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Can we get SunRail back on track?

Your survey needs to add cost as a reason (“Why is SunRail ridership stalling on the tracks?” July 27, orlandoweekly.com). At $5.50 each way (I would have to cross two counties), and the only SunRail station near my house being seven miles away, it was going to cost as much as just driving, all things considered. I do think I would have saved a little, but not enough to justify the extra planning and effort.

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9 News

Movies opening this week: Fantastic Four, The Gift, Ricki and the Flash, and The Wolfpack

Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission is no friend to Florida wildlife, especially bears and panthers

27 Screens

9 This Modern World

Shaun the Sheep TV series is more cute than clever

10 Police force

28 Irrelevant man

College students file formal complaints against Orange County deputies for excessive force

Woody Allen’s Irrational Man wastes a good premise

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music

13 The body politic

30 A mighty weird

A new photo book serves up slices of life from Peaches, a transgressive master

13 Time wasted is not wasted time Time Waste Management Art Collective takes over Sister Space, opens A Place Gallery

I can’t believe those in charge in Orlando just blindly followed the advice from [vendor] Bombardier.

Who did they pay off on this deal?

If you want to see a successful mass transit rail system, go to St. Louis and see theirs. Runs around the clock, every 20 minutes, 24/7. A rider can count on it to mesh with their schedule, whatever that is and however that changes. SunRail is too expensive to operate (thanks to Bombardier), and they can’t get committed riders with two-hour schedules and no weekend service.

In summary, those in charge made a big mistake that we have to pay for.

As usual.

Comedic minstrel “Weird Al” blasts back for a new heyday during parody’s primetime

32 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

15 Live Active Cultures

32 Let’s rap

Sometimes, Orlando’s best resources are just steps away from your own front door

Reunited Blackalicious is ready to show and prove

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food & drink 17 Stoker’s AYCE Do-it-yourselfers indulge in Korea House’s all-youcan-eat meatfest

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calendar 36 Selections

Activity in the former Brian’s space, three new brunch options and more in our weekly food roundup

38 The Week

18 Remix

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Bring a cooler full of our remixed Pimm’s Cup to your next tennis match and you’ll be a winner because everyone else will be in love

23 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

film 27 Film listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

We need to extend the tracks – Deltona to Disney would be nice – have it run 24/7, less gaps in pickup and drop-off times, and then I’d be a weekly customer. As of now, I have no use for it. One thing I must add is that it stops running way too early. You’re stranded if you miss the last train.

Riding Easy Records brings a stacked label showcase to Backbooth, plus more concert reviews

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FWC issues bear-hunting permits despite lawsuit Weeks after the Florida Fish and

Wildlife Commission voted almost unanimously to revive the practice of hunting black bears in the state, a coalition of environmental groups has filed suit to block the hunt.

Seminole County’s Speak Up Wekiva was joined by the Sierra Club, the League of Women Voters of Florida, the Center for Biological Diversity (based in Tucson, Arizona) and Environmental Action (based in Boston) in asking a court to consider the constitutionality of the FWC’s decision. The suit was filed in Leon County circuit court on Friday, July 31. “[The FWC] violated its constitutionally mandated mission to preserve and protect wildlife when commissioners voted in June to authorize the state’s first bear hunt in two decades,” the organizations said in a statement about the suit. Bears are one of the state’s natural resources the FWC should protect, the groups contend, so the agency shouldn’t be putting them in the line of fire.

The FWC’s claim, in opening season on bears, is that the population needs to be thinned. Only three years ago, black bears were considered endangered in Florida.

Today, the state estimates that there are 2,500 to 3,000 bears in the state – but in a June interview with the Tampa Bay Times,

FWC executive director Nick Wiley said the commission doesn’t really know how large the population actually is. That’s partly because their official count isn’t up Wekiva’s suit was to block the sale of due to conclude until next year. What bear-hunting permits until a court can they do know, another commissioner told resolve whether the FWC’s actions were the TBT, is that there have been a growing legal. However, the agency went ahead number of black bear encounters with with its plan and began selling bearhunting permits on humans. “We don’t Monday, Aug. 3. want to be exposed Don’t be too surif there’s another prised. The FWC, attack,” commissionas it stands now, is er Richard Corbett Estimated number of black made up of real estate (who is a mall develbears in Florida in 1970s investors, developoper, by the way) ers, contractors, told the TBT. “We’ve ranchers and lawgot to take action to yers, many appointed protect children and Year the Florida Fish and

by Gov. Rick Scott, other people.”

Wildlife Commission voted under whose adminThe environmental istration nonpartisan groups have pointed to remove black bears from organization Public out in their campaign state’s endangered list Employees for against black bear Environmental season, however, Responsibility has that hunting bears determined that isn’t proven to keep enforcement of envithem from invading ronmental regulations backyards and neighNumber of bears living in has plummeted. Sure, borhoods – smart the state today; the FWC Scott was recently bear-proofing is, but says it’s probably around given an award for his the FWC has been 3,000, but the agency’s environmental stewintent on getting this ardship by the Fish & hunt underway, and official count won’t be Wildlife Foundation the FWC voted 5-1 in completed until next year. of Florida – but that favor of it. organization, it turns The goal of Speak

out, is a supporting organization for the FWC. Its leader? A Miami real estate developer and lobbyist.

Good luck, bears. You’re going to need it. – Erin Sullivan

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Fish and Wildlife Commission’s hit list?

Florida panthers, which are critically endangered. It’s estimated that only 100180 breeding panthers live in the state now, but according to FWC Liesa Priddy, they’re becoming a nuisance.

“Panther populations are straining and currently exceed the tolerance of landowners, residents and recreationists in the region,” according to a FWC policy memo drafted in part by Priddy that suggests that the animals may no longer need the “endangered” designation. Priddy, a South Florida rancher appointed to the FWC in 2012, told news outlets that she lost approximately 10 calves to suspected panther attacks over the course of several years. However, she assured everyone who asked, reduced protections for panthers would have no benefit for her personally. – ES esullivan@orlandoweekly.com

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force College students file formal complaints against Orange County deputies for excessive force

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The best course of action for off-duty officers who want to make an arrest is to call 911, says Eugene O’Donnell, a former police officer and professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice at the City University of New York.

“If the situation is serious enough to make an arrest, the wisest course is to call on-duty police,” he says. “If the [off-duty officer] is the complainant, it helps give some sense of impartiality. That’s not to say the off-duty officer doesn’t have a probable cause or force was improperly used, because he is still a police officer.”

Professor Kenneth Nunn, who specializes in race relations and the law at the University of Florida, watched both videos of the event, and writes that it’s hard to tell from the clips whether excessive force was used.

“The most likely incident of excessive force would be the lifting of the girl by the arms,” he writes. “That seems totally gratuitous and done simply to punish.”

Nunn says that while there does not seem to be an overly egregious use of force, he questions why the incident occurred at all.

“A citizen is not required to obey the orders of an off-duty officer acting in his private capacity,” he writes. “The office may have violated the law, in fact, by making an arrest for which there is not probable cause for a violation of the law.

If she in fact lived in the complex or was an invited guest, she was not trespassing.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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he then called another off-duty deputy, Richard Nye, who is also a courtesy officer at the complex. When Reid and friends tried to leave the complex, Parnell stopped them and an argument ensued.

The confrontation escalated with more officers arriving, and Reid was arrested on charges of resisting an officer with violence and trespassing. Lane was arrested for resisting an officer without violence.

Police allege that Reid took a “fighting stance” which prompted Nye to grab her arms and put her on the ground. Reid says she did not take a fighting stance, but threw a cup she was holding to the floor.

“They attacked me, pushed me up against the fence and dropped me on the floor while sitting on my back,” Reid wrote in her complaint. “[They] twisted my shoulder out of place while I was already in handcuffs.” Lane says in his complaint that Deputy Kristine Helms kneed him in the groin during his arrest, and he was slammed into the car by Nye, who is shown in the video holding a “less lethal shotgun,” according to the report.

“I am traumatized and frightened of the events that occurred that afternoon,” wrote Lane in his complaint.

Videos of the incident recorded with cellphones went viral, and the hashtag #JusticeForDeidra was started on social media. After she was arrested, Reid was taken to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder. She was supposed to attend UCF in the fall, but after the incident, she says her life has been put on hold.

“At night, I can’t sleep. I’m on two dif different types of medication,” said Reid, her arm still in a sling, at a Wednesday news conference. “How can two people like that sleep at night with their families? ...

Because I can’t sleep at night.”

ike most young people their age, Deidra Reid and Reginald Lane Jr. say they have been following closely the escalations between police officers and people of color across the country.

On social media, they see a common hashtag: #JusticeForMikeBrown, #JusticeForSandraBland, #JusticeForSamDubose, and so on, into what seems like an endless list that is updated daily with cases of people harmed or killed by alleged police brutality.

And last week, after a confrontation with three Orange County Sheriff’s Office deputies that resulted in arrest and a hospital visit for Reid, 21, and Lane, 20, the two Valencia students also became a hashtag: #JusticeForDeidra.

On Wednesday, Reid, Lane and several other college students filed excessive-force complaints against OCSO, which has defended the deputies’ actions. The conflict on July 20 began at the Retreat at Orlando, an apartment complex near the University of Central Florida, where Reid and Lane were visiting their friend, a resident of the complex. Reid was trying to get into the clubhouse, but a 9-year-old boy who was inside would not open the door for them. When her friend opened the door, Reid talked to the boy for 17 seconds, telling him he was rude. According to security footage and the arrest report, she said to him: “Don’t you know you are supposed to respect your elders?”

The boy went to get his father, Orange County Sheriff’s deputy Sgt. Brett Parnell, who was in the gym. In a heated exchange, Parnell, who is also a courtesy officer for the complex, asked Reid if she was a resident. When Reid said she wasn’t, the off-duty deputy asked her to leave, the report says. Parnell says in his report that

Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said at an earlier conference Wednesday that the three deputies are still on duty while a criminal and internal investigation is underway. Demings added that the security footage shows Reid “bullying the child for not letting her into the complex.”

“Sgt. Parnell did what he was hired to do by the complex,” he said. “We’re happy to fully investigate the complaint, but ask that copies of all videos of the incident be turned over to investigators so they have a full picture of what happened. ... What most of you have been provided are small snippets.”

Reid’s attorney, Natalie Jackson, says her client and Lane have been demonized for asserting their rights. Jackson also represents Noel Carter, who complained that Orlando Police Department officers were excessive during his arrest when they kicked him, shocked him with a stun gun, hit him with a metal baton and peppersprayed him.

“She did not touch this little boy, she did not threaten this little boy,” Jackson says. “The key to this case is that Deputy [Parnell] had no reason to arrest Deidra Reid. As a father, he had a right to confront her. But he could not use his badge to abuse, torment and bully Deidra.”

Ston Jean-Baptiste, one of Reid’s friends who was at the news conference Wednesday supporting her, says he was shocked when he saw her on the news.

“It became real,” he says. “I also think this is being ignored. People think it’s not that big of a situation, or it wasn’t that serious, but it is.”

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Time wasted is not wasted time

Music Hall of Williamsburg Brooklyn, New york June 19, 2009

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The body politic A new photo book serves up slices of life from a transgressive master

By Matt StieB WHAT ELSE IS IN THE TEACHES OF PEACHES

by Peaches and holger Talinski | Akashic Books | 160 pages

PeAches PhOTO BY hOlGer TAlinski

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or electroclash and performance artist Peaches, the body and all its politics – gender, orientation, sexual identity – are there to be toyed with.

Playing rough with taboo, a Peaches show cuts through the doublespeak of sexual politics and gets into something real and vividly fun. For her Seussian costumes, raving fanbase and fearless attitude toward the body, I can think of no better candidate than this Toronto romp-roller for a hardcover photo tome.

What Else Is in the Teaches of Peaches takes its name from “Fuck the Pain Away,” a Peaches single featured in countless films (an inspired club in Brighton, England, also took the title as its name).

Like the 2000 single, the book is full of grit, sweat and dripping sexuality.

Shot by Holger Talinski, a young Berlin photographer, Teaches of Peaches covers a prolific 2009 to 2014 span in the singer’s career. From stressed-out hotel shots to carnival stage shows, a performance of

Yoko Ono’s Cut Piece to a one-woman electro-rock opera, Peaches Does Herself, the book takes an extensive look into the life of a transgressive master.

What Else Is in the Teaches of Peaches opens with an image of the artist backstage.

In a pink-puff, upside-down tulip jacket, gold hood and luchador mask, Peaches is utterly serious, prepared for the battle ahead. A few pages later, we find her in the same outfit, knee-high combat boots visible now, as she crowdsurfs with her legs splayed out like a goal post. Way deep in the crowd, Talinski’s light travels from pink to green in the frame.

Peaches, née Merrill Nisker, has been at it since 1995, releasing five albums of brilliant electronic smut. But her material finds its true life on the stage, in no small part due to her elaborate, ever-evolving attire.

As Peaches describes her I Feel Cream tour in the foreword: “Images of myself singing backup were projected onto my winged sleeves when I lifted my arms.

There were costume changes galore where I would start with huge outfits and slowly, during the show, strip down layer by layer like a Russian matryoshka doll.”

In her costume choices, Peaches shares

PhOTO cOUrTesY Of AlWAYs nOThinG

ast saturday, in the upstairs rooms once known as sister space, the Time Waste Management Art collective christened their A Place Gallery with an installation by Vanessa Andrade and Antonio Gonzalez (“ready to ship A/W ’15”) and a hex haus pop-up shop. The one-night-only party was the beginning of something new, but also the culmination of years of scene presence. cody Zeigler, Tara Atefi and Jeff Gross have, in various permutations, worked on the is it Over Yet? zine and print collective, the Orlando Zine fest, les Poussieres Premier samedi and many other events. now bonded as Time Waste Management, they have a room of their own. A Place Gallery is the natural inheritor of those events formerly hosted at the space, prior to its graceful demise last month, not simply because it’s just around the corner but because many of the same people are involved, and the same let’s-do-it-together spirit prevails.

TWM’s mission statement declares, “Our goals are to provide an outlet free of commercial advertising for local/non-local artists to subjugate and reform their works of any media to a broad community of their peers while providing workshops, equipment, and materials needed to allow free artistic growth in technique and creative process.”

Plans include “regular functions including workshops, classes, a permanent zine library, art exhibits, movie nights, studio time, and fun time!” – Jessica Bryce Young A Place Gallery is on the second floor at 649 N. Mills Ave. Follow facebook.com/ timewastemanagement to learn about upcoming events.

Bakhtin’s love of the orifice, worshipping at the spewing altars of the body. Another backstage shot finds Peaches in an offwhite bodysuit with chrome breasts and a comic satyr phallus. The prosthetic schlong casts a perfect, laughable shadow on the industrial equipment behind her. In front of a massive outdoor festival crowd, Peaches and her dancers don huge, balloon-shaped breasts. Peaches, in a giraffe mask, is covered in 30 of the carnival mammaries.

Inevitably, the music morphed into performance and theatrical art. In 2012, after running Peaches Christ Superstar, a one-woman adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar, Nisker debuted Peaches Does Herself, a mythical history of her roots.

Talinski captures both shows in their absurd, gutbucket splendor.

Like all good performance art, it’s not an empty dance. In each frame, Peaches carries a fire in her eyes. As R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe says, in one of the book’s guest essays: “She is brave enough to be completely current, human, vulnerable.”

In 2013, at the Meltdown Festival in London, Yoko Ono invited Peaches to perform Ono’s Cut Piece. First performed by Ono in 1964, the work invites audience members to cut away the actor’s clothing until nothing remains. In Talinski’s Cut Piece photos, Peaches is left naked against a black background, with remnant scraps orlandoweekly.com

of clothing dotted around her.

“She sat quietly but her body was expressing a universe,” writes Ono. “Cut Piece will never be performed again with such eloquence.”

In front of the camera, a few more celebrities make their way into Teaches of Peaches. Nisker and Iggy Pop share a candid moment, in which the Idiot shows off his suspiciously white teeth (they’re certainly looking a lot nicer than in his 1981 shoot with Robert Mapplethorpe). In a stairwell, Peaches struts with Pussy Riot, the controversial protest-punk Russian outfit undoubtedly informed by Peaches’ daring feminism.

A crucial figure in music in the new millennium, Peaches’ greatest influence is in her role as a queer performer. A Peaches show is a space of sexual freedom, where taboos are looked in the eyes and crumble in the gaze of electro-rock & roll.

“For a 16-year-old gay person, she offered something that I could not find elsewhere,” writes Ellen Page, in the book’s best essay. “A voice that said, Fuck shame, fuck the male-dominated perspectives of sex, fuck gender stereotypes, fuck not embracing your desires and fuck not owning yourself.” arts@orlandoweekly.com Peaches releases Rub, her first new album since 2009’s I Feel Cream, sept. 25. ●

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BY SETH KUBERSKY

Sometimes, Orlando’s best resources are just steps away from your own front door

PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY

It’s clichéd but true: We don’t

appreciate what we’ve got until it’s gone.

Like many locals, I’ll sometimes lament how lame Orlando can be, complaining about things that people in other cities envy.

For example, I may whine about the many hours I spend each week doing research at local attractions, fighting through hordes of Brazilian teens while alternately being roasted and rained on, but I can’t imagine living where a roller coaster ride requires a multi-hour drive to a second-rate Six Flags.

Although it’s easy to underappreciate what our town has to offer, every so often I’m awakened by the ending of something I assumed would always be around.

While I try to split my focus in this column between performing arts, the theme-park industry and pop culture events, with my limited number of words to fill each week, Orlando’s vibrant literary scene often gets short shrift. So I was a bit ashamed to read Thaddeus McCollum’s recent tribute in our pages to the final Speakeasy at Will’s Pub (“Speakeasy, Orlando’s oldest spoken-word open mic, closes down after 13 years,” July 15 ) and found myself searching my memory for the last time I had attended the openmic institution hosted by Tod Caviness.

The Speakeasy may be shuttered, but in its time it nurtured numerous other spoken word nights, one of which hap-

pens to be held a few thousand feet from my front porch. That brings me to another great underutilized resource in my life: the neighborhood I live in. Though I spend much of my time in the tourist corridor, I make my home in the Milk District, one of the most walkable communities in the city’s core, crammed with a Best Of-worthy collection of bars and restaurants that rivals any similar downtown district in the region.

Yet all too often, I find myself lazily driving to Wawa when I could be walking a few blocks to Pom Pom’s or Gringos Locos.

Last Friday night I finally killed both those birds with a single stone by strolling down the street to the Milk Bar for the monthly S.A.F.E.! Words! Poetry! Slam!

(Yes, all those exclamation points are absolutely necessary.) Milk Bar is like a Wild West watering hole had a baby with a hipster hangout – vintage beer ads hang on the wall above flatscreen TVs screening Star Wars – and I can’t decide which I love more: the sky-high ABV Belgian ale on tap, or the friendly resident dog roaming the room. I settled in with my brew as the bar started to fill, and discovered that I’d popped in on the perfect night, as the evening’s competition would determine which local artist would represent Orlando at October’s Individual World Poetry Slam in Washington, D.C. After some initial confusion, during which organizer Curtis X. Meyer paced furiously while a fellow poet ran home for an extra microphone, the evening’s dozen contestants kicked off their first round around 9 p.m., each delivering a four-minute spoken word piece. No props, costumes or musical accompaniment were allowed,

per contest rules, but participants could read their poems off a page or iPad. A threejudge panel scored each entry on a 10-point scale (after deductions for going over the time limit), with the cumulative scores from all four rounds determining the winner.

It’s an inside joke that the acronym S.A.F.E. stands for whatever you want it to, but one thing it isn’t is safe. Aside from the inherent bravery required to stand up and perform anything you’ve penned, many of these poets mined unimaginable personal pain to produce their gem-like verses. In the first round alone, Monica Titus framed her poem about “drink[ing] music like a parched man” with beautifully sung snatches of “Down to the River to Pray”; Tim Rumsey told of an Iraq veteran with a “bruised head” and a guardian angel; Mary McGinn gave a gleeful ode to “your bipolar disorder”; Wallowe Jones recounted rolling radioactive snowballs while doing Japanese earthquake relief; and Troy Cunio gave a tongue-in-cheek toast to alcohol for being “what keeps us civilized.” But from the start, it was clear that Aleathia “GG” Dupree would claim the crown and the invite to D.C., after her searing soliloquy on child rape earned the evening’s first perfect score.

The S.A.F.E. slam will be back at Milk Bar on the last Thursday of every month, and I hope to be as well. As the evening’s cohost, Heather Bedor, explained the event’s appeal to me, “When you’re little, you get to have bedtime stories; as an adult you don’t have them. These are my bedtime stories.”

On this night, the stories continued past midnight; lucky for me that my bed is just blocks away. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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by Faiyaz Kara

There’s been a fair bit of construction in the former site of Elliott’s Public House.

The renovated space will soon be home to Nova Restaurant, operated by Atlantabased 101 Concepts.

The latest restos to jump on the brunch bandwagon: Osprey Tavern, Sunday from 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Two Chefs Seafood & Oyster Bar, Sunday from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; Slate, Saturday-Sunday 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m.

Teriyaki Madness has opened its first of five planned Florida locations at Colonial Plaza. The restaurant franchise is owned

by Brevard Achievement Center, a nonprofit that provides job training and life skills support to disabled adults. Profits will help fund BAC’s programs and offer a route to employment for BAC clients.

A five-course dinner with vintage cocktails is how Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse will celebrate its 50th anniversary, Aug. 20, at all three area locations. Cost is $90 plus tax and gratuity. Reservations can be made at ruthschris.com.

Stoker’s AYCE

Fusion 360, in the former American Gymkhana space on Sand Lake Road, had its official grand opening July 24. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights from 11 p.m.-2 a.m., the Indian restaurant will give way to the Kerala Lounge, featuring DJs, dancing, bottle service and a late-night menu.

Do-it-yourselfers indulge in Korea House’s all-you-can-eat meatfest

By FAiyAz KARA korea HoUSe 4501 Colonial Drive | 407-896-5994 | koreahouseorlando.com | $$

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melling like the restaurant in which I just dined is a peeve I haven’t been able to shake. Those once-seductive scents that originated from, say, a tandoor or teppan tend to stifle as they radiate off my clothes and permeate every inch of my car, so the drive home typically means windows down, no matter what the weather.

But, as is often the case, suffering through the stench is well worth it, just as it was after a hearty meal of Korean barbecue at Korea House, the Colonial Drive outpost of the Longwood original.

For the uninitiated, sizzling meats on a tabletop grill takes a little know-how and preparation. Brash arrogance can result in botched meats, and I say this from personal experience. At Korea House, the servers make every effort to ensure you don’t bugger things up, and will even offer tips on how to best enjoy your DIY grilling experience.

For $29.99, the AYCE (all-you-can-eat) affair is a relative steal, but, in order to prevent meat-sharing shenanigans, all parties

at the table must order it (though servers can sometimes be persuaded otherwise if you’re on the up-and-up). With eight different plates of meat, it pays to be a bit judicious in your grilling approach, so start off with lighter cuts like thinly shaved unmarinated beef brisket and beef tongue.

Once the grill is nice and hot, throw all the meat onto the grill (don’t place them individually, as I’ve done in the past) and toss the meat around with the supplied tongs to prevent it from sticking. These cuts don’t take long to cook, so don’t oversear and, flavorful as they are, do give them a dip in sesame oil prior to eating. Then work your way up to thicker cuts like the ribeye, boneless short rib and pork belly, being careful not to undercook the latter for obvious reasons. When cooked right, the pork belly will be the highlight; if overdone, well, then it’s just sad. As you tear into the flesh, don’t ignore the six banchan (side dishes) entering your periphery, especially the oi muchim (spicy cucumber) and, of course, kimchi.

At this point, one of the friendly servers will likely clean the grill (if not, be sure to ask them to), so take a soju break before finishing off the marinated cuts of beef,

oPenInGS Da, it’s true: Tsar Lounge in South Eola has opened … Blaze Pizza (“Custom Built Fast Fire’d Artisanal Pizzas”) opens soon in the University Commons complex near UCF. Another location is planned for Downtown Disney next year … A sign for “Pop Thai Restaurant” now hangs on the former Yum-Mi space … Tabla Bar & Grill has revamped its interior as well as its menu, which now includes Indian, Chinese and Thai dishes … Look for Jacksonville’s popular breakfastand-brunch chain Metro Diner to open in Altamonte Springs before the end of the year … Square 1 Burgers & Bar will open in the Corner Commons plaza (currently under renovation) on the corner of Orlando and Minnesota avenues in Winter Park … Barcelona Restaurant & Wine Bar, the much-lauded tapas chain, opens next to Christini’s in the Marketplace in Dr. Phillips in summer 2016. The restaurant will feature an extensive list of 400-500 Spanish wines as well… Look for Cork & Fork American Grill to open in the former Belle Isle Bayou space on Conway Road.

spicy chicken bulgogi and LA galbi (marinated short ribs). Start with the short ribs, because the heavy marinade of the bulgogis will leave a blotch caked on the grill.

The bulgogi, by the way, can be enjoyed wrapped in romaine lettuce (you’ll be given a bowl of it) and seasoned with ssamjang (spicy fermented bean paste), but I prefer eating it with rice. The only downside to rice is it occupies space in your stomach reserved for meat, so be judicious in your portioning. Other occupiers included in the price: edamame and dumplings.

If some members of your party aren’t up for barbecue, the dak-bokkeum ($12.99) – stellar stir-fried chicken and vegetables – is a safe bet. A steaming bowl of mandu-guk ($12.99) – dumplings and rice cakes in beef broth – will make happy fun dance in your tummy. If dessert is a must, forgo mealy and fruitless potbingsu ($4.99), shaved ice with red beans and sweet sticky rice cake, and opt for deep-fried banana ($6.99) with ice cream instead, but only if you must. If stir-fries and desserts prove too distracting, get your AYCE on and go back, Jack, and do it again.

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cucumber, mint, citrus and whatever else is hanging out in the crisper bin. It’s a “long drink,” served in a tall glass over plenty of ice; given that diluted presentation and the fact that Pimm’s is only 25 percent ABV, it’s easy to see why it’s so popular as a light refresher.

My Remix has a bit more of a punch, but it’s still refreshing. Muddling the fruit into the drink, then straining, means it retains the green freshness without that fussy garnish (I really hate an over-the-top garnish) or solid bits to clog your straw, while adding other spirits in supporting roles gives the drink more oomph. The lemongrass and black pepper notes of Bombay Sapphire East play up the Pimm’s spiciness, the elderflower essence of St. Germain brings out its sweetness, and the bitter lemon gives it bubbles and tartness. (I prefer Fever Tree brand, but Schweppes is acceptable.)

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2 ounces Pimm’s No. 1 6 ounces fizzy lemonade orange and cucumber slices halved strawberries fresh mint

Fill the bottom of a tall glass with fruit and cucumber slices (two or three of each) and a few mint leaves. Fill the rest of the way with ice.

Pour in the Pimm’s, top off with lemonade, and stir. Garnish with more sliced fruit, cucumber and fresh mint sprigs.

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4 thin slices cucumber 3 blackberries 2 1/2 ounces Pimm’s No. 1 1 1/2 ounces Bombay Sapphire East 1/2 ounce St. Germain Fever Tree bitter lemon, chilled cracked ice

Fill a tall glass with cracked or crushed ice and set aside. Muddle the cucumber and berries at the bottom of a mixing glass. Add the three spirits – go easy on the St. Germain; a little goes a long way – stir, and strain the mixture into the prepared glass. Top off with cold, fizzy bitter lemon and serve with a straw – and a cucumber garnish. (Don’t go overboard.)

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t’s the quintessential, oh-so-civilized summer quaff: a refreshing Pimm’s Cup, aka the official drink of Wimbledon.

But though it hails from London and is the hallmark of British summertime, anyone stuck in hot, humid weather can appreciate a Pimm’s Cup. The spicy-sweet auburn liqueur was invented, like so many liqueurs and bitters beloved by today’s mixologists, as an aid to digestion. In the mid-1800s, oyster-bar owner James Pimm offered the gin-based herbal drink as a stomach remedy to customers who’d overdone it on the shellfish.

(Considering that at the time, it was believed one should only eat oysters in months ending in “R,” it’s a testament to the company’s marketing savvy that they positioned it so convincingly as a summer drink.)

In its current incarnation, a Pimm’s Cup is a mixture of Pimm’s No. 1 with carbonated lemonade (in America, often lemon-lime soda or ginger ale), extravagantly garnished with a fruit salad’s worth of apple,

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Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar Don’t let the casual decor fool you – there’s some worthy NOLA-inspired fare to be had here. The deep experience of the chefs clearly shows in plates of fried chicken, jumbo lump crab cakes, baked oysters and roasted duck hash. Do yourself a favor and order a side of stellar charred okra, then reward yourself with superlative endings of banana bread pudding and praline cheesecake. Open daily; Sunday brunch from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. 743 N. Magnolia Ave., 407-270-4740; $$

Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen Corrugated aluminum, reclaimed wood, Edison light bulbs – we’ve seen it all before, but it doesn’t come off kitschy here.

Starters and mains cruise the modern Southern cuisine aisle (like pimiento cheese and pickled deviled eggs) – trendy foodiebait for chefs, but executed well enough to please patrons too. Top-notch proteins like beautifully glazed short ribs and buttertopped rib-eye are marred only by sides that don’t measure up; desserts are great.

2603 Edgewater Drive, 407-930-6282; $$$

El Patron Mexican Restaurant & Cantina Tourist sector Tex-Mex joint ups the ante somewhat with dishes bordering on gourmet. Must-order: mussels in a heavenly chorizo broth, though you won’t go wrong sampling the tacos (give duck al pastor a try). The plate of chile rellenos could feed a family. To end, housemade coconut tres leches will please. Open daily. 12167 S. Apopka Vineland Road, 407-238-5300; $$$

Osprey Tavern After a fledgling start, this handsome Baldwin Park boîte has taken flight with an attractive menu to match its attractive decor. The charcuterie plate is a highlight, as are succulent lamb ribs smoked with za’atar and honey. A mushroom tartine and tagliatelle in brown butter will please vegetarians. Consider a deconstructed cherry cobbler to end. Dinner only. Closed

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Mondays. 4899 New Broad St., 407-960-7700; $$$

Taboon Bistro We had high hopes for the new tenant in the old Wa Restaurant space, but there’s a mixed bag of middling Mediterranean offerings at this Universal-area bistro. Your best bets are the small plates of basterma and grape leaves, though habra naeh (similar to steak tartare) and kofta kebab are passable options. Pass on the oddly flavored chicken shawarma, and certainly don’t fall for the “grouper.” Closed Sundays and Mondays. 5911 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-4848; $$

Spoleto Italian Kitchen Fast-casual Italian joint on the ground floor of a student housing complex across from UCF offers “culinary freeedom” to the college crowd. Pastas, focaccia flatbreads and salads can be customized with various fresh ingredients, sauces, dressings and notable upgrades, like tasty baked meatballs. Open daily. 12101 University Blvd., 407-658-0593; $

Urban Tide Locally sourced seafood is now the focus inside the Hyatt Regency’s signature restaurant, Urban Tide (formerly Napa). A salad of locally grown tomatoes topped with Thai basil sorbet makes a refreshing start; the blackened skin-on Florida yellowtail snapper an immaculate main; and the spice-roasted pineapple rum cake with coconut sorbet an ideal ending. Service is outstanding. Open daily. Free valet parking for the first four hours. Self-parking will be validated. 9801 International Drive, 407-345-4570; $$$$

Royal Indian Cuisine Casselberry curry house serves straightup Indian fare – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired. Onion bhaji and chilli chicken hold promise, but steer clear of tough-crusted lamb samosas and dried-out seekh kebabs. Curries like chicken shahi korma and Kerala fish curry fare better, as does the okra slow-cooked in a bevy of spices. Desserts like gulab jamun and pistachio kulfi are uninspired and forgettable. 1410 State Road 436, Casselberry, 407-681-7542; $$

Shish.Co Mezze & Grill The bevy of Turkish delights fashioned behind the walk-up window of this glassblocked hut in Maitland is nothing short of astonishing. From traditional kebab sandwiches (doner, kofte) to intriguing vegetarian items like the zucchini pancake, the dishes gratify. A highlight is the chicken kebab flatbread bowl served with fluffy bulgur, though the lamb chops (cooked well-done) are exquisitely tender.

End with kurabiyesi cookies and a spot of Turkish tea. 118 Lake Ave., Maitland, 407-636-7601; $ n

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FILM LISTINGS The Farewell Party A macabre comedy about aging and dying. Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407629-0054; enzian.org.

Dragonball Z: Resurrection F The second feature, supervised by series creator Akira Toriyama, showcases the return of Frieza - one of the most iconic villains of all time. Wednesday, 7 p.m., Saturday, 11 am; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Rollerball James Caan punches dudes in the face in this ’70s sci-fi classic.

Wednesday, 8 p.m.; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

Politics and Potluck: Selma A screening of the 2014 film In recognition of the 50th anniversary of the Voting Rights Act, followed by a discussion of the law and its impact on communities of color. Bring a dish to share. Thursday, 6 p.m.; Organize Now, 134 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-965-0997; orgnow.org.

Thursday Vintage Favorites: Auntie Mame Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death. Thursday, 7 p.m.; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

The Wolfpack A documentary about the Angulo brothers, who were locked away from society for most of their early lives, only getting to know outside society through movies. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407629-0054; enzian.org.

Date Night: The Hunger Games – Mockingjay, Part 1 Enjoy current or classic

film in a beautiful outdoor garden. Bring a dinner picnic and seating. Alcohol is permitted. Friday, 6 p.m.; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

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Friday Cult Classics: Mamma Mia! Meryl Streep pretends to know how to sing in this musical tribute to Abba. Friday, 7 p.m.; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Saturday Matinee Classics: Shane Alan Ladd and Jack Palance star in the classic Western. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

PJs & a Movie: Footloose A slumber party-themed viewing of the 1984 film about a town that bans dancing and the Kevin Bacon who saves it.

Saturday, 7 p.m.; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $8; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Summer Series: Bridesmaids Enjoy a BBQ chicken dinner and complimentary 16-ounce Yuengling while watching this comedy starring Melissa McCarthy. Saturday, 8:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

FilmSlam ’15 A monthly indie film showcase and competition open to Florida filmmakers and students. Sunday, 1 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Cult Classics: Mean Streets Scorsese’s first gangster picture and first time working with Robert De Niro. Tuesday, 9:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Opening this week Fantastic Four Rumors persist that Marvel Comics canceled its Fantastic Four title to avoid association with Fox’s cinematic reboot of the characters. If that’s true, it sends quite the message, because killing off your beloved progeny to make a moral statement is the stuff of classic tragedy, like Medea or Escape From the Planet of the Apes.

(OK, Zira didn’t really kill her baby, but YOU GET THE POINT.) Little we’ve seen or heard about the new FF movie makes it look like something a parent company would want to embrace, especially so soon after Fox’s previous Craptastic Four farragoes of just 10 years ago. Oh, and an open message to all boardroom proponents of “nontraditional casting”: It would be easier for a spiritual ally like me to proclaim that Johnny Storm doesn’t necessarily have to be black if you weren’t keeping his goddamn sister white. WTF(F)? (PG-13) The Gift I’m probably one of the few rational people on Earth for whom the tagline “from the producer of The Purge” qualifies as an inducement. But even I don’t know how I feel about The Gift, in which a husband (Jason Bateman) finds his adult life threatened by the reappearance of an old friend with whom he shares a dark secret. I don’t know how I feel about it because I saw Chuck & Buck, and I was so freaked out by it that I still don’t accept Facebook friend requests from people I knew more than 30 years ago. Quick, how long ago was Silver Spoons? (R) Ricki and the Flash The movie industry gave us Al Pacino as an aging rocker, and what did we do? We went on a shooting rampage at Trainwreck instead. Now we have to pay for our mistakes by watching Meryl Effin’ Streep try to emulate a guitar-wielding rock queen – a scenario that could only make sense to people who don’t mind admitting that they own Bonnie Raitt records. Me, I’m staying home until Rose McGowan gets to play Nina Hagen. (PG-13) The Wolfpack A documentary about six brothers who have to navigate the real world after having been raised with movies as their only companions. Guaranteed to go over big with people who spend their lives watching movies! (R)

AArdmAn’S A AA rdmAn’S Shaun the Sheep tv SerieS iS more cute thAn clever By m AryAnn J o hAnSon I love Aardman’s lovingly handcrafted stop-motion claytoons, but I never had any interest in their TV series Shaun the Sheep, spun out of the Wallace & Gromit short “A Close Shave.” I see now that I wasn’t really missing anything. The first big-screen outing for Shaun and his barnyard friends is charming in that gloriously detailed Aardman way – down to the airplane contrails in the sky above and the visible fingerprints of the animators in the clay – but it’s strictly for the littlest tykes. Its simple story has Shaun, the small flock of which he is the nominal leader, and the drill sergeant of a dog, Bitzer, heading into the Big City to find their Farmer, who has disappeared after a bit of a mishap with a runaway camper van.

Unlike with Aardman’s other movies, there’s no real dialogue here, just a lot of inarticulate, though expressively emotional, grunting and sighing from the animals, and garbled not-quite-speech from the humans. Justin Fletcher supplies the voice of Shaun, such as it is; John Sparkes does Bitzer and the Farmer.

The humor is almost entirely of the slapstick kind, though the mistaken-identity misadventure the Farmer gets caught up in will be of some mild amusement to the adults in the audience along for the ride. But any Aardman fans hoping for the witty wordplay and social satire of Wallace & Gromit will be disappointed.

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irrelevant man woody Allen’s Irrational Man wastes a good premise By c A me r o n me i e r

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rofessor Abe Lucas’ dad died when he was 12. His mother killed herself by drinking bleach. His best friend died in Iraq. His wife left him for a friend.

And he gets drunk every afternoon.

In the wonderful world of Woody Allen, this means that Abe is a college philosophy teacher, specializing in “verbal masturbation” while pondering the meaning of existence and engaging in inappropriate relationships with women half his age.

(And those are the things I liked about Allen’s latest dramedy, Irrational Man.) Yes, Abe (Joaquin Phoenix) is a poster child for academic burnout. Though he’s landed a promising new job at a small college in Rhode Island, he can no longer find joy in teaching, or in life.

“I couldn’t remember the reason for living,” he complains. “And when I did, it wasn’t convincing.”

Despite his disengagement, students seem drawn to him, perhaps because of his painful honesty and ability to translate philosophical concepts into real-life situations, a gift shared by the film’s director.

Indeed, just like Allen, Abe seems to come alive after meeting a much younger woman – this time in the form of one of his brightest students, Jill (Emma Stone).

Yet even after becoming close to both Jill and a fellow teacher (Parker Posey), Abe still has “no zest for life, no joy.” Fittingly, it’s not until a potentially traumatic moral dilemma presents itself that Abe finally finds a purpose – something that will allow

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him to make a difference in people’s lives, something to challenge his sense of right and wrong.

The plot, for better or worse, is pure Allen. As he often does (most recently in Magic in the Moonlight), he presents to us a reasonable, rational world, only to later embrace emotion. “Go with your gut feeling. Do rather than observe,” Abe says. “If it feels right, it often is.”

Allen seems to have followed his protagonist’s advice, as Irrational Man must have felt right to him, at least on paper.

Unfortunately, the end product is clunky, contrived and embarrassingly overwritten – a philosophical exercise rather than an engaging motion picture. The explanatory narration by Abe and Jill is endless and mostly unnecessary, eventually turning tedious. Even the music is annoying, thanks to the nightmarish repetitions of a jazzy piano rendition of Billy Page’s “The In Crowd.”

Stone is her usual charming self, but Phoenix phones it in. Posey is admittedly a nice addition, but her character comes apart slightly toward the end of the film, when she inexplicably turns chummy with Jill (her rival for Abe’s attention). Add in an ending that almost completely destroys Allen’s heretofore subtle examination of situational ethics, and we’re left with one of the director’s worst films and a title character that is more irrelevant than irrational.

Let’s hope that Allen, 79, can produce one more masterpiece. Until then, skip his latest flick and instead reacquaint yourself with Annie Hall, or Bullets over Broadway, or Zelig. Now there’s an irrational man you could learn to love. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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“weIrd al” yankoVIC – THe MandaTory world ToUr 8 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 11 | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-3515483 | hardrock.com/orlando | $26.50-$45.50

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ith his curls cropped tighter to his face and his previously signature mustache taut above his scrunched nose, most saw the mock-earnest accordion player careening on a stool in “My Bologna” and snickered at “Weird Al” Yankovic’s ridiculous rewrite of the Knack’s massive gold hit that year, “My Sharona” – which, by the way, is a pop song that takes itself very seriously. (Likely some laughs were also aimed at the character of “Weird Al” or at his unconventional chosen instrument.) That was 1979. It would be four years before Yankovic’s debut album would drop, thanks to the underground strength of that single.

Fast-forward to 2014, when parody song god “Weird Al” deemed his album Mandatory Fun and dropped eight music videos over eight consecutive days. Many attribute the release’s success to this promotion strategy, as it instantly became Yankovic’s first No. 1 album on the Billboard 200 chart. But before that landmark, knowing fans prepared to shake their heads and thank the master, whose videos rapidly became more zany and complex after he ditched the stool and eventually evolved to take the director’s chair.

“I found that I really enjoyed directing music videos, and I started directing my own music videos, then I kind of put it out there that if anybody wanted me to work on theirs and give their videos a little bit of my sensibility, I would be happy to do it,” Yankovic says.

“And, you know, some of the people that I worked with were friends, like Ben Folds and other people were people that just kind of came to me because they thought that they’d like the ‘Weird Al’ touch.”

Sometimes it’s a third hand appearing unexpectedly. A handyman’s eyes momentarily bugging like a cartoon demon’s.

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A literal sheep cheering at a pep rally.

The brightest moments of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s humor in his music videos have little if anything to do with the absurd lyrics (which mostly have nothing to do with the song he is parodying). It’s the burst of random animations, bizarre transitions and other visual shocks that provoke a separate laugh from the video.

This skill attracted more straightforward rockers to approach him to direct their music videos (where he is credited as Al Yankovic), like Ben Folds, the Black Crowes and the Presidents of the United States of America, whose video for “Mixed Up S.O.B.” (off 2008’s These Are the Good Times People) demonstrates the quirky effectiveness of Yankovic’s outsider influence and employs a more rudimentary aesthetic than most people think. Yankovic clarifies: “A lot of people assume that there was some sort of computer trickery, but actually the whole thing was done with actual flip books. We actually created those books, for real. And Chris Ballew, the lead singer, got very good at just flipping them so that the timing matched up with the actual lyrics. So a lot of people just assumed that was done with computers, but that was completely done with real flip books.”

Of course, the main draw is Yankovic’s lyrical wit, his good-natured attacks with G-rated humor that sensationally mock the mundane. That type of humor is like angel food sprinkled over the cubes of desk slaves eager to relate to new songs like “Word Crimes” and “Tacky” in between sharing posts from more dependable daily satire churners like the Onion on regurgitation engines like Facebook (then a little bit later to Twitter with maybe a slightly wackier caption). Yankovic’s work predates the Onion, which started as a print publication in 1988, but both Yankovic’s polka parties and the Onion’s poking fun saw their reach amplified on the web. As you might guess, Yankovic’s a longtime fan of the endlessly clever satire spinners at the Onion and says he can’t part with his early print collection.

“I’ve got a couple boxes of them that my wife is still trying to get me to throw away like, ‘It’s all online now! What do you need these for!’” Yankovic says.

We noticed some obvious topical overlap throughout Yankovic’s discography and the Onion’s archives (technology, Craigslist stalkers, regular stalkers, etc.) and created a quiz to see if you can discern, who said it? “Weird Al” or the Onion? Don’t fear failure – take inspiration from “Weird Al” and dare to be stupid. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

8. “Now I never want to leave my apartment ’cause there’s just so much for me to see on my cable TV.” 9. “We vow that we will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble.” or

Instructions: Circle the joker you think made you laugh poking fun at pervasive culture.

1. “You can press F1 for help if you run into any problems.”

10. “It’s like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.”

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11. “Those who remain most persistent in their efforts have a better-than-average chance of convincing their beloved that they are meant to be together.”

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Transcendental Telecom Following their April release (Escape From Shred City EP), local slacker-rockers Transcendental Telecom mustered the motivation for a Florida mini-tour that kicks off at Will’s Pub. 9 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 5, at Will’s Pub, $5

The World is a Beautiful Place & i am No Longer afraid to Die The grandiose emotional sonics of the World Is … draws listeners to luxuriate in hindsight-obsessed do-over longing on the shifting ensemble’s new Death to New Years EP. 6:30 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 6, at Backbooth, $16

Booty and the Browns Tons of appeal here, really, with legit locals Nuka Waves and Tight Genes, but especially after ripping through Booty and the Browns’ new freaky surf-punk stream. Also, according to Facebook, Miami rockers Buffy have partially relocated here. All have Bandcamps worth checking out.

10 p.m. Friday, Aug. 7, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, $3-$5

Let’s rap Gift of Gab attests: Reunited Blackalicious is ready to show and prove

The appleseed Cast

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This show will sting and stun nostalgic fans as the Appleseed Cast performs dense, thrilling songs from their sophomore album, Mare Vitalis, to celebrate its 15th anniversary.

7 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 8, at Backbooth, $13

BlaCkalICIoUS with dJ BMF 8 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 11 | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $20-$25

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t’s been a minute since the Gift of Gab’s been on the spot and he couldn’t be happier to be out amongst the people. A decade after Blackalicious’ last album, The Craft, they’ve reunited for their upcoming fourth full-length, Imani.

There’s another reason for Gab’s upbeat mood – his kidneys failed three years ago, requiring a transplant.

It’s the kind of thing that gives your attitude a heat check.

“It changed my perspective on health and on my mentality and how I’m looking at life,” Gab says. “I’ve learned to look at the blessings and to live through the blessing, rather than live through what’s going on that may be hard.

“It’s been a period of growth for me,” he says, “and I think it’s definitely added to the album. Imani is all about faith.”

The album, which comes out in September, takes its name from the Swahili word for faith and is also the final day of Kwanzaa. Gab penned his third solo

Mariachi, empanada & Tequila Night Control This! performs punk covers as a mariachi band, for a themed night bolstered by snacks and shots for full effect. Bring canned food to donate to Ferncreek Elementary Food Pantry.

9 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 9, at Will’s Pub, free

alice in Chains Reformed Alice in Chains lost a little edge on radio rock hits you likely heard blasted from their last album in 2013, but their comeback resonates with ’90s fans still enthralled by their loaded earlier mystique.

8 p.m. Monday, Aug. 10, at Hard Rock Live, $43.50-$83.50

Blue 82 Slip into Smiling Bison to experience the hypnotic improvised careen of this jazz quartet featuring Chris Charles, Bobby Koelble, Tony Venturini and Brian Menendez.

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album, The Next Logical Progression, while on a dialysis machine. The whole episode’s sparked new artistic discipline.

“I used to write in spurts,” he says. “I would wait until I got inspired, wait until that moment and then I would write a bunch of dope stuff.”

Lately he’s approached it more like a job, showing up whether he’s inspired or not. While that might sound like a drag, it’s actually quite freeing. He knows it won’t all be dope, and he’s cool with that. It’s all about showing up.

“At that point you let the creativity take over,” Gab says. “You think, what if this isn’t dope? Then you have to realize that’s not really up to me. The only thing that is up to me is to show up to the paper with a pen and try to feel it and create.”

Putting yourself on the spot is essentially how Gab cut his teeth in hip-hop.

Growing up in Sacramento in the early ’90s, he gravitated toward the battle rap scene, honing his lyricism against other emcees.

“It definitely shaped the kind of emcee I came to be, because I grew up in an era where if someone else was an emcee, it wasn’t like ‘let’s do a show,’ it was ‘OK,

we have to battle now,’” he says, recalling his verbal tussles with his buddies Lyrics Born and Lateef the Truthspeaker.

“Certain days, I would wake up and get on the phone like, let’s rap.”

Hip-hop has a name for this kind of on-the-job training, according to Gab. “It’s called ‘Show and Prove.’”

It may not have quite the same competitive bite as it did in Gab’s youth, but that spirit still burns bright, catalyzed by his health scare. You wonder if he’s been busy since then?

“I’ve got a mixtape and two solo albums finished right now, and I haven’t even put the Blackalicious album out yet, so definitely,” he chuckles.

Gab’s intent of focusing on the blessings rather than the hardship gives the entire conversation wings. At this point, little brings him down.

“When I say I’ve been on dialysis, people look at me and say, ‘oh no, oh no,’” Gab explains. “I look at them and say, ‘Don’t feel sorry for me. I do what I love to do for a living and I’ve been doing it for the past 20 years. I’ve got people in my life that care about me. My life is great.’” music@orlandoweekly.com

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In the indie ranks where music

labels operate closer to the heart and often specialize, label showcases are high-value experiences for good labels – Sargent House and local weirdo label Illuminated Paths being recent testaments to that. The latest jackpot was the touring one for West Coast imprint Riding Easy Records (July 24, Backbooth). In one knockout night, this lineup brought a procession of notable bands to Florida for the first time and established the label as a name to be watched in a single stab of an impressive trident.

Riding Easy Records’ former name was Easy Rider Records, appropriate because that’s more or less the style era where this label likes its rock. Take the retro-heavy roll of Cincinnati headliner Electric Citizen, for example. Their proto-metal sound already packs a big slab of dark theater, but frontwoman Laura Dolan elevates it to straight-up black magic.

I mean, c’mon, leather fringe cuffs? If the music wasn’t so good, this would’ve been hilarious. Instead, they rocked with serious mood and presence.

Oakland throwback band Mondo Drag likewise conjures a vintage time warp with acid rock that trips out in enough swirling organs to be ridiculous if it wasn’t rendered with such authenticity and genuine weight.

This ain’t no hippie-lite doodling. This is some deep diving. I could feel my lids draw and my hair lengthen with each slithering indigo groove. And now look, I’m already talking sound in terms of color.

The most electrifying of the three

SLOW SEASON

I could feel my lids draw and my hair lengthen with each slithering indigo groove. labelmates was Central California’s Slow Season. Although their revivalism is just as long-hair and big-flare as Mondo Drag, their rock is much harder charging.

While Mondo Drag and Electric Citizen dig atmospheric canyons, Slow Season kicks it out with diesel, heroics and fuzz like a Southern-fried Zeppelin. Live, these guys are titanic, with cliffs of riffs and a huge sense of climax. And, goddamn, that drummer is a pit bull.

If an aspiring indie label is looking to make a name, a showcase tour is a quick and concentrated way of doing that if you’ve got the goods. Riding Easy Records did that here. Few people at this only Florida date were familiar with all the bands, and even fewer with the label.

But by the end of the night, probably many were converted. Once you’ve been down the heavy, narcotic rabbit hole with a cavalcade like this, you don’t forget that.

THE BEAT

Atlanta’s Brother Hawk (July 31, Backbooth) is a band that’s still new to Orlando but one that’s worth particular attention, and not just according to local

sound guy Cartel who assured me before the show that they’re great sex-having music. We may be just a little south of the South here – which is pretty arguable once you go cross the county line – but we love our Southern rock. And I like to think we know our Southern rock, too. That’s why Brother Hawk’s worth the time. Bursting with wingspan, vibe and soul, their lush sound has enough roots to satisfy the purists, but pulses with just enough youthful modernism to ride with the New South.

Most importantly, they have the live ability to whip all that up into a sonic storm.

The surprise local find of the night was one-man act Amigo the Devil. Although dark and theatrical, his Southern Gothic folk music – played acoustic and mostly on banjo – isn’t too dripping in the macabre corn that often pushes this niche genre over the top and into self-parody. He’s actually capable of some affecting, even straightforwardly touching folk songs, so he’s not some tourist. It’s just that they often turn out to be murder ballads, making a dip into his midnight lake a little deeper and a little more sinister.

Under the twisted heart of his songs is often a fucked sense of humor, embodied perfectly during his on-the-floor finale when he conducted the audience in a chorus wishing his paramour’s husband to death like some sort of jolly campfire singalong. It’s deliciously grotesque, and Amigo the Devil is certainly one of the more alluring and penetrating folk acts around these parts right now. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Thursday-Saturday, 6-8

Face to Face Triple Crown MUSIC Similar to what Alkaline Trio recently did with their limited four-show, career-spanning club stands, California pop-punk legacy band Face to Face returns with their own live extravaganza of an intimate multi-night run that spotlights their pacesetting, golden-era material. As one of only about a handful of cities to receive the deluxe “Triple Crown” series residency, Orlando will see three consecutive but different evenings of Face to Face concert action, each focusing on one of their first three albums: Don’t Turn Away, Big Choice and Face to Face, in that order. Further reason to consider attending multiple shows or just springing for the “trifecta” ticket for all nights is that the opening roster shuffles each night between quality locals the Attack, Panther Camp, Teen Agers and Jernigan. More than just a night of history and celebration, this is a total fan fantasy. – Bao Le-Huu

with the Attack, Teen Agers, Panther Camp, Jernigan | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $25-$60

Friday-Monday, 7-10

FACE TO FACE

Friday, 7

Orlando Nerd Fest

Chris Hardwick

Orlando Nerd Fest dazzled and drew geeks from all over during its successful first iteration last year, and now it’s back with new combo moves sure to delight local nerdy elitists. With a packed lineup featuring some of the most recognizable names in nerdcore (MC Chris, Nuclear Bubble Wrap) along with some of our favorite not-quite-nerdcore locals (E-Turn & SPS, Moonmen From Mars), ONF looks to be upping their game this year. Even the main venue, Orlando Science Center, is steeped in nerdery. Friday and Monday take place at the Geek Easy, with free shows of surprisingly strong caliber bookending the bigger days at the Science Center. Between sets, catch book signings, documentary screenings, a costume contest and tons more. – Thaddeus McCollum

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Clybourne Park Many of us don’t go a day without seeing something in the news about race relations. These issues have been going on for decades, as can be seen in Bruce Norris’ Tony Award-winning Clybourne Park, which debuts at Mad Cow this weekend. The play begins in 1959 as a white, middle-class neighborhood called Clybourne Park is shaken by new black residents. Fast-forward 50 years and Clybourne Park, which has become predominantly black, is now dealing with potential gentrification.

Follow the community as their story unfolds with personal histories intertwining and prejudices colliding along the way. Floridian actress Trenell Mooring, who has appeared in 10 other shows at Mad Cow, including Donald Margulies’ Shipwrecked! An Entertainment and Thornton Wilder’s The Matchmaker, is set to star in the monthlong run. – Caroline Fernandez THEATER

Opens 7:30 p.m. Friday, Aug. 7, through Sept. 6 | Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St. | 407-297-8788 | madcowtheatre.com | $24.25-$35.25

Sunday, 9

The No. 1 Currywurst Truck of Orlando Grand Opening EVENTS EVENT S

6 p.m. | Orlando Fashion Square Mall, 3201 E. Colonial Drive | facebook.com/currywursttruckorlando | free

Sunday, 9

THE NO. 1 CURRYWURST TRUCK OF ORLANDO

Tuesday, 11

The Get Up Kids

There Will Be Fan Fiction LITERARY Love it or hate it, fan fiction has become one of the most popular literary forms of the 21st century. Hordes of scribblers of wildly varying talent regularly post hundreds of thousands of unauthorized expansions of various fandoms to sites like AO3 or FanFiction.net. Some fanfic writers even get published after doing a search-and-replace of proper nouns and we all suffer for it (*cough*Fifty Shades*cough*). So of course local literary kingpins Jesse Bradley of There Will Be Words and John King of “The Drunken Odyssey” have teamed up to, uh, celebrate the genre. Five local writers – including Teege Braune, Genevieve Anna Tyrrell and Stephanie Rizzo – present original works in a medium that celebrates unoriginality. The writers are being tightlipped about what fandoms they’ll be tackling, but our made-up wishlist has John King covering Twilight, Braune on Star Wars and Rizzo reading an X-Men/Lord of the Rings crossover with plenty of slashy scenes between Magneto and Gandalf. – TM

with Braid, the Weaks | 6 p.m. | House of Blues, 1490 E. Lake Buena Vista Drive | 407-934-2583 | hob.com/orlando | $19.99

THE GET UP KIDS

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Wednesday, aug. 5

ConCerts/events Breathe Carolina, Feenixpawl, Apex 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $22.50; 407-246-1419.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Liquid Spiral 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Luna Bellum 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Poster, Waitress, Transcendental Telecom, Zap Dragon & the Attack 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Safe To Say, Young and Heartless, Watermedown, Bad Year 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Sales, Jude., Sur Back 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Torque: Spindle, Circle K & Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Open Mic Night 7:45 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Thursday, aug. 6

ConCerts/events 1st Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439.

The Bakers, Warm Like Winter, Open Box Policy, A Thousand Times Better 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Chocolate Puma, Carlos Mendoza, Alex Wood, Zav 10 pm; The Attic, 68 E. Pine St.; $10.

Chris Staples, Lemolo, the Wilderness, Henry Toland 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$14.

Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Face to Face Triple Crown 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-246-1419.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Mos Gyegst Showcase: Sage Armstrong, Jai Biotic, Elias R. 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

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National IPA Day

National IPA Day Pay tribute to the hoppiest of beer styles at Brass Tap, where they’ll be serving up an array of IPAs from Ballast Point.

Varieties include their Sculpin IPA in regular, grapefruit and habanero versions. Don’t want to get stuck with a full pint of something you don’t like? Try a flight first to find your favorite.

Noon Thursday; The Brass Tap, 1632 N. Mills Ave.; various menu prices; brasstapbeerbar.com/millspark Under the Influence The monthly storytelling series returns to Lil Indies this week.

Gargamel’s Mandaddy hosts a group of folks who tell true stories that have to do with a song, then the Reverend plays that tune while everyone gets refills from the bar. 10 p.m.

Thursday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org Exclusive Tapping: Dogfish Head Choc Lobster Dogfish Head is known for making some very limited-edition beers, and they’ve teamed up with World of Beer to offer one of their rarest. Choc Lobster is an American porter brewed with Maine lobster, cocoa powder and basil tea and sounds wholly unique.

Here comes a drunkfish! 2 p.m. Friday; World of Beer – all locations; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com

The Lil’ Black Dress Pub Crawl Grab your finest black attire for this themed pub crawl, which will hit Vanity, Ember, Tier and more downtown Orlando hotspots. Downtown Orlando, $15-$20; orlandopubcrawls.com

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Dog Days of Summer You may not be a sucker for free treats, but your dog sure is, and let’s face it: he or she is the one leading you around by a leash. That’s why Cloak and Dapper is giving away free treats and fresh water to any pups who stop by the shop on Saturday. Don’t worry. They’ll have complimentary water, craft soda and beer for you too. Maybe you can pick up a pair of pants for your favorite two-legged boy while you’re at it. 10 a.m. Saturday; Cloak and Dapper, 1219 N. Orange Ave.; 407-250-6783; free; cloakanddapper.us

Purity Ring Sept. 12 at House of Blues The Mercury Program, Aug. 13 at the Social The Molly Ringwalds, Aug. 14 at House of Blues Culture Club, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Aug. 16 at West End Trading Company

KRS-ONE, Sept. 4 at Backbooth ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social My Hotel Year, Sept.

11 at Will’s Pub Zappa Plays Zappa, Sept. 12 at the Plaza Live

Charli XCX, Bleachers, Sept. 27 at House of Blues alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live KEN Mode, Oct. 2 at Will’s Pub Adventure Club, Oct. 3 at House of Blues Death Grips, Oct. 7 at the Beacham

Brandon Flowers, Aug. 18 at the Beacham

Purity Ring, Sept. 12 at House of Blues

Twin Shadow, Oct. 7 at the Social

Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, Aug. 19 at Will’s Pub

Will’s Pub 20th Anniversary, Sept. 13 at Will’s Pub

Kylesa, Oct. 8 at the Social

Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 21 at House of Blues

Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social

Todd Rundgren, Aug. 23 at the Plaza Live Donavon Frankenreiter, Aug. 28 at the Plaza Live

Lydia Lunch and Weasel Walter, Sept.

18 at the Gallery at Avalon Island Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live

WHORES., Aug. 28 at Will’s Pub

Janet Jackson, Sept.

23 at Amway Center

Melanie Martinez, Aug. 30 at the Social

Helmet, Sept. 26 at the Social

The Good Life, Sept.

1 at the Social

Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues

Here Come the Mummies, Oct. 9 at the Plaza Live Ghost, Oct. 10 at the Beacham Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social Drive-By Truckers, Oct. 10 at the Plaza Live

John Cleese & Eric Idle, Oct. 17 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts Halsey, Oct. 18 at House of Blues Cannibal Ox, Oct. 18 at Backbooth

CHVRCHES, Oct. 30 at House of Blues The Growlers, Broncho, Nov. 4 at the Social Sufjan Stevens, Nov. 6 at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts Suicide Girls: Blackheart Burlesque, Nov. 6 at the Beacham

Trevor Hall, Oct. 12-13 at the Social New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Oct. 16 at House of Blues

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live

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THE MOLLY RINGWALD’S

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DAVE MATHEWS TRIBUTE BAND

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Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Nov. 7 at Will’s Pub

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The Scene II Underground Hip-Hop Festival MUSIC Spoken-word artists? They’ve got ’em. Local bands and MCs? Expect more than 30. Live graffiti demos? Definitely. B-boys and B-girls? Yep. Vinyl swap meet? Hell yes.

No wonder his event, which calls itself a “cultural marketplace” that represents Orlando’s alternative hip-hop scene, brought out nearly 1,000 people earlier this year. The goal is to connect local artists, businesses and musicians with new audiences and build a scene that supports its local talent. This year’s performers and artists include MCs Phraydoe Peans and Mango Beats, Bezz Believe and Overlordz, live art from German Lemus, poetry from Orange is Media and more – way too many to list here. Get your fix of local hip-hop vids, music, dance and merch, and find a ton of new talent to follow on social media so you can find out where they’ll be performing live next. – Erin Sullivan

8 p.m. | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $10

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Orlando Nerd Fest Day-Before Party Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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Polyphony, Vivan K, Harsh Radish 7:30 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $3-$5.

Straight Line Stitch, Leaving Eden, Guns Out at Sundown, Auditory Armory, Seven Factor, City of Stages 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

A Thousand Wolves, Meiuuswe 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Under the Influence: Hosted by the Reverend and Mandaddy 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Zeds Dead 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$40; 407-872-0066.

Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Clubs/lounges All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Earth Trivia - Simon Time 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

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Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

The World Is a Beautiful Place, Pianos Become the Teeth, Turnover, Take One Car 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $16-$18; 407-999-2570.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041.

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Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

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oPera/ClassICal Brahms’ Requiem 7:30 pm; The CFCArts Classical Choir performs the work along with a full chamber orchestra. Said to be one of Brahms’ most popular and beautiful pieces, it overturned the common concept of a requiem. St. John Lutheran Church, 1600 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-9371800; cfcommunityarts.com.

FrIday, aug. 7

ConCerts/events Anita Drink 7 pm; DeLand Airport Restaurant & Gin Mill, 1120 Flightline Blvd., DeLand; free; 386-734-9755.

Bakermat 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-872-0066.

Birthday Candles, Rushmore, Warm Like Winter, the New Lows, 4J’s 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Blacklight Cobras, the Glorious Rebellion, Black Divination, Southern Fried Genocide, Rubble Road, Days to Come 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

Booty & the Browns, Buffy, Tight Genes, Nuka Waves 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $3-$5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104.

The Eva Weingarten Quartet 7 pm; Hannibal’s on the Square, 511 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-599-2929.

Face to Face Triple Crown 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-246-1419. funkUs 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

King Conquer with The Last Ten Seconds Of Life , Barrier, Adaliah, Left Behind, Dealey Plaza, Entombed in the Abyss 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

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Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Yamil Lugo, Eddie Lopez, Daladje, Roly G 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; free.

Clubs/lounges Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407849-0471.

oPera/ClassICal Brahms’ Requiem 7:30 pm; The CFCArts Classical Choir performs the work along with a full chamber orchestra. Said to be one of Brahms’ most popular and beautiful pieces, it overturned the common concept of a requiem. St. John Lutheran Church, 1600 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-9371800; cfcommunityarts.com. saTurday, aug. 8

ConCerts/events The Appleseed Cast, Dikembe, Annabel, Sleeping Songs 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

Colbie Caillat 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $26-$29; 407-934-2583.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Cook Trio 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Heckfire, Hair of the Beast, WASHA 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Jupiter Groove, the Mellow Relics, Hazardous Folk 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Motown Magic: A Tribute to the Songs of Motown 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$30; 407-321-8111.

Orlando Nerd Fest Noon; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27$50; 407-514-2000.

The Scene II Underground Hip-Hop Festival 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 407-872-0066.

Second Saturdays: Catchfools, Rkind, the Dancing Bones and more 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 321-202-0011.

Soul Purpose: Burufunk, Matrix & JDub, Supagoover, Beni Hill, MX, 21 Paths, Jimmy Joslin, Justin Faze 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $7-$12; 407-403-2938.

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Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

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Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Brick & Mortar, Kasson, Blonk 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

The Get Up Kids, Braid, the Weaks 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $19.99-$24; 407-934-2583.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Living Decent, Let It Ride, Gutless 5 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Mariachi, Empanada and Tequila Night With ¡Controla Esto! 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Orlando Nerd Fest Noon; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27$50; 407-514-2000.

Yulka Johnson 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-5952713.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

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An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Back to the Eighties 3 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Arthur’s Landing, DJ Prom Night 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

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One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

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ConCerts/events Alice in Chains 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $43.50-$83.50; 407-351-5483.

Basement, Adventures, LVL UP, Palehound 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18; 407-246-1419.

Burning Gold, Goose Hands, Free the People, Fuzzy Britches 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

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Orlando Nerd Fest Day-After Party Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Tuesday, aug. 11

Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

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Blackalicious, DJ BMF 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Twisted Tuesday With the Mellow Relics 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

“Weird Al” Yankovic 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $28.50-$47.50; 407-351-5483.

Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

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Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

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Soul Shakedown Tuesday With Guest DJ Nigel 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Clybourne Park This beforeand-after story, inspired by Lorraine Hansberry’s play A Raisin in the Sun, explores the issues of race and housing in modern – and historic – America. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Dames at Sea This OffBroadway musical comedy is a parody of the large, flashy 1930s Busby Berkeley-style movie musicals in which a sweet “hometown” girl steps into a role on Broadway and becomes a star. Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead An unauthorized adaptation of the Peanuts comic strip. Saturdays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10-$15; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

Summer Cabaret Nights Cathy Merkel-Roddy in Celebrate the Greats. Tuesday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10.

ComEdy Billy B As seen on NBC with Mark Viola Thursday, 7 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 9700 International Drive; $10; Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; bonkerzcomedy.com.

Chris Hardwick Standup comedian and CEO of Nerdist Industries. Friday, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35.50; 407351-5483; hardrock.com.

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Cirque Magique This highly interactive show features circus performers from around the world, including a comedy magician, clowns, acrobats and performing puppies. TuesdaysSaturdays, 6 pm and Sundays, 3:30 pm; Treasure Tavern, 6400 Carrier Drive; contact for price; 407-206-5102; cirquemagiqueorlando.com.

The Comedy Get Down World Tour: Cedric the Entertainer, Eddie Griffin, D.L. Hughley, George Lopez, Charlie Murphy Arena tour featuring some of the biggest names in comedy.

Friday, 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $47.75$63.75; 800-745-3000.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic hosted by Heather Shaw.

Sundays, 9-11 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; copperrocketpub.com.

Damon Wayans Writer and co-star on the Emmy Awardwinning series In Living Color. Friday, 8:01 & 10:31 pm, Saturday, 7:31 & 10:16 pm, Sunday, 7:31 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $45; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy.

Thursdays, 8 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience with non-stop audience participation. Dinner includes unlimited pizza, salad, popcorn, beer, wine, soda and dessert. Ongoing, 6 & 8 pm; Wonderworks, 9067 International Drive; $29.99; wonderworksonline.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International

Drive; $15; 407-3631985; sleuths.com.

Pepe’s Truth or Date Dating Gayme Three sexy singles play an audience interactive version of Truth or Dare to win an all expense-paid date with an attractive eligible bachelor. Friday, 11 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $10; thevenueorlando.com.

Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night.

This is not an open mic.

Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy.

This Too Shall Pass Out Sketch comedy show featuring musical parodies and original comedy derived from improvisation. FridaySaturday, 8 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15; 407-447-1700; thehumormillorlando.com.

danCE First Fridays Burlesque With the Black Garter Dolls Black Garter Dolls is a burlesque troupe specializing in variety acts, classic burlesque striptease, cabaret singing, comedy and more. Friday, 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-3752501; blackgarterdolls.com.

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arT oPenIngs/events 1st Thursdays: What’s Urban Art? Learn about urban art, see it made live by B-Side Art Collective and enjoy music from DJ Alan Trueba and food from Big Mike’s Caribbean American Delights. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

BAM! It’s a Picture Book: The Art Behind Graphic Novels Features today’s leading and best graphic artists of the illustration world, such as Raina Telgemeier, Mark Crilley, Matthew Holm, Jarrett J. Krosoczka and Lincoln Pierce.

Opens Saturday, through Nov. 1; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

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Ladies Art Lounge - Soft Felt Sculptures with Cheryl Turner and Dawn Rosendahl A themed ladies night of wine and art. Friday, 6-8 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $20 - $25; 407-539-2181.

Mystery Sketch Theater A monthly live figure drawing session with models dressed up as superheroes, burlesque performers, retro housewives or other pop culture outfits.

Thursday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

Peterson Guerrier Semiabstract paintings. Opens Saturday, through Sept. 11, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060; facebook.com/thefalconbar.

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Crealdé Cup-A-Thon XXXI Hundreds of ceramic cups and bowls, handmade by Crealdé artists, are for sale to benefit the ceramics facilities. Friday-Saturday, 7-10 pm; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

ACA 26th Annual University Exhbition Featuring work by Nikolaus James, Zakriya Rabani, and Carlos Torres. Through Aug. 15; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-427-6975; atlanticcenterforthearts.org.

FAVO First Fridays Monthly exhibition and block party with music, art, food trucks and more. Bring a backpack full of school supplies to donate to Fern Creek Elementary.

Friday, 5 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231.

Action Painting Artist Del Cain’s exhibit of art created with dripped and thrown paint. Through Aug. 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

AirBorne Desire Colorful pop art from Jonathan Yubi that interprets love and lust. Through Aug. 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; orlandoslice.com.

Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Through Sept. 20; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Art by Qadra Yasmine Brown Abstract art representing therapy and creative escape.

Through Aug. 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken.

Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Baskets and Boxes Sang Roberson’s organic forms in terracotta. Through Sept.

27, 6 pm; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysCOnTInued On Page 57

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Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Cabinet of Curiosities A collection of objects from natural history, geology, ethnography, archaeology, religious or historical relics, art and antiquities from the Permanent Collection. Through Aug. 30; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-644-1364.

Color Theory A focus on color and perception , featuring metalwork by Dorothy Gillespie. Through Sept. 20; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181.

David McWhertor & Summer Meury Graphic illustrations and faux stained glass from the artists. Through Aug. 14; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational of Florida artists. Criteria includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement. Through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Fred Staloff’s Visual Poetry This intimate collection reveals painterly works that make reference to the spontaneity usually associated with Expressionist painting; but in reality, the careful placement of the visual elements of line, shape, texture and color is what guides and motivates this outstanding artist. Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Gallery Talks Informational talks hosted by museum curators. Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; price of admission; 321-363-4406; omart.org.

Inkstains New artwork by Scott Lukacs, a tattoo artist at Rise Above. Through Aug. 16; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Michael Katz: The Raw and the Cooked Combines painting and photography through digital technology. Through Aug. 15; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753.

Off in the Cut 2 A collaborative art exhibition from Genevieve DeMarco and Illz360. Through Aug. 16; Loft 55, 55 W. Church St., Suite 120; free; 407-792-2555.

Ovalution 2015: A Retrospective A look at artists who displayed at the Orlando Visual Artists League – the precursor to today’s CityArts Factory. Through Aug. 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407648-7060; 3rdthu.com.

Painted Black: The John H. Surovek Collection Depicts African Americans in art, from pre-Civil War to the civil rights era, by well-known American artists. The paintings are historically significant because they reveal attitudes about race over an extended period of time. Through Sept.

20; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Paper Cuts: André Smith Collages View the founder of A&H’s Maitland Art Center André Smith’s never before seen collage works.

Through Sept. 30; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-539-2181.

Places I’ve Never Been To Group art show from Holly Tavel, Chad Pollpeter, Justin Luper, Jacoub Reyes and Sara Hettinger. Through Aug. 15; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Purvis Young: Art of Street An American artist from the Overtown neighborhood of

Miami, Young’s work was often a blend painting and drawing with collaged elements utilizing everyday discarded objects from old plywood, cardboard, broken furniture, discarded books, fabric scraps and other salvaged debris.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Sam Myers Sam Myers of MOPE Designs has her work exhibited at Lil Indies for a month.

Through Aug. 16; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Sarah Rakes: In Full Bloom Vibrant paintings. Through Aug. 23; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Shapely Vessels: Gourds From Around the World Exhibited gourds include artworks and statues, musical instruments, tea cups, snuff containers and more. Through Aug. 9; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

St. Augustine at 450 Crealdé’s newest documentary project celebrates the oldest city in the United States on the occasion of the 450th anniversary of its founding. Through Aug. 29; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407539-2680; crealde.org.

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Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Step Right Up: The Art of the Sideshow Historical carnival sideshow banners, photographs of the fair, contemporary paintings and contemporary sculpture. Through Aug. 29; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

West African Tribal Art: Sculptures, Textiles & Artifacts An extensive survey of African artifacts, including masks, totems and carved sculptures. Many African cultures and tribes from across the continent are represented, including the Benin precolonial African Empire.

Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-2797534; moartdeland.org.

EvEnTs Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Citrus Bowl Try out tons of food trucks at every Orlando City home game. Saturday, 3:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; various menu prices; 407-4232476; thedailycity.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Kissimmee Sample lots of different food at this gathering of food trucks from all over Central Florida.

Friday, 6-9 pm; Kissimmee Civic Center, 201 E. Dakin Ave., Kissimmee; various menu prices; thedailycity.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. second Sunday of every month, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407896-1131; thedailycity.com.

Dog Days of Summer Sidewalk sale, pet adoptions and complimentary beverages. Saturday, 10 am; Cloak and Dapper, 1219 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-2506783; cloakanddapper.us.

Downtown Orlando Food Tour Food tour includes Le Gourmet Break, the Golden Knife, Ferg’s, Artisan’s Table and Avenue Gastrobar.

Saturdays, 2 pm; Downtown Orlando Information Center, 201 S. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-228-3891; downtownorlandotours.com.

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1. the onion (“New improved Obamacare program released on 35 floppy disks,” Oct. 21, 2013) 2. the onion (“4 copy editors killed in ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence,” Jan. 7, 2013) 3. weird al (“It’s All About the Pentiums,” Running With Scissors, 1999) 4. weird al (“Word Crimes,” Mandatory Fun, 2014) 5. the onion (“And to think, no one believed a website that puts people in dangerous physical and sexual situations could succeed,” Feb. 17, 2011)

QuIZ on Page 31 8. weird al (“Cable TV,” Dare to Be Stupid, 1985) 9. the onion (“FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy collapse of United States,” April 15, 2014) 10. weird al (“Dare to Be Stupid,” Dare to Be Stupid, 1985) 11. the onion (“Report: Only 40 percent of celebrities end up marrying their stalkers,” Feb. 26, 2015) 12. the onion (“I have an iPod – ‘In my mind,’” Aug. 20, 2003)

6. weird al (“Craigslist,” Alpocalypse, 2011)

13. the onion (“How cable companies plan to fight cord cutting,” March 9, 2015)

7. weird al (“Don’t Download This Song,” Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006)

14. weird al (“Do I Creep You Out?,” Straight Outta Lynwood, 2006)

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powder and basil tea. Other Dogfish Head brews on tap include the 60-minute and 90-minute IPAs, Indian Brown and Namaste. Friday, 2 pm; World of Beer, multiple locations; various menu prices; 321235-9741; worldofbeer.com.

First Friday: Dog Days Edition A photobooth-style shoot for pets only. Proceeds benefit the Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando. Friday, 3-9 pm; Appleton Creative, 539 Delaney Ave.; $20-$30; macbethphoto.gettimely.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Fun-Filled Fish Fry A benefit for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign featuring entertainment from Blue Star and Michael Wanzie and a fried fish dinner. Monday, 5-7

pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $16 minimum donation; thevenueorlando.com.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun An ‘80s back-to-school BBW/BHM party with Deejay Snow. Friday, 9 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-970-1777; silhouettesplusorlando.com.

Grand Opening of the No. 1 Currywurst Truck of Orlando Chow down on some authentic currywurst or döner kebab from the newest food truck on the scene at the Daily City’s Food Truck Bazaar. Sunday, 6 pm; Fashion Square Mall, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-896-1131; currywursttruck.com.

Guitars and Cars If guitars or cars are your thing, you might want to flag this weekend to get stringed along in Mount Dora. Saturday, 8 am-5 pm; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $2; 352-383-8393.

Hearts of Reality Weekend Summer Sidewalk Sale A weekend featuring some of TV’s favorite reality stars and a sidewalk sale to benefit Give Kids the World. Weekend begins with a ticketed party on Thursday night (see website for prices and details) and the sidewalk sale and autograph signings take place Friday and Saturday. Thursday-Saturday; Celebration Town Center, 610 Sycamore St., Celebration; Free; 407-566-2200; celebrationtowncenter.com.

The Lil Black Dress Pub Crawl Grab your finest black attire for this themed pub crawl. Friday, 8 pm; Downtown Orlando; $15$20; orlandopubcrawls.com.

National IPA Day Celebrate National IPA Day with a lineup of Ballast Point beers like their Sculpin IPA, which comes in normal, grapefruit and habanero varieties. Try a flight to compare their varieties on the cheap. Thursday, noon; Brass Tap, 1632 N. Mills Ave.; various menu prices; 407-2709538; brasstapbeerbar.com.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Orlando Networking Event Enjoy appetizers, drink specials, raffles and more while hobnobbing with likeminded business folk. Tuesday, 5:30 pm; Segafredo Mills Park, 1618 N. Mills Ave.; $10; orlandonetworkingevent.com.

SeaWorld Summer Nights Extended hours, new shows.

Through Sept. 9; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613.

Superhero Capes for Function & Fashion Make your very own cape while learning about this legendary costume accessory.

Saturday, 2 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407.835.7323; ocls.info/asr.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District,

East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Walk to End Alzheimer’s Kick-Off Party Learn about the Alzheimer’s Association and walk, get fundraising ideas and meet the planning committee. Hosted by Ybeth Bruzual of News 13. Tuesday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 800-272-3900; alz.org.

What’s Up Downtown A free monthly event for Orlandoans and visitors to learn more about developments and initiatives happening in and planned for downtown Orlando.

Thursday, 8:30 am; multiple locations; free; 407-246-3789; downtownorlando.com.

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park.

Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

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Winter Park Walking Food Tour This tour features carefully chosen local eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

LEarning Art Night Out: Hand Lettering Bring your favorite quote, and learn the art of drawing letters.

Class price includes all materials and an adult beverage. Tuesday, 6 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Art’s the Spark An outlet for those living with memory impairment, or any other neurological impairment, and their healthy caregivers. A guided tour in the museum, followed by hands-on activity. Saturday, 10:30 am; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

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Demo Day The Iron Yard hosts a demo day for its students to show off their final projects and demonstrate their skills.

Monday, 6:30 pm; The Iron Yard, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free; theironyard.com.

Encouraging Swarming Bees: Peace Through Radically Embracing Diversity A talk aimed at introducing the community to an exciting new community revival planned for Orange County, bringing people together in a radical embrace of diversity. Saturday, 4 pm; The Serenity Center, 2040 Winter Springs Blvd., Oviedo; free; 407-719-8883; newamericanspring.org.

Kit & Kaboodle: A Baby Ready Event An evening event where expecting parents will acquire skills, knowledge and information to be “baby ready” when their child arrives.

Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Heaven Event Center, 8240 Exchange Drive; $15-$45; 407-641-3401; dimplesmagazine.com.

Learn to Sew: Dress Making Have a cocktail while making a dress. Bring your own sewing machine. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; $15; s-khan.com.

Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

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Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Prophetic Medicine: A Holistic Approach to Healthcare in America Free orientation session for a course on holistic healthcare. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Center for Peace, 1021 Goldenrod Road; free; 407273-8363; american-islam.org.

CiviCs Couture for Seniors A fashion show and boutique sale to benefit Meals on Wheels.

Thursday, 4:30 pm; Rio Pinar Country Club, 8600 El Prado Ave.; $9; 407-277-5121.

Hive Orlando: No Foam Zone Eric Rollings of the Orange County Soil & Water District speaks about his grassroots campaign to ban styrofoam.

Wednesday, 6:45 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316.

LiTErary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Lunch and Learn With Author Tana Porter Author Tana Porter visits the History Center to

discuss her latest book, Images of America: College Park. The 128-page book details the history of the iconic Orlando neighborhood through images of its 90-year history.

Saturday, noon; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Orlando Area Science Fiction Society Meeting Join in a discussion of the The Martian

by Andrew Weir. Sunday, 1:30-3 pm; Brick & Fire Pizza and Wine Co., 1621 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-376-7359; oasfis.org.

Roe Pagano Book Launch Roe Pagano launches her new book, Per Sempre Means Forever, the epic tale of how her parents met and married. Friday, 6-8 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-385-7084; writersblockbookstore.com.

Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com.

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There Will Be Fan Fiction Five local writers take on the ever-popular genre of fan fiction. Tuesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; therewillbewords.com.

FamiLy Camp Little Locals: Gnome Sweet Gnome A special mini-garden project: Gnome Villages. Space is limited.

Wednesday, 10 am; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; $5; bookmarkitorlando.com.

Free Family Days Make your own crafts and get a tour with a docent. Sunday, noon; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery at the Morse.

Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

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Frozen Summer Fun at Walt Disney World A Frozen Royal Park Welcome, parade, singalong and dance party with fireworks. Through Sept. 7; Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

sporTs B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Players All experience levels welcome for weekly play.

Wednesdays, 1 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 561-704-9302.

National Bowling Day Free shoes and one free game of bowling to celebrate National Bowling Day. Saturday, 9 am-noon; Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-384-0003; alomabowlingcenters.com.

Orlando City vs Philadelphia Union Major League Soccer.

Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

Orlando Predators vs. Tampa Bay Storm Arena football.

Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$250; 800-745-3000.

Orlando Roller Derby Skate skate skate. Sunday, 4:30-7 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8-$10; 425-281-4707.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

B Y D A N S AVA G E Does a person who acts loving only when high on weed really love you? My live-in boyfriend of three years acts sweet, loving and caring when he’s high, but when the weed runs out, he’s mean, angry, hurtful and horrible to be around. I’ve asked him when he’s stoned to still act like a loving person when the weed runs out, but of course that never happens. He just dismisses that he’s mean and hurtful, and he blames me for why he’s angry.

I’m so confused! Should I just make sure he’s always well stocked with his drug? I’ve told all my friends he is no longer the mean asshole he was when I wanted to leave him (but didn’t), and now I’ve convinced everyone that he transformed back into the amazing catch I always knew he was. In order to save face over not leaving him (and now I can’t for financial reasons), I burned the bridges.

Tensions Highlight Concerns That Relationships Aren’t Perfect

Someone who can be nice only when he’s high isn’t someone you should be fucking, living with or starting a grow-op on your roof for, THCTRAP, he’s someone you should be dumping.

Your boyfriend’s problem isn’t weed, your boyfriend’s problem is asshole. And the fact that you’re covering for him is a very, very bad sign. If being with someone isolates you from the support of your friends, that’s not someone you should be with. Does he love you? Even if he does, do you want to be loved by someone who treats you like shit when he isn’t fucked up? No, you don’t.

DTMFA. But let’s get a second opinion, shall we?

“It’s not unusual for people to complain that they feel a little cranky when they run out of weed,” said Dan Skye, editor in chief of High Times magazine. “But if his personality is that different when he runs out of weed, this woman’s boyfriend has problems other than not being high.”

Now, there are people out there who selfmedicate with pot – in good ways, not bad ways.

“I know many people who have dumped their pharmaceuticals for pot,” said Skye, “because pot is a better substance for easing their pain and anxiety. There are no side effects, it’s good at easing pain, and it even eases some severe medical conditions. There are people out there who are high all the time, I know hundreds of them, and they are perfectly functional, responsible human beings.”

But Skye doesn’t think your boyfriend is one of those people, “If this guy is such a prick when he’s not high, I’d get rid of him,” said Skye. “Putting your girlfriend in a position where she feels like she has to become your dealer – that she has to supply you with pot – is not acceptable.”

She turned me into the pretty girl’s fat little friend years ago and then ran off to sunnier places.

Now she’s back. She has tried to rekindle a relationship, but she expects me to be like I was years back. I’m treating myself to a weekend away and thought about treating her too in the hopes things go to the next level. I guess I’m hoping she will give if she gets. Am I an idiot?

Good Guy Problems

So you’re one of those good guys I’ve

guys who thinks all his female friends are secret sex workers – i.e., girls who will give once they get? If that’s how good guys feel about their female friends, I’d hate to hear a bad guy’s inner monologue.

Don’t spend your “good guy” money on this girl, because she’s not going to fuck you. If she didn’t want to fuck you after she paid Dr. Moreau to turn you into her fat little friend, she doesn’t want to fuck you now. The odds of her wanting to take things “to the next level” once you get her alone for the weekend are worse than the odds of “President Rick Santorum.”

I’m a man who is married to a woman. In our 12-year relationship, our sex life hasn’t ever been really active, but after being married, my wife’s sex drive decreased noticeably. She had promised things would improve once we tied the knot. She explained that her upbringing was conservative and she felt guilty about having sex before marriage. But marriage didn’t help. We’ve gone to couples’ therapy, only to abandon it because she doesn’t feel any progress, and our pantry has barely used natural remedies for low libido. Our library has workout DVDs collecting dust after she said she felt too fat to be attractive. Currently, she can last having sex for nearly half an hour before feeling exhausted and stopping. On the other hand, we enjoy each other’s company and we’ve got each other’s backs whenever things are rough, so I can’t say she’s uninterested in me. I can’t remember the last time I had fulfilling sex. Whenever I bring it up, she breaks down, saying she’s not enough for me.

My need for sex is killing me.

Unsexed Grumpy Husband

Maybe your wife’s religious upbringing ruined sex for her and her for sex. Maybe your wife is one of those low-to-no-libido women who sex therapists and counselors whisper about: a woman with no desire for sex, a woman whose marriage is hanging by a thread, a woman who sincerely wants to save her marriage – but nothing seems to help, her marriage collapses and she winds up divorced.

Three months after the divorce, the woman who was weeping to her therapist about the possibility that she might be asexual? She wants to fuck every cute bartender, personal trainer and waiter she sees. Turns out she wanted sex all along. She just didn’t want it with her husband, or she didn’t want it with only her husband, and her newfound freedom to fuck other people – freedom that might have saved her marriage – reawakened her libido.

Maybe your wife is asexual.

Here are your non-divorce options, UGH: 1) You can get sex elsewhere without her OK, aka “cheating.” 2) You can ask your wife for permission to get sex elsewhere, aka “not cheating.” 3) You can resign yourself to a sexless marriage, aka “cheating inevitably.”

P.S. Never once has a conflict over too little sex in a long-term relationship been solved by a marriage ceremony.

On the Lovecast, Dr. Vy Chu on some nastiness that can happen to one’s bottom: savagelovecast.com.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) Charles de Lint is a novelist whose stories are influenced by folklore, myths and science fiction. In his book Yarrow, a wizardly character named Toby is skilled at conjuring. He can make small objects appear and disappear. But Toby yearns for more. “I want to be magic,” he says. “I want to be a friend of elves and live in a tree. I want to marry a moonbeam and hear the stars sing. I don’t want to pretend at magic anymore. I want to be magic.” If you have ever wished for a comparable upgrade, now is an unusually favorable time to work on it.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) An imaginative Welsh man named Liam Bennett has developed a “dausage,” which is a blend of a doughnut and sausage. One of his most requested treats is pork meat stuffed with strawberry jelly. Even if this novel blend doesn’t appeal to your taste buds, it serves as a good prompt for my advice: The coming weeks will be a favorable time to expand your notion of what types of nourishment are fun and healthy for you. I mean that in the metaphorical as well as the literal sense.

Experiment with new recipes, both with the food you provide your body and the sustenance you feed your soul.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) In the woods, living matter isn’t segregated from the decaying stuff. Rotting tree trunks are host to teeming colonies of moss. Withered stems of ferns mingle with cheerful saplings. Audacious mushrooms sprout up among fallen leaves. The birds and beetles and lizards and butterflies don’t act as if this mix is weird. They are at peace with it. I suspect they thrive on it, even exult in it. That’s the spirit I suggest you adopt as you enjoy the paradoxical mélange of your life in the coming weeks. Celebrate the mysterious magic that emerges as you simultaneously fade and flourish, decline and increase, wind down and rise up.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Here are some tips on being the best Cancerian you can be: 1. Cultivate your sensitivity as a strength. Regard your emotional vulnerability as a superpower. 2.

Nurture yourself as much as you nurture others. 3. Learn to know the difference between your golden hunches and the glimmering delusions your demons stir up. 4. Be kind, but don’t be exorbitantly nice. 5. Remember that others’ unhappiness is rarely your fault or responsibility. 6. Keep reinventing the way you love yourself.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’d be wise to tiptoe away from tradition, give the ghosts of the past a kiss goodbye and wean yourself from nostalgia for the good old days. You’ve got numerous appointments with the future, and it would be a shame to miss them because you’re mucking around with memories. In the coming weeks you’re most likely to thrive if you become an agent of change. And the most important thing to change is your relationship to the person you used to be.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In one of his poems, Jack Gilbert mentions “the incurably sane,” who are “uncrippled by beauty” and “unbutchered by love.” When I read those lines, I felt a surge of protest. Is there a single person on the earth who fits that description? No! I was miffed by such starry-eyed idealism. Later, though, as I studied the astrological omens for you, my attitude softened. I realized that the coming weeks may be a time when many of you will at least temporarily be incurably sane, uncrippled by beauty, and unbutchered by love. If you’re one of these lucky ones, please use your blessed grace to spread an abundance of blessed grace everywhere you go.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you’re not skirting the edges of the forbidden zone, you’re playing it too safe. If you’re not serving as a benevolent mischief-maker for someone you care about, you’re shirking your duty. Your allegiance should be with X-factors and wild cards. You will thrive to the degree that you cultivate alliances with mavericks and instigators. Are you shrewd enough to mess with time-tested formulas? Are you restless enough to rebel against habits that stifle your curiosity?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) How to be a Capricorn, according to my Capricorn reader Sadie Kennedy: When you are younger, take yourself too seriously. Look and act older than you actually are as you serve what’s most practical. Sacrifice fun and frivolity, working doggedly to achieve the goals you yearn for, until you reach some level of accomplishment. Then realize that fun and frivolity have practical value. Begin to age backward like Benjamin Button as you balance work with play and discipline with leisure.

Enjoy the fruits of your intense efforts as everyone tells you how relaxed and supple and resilient you are becoming.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Cracking open the shell of a soft-boiled egg is a tricky task. You must be firm enough to break the shell, but sufficiently gentle to avoid making a mess.

If you live in Germany, you have access to a metal instrument that provides just the right measure of soft force. It’s called an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, translated as “softboiled egg shell cracker.” Your assignment in the coming weeks is to cultivate a talent that is metaphorically similar to an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. I believe you will need that blend of sensitivity and power on numerous occasions.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Americans often regard Cuba as impoverished and backwards. There is an element of truth in their prejudice, primarily because the U.S. has imposed a stifling embargo on the Caribbean nation for over 50 years. But I wonder how my fellow citizens would respond if they knew that in some ways Cuba’s healthcare system is better than America’s. The World Health Organization recently congratulated Cuba for being the first country on earth to eradicate the transmission of syphilis and HIV from mothers to babies. Can you identify a metaphorically similar situation in your personal life? Are there people you regard as inferior or undeveloped who could teach you an important lesson or motivate you to grow? Now is a perfect time to benefit from their influence.

orange County animal Services has an 87-pound pup who’s ready to give you unconditional love. Meet luna! She is a 3-year-old energetic girl who loves to run around the play yard. Luna also really enjoys eating treats and she knows basic commands. She gets along well with other dogs and enjoys playing with them too! If you’re looking for a friendly dog, adopt Luna. During the month of August all adopters will receive a reduced adoption fee displayed on the bottom of a rubber duck they pick. all dogs, cats, puppies and kittens are $5, $10, $15 or Free to adopt during august.

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “What are the best things and the worst things in your life, and when are you going to get around to whispering or shouting them?” This question was posed by Leo author Ray Bradbury in his book Zen in the Art of Writing: Essays on Creativity. Even if you’re not a writer, you will benefit from responding to his exhortation. It’s one of the best things you could do to activate your dormant creativity and intensify your lust for life.

This is one of those times when working with your extremes is not only safe and healthy, but also fun and inspirational. So do it! Get excited and expressive about the best and worst things in your life.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In Indonesia, the term gotong-royong is defined as the “joint bearing of burdens.” In practice it means that you and I and our allies get together voluntarily to help each other achieve a shared goal. It may also be an agreement to provide mutual aid: I help you do what you need to have done, and you help me with my task. Gotong-royong also implies that we enjoy working together. The emotional tone that we cultivate is affection and care.

By sharing a burden, we lighten the load that each of us has to bear.

I bring this to your attention because it’s the gotong-royong season for you and yours. Be the ringleader who initiates and sustains it.

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WANTED - All motorhomes, fifth wheels and travel trailers. Cars, vans and trucks any condition. Cash paid on the spot. Call 941-347-7171.

Health, Beauty & Fitness ABORTION BY PILL: 3-24 WKS www.WOMENSCENTER.com 407-245-7999 or 407-898-2046

Legal/Public Notices Legal Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: CASE NO.: 2015-DR-2485. IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: CHYANN RAYNE CANTU, A Minor. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION AND FOR FINAL JUDGMENT OF ADOPTION. TO: Wendi Ann Barnard Current Residence Address: Unknown. YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights and for a Final Judgment of Adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it, on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before August 19, 2015 and file the original with the clerk of this court at Seminole County Courthouse, Domestic Relations Division, 301 North Park Avenue, Sanford, Florida 32771, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights pending adoption and for Final Judgment of Adoption on August 31, 2015 at 9:00 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before Hon. Michael J. Rudisill at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 North Park Avenue , Court Room G, Sanford, Florida 32771. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the biological mother of a minor female child born on August 13, 2001 at Longwood, Florida. You are described as being 45 years old; Caucasian; 5’1”; 124lbs; hazel eyes and brown hair.

WITNESS my hand and seal this day of July, 2015. MARYANNE MORSE CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. BY: Deputy Clerk. In accordance with the AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT, if you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact the ADA Coordinator, at 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida 32771, telephone (407) 323-4330 ext. 4227 or 830-8919 ext.

4227, within 2 working days of your receipt of this Notice; if you are hearing impaired, call (TDD) 1-800-955-8771; if you are voice impaired, call VOICE (v) 1-800-955-8770.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 26, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED.653 MAGUIRE BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32803 – AT 08:00AM: 0201 – M. Rath, 0504 – L. Bentley, 0516 – L. Dolphin, 0518 – N. Guzman, 1075 – A. Ortiz, 2017 – K. Dixon, 2156 – A. Teague, 3109 – M. Graham, 3206 – A. Wilson, 0525 – D. Hibbs, 2143 – A. Gomez, 3083 – AXA ADVISORS, 3083 – M. Pickard, 3087 - S. Center 1023 N. MILLS AVE – ORLANDO, FL 32803 – AT 08:10AM: 1002 – P. COOPER, 1059 - APPLETON LAW OFFICE P.A, 1059 – M. APPLETON, 2005 – G. MITCHELL, 2035 – S. NEWBERRY, 2066 – A. THOMAS, 2069 – J. JUNOD, 2140 – A. LAVALLE, 3025 – N. DAJANI, 3074 – S. SAHEBI, 4037 – E. SMITH, 1075 – M. GARCIA, 3097 – R. FARMER, 4104 – D. BRANCH 1842 W FAIRBANKS AVE –WINTER PARK, FL 32789 — AT 08:20AM: 1017 – J. THOMAS, 2010 – P. BROWN, 2159 – J. GREEN, 2187 – D. BALDWIN, 3046 – S. PARKER, 3165 – N. PHILLIPS 1241 S. ORLANDO AVE. MAITLAND, FL 32751 – AT 8:30AM: 0017 – e.Green, 0054 – l.Henry, 0103 – m.Freeman, 0145 – m.Tall, 0168 – m.Myceers, 0203 – e.Green, 0236 – j.Jensen, 0308 – e.Green, 0447 – m.Riley, 0502 – e.O’Neal, 3020 – p.Digiovanni, 5003 – r.Bergaman N, 3046 – S. PARKER, 3165 – N. PHILLIPS 2431 S ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – APOPKA, FL 32703 – AT 08:40AM: C018 – l.Simmerman, C039 – t.Honeycutt, D064 – s.Brinkley, D082 – d.rumph, E002 – k.Schellenbarg, F012 – c.Lane, F015 – b.chatigny, F019 – d.DUNSTON, H020 – s.Hughes, H021 – m.Kent, H028 – k.POLINGO, H055 – a.Mentus, NA04 – c.Garcia, NA13 – k.Washington, NB13 – j.Klepzig, NB14 – e.Delvalle, NB17 – d.Moore, NB21 – m.Cuddy, NC09 – l.Jones, NC11 – s.Moore, S031 – w.Pinott-Mojica, U007 – m.Woods, U038 – t.Doss, V001 – e.Majewicz, V007 – t.Hattan, X017 – s.Sellers, X019 – b.Craft, X020 – c.Eddy 3150 N HIAWASSEE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 08:50AM: 1409 – a.Hemmer, 1413 – p.Formor, 1506 – r.Barnhill, 1509 – s.Cooper, 1511 – l.Wiggins, 1611 – b.Sims, 1801 – g.Turner, 1808 – d.Wright, 1809 – c.Gibbons, 1829 – m.Headley, 1833 – n.louis, 1914 – c.Chaney Sr, 1917 – v.Long, 1926 – f.Rosa, 1927 – s.Harris, 2103 – s.Davenport, 2116A – k.Tyrell, 2211 – t.Sydney, 2220 – s.Cooper, 2228 – r.Watson, 2231 – n.Laster, 2408 – r.Wilkinson, 2409 – t.Johnson, 2413 – p.JOHNSON, 2416 – o.Beacham, 2422 – c.Massani, 2512 – m.Mowatt, 2519 – s.Fitzgerald, 2524 – a.Simmons, 2614 – m.Robinson, 2627 – p.Hunte, 2702 – j.Robinson, 2708 – t.Taylor, 2717 – j.Wilcox, 2718 – l.Sulton, 2719 – l.Washington, 2722 – j.Durnin, 2730 – r.Cherry, 2800 – m.Antoine, 2806 – a.Denmark 8255 SILVER STAR RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 09:00AM: 1103 – p.Hicks, 1211 – c.Baronville, 1305 – d.Johnson, 1329 – m.Cruz, 1363 – n.Hightower, 1410 – k.Gwynn, 1437 – c.Gumbs, 1450 – s.Wright, 1452 – b.Williamson, 1453 – d.Floyd, 1459 – a.Garcia, 1462 – f.Graczyk, 1475 – b.Shoemaker, 1508 – c.Lee, 1520 – w.CRAWFORD II, 1616 – l.Stinson, 1706 – w.Wetzstein, 2008 – m.Amari, 2013 – s.Jenkins, 2024 – t.Birdsong, 2050 – i.FORD, 2109 – t.Perry, 2213 – d.Moya, 2228 – l.Cobb, 2291 – j.Montero, 2307 – r.Saintilus, 2312 – l.WETZSTEIN, 2412 – t.Timmons, 2452 – a.Millet, 2623 – n.Rosas Jr., 3000 – T.ALIM VIN#4JGBF7BE3BA652936, 3015 – c.Clark VIN#1GYEK13R9XR403362 VIN#WBAEK73494B32246 6770 SILVER STAR RD – ORLANDO, FL 32818 – AT 09:10AM: 0010 – b.Bueso, 0021 – c.Chukes, 0024 – w.Giles Jr, 0032 – j.Sullivan, 0059 – d.BEALE, 0082 – y.Mallard Jr, 0094 – w.Lumpkin, 0140 – l.Mccants, 0153 – r.Jones, 0173 – i.Griffin, 0190 – d.ridanpaa, 0196 – t.Chambers, 0208 – n.Geffrard, 0236 – s.Hamilton, 0246 – g.Castillo, 0256 – i.Donado, 0267 – r.Schilt, 0268 – e.Gilmore, 0270 – r.Ross Jr, 0295 – r.Ooton, 0315 – t.Rowe, 0331 – w.Jefferson Jr, 0339 – s.Annon, 0392 – t.kersaint, 0396 – m.Tybuszewski, 0398 – b.Ashley, 0410 – t.Carter, 0432 – t.Black, 0437 – t.taylor, 0443 – l.Robinson, 0464 – l.Lester, 0470 – b.Lattimore, 0474 – l.Ousley, 0475 – p.Dadaille, 0478 – e.QUETANT,

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Notice is hereby given that on August 27th 2015 Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations:Extra Space Storage 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 August 27th 2015 9:30am #D286-McSwain FowlerHousehold goods #C219-Shawn Johnson-Audi #B153-Edwin JiminezTools #B099-Jerelene Jackson- Business inventory and household items #E316-John Garrard-Household #A030Chris Crowley-Household #H443Fernando Gusmao-Household items #C189-Janet Howell-Household items #B140-Shantatta Nedd-Household items #D273-Shelby Smith-Dressers, boxes, stove, fridge, large bed #C207Shauna Morrison-Bed, night stands, dresser #A004-Lee Fordham- Household goods #0736-Thomas Johnson -Household goods and furniture

#F391-Patrick Thurber-Household goods #E307-John Tatarka-Household furniture #A070-Jose Tovar-Household goods. Extra Space Storage 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 August 27th 11:00am #05053 Jeff Cameron household goods, #07009 Natasha Francis M/C LTS/26” rims, #07011 Carolyn Rozier hsehold goods, #02300 Chris Molinaray hsehold goods, #022701 Solutions Spine Health Furniture/files, #02296 Latanya Griggs hsehold goods, #02155 Harrun Majeed hsehold items, #08045 CindyFinance furniture/hsehold items, #07029 Tramaine Howard hsehold furniture/items, #07035 Steven Madaus hsehold items, #06041 Shannon Baker boxes,bookcase/books, #02074 Carla Alvarez tools, #2096 Ernest Cannon hsehold items. Extra Space Storage 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 August 27th 12:30pm #042 Laurie Kiner – Household items #153 Robin Willis – household items #141 Oriana Millton – Household Items #049 Roberto Bougeois – 2008 A5 #600 Esther Gibbons household items #804 Cheryl Lessacher –furniture, boxes #139 Brian going – boxes, electronics, some tools #504 Trina Mccormack – boxes, bags, bookshelf #026 Fredrick Robinson- Household items #255 Michelle Johnsonshoes, household items. Extra Space Storage 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 August 27th 1:30pm #1003-Gerald Simons (Clothing Boxes) #2106- Beatrice Savior (Clothing Boxes)#4071- Terry White (House hold Items)#4035- Julie Tulley (Clothes, Boxes)#4011- Michelle Cooks (Furniture, Boxes, House hold goods, Clothing)#4082- Debbie Tucker (Household Goods)#4061- Serge Obiang (Boxes, Furniture’s)#2135- Pamela Bowers (Church Goods)#4057- Bernard Mcdonald (Household Goods)#4053Patrice Johnson (Household Goods)#1103- Alicia Hill (Luggage and personal Items)#1083- Zinet Muedini (Household Goods)#3029- Catherine Ann Young (Household Goods)#1010Benjamin Owens (Household Goods)#4073- Heath Starr (Personal Items)#3132- Monica Hall(Clothes, Shoes, Fish tanks, TV and table)#1058Antoinette Jackson (Household Goods).

Extra Space Storage 1420 N. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 August 27th 3:00pm #194 Sherra Hedrick-Household goods #766 Randy Nault- Trailer, Household Items #597 Brandon WashingtonPersonal Items #782 Nancy SevereClothes, Books, Personal Items. Extra Space Storage 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando.

Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 August 27th 4:00pm #1137 Eric Barrett- General Merchandise #1117 Adebayo Fatila-General household goods #3111 Carline Charles- Household goods, TV, Beds, Furniture #3173 Nicole Darrigo- Household Items #3106 William Lindemann- Furniture #Derek RobertsElectronics, TV’s, game systems, computer and monitor and car hood and rims #3134A Kevin Peterkin- Boxes #1107 Jeffery Hall- Personal. #3105 Michael Martinez- Tools, Electronics, and Furniture #1139 James Carter- Clothes and Tools #2085 Matthew Teal- Office Equipment #2031A Baresha WilliamsClothes #4091 Darren Cochran- Clothing #1079 Benjamin Martinez- House-

hold items, sofa, tv, beds, seasonal decorations, bicycles, and toys #2038 Dimeral Wise- Sofa dining room table TV stand and a queen bed and full bed washer and dryer clothes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on August 24, 2015 at 9:00 AM at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Highway, Orlando, FL. 1999 PLYM 2P4GP44G1XR320531 1997 DODG 1B7GL23XXVS274778 1993 TOYO 4T1VK13E1PU092585 1997 TOYO 1NXBB02E1VZ505813

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Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr., Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated.

Unit 168 Jannie Paterson/Jannie Patterson Unit 766 Trenessa Williams., Unit 151 Rhonda Willis, Unit 531 Kinson Metayer, Unit 155 Natacha Lamy, Unit 477 John Marman, Unit 815 Cheryl Mcphaul, Unit 826 Raphael L Thompson, Unit 118 Marshall L Turner, Unit 821 Terrance Walker, Unit 424 Liana E Davis, The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www.storagebattles.com until, Tuesday August 25, 2015 at 2:00 PM. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.

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Legal/Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07, CASE NO.:DP13-464. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD:K. N.P. DOB: 09/28/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: OLIVERIO PORFIRIO-GONZALES Address unknown.

A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Alicia Latimore, Circuit Judge, on the 24th day of September, 2015 at 9:30 a.m.. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Pleadings shall be copied to: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, kim.crag-chaderton@myflfamilies.com State of Florida Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, Pine Hills Service Center, 609 N. Powers Drive, Suite 324B, Orlando, FL 32818 (407-563-2380). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, phone 407-836-2303, or fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of August, 2015. CLERK OF COURT

BY DEPUTY CLERK

The following vehicles will be auctioned off at A Reliable Towing, 2500 Forsyth Rd F7, Orlando FL 32807, on August 18, 2015 at 9:00 am: 06 Ford vin: 1FMDK011X6GA24966; 98 Cadillac vin: 1G6KS54Y3WU932195; 97 Mitsubishi vin: 4A3AJ56G1VE109724;

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03, CASE NO.: DP14-451. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: J.J.O. DOB: 08/27/2012. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Jose Juan Ortiz, Address Unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 31st day of August, 2015 at 10:00 a.m., at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6) (g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information.

The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Pleadings shall be copied to: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, stephanie.evans@myflfamilies. com. State of Florida Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, Pine Hills Service Center, 609 N. Powers Drive, Suite 324B, Orlando, FL 32818. (407-563-2380). Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of July, 2015. CLERK OF COURT.

Noah’s Ark Self Storage SALE NOTICE Notice is hereby given that Noah’s Ark Self Storage will sell the contents of the following self-storage units by public auction to satisfy their liens against these tenants, in accordance with the Florida Self-Storage Facility Act. The auction will take place at this location at 9:00am August 25th 2015 or thereafter. Units are believed to contain household goods or miscellaneous, unless otherwise listed. Noah’s Ark Self Storage, 831 N Park Ave, Apopka FL, 32712. Phone: (407) 7035923 E-mail: rocksprings@noahsark.cc.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03, CASE NO.:DP13-436. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: Y. M. V. DOB:04/13/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Rafael Reyes, Jr. address unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 15th day of September, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. , at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion.

Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/Reunion-Registry.htm.

Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700.

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service.Pleading shall be copies to: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com Dept. of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Fl 32811. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of July, 2015. CLERK OF COURT.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 1990 Deln VIN# 1D9AM7057LB018238 2002 Volkswagen VIN# 3VWSB69M92M095702 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on August 26, 2015 , at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/LATIMORE CASE NO.: DP13-329 IN THE INTEREST OF: Z.M., DOB:02/20/2009, R.M., DOB:09/04/2011, MINOR CHILDREN SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: SHATAKA HAMMOCK, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore, on August 12, 2015 at 9:30 a.m. at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING You must appear on the date and at the time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of July, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s LegalServices 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone Deputy Clerk (407) 317-7126-Fax (Court Seal) Crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com By:/s/ Lisa Rotenberger.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 9TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2014-CA003543-O LPP MORTGAGE, LTD, Plaintiff v. SCOTT SWANSON, ET AL.,Defendant(s).

NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE that pursuant to an Order or Final Judgment entered in the above styled cause now pending in said court, that I will sell to the highest and best bidder for cash.

The sale shall be held online by the Clerk of Court at www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com at 11:00 a.m. on the 13th of August, 2015, the following described property:LOT 174, RAINTREE PLACE PHASE II, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 17, PAGES 57 AND 58, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 7919 Goldleaf Street, Orlando, Florida 32835 Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. WITNESS my hand and the seal of this court on July 22, 2015. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 2130, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 836-2303 within two (2) working days of your receipt of this (describe notice); If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.”Respectfully Submitted, AIRAN LAW, P.A. Plaza San Remo, Suite 310, 6705 SW 57 Avenue (Red Road) Coral Gables, Florida 33143 Telephone:305-666-9311

Notice is hereby given that on August 26th 2015 Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations:Extra Space Storage 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 August 26th 2:00pm #233-Christine Scott-Furniture, #421-Taylor Johnson-Household Items, #100-Luis V Andrade-Household items, #709-Keith Lock- Personal items,books,wall hangings, #238-Lonny K McDougal-Equipment for work, #649-Casey Pasciucco-Household items, #832-Robert V Garner-Home items, #664-Claudine SabaterHousehold items. Extra Space Storage 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 August 26th 11:00am #205 Luis Diaz – furniture, boxes, electronics, cabinets, household items. #514 Sebastian Morales – furniture, boxes, household items. #523 James Pugh– boxes, clothes, household items. #561 Melissa Miranda – boxes, misc goods, household items. #616 Diana Winkler – household goods and furniture. #1619 Edward Lewis – household goods, furniture. #2014 Christopher Garcia – automobile parts.

The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

The following vehicle will be auctioned off at Signal 10 Towing & Recovery, 1505 Ross Ave, Kissimmee FL 34744, on August 25, 2015 at 9:00 am: 08 Hyundai vin: KMHCN46C78U258958

West Landing Chiropractic Care, LLC Office closing on August 27, 2015. Current & Future contact information PO BOX 585577 Orlando FL 32858 & Landing348@gmail. com. Patients seen by Appointments only.

Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807 :CONTENTES MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY AUGUST 12,2015 AT LOCATIONS AND TIME INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM: #105 Jeff York; CLTG, #148 Amanda Kay Bass, #151 Yanique Smith, #308 Steve Tuck, #326 Troy Edward Fairley, #452 Ryan Thomas Oliver, #508 Ami Lowe, #553 Amber Edwina Lott, #565 Genevieve Margarete Yenkel. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: UNIT #21 WILLIAM J RODRIGUEZ ALVAREZ, UNIT #23 SUSAN MARIE WESTON, UNIT #41 TOMAS AURIS GONZALEZ CORPORAN, UNIT #94 ANA FELICIA RODRIGUEZ DE RODRIGUEZ, UNIT #138 RAYMOND GERALD BULLOCK, UNIT #233 JOSE M RAMOS, UNIT #242 JESMARINE ANNETTE LOPEZ CRUZ, UNIT #292 LUIS ANTONIO MOJICA GONZALEZ. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm #218-GISELLE MICHAELS; #404- SANDRA PATRICE-MCCOY; #406JOSEPH A WHITE JR; #1234- JASON WANG; #1237- DELIA M ZALDUONDO; #1317- DANIEL MANRIQUE; #1303-STEVEN D CARVER. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM: 9005-Shannon M Schaeffer/ Ralph A Ginise 1993 Chev Truck Vin#1GBHK34K3PE206361, B787-Kalina Matias, B789 Habibzadegan K Bahaman, B817-Sharifa Anderson, B820-Juan Sotomayor,B823-Rafael Montalvo, C843-Marisol Gibbons, Betsy Vasquez, F235-Pedro Vazquez, F251 Obed Torres Lopez, F259-Bryan Vigo, G292-Phillip Picket, G299-Jeana Hardy,G335-Richard Thompson,H356-Devon Bennett, H360-Brandy Zatriniski H423-Glenn Goodman,H451-Quentin Lee, H465-Rafael Torres Jr,H481-Tiffany Pearce, I525-Israel Rodriguez, I592-Victor Miranda, I596Deserie Rivera, I602-Carmen I Rodriguez Rivera, J654- Francisco Velez.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2010-CA-014064-A001OX ROSEVILLE PROPERTIES, LLC, VS. JOSIUS JOSEPH, ET AL, NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on November 4, 2014 in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, the property situated in Orange County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 330, SILVER RIDE PHASE II, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF, RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 15, PAGE (S) 72-74, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 2844 SALTER COURT, ORLANDO, FLORIDA 32818 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on August 27th, 2015 online at: https:// www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 1001 N. Lake Destiny Road, Suite 250, Maitland, Florida 32751 Tel. (321)285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By: /s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP13-6 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.D DOB: 11/06/2012, MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Cory Sherpf-Dauven, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on August 24, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes.

As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion.

Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700.

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of April, 2015. CLERK OF COURT. Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276.

By:_____Deputy Clerk. Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF BUNCOMBE IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE DISTRICT COURT DIVISION JUVENILE DIVISION 10 JT 219 IN THE MATTER OF: A.D.D. Minor Child.

TO: UNKNOWN FATHER(S), of one African American female child, A.D.D., born September 6, 2002 to N.M.J., in in Orange County, Florida. The biological mother, N.M.J. is also African-American.

TAKE NOTICE that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above-captioned action. The nature of the relief sought is as follows: Termination of parental rights to A.D.D., minor child, pursuant to North Carolina General Statute, 7B-1111. You are required to make defense to such proceedings no later than September 14, 2015, said date being forty (40) days from the publication of this notice, and upon your failure to do so, the Buncombe County Department of Social Services, Petitioner, will apply to the Court for the relief sought. If you are indigent, you are entitled to appointed counsel. You may contact the Buncombe County juvenile court clerk immediately to request counsel. This the 29th day of July, 2015. HANNA HONEYCUTT, ATTORNEY FOR BUNCOMBE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES PO BOX 7408 ASHEVILLE, NC 28802 (828)-250-5500 August 5, 2015, August 12, 2015, August 19, 2015

Notice is hereby given that on August Notice of Action For Dissolution of Marriage – To: Ryanne De Lima Rover, UNKNOWN. You are notified that an action has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses if any, to it on Scott M Dorough whose known address is 5081 The Oaks Circle on or before 9/10/2015, and file the orginal with the clerk of this court at 425 N Orange Ave. Suite 320 Orlando Fl. 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office.

WARNING Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking pleadings.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on August 20th, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd, Kissimmee, FL 34746 (407) 944-1408 #5245 Allayna Chang-Furniture #517 Pamela Morris-Household Goods #5062 Debby Couture-Household Goods #302 John Washington-Household Items #316 Jose Cardona-Three Bedroon house #459 Carmen Beck-Household Gooods #522 Raquel Rodriguez-Household Goods #341 Sonia Torres-Household Items #5225 Kevin Snyder-Household Items #116 Shafied Jafar-Furniture #5036 Dorna Noble-Furniture #524 Lawrence Nunez-Household Goods #585 Loraine Taylor-Household Items #108 Trina Rodriguez-Household Items #592 Everard Wayne Mckenzie-Tools.

Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

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Data Warehouse Analyst II:- FT positions for Florida Hospital in Central Florida.

B.S. in Information Technology required.

24 months of Information Technology Experience required. Contact Mr. Saji John at 407-200-2511 or fax resume to 407-303-5495 Kony Services, Inc. in Orlando, FL seeks Sr. Technical Lead (#STL015) responsible for leading projects for clients. Extensive U.S. travel required. Please fax resumes to (407) 440-3738 quoting job #.

Kony, Inc. in Orlando, FL seeks Product Architect (#PA015) responsible for designing B2E Cloud SaaS Solutions, Development Lead-Business Intelligence Engineering (#DLE03), and Director, Product Management, Development Frameworks (#PM015); fax resume to (407) 440-3738 quoting job #.

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We are strictly a hair salon but have great neighbors down the way at New York nails for mani pedis! J and Company Hair Studio is a must visit to truly appreciate the space you would be renting. Please email if interested in seeing jandcompanyhairstudio@ gmail.com. If you stop by please ask to speak to the owner, Jennifer.

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Student Success Specialist Full Sail University 6060839

Associate Course Director - English Composition Full Sail University 6084175

Cook - Renaissance Orlando at SeaWorld Marriott International 6087152

Direct Sales Vacation Counselor Diamond Resorts International 6092717

Director of Christian Initiatives, YMCA of Central Florida YMCA of Central Florida 6092719

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Resource Specialist Florida Literacy Coalition 6092725

Clinical Laboratory Technologist Generalist Central Florida Health Alliance 6094972

Registered Nurses Central Florida Health Alliance 6094973

Maintenance Technician Wet n Wild 6095141

Housekeeper Drury Hotels 6093602

Personal Lines Underwriter Frontline Insurance 6095144

EXPERIENCED COMMERCIAL BINDERY FOLDER OPERATOR Central Florida Press 6093607

Store Manager - Merritt Island, FL RaceTrac 6094668

Guest Service Associate - Deltona, FL RaceTrac 6094682

Vice President - Learning and Development Fairwinds Credit Union 6094702

Manager, Trade Marketing and Category Analysis Integrated Supply Network, LLC 6094713

Product Data Specialist Integrated Supply Network, LLC 6094714

Supply Chain Manager Integrated Supply Network, LLC 6094715

Category Analysis Supervisor Integrated Supply Network, LLC 6094716

Shake Shack Restaurant Team Leader Shake Shack 6095171

Human Resources Manager Confidential 6095377

Vinyl Graphics Production / Installer Signs Now - College Park 6096547

Drawings - Contracts - Coordinator Greater Orlando Aviation Authority 6096548

TEACHER ASSISTANT Community Coordinated Care for Children, Inc 6096699

Embroidery Machine Operator / Production Line - Benefits! (Sanford, FL) Capsmith, Inc. 6099789

Purchasing Associate (Sanford, FL) Capsmith, Inc. 6099791

Cosmetologist B Resort located in the Walt Disney World Resort 6099795

Financial Systems Coordinator (2 vacancies) Orange County Sheriff ’s Office 6094718

CityWalk - Dishwasher Universal Orlando 6100839

Director of Talent Acquisition Loews Hotels at Universal Orlando 6094722

Senior Indirect Underwriter Space Coast Credit Union 6100961

Manager of Health and Safety Consentium Search 6094965

Lounge Server (Pool Server) - Renaissance Orlando at SeaWorld Marriott International 6094968

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Loss Mitigation Manager Space Coast Credit Union 6100962

Teller / CSR - Kissimmee Harbor Community Bank 6100967

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Sewing Specialist- Full-Time/Part-Time, Walt Disney World Walt Disney World Resort 6101005

Marketing Representative Family Physicians Group 6103978

Cable Contractors - Paid Training - Cocoa National Broadband 6104053

Nurse Practitioner JLR Medical Group 6104064

Dietary Aide - Part Time - Ormond Beach, FL Opis Senior Services Group 6104067

Cook - Casual/On Call - Ormond Beach, FL Opis Senior Services Group 6104068

Assistant Manager Qdoba 6104144

Human Resources Director Florida United Methodist Children’s Home 6104931

Part Time Bookkeeper Camaraderie Foundation, Inc. 6106767

Business Relations Representative Better Business Bureau Central Florida 6105239

Purchasing Manager Smart Ride, Inc. 6106768

Human Resources Assistant Holler Classic Automotive Group 6105251

Maintenance Assistant Buffalo Lodging Associates LLC 6106770

IT Administrator/Technician WKMG Local 6 ClickOrlando.com 6105259

Mammography Technologist - ORMC and Health Central , Orlando Health Orlando Health 6106771

Job Fair Bilingual (Spanish &amp; English) Inbound Sales Agents Sears Holding 6105261

Medical Assistant (RMA,CMA or EMT) Pulmonary Care of Central FL 6106950

Collections and Sales Representative OneMain Financial Lakeland FL (Bilingual Spanish) Citi 6106426

Promotional Sales Rep Orange Lake Resorts, Holiday Inn Club Vacations 6107886

Medical Asst Certified/Registered - Clinic St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6106759

Maintenance Technician - Part Time Crayola 6108868

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