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Maybe they could use some more training I was stopped at a crossing one time up near Longwood (“Not even a Lynx driver can figure out how to stop for SunRail,” Feb. 13). The arms went back up, the lights went off, and then cars started driving through. I double-checked, looking both ways before crossing and saw the train coming – this was a full 30 seconds after the crossing had given us the all clear.

Those things are terribly run.

Brian Kelleher, via Facebook

J. Dawe-Ivines was just one of the many women who participated in the Great Florida Cattle Drive ’16.

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Having nearly been rear-ended while doing 35 in a 35 zone recently by someone who was probably doing 40-plus, I’ll add I hate those morons who don’t obey speed limits on residential streets, especially around school zones (“17 hate letters and poems to the City Beautiful,” Feb. 10).

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news & features 6 News OPD makes an arrest related to Glitz Ultra Lounge shooting; Legislature wants state parks to become self-supporting

6 This Modern World 7 Sausage Castle or bust Osceola County wants to shut down Mike Busey’s infamous home

25 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

Bao knows what he’s talking about

film 28 Dark art The Witch is a Puritan nightmare come to life

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

9 Funky junk

29 Opening in Orlando

Trash 2 Trends fashion show takes stuff nobody wants and turns it into designs nobody can ignore

Movies opening this week: Race, Risen, Son of Saul and more

10 Cracker country

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Scenes from the Great Florida Cattle Drive 2016

arts & culture 17 Floating in the Florida soup In her new book, photographer Stephanie Lister revisits her time living in Mickey’s backyard

19 Live Active Cultures

30 Guitar hero Former Megadeth guitarist Marty Friedman is coming to town to shred Backbooth

31 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

33 This Little Underground

Orlando in Sin City: Catching up with Lanie Hoxie, now dancing at David Siegel’s Westgate casino

Third Man Records’ Audio Social Dissent Tour brings some of the best underground bands in the biz to the Social

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34 Selections 36 The Week 37 Down the Road

Pan-Asian eats and sake-bomb atmosphere liven up the Thornton Park dining scene

21 Tip Jar Downtown’s Golden Knife closes, news on College Park’s long-delayed PR’s Taco Palace, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

22 Bar Exam Casey’s on Central caters to both the after-work happy hour crowd and late-night partiers

Bao, you killed it on this review (“Legendary Shack Shakers return from hiatus and completely destroy,” Feb. 8).

The South that the Legendary Shack Shakers conjure up is as natural to them as an old-time sideshow was back in the day. I am a fan of many genres of music and see many acts a month, and nobody can touch the energy and realness of this show. It has been that way for many years.

J.D. Wilkes takes the stage as only he and an old snake-toting backwoods preacher can, and that’s with total dedication to what he believes in. There is not another frontman in all of music that embodies the persona of their craft like J.D. Wilkes does.

They are Legendary and they will always Shake every Shack they play.

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attracted about 27.1 million visitors in 2014 and generated “nearly $2.1 billion in AT A FEB. 12 PRESS CONFERENCE, CHIEF JOHN direct economic impact” for the state. But MINA ANNOUNCED THAT POLICE ARRESTED that’s not enough. The state is exploring JOSE JAIME BRULL-LOPEZ. an expansion of the limited commercial activities conducted in the parks now so that they could become completely selfsustaining.

Although Steverson says this isn’t an attempt to turn the parks into “profit centers,” he wants the state parks system to generate another $20 million in revenue per year to fully cover its operating budget.

This troubles activists and environmentalists who see it as an attempt to rent out Activists protest proposal park space and natural resources to the highest bidders. to increase commercial State park managers would oversee activity in state parks the activities, but Steverson says private contractors would be employed to handle n Feb. 13, activists, concerned some of the work.

While all of this is going on, a story citizens and speakers gathered at Wekiwa Springs State in Sarasota Magazine points out that Park to protest a proposal by the Florida there’s also a proposal afloat in the state Department of Environmental Protection Legislature to waive state park admission Police say when they searched Brull- Secretary Jon Steverson to use state parks for a year beginning July 1 – although OPD makes arrests in Lopez, they found a loaded Glock to generate revenue. There’s currently a it sounds like a nice plan, and the bill’s connection with Glitz handgun magazine in his pants pocket. In plan being considered that would allow sponsor claims it’s an effort to draw more Ultra Lounge shooting an interview, Brull-Lopez told investiga- hunting, increased cattle grazing and tim- visitors to the parks, concerned critics say tors different stories, until police say he bering in state parks because, according to it’s just a tactic to reduce income from the rlando Police have arrested one finally told them that he had been inside Steverson, the parks could be doing more parks so the state can later force them to take on money-making ideas that’ll help to earn their keep. man in connection with a shoot- the club with a gun in his hand. “[Brull-Lopez] stated he was not patted According to Gov. Rick Scott’s office, cover the bottom line. – Erin Sullivan ing at Glitz Ultra Lounge that down or checked with a metal detector Florida’s “award-winning” state parks killed two people. feedback@orlandoweekly.com Jose Jaime Brull-Lopez, 23, was arrested wand upon entry like some other patrons on charges of carrying a concealed weapon were,” the affidavit says. “He stated he and tampering with physical evidence and concealed the 9mm handgun with an was taken to the Orange County Jail. He extended 30-magazine clip inside his later posted $5,150 bond and left. Ten pants in his groin area so it would not be people were shot in the club early on the detected by security. ... [He] pulled the morning of Feb. 7, and two men on oppo- firearm out when he was near the men’s site sides of the altercation, Joseph Lugo room on the north side of the club because Villalobos, 22, and Jonathan Avila Rojas, he knew of a beef between some of the men who were there and he was scared.”

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Brull-Lopez denied shooting the gun According to an arrest affidavit, BrullLopez was allegedly seen running out of and said Villalobos was his friend. He the building with a gun in his hand after said that Villalobos “ran to him for help a fight broke out between “two differ- outside after being shot,” and Brull-Lopez ent groups of Hispanic men,” who began says he hugged him and helped him shooting inside the crowded club. A down to the ground before he was taken security guard working at the club away in an ambulance, according to the heard shots and ran outside the club to affidavit. Police say rival gang members warn Orlando police officers Jerome continued making threats to each other on Kenon, Landon Thomas and Manuel social media after the shooting.

“Due to the horrific nature of this event Genao, three off-duty cops who worked for Glitz. The report says the officers and and the amount of people victimized, and the bouncers usually stayed outside the the complete reckless disregard for human life displayed by everyone with a gun inside club until requested.

The security guard and two of the offi- Glitz Ultra Lounge, the Orlando Police cers ran to the back of the club, where they Department is requesting [Brull-Lopez] be allege that they found Brull-Lopez with a held without bond as he is a danger to the gun in his hand standing next Villalobos, community,” the affidavit says.

At a press conference on Friday, Feb. who was on the ground with multiple gunshot wounds. When Brull-Lopez saw 12, Orlando Police Chief John Mina said officers, the affidavit says, he threw his that Glitz Ultra Lounge is closed, and the gun into the air toward the roof of an owner doesn’t have plans to reopen. If the owner did, he would have to talk to OPD attached shed. first about security procedures. Puerto Rican newspaper El Nuevo Dia reported that local police say Avila Rojas, one of the men killed, was in charge of a drug ring on the island. More recently he was coming and going from Orlando. He was also under investigation for several deaths. Mina did not elaborate on whether he thought the incident was related to drug trafficking.

The Orlando Sentinel reported earlier this week that several victims of the shooting have threatened to sue the club over alleged improper security procedures. – Monivette Cordeiro

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Sausage Castle or bust Osceola County wants to shut down Mike Busey’s infamous home

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fter years of notorious sex parties, dildos in fish tanks and strippers galore, the St. Cloud property known as “The Wildest House in America” might soon have to shut the party down for good.

Osceola County is trying to foreclose and bulldoze the Sausage Castle, the infamous home of Mike Busey and his sundry band of friends and followers, which usually includes strippers, jugglers, veterans, B-list celebs and society rejects. Busey and his house have been featured frequently on the website for Vice, which once called the Sausage Castle home to “Florida’s most

free-spirited freaks.”

“Osceola County has been maliciously fining Mike Busey for years for ‘code violations’ which would otherwise be frivolous litigation by any standard,” according to a GoFundMe page Busey created to raise money to save his home.

“Despite countless attempts to comply with the overreaching authority of the code enforcement and the ruthless tyranny of the county commission, the office of the county commissioner insists on putting us out on the street. ... Their agenda is to level and reduce the Sausage Castle into the earth from which it came.”

bunch of procedural stuff that has to play out,” he says. “We have to follow the legal process.”

Osceola County Commissioner Fred Hawkins Jr. says he’s gotten complaints about the Sausage Castle ever since he’s been in office. Mostly, people grumble about the gunfire and Busey’s posts on social media. Of the latter, Hawkins tells his constituents he can’t interfere because that’s a matter of free speech. But the county is concerned with the size of his parties, which require a permit, alterations he’s made to the Sausage Castle without permits and the way he’s treated the surrounding wetlands.

Busey has publicly blamed Hawkins, a former neighbor, for complaining to code enforcement. Hawkins says he’s never called code enforcement on Busey and hasn’t lived in the neighborhood for three years.

“He’s trying to change the focus away from what he’s done wrong,” Hawkins says. “This isn’t some vendetta the county has on his lifestyle.”

Hawkins believes many of Busey’s code issues could be mediated and the fines can be paid, but he doesn’t see how Busey can overcome the fact that constructors built the home in a different area from where they told the county it would be.

“I’m not his enemy,” Hawkins says. “I would talk to him. It’s not a lifestyle I would condone, but I’m not one to judge him. We’re just trying to take care of code issues. … We do what’s lawfully right to protect the taxpayers.”

Despite repeated phone calls and messages, Busey could not be reached for comment by Orlando Weekly. As of Monday afternoon, his GoFundMe page has raised $5,885 of the $10,000 requested.

“You can call him crazy!” Busey writes about himself. “You may not agree with his way of life! But [he is] one of the most giving, kind-hearted assholes you will ever meet.”

Osceola County spokesperson Mark Pino says the case against the Sausage Castle at 3881 Hickory Tree Road in St. Cloud began at the end of 2009 when the county received a complaint about a large pile of trash. In January 2010, the county sent a notice of violation to all parties involved on the property for allowing the operation of a nonpermitted, non-approved entertainment facility on the property, turning the garage into a living area, and allowing solid-waste spillage and junk to pile up on the property. The parties included Busey, who is a tenant, and the property owners, which include IE LLC, Daniel Bourbeau, and Michael and Fiona Brown.

Various violations and the addition of a Tiki bar since then have led to fines of up to $250 a day. Pino says Busey is responsible for $340,000 in unpaid fines, and the property owners have racked up their own fines, too. In total, the fines for all parties amount to about $1 million.

Pino says the county’s main problem with the Sausage Castle is where it’s built.

The house, constructed in 2001 near Alligator Lake and valued at $117,000, is not in accordance with the original construction plans the builder presented to the county. It crosses lot lines and sits on the state-owned sovereign lake bottom of Alligator Lake.

Osceola County issued a non-compliance affidavit for the property in December, Pino says. He adds that the county is still in the process of foreclosure, which is at least a 90-day process. “[Busey] has made it sound like he’s facing bulldozers, but there’s still a whole

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Funky junk Trash 2 Trends fashion show takes stuff nobody wants and turns it into designs nobody can ignore

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lost my head for Marie Antoinette.

She was dazzling and surreal, like something that walked out of Terry Gilliam’s dreams. With her wild blonde hair holding a ship aloft and her dress made of maps, she reminded us that the world is big, but our imaginations can make it bigger.

And greener.

Bon Voyage, Charlotte, a Marie Antoinette-inspired ensemble designed by Kyana Wilborn, was one of many that blew the audience away at Trash 2 Trends, an Evening of Recycled Fashion. The show, which took place on Feb. 6 at SeaWorld’s Ports of Call, featured clothing made entirely from repurposed materials.

The event is an annual fundraiser for the City of Orlando’s nonprofit organization Keep Orlando Beautiful, an affiliate of Keep America Beautiful. If that name sounds familiar it’s because Keep America Beautiful is the organization that guilted the bejesus out of us all with its 1971 anti-pollution commercial featuring “the crying Indian,” in which Native American actor Chief Iron Eyes Cody sheds a single tear after seeing what a mess this oncepristine country has become. Unless you were a little sociopath in the ’70s, once you’d seen the crying Indian commercial, you’d just as soon swallow your Bazooka Joe wrapper than litter it. Back then, we didn’t have the option to “skip this ad,” and, in this case, we were better for it.

We were better for seeing Trash 2 Trends, too. According to Trash 2 Trends coordinator Jody Buyas, the show is inspired by the idea of “bringing art, fashion and sustainability all together in an innovative way to help bring awareness to Keep Orlando Beautiful and the way we think about trash.” Certainly everyone in that audience saw their “junk” as “materials” after the show. Award-

winning designs included Nancy Alonso’s sweet strapless dress “The Wave,” made from hospital throwaways, and Helaine Schneider’s “Transformation,” a dress that morphed from a punk-rock mini to a redcarpet gown made from a sign company’s Dumpster scraps.

There was much more, but for me Charlotte took the cake.

Marie Antoinette, says designer Wilborn, “once wore a ship in her wig,” and that over-the-top topper inspired Wilborn, who works in creative costuming at Walt Disney World. The ship was a discarded donation woven into the model’s hair by Jacob Boudreaux. “Without him her hair would have been a shipwreck,” she says via email.

And the maps?

“I have wanderlust!” Wilborn says. “I tried to incorporate city, state, country and world maps into the dress. The whole bodice is woven out of Florida state maps my sister and I have picked up on our road trips.”

A slightly better keepsake than a plastic gator-shaped soda cup, right?

And thankfully for people like me, you don’t even have to be competent with grown-up scissors to make your own conservation-minded clothing.

“Restyling” is a great way to spiff up your closet, Wilborn says. “Make a plain piece pop by adding some embellishments such as sequins, studs or lace. You don’t have to be skilled; just have fun creating something new.”

And it gets even easier, being green.

“Donating is the best and easiest way to recycle clothes,” Wilborn says and shockingly, according to the Council for Textile Recycling, only 15 percent of textiles in the United States are donated; 85 percent go to landfills. That’s a lot of trash. Plus it deprives pinchpennies like me a chance to treasure hunt for your stuff in the thrift store.

In all, Trash 2 Trends was a great evening with a lot of reminders that the world is indeed a big place and can be a much prettier one with some imagination and just a little extra effort to be a little less trashy.

Seriously. I mean it. Don’t make me get the crying Indian. feedback@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Once a decade, hundreds of riders come together to keep the traditions of Cracker culture alive PHOTOS BY WILLIE J. ALLEN JR.

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There’s not a whole lot to see when you get to Kenansville, a tiny rural community about 40 miles southeast of Kissimmee. It’s listed as a “semi ghost town,” on ghosttowns.com, and when you get there you can see why – aside from a gas station (which also serves as a grocery and feed store) and a community center, there’s not much else around. Webb’s Heartbreak Hotel, which legend has it is the one that inspired Elvis Presley to write the song, stands watch over the empty stretch of Canoe Creek Road, which once led people into what in the 1800s was a typical Florida cattle town.

There’s not much reason for people to come to Kenansville anymore – even the closest ATM is about 15 miles away – but on a recent January morning, there’s a long line of cars pulling up alongside a dusty dirt road that leads to the Silver Spurs arena, just off the main drag. They’re here to watch the cows come home.

Every 10 years, hundreds of men, women and children take part in one of the most Floridian of living-history experiences, called the Great Florida Cattle Drive. They travel from near and far with their horses, trailers and gear to take part in the experience, during which they drive 500 head of Florida Cracker cattle – one of the oldest and rarest breeds of cattle in the country, directly related to livestock brought to Florida in the 1500s by Spanish conquistadors – 60 miles from St. Cloud to Kissimmee. They do it the old-school way – they ride horseback or in wagons the whole way, they camp in tents and they eat their meals around a campfire. Many bring their kids along for the experience.

They don’t do it for money (in fact, people pay to take part in the drive) or for competition – they do it only for the experience and to keep the traditions of Cracker culture alive.

“The educational piece to this is so the children of Florida can learn about this lifestyle, aside from reading about it in A Land Remembered,” says Michelle Mayfield Turner, a volunteer who also acts as the media liaison

for the event. “This is all about keeping our heritage, our culture, alive.”

This year, more than 400 riders took part in the drive, and according to Turner, more women than men participated. “That’s the first time that’s ever happened,” she says, adding that this is the third time the drive has taken place.

“The guys like to say the women have more free time and discretionary income,” laughs Linda Ballantine Brown, an Osceola County rancher who has taken part in all of the drives thus far. “I say we are just tougher!”

On Jan. 30, the riders drove the cows to Kenansville to mark the end of the drive, and riders, spectators and event organizers gathered in the scrubby fields to celebrate with barbecue, live music and storytelling.

“It was an adventure, and it was very wet,” says Beverly Eckhardt, a sixth-generation Floridian who drove a covered wagon along the route. She says the experience, which was on her “bucket list,” was more modern than she thought it would be, but it was truly authentic in that the unseasonably wet weather created actual obstacles that cow hunters of the past would have had no modern-day tools to overcome. “We were supposed to follow the cows all the way, but with all the rain, the creeks flooded, and we just couldn’t get through,” she says.

Outside the Silver Spurs arena, the riders sipped beer, fed their horses and wandered through some livinghistory displays set up in the field nearby. Two men, dressed in period Cracker cowboy costume, stood side by side next to a Ford F-150 pickup and held an iPhone out at arms’ length. “Here,” one of the men said to his friend. “Let’s get a picture together.”

It was, perhaps, the first selfie ever taken by authentic Cracker cowboys. – Erin Sullivan

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Left to right: Max Coggins, 8, his grandfather and trail boss Mike Wilder, and twin brother, Rhett Coggins, lead hundreds of Cracker cows and riders toward the arena in Kenansville on Jan. 30. Many families brought their kids to participate in the Great Florida Cattle Drive so they could get a taste of what it was like to be a Florida cow hunter living and working in the 1800s. The drive re-creates the challenges, hardships and good times for modern-day Floridians to experience.

Along with hundreds of other riders, Donna Compton, of Youngsville, North Carolina, removes her hat during “The Star Spangled Banner” at the end of the drive.

A hand-painted horse with the history of Florida and the Great Florida Cattle Drive painted on it sits just outside the Silver Spurs

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Riders rest their horses in the tall grasses at the end of the trail.

Arena. The horse, painted by Linda Ballantine Brown, was one of

This year, riders traveled from as far away as Germany, England,

the prizes in a raffle at the end of the drive.

South America, California and Texas to attend the decennial event.

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Justin Mickelsen, 13, stands atop his horse and cracks his whip.

“Awesome,” said Mickelsen of Mobile, Alabama, about his six-day trip into the Florida wilderness.

Lori Wilfcord-Herbenick, of Jacksonville, waters her daughter’s horse Flicka after the drive.

Nearly 500 head of Cracker cows and other cattle made the almost 60-mile trip from St. Cloud to Kenansville.

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Floating in the Florida soup In her new book, photographer Stephanie Lister revisits her time living in Mickey’s backyard

BY JE SSICA BRYCE YOU N G EAST TO EL RANCHO, WEST TO WALT DISNEY by Stephanie Lister | Mirro Editions | 136 pages

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he last time we wrote about Stephanie Lister, it was in a preview of a wild night at the Space (RIP), a group show curated by Jessica Earley called I Believe in You, at which Lister and her sister Miel created a memorable performance and installation.

“This exuberant group explosion has a melancholy undernote, though,” we wrote.

“As is the norm in any creative community that isn’t New York or L.A., several of the participating artists are moving away soon. … Both Lister sisters will be presenting here for the last time before bursting out of Orlando’s boundaries, but they will leave knowing that we believe in them.” That was August 2013, and by fall, the Lister sisters were gone.

So it was a lovely surprise to discover

Steph Lister’s new photo book, East to El Rancho, West to Walt Disney, while browsing through the LA Art Book Fair website last week. Mirro Editions, a small Bay Area art press, is publishing the book in a limited edition of 200.

“We were promised some work out West and decided to just pick up and go, start a new life,” Lister says in an email written in the car on her way to the book fair.

“Orlando was treating us well, but once you get that itch it sticks. I was born in Palm Springs so I felt an urge to live in California again and see what it’s like.”

Once resettled in Oakland, Lister kept shooting (and making new work with her sister in a performance/video group called Oracle Plus). “In the fall of 2014 I volunteered to photograph the residents at an SRO in San Francisco who were formerly homeless and struggle with addiction, often having no recent photographs of themselves,” she says. “I also worked as a school portrait photographer when I first

moved here, because I really needed a job.”

The book’s title comes from a mnemonic device Lister’s mom gave her to help remember directions on I-4 when she started driving – “El Rancho” was the name of her grandparents’ motel outside Orlando, where she and her parents lived when they first moved here in 1990. With a yin-yang title like that, it’s natural that the book falls into this-or-that separations: color or black & white, night or day, sunny or cloudy, pretty or trashy.

The photos present a fragmented Florida – an environment of crabby brown lawns and deflating balloons, roadside motels and crumply beer cans, but also of sizzling blue skies, sparkly pool water and cheap new bikinis. In some frames, bright colors pop off the page sharp as a William Eggleston; in others, there’s a blurry, earthy haze (that’s both a technical description of the images, and a look in the eyes and faces of some of the subjects).

The book also vacillates between nighttime and daytime: By day, Lister’s friends hang out on pool noodles and bounce on trampolines; senior citizens pose in the soft pink Florida light; egrets and peacocks strut through man-made or man-encroached surroundings. At night, an anarchic fairyland mischief seeps into the scene: Smoke trickles from the mouth of a girl wearing giant lightning-bolt earrings; a Santa mannequin in a darkened Christmas-tree lot gestures enigmatically.

As in another recent book documenting a Floridian young-adulthood, Paul Kwiatkowski’s And Every Day Was Overcast, Florida’s “amorphous terrain – swamps and beaches, neither land nor water” informs every pixel and grain. There’s an orlandoweekly.com

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ecstatic intimacy to Lister’s portraits of her friends and family, especially her sister, but also to the photographs in which no person is pictured. An indistinguishable structure completely overtaken by jungly green vines and bougainvillea basks in flat, metallic light just like her sunbathing friends do, emanating a Sigmund the Sea Monstertype personality of its own.

“I miss Florida often and have such a different sense of it now that I’m gone. You can’t really see the bowl you’re sitting in type of thing,” Lister muses. “This book is made of photos I took while still floating in the Florida soup, but took its shape with a few years of distance. Each time I visit I feel more and more like a tourist.

“Photographing a place you live and a place you visit are so different, and I still feel like I’m in between visiting and living here in Oakland, so it felt really comforting to work on this book – revisiting the formative years in Mickey’s backyard.” jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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PHOTOS COURTESY OF ‘SEXXY’ AT WESTGATE LAS VEGAS RESORT & CASINO

Orlando in Sin City: Catching up with Lanie Hoxie, now dancing at David Siegel’s Westgate casino Last week I took my annual research trip for The Unofficial Guide to Las Vegas, and the highlight of my visit was reuniting with Elaine “Lanie” Hoxie, whom longtime Orlando dance fans will remember from VarieTease and DRIP. I caught up with her at David Siegel’s Westgate casino before seeing Sexxy, the topless revue she’s starring in through March 12. While Lanie prepared pasties for her performance, she filled me in on her life since leaving Orlando and shared some insights on Central Florida versus Sin City.

LAC: Why did you move from Orlando to Los Angeles to Las Vegas?

LH: I’ve been here almost two years now.

I had already kind of intended on moving to Vegas, mainly because I wanted to pay off student loans. … So I moved here with that specific purpose, putting those feelers out there. I knew a lot of dancers out here already.

I had happened to start working with Hal Sparks. … His girlfriend was producing and choreographing a show here with another friend, and they were like, “There might be a job for you.” Right away I moved out, and I auditioned and was put right into the show.

How is Orlando’s burlesque scene different from Las Vegas and Los Angeles?

Every area is completely different. I learned everything from Blue and Tymisha [of VarieTease]. I had the best teachers and influences that I feel anybody can have.

They prepared me for my future; I learned so much from them. Learning from Blue, I feel that Orlando has … more of that dragqueen vibe to it. It’s completely different in L.A.; there is that striptease element, but you’re dealing with these dancers that will go balls to the wall doing anything.

I’ve been a part of some crazy rock burlesque shows, doing stuff for Rob Zombie. I call it “thrashy & trashy” – that’s definitely my style. I love it! … I wouldn’t even necessarily call the topless shows here burlesque; burlesque is more of a striptease, where in these show you might have it all off to begin with.

What are Las Vegas auditions like?

In L.A. I was up against 700 people at times. Here it’s much smaller. You’re in your skivvies, learning some choreo and usually a little freestyle … and a lot of times if it’s a topless show, they will ask you to take your top off so they can see the goods.

How did you get cast in Sexxy?

This is the second show that I’ve done.

The first was called Dreamgirls, and it was an amazing show. In my solo I was barefoot, and it was way more contemporary, more of my dance roots. Great show, great cast. I loved everybody, which is rare in this town to find.

Sexxy has been around for a year now. I was actually working in L.A. when they had auditions. I was going back and forth, thinking, “I just want to get a job in Vegas again.”

The day I got back into Vegas, I auditioned and was put into the show. We had only a month to put the show together!

Any memorable celebrity encounters?

A lot of the old rocker dudes hang out in town. Vince Neil has actually come to the show a few times, it’s always pretty rowdy.

Nothing too crazy. I like to keep my mind – here in Vegas it can be very easily lost.

Advice for Orlandoans considering moving to Vegas?

Be prepared for anything. I’m a hustler, I like to do everything and anything … I’m lucky if I get four hours of sleep at night, but I like to keep it that way. There is so much opportunity for work here.

What’s next for you?

I’m leaving the show. I’m more of a freelance type of girl, and I’m 35 and ready to set up my future. I’ve been getting a lot more involved in choreographing again and directing. I work with a group called the

Flaunt Girls, out of South Dakota; they became popular from the TV show Full Throttle. We do motorcycle rallies all over; we were just in the Bahamas doing jobs for the PGA and Tiger Woods.

I’ve also gotten involved with Curtis Young, an up-andcoming hip-hop artist who is Dr. Dre’s son. We’ve got some big stuff coming up, some shows in Mexico with Pitbull and Ne-Yo, and an East Coast tour with Wyclef.

They’re a great family to be a part of, and I’m going to be hiring the dancers, choreographing, putting everything together. Also, we’re filming a reality show called Seeds of Hip-Hop, which will be on VH1, so I’ll be a part of that as well.

There’s big stuff coming up!

Any plans to return to Orlando?

I was hoping to go back for a visit but I don’t know when that’s happening quite yet. Things just get crazier and crazier. I’m so thankful for my experiences in Orlando, especially with Blue, Tymisha and Willy [Marchante]. I learned so much from those guys. They prepared me for everything that there is, so thank you! skubersky@orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

Chef-entrepreneur Trina GregoryPropst of Se7en Bites Bake Shop is the featured guest at ORL Food Lab’s Feb. 22 event at 1300 Brookhaven Drive. The event is free and open to the public.

We first told you about the Beard in Baldwin event a month ago, and now we can report more about the April 9 food-and-wine walkaround. Chefs from 15 local restos (Rusty Spoon, K, Soco, Ravenous Pig, to name a few) will attend, as will chefs from around the state – including former Top Chef contestant Kenny Gilbert of Gilbert’s Underground Kitchen in Jacksonville and James Beard Award semifinalist Timon Balloo of Sugarcane in Miami. Tix are $75, or $150 for the VIP experience.

Swine & Sons teams up with Frog Song Organics for a three-course dinner at 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 17. Cost is $50.

Baolin temple Pan-Asian eats and sake-bomb atmosphere liven up the Thornton Park dining scene

BY FAIYAZ KARA BAOERY ASIAN GASTROPUB 617 E. Central Blvd. | 407-849-9779 | baoery.com | $$

PHOTOS BY ROB BARTLETT

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reg Richie loves his martial arts.

Get into a conversation with him about classic fight flicks and he’ll unleash a fury of filmic references that’ll have your head reeling like a Tony Jaa skull-crack. And Richie can also hold his own in the culinary arts. At Thornton Park’s Soco, he’s demonstrated an acute aptitude for fashioning contemporary Southern fare – it’s a cuisine that’s right in his wheelhouse. But he really seems to gets his kicks at his latest eatery, Baoery Asian Gastropub.

The tongue-in-cheek dish names and sakebomb atmo are a dead giveaway that Richie intends to provide an antidote to Soco’s decidedly more serious climate. Even the touches of Zen – a giant Buddha mural, a Chinese gong, and some sort of unfinished wood-beamed op-art thing above the bar – make forceful aesthetic statements.

We’ve been to Baoery on occasions when it was hard to hear yourself talking and others when you could hear a pin drop, but one consistent aspect has always been the stickto-your-ribs pan-Asian plates. Bao, those sweet-and-spongy buns currently trending on the city’s food index, are the purported specialty here, but with only four offered,

it would serve the restaurant well to come up with more. That said, it was hard not getting handsy with the pork belly bao ($8), dubbed the “Jade Emperor,” with luscious slabs of belly, hoisin, kimchi and pickled cucumber stuffed inside a soft bun. The “Twin Dragons” bao with Korean fried chicken ($8) won’t have you breathing fire, as I’m sure was the intent, but it will light a spark. The same could be said about most dishes here – they all bring a modicum of heat; not too much, not too little.

A blast of umami struck our nostrils when a beautiful bowl of pepper-grilled chicken ramen ($14) graced with a poached egg and nori square was set before us. But it was hard to discern the flavor of the broth, as there was so little poured into the bowl.

No flavoring issues with the bulgogi-grilled beef burger ($10) with kimchi, though – it’s one of the better burgers I’ve had the pleasure of sampling, and I quite enjoyed the sides of Asian slaw and peppery togarashi fries. We also got a side of five-spice roasted carrots ($4.50), which were way too sweet to fully enjoy. The dap ($16) – bibimbap with duck – wasn’t presented in a traditional stone bowl, but there was enough of the coveted crunchy rice and runny fried egg to qualify it as worthy.

A dessert bao’s ($6.50) filling of

tempura-fried banana, caramel, and cranberry-kumquat marmalade had us straddling the proverbial fence. We liked the filling, but it didn’t quite jibe with the texture of the bun. Ditto with the Thai sticky rice pudding ($5). While I could’ve indulged in the caramelized Asian pear all night long, eating the coconut rice (which wasn’t really sticky) beneath the crunchy fruit became a tedious exercise.

Apart from the cheeky names, some thought was put into Baoery’s beverage offerings; there’s a handful of intriguing wine and beer options to go along with the requisite sakes and cocktails. As far as service is concerned, it should be noted that on our latest visit, all the dishes we ordered came out practically at once. We’ve also had servers who’ve been simultaneously too attentive and forgetful but, for the most part, they’re friendly, accommodating and professional.

What Baoery does is take everyday panAsian fare and make it fun and playful. It’s on our regular rotation, and it certainly wouldn’t hurt to put it on yours. Even with pacing and service issues and a few wanted tweaks, we can’t help but buy into Richie’s kung fu hustle.

OPENINGS Take this with a grain of salt, but PR’s Taco Palace in College Park has cleared hurdles with the city and is expected to open “toward the end of the month.”

Job interviews took place last week, so that’s a good sign … Nova Regional American Grill has opened in Ivanhoe Village … Verde Cantina, a Mexican soul food joint promising “bold flavors inspired by the sunny street markets of Mexico,” has opened in Thornton Park … Park Café & Bakery, a Mediterranean bakery by one half of the duo that opened Shish.Co, has opened in Hannibal Square … At the Altamonte Springs Whole Foods, Genji Sushi’s sixth Wok Street, the first in Florida, has opened … In Longwood, Coast to Coast Café, serving dishes the owner has enjoyed on road trips across the country, has opened in the former Hourglass Brewery space on Ronald Reagan Blvd.; Zanzibar Coffee House, a pseudo-African themed café, has opened just up the street … California Tortilla opened its first location in Florida at the Crosslands Shopping Center in Kissimmee.

CLOSINGS Golden Knife Chophouse has closed downtown and will be replaced by the Red Mug Diner, a 24-hour diner promising power outlets at every table.

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Casey’s on Central Address/phone/web:

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

50 E. Central Blvd., 407-648-4218; caseysoncentral.com

Surprisingly clean and graffiti-free

Bag hooks? Y

After work or after hours? Both

TVs? Y N What’s on? Sports and sporting news

Beer/wine or liquor too? Both Check all that apply: fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles (more than 15) wide selection on tap (more than 15)

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DJs? Y N Live music? Y

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Loud music or background music?

Background; no Touchtunes

Songs we heard here: White Stripes, “Icky Thump”; Beck, “Loser” Games? Check all that apply:

Smoking allowed inside? Y Outside drinking? Y

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Like a lot of downtown bars, Casey’s has two clienteles: the after-work happy hour seekers and the late-night partiers. Not all bars can give both crowds what they want, but Casey’s fills both bills with ease. The party-hearty types can fortify their fun with shots of all types, including a range of moonshine shots; the after-work drinkers can settle in with a basket of hot popcorn from the machine or enjoy “Free Food Fridays,” when catered snacks (wings, etc.) are brought in. In a space that the fire marshal says can hold just 49 people, things get friendly fast.

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Tapa Toro Tapa Toro has the looks and the dishes to match, no bull. Expertly crafted Spanish fare makes it well worth the drive to sample puckery gazpacho, perfect pulpo a la plancha, or pan rustico with a spread of Medjool dates and goat cheese. Plush skewers of beef tenderloin please and, apart from the lack of crusty socarrat, the paella with chicken, chorizo and lamb chops was utterly brilliant. More Spanish beers and sherries, please. Open daily. 8441 International Drive, 407-226-2929; $$$

Umi Winter Park Umi’s sushi and small plates impress in both presentation and palatability. Purists will appreciate their stellar sashimi and robata offerings, while contemporary diners will get a kick out of their takes on “Japanese fusion.” A nice selection of sakes, soju cocktails and Japanese beers ensure imbibers leave content. Servers are eager and knowledgable. Open daily. 525 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-960-3993; $$

Kokino Trendy tapas joint hopes to draw a late-night Dr. Phillips crowd to its stylish confines. Oysters in the seafood canoe were remarkably fresh; small plates like lamb pops rolled in sofrito and plantains please, as does grilled asparagus topped with bresaola, smoked peanuts, grana padano and a poached egg. Be wary of greasy ribeye plancha, though a lavender olive oil cake makes a delightfully light ending. Dinner only, plus Sunday brunch.

7705 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-9199; $$$

North Quarter Tavern This sister restaurant to Citrus brings a relaxed attitude, good service and a foodfocused ethic to downtown’s North Quarter district. Chef Matt Wall is all about tickertesting comfort fare – sampling his poutine with duck gravy or crackling fried chicken may conjure images of Barney Clark. An in-house charcuterie program has yielded some promising results. More dessert options are needed, though. Brunch is offered Sundays. 861 N. Orange Ave., 407-757-0930; $$

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Seito Sushi Baldwin Park sushi joint appears refreshed and revitalized, and their dishes ever more Japanese. A weekend-only izakaya menu is worth a look. Ramen (try the shoyu) really impresses, as does the moriawase (chef’s selection) of sashimi. A roll fashioned from lobster, American wagyu and truffle aioli will cater to the bon vivant in you. A requisite selection of craft cocktails and a decent selection of sake, wine and beer keep guests slaked. 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801; $$$

Slate It’s a “see and be seen” kind of place, but chef Dominic Rice serves up seasonal dishes that, for the most part, are competently executed. Oak-fired pizzas are worth a look, as is the gnocchi with short rib Bolognese. A heavy-handed spice rub marred delicate tilefish, but succulent flatiron steak served with crisp green beans, marble potatoes and smoked butter was nice, and sticky toffee pudding makes for a saucy ending. 8323 Sand Lake Road, 407-500-7528; $$$

Bavaro’s Pizza Napoletana & Pastaria Not your average pizza and pasta joint, this Winter Springs hotspot draws them in for Neapolitan-style pies and house-made, hand-cut tagliatelle and ravioli. The star is the Neapolitan-made brick oven, which churns out perfectly blistered pizzas, be it your basic margherita or the weighted and eggy carciofi con uovo. A stellar Bolognese sauce highlights the tagliatelle; to end without sampling either the cannoli or tiramisu would be a mistake. 1468 Tuskawilla Road, Winter Springs, 321-422-3600; $$$

Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine UCF-area jerk joint isn’t in the tidiest of strip malls, but the Jamaican fare is neato.

Yes, the jerk chicken is top-notch, but the supremely tender oxtail stew is what regulars come back for. Plush cuts of goat in a heady curry are perfectly gratifying, as is traditional ackee and saltfish. Servers are friendly, but don’t expect to be wowed by the decor. 10034 University Blvd., 407-699-8800; $

Korea House The Colonial Drive outpost of Korea House is just as meat-centric as its Longwood counterpart. All-you-can-eat Korean barbecue is the clear choice for most patrons – given the quality of meat and the relatively low AYCE price, it’s easy to see why. Not up for barbecue? Stir-fries and soups, like mandu-guk with dumplings and rice cake in beef broth, will make happy fun dance in your tummy. 4501 Colonial Drive, 407-896-5994; $$ ■

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F I L M L I ST I NGS Pretty in Pink This 30th anniversary screening features a behind-the-scenes look at an alternate ending that would have changed everything. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Women of Faith This cinema event takes viewers on a journey with Women of Faith on their travels with World Vision, showing their impact on audiences worldwide. Thursday, 7 pm and Saturday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Cult Classics: Kung Fu Hustle A martial arts comedy film from Stephen Chow. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

The Deer Hunter An American drama about three Pennsylvania steelworkers and their service in the Vietnam War. Starring Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken and Meryl Streep.

Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

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Dark art The Witch is a Puritan nightmare come to life

BY PATRICK COOP ER

THE WITCH

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hile the 17th-century Age of Enlightenment brought about a wave of reason in European politics and religion, the Puritan riffraff over in New England still saw the Devil around every corner. Got a toothache?

You’re not praying hard enough, pal. Did you dream about your neighbor? Then she’s most certainly a witch. A hailstorm isn’t just a hailstorm. The neighbor’s pig that wandered onto your land isn’t just a pig. To people consumed with prayer and chores, everything had meaning, and that meaning was usually the Devil.

Against this backdrop of sinful causality is writer-director Robert Eggers’ richly detailed debut film, The Witch. Set decades before New England (especially Boston’s North Shore) was seized by full-blown witch hysteria, Eggers’ film traces one family’s descent into bewitched paranoia and

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madness. Within the first five minutes one thing is very clear: The titular witch is real.

It’s not a metaphor for some deeply rooted social issue hounding contemporary society.

It’s an actual old hag who lives in the woods and greases up her broomstick with baby guts.

It’s a smart move by Eggers that hooks the audience right off the bat. From there we ease into the story of patriarch William (Ralph Ineson), a fella so hard-core religious that even the Puritans banish him from their town. He pulls up stakes with his family and settles in a clearing near the edge of a thick wood. There they live a quiet, pious life of raising corn and repenting (seriously, always repenting). But then the witch of the wood steals the baby away, and things quickly begin to collapse at the homestead.

The crops fail. Wildlife becomes scarce. The twins start talking to the goat named Black Philip (who chews scenery like it’s hay).

As more supernatural calamities rain down on the family, they begin to accuse one another of witchcraft. The eldest daughter, Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy), takes the brunt of these attacks, as she was supposed to be watching the baby when he vanished.

Eggers and his terrific ensemble do a bangup job of getting us inside the minds of the family members as they descend into frenzy. William and his wife, Katherine (Kate Dickie), struggle to understand how evil could intrude their God-fearing home.

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much of the antiquated dialogue is (allegedly) taken verbatim from journals and court transcripts of the time. It may be difficult for some to follow (I know I missed at least half of what William says), but once you get used to the rhythm, the dialogue adds greatly to the immersive atmosphere.

And, boy howdy, is The Witch choked with atmosphere. Eggers and cinematographer Jarin Blaschke frame every single misty shot with a meticulousness that builds the tension every step of the way. It’s a gorgeous, rustic palette plush with colonial anxiety.

Adding to the authenticity is the laundry list of occult imagery ripped straight from accounts of 17th-century witch trials.

Animal familiars, human-animal suckling, the Devil’s book, the man in black, convulsions, inability to remember prayers – it’s all there in beautiful detail that adds terrifying weight to the film.

That said, there were a couple of moments in which I felt that Eggers showed a little too much. When it comes to horror, my visual preference is less-is-more. There was even one moment that was downright cheesy.

Aside from that, The Witch is a fine achievement in folk horror. The authenticity of dialogue, design and dress adds a rich layer to a genuinely disturbing tale that’s sure to get under the skin for days.

And when a film is endorsed by the Satanic Temple, which calls it a “transformative Satanic experience,” you know you’re in for some shit. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

Detropia A vivid portrait of Detroit, America’s first major post-industrial city, as it struggles to deal with the consequences of a broken economic system. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

FilmSlam ’16 Experience the best local indie film showcase, and vote for each month’s winner.

Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Minions Dank memes. Friday, 6 pm; The Grove Orlando, 4744 S. Apopka Vineland Road; free; thegroveorlando.com.

Pokémon 20th Anniversary Party A day of the best Pokémon episodes and movies, a costume contest, performances and a remix dance party.

Saturday, 1 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Poorsport Showcase Screenings of guerrilla skateboarding videos. Friday, 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

TCM Big Screen Classics: The Maltese Falcon Think like a detective with specially produced commentary from Turner Classic Movies host Ben Mankiewicz that celebrates the 75th anniversary of this iconic film. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Where to Invade Next A subversive comedy in which Michael Moore, playing the role of “invader,” visits a host of nations to learn how the U.S. could improve its own prospects.

Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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SON OF SAUL

BY STEVE SCHNEIDER

OPENING THIS WEEK Race The promos for this Jesse Owens biopic want us to know that there’s no such thing as black and white, only fast and slow. Sounds pretty dodgy to me: I’d suggest a few other categories are pertinent, like “chokehold” and “rough ride.” Anyway, modern-day audiences will thrill to the only slightly tweaked story of how Owens grabbed the glory at the 1936 Olympics, cowing Adolf Hitler so significantly that World War II never happened. (PG-13) Risen Personally, I can’t wait to see what kind of a job Joseph Fiennes does as Michael Jackson. After all, everything I know about Asian-Americans, I learned from Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. But before Fiennes gets to don the most famous glove that wasn’t used to murder Nicole Brown Simpson, we get to see him do Easter duty as a Roman soldier assigned to locate Christ’s missing body before the apostles go positively ape poop. Just what the world of faith needs: CSI: Golgotha. Director Kevin Reynolds cut ties with partner Kevin Costner after Waterworld, so he knows a thing or two about getting rid of a corpse. (PG-13) Son of Saul A prisoner at Auschwitz tasked with burning the dead bodies of people put to death

in gas chambers discovers the body of a boy he believes could be his own son. Rather than allow the child to be dissected and burned anonymously, he attempts to find a rabbi to give the child a proper burial. During filming, director László Nemes pledged that he would not make a film that looked beautiful or appealing. (R) The Witch What better recommendation do you need than the knowledge that a movie has been praised by both the Sundance Film Festival and the Satanic Temple? Filmmaker Robert Eggers’ first feature nabbed a directing award in Park City and was lauded for its clear-eyed view of religious fundamentalism gone amok by our old pals the Satanists – who even co-presented a few promotional screenings around the country.

And boy, would I have loved to have gone to one of those things because I bet the Dark Lord’s minions can wield a heck of a T-shirt cannon. In the flick, a family of New England Puritans castigates one of their own as a witch after she loses track of their infant child. (Speaking of which, did you know that Casey Anthony is opening a photography studio? For serious! I hope she does family portraits, ’cuz talk about somebody who knows how to get a kid to keep quiet.) (R)

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Guitar hero Former Megadeth guitarist Marty Friedman is coming to town to shred Backbooth

BY JASON FERGUSON MARTY FRIEDMAN with Holy Grail and American Party Machine 7 p.m. Thursday, Feb. 18 | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $20

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he year 1986 was a really good one for heavy metal. Slayer’s Reign in Blood, Metallica’s Master of Puppets, Megadeth’s Peace Sells ... but Who’s Buying?, and Dark Angel’s Darkness Descends were all released, making it unmistakably the year that thrash became the primary language of the genre’s underground. The release of the first Guns ’N Roses EP – along with debut albums from Tesla, Cinderella and Poison – pointed the way toward the glammy hard rock that would come to dominate the popular perception of metal.

Meanwhile, though, there was another subset of the genre that fused the speed and brute force of underground metal with the flashy melodicism of its more accessible permutations. 1986 was, for some at least, the Year of Shred.

Thirty years later, it’s almost laughable

to think that there was an entire economy built on the back of “classically trained” guitarists who burned inhuman amounts of notes through their solos, while playing otherwise unremarkable metal tunes, but that was very much the case. From the labels that released the records (or, really, the label, which was Mike Varney’s Shrapnel Records), to the guitar magazines with their baffling “how to shred” columns, to the music stores and guitar manufacturers selling through their stocks of Jacksons, Ibanezes and ESPs, millions of dollars likely changed hands as gullible teenagers everywhere were inspired to arpeggiate faster than one should arpeggiate.

Guitar idols were nothing new in 1986, of course, and this wave could directly trace its lineage back to Eddie Van Halen’s “Eruption” in 1978 and Randy Rhoads’ proto-shredding on Ozzy Osbourne’s first two solo albums in the early ’80s. By 1984, ex-Zappa guitarist Steve Vai self-released the supremely weird (but definitely shreddy) Flex-Able album, and Shrapnel Records itself was dabbling

with the concept of prodigious guitarists being the focus in hard-rocking metal bands like Vicious Rumors, Keel, Hawaii and Steeler. However, it was the 1985 solo debut

by Steeler’s guitarist – Yngwie Malmsteen – that set the stage for 1986’s shred explosion.

On Rising Force, Malmsteen dispensed with both the pretense of band identity and the idea that his Paganini-inspired guitar work should be anything other than the primary focal point of his music.

That album’s success (thanks to a surprising major-label release) set the stage for shred’s rise in 1986, and Shrapnel Records was ready. The label released five certifiable shred classics in 1986 – Tony MacAlpine’s intricate and intense Edge of Insanity, the sweepingly melodic Mind’s Eye by exVicious Rumors guitarist Vinnie Moore, a trashy and explosive LP called Street Lethal by the Paul Gilbert-fronted Racer X, the aggressive power-metal of Chastain (Ruler of the Wasteland), and Project: Driver by M•A•R•S, which was, of course, a supergroup effort featuring MacAlpine, ex-Ozzy drummer Tommy Aldridge, ex-Quiet Riot bassist Rudy Sarzo, and vocalist Rob Rock (a Central Florida resident who would go on to sing with other shredders like Chris Impellitteri, earning himself the title of “the voice of melodic metal”).

It wasn’t just Shrapnel, either. In 1986, ex-Kiss guitarist Vinnie Vincent released

a self-titled album that featured his pink-tinged and psychotic approach to glamshredding, Joe Satriani released his first solo album (Not of This Earth), Malmsteen released Trilogy, and Steve Vai shredded his way through the Ralph Macchio movie Crossroads as the devil’s guitar player while also appearing on David Lee Roth’s debut solo album playing about a thousand times better (and wilder) than Eddie Van Halen at the time. It was a glorious year for guitar music ... if you didn’t hold restraint, sophistication or songcraft in particularly high regard.

And 1987 continued the trend. Impellitteri released a phenomenal debut, Satriani’s Surfing With the Alien became a certified hit, and, of course, Shrapnel remained a focal point, taking shred in more histrionic and impressive directions. One of those directions was defined by the debut from Cacophony, which featured 17-year-old prodigy Jason Becker and ex-Hawaii guitarist Marty Friedman. Speed Metal Symphony is, quite frankly, an insane record. While most shred albums can barely contain the notes (and ego) of one neo-classical guitarist, Cacophony’s featured two, and both of these guitarists were going for broke for 100 percent of the record’s duration. Sure, there’s a vocalist, and some “songs,” but for the most part, the entirety of Speed Metal Symphony is a ridiculous and wonderful showcase for Becker and Friedman, and it’s one of the most unapologetically shreddy albums ever recorded, building upon the substantial foundation of 1986’s landmark releases, while apparently saying, “No ... more” to every element of them.

Both guitarists would release solo albums – on Shrapnel, of course; Friedman’s exceptional Dragon’s Kiss is well worth exploring – and go on to higher-profile careers. Becker replaced Vai in David Lee Roth’s band, and Friedman was Megadeth’s lead guitarist throughout the entirety of the band’s ’90s popularity before going on to establish a successful career as a rocker in Japan in the 2000s.

That stint in Japan is definitely what colors Friedman’s current approach to music.

In fact, he even distances himself from the shred tag – “I never liked that term,” he told Rolling Stone in 2014. The music he’s created as a (relatively) more straightforward rock star in Japan has been wonderfully weird and even more musically inscrutable and ego-expressive than some of the solos he crafted with Cacophony. It’s not exactly the “evolution of shred,” but it’s also clear that Friedman’s mid-’80s jaunts into the “do anything, as long as you do more of it” mindset of shred metal aren’t – nor are likely to be – ever too far away from his fretboard.

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Waka Flocka Flame We all know Waka likes herb, but did you know he recently described himself as “the first hood vegan rapper” to Fader?

Hint, hint, Vegan Hot Dog Cart.

8 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 17, at the Social, $20-$25

Vinyl Theatre This Fueled by Ramen-signed band combines hooky synths with earnest indie songwriting to create a danceable hybrid that’s made big waves on Soundcloud.

6 p.m. Thursday, Feb. 18, at the Social, $15

It Came From the Machines If you’ve been looking for a reason to check out the new Vinyl Arts Bar, this performance from Mon Monsanto and Bryan J., combining DJing with live drum machine programming, could be a winner.

9 p.m. Friday, Feb. 19, at Vinyl Arts Bar, free

Patti LaBelle With a voice sweeter than a sweet potato pie, the real Lady Marmalade shows us just what a septuagenarian can do with a five-octave range.

8 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 20, at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, $45-$110

Matt Woods The Knoxville, Tennessee, country howler returns to town to headline the latest edition of Southern Fried Sunday with Amigo the Devil and Richard Sherfey & All God’s Children.

5 p.m. Sunday, Feb. 21, at Will’s Pub, $10

Daley Blur’s Damon Albarn launched this Mancunian singer’s career after seeing him play his futuristic, minimalist R&B in a subway station.

8 p.m. Monday, Feb. 22, at the Social, $20-$25

Ballyhoo!

Don’t wait for the summer to start wearing your board shorts and flip-flops and listening to easygoing reggae-rock. We do live in Florida, after all.

7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 23, at West End Trading Company, $10-$12

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PHOTO BY JEN CRAY

Despite rising to become a certified A-lister, Jack White has kept it pretty real. At this point, a guy of his profile doesn’t have to do shit. He’s already one of the few who’ve accomplished the rare miracle of breaking big. The guy could go on autopilot, or into a coma even, and his legacy would be guaranteed. But the fact that he doesn’t speaks to his hunger and cred.

He still holds impressively steadfast to his subterranean ethos and continues to deepen his bona fides with action and accuracy. Besides his ongoing musical projects, his stepped-up label work with Third Man Records is living proof of that.

The label’s latest scene venture is the justlaunched Audio Social Dissent Tour (Feb. 13, the Social). Instead of trotting out its big-name legacy artists like Wanda Jackson or any of White’s own studded projects to pimp the label, this maiden road show preaches the rock & roll gospel by tapping the raw, undiluted marrow of today’s underground. Orlando was one of the first cities to receive the tour, and it delivered two of the most thrilling live bands seen in a long time.

The first was headliner Timmy’s Organism, the solo vehicle for punk hero Timmy Vulgar. This band’s vision of the great Motor City rock tradition is a head-on collision of flame-throwing flair and raw animal thrust. It’s maximum Detroit, stripped to its essence and pushed to the brink. Once you see Timmy Vulgar attack his guitar like a carnal hunter, Ted Nugent will forever be camp.

Once you see Timmy Vulgar attack his guitar like a carnal hunter, Ted Nugent will forever be camp.

The other bombshell was Austin’s Video, whose sound channels primal ’70s nerve and whose spirit is pure punk fury.

With a forceful band, a perfectly intense frontman and an aesthetic self-billed as “hate wave,” there’s some real confrontation and subversive showmanship in these guys. It takes a lot to be taken seriously in leather fringes. But from the teetering, headhunting glower of singer TV’s Daniel – one of the best frontmen in business right now – this is to be taken dead fucking serious. And though their music is good, it’s the sheer velocity of their live cliff dive that puts Video on a different stratum altogether.

Record labels have always made their names (and fortunes) on the horsepower of their artists. But when the name of a label is bigger than the bands it’s sending out to represent, like it is here, that’s a sign of a label that’s taking chances, putting its own skin in the game and trying to spotlight the underground.

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Early 2000s act My Hotel Year is one of the modern era’s most beloved local bands. A reunion last September sold out Will’s Pub in advance in the time that only

major events ever do. But Field Kit (Feb. 12, Will’s Pub), the new project fronted

by MHY principal Travis Adams, has already been sparking some fresh buzz.

Adams has teamed up here with Matthew Kipp and Brandon Gibbs of the Still Voice. On paper, Adams’ famously openhearted emo melodicism and the Still Voice’s angsty commercialism are a little hard to reconcile. But Field Kit is an intelligent gestalt that torques with more post-hardcore aggression, math angles and cohesion than its parts suggest. Believe the hype.

Also notable and also fronted by another MHY alum (Ryan Fleming) is Copper Bones. They don’t play out as much as other more full-time local bands, but they’ve been around for years and they’re good. So it’s maybe time to catch up with them if you haven’t, especially considering the band they’re becoming. They’ve now reemerged as a hard-rocking bass-and-drums duo that’s remarkable in that it’s neither a low-end experiment nor a dinky garage band but a full-on riff beast. With some resourceful technique where Fleming simultaneously plays guitar and bass, it’s a little like Queens of the Stone Age with some El Ten Eleven ingenuity. And they’re the best two-piece I’ve seen sprout from our soil in ages.

Certifying it as a particularly healthy local showcase was Orlando group Jernigan, who gave a solid performance of the kind of tasteful pop-punk that blends melody, catharsis and brains. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Wednesday, 17

James Leg MUSIC

Friday, 19

Katt Williams COMEDY

Fabulously luxurious isn’t a phrase that typically gets thrown a comedian’s way, but with his silky green suits and barbershop-fresh cuts, there’s no other way to describe Katt Williams. This Friday, the modern-day King of Comedy brings some much needed pimpin’ to the streets of Orlando at the CFE Arena. Williams skyrocketed to comedy fame in 2006 with his special The Pimp Chronicles, Pt. 1, and despite a few legal setbacks involving a gun and an airport, he’s hitting the road once again with the Conspiracy Theory tour. Williams even whispered in Rolling Stone’s ear that he believes this show to be his “finest work” about the topics we inject into everyday conversation: evolution versus creationism, space programs, and the difference between Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby. – Marissa Mahoney 8 p.m. | CFE Arena, 12777 Gemini Blvd. | 407-823-3070 | cfearena.com | $52-$125

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Coming from the swamp-boogie branch of the blues family tree, Nashville’s James Leg pounds out raw, growling odes to drinking, fighting and fornicating on up to two electric keyboards at a time, accompanied by a live drummer. But even though there are only two people in his act, the show is anything but minimal. As our own Bao Le-Huu said the last time Leg rolled through town, “As soon as he hits the keys, it’s with the sizzle and splatter of fatback on a hot pan. With hands that move like hexed tarantulas, no one cranks the ivories as hard as this guy. And because he can wield a different keyboard with each hand, he really fills the speakers with Rhodes piano, organ and bass keys. Few musicians balance edge and artistry like this.” Add in smoke- and whiskey-ravaged vocals that ape Tom Waits’ most “Big in Japan” moments, and this should be a must-see show for any fan of the darker, seedier corners of Americana. – Thaddeus McCollum with Slim Walker & His Orchestra, Obliterati | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $5-$7

Thursday, 18

Laura Anderson Barbata & Brooklyn Jumbies ART

Chances are the last time you saw stiltwalkers was at a Mardi Gras celebration, but there’s a lot more to the tall dancers than just entertainment. Laura Anderson Barbata has for years worked with stiltwalker communities from across the globe in the moko jumbie stilt-walking tradition, exploring the ways it’s used to effect social change and be a platform for commentary. The Mexican artist speaks at Rollins College’s Cornell Fine Arts Museum about her Transcommunality exhibition, which includes sculptures, photographs and videos of stilt-walkers.

Barbata is joined by a performance from the Brooklyn Jumbies, a dance group that keeps elements of the African Diaspora alive through stilt-walking, traditional African drum-playing, fire-breathing and limbo-dancing. The exhibition runs through April 10. – Monivette Cordeiro performance 5:30 p.m., artist talk 6:30 p.m. | Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-646-2526 | cfam. rollins.edu | free

Friday-Saturday, 19-20

Untold Stories DANCE

A significant portion of the art world is defined by its doom-and-gloom nature, but most of the time it’s done without the desire to spark discussion. While it’s OK to delve into such works, every once in a while, one needs to witness a form of expression that demands change. Untold Stories, as put together by the Emotions Dance Company, is presenting such an occasion. On Feb. 19 and 20 at the Lowndes Shakespeare Center’s Mandell Theater, the interpretive dance troupe sways and swirls to the thoughts of day-to-day existence and grapples in order to form a story centered on courage and hope. Performances in the past have been known to focus on tales of abuse and addiction, and while the dances themselves change, one thing hasn’t since the series’ inception in 2008: the hope of starting a conversation and making a difference in the world. – Kim Slichter 8 p.m. | Mandell Theater, Orlando Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St. | 407-447-1700 | emotionsdance.org | $20

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Saturday, 20

Alison Wonderland MUSIC

One valid criticism of the dance music scene is the lack of women in roles other than dancers, models and eye candy. While Australian native Alison Wonderland might not be the only and definitely not the first female DJ, she’s been making the biggest waves recently. After selling out warehouses across Australia and making her U.S. debut with a spot at Coachella last year, she dropped a deluxe edition of her first album, Run, which featured cameos from producers Djemba Djemba and Slumberjack, as well as guest vocals from head Flaming Lip Wayne Coyne.

She shows a similar diversity in her DJ sets, incorporating everything from the Cure to Cypress Hill to Dirty Projectors over trap beats and bass drops. We can only hope her undeniable talent inspires even more women to get behind the decks. – TM 10 p.m. | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $15-$30

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Sunday, 21

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The Orlando music community lifts its own in times of need. Unfortunately, it’s too often for the benefit of the family left behind in a tragedy. At least local musician Bryan Raymond survived his misfortune of a terrible October motorcycle accident, but barely. From an injury list that’s seriously deep and awful, the Junior Bruce guitarist and father of two daughters is mounting a miraculous recovery. His medical bills, however, are staggering and his family needs a little hand.

Raymond’s bandmates in Junior Bruce, of course, are leading the charge with some of the most gruesome Southern sludge around. To make it a full-on cavalry, they’ve summoned a lineup of acclaimed heavy hitters – Tampa’s Meatwound (one of the most buzz-worthy new heavy bands from Florida right now), Orlando’s Ad Nauseum (a 2015 Undie award winner) and Lakeland’s Tug (swamp metal) – that’s worth more than the negligible $7 cover just on sheer merit alone.

With this much certified power on tap, the event hardly counts as charity. But the help is real and the effect direct for a community member in need. – Bao Le-Huu

It’s sometimes eerie how British artists manage to take American art forms and make them their own – whether it’s Led Zeppelin’s straight-up thieving of various African-American bluesmen (Howlin’ Wolf, Willie Dixon, etc.) or new Daptone artist James Hunter’s sublime channeling of Sam Cooke. The Essex native launched his London career as leader of Howlin’ Wilf (they really don’t even try to hide the “borrowing,” do they?) & the Vee-Jays, but his days of playing tiny clubs leveled up in 1996, when Van Morrison, impressed by what the New York Times has since called his “slithery groove” and “sweet growl,” sang on Hunter’s first solo album. After a 2006 Grammy nom and years of recording for various labels (Ruf, Rounder, Concord), Hunter added his ultra-tight backing band to the official moniker, and the newly dubbed James Hunter Six signed to Brooklyn’s Daptone Records last year. Current release Hold On! is a blue-eyed throwback party record that’ll have you feeling like you’ve time-traveled to the groovy ’60s (it’s even recorded in mono!); this is sure to be one show at the Plaza where you’ll be up on your feet. – Jessica Bryce Young

with Junior Bruce, Ad Nauseum, Meatwound, Tug | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $7

with Shemekia Copeland | 7 p.m. | Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | plazaliveorlando.com | $24.50-$39.50

Everybody Loves (Bryan) Raymond Benefit

Saturday, 20

Orlando Wetlands Festival EVENTS

If you’ve been itching to answer that call of the wild, now’s your chance with the 16th annual Orlando Wetlands Festival. Basically the Comic-Con of eco-enthusiasts, the festival offers nature lovers the chance to take a guided photo or plant identification hike, go on birdwatching excursions, take a bus tour of the wetlands, receive a mist netting demonstration, watch wildlife shows or bump along on a hayride. And for those that don’t share in the love of all things leafy and green, live music, games and plenty of food keep you occupied while the rest of your party hugs trees and gets eaten alive by mosquitoes. Just remember to keep Fido at home – no pets are allowed in the park.

But never fear: Plenty of birds, bats and venomous creepy-crawlies are around to keep you company. – Deanna Ferrante 9 a.m.-3 p.m. | Fort Christmas Historical Park, 1300 N. Fort Christmas Road | cityoforlando.net | free

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Monday, 22

Notes From All Over: An Evening With Bill Bryson LITERARY

Weren’t we just talking about Brits impersonating Americans eerily well? Well, he’d never be accused of pretending to be an Englishman, but American-born writer Bill Bryson has served as chancellor of England’s third oldest university; board member of English Heritage, the British government body responsible for England’s historic environment; and president of the Campaign to Protect Rural England, one of Britain’s oldest conservation organizations – not bad for a boy from Des Moines, Iowa. While his body of work began as gently cranky fun-poking in the fish-out-of-water vein – sort of an Amerenglish version of Peter Mayle’s Anglo-Français schtick – in the intervening decades, he’s become a wisely witty éminence grise, an erstwhile humorous travel writer who’s shifted to a serious focus on ecological and cultural conservation. He’s best known for A Walk in the Woods, his mishap-heavy recounting of walking the Appalachian Trail – a mirror-world companion of sorts to Cheryl Strayed’s Wild. Both were made into movies, and while we can’t compare the film versions (having seen neither), in print, Bryson is infinitely more fun. – JBY 7:30 p.m. | Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-691-1995 | rollins.edu | free

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THEWEEK CONCERTS/EVENTS Ajeva 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Comrades, Tigerwine, Adult Life, Idle Spirit, Less Than a Sea 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Deltaphonic 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Enforcer, Warbringer, Cauldron, Exmortus, Lacerate, Arakara 6:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712.

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Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Beemo 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Classic Salsa Social Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

James Leg, Slim Walker & His Orchestra, Obliterati 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.

Torque: Bass Banditz 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

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Waka Flocka Flame, DJ Whoo Kid 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

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Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Venemous Fiction, the Wilderness, J Buzz 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-648-8363.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Finish Ticket, Vinyl Theatre, Irontom 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

THURSDAY, FEB. 18

CONCERTS/EVENTS Autarch, Landbridge, Cave Moth, Burn to Learn, Drycraeft 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

David and Valerie Mayfield, Terri Binion 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Destination Okeechobee: Casaveda, the Groove Orient, the 502s, Snowmoon, Gravel Kings,

The Funeral Portrait, Vanity Strikes, the Knowing Within, Catcher and the Rye, Fight Fall, Middle Child, Blind Lion, the Illiad 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12; 407-673-2712.

Jauz, Crizzly 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20$40; 407-504-7699.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Marty Friedman, Holy Grail, American Party Machine 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570.

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Bowigens Beer Company One Year Anniversary Bowigens Beer Company One Year Anniversary Bowigens throws a parking

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lot party for its first anniversary featuring live music from the Cook Trio and Tessa Marie, local food and seven specialty beer releases, including Strawberry Stout Cake, Vini Vidi Vici raspberry ale, Wee Do What Wee Want wee heavy ale and more. Noon-10 pm Saturday; Baer Furniture Parking Lot, 1014 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; facebook.com/bowigensbeercompany

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NEVER SHOUT NEVER

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BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE

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JACK & JACK

Ellie Goulding

Great Orlando Craft Beer Festival Travel to 16 different bars downtown, starting at World of Beer, and taste 16 of the best craft breweries around. The slate includes beers from Two Henrys, New Belgium, Stone, Oskar Blues and Dogfish Head, and even local breweries like Orlando Brewing and Crooked Can. It’s a nice little pub crawl to hold you over until our Orlando Beer Festival returns this fall.

2 p.m. Saturday; World of Beer – Downtown, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $25; greatorlandocraftbeerfest.eventbrite.com

No One Knows I’m Disco Spacebar’s monthly all-things-disco party features special guest Steven Hall, the frontman and guitarist of Arthur’s Landing, a group of musicians who worked with legendary disco producer Arthur Russell. Hall also sang the original male vocals on the classic Russell-produced underground disco track “Is It All Over My Face?” His set features live vocals and guitar as he remixes classic Russell songs. 10 p.m. Saturday; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; facebook.com/spacebar Orlando’s Celebrity Bartender Night Hosted by hometown hero Ginger Minj of RuPaul’s Drag Race fame, this fundraiser for the GLBT Center of Central Florida is your chance to be served by local celebrities like Billy Manes, Blue Star, Eric Rollings, Pepe and many more. 7 p.m. Tuesday; Savoy, 1913 N. Orange Ave.; various menu prices; thecenterorlando.org

June 4 at CFE Arena The Zombies, Feb. 24 at the Plaza Live Creed Bratton, Feb. 25 at Backbooth 2 Chainz, Feb. 26 at Venue 578 O.A.R., Feb. 26 at House of Blues Bullet for My Valentine, Feb. 27 at House of Blues

We the Kings, March 16 at the Social Less Than Jake, March 17-18 at the Social Joe Satriani, March 18 at Hard Rock Live Bob Saget, March 23 at CFE Arena Logic, March 28 at the Beacham

The Cult, April 14 at House of Blues Pentatonix, April 14 at CFE Arena The Used, April 19-20 at House of Blues Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Of Montreal, April 2 at the Social

Steve Martin & Martin Short, April 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center

New Found Glory, March 3 at the Social

They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

The Black Dahlia Murder, April 23 at the Social

Melanie Martinez, March 6 at House of Blues

G. Love & Special Sauce, April 7 at the Social

Ciara, April 24 at House of Blues

Moody Blues, March 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Stick Figure, April 7 at the Beacham

Underoath, April 24 at Hard Rock Live

Josh Groban, March 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Gordon Lightfoot, March 10 at the Plaza Live

Napalm Death, the Melvins, April 8 at the Plaza Live

Coheed & Cambria, March 11 at Hard Rock Live

Into It. Over It., The World Is a Beautiful Place ..., April 10 at the Social

Jewel, March 12 at Hard Rock Live

David Cross, April 14 at Hard Rock Live

Flogging Molly, April 29 at House of Blues Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham The Sword, May 11 at the Social

Florence & the Machine, May 14 at Amway Center The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center

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Charles Bradley & His Extraordinaires MUSIC

Soul music mixes agony and ecstasy better than any other American art form. And very few musicians have walked that line like Gainesville native Charles Bradley: homeless at age 14. Scraping together a meager living as an itinerant cook. Nearly dying from a misdiagnosed penicillin allergy. Seeing his brother murdered in a random robbery.

Caring for and living with his elderly mother for 20 years. Chasing his musical dreams for twice as long without ever figuring out how to reach them.

That all changed in the early 2000s, when Daptone Records co-founder Gabriel Roth discovered Bradley performing as a James Brown impersonator. It took 10 years for Bradley and co-writer/producer Tom Brenneck to piece together a debut album, 2011’s No Time for Dreaming. But once it dropped, critics and audiences alike were blown away by the “Screaming Eagle of Soul’s” potent vocal punch, sensitive songwriting and devastatingly emotional performances.

Two years later, sophomore album Victim of Love boasted a more upbeat, confident tone, while sold-out tours around the world – and at Harlem’s Apollo Theater, where Bradley first saw James Brown in 1962 – earned him the top spot on Paste magazine’s Best Live Acts of 2015. But Bradley’s forthcoming album, Changes, might just be his best yet: the title track, a cover of Black Sabbath’s 1972 ballad accompanied by a stunningly simple video, packs the pent-up intensity of a man downtrodden for decades but finally triumphing.

“If I travel around the world and open my heart and give my love, people say, ‘Charles, thank you for helping me,’” he told Vice in 2014. “‘Hearing your music and how you [came] out with it, I know there’s hope too.’ That [makes] me feel like I gave something good to the world.” – Nick McGregor 6 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $20

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Muriel Anderson, Jonita Aadland 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12-$15; 407-322-7475.

Total Science, AK1200 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; contact for price; 407-403-2938.

Tugethr: 4B, Aazar 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $13; 407-317-9129.

CLUBS/LOUNGES All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Crosstown Sounds 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

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Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John 9 pm; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Andrew Duhon, Kristopher James 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570.

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Backslider, Nunhex, False Punk, Gross 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-270-9104.

Deep Fried Sugar Cubes 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Ray Schreider and Kim Mayfield 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Five Eight, Holy Ghost Tent Revival, Transcendental Telecom 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Tach, Milka Ramos, Venomous Fiction 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Funeral for a Clown, (De) Absolve, F.I.L.T.H., Auditory Armory, Chlover 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

Voivod, Vektor, Eight Bells, Gargamel!, Thrashaholica, Thicket 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $17; 407-322-7475.

House of Love: Rob N, DJ Leilani, 21 Paths, DJ Sisco 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free-$5.

Wildroot 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

It Came From the Machines: Mon Monsanto, Bryan J 9 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Mutemath, Nothing but Thieves 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Petey & the Ravens, Voodoo Hodown, the Conscious Kind 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784

CLUBS/LOUNGES Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

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Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

Gary Clark Jr., Muddy Magnolias 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $33; 407-934-2583.

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Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Alison Wonderland 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$30; 407-872-0066.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

The Applebutter Express, Red Leg Husky 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Buffy, Manic & the Depressives, Talking Dogs, Autarx, Mo’ Booty 10 pm-2 am; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-898-0009.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Chris MacDonald’s Memories of Elvis 6 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $28-$48; 407-228-1220.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

D-Xtreme & Stylus, Rob-E & Security, Jdub & Dave Gluskin, DJ Chronic & Geebo 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; $10.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Rhythm League 6 pm; Stigma Tattoo Bar, 17 S. Orange Ave.; free; 321 228 4136.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Dave Wiseman 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Everybody Loves (Bryan) Raymond Benefit: Junior Bruce, Meatwound, Ad Nauseum, Tug 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Girls Like Techno: Dead Space, Carlos Mendoza & Elias R., Weston Cooper & Mario Rosenthal 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670.

Nate Ruess Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000.

Nikki Hill 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12$15; 407-246-1419.

No One Knows I’m Disco: Nokid, Steven Hall, Edwin Adams, Terence Tabeau, Tommy Mot 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Patti LaBelle 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $45-$110; 844-513-2014.

Prophecy, Matrix, Enique, C-Future, Derek Fereal, Navitas 1 am; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10$20; 424-242-6798.

Save the Fallen, Fight Fall, Forever Taken, I the Jury 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Sean Chambers Band 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-328-4848.

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SOTO, Martyrs Asylum, Ornimental, Aionios 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15$40; 407-673-2712.

The Steppin Stones 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-730-3999.

The Tanner Keegan Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

SUNDAY, FEB. 21

CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Charles Bradley & His Extraordinaires, DJ BMF, Fat Night 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

Hunter Valentine, Milka 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

Ivadell, Gillian Carter, A Wolf in the City, Henrietta 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Bodysnatcher, Second Death, Agerasia, Entombed in the Abyss, King Exile, Death With Dignity 4:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

The James Hunter Six, Shemekia Copeland 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $24.50-$39.50; 407-228-1220.

Sirsy 7 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Southern Fried Sunday: Matt Woods, Amigo the Devil, Richard Sherfey & All God’s Children, Ryan Sheley 5 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

CLUBS/LOUNGES An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407246-1419.

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Winter Throwdown: Summer’s Impetus, the Ned, Consinity, Miramar Drive, Sweet Cambodia, Confidence Beyond Chaos, Grindstone Sinners, Rex Alfred 5 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-322-7475.

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and continues to educate and inspire Central Florida’s top young musicians. Community Presbyterian Church, 511 Celebration Ave., Celebration; $25; 407-566-1234; thecelebrationfoundation.org.

MONDAY, FEB. 22

CONCERTS/EVENTS Daley 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20$25; 407-246-1419.

Frankie Boots & the County Line 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

The Mellow Relics, Community Center, Moogits 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Rich Strater, Pinkerton and the Brinks, Spoilsport, Liquid Spiral, Like Lifting Whales 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104.

Trees on Mars, Se’nam Palmer, Arcadence, Europa, Masamune 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7-$10; 407-999-2570.

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Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

TUESDAY, FEB. 23

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Leisure Chief, Electric Kif, Central Ayr Productions 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

CONCERTS/EVENTS Ballyhoo!, Resinated, NoNeed, Summerlong 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$12; 407-322-7475.

Community Center 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401

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S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Never Shout Never, Jule Vera, Waterparks, Metro Station, Carter Hulsey 5:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $18; 407-934-2583.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Turnt Tuesdays 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Jonas Kaufmann: An Evening With Puccini 7:30 pm. Be treated to a revealing introduction to Puccini – the man, the musician, the celebrity – narrated by Kaufmann and featuring rare archive footage plus an exclusive interview.

Multiple locations; $15; 855473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Symphonic Band and Jazz Ensemble Concert 7:30-8:30 pm; A program featuring contributions from Aaron Copland, John Philip Sousa and more.

Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2332; valenciacollege.edu.

THEATER Anna in the Tropics A poignant and poetic play set in Florida in 1929 in a Cuban-American cigar factory, where cigars are still rolled by hand and lectors are employed to educate and entertain the workers. Sunday, 2:30 & 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25-$30; drphillipscenter.org.

Art Serge has just purchased a peculiar painting for an exorbitant sum of money. However, Serge’s prestigious acquisition is met with confusion and disgust from his longtime friend Marc. Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25-$38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Expecting Isabel Tender, quirky and honest, this play explores the often terrifying miracle of parenthood. WednesdayFriday, 8 pm and Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu.

Hands on a Hardbody For 10 hard-luck Texans, a new lease on life is so close they can touch it. Under a scorching sun for days on end, armed with nothing but hope, humor and ambition, they’ll fight to keep at least one hand on a brand-new truck in order to win it. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$33; 407-8774736; gardentheatre.org.

The Heidi Chronicles The play traces the coming of age of Heidi Holland, a successful art historian, as she tries to find her bearings in a rapidly changing world. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm and Monday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

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three fabulous tenors paying tribute to the man Sinatra called “the greatest singer in the world.” WednesdayThursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $40; 407-645-0145.

I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change This celebration of the mating game takes on the truths and myths behind that contemporary conundrum known as “the relationship.”

Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; cfcarts.com.

In the Wee Small Hours A classic cabaret celebrating the Great American Songbook, transforming the Pugh Theater into a 1940s speakeasy and transporting the guests to an after hours party. ThursdayFriday, 8 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $40-$75; drphillipscenter.org.

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Naked Boys Singing This hilarious revue features 16 original songs, seven gorgeous guys and no clothes. FridaysSundays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $17-$32; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Painting Churches Artist Mags Church returns home to paint a portrait of her aging parents while she still has them around – but her canvas may not be big enough, nor her colors varied enough, to capture all the passion, poetry, outrage and zest of Fanny and Gardner Church. ThursdaysSaturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Reeling Based on the life of Buster Keaton, this play tells the light-hearted story of the Great Stone Face’s trials and triumphs as he navigates the big city and love without using a single word. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; UCF Black Box Theatre, Theatre Building, Main Campus; $20; 407-823-1500; theatre.ucf.edu.

Ruined Set in a mining town in war-torn Congo, the Pulitzer Prize-winning play tells the story of Mama Nadi, who takes in “damaged” girls in her bar and brothel. WednesdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday,

2 pm and Monday 7:30 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; $10-$12; 407-582-2900; valenciacollege.edu.

The Tempest Prospero, the rightful Duke of Milan, finds himself stranded on a remote and mystical island with only his daughter Miranda for company. Wednesday-Friday, 10:30 am; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $11-$23; orlandoshakes.org.

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Big Laughs Featuring Tommy O’Neill, Fritz Pierre, Billy King, Jeff Jones, Mat Karako and more. Hosted by Larry Fulford.

Wednesday, 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; donations accepted; 407-221-1499.

Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay.

Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

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Joe’s NYC Bar: Ladies Night An interactive, improvisational, immersive theatre experience in which the audience is transported to a bar in Brooklyn. Sundays, 3 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20.

Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75-$128.75; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org.

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Craig Schaffer Presents: 6 Men and a Lady Featuring Carmen Vallone, Matt Hileman, Shereen Kassam, Eddie Sas, Brad Schutz, Craig Schaffer, Jeremy Meyerson and Jude Clover. Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $7; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and extended formats. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Katt Williams Friday, 8 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $52.50-$125; 407-823-6006.

Long-Form Improv Friday, 8 pm; AdLib Theatre, 200 N. Denning Drive, Winter Park; $5; 413-407-0103; adlibcomedy.com.

Michael Blackson Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

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Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

DANCE Burlesque’s Got the Blues Celebrate Blue’s birthday by singing the blues.

Featuring VarieTease and the Ladies of the Peek-aBoo Lounge. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Guard Down A collaboration of artists and dance troupes from around Central Florida. Saturday, 7:30 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20; thecenterfordance.org.

Peek A Boo: Song of the Siren Blue Star and her Ladies of the Peek A Boo Lounge return with a new burlesque show. Wednesday, 9:30 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $7; 407-839-0080.

Untold Stories Emotions Dance explores stories of everyday life with a message of courage and hope. The performance engages audiences with stories about struggles to inspire dialogue and societal change.

Friday -Saturday, 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $20; 407-447-1700; emotionsdance.org.

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ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Afrocentric Orlando Event Featuring exotic dance performers, arts & crafts, a fashion show, Afrobeat and vendors. Benefiting Wells’ Built Museum of African American History & Culture.

Saturday, 6:30-11:30 pm; Jewish Community Center of Greater Orlando, South Orlando Campus, 11200 Apopka Vineland Road; $18; 407-552-5999; afrocentricorlandoevent.eventbrite.com.

Annual Gala Silent Auction Inspirational artwork on sale to support the Winter Garden Art Association. Friday, 6:30-9:30 pm; Winter Garden Art Association, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $75; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

Art31 Factur Open House Meet Art31 artists-in-residence Dan L. Hess and Marla E. and learn about how they’re using the maker space at Factur to push the boundaries of traditional mediums and tools. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Factur, 520 Virginia Drive; free; 407-801-3228; factur.org.

Artist Talk: Laura Anderson Barbata The artist talks about her work with stilt walking communities across the globe. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Exposed: A Body of Art Experience art in the flesh with live models, aerial artists, burlesque and an art exhibit of nudes to benefit the Museum of Art - DeLand. Saturday, 8-11 pm; Artisan Alley, Artisan Alley, DeLand; $25-$35; 386-734-4371; krewenouveau.com.

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Gallery Talk and Tour Curator Barbara Tiffany leads a guided walk through the exhibition of works by Grady Kimsey and answers questions. Friday, 7-9 pm; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Imagination IV A creative workshop with acclaimed fantasy artist Toni Taylor. In this workshop, Taylor teaches you how to paint your own dragons. Sunday, 1 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; $40; godmonsters.com.

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Laura Anderson Barbata & the Brooklyn Jumbies Performance by the stiltwalking performance art troupe. Thursday, 5:30 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Le Salon 2016 Snap’s yearly showcase with highlights from previous exhibits, the introduction of new works, and art consultations for designers and art buyers, offering clients unique opportunities to transact. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407555-1212; snaporlando.com.

Robert and Carla Poindexter: The Valentine Exhibition Features an improvisational approach to drawings, etchings, watercolors, oils and acrylics. Some of their most intimate works of art are revealed, engaging the

universal dialogue of “Love” and “Family.” Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free; 407-255-4546.

Un-Send Functions as a forum in which artists communicate with one another through an exchange of small works. In its current configuration, there are 79 artists from 39 countries participating in the project. Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; un-send.com.

World Collide Featuring new works from Brandon Geurts, Cassidy Jones, CJ Whelan and Tyler Cooley. Reception Thursday & Saturday, 7 pm, Thursdays-Saturdays, 12-6 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; isitoveryet.org.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK 100 Years of Hannibal Square: Historic and Contemporary Photographs of West Winter Park Exhibition Through Sunday; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

Albert Paley: Forged Works Through April 10; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

All That Glitters Through March 12; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – Progressions, Works by Former Students Through April 2; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407539-2680; crealde.org.

Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – The Right of Passage Through April 2; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Art Legends of Orange County: The Grand Experiment Through Sunday; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Art on the Green Through March 1; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Art Under Heat and Pressure Through Feb. 29; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; artisansonfifth.com.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

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California Impressionism Through April 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Central Florida Watercolor Society Annual Juried Show Through April 1; Winter Garden Art Association, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; free; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

Cheers to 20 Great Years Saturdays, 11 am-3 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

The Civil Rights Movement Revisited Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Different Kinds of Ghosts Through March 13, 7:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Doris Leeper: Hard Edges Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

The Encounter: Baalu Girma and Zora Neale Hurston Through Thursday; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Hadouken Ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

Heart & Soul Through March 22; Grand Bohemian Gallery, Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-581-4801.

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Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org.

Marianna Hamilton Ross Through March 16; Seminole State College Fine Arts Gallery, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; free; 407-7082039; seminolestate.edu.

The Mirror Stage MondaysFridays, 8:30 am-4:30 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298.

Process and Concepts in Printmaking MondaysFridays, 10 am-5 pm; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org.

Quaking Aspen Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Sanford Art Walk Saturday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-3232774; sanfordartwalk.com.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Sight Unseen: Touchable Sculpture Through April 17; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Star Wars Mash-Up Art Show Through Feb. 29; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Terra Incognita: Photographs of America’s Third Coast Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College,

Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

Third Thursday Gallery Hop Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com.

Transcommunality: Laura Anderson Barbata, Collaboration Beyond Borders Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Will Barnet: Graphic Retrospective Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through April 24; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EVENTS America’s Got Talent Open Call Auditions This is the 11th stop of a 12-city nationwide search for America’s next undiscovered entertainer. Friday, 7:30 am-7:30 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; free; 212878-5110; agtauditions.com.

Annual Splash Gala This fundraising gala includes live music, artist demonstrations, food, wine, spirits, live and silent auctions, and special activities. Friday, 6:30-9:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $75; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

Antiques Extravaganza Nearly 800 vendors from all over the country come in to set up and sell in the show field, in the antique center and under the pavilions. Friday-Sunday, 8 am; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $4-$15; 352383-8393; renningers.net.

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Drink Around the Hood Sample sangria, beer and cocktails at bars, restaurants and businesses throughout Ivanhoe Village. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; The Carousel Emporium, 2000 Alden Road; $15-$20; drinkaroundthehood.com.

Osceola County Fair Features livestock contests, a beauty pageant, a midway with rides and games, a pie-eating contest and more. Through Sunday; Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $5; 321-697-3333; osceolacountyfair.com.

Bands, Brew & BBQ SeaWorld highlights barbecue, craft beer and live music from different providers every weekend through March 6. Saturdays, Sundays; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613; seaworldparks.com.

Great Orlando Craft Beer Festival Visit 16 different bars to try 16 different beers from the likes of Stone, Dogfish Head, New Belgium and more. Saturday, 2 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $25.

Oviedo Woman’s Club Yard Sale Featuring a boutique, furniture, kitchen items, clothing, accessories, books, toys, dishes, electronics and much more. Friday -Saturday, 7 am-2 pm; Oviedo Woman’s Clubhouse, 414 King Street, Oviedo; free; 407-365-9420; oviedowomansclub.org.

Bowigens Beer Company One Year Anniversary Bowigens throws a parking lot party for its first anniversary featuring live music from the Cook Trio and Tessa Marie, local food and seven specialty beer releases, including Strawberry Stout Cake, Vini Vidi Vici raspberry ale, Wee Do What Wee Want wee heavy ale and more.

Saturday, 12-10 pm; Baer Furniture Parking Lot, 1014 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; facebook.com/bowigensbeercompany.

Hell’s Kitchen Wine Dinner Chefs Ashley Nickell and Jared Bobkin from Hell’s Kitchen prepare a four-course meal with wine and champagne pairings. Sunday, 6:30 pm; Funky Monkey Wine Company, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $95; 407-478-9463.

Comics & Crafts: Power Man & Iron Fist Celebrate the release of the new Marvel series with drink specials, coloring books and more. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Community Sponsored Agriculture Dinner Enjoy a three-course dinner from Swine & Sons and Frog Song Organics while getting cultured on all things fresh from Frog Song owners and farmers John Bitter and Amy Van Scoik. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Swine & Sons Provisions, 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $50; 407-636-7601; frogsongorganics.wordpress.com.

The Cuban Sandwich Smackdown Orlando restaurants, delis, caterers and chefs prepare their best Cuban sandwiches for a competition. Saturday, 11 am-6 pm; Valencia College West Campus, 1800 S. Kirkman Road; free; 813-407-6866; thecubansandwichfestival.com.

Owl Prowl Get up close and personal with owls at the center, then go on a community walk to spot wild owls. Monday, 6:30 pm; Audubon Center for Birds of Prey, 1101 Audubon Way, Maitland; $5; 407-644-0190; audubon.org.

Malcolm X Day of Service A tribute to Malcolm X, his life and his mission. Includes a free medical checkup for the community, speakers, fun festivities, cultural entertainment and a film. Saturday, 10 am-4 pm; Masjid AlQuddus, 312 S. Parramore Ave.; free; 407-481-4393.

Pink Pearl Affair: Emerald City Glitz & Glam Party featuring music, dancing, hors d’oeuvres and more. Dress to impress. Friday, 10 pm; The Mezz, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407-704-6261; mezzorlando.com.

Orlando Wetlands Festival Celebrate Florida wetlands with guided bird-watching excursions, native plant identification hikes, wilderness hikes, kids activities and more. Saturday, 9 am-3 pm; Fort Christmas Historical Park and Museum, 1300 Fort Christmas Road, Christmas; free; 407-568-1706; cityoforlando.net.

Orlando’s Celebrity Bartender Night Hosted by hometown hero Ginger Minj of RuPaul’s Drag Race fame, this fundraiser for the GLBT Center of Central Florida is your chance to be served by local celebrities like Billy Manes, Blue Star, Eric Rollings, Pepe and many more. Tuesday, 7 pm; Savoy Orlando, 1913 N. Orange Ave.; various menu prices; thecenterorlando.org.

Private Dinner With Stefano Cecchini Meet Italian Wildlife Realist painter Stefano Cecchini and have dinner with him. Saturday, 8:30 pm; Grand Bohemian Gallery, Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; $95; 407-581-4801.

Rewind: Harlem Nights A themed party celebrating fashion and sophistication. Saturday, 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $11.54-$185.62; 407-704-6261.

Science Night Live An adults-only night at the Science Center featuring a STEAM gallery, astrophotography, a National Parks adventure and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Orlando Science Center,

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Seed Swap Bring your unused seeds and swap for new seeds.

If you don’t have any seeds, take a couple of packets to try. Experts on hand to answer your questions. Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; free; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Universal Orlando’s Mardi Gras Universal extends Mardi Gras for over a month with special concerts, parades, food and more. Through April 16; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000; universalorlando.com.

LEARNING Knitting Basics Join instructor Sue Burley. Adults and teens welcome. Please bring your own yarn and needles.

Mondays, 3:30-5 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

Landless Workers Movement of Brazil Learn about Brazil’s Movimento Sim Terra from a Brazilian MST activist visiting Orlando with the Farmworker Association of Florida. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; First Unitarian Church of Orlando, 1901 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-898-3621.

Wednesday, 6 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; bookmarkitorlando.com.

Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Draft Punk Workshop Writers workshop with a screening of a workshop with comedian and spoken word poet Ed Mabrey.

Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

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Fall in Love With Revision If editing seems daunting, join young adult author Lauren Gibaldi as she guides you through the editing and revision process. Friday, 6:30-8:30 pm; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; $15; 407697-1261; writersatelier.com.

Kelly Park State Historical Marker Dedication Kelly Park is recognized as a state treasure thanks to the work of the Apopka Historical Society. Friday 1:30 pm; Kelly Park, 400 E. Kelly Park Road, Apopka; free; 407-889-4179; orangecountyparks.net.

LITERARY African-American Read-In Celebrate literature by AfricanAmerican writers read by a variety of community leaders, writers, poets and actors.

Sunday, 2-5 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Beatriz Williams’ Along the Infinite Sea Join local romance author Melissa Baldwin in a discussion about Beatriz Williams’ novel.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Notes From All Over: An Evening With Bill Bryson The author of A Walk in the Woods speaks about his efforts to promote the preservation of rural and wild areas.

Monday, 7:30 pm; Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-691-1995; rollins.edu.

Sarah Viren’s Farewell Reading The outgoing artist-in-residence at the Kerouac House gives her farewell reading.

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JamOrlando Talent Agency is seeking local talent: DANCERS • SINGERS MODELS • BANDS • DJs For information, please call

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Kerouac House, 1418 Clouser Ave.; free; kerouacproject.org.

Wil Haygood Wil Haygood, best known for researching and writing the screenplay for The Butler, presents his new book, Showdown.

Wednesday, 7-8 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2810; valenciacollege.edu.

Winter With the Writers: Chase Twichell – Master Class Poet Chase Twichell teaches a master class. Thursday, 4 pm; Rollins College, Crummer Hall, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2139; rollins.edu.

Winter With the Writers: Chase Twichell – Reading The poet reads from her work and participates in an interview and signing. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2000; rollins.edu.

FAMILY Big Bugs An outdoor exhibit of gargantuan insect sculptures made from natural materials displayed throughout the gardens. Through April 15, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

Circus Chickendog: “I ‘RUFF’ You (A Circus Love Story) Six rescued dogs – now beloved pets and amazing performing circus dogs – team up with a trained scarlet macaw, puppets and an accordionplaying juggler/unicyclist for an action-packed and sweetly weird live original circus love story. Thursdays-Sundays, 8-9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15; 512-771-8836; chickendog.net/stageshow.

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6 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $18$1,307.50; 800-745-3000.

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing Adapted from the book by Judy Blume.

Through Sunday; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; 407-896-7365.

Orlando Solar Bears vs. Indy Fuel Ice hockey. WednesdayThursday, 7 pm and Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12.25$44.75; 800-745-3000.

Touch-A-Truck A free interactive experience for kids of all ages where they get to explore real service vehicles. Saturday, 11 am-2 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; free; 407-823-6006.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com.

SPORTS Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American mah-jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 10:30 am-2:30 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Daytona 500 The Super Bowl of stock car racing. Sunday, 1 pm; Daytona International Speedway, 1801 W. International Speedway Blvd., Daytona Beach; $760$1,397; 386-253-7223.

Glow With the Flow Yoga Night yoga with glowing facepaint and UV lighting. Thursday, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; thesocial.org.

Learn 2 Curl Learn how to play curling.

Equipment provided. Saturday, 10 pm; RDV Sportsplex, 8701 Maitland Summit Blvd.; $40; 407-536-6377.

The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided.

Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356.

Orlando Magic vs. Dallas Mavericks Basketball.

Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $23$1,427.50; 800-745-3000.

Orlando Magic vs. Indiana Pacers Basketball. Sunday,

Silver Spurs Rodeo See rodeo events like bull riding, bareback and saddle bronc riding, barrel racing, steer wrestling, along with tie-down and team roping.

Friday-Saturday, 7:30-10:30 pm and Sunday, 2-5:30 pm; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15; 321-6973495; silverspursrodeo.com.

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Houston Cougars Women’s basketball.

Tuesday, 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $5; 407-823-6006.

UCF Knights vs. SMU Mustangs Women’s basketball.

Saturday, 2 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $5; 407-823-6006.

UCF Knights vs. Tulane Green Wave Women’s basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $5; 407-823-6006.

UCF Knights vs. Tulsa Golden Hurricane Men’s basketball. Sunday, 2 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $10-$55; 407-823-6006.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■

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For now, what matters most is not what you already know but rather what you need to find out. It’s a favorable time to gather information about riddles and mysteries that have perplexed you for a long time. Be super-receptive and extra wide-eyed!

ARIES (March 21-April 19) “Old paint on a canvas, as it ages, sometimes becomes transparent,” said playwright Lillian Hellman.

“When that happens, it is possible to see the original lines: a tree will show through a woman’s dress, a child makes way for a dog, a large boat is no longer on an open sea.” Why does this happen?

Because the painter changed his or her mind. Early images were replaced, painted over. I suspect that a metaphorical version of this is underway in your life. Certain choices you made in the past got supplanted by choices you made later. They disappeared from view. But now those older possibilities are re-emerging for your consideration. I’m not saying what you should do about them.

I simply want to alert you to their ghostly presence so they don’t cause confusion.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Let’s talk about your mouth. Since your words flow out of it, you use it to create and shape a lot of your experiences. Your mouth is also the place where food and drink enter your body, as well as some of the air you breathe. So it’s crucial to fueling every move you make. You experience the beloved sense of taste in your mouth. You use your mouth for kissing and other amorous activities. With its help, you sing, moan, shout and laugh.

It’s quite expressive, too. As you move its many muscles, you send out an array of emotional signals. I’ve provided this summary in the hope of inspiring you to celebrate your mouth, Taurus. It’s prime time to enhance your appreciation of its blessings!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Coloring books for adults are bestsellers. Tightly wound folks relieve their stress by using crayons and markers to brighten up black-and-white drawings of butterflies, flowers, mandalas and pretty fishes. I highly recommend that you avoid this type of recreation in the next three weeks, as it would send the wrong message to your subconscious mind. You should expend as little energy as possible working within frameworks that others have made. You need to focus on designing and constructing your own frameworks.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) The Old Testament book of Leviticus presents a long list of forbidden activities, and declares that anyone who commits them should be punished. You’re not supposed to get tattoos, have messy hair, consult oracles, work on Sunday, wear clothes that blend wool and linen, plant different seeds in the same field, or eat snails, prawns, pigs and crabs – it’s OK to buy slaves, though. We laugh at how absurd it would be for us to obey these outdated rules and prohibitions, and yet many of us retain a superstitious loyalty toward guidelines and beliefs that are almost equally obsolete. Here’s the good news: Now is an excellent time to dismantle or purge your own fossilized formulas.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “I would not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well,” said the philosopher and naturalist Henry David Thoreau. In accordance with your astrological constitution, I authorize you to use this declaration as your own almost any time you feel like it. But I do suggest that you make an exception to the rule during the next four weeks. In my opinion, it will be time to focus on increasing your understanding of the people you care about – even if that effort takes time and energy away from your quest for ultimate self-knowledge. Don’t worry: You can return to emphasizing Thoreau’s perspective by the equinox.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You are entering the inquisitive phase of your astrological cycle. One of the best ways to thrive during the coming weeks will be to ask more questions than you have asked since you were 5 years old. Curiosity and good listening skills will be superpowers that you should you strive to activate.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Poet Barbara Hamby says the Russian word ostyt can be used to describe “a cup of tea that is too hot, but after you walk to the next room, and return, it is too cool.” A little birdie told me that this may be an apt metaphor for a current situation in your life. I completely understand if you wish the tea had lost less of its original warmth, and was exactly the temperature you like, neither burning nor tepid. But that won’t happen unless you try to reheat it, which would change the taste.

So what should you do? One way or the other, a compromise will be necessary. Do you want the lukewarm tea or the hot tea with a different flavor?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Russian writer Ivan Turgenev was a Scorpio. Midway through his first novel, Rudin, his main character, Dmitrii Nikolaevich Rudin, alludes to a problem that affects many Scorpios. “Do you see that apple tree?” Rudin asks a woman companion. “It is broken by the weight and abundance of its own fruit.” Ouch! I want very much for you Scorpios to be spared a fate like that in the coming weeks. That’s why I propose that you scheme about how you will express the immense creativity that will be welling up in you. Don’t let your lush and succulent output go to waste.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Asking Sagittarians to be patient may be akin to ordering a bonfire to burn more politely.

But it’s my duty to inform you of the cosmic tendencies, so I will request your forbearance for now. How about some nuances to make it more palatable? Here’s a quote from author David G. Allen: “Patience is the calm acceptance that things can happen in a different order than the one you have in mind.” Novelist Gustave Flaubert: “Talent is a long patience.” French playwright Molière: “Trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.” Writer Anne Lamott: “Hope is a revolutionary patience.” I’ve saved the best for last, from Russian novelist Irène Némirovsky: “Waiting is erotic.”

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “If you ask for help it comes, but not in any way you’d ever know.” Poet Gary Snyder said that, and now I’m passing it on to you. The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to think deeply about the precise kinds of help you would most benefit from – even as you loosen up your expectations about how your requests for aid might be fulfilled.

Be aggressive in seeking assistance, but ready and willing to be surprised as it arrives.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) For a limited time only, 153 is your lucky number. Mauve and olive are your colors of destiny, the platypus is your power animal, and torn burlap mended with silk thread is your magic texture. I realize that all of this may sound odd, but it’s the straight-up truth. The nature of the cosmic rhythms are rather erratic right now. To be in maximum alignment with the irregular opportunities that are headed your way, you should probably make yourself magnificently mysterious, even to yourself. To quote an old teacher, this might be a good time to be “so unpredictable that not even you yourself know what’s going to happen.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) In the long-running TV show M*A*S*H, the character known as Sidney Freedman was a psychiatrist who did his best to nurture the mental health of the soldiers in his care. He sometimes departed from conventional therapeutic approaches. In the series finale, he delivered the following speech, which I believe is highly pertinent to your current quest for good mental hygiene: “I told you people something a long time ago, and it’s just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”

Ginger Rogers, the pup who starred in a viral video that showed her dancing in her kennel at Orange County Animal Services, has found a new home.

Now other shelter pets are trying to follow in her footsteps in the hope that you’ll consider adopting them. Yogi (Animal ID A341421) is an 8-year-old dog who is as entertaining as Ginger.

He likes to stand on his back paws for photos, and he walks so adorably on a leash, spinning in circles when he gets excited. Yogi also makes a cute grunting noise when he receives attention. He loves to be petted and he enjoys being a lap dog, too. Yogi’s adoption fee has been waived because he is considered a senior pet. You can meet Yogi when

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B Y D A N S AVA G E My new girlfriend blurted out that she had a cuckolding past with her ex-husband. She says her ex badgered her into arranging “dates” with strangers and that he picked the guys. Her ex would then watch her having sex with a guy in a hotel room. The ex only watched and didn’t take part. I am really bothered by her past. She says she did it only because her ex pressured her into it and she wanted to save her marriage, so she agreed. But I suspect she may have enjoyed it and may have been testing me to see if I wanted to be a cuck.

What should I do? I am really torn.

Confused In NOVA

I hope she enjoyed fucking those other men – and you should hope so, too. Even if cuckolding wasn’t her fantasy, even if she fucked other men only to delight her shitty ex-husband, anyone who cares about this woman should hope the experiences she had with those other men weren’t overwhelmingly negative or utterly joyless.

And, yes, people will sometimes broach the subject of their own sexual interests/fantasies using the passive voice or a negative frame because they’re afraid of rejection or they want an easy out or both. But cuckolding is almost always the husband’s fantasy, so odds are good that your girlfriend is telling you the truth about those other men being her ex-husband’s idea.

As for whether she’s testing you: That’s a pretty easy test to fail. Open your mouth and say, “Cuckolding isn’t something I would ever want to do. The thought of you with another man isn’t a turn-on for me. Not at all.” It’s an easy F. If you can’t let this go, if you can’t get over the sex your girlfriend had with her ex-husband and those other men, then do your girlfriend a favor and break up with her. She just got out from under a shitty husband who pressured her into “cheating.”

The last thing she needs now is a shitty boyfriend who shames her for “cheating.”

My husband is Native American. I’m white. We love each other very much, so this isn’t a deal breaker. I’ve got a thing for his long black hair.

He’s a drop-dead gorgeous man, and while I gave up asking that he wear leggings or a breechcloth once in a while, I wish he would grow out his hair.

I’m willing to wear (and do) anything he asks. He’s somewhere to the left of Sherman Alexie when it comes to this stuff, but could you tell me why I’m so wrong? He keeps his hair short, and the one time I made enough of a fuss, he grew it out and never washed it just to spite me. A long time ago, he participated in a sun dance, and he looked incredible.

Is asking for a couple of braids really so wrong?

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I forwarded your e-mail to Sherman Alexie, the award-winning poet, novelist, essayist and filmmaker. Your question must have touched a nerve.

“What does ‘to the left of Sherman Alexie’ mean in this context? I doubt there are very many Native dudes more leftist than me! And long hair on Indian men is more conservative and more tribal, anyway – more ceremonial. More of a peacock thing, really.

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don’t miss answering questions about my hair. I mean, I cut my hair 13 years ago (more than 25 percent of my life ago), and some people still ask me about it! Thirteen years! Also, Native men tend to cut their hair as they age. Long hair is generally a young Indian man’s gig, culturally speaking.

“I would venture that Native dude is tired of being romanticized, ethnocized, objectified. We Indians get enough of that shit in the outside world.

Maybe this dude doesn’t want that in bed. Or maybe he just likes the way he looks with shorter hair. Because I am getting so gray, long hair would make me look like a warlock having a midlife crisis.

Maybe this Indian dude is just sick of all the sociopolitical shit that comes with long hair. Maybe it kills his boner. Talking about it has certainly killed my boner.”

Why would you call blumkins “sexist”? Are you excluding the idea that gay, bi and trans people might participate? There are many sexual practices that are degrading. If the partner consents, how is it “sexist”? Have you considered that a heterosexual female may want a blumkin of her own? I’m a heterosexual male, and I have no idea how you could defecate and remain erect – but to each his own!

Your answer was irrational and sexist!

The Problem Isn’t Always Sexism

Go to Urban Dictionary and read every definition for “blumkin.” While almost all of the proposed definitions – including the top one – are gendered (“Taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock”), even definitions that aren’t gendered (“Getting a blowjob while taking a stinky shit”) include examples of usage that are gendered (“Anthony really enjoyed it when Christy gave him a blumkin last night”). While a gay dude could suck his man’s cock while he was taking a stinky shit, and while a trans man could go eat his cis girlfriend’s pussy while she was dropping a deuce, the whole conversation about blumkins isn’t about consensual degrading sex play. It’s about the symbolic degradation of women.

It’s like gerbiling: Everyone has a butthole, anyone can walk into a pet store and buy a gerbil, paper-towel tubes are everywhere. But gerbiling is always described as a gay sex act. The fact that straight, bi, asexual or even deceased people could theoretically have their asses gerbiled doesn’t make joking about gerbiling not homophobic. The anatomical technicality doesn’t exonerate gerbiling. Same goes for blumkins.

It’s always a little frustrating to read columns where we hear only one side of the story. Maybe you could solicit letters from both partners? A couple would agree in advance what the problem was and both send in a letter, but they should not read each other’s letters. Keep up the great work!

Just An Idea

I love this idea, JAI. Any game couples out there? Throuples welcome, too!

On the Lovecast, Dan and writer Ephi Stempler discuss companionate marriage: savagelovecast.com.

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NOTICE TO CREDITORS IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION File No.: 2014-CP-2754-O IN RE: ESTATE OF ARVEITA LOWE BETHEA, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of ARVEITA LOWE BETHEA, Deceased, whose date of death was June 19, 2014, is pending in the Circuit Court for ORANGE County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Ave., Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served and must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT SO FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is February 17, 2016. PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVE: Cheryl B. Powell, 1015 St. Nicholas Drive, Orlando, Florida 32709. ATTORNEY FOR PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVE: Meghan McShane-Davis, Florida Bar No. 28128, McShane & McShane Law Firm, P.A., 836 N. Highland Ave., Orlando, FL 32803 Telephone:(407) 648-1500.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE ERSONA RO ERT OF THE FO O ING TENANTS I BE SO D FOR CASH TO SATISF RENTA IENS IN ACCORDANCE ITH F ORIDA STATUTES,SE F STORAGE FACI IT ACT, SECTIONS AND CONTENTES MA INC UDE ITCHEN, HOUSEHO D ITEMS, BEDDING, TO S , GAMES, AC ED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOO S, TRUC S, CARS ETC THERE’S NO TIT E FOR VEHIC ES SO D AT THE IEN SA E O NERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS ien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday MARCH 9, 2016 at the times indicated belo Vie ing and bidding ill only be available online at storagetreasures com, beginning at least days prior to the scheduled sale date and time PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34769AT 10:00AM Du anda S Rouse, Michael a rence, Veronica Otero, Allen Tyrer II, Sharon Campbell, isa I Almonte, avier Bae , uis esme , A Ranphy Ale andro, ohn T Mac en ie PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM Mar effrey Murdoc , Carl oseph Odom, Gerrald Mitchell, anice Melende , ose Cardona, Michael Stoddard, De ter Emmanuel Sharrod ones r , Angelo Mercado PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: UNIT SIERRA TANIA TAMARA, UNIT VE E SANCHE , ED IN , UNIT STANSBERR A AN A FRENA, UNIT CO ON ANDINO DAR EEN E IS, UNIT CAR OS RAMOS, UNIT VA E C ASS, MARTIN, UNIT BERRIOS ROSADO ANGE MANUE , UNIT BRITTO RACHE MAR ORIE M, UNIT CRU RAMOS ONATHAN, UNIT RATT VICENTI UAN, UNIT DE GADO RIVERA GRISE AR ENE, UNIT EON DEAN, UNIT TORRES SANTIAGO ME IT A, UNIT FAIR RISTI E I ABETH PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm: Mayra Oquendo Mi Casa De Amor y Restauracion issel Te ada ilson Sandoval de esus Victor acheco Curtis al er Carlos u an edro Ithier Edgar Fernande Michael Vetrano Douglas Shirey ydia Delgado loyd Holden Ashley Man ani armine Goddard Michael Vasque Matthe Garrett o Edgar Fernande Ford F Bo Truc Vin No FD F M CB PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM esley M Donnarumma Homemade Trailer No Vin ,B Stephanie Mahler, B Arturo Carmona,C Deanna Feby,E Victor Gibbons,D ose Rodrigue ,E Victor Gibbons,F Carmen Alvare oboa,F Terry ar er,F ynn imison,F Roberto Almodovar O ios,F Fran Gu man ing Motor Scooter Vin AEAC B ,H ahaira Santiago Trinidad,H Richard Arce Gracia,H Marcus Carr,H Ronald Castor,H Eulalia Rodrigue ,I Anthony Stuart Vilella,I Eli aul Cordero ere ,I Donovan Gouldbourne,I Alison Torres Barreto, I Danile Courson,I Siobhan Robinson,I Maricela Salinas NOTICE OF CLAIM OF LIEN AND PROPOSED SALE OF VEHICLE Manny’s Transport To ing Inc atch Rd Orlando, F h Sale Date: 2/29/2016 10:00am 2003 Hyundai KM8SC13D33U403239 We have the right to refuse any and all bids.

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NOTICE TO CREDITORS IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNT , F ORIDA ROBATE DIVISION File No.: 2014-CP2755-O IN RE: ESTATE OF HUGH T. BETHEA, Deceased NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of HUGH T BETHEA, Deceased, hose date of death as uly , , is pending in the Circuit Court for ORANGE County, Florida, robate Division, the address of hich is N Orange Ave , Orlando, F The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth belo All creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate on hom a copy of this notice is required to be served and must file their claims ith this court ITHIN THE ATER OF MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST UB ICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR DA S AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A CO OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM All other creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate must file their claims ith this court ITHIN MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST UB ICATION OF THIS NOTICE A C AIMS NOT SO FI ED ITHIN THE TIME ERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION OF THE F ORIDA ROBATE CODE I BE FOREVER BARRED NOT ITHSTANDING THE TIME ERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, AN C AIM FI ED T O EARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED The date of first publication of this notice is February , ERSONA RE RESENTATIVE Cheryl B o ell, St Nicholas Drive, Orlando, Florida ATTORNE FOR ERSONA RE RESENTATIVE Meghan McShane Davis, Florida Bar No , McShane McShane a Firm, A , N Highland Ave , Orlando, F Telephone NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: ursuant to Florida Statute on MARCH 14TH, 2016 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL ill sell the follo ing vehicle s and or vessel s ACURA VIN H DC S AND F ARE VIN FBC M Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any all bids Sold as is, no arranty Terms Cash NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE OC ERS OCATED AT UHAU COM AN FACI ITIES STORAGE OCATIONS AND TIMES ARE ISTED BE O A GOODS SO D ARE HOUSEHO D CONTENTS, MISCE ANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS A AUCTIONS ARE HE D TO SATISF O NER’S IEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE ITH F ORIDA STATUTES, SE F STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS AND , STARTS AT am and RUNS CONTINUOUS Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 03/09/16: oyce Trimble, Raquel Cru , Fran ie Burgess, illie Coffee, Da ota Gant, Deborah amison, Frederic Freeman, anda ones, Belinda Bagnerise, Ale andro Vergara, Octavia eterson, ohnnie illiams r, David Dean, Rose illiams, esha ohnson, Domonique Cro er Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 03/09/16: acqueline eune, Tovia Robinson, Bernadette Murphy, atric Blair, Melissa Mcandre , Shantle Bennett, Corey yons, Ben amin Cesareo Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 03/09/16: AA S Richard Beasley, B Marcelo unqueira, B Brian Burdsall, B Saidah Harris, C C Mar Cole, D Mar Schude Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 03/09/16 Marcos Arroyo, uan Torres, Margie Rodrigue , Sheila right, Crystal Finlay, avier Beltran Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 03/09/16 Bertha Mo ica

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-502 IN THE INTEREST OF A DOB , MINOR CHI D SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISOR HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS STATE OF F ORIDA TO: TALISHA THOMAS, Address Unknown HEREAS a etition for Termination of arental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced children, a copy of hich is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable udge Daniel Da son on March , at a m , at Thomas S ir uvenile ustice Center, East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida for a TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS ADVISOR HEARING ou must appear on the date and at the time specified FAI URE TO ERSONA A EAR AT THIS ADVISOR HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS TO THESE CHI DREN IF OU FAI TO A EAR ON THE DATE AND TIME S ECIFIED OU MA OSE A EGA RIGHTS AS A ARENT TO THE CHI DREN NAMED IN THE ETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE ITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this st day of anuary, This summons has been issued at the request of ennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN , Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s egal Services, est Robinson Street, Suite N , Orlando, Florida , Telephone, Fa , ennifer shepard my families com C ER OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By s Rochelle Marrero Deputy Cler Court Seal If you are a person ith a disability ho needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance lease contact Court Administration, at N Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida , telephone , not later than days prior to the proceeding If you are hearing or voice impaired, call Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U Haul company facilities Storage locations are listed belo All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods All auctions are hold to satisfy o ner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance ith Florida Statutes, Self Storage Act, Sections and The auction ill start at a m and others ill follo on March , U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; C Charles Samuel Cro e ,C Noelle ames , D Mar yia Smith , C Chrisnel aurent ,U Saiasi Tui aba U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703 ulie ollic U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; Acme Television , anelle Valle o Rui , Glorius Coffeeprice , Ibrahim oussef , a e Files , alter Marshall U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; B osemaria Fuentes ,B Beverley Bello ,C aeson Hager U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; Antonio attimore , Mar Nettelbladt , ohn Ramgel , Niccholas Sollien , Cheryl ac mare , evin ray , Michael Vealey U-Haul Moving and Storage on Rinehart Road, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771 imberly Card , Dave Desormeau

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON/ PINE HILLS CASE NO.: DP14-145 In the Interest of J.C., a male child, DOB: 02/10/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIA DATE CERTAIN FOR TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS, STATE OF F ORIDA To CHANTELLE TAYLOR, Address un no n HEREAS, a etition for Termination of arental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child you are hereby commanded to appear before udge Daniel Da son, on April , at am at the Orange County uvenile ustice Center, E Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida , for a TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS TRIA ou must appear on the date and time specified FAI URE TO ERSONA A EAR AT THIS TRIA CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS TO THIS CHI D OR CHI DREN IF OU FAI TO A EAR ON THE DATE AND TIME S ECIFIED OU MA OSE A EGA RIGHTS AS A ARENT TO THE CHI D OR CHI DREN NAMED IN THE ETITION ursuant to Florida Statute d , the mother father are hereby informed of the availability of private placement ith an adoption entity as defined in Section Florida Statues, by including ritten notice in the summons served ith this petition and at an advisory hearing if they are present for the hearing leadings shall be copied to Veraunda I ac son, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, S ir man Road, Ste , Orlando, Florida ITNESS my hand at the Cler of said Court and the Seal, this th day of February, C ER OF THE CIRCUIT COURT Court Seal By s DE UT C ER

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO: DP13-81 IN THE INTEREST OF A R DOB , A MINOR CHI D SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISOR HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHI STATE OF F ORIDA TO: Antonio Jermaine Ward , Address Un no n A etition for Termination of arental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child ou are to appear before the Honorable Tim Shea, Circuit udge, on Tuesday, March th, , at a m , at the Thomas S ir uvenile ustice Center, East Michigan Street, Orlando, F for a TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS ADVISOR HEARING ou must appear on the date and time specified FAI URE TO ERSONA A EAR AT THIS ADVISOR HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS TO THIS CHI D IF OU FAI TO A EAR ON THE DATE AND TIME S ECIFIED OU MA OSE A EGA RIGHTS TO THE CHI D NAMED IN THE ETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE IF OU FAI TO A EAR OU MA BE HE D IN CONTEM T OF COURT If you are a person ith a disability ho needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance lease contact Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, N Orange Avenue, Suite , Orlando, Florida, , fa If you are hearing or voice impaired, call to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service This summons has been issued at the request of Brittany Nesmith, Esquire, Children’s egal Services, brittany nesmith my families com C ER OF COURT B s DE UT C ER

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON/ PINE HILLS CASE NO.: DP14-145 In the Interest of J.C., a male child, DOB: 02/10/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIA DATE CERTAIN FOR TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS, STATE OF F ORIDA To JOHNATHAN CATRETT, Address un no n HEREAS, a etition for Termination of arental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child you are hereby commanded to appear before udge Daniel Da son, on April , at am at the Orange County uvenile ustice Center, E Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida , for a TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS TRIA ou must appear on the date and time specified FAI URE TO ERSONA A EAR AT THIS TRIA CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF ARENTA RIGHTS TO THIS CHI D OR CHI DREN IF OU FAI TO A EAR ON THE DATE AND TIME S ECIFIED OU MA OSE A EGA RIGHTS AS A ARENT TO THE CHI D OR CHI DREN NAMED IN THE ETITION ursuant to Florida Statute d , the mother father are hereby informed of the availability of private placement ith an adoption entity as defined in Section Florida Statues, by including ritten notice in the summons served ith this petition and at an advisory hearing if they are present for the hearing leadings shall be copied to Veraunda I ac son, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, S ir man Road, Ste , Orlando, Florida ITNESS my hand at the Cler of said Court and the Seal, this th day of February, C ER OF THE CIRCUIT COURT Court Seal By s DE UT C ER

Legal, Public Notices IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF NORTH CAROLINA IM US FOOTCARE, C, laintiff, v FANTABU OUS OR D RODUCTS, d b a SHO E , Defendant Civil Action No. 5:15-cv-550 NOTICE OF SERVICE OF ROCESS B UB ICATION To FANTABU OUS OR D, d b a SHO E , Defendant Re Action For atent Infringement And Unfair Or Deceptive Acts Or ractices Ta e notice that a pleading see ing relief against you has been filed in the above entitled action The nature of the relief being sought is as follo s laintiff is see ing to permanently en oin further sale of the Infringing roduct, and to recover compensatory damages, treble damages and attorneys’ fees for your prior infringement pursuant to USC , , , and N C G S et seq ou are required to ma e defense to such pleading no later than the th day of March, , hich is days from the first publication of this notice, and upon your failure to do so the party see ing service against you ill apply to the court for the relief sought Craig D Mills, BUCHANAN INGERSO ROONE , South th Street, Suite , hiladelphia, A , Tel , Fa , craig mills bipc com, Counsel for laintiff ublication dates , , NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles ill be sold as is, no arranty Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid Terms of bids are cash only Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale Ford VIN FTEF NA To be sold at auction at a m on March , , Gardner Street, inter ar , F Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC NOTICE OF SALE ursuant to F S At 9:00AM on March 5, 2016 Billis Auto Center N Forsyth Rd OR , F , ill sell the follo ing vehicle s to Satisfy claim of lien Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids Sold As Is, No arranty Seller guarantees no title Terms cash Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle s ou have a right to a hear ing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court O ner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per F S Any proceeds in e cess of lien ill be deposited ith cler of courts 2012 NISS VIN# 3N1BC1CP5CK803322 Lien Amt: $9,445.11 2005 FORD VIN# 1FTPW12585KD80048 Lien Amt: $8,649.20

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles ill be sold as is, no arranty Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid Terms of bids are cash only Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale Nissan VIN N A A T Ford VIN FMRU B Ford VIN FTR NA Chevy VIN G C Chevy VIN GNDM B Mitsubishi VIN A AA A SU Toyota VIN T BG VU Chrysler VIN C E H VT To be sold at auction at a m on March , , Gardner Street, inter ar , F Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. FEBRUARY 2016 TV RA EIGH ST E ANDR CE HONE S EA ER B A E BA D IN E ECTRIC SCOOTER I O BEND COAST N CE HONE S ARRAMORE AV I OD S EA ER E EFFERSON ST BI E B FORMOSA AV BI E B GARDEN AV CE HONE N ORANGE AV RINGS B HIA ASSEE RD CE HONE B MONTAU ST MONE B S ARRAMORE MONE B S HIA ASSEE MONE B RINCETON FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM Notice of Auction eys Travel Trailer ith VIN DT ill be auctioned on at am Tom Cra ford, Cra ford Construction, Robert Ed in Ellis Old inter Garden Rd , Orlando, F Trailer ith VIN U BE DD ill be auctioned on at am in hou Old inter Garden Rd , Orlando, F Boat ith VIN FGB H ill be auctioned on at am ames arren Old inter Garden Rd , Orlando, F Boat Trailer ith VIN BD E ill be auctioned on at am ames arren Old inter Garden Rd , Orlando, F DESI Office Trailer ith VIN DSI ill be auctioned on at am Tom Mario Santiago, Sunny Days Inc Old inter Garden Rd , Orlando, F NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, andmar Aviation Miami, C, of S Orange Ave Ste , Orlando, F ,pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the follo ing ficti tious name Signature Flight Support It is the intent of the undersigned to register Signature Flight Support ith the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations Dated NOTICE is hereby given that the under signed, iedmont Ha thorne Aviation, C, of S Orange Ave Ste , Orlando, F ,pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the follo ing ficti tious name Signature Flight Support It is the intent of the undersigned to register Signature Flight Support ith the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations Dated NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE IN S AUTOMOTIVE INC gives the Notice of Foreclosure ein and intent to sell these vehicles on 2/29/16, 12:00 noon at All American Blvd Orlando, F , pursuant to subsection of the Florida Statutes IN ’S AUTOMOTIVE INC reserves the right to accept or re ect any and or all bids Silent auction, sealed bid only Ford FA RF Ma da F U M Chevrolet G NE Ford FAF U A

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, aura Aponte, of May ood Road, inter ar , F County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the follo ing ficti tious name Red Lady Soap It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Red Lady Soap” ith the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations Dated of February,

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Miami E ecutive Aviation, C, of S Orange Ave Ste , Orlando, F ,pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the follo ing ficti tious name Signature Flight Support It is the intent of the undersigned to register Signature Flight Support ith the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations Dated

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Admitting Clerk FT St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6133936

Call Center Technician - MLS Support My Florida Regional MLS 6133640

Specialist Sourcing Universal Orlando 6133902

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Entry Level Recruiter / Human Resources Paid Internship Marketing Consultants of Orlando 6133900

Faculty Instructors - Psychology The Los Angeles Film School 6133624

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Custodian, Dr. P. Phillips YMCA Family Center YMCA of Central Florida 6133623

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Destination Specialist (Part-Time) Visit Orlando 6133584

Professor, Nursing (Mental Health) Seminole State College of Florida 6133894

Course Director - New Media Marketing Full Sail University 6133579

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