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Growling about panthers Florida’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC), for better or worse, is probably correct in their appraisal of the current and future potential for this species (“Florida’s Fish and Wildlife Commission says it’s time to give up on expanding Florida panther population,” Aug. 5). Social carrying capacity looks to be becoming the determining factor in management as related to public safety, ranched economic impacts, public acceptance of risks and many other difficult factors the state must consider.

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This board should be exposed for the farce it is and disbanded in the name of decency. Just another disgusting reminder of the rampant immorality and corruption of Gov. Rick Scott and Florida government. Every one of those people should be ashamed to look in the mirror, let alone appear in public. Greedy scumbags, one and all.

And don’t give me that “public safety” BS. These animals have never proven a threat to humans. In fact, the whole issue here is that this board cannot prove there are enough of them left to take them off the endangered list.

If anything, public safety is less of a concern given their dwindling numbers.

Of course, I’m sure this board of scumbags will soon try to fudge the numbers to get their way. Honesty is obviously not a concern in their worthless lives.

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What do you expect when the leadership of FWC and the Florida DEP is stacked not with biologists and conservationists, but with developers and ranchers? Their decision has nothing to do with the biology of the panthers or the ecological realities of their spatial needs, and everything to do with the fact that panther protections have hampered their interests in further development and land use.

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Sean Cononie (left) with a resident of his “resort” for the homeless

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for the next 30 years. Equal parts abrasive and loving, Cononie did for many years what other shelters in South Florida could not – like take in, sometimes for free, people who are too old or too poor, chronically homeless, people with mental disabilities, those who have been kicked out of other shelters or who have addiction problems.

The shelter he ran in Hollywood, Cononie says, was self-sufficient and used zero tax dollars. It paid its bills by having homeless people sell Cononie’s newspaper, The Homeless Voice, on street corners.

Hollywood wanted Cononie out ever since he converted a former nudist hotel into a homeless shelter in 2002, and the city unsuccessfully sued him in an effort to shut the shelter down. He settled with the city this year and bought the 125-room Stay Plus Inn, located in unincorporated Polk County, because he liked the facility and the $2 million price tag. He calls his hotel a “homeless resort” and provides low-income housing, ranging from free to $24 per day, to his guests.

But since he’s gotten here, there have been various issues with Polk County officials, issues that seemed to have started before he even arrived.

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Horstman says she can’t confirm or deny if there’s an investigation into the inn.

The situation took a further turn on June 26, when someone filed an anonymous complaint with the Agency for Health Care Administration.

“During a follow-up visit at the unlicensed facility, state Department of Children and Families staff were informed that untrained staff members of the Stay Plus Motel/Homeless Shelter/Extended Living Facility were providing care for at least four other residents who were unable to take care of themselves,” the complaint says. “This care included: passing medications, insulin injections, bathing, transfers, as well as management of meals, finances and health care.”

AHCA sent Cononie a letter on Aug. 4 telling him the agency determined he was operating an unlicensed assisted living facility and the penalties could include a $1,000 fine for each day he provides care for residents, or a possible injunction to restrain him. Cononie’s lawyer, John David, sent the agency a response stating that the guests retain and pay for their personal caretakers themselves, something that doesn’t need a license.

AHCA press secretary Shelisha Coleman says that providing one or more personalcare services, such as the administration of medication on a 24-hour basis, classifies Cononie’s hotel as an assisted living facility.

Cononie says agency investigators told him, among other things, that he could not give residents an aspirin, change someone’s sheets if they urinate in bed or allow residents to have their blood pressure checked. He also says that by the same standards, homeless shelters that control their residents’ medication would also be classified as assisted living facilities.

“You start to question yourself,” Cononie says. “You start asking yourself if you’re doing anything right when you’re getting this type of heat from everybody. ... I just want to do my job.”

Donald Whitehead, director of men’s services at the Coalition for the Homeless of Central Florida, says he has known Cononie for almost 15 years.

“I think he’s one of the most caring advocates I’ve ever known,” he says. “The reason I say that is because he’s willing to work with people who don’t fit into the norm, people with more severe issues than your general homeless population.

He’s a person always willing to have compassion for those hardest to serve.”

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ean Cononie is dozing off mid-sentence again.

The founder of the COSAC Foundation, which offers services to homeless individuals, has gotten about two to three hours of sleep each night for weeks after moving to the outskirts of Haines City, a municipality in Polk County about 40 miles from Orlando. He makes an honest attempt each night to get some rest, but sooner or later his cellphone pings or someone wakes him up to handle an issue that has arisen for the homeless people who live at his Stay Plus Inn on U.S. Highway 27.

The 51-year-old runs on cigarettes and Nestea iced teas as he deals with minor matters, like a disabled resident not charging his electric wheelchair, to major ones, like the relationship between his “homeless resort” and local officials. Toward the end of the day, he’s exhausted, but he wouldn’t change a thing.

“At least 10 times a day my staff and I will look at each other in awe, thinking, why are we doing this?” he says. “This is where I’m supposed to be.”

Cononie moved to Polk County in April, bringing with him 112 homeless people from Hollywood after the South Florida city paid him $4.8 million to leave town.

It purchased the homeless shelter he was running there, much to the city’s consternation, and banned him from moving back

after he arrived, but then his residents told him Polk County Sheriff’s Office deputies were stopping them, asking them how much they paid to Cononie from their incomes.

“Before we got here, they were already claiming we were doing human trafficking,” he says. “I thought that this being a very Christian county and Sheriff Grady Judd being a Christian, they would be a little more welcoming.”

On May 1, Cononie says a resident at the inn called for an ambulance that arrived quickly, but when he called one a little while later for a resident who was in his office having a hard time breathing, a Haines City ambulance arrived and sat in his parking lot for more than 30 minutes.

Both Haines City Manager Jonathan Evans and the city’s public safety director, Rick Sloan, say the ambulance was told by the county dispatching services not to enter the building. Carrie Eleazer Horstman, spokeswoman for the Polk County Sheriff’s Office, said the ambulance was staged nearby in the parking lot for 37 minutes because they were waiting to be cleared to go in by dispatch. The call taker, she says, heard someone was causing a disturbance, creating a dangerous situation.

Since Cononie moved to the area, Sloan says there have been 102 calls to the property, including 67 calls for service and 35 calls for emergency services.

In late July, the local newspaper, The Ledger, published a piece in which it reported that a former resident family of the homeless resort said Cononie was taking advantage of them by using their Social Security income and food stamps to pay for his services. (This reporter used to work for Ledger Media Group, which owns both The Ledger and the Winter Haven News Chief.) Local homeless organizations like the Homeless Coalition of Polk County and Tri-County Human Services told the paper they would not send people to Cononie until they figured out what he was doing.

Cononie says it’s a common practice for shelters to ask people to pay a program fee, and Jacque Henderson, a director of Tri-County Human Services who was quoted in the original story, says pretty much every shelter or assisted living facility in the county collects some type of income from their clients.

Henderson and Dr. Tony Fusaro, executive director of the Talbot House Ministries in Lakeland, both said the Polk County Sheriff ’s Office told homeless organizations during a meeting that it was “investigating” Cononie, though so far, no criminal charges have been filed.

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into housing, rather than transitional services, which is exactly what Cononie is doing.

“Polk County should be finding ways to assist Sean because he’s a valuable resource to the community and in the long run will save them money,” he says. “It’s more of a not-in-my-backyard issue. People don’t want to take care of the homeless and would rather criminalize them.”

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yndi Malvita likes to call the homeless resort a “hotel for hope,” she says.

Malvita, who also runs an organization called Charlie’s Angel Outreach in Palm Beach County, works with Cononie day and night helping residents with their issues. Last Monday, she was trying to get school supplies and backpacks for the 33 children who live at the inn.

The kids and their parents have bonded with the older residents, Cononie says, forming a tight-knit community in the short time they’ve lived together. “It’s so cute,” he says, “because you see the older people giving the kids advice, like ‘Don’t lay in that puddle because you could get ringworm,’ or ‘Go inside, there’s a lightning storm.’”

Each room has two beds, a TV and a

bathroom. It may not be much, but it represents dignity to many of the residents.

Jeffrey Cohen shares one of those rooms with John Gilbert. Both of them are disabled. Cohen says he got here in May and likes it so far, but now that the state has stepped in, both of them are at a standstill with their care.

“I don’t want to go to a nursing home,” Cohen says. “I don’t want to go to an assisted living facility. I found this place, and everything was going positive, but now it’s negative.”

At the peak of his frustration, Cononie puts out his cigarette and steps outside his office. A few feet away, the kids at the homeless resort have taken over the pool, swimming, playing and just being children. An ice cream truck pulls around the corner, and they scramble, wet feet slapping the pavement to reach the truck.

Their parents and the other adults who are sitting on their porches come to the ice cream truck and get in line.

One small boy looks at the line and whispers to Cononie, “But we don’t have any money for ice cream.”

Cononie leads him to the truck and takes out his wallet.

“Don’t worry,” he says. “I do.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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t is never clear what hurdles you’ll have to clear when you’re working as a journalist. Once, while investigating the case of an escaped peacock that met its untimely end in a Burger King parking lot on Staten Island, the restaurant’s on-duty cashier refused to speak to me until I provided credentials. Other times, interview subjects have asked me for “dank weed” or, failing that, cash. To gain access to what some might call Central Florida’s most celebrated abandoned property (non-Disney division), Howey-in-the-Hills’ Howey Mansion, I figured I’d at least have to show up somewhere in a tie with my hair combed. All it took was a friendly Facebook message to the William J. Howey Mansion Community Restoration Project. The nonprofit organization is headed by Florida real estate agent and appointed mansion caretaker Jacklyn Cheatham.

The mansion, a 20-room behemoth that’s been vacant and deteriorating for years, was once the home of a wealthy citrus magnate, William J. Howey, who lived in it until he died in 1938. His wife, Mary Grace Hastings, remained in the house until her death in 1981 – from there, the mansion’s story is a familiar tale: Somebody buys it, runs out of money, makes some poor financial decisions, the house falls into disrepair and eventually goes into foreclosure. For many houses, that would be the end – developers would purchase the property, tear it down and build anew. But Cheatham doesn’t want to let that happen to this unique property. And after years of legal battles, it’s looking like her dream to save the house may come true.

“I’m a little nervous about this,” says Cheatham, who dreams of restoring the stately house in an area that Howey liked to call “the Alps” of Florida. “But it’s time the story of this house was told in full.”

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few years after Mary Grace Hastings’ death, the Howey Mansion went up for sale. It was purchased in 1984 by Marvel Zona and her husband, Jack, for $400,000. In the late 1990s, after they’d owned the house for roughly a decade, Jack’s health began to fail. Marvel took out a reverse mortgage on the property for $347,126, which was supposed to offer her some income on the house for the rest of her life. Jack died in 2000, and a year later, Marvel opened the property for public tours, according to a 2001 announcement in the Orlando Sentinel. By 2003, Zona, who was in over her head on the mansion’s upkeep, considered transforming the home into a permanent public museum and tried to get the county to buy it. The Sentinel reported that Lake County officials thought the house was “beautiful but a money pit,” and they balked at taking any responsibility for the property. It would be far too costly to maintain – estimates for repairs on the house were at $1 million to $2 million at the time – and because the home was listed on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places, it was not eligible for state historic preservation emergency funding.

Marvel sold a portion of the land that went with the house to developers. Then, in 2005, she got a knock on the door.

A man told her that if she took out a $1.2 million adjustable rate mortgage on the house, using another mansion she owned in North Carolina as leverage, she could use it to pay off the reverse mortgage she had on the Howey mansion. The theory was that this would eventually

make the mansion easier to sell. It didn’t work. The starting monthly interest rate of 1.25 percent on the new mortgage soon rose to nearly 10 percent, and payments were three times what Marvel earned per month. By 2008, she lost her North Carolina house, and by 2009, she was living in a Leesburg nursing home. An estate sale was held at the Howey Mansion in 2010 to defray the costs of her care.

County investigators said she was the victim of a fraudulent deal, but Marvel – who died on July 13 of this year – refused to press charges against the individuals who talked her into this quagmire.

Cheatham got involved in the situation through her ex-husband, who was part of Marvel’s legal team. The William J. Howey Mansion Community Restoration Project was formed to help find a way to save the house, and after years of litigious spiderwebbing, Cheatham says, it is believed the case with the current lienholders will be resolved in the next three to six months.

Cheatham, who has worked on restoring several old homes, is hoping that negotiations with the mortgage company will result in a lower mortgage payoff that will make it possible for the organization to purchase the house, restore it and open it to the public – a long-term goal she and Marvel agreed was best for the property.

Just as Marvel did in the 1980s, when she and her husband first viewed the stately old place, Cheatham fell for the mansion.

“When my ex-husband first started telling me I had to see the Howey Mansion, I was reluctant,” she says. “Like, ‘Oh, not

attack in 1938, leaving Hastings to live in the home until her death, too. The pair is interred, along with one daughter, Lois Valerie (whose life was tragically cut short at 16 in a 1941 auto accident), in a mausoleum on the Howey Mansion grounds. Howey’s other daughter, Mary Grace Howey Smith, passed away in 2007 and is buried in Mount Dora. The piece of land containing the Howey crypt, separated by part of the main driveway, was sold off by a cash-strapped Marvel Zona years ago. Cheatham hopes to purchase it back and reunite the Howeys with their family home.

“I’d like to put an amphitheater there,” Cheatham says, motioning to an open field that rests to the north of the Howeys’ tomb. She envisions turning the mansion into something not unlike Bok Tower Gardens in Lake Wales – incidentally, William Howey once owned the land where that tower now sits.

“It’s crazy,” Cheatham tells me. “I was thinking of what I could do with this place, and I just happened to look at a brochure for Bok. I saw this picture of lush gardens and exactly the kind of environment I could see the Howey Mansion being … and then I find out that Howey lived at Bok. So there was that connection.

It was weird, but good weird.”

another house. And it’s out in the middle of nowhere’ … but when I came out here for the first time, I fell in love.”

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native of Odin, Illinois, William John Howey drifted before entering the real estate game in 1900 at the age of 24. Howey worked in Oklahoma to secure land for the nation’s growing railroads, then a few years later, he saw dollar signs in pineapples and invested in a tract of land in Mexico for a plantation.

The Mexican Civil War was just beginning to rumble, so Howey’s pineapple dreams turned irreversibly sour.

He then brought his act to the then undeveloped wilds of Central Florida, where he bought land parcels in Lake County for orange groves. Once his tracts were fruitful, Howey flipped the groves to purchasers for several times his buying price. It didn’t take long for Howey to earn the title of citrus demi-god. By 1916 he owned 60,000 acres in Lake County, with which he founded his own town, Howey-in-the-Hills. The area was officially incorporated in 1925, the same year Howey constructed his mansion near the town’s northern border (on, of course, Citrus Avenue).

Howey resided in the 8,800-squarefoot Mediterranean-style mansion with his wife and two daughters. His interests soon turned from oranges to politics.

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shape, its interior perhaps resembling that of the Titanic ballroom after the ship sank. But the rooms, though barren of furniture, are in fantastic shape, and apparently aren’t much messier than when Cheatham first entered them.

When you step inside the front doors of the mansion, sunlight pours through the purple stained glass, bathing you in lavender, a soft glow you can see from several rooms away. It’s warm and inviting, and Cheatham jokes that this foyer is actually a time machine. In a way, she’s right. There’s no mistaking that you are stepping into another era when you enter the Howey Mansion.

And that brings us to one of the finer points of contention regarding the restoration of this space: The house has not been modernized, and it’s going to cost a lot of money to retrofit the home with central air. Experts say that project alone could cost more than a million dollars.

Upstairs, in the master bedroom,

there’s a small safe embedded in a wall to the right of a low-lying bed. At first it isn’t clear why the drywall surrounding the safe is damaged – the entire left side has been gutted, exposing the pallid grey belly of the home’s exterior. Cheatham says she has visited the house occasionally and found an array of tools lying on the bed – area thieves are aware of the safe and have occasionally broken in to try their luck. So far, no one’s been successful at cracking it, not even Cheatham.

She isn’t sure what it holds.

More evidence of intruders appears behind many of the vintage framed photos that hang on the mansion’s walls.

Turn the frames around and you’ll see slits running along the back of the images. People used to hide money and deeds in their picture frames, just like in the movies, Cheatham points out.

In the backyard, which separates the mansion from its coach house, there’s a serene, circular lily pad-laden pond with a statue of a youthful maiden in its center.

“When I first came here, this entire

pond was covered in overgrowth,” Cheatham says. “We had no idea that statue was even there.”

Tucked under the main staircase is William Howey’s library, a cozy room of curved bookshelves punctuated by a center desk that faces the doorway. On said desk, there’s a pile of untouched books, including Florida Scott-Maxwell’s gender exploration Women and Sometimes Men and a collection of essays on racial identity curated by Gerald Early titled Lure and Loathing. For the briefest moment I consider the spirits that allegedly haunt this space. Cheatham believes if there is, in fact, a paranormal force at hand, it is generally positive.

I think she’s right. No ghost would stack books like this.

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hough the Howey Mansion has been inaccessible to the general public for more than a decade, interest in the property is far from fading.

In fact, Cheatham describes the curiosity about the house as “overwhelming.”

Photographers are constantly in touch,

regarding the various kinds of shoots they’d like to do on the property. A local filmmaker has opened discussion with her about making a steampunk movie at the house. Every day someone seems to be staring in from the massive front iron gates, lamenting the numerous No Tresspassing signs. They’ve come from as far away as Switzerland, she says, just to gawk at Howey’s mansion.

And even after the legal mess entangling the house is sorted out, hopefully soon, and Cheatham is able to purchase the property, she says it will be years before it can become the next Bok Tower Gardens – after the first round of legal wrangling is done, she’s going to have a whole new legal battle with zoning commissions and the county. And then there’s the long-overdue restoration work that needs to be completed.

“It’s not so much about restoration, though, as it is preservation,” Cheatham says. “The house is in great shape.

We can’t let it fall behind. It’s such an important part of this area’s history.” feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Get up, stand up A burgeoning young scene proves comedy in Orlando is no joke

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rlando’s a funny place to be a comedian. Though the tourist entertainment capital of the world has a history of hosting big-name and mainstream commercial comics for large audiences, there never appeared to be much of an independent comedy scene Clayton Anderson, who’s entering his in Orlando, save for a smattering of open ninth year as a local comedian, says, “Other mic nights. But two years ago the fledgling comics look at Orlando as a comedy city scene took off, thanks to a new class of where, when I started, it wasn’t even a local comics. blip on the radar.”

Now comedy showcases When Anderson got his first and open mics at bars and laugh, there were only a few coffee houses are hapstages in Orlando where pening every night of up-and-coming comics the week throughout could have an audience.

Central Florida. Plus, the Open mic nights at Orlando Indie Comedy Austin’s Coffee and Fest (launched last year) guest slots at clubs like attracts some of the best the Improv were about all names in independent Orlando had to offer newcomedy from across the bies, though many rooms, Matt Gersting country to the area, helping to including the now-defunct put Orlando’s comic community Taste Restaurant in College Park, on national radar. came and went.

“Our scene is still a toddler compared The path to comedic success in Orlando to places like Chicago, New York, L.A. and almost always starts at an open mic. But even Austin,” says local comic Tom Feeney, back then, there were very few opportuniwho recently completed a multi-state tour ties to progress beyond that. With enough with fellow local comedian Nick Pupo. material and experience, comics could get “Touring comics remember which cities to a point when they could start performing are fun and treat them well. I got to see weekend showcases for Bonkerz, a comedy examples of all kinds of comedy scenes club franchise headquartered in Orlando, during the tour. And I’m hearing from or the Improv, where local comedians other comedians that Orlando is becoming could serve as hosts or perform guest sets. known as a comedy culture that takes care Both were unpaid gigs. The few that were of comics.” good enough could graduate to feature sets,

comedians. “There’s a charm to the space which were paid. It was a long process.

“The thing with Orlando,” says comic that makes it feel like a real room for comMatt Gersting, “is the only places in town edy,” Gersting says. “Comics who come into who provided that flow or process tended town to perform there say it feels like a to cater to a very specific kind of audience – New York room.” tourists and families.”

That meant comedians needed to have a broad range of material in order to do well there. Only well-polished comics who generally played it safe with their jokes tended to get booked, Gersting says, which excluded a lot of local talent.

“There wasn’t really any sort of mechanism to develop from open mic to be Since then, Gersting says Orlando has featured,” he says. “There wasn’t a place experienced a comedy boom, ushering in to go to do a 15- or 20-minute set, and it’s a new class of comics that have taken what a huge leap from doing five minutes at an started with Shit Sandwich and turned it open mic to 20 in front of people from into something more. out of town paying to laugh.”

“It’s not an insignificant So in 2012, Gersting decided amount of people doing cometo put together a showcase of dy in Orlando,” Gersting says. hand-selected comics from “There’s a lot of different the area. He called it Shit people with various styles Sandwich. and experience levels.”

“It was the first curated There are close to a showcase in town,” he says. hundred people who “The idea was to give audiregularly perform comences a reliably funny show edy in Orlando, including Joe Chlapowski and also give comics a space club comics as well as indie to do significantly longer blocks comics and improvisers who of time, in order to get their chops perform at SAK Comedy Lab. SAK, ready for actual club work.”

Orlando’s long-running improv theater and Still ongoing, Shit Sandwich happens company, features nightly performances of every first and third Saturday of the month professional and student improv actors at at the Bull and Bush in the Milk District. its downtown space. It’s also one of the largThe hole-in-the-wall pub has since become a local hang for Orlando’s independent CONTINUED ON PaGe 14

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fest. “They already had the audience and in Orlando.”

Having experienced sold-out were already supporting the comedy scene. est improv training centers in the U.S. and Some became sponsors. They were all on shows in packed rooms, the participating comics spread has been churning out comedic actors, writ- board.”

Venues included the Geek Easy, Spacebar, the word that Orlando is legit. ers and producers, including Wayne Brady, Aaron Shure and Paula Pell (screenwriter of Will’s Pub and Bart, among several others. “We’ve had paid comics who the upcoming Tina Fey-Amy Poehler movie But the group credits their success to a don’t need to come to Orlando decision they made early on – they submit demos for this year’s fesSisters), since 1991. weren’t doing it for the money. tival,” Feeney says. “They want “The funny thing about “We wanted to create to play here because they’ve Orlando,” says local comic something of lasting heard such good things.”

Marie George, who “We had to use the word ‘indie’ value that would co-hosts a comedy contribute to more in the festival name to make sure showcase with felthan just the city’s people knew it wasn’t about all that low comics Joe culture but to tourist BS,” Pupo says. “People from Chlapowski and a worthwhile out of town usually think Orlando is a Tom Feeney, “is charity,” says dead, post-apocalyptic city, but we were that it always Dave Plotkin, able to prove that there are really good comstarts from a one of the fest’s ics beyond the [big] clubs.” defensive posiThis year’s Indie Comedy Fest takes place organizers and tion. Whenever the only non- Oct. 1-4 at various Orlando locations. The we talk about comedian of the organization is applying for 501(c)(3) status Orlando, it always group. “We wanted to better serve its charitable partner and has starts with a ‘yes, to make money off expanded to feature two national headlinbut ….’” of comedy that would ers, Eddie Pepitone and Sean Patton.

For George, Like last year, the festival will feature build the scene, support Chlapowski and Feeney, Marie George working comics and fund a different varieties of comedy showcasthough, comedy in Orlando es, including something called Late Late beneficiary.” is a “yes, and.” They took The fest partnered with the Breakfast, which originated in Chicago.

Gersting’s idea of regular showcases and ran with it on Wednesday nights at National Alliance on Mental Illness, ulti- It will feature free pancakes along with nearby Spacebar. Soon, there was a comedy mately presenting the organization with a themed open mic slots at Will’s Pub during night at Drunken Monkey around the cor- check for $3,800 during last year’s headlin- the Sunday morning of the festival. Feeney says they’re trying to incorporate more ner, started by comedian Ross Martin (who ing Kyle Kinane set at Will’s Pub. But perhaps the element that contributed theme shows to give the regulars a break recently moved to New York).

“With three shows in the Milk District most to the success of the fest, in the eyes from the standard.

“This fest is helping to transform Orlando with different audiences, full crowds and of the comedians, was Gersting’s computer into a comedy destination – an eclectic vibes, we have our own comedy algorithm. It evenly distributed incubator for national and comics into performance slots strip,” Feeney says. local comics,” Plotkin says.

Chlapowski thinks that if comedy shows that allowed them the “Like most cool things in are booked by comedians, they’re going to maximum amount of Orlando, comedy here be a fair and fun experience for everyone exposure. has a low barrier to “We had 16 different involved. “We’re able to bring in different entry. If you want to kinds of headliners who bring out a broader shows and roughly 50 try it, you can. There comics, most from range of comedy fans.” are places for you to out of town,” he play and perform and says. “Comics were people who can help traveling significant you become a better distances to be here at comic. What we’re their own cost, so we building is helping us wanted them all to have join the ranks of comedy an equally awesome expeDave Plotkin cities like Austin or Chicago.”

Last year, Feeney got the idea to put rience.” Gersting devised a The funny part is, as much on a comedy festival in order to raise the plan to give each comic a total of as these comedians dream of one day city’s comedic profile. He joined up with three slots at different venues at difPupo (who currently has a recurring role ferent times of day. “No comic really wants escaping Orlando and making it big, they on AMC’s Halt and Catch Fire) and brought to open the show,” he says. “They want the are helping to turn the city into a place you the idea to Gersting. They started planning room to be warmed up. I wanted to make don’t have to leave in order to succeed.

“The idea is that you can move to New in March 2014, and launched the Orlando sure that everybody had an equitable experience. With my system, everyone got to York to be a professional comic – but now Indie Comedy Fest last September.

“We made sure to have the shows at perform as an opener, in the middle of the you don’t have to,” George says. “You can start here. Build your talents and followthe festival at the same venues that were show and as one of the closers.”

“Visiting comics stayed with local com- ing here and, eventually, make it here. hosting open mics and showcases already,” says Doug McPherson, a fellow comic and ics,” George says. “It felt like camp. They Mainstream commercial success doesn’t Full Sail University entertainment business were saying they never had such great have to be the pinnacle of your career.” graduate who helped the team pull off the accommodations on the road like they had arts@orlandoweekly.com

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open Mic nights: • Austin’s Coffee, 9 p.m. Sunday • The Other Bar, 9 p.m. Monday • The Brewery Barrel Bar, 9 p.m. Tuesday • Jack’s Pub and Grub, 9 p.m.

Tuesday and Thursday • Paddy’s of Winter Park, 9 p.m.

Wednesday • The Geek Easy, 8 p.m. first Wednesday of the month • Natura Coffee and Tea, 8 p.m. Thursday • Red Lion Pub, 9 p.m. Friday once or twice per month • Drunken Monkey, 8:30 p.m. Saturday • Copper Rocket, 8:30 p.m. Sunday

Showcases: • Spacebar, 10 p.m. Wednesday • Drunken Monkey, 8:30 p.m. Friday • Sleuth’s Mystery Dinner Shows, 10 p.m. Saturday • Shit Sandwich at Bull and Bush, 8:30 first and third Saturday of the month • Copper Rocket, 9 p.m. Sunday • The Quarterly at Will’s Pub, four times per year • Orlando Indie Comedy Fest, Oct. 1-4, 2015

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It’s time for Big Fun with Gen Y’s production of Heathers: The Musical at the Dr. Phil Remember last week, when I applauded two theater productions for deconstructing and reassembling beloved icons on stage? Sometimes my words come back to bite me, because this week I watched that very thing happen to one of my personal favorites. From my first viewing in 1989, I was enthralled by director Michael Lehmann’s Heathers; in a sea of John Hughes teen comedies, only Heathers, with its surreal mix of social commentary and vicious violence, correctly captured the cruelty of my high school experience.

So I was sorry to miss the brief off-Broadway run of Heathers: The Musical, and psyched to hear that Aaron Safer’s Gen Y Productions – producer of Cabaret and The Flick – was bringing its regional premiere to the Dr. Phillips Center’s Alexis and Jim Pugh Theater.

Roughly replicating the beats of Daniel Waters’ original screenplay, Heathers: The Musical follows senior Veronica Sawyer’s (Nicole Visco) transformation from member of Westerberg High’s coolest clique to budding serial killer, as she bumps off her best frenemy, Heather Chandler (Lindsey Wells) and a couple of rape-happy jocks (David Kotary, Kyle Wait) at the urging

of her unstable boyfriend, J.D. (Thomas Sanders). When the suicides they stage bring out the worst in the surviving Heathers (Jillian Gizzi, Caroline Drage) and the town’s clueless adults (Alexander Mrazek, Jessica Hoehn, Shawn Walsh), Veronica is torn between abandoning violence, or going along with J.D.’s explosive solution.

From the opening moments, it’s clear that director Kenny Howard and his Orlando-based cast and crew have done a brilliant job making the material as colorful and dynamic as possible. Tom Mangieri’s multi-level set, backed by lighting designer Amy Hadley’s super-saturated cyclorama, is part prismatic crystal cathedral, part playground jungle gym. Music director John DeHaas’ pit band sounds far fuller than its size would suggest without overwhelming the lyrics, and Blue Star’s MTV-inspired choreography cleverly lets actors not hired for their dancing chops look credible. Particular applause goes to costumer Kyla Swanberg, who perfectly re-created the feel of Rudy Dillon’s iconic late-’80s designs, while subtly adapting and updating the looks for the stage. (Look for an in-depth interview with Swanberg in an upcoming column.) Most importantly, Howard’s staging never allows the action lag, smoothly dovetailing scenes for a cinematic flow from start to finish.

As Veronica, Visco is every bit as captivating to watch as the young Winona

Ryder was, but brings an energy all her own to the role; her Veronica is more upbeat and assertive, and much less of a gloomy proto-goth. Wells is a dead ringer for Kim Walker as the head Heather, and has her walk and posture down pat – not to mention her vicious way with verbal barbs.

Gizzi’s Heather McNamara is a delightfully ditzy deer-in-headlights with a deceptively deep character arc, and if Drage doesn’t approach Shannen Doherty’s balance of beauty and bitchy … well, who could?

The best surprise is Ally Gursky’s scenestealing portrayal of Veronica’s unpopular classmate Martha (actually an amalgamation of two characters from the film), who serves as the show’s only completely likable character.

The weak link in the cast is Thomas Sanders as J.D.; though he has a strong singing voice, he never approaches the necessary air of cool mystery, seeming instead like a smarmy stalker from the start. As a result, he generates zero chemistry with Visco, and as the show progresses his epic eyebrow overacting becomes actively distracting – quite an achievement in a role originated by Christian Slater imitating Jack Nicholson.

Putting the mostly marvelous production aside, we’re sadly left with the script.

Writers Laurence O’Keefe (Bat Boy: The Musical) and Kevin Murphy (Reefer Madness) have crafted a solid synth-rock score that ranges from goofy gospel (“My Dead Gay Son”) and bawdy burlesque (“Blue Balls”) to an insanely catchy power ballad (“Seventeen”) with witty lyrics that rhyme “Huns invading Rome” with “Thunderdome.”

Unfortunately, the script tugs at plot threads from the film – which was Kubrickian in its careful construction – and carelessly reassembles them with knotty results. Every story must change when transitioning between mediums, but reducing and removing Veronica’s responsibility for the murders (as the play’s revisions do) seriously damages her character development. Sharp edges have been dulled down throughout; even that show-stopping “I Love My Dead Gay Son” number takes a moment of pitch-black parody and amplifies it into outrageous camp, running roughshod over the crucial response (“Wonder how he’d react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse?”) that is supposed to be the punchline.

Though superficially small, taken all together the modifications brighten and simplify the tale’s tone to the point of undermining its intent, leaving a gorgeous but hollow shell. If you aren’t already a huge Heathers fan, you’ll find this musical fully entertaining, but your enjoyment may be inversely proportional to your familiarity with the film. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Chef Marc Kusche of Hamilton’s Kitchen at the Alfond Inn will cook a multi-course dinner at the James Beard House in Greenwich Village Oct. 23. The theme is “Florida Farmhouse Flavor,” with Kusche presenting such dishes as short rib pralines, shrimp and grits, slow-braised lamb neck, and olive oil-poached red snapper. Cost is $130 for JBF members and $170 for the public. Closer to home, Kusche plans a new chef’s table at Hamilton’s Kitchen that will seat up to 10 diners.

There’s a new player in Orlando’s fooddelivery game – in addition to ever-growing Doorstep Delivery and Yelp’s new Eat24, now you can order from local restos that don’t deliver using OrderUp. Dandelion Communitea Cafe, Mamak Asian Street Food and Chipotle are among the choices (Mamak is exclusive to OrderUp).

Cupcake goddess Hollis Wilder (of Sweet!

By Holly fame) takes over the Yum Yum Cupcake Truck, which hasn’t rolled since Joey and Alex sold up and moved to Philly.

Wilder will rebrand the vintage silver wagon as Sweet Wheels.

Don’t blame Canada

On Aug. 29, Cress Restaurant in DeLand debuts its new concept, comprising threeand five-course tasting menus fashioned from seasonally driven ingredients. Cress will be closed Mondays-Wednesdays, but will begin Sunday brunch service Sept. 6.

The better burger movement gets the Canadian treatment

By FAiyAz KARA UnIon BUrGer 9680 Narcoossee Road | 407-745-4510 | ubburger.com | $

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fter opening its first U.S. location in Clearwater back in 2012, Canada’s Union Burger has steadily expanded into the United States, opening its second location here in Orlando in … uhh, well, this year. OK, so their ideas of Hamburger Manifest Destiny have hit a snag with economic downturns, fluctuations in foreign currency and the poutine trend becoming passé, but the residents of Lake Nona seemed quite content to have UB in their neighborhood on the Saturday night I visited – families, especially. The burger joint is brought to you by the Obsidian Group, the same folks who operate another north-ofthe-border outfit – Coffee Culture – which opened in the North Quarter earlier this year. The Canadian Chain Invasion (Yogen Früz, Paramount Fine Foods … Smoke’s Poutinerie, perhaps?) is upon us, people!

Now, allow me to set my patriotic mapleleaf leanings aside for a moment and say this: Union Burger should be ashamed of the traditional poutine ($5.99) they serve to the hardworking Americans of Lake Nona. The fries were dry and lifeless, and

when I asked if cheese curds were used in this “traditional” poutine, the friendly girl behind the counter proudly declared, “Oh no, it’s just chopped-up mozzarella.” Great Prime Minister’s ghost! Chopped-up mozzarella!?!? Where’s Dudley Do-Right when you need him?

If the dish did have a saving grace, it was the gravy (dark-brown and thick), which is also offered as a topping for burgers.

I didn’t have any slathered on my fuego burger ($7.99), though – the gravy wouldn’t have meshed well with the copious amount of goat cheese. Additional toppings of jalapeños, chipotle sauce and onion rings couldn’t really rescue this burger from its dry, overdone patty. Making your meal a combo for an extra $3.99 gets you an order of fries, onion rings (which we quite liked) or fried pickles along with a drink, bottled water or beer, which includes Cigar City Florida Cracker and Maduro ales. Quantum Leap wines ($6.99) and milkshakes ($3.99, classic; $4.99, premium) are offered for an upcharge ($3.99 extra for wine; $1.50 for milkshakes), but the latter caters very much to the sweet tooth in you.

The all-beef Angus hot dog ($4.99) was only slightly better than the conveniencestore variety. It, too, was overdone. Way

overdone, in fact, to the point where the wiener was charred black.

Continuing in a similar vein was the chicken club sandwich ($7.49) with smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo. It all held together nicely, but the chicken was as dry as Canadian wit. All of this aridity aside, the servers and staff were very helpful, well-meaning and polite … “Canadian,” you might even say. Another plus: the kids’ combo, which gets you a little burger, fries, drink and a cone for just $5.99.

The space, decked out in red, black and metallic fixtures, is laid out somewhat oddly. As you enter, you’ll walk right into a line of patrons queuing up at the counter, requiring you to negotiate sideways as you would on the way to an airline lavatory. A waist-high dividing wall with a TV on top bisects the room, marring the flow somewhat. I’m not sure of the design aspects and food quality of UB operations in Ontario, but in this foray south, something clearly got lost in translation.

Wine Barn has stopped serving its on-tap nitro coffee in favor of Barley Mow Maven Nitro Milk Stout, but if you can’t get enough of that carbonated caffeine, Blacksmith Brew Works offers it up at Fresh, the Thornton Park farmers market 5-9 p.m.

Wednesdays. oPenInGS Another Broken Egg Café opened on International Parkway in Lake Mary Monday, Aug. 17 … Cork & Fork, in the former Belle Isle Bayou space, had its soft opening Aug. 17 as well … Brianto’s Original Hoagies opens its second sub shop, this one in Waterford Lakes, later this month … French revolution: La Madeleine Country French Café moves into Florida Mall’s revamped food court, as well as taking over the former Mimi’s Cafe space near the Mall at Millenia … Osceola County will soon serve cheeseburgers in paradise when the Margaritaville Resort opens in 2017. Control the eye-rolls, folks.

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The Hideaway Address/phone/web: Outside drinking: Y

516 Virginia Drive, 407-898-5892, thehideawaybar.net

After work or after hours? Try all day.

Their breakfast sandwiches are worth an a.m. stop.

Get laid or just get drunk? Get drunk.

Really drunk. Then you might get laid.

Beer/wine or liquor too? Plenty of cheap options for whatever you’re drinking.

Check all that apply: wine list (5 choices or more) make ’em strong and keep ’em coming craft beer wide selection of bottles (more than 15) wide selection on tap (more than 15)

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

TVs? Y N What’s on? The Hideaway is painted up in Miami Dolphins colors for a reason – they’re a great sports bar with multiple TVs playing as many different games as possible.

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(And continual passive-aggressive Touchtunes wars over what’s being played on it.)

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Games? Check all that apply: pinball

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Some of the most glorious bar food in town; get the quesadilla if you’re bored of the burgers and wings (sacrilege!), it feeds an army.

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Essay question: Why I should drink here?

The Hideaway is open at 7 a.m. every day but Sunday (when they open at 9 a.m.), so it’s very aptly named any time you want to duck away. The bartenders have got your back day or night, making anybody feel welcome but sternly against any bullshit in the bar.

It’s a perfect place to catch a game, shoot pool, bury your face in a dark room with fried food, or post up on the patio and watch another day in the Ivanhood slip by.

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Mark’s Caribbean Cuisine UCF-area jerk joint isn’t in the tidiest of strip malls, but the Jamaican fare is neat-o.

Yes, the jerk chicken is top-notch, but the supremely tender oxtail stew is what regulars come back for. Plush cuts of goat in a heady curry gratify, as does traditional ackee and saltfish. Servers are friendly, but don’t expect to be wowed by the decor.

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Korea House The Colonial Drive outpost of Korea House is just as meat-centric as its Longwood counterpart. All-you-can-eat Korean barbecue is the clear choice for most patrons – given the quality of meat and the relatively low AYCE price, it’s easy to see why. Not up for barbecue? Stir-fries and soups, like mandu-guk with dumplings and rice cake in beef broth, will make happy fun dance in your tummy. 4501 Colonial Drive, 407-896-5994; $$

Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar Don’t let the casual decor fool you – there’s some worthy NOLA-inspired fare to be had here. The deep experience of the chefs clearly shows in plates of fried chicken, jumbo lump crab cakes, baked oysters and roasted duck hash. Do yourself a favor and order a side of stellar charred okra, then reward yourself with superlative endings of banana bread pudding and praline cheesecake. Open daily; Sunday brunch from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. 743 N. Magnolia Ave., 407-270-4740; $$

Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen Corrugated aluminum, reclaimed wood, Edison light bulbs – we’ve seen it all before, but it doesn’t come off kitschy here. Starters and mains cruise the modern Southern cuisine aisle (like pimiento cheese and pickled deviled eggs) – trendy foodie-bait for chefs, but executed well enough to please patrons too. Top-notch proteins like beautifully glazed short ribs and butter-topped rib-eye are marred only by sides that don’t measure up; desserts are great. 2603 Edgewater Drive, 407-930-6282; $$$ n

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an afternoon with will deVry & ryan Paevey The stars of General Hospital talk about the show and answer questions. Saturday, 2 p.m.; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $45; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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Opening this week American Ultra Do you realize it’s been a full five years since Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg appeared together in Adventureland? My stars and land o’goshen, how the time does fly. Now Stewart is the celebrity whose sexual orientation you care about even less than Rachel Dolezal’s, and Eisenberg is the guy you’re always going to mistakenly credit for being so good in Kick-Ass. Their hypothetically long-awaited reunion, American Ultra, casts Eisenberg as a suburban pothead whose pleasingly addled lifestyle is threatened when he learns he’s a top-secret government sleeper agent. Jesse Eisenberg as a trained killer? Yeah, that’s gotta be the most ridiculous idea Hollywood could come up with. (Seven months till we see his Lex Luthor!) (R) Hitman: Agent 47 The answer is “2015.” The question: “When will it be OK to start rebooting Timothy Olyphant movies from 2007?” Yep, it’s already the second time at the roundup for the gamer-spawned franchise about a genetically engineered death dealer with a barcode on his 24

neck. As Greg the Bunny once said of Jaws: The Revenge, “Michael Caine does not a Robert Shaw make,” but maybe Rupert Friend will do a better job of replicating the required Olyphanticide. Along for the ride is Zachary Quinto, who knows so much about making reboots work that it’s a running gag on The Big Bang Theory.

Speaking of which, isn’t that thing due for a reimagining right about now? (R) Sinister 2 The French want you to know that left-handed people still suck! OK, that’s not actually what this movie is about, but it’s still something to keep in mind. While you enjoy the convenience of your right-handed cupholder, you can take in the “?” of this sequel, in which an unsuspecting single mom moves into the house that gave Ethan Hawke so much trouble three years ago. The production notes make a big deal over the fact that young actors Dartanian Sloan and Robert Daniel Sloan, who play the heroine’s children, are actual twins in real life, which is a nice way of saying that nobody could afford much CGI and Armie Hammer was out of town. (R)

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Jiro Dreams of Sushi, David Gelb’s 2011 documentary about sushi sensei Jiro Ono, was a surprise hit, attracting not just foodies but a fairly wide audience – certainly wider than Gelb could have expected for a subtitled 81-minute doc. But the portrait of a Japanese workaholic struck a nerve with American audiences. “Jiro” has become shorthand for any kind of tunnel-vision perfectionist, and Jiro has been one of Netflix’s most popular documentaries since they started streaming it in August 2012.

But as we all know, Netflix giveth and Netflix taketh away, and last call for Jiro Dreams of Sushi is Sunday, Aug. 23. If you’re looking for an equally food-focused couchsurfing experience, your best bet might be one of the following series.

Gelb directed a feature-release thriller (The Lazarus Effect) after Jiro, but returned to the food world with the Netflix original series Chef’s Table. Maybe it would be more precise to say he’s returned to the food-psyche world; Jiro Dreams of Sushi was more about Ono’s perfectionism, warts and all, and Chef’s Table feels like a set of mini-Jiros.

The series travels to restaurants around the world to drill into the kitchen philosophies of six talented, and utterly single-minded, individuals. It’s a compelling look at extremely high-end restaurant dining of the sort few people ever experience; and watching these maniacs obsess – tweezering a micro-cilantro blossom onto a plate or slowly butter-poaching a weed they picked at dawn – see-saws between inspirational and hilarious. (Looking on as Magnus Nilsson of Sweden’s Fäviken painstakingly crafts “wild trout roe in a crust of dried pig’s blood” will make your jalapeño Cheetos taste all the better.)

Prerequisite for enjoyment: acceptance of cooking as an art. These chefs compare what they do to painting, opera, etc.; not just culinary skill and nutritional considerations, but psychology, environmental activism and personal self-worth go into each plate. Also: a big dose of crazy – almost all of these chefs acknowledge that “people get hurt” around them, which is ego-speak for an obsession that dwarfs other relationships. (Just ask Jiro Ono’s sons about that.) So, admire the artistry, but don’t put “professional chef” at the top of your OKCupid looking-for list.

Much looser and less conservative is The Mind of a Chef, an Anthony Bourdain-produced PBS series now in its third season. The episodes are shorter – fast-paced 23-minute snacks rather than Chef’s Table’s leisurely 40- to 60-minute exegeses – and the chefs actually get their hands dirty making food that the viewer might be able to re-create, or at least, learn new techniques they can bring into their own kitchen. (Fäviken’s Nilsson is also in this series, and he comes off a hell of a lot less tight-assed here.) If you think cooking and eating is less about tight perfectionism and more about fucking around and having maximum fun, binge on these one after another like chips. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

Counter-Strike: Global offensive Cologne 2015 Finals Experience the world’s largest CounterStrike tournament as eight of the world’s best teams go head-to-head.

Sunday, 1 p.m.; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com.

Cult Classics: Airplane!

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Tuesday, 9:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. the end of the tour The story of a five-day road trip interview between David Lipsky (Jesse Eisenberg) and David Foster Wallace (Jason Segel). Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-6290054; enzian.org.

Friday Cult Classics: Young Frankenstein Gene Wilder stars in Mel Brooks’ madcap love letter to classic horror movies. Friday, 7 p.m.; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. grease Sing-a-long Sing along with Rydell High’s suspiciously adult-looking teenagers. Wednesday, 2 p.m., 7 p.m.; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com. national Theatre live: A View from the Bridge Mark Strong in the

Young Vic’s production of A View from the Bridge – the Evening Standard, Guardian and Independent’s top theater pick of 2014.

Saturday, 11 a.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407629-0054; enzian.org. official Coca-Cola na lCS Viewing Party The final battle to determine which League of Legends team will earn a spot at the 2015 World Championship in Europe. Sunday, 4 p.m.; AMC Downtown Disney 24, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $15; fathomevents.com.

Peanut Butter Matinee: the Parent trap Two parents have twin girls and don’t tell either girl of the other twin’s existence for several years.

Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Thursday Vintage Favorites: Psycho The first American film to ever show a flushing toilet. Thursday, 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. wednesday night Pitcher Show: (500) Days of Summer Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel star in this examination of why a mutual love of the Smiths doesn’t make for a good relationship. Wednesday, 8 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

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transcendent tour eisenberg and segel have this summer’s best conversation By c a meron meier

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ummer was once the domain of family reunions, outdoor adventures and long, lazy conversations. Now it’s the season of the action blockbuster, filled with fake people from fake worlds who lack both a fear of death and the power to converse intelligently.

It’s films like Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, Mr. Holmes and now, even more significantly, The End of the Tour, that remind us of what we’re missing from almost all other recent flicks: a healthy dose of humanity. The latter is a unique, subtle, almost uncomfortably intimate look at the way we perceive ourselves and others.

Directed by James Ponsoldt (The Spectacular Now), the film dramatizes the now-famous five-day interview between young Rolling Stone writer David Lipsky (Jesse Eisenberg) and novelist David Foster Wallace (Jason Segel), during the final few days of Wallace’s promotional tour for his 1996 dystopian masterwork, Infinite Jest.

Lipsky flies from New York to the snowy tundra of Illinois during the dead of winter to meet Wallace and bunk in his unassuming, shabbily decorated abode. They then journey together to Minnesota for the final leg of Wallace’s brief foray into fame, before he settles back into relative obscurity.

Though the film includes a few other characters – Joan Cusack is a nice addition as the driver who ferries Wallace to his gigs – The End of the Tour is My Dinner With Andre for this generation. Though it might

not mesmerize you as instantly as that 1981 classic, you might be surprised at how difficult it is to look away, as you eagerly await each line, hoping either one or both of the participants in this journalistic tête-à-tête will reveal something extraordinary about inspiration, talent, the American way of life or, at the very least, their own lives.

Disappointingly or pleasingly – depending on what type of film you want – the movie doesn’t reveal anything particularly profound about the human condition, and it occasionally lacks tension. Lipsky and Wallace actually develop a strange bond during their verbal mastication. (This is no Frost/Nixon.) In addition, there’s almost no discussion of Infinite Jest, which might frustrate fans of the novel. We do get glimpses into Wallace’s insecurities and odd addictions, which would, of course, come back to haunt him 12 years later. But the film, more often than not, is content to just let us soak up a refreshingly real encounter while displaying two actors (particularly Segel) at the top of their game.

Written by Donald Margulies and based on Lipsky’s memoir, Although of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself, the film has been mildly criticized for interjecting unneeded conflict into the interview – conflict that perhaps never occurred. But it’s also been criticized for not packing enough dramatic punch. Not having read Lipsky’s memoir, I can’t comment, but judging from the contrasting opinions, it sounds like the screenwriter created a nice balance.

“The conversation is the best one I ever had,” Lipsky would reflect years later.

It’s certainly the best cinematic one of the summer. feedback@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Listen: reverbnation.com/nofraud

Thrash legends and pioneers No Fraud first released their aggressive Florida storm in the early ’80s and were recently stirred back to activity after the 2012 documentary We Can’t Help It We’re From Tampa reminded everyone where evil still breeds in this state. The show is supposed to be even more intense than the recordings suggest, so good luck surviving the Lou’s pit.

Listen: wolf-face.bandcamp.com

Wolf-Face and Caffiends are buds, releasing a split 7-inch together last year and linking arms while doing rounds of the state frequently, so expect their set to be nearly as quintessential to the party as Caffiends’.

Plus, they dress like Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf with a distinct punk fury that’s also furry.

Listen: theareolas.bandcamp.com

Orlando party punks Caffiends give Mills 50 a jolt with a massive punk block party by ashley belanger CaFFIendS 5-year annIVerSary ParTy with no Fraud, wolf-Face, Control This! (as the Clash), the areolas, Panther Camp and more 6:30 p.m. Friday, Aug. 21 | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $8-$10

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f you aren’t familiar with Caffiends, approach their sophomore effort with caution. No Gods No Decaf bears the mark of a crucial crust-punk release and even features the deceptive skulled signature of dark-hearted Orlando artist-curator Heidi Kneisl (who’s heavily relied upon for rad fliers by area bands). But the misleading visual stinks of Caffiends’ screwball humor, as enthusiastic crowds who’ve caught on to these party punks will instantly recognize.

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we’re a crust-punk band, and then listen to it and find out we’re pop punk,” drummer Andrew Cabbage says. “The title is a throwback to Choking Victim and Amebix.

The title is No Gods No Decaf, and Choking Victim had an album No Gods, No Managers and then Amebix had No Gods, No Masters.

That’s kind of the idea – we sound nothing like either of those bands. Just hoping that one person gets pissed off.”

For those who make it past the prank, the playful romp represents an evolution away from less cohesive songwriting marked by individual signatures in the four-piece (Andy Minor, Lance Rushmore and Tim Flynn join Cabbage) to smart collaborations that are stupid fun and bent just enough, all without losing traditional pop punk appeal.

Songs like “S.S.D.Decade” start your pulse like a friendly pit fight and lines like “I know what it feels like to be dumb” on “I Was a Teenage Bagboy” muss up any

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slacker’s hair. Immature song names like “Hangover Farts” and “Pull Out Generation” deceive the serious craft upheld throughout the listen, with a series of buzzing singalongs leading up to bright horn lines on the tongue-in-cheek title track, “No Gods No Decaf,” which brews up that evil overcaffeinated rush as the lyrics jab out in creepy whispered mock-jeers.

To celebrate the record release and the band’s five-year anniversary, they’ve put together a massive punk block party with local promoter Non Prophet Organization, which features 20 bands at Will’s Pub, Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall and St. Matthew’s Tavern. Admission gets you into all three venues, plus you get your choice of No Gods No Decaf on CD or cassette. Learn more about other punks playing (including No Fraud, Wolf-Face, the Areolas and Panther Camp) in the sidebar to the right. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

Show up for the Areolas’ set so they can put your dismal life into perspective with blunt interpersonal lyrics and crunchy, catchy guitars as heard on their July release, Get Awesome!, which you gotta spin before the last summer sunset.

Listen: panthercamp.bandcamp.com

Panther Camp doesn’t have a deep catalog of music online because they haven’t been around that long, but they have impressive pedigree featuring former members of hugely treasured acts like Country Slashers and My Hotel Year. Bonus: Frontman Jason Smith isn’t afraid to own the room, shaking things up with his Hulk-smashing crowd work.

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Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

Michelle blades Go down the playful rhythmic paths laid out by this experimental popsmith (who’s now based in Paris) on her new album Ataraxia.

The chaos of her unfamiliar sonic territory might intimidate you, but she won’t lead you astray.

10 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 19, at Spacebar, $5

Prince Daddy & the hyena New York fuzz punks Prince Daddy & the Hyena rips you open as the band name suggests, even if their catchiest new track is sneakily dubbed “Quack Quack.”

7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 20, at Backbooth, $5-$7

grassrootz [grZ] VIII: expression An eclectic night brings together beat producers, DJs and artists (Someday River, Native Feel, Mondrian Loops) to start a new conversation in the Milk District.

10 p.m. Friday, Aug. 21, at Spacebar, $5

genocide Pact D.C.’s Genocide Pact is a chugging death metal force that tweaks you with shrill feedback but is otherwise faithful to classic throat-ravaging forward momentum.

9 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 22, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, $7

Jeff rosenstock DIY scene stalwart Jeff Rosenstock (Bomb the Industry!) released his lively punkspirited second solo record, We Cool?, this year, and it is pitch-perfect nostalgia that deserves all the spins.

5:30 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 23, at Backbooth, $12-$14

The Wildtones Go play Bingo with the Wildtones’ Nadeem Khan – there is maybe free booze in it for you and stuff – then stick around for the band’s rockabilly steaze.

9 p.m. Monday, Aug. 24, at Will’s Pub, free

yung simmie Miami rapper Yung Simmie conjures dark thoughts on his fierce mixes – his new track “Dead Beat” exemplifies his slow, evil roll – and has an underground intensity that’s cultivated a rabid fanbase of folks sick of phony rappers that don’t come from the dirt.

8 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 25, at Backbooth, $15

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MUSIC UPDATES FROM AROUND TOWN Rabbitfoot RecoRds ∙ R’ n’ R RecoRd shop ∙ smaRtpunk ∙ WoRJ If you’re the type who likes to keep up with area record stores, there are two stops you might want to consider making in the near future. The first is the recently expanded Rabbitfoot Records in Sanford (307 E. Second St.), which is now located next door to bar-venue West End Trading Co., a pretty hip little pairing that makes the Sanford strip super-appealing for music fans. Their record collection does not look notably expanded, but there’s plenty of space for growth for all of the inventive owners’ future aspirations, including bringing back affordable walk-in vinyl record-cutting for anyone looking for cheap options or to create a vinyl version of your quirky one-off recordings.

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I had a suspicion that the documenters at the orange County Regional History Museum were just a bunch of music nerds after they launched the exhibit Long Way to the Top: Hard Rock in Orlando 1977-1985 back in April/May this year. Now it’s pretty much confirmed since they’re re-launching the exhibit with a special addition – at 7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 20, the museum is bringing back influential radio DJs who flipped the radio industry on its head by rejecting the Top 40 default format and playing more obscure artists, deeper album cuts and live concerts on WORJ-FM between 1972 and 1977. They’ll host a panel discussion about the station’s role in radio history called “WORJ: Town Hall for the Counterculture,” which features DJs from the era Lee Arnold, Doug Van Allen and Neal Mirsky, among others. Cost is $8 in advance or $10 at the door. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

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you don’t have to go to Sanford to find a new record source if you’ve exhausted resources closer to the heart of Orlando (Park Ave. CDs, Retro Records, Rock-n-Roll Heaven), but you might want to go to Artegon. There you’ll find R’ n’ R Record Shop, which has been operating in the tourist sector for more than seven years but escaped my notice until I finally made it out to the unique market on International Drive. Owner Anthony Venturini presents an immaculate collection of rock, jazz, soul and country – all cleaned, organized and easy to sort through – and he tosses in bonus 45s to sweeten the deal in many cases, a smart way to keep those overlooked rounds rotating (in my opinion). FYI: R’ n’ R Record Shop is about to move into a much bigger stall, so if you have made it by already, you might want to check back this fall when Venturini will have 2,000 more records in stock from his storage space.

Speaking of records (because I never shut up about them), I was intrigued to see Smartpunk resurrected this month with a pop-up shop at Atlanta’s Wrecking Ball as their big reintroduction as a distro. Based out of Florida, their goal is to re-press (or press for the first time ever!) albums they consider essential listening, as well as release new music by current bands that they approve of just as wholeheartedly. Currently in the store, they’ve got Alkaline Trio, Lemuria, Against Me!, Hot Water Music and the like, alongside current artists Suck Brick Kid, Teen Agers and Gameface. Check them out at smartpunk.com if you’re all about it.

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I know I’m not the only one who

misses all those cool free shows at the dearly departed Bar-BQ-Bar. Well, Olde 64, the current occupant of that hallowed downtown space, is looking to revive that live tradition every Monday night, beginning this week.

The shows are being booked by Foundation Presents’ Marshal Rones.

Besides working for the mighty booking company that powers the Social and the Beacham, he’s a local musician, so that could add some good street-level cred to the proceedings. To that end, he’s taking inquiries; so interested musicians can email him (marshal@foundation-presents.com) with an EPK or music links.

Olde 64 shows will be listed on the Social’s website (thesocial.org). Music starts at 10 p.m. unless otherwise noted and, though the shows are free, donations are always welcome. And I’m about to get into one of the artists you can catch at Olde 64 later this month.

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This isn’t some immaculate fairytale where the hero rides to sweeping and perfect triumph. considering the context of serious health issues (rapper Gift of Gab has been reeling from kidney failure since 2012) that have defined their latest chapter.

In the ramp up to the big release, they rolled through and shined their light brightly (Aug. 11, the Social), though not necessarily in ways expected. Gift of Gab’s famously dense rhyme architecture is a technically demanding thing requiring not just advanced skill but peak fitness, which wasn’t always there for him. Besides rest breaks where support MCs Jumbo (of Lifesavas) and Lateef stepped in to carry the action, Gab’s flow, though fluid, occasionally lagged, faring much better a cappella than alongside the unforgiving rigidity of programmed beats.

But this time the story isn’t about the finer points of execution. This isn’t some immaculate fairytale where the hero rides to sweeping and perfect triumph. It’s the one about the real-life heroism of getting back up after being knocked down and close to out. And that sheer grit and indomitability of spirit was a sight worth seeing. From both attendance and vibe, it’s clear that Gift of Gab’s verses have carried many in this room over the years. This night, I think Orlando returned a little bit

of that strength.

Renee Is a Zombie (Aug. 14, Ethos Vegan Kitchen) is the solo vehicle of Renee Arozqueta, a now-local multi-instrumentalist originally from the Florida panhandle who is self-described as “anti-folk.” I’m not sure about the fidelity of that tag – in not just her case but ever – but she is a singer-songwriter. Although that’s one of the most generic categories out there, she carries some undeniable distinction.

On the fundamentals, Arozqueta’s solid, with pop melodies that are accessible, natural and pretty. More than that though, she’s a legitimate one-woman band who has better coordination than many solo bands I’ve seen and greater instrumental range than almost all. Furthermore, she’s a loop artist who uses a more intriguing and classical array of instruments than most loop acts do, including accordion, ukulele, glockenspiel and flute alongside the typical guitar and drums. And besides the instrumental construction, she uses loops to create multi-part vocal harmonies, adding yet another dimension.

At one point during the show, she wove her voice and nearly all those instruments – some of them in multiple parts even – into a single song. Yes, impressive. No question, she’s got a pretty compelling hook, especially the more arcane edges with accordion, bells and flute. But, don’t mistake, this is earnest music, not some parlor trick. The execution just makes it that much more interesting live. As always, see for yourself at her last local show before going on tour on Aug. 31 at Olde 64. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com

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After many years of pursuing individual efforts, West Coast underground rap kings Blackalicious are back in effect and will be dropping their first album in a decade on Sept. 18. Imani Vol. 1, the first of a trilogy to be rolled out in the next two years, is a class return that features a notable and musically robust guest cast including rappers (Lateef, Lyrics Born, Watts Prophets’ Amde Hamilton), singers (Zap Mama, Imani Coppola) and bands (Monophonics). It’s big enough news on its own, but even bigger

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Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, American Party Machine MUSIC If you’re gonna go to any concert this year, this is the one. In terms of pure rock & roll fireworks, there hasn’t been a show in years that packs as much pound-for-pound action as this gloriously unholy trinity. Individually, these bands are worth the price of admission: Raunch-rock legend Nashville Pussy has been cranking out famously turbocharged sleaze for almost 20 years, live juggernaut Valient Thorr is straight-up one of the most inciting stage bands alive and the perennially show-stealing American Party Machine is essentially Orlando’s version of Valient Thorr with a pro-wrestling sense of spectacle. But together, they are a perfect trifecta of maximum show that will be outrageous, obscene and lifeaffirming all at once. – Bao Le-Huu

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8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $12-$15

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Thursday-Saturday, 20-22

Wine & conversation: The Authors of burrow Press

Red Bull BC One North American Finals EVENT

What if we treated authors like rock stars? surrounded by bodyguards protecting them from shrieking fans, bundled into black escalades with tinted windows before you even had a chance to ask for their autographs? some novelists may have to take precautions – best-selling writers like James Patterson and Diana Gabaldon probably get mobbed in public – but isn’t it nice to know that our hometown heroes are still accessible to us? Two hours of civilized conversation with Nathan holic, Pat Rushin and Vanessa Blakeslee, all of whom have books out now on Burrow Press that you should be reading, is yours this evening simply for showing up, no backstage pass or meet-and-greet ticket required.

I bet they’d even take a selfie with you. – Jessica Bryce Young

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6 p.m. | Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 e.

Welbourne Ave., Winter Park | 407-335-4192 | writersblockbookstore.com | free

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You’ve probably seen his face while he’s been trying to sell you a honda on TV, but despite that, Nick Thune is actually funny. The Washington state-born comedian combines rapid-fire witticisms and absurd scenarios with melodic guitar accompaniment in his Netflix special, Folk Hero, but his brand of comedy is much closer to Mitch hedberg’s than stephen Lynch’s. Thune is coming down for a quick tour of florida fresh off of winning an episode of comedy central’s @midnight and before joining funny or Die’s Oddball comedy Tour for its final dates in Texas. Joining him for this date are central florida ex-pat Greg Barris and Will’s Pub’s funniest door guy, Larry fulford. This is fulford’s last local show until the Orlando Indie comedy fest hits town Oct. 1-4. (You can find out more about the festival on page 13.) – Thaddeus McCollum

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big bang bazaar since 2012, the Big Bang Bazaar is the place to find trinkets that are weirdly cute but don’t match with anything in your foyer, like a harry Potter-themed piggy bank or a crocheted kermit the frog blanket. The event, which hosts over 200 local artists selling handmade arts and crafts, outgrew the Maitland civic center and now moves to the central florida fairgrounds on colonial Drive. Big Bang Bazaar upped the ante this year by making admission free and also having (gasp) free parking. The first 100 lucky souls who attend the event get a free swag bag filled with random knickknacks and delivered by one of the Orlando Psycho city Derby Girls on skates. When you’re tired of sniffing all the different vegan soaps, you can also head to the lounge area and watch the dinosaur-themed movies playing throughout the day. Try to be there early – Big Bang Bazaar predicts about 3,000 to 5,000 people attending this year. – Monivette Cordeiro

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8 p.m. | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine st. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $14-$16

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11 a.m.-6 p.m. | central florida fairgrounds, 4603 W. colonial Drive | bigbangbazaar.net | free

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Meek Mill MUSIC The coolest thing left to say about that Garden café variety Meek Mill-Drake beef is that Jon stewart adorably bumbled through a reference to it on his otherwise tearful last show ever. But if you’re legitimately digging Meek Mill’s new album, Dreams Worth More Than Money, you’re likely hoping the childish spat is retired soon so we can get back to talking about stuff that matters, like how this record still rules despite how much you’ve been shaking your head at its creator lately. If you haven’t heard the record and iced your veins with the rapper’s intensity and emotion – raw and ranged over chaotic beats that stimulate the listener to really feel the fantasy (especially on “classic”) – give it a real spin before you go and Vine whatever fussy Drake diss he might toss out during his live set. – AB

7 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | plazaliveorlando.com | $34.50-$54.50

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Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Jackson Rodgers 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, American Party Machine 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Torque: Ben Soundscape, Collette Warren 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938.

Michelle Blades, Cléa Vincent, The Wilderness, WOMANMAY 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Worthwhile, Hotel Books, Hungover, Capstan 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

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ConCerts/events Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Rap Up: Fame DaHighLife, Kelly Marshall, Phxx Crow, Redd Simpkins, Illabrit, International Rob B, Anna J 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

Yo Mama’s Big Fat Booty Band, Ketchy Shuby 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-2461419.

Clubs/lounges

Minimal, Leo Æther, Ray Liriano & La Liga 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Prince Daddy & the Hyena, Slowshine, Steven Grey, Tanner Jones 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5-$7; 407-999-2570.

Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

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Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

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Drink Around the Hood Our own monthly neighborhood block party takes place around Ivanhoe Village again this week.

Pick up a wristband at Savoy, Retromended or Santiago’s Bodega and sample drinks at different bars and businesses in the neighborhood. This month’s sponsor is Sweetwater Brewing, so expect plenty of tasty beer at each stop. 7-10 p.m. Wednesday; Ivanhoe Village, Orange Avenue and Virginia Drive; $10-$15; drinkaroundthehood.com

Baldwin Park Sip This fancy boozer features over 20 Baldwin Park businesses giving out samples of wine, craft beer or cocktails. Make sure to dress up so they think you have money.

You also get a $5 food voucher that can be put toward noms at Osprey Tavern, Seito or any of the other participating restaurants along New Broad Street. 6-9 p.m. Thursday; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; $25; thesipevent.com

Donavon Frankenreiter, Aug. 28 at the Plaza Live

Lydia Lunch and Weasel Walter, Sept.

18 at the Gallery at Avalon Island

Here Come the Mummies, Oct. 9 at the Plaza Live

WHORES., Aug. 28 at Will’s Pub

Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live

Ghost, Oct. 10 at the Beacham

Melanie Martinez, Aug. 30 at the Social

Janet Jackson, Sept.

23 at Amway Center

Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social

and Overchuck Law Firm team up to get you to leave work early with the promise of free beer, food and cigars. Power 95.3 sponsors games hosted by “The Obie and Lil Shawn Morning Show” if that’s your thing. Us? We just love a good liquid lunch. Noon Friday; Wall St. Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; wallstplaza.net

The Good Life, Sept.

1 at the Social

Helmet, Sept. 26 at the Social

KRS-ONE, Sept. 4 at Backbooth

Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues

Drive-By Truckers, Oct. 10 at the Plaza Live

Christopher Paul Stelling, Sept. 8 at Will’s Pub

Charli XCX, Bleachers, Sept. 27 at House of Blues

Funky Buddha Beer Pairing Dinner South

Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social

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Florida’s Funky Buddha Brewery – even though they only got distribution in Central Florida earlier this year – has risen to prominence in the brewing scene. Indulge in a locally sourced five-course dinner with Funky Buddha pairings for each course at Wreckers Sports Bar in the Gaylord Palms Resort. You must call ahead to make reservations, though, so get on it. 6 p.m.

Friday; Wreckers Sports Bar, Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. Osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; 407-586-1330; $49.95; funkybuddhabrewery.com

ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham

alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live

Trevor Hall, Oct. 12-13 at the Social New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Oct. 16 at House of Blues

KEN Mode, Oct. 2 at Will’s Pub

John Cleese & Eric Idle, Oct. 17 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

Adventure Club, Oct. 3 at House of Blues

Halsey, Oct. 18 at House of Blues

Death Grips, Oct. 7 at the Beacham

Cannibal Ox, Oct. 18 at Backbooth

Purity Ring, Sept. 12 at House of Blues

Twin Shadow, Oct. 7 at the Social

Will’s Pub 20th Anniversary, Sept. 13 at Will’s Pub

Kylesa, Oct. 8 at the Social

John Hodgman, Oct. 23 at the Plaza Live

My Hotel Year, Sept.

11 at Will’s Pub Zappa Plays Zappa, Sept. 12 at the Plaza Live

Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social

The Mountain Goats, Oct. 8 at the Beacham

Gang of Four, Oct. 27 at the Social Desaparecidos, Oct. 29 at Will’s Pub

Chvrches, Oct. 30 at House of Blues Two Cow Garage, Matt Woods, Oct. 30 at Will’s Pub The Growlers, Broncho, Nov. 4 at the Social Sufjan Stevens, Nov. 6 at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts Suicide Girls: Blackheart Burlesque, Nov. 6 at the Beacham Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Nov. 7 at Will’s Pub

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National Theatre Live: A View From the Bridge For all of our access to good theater here in Orlando, we’re still nowhere near New York City or London when it comes to great theater. The Enzian has partnered with National Theatre Live to save you the cost of airfare across the pond and screen top productions from the West End. Their season starts with Arthur Miller’s A View From the Bridge. Directed by Belgian avant-gardist Ivo van Hove and starring Mark Strong (Sherlock Holmes, The Imitation Game) as the tragic Brooklyn longshoreman, Eddie Carbone, the production garnered universal acclaim during its February-April run at the Young Vic this year. Van Hove ditches Miller’s naturalistic setting and places the play in a minimalist space where the tension surrounding Carbone’s relationship with his niece, Catherine (Phoebe Fox), and her attraction to undocumented immigrant Rodolpho (Luke Norris) builds to a shocking breaking point. The production won Laurence Olivier awards for Best Director, Best Actor and Best Revival. Splurge on the season ticket and you’ll get access to upcoming screenings of George Bernard Shaw’s Man and Superman, starring Ralph Fiennes, and Shakespeare’s Hamlet, starring Benedict Cumberbatch, along with a glass of wine at each screening. – Thaddeus McCollum

FILM

11 a.m. | Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland | enzian.org | $20-$49.50

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Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804.

Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041.

Earth Trivia - Simon Time 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel JohnThe Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

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Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670.

BreaksYo!: Bebe, JDub, Rogue Planet, Scotty Fraser 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; $5.

“F”, Declared Ungovernable, Lewd Acts, Hammy Sagar, Back Pages 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; 407-673-2712.

The Network Peace Out Summer Pot Luck: Sage Armstrong, Jai Biotic, Vsn Qst 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free-$10; 407-421-1670.

Caffiends 5 Year Anniversary Block Party with the Areolas, Teen Agers, Tight Genes, Wolf-Face and more 6:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Grassrootz VIII: Expression 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Oklahoma Stackhouse, the Groove Orient, Ancient Sun, Jahnopa 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$13; 407-246-1419.

FrIday, aug. 21

ConCerts/events The Ambassadors, the New Rulers, Under the Blacktop 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Catcher and the Rye, Abdomen Canvas, Entombed in the Abyss, Fight Fall, Aegeus 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $8-$11; 407-322-7475.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Hazardous Folk, John David Williams Band, Alison Sherberg 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Kash’d Out 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

TR4.0 Jazz Fusion Quartet 9 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

Uberbahn Presents: Astari Nite, Miss FD 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Umphrey’s McGee 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Clubs/lounges Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rhythm League 6 pm; Stigma Tattoo Bar, 17 S. Orange Ave.; free; 321 228 4136.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

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ConCerts/events The Absinthe Trio 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Beres Hammond, Tarrus Riley 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $52-$87; 407-351-5483.

Bring Your Own Vinyl 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Daryl Hance Power Trio, Eugene Snowden & Friends 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $8-$10; 407-246-1419.

Genocide Pact, Caveman Cult, Deformed, Sacridose 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104.

Leisure Cruise, Saskatchewan, Confidence Beyond Chaos 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570.

Orlando Rocks!: Meka Nism, Traverser, Kill the Sound, Breathing Theory 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583.

The Punknecks 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Solis Bravo Band 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30; 407-877-4736.

Suck Brick Kid, Felicity, Every You, Hungover 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$8.

UZ 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10$30; 407-504-7699.

Yugoskavia, General Tso’s Fury, the New Rulers, Chieforia, Doug Lowell, Jahnopa 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-322-7475.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

Live Arts Entertainment 1-6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

The Oak Hill Drifters 9:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10$20; 407-648-8363.

Saturday Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

The Smilin’ ‘90s With DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. sunday, aug. 23

ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Ballroom, Manic & the Depressives 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104.

Dumpstaphunk, Trae Pierce & T-Stone 8 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; $15-$20; 386-873-2943.

Europa, the Wilderness, Good Morning Love 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-322-7475.

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Jeff Rosenstock, Dan Andriano in the Emergency Room, Pet Symmetry, Spraynard 5:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$14; 407-999-2570.

John Steel 1-6 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718.

Kim Lenz, Little Sheba and the Shamans, the Drunken Cuddle 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Meek Mill 9 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $40$80; 407-504-7699.

Todd Rundgren 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $34.50-$54.50; 407-228-1220.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Not Your Grandpa’s Bingo 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

MOnday, aug. 24

ConCerts/events Casey Conroy 7:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; free.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Nadeem’s Cheap Bingo Night: The Wildtones 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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ConCerts/events

Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Back to the Eighties 3 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

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Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Twisted Tuesday With Copious Jones 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

Yung Simmie, Cashey Kesh, 275, Lvcid Phvrovh, City Tucker 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free$3; 407-839-0457.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Soul Shakedown: Video Edition 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

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Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

2:30 pm and Mondays, 7:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

Cydney Clark: Coming of Age A cabaret performance of songs from blues to Broadway.

Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.

ThEaTEr Cabaret Night With Kevin Kelly Cabaret performance.

Tuesday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10.

Canines, Cats and Cabaret Fundraising event for Orange County Animal Services and the Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando that features a fabulous lineup of human performances and raffle prizes. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $20; 407896-7365; ocnetpets.com.

Carrie the Musical The gripping tale of an awkward teen outcast with a powerful gift, her fanatically religious mother and the classmates who push Carrie from unimaginable humiliation to devastating fury. Friday -Saturday, 8 pm; Marshall Ellis Theatre, 1300 La Quinta Drive; $20; clandestineorlando.com.

Clybourne Park A white, middle-class neighborhood is shaken by new black residents.

Fast-forward 50 years and Clybourne Park, which has become predominantly black, is now dealing with potential gentrification. ThursdaysSaturdays, 7:30 pm, Sundays,

Dames at Sea This OffBroadway musical comedy is a parody of the large, flashy 1930s Busby Berkeley-style movie musicals. WednesdayThursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead An unauthorized adaptation of the Peanuts comic strip. Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Monday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10-$15; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

Heathers: The Musical Social media sensation Thomas Sanders gets top billing in the role of JD, the broody new kid who opens up popular girl Veronica’s eyes to the joys of nonconformism and murder.

Wednesday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday-Sunday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $31.71$58.33; drphillipscenter.org.

The Music Man Follow a fast-talking salesman who becomes a respectable citizen. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2:30 & 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; St. Luke’s United Methodist Church, 4851 S. Apopka-Vineland Road, Windermere; $10-$12; 407-876-4991; st.lukes.org.

Nunsense Musical comedy in which a group of nuns take over a high school auditorium to hold a fundraising variety show to raise money to bury several sisters. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm and Monday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

Tribes The inspiring story of the deaf child of an eccentric English family who finds confidence and love. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

ComEdy Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw.

Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; copperrocketpub.com.

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Devin Siebold Voted Best Comic by listeners of 104.1’s “Monsters in the Morning.”

Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Guys & Dolls - A Comedy Show Stand up comedy from Akeem Woods, Jeff Jones, Long Island Mary and Heather Shaw. Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $7; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Mo’Nique Oscar-winning actress and comedian. Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm and Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $40; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Myke Herlihy After spending 13 years behind bars – serving drinks not time – Myke Herlihy now takes his bartender’s wit to the stage. Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Nick Thune, Greg Barris, Larry Fulford L.A. comic Nick Thune, as seen in Honda commercials.

Friday, 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $14-$16; 407-9992570; backbooth.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

danCE Corsets and Cuties: A Burlesque Cabaret An all-new review featuring local talent. The audience decides the winner. Friday, 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $14; 407-920-0156; thevenueorlando.com.

Red Bull BC One North America Final The world’s largest and most prestigious B-Boy competition, hosted by MTV’s Sway and featuring a performance from Phife from a Tribe Called Quest. Saturday, 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-5132014; redbullbcone.com.

arT oPenings/events Boarded Up 4: The Art of Skateboarding Skateboard art by various artists. Opens Thursday, 6 pm, through Sept. 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Enchanted Damsels New works by Miami-based artist Diana “Didi” Contreras.

Opens Thursday, 6 pm, through Sept. 12; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; redefinegallery.com.

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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted

by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

James Yon, Tommy O’Neill Host of Viral Breakdown on the Afrotainment Channel on Dish Network. FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; Wednesday, 7 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 9700 International Drive; $10; bonkerz comedy.com.

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Journeys Into the Mind Featuring the work of Chris Robb, Nancy Jay, Audrey Phillips, Jackie Otto-Miller and Cicero Greathouse. Opens Thursday, 6 pm, through Sept. 12; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Making Sense of Modern and Contemporary Art: What Happened to Beauty? These lectures explore the remarkable transformations in the thinking of artists who discarded realism, turning the art world upside down. Tuesday, 11 am; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $75; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Continuing tHis week Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Through Sept. 20; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State

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Art & Ends on the Edge Annual sale of discounted artwork from the artists at Artisans on Fifth. Through Aug. 31; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; artisansonfifth.com.

Art by Qadra Yasmine Brown Abstract art representing therapy and creative escape.

Through Aug. 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver.

Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken.

Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Cabinet of Curiosities A collection of objects from natural history, geology, ethnography, archaeology, religious or historical relics, art and antiquities from the Permanent Collection.

Through Aug. 30; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-644-1364.

Baskets and Boxes Sang Roberson’s organic forms in terracotta. Through Sept. 27,; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

Color Theory A focus on color and perception, featuring metalwork by Dorothy Gillespie. Through Sept. 20; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181.

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Conceptual Journeys Conceptual art in mixed media from painter Peter Filzmaier and sculptor Jack King. Through Sept. 25; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880.

Endless Summer A themed group exhibition that features artists’ interpretations of summer ideals, memories or sensations. Through Aug. 29; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

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Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection This collection includes portraits of Abraham Lincoln and Henri Matisse, images of the American West, and photos taken in Russia in the 1930s. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Exploring the Beats A collection of black and white photos by Chris Felver and Mellon Tytell depicting some of Jack Kerouac’s contemporaries and various Beat personalities through the years.

Through Sept. 18; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith Street; free; 407-250-4888; kerouacproject.org.

Fashionable Portraits in Europe Portraits from the 15th19th centuries that illuminate shifting trends. Through Jan. 3,

2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational of Florida artists. Criteria includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement. Through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Fred Staloff’s Visual Poetry This intimate collection reveals painterly works that make reference to the spontaneity usually associated with Expressionist painting; but in reality, the careful placement of the visual elements of line, shape, texture and color is what guides and motivates this outstanding artist. Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Hidden Artists Exhibition Art from Pamela Williams Gruen, Dawn M. Herrod, Jacqui Johnson, Simona Loh and many more. Through Sept. 30; UCF Library, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407.823.2580; facebook.com/hiddenartists.

Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Photographic portraits exploring gender, sexuality and identity. Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Living Photographs: Augmented Reality in Art by Rob McCaffrey Still photography, scanned with a phone, tablet or wearable tech, triggering a related video overlay. An animated experience. Through Oct. 2; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Painted Black: The John H. Surovek Collection Depicts African Americans in art, from pre-Civil War to the civil rights era, by well-known American artists. The paintings are historically significant because they reveal attitudes about race over an extended period of time. Through Sept.

20; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Paper Cuts: André Smith Collages View the founder of A&H’s Maitland Art Center André Smith’s never before seen collage works. Through Sept.

30; Art & History Museums Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-539-2181.

Peterson Guerrier: The Exhibition Will Remain Open Semi-abstract paintings. Through Sept. 11; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Purvis Young: Art of Street An American artist from the Overtown neighborhood of Miami, Young’s work often blends painting and drawing with collaged elements, utilizing everyday discarded objects from old plywood, cardboard, broken furniture, discarded books, fabric scraps and other salvaged debris.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Sarah Rakes: In Full Bloom Vibrant paintings. Through Sunday; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774.

St. Augustine at 450 Crealdé’s newest documentary project celebrates the oldest city in the United States on the occasion of the 450th anniversary of its founding. Through Aug. 29; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England 52

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Standing Strong in the Spirit: A Selection of Folk Art by Southern Women Pieces

by Nellie Mae Rowe and Clementine Hunter, with new artists including Lucy Hunnicutt and Laurie Popp. Mixed media, from painting to textile.

Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Step Right Up: The Art of the Sideshow Historical carnival sideshow banners, photographs of the fair, contemporary paintings and contemporary sculpture. Through Aug. 29; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407823-3161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Third Thursday Gallery Hop Enjoy art, food, tech and more in downtown Orlando’s arts and culture district. Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; cityartsfactory.com.

West African Tribal Art: Sculptures, Textiles & Artifacts An extensive survey of African artifacts, including masks, totems and carved sculptures. Many African cultures and tribes from across the continent are represented, including the Benin precolonial African Empire.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-2797534; moartdeland.org.

EvEnTs 3rd Thursday Biz Networking: Transportation This month’s focus is on transportation and features guest speaker Mark Calvert, CEO of the Evolve Design Group. Mark will give insights on behalf of SunRail. Thursday, 5:30-7 pm; Harry Buffalo, 129 W. Church St.; $10; 407-2283891; doporlando.com.

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Baldwin Park Sip Beer, wine, cocktails and food samples Thursday, 6 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; $25; thesipevent.com.

Bears Night Out Join the bears for a monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House.

Happy hour drink prices until midnight, games, prizes and new furry friends are in store every month. Friday, 10 pm-2 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

Big Bang Bazaar Over 200 indie crafters and artisan vendors. Saturday, 11 am-6 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-295-3247.

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Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. The finely crafted objects on view can be appreciated both individually and in the context of the Museum’s entire collection. TuesdaysThursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

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Black Tie on the Wild Side Celebrate the Central Florida Zoo’s 40th anniversary with drinks, dinner, dancing and animals. Saturday, 6 pm; Central Florida Zoo & Botanical Gardens, 3755 N. U.S. Highway 17-92, Sanford; $150; 407-3234450; centralfloridazoo.org.

Saturdays, 2 pm; Downtown Orlando Information Center, 201 S. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-228-3891; downtownorlandotours.com.

while Kalan Blehm of Attila and Jake Garland of Memphis May Fire perform. Sunday, 12-9 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; $10; 407-839-0999; bullittbar.com.

the food co-op. Saturday, 12-4 pm; Homegrown Local Food Cooperative, 2310 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-895-5559; homegrown.locallygrown.net.

Brookhaven Market A local market located in a renovated warehouse space in the Mills 50 district featuring Orlando’s finest makers, craftsmen and artisans. Saturday, 12-5 pm; 1300 Brookhaven Drive; free; 951 345 0006; facebook. com/brookhavenmkt.

Drink Around the Hood Explore Ivanhoe Village by stopping into different bars, restaurants and businesses and picking up a drink at each stop.

Sponsored by Sweetwater Brewing. Wednesday, 7 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $10-$15; 407-484-5839; drinkaroundthehood.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free.

Burger Bash 2015 Orlando’s top restaurants battle it out for the title of Orlando’s Best Burger. Sunday, 2-5 pm; Johnny’s Fillin’ Station, 2631 S. Ferncreek Ave.; $30-$100; 407-894-6900; johnnysfillinstation.com.

Elvis Presley Continentals Fan Club Sock Hop Dance to the hits of the ’50s in your poodle skirts and chinos.

Saturday, 4 pm; Ramada Gateway Kissimmee, 7470 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee; $6; 407-396-4400.

Downtown Orlando Food Tour Food tour includes Le Gourmet Break, the Golden Knife, Ferg’s, Artisan’s Table and Avenue Gastrobar.

Freestyle Motocross Downtown Block Party Motocross riders TJ Tiffany and Rick Janesky pull stunts on Pine Street outside of Bullitt Bar

Funky Buddha Brewery Beer Pairing Dinner The chefs at Wreckers Sports Bar have teamed up with the brewmasters at Funky Buddha Brewery to craft a one-of-a-kind seasonal dining experience.

Indulge in a locally-sourced five course menu perfectly paired with a selection of beers from Funky Buddha. Friday, 6-9 pm; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. Osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; $49.95; 407-586-1330; funkybuddhabrewery.com.

Homegrown Rummage Sale Find great deals on clothing, housewares, art, vintage and furniture. All proceeds benefit

Orlando City Skip Day Free beer, lunch specials, a charity raffle and more.

Hosted by “The Obie & Lil Shawn Morning Show.” Friday, noon; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Orlando Gay Wedding Expo A stylish, upscale and inclusive showcase of wedding vendors and venues. Sunday, 4 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free-$10; orlandogayweddings.com.

Orlando Tech Meetup: Maker Edition Meet up with developers, designers, entrepreneurs and investors and learn about Maker Faire Orlando. Thursday 7 pm; Orlando Tech, 101 S. Garland Ave. #108; free; 407850-8648; orlandotech.org.

Parisian Style Flea Market Part yard sale, live art show, musical jam, food and beer event. Saturday, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Philips Phile Poker Tournament A poker tournament, casino games, silent auction, and food and drinks to help raise money for the Mustard Seed of Central Florida. Saturday, 6-11 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $50-$125; 407-875-2040; realradio.fm.

Red Bull BC One Kick-Off Party Red Bull kicks off their BC One North American Finals weekend with a party on Pine Street featur-

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Red Bull BC One Opening Night Official Opening Night for Red Bull BC One North America finals and a special hip-hop vintage photograhy exhibit

by Bronx photographer Joe Conzo. Special guests, live B-Boy performances and a DJ. Friday, 7 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Rioja Wine & Tapas Escape Sip and sample over 30 award winning and 90+ rated Rioja red, white and rosado wines, listen to lively Spanish guitar and enjoy savory chef-inspired tapas during this walkaround tasting. Saturday, 1:30 pm; Winter Park Village, 510 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; $45; 407-339-3474.

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SeaWorld Summer Nights Extended hours, new shows. Through Sept. 9; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; $87; 407-363-2613.

Seed Swap Bring your extra or unwanted seeds to Leu Gardens’ annual Seed Swap and exchange for seeds you want. Wednesday, 5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; free; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

4 Wheel Parts Truck and Jeep Fest Custom trucks and Jeeps, product demonstrations, factory-direct pricing on products and giveaways. Saturday, 10 am-4 pm and Sunday, 11 am-4 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; free; 877474-4821; 4wheelparts.com.

Unibroue Spotlight Quebecois brewery Unibroue is featured with five taps devoted to their high ABV beers, including Noire de Chambly, Maudite, La Fin du Monde and Ephemere Pear. Tuesday, 7 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com.

Victory Tap Takeover World of Beer features five beers from Victory Brewing company, paired with a selection of Philly cheesesteak sandwiches. Thursday; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com.

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park.

Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

LEarning InDesign Decoded Learn the ins and outs of InDesign and tips, tricks, and shortcuts while exploring the capabilities of the program and how to effectively use its tools. Saturday, 9 am-1 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; $20; orangestudio4rent.com.

Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled.

Ongoing; Orlando Science

Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

WORJ: Town Hall for the Counterculture Disc jockeys from WORJ’s run from 1972 to 1977 talk about their experiences at the influential radio station. Thursday, 7 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8-$10; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Zen in the Den Weekly non-religious meditation session. Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7pm; 407-6779669; redlionpub.org.

CiviCs FCE’s Fifth Birthday FCE invites everyone to the biggest community hunger project to date. Help pack care packages for hungry children.

Saturday, 9 am-4:30 pm; Feeding Children Everywhere, 830 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Unit 142, Longwood; free; 888-891-6447; feedingchildreneverywhere. com.

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Pride Gala Business Awards A red carpet awards affair with six award categories, a silent auction, musical entertainment and a three-course meal. Saturday, 7-11 pm; JW Marriott Orlando, Grande Lakes, 4040 Central Florida Parkway; $100; 407-2062300; mbaorlando.org.

The Rent Is Too Damn High (in Orlando) A discussion about the rising cost of living and how some people are being priced out of their own cities. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Juice Bike Share HQ, 515 W. Central Blvd.; free; rethinkingthecity.com.

LiTErary The Authors of Burrow Press Wine and conversation with three authors published by Burrow Press: Nathan Holic, Pat Rushin and Vanessa Blakeslee. Thursday, 6-8 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-385-7084; writersblockbookstore.com.

The Carrefour Crisis Release Party Brian Downes signs copies of his erotic novel of pandemic terror and survival horror.

Zombie apocalypse cosplay encouraged. Saturday, 10 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Essence of the Soul: Pillow Talk Bringing like minds together to enjoy a night of the arts in poetry, spoken word and comedy. Sunday 7-10 pm; Cleopatra Hookah Lounge, 7733 Turkey Lake Road; free; 407-235-4533; facebook.com/centralflsoul.

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Saturday, 8 pm; Jack Kerouac House, 1418 Clouser Ave.; free; kerouacproject.org.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

There Will Be Verse With Susan Lilley Eight poets compete in a headto-head slam where the audience judges the winner. Special reading from Susan Lilley.

Tuesday, 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-6233393; therewillbewords.com.

FamiLy Back 2 School Jam Fest Health fair and school supply distribution with music, giveaways, prizes, bounce houses and more.

Saturday, 1-6 pm; Ivey Lane Recreation Site, 291 Silverton St.; free; 954-560-4812; back2schooljamfest.com.

BAM! It’s a Picture Book: The Art Behind Graphic Novels Features today’s leading and best graphic artists of the illustration world, such as Raina Telgemeier, Mark Crilley, Matthew Holm, Jarrett J. Krosoczka and Lincoln Pierce. Through Nov. 1; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery at the Morse. Reservation required.

Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

Frozen Summer Fun at Walt Disney World A Frozen Royal Park Welcome, parade, sing-along and dance party with fireworks. Through Sept. 7; Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

sporTs B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after.

Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-4271440; bikesbeansand bordeaux.com.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Players All experience levels welcome for weekly play. Wednesdays, 1 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 561-704-9302.

March of Dimes Mudd Volleyball Co-ed teams of five to six face off in muddy volleyball matches to raise money for the March of Dimes. Saturday, 7 am-4 pm; Lee Vista Field, 5201 Lee Vista Blvd.; $600 per team; muddvolleyball.org.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com.

Summerslam Party Watch WWE’s Summerslam and cheer or boo as you see fit.

Sunday 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The Ty Lewis Unite for Life Challenge A 2.5-mile fun run/walk. Help raise more money for Ty Lewis Cancer Foundation by creating a fundraising team. Saturday 9:15 am-1 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; $28.50; 407-929-2888; thetylewiscancerfoundation. com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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Ten years from now, I bet you will look back at this time and say, “That was when everything got realigned, redeemed and renewed.”

ARIES (March 21-April 19) You’d probably prefer to stay in the romantic, carefree state of mind. But from what I can tell, you’re ripe for a new phase of your long-term cycle. Your freestyle rambles and jaunty adventures should now make way for careful introspection and thoughtful adjustments. Instead of restless star-gazing, I suggest patient earth-gazing. Despite how it may initially appear, it’s not a comedown. In fact, I see it as an unusual reward that will satisfy you in unexpected ways.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) In accordance with the current astrological omens, I recommend the following activities: Sing a love song at least once a day. Seek a message from an ancestor in a reverie or dream. Revisit your three favorite childhood memories.

Give a gift or blessing to the wildest part of you. Swim naked in a river, stream or lake. Change something about your home to make it more sacred and mysterious. Obtain a symbolic object or work of art that stimulates your courage to be true to yourself. Find relaxation and renewal in the deep darkness. Ruminate in unbridled detail about how you will someday fulfill a daring fantasy.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) The ancient Greek epic poem the Iliad is one of the foundation works of Western literature. Written in the eighth century BCE, it tells the story of the 10-year-long Trojan War. The cause of the conflict was the kidnap of Helen of Troy, reputed to be the world’s most beautiful woman. And yet nowhere in the Iliad is there a description of Helen’s beauty. We hear no details about why she deserves to be at the center of the legendary saga. Don’t be like the Iliad in the coming weeks. Know everything you can about the goal at the center of your life. Be very clear and specific and precise about what you’re fighting for and working toward.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) The comedian puppets known as the Muppets have made eight movies. In The Great Muppet Caper, the muppets Kermit and Fozzie play brothers, even though one is a green frog and the other a brown bear. At one point in the story, we see a photo of their father, who has the coloring and eyes of Kermit, but a bear-like face. I bring up their unexpected relationship because I suspect that a similar anomaly might be coming your way: a bond with a seemingly improbable ally. To prepare, stretch your ideas about what influences you might want to connect with.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) English author Barbara Cartland published her first novel at age 21. By the time she died 77 years later, she had written more than 700 other books. Some sources say she sold 750 million copies, while others put the estimate at two billion. In 1983 alone, she churned out 23 novels. I foresee a Barbara Cartland-type period for you in the coming months. Between now and your birthday in 2016, I expect you to be as fruitful in your own field as you have ever been. And here’s the weird thing: One of the secrets of your productivity will be an enhanced ability to chill out.

“Relaxed intensity” will be your calming battle cry.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) ‘’On or about December 1910, human character changed,’’ wrote English author Virginia Woolf in 1924. What prompted her to draw that conclusion? The rapidly increasing availability of electricity, cars and indoor plumbing? The rise of the women’s suffrage movement? Labor unrest and the death of the King? The growing prominence of experimental art by Cezanne, Gauguin, Matisse and Picasso? The answer might be all of the above, plus the beginning of a breakdown in the British class system. Inspired by the current astrological omens, I’ll borrow her brash spirit and make a new prediction: During the last 19 weeks of 2015, the destiny of the Virgo tribe will undergo a fundamental shift.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “The greatest and most important problems of life are all in a certain sense insoluble,” said psychologist Carl Jung. “They can never be solved, but only outgrown.” I subscribe to that model of dealing with dilemmas, and I hope you will consider it, too – especially in light of the fact that from now until July 2016 you will have more power than ever before to outgrow two of your biggest problems. I don’t guarantee that you will transcend them completely, but I’m confident you can render them at least 60 percent less pressing, less imposing and less restricting. And 80 percent is quite possible.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Hundreds of years ago, Hawaiians celebrated an annual holiday called Makahiki. It began in early November and lasted four months. No one worked very much for the duration. There were nonstop feasts and games and religious ceremonies. Community-building was a featured theme, and one taboo was strictly enforced: no war or bloodshed. I encourage you to enjoy a similar break from your daily fuss. Now is an especially propitious time to ban conflict, contempt, revenge and sabotage as you cultivate solidarity in the groups that are important for your future. You may not be able to make your own personal Makahiki last for four months, but could you at least manage three weeks?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Located in Ann Arbor, Michigan, the Museum of Failed Products is a warehouse full of consumer goods that companies created but no one wanted to buy. It includes caffeinated beer, yogurt shampoo, fortune cookies for dogs and breath mints that resemble vials of crack cocaine.

The most frequent visitors to the museum are executives seeking to educate themselves about what errors to avoid in their own companies’ future product development. I encourage you to be inspired by this place. Take an inventory of the wrong turns you’ve made in the past. Use what you learn to create a revised master plan.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.” Virtually all of us have been guilty of embodying that well-worn adage. And according to my analysis of the astrological omens, quite a few of you are currently embroiled in this behavior pattern. But I am happy to report that the coming weeks will be a favorable time to quit your insanity cold turkey. In fact, the actions you take to escape this bad habit could empower you to be done with it forever. Are you ready to make a heroic effort? Here’s a good way to begin: Undo your perverse attraction to the stressful provocation that has such a seductive hold on your imagination.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it,” confessed the late, great author David Foster Wallace. Does that describe your experience, too? If so, events in the coming months will help you break the pattern. More than at any other time in the last 10 years, you will have the power to liberate yourself through surrender. You will understand how to release yourself from overwrought attachment through love and grace rather than through stress and force.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “Most people love in order to lose themselves,” wrote Hermann Hesse in his novel Demian. But there are a few, he implied, who actually find themselves through love.

In the coming months, you are more likely to be one of those rare ones. In fact, I don’t think it will even be possible for you to use love as a crutch. You won’t allow it to sap your power or make you forget who you are. That’s good news, right? Here’s the caveat: You must be ready and willing to discover much more about the true nature of your deepest desires – some of which may be hidden from you right now.

Forget the toys, this 4-month-old friendly kitten was born to be a lap cat. His name is romeo (animal Id a327387), and he’s as sweet as can be. He absolutely loves to be petted, and he’ll start purring the minute he has your attention. He’s also a talkative kitten, so there’s never a dull moment when Romeo is around. This affectionate boy can’t wait to find a loving new home. If you’re interested in adopting him, visit Orange County Animal Services. All cat and kitten adoption fees are currently waived, and each kitty is sterilized, microchipped and vaccinated before leaving the shelter. orange County animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road, 407-836-3111, ocnetpets.com.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’m a woman in a straight relationship. I woke up this morning, and my BF wasn’t in bed with me. He felt ill in the middle of the night and went to sleep in the spare room – where he found a condom in its wrapper behind the nightstand. Now my BF thinks I’m cheating on him. I haven’t cheated on him and have no desire to. I have an IUD and we are monogamous, so we don’t use condoms. But I used to keep condoms around to use on an old sex toy that I liked but was allergic to. That toy is long gone, but I kept the condoms in case I met someone. That someone ended up being him – but by the time we met, I had an IUD. I explained all this to him, but he doesn’t believe me. We’ve lived together for two years and were just talking about buying a house and having kids.

Condom Resurfaces And Shatters Happiness

Your boyfriend should ask himself which is the likelier scenario: that his girlfriend scatters condoms around the house because she’s cheating on him, or that his girlfriend has a few loose condoms rattling around her living space?

That your boyfriend can’t accept your perfectly reasonable explanation for that one stray condom, CRASH, has me wondering if the recent talk about buying a house and having kids might be the actual issue. Is he looking for an excuse to dump you, and the stray condom is a convenient casus belli? Or is he really that jealous and insecure? If he doesn’t want to buy a house and have kids, then you obviously shouldn’t buy a house or have kids with him. But the same goes if he’s really this jealous and insecure. You don’t want to be saddled with a partner who sees evidence of infidelity where none exists, because life is a parade of incidents and ephemera – an easily misinterpreted text message from a male co-worker, a cute waiter/barista/personal trainer who catches your eye – that could potentially set him off.

Everyone is entitled to moments of insecurity, of course, but you don’t want to be with a man who melts down over nothing.

My boyfriend of six months tied me up for the first time a month ago. He didn’t know what he was doing, and I didn’t get turned on because it hurt. I got him two sessions with a professional bondage top as a gift. I was the “model,” and I was very turned on as the instructor walked my boyfriend through safe bondage techniques and positions.

The guy was attractive, but not as attractive as my boyfriend. At one point I shuddered, and my boyfriend is convinced I had an orgasm. He says I cheated right in front of him, and now he wants to dump me. What do I do?

Helplessly Explaining My Predicament

Call that attractive instructor, and tell him you’re single now so you’ll be coming to that second session alone.

My boyfriend of three years and I have a problem. His libido is much higher than mine, and at one point I wasn’t making enough of an effort to meet him in the middle. But now we have great sex on average four or five times per week, and I initiate about a third of that. (If it were completely

up to him, we’d probably have sex one or two times a day.) This past week, I’ve been working crazy shifts for a work event – 14-hour days with a 1.5-hour commute each way. I told him that I very likely would not have the energy to have sex. But when I got home the other day, knowing that I had to get up and leave again in less than seven hours, he initiated sex and I refused. I was too tired. He got very upset. Whenever I say no, he seems to automatically categorize my refusal as evidence of laziness or selfishness. I’m not sure what to do at this point. I really want to make this work.

Working Hard And Tired

Your boyfriend is inconsiderate – in the most literal sense of the word. He has failed to take into consideration that sex five times a week is a lot of sex, objectively speaking, particularly in a long-term relationship. And he failed to take into consideration your current crushing workload when he attempted to initiate sex after you had worked/commuted for 17 hours and had to get up in seven hours and do it all over again. I suggest you get your boyfriend a Fleshlight for those moments when you can’t be his human masturbatory aid, and stop feeling guilty about having sex “only” four or five times per week.

I’m a bed wetter and am super embarrassed about it. My boyfriend knows, and I know he doesn’t mean to hurt me, but he makes jokes about it. He even once saw me wet myself and made a joke. I know I should say something, but I’m afraid to.

Wants Emotional Tenderness

There are only two reasons your boyfriend would be making jokes about your bed-wetting problem: He is trying to be nice (he mistakenly believes these jokes put you at ease; he wants to make the bed-wetting seem like no big deal, i.e., something you can laugh about) or he is a giant asshole (he knows you’re sensitive about it and makes these jokes anyway because HE’S AN ASSHOLE; he makes jokes expressly to demean you and shred your self-esteem because HE’S AN ASSHOLE).

There’s just one way to figure out whether he’s a nice doofus or a giant asshole: Tell him the jokes hurt your feelings and see what happens.

If he knocks it off, he was a nice doofus and the relationship may be salvageable. If he keeps it up, he’s a giant asshole and he actually does mean to hurt you and the relationship isn’t worth salvaging.

(Please bear this in mind: An asshole might claim to be a nice doofus – he’ll tell you he was just trying to make you feel better about the bed-wetting thing with humor – but if the jokes don’t stop … he’s not a nice doofus. He’s a giant asshole.)

The reason you’re afraid to say something is that you don’t want to lose him. But if your boyfriend is a giant asshole – even if he’s just a medium asshole – you should be in a big fucking hurry to lose him. Say something.

On the Lovecast, special guest Peter Sagal from Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!: savagelovecast.com.

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Legal/Public Notices Legal Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION. File No. 2015 CP 0001624O IN RE: ESTATE OF GERTRUDE M. MACCINI. Deceased – NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Gertrude M. Maccini, deceased, whose date of death was April 26, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 8/12/2015.

Attorney for Personal Representative: Timothy L. Finkenbinder Attorney Florida Bar Number: 0025480 OVERSTREET, MILES, CUMBIE & FINKENBINDER, PA. 100 Church Street KISSIMMEE, FL 34741. Telephone: (407) 847-5151, Fax: (407) 847-3353 E-Mail: tfinkenbinder@omcflaw.com Secondary E-Mail: dlettow@omcflaw.com. Personal Representative: Robert J. Maccini, Jr. 5040 Brightmour Circle Orlando, Florida 32837.

NOTICE OF SALE, PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST, 28, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 900 S. KIRKMAN ROAD, ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:00 AM: 1102 – D. AUSTIN, 1409 – G. BAILEY, 1612– B. DINKEL, 2112 – J. CHOPSKI, 2206 – B. JACKSON, 2411 – S. FARMER, 2412 – M. CAMPBELL, 2507 – A. COOPER, 2510 – E. LESLIE, 2608 – D. DURIEUX, 3107 – J. MENDEZ, 3117 – R. MCCLOUD, 3218 – J.MONTALVO, 3304 – F. MCCOY, 3413 – W. ROYAL, 4104 – B. MALDONALDO, 4105 – T. CADE, 4212 – R. CREWS, 4314 – J. ADAMS, 4415 – T. COUNCIL, 4518 – R. SANTIAGO, 4603 – J. SINGER, 4705 – S. TUCKER, 5102 –P. KONSTANTINE, 5105 – T. YAMBO, 5111 – L. NAPOLEON, 5112 – C. DAVIS, 6108 – H. OZDEMIR, 6112 – R. LEE FELDER, 7112 – C. FLORENTIN, 7114 – A. BOIS, 7115 – O. LEBRUN, 7116 – D. BLUNT, 7119 – C. MAZUR, 8106 – A. BROWN, 8107 – A. VASQUEZ, 8113 – W. DARIUS, 8114 – C. BRAIZER, 8122 – J. Bell Jr., 2102 – H. SIKORA. 5602 RALEIGH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:10 AM: 0029 – T.CARROLL, 0040 – V.COLLINS, 0048 – O. MCFARLENE, 0058 – S.DORZIL, 0067 – J. ASHLEY III, 0069 – E.GRAY, 0070 – C.COOMBS , 0090 – W.RUCKER, 0095 – C.ELLIS, 0106 – M.CHANCE, 0107 – S.DALES, 0116 – E.PAGAN, 0130 – C.BROWN, 0138 – S.PIKE, 0172 – S.EDWARDS, 0188 – T.DIABY, 0198 – A.WILLIAMS, 0204 – J.KIRKLAND, 0234 – Y.RIVERA, 0249, M.VARGAS, 0255 – V.SILVA, 0258 – S.HERNDERSON, 0266 – L.MESSAM, 0273 – C.ROSS, 0289 - C.MERZIUS, 0292 – T.STRINGER, 0299 – A.GREENE, 0300 – N.SMITH, 0306 – K.EDWARDS, 0403 - D.SYLVESTER, 0406 – U.S. JESCO, 0406 – J.OLVERA, 0411 – M.GULCINSCHI, 0426 – T.LAMAR, 0435 – K.BRUTON, 0438 – J. DOS SANTOS, 0439 – J.AMEDEO, 0458 – P.HANCOCK, 0474 – A.HARRIS, 0492 – M.VAZQUEZ, 0502 – R.DUNAWAY, 0507 – C.WILSON, 0527 – D.WRIGHT, 0551 – S.CABASSA, 0568 – R.PRINCE, 0571 – C. SCOTT. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 8:20 AM : 1104 – D.SHINE, 1106 – R.ROBINS, 1122 – I.TORRE, 1135 – J.HEATH, 1156 – Q.WILLIAMS , 1168 – G.MOTTA, 2204 – W.SEVILLA, 2214 - A.HOPKINS , DODGE STRATUS, VIN# 4282, 2214 – SANTANDER CONSUMER USA, INC. DODGE STRATUS VIN# 4282, 2214 CITIFINANCIAL AUTO, DODGE STRATUS, VIN# 4282, 2215 – S.FARRINGTON, 2235 – J.RODRIGUEZ, 2240 – E.DASILVA, 2242 – J.TAN, 2266 – K.HAIR, 2272 – M.DICKS, 2285 – M.PERKINS, 2290 – T.AWOLARU. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:30 AM: 0025 S.NIGHT, VOLVO VIN#0021, 0611 – A.ENGRAM, 0704 – T.ALSTON, 0705 – A.NANTON, 0814 – C.FRANCIS, 0837 – D.GIL, 0849 – L.STARKE, 0850 – R.DA SILVA LEAL, 0926 – M.LAWSON, 1008 – J.HALL, 1018 – E.CHARLES JR., 1101 – R. TWINE, 1110 – J.MITCHELL, 1317 – J.JEAN-FRANCOIS. 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:40 AM: B038 –K.MELLO, C184 – D.MOLLIVER, D120 – D.TALLEY, D123 – F.ALLEN, D156 – A.ROJO, D173 – A.PRESTON, E221 – G.QUILES, E224 – G.AGUDELO, E233 – D.FLOWERS, H074 – R.DIEUX. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 8:50 AM: 0110 – E.CASTELLANOS, 0118 –S.AVERY, 0290 – S.RODRIGUEZ, 1021 – J.REICHLEY, 2002 – T.BROWN, 2049 – R.PEREZ VELIZ, 2056 – S.PIPER, 3030 – D.ROSADO, 3031– J.PARKER, 3033 – C.HARRIELL, 3036 – C.LOVETTE JR. 3045 – F.GARCIA, 6002 – L.MORGAN, 6009 – M.MILAN, 7009 – K.VLADO, 7016

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CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday SEPTEMBER 9, 2015 Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #436 Holly Churchill, #102 Sandy Vasquez, #254 Charles S. Walker lll, #470 Rohan Bennett, #382 Lawanda A. Thompson, #475 Keisha Gray,#486 Curtis Walker,#236 David Porter, #360 Benji M. Shiflette. MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 - AT 11:00AM: #0070 Donald Hullender; #0108 Sonia Sawyer; #0123 Scott Zubarik; #0132 Scott Zubarik. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 12:30PM: #0091 Ronnell Chiffon Whitehead; #0189 Alan Woodbury; #0291 Tamieka Corson; #0304 Evelyn Fournier; #0305 Michael Radomski; #0346 Todd Parrish; #0463 Todd Parrish; #0700 Mark Whipple; #0739 April Denise Gandy; #0868 David Roy Swarthout; #0900 Catherine Rachel Carpenter; #0902 Kristy D’Nina Williams. FAIRVIEW MINI STORAGE - 4211 N. N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 AT 12:30 PM: #B25 Edesse Edouard.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 2:00PM: #75 Georgette D Gardener; #140 Lenise S Banks; #150 Wayne Cameron; #161 Princess L Walker;#186 Mario Delva; #202 Patrick Harris; #207 Sholand R Mosley; #233 T J Barber; #245 Tressy S Miles; #260 Santiago Uresi Manzanares; #283 Omyry J Hickson; #327 Vergenia F Hair; #357 Luis D Zayas Valentin 1985 Merc Grand Marquis Colony Park Green Station Wagon VIN#2MEBP94F7FX664828; #404 Kareem R McGregor;#405 Marvin J Goodman; #409 Erika T Swanigan; #420 Tyrance K Myers; #433 Earl B Graham Jr.#454 Shannon S Gay; #462 Jennifer D Hair; #498 Rodairus R Wilson; #510 Melvinie L Moore; #516 Arnold Samuel; #519 Jessica Townsend; # 560 Elizabeth G Brown; #606 Robin M Lamb

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Legal/Public Notices STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF BUNCOMBE IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE DISTRICT COURT DIVISION JUVENILE DIVISION 10 JT 219 IN THE MATTER OF: A.D.D. Minor Child.TO: UNKNOWN FATHER(S), of one African American female child, A.D.D., born September 6, 2002 to N.M.J., in in Orange County, Florida.

The biological mother, N.M.J. is also African-American.

TAKE NOTICE that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above-captioned action. The nature of the relief sought is as follows: Termination of parental rights to A.D.D., minor child, pursuant to North Carolina General Statute, 7B-1111. You are required to make defense to such proceedings no later than September 14, 2015, said date being forty (40) days from the publication of this notice, and upon your failure to do so, the Buncombe County Department of Social Services, Petitioner, will apply to the Court for the relief sought. If you are indigent, you are entitled to appointed counsel. You may contact the Buncombe County juvenile court clerk immediately to request counsel.

This the 29th day of July, 2015. HANNA HONEYCUTT, ATTORNEY FOR BUNCOMBE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES PO BOX 7408 ASHEVILLE, NC 28802 (828)-2505500 August 5, 2015, August 12, 2015, August 19, 2015

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on September 9, 2015 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810,O126 Deloris Bocco $1224.60, B19 Steve Upshaw $335.40, D43 Ashley Jackson $569.35, D24 Paul Reig $569.35, E24 Quinten Dorsey $1124.85, B60 Jamani Norton $558.88, U105 Victor Tirado $217.07, AA9687E Sylvia Vicchiullo $798.70. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, 1296 Carmen Paris $993.08, 1103 Albert Jones Jr $760.00, 1214 Angel Figueroa $748.00. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, E117 Property Repair Speclist Inc $529.20, D102 Maxine Earle $561.20. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, 1033 Cesar Acosta $562.00, 1407 Gregory Vining $432.60, 1240 Hannah Taylor-Reid $320.60, 1460 Marcus Rodney $293.80, 1080 Heather Frias $449.00. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, C041 Dan Borders $1027.10, E013 Brigitte Gordon $240.35, B035-36 Christina Huertas $370.85, B059 Bruce Corrigan $358.00, B095-96 Elizabeth Murphy $614.75. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773, 1023 Willie Eugine Fourroux Jr $978.45, 5076 Carolyn Mercado $978.45, 2033 Jon Deem $341.35, 1218 Dyron Rodriguez $347.00, 1240 Mystery Room $432.80, 1256 Mystery Room $432.80, 1583 Lamanda Bungy $280.25, 2730 Audrey Grant $296.30, 1278 Tonya Mays $468.55, 2072 Tonya Mays $229.20.

U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771, 4050 Pure Living Apartments $502.50, 1095 Ashley Arevalo $392.62, 2036 Lawrince Albert $498.10, 3084 Bryon Shupin $375.43.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03, CASE NO.:DP13-436. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: Y. M. V. DOB:04/13/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Rafael Reyes, Jr. address unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 15th day of September, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion.

Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/Reunion-Registry.htm.

Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700.

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service.Pleading shall be copies to: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com Dept. of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Fl 32811. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of July, 2015. CLERK OF COURT.

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION, OFFICE OF FINANCIAL REGULATION, STATE OF FLORIDA – IN RE: EISENBURG, WHITMAN & ASSOCIATES. Administrative Proceeding Number: 56965. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION TO: EISENBURG, WHITMAN & ASSOCIATES. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an Administrative Complaint has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Petitioner’s attorney, Scott Tavolieri, Assistant General Counsel, whose address is Office of Financial Regulation, 400 W. Robinson Street, S-225, Orlando, FL 32801 on or before 21 days following final publication of this notice and file the original with the clerk of this agency either before service on Petitioner’s attorney or immediately thereafter, otherwise a final order will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint: Agency Clerk Office of Financial Regulation P.O. Box 8050 Tallahassee, FL 32314-8050.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07, CASE NO.:DP13-464. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD:K. N.P. DOB: 09/28/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: OLIVERIO PORFIRIO-GONZALES Address unknown.

A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Alicia Latimore, Circuit Judge, on the 24th day of September, 2015 at 9:30 a.m.. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Pleadings shall be copied to: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, kim.crag-chaderton@myflfamilies.com State of Florida Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, Pine Hills Service Center, 609 N. Powers Drive, Suite 324B, Orlando, FL 32818 (407-563-2380). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, phone 407-836-2303, or fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of August, 2015. CLERK OF COURT

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.2011 Nissan VIN# 3N1AB6AP0BL664109. To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on September 2 , 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.

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Notice is hereby given that on September 10th 2015 Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: – Extra Space Storage 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 September 10th 11:00am #05082 Vanessa Devereaux hsehold furniture,boxes, #07014 Talina Mckinley hsehold items, #02277 Sandra Cameron hsehold goods, #02209 Gofery Butler clothing, computers, #09009 Ron Dieux truck bed cover, #06021 Carla Holmes hsehold items, #02036 Jason Frazier hsehold/furniture/items, #07001 Cherod Johnson boxes/furniture Extra Space Storage 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 September 10th 12:30pm #698 Melvin Holmes Jr – Household items #853 Alek Souz – Church worship equipment #680 Deandre Rue – Household Items #843 Will Watlington – dolly, boxes #003 Gloria Hopson - household items Extra Space Storage 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 September 10th 1:30pm #3071-Khiry Swift(bedroom set,washer,dryer,boxes) #2079-Elizabeth Kelson(personal items) #4112-Nicole Ellis(household items) #4019-Jerome Thomas(household goods) #3025-Patricia Miscio(household goods) #1057-Roy Lee(washing machine,beds) The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned, Campus Crusade for Christ, Inc. of 100 Lake Hart Drive 3500, Orlando, Fl 32832, pursuant of the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Crescendo Arts. It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Crescendo Arts” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated August 17,2015.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned, Campus Crusade for Christ, Inc. of 100 Lake Hart Drive 3500, Orlando, Fl 32832, pursuant of the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Valor. It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Valor” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated August 17,2015.

Notice of Action For Dissolution of Marriage – To: Ryanne De Lima Rover, UNKNOWN. You are notified that an action has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses if any, to it on Scott M Dorough whose known address is 5081 The Oaks Circle on or before 9/10/2015, and file the orginal with the clerk of this court at 425 N Orange Ave. Suite 320 Orlando Fl. 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office.

WARNING Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking pleadings.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2015 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www. storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0128 ERICA DENISE STANLEY 0237 STEVEN J GRODE - 1978 YAMAHA MOTORCYCLE VIN #2F0000827, 2 OTHER MOTORCYCLES - NO VIN #S AVAILABLE - PARTS ONLY, 0715 DONALD L CAMERON, 0733 TEEKARAI BRUCE THERON LAYTON, 0734 LATOYA DESHAE SMITH, 0834 ROBERT DAVID ELLIS, 1109 MICHAEL C DAVIS, 1136 WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER DELANEY, 1232 SATYRA Q PONDER, 1541 SUSAN MARIE SHIPLEY, 1545 MALINDA M BARCONEY, 1635 MIGUEL EDUARDO MCLEAN, 1805 MICHELLE RAE SULLIVAN EWING, 1806 ONAJE DAWUD HANBERRY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1030 BIANCA PRINGLE, 1037 CORNEILUS ANTONIO VEREZ MANN ll, 1044 NATALIE MARIA WASHINGTON, 1091 ROY JEAN ROGERS, 1101 FRANK MEGAHEE, 1119 YOLANDA VERLAN, 2006 VIRGINIA BOYD, 2038 JASMINE YVETTE MILLER, 2074 MICHAEL ANTHONY JOHNSON, 3217 JACQUELINE JONES, 4032 CHELENA JOHNSON, 4038 RODNEY BRAZZEL, 4093 MICHAELA ANNE SANSEVERINO, 4099 AMANDA SHANTA PATTERSON, 5032 TIFFANY YOLANDA ISOM’MCNEIL, 6029 KATHY YOLANDA SINGLETON, 8001 TIMOTHY RAY GIDEON, 8007 TREVOR COBB GREATER VIEW ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES, 9013 ALAN KYLE GRES, Boat NC2569BR, Vin#MAK54725027979 TAG1790NX VIN#290834,.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 09/09/15: 1020 Nicholas Gonzalez, 1210 Annette Brewster, 1525 & 2482 Ivan Diaz, 1557 Michelle Mikkola, 2358 Omar Campbell, 3316 Larry Casey. Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 09/09/15: F0601 Terry Garcia, F0659 Karen Foreman, G0800 Travaris Glanton, G0804 Maureen Buckman. Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 09/09/15: 1042 Eric Gorecki, 1072 Jessica Sanchez, 1234 Juan A Lopez, 1518 Michelle L Bowens, 2201 & 3237 Jodie Johnson, 2400 Tracey Boss, 2502 Minica Gonzales, 3118-20 John Brown, 3151 Eddie Torres, 3167 Venus Curiel, 3511 Mark C Jackson Jr, AA4315D Melina Barajas. Uhaul Stg Gatorland-14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 09/09/15: 269 Juan Olavarria, 359 Mariah Vargas, 531 Eric Ferguson,568 & 570 Manuel Athayde, 774 Carol Forsythe, 808 Ana Mendoza, 845 Terrence Greene.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd -Orlando 09/02/15: 1059 Ministry Studios, 2027 & 2028 Dakota P Gant, 2046 Jonathan McKnight, 2067 Marc English, 3022 Angel Molina, 3097 Orlando Middleton, 4026 Emery James, 4029 Octavia Peterson, 6016 Lecrystal Clay, 6026 Idel Chin, 6038 Demitrie Sanders, 8011 Kesha Johnson, 8012 Jerrold Johnson, 8018 Lee Phillips. Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave- 3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 09/02/15: 1114 Tovia Robinson, 1165 Gabriel Chaney,1449 Recovery BE3432W Zuhan Wang, 1526 Angel Davis, 1532 Ebony Davis, 2139 Joseph D’Angelo-Lajoie, 2141 Vincent Picconi.

Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive -Orlando 09/02/15: A115 Bosko Lazic, C211 Hewnri Pereira, D137 George Lewis, D183 Tatiana Noelia, D203& D222 Delano Dees, D209 Tonia Ahmed, D216 Jesse Moore. Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 09/02/15: 106 Evans Pierre, 221 Adrain Robinson, 307 Amanda Cepero, 322 Daniel Perez, 615 Mildred Betancourt,704 Steven Alford, 705 Anthony Brimhall, 720 Eric Roman. Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Dr-Orlando 09/02/15: 1201 Casley Chin, 1238 Omayra Colon.

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