Fanfan Alabre Unit 463 Jackson Alexander III/ Jackson Alexander Unit 447 Jokari R Doby Unit 226 Derrick Napier Unit 23 Kimberly Nelson-Ferrill Unit 411 Shana Page Unit 443 Katina Pittman Unit 79 Bruisset Prevalon Unit 835 Lucson Souverain Unit 616 Jonathan Tyson Unit 147 Edith Williams Unit 419 Chasidy I Wright/ Chasidy Ivory Wright Unit 478 Octavia Clark The contents of these units shall be disbursed on or there after August 20, 2013 at 11:00 AM at a public auction located : American Stor All/ Powers Drive, 407-293-6005. 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando FL 32818.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV'S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 22, 2013 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 8149 AIRCENTER CT.-ORLANDO, FL 32809 AT 9:00AM: E.MILLER-1101, M.VALENZUELA-1201, J.MIFSUD-1205, S.MALOY2197, G.RAMIREZ-2274, L.HARRIS-6137 1800 TEN POINT LANE. -ORLANDO, FL 32837 AT 9:30AM: H.SISON-0167, E.LUGOSANTANA-1012, M.THOMPSON-1026, K.THIBOU-1058, T.BROWN-2002, K.ROOT2033, J.HIGHSMITH-5020, B.TURNER-7004, S.SOTO-7010, M.ACUNA-7164 2783 N JOHN YOUNG PKWY KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 AT 9:45AM: A.COTRICH-1056, C.GOULD-1070, P.HOFFERBERTH II-1103, C.RIVERA-1112, L.HEMLEY-11309, C.FRENCH-11409, L.GONZALEZ-1158, T.PETTY-1162, L.DIAZ-12401, D.DICKENS12514, L.COKER-506, K.PEREZ-953, W.HARGRETT-970 1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD-ORLANDO, FL 32809 AT 10:00AM: A.DEQUEVEDO-B007, M.SOTO-D036, V.LAGUNA-D067, C.DERONVIL-E024, S.DIAZ-E028, C.WIGGINS-J001, N.FLORES-J002, C.CASADOJ029, B.LOVEGROVE-J061, Z.ROBINSONSTEWART-K079, J.GARCIA-K092, J.SHOTWELL-K108 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD. ORLANDO, FL 32809 AT 10:30AM: J.GAINES-A119, J.RIVERA-A152, B.HORTON-B242, K.CADIEUX-C309, C.SAWYER-C317, E.OCTELUS-D424, Y.JIMENEZ-E510, I.MARCELIN-E514, A.VEGA-E525, W.CHRISTIAN WOODWARD-F620, L.DONWALDG714, K.RODGERS-H830, D.FRIAS-I918, L.OCTELUS-J037, A.VEGA-K105, J.PHERAIM315 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL.-ORLANDO, FL 32839 AT 11:00AM: A.HOLLEY0113, M.PHARRIS-0134, V.HARDY-0248, D.IRVING-0305, A.ANDINO-0313, C.MALCOLM-0342, A.PARKER-0518, A.FISHER0604, J.BAIMBRIDGE-0617, D.FLANNERY0733, R.LOVE-0809, S.JACKSON-0814, T.BURNS-0820, J.SIMS-0829, E.FILSAIME0839, Q.WHITE-0923, P.GRACIA-0934, P.ALEXANDER-0943, B.FRENK-0948, J.MILLER-0967, A.BAKER-0984, A.HAMMETT-1029, F.LUBRIN-1063, D.WALKER1102, T.WASHINGTON-1123, M.TAYLOR1159, A.FRANCIS-1175, J.YORK-1210, Y.SEALS-1236, C.ROBINSON-1269, B.SMITH-1301, S.SMITH-CLEMONS-1321, BIC PRODUCTIONS-1360, A.JOHNSON-1360, G.JEAN-1363 1313 45TH ST. .-ORLANDO, FL 32839 AT 11:30AM: E.JOHNSON-A113, A.JONESA122, A.HOLMES-B209, S.PATTERSON SOLOMON-B219, R.WILSON-B226, L.WILLIAMS-B238, C.FLYTHE-B246, B.OWENS-B260, T.DENMARK-C392, S.HUDSON-E556, M.RICHARDSON-F644

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV'S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 21, 2013 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 5900 LAKEHURST DR, ORLANDO FL 32819 8:30AM: DZN SOLUTIONS-B042, L.NOBLES-B042, H.HAIDAR-C140, F.OLIVEIRAD140, M.PIEGAY-D155 4508 S. VINELAND RD, ORLANDO FL 32811 8:45AM: B.WHITE-0229, L.GREEN0849, T.SILK-1006, B.CORTEZ-1016, D.UWANAWICH-1104, T.STEPHENS-1138, H.LOUISSANT-1221 VIN:6L67S5Q203435, C.HUTCHISON-1316 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD-ORLANDO, FL 32811- AT 9:00AM: J. BRANTLEY 1121, K. LATTIMORE 2205, A. HOPKINS 2214, L. SWEDLER 2235, R. SOMMEE 2244, L. CHAVIS 2255, E. GONZALEZ 2270, A. COLLINS 2275, J. WILLIAMS 2282, O. TALENT 2312, A. FALL 2323, K. RICHARDSON 2328, M. EDWARDS 2332, B. MCGUIRE 2335 5602 RALEIGH ST-ORLANDO, FL 32811-AT 9:15AM: S. NELSON 0027, T. CERVANTES 0058, R. GORDON 0066, W. BABINGTON 0076, N. WILLIAMS 0105, L. JEAN CHARLES 0109, L. LEE 0114, M. ROBINSON 0115, J. KING 0120, C. SMOLL 0122, D. HUDSON 0130, S. LOOPLE 0148, S. BRISBANE 0193, B. MAURER 0219, S. COLE 0229, X. SULLIVAN 0236, K. SMITH 0239, K. EDWARDS 0251, N. HONORE 0276, M. GARCIA 0293, J. RAWLS 0308, J. COLEMAN 0320, K. WILLIAMS 0352, K. JACKSON 0359, M. RAJAYAH 0395, C. HOLLINS 0400, L. WEAVER 0427, J. ROGERS 0457, S. SPIVEY 0476, L. JACKSON 0510, T. BRYANT 0511, T. SISLER 0527, K. KEIFFER 0530, J. TOLBERT - 0539 900 S. KIRKMAN RD.-ORLANDO, FL 32811AT 9:30AM: W. VINCENT 2514, C. OLIVA 3110, I. GARCIA 3410, P. HARRISON 3411, J. GAGLIO 4125, S. LEE-WEBB 4307, D. MILLS 4424, M. CASH 4511, TODAYS MINISTRY 4611, V. RODRIGUEZ 5111, B. WOOD 6115, T. JONES 6118, PRINCESS ASHLEY BREANN HARRIS 8107, A. DETERS - 8112 3150 HIAWASSEE RD-ORLANDO, FL 32818- AT 9:45AM: D. JOHNSON 1311, C. PRESTON 1601, V. TAYLOR 1908D, R. ONABANJO 2204, T. CAMPBELL 2218, M. MOWATT 2512, C. LACOMBE 2602, L. ALEXANDER 2702, J. BROWN 2727, A. WARD - 2805 3900 W.COLONIAL DR-ORLANDO, FL 32808-AT 10:00AM: J. AMERVIL A034, M. SPANT A035, H. WILLIAMS B029, S. BROWN B063, J. VERNON B063, L. POWELL C004, A. MOORE C007, E. DELAINE C029, X. LA RUE C032, L. POLLOCK C050, J. BAERGA C052, J. JONES D005, L. PLUMMER D015, A. FRAZIER D017, M. WHITTED D040, C. OWENS D047, T. BAITSILE D074, R. BASKERVILLE D104, Y. LETISTE D120, T. DAVIS D130, R. HAHN D138, EGAN, LEV & SIWICA, P.A. D143, S. WILSON E010, L. SWEETING E013, M. HINES E019, R. WILSON E028, J. NICHOLS F043 8255 SILVER STAR RD ORLANDO, FL 32816 AT 10:15AM: M. GREEN 1224, F. KEY 1356, F. WRIGHT 1414, D. WALLACE 1619, S. TRUSS-DUGLAS 2280, J. MONTERO 2291, G. HOOD 2412, MASTER TOUCH LAWN & TREE SERVICE, CHARLES CHANCE 3007, A. BROWN - 3126 4100 JOHN YOUNG PARKWAY-ORLANDO, FL 32804 AT 10:20AM: S. MOYLAN A148, L. MERTHIE A155, K. DEWINDT B223, DREAMLIFE CENTER C343, D. PERRY C352, DREAMLIFE CENTER C355, L. TAVERNIER C363, C. SIMMONS D402, C. PORTWOOD D046, K. GILYARD E022, B. VILSAINT E042, D. MCNEALLY E088, G. CLEMENT F617, R. MULLIGAN F648, E. SANTIAGO G737, B. BANKS H819, E. DUPAL J921

Notice of Public Sale Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on August 16, 2013 at 9:00 am, Rikers Roadside Services, 1425 W Taft Vineland Rd, Orlando, FL, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels.

Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids ; 1992 Ford, Vin#1FTDF15Y7NNA85188; 1982 Chevrolet, Vin#1G8EK18C0CF122941; 1994 Geo, Vin#2C1MR6461R6732311; 1988 Kawasaki, Vin#JKAZXDF18JB505925; 1999 Honda, Vin#1HGCG3251XA027460; 1989 BMW, Vin#WBAAA1302KEC65138; 0 Pro, Vin#WJIE0088H899; 1999 Aluminaler, Vin#ATI000578X1620507; 1999 Toyota, Vin#4T1BG22K7YU734570; 1989 Pontiac, Vin#1G2F521E4KL255881; 1992 Honda, Vin#2HGEH2340NH549713; 1996 GMC, Vin#3GKEC16R5TG518831; 1998 Mazda, Vin#JM1TA2211W1416427; 1997 Dodge, Vin#3B3ES47C3VT528926; 2007 GMC, Vin#1GTCS13E578181290; 2002 KIA, Vin#KNAGD126825128175; 1998 Honda, Vin#1HGCG1659WA038719; 1997 Dodge, Vin#2B4GP4538VR196350; 1996 GMC, Vin#2GTEC19W0T1541388; 1995 Honda, Vin#1HGCD7131SA020341;

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statues (Section 83,801-83,809).

The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on the 22nd day of August 2013, at 1:00 P.M.,,on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at Ample Storage Center, 6493 East Colonial Drive. County of Orange, State of Florida, the following: Tenant Name Unit # Contents Josephine S. James 099 Table saw, Push Cart, Drop Cords, Rolling Tool Box, Misc, Tools Erica A. Segundo 400H Chairs, Flowers, Aquarium Joann M. Montalvo 315H Dressers, T.Vs, Safe, Mattresses, Luggage Richard G. Garland 070H Water Coolers, Luggage, Portable Heater, Movies Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. All Bidders must be signed in prior to start of auction.

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IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA - CIVIL ACTION CRESCENT PLACE AT LAKE LOTUS CONDOMINIUM ASSOCIATION, INC., a Florida non-profit corporation, Plaintiff,v. MARIA GARCIA, et al., Defendants.

NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that, pursuant to a Final Summary Judgment of Foreclosure dated July 09, 2013 entered in Civil Case No. 12-CC-2110 of the County Court of the Eighteenth Judicial Circuit in and for Seminole County, Florida, I will sell to the Highest and Best Bidder for Cash beginning at 11:00 a.m. on the 13th day of August, 2013 at the Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park Avenue, Sanford, Florida, the following described property as set forth in said Final Judgment, to-wit: Condominium Unit No. 203, in Building 25, of Crescent Place at Lake Lotus Condominium, a condominium, according to the Declaration of Condominium thereof, as recorded in Official Records Book 6169, Page 787, of the Public Records of Seminole County, Florida; together with all appurtenance thereto, and an undivided interest in the common elements of the said Declaration.

Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens, must file a claim within 60 days after the sale.

Dated 15 day of July, 2013.

GOEDE, ADAMCZYK & DEBOEST, PLLC (signed) Cary J. Goggin, Esq., Florida Bar No. 92404, 8950 Fontana Del Sol Way, Suite 100, Naples, Florida 34109, Telephone: (239) 3315100, Fax: (239) 331-5101, Email: Cgoggin@flcommunitylaw.com, Attorneys for Association. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this Proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, at Court Administration, Seminole Civil Courthouse, 301 N. Park Ave., Suite N301, Sanford, Florida, 32771-1292, (407) 665-4227 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Parking Enforcement gives notice of foreclosure of lien and intent to sell the following vehicles pursuant to the F.S. 713.78 to the highest bidder. Parking Enforcement Network reserves the right to reject any and/all bids. The sale will be held on 8/13/13 @ 1505 Ross ave. Kissimmee, FL 34744 @10am for a 1994 BMW WBABJ5323RJC80925 And a 2002 Ford 1FTNE24272HA50834 and on 8/15/13 @ 1322 25th st. Orlando, FL 32805 @ 10am for a 2000 Ford 1FMZU63E6YZA96103 NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid.

Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

2011 Bash VIN# LHJTLBBN8BB003776 1987 Ford VIN# 1FMDU15N5HLA38264 2001 Kia VIN# KNAFB121815056835 1992 Ford VIN# 1FMDU34X1NUD09230 To be sold at auction at 11:00 a.m. On August 14, 2013, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only.

Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/Latimore/Pine Hills CASE NUMBER: DP 10-403 IN THE INTEREST OF: D.B. DOB: 6/21/2002 A.B.DOB: 04/11/2004,O.A.DOB: 04/16/2012 MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: DANIEL BOGER, ADDRESS UNKNOWN WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Alicia Latimore, on September 9, 2013, at 9:30 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Yolanda Bruce, Attorney for the State of Florida, 609 North Powers Drive, Suite 324B, Orlando, Florida 32818. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 9th day of July 2013. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (signed) Deputy Clerk

Notice of Publication of Fictitious Name NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Artizan Heating & Air Conditioning Services, of 14501 Nikki CT Apt 2 Orlando, FL 32822, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Artizan Heating & Air Conditioning Services It is the intent of the undersigned to register "Artizan Heating & Air Conditioning Services" with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 7/23/2013 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: The personal property, household goods, and contents of the following rental spaces will be sold for cash or otherwise disposed of to satisfy liens for unpaid rent in accordance with Florida Statute Chapter 83, Section 801 et seq. Call for info.

On: 8/14/2013 At: 9:30 AM At: Southern Self Storage - Orlando 6770 Silver Star Rd Orlando, FL 32818 407-299-4416 Name Space No. Contents SHANNARA JONES,8 HOUSEHOLD GOODS HAYWARD HOOKER III, 126, HOUSEHOLD GOODS LUCSON SOUVERAIN, 340, HOUSEHOLD GOODS MARY L. HILL , 360, HOUSEHOLD GOODS MELISSA OWENS , 399, HOUSEHOLD GOODS LATRICIA HANNA, 468, HOUSEHOLD GOODS RUTH CHERY, 590, HOUSEHOLD GOODS ERIN L. SMOOT, 864, HOUSEHOLD GOODS

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Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below.

All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owners lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807.

The auction will start at 8:00a.m. and others will follow on August 8, 2013 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810, L51 Patricia Black $420.60, C32 Cassandra Sunderlin $551.08, A09 Shanena Ritter $977.08 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 W Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, A107 Dale Smith $871.25, C102 Bruce Hoenig $737.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, 1310 Christian Gold $390.20, 1092 Darrick Dickens $346.60, 1422 David Whitley $270.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, C010 Robin Myers $445.55, E021 Germaine Woods $405.65, A095 Ericka Richardson $270.50, E012 Jorge Munoz $207.08 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773, 1767 Denise Davis $313.00, 1607 Shauntrella Hall $632.75, 1417 Sarah Bowden $525.00, 1089 Margaret Linares $461.45, 1412 Brandell Moore $525.00, 1110 James Cravens $608.55, 2314 Dane Hager $491.30, 1403 Sharnika Thomas $525.00, 1754 Nikelle Coton $270.60, 1253 Latasha Griffith $413.75 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771, 1097 Rudy Lovell $340.80, 2177 Shawntrella Edwards $586.70, 4121 Marc Soaper $228.20

Research Associate with IV skills FT combo position requiring IV placement skills and appointment sched/planning. Overall responsibility for assisting in research protocol portion of the admin of functional MRI scans (fMRIs) and blood specimen collection during the scans. Some travel required. Must have flexible schedule.

This position reports to the Associate Director of Research and the Clinic Manager. Salary is commensurate with experience and within industry norms.

Primary responsibilities include, but are not limited to: IV placement and maintenance (short-term), Fasting blood sample collection, handling and storage, Administration of the research protocols and scheduling of visits, May perform additional office duties Prerequisites: Strong IV placement skills and IV certification (or equivalent) required, Knowledge of good clinical practices/guidelines, Experience working in a research setting strongly preferred, One year clinical laboratory experience preferred, Knowledge of computer programs including the Microsoft® Office Suite preferred, but not required EEO Submit resumes and cover letter to: ssinnett@rippelifestyle.com, or fax 321-939-2379. NO CALLS PLEASE.

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Internship - Engineering in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460996

Merchandise - Stocker in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460940

Internship - Event Management in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460994

Parking Enforcement Specialist with City of Orlando in Orlando Job ID:5461271

Internship - Event Management in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460994

Office - Scheduling Specialist in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461392

Internship - Event Management in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460994

Paralegal 1 with CRU/ Campus Crusade for Christ in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461038

Internship - Financial Reporting in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460995

Business to Business Sales Agents with Total Marketing Concepts in Sanford, FL 32771 Job ID:5461026

Internship - UPRV Marketing in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460993

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Customer Service Product Advisor with SoftRock in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461330

Parking- Part Time, Walt Disney World Walt Disney World Resort Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461028

CNC Press Brake Machinist with Pro Image Solutions in Sanford, FL 32773 Job ID:5461350

Procure to Pay Lead with Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in Orlando, FL 32819 Job ID:5460974

Senior Accountant in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461007

Senior Accountant in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461007

Senior Accountant with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461007

Sr. Email Marketing Representative - B2B/Trade with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461008

Human Resource / Payroll Person with Pro Image Solutions in Sanford, FL 32771 Job ID:5461352

Sr. Email Marketing Representative - B2B/Trade in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461008

Staff Accountant in Vision HR Daytona Beach, FL 32114 Job ID:5461082

Suite Attendant with Nickelodeon Suites Resort in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461276

Internship - UPRV Marketing in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460993

Programmer Analyst - Production Development with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461011

Inventory Coordinator (Wardrobe) with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461006

Programmer Analyst - Production Development in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461011

Inventory Coordinator (Wardrobe) in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461006

Project Coordinator with City of Orlando in Orlando Job ID:5461272

Watercraft- Part Time, Walt Disney World Walt Disney World Resort Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461029

PT Collections Coordinator with Paradysz in Altamonte Springs, FL 32701 Job ID:5461320

Welder MIG with Pro Image Solutions in Sanford, FL 32773 Job ID:5461426

Recreation/Activities Attendant - Parc Soleil with Hilton Grand Vacations in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461361

Workforce Management Analyst with Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in Orlando, FL 32819 Job ID:5460970

IT Helpdesk Technician with FBC Mortgage, LLC in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461397

Join us for Tech Night @ Bullitt with TECH NIGHT in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461083

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Traffic Infraction Enf Officer with City of Orlando in Orlando Job ID:5461273

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Marketing Strategist Xerographic Digital Printing Orlando, FL 32839 Job ID:5461016

Bilingual Sales Agents with Total Marketing Concepts in Sanford, FL 32771 Job ID:5461479

Representative, Business Development - Brazil with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461009

Library Technical Assistant with Full Sail University in Winter Park, FL 32789 Job ID:5460908

Representative, Business Development - Brazil in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461009

Reservation Sales Agent Tampa Walt Disney World Resort Tampa, Florida Job ID:5461099

Customer Service Representative with Clean the World in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5460878 Education Advisor with SoftRock in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461329

Entrance Ops - Ticket Sales Associate with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461012

Entrance Ops - Ticket Sales Associate in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461012

Executive Assistant to CEO with Meadowbrook Golf in Davenport, FL 33896 Job ID:5461348

Experienced Sales Associate with Destination MCO in Orlando, FL 32821 Job ID:5461493

Professional Services Analyst with Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in Orlando, FL 32819 Job ID:5460976

Program Manager, NBCU Product Safety Center (PSC) in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461010

Security Officer 3rd Shift with Caribe Royale Orlando in Orlando Job ID:5461414

Professional Services Engineer with Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in Orlando, FL 32819 Job ID:5460977

Busperson - Parc Soleil Property with Hilton Grand Vacations in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461362

Account Executive with Jackson Healthcare in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461345

Course Director, Graphic Web Design with Full Sail University in Winter Park, FL 32789 Job ID:5460909

Merchandise - Stocker with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460940

Cruise and Vacation Specialist with Royal Bahama Cruise Line in Sanford, FL 32773 Job ID:5460960

Mayor's Administrative Assistant with City of Orlando in Orlando Job ID:5461270

B2B Sales Consultant with TelAffects, LLC in Lake Mary, FL 32746 Job ID:5461480

Kitchen Mechanic with Nickelodeon Suites Resort in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461277

Internship - Destination Universal in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460992

Fire Sprinkler Designer with Pro Image Solutions in Sanford, FL 32773 Job ID:5461425

Implementation Specialist with Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in Orlando, FL 32819 Job ID:5460973

Deli Attendant - Tuscany Property with Hilton Grand Vacations in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461360

Marketing Strategist Xerographic Digital Printing Orlando, FL 32839 Job ID:5461016

Director, Brand Marketing with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461325

Customer Service with Team Staffing Services in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461409

Director, Brand Marketing in Universal Orlando Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461325

Director, Consumer Marketing Outer US/Canada Segment with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461324

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Food & Beverage Quick Service- Part Time Walt Disney World Resort Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461030

Gift Shop Cashier with Caribe Royale Orlando in Orlando Job ID:5460969

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Line Cook - Tuscany Property with Hilton Grand Vacations in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5461359

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Assistant Marketing Manager Timeshare with Marriott Vacations Worldwide in Orlando, FL 32801 Job ID:5461040

Reservations Coordinator with Destination MCO in Orlando, FL 32821 Job ID:5461491

Accounts Payable/Accounting Support with Pro Image Solutions in Sanford, FL 32771 Job ID:5461349

Admissions Lead Management Specialist with Full Sail University in Winter Park, FL 32792 Job ID:5460923

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Associate Programmer AnalystInteractive Production with Universal Orlando in Orlando, Florida Job ID:5460941

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ASE Certified Mechanics with Pro Image Solutions in Orlando, FL 32806 Job ID:5461351

Assistant Director of Housekeeping with Caribe Royale Orlando in Orlando Job ID:5461415

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Hepatitis C?

Take control of your life New FDA approved anti-hepatitis C treatments are currently available in the Central Florida area.

Orlando Immunology Center offers these new treatments that aim to cure Hepatitis C infection.

In addition research study opportunities for Hepatitis C treatments are also available.

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