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Say “hi” to your mother for me Surprised at the location they chose (“Date set for Wahlburgers grand opening party, and yes, Mark will be in attendance,” Jan. 21). Haven’t been in downtown Orlando for a few years but always remember nothing significant being around the Orange Avenue area. I guess the new arena and the Dr. Phillips Center are in the area, but the location they chose seems odd. I just always assumed that they would build one out by Universal or Downtown Disney. Glad that they are catering to us locals, though.

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FSU settles Jameis Winston suit, Florida legislators want to ditch red-light cameras and Lymmo adds new lines

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6 This Modern World

The newest in the Kung Fu Panda franchise is sillier than it is funny

25 Film Listings

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Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Animal advocates frustrated by Orange County’s Animal Services Advisory Board

25 Opening in Orlando

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Movies opening this week: Fifty Shades of Black, The Finest Hours and Jane Got a Gun

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A packed downtown opening at 420 East cements Snap! Orlando’s reputation as pre-eminent art partiers

12 Art imitates art Mad Cow masters the humanity and humor of Yasmina Reza’s award-winning play

15 Live Active Cultures A Place Gallery is Orlando’s latest venue for performance, video, multimedia and other ephemeral art forms

food & drink 17 Rollin’ on the avenue Potential Park Avenue mainstay Umi dishes impressive small plates, sushi and Japanese fusion

17 Tip Jar

26 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

26 Rock of ages Def Leppard tour in support of their newest album, which the band says is their best effort yet

Southern Fried Sunday goes big for its 10th anniversary, plus Jeff Carey brings an electronic blast to a Torche show

calendar 30 Selections

Fuck this place. I had dinner there with an old friend and my server was a trolling dick. I think he spit in my burger. I relieved myself in their side yard. Enjoy oblivion, Oblivion.

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Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

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Word on the street is a lot of management have left and the owners just don’t want to do it anymore. If it were purely leaserelated, they would look for another place, but they’ve openly stated they are not looking to open anywhere else.

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Wahlburgers has a solid opening date, Gargi’s Lakeside might go Mexican, plus more in our weekly food roundup

A tasty lunch shouldn’t cost more than $10

This disheartens me a great deal (“Oblivion Taproom closing at end of January,” Jan. 23). It is a great place with good staff, good atmosphere and even better eats. I hope it pops up somewhere else very soon.

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FSU will pay the student who accused Jameis Winston of sexual assault $950,000

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FSU reaches settlement in Jameis Winston case Florida State University has agreed to pay $950,000 in a federal Title IX lawsuit to settle with a former student who says she was sexually assaulted in 2012 by FSU quarterback Jameis Winston.

In exchange for agreeing to drop the lawsuit, the student will receive $250,000, and her lawyers will get $700,00 in attorney fees, according to a press release from FSU. The Tampa Bay Times reports the payment is “believed to be the largest ever to one plaintiff in a Title IX sexual assault case.”

The student says FSU did not respond to her allegations that Winston, currently the starting quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, raped her. After Winston, who has denied the allegations and maintained the two had consensual sex, was not charged in an FSU disciplinary hearing or a State Attorney’s Office investigation, the student sued.

In the school’s statement, FSU president John Thrasher outlines how the school has improved its response to sexual assaults and says settling with the student helped FSU avoid “millions of dollars in additional litigation expense.”

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apparent that a trial many months from now would have left FSU fighting over the past rather than looking toward its very bright future,” Thrasher says. “We have decided to instead move forward even though we have full faith that the ultimate outcome of a trial would have been consistent with the previous law enforcement investigations and retired Supreme Court Justice Major Harding’s findings in the student conduct hearing. ... We have an obligation to our students, their parents and Florida taxpayers to deal with this case, as we do all litigation, in a financially responsible manner. With all the economic demands we face, at some point it doesn’t make sense to continue even though we are convinced we would have prevailed.”

The student who brought the suit also filed a civil lawsuit against Winston, and she has been countersued by the football player for defamation.

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Legislature to consider bills that would ban red-light cameras A Florida without red-light cameras could become a reality if a pair of bills introduced in the Legislature make progress this session.

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The House Economic Affairs Committee passed HB 4027: Traffic Infraction Detectors, which prohibits local governments from using red-light cameras by repealing the 2010 law that permitted them.

Before the bill goes to full vote, it needs to pass the House Appropriations Committee.

The bill was filed by Rep. Frank Artiles, R-Miami, who opposes red-light cameras because he doesn’t believe they improve public safety. Rather, he says, local governments use them as a source of revenue.

According to a 2014 report from the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles, the state documented an increase in the number of accidents at 276 camera-monitored intersections in the state. The report also showed that at intersections where cameras were installed between January 2012 and September 2014 there was an increase in fatal crashes, incapacitating injuries and crashes involving non-motorists.

Senate Transportation Chairman Jeff Brandes, R-St. Petersburg, submitted a version of the bill in the Senate, but it has not been heard yet. – Caitlyn Ralph

Lymmo adds new free bus lines around downtown Last weekend, Orlando gained two new additions to the current free Lymmo system.

On Sunday, Jan. 24, the fare-free bus service added the new Lime Line, which connects Parramore residents to the Lynx Central Station, SunRail and the downtown core, according to a press release from the city of Orlando.

This launch is limited and includes new stops at the FAMU College of Law, the U.S. District Courthouse and the intersection of Robinson Street and Garland Avenue. When the route is complete in August 2016, two additional stops in the Creative Village will be added.

A new stand-alone North Quarter Loop of the Lymmo Orange Line was also added to the system. The line operates along Magnolia Avenue, Livingston Avenue, Marks Street and Orange Avenue, with transfers to the Lymmo Orange-Downtown Line available at the Orange County Courthouse station. – Deanna Ferrante feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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professional photos of animals at the shelter to increase their odds of adoption, to email Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs asking to be reappointed to the board. Wean and other advocates say that newer members appointed to the board have missed meetings or resigned, and the lack of invested board members have affected its ability to bring change to the shelter, which has been criticized over the years as being inefficient and sometimes reticent to change.

“It is obvious that over the past year this board has completely fallen apart, and I feel that this disintegration has been encouraged and facilitated by management, if not actively at least tacitly,” Wean writes. “Accordingly I respectfully suggest that the mayor and the commission seriously consider disbanding the board if it has no meaningful role to play.”

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Animal advocates frustrated by Orange County’s Animal Services Advisory Board

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s Zumba music blared outside the small meeting room at the Barnett Park recreation center, animal advocates waited inside on folding chairs last Tuesday to let the Orange County Animal Services Advisory Board know what they thought about Speck.

Speck, a friendly beige dog with caramel splotches on her face, was euthanized on Jan. 13. She was found by OCAS officials found earlier this month injured and next to a dead raccoon. Because raccoons are at risk for carrying rabies, Speck should have gone straight to quarantine when she came in, but because of a miscommunication between employees, she came into contact with several volunteers, potentially exposing them to a deadly virus.

On Jan. 19, OCAS officials said Speck’s remains tested negative for rabies, but some shelter volunteers were still upset Tuesday night because a rescue group and foster had volunteered to take Speck in.

County officials say the group hesitated when they found out Speck needed to be quarantined, so OCAS decided to euthanize her.

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“The way this was handled was disrespectful to every single volunteer that gives their time,” Cris Ferreira Reed, a volunteer at the OCAS shelter, told the board.

“We have to deal with the already emotional undertaking of being there knowing maybe the dog or cat you’re dealing with is going to get euthanized no matter what. … This felt like somebody wanted to cover their asses and say we took care of it, the dog’s dead, like it was a clerical error. But we cared about her. … I always think the county is trying to do the right thing, but the way it was handled was not the right way.”

Speck’s situation, however, was news to the five advisory board members who attended Tuesday’s meeting, chairwoman Sue Carpenter says. They learned the details about the euthanized canine as members of the public stood up to speak at the meeting and were answered by OCAS staff.

That led Paul Wean, a former chairman of the Animal Services Advisory Board and founder of Pawsitive Shelter Photography, an organization that takes

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very third Tuesday of the month, the Animal Services Advisory Board meets at Barnett Park, but according to public records obtained from Orange County, there has not been a single meeting in the past year at which all seven members of the board have been present.

The board is one of 55 boards, commissions and authorities that the Orange County Board of Commissioners appoint to help advise county agencies. Made up of four at-large representatives, one attorney, one Orange County Sheriff’s Office representative and one veterinarian, the Animal Services Advisory Board is supposed to “assist and advise” commissioners on how to carry out an effective and comprehensive animal-sheltering program.

From December 2014 to July 2015, atlarge representative Erin Koski missed three meetings in a row, attended two and then missed another three meetings in a row. According to the board’s rules, members who miss three meetings in a row, or 25 percent of the scheduled meetings in a year, are considered to have resigned.

Dennis Hassard was appointed as an at-large representative in May after Wean, Karina Pastrana and Deborah Turner termed out, but Hassard never attended a meeting. He missed five meetings before he was replaced. John Wight, the veterinarian on the board, says he missed three meetings in a row from July to September because his work conflicted with the meetings. Koski and Hassard did not immediately respond for a comment.

In October, about a dozen residents and animal advocates showed up to the board’s monthly meeting, but there were not enough members present to reach a quorum, so it was cancelled. The board

held a successful meeting in November with all members present (although there was one vacant position on the board), but the December meeting was canceled after Carpenter, who usually has stellar attendance, could not make it because of eye surgery.

Carpenter says she learned from OCAS staff at the meeting last Tuesday that Elizabeth Bertrand, the attorney appointed to the board after Wean left, had just resigned. Carpenter has been the only board member to remain during the past year’s heavy turnover. Currently the attorney and the veterinarian spots are open.

Sometimes the meetings would get contentious, Carpenter says, most recently this past summer, when about 50 Orange County residents packed the small room and voiced their angry concerns about eight dogs left at the Winter Garden home of two men arrested for animal cruelty. Things have gotten better since November, after Carpenter asked that board members be allowed to respond to public comments.

“We were previously told we were not supposed to respond,” she says. “If I just stood there listening and walked away, that was the problem.”

Wean now serves on the Planning and Zoning Commission, and he says he gets the commission’s agenda for review a week in advance, whereas on the Animal Services board, he remembers getting it the day before, which he says can make it difficult for a board to be productive.

“OCAS has to take in every animal presented, regardless of how they’ve been raised or treated, and that’s not an easy situation, I won’t minimize that,” Wean says. “By and large, staff does an incredibly hard job, but that shouldn’t prevent anyone from trying to do better. I did not see the encouragement to help the board come up with ways to improve the system.”

Dil Luther, manager at OCAS, could not accommodate an interview about the board, according to county spokeswoman Carrie Proudfit, but Luther did provide a statement.

“The current Orange County Animal Services Advisory Board has been very open minded, receptive and eager to work in partnership with the Animal Services Department here in Orange County,” he says. “Its members represent valuable areas of expertise, as well as reflect the Orange County community – which is the intended purpose and design of the board.”

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shelter visitors increased by 22 percent in 2015. Adoptions were up by 20 percent to 8,082 pets, and the number of animals euthanized decreased by 34 percent to 5,157 from 2014 to 2015.

During her tenure on the board, Karina Pastrana, co-owner of Happy Paws Pet Resort in East Orlando, says board members made changes through “blood, sweat and tears.” The board discussed extending shelter hours, euthanasia rates, licensing breeders, getting rid of puppy stores, creating a program that would help offset the medical costs of treating heartworm-positive dogs and installing air conditioning at the shelter, which currently has none.

A 2014 ventilation system study of the shelter, conducted in 2014, was finally presented to the board at its last meeting.

Pastrana doesn’t know how many board members are shelter volunteers, but she says being one is essential to understanding OCAS. “When you volunteer, you get to understand the process fully, everything from the adoption application to the cleaning process,” she says. “You can’t make a recommendation if you don’t know what’s there. How can you provide a voice for the animals if you don’t even know physically where they are?”

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or shelter volunteers Cris Ferreira Reed and Maria Bolton-Joubert, being an advocate for the cats and dogs in Orange County’s shelter is timeconsuming, but rewarding. They say that several animal advocates applied to be on the Animal Services Advisory Board in the past year as position after position opened up, but none were selected.

(Disclosure: Erin Sullivan, the editor of Orlando Weekly, is a former volunteer for OCAS and once applied to be a member of the Animal Services Advisory Board.)

Dennis Hassard, the board member who was appointed this year but never attended a meeting, applied for the board at the end of 2014, according to Orange County public records. In the same application, he also applied for the Code Enforcement Board and the Planning and Zoning Commission. Nowhere in his application does he list a particular interest in animals. Similarly, Erin Koski, Frayda Morris and Elizabeth Bertrand applied for multiple boards at the same time, and nowhere in their application did they list experience with animals or an interest in them.

Only board member William F. Gouveia, who was appointed this year, said he was a longtime horseman and certified equine appraiser.

Out of the 23 applications considered for open positions on the board, about half

of the people who applied listed that they were advocates, had worked with rescues, volunteered at the shelter, had pets or were at least interested in animal welfare.

None of them were chosen.

According to Proudfit, all of the applications were processed through another county board, the Membership and Mission Review Board. When you apply for a board, she says, your application stays open for two years and an MMRB liaison will review your application if a position opens up.

“The liaison serves a critical role,” she says. “If there are any concerns, issues with any members of the board, the liaison would address them. Both our agenda development team and the liaison are provided with the attendance and minutes of meetings.”

Yog Melwani is the MMRB liaison for the Animal Services Advisory Board, and he recommends people to the Orange County commissioners for appointment.

Despite multiple phone calls and emails, Melwani did not respond to a request for comment on how he chooses people for the board.

Christine Cavagnaro Loria says she applied, and she listed her passion for animals. In a December letter to commissioners, she wrote that she’s frustrated by months of inaction from the board.

“If we are really going to be able to be a positive voice for the animals at OCAS and be able to make good necessary changes to save as many lives as possible, this board must be professional, eager, hardworking, trendsetting animal lovers that are present for the community,” she wrote. “Members of the community are here and trying to help make change, but it is an uphill battle until we have an effective and present OCAS Advisory Board.”

Cheri Wells, founder of the specialneeds dog rescue Lovey Loaves, works constantly with the county, but says OCAS is not open for suggestions.

“I pull dogs not getting the appropriate care they deserve, and sometimes they’re released to me soaked in their own urine and fecal matter,” she says. “I went to the board and asked them to help me, and I was accused of attacking OCAS. I went back to Dil later and told him I wasn’t attacking him, I was asking for his help.”

Board member Sue Carpenter, though, is hopeful. She says she disagrees with Wean that the board should be disbanded.

“I think we’re finally getting accomplishments made,” she says. “The public is trying to work with us and making suggestions. I feel we’re in a better place now.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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A packed downtown opening at 420 East cements Snap!

Orlando’s reputation as pre-eminent art partiers

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aybe last Thursday night’s brisk, dry weather sent a higher voltage through Orlando’s art crowd, I don’t know. Maybe it was the moon.

But Snap! Downtown’s opening night possessed a coolly electric creative tension not felt at most local art openings. Suddenly everyone was an art expert, or at least an art lover, and they all showed up at 420 E. Church St. to witness Snap! Orlando’s sixth birthday party and the unveiling of their new gallery spaces. The evening had the celebratory feel of a victory party, as if we finally got what we’ve long deserved: an art scene of larger proportions.

Patrick and Holly Kahn, impresarios of Snap! Orlando’s growing art happenings, established a reputation with annual public photography events and the Snap! Space

gallery in the old Cameo Theater on Colonial Drive. In 2015, they spied a good place to grow Snap’s presence in Thornton Park, at the 420 East Apartments building.

“We think this is a good place to capture the essence of Orlando’s boom,” Patrick Kahn says. The sidewalk takes one past three galleries and into a corner glass vestibule. The corner gallery anchors the quiet, leafy intersection of Church Street and Lake Avenue, carving out an elegant, tall space.

Inside the gallery, a warm wood backdrop glows, beckoning one further in. Blocky syncopated teal and white slabs adorn the building’s exterior, but the real street action is inside the gallery. Walls festooned by our own Chris Robb and Earl Funk, as well as German artist Mark Gmehling, create a trio of different looks in the three spaces dedicated to Snap! Downtown.

Kahn’s chosen artists for his inaugural event captured the essence of the scene. On opening night, Gmehling’s Nu Werks, 3-D renderings of gorgeous, glossy characters, beautifully spoofed the con-

noisseurs crowding the gallery, while Rebecca Rose’s outrageous silver and bronze Sculpturings sparkled in glass domes under their gaze. Guests jostled between DJs, bars and other people down the narrow hall connecting the three art spaces; the compression raised the anticipation to see the next gallery. Once they squeezed through to the second gallery (OG2), Chris Robb’s vibrant, transparent abstracts exploded in Continuum, a pressure relief zone; further up, OG1 was dedicated to Earl Funk’s Seasons Change, gorgeously aerosoled onto faux-brick wallpaper and aimed at an edgier crowd.

Up on the pool deck, about six floors above the street, the party continued.

Artists and art lovers formed into knots around the pool plaza – the familiar knots that dominate most openings around town. Between the cliques flowed huge rafts of people, unraveling some knots as new faces arrived. It was interesting to watch people come out onto the monumentally scaled pool deck surrounded by orlandoweekly.com

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six stories of apartment balconies: raised eyebrows of astonishment, as if to say “We have this kind of thing here?” Not South Beach, but here in our own town.

Music spun by DJ Nigel John’s sure hand and a Gmehling wall projection lent a bit of theater to the evening. Many felt a euphoric buzz that didn’t come from the street address (420, get it?) – instead, it came from the feeling that we’ve entered a new era in Orlando, an era when we make our own scene, rather than going to Miami, New York or L.A. for a hit of urbanity.

Time will tell if this newfound sophistication latches on in our own City Beautiful.

The Kahns make it seem so simple and natural for us to enjoy ourselves among artists and art, and Orlandoans seem ready to claim an upscale, larger-thanlife social experience revolving around fine art. Art matters, making us all a little richer, a little sexier and a little more interesting, even if just for the evening. arts@orlandoweekly.com

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Art imitates art Mad Cow masters the humanity and humor of Yasmina Reza’s award-winning play By c a me R o n me i e R ART through Feb. 21 | mad cow theatre, 54 W. church st. | 407-297-8788 | madcowtheatre.com | $18-$38

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erge and Marc have been friends for 15 years. If anything were to come between them, it should be a politics, or religion, or a woman. Instead, it’s a painting.

After Serge splurges on an obscenely overpriced work of art consisting of a plain white canvas (that might contain off-white lines), he seeks Marc’s approval. But Marc angrily rejects it as “white shit.” Stepping in as peacemaker is their friend Yvan. Though he, too, sees little value in the pretentious painting, he timidly feigns interest to appease Serge.

This is the setup for Yasmina Reza’s award-winning play about friendship and the painfully personal feelings that artistic differences can conjure. And because of its simple story, spare design and minimalist structure (80 minutes with no intermission), the play becomes a meta-theatrical commentary on the value of ultra-minimalism by itself becoming minimalistic. By doing so, it suggests that simplicity can often harbor complex humanity. In this instance, that humanity is hidden behind an alternatingly hilarious and emotionally powerful dramedy.

The play premiered in Paris in 1994, and the English translation by Christopher Hampton opened in London in 1996, with Albert Finney as Marc. A Broadway run followed in 1998 with Alan Alda and Alfred Molina. I had the privilege of seeing it in London in 2001, with George Segal, Paul Freeman and Richard Griffiths.

Understandably, Mad Cow’s production suffers in comparison to that version, but

it still crackles with comedy and pathos thanks to director Mark Edward Smith, whose only significant mistake is a missed moment of hilarity involving Serge’s amusing offer of olives (sans olive branch) to a hungry Yvan.

All three actors are Mad Cow veterans, and though their individual performances aren’t always stellar, their chemistry is convincing. In the role of neurotic Yvan, Tommy Keesling steals scenes with his high-energy, rapid-fire delivery. And he nails the play’s most famous monologue, a brilliant rant about the perils of marriage, delivered at the speed of His Girl Friday.

Thom Mesrobian, as Serge, might not shine as brightly, but he brings a steadiness and believability. Lastly, Jay T. Becker, returning to Mad Cow for the first time in several years as Marc, is the most charismatic and dramatically sure of the performers, though his line delivery on opening night was a tad choppy.

William Elliott’s simple set complements the story and allows the infamous painting to be the focus of many scenes. And his placement of the furniture in a black circle positions the characters – and their bitter attacks on one another – in a visual and thematic bull’s-eye. In addition, his stark but clean color palette of blacks, whites and grays suit the script almost as successfully as Jerry Klein’s on-point lighting. It’s just a shame that transitions from one apartment to the next couldn’t have been a bit more convincing and less clunky.

“Life imitates art far more than art imitates life,” Oscar Wilde wrote. But – if only at Mad Cow – Art imitates both art and life, with hilarious and thought-provoking results.

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A Place Gallery is Orlando’s latest venue for performance, video, multimedia and other ephemeral art forms

PAUL FINCH, “AFTER VANESSA BEECROFT”; PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY

It’s churlish to kvetch about

temperatures in the 40s when the Northeast is being snowed under, but our recent run of chilly weather was the closest thing to winter Orlando has felt in a while. And what better way to ward off the “Florida Cold” than at an art opening? Snap’s new gallery at 420 E. Church St. was certainly the hottest place in town last Friday night (see our cover story, page 11), but thanks to Time Waste Management, it wasn’t the only place to warm up with piping-fresh art last weekend.

The arts collective (whose founders include Cody Zeigler, Tara Atefi and Jeff Gross) established A Place Gallery last August in a few upstairs rooms at the corner of Mills and 50. Though they quickly attracted attention for their early exhibits, including a nod in our 2015 visual arts yearend review (Dec. 16, 2015), I hadn’t visited this block since the second floor next door was occupied by the Space, a similar experimental venue. Last Thursday and Saturday nights saw opening receptions for

Keep Me in Your Prayers/Fears, their latest interdisciplinary exhibit incorporating two-dimensional, three-dimensional and four-dimensional designs.

As soon as I entered the intimate whitewalled warren at the top of the steep stairs, I had to suppress an urge to sweep, having spotted what seemed to be shards of glass and splintered frames on the floor.

Only a blue demarcation line around David Matteson’s “Grave Digger” installation gave away that the debris was not only purposeful, but the piece’s point. Likewise, Matteson’s live performance piece – in which he endlessly cycled through yoga poses while wearing an ex-animal – is only aesthetically illuminated after reading his irony-laced title: “My Grandmother Died and All I Received Was This Fur Coat.”

On the other side of the wall, Paul Finch was enacting “After Vanessa Beecroft,” the evening’s other live performance, by standing silently in pantyhose, heels and a wig next to a video of himself doing the same; the title name-checks the controversial Italian artist who posed similarly attired women en masse. Endam Nihan’s “#thinkfuzzy” propaganda posters advertising armpit hair overlooked both performances, with Dylan DeRose’s slowly decaying pile of oranges (“Preservation”) and Lam Hoi Sin’s beverage-bottle flower

vase (“4eva”) in between them.

Luckily for me, artist and show curator Vanessa Barros Andrade was on hand during my visit; armed with a mug of organic brew from the Vita Luna coffee and tea bar, she assisted me in finding the common thread connecting this eccentric collection.

“The whole unifying idea was ‘impermanence,’” Andrade explained. “I asked all of the artists to make a piece with that idea in mind, but I didn’t give them anything else besides the word ‘impermanence,’ so it was their practice in relation to that word. So there are a lot of elements of beauty, and things that are seemingly vain. Basically, all of the things people do to keep things lasting forever.”

For example, Betsy Johnson – who was named Best Local Visual Artist in our 2015 Best of Orlando awards – videotaped herself gluing waxy yellow strips on her face; their exact composition was a blessed mystery until Andrade revealed that it was the artist’s own skin. “It’s a little graphic,” she admitted with a smile. “She has this anxious tic where she peels her skin. The title is ‘Graft (Male Pattern)’; we were hoping the word ‘graft’ would give a hint.”

That uncomfortable intersection of creativity and compulsion carries through Andrade’s own work, “Reality of a Digital Desire,” which repetitively depicts one cute cartoon character slitting another’s throat. “All of my works, I feel, are about the same thing: being obsessed with the digital image, memes, things that are found on the Internet and don’t exist in real life,” Andrade said. “I’m trying to pull it from that and put it on this newsprint, so it’s like organic material. The whole thing is that I’m obsessed with the image, and I’ve had it printed 40-plus times now. … The pink image was done in gel pen in the style of anime. They’re all original drawings, and I just printed over my drawings. I call them my ‘bad anime,’ so it’s poorly drawn, and [also] ‘bad’ as in morally wrong. It’s this funny, very violent image.”

While my responses to the individual works varied widely, what impressed me about Keep Me in Your Prayers/Fears was the way it integrated performance art, traditional visual art and multimedia into a single show, a combination that is unfortunately uncommon in downtown galleries.

Bringing that fusion into our city more frequently is one of TWMT’s goals, according to Andrade: “You know, you have to have things that sell to pay rent … but we want more video, more performance art, things that aren’t sellable. We want people to see that, because when you go to Miami it’s there everywhere. We want to bring it to Orlando somehow.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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by Faiyaz Kara

We reported back in August that Barcelona Restaurant & Wine Bar would be moving into the Marketplace at Dr. Phillips. But co-founder Andy Pforzheimer told me that he’s planning to open sister resto Bartaco in the space next to Christini’s instead. Bartaco is a taqueria inspired by beach culture in Punta del Este, Uruguay, and Buzios, Brazil. Look for it later this summer. oPenInGS Canvas Restaurant and Market has opened in Lake Nona’s Laureate Park … Nova in Ivanhoe Village will launch its soft opening this weekend (the patio, BTW, looks great) … Speaking of Ivanhoe Village, Gargi’s Lakeside in Gaston Edwards Park may become a Mexican restaurant, Mesa21, by fall 2016 … Speaking of Mexican restaurants, Verde Cantina, touting “Mexican soul food,” will move into the former Tijuana Flats space in Thornton Park … Whole Foods Market in Altamonte Springs is now open for business … Wahlburgers’ grand opening bash is set for Feb. 18 with Paul, Donnie, and Marky Mark in attendance; the restaurant opens Feb. 9 to the public.

rollin’ on the avenue Potential Park Avenue mainstay dishes impressive small plates, sushi and Japanese fusion

By FAiyAz KARA UMI 525 S. Park Ave., Winter Park | 407-960-3993 | umiwinterpark.com | $$

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ince Park Avenue mainstay Shiki Sushi vacated the space at 525 S. Park Avenue a decade or so ago after nearly 20 years in business, it gave way to a revolving door of sushi joints trying to fill the void with varying degrees of failure.

Umi, the latest occupant, and one touting “Japanese fusion,” had enough self-generated marketing buzz to make you believe it was the Sushi Savior of Park Avenue.

But stepping into this prospective pescatorial promised land didn’t exactly have us shouting its praises from the rooftops; not immediately, anyway. (That came later.)

The space is bisected – bar on one side, main dining area on the other – and simply, and understatedly, adorned. A paneled screen from the Edo period is a distinguishing feature in the dining area, but so are the servers, many of whom appeared determined to please, even edify, guests.

We listened intently while receiving a requisite lesson on the makeup of menu items that struck our server’s fancy. A whirr of descriptive English and Japanese ultimately manifested itself in dishes that

impressed in both presentation and palatability. A sunomono salad ($9) had more than just cucumbers. Much more. White fish, octopus, shrimp and crab all went into the superbly clean, citrusy and reasonably priced dish.

Near-translucent slices of snapper ($12) cured in sake, kelp and salt were magnificent, even with a messy crown of microgreens, shiso and fried scallion. Our digits ensured the vinaigrette of truffle and ume (Japanese apricot) didn’t go to waste, unlike panko-crusted kimchi croquettes ($7). Though hearty and perfectly fried, these microgreened pan-Asian arancini stuffed with rice and bacon were the least arresting of the dishes we sampled. But our eyes widened when a whole robata-grilled squid ($11) brushed with yuzu butter made its appearance. Shortly thereafter, our stomachs duly took notice. A spicy yuzu kosho dip couldn’t have made a more perfect complement to the grilled squid.

Another robata standout: plush, skewered rib-eye ($9).

Even with another coif of ubiquitous microgreens, it was hard saying no to two sizable squares of chutoro ($15) sitting in a subtly sweet shiso sauce. It’s easily a special I’d order again (and again). Of the nearly 20

signature rolls, the namesake “Umi” ($14) was a crunchy, riceless wonder of rolled cucumber enveloping tuna, salmon, daikon and yamagobo (pickled carrot).

It was nice to see that desserts, all made in-house, weren’t an afterthought. The mille-feuille ($6) was presented in deconstructed format with separate, but equally rich, puff pastry sticks and chocolate custard. Being a self-avowed Napoleon fanatic, I wholly endorse this unorthodox take.

Panna cotta ($6) essenced with matcha, then topped with chocolate cookie and pine nut crumbles, was a valiant attempt at a fusion dessert, just not my (pardon the pun) cup of tea. A good variety of sake, be it junmai, junmai ginjo or junmai daiginjo, is offered, as well as nigori and soju-based cocktails. A focused (and interesting) wine list and a decent selection of Japanese beers pretty much guarantee imbibers will leave content.

And content is how we left, knowing that, at long last, a sushi mainstay was in the making on the Avenue.

newS/eVenTS There’s a new reason to go to Park Plaza Gardens: Bram Fowler (Journeys) is now the executive chef and is giving the menu a much-needed revamp … Marlow’s Tavern in Waterford Lakes is now serving Sunday brunch from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. … The seventh annual Orlando Chili Cook-off goes from noon to 6 p.m.

Saturday, Feb. 6, at Orlando Festival Park.

Cost is $15 … Chef Bob Aungst prepares a four-course gluten-free menu Friday, Feb. 26, at the Bistro on Park Avenue …

The Downtown Food & Wine Festival, now in its eighth year, is Feb. 27-28 at Lake Eola Park. Advance tickets are $15 … Norman Van Aken will cook alongside other James Beard Award-winning and Michelin-starred chefs at the All-Star Chef Classic in Los Angeles March 9-12 … The Five Chefs, Five Courses, Five Charities event takes place March 13 at the Alfond Inn with Fabrizio Schenardi, Henry Salgado, Kathleen Blake, Kevin Fonzo and Marc Kusche taking part.

Cost is $150 … Cress Restaurant’s Hari Pulapaka will cook at the Beard House in New York City on April 4. The theme?

“Global Table, Sunshine State.”

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GYRO SANDWICH WE ALSO HAVE A WIDE VARIETY OF VEGETARIAN SELECTIONS AND AUTHENTIC MEDITERRANEAN BEER AND WINE

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a tasty lunch shouldn’t cost more than $10, so here’s our latest roundup of suggestions for cheap eats. Got one for us? Send nom-nominations to jyoung@orlandoweekly.com. avenue Gastrobar 13 S. Orange Ave., 407-839-5039, avenuegastrobar.com A swanky spot in the CBD, versatile Avenue Gastrobar serves lunches and brunches as effortlessly as beer and cocktails. Indulge with the Avenue quesadilla, a melty concoction of chorizo, chicken, roasted red peppers, cheddar, caramelized onions and barbecue sauce, $8.50.

Handy Pantry 522 E. Amelia St., 407-423-8954 The beloved Lake Eola convenience store also serves sandwiches named after nearby streets. We like the Highland, which is basically a chicken club, though the American cheese takes the country-club shine off. It’s $7.49 with a pickle spear, a cookie and a bag of chips.

krungThep Tea Time 1051 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-7333561, facebook.com/krungthepteatime Thai classics in sandwich form? Yes, please.

Their version of gra-prow (basil chicken) takes surprisingly well to being pressed on pumpernickel: chicken, red pepper, onion, mozzarella and basil mayo, $8.

Mediterranean deli 981 W. Fairbanks Ave., 407-539-2650 As evidenced by multiple Best of Orlando wins, Med Deli is Orlando’s most popular affordable Middle Eastern. The gyro combo sandwich plus salad (we crave their tabbouleh) is $7.48.

neighborhood eatery 231 N. Magnolia Ave., 407-648-1050, orl-eats.com As you’d expect from a downtown lunch joint (open 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.), Neighborhood serves the basic range of sandwiches – but it’s the Korean section of the menu that catches our fancy. The bulgogi plate is satisfying at $8.99; the Insanity Fries, $4.99, live up to their name topped with onions, cheese, peppers, ranch dressing and a fried egg.

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Pho 88 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488; also 9728 E. Colonial Drive, 407-930-7670, pho88orlando.com There’s nothing more warming, filling or comforting than a big bowl of beef pho, and they start at $8.50 at Pho 88.

Pizzeria del-dio 3210 E. Colonial Drive, 407-898-1115, pizzeriadel-dio.com A perennial Orlando fave that’s usually only thought of when the desire strikes for a delivered pie. But their lunch special, a 6-inch sub with fries and a drink, is a steal at $7.95 (try the classic hot pepper-and-egg).

Q’kenan 8117 Vineland Ave., 407-238-0014 Why not desayunos (breakfast) for lunch?

It’s served down in tourist town at this tasty Venezuelan hole-in-the-wall until 2 p.m., and the Andino (tomato-onion-egg scramble, black beans, cheese and an arepa) sets you back only $7.50.

The Sanctum Café 715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346, thesanctumcafe.com Orlando’s latest vegan venture is a surprise hit, with lines out the door for brunch and weekend dinner, but lunch is still an easy get.

Organic vegan goodness doesn’t come cheap, but the Karma Bowl (brown rice or quinoa with chef’s daily selection of bean or protein, roasted and fresh veggies, and your choice of sauce) is just $8.

Tasty wok 1246 E. Colonial Drive, 407-896-8988 The rows of shiny-skinned hanging ducks may make you want to splurge, but stick to the rice platters to keep costs under control. The “barbecued pig with crispy skin” platter comes with steamed white rice and Chinese broccoli for $7.75 – plenty of calories for relatively few dollars.

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Kokino Trendy tapas joint hopes to draw a late-night Dr. Phillips crowd to its stylish confines. The fare won’t necessarily wow, but the oysters in the seafood canoe were remarkably fresh. Small plates like lamb pops rolled in sofrito and plantains please, as does grilled asparagus topped with bresaola, smoked peanuts, grana padano and a poached egg. Be wary of greasy ribeye plancha, though a lavender olive oil cake makes a delightfully light ending.

Dinner only, plus Sunday brunch. 7705 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-9199; $$$

North Quarter Tavern This sister restaurant to Citrus brings a relaxed attitude, good service and a foodfocused ethic to downtown’s North Quarter district. Chef Matt Wall is all about tickertesting comfort fare – sampling his poutine with duck gravy or crackling fried chicken may conjure images of Barney Clark. An in-house charcuterie program has yielded some promising results. More dessert options are needed, though. Brunch is offered Sundays. 861 N. Orange Ave., 407-757-0930; $$

Seito Sushi Baldwin Park sushi joint appears refreshed and revitalized, and their dishes ever more Japanese. A weekend-only izakaya menu is worth a look. Ramen (try the shoyu) really impresses, as does the moriawase (chef’s selection) of sashimi. A roll fashioned from lobster, American wagyu and truffle aioli will cater to the bon vivant in you. A requisite selection of craft cocktails and a decent selection of sake, wine and beer keep guests slaked. 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801; $$$

Slate It’s a “see and be seen” kind of place, but chef Dominic Rice serves up seasonal dishes that, for the most part, are competently executed. Oak-fired pizzas are worth a look, as is the gnocchi with short rib Bolognese. A heavy-handed spice rub marred delicate tilefish, but succulent flatiron steak served with crisp green beans, marble potatoes and smoked butter was nice, and sticky toffee pudding makes CONTINUED ON PaGe 22

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for a saucy ending. 8323 Sand Lake Road, 407-500-7528; $$$

Bavaro’s Pizza Napoletana & Pastaria Not your average pizza and pasta joint, this Winter Springs hotspot draws them in for Neapolitan-style pies and house-made, hand-cut tagliatelle and ravioli. The star is the Neapolitan-made brick oven, which churns out perfectly blistered pizzas, be it your basic margherita or the weighted and eggy carciofi con uovo. A stellar Bolognese sauce highlights the tagliatelle; to end without sampling either the cannoli or tiramisu would be a mistake. 1468 Tuskawilla Road, Winter Springs, 321-422-3600; $$$

Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine UCF-area jerk joint isn’t in the tidiest of strip malls, but the Jamaican fare is neato.

Yes, the jerk chicken is top-notch, but the supremely tender oxtail stew is what regulars come back for. Plush cuts of goat in a heady curry are perfectly gratifying, as is traditional ackee and saltfish. Servers are friendly, but don’t expect to be wowed by the decor. 10034 University Blvd., 407-699-8800; $

Korea House The Colonial Drive outpost of Korea House is just as meat-centric as its Longwood counterpart. All-you-can-eat Korean barbecue is the clear choice for most patrons – given the quality of meat and the relatively low AYCE price, it’s easy to see why. Not up for barbecue? Stir-fries and soups, like mandu-guk with dumplings and rice cake in beef broth, will make happy fun dance in your tummy. 4501 Colonial Drive, 407-896-5994; $$

Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar Don’t let the casual decor fool you – there’s some worthy NOLA-inspired fare to be had here. The deep experience of the chefs clearly shows in plates of fried chicken, baked oysters and roasted duck hash.

Do yourself a favor and order a side of stellar charred okra, then reward yourself with superlative endings of banana bread pudding and praline cheesecake. 743 N. Magnolia Ave., 407-270-4740; $$

El Patron Mexican Restaurant & Cantina Tourist sector Tex-Mex joint ups the ante somewhat with dishes bordering on gourmet. Must-order: mussels in a heavenly chorizo broth, though you won’t go wrong sampling the tacos (give duck al pastor a try). The plate of chile rellenos could feed a family. To end, housemade coconut tres leches will please. Open daily. 12167 S. Apopka Vineland Road, 407-238-5300; $$$ n

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kids’ stuff The newest panda in the Kung Fu franchise is sillier than it is funny

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t’s amazing, but not altogether surprising, that after two movies Po is still a disaster of a panda bear. He’s become a kung fu master and saved his village from dastardly villains more than once, yet he’s still an unorthodox klutzy man-child who seems to destroy everything in his path.

Perhaps expecting personal growth from an animated character is too much, but it’s a bit lazy to begin Kung Fu Panda 3 with a Po afflicted with the same flaws he had in the first two films. Jack Black voices Po, and Black’s lovable-buffoon screen persona has treated him well through the years. But with Po, it’s as if there’s a rule that he has to start every movie inept in some way, only to overcome the ineptitude by accident in the course of saving the day. In this instance, Po has no idea how to take over training duties when Master Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) decides to retire. Enter cohorts Monkey (Jackie Chan), Crane (David Cross), Mantis (Seth Rogen), Tigress (Angelina Jolie) and Viper (Lucy Liu), who try to help, but of course there are bigger issues at hand.

A supernatural villain named Kai (J.K. Simmons) is a bull trapped in the spirit world. He seeks “chi,” an apparently bottleable energy that flows through all living things. You know, like the Force. Kai succeeds in taking Master Oogway’s (Randall Duk Kim) chi, and with it he ventures to

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the mortal world to seek out the chi of other kung fu masters. A collision course with Po is obvious, but not until after Po finds his own chi, which comes from his long-lost father (Bryan Cranston) and scores of other pandas Po didn’t know existed.

The 3-D is fine but not necessary, as the action moves quickly and isn’t always accentuated by the third dimension. However, Hans Zimmer’s musical score is catchy, and directors Alessandro Carloni and Jennifer Yuh Nelson find cuteness in new places this time, particularly Po’s equally childish father and the other pandas they encounter.

Cranston, Simmons and Kate Hudson as a female panda hold their own as newcomers amongst the considerable ensemble; looking at the cast, it’d be great to see these actors together in a live-action film rather than an animated movie in which their skills are restrained by the cartoonishness of their characters.

To the filmmakers’ credit, the story is a natural extension of the franchise’s universe, which temporarily obscures the fact that Kung Fu Panda 3 is a clear cash grab for DreamWorks Animation after the first two films earned a combined $380 million at the domestic box office. And like its predecessors, it’s sillier than it is funny, which makes sense given its pre-teen target demo.

So as expected, there’s not much here for adults. But will those pre-teens like it? The screening I attended was full of youngsters, and the only sound I heard from them was consistent laughter, not chatter. Sounded like an endorsement to me. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Anomalisa Stop-motion animated dramedy from the maker of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich and Adaptation.

Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

The Best of Rifftrax Live: The Room Originally riffed in May 2015, this instant classic features the guys hurling their wisecracking humor at perhaps the most baffling and hilarious independent film ever produced. Thursday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Blood Into Wine: The Arizona Stronghold A documentary about Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan’s involvement with an Arizona winery. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; contact for price; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.

Camp Movie Night: From Justin to Kelly People from the first season of American Idol are forced to interact awkwardly around a pool. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grease Live Watch Party Watch the live broadcast of Grease on the Abbey’s giant screen. Sunday, 6:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Ave.; free; 407-704-6261.

Lazer Team Residents of Earth receive a coded message from outer space telling them that they are not alone and the galaxy is a dangerous place. Friday; AMC Disney Springs 24, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $5.85-$11.71; 407-2984488; lazerteamthemovie.com.

Marathon Mondays: Will Ferrell Masterpieces Screenings of Anchorman, Talladega Nights and Step Brothers with raffles and drink specials. Monday, 5 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Science on Screen: The Land Before Time The senior curator of education from the Museum of Arts & Sciences Daytona Beach gives a presentation about prehistoric life before a screening of the 1988 animated film about talking dinosaurs. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

50 Shades of Black

The Finest Hours

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Opening This week Fifty Shades of Black The parody film is a noble and often beneficial genre.

From Support Your Local Sheriff to Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story to What We Do in the Shadows, there’s something almost heroic about spending an entire movie eviscerating another movie or group of movies. And there’s no market quite as rife for a lampoon as the subculture of suburban slap and tickle that grew up around the patently ridiculous Fifty Shades of Grey. Even better, Hollywood’s sarcastic answer flick cross-pollinates the dungeonbound dunder-headedness of Christian Grey with the overheated boinking of African-American erotic thrillers, which should make for double the ... oh shit, they gave it to a Wayans. Never mind. (R) The Finest Hours Boy, Hollywood cannot figure out what to do with director Craig Gillespie. After helming the acclaimed Lars and the Real Girl, he’s been bounced around between everything from the Fright Night remake to that Jon Hamm baseball picture Million Dollar Arm. Now Disney sets him loose on

a true-life disaster epic, one that concerns a daring 1952 rescue mission to save the crew of an oil tanker split in half by a cataclysmic nor’easter. Oh, and Ben Foster and Chris Pine are in it, speaking of chess pieces Tinseltown can’t figure out how to play. The smart money says this thing couldn’t be saved if the Mighty Thor showed up in the climax to battle CGI whales. (PG-13) Jane Got a Gun Hey, I’m always in the mood to find out what happened to Aerosmith heroines of 25 years ago. Unfortunately, Jane Got a Gun is Tyler-centric in name only – an Old West period piece in which homesteader Natalie Portman is threatened by the outlaw gang that offed her husband.

Careful, boys! The title is a dead giveaway that Jane is packing heat, which makes this just another Natalie Portman movie in which the bullets fly the wrong way. The production notes reveal that Israel stood in for the Old West.

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Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

Digital Torque brings in a real drum & bass legend, Ipswich, U.K.’s Digital, a progenitor of the genre whose singles on the Metalheadz and Phantom Audio labels still get plenty of play.

10 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 27, at Sandwich Bar, $10

Natural Child The Nashville rockers may have a bit more twang in their tunes lately, but their live show is pure ’70s rock & roll.

9 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 28, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10

Palehound Fronted by 21-year-old Ellen Kempner, indie rockers Palehound’s debut full-length, Dry Food, ended up on Best of 2015 lists from the likes of NPR and The Observer.

8 p.m. Friday, Jan. 29, at the Social, $12

Colin Hay Accompanying himself on guitar, the former Men at Work frontman demonstrates that neither his voice nor his songwriting talent have diminished over time.

7 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 30, at the Plaza Live, $29.50-$49.50

Ancient Sun Yes, Ancient Sun plays practically every Sunday at Tanq’s. But this Sunday, they’re playing a tribute to Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars, so put on your suit and tie, fellas.

10:30 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 31, at Tanqueray’s, free

Los Toros

Cradle of Filth The gothic extreme metal band provide you with a safe space where you can finally wear your “Jesus Is a Cunt” T-shirt without getting in trouble.

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This offshoot of Adam and the Plastic only started playing in December, but they already have songs recorded and up on Bandcamp with a classic bedroom indie rock sound.

8 p.m. Monday, Feb. 1, at Olde 64, free

sounded most exciting to us straight off the bat, and all of a sudden everything kind of had a fresh vigor about it.”

Two more recording sessions followed, then the album was given some finishing touches. It was mixed on the road using a mobile studio setup as Def Leppard toured last summer, headlining a bill that also featured Styx and Tesla.

Collen is fired up about Def Leppard’s latest work, calling it “the best thing we’ve done since Hysteria.”

That’s no small statement. That 1987 album, which was the follow-up to the band’s breakthrough release, the seventimes platinum album Pyromania, was a blockbuster. Sales of Hysteria, which boasted such hits as “Animal” and “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” eventually topped 15 million and pushed Def Leppard to the very top among rock acts at the time.

The group had one more huge hit with the next CD, Adrenalize, but when grunge became the next big rock trend, it helped push Def Leppard and other ’80s hard rock/metal acts out of the spotlight.

Although Def Leppard continued to turn out new CDs on a regular basis, album sales declined. Nevertheless, the band remained a popular live act.

For this tour, Def Leppard have guitarist Vivian Campbell back on tour, even though for a time it looked likely he would have to sit things out. In June 2013, Campbell announced that he had Hodgkin’s lymphoma. In July 2014, doctors told him that his cancer was in remission, but in June 2015, it returned. He was able to go through his Def Leppard tour in support of their newest album, which the latest treatment regimen while on tour this summer, and he will be with the band for band says is their best effort yet their winter dates.

By ALAN SCuLLey According to Collen, the current show phone interview. “So there’s a freedom in features new video content and a set list deF lePPard with Styx, Tesla | 7 p.m. that, that just allows you to be a true art- packed with hits, plus a couple of album Saturday, Jan. 30 | Amway Center, 400 W. ist. It’s the first time we’ve ever done that, tracks that haven’t been part of Def Church St. | 407-440-7000 | in the 30-odd years I’ve been in the band. Leppard’s show for some time. The band amwaycenter.com | $25-$148.45 Probably when the band first got together is also beginning to perform material from and was doing demos, that was a [true] the new self-titled album this winter.

New songs such as “Sea of Love,” “All new Def Leppard album is representation. But after that, you get kind pretty big news in and of itself. of, the fans want to hear a certain thing or Time High,” “Dangerous” and “Let’s Go” Even when the band was at its management or the record company wants bear the group’s musical trademarks – big guitars, melodic vocals that give the songs commercial peak, years passed between it to sound a certain way.”

According to Collen, they didn’t even pop appeal and layered vocal harmonies. new albums – Pyromania came out in 1983, Hysteria in 1987 and Adrenalize in realize they were making an album until There are a couple of surprises along 1992 – and the last time they put out an the project was taking shape. The five the way, such as the slightly funky “Man album, Songs From the Sparkle Lounge, band members – singer Joe Elliott, Collen, Enough,” which is built around a tasty bass guitarist Vivian Campbell, bassist Rick line and at times echoes Queen’s “Another was 2008.

But according to guitarist Phil Collen, Savage and drummer Rick Allen – went One Bites the Dust.” Def Leppard also has what’s more notable than the album itself into the studio in February 2014 thinking a few of the expected arena-size ballads, (a self-titled release) is that it may be the they might want to record a song, or per- such as “We Belong” and “Energized.”

“The album turned out really diverse,” purest representation yet of the kind of haps an EP, to have something new for the Collen says. “There are the loudest, biggest sound and music Def Leppard want to live show.

“We were just playing each other ideas,” guitars we’ve ever done on some tracks. create.

“The great thing about this is we weren’t Collen says. “Instead of putting them into a … It’s an amazing record.” after a sound,” Collen says in a recent bracket or a box, we just did the songs that music@orlandoweekly.com

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Two important local concert

institutions just notched big anniversaries: live series Southern Fried Sunday (10 years) and show promoter Norsekorea (five years). Presenting countless hours of high times and great bands, they’ve worked good and hard to become two of the most respected names in the Orlando music scene, so big salutes to them both for all their scene enrichment.

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Southern Fried Sunday’s blowout celebration (Jan. 17, Will’s Pub) met the occasion with sheer scale. What began as a scrappy little down-home gathering at the old Copper Rocket has, under the loving stewardship and supernova spirit of Jessica Pawli, graduated to a primetime cornerstone of the local scene, sometimes even spilling beyond the walls of its current base of operations at Will’s Pub and taking over other venues and lots along the Mills Avenue strip during special editions. For its momentous 10th anniversary, SFS popped the cork by bringing a studded large-venue package deal (Reverend Horton Heat, Unknown Hinson, Nashville Pussy and the Red Elvises) to the most colorful neighborhood in the city for a crazy bargain ($10 advance, $15 door). That there is going big.

With the major headlining action happening on an outside stage in the Will’s Pub parking lot, the scene was total festival atmosphere, only with a shitload more motorcycles and hot rods than your usual.

And the music justified the rumble.

After some core lineup changes, Red Elvises frontman and guitarist Igor Yuzov

Nothing sums up just how deeply Southern Fried Sunday is woven into the cultural fabric like standing in the thick of the rocking congregation. rechristened the act Igor and the Red Elvises and built a new band that’s now all ladies. Smart man. But the goofygreat showmanship that’s made the Red Elvises such a stalwart party band? Still essentially the same, thankfully, with all the beloved show signatures (crowd-weaving conga line, drum solo, audience participation) still intact.

Once the almighty Nashville Pussy got on, gears switched fast from campy Russian levity to unapologetically lurid American pulp. But like the Red Elvises – and all the other members of this tour for that matter – nothing much changes in what they deliver live. And when it’s a strapping set of ass-kicking, dick-swinging rock like this, that’s a very good thing.

Also reliably solid was the Reverend Horton Heat. But the night’s single most special treat was when this headliner played as the backing band for cult hero Unknown Hinson. Now that’s a formidable setup worth triple the price of admission – if anything, just for the legendary guitar dream team of two outstanding leading men concentrated on one stage.

Amid all the hard-rocking national headliners, however, some of the highlights of the event were the quietest. One was

local roots-rocker Mike Dunn doing a warm, chest-swelling acoustic cover of the Replacements’ “Bastards of Young.”

The other was the Reverend Horton Heat himself praising local rockabilly trio the Wildtones onstage and then asking them offstage to tour with him.

Nothing sums up just how far and deep Southern Fried Sunday has woven itself into the Orlando cultural fabric quite like standing there in the thick of the large, rocking congregation gathered for the celebration. Despite the significantly expanded special-event scale, it still had that famous familial vibe. That’s because, even more than a Horton Heat show, it was Southern Fried Sunday. That’s why it’s one of those truly great Orlando things. And this party was one for the ages.

Miami heavy vanguard band Torche and rising new Tampa murderers Meatwound are pillars that guarantee one of the most monstrous bills money can buy today (Jan. 22, Will’s Pub). But in the guitar-dominated world of heavy music, this one was particularly interesting with the addition of Baltimore electronic gunner Jeff Carey.

Like Author and Punisher’s little gamer brother, he rips extreme digital noise with a weird-ass rig commanded by pads, boards and a joystick (at least a few nerds probably just wet their pants right now).

It’s the sound of cyborg warfare, and once his severe lighting array of all-white strobes and LEDs comes into play, it’s a full-sensory assault. Seriously, it’s insane. More visceral than musical, it’s not gonna shake any butts, but it’s a pretty undeniable live experience. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Friday-Sunday, Jan. 29-31

A Celebration of Harry Potter For those who didn’t already receive their invitation by owl, Universal’s annual Harry Potter extravaganza is back. In this event, wizards and witches gather in the streets of Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade to guzzle Butterbeer, stuff their faces with Chocolate Frogs and, on a more somber note, remember one of the franchise’s greatest stars, Alan Rickman, the sinister Professor Snape, who passed away this month.

This year’s celebration features Q&A sessions with some of the films’ biggest stars – including Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley), Bonnie Wright (Ginny Weasley), Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom) and Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood) – along with an exhibition about the franchise’s global impact, an interactive mini-tour based on the Warner Bros.

Studio Tour in London and a prop showcase where fans gain exclusive insights into the making of the Marauder’s Map, the Daily Prophet and other magical trinkets. The event is included in the price of admission, so if zealous robe-adorned wand-waving isn’t your thing, you may want to steer clear of the parks with the rest of the Muggles.

– Deanna Ferrante

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A CELEBRATION OF HARRY POTTER

9 a.m.-7 p.m. | Universal Orlando Resort | universalorlando.com | price of admission Saturday-Sunday, Jan. 30-31

Saturday, Jan. 30

Bug-A-Palooza If you’re that friend who stops everyone from squishing the cockroach that sneaked into your apartment, Bug-A-Palooza might be the event for you.

This hands-on celebration of bugs at Leu Gardens features your favorite insects, available to be held at the mini-petting zoo. After you finish immortalizing some creepy crawlers through pottery and sitting in on the educational segment about bees, make sure to check out David Rogers’ giant insect sculptures scattered throughout the gardens. While it is a family-friendly event, this might be a good day to leave your spouse who’s afraid of praying mantises and walking sticks at home. – Kim Slichter

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If you enjoy eating tons of Vietnamese street food with family and friends, you may want to clear your weekend for the annual Vietnamese New Year Festival put on by St. Philip Phan Van Minh Catholic Church. With some cash in hand, you can try a variety of ethnic foods at this celebration, including spring rolls, beef noodles, sugarcane juice and pork meatballs.

If your knowledge of the cuisine doesn’t extend much farther than pho (for shame, Orlandoan!), meet at the front gate at 10:30 a.m.

Saturday with a group organized by local food blog Tasty Chomps to get a guided tour of the delicious world of Vietnamese street food. – Rachel Stuart

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10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday | Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive | tastychomps.com | free

9 a.m.-2 p.m. | Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave. | 407-246-2620 | leugardens.org | $10

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Dream Arcade

Big Eyes

How do we only have one pop-up arcade? Is there somebody we can see about this?

Either way, Spacebar’s Dream Arcade is going to be a pixel-stuffed blast.

Craft beers, classic arcade games and nerdy delights abound as the bar is transformed into a Sega Dreamcast wonderland. That’s right, Sega’s late brainchild will be the only system running at the event – amazing news for those who miss the console dearly. If you’re looking to shake your tush during the festivities, DJ Mute City from Tampa and DJ Cop Church will be dropping phat beatz while you pummel a punkass in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.

Who could ask for more? Oh, and did we mention it’s free? It’s free. So don’t feel like a wet blanket for rage-quitting when you drunkenly high-five the floor with your face. – Adam McCabe

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9 p.m. | Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St. | facebook.com/spacebarorlando | free

MUSIC Since 2010, Big Eyes have been putting out bright, punky rock & roll on both coasts. A four-year stint being based out of Seattle, Washington, ended last year when frontwoman and songwriter Kait Eldridge returned to her home of New York City.

Since her return, Big Eyes has played high-profile shows with the likes of Against Me! and Dillinger Four and put out a 7-inch single on powerhouse label Don Giovanni Records.

This tour finds them about to enter the studio to record their third full-length record, so expect to hear some new material. – Thaddeus McCollum

with Crit, Good Enough, Empty Walls | 10 p.m. | St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave. | orlandobeergarden.com | $5

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Sunday, Jan. 31

Monday, Feb. 1

It may seem impossible to compare the gun owners of today with the slave owners of yesteryear and still have a whole room of Bostonians laughing, but somehow Australian comedian Jim Jefferies manages to do it. Jefferies has made a big name for himself on the comedy stage with his insightfully profane take on all those topics that everyone tells you not to talk about: sex, politics, alcoholism, drug use and religion. Like Washington crossing the Delaware, Jefferies is rolling with the success of his latest Netflix comedy special, Bare, and charging on with the Freedumb Tour, which makes a doubleheader at the Plaza Live this Sunday. If the 2016 zeitgeist is to laugh at politicians and learn from comedians, then you won’t want to miss Jefferies’ class. – Marissa Mahoney

MUSIC Every year, noise legend Frank Falestra, best known by his nom de guerre, Rat Bastard, emits a high-pitched whistling tone that attracts noise bands and scene fans from around the country. As they scuttle like vermin toward Miami and their King Rodent, more than 150 bands will stream through the state of Florida on their way to the five-day fest.

Along the way, various pre-INC shows coalesce, and Orlando gets its treat-before-the-meat again this year Monday night – 11 bands, all hewing to the time-honored “15 minutes and GTFO” rule of INC as they drone, distort, scream and circuit-bend. Dea Lapsus’ performances as Norse Shit Band (Lakeland) resemble an amplified exorcism or tantrum, as she rolls on the floor shrieking, giggling, and breaking everything she can get her hands on, while Orlando’s own Trotsky’s Watercooler wrings improvised mats of squelch and rattle and buzz from a roomful of modified and homebuilt analog synths, pedals and effects stations. If you survive Monday at Lou’s, you should consider a road trip to Miami to witness the main event. – Jessica Bryce Young

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JIM JEFFERIES

6 p.m. & 9 p.m. | Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | plazaliveorlando.com | $39.50-$49.50

Orlando Pre-International Noise Conference Show

with Electr(on)ic Chakra, Laghima, Trotsky’s Watercooler, Bacon Grease, Crustgirls, Dogs in Reverse, LS/CM/DR, Sharp Pain, Cave Moth, Shortwave Freq, Norse Shit Band | 8 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | 407-898-0009 | free

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ConCerts/events American Babies, the Groove Orient 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-246-1419.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Jackson Rodgers 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Lost & Bound 7:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993.

[MUSIC] Tool see this page Milka 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Orlando Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Papadosio, the Mantras 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $16$20; 407-228-1220.

The Peach Kings, Deaf Poets, Captains of April, Run Raquel 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

RushmoreFL, the Handsome Scoundrels, 13 Pints, Jernigan 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Thooze Guys 8 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; free.

Torque: Digital, Decibel Nation, Aaron Marana 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $10; 407-4211670.

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Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Crosstown Sounds: The Sh-Booms 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Classic Salsa Social Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Drunken Problem Solving 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.

Thursday, Jan. 28

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

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ConCerts/events AJ Gaither, Will Brack, Guests 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Chess Moves: The Future Legends Concert 7:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12$20; 407-704-6261.

David Bromberg, Larry Campbell & Teresa Williams 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50$49.50; 407-228-1220.

G (Adams Family Band) 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864.

Jess Glynne, Conrad Sewell 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Natural Child, Faux Ferocious, Tight Genes 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Splinter, Haunter, Fractured, Dretch, Close the Casket, Years of Impact, Little Fury Things, Overheat 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Tool, Primus, 3Teeth 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; SOLD OUT; 407-823-6006.

Tribe Night Open Jam 10 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Velvet Sessions: Robby Krieger 6:30-10 pm; Velvet Bar, Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando; $29-$35; 407-503-2401.

Clubs/lounges Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

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The Rhône Region Café de France whisks you away to the Rhône River Valley in the south of France, one of the most important winemaking regions in the world. Or at least they bring you four of those wines and pair them with four distinct courses for a dinner that’s sure to get you saying “Ooh la la!” What could go Rhône? 6 p.m. Thursday; Café de France, 526 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; $69; 407-647-1869; lecafedefrance.com

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Bourbon County Tasting This extremely limited tasting features several varieties and vintages of Goose Island’s Bourbon County imprint, including several stouts and barleywines.

Each round is paired with small bites from the kitchen. Advance registration required. 2 p.m.

Saturday; World of Beer – Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $75; 407-270-5541; worldofbeer.com

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Stouts for Snouts Get a wristband that nets you discounts on brews by donating to Sniffin Snouts Pit Bull Rescue, then browse vendors selling pet merchandise and meet some adorable, adoptable dogs. 3 p.m. Sunday; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; various menu prices; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com

Grand Opening Reception for the Gallery at Mills Park Mills Park gets its own art gallery this week. Enjoy cocktails and catering from neighboring Mills Park businesses (we’re guessing Firebirds, Brass Tap or Giraffas) while you get individualized tours with artists Paul Scarborough and Martha Lent. 6-9 p.m. Monday; The Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com

2 Chainz Feb. 26 at Venue 578 Graham Nash, Feb. 3 at the Plaza Live

Hunter Valentine, Feb. 21 at Will’s Pub

Moon Taxi, Feb. 3 at the Social

Daley, Feb. 22 at the Social

Europe, Feb. 4 at House of Blues

The Zombies, Feb. 24 at the Plaza Live

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Feb. 5 at House of Blues

Creed Bratton, Feb. 25 at Backbooth

The Legendary Shack Shakers, Feb. 5 Will’s Pub Trailer Park Boys, Feb. 13 at Backbooth Yanni, Feb. 13 at the Dr. Phillips Center

2 Chainz, Feb. 26 at Venue 578O.A.R., Feb. 26 at House of Blues Josh Groban, March 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center New Found Glory, March 3 at the Social

Less Than Jake, March 17-18 at the Social Joe Satriani, March 18 at Hard Rock Live Logic, March 28 at the Beacham

Steve Martin & Martin Short, April 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Of Montreal, April 2 at the Social

Ciara, April 24 at House of Blues

They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

Underoath, April 24 at Hard Rock Live

G. Love & Special Sauce, April 7 at the Social

Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham

Stick Figure, April 7 at the Beacham

Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues

Carly Rae Jepsen, Feb. 15 at the Plaza Live

Melanie Martinez, March 6 at House of Blues

Napalm Death, the Melvins, April 8 at the Plaza Live

Mutemath, Feb. 19 at House of Blues

Moody Blues, March 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Into It. Over It., The World Is a Beautiful Place ..., April 10 at the Social

Gary Clarke Jr., Feb. 20 at House of Blues Patti LaBelle, Feb. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center Charles Bradley & His Extraordinaires, Feb. 21 at the Social

Gordon Lightfoot, March 10 at the Plaza Live Coheed & Cambria, March 11 at Hard Rock Live Jewel, March 12 at Hard Rock Live

Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

David Cross, April 14 at Hard Rock Live The Cult, April 14 at House of Blues The Used, April 19-20 at House of Blues

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center

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M u s i C Kenny Beats and Ryan Marks, the two producers who comprise the genre-jumping duo known as Loudpvck (pronounced “loud pack,” a reference to a bag of weed with a particularly strong scent), had a banner year in 2015, putting out their first EP, Botany, and collaborating with everyone from Zeds Dead to Blink-182’s Travis Barker.

The pair have a reputation for eclecticism, blending Latin and moombahton influences into their big-room trap, so expect some surprises during their set. – TM

10 p.m. | Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road | 407-504-7699 | giltnightclub.com | $10-$30

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Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

FrIday, Jan. 29

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-3:30 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Winter Park performs Pulitzer Prize-winning composer Paul Moravec’s “Songs of Love and War.” Trinity Preparatory School, 5700 Trinity Prep Lane, Winter Park; $35; 321282-2556; trinityprep.org.

oPera/ClassiCal Paul Moravec’s “Songs of Love and War” 7:30-9:30 pm; The Bach Festival Society of

ConCerts/events A.J. Gaither 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

The Bloody Jug Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Bully, Palehound 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-246-1419.

Dankte, D.A.P.E., Gutless, Miles Farewell, Paco Escobar and more 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104.

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Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

G-Eazy, A$AP Ferg 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $32.50-$47.50; 407-351-5483.

Gaelic Storm 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $24.50-$32.50; 407-228-1220.

Home: Robby Clark, Mathew Scot, Lola B 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

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Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The Underground Above Ground: George Acosta 9 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; contact for price.

Clubs/lounges

Late Night Swim: Tommy Mot, Vsn Qst 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Michael Feinstein: A Sinatra Centennial 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $125.07$329.49; 844-513-2014.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 129 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 407-872-0066.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

The Princess Bride Trivia Night 7 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday, Jan. 30

ConCerts/events Adam Lee, Johnny Knuckles, Sean Holcomb 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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Peter Pepper, Scholars & Scoundrels, Useless Jester, Ben Briggs, Sweet Cambodia 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Lost in Trancelation: Mark Sherry, Suzy Solar, Robb Blak 9 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $29.75; 407-970-1777.

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MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Jucifer, the Glorious Rebellion, Yogurt Smoothness 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Leonard Brothers 10 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; free.

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Orlando Rocks!: Felicity, Darko Grey, Hadley’s Hope 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583.

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The Apprehended, With Friends Like These, Sugarless, Vapid 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $6-$8; 407-322-7475.

Big Eyes, Crit, Good Enough, Empty Walls 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Chad Andrew, Renzo, Skylar 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Cletus Funk, Blame the Tyrant, Urn, Aeon Soul Project, Dudist Priest, Letters to Part, Up All Night 2:30 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5.

Colin Hay, Heather Maloney 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50$49.50; 407-228-1220.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Def Leppard, Styx, Tesla 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $33.95$123.45; 800-745-3000.

DJ Fixx, Ill DJ Chris B. 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; contact for price.

DJ McChicken & Friends: Boy Without Batteries, Gat and Cris, Grüvv, Jason Young, Sad Jeremy 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104.

Drumsound and Bassline Smith, Stereo Stormtrooper, Subcult 9:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419.

The Eva Weingarten Quartet 8 pm; Hannibal’s on the Square, 511 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; Free; 407-599-2929.

The Expendables, the Hip Abduction, Zach Deputy 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $17; 407-934-2583.

Eye Candy 10 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; free.

Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $59-$250; 844-513-2014.

Hot Pink 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Loudpvck 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$30; 407-504-7699.

Paleface, Beartoe, Reverist 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

RawCore Hip-Hop: Def B. and Dr. Skarabus, L-BO, Truly Def 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Women Who Rock 4 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $7$10; 407-636-3171.

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Zander, G-Ro & the Sneakers, Empire Theory 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Zora! Fest: The Isley Brothers, Lyfe Jennings, Keke Wyatt, Avant, Huggy Lowdown 9 am-5 pm; Downtown Eatonville, Kennedy Boulevard, Eatonville; $30-$100.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

oPera/ClassiCal The Met Live in HD: Turandot 12:55 pm; Franco Zeffirelli’s golden production is conducted by Paolo Carignani. multiple locations; $25.56; 855473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Orlando Philharmonic: Sounds of Simon & Garfunkel 2 & 8 pm; International touring duo AJ Swearingen and Jonathan Beedle bring their heartfelt interpretations of Simon and Garfunkel to the stage with the Orlando Philharmonic. Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $21-$69; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org.com.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

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Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 129 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 407-872-0066.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

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Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Red2 7 pm; Tsar, 611 E. Church St.; free.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

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ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Zach Moore Tribute: Pleasures of the Ultraviolent, Clem McGillicutty and the Burnouts, the Antidon’ts, the Filthy Dix 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

The Cajuns, Los Toros, Inner Splits 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

My City Mondays: H. Dot, DJ Royale, Antwuan Miles, Zoe Diddie, Feddi Family, Roosta 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 407-872-0066.

Orlando Pre-International Noise Conference 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104.

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Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Robert Johnson 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Clubs/lounges Ambrosia 7-9:30 pm; Mount Dora Community Building, 520 Baker St., Mount Dora; $25; 352-217-5072.

Barry Manilow 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $19.75-$149.75; 800-745-3000.

Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Cradle of Filth, Butcher Babies, Ne Obliviscaris 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $22.50-$60; 407-872-0066.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Independents, Rushmore FL, Amateur Engines, 69 Fingers 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Jazz in the Courtyard 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Living Decent, Flashlights, Teen Agers, the New Lows 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $8-$10; 407-246-1419.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

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Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Hands on a Hardbody For 10 hard-luck Texans, a new lease on life is so close they can touch it.

Under a scorching sun for days on end, armed with nothing but hope, humor and ambition, they’ll fight to keep at least one hand on a brand-new truck in order to win it. ThursdaysSaturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$33; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

I Left My Heart: A Salute to the Music of Tony Bennett This new musical revue features three fabulous tenors paying tribute to the man Sinatra called “the greatest singer in the world.” Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 2 &

7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $40; 407-645-0145.

relationship with the stage. Friday-Sunday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15-$20; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Lend Me a Tenor A farce about what happens when a famous Italian opera star is incapacitated (and perhaps dead of suicide) before a sold-out performance. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $18-$23; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com.

Spunk and the Harlem Literati In a small Harlem apartment, a young Zora Neale Hurston shares her latest story, a tale of a small Florida town with a larger-than-life character called Spunk. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20; 407-823-1500; theatre.ucf.edu.

Lucas Brooks: I Am My Own Cast Party Professional Intellectual Homosexual Lucas Brooks steps away from his regular sexual soap box and looks back on his love-hate

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Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Art Serge has just purchased a peculiar painting for an exorbitant sum of money. However, Serge’s prestigious acquisition is met with confusion and disgust from his longtime friend Marc. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2:30 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm and Monday, 7:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25-$38; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

Best of Broadway: 2011-2015 Breakthrough’s annual musical revue, this year celebrating musicals opening on Broadway from 2011-2015. Mondays, Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034.

Bodas de Sangre Reading Special reading of Federico García Lorca’s play in Spanish. Wednesday, 7 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $10; 407297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

The Crucible The story focuses upon a young farmer, his wife and a young servant girl who maliciously causes the wife’s arrest for witchcraft. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm and Monday, 7:30 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; cfcarts.com.

Dancing Lessons When socially awkward professor Ever Montgomery is forced to attend an event with dancing, he seeks out an injured Broadway performer for help. WednesdaysSaturdays, 7:30 pm and Wednesdays, Sundays, 2 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $11-$46; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. orlandoweekly.com

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ComEdy Amanda and Emily: We’re Having a Show! Real-life besties Emily Fontano and Amanda Wirtz take their chemistry and wit to the SAK stage, creating scenes, characters and songs on the spot. Thursdays, 8 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $8; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Benefit Show for Mike Elmore A benefit to help defray medical costs for Mike Elmore’s recent heart attack.

Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $3; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay.

Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

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Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Goldiee Currently part of the Soulfunny Comedy Tour.

Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

High Tide A monthly indie comedy variety show made up of sketch, improvisational comedy and digital shorts.

Wednesday, 9-10:30 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $3; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/hightidespacebar.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted

by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Jim Jefferies Sunday, 6 & 9 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50-$49.50; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Jo Koy VIP packages available.

Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm and Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$50; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Lab Rats Competition improv featuring the graduates of SAK’s improv training school.

Tuesdays, 9 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

The Seven Year Kitsch A compilation of some of the Humor Mill’s best work from the last seven years. FridaySaturday, 10 pm; Orlando Shakes, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15; thehumormillorlando.com.

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danCE 3 in Motion Modern dance collaboration by Valencia Dance Theatre, Yow Dance and Dr. Phillips High School Dance Magnet Program.

Friday, 8 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; $12; 407-582-2900.

Big Bang Boom! Cabaret Burlesque After Dark: Opening Ceremonies Big Bang Boom’s core performers bring their most signature acts for an opening sequence that will define the rest of their 2016 season. Friday, 8:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $16-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Orlando Drink & Draw Gather with fellow sketch enthusiasts to sample beers and sketch.

Monday, 6-9 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com.

Rebels of the Modern Lecture Series: Post-War to Postmodern This discussion explores the impact of World War II and the ensuing shift of the art world from Europe to the United States with a focus on the legacies of Modernism and Postmodernism. Thursday, 7-8 pm; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Star Wars Mash-Up Art Show A collection of art mixing Star Wars with other themes. Opens

Saturday, 9 pm, through Feb. 29; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Continuing tHis week 100 Years of Hannibal Square: Historic and Contemporary Photographs of West Winter Park Exhibition Through Feb. 21; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Abstraction Through Saturday; Winter Garden Art Association, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; free; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

Albert Paley: Forged Works Through April 10; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Animalia Through Feb. 7; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Art Legends of Orange County: The Grand Experiment Through Feb. 21; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org.

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Dancing With the Stars: Live! A touring production featuring stars from the hit television show performing memorable numbers and new choreography. Thursday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35$499; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Star Wars: The Burlesque Star Wars-themed burlesque performance from Cherry Von Topp, Lexii Rose, Double D Bre, Bonbon LaVoom and Maressa Fox. Saturday, 10 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $15-$20; 407-501-7336.

arT oPenings/events Art & Architecture in Cinema: Florence and the Uffizi Gallery A multi-dimensional journey through the city that was once the cradle of the Italian Renaissance. Wednesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15; fathomevents.com.

Art Under Heat and Pressure Featuring the works of clay artist Odalys Garcia and printmaker Jennifer Harper. Feb. 1-29; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; artisansonfifth.com.

Grand Opening Reception Enjoy individualized tours and conversation with artists Paul Scarborough and Martha Lent, along with cocktails and catering from neighbors in Mills Park. Friday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

Heart & Soul Featuring contemporary artist Donna Dowless’ mixed media works and Canadian artist Amber Higgins’ stellar glass jewelry designs. Opens Tuesday, through March 22; Grand Bohemian Gallery, Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-581-4801.

Local Art Night Local visual artists showcase and sell their art while performance artists and live bands entertain. Thursday, 8 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $5; 346-855-3747; ilovedrip.com.

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The Art of Brett J. Barr Through Sunday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Art on the Green Through March 1; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Brandon Geurts: Flesh World Through Feb. 15; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

California Impressionism Through April 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Chris Robb: Continuum Through Feb. 12; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

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Doris Leeper: Hard Edges Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Earl Funk: Seasons Change Through Feb. 12; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

The Encounter: Baalu Girma and Zora Neale Hurston Through Feb. 18; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Free Hugs - With Miss Zukie Through Feb. 13; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Hadouken Ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

Jim Couper: There Are No Other Everglades in the World Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org.

Keep Me in Your Prayers/Fears Thursdays-Saturdays, 12-6 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; isitoveryet.org.

Kohjiro Kinno Through Feb. 11; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407682-5343; thewhitewall.com.

Live, Love, Laugh Through Sunday; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Mark Gmehling: Nu Werks Through Feb. 12; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

The Mirror Stage MondaysFridays, 8:30 am-4:30 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298.

On Assignment: Robert Snow – At Sea With OCEARCH Through Feb. 7; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

Process and Concepts in Printmaking Mondays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave.,

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Cheers to 20 Great Years Saturdays, 11 am-3 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

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Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mount doracenterforthearts.org.

Quaking Aspen Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

The Secrets of Outliers Through Feb. 12; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Sight Unseen: Touchable Sculpture Through April 17; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Transcommunality: Laura Anderson Barbata, Collaboration Beyond Borders Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Wild Is the Wind ThursdaysSaturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-555-1212; snaporlando.com.

Will Barnet: Graphic Retrospective Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through April 24; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EvEnTs Battleground BART Street Fighter II tournaments and an appearance by the Street Fighter II pinball machine to coincide with Hadouken, a Street Fighter-themed art show.

Tuesday, 7-10 pm; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

Bourbon County Tasting A special rare Bourbon County tasting featuring several vintages of their stout, coffee stout, barleywine and more, paired with small food tastings. Saturday, 2 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $75; worldofbeer.com.

A Celebration of Harry Potter A celebration of all things Harry Potter, including Q&A sessions with Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) and other actors, panels, demonstrations and a memorial for actor Alan Rickman. Friday-Sunday; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; included with park admission; 407-363-8000.

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Terra Incognita: Photographs of America’s Third Coast Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Through Our Eyes Through Feb. 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; orlandoslice.com.

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Celebrate SoDo R&B artist Al Diamond will sing Marvin Gaye and Al Green at this celebration of one of Orlando’s up-andcoming neighborhoods. Saturday, 6 pm; Lucy Bleuz Cafe, 1323 Sligh Blvd.; 407-835-6899; free; facebook.com/lucybleuz Chris Duffy’s Celebrity Weekend Weekend kicks off on Friday night with a red-carpet event and live music from Beemo, followed by a celebrity softball game Saturday. Proceeds benefit the Victoria’s Voice Foundation. Red carpet event Friday, 5 pm; softball game Saturday, 4 pm; I-Drive 360, 8401 International Drive; $11-$53; facebook.com/wethrowit.

Community Fun Day Food trucks, raffles, prizes, bounce houses and more at this grand opening event. Saturday, 12-5 pm; Paramount Urgent Care, 1984 Alafaya Trail, Oviedo; free; 407-542-0346; paramounturgentcare.com.

Haunted Sanford Historical Ghost Tour Learn about Sanford’s haunted history during this all-ages-friendly ghost walk that begins at the Sanford Homebrew Shop in Magnolia Square. Friday, 8 pm; Sanford Homebrew Shop, 115 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $15; facebook.com/sanfordhomebrewshop

Orlando Toy and Comic Con Comic and toy convention featuring artists Tony S. Daniel, Billy Tucci, John Layman, Darwyn Cooke and more. Sunday, 10 am-6 pm; Holiday Inn Universal Studios, 5905 Kirkman Road; $15-$20; orlandotoyandcomiccon.com.

Dream Arcade A pop-up arcade featuring Sega classics and crafty beers. Also a midnight screening of David Bowie music videos originally featured in the 2000 Dreamcast video game Omikron. Saturday, 9 pm-2 am; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; Free; 561-379-7552.

Pookie’s Rescuefest A pet rescue festival with adoptable dogs, pet vendors and rescue groups. Saturday, 10 am; Lake Lily Park, 641 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free.

Fire in the Park Chili Cook-Off Try different chili submissions and cast your vote for the best. Proceeds benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Saturday, 8 am-5 pm; Avalon Park, 3702 Avalon Park East Blvd.; $7; avalonparkchilicookoff.com.

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Hatitude Party and Brunch A special benefit brunch celebrating Zora and big hats. Saturday, 10 am-1 pm; Doubletree by Hilton Orlando Downtown, 60 S. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $55; zorafestival.org.

Orlando Global Game Jam This collaborative game-development event brings gamers, musicians, developers and more together for a 48-hour collaborative game-creation session. All are welcome to take part. Friday, 6:30 pm through Sunday at 7 pm; Gods and Monsters, 5250 International Drive; 407-270-6273; $15; godsandmonster.com

Cruisin’ Orlando Car Show A car show with 20 awards up for grabs. All cars and motorcycles welcome. Saturday, 11 am-2 pm; Rock and Brews, 7131 Red Bug Lake Road, Oviedo; free; cruisinorlando.com.

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Gladdening Light Symposium Three days of poetic lectures, music and reflection. Friday-Sunday; Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $25-$225; gladdeninglight.org.

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Sonny’s Smokin’ Showdown Invitational A national barbecue competition hosted by Sonny’s BBQ. Saturday, 11 am-10:30 pm; Central Florida Zoo & Botanical Gardens, 3755 N. U.S. Highway 17-92, Sanford; free; 407-660-8888; sonnysshowdown.com.

Stout Out A tap takeover featuring stouts from Bell’s, Great Divide, Crooked Can, Fort Collins and many more.

Saturday, 3 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com.

Stouts for Snouts Happy Hour Meet and greet adoptable pups, buy stuff from vendors and drink beer to benefit Sniffin Snouts Pit Bull Rescue. Sunday, 3 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; donation; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com.

Vietnamese New Year Festival A cultural festival with lots of Vietnamese street food available for purchase. Saturday, 10:30 am-5 pm and Sunday 8:30 am-5 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-295-3247.

Winter Craft Fair Handmade creations by local and national artists and crafters, unique gifts, jewelry, home decor, homemade fudge and plenty more. Saturday, 10 am-5 pm and Sunday, 10 am-4 pm; Volusia County Fairgrounds, 3100 E. New York Ave., DeLand; $6; 386-860-0092; bucklercraftfair.com.

Zora! Fest Evening Program A night of performances presented by Alternate Roots to benefit the Zora!

STEM Initiative. Saturday, 8-10 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $12.50; 407-896-4231.

Zora! Fest Outdoor Festival of the Arts Three-day festival of the arts featuring fine arts and master crafts booths, creative writing workshops, a book giveaway and a concert on Saturday.

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Friday-Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Downtown Eatonville, Kennedy Boulevard, Eatonville; $18-$30; zorafestival.org.

Zora! Festival This weeklong celebration of Zora Neale Hurston in Eatonville features many different events, including plays, lectures, dinners, and an outdoor festival.

Through Sunday; Downtown Eatonville, Kennedy Boulevard, Eatonville; various prices for events; zorafestival.org.

Zora! Festival Welcome Reception Welcome reception hosted by Alternate Roots. Thursday, 7-10 pm; Winter Park Civic Center, 1050 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; free; zorafestival.org.

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Be a Resolutionary A day of activities, workshops and a volunteer fair to help you get active in the new year. Saturday, 9 am; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-2363316; eastendmkt.com.

Zora! Festival Education Day Programs A day of academic panels and presentations on the importance of Zora Neale Hurston’s work from many different perspectives. Friday, 9 am-6 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $25; 407646-2000; zorafestival.org.

Remember: Reflections of Eyewitnesses to the Holocaust The founder of the Holocaust

Center, Tess Wise, shares her own story of persecution and survival on International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Wednesday, 6 pm; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6280555; holocaustedu.org.

Zora’s Cosmos Mobile Tour: Eatonville and Beyond A guided tour of significant locations in and around Eatonville.

Includes resource materials, a copy of Hurston’s Mules and Men and a fish fry lunch at the home of one of the “Pretty Johnson Girls.” Thursday, 7:30 am-4 pm; St. Lawrence African Methodist Episcopal Church, 603 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; $75; zorafestival.org.

CiviCs Central Floridian of the Year Inaugural Awards Ceremony The Orlando Sentinel announces its choice for the Central Floridian of the year, a person or group from Central Florida that has made a positive impact or difference in the community. Thursday, 6 pm; UCF Student Union, Pegasus Ballroom, University of Central Florida; free.

From Paris to Orlando: Achieving Climate Justice in our Communities Join expert panelists, leaders and community members as they discuss the next steps needed to successfully achieve global agreements, climate justice and

sustainability within our communities. Wednesday, 6-8 pm; Florida A & M College of Law, 201 Beggs Ave.; free; 321-8002095; organizeflorida.org.

Let’s Regenerate the Central Florida Economy A lively discussion about how individuals, communities and businesses can collaborate to create a thriving, regenerative Central Florida economy, one that supports the long-term well-being of our human community and the natural world we all treasure. Wednesday, 6-8 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6082098; firstgreenbank.com.

LiTErary The Bohemian Woods Orlando writers read prose and poetry inspired by current events. Hosted

by Tod Caviness. Tuesday, 8-10 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

An Evening With Ronaldo V. Wilson and Bhanu Kapil A reading and performance.

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place, out of place, as racialized object, cyborg, traveler and monster. Friday, 6 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Free Pedals, Pipes and Pizza Students will have fun learning about the pipe organ, have an opportunity to play the organ and enjoy a pizza lunch. Saturday, 9 am-12:30 pm; Winter Park Presbyterian Church, 400 S. Lakemont Ave., Winter Park; free; cfago.org.

IDeclare: Holidaze (Redux) A performance and art series about the parts of ourselves we keep hidden with an open mic segment at the end. Thursday, 8 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; free.

Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery. Reservation required.

Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing Adapted from the book by Judy Blume.

Through Feb. 21; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; 407-896-7365.

The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam With Curtis X. Meyer A competitive poetry slam with a featured poet.

Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

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Big Bugs An outdoor exhibit of gargantuan insect sculptures made from natural materials displayed throughout the gardens. Through April 15, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

Bug-A-Palooza A fun-filled day of bugs – living ones and sculptures – for the entire family. Saturday, 9 am-2 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

sporTs Critical Mass Community bike ride through downtown Orlando. Friday, 5:25 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283.

Florida Hospital Lady Track Shack 5K A one-of-a-kind women-only event celebrating women’s health and fitness. Free kids run.

Saturday, 7:30-9:30 am; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; $36-$45; 407-896-1160; ladytrackshack5k.com.

Fruitcakes in the Alley Bowling Tournament A team bowling event accompanied by 3 days of live music, food, fun and prizes. The event benefits the Arthritis Foundation. Friday, 4-10 pm, Saturday, 10 am-10 pm and Sunday, 9 am-noon; Altamonte Lanes, 280 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs;

$10-$60; 407-862-2500; fruitcakesinthealley.com.

Glow in the Park Run: ’80s Edition Glow in the Park adds a new glowing theme for their events. Saturday, 6:30-9:45 pm; Bill Frederick Park, 3401 S. Hiawassee Road; $25; 313-3040903; glowintheparkrun.com.

The Insane Inflatable 5K A dynamic fun run made up of more than 11 inflatable obstacles, like a bounce house for health nuts. Saturday, 8:30 am; Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $65-$100; 321-697-3333; insaneinflatable5k.com.

Orlando Magic vs. Boston Celtics Basketball. Sunday, 6 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $11.25$1,312.50; 800-745-3000.

Orlando Solar Bears vs.

Manchester Monarchs Ice hockey. Wednesday, 7 pm, Thursday, 7 pm and Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12.25$44.75; 800-745-3000.

Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces.

Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321-2466999; craftedorlando.com.

Ripken Baseball and Sports Authority Field Day Morning baseball clinics and afternoon sessions for youth players ages 6 to 12. Saturday, 9 am-4 pm; Kissimmee Little League Fields, 1500 Oak St., Kissimmee; free; 443-8644246; ripkenbaseball.com. n orlandoweekly.com

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) Do you know Emily Brontë’s novel, Wuthering Heights? At one point, the heroine, Catherine, tells her friend about Edgar, a man she’s interested in. “He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace,” Catherine says, “and I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. I said his heaven would be only half alive; and he said mine would be drunk: I said I should fall asleep in his; and he said he could not breathe in mine.” If you’re a typical Aries, you’re more aligned with Catherine than with Edgar. But I’m hoping you might consider making a temporary compromise in the coming weeks. “At last, we agreed to try both,” Catherine concluded, “and then we kissed each other and were friends.”

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) People turn to Tauruses for help staying grounded. They love to soak up your down-to-earth pragmatism. They want your steadfastness to rub off on them, to provide them with the stability they see in you. You should be proud of this service you offer! It’s a key part of your appeal. Now and then, though, you need to demonstrate that your stalwart dependability is not static and stagnant – that it’s strong exactly because it’s flexible and adaptable. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to emphasize this aspect of your superpower.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) When winter comes, pine trees that grow near mountaintops may not be able to draw water and minerals from the ground through their roots. The sustenance they require is frozen. Luckily, their needle-like leaves absorb moisture from clouds and fog, and drink in minerals that float on the wind.

Metaphorically speaking, this will be your preferred method for getting nourished in the coming weeks. For the time being, look UP to obtain what you need. Be fed primarily by noble ideals, big visions, divine inspiration and high-minded people.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) We all go through phases when we are at odds with people we love. Maybe we’re mad at them, or feel hurt by them, or can’t comprehend what they’re going through.

The test of our commitment is how we act when we are in these moods. That’s why I agree with author Steve Hall when he says, “The truest form of love is how you behave toward someone, not how you feel about them.” The coming weeks will be an important time for you to practice this principle with extra devotion – not just for the sake of the people you care about, but also for your own physical, mental and spiritual health.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) After fighting and killing each other for years on end, the Roman and Persian armies agreed to a truce in 532 A.D. The treaty was optimistically called “The Endless Peace.”

Sadly, “endless” turned out to be just eight years. By 540, hostilities resumed. I’m happy to announce, though, that your prospects for accord and rapprochement are much brighter. If you work diligently to negotiate an endless peace anytime between now and March 15, it really is likely to last a long time.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “I shiver, thinking how easy it is to be totally wrong about people, to see one tiny part of them and confuse it for the whole.” Author Lauren Oliver wrote that, and now I’m offering it to you, just in time for your Season of Correction and Adjustment. The coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to get smarter about evaluating your allies – and maybe even one of your adversaries as well. I expect you will find it relatively easy, even pleasurable, to overcome your misimpressions and deepen your incomplete understandings.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In June 1942, the U.S. Navy crushed Japanese naval forces at the Battle of Midway. It was a turning

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point that was crucial to America’s ultimate victory over Japan in World War II. One military historian called it “the most stunning and decisive blow in the history of naval warfare.” This milestone occurred just six months after Japan’s devastating attack on U.S. forces at Pearl Harbor. To compare your life to these two events may be bombastic, but I’m in a bombastic mood as I contemplate your exciting possibilities. I predict that in the second half of 2016, you’ll claim a victory that will make up for a loss or defeat you endured during the last few months of 2015. And right now is when you can lay the groundwork for that future triumph.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Playwright Edmond Rostand (1868-1918) had a lot of friends, and they often came to visit him uninvited. He found it hard to simply tell them to go away and leave him alone. And yet he hated to be interrupted while he was working. His solution was to get naked and write for long hours while in his bathroom, usually soaking in the bathtub. His intrusive friends rarely had the nerve to insist on socializing. In this way, Rostand found the peace he needed to create his masterpiece Cyrano de Bergerac, as well as numerous other plays. I suggest you consider a comparable gambit. You need to carve out some quality alone time.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.” The preceding reminiscence belongs to a character in Khaled Hosseini’s novel The Kite Runner. I bring it up in hopes that you will do the opposite: Say the words that need to be said. Articulate what you’re burning to reveal. Speak the truths that will send your life on a course that’s in closer alignment with your pure intentions.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) According to some traditional astrologers, Capricorns are vigilant to avoid loss. Old horoscope books suggest that you may take elaborate measures to avoid endangering what you have accumulated. To ensure that you will never run out of what you need, you may even ration your output and limit your self-expression. This behavior is rooted in the belief that you should conserve your strength by withholding or even hiding your power. While there may be big grains of truth in this conventional view of Capricorns, I think it’s only part of the story. In the coming weeks, for instance, I bet you will wield your clout with unabashed authority. You won’t save yourself for later; you’ll engage in no strategic self-suppression. Instead, you will be expansive and unbridled as you do whatever’s required to carry out the important foundation work that needs to be done.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “It seems that the whole time you’re living this life, you’re thinking about a different one instead,” wrote Latvian novelist Inga Abele in her novel High Tide. Have you ever been guilty of that? Probably. Most of us have at one time or another. That’s the bad news. The good news is that the coming months will bring you excellent opportunities to graduate forever from this habit. Not all at once, but gradually and incrementally, you can shed the idea that you should be doing something other than what you’re doing. You can get the hang of what it’s like to thoroughly accept and embrace the life you are actually living. And now is an excellent time to get started in earnest on this project.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “Even nightingales can’t be fed on fairy tales,” says a character in Ivan Turgenev’s novel Fathers and Sons. In other words, these marvelous birds, which sing sublimely and have long been invoked by poets to symbolize lyrical beauty, need actual physical sustenance. They can’t eat dreamy stories.

Having acknowledged that practical fact, however, I will suggest that right now you require dreamy stories and rambling fantasies and imaginary explorations almost as much as you need your daily bread. Your soul’s hunger has reached epic proportions. It’s time to gorge.

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Meredith (Animal ID A339071) purrs a lot and loves to be petted. She is curious and likes to play a little, but she mostly just wants to be spoiled with your attention. If you want a mellow and sweet kitty, come meet Meredith! During the month of February, orange County animal Services will hold a Name Your Price promotion, which will let you choose your own adoption fee. For more information, visit ocnetpets. com or visit the shelter at 2769 Conroy Road.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E Down to business: Christmas came and went, and every present I bought for my extraordinary husband could be opened in front of our children. He deserves better, and I have a particular gift in mind for Valentine’s Day. My husband has expressed an interest in sounding, something we’ve attempted only with my little finger. He seemed to enjoy it! But the last thing I want to do is damage his big, beautiful dick. So is sounding a fun thing? Is sounding a safe thing? Recommendations for a beginner’s sounding kit? Or should I scrap the idea and just get him another butt plug?

Safety Of Sounding P.S. Here is a picture of the big, beautiful dick I don’t want to damage.

Sounding, for those of you who didn’t go to the same Sunday school I did, involves the insertion of smooth metal or plastic rods into the urethra. Sounding is sometimes done for legitimate medical purposes (to open up a constricted urethra, to locate a blockage), and it’s sometimes done for legitimate erotic purposes (some find the sensation pleasurable, and others are turned on by the transgression, particularly when a man is being sounded, i.e., the penetrator’s penetrator penetrated).

So, yeah, some people definitely think sounding is a fun thing, SOS. “But whether or not something is a safe thing depends on knowledge of the risks/pitfalls and an observance of proper technique,” said Dr. Keith D. Newman, a urologist and a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons. “The urethral lining has the consistency of wet paper towels and can be damaged easily, producing scarring. And the male urethra takes a bend just before the prostate.

Negotiating that bend takes talent, and that’s where most sounding injuries occur.”

Recreational cock sounders – particularly newbies – shouldn’t attempt to push past that bend.

But how do you know when you’ve arrived at that bend?

“SOS’s partner should do the inserting initially,” said Dr. Newman, “as the bend in the urethra is easily recognized by the soundee. Once he is clear on his cues – once he understands the sensations, what works, and when the danger areas are reached – SOS can participate safely with insertion.”

And cleanliness matters, SOS, whether you’re sounding the husband or serving burritos to the public.

“Infection is always an issue,” said Dr. Newman.

“Clean is good, but the closer to sterile the better.

And be careful about fingers. They can be more dangerous than sounds because of the nails and difficulty in sterilizing.”

So for the record, SOS: Your previous attempts at sounding – those times you jammed your little finger into your husband’s piss slit – were more dangerous than the sounding you’ll be doing with

the lovely set of stainless-steel sounding rods you’ll be giving your hubby on Valentine’s Day. Moving on …

“Spit is not lube,” said Dr. Newman. “Water- or silicone-based lubes are good; oil-based is not so good with metal instruments.” (You can also go online and order little single-serving packets of sterile lubricant. Don’t ask me how I know this.)

Using “glass or other breakable instruments” as sounds is a Very Bad Idea. Dr. Newman was pretty emphatic on this point – and while it sounds like a fairly obvious point, anyone who’s worked in an ER can tell you horror stories about all the Very Bad Ideas they’ve retrieved from people’s urethras, vaginas and rectums.

Now let’s go shopping!

“Choosing the best ‘starter kit’ is not hard: Pratt Dilators are not hard to find online, they’re not that expensive, and they will last a lifetime,” said Dr. Newman. (I found a set of Pratt Dilators on Amazon for less than $30.) And when your set arrives, SOS, don’t make the common mistake of starting with the smallest/skinniest sound in the pack. “Inserting something too small allows wiggle room on the way in and for a potential to stab the urethral wall,” said Dr. Newman.

The doc’s next safety tip will make sense after you’ve seen a set of Pratt Dilators: “Always keep the inserted curve facing one’s face, meaning the visible, external curve facing away toward one’s back.”

You can gently stroke your husband’s cock once the sound is in place, SOS; you can even blow him.

Vaginal intercourse is off the table, obviously, and you might not wanna fuck his big beautiful dick with a sound until you’re both feeling like sounding experts. And when that time comes: Don’t stab away at his cock with a sound in order to sound-fuck him. A quality sound has some weight and heft – hold his erection upright, slowly pull the well-lubricated, non-glass sound until it’s almost all the way out and then let go. It will sink back without any help from you.

Your husband’s butt should be plug-free during your sounding sessions, SOS, as a plug could compress a section his urethra. If you’re skilled enough to work around the bend – or if you’re foolish enough to push past it – the sound could puncture his compressed urethra. And a punctured urethra is every bit as unpleasant as it sounds. (Sorry.)

Finally, SOS, what about coming? Will your husband’s balls explode if he blows a load while a metal rod is stuffed in his urethra?

“Coming with the sound in place is a matter of personal preference,” said Dr. Newman. “There is no particular danger involved.”

P.S. Thank you for the picture.

On the Lovecast, porn star Bailey Jay on the perils and pleasures of letting your dirty photos out: savagelovecast.com.

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Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2001 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG22K91U800591 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on February 10, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY FLORIDA VENTURES TRUST 2013-I-H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC, ITS TRUSTEE, PLAINTIFF, vs. FRANCISCO E. MICHEL; et al., Defendants CASE NO.: 2015-CA-001177MF NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Osceola County, Florida, Case No. 2015-CA-001177MF, in which, VENTURES TRUST 2013-IH-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC ITS TRUSTEE, is the Plaintiff, and Francisco E. Michel; Unknown Spouse of Francisco E. Michel; Neptune Pointe Homeowners’ Association, Inc.; Buenaventura Lake Shopping Center, Ltd.; Dodge Enterprises, Inc.; and Unknown Tenants in Possession, are Defendants, and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described on the following described property in Osceola County, Florida: Lot 90, Neptune Pointe, according to the map or plat thereof, as recorded in Plat Book 16, Page(s) 15 and 16, of the Public Records of Osceola County, Florida. Property Address: 2115 Fleet Court, Kissimmee, FL 34744 Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, the Osceola County Clerk of Court will offer the abovereferenced real property at public sale to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m. on the 5th day of February, 2016, in, Suite 2602/ Room 2600 of the Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Kissimmee, FL 34741. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE I HEREBY CERTIFY that a true and correct copy of the foregoing was electronically filed with Clerk of Court and furnished by electronic mail to: Daniel Bayley, Esquire, Attorney for Defendant Neptune Pointe Homeowners’ Association Inc., dbayley@bayleylaw.com; sent via U.S. mail to Francisco Michel, 2926 Rio Grande Trail, Kissimmee, FL 34741; Unknown Spouse of Francisco Michel, 2926 Rio Grande Trail, Kissimmee, FL 34741; Buenaventura Lake Shopping Center, LTD, c/o ROSA ECKSTEIN SCHECHTER, 550 BILTMORE WAY, #1110, CORAL GABLES, FL 33134 and Dodge Enterprises, Inc., c/o Jeff Becker, Registered Agent, 4100 Southpoint Drive East, Suite 3, Jacksonville, FL 32216 this 19th day of January, 2016. /s/ CAMERON H.P. WHITE Florida Bar No. 021343, cwhite@southmilhausen. com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No. 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen. com, South Milhausen, P.A. , 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration at Two Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida 34741, Telephone: (407) 343-2417 within two (2) working days of your receipt of this (describe notice); If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP02-387 IN THE INTEREST OF:X.B. DOB: 06/21/2001, Minor Child.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Maurice Bullard Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on February 11, 2016, at 1:30 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on February 12, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2002 GMC, Vin#1GTCS14W528169138; 2000 Chrysler, Vin#1C4GP54LXYB615618; 1996 Nissan, Vin#JN1CA21D5TT139726; 1993 Toyota, Vin#4T1SK12E9PU309773; 1994 Chevrolet, Vin#1G1AZ3791DR292736; 2001 Infiniti, Vin#JNKCA31A61T039354; 2006 Ford, Vin#1FAFP36N36W119120; 2002 KIA, Vin#KNAFB121925149896; 2008 Chrysler, Vin#1C3LC65M18N180224; 1997 Pontiac, Vin#1G2WP52K3VF346473.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.C. DOB: 10/07/2014, Minor Child.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Jitashio Demorantice Conyer Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on February 22, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 2/8/16, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd.

Orlando, FL 32810-4304, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINK’S AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only.

1997 Ford 2FALP74W4VX175818 1998 Ford 1FTRE1423WHB51774 1999 Infiniti JNKCA21A4XT750442 1989 GMC 1GTDC14H9KE527085

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-349 IN THE INTEREST OF:D.B. DOB: 12/07/2001, Minor Child.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Locke Johnson Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on March 24, 2016, at 1:30 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to F S713.78, February 11,2016,at 5PM to 7PM,at 1900 South Orange Blossom Trail,Orlando/FL 32805 will sell the vehicle as is,no warranty,no guarantees the title,terms cash.Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids.2015 CHEVY,vin #3GCPCREC6FG317265.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Wiltek Group, LLC, of 451 Mailtand Avenue, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: The Wiltek Group It is the intent of the undersigned to register “The Wiltek Group” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 21 of January, 2016

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP05-356 In the Interest of T.J., DOB: 01/14/2014, Minor Child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Thomas Jacobs: address unknown; WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel Dawson on February 23, 2016 @ 2:00 p.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Veraunda I. Jackson, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, veraunda.jackson@myflfamilies.com.

WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 14th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /S/ Deputy Clerk.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Radford Crouppen, of 2310 Weber St., Orlando FL, 32803, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Painted Plate Food Brokers It is the intent of the undersigned to register: Painted Plate Food Brokers with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 19th of January, 2016

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Dr-Ocoee 02/10/16: 1214 Sabrina Flowers, 1600 Naomi Mathews, 2337 Ulanda Vinson, 2462 Laura Allen Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 02/10/16: A0093 Letisia Flores, F0630 Leidy Matute, F0639 Edwin Nieves,F0650 Teresa Ball, G0733 Scott Kinne, G0734 Chris Yates, G0798 Chris Adcock, G0807 Joshua Mcdonald Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 02/10/16: 1089 Claudio Rosario, 1203 Rois G Narvaez, 1515 Michael Flynn, 1708 Blanca Wise, 1714 Jorge Huertas, 2036 Caio Achcar, 2400 Tracey Boss, 3220-22 Dana L Ratzlaff Uhaul Stg Gatorland-14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 02/10/16: 1049 Dennis Martinez, 1132 Margaret Blankenship, 267 Melitza Perez, 410 Latonya Mutter, 512 Wisberty Torres, 568 Manuel Athayde, 628 Melanie Ortiz, 671 Tillis Churchill, 742 Angel Magdaleno, 808 Laura Silva, 851 Dennis Jolly, 929 Chandra Moore.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday February 17, 2016 Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #B1-Padilla, Anthony; #77- Pruna, Juanita; #79- Diehl, Caylen Andrew; #248- Ashby, Delona; #259- Torres, Luis M.; #300- Ramirez Jr., Wilfredo; #306Adams, Travis; #319- Hazel, Samantha; #339- Blanco Fernandez, Jorge M.; #341- Agosto, Lillian R.; #436- Wade, Timothy David; #439- Cokley Jr., Rex; #468- Bell, Jamel De’Lon; #470- Bennett, Rohan; #513- Slusher, Eric; #551Blair, Nancy; #552- Ginsburg, Stuart; #553- Ginsburg, Stuart; #576- Troge, Ryan; #579- Agosto, Lycia J.; #581Jobe, Cathy&Ebou; #936A- LanzoTorres, Wilfredo Alexis MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 AT 10:30AM: #0003-Fields, Francine; #0006-McCoy, Terry; #0034-Barth, Barbara Sue; #0046-Deshay, Wandra; #0048-Reeves, David; #0098-Kerr, Andrew; #0123-Zubarik, Scott; #0208-Jones III, James PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:30AM: #135- Harris,James Daniel; #926- Wright Hollinshead,Charnel Shacahn; #0085- Gonzalez Ortiz,Jonathan; #157- Laurent,Ricardo; #0033- Ogilvie, Stephanie Victoria; #996-Hall, Margaret Jean; #346-Freeman, Ryan Christopher; #299 - Wood,Kristin A; #291-Corson,Tamekia; #483-Johnson Dorner, Joyce; #248- Burnett,Dennis E; #991-Degeus,Kevin Charles; #844-Blake Jr, W. Bradford; #642Idlette,Lavonne Celeste; #597-Rothrock, Marilyn; #910-Hetrick,Jason Lee; #868-Swarthout, David Roy #620Tapoli, Francesco; #D09-Wise,Brian Scott PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 12:00PM: #98 Denise S Sims; #99 Leon C Harvey Jr; #104 Jermaine H Fort; #112 Gary Price;#199 Carlos J Rojas; #221 Marlowe Andrews; #238 Stephanie N Evans; #315 Anthony N Aloe; #357 Vanessa Jones; #410 Anshenika L Legrier; #412 Valerie Green-Thorne; #424 Derrick D Bivins Sr; #434 Tammi L Jones; #458 Derek E Whitmore; #459 Ashley R Ferrell; #470 Bettina R Bolden; #476 Dawn K Lauderback-Wissinger; #486 Jamohn J Mack; #492 Mercile H Lewis;#521 Laquisha S Womack; #526 Cody D Hockersmith; #535 Kymbre L Pearce; #546 Caulton M Paul; #608 Cleveland Smith.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/ SHEA ROBINSON SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP13-534 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN : G H. DOB: 12/09/2010, E.H. DOB: 10/24/2011, I.H. DOB: 07/30/2013, C.H. DOB: 05/18/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: JUAN HERNANDEZ-FLORES (Legal Father), Address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on February 15, 2016 at 2:15 p.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5TH day of January, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Kimberly Andre, Esquire FBN: 45283, Senior Attorney for, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, 407-317-7643 (Telephone) 407-317-7126 (Fax).

CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, within two (2) working days of receipt of this notice. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771, Florida Relay Service.

Notice of Pubic Sale of abandoned property per Florida Statue 715.109. Property to be sold.

1981 CHAM 60’ mobile home FL VIN 061166S5868 Sale will be held at 9:00 a.m. on February 11th 2016 at 5600 Jaleen Ave. Orlando, FL. Former tenant/owner Edward Boris Tashoff NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on Monday the 11th day of February 2016, at 1:00 P.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 The Following: Name, Unit #, Contents: Daniel Christopher Kidney (#273) Mattress and bed frame-Gaming Chair-Artwork Vaughn Neth (#195) Tile Saw-Appliances-Table and cairs Sara Ozim (#210) Table and chairsMisc totes-Artwork.

Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the, 27th day January 2016 and, 3rd day of February, 2016.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-502 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.P. DOB: 10/27/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: TALISHA THOMAS, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on March 8, 2016 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of January, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126Fax, jennifer.shepard@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

Notice of Pubic Sale of abandoned property per Florida Statue 715.109. Property to be sold.

2005 CHRY Utility Passenger Vehicle FL VIN 2C4GM48L25R55520. Sale will be held at 9:00 a.m. on February 11th 2016 at 5600 Jaleen Ave. Orlando, FL. Former tenant/owner Edward Boris Tashoff.

STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF BUNCOMBE IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE DISTRICT COURT DIVISION JUVENILE DIVISION 10 JT 219 IN THE MATTER OF: A.D.D. Minor Child.TO: UNKNOWN FATHER(S), of one African American female child, A.D.D., born October 25, 2003 to N.M.J., in in Orange County, Florida.

The biological mother, N.M.J. is also African-American. TAKE NOTICE that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above-captioned action. The nature of the relief sought is as follows: Termination of parental rights to A.D.D., minor child, pursuant to North Carolina General Statute, 7B-1111. You are required to make defense to such proceedings no later than March 6th, 2016, said date being forty (40) days from the publication of this notice, and upon your failure to do so, the Buncombe County Department of Social Services, Petitioner, will apply to the Court for the relief sought.

If you are indigent, you are entitled to appointed counsel. You may contact the Buncombe County juvenile court clerk immediately to request counsel. This the 20th day of January, 2016. HANNA HONEYCUTT, ATTORNEY FOR BUNCOMBE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES PO BOX 7408 ASHEVILLE, NC 28802 (828)-2505500. Jan. 27, 2016; Feb. 3, 2016; Feb 10, 2016.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 2016 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www. storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER ANNEX - 6220 ALL AMERICAN BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0025 BYRON ANTHONY ROBINSON JR. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT12:30 PM: 0208 CORI ELIZABETH JACKSON;0241 DONALD XAIVER STRICKLAND; 0535 TERESA RODRIGUEZ; 0632 TRENDA MONIQUE BRIDGES; 0637 TIFFANY PATRICE PINKARD; 0707 EBONY NICOLE HENDERSON; 0735 CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL PECK; 0742 JAVARESS RESHOD BARNES; 0840 MONICA ELYSE GRAY; 0903 VANESSA L DAVENPORT; 0919 MICHEL DENISE IRIZARRY-SUTTON; 1022 DONNA RENEE FINLEY;1210 DAMEON TYRONE ELDER; 1301 MARLISHA TIJUANNA JONES; 1302 DORIAN WILLIAMS; 1404 TERRI JANINE ELWOOD; 1703 NICOLE DOROTHY ANNIE KELLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1052 AMOS HARRIS; 1059 ANGEL DENISE YOUNG; 1086 IVETTE PUERTA; 1094 CLINTON WESLEY JACKSON; 1107 CHARLES ORR MCCULLOUGH JR; 1111 NYESHA SHONTARA FOWLER; 1118 BENJAMIN JONES; 2054 LUIS CARLOS E HERNANDEZ GILES; 2058 PAULA DENISE WILSON; 2076 RICHARD ANTHONY RENTZ; 3211 DONNELL BENSON; 3218 IVETTE PUERTA; 3320 HOWARD HOLLIS; 4001 DANIEL ORTIZ CRESPO; 4006 KETURAH GAMMONS; 4036 GERRY DALE TEAGUE JR; 4046 CHANEL DENISE MIDDLETON; 4047 PHILLIP AUBREY CORBITT; 4066 MAGGIE ANITA DUNCAN; 4075 BARBARA WILLIAMS TERRELL; 4076 LANA DALAINE TURNER; 4097 DOMINIC ALLIN BELL; 4117 HUGIE HAMILTON ; 5035 LLOYD BYRON REDDEN; 6045 LEON G SINCLAIR; 6050 LATASHA SHANTE BARNES; 8007 TREVOR COBB GREATER VIEW ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES; 8038 ALEX WILLIAMS.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Marsha Heyliger, of 5855 Shoreland Trail, Orlando FL 32807, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Hybiscus Hybrid Int’l LLC It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Hybiscus Hybrid Int’l LLC” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 21 of January, 2016

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on February 12, 2016 at 9:00 am at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Hwy., Orlando, FL. 407-273-5880 2011 MITSI 4A31K5DF9BE001340 2015 NISS 3N1CE2CP0FL436624 1999 TOYO 4T1BG22K4XU903426 1992 GMC 2GTEC19K3N1506652 2002 CHEV 1G1JF524127441669.

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LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. JANUARY 2016 1. CELL PHONE, ABBEY LEAGE LANE 2. BIKE, UNKNOWN 3. TABLET/CASE, S. ORANGE AVE 4. CELL PHONE, E. CENTRAL BV 5. CELL PHONE, E. CENTRAL BV 6. CELL PHONE, E. CENTRAL BV 7. CELL PHONE, E. CENTRAL BV 8. CELL PHONES/TABLET/CHARGERS, S. KIRKMAN BV 9. BIKE, S. KIRKMAN RD 10. CELL PHONE/CHARGER/SPEAKER, UNKNOWN 11. BIKE, S. HUGHEY AVE 12. CELL PHONE, S. SEMORAN BV 13. BIKE, LESCOTT LANE 14. BIKE, W. PRINCETON ST 15. IN-DASH DISC PLAYER, N. WESTMORELAND DR 16. CELL PHONE, UNKNOWN 17. CELL PHONE, UNKNOWN 18. SPEAKERS, UNKNOWN 19. I-PAD/SIM CARDS, UNKNOWN 20. MONEY, S. ORANGE AV 21. MONEY, HILLS ST & LEE ST FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM

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