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If Scott uses government money to pay for his lawsuit, does that make him a “socialist”? (“Gov. Rick Scott defends using $700,000 of taxpayers’ money for legal bills,” Aug. 21) Is he a “welfare queen moocher”? Would he have to “pee in the cup”? Or is all OK because he is a Rethuglican hypocrite?

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news & features 7 News State Attorney Jeff Ashton finds himself under scrutiny in the wake of the Ashley Madison hack, and UCF chapter of Sigma Nu is cleared of sexual misconduct rules violations

25 Rebellious teen spirit

Petitioners file appeals opposing planned high-rise near Lake Eola

Machine Gun Kelly turns his angry, ostracized youth into spotlight-bending talent

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25 Picks This Week

11 Shape notes A show of nonrepresentational art brings relief from the mundane world

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Clandestine Arts’ production of Carrie: The Musical punches above its weight class

15 The sweet and lowdown Craving a sugar rush? Look no further than this trio of sweet shoppes

17 10 Under $10 Ten more places where you can pick up lunch on the cheap

17 Tip Jar Raglan Road features sustainable seafood, Ron Raike takes on lead brewing and distilling duties at the Brix Project, plus more in our weekly food roundup

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Great live music rattles Orlando every night

26 Twenty awesome concerts coming to Orlando From D’Angelo to Death Grips, plan your fall concert calendar with this rundown of significant upcoming shows

37 This Little Underground Moon Jelly packs Avalon Island for the In-Between Series, and American Party Machine, Nashville Pussy and Valient Thorr throw the rock party of the year

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I have worked with Sean and his wonderful staff at the old shelter in Hollywood since November 2010, and I found him to be one of the most outspoken yet compassionate homeless advocates. (“A homeless ‘resort’ now faces pushback from Polk County officals,” Aug. 19) He has been on Dr. Phil about random acts of violence towards the homeless, leading then-Gov. Crist to sign the bill into law adding these acts as hate crimes. In 2012, while still in Hollywood, he spearheaded the campaign to remove fake pot from store shelves all across the nation.

As far as the street vending goes, this is how COSAC remains selfsupporting while bringing out the truth about homelessness. I feel this is better than a panhandler on the same corner flying a cardboard sign saying “Homeless and Hungry,” when in actuality he or she may be more than likely using the money for booze or illegal drugs. None of the vendors use the money for that purpose. He is very strict on this, as he should be. I still live in one of the residences in Broward. I remind those in Polk, just as much in Broward, about this: Suppose the citizens there lose their job, their fancy house goes into foreclosure and the $85,000 Mercedes gets repossessed.

This badmouthing someone whose services they might need in the future; is it really worth it?

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Sex, lies and Ashley Madison Last weekend, State Attorney

Jeff Ashton found himself caught with his pants down when a local website, the East Orlando Post, revealed that he was among the many thousands of government workers caught using the infamous cheaters’ website Ashley Madison. Hackers stole a database of 32 million users registered with the site and made it available to the world on Aug. 18.

Using the site, depending on your personal morality, could be considered egregious or unethical or distasteful, but it’s not illegal. Nor is it even that shocking – we’ve seen presidents have sex with interns in the White House and senators who hired high-end call girls with the help of the D.C. Madam, after all.

But based on how quickly national media jumped on the story (like jackals), you’d think that Ashton, who admitted during a press conference to logging onto the site using his personal laptop while over a 9th Judicial Circuit Court Wi-Fi connection, had committed a heinous crime.

Ashton held a weepy press conference on Aug. 23, asking the public to forgive his transgression, but that action may have actually jogged the public interest in his personal affairs rather than tamed it. The East Orlando Post is now trying to drum up interest in Ashton’s alleged activity on another adult-hookup website, and Orlando’s Fraternal Order of Police quickly jumped into the fray, calling for an independent investigation of Ashton, indicating that some people may have used Ashley Madison to seek out “highend prostitution services.”

“An elected official cavalier enough to indulge in these online peccadilloes

while sitting in his courthouse complex office bears further inspection and review,” reads the statement from Fraternal Order President Shawn Dunlap.

But even Dunlap’s statement points out that Ashton’s activities were, indeed, “peccadilloes” – that is, petty, small-time offenses.

At least Ashton isn’t the kind of guy who uses his office as a bully pulpit to push for questionable laws, unlike part-time Uber driver and state Rep. Ritch Workman, R-Melbourne. Workman, who was also caught using Ashley Madison, was behind a 2011 effort to forbid judges from considering marital infidelity when considering how much alimony a spouse deserves in a divorce settlement. A revised version of the bill would have put a cap on alimony payments and eliminated lifetime alimony rewards. Ritchman says the bill, which was called anti-woman by some, was actually “pro-family.” Workman, who was also opposed to the legalization of gay marriage in Florida, told media outlets that he was “embarrassed” to be revealed, but that he never met anyone through the website and he regrets his decision to use it.

Here’s hoping this Ashley Madison nonsense doesn’t distract from truly important issues – like the allegations of excessive force against Orlando police officers that civil rights lawyer Natalie Jackson asked Ashton to investigate, for instance. Or the fact that Ashton’s office has been asked to investigate allegations that a UCF fraternity member chanting about raping bitches may have sexually assaulted another student twice last year (see below). Or the fact that whoever stole Ashley Madison’s database in the first place was, in fact, engaged in a bona fide criminal activity. Or that

other sites are extorting people whose data was found on Ashley Madison, asking for payments in exchange for not revealing their personal information and secrets. That’s the real crime here. – Erin Sullivan

UCF Sigma Nu chapter cleared of sexual misconduct rules violations On Aug. 20, a disciplinary panel

found that a University of Central Florida chapter of the fraternity Sigma Nu did not violate sexual misconduct rules when one of its members was filmed saying, “Let’s rape some bitches,” and chanting “rape.”

The frat member heard chanting in the video is also suspected of sexually assaulting a UCF student twice in October, first at an off-campus fraternity house and later at her dorm, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

UCF told the Sentinel the case was sent to the Orange-Osceola State Attorney’s Office in April.

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an apartment affiliated with the fraternity on June 9 at 2 a.m. Multiple witnesses said one member, who was “inebriated,” made inappropriate remarks related to sexual misconduct.

The panel says that the recording and witness testimonies proved other fraternity members tried to pacify the man chanting by telling him to “calm down” and “go to bed.”

“The panel believes the incident to be the act of one individual and not a group act, wherein sexual misconduct was condoned,” documents say. “We found insufficient evidence to suggest that Sigma Nu as a fraternity is responsible for the remarks made by this individual.”

The panel’s recommendation has been sent to UCF’s director of Student Rights and Responsibilities, who will issue a decision in the case, says Chad Binette, a UCF spokesman.

“The appalling behavior seen in this video is not how responsible men act,” Binette said in a released statement. “While offensive speech may be allowable, it is inappropriate in every sense. That’s why we’re working with the national fraternity office to help change the culture that led to this behavior.” – Monivette Cordeiro

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Hands off our park Petitioners file appeals opposing planned high-rise near Lake Eola

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a part of Lake Eola Park to the group of developers, which includes Mark Bortz of Chicago and Thomas Committee of Naples. The developers’ proposal for the area included outdoor seating for a café, water walls and landscape improvements, which can still be approved through a separate agreement with the city. Although the planning board approved the rest of the project, it still requires final approval from Orlando’s City Council.

On Aug. 17, the Cathedral Church of St. Luke’s legal adviser and chancellor, Hernan Castro, filed a petition against the

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trees in Lake Eola Park,” the documents say. “Park Department objects and recommends the café be relocated elsewhere on-site.”

That subsection and the entire Parks section was removed from the final staff report and replaced with the line “Impacts and removal of existing mature or specimen trees shall require mitigation as determined by the city arborist.”

Also notably absent is a petition from the Rosalind Club. At July’s board meeting, the prominent social club brought more than 100 of its members to protest the project, which could become its immediate neighbor.

During the meeting, the club’s attorney, Karen Consalo, and the developers’ attorney, Micky Grindstaff, said they had met in the past year to try to come to some sort of mitigation, but disagreed after the club demanded that the developers offer parking spaces for its members and $150,000 for the construction of a sun porch. At the end of the meeting, Grindstaff said Consalo told him they would probably request an appeal to go before a quasi-judicial officer. Consalo could not be reached for comment for this story. Tobin said neither she nor her client have a comment at this time.

Chris Betsher, an attorney and Orlando resident closely following the turmoil surrounding the project, says he is concerned about this negotiation. “I don’t have anything against the Rosalind Club, but I don’t think they speak for an entire population,” he says. “They have a unique interest because the project would be their nextdoor neighbor, but I don’t think they have the standing to give things away.”

Millie Lopez-Campillo, a resident of Orlando for 18 years, says she filed a “friend of court” brief in opposition to the board’s decision. Her petition asks why the project didn’t require an environmental study to see how the construction of the tower would affect the lake and its surroundings.

“It’s more about the city rushing through these deals to push development,” she says. “City staff doesn’t have a chance to go through and analyze what they’re doing here.”

Cassandra Lafser, a spokeswoman for Mayor Buddy Dyer’s office, says the next step for petitioners is a quasi-judicial process where an independent hearing officer hears the appeals and makes a recommendation, which then goes on to the City Council. The city and the developers have 30 days, until Sept. 16, to respond to the petitions. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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etitioners who filed arguments opposing the Orlando Municipal Planning Board’s decision to allow a 28-story high-rise near Lake Eola Park will now have to wait a month for the city and developers’ response.

In July, the board approved partial plans for the City Centre project, a 215unit residential tower near Lake Eola Park, despite protests from residents who opposed the encroachment on the park, citing environmental, building setback and quality-of-life concerns. The board did not approve plans the city had to lease

city and Jennifer Tobin, the chair of the Municipal Planning Board, who is also the applicant for the City Centre project and represents the developer group.

The church’s petition alleges that neither Tobin nor the city notified the church of the board’s meeting in July, which the church found out about through an anonymous source.

Castro says that in 1913, Orlando was consolidating the property around Lake Eola for its park. E. Frank Sperry, mayor of Orlando from 1913 to his death in 1916, was a member of St. Luke’s and persuaded the church to donate land it owned around the lake to the city.

In 1914, St. Luke’s deeded a portion of its land to the city, with the condition “that the same shall be used for the purposes of a public park only, and that no building, or other structure, shall ever be erected thereon, but the same shall be kept free and clear of all such, so that there shall be no obstruction between the shore of Lake Eola and the property known as [the] The Cathedral School property.”

In its meeting minutes, the city of Orlando also acknowledged the conditions on the parcel with the lines, “deed upon the express condition that the land used for park purposes be used for park purposes only and that no buildings or other structures be erected thereon.”

“St. Luke’s donated this piece of land with a promise,” Castro says. “That’s the promise we’re asking the city of Orlando to keep.”

Kisimul Holdings LLC, which represents the descendents and family members of John Maxwell Scott and Mildred Ewing Scott, also filed a petition against the board’s decision, according to city documents. The Scotts used to own the 1927 Lubbe House, which sits on the property along with the 1925 former Masonic Hall.

The developer group plans to demolish both buildings.

In the petition, Kisimul argues that the city made a previous developer of the property agree in 2008 to donate the Lubbe House to the city and relocate it at the developer’s expense. Their petition also alleges that minimal information was provided to the board about the removal or cutting back of trees within the subject properties and the public park.

City documents enclosed in the Kisimul appeal show an earlier staff report for the proposal contained a subsection called “Encroachment into Park,” that details the Park Department’s opposition to the removal of trees and the relocation of the Sperry Fountain.

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A show of nonrepresentational art brings relief from the mundane world

ARTWORK BY AUDREY PHILLIPS (LEfT) AND CHRIS ROBB

By Richa RD ReeP JOURNEYS INTO THE MIND through Sept. 12 | The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia St. | avalongallery.org | free

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he Rogers Building, glossy and green as a fresh Brussels sprout, anchors the downtown corner of Pine Street and Magnolia Avenue. Inside, modernism’s cooking, with five local artists serving up abstract expressionism, alive and well in this age of anything goes. Cicero Greathouse, Nancy Jay, Audrey Phillips, Jackie Otto-Miller and Chris Robb each contribute emotional intensity and gestural worship of the surface.

Greathouse, whose immersive color fields are theatrically large, contributes a somber tone in his Reflections on Japan

series. Each one’s liquid and luminous, like seeing deeply into a thundercloud on a hot afternoon. “Memories of Japan 1” encloses vermilion and lavender inside a watery indigo structure, while “Meditation on Japan 7” releases the colors, layering underlit space. Here is a master at minimalism, making a narrative out of a few simple shapes.

Phillips and Otto-Miller each carve a different slice out of the meaning of abstraction. Phillips, who has explored a specific palette of sky blues and dusty yellows, interweaves organic fields and lines with other hues, each hinting at narrative with titles such as “Jumping in the Deep End.” Otto-Miller leaves narrative more to the imagination; “Learning to Breathe” is an example. Composed of repetitive, closely

spaced gold and green vertical strokes, the darker gray background suggests that it may be writing, but not quite. This prototext carefully avoids a focal point. Both artists strike an ambiguous atmospheric mood, leaving the viewer to decide on its emotional effect.

A more specific focal point is gained with Jay’s series of paintings. Smaller and more highly structured, a dark, complex sinew weaves cursively across the eye, occupying the foggy area between art and text.

“Through Time and Memory” is one of her works that contains a narrative within what appears to be a single twisted stroke.

Pure white quickly wears off, revealing a rich navy blue in the middle of the stroke, finishing off with a deep indigo trending to black. The stroke teeters on a fulcrum, held up by a blue-black triangle right where it needs support most.

The artist Robb works in graphic design, and his series Continuum 36 x 36 is 36 paintings, each 3 feet square. Fascinated with the inks of the printing world, his luscious, saturated colors layer over each other in a sophisticated process that still admits to a controlled accident. Oppositional, perhaps, to the deliberate world of advertising, Robb orlandoweekly.com

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uses randomness and obscurity as his two themes, naming a completely abstract piece “Continuum.5061: Beat Poets.” The series almost comprises an installation together, covering the pop art side of abstract expressionism.

America’s first true art movement, abstract expressionism threw out representation. Until the abstract expressionists came along, art had to be about something.

They showed the world that it can also be about itself and still convey meaning. As we battle with the dullness of routine, and distract ourselves with manic consumption, we can gaze upon these works and find relief from the concrete world, journeying to that most exotic place, the mind.

Strength of eye and heart is necessary to appreciate these paintings and sculptures, but they are somehow not a bringdown on our long summer days. Instead, they invite the viewer into a glimpse of the private world that one carries within. Birds, radio dishes, landscapes and portraits are but vehicles for us to see ourselves differently, and come back to the here-and-now with a new sensibility of the place we inhabit inside and outside ourselves.

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Clandestine Arts’ production of Carrie: The Musical punches above its weight class Theater can be many things – comforting, challenging, even confounding – but I prefer it when it’s dangerous. Producer-director Derek Critzer shares that sentiment: “I love weird, I love edgy, I love the punk-y,” the founder of Clandestine Arts recently told me. His attraction to the extreme has been demonstrated in unconventional stagings of Rent, Aida and Sweeney Todd (the last featuring RuPaul’s Drag Race finalist Ginger Minj as Mrs. Lovett), but Critzer’s latest musical mounting is easily his riskiest yet.

Critzer wasn’t yet born when Carrie: The Musical made its brief bow on Broadway, becoming the benchmark by which bigbudget failures are judged. The legendary flop garnered a cult following, and though a 2012 off-Broadway revival was shortlived, 2015 productions in London and Los Angeles were well-received. Critzer attended the 2012 version, and has brought the latest revised script from L.A. to Orlando for its area premiere.

Adapted for the stage by Lawrence D. Cohen (screenwriter of the 1976 Brian DePalma film), with songs by Michael Gore (Fame, Camp) and Dean Pitchford

(Footloose), Carrie’s plot is mostly faithful to Stephen King’s novel. Timid teen Carrie White (Dorothy Christopher), whose fanatically religious mother, Margaret (Wendy Starkand), has sheltered her from the facts of life, freaks out when she gets her first menstrual period in the gymnasium shower and is mercilessly mocked by her peers, led by mean girl Chris (Kayla Alvarez) and her best friend, Sue (Jasmine Forsberg). Sue feels guilty and gets her nice-guy boyfriend, Tommy (Luis Gabriel Diaz), to ask Carrie to prom as an apology, unaware that Chris and her douche-bro BF, Billy (Josh Woodbury), have plotted a vicious prank. When Carrie finally unleashes her latent telekinetic talents on her tormenters, no one gets the rental deposit back on their tux.

This risky story straddles the genres of Gothic horror and the Hallmark Channel, and there’s nothing conservative about its technical demands. Clandestine Arts is certainly stretching the capabilities of ME Theatre, a converted warehouse off OBT in a neighborhood populated by more prostitutes than theater patrons; I got my desired dose of danger wondering if my car would still be around after the show.

Inside the intimate dance-centric studio, Critzer’s and Tom Limbacher’s multilevel set – which seems cobbled together from blood-splattered driftwood, with

little concern for safety railings – inspires another wave of apprehension; terrifyingly tall platforms are Clandestine’s signature design element.

Once the show starts, the first thing you notice is the yeoman’s job performed by music director Timothy D. Turner, who milks some fantastic many-layered harmonies from the massive chorus while simultaneously serving as a one-man pit band. The next arresting element is Christopher’s star turn in the title role; her huge, haunted eyes are more Chloë Grace Moretz than Sissy Spacek, and her marvelously flexible voice nicely tracks her transformation from wilting wallflower to avenging angel. Each time Christopher duets with Starkand – who effectively sells Margaret’s insanity through her intense singing, if not her acting – or Natalie Doliner as sympathetic gym teacher Miss Gardner, the show soars. Forsberg is also strong as Sue, who acts as an inconsistent narrator through a flashback framing story awkwardly added for the play.

In the days leading up to opening, Critzer told me his production faced calamities of Biblical proportion, including a hard drive crash that wiped out all the video projections, an insect infestation of the blood-soaked wigs, and a gallbladder attack for co-director Sylvia Viles. (“I’m solid on the vision, but when it comes to detail and character work, I miss a lot of it,” Critzer told me, explaining their partnership. “I blocked the show and set the vision, and then she stepped in and worked it from there.”)

While I admire their pluck in overcoming obstacles, the compromises required to mount this epic show on a shoestring budget ($9,000, including rights and space rental) took a toll. Moving lights create some eye-catching effects, but distract every time they shift positions, and scene transitions are community-theater clumsy. The ensemble is uneven and oversized, constantly crowding the stage and making Steven Johnson’s choreography look like little more than flailing arms. Most crucially, the spotty special effects are neither realistic enough nor abstract enough to satisfyingly support the supernatural climax; instead of being cathartically visceral, the violence is cheesy and confusing. Even without the above, nothing can fix the fact that the show is too long, with too many meh midtempo ballads and too much focus on bland secondary characters.

When you do dangerous theater, sometimes you get burned, and I can’t say I came away from Carrie converted to its fandom. But if Critzer and company are punching above their weight class, and getting TKO’ed in the process, at least they are stepping into the ring instead of playing it safe. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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he injection of Asian popular culture into this city’s bloodstream has resulted in a populace yearning for deeper glimpses into its kaleidoscope of whimsical animations; enraptured by its cutely sexy teen pop stars; and thirsting to experience the range of its sweet, milky, multiflavored treats. Boy Kong’s fabulous Chinese zodiac mural, emblazoned on the walls of Quickly Boba & Snow, tempts both Asian and Occidentals into this prismatic world. While their nectarous varieties of boba tea, shaved snow, fruit slushies and milk slushies are what many a downtowner gravitate toward here, owner Kimberly Bui’s macarons ($2) are gaining as much notice as those sugary-sweet potables. The meringue cookies come in a host of flavors, from pistachio to lavender to caramel, and while I absolutely didn’t care for the latter, the rose-lychee macarons were unstoppably addictive. Bui even employs larger, flatter macarons to make ice cream sandwiches. Sadly, the texture and flavors of the tiramisu sandwich ($6.99) I tried left a horrid impression, and unfortunately for us, it was the sole flavor available – we were told that Bui was out, and she doesn’t

trust any of her staff to make them. (Last month in our Best of Orlando issue, another Orlando Weekly writer awarded Quickly’s macaron ice cream sandwich a pick for Best Reimagined Pastry, so I must’ve just gotten a dud.)

I’ll make it a point to return and sample a different flavor, and should it fail to propitiate my palate, I can always relish devouring another Japanese mochi waffle ($3.99).

They take about five or 10 minutes to make (not-so-Quickly), but man, these griddled glutinous rice cakes – crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside – are worth it. You can get it topped with a scoop of some crazyflavored ice cream, but we enjoyed it on its own, simple and sweet.

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n the other side of town, a joyful troupe of Koreans is drawing UCF students into the colorfully cavernous confines of Five f(x) by the droves, and not just for remedial calculus. Their primary function (get it?) is to sweeten the teeth and moods of patrons through made-to-order ice creams, taiyaki waffles and a feel-good attitude. Started in Jacksonville as Three f(x), the franchise has since expanded

to Five f(x), the Fs standing for “Fresh,” “Fruits,” “Fun Treats,” “Friendly” and, uhh, “Franchise.” So it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense – neither does the wall hanging of a red double-decker bus on a busy London street. All you need to know is that they hand-fashioned a batch of honeydew ice cream ($4.99) with whole milk in a refrigerated pan right in front of us, and it was stellar. (You can opt for fat-free, almond or soy milk should you wish.) Ice cream flavors run the gamut, with “avocado,” “taro” and “spiced chai” being some of the more exotic.

Just as good was the heaping bowl of pricey patbingsu ($14.95), the Korean delicacy of shaved ice topped with fruit, red bean paste, syrups, tteok (glutinous rice cubes) and vanilla ice cream. It’s enough to feed a family of four, or one college pothead.

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The taiyaki waffles aren’t like the mochi waffles served at Quickly, but more like your average Belgian waffles – with two notable exceptions: 1) they enclose a filling and 2) they’re shaped like fish. Ours was filled with Bavarian cream ($1.95), and it wasn’t the least bit fishy. If you need a more convincing reason to visit Five f(x), consider this: The ice cream joint is a “Top Southern Pick” by a respected, bespectacled Food Network personality. (No, not Emily Ellyn – Alton Brown.)

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Five f(x) 688 N. Alafaya Trail 407-930-7181 facebook.com/5fx.waterford Sammy’s Gelato & Waffles 3050 Alafaya Trail, Oviedo 407-542-0540 gelattoinoviedofl.com cookie gelato with a rapacious vigor.

The problem lay in the waffles ($5.99), on which the seductive scoops sat. The batter for the griddle cakes is imported from Belgium – which, I suppose, is a good thing. It should yield a slightly sweeter and denser waffle, with a crispy surface.

What disappointed us is the fact the waffles weren’t freshly made, but rather pre-made and warmed on the iron. What we got were waffles that were soft, doughy, heavy and not the least bit enjoyable. Not sure if it was a matter of laziness or convenience or both on the part of the staff, but when a waffle is presented to you within 30 seconds, with nary the mellifluous waft of baking batter, you know you’ve been the victim of a Belgian Hoodwink. Limit the waffling here, and stick to the gelato. fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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by Faiyaz Kara Raglan Road chef Kevin Dundon has introduced a new menu featuring sustainable seafood from Port Canaveral’s Wild Ocean Seafood Market. The new dishes include “Whiskey in a Jar,” featuring citrus-poached shrimp in a whiskey-spiked Marie Rose sauce; “El Niño,” pan-roasted shrimp over polenta in a spiced bean piperade; and “The Pale,” shrimp and clams with corn and baby potatoes in an IPA lemon-and-herb broth.

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Once again, welcome to our cheap-eats roundup. Please send us your nom-nominations for best Orlando lunches under $10 – we know you know where to go – but no fast-food chains, please. artisan’s Table

Mediterranean Blue

22 E. Pine St., 407-730-7499, artisanstableorlando.com We’ve developed an unhealthy attachment to the grilled gorgonzola sandwich (tomato, bacon, gorgonzola cheese and balsamic caramelized onions on multigrain bread, $8) and equally strong feelings for its side, the city’s best pasta salad, a buttery-shalloty Israeli couscous.

435 E. Michigan St., 407-422-2583, mediterraneanblue.net It may seem counterintuitive to order the “Provence sandwich” in a Greek restaurant, but trust us: The sliced ham, Brie, herbes de Provenceinfused butter and Dijon mustard on “artisan bread,” served hot ($6.70), is the right idea.

Border Grill 5695 Vineland Road, 407-352-0101, bordergrillorlando.weebly.com The torta, aka “Mexican style sandwich,” is a crowdpleaser: We like the asada, served on a soft roll with mayo, refried beans (in the sandwich!), lettuce, tomatoes and sliced avocado. Comes with chips and salsa for $6.79.

la Femme du Fromage 3201 Corrine Drive, 407-571-9947, lafemmedufromage.com Tonda Corrente’s cheese stall at East End Market serves up a dreamy grilled cheese sandwich – we’re talking a serious four-cheese blend on Olde Hearth bread, not some Kraft Singles-on-Wonder mess – and from 3-5 p.m. Tuesday-Friday, it’s just $3 for a half or $6 for a whole (which is why this year we gave it a Best of Orlando Writers’ Pick: “Best Excuse for a Late Lunch”).

Frank & Stein’s 150 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-412-9230; 200 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-6757, frankandsteins.com Brighten up the workday with the German dog: a beer brat topped with sauerkraut, diced onion and spicy beer mustard on a pretzel bun for $6.

(Keep that beer theme going by adding a pint of Genessee Cream Ale for $3.50 and stay under $10.)

Genoa’s Heroes 1515 Lee Road, 407-291-1165 This new sandwich spot says it offers “over-stuffed” heroes; we say it deals in overstuffed customers.

The Italian Stallion (salami, sopressata, capicolla, prosciutto and pepperoni, with roasted red peppers plus all the usual sub toppings; $8.99) will gallop right over you.

Mellow Mushroom multiple locations, mellowmushroom.com The portobello Reuben hoagie ($6.49 for a half) is a huge, “meaty” sandwich stuffed with grilled portobello mushrooms, Swiss cheese, Bavarianstyle sauerkraut, and Thousand Island dressing on a crunchy rye roll. You may need to take a desk nap.

Pig Floyd’s Urban Barbakoa 1326 N. Mills Ave., 407-203-0866, pigfloyds.com The butter chicken taco ($2.95 each; one is perfectly satisfying; two would be plenty) is juicy chopped chicken and jasmine rice topped with creamy orange tikka masala sauce, pickled jalapeños, roasted pumpkin seeds and cilantro, drizzled with yogurt “crema” and served on a flour tortilla. Aaahhh.

Singh’s roti Shop 5244 Old Winter Garden Road, 407-253-2900, singhsrotishopnyc.com This popular Pine Hills hangout is worth a try, no matter what time of day, but it offers many satisfying cheap lunches: The chana roti, $6, could feed a family of four; those with less ambitious appetites can pick up a few doubles ($1.50 each) and a tamarind-sauced saheena fritter ($2).

which ’wich multiple locations, whichwich.com Which ’Wich offers the ultimate in personalized service – you can fine-tune the fixings of your ’wich down to every last detail. That much choice makes our head spin, though, so we go with one of the sandwich chain’s pre-sets: the chipotle avocado BLT ($7.50).

Ron Raike, former cicerone at Cask & Larder, will assume lead brewing and distilling efforts at the Brix Project. Slated to open at the end of 2016, Playalinda Brewing Company’s proposed 16,000-square-foot offsite brewery and distillery will also feature a tasting room, beer garden and restaurant. Should things fall through with Brevard County and the city of Titusville, we might be the beneficiaries, says co-founder Bryan Scott: “As a backup plan, we’ve begun preliminary location scouting for the project in Orlando as well.”

The three Central Florida branches of Chuy’s Tex-Mex will celebrate the chain’s annual Green Chile Festival. The prized peppers are brought in from Hatch, New Mexico, and are featured in several green chile-inspired dishes until Sept. 6. Local outposts of the Fresh Market also hail the heat this month, offering cases of mild or hot Hatch chiles for $35 while supplies last.

Wheelys Café, a bicycle-powered mobile café with a network that spans the globe, wheels into Orlando this fall. The café will serve organic fair-trade coffee, cold drinks and cookies.

Food truck specialist site Roaming Hunger puts Orlando in the No. 1 spot on their annual list of food truck cities. By their calculation, we have the most trucks per capita, with 47 per 100,000 citizens. oPenInGS Judging from the photos on their Facebook page, Pop Thai Restaurant, in the former Yum-Mi space in Mills 50, will open very soon … Tapa Toro brings Barcelona glam to I-Drive 360 with its grand opening Aug. 26 (tonight!) … Cork & Fork officially opens Friday, Sept. 18, in the former Belle Isle Bayou space on Conway Road … Chicken Salad Chick opens near UCF in the Plaza on University complex Sept. 2 … 310 Nona, by the same folks who brought us 310 Park South, 310 Lakeside and Blu on the Avenue, will open in Lake Nona by mid-September.

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Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine UCF-area jerk joint isn’t in the tidiest of strip malls, but the Jamaican fare is neat-o. Yes, the jerk chicken is top-notch, but the supremely tender oxtail stew is what regulars come back for. Plush cuts of goat in a heady curry gratify, as does traditional ackee and saltfish. Servers are friendly, but don’t expect to be wowed by the decor. 10034 University Blvd., 407699-8800; $

Korea House The Colonial Drive outpost of Korea House is just as meat-centric as its Longwood counterpart. All-you-can-eat Korean barbecue is the clear choice for most patrons – given the quality of meat and the relatively low AYCE price, it’s easy to see why. Not up for barbecue?

Stir-fries and soups, like mandu-guk with dumplings and rice cake in beef broth, will make happy fun dance in your tummy.

4501 Colonial Drive, 407-896-5994; $$

Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar Don’t let the casual decor fool you – there’s some worthy NOLA-inspired fare to be had here. The deep experience of the chefs clearly shows in plates of fried chicken, jumbo lump crab cakes, baked oysters and roasted duck hash.

Do yourself a favor and order a side of stellar charred okra, then reward yourself with superlative endings of banana bread pudding and praline cheesecake.

Open daily; Sunday brunch from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. 743 N. Magnolia Ave., 407-270-4740; $$

Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen Corrugated aluminum, reclaimed wood, Edison light bulbs – we’ve seen it all before, but it doesn’t come off kitschy here. Starters and mains cruise the modern Southern cuisine aisle (like pimiento cheese and pickled deviled eggs) – trendy foodie-bait for chefs, but executed well enough to please patrons too. Top-notch proteins like beautifully glazed short ribs and butter-topped rib-eye are marred CONTINUED ON PaGe 20

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only by sides that don’t measure up; desserts are great. 2603 Edgewater Drive, 407-930-6282; $$$

El Patron Mexican Restaurant & Cantina Tourist sector Tex-Mex joint ups the ante somewhat with dishes bordering on gourmet. Must-order: mussels in a heavenly chorizo broth, though you won’t go wrong sampling the tacos (give duck al pastor a try). The plate of chile rellenos could feed a family. To end, housemade coconut tres leches will please. Open daily. 12167 S. Apopka Vineland Road, 407-238-5300; $$$

Osprey Tavern After a fledgling start, this handsome Baldwin Park boîte has taken flight with an attractive menu to match its attractive decor. The charcuterie plate is a highlight, as are succulent lamb ribs smoked with za’atar and honey. A mushroom tartine and tagliatelle in brown butter will please vegetarians. Consider a deconstructed cherry cobbler to end. Dinner only. Closed Mondays. 4899 New Broad St., 407-960-7700; $$$

Taboon Bistro We had high hopes for the new tenant in the old Wa Restaurant space, but there’s a mixed bag of middling Mediterranean offerings at this Universal-area bistro.

Your best bets are the small plates of basterma and grape leaves, though habra naeh (similar to steak tartare) and kofta kebab are passable options. Pass on the oddly flavored chicken shawarma, and certainly don’t fall for the “grouper.”

Closed Sundays and Mondays. 5911 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-4848; $$

Spoleto Italian Kitchen Fast-casual Italian joint on the ground floor of a student housing complex across from UCF offers “culinary freedom” to the college crowd. Pastas, focaccia flatbreads and salads can be customized with various fresh ingredients, sauces, dressings and notable upgrades, like tasty baked meatballs. Open daily. 12101 University Blvd., 407-658-0593; $

Urban Tide Locally sourced seafood is now the focus inside the Hyatt Regency’s signature restaurant, Urban Tide (formerly Napa). A salad of locally grown tomatoes topped with Thai basil sorbet makes a refreshing start; the blackened skin-on Florida yellowtail snapper an immaculate main; and the spice-roasted pineapple rum cake with coconut sorbet an ideal ending. Service is outstanding.

Open daily. Free valet parking for the first four hours. Self-parking will be validated.

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The End of the Tour The story of a five-day road trip interview between David Lipsky (Jesse Eisenberg) and David Foster Wallace (Jason Segel).

Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

Fantastic Four Super Bad Movie night Proving that there has never been a good Fantastic Four movie, the Geek Easy screens the 1994 Roger Corman version and the 2005 Tim Story version. Wednesday, 6 p.m.; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Science on Screen: Deep Impact A presentation about the science of comets and collisions followed by a screening of the film about a comet colliding with Earth. Saturday, 11 a.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Best of Fest: Imperial Dreams Winner of both the Audience Award and the Grand Jury Award for Best Narrative Feature at the 2015 Florida Film Festival. Thursday, 7 p.m.; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

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Opening this week The Diary of a Teenage Girl This week’s Kristen Wiig arthouse flick casts our favorite Target lady emeritus as a negligent mother in 1970s San Francisco. But the movie is actually the story of her daughter (Bel Powley), a 15-year-old who plows through enough sexual encounters to give even Jared Fogle the sweats. Powley is drawing raves for the verisimilitude she brings to her character’s voyage of carnal self-discovery, and that’s not even counting the natural disability she had to overcome to do so: She’s British. (R)

War Room “Prayer is a Powerful Weapon” reads the tag line to this faith-based feature, which is something I suspected when I heard Mike Huckabee say that the job of the military is to “kill people and break things.” (He then went on to explain that he’s assiduously pro-life.) But no matter how much I’d love to see a Private Ryan the Saved, just for the grins, War Room is instead a totally civilian domestic drama about a family at odds with one another. And guess what? Per the advance P.R., it’s all the wife’s fault! “No spoiler there,” say 17 out of 21 Duggars surveyed. (PG)

Regression A year after Boyhood, I still can’t get over the idea of Ethan Hawke being the best thing in a picture. Let’s see how he does with Regression, a 1990 period piece that casts the Hawkster as a cop investigating a man who has confessed to molesting his 17-year-old daughter but can’t remember doing it. Give him a five-dollar footlong, Ethan; it’ll all come flooding back. (NR)

We Are Your Friends Remember when Max from Catfish announced that he was branching out from outing overweight women and gay black men to direct his first feature film? Well, it’s here! And it has Zac Efron and Wes Bentley as club DJs who risk their friendship over a girl. But think carefully for a minute: Are we sure that’s Zac Efron and Wes Bentley? It could be Melissa McCarthy and Johnny Mathis! (R)

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nerd nite Orlando: Movie & trivia nite Nerd Nite plays a round of science fiction trivia and screens the classic comic sci-fi film The Ice Pirates. Thursday, 7-9 p.m.; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-490-2531; orlando.nerdnite.com.

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets The last time they tried to screen this, it got rained out and no one had a hot-air charm ready. Thursday, 8 p.m.; Central Park,

Movieola: Cinderella Enjoy a free family film on the east lawn of Lake Eola Park. Friday, 8 p.m.; Lake Eola Park, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; cityoforlando.net.

Jawsome Shark Shweekend Party The Geek Easy dives into the Discovery Channel’s Shweekend (Shark Weekend).

Saturday, noon10 p.m.; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636; mygeekeasy.com.

Dukale’s Dream A documentary about Hugh Jackman and Deborra-lee Furness’ journey to better understand how to make an impact on extreme poverty during a trip to Ethiopia. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Marathon Mondays: Scott Pilgrim, Kick-Ass and Mystery Men Watch three action-comedy flicks in a row and win raffle prizes by drinking beer. Monday, 6 p.m.; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free;

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– here to work on a project that will bring clean drinking water to “the fourth world,” as he jokingly calls it. On the morning after they arrive and have settled into their fourstar hotel, they wake up to discover that the phones are down, the TV isn’t working and there isn’t even any Internet. So Jack goes out to find a newspaper and gets caught up in the beginnings of a bloody revolution.

Now, that could be a setup for Taken: Southeast Asia, but this is presented – by the brother filmmaking duo of John Erick and Drew Dowdle – not as action but as drama. Jack is not supposed to be seen as a badass kicked into heroic overdrive but as an ordinary guy terrified out of his mind.

And I suddenly realized: No Escape wants to be Something Serious. Maybe not The Killing Fields, but certainly bordering on prestige drama.

The movie cannot hope to achieve that goal, however, because it doesn’t have the least bit of interest in making any Asian people characters in the story, and it has almost no sympathy for their completely justifiable anger, which has to do with the Western corporate colonialism Jack’s company represents (they’re in the country for profit, not charity). It’s also almost beyond belief that Jack could be as ignorant of his employer’s objectives as he professes to be, which does rather undercut the sympathy we’re intended to have for him and his family, who now have to get the hell out of Dodge without being slaughtered (they get a bit of help from Pierce Brosnan’s shady covert operative). Sure, no one wants adorable little girls to be butchered in the streets ... but adorable little girls are dying from cholera, and they’re nowhere to be found here.

However, if you can get past the cultural Despite its cultural bias, new narcissism that Western corporate colonialism is only an issue when it impacts a nice, flick starring Owen wilson is white, rich American family, No Escape an entertaining thriller is enjoyably intense, though much closer to the level of the horror genre that the

By Maryann JOhan SOn Dowdle brothers usually work in. I’m not sure how plausible much of it is – the bit about the American embassy seems unlikely no escape – but I found myself gripping my seat and holding my breath more than once.

The kids are realistic children subjected to and coping with realistic trauma as they f you took No Escape for a light action face life-or-death danger; it is not the stuff movie, something like a flick in which of popcorn violence. Poor Bell doesn’t have Liam Neeson would beat up villainous a whole lot to do beyond playing the fretcartoon foreigners, you are forgiven. That’s ting mother, though she’s very good in what certainly the way the film has been market- is her first wholly dramatic role that I’m ed. Plus, it stars Owen Wilson and Lake Bell, aware of. And it’s startling how unexpectcomic actors known for lighthearted snark edly fierce Wilson can be, and how easy it is and offhand insouciance. What else could be to accept him in a non-comedy performance when he drops his trademark drawl, which on offer but popcorn violence?

At 15 minutes into No Escape, we’ve seen is nowhere in earshot here. I never realized the Dwyers, of Austin, Texas, arrive in an how much that was a part of his comedic unnamed Asian country. Jack (Wilson) is presence. If for nothing else, the chance to an engineer, and he has moved his fam- be intrigued in a whole new way by two likily – wife Annie (Bell) and little girls Beeze able actors makes No Escape worth the time.

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rebellious teen spirit Machine Gun Kelly turns his angry, ostracized youth into spotlight-bending talent

By ChRiS PaRkER MaCHIne GUn kelly 8 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 26 | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $30

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e’s rap’s punk-rock gutter-rat outcast and rebellious survivor.

Machine Gun Kelly lives on the edge of so many boundaries he’s begun to embody a strange universality. It’s part of his live-instrumentation hip-hop eclecticism, in step with the shuffle tastes of the iPod generation. MGK arrived early, the kid off by his lonesome, headphones soundtracking a different personal reality

than his broken home offered.

“It truly was such an escape when I would put on the headphones to my Walkman,” Kelly reflects. “There was this song on DMX’s first album called ‘I Can Feel It’ where he had this Phil Collins sample, and DMX’s voice described my anger; his subject content described my loneliness.”

The punk rock stridency of Anti Flag and the irreverence of NOFX and Blink182 formed other pillars in MGK’s musical education, speaking to him as “this young rebel, not just talking about going along but speaking out.”

He released his first mixtape, Stamp of Approval, as a teen in 2006, and a few years later won consecutive victories at the Apollo Theater – the only Caucasian rapper to ever do so. By 2011 he’d signed with Bad Boy and in 2012 he released his hot-blooded, genre-hopping debut LP, Lace Up. Kelly’s molten core energizes his music much like Eminem in 8 Mile, because he also cut his teeth in the battle scene.

“Battle-rapping gave me what’s missing in a lot of current hip-hop music now, an aggressive and dominant presence,” he says. “When you’re battling and it’s to gain respect or lose respect, everything that goes into a rap matters and you want that top spot; there is this hunger that comes out of it. Ever since that has kind of faded away in the scene, it seems like things have softened up.”

You’ll get nothing of the sort from MGK, who not only advocates community like a punk rocker with his E.S.T. motto (Everyone Stands Together), but also brings the intensity of a hardcore show to the stage.

“I have my shirt off in the backseat of this car smoking and I’m sitting here looking at my scarred body. Have scars everywhere,” he says, suggesting all those years as a loner and the new kid in town have powered his performances.

“When you’re caged up for so long and you’re silent for so long, when you finally have a chance to say something and it’s bottled up, you fucking scream it,” he explains.

“So when I got on stage and I finally had my chance to say what I wanted to say for so many years I fucking exploded, and that is to this day what I’m most well-known for, probably the most high-energy live performance in the game.”

MGK is hyped for everyone to hear his much-delayed second album, General Admission, which even now lacks a firm release date beyond “September 2015.”

Frustration over the delays last month prompted MGK to put out Fuck It, a mixtape of songs he said could’ve made the album but fit together better there. It’s highlighted by opener “Almost,” a jazzy, strangely ambivalent meditation on how far he’s come – so close to falling short now when he’s “almost” famous.

Dating hip-hop artist Amber Rose has increased MGK’s profile, and made him even more hesitant about fame and the attendant expectations.

“I fucking hate the spotlight. I just want to be heard, I don’t want to be seen,” he explains with characteristic candor. “But if I wasn’t known, then there wouldn’t be 10,000 people in the audience screaming, chanting your name over and over. And when you come on, their faces light up like an atomic bomb of people just erupting. It’s like that high is worth whatever lows come with it.”

Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

The New Sam Rivers’ Rivbea Orchestra Did you get worked up when Sam Rivers’ estate sale happened last weekend? Work out your feelings by stewing in his music, revived at the end of every month at Will’s Pub. 9 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 26, at Will’s Pub, $7-$10

John Waite The lead singer of popular ’70s-’80s bands the Babys and Bad English performs an intimate solo set.

6:30 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 27, at Velvet Bar in the Hard Rock Hotel, $29

The Mellow Relics EP Release Show The Mellow Relics instigate melodic conversations between their jangly guitars and wailing sax lines, tucked neatly under an easy groove.

9 p.m. Friday, Aug. 28, at Orlando Brewing, free

Exotype Last year, the six-piece Orlando progressive metal band released their self-titled debut, which notably tempers modern electronic urges with heavy rock melodies.

6 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 29, at Backbooth, $12

Dex Romweber Flat Duo Jets’ Dex Romweber expressively smolders onstage, performing his roots-rock originals and stunning covers with soulfulness that is mesmerizing and palpable. His voice will shake you.

8 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 30, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12

2 Piece and a Biscuit DJ Night Half of Wet Nurse performs cover songs and two-piece originals after a DJ set of some of the garage punk band’s favorite songs.

9 p.m. Monday, Aug. 31, at Will’s Pub, free

The Good Life Tim Kasher’s other other band returns after eight years without a peep recorded to release Everybody’s Coming Down, and you can bet it aptly describes the reaction dedicated Saddle Creek fans will have once they hear he’s in town.

8 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 1, at the Social, $12-$15

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he 2015 fall concert forecast kicks off mercifully gusty, with blasts from the past in the form of comeback tours featuring pop legends like Janet Jackson and Billy Idol. From there, a heavy front moves in as Motörhead and Helmet roll through town. But it’s not all comebacks (hello, D’Angelo!) and anniversaries (we meet again, Korn). Some of the coolest engagements feature critically acclaimed artists touring on exciting new albums, like KEN Mode, Chvrches and Sufjan Stevens (sob/swoon).

Summer in Florida beats a dead horse every year with entertainment options that can’t always compel you off the couch, but a future full of fresh concerts is nearly within grasp of your clammy hands clutching your life-source/remote in the cold AC. Here are the 20 artists we’re clamoring to see. Take note, then go stick your head in the freezer until summer punches out.

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8 p.m. Sept. 23, at Amway Center, amwaycenter.com, $33-$127 Fans got kind of nasty demanding Janet Jackson make a comeback – taunting her with missing persons memes after seven years of silence – but she yawned and shook that out like a no-sass bad-ass and released “No Sleeep” this summer off her forthcoming untitled album. This tour cheers the platinum pop star’s return and promises so many dance moves that Jackson had to outfit her whole crew with custom shoes to combat wear, just to be practical about it.

Sept. 23, at Hard Rock Live, hardrock.com/orlando, $38.50-$123 Billy Idol should be your default hero if you’ve ever been repelled by the snobby side of music culture – his marriage of grit and glam made punk and rock accessible with solo hits like “White Wedding” and his band Generation X’s earworm “Dancing With Myself.” His late 2014 release, Kings & Queens of the Underground, saw the rocker saunter back after 10 years, reawakening his catchy subterfuge with new music to remind us why we still worship.

7 p.m. Sept. 25, at House of Blues, hob.com/orlando, $39.50 Motörhead celebrates 40 years of pure rock & roll and drops the crucial band’s 22nd album, Bad Magic, this Friday (still weird saying that), Aug. 28. According to the press release, they specifically went for a live feel on the recording, so our knuckles are whitened bracing for new tracks that will rival classics at this show, especially if alreadyreleased “Electricity” is indicative of the whole listen. Bonus: Anthrax and Crobot beef up this bill.

8 p.m. Sept. 26, at the Social, thesocial.org, $17-$20 If you’re a ’90s kid bucking the trendy synth-y ’80s vibes infiltrating much of mainstream music lately, head out to Helmet’s revival of their 1994 release, Betty. Critics back then were hard on the record because they demanded too much radio context from it, but it’s an intense spin that’s since gotten its due as a timeless artful careen that jerks around heavy music expectations in the best ways.

Alt-J

8 p.m. Sept. 30, at Hard Rock Live, hardrock.com/orlando, $40.50-$73.50 With their debut in 2012, the alluring patter of Alt-J’s folk-driven electronic pop compelled a rabid fan base and won the band accolades with the dainty emotional progression they conjured on lead single “Matilda,” which was a little more subtle but just as powerful as Bon Iver’s smash hit “Skinny Love” five years earlier. Alt-J is more than one hit, obviously (their debut, An Awesome Wave, won the Mercury Prize in 2012). They returned last year with sophomore release This Is All Yours, an album that feels like a gripping drama with so many sonic twists. It’s a rad shock to much of ambient pop’s more wishy-washy system.

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8 p.m. Oct. 2, at Will’s Pub, willspub.org, $10-$12 Holy cow, it’s cool that Steve Albini helped KEN Mode pivot on 2015’s Success. Albini’s history of honing noisy masterminds needs no introduction (just in case: Shellac, the Jesus Lizard, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, etc.), but KEN Mode’s evolution on this disc is absurdly rad if you can relinquish your attachment to the pure heavy metal lashings of their past five records. That heat is still there, it’s just that occasionally the flame flickers out to reveal dark corners of the band’s mysterious new aesthetic, stylistically elongating like your shadow does at sunset.

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D’Angelo

7 p.m. Oct. 5, at House of Blues, hob.com/orlando, $53.50 Sometimes life’s not fair, and you have to wait five years to hear a new D’Angelo record. Other times, life is cruel and makes you wait 14 years for a true R&B auteur to drop some knowledge on the music industry. That’s what happened when D’Angelo released 2014’s Black Messiah, a finessing of hip-hop, funk, soul and gospel that dared to flare its nostrils at the modern world and created a cerebral and snappy sonic commentary that threw down the gauntlet at whatever tin-tiara’ed laptop artist was pretending to the R&B crown.

Death Grips

8 p.m. Oct. 7, at the Beacham, thebeacham.com, $20-$25 Just like you (probably), we were in mourning when those glitchy freaks in Death Grips announced they’d be depriving us of their impressively cutting hip-hop after this year’s double album, The Powers That B, which was said to be their last before they announced this tour. Now we don’t know what to feel, except maybe every track of the release. The first half of the album splices original Björk vocal clips as an unusual palate cleanser before the second half, which hits hard with that digitized dance fury you’d expect.

Twin Shadow

8 p.m. Oct. 7, at the Social, thesocial.org, $22-$25 You know what’s nearly as bittersweet as the dramatic pop of Florida-raised but Brooklyn-based Twin Shadow? The fact that he had to cancel his date last fall! Here’s your chance to make up and groove to new songs from his 2015 release, Eclipse, which shrugs off the more angsty-teen-like melodic drama of his debut, Forget, and grows up, draping his pop melancholy in fancy clothes you have to dry-clean, but still lyrically unable to deny that heartache is still a thing, no matter how you dress it up.

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Danzig

6:30 p.m. Oct. 10, at the Beacham, thebeacham.com, $27.60-$32.60 Welcome frontman “successor” Papa Emeritus III as Swedish metal spectacle Ghost returns to Florida with a little less baggage. They finally dropped the eye-roll “B.C.” at the end of their name (which they liken to LLC and joke means “Because of Copyright”). But that’s not all they recently dropped – new album Meliora released just last week, so there are new songs to widen your eyes while you witness their heavily costumed ghoulish display.

7:15 p.m. Oct. 12, at Hard Rock Live, hardrock.com/orlando, $27.50-$42.50 Danzig resuscitated their “Blackest of the Black” tour name for the first time in five years and is working on a new covers album called Skeletons with a fall release date – so basically we’re all doomed to rock out this night to blistering covers, oh shucks. Big plus: Prong frontman Tommy Victor guests on the new album and his full band joins Danzig on tour – so we’re confidently crossing our fingers they’ll team up onstage for a crossover song that’s pretty inevitable.

Autechre

Korn

8 p.m. Oct. 10, at the Social, thesocial.org, $17-$20 Groundbreaking British techno duo Autechre caused warped hearts to stop with their two-hour 2013 release, Exai, as if the twisted manipulators hit pause on each fan’s internal beat – so the notion that they were touring North America this year floored serious fans, who likely gripped their chests as they sank to their knees in gratitude. That sounds like a lot of hype, but their perverse electronica has stunned for decades, especially in a live setting.

7:30 p.m. Oct. 15, at Hard Rock Live, hardrock.com/orlando, $38.50-$63.50 With one of the most scarring silhouettes ever captured on their introductory album’s cover, those freaks in Korn unleashed their self-titled debut in 1994 and cursed us all to decades of nu-metal pretenders imitating Korn vocalist Jonathan Davis on “Blind” and turning alt-rock radio into an intolerable echo chamber. Now Korn commemorates 20 years since its release by performing the album in its entirety.

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8 p.m. Oct. 22, at Venue 578, venue578.com, $25-$115 There’s no way you spun Joey Badass’ debut studio album, B4.DA.$$, and didn’t immediately nestle into its old-school bump. The young rapper gets criticized for borrowing too heavily from his influences, but the chewy listen at last properly introduced the rising hip-hop star, no matter what growing pains you might prescribe for any stylistic lack on the otherwise critically praised release. Joey Badass is exactly the kind of young star we ought to prop up, so go get a piece of his mind and if you’re real gung-ho, spring for the VIP meet-and-greet.

Pujol

8 p.m. Oct. 29, at Will’s Pub, willspub.org, $10-$12 The scrutinizing 20-something call-out of lo-fi wonder Pujol’s “DIY2K,” off his 2014 Saddle Creek release, Reunited States of Being, was a playful garage-rock poke at modern commercialism and vanity, so circle back and course-correct if you missed that listen before Pujol comes to town with Sub Pop’s Lee Bains III and the Glory Fires (their first time playing Florida, prompted by their Fest appearance).

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Worth the Drive

ORLANDO

Fall concert road trips edition

Plan B Block Party: RJD2

AUG 29

SEPT 29

TAMIA

COLLECTIVE SOUL

OCT 3

ADVENTURE CLUB

SEPT TRIVIUM & TREMONTI 11

OCT 5

D’ANGELO

SEPT 12

PURITY RING

OCT 6

MISTERWIVES

SEPT 19

THE MAINE

OCT 16

NEW FOUND GLORY & YELLOWCARD

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THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

OCT 25

STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO

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MOTORHEAD

OCT 30

CHVRCHES

SEPT 26

NICK JONAS

NOV 7

ANDREW MCMAHON & NEW POLITICS

The Jesus and Mary Chain 8 p.m. Oct. 2, at Olympia Theater, Miami, olympiatheater.org, $40-$75 Drive time: approximately 3.5 hours Why: This ridiculously appealing show features the finessed and feedback-obsessed Jesus and Mary Chain playing their greatest hits, followed by a start-to-finish live performance of the 1985 album that changed everything in imaginative art pop and beyond, Psychocandy. (FYI: Kraftwerk plays Sept.

29 at the same venue, but it’s sold out if you weren’t quick enough to snag tickets.)

Beach House 8 p.m. Oct. 6, at Buckhead Theatre, Atlanta, thebuckheadtheatre.com, $25 Drive time: approximately 6.5 hours Why: The haul to Atlanta is always a hard sell, but Sub Pop darling Beach House won’t be gracing Florida while touring their lush 2015 release, Depression Cherry, which is a return to their earlier, more subdued melodic tendencies and oozes with mood. They wrote it to buck their recent (and uncharacteristic) impulse to crank up their sound to fill bigger rooms, an adaptation they attempted as the band drew larger crowds. Show them it’s the right idea to stick to their inner compass – we’re just sorry it takes setting your car’s GPS to support the spirit.

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5 p.m. Oct. 9-12, at Wynwood, Miami, iiipoints.com, $99 Drive time: approximately 3.5 hours Why: A better question would be why not?

The lineup is absurdly enticing, featuring a gushworthy array of magnetic performers like King Krule, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Panda Bear, Toro y Moi, Run the Jewels, Ghostface Killah + Doom, Warpaint, Surfer Blood, XXYYXX and tons more.

7:30 p.m. Oct. 30, at House of Blues, hob.com/orlando, $27 By the time Chvrches gets here, the Scottish electronic stars will have released their sophomore album, Every Open Eye (Sept. 25). The singles they’ve leaked so far – “Never Ending Circles” and “Leave a Trace” – have a shimmery pulse that charges through the futility of fighting against tired old relationship patterns. Their light upbeat sound paired with deep lyrical angst masterfully re-creates that desperate need to eradicate confusion with heady positivity.

They’ve been playing unreleased new songs live, plus their live show is worth all the raving folks do about this jubilantly consistent act.

Sufjan Stevens

8 p.m. Nov. 6, at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, drphillipscenter.org, $35-$50 Momentarily forgetting Joanna Newsom’s jawdrop of an announcement that she’s releasing new music, we’re confident there will not be a more necessary folk release this year than Sufjan Stevens’ Carrie & Lowell. If you made it through the tearful hypnotism of his minimalist yet tremendous attempt to reconcile his feelings about his parents’ deaths without your eyeballs stinging, it is unlikely you will be able to brace so nobly when he compels its gentle avalanche of goosebumps live.

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ROCKET MAN – SEPT ELTON JOHN TRIBUTE 4

4 p.m. Sept. 26, at Ybor Historic District, Tampa, facebook.com/brokenmold, $20-$25 Drive time: approximately 1.5 hours Why: Engrossing soulful producer-genius RJD2 headlines a stellar lineup dotted with hyper-cool support like Plastic Pinks, Hank & Cupcakes and COEDS, plus regional and local acts we adore like Set & Setting, Sunbears!, the Sh-Booms, the Woolly Bushmen, MrEnc, DieAlps! and Me Chinese.

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Minus the Bear

7 p.m. Nov. 6-7, at the Social, thesocial.org, $49.50 Anniversary tours are everything to earnest fans, and Minus the Bear’s devoted fanbase has been waiting 10 years to hear the band perform their sophomore album, Menos el Oso, in its entirety.

Try to keep up with guitarist Dave Knudson’s two-handed tapping, and show up early for stellar openers Murder by Death, O’Brother and Aero Flynn (whose intriguing 2015 self-titled release you should acquaint yourself with immediately).

Chaka Khan

Nobunny

8 p.m. Nov. 22, at Will’s Pub, willspub.org, $12-$14 Normally when something gets labeled “infectious,” it’s a drippy forced way to falsely spread joy, but the diseased mind of left-field garagepunker Nobunny travels through your system and does irreparable damage to your future expectations of showmanship, punk show or not. He’s offputting, outlandish and genius, with a disturbing slew of catchy songs to keep you sweating out his fever the whole set. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

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5:30 p.m., 6:45 p.m., 8 p.m. Nov. 15-16, at Epcot’s Eat to the Beat, disneyworld. disney.go, price of park admission Time your Epcot Food & Wine trip this fall carefully and you can catch the legendary Chaka Khan, who spices up their typical stew comprised of mainstream meat and potatoes like Smash Mouth and Sister Hazel. We feel for you, Chaka, you’re still the queen (forget those Frozen princesses).

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In the daring show spirit of the

In-Between Series which has sometimes ventured beyond just sound, Orlando freaks Moon Jelly (Aug. 17, Gallery at Avalon Island) pushed the sensory envelope even further by creating an experience involving diffraction glasses, which I half thought was a joke when I read it on the Facebook invite. Like a real-life filter, the musical voyage was visually swathed in prismatic rays, an optical effect triggered through the specs by an overhead installation by Winter Calkins and singer Anna Wallace. It was all very retro psychedelic and supremely apropos to the city’s trippiest pop band. About that though, they’re not so pop any more.

Moon Jelly spent about a year back in the chrysalis and reemerged very different, shedding their childlike enchantment in favor of something much more psychotropically adult. With long, rushing sheets of guitar, their new music – now a little more Yo La Tengo than Yo Gabba Gabba! – has more core, texture and gravity, making their rabbit hole much deeper. This event was maybe one of their most inventive presentations, but it was certainly their best, most serious musical face to date.

Though Moon Jelly has always done interesting work, this was their most mature and accomplished show yet. And, I’m happy to report, it was received by a room with every seat full, which forced a standing-room-only crowd that afterwards erupted into a thunder of applause, hoots and hollers. Moon Jelly got a posse,

That’s exactly what they are: big, hairy, sleeveless denim revivals. y’all. All this for an experimental act in a gallery. See, what did I tell you about this series? Something’s happening here. Keep up (avalongallery.org).

THE BEAT

The confluence of Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr and American Party Machine (Aug. 19, Will’s Pub) was one of the hottest, heaviest rock orgies I’ve ever seen on a single stage. Unless something biblical happens, this triple threat will go down as the party of the year.

The bands may not all be of equal profile but, in terms of hard rock heat, this was an all-star lineup of historical proportions.

In fact, the openers are so ’roided with showmanship that Nashville Pussy had their work cut out for them if they were to matter much at the end of the night. Look, when the local opener shoots it to the moon before their first song is done, you know it’s gonna be one crazy night. But that’s what you always get with Orlando’s American Party Machine: a constant, unrelenting climax of red, white and blue. And it was easily the evening’s biggest spectacle.

As anyone who’s seen them knows, American Party Machine is as informed by

pro wrestling as they are cock rock. So while everyone was geeking out on APM, an interesting sight I caught later that night was singer Aaron “Mack Studley” Pullin geeking out selfie-style on someone else in the house: Tom Pestock. You may not know that name if you don’t watch pro football (he was an NFL offensive guard from 2009-2011). But he’s now known in the WWE ring as Baron Corbin, a name you can bet your ass packs serious currency with those APM dorks.

Now I’m not the religious kind but, thanks to North Carolina’s Valient Thorr, I know the sweet taste of rapture. It’s been a few years since I’ve been to one of their revivals – and that’s exactly what they are: big, hairy, sleeveless denim revivals.

After this, however, my devotion burns anew. If frontman Valient Himself was the minister, I would go to that church.

As for Nashville Pussy, it’s good to see their kick’s still nice and hard after almost two decades, especially lead guitarist Ruyter Suys. She may not be the one in front, but she’s unquestionably the HBIC and the not-so-secret nitro behind this rock engine.

Think Andrew W.K. parties hard? You wouldn’t after seeing this three-headed beast. Wanna rock out with your beer or weed? American Party Machine’s got you. Need speed? Plug into Valient Thorr.

Hookers and blow your thing? Nashville Pussy’s your soundtrack. This is rock & roll, and it hasn’t been this funneled into one sweaty, dirty night since probably the ’70s. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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“On the Come Up” featuring Leisure Chief MUSIC If you’re the type of person who likes to be aware of what’s around them, you’re going to want to keep an eye on this new series launched by constant scene cheerleader Swamburger. Its goal is to assemble rising Orlando talents who are about to break and treat the shows as if they are already at that maximum achievement level where they are soon emphatically believed to be destined. It’s a night for people who love living on the cusp – the thrive before increased visibility threatens to taint pure artistry. This kick-off stars local funk force Leisure Chief and welcomes home notable soul act Fat Night from tour. It also packs hip-hop heat with Skip and Table for Three, while bringing in inventive R&B songwriter-producer Indigo Blak to skyrocket “On the Come Up” to maximum appeal. – Ashley Belanger

with Skip, Fat Night, Table for Three, Indigo Blak | 9 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $10

LEISURE CHIEF

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Whores

WHORES

Of the exciting young noise-rock bands coming up right now, Toronto’s Metz may be getting the lion’s share of notice but Atlanta’s Whores deserves equal hype. For one, their bona fides are certified with releases on notable heavy labels like Brutal Panda and Amphetamine Reptile, the undisputed gold standard in noise rock. We’ve seen them both live, however, and Whores is straight-up louder and more bloodthirsty. Besides maybe standing on the ledge of a high-rise, there are few things as thrillingly precarious as being in the same room with their cyclone of coil, torque and fury. Moreover, this bill is worth extra recommendation because of both its quality and its diversity. From the grisly stoner sludge of DeLand’s Junior Bruce to the classic heaviness of Orlando rockers the Ludes to the mathematic post-hardcore of Lakeland’s Pilgrimage, this will be one juicy and rounded lineup. – Bao Le-Huu

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Science on Screen: Deep Impact So you know that trope where a couple of comedians watch a movie with the audience and give a snide running commentary, pointing out the absurd plot points and making hilarious observations?

Imagine what that would be like if, instead of comedians, you had scientists ripping apart a movie and telling you which parts of it are plausible and which are complete BS. The Enzian is bringing you something close to that with its Science on Screen series, during which a real live scientist will be on hand for a Q&A following the screening of a really fake movie about a science-y subject. At this month’s screening of the 1998 movie Deep Impact (starring Elijah Wood, Robert Duvall, Morgan Freeman and friends) about a comet hurtling to earth, Joshua Caldwell of UCF’s Department of Physics will field your questions on such things as space, weightlessness, astronomy and which end-of-the-world movie is better: Armageddon or this one. Ask him about the vomit comet while you’re there. – Erin Sullivan

FILM

11 a.m. | Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland | 407-629-0054 | enzian.org | $8

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Snap! Print Day

Like Totally ’80s Prom

Although Snap! Orlando has always been acquisition-friendly, even from their beginnings as an annual exposition of fine art photography, today marks their first community art sale. Even those who don’t style themselves serious collectors can get in on the one-day-only action by shopping for limited-edition prints – most priced between $50 and $300 – by local artists including Tina Craig, Erika Rech, Thomas Thorspecken, Dan Hess, Marcus Adkins, Chris Tobar Rodriguez and Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando awardwinner (“Best Young Artist Putting Orlando on the Map”) Nathan Selikoff. International artists repped by Snap! like Mark Gmehling (who painted Snap’s enormous “drinsch” mural), Andrew Soria, Elena Vizerskaya and Patricia Van DeCamp will also have prints for sale. If you’ve ever wanted your very own Gmehling “drinsch,” or a slice of “Analog Artist, Digital World” Orlando as captured by Thorspecken, now’s the time to bust open the piggy bank. – Jessica Bryce Young ART

Saturday, 29

The Joke’s on You Comedy Tour: Gallagher, Artie Fletcher, Bob Nelson Comedy doesn’t always have to be clever.

Back in the ’80s, you could make millions of dollars by smashing fruit onstage with a sledgehammer, which is exactly what Gallagher did. After fading into obscurity, Gallagher returned with a crazyeyed vengeance in the early 2010s, writing material that catered to racists, homophobes and right-wing Obama-haters. After headlining the Gathering of the Juggalos and famously storming out of an interview with Marc Maron, his comeback was sidelined by a string of health problems and financial woes. He announced his retirement and final tour in 2012. Now he’s out on tour with Artie Fletcher and Bob Nelson, two workhorse comics who started the Joke’s on You tour to capitalize on nostalgia. Details are scarce as to what kind of material Gallagher’s been dishing out lately, but we’re hoping that it leans more toward bashing watermelons than gay people, because while comedy doesn’t always have to be clever, it does have to be funny. – Thaddeus McCollum

COMEDY

7 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | plazaliveorlando.com | $29.50-$49.50

SNAP! PRINT DAY

8 p.m. Saturday | The Orchid Garden, 126 W. Church St. | melsbgc.org | $30-$40

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Markus Schulz MUSIC Miami landed influential German-born DJ Markus Schulz for the long haul, and he’s been posted up there with his popular “Global DJ Broadcast” radio show informing millions of progressive trance and house fans for more than a decade. Where the EDM world can be burdened by slick trends, Schulz has proven a mainstay, worshipped worldwide for his mixing intellect.

He’s one of the busiest DJs in the business (if not the most slammed with gigs), so it’s no small thing he’ll be at Gilt making big crowds bounce this week. Don’t miss this chance to get lost in his trance. – AB

MARKUS SHULZ

10 p.m. | Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road | 407-504-7699 | giltnightclub.com | $15

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11 a.m.-4 p.m. | Snap! Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive | snaporlando.com | free

Ever want to relive all the bad parts of the ’80s, like teased hair and unnecessary angst, with the good parts of now, like being an adult who can purchase alcohol? You can do all that and help a charity at Mel’s Bad Girls Club’s ninth annual prom, which has a, like, totally ’80s theme this year. The proceeds will go to BASE Camp Children’s Cancer Foundation, a Winter Park organization that helps families facing cancer or other lifethreatening illnesses. The event beats most high school prom venues and is cheaper, plus you don’t have to sneak in your booze. Bring your taffeta dresses and skinny ties to the party and enjoy the MBGC Band, chance drawings and a silent auction. – Monivette Cordeiro

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Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Evan Taylor Jones Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Robin Lewis 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Machine Gun Kelly 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $30; 407-872-0066.

Machine Gun Kelly Acoustic Instore 5 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

The New Sam Rivers’ Rivbea Orchestra 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Sundy Best 7 pm; Backbooth, Ladies Night Blues 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999- Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 2570.

S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Thursday, aug. 27

Velvet Sessions: John Waite 6:30 pm; Velvet Bar, Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando; $29; 407-503-2401.

Clubs/lounges

ConCerts/events Anitra Jay 7 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864.

Christian Martin 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $7-$25; 407-403-2938.

Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Lauren Galant, Sarah Purser, Oak Hill Drifters 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-748-8256.

On the Come Up: Leisure Chief, SKIP, Table for Three, Project Eden, DJ Rubox 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

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summer wine dinner: sea Taverna Opa throws the last of its summer wine dinners this week, this time with a concept menu centered around the sea. Imported fish is featured in the five-course menu, with wine pairings from Trinchero Family Estates accompanying each course. 6 p.m. Thursday; Taverna Opa, 9101 International Drive; 407-351-8660; $45; opaorlando.com

Danzig

great Hall Feast Don your dress robes for this Harry Potter-themed dinner at Oblivion.

Enjoy a Hogwarts-centric menu featuring magical mains and inebriating potions, then check out a bazaar from local vendors selling handmade apparel, wands, crystal jewelry, art and more. 4 p.m. Saturday; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; obliviontaproom.com

bart’s third anniversary Our favorite little Mills 50 video game bar turns three this week, and rents out the Orange Studio just down the street for its birthday party. Free Play Florida and the Pinball Lounge are bringing in some classic arcade and pinball games, and BART is, of course, supplying the beer. Former 104.1 -FM host Soul Brother Kevin supplies the tunes, and there will even be an interactive “coaster art” area where you can make a doodle and see if it ends up displayed in the bar. 7 p.m. Saturday; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; bartcade.com

wPrk Community Cocktail Hour Hey, hey, hey, what a beautiful day. For day drinking.

Meet up with current and former WPRK DJs, student directors and fans for this happy hour.

DJ Mo soundtracks the evening while you shoot the breeze with the best in basement radio and the voice of Rollins College. 5 p.m.

Sunday; Frank and Steins, 200 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; wprk.org

Oct. 12 at hard rock Live KRS-ONE, Sept. 4 at Backbooth

Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues

Christopher Paul Stelling, Sept. 8 at Will’s Pub

Charli XCX, Bleachers, Sept. 27 at House of Blues

ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham

alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live

Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social

Orlando Indie Comedy Fest, Oct. 1-4 at multiple venues

My Hotel Year, Sept.

11 at Will’s Pub Zappa Plays Zappa, Sept. 12 at the Plaza Live

KEN Mode, Oct. 2 at Will’s Pub Adventure Club, Oct. 3 at House of Blues

Purity Ring, Sept. 12 at House of Blues

Death Grips, Oct. 7 at the Beacham

Will’s Pub 20th Anniversary, Sept. 13 at Will’s Pub

Twin Shadow, Oct. 7 at the Social

Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social Lydia Lunch and Weasel Walter, Sept.

18 at the Gallery at Avalon Island

Kylesa, Oct. 8 at the Social The Mountain Goats, Oct. 8 at the Beacham

Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live

Here Come the Mummies, Oct. 9 at the Plaza Live

Janet Jackson, Sept.

23 at Amway Center

Ghost, Oct. 10 at the Beacham

Helmet, Sept. 26 at the Social

Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social

Drive-By Truckers, Oct. 10 at the Plaza Live

The Growlers, Broncho, Nov. 4 at the Social

Danzig, Oct. 12 at Hard Rock Live

Sufjan Stevens, Nov. 6 at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

Trevor Hall, Oct. 12-13 at the Social New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Oct. 16 at House of Blues John Cleese & Eric Idle, Oct. 17 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts Halsey, Oct. 17 at House of Blues Cannibal Ox, Oct. 18 at Backbooth John Hodgman, Oct. 23 at the Plaza Live Gang of Four, Oct. 27 at the Social Desaparecidos, Oct. 29 at the Social

Suicide Girls: Blackheart Burlesque, Nov. 6 at the Beacham Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Nov. 7 at Will’s Pub Minus the Bear, Nov. 7 at the Social Public Image Ltd., Nov. 7 at the Plaza Live Deafheaven, Nov. 11 at the Social Slow Magic, Nov. 12 at the Social Nobunny, Nov. 22 at Will’s Pub

Chvrches, Oct. 30 at House of Blues

The Front Bottoms, Nov. 24 at the Beacham

Two Cow Garage, Matt Woods, Oct. 30 at Will’s Pub

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live

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Star Wars Grand Florida Alliance Collector Swap Meet EVENTS If you’re excited about all of the Star Wars news flying around on a near weekly schedule lately – the new movies, the Disney park, the comics from Marvel – you may want to dig all of your old action figures out from the back of the closet and visit this swap meet. The Star Wars Grand Florida Alliance is a hub for Star Wars collectors from across the state, and they’re bringing all their cool stuff to Gods & Monsters. From action figures to playsets, Legos to Funko, tons of toys and collectibles are on display.

One of the most interesting parts is that nothing is for sale; it’s all trade-only. So if you want someone’s original mail-away Anakin Skywalker figure, you’re gonna have to pony up that vintage Empire Strikes Back lunchbox, you scruffy-looking nerfherder. – Thaddeus McCollum

6-10 p.m. | Gods & Monsters, Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive | godmonsters.com |

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Cards Against Humanity Night 7 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free.

Earth Trivia - Simon Time 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

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Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670.

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ConCerts/events Ari & the Alibis 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Bass Penguin: D-Xtreme, Rob Slac, Funkbaby 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free-$5; 407-228-0804.

Control This!, Trial by Stone, No Need 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669.

Discover: Ghastly 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419.

Foals What Went Down Listening and Pizza Party 8 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Donavon Frankenreiter, Cody Simpson 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20-$25; 407-228-1220.

Jupiter Groove, Dan Rodz, Juan R. Leon 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 321-202-0011.

Russ T. Nutz, the Blacklist Swindlers, Tom’s Ragdoll, Will Brack OMB, Whiskey Faithful 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $3-$5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Flint Blade & Honeydew 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; donations accepted; 407-362-1864.

Whores., the Ludes, Junior Bruce, Pilgrimage 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12.

The Mellow Relics 9 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

Clubs/lounges

Mournin’ Biscuits 9 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Thornton Park District’s Friday Night Live 5 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday, aug. 29

ConCerts/events AK1200 & Dara 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $10-$30; 407-403-2938.

Chasing Jonah, John David Williams Band 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $8; 407-677-9669.

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The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Deep Field Now, Audiotourism 7:30 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5; 321-356-2804.

Dryspell, Waxed, Ruggy & the Soaring Rugganarts, Casaveda 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419.

Exotype, Cold for June, Fight Fall, the Floridian, Engraved 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$14; 407-999-2570.

Galia Social 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

The Kenny Walters Trio 1-6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718.

LAB WRK: B8TA, Andre, Mr. John Alamo, Mondrian Loops 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free-$3; 407-228-0804.

Markus Schulz 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20-$40; 407-504-7699.

Over the Effect, Creatordestroy, Sweeter Than Solitude, Big Bear, Cletus Funk 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

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Songs to Learn and Sing: DJ Smilin’ Dan, Alex Clements, Mikey Cortes 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Thomas and Olivia Wynn 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

oPera/ClassiCal Highlights: Music Theatre Bavaria 7:30 pm; Opera and musical theater pieces performed by students who participated in the Musiktheater Bavaria summer academy in Germany.

Rollins College, Keene Hall, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2000. sunday, aug. 30

ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Battle of the Bands: Three Knuckles Deep, Darkness

by Design, Kirov, Spawn of Thirteen 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5-$7; 407-322-7475.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Dex Romweber, the Woolly Bushmen, the ShBooms 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

Gatorbone Trio 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; 407-595-2713.

Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

The Kenny Walters Trio 1-6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718.

The Smilin’ ‘90s With DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Lucky Mud, Dell Smith 2:30 pm; Villa ConRoy, 1521 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $12 suggested donation.

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Melanie Martinez 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

Sunday Jazz Jams 12:30 pm; Altamonte Chapel Community Church, 825 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; $10; 407339-5208.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Back to the Eighties 3 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Not Your Grandpa’s Bingo 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

ConCerts/events

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

2 Piece and a Biscuit DJ Night 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

MOnday, aug. 31

The Monday Night Mixtape: International Rob B., Boogs Malone, Rubox 9:30 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Renee Is a Zombie, Harsh Radish 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-2457730.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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ConCerts/events The Good Life, Big Harp 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

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Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Our Land Dope: Palmer Reed and Various Artists 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5-$10; 407-999-2570.

Twisted Tuesday With the Bath Salt Zombies 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

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Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

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Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Carrie the Musical The gripping tale of an awkward teen outcast with a powerful gift, her fanatically religious mother and the classmates who push Carrie from unimaginable humiliation to devastating fury. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Marshall Ellis Theatre, 1300 La Quinta Drive; $20; clandestineorlando.com.

Clybourne Park The play begins in 1959 as a white, middle-class neighborhood called Clybourne Park is shaken by new black residents.

Fast-forward 50 years and Clybourne Park, which has become predominantly black, is now dealing with potential gentrification. ThursdaysSaturdays, 7:30 pm, Sundays, 2:30 pm and Mondays, 7:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Duets! Audiences can expect a variety of old favorites and songs that will become new favorites from several genres. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $10; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com.

Nunsense Musical comedy in which a group of nuns take over a high school auditorium to hold a fundraising variety show to raise money to bury

several sisters. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm and Monday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

Theatre UCF Performance Performance by Theatre UCF students that coincides with the current exhibition, Step Right Up: Art of the Sideshow. Saturday, 4 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Tim Evanicki: Cheaper Than Therapy Evanicki takes you through his struggles of finding his place in this world through this hilarious and touching cabaret. WednesdayThursday, 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $10-$20; 407-6450145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Tribes The inspiring story of the deaf child of an eccentric English family who finds confidence and love ... and a place to be heard. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

ComEdy Cirque Magique This highly interactive show features circus performers from around the world, including a comedy magician, clowns, acrobats and performing puppies. Food included in admission. Tuesdays-

Saturdays, 6 pm and Sundays, 3:30 pm; Treasure Tavern, 6400 Carrier Drive; contact for price; 407-206-5102; cirquemagiqueorlando.com.

Comedy Open Mic Comedy open mic hosted

by Shereen Kassam.

Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free; 407-951-8706.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

Devin Siebold, Dave Weingarten Voted 2015 Comedian of the Year by listeners of 104.1’s “Monsters in the Morning.”

Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; bonkerzcomedy.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

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Fifth Sunday Follies Family-friendly sketch comedy show. Sunday, 4 pm; Ebon Temple, 7001 Wallace Road; free; 407-351-3266.

Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted

by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays & Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

The Joke’s On You Comedy Tour: Gallagher, Artie Fletcher, Bob Nelson Watermelonsmashing comedy. Saturday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50$49.50; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience with non-stop audience participation. Ongoing, 6 & 8 pm; Wonderworks, 9067 International Drive; $29.99; wonderworksonline.com.

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Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

danCE Big Bang BOOM! Cabaret Presents Burlesque After Dark: Soul Train A soul-themed burlesque cabaret with live music.

Friday, 8:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $16-$20; bigbangboomcabaret.com.

Choreographers’ Showcase A preview of new works from some of the area’s finest choreographers. Saturday, 7 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; The Center for Contemporary Dance, 3580 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12-$15; 407-695-8366; thecenterfordance.org.

arT oPenings/events Beauty A group art show promoting a new vision of beauty. Opens Sunday, 4-7 pm, through Oct. 21; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2033891; thaipurplecafe.com.

Butch Anthony and Twin Dragons: Forever, a Work in Progress Photos with a new dimension of needle and thread. Opens Friday, 6 pm, through Sept. 20; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774.

Exhibition Tour: Fashionable Portraits Rangsook Yoon gives a tour of CFAM’s new exhibit of portraits from the 15th and 16th centuries, Friday, 11 am; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Local Art Night Performance art group DRIP hosts a night for local artists to sell their wares in their art and music venue. Thursday, 8 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $5; 347-855-3747; ilovedrip.com.

Snap! Print Day A community print sale event where local and international artists sell prints of their work. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Step Right Up Closing Reception Closing reception with special guest appearance and book signing by the “Czar of Bizarre,” Johnny Meah.

Thursday, 6 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; gallery.cah. ucf.edu.

Continuing tHis week Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Through Sept. 20; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

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Art & Ends on the Edge Annual sale of discounted artwork from the artists at Artisans on Fifth.

Through Monday; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; artisansonfifth.com.

Art by Qadra Yasmine Brown Abstract art representing therapy and creative escape.

Through Monday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken.

Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Baskets and Boxes Sang Roberson’s organic forms in terracotta. Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

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Boarded Up 4: The Art of Skateboarding Skateboard art by various artists.

Through Sept. 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Cabinet of Curiosities A collection of objects from natural history, geology, ethnography, archaeology, religious or historical relics, art and antiquities from the Permanent Collection.

Through; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-644-1364.

Color Theory A focus on color and perception, featuring metalwork by Dorothy Gillespie. Through Sept. 20; Art

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Conceptual Journeys Conceptual art in mixed media from painter Peter Filzmaier and sculptor Jack King. Through Sept. 25; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880.

Enchanted Damsels New works

by Miami-based artist Diana “Didi” Contreras. MondaysSundays; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; redefinegallery.com.

Endless Summer A themed group exhibition that features artists’ interpretations of summer ideals, memories or sensations. Through Saturday; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection This collection includes portraits of Abraham Lincoln

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and Henri Matisse, images of the American West, and photos taken in Russia in the 1930s. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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Exploring the Beats A collection of black and white photos by Chris Felver and Mellon Tytell depicting some of Jack Kerouac’s contemporaries and various Beat personalities through the years.

Through Sept. 18; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith Street; free; 407-250-4888; kerouacproject.org.

Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Hidden Artists Exhibition Art from Pamela Williams Gruen, Dawn M. Herrod, Jacqui Johnson, Simona Loh and many more. Through Sept. 30; UCF Library, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407.823.2580; facebook.com/hiddenartists.

Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Photographic portraits exploring gender, sexuality and identity. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Fashionable Portraits in Europe Portraits from the 15th19th centuries that illuminate shifting trends. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Journeys Into the Mind Featuring the work of Chris Robb, Nancy Jay, Audrey Phillips, Jackie Otto-Miller and Cicero Greathouse. Through Sept. 12; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational of Florida artists. Criteria includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement. Through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Living Photographs: Augmented Reality in Art by Rob McCaffrey Still photography, scanned with a phone, tablet, or wearable tech, triggering a related video overlay. Through Oct. 2; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Fred Staloff’s Visual Poetry This intimate collection reveals painterly works that make reference to the spontaneity usually associated with Expressionist painting.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland

Painted Black: The John H. Surovek Collection Depicts African Americans in art, from pre-Civil War to the civil rights era, by well-known American artists. The paint-

ings are historically significant because they reveal attitudes about race over an extended period of time. Through Sept.

20; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Paper Cuts: André Smith Collages View the founder of A&H’s Maitland Art Center André Smith’s never before seen collage works.

Through Sept. 30; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-539-2181.

Peterson Guerrier: The Exhibition Will Remain Open Semi-abstract paintings. Through Sept. 11; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Purvis Young: Art of Street An American artist from the Overtown neighborhood of Miami, Young’s work often blends painting and drawing with collaged elements.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Sanford Art Walk Venues in Sanford’s downtown historic district open their doors to the public to showcase art, live music and more. Friday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-3232774; sanfordartwalk.com.

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Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

St. Augustine at 450 Crealdé’s newest documentary project celebrates the oldest city in the United States on the occasion of the 450th anniversary of its founding. Through Saturday; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org.

Standing Strong in the Spirit: A Selection of Folk Art by Southern Women Pieces

by Nellie Mae Rowe and Clementine Hunter, with new artists including Lucy Hunnicutt and Laurie Popp. Mixed media, from painting to textile.

Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

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EvEnTs Ales for ALS Limited edition craft beer, shrimp tacos, a Kan Jam tournament and raffles. Proceeds go toward funding research for a cure for ALS. Sunday, 2-5 pm; The Gnarly Barley, 7431 S. Orange Ave.; various menu prices; 407-854-4999.

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

BART’s Third Anniversary BART celebrates its third anniversary by renting out the Orange Studio and putting in some classic arcade and pinball machines from Free Play Florida and the Pinball Lounge. Saturday, 7 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; bartcade.com.

Canvs’ First Anniversary Celebration Feature remarks from Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer and tech company

spotlights and showcases.

Appetizers and drinks provided. Thursday, 4-7 pm; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; $40; canvs.org.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 10:30 am-2:30 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Chef’s Night Award-winning chef de cuisine Scott Hunnel and master pastry chef Erich Herbitschek of Victoria & Albert’s at Disney’s Grand Floridian prepare a fourcourse dinner. Thursday, 6 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; $75; 407-295-1066.

Circle of Men Experience support, connection and challenge in a brotherhood of men. Saturday, 9 am-3 pm; The Center of Wellness, 237 Lookout Place, Maitland; free; 407-590-6836; mycenterofwellness.com.

Classic Car Show Check out the coolest classic cars on the block, with more than 30 on display. Then step into Artegon Maketplace’s climate-controlled eclectic space for one-of-a-kind shopping. Saturday; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

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Step Right Up: The Art of the Sideshow Historical carnival sideshow banners, photographs of the fair, contemporary paintings and contemporary sculpture.

Through Saturday; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

West African Tribal Art: Sculptures, Textiles & Artifacts An extensive survey of African artifacts, including masks, totems and carved sculptures.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-2797534; moartdeland.org.

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The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Citrus Bowl Try out tons of food trucks at every Orlando City home game. Saturday, 3:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; various menu prices; 407-4232476; thedailycity.com.

Downtown Orlando Food Tour Food tour includes Le Gourmet Break, the Golden Knife, Ferg’s, Artisan’s Table and Avenue Gastrobar.

Saturdays, 2 pm; Downtown Orlando Information Center, 201 S. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-228-3891; downtownorlandotours.com.

Food Truck Fridays Live music, entertainment and a plethora of culinary options.

Bring a receipt for $20 from any store in Artegon to guest services and receive $5 in Food Truck Bucks. Friday, 5-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Great Hall Feast Oblivion presents a Harry Potter-themed food and drink menu, along with special vendors offering things like wands, crystals and more. Saturday, 4 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-8024800; obliviontaproom.com.

The Infinity Toy and Comic Con Convention with toys, comics, a costume contest, face painting, raffles and special guests John Beatty (Secret Wars) and Billy Tucci (Shi, Sgt. Rock). Saturday, 10 am-5 pm; Holiday Inn Orlando East, 1724 N. Alafaya Trail; $8; infinitytoyandcomicon.com.

Kiwi Camera Service Swap and Sale Check out multiple vendors with great used cameras, lenses and other gear available for sale or trade. Sunday, 9

am-4 pm; Kiwi Camera Service, 1880B Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2731; kiwicameraservice.com.

Like Totally ’80s Prom Mel’s Bad Girls Club charity throws an ’80s-themed prom party that features decorations, balloons, free desserts, dancing, a silent auction and more.

Saturday, 8 pm; The Orchid Garden, 122 W. Church St.; $30-$40; melsbgc.org.

Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free.

MetroWest Italian Auto Show An all-Italian car show featuring slick rides from Ferrari, Lamborghini, Abarth, Alfa Romeo and more. Sunday, 12-6 pm; Dellagio Town Center, 7940 Via Dellagio Way; free; 407-936-4332.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Orlando Girl Geek Dinners Join for convo, food and drinks. All women welcome.

Friday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; 407-623-3393; orlandogirlgeeks.com.

SeaWorld Summer Nights Extended hours, new shows. Through Sept. 9; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; $87; 407-363-2613.

Star Wars Grand Florida Alliance Collector Swap Meet & Art Show Check out collections and displays of everything Star Wars. Saturday, 6-10 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com.

Summer Wine Dinner: Sea Enjoy a five-course Mediterranean meal and wine pairing inspired by the sea, with imported fish as the main dish of the evening. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Taverna Opa, 9101 International Drive; $45; 407351-8660; opaorlando.com.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening.

Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook. com/tastytuesdaysorlando.

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park.

Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-656-0713; orlandofoodtours.com.

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WPRK Community Cocktail Hour Meet up with past and present WPRK DJs, student directors, fans and other supporters of the voice of Rollins College and the best in basement radio. Music by DJ Mo. Sunday, 5-8 pm; Frank and Steins Winter Park, 200 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-6757; wprk.org.

LEarning Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled.

Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history.

Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

Zen in the Den Weekly nonreligious meditation session.

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Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7pm; 407677-9669; redlionpub.org.

CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; fleetfarming.com.

LiTErary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Live Lewd Girls Talk Dirty Good-looking broads read dirty, dirty smut to raise money for little dogs. Friday, 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-6363171; livelewdgirls.com.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

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contestants. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

FamiLy BAM! It’s a Picture Book: The Art Behind Graphic Novels Features today’s leading and best graphic artists of the illustration world, such as Raina Telgemeier, Mark Crilley, Matthew Holm, Jarrett J. Krosoczka and Lincoln Pierce. Through Nov. 1; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Rosalina Children’s Apparel & Toy Event Get up to 75 percent off of retail on tons of children’s clothing, toys and accessories. Friday-Saturday, 9 am-6 pm; Doubletree Resort Orlando, 10100 International Drive; free; 407-352-1100.

sporTs B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Florida Kids & Family Expo Over 200 interactive exhibits for products and services for kids and parents of all ages, including laser tag, live music, a petting zoo and more. Saturday, 10 am-5 pm and Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $8-$15; 407-685-9800; mycentralfloridafamily.com.

Orlando City vs Chicago Fire Major League Soccer.

Saturday 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

Friday Family Films A short film, and a tour of an art project and gallery at the Morse.

Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

WWE Live Wrestling exhibition. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $20-$105; 800-745-3000.

Frozen Summer Fun at Walt Disney World A Frozen Royal Park Welcome, parade, singalong and dance party with fireworks. Through Sept. 7; Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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faster than you thought possible. Your strength will come from agile curiosity and an eagerness to experiment. Do you remember when you last explored the catalytic wonders of spontaneity and unpredictability? Do it again!

ARIES (March 21-April 19) You like to run ahead of the pack.

You prefer to show people the way, to set the pace. It’s cleaner that way, right? There’s less risk you will be caught up in the messy details of everyday compromise. But I suspect that the time is right for you to try an experiment: Temporarily ease yourself into the middle of the pack. Be willing to deal with the messy details of everyday compromise. Why? Because it will teach you lessons that will serve you well the next time you’re showing the way and setting the pace.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Are you ready to revise your ideas about how love works? Would you consider re-evaluating your relationship to romance, your approach to intimacy and your understanding of sex? I hope you will not only be willing but also excited to do these things. Now is a favorable time to make changes that will energize your love life with a steady flow of magic for months to come. To get the party started, brainstorm about experiments you could try to invigorate the dynamics of togetherness. Make a list of your customary romantic strategies, and rebel against them all. Speak sexy truths that are both shocking and endearing.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Querencia is a Spanish word with many nuances. At its simplest, it refers to your favorite spot, a place where you long to be. But its meaning can go even deeper.

Querencia may be a sanctuary where you feel safe and authentic, or a situation that enables you to draw on extra reserves of strength and courage. It’s a special kind of home: an empowering shelter that makes you feel that you belong in this world and love your life.

Can you guess where I’m going with this message? These days you need to be in your querencia even more than usual. If you don’t have one, or if you don’t know where yours is, formulate a fierce intention to locate it.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) The art of effective communication consists of knowing both what to say and what not to say. It’s not enough to simply find the words that accurately convey your meaning. You have to tailor your message to the quirks of your listeners. For example, let’s say you want to articulate the process that led you to change your mind about an important issue.

You would use different language with a child, an authority figure, and a friend. Right? I think you are currently at the peak of your abilities to do this well. Take full advantage of your fluency. Create clear, vivid impressions that influence people to like you and help you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) At least for now, I suggest you suspend the quest for order and refinement and perfection. The wise course of action is to disengage from your fascination with control, and instead give yourself to the throbbing, erratic pulse of the Cosmic Wow. Why? If you do, you will be able to evolve

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) According to the poet Rainer Maria Rilke, here’s what God says to each of us: “Go the limits of your longing … Flare up like flame and make big shadows that I can move in. Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. Just keep going.

No feeling is final.” Whether or not you’re on speaking terms with the Creator, this is excellent advice. It’s time to give everything you have and take everything you need. Hold nothing back and open yourself as wide and wild as you dare. Explore the feeling of having nothing to lose and expect the arrivals of useful surprises.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The sun and the expansive planet Jupiter are currently making a joyful noise in the sign of Virgo, which is your astrological House of Career and Ambition. This does not necessarily mean that a boon to your career and ambition will fall into your lap, although such an event is more likely than usual. More importantly, this omen suggests that you will influence luck, fate and your subconscious mind to work in your favor if you take dramatic practical action to advance your career and ambitions.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) On August 28, 1963, Capricorn hero Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his “I Have a Dream” speech to a crowd of thousands in Washington, D.C. In that address, he imagined what it might look like if African Americans were free of the bigotry and oppression they had endured for centuries at the hands of white Americans. In accordance with your astrological potentials, I encourage you to articulate your own “I Have a Dream” vision sometime soon. Picture in detail the successful stories you want to actualize in the future. Visualize the liberations you will achieve and the powers you will obtain.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) If you have been patiently waiting for a propitious moment to buy a new yacht, pledge your undying love or get a tattoo that depicts Buddha wrestling Satan, now is as close as you’ll get to that propitious moment, at least for a while. Even if you have merely been considering the possibility of signing a year-long lease, asking a cute mischief-maker on a date, or posting an extra-edgy meme on Facebook or Twitter, the next three weeks would be prime time to strike. Diving into a deep, heart-crazed commitment is sometimes a jangly process for you Aquarians, but these days it might be almost smooth and synchronistic.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Ready for a ritual? Get a piece of paper and a pen. Light a candle, take three deep breaths and chant “YUMMMM” five times. Then spend 10 minutes writing down the qualities you would like your perfect lover to possess. Identify both the traits that would make this person unique and the behavior he or she would display toward you. Got that? When you are finished, burn the list you made. Disavow everything you wrote. Pledge to live for at least seven months without harboring fixed beliefs about what your ideal partner should be like. Instead, make yourself extra receptive to the possibility that you will learn new truths about what you need. Why? I suspect that love has elaborate plans for you in the next two years. You will be better prepared to cooperate with them if you are initially free of strong agendas.

Meet luna! This adorable 2-year-old girl who enjoys exploring in the play yard, was recently found as a stray at the intersection of Powers Drive and Sunshine Street. She’s a little shy, but once she gets to know you she enjoys attention and being petted. She’s a calm girl who can’t wait to find a loving new home to receive the TLC she deserves. During the month of August, Orange County Animal Services is hosting a “Summer Splash” adoption promotion, which reduces all dog adoption fees to either $5, $10, $15 or free. orange County animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy road, 407-836-3111, ocnetpets.com.

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Arthur Conan Doyle first used the term “smoking gun” in a story he wrote over a century ago. It referred to a time the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes burst into a room to find a man holding a pistol that had just been fired, along with the fallen body of a man who had been shot. Since then, the meaning of “smoking gun” has expanded. Now it’s any piece of evidence that serves as compelling proof of a certain hypothesis. If you can’t find the cookie you left in the kitchen, and your roommate walks by with cookie crumbs on his chin, it’s the smoking gun that confirms he pilfered your treat. I believe this is an important theme for you right now. What question do you need answered? What theory would you like to have corroborated? The smoking gun will appear.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) This is the deepest, darkest phase of your cycle. The star that you will ultimately make a wish upon has not yet risen. Your pet monsters seem to have forgotten for the moment that they are supposed to be your allies, not your nemeses.

Smoke from the smoldering embers in your repressed memories is blending with the chill night fog in your dreams, making your life seem like a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a taco. Just kidding about that last part. I wanted to see if your sense of humor is intact, because if it is, you will respond resiliently to all the cosmic jokes in your upcoming tests.

B Y D A N S AVA G E Please do a public-service announcement about the Ashley Madison hack, and request that NO ONE look up information on ANYONE other than their own spouse. I’m a former AM user. I’ve been married to my wife for 20 years. We met when we were both 20 years old. Seven years ago, I made a selfish decision to have an affair, and five years ago, my wife found out. She hated me for a while, but we worked things out. I have been faithful since then, and our marriage is better than ever. Since my wife already knows everything, I have no worries about her finding out. But what about every other person I know? I’m going to assume the best – most people have the common decency not to snoop into their neighbors’ bedroom habits – but it would be great if you could ask people to respect other people’s privacy.

Really Enraged Guy Requesting Everyone’s Tactful Silence

I’m happy to back you up, but I don’t share your faith in humanity. Most people are only too delighted to snoop into their neighbors’ bedroom habits – particularly when doing so induces feelings of moral superiority. And I like to think the kind of puritanical busybodies who would go looking for names in the Ashley Madison dump are unlikely to be readers of mine, so they wouldn’t see my Ashley Madison PSA anyway.

But I have to disagree with your suggestion that people should look for their spouses’ names in the AM data. If someone in a shitty, high-conflict marriage needs an excuse to get out, OK, sure, that person might wanna search for their spouse’s name. But people who are in loving, functional, low-conflict, happy-ish marriages might want to think twice. Finding out that your spouse cheated – or fantasized about cheating – is impossible to unknow, and it’s something many people can’t get over. Caveat coniunx.

I’m one of the men caught in the Ashley Madison hacker net. But as pissed as I am about the bullshit – the company’s lies about the security of its site, the hackers’ self-righteous moralizing – I can attest to the fact that one can get what one is looking for on that site. Yes, there were a lot of fake profiles. Yes, there were a lot of pros. Yes, there were women looking to steal your identity.

Seriously. But once you figured out the game, you could find a lot of real women on that site who were looking for someone to spend time with. I’ll be pissed if I get busted as a result of all of this, but joining that site helped me reclaim my sanity after a sexless 25-year marriage.

Don’t Attack This Adulterer

Slogging through the Savage Love mail for the last 25 years has convinced me of this: Some married people have grounds to cheat. Men and women trapped in sexless or loveless marriages, men and women who have been abandoned sexually and/or emotionally by spouses they aren’t able to leave – either because their spouses are economically dependent on them (or vice versa) or because they may have children who are dependent on both partners. It would be wonderful if everyone who felt compelled to cheat could either negotiate an open relationship or end the one

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they’re in now, but there are cases where cheating is the least worst option for all involved.

Now, I don’t know the particulars of DATA’s marriage, but if seeking sex elsewhere allowed DATA to stay sane and stay married, and if the marriage is otherwise affectionate and low-conflict, and if DATA’s wife didn’t want to see her marriage end, DATA may have done her a favor by getting on Ashley Madison. Loyalty isn’t something we can demonstrate only with our genitals.

I’m an Ashley Madison user in an open relationship with a bi woman. I can assure you that a large number of AM users – hundreds of thousands – are also in open relationships. The hackers made no effort to distinguish between adulterers and people in consensual, honest relationships. They are smearing thousands of people as adulterers who are much more honest in their relationships than the average person.

Healthy Openness Not Egregious Sexual Trysts

The hackers also made no effort to protect Ashley Madison members living in countries where adultery is punishable by death. Along with all the cheaters, wannabe cheaters and people in honest open relationships, HONEST, the hackers exposed hundreds of people living in Saudi Arabia – some of them gay. Do the people out there saying AM members are getting what they deserve realize that some are going to get their heads cut off?

I am a data-security attorney. One important point that seems to be missed by those celebrating the Ashley Madison hack is that while cheating is not illegal, unauthorized hacking is. While some may find cheating morally reprehensible, it is not so morally reprehensible in this country that there are laws prohibiting it (anymore) – it’s not even a misdemeanor. On the other hand, hacking into someone’s system and accessing data without authorization is considered so morally reprehensible that we have state and federal laws against it.

Also, there are state and federal laws that apply to sites like Ashley Madison around properly securing their data and not making promises about security or handling of data (such as whether data is deleted). It will be interesting to see what actions, if any, may be taken against the site. I predict this is just the start of attacks against sex-oriented sites.

Who Is Next?

Almost everyone has posted stuff online anonymously, has privately shared pictures and fantasies, and has a browser history that could screw up their lives if that info were dumped into a searchable database that named names.

The people celebrating the Ashley Madison hack might have more sympathy for the victims if they contemplated their own vulnerability. We are all one malicious hack, one lost cell phone, or one vindictive ex away from the kind of exposure and humiliation and, in some cases, the kind of ruin that the AM members are facing today.

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FAIRVIEW MINI STORAGE - 4211 N. N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 12:30 PM: #B25 Edesse Edouard. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 2:00PM: #75 Georgette D Gardener; #140 Lenise S Banks; #150 Wayne Cameron; #161 Princess L Walker;#186 Mario Delva; #202 Patrick Harris; #207 Sholand R Mosley; #233 T J Barber; #245 Tressy S Miles; #260 Santiago Uresi Manzanares; #283 Omyry J Hickson; #327 Vergenia F Hair; #357 Luis D Zayas Valentin 1985 Merc Grand Marquis Colony Park Green Station Wagon VIN#2MEBP94F7FX664828; #404 Kareem R McGregor;#405 Marvin J Goodman; #409 Erika T Swanigan; #420 Tyrance K Myers; #433 Earl B Graham Jr.#454 Shannon S Gay; #462 Jennifer D Hair; #498 Rodairus R Wilson; #510 Melvinie L Moore; #516 Arnold Samuel; #519 Jessica Townsend; # 560 Elizabeth G Brown; #606 Robin M Lamb

Pursuant to F>S> 713.78, September 8, 2015, at 5pm. At 1900,South Orange Blossom Trail - 32839 Orlando/FL. Will sell the vehicle as is,no warranty,no guarantees the title,terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids. 99 Ford Vin # : 1FTZX172XXNB12799.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07, CASE NO.:DP13-464. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD:K. N.P. DOB: 09/28/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: OLIVERIO PORFIRIO-GONZALES Address unknown.

A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Alicia Latimore, Circuit Judge, on the 24th day of September, 2015 at 9:30 a.m.. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Pleadings shall be copied to: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, kim.crag-chaderton@myflfamilies.com State of Florida Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, Pine Hills Service Center, 609 N. Powers Drive, Suite 324B, Orlando, FL 32818 (407-563-2380). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, phone 407-836-2303, or fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of August, 2015. CLERK OF COURT

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid.

Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2006 HONDA VIN# 2HGFG12806H530294, 2000 MAZDA VIN# 4F4YR12C0YTM24611, 2003 VOLVO VIN# YV1VS27513F004728, 2002 HYUNDAI VIN# KMHWF35H52A550375, 2005CADILLAC VIN#1G6KD54Y55U148187 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM On September 14th, 2015, at 2500 n Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03, CASE NO.:DP13-436. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: Y. M. V. DOB:04/13/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Rafael Reyes, Jr. address unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 15th day of September, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion.

Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/Reunion-Registry.htm.

Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700.

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service.Pleading shall be copies to: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com Dept. of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Fl 32811. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of July, 2015. CLERK OF COURT.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on September 11, 2015 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, 1425 W Taft Vineland Rd, Orlando, FL, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels.

Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1998 Lano, Vin#1LH317UJ2W1008866; 2006 Toyota, Vin#JTKKT624060132731; 1989 Volkswagen,Vin#YV1A X8842K1334771; 2001 Ford, Vin#3FAFP13P71R240495; 2006 Nissan,Vin#1N4BL11E56C119546; 2003 Ford , Vin#1FTYR10D53TA07742

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on September 9, 2015 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810,O126 Deloris Bocco $1224.60, B19 Steve Upshaw $335.40, D43 Ashley Jackson $569.35, D24 Paul Reig $569.35, E24 Quinten Dorsey $1124.85, B60 Jamani Norton $558.88, U105 Victor Tirado $217.07, AA9687E Sylvia Vicchiullo $798.70. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, 1296 Carmen Paris $993.08, 1103 Albert Jones Jr $760.00, 1214 Angel Figueroa $748.00. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, E117 Property Repair Speclist Inc $529.20, D102 Maxine Earle $561.20. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, 1033 Cesar Acosta $562.00, 1407 Gregory Vining $432.60, 1240 Hannah Taylor-Reid $320.60, 1460 Marcus Rodney $293.80, 1080 Heather Frias $449.00. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, C041 Dan Borders $1027.10, E013 Brigitte Gordon $240.35, B035-36 Christina Huertas $370.85, B059 Bruce Corrigan $358.00, B095-96 Elizabeth Murphy $614.75. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773, 1023 Willie Eugine Fourroux Jr $978.45, 5076 Carolyn Mercado $978.45, 2033 Jon Deem $341.35, 1218 Dyron Rodriguez $347.00, 1240 Mystery Room $432.80, 1256 Mystery Room $432.80, 1583 Lamanda Bungy $280.25, 2730 Audrey Grant $296.30, 1278 Tonya Mays $468.55, 2072 Tonya Mays $229.20.

U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771, 4050 Pure Living Apartments $502.50, 1095 Ashley Arevalo $392.62, 2036 Lawrince Albert $498.10, 3084 Bryon Shupin $375.43.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2002 Dodge VIN# 1B4GP44332B717731, 1993 Ford VIN# 1FTCR14XOPTA20032, 2009 Pontiac VIN# 5Y2SP67829Z442077, 1996 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG12KXTU791932, 2002 Cadillac VIN# 1GYEC63T32R106151, Homeade Trailer No Vin. To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on September 9 , 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC. West Landing Chiropractic Care, LLC Office closing on August 27, 2015. Current & Future contact information PO BOX 585577 Orlando FL 32858 & Landing348@gmail. com. Patients seen by Appointments only.

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION, OFFICE OF FINANCIAL REGULATION, STATE OF FLORIDA – IN RE: EISENBURG, WHITMAN & ASSOCIATES. Administrative Proceeding Number: 56965. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION TO: EISENBURG, WHITMAN & ASSOCIATES. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an Administrative Complaint has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Petitioner’s attorney, Scott Tavolieri, Assistant General Counsel, whose address is Office of Financial Regulation, 400 W. Robinson Street, S-225, Orlando, FL 32801 on or before 21 days following final publication of this notice and file the original with the clerk of this agency either before service on Petitioner’s attorney or immediately thereafter, otherwise a final order will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint: Agency Clerk Office of Financial Regulation P.O. Box 8050 Tallahassee, FL 32314-8050.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 9/8/15, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd. Orlando, FL 32810-4304, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINK’S AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only.2005 Chevrolet 1GNDS13S352218399, 1996 Honda 2HGEJ6672TH522320, 2010 Kia KNDJT2A25A7068164, 1996 Ford 2FALP73W8TX210567, 1998 Toyota 4T1BG22K3WU317525.

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Legal/Public Notices STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA. COUNTY OF HORRY – IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE FIFTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT 2014-CP26–5924.VILLA VENEZIA CONDOMINIUM OWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, vs. VILLA VENEZIA DEVELOPMENT COMPANY, LLC, GRANDE DUNES DEVELOPMENT COMPANY, LLC, BURROUGHS & CHAPIN COMPANY, INC., HARRINGTON CONSTRUCTION CO., INC., PARADIGM ENTERPRIESE, INC, PELLA WINDOW & DOOR, LLC, PELLA WINDOWS AND DOORS, INC., PELLA CORPORATION, SPANN ROOFING & SHEET METAL, INC., STOCK BUILDING SUPPLY, LLC, MILLER, MILLER & MAC-FLORIDA, INC, Defendants.

TO: THE DEFENDANTS ABOVE-NAMED: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and are required to answer the Complaint in this action, a copy of which is herewith served upon you, and to serve a copy of your Answer upon the subscribers, at Segui Law Firm, at 864 Lowcountry Blvd., Ste. A., Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina 29464, within thirty (30) days after the service thereof, exclusive of the day of such service, and if you fail to answer the Complaint within the time aforesaid, judgment by default will be rendered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint.* *This Summons was filed in Horry County on November 14, 2013.SEGUI LAW FIRM, PC. Phillip W. Segui, Jr. Amanda Blundy 864 Lowcountry Blvd., Ste. A, Mount Pleasant, SC 29464. (843) 884-1865. psegui@seguilawfirm.com.

THE CHAKERIS LAW FIRM. John T Chakeris.

P. O. Box 397 Charleston, SC. 29402. (843) 853-5678. john@chakerislawfirm.com. ablundy@seguilawfirm.com CRANFORD LAW. Shaun W. Cranford. P.O. Box 50684. Columbia, SC 29250. (803)7796444, shaun@cranfordlawfirm.com.

Attorneys for Plaintiffs. Charleston, South Carolina. Dated: October 30, 2013

Notice of Action For Dissolution of Marriage – To: Ryanne De Lima Rover, UNKNOWN. You are notified that an action has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses if any, to it on Scott M Dorough whose known address is 5081 The Oaks Circle on or before 9/10/2015, and file the orginal with the clerk of this court at 425 N Orange Ave. Suite 320 Orlando Fl. 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office.

WARNING Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking pleadings.

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Notice is hereby given that on September 10th 2015 Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: – Extra Space Storage 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 September 10th 11:00am #05082 Vanessa Devereaux hsehold furniture,boxes, #07014 Talina Mckinley hsehold items, #02277 Sandra Cameron hsehold goods, #02209 Gofery Butler clothing, computers, #09009 Ron Dieux truck bed cover, #06021 Carla Holmes hsehold items, #02036 Jason Frazier hsehold/furniture/items, #07001 Cherod Johnson boxes/furniture Extra Space Storage 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 September 10th 12:30pm #698 Melvin Holmes Jr – Household items #853 Alek Souz – Church worship equipment #680 Deandre Rue – Household Items #843 Will Watlington – dolly, boxes #003 Gloria Hopson - household items Extra Space Storage 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 September 10th 1:30pm #3071-Khiry Swift(bedroom set,washer,dryer,boxes) #2079-Elizabeth Kelson(personal items) #4112-Nicole Ellis(household items) #4019-Jerome Thomas(household goods) #3025-Patricia Miscio(household goods) #1057-Roy Lee(washing machine,beds) The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 09/09/15: 1020 Nicholas Gonzalez, 1210 Annette Brewster, 1525 & 2482 Ivan Diaz, 1557 Michelle Mikkola, 2358 Omar Campbell, 3316 Larry Casey. Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 09/09/15: F0601 Terry Garcia, F0659 Karen Foreman, G0800 Travaris Glanton, G0804 Maureen Buckman. Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S Orange Blossom TrailOrlando 09/09/15: 1042 Eric Gorecki, 1072 Jessica Sanchez, 1234 Juan A Lopez, 1518 Michelle L Bowens, 2201 & 3237 Jodie Johnson, 2400 Tracey Boss, 2502 Minica Gonzales, 3118-20 John Brown, 3151 Eddie Torres, 3167 Venus Curiel, 3511 Mark C Jackson Jr, AA4315D Melina Barajas.

Uhaul Stg Gatorland-14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 09/09/15: 269 Juan Olavarria, 359 Mariah Vargas, 531 Eric Ferguson,568 & 570 Manuel Athayde, 774 Carol Forsythe, 808 Ana Mendoza, 845 Terrence Greene.

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Early Childhood Development Staff | YMCA of Central Florida @ Walt Disney World YMCA of Central Florida 6118981

Front Office Supervisor - Brevard (Rockledge, FL) IMPOWER (Intervention Services, Inc) 6113666

Sales Coordinator B Resort located in the Walt Disney World Resort 6118982

Warehouse Manager Pro Image Solutions 6105247

Maintenance & Repair Technician - Commercial Facilities Landmark Contracting 6118979

Electrician / Electrician Helper / Journeyman Terry’s Electric Inc. 6113664

Human Resources Manager - Part Time Jeremiah’s Italian Ice 6118977

Support Aide IV-Counselor/Social Worker Volunteers of America of Florida 6113660

Community Specialist SSVF Volunteers of America of Florida 6113661

Teller - Fort Pierce Harbor Community Bank 6113371

IT Help Desk Tourico Holidays Inc. 6118698

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Guest Service Agent Drury Hotels 6118760

Public Relations Manager Give Kids The World 6113166

Licensed Health and Life Insurance Agent A&B Insurance and Financial 6099544

System Administrator My Florida Regional MLS 6113163

RN Clinical Education Specialist (Prescott, AZ) Yavapai Regional Medical Center 6113134

Pool Restaurant Supervisor-Sand Bar-The Gaylord Palms Resort & Convention Center Marriott International 6118752

Classroom Teacher: Grade 2 Trinity Lutheran Church & School 6113364

Pediatric Nurses - Hemodialysis Mobil Dialysis 6118750

HR Generalist Kimley-Horn and Associates 6113046

Parking Attendant Airports Worldwide 6111738

General Labor Positions - Manufacturing Benada Aluminum Products, LLC 6104049

Maintenance Project Manager National Airlines 6118538

Multi-Media Account Executive Orlando Weekly 6111726

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