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Sam Bee has a lot on her mind

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MUSIC 31 Adventure time

Beloved Japanese cult band and alt-rock influencers Shonen Knife return to the United States

7 Pulse: In Memoriam

17 Sammies club

A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Anthony Luis Laureano Disla

Bad As’s, John Collazo’s Milk District sandwich joint, gives lunch new life

31 Picks This Week

7 This Modern World 7 ICYMI

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33 This Little Underground

News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

Mucho Tequila and Tacos gets a NOLA makeover, the Waterfront makes a comeback sans Julie, plus more in our weekly food roundup

9 ‘A lot of people will suffer’

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Great live music rattles Orlando every night Sinkane and Eric Slick make Orlando debuts, the Prestage Brothers return to town united

Just like the bougie version of Cinco de Mayo, we pump the Penicillin full of tequila and hope for the best

Trump administration considers removing protected status of Haitian refugees

9 Death penalty dispute drags on Rick Scott, Pam Bondi hit back at Aramis Ayala in lawsuit

23 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

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ARTS + CULTURE 10 What’s so funny?

Florida journalist Lorraine Berry finds catharsis in Samantha Bee’s celebration of those who work in the business of (real) news

15 Live Active Cultures Exploring California attractions yields glimpses of new experiences that could be coming to Florida soon

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25 Morality: It’s what’s for Dinner Though it’s the third adaptation of the same novel in five years, The Dinner keeps us coming back for more

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25 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Anthony Luis Laureano Disla Anthony Laureano Disla was the type of performer who could charm you in a suit or in a dress.

The 25-yearold native of Rio Piedras, Puerto Rico, was a talented dancer who liked to wear suspenders and fedoras when he danced to mambo, salsa and ballroom. But when he performed in drag as Alanis Laurell, he preferred blonde wigs and shiny ensembles as he lip-synced to Olga Tañon and Jennifer Lopez. The Orlando Sentinel reports Laureano Disla had studied at Universidad Del Sagrado Corazon on the island before coming to Orlando about three years ago to focus on his career as a dancer and choreographer.

He wasn’t performing at the gay nightclub Pulse on June 12, but he was there that night to party with his friends when the shooting

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started. Laureano Disla was one of 49 people killed by the lone gunman.

After his death, Cindy J. Ross D’Austin posted a photo on Facebook showing D’Austin and Laureano Disla in matching pink drag costumes.

“This is not a goodbye but a see you later,” the performer wrote. “You know more than anyone how much we loved you.”

Another friend, Jamesphyll Pinales Gonzalez, said Laureano Disla had asked him to move from Puerto Rico to Orlando to live with him.

“He was one of the most loved people in this world,” Pinales Gonzalez wrote online.

“Everyone had something to do with him. His circle of friends was infinite.”

Laureano Disla’s mother, Olga Disla, says her son will always be dancing in her heart and in the hearts of others.

“I miss your smile, to hear your lips call me ‘mami,’” Disla wrote on Facebook. “Now I treasure much more your memories and my love for you because that love conquers death.

You’re still alive in my heart and in my mind. … My faith tells me that we’ll meet again, in a place where there will be no more crying or pain, in a new world. That is the promise of God and I know it will be fulfilled.”

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Rick Singh sues for libel, a monkey runs rampant in Apopka, an update on the memorial at Pulse and other things you may have missed this week. »

Rick Singh sues PACs for ‘smear campaign’ during election:

Orange County Property Appraiser Rick Singh is suing political action committees and their anonymous supporters for running a “smear campaign” against him during the 2016 election. The libel suit says two PACs and their anonymous financial backers acted maliciously when they falsely accused Singh in mailers and television ads of changing his first name to hide a federal lawsuit, financial debt and a felony arrest, among other things. Singh’s lawyers estimate the PACs spent about $3.4 million in dark money to discredit the incumbent before he was re-elected.

The property appraiser and his lawyers wouldn’t name any names, but it’s no secret that Singh has earned the ire of local theme parks. The parks have sued Singh because they say he’s appraised them higher than the office has in the past. In just two years, Disney’s tax bill jumped from $84.5 million to $102.6 million, while Universal’s taxes went from $148.6 million to $297 million.

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Pulse owner will unveil plans for permanent memorial this week:

Barbara Poma, the owner of the gay nightclub Pulse, will reveal plans for a permanent memorial at the site where a gunman killed 49 people during “Latin Night” last June. Poma’s organization, the OnePULSE Foundation, says on its website that a fund will be established to “support the construction and maintenance of the memorial, community grants to care for the survivors and victims’ families, endowed scholarships for each of the 49 angels and ultimately a museum showcasing the historic artifacts and stories from the event.” Back in December, Poma was in talks with city leaders to sell the Orlando club, but ultimately backed out of the deal, saying she couldn’t walk away from a space that means so much to her family and community.

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SpaceX launches first classified mission for the U.S. military from Florida:

The company’s Falcon 9 rocket launched a satellite for the National Reconnaissance Office this week from Cape Canaveral’s Kennedy Space Center. The federal agency manages defense satellites in space, and the payload for Monday’s launch is suspected to be a data relay satellite.

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Florida wildlife officials search for loose monkey in Apopka:

A rhesus macaque monkey was spotted in an Apopka neighborhood last week and as of press time on Monday, has not been found. Florida Fish and Wildlife officers say the monkey could be a pet, but it’s more likely to be a wild animal from the colony of rhesus macaques that live in Silver Springs State Park in Ocala. Wildlife officials say if you see the monkey, do no approach it – instead call the Wildlife Alert Hotline at 1-888-404-3922. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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‘A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL SUFFER’ Trump administration considers removing protected status of Haitian refugees

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ore than 500 Haitian refugees who work at Walt Disney World could be sent back to their country if the Trump administration ends temporary protections for about 50,000 Haitians living in the U.S. Local unions and workers rallied outside the Disney gates on Wednesday, asking President Donald Trump to renew protections for the Haitian cast members who serve as the backbone of the Central Florida’s tourism industry.

“They make the beds, serve the food, prepare meals in the kitchen, keep the parks clean,” says Jeremy Cruz-Haicken, president of Unite Here Local 737. “We only know the number for Disney, but there are thousands of workers in the tourism industry that would be directly affected. That also includes spouses, children, siblings. They could lose their homes. They could be deported. It’s a looming disaster.”

In an April 10 memo to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, James McCament, acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, said that “conditions in Haiti no longer support its designation” for temporary protected status for refugees.

The Obama administration granted Haitians this status after the devastating 2010 earthquake in the Caribbean country, which killed about 220,000 people and left 1.5 million homeless. Haiti is still dealing with hunger and housing crises, as well as a cholera outbreak. A February 2017 report from the United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs says that 55,000 Haitians are still living in camp shelters and predicts that more than 750,000 will require food assistance in 2017.

If the Trump administration does not renew this special immigration status, it will expire on July 22. Last year, Trump

told Haitian voters during a campaign stop that he wanted to “be your greatest champion.”

Disney workers were also calling on company CEO Bob Iger, who sits on Trump’s economic advisory council, to ask the president to extend protections. Disney released a statement saying it supports extending immigration protections for Haitians.

“Given the current situation in Haiti, we support efforts to extend the Temporary Protected Status for Haitian nationals,” the company says. “The more than 500 cast members who are currently part of this program have been and are an important part of our Walt Disney World workforce in Central Florida.”

Last year, Trump told Haitian voters that he wanted to “be your greatest champion.”

Cecilia Luis, who works at Disney as a housekeeper, says she helps support her six children by sending cash remittances back to Haiti that help them buy food. If she has to go back to the suffering country, she knows it will be hard to find a job to help her family.

“I’m OK, but I know a lot of people here that don’t eat or sleep because they’re worried they’ll be sent back to Haiti,” she says in Spanish. “It’s not as easy to leave when you’re sending money to your family to help them survive. My God knows everything, and I’m asking him to speak to their hearts so they don’t do this. A lot of people will suffer.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

DEATH PENALTY DISPUTE DRAGS ON Rick Scott, Pam Bondi hit back at Aramis Ayala in lawsuit

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ing enhancements (such as mandatory minimum sentences) whenever possible and regardless of circumstances,” the response says. “In those cases, as here, the chief executive’s venerable and modest reassignment authority – an authority regulated by statute and subject to judicial review – can serve as a useful check on the exercise of prosecutorial power.”

Scott removed Ayala from 23 cases after she announced she wouldn’t pursue the death penalty for murder suspect Markeith Loyd, who is accused of killing his pregnant ex-girlfriend Sade Dixon and Orlando Police Lt. Debra Clayton. The governor is being supported in the lawsuit filed in state court by the Republican-led Florida House of Representatives, the Florida Prosecuting Attorneys Association and other victims’ families. Republicans in the House and Senate have proposed cutting the budget for Ayala’s office.

On her end, Ayala has said Scott doesn’t have the authority to reassign the capital cases because prosecutors can choose to seek the death penalty. Ayala is being supported in court by Democratic lawmakers, former prosecutors and Florida Supreme Court justices, social justice organizations and homicide victims’ families.

ov. Rick Scott hit back at OrangeOsceola State Attorney Aramis Ayala in court this week, saying he did not violate Florida’s constitution when he removed Ayala from 23 murder cases after she said she wouldn’t pursue the death penalty during her term.

The response, filed by Attorney General Pam Bondi in the Florida Supreme Court, says that despite Ayala’s claims that the governor does not have the authority to remove her from cases, she did ask him to reassign another prosecutor to a case on six occasions.

“The Governor’s orders have the purpose and effect of ensuring rather than impeding the exercise of prosecutorial discretion,” the brief says. “Her decision ultimately reflects her personal beliefs rather than the law of this State, appropriately applied on a case-by-case basis.”

Bondi and Scott say in their response that the “extraordinary constitutional authority” Ayala asserts would not only apply to death-penalty cases, but also to other crimes that prosecutors don’t agree with.

“Some locally elected prosecutors may commit to always pursuing certain charges (like particular drug possession charges) or severe sentenc-

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through two different layers of security, I’m in. The rules for this event are a little different than one might expect. For one thing, I’m not allowed to take in a big bag with me, nor am I allowed to bring any kind of recording equipment. But I also cannot bring my iPad into the show to take notes; it’s been determined that the lights from all the journalists’ equipment will be too distracting. So, in a mad scramble on the morning of the event, I found a small bag with just enough room for a pad of paper and my favorite fountain pen, a back-up pen, and several ink cartridges.

As soon as I’m through security, I’m met by a uniformed server who offers me a glass of champagne and an hors d’oeuvre. I get out of the sun and walk into the air-conditioned foyer, where most everyone has retreated. Soon, I’m spotting lots of wellknown liberal writers and humorists. Lizz Winstead. Van Jones. Jonathan Capehart.

But it’s when Ashley Nicole Black, one of Sam Bee’s correspondents, walks within a foot of me that I take notice. I give her a big smile, and before I can stop myself, I do the bowing motion made famous by Garth and Wayne in Wayne’s World: “I’m not worthy!”

She looks embarrassed. I tell myself to snap out of it. I’ve earned my right to be here, although like a lot of women I know, I still struggle with feeling like a fraud.

My invitation to cover this event came because I’ve just completed a big profile of Sam Bee and Jo Miller for the May print issue of Marie Claire. I had also interviewed Bee in January 2016 for The Guardian, before Full Frontal debuted, before anyone knew how strong a chord the show would strike with the American public. Since its debut, Full Frontal’s ratings have gone up 175 percent, and ratings since the election have risen more sharply than Bee’s male cohorts at their various late-night gigs.

An usher wearing a black T-shirt that says FREE PRESS shows me to my seat. Up on the empty stage, stage right, there are eight Ionian columns with music equipment in front of them, and on stage left, a podium with the presidential seal, in front of a dozen U.S. flags and another group of columns.

The show begins with a video and the crowd bursts into wild applause as they recognize Allison Janney back in her role as The West Wing White House Press Secretary C.J. Cregg. Cregg is dealing with the collection of media that have been given credentials by the Trump White House, and the jokes are coming so fast that I have a momentary sense of panic as I realize that there is no way in hell I’m going

he annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner is often referred to as “nerd prom.” All those reporters, used to rocking whatever sensible clothes and haircuts let them get the job done with minimum fuss, all suddenly dressed up in formal attire.

If the WHCD is nerd prom, I’m not sure what to call this, the brainchild of Full Frontal host Samantha Bee and her executive producer/showrunner, Jo Miller, but here we all are, standing in line in our requested “cocktail” attire, waiting to be checked in to the “Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner,” a river of jeweltoned dresses shining in the unforgiving sun.

From where I stand, I can see the tented red-carpet area. Behind me, a woman dressed in a long evening dress is wearing diamonds, while in front of me, two attractive men are sporting tuxedoes. I’m glad I decided to buy a new outfit for this gig: I chose a 1950s-style swing dress with a petticoat underneath so full I resemble an upside-down margarita glass. As the sweat drips down my neck and begins to sting, I realize there must be nickel in the costume rhinestones around my neck, in my ears, and around my wrist. I’m breaking out in a rash. I’m going to need to ditch the jewelry as soon as possible.

But all around me, despite the fact that it’s over 90 degrees and no one is going to be let in early, everyone is in a fantastic mood. Just a couple of blocks away, a large crowd has gathered for the march to defend the environment, so the city is full of protest signs that ask the president to consider the earth before he makes any more of his notoriously stupid decisions.

The president isn’t in town. He should be at the official White House Correspondents’ Dinner, an annual fundraising gala at which the press roasts the president and – usually – the president demonstrates his sense of humor by mocking them back. But not this guy.

In January, even before Trump announced that he wasn’t going to attend the official correspondents’ dinner, Bee announced her counter-programming event, a chance to roast this thin-skinned president who cannot take a joke. And, because the past few years have been bad for journalists around the world in terms of being attacked, the proceeds of Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner will go to benefit the Committee to Protect Journalists. (At the end of the night, Bee announced that the dinner had raised $200,000 for the CPJ.) The line moves, and, after passing orlandoweekly.com

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to be able to write them down in real time.

Cregg looks into the crowd of “reporters” waiting to ask her a question and chooses a young man who appears to be a teenager: “You’re 18 and wearing your father’s suit.

You’re obviously from Breitbart.”

“Doesn’t having a female host for this event demonstrate a clear anti-white male bias?” the kid asks.

Cregg responds: “Absolutely not. Sam Bee doesn’t have anything against white guys. She just can’t tell you apart and thinks you all know one another.”

(I get the context of the joke, which is Trump’s thinking that White House correspondent April Ryan knows all of the members of the Congressional Black Caucus. But I also flash back to a conversation I had just a few weeks ago. During a general discussion of an article I’d just written about the use of “they” as a singular pronoun when gender isn’t known, an older man called that “a load of PC crap.” I suggested we change the subject.

“We can change the subject,” he said angrily, “but I’m telling you right now. The most persecuted people in America right now are white men.”)

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take-no-prisoners savagery: “The maker of ‘American greatness again’ ran away from the Vietnam War, he ran away from two Republican debates, and now he’s run away from the Correspondents’ Dinner. I guess we know why he wears those lumpy, illfitting, old man pants: It’s because he’s constantly shitting himself.”

But Trump isn’t the only one getting roasted. Press secretary Sean Spicer, CNN chief Jeff Zucker, Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos all get theirs, too.

Bee has been front and center about holding white women accountable for Trump’s election. The majority of white women voted for Trump, a number that embarrasses the hell out of me. “I don’t want to hear a goddamn word about black voter turnout – how many times do we expect black people to build our country for us?” she said the night after the election, before telling white women that they had a tremendous amount of karma to make up for in the following four years.

The other common feeling in the crowd is that we’re as angry as she is. She’s pissed that we’re watching our country burn down around our ears, and so are we.

Doll, you make them feel so small And they love it!

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he show kicks off when Peaches comes out with her band, along with a violin player, and they burst into a kick-ass rendition of “Boys Wanna Be Her,” the theme song to Full Frontal. When they finish playing, Sam Bee strides out onto the stage, looking smashing in a white pantsuit.

The entire crowd stands up in a spontaneous ovation that goes on and on.

For a moment, it looks like Bee is going to cry out of embarrassment that she is being hailed as a conquering heroine. She sort of shyly admits that we are the “largest crowd” she has ever played in front of, and my brain does a double-take realizing that while she may be used to her show being beamed into millions of homes, she’s not used to performing in front of a live audience of thousands.

And then, for the next 90 minutes of taping, everyone in the room is in heaven. Bee’s delivery of jokes is rapid-fire, and half the problem with laughing too hard at one joke is that she’s halfway into the delivery of the next before you start listening again. While comedians are trained not to step on their own lines, it’s obvious that she was aware that if she were to wait until the laughter stopped after each of her jokes, we would be here until midnight, and she knew that the show was being taped for a one-hour showing on TBS later that night.

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he popular narrative is that it was a suddenly discovered “white working class” who put Trump in power (although the complications to that narrative – such as all the wealthy people in the beach communities in Florida who also voted for Trump – are rarely mentioned).

This poorly educated walking pus-sac of fragile ego somehow got elected president by telling disaffected white people that the reason they’ve been left behind has something to do with “big government.” But “big government” provides OSHA inspectors who work to keep workers safe. Big government provides food inspectors to prevent fatal E. coli outbreaks. Big government provides for the maintenance of infrastructure,

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so bridges don’t collapse while you’re driving across them.

Trump also convinced white working folks that the reason they don’t have jobs is because immigrants took them. Never mind that every white person living in the United States comes from an immigrant family, or that Trump has been married to two immigrants. Never mind when immigrants staged “A Day Without Immigrants,” it led to the closures of businesses that couldn’t function without their labor – work that white workers are unwilling to do.

What I hear discussed all night at Bee’s Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is a question: Where are we in this narrative? What about people who want to extend rights to everyone to share in the promise of America, who feel badly betrayed by the election of Trump, who want a government more focused on helping all than hurting some?

So where are the strong?

And who are the trusted?

And where is the harmony?

Sweet harmony.

– “(What’s So Funny ’Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding,” Elvis Costello & the Attractions

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ne thing that I received from the producers that I wasn’t expecting was an invitation to the exclusive afterparty; only a fraction of the crowd who were at the Not the White House Correspondents Dinner are here. The swank party is being paid for by TBS, and the event is at the W Hotel, across the street from the White House and overlooking the Washington Monument.

It’s an open bar, but I can’t drink due to migraine medication I take, so I’m swilling gallons of club soda, trying to stay hydrated.

The musical guest for the evening is Elvis Costello, and when the small group I’m hanging out with get word that he will be

performing in about 20 minutes, we go and claim space by the stage and wait. All of us are around the same age – we would have all been freshmen in college during the early 1980s, peak Elvis Costello – and we know all the words to all the songs.

When Costello and his backing band, the Imposters, come out, it’s magic. They tear through the first 30-minute set, which includes a sweet version of “Every Day I Write the Book.” It ends right before 10 p.m., when all of the televisions in the bars tune in to the TBS broadcast of the show, and we all re-watch it, laughing again at the same jokes we howled at the first time.

Costello is set to take the stage to play his second set at 11:20, and again, we go into the small room and take our places by the stage. Something has changed: He’s on fire, and he and his band are tight. Inside the small room, bodies press together, all of us in our formal clothes, pouring sweat.

The energy levels rise. Costello plays the opening chords to “Pump It Up” and now we’re all jumping up and down like pogo sticks, trying not to bump into one another but unable to keep still. The last notes of “Pump It Up” die, and the band segues into “(What’s So Funny ’Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding?” The crowd is singing, and we’re loud. Each time he gets to the essential question, he quiets his voice for us to take over. We’re not even making an effort to sing anymore. We’re shouting: WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT PEACE, LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING? We’re not singing this song as a joke or ironically. Some of us are fighting back tears. Elvis Costello is leading us in a praise song right now, but the whole day has been church: Sam Bee called us together and filled our spirits with laughter while honoring our anger.

The song ends. Elvis tells us it’s time to leave the building, and sends us out into the humid Washington night. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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BY SETH KUBERSKY WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD | PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY

California’s clocks may be three

same company behind The Repository at Universal Orlando’s 2016 Halloween Horror Nights. It’s an upgrade over Universal’s underwhelming installation, with improved graphics and a far more affordable $6 price point. Battling digital baddies was a blast, though fatiguing on my trigger finger, and more immersive than Knott’s disappointing Voyage to the Iron Reef shooting ride. If VRCade returns to Universal Orlando this fall, hopefully they’ll bring along lessons learned at ful that Universal retains rights to most Knott’s.

DISNEYLAND At the Happiest Place on Earth, I tried other Marvel superheroes east of the my best to peek through construction Mississippi.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD walls, but I have no new secrets to share about the Star Wars expansion except that KNOTT’S BERRY FARM Speaking of Universal, the West Coast’s it looks even larger in person than I’d People call Disneyland America’s first Wizarding World of Harry Potter recently imagined. However, I did get a close-up theme park, but that honor could argu- removed the nauseating 3-D effects from look at the Disneyland Resort’s next major ably be claimed by nearby Knott’s Berry their Forbidden Journey ride, replacing ride, and I’m sad to say that the results Farm. Walter Knott’s Ghost Town pre- them with 2-D videos projected at 120 ain’t pretty. dated Disney’s Frontierland by a decade, frames per second that make my favorDisney California Adventure courted and his Calico Mine Train and Timber Log ite dark ride look sharper and smoother controversy by closing their Twilight Flume obviously influenced Disney’s Big than ever. Though no changes have Zone Tower of Terror earlier this year, Thunder and Splash Mountains. The parks been announced for Orlando’s installaand converting it into Guardians of the have always enjoyed a friendly rivalry, the tion, the original at Islands of Adventure has seen subtle tweaks recently, so I preGalaxy – Mission: Breakout!, which offi- effects of which have been felt in Florida.

For example, California Adventure res- dict an equivalent upgrade in our future. cially opens this month on the heels of the cinematic sequel. California’s Tower urrected their Food and Wine Festival Hollywood also now offers both non-ridwas a pale shadow of the E-ticket original, last year, around the same time that er “castle walks” through the queue and which continues to operate at Florida’s Knott’s launched a similar Boysenberry “Gate A” express access, so Orlando should Hollywood Studios, but the Anaheim Festival. Both returned this season, and be able to as well. Conversely, a projection attraction’s makeover is a carnival catas- it seems clear that Disney was motivated mapping show on Hogwarts Castle similar trophe amid the park’s vintage aesthetics. to improve the variety and value of their to the spectacle I witnessed last summer Internet photos don’t do justice to how offerings – which were overpriced even by during Hollywood’s Harry Potter debut is janky the junk-festooned facade looks, Epcot standards – thanks to competition officially arriving in Orlando this holiday now that a hodgepodge of satellite dishes from Knott’s popular event. I attended the season; no equivalent has been confirmed and industrial pipes have been slapped all final weekend of Knott’s fest, and despite for California, but installation work there over the once-elegant structure. overwhelming crowds I had a delight- is well underway.

Finally, I hear rumors that Hollywood’s While I’m holding out hope for the ful time. The key is Knott’s tasting cards ride inside – which will involve Rocket (which I received gratis as media) which superior version of the Triwizard Spirit Raccoon recruiting you to rescue Star Lord combine a half-dozen food or beverage Rally stage show is coming to Orlando. and Baby Groot from Benicio Del Toro’s samples for a reasonable fixed fee. Portion Though similar to Florida’s production, Collector – the fact that “Hooked on a sizes were very generous compared to California’s take (whose cast includes forFeeling” won’t be among the attraction’s Disney, especially the hearty meatballs and mer Orlando actor Tony Robinette) is far six randomized soundtracks is a bigger fry bread, and I happily downed a six-pack more dynamic and athletic, featuring flipletdown that the elevator’s 13-story drop. of not-too-sweet Boysenberry beer. Look ping gymnasts and erupting flames. Mike The good news, as far as Orlando is con- for Mickey to adopt the prepaid combo Aiello, who helped create the Potter shows cerned, is that our Tower of Terror isn’t concept for their seasonal fests, if only to and oversees Universal’s Halloween, was going anywhere, but rampant rumors sug- lock in more money from their foodie fans. in L.A. at the same time I was, so I can gest the Guardians are going into Epcot’s Knott’s also recently introduced only speculate that he was taking notes for Future World. Seeing what Imagineering Shootout in Ghost Town, their first vir- Orlando’s imminent future. did with the franchise out west, I’m thank- tual reality attraction from VRCade, the skubersky@orlandoweekly.com hours behind Florida, but in some ways their theme parks are light-years ahead of ours – and I’m not only referring to Anaheim’s eagerly awaited version of Star Wars Land, whose construction outpaces Orlando’s project by 12 parsecs. I spent last week exploring Los Angeles-area attractions, and returned with glimpses of new experiences that could be coming to a galaxy near you in not such a long, long time.

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

OPENINGS Reyes Mezcaleria, by Jason and Sue Chin (Osprey Tavern, Seito Sushi Baldwin Park) is in soft opening mode … Small-batch bakery DG Doughnuts (Damn Good Doughnuts) has opened on West Colonial Drive in Oakland …

The owner of the now-closed Maria Bonita Mexican & Cuban Restaurant has opened Marita’s Latin Bites on East Colonial Drive near the Econ Trail … The Waterfront has opened in the old Julie’s Waterfront space on South Orange Avenue. Matt Wall, formerly of North Quarter Tavern, is helping out in the kitchen … Burton’s Bar, under new ownership, will reopen later this month in Thornton Park … New brewery Ellipsis Brewing will open on TPC Boulevard near Orlando International Airport this summer.

CLOSINGS Mucho Tequila and Tacos in Thornton Park will close May 7 (that’s after Cinco de Mayo, natch) and be replaced

by Muddy Waters, a NOLA-inspired resto by Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar owners Bernard Caramouche and Larry Sinibaldi … Portobello Restaurant in Disney Springs has closed and will reopen this fall with a new concept and a new name.

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SAMMIES CLUB

guffaw. But seriously, these sandwiches are no joking matter.

The Ninja ($10), another relatively unassuming assemblage comprising crispy glazed pork belly, slaw, cilantro and spicy Bad As’s, John Collazo’s Milk District sandwich joint, miso-lime aioli, tugged at our cholestergives lunch new life ol-soaked heartstrings, but what of the conscientious luncher, you ask? I’ll say

BY FAIYAZ KARA this: The lone meat-deprived offering – an he name is certainly deserving of adobo-roasted pork and peppery cantim- ever-changing one dubbed the “Triple H” a visit, or at least a sternly worded palo sausage gooeyed up with chipotle for “Happy Healthy Humans” – isn’t some letter of admonition from the gram- jack cheese. Garnishes like crispy onions, dismissive creation designed to pander mar police, but misplaced apostrophes or saffron aioli and a guava glaze aren’t mere to vegetarians. On this particular day, the hoagie was graced with roasted zucchini not, Bad As’s Sandwich upholds the legacy afterthoughts, either.

In terms of textures and flavors, and mushrooms, havarti, organic lettuce, of John Montagu with aplomb. Granted, the fourth Earl of Sandwich likely never El Anormal really has it all, yet there’s pickled onions and a sun-dried tomato sunk his ivory teeth into a French roll something to be said about the simpler aioli that ultimately let loose a fourth “H” bursting at the seams with adobo-roasted sandwich, and Bad As’s (man, that’s hard to – hellz yeah!

Bad As’s (still tough pork, bacon, pepperoni, havarti, roasted type) “Mafioso” ($10) to type) sandwiches, mushrooms, pickled onions, cilantro, Asian with thinly shaved by the by, are served slaw, tomatoes, tater tots and creole-mus- beef, fontina, pickled BAD AS’S SANDWICH with house-made chips, onions and sun-dried tard aioli, but you sure as hell can.

207 N. Primrose Drive though you can order It’s called the Big Boy ($14), and at chef- tomato aioli will have 407-757-7191 some of them as a halfowner John Collazo’s Milk District sammie me driving right past badasssandwiches.com sandwich with soup joint, the porky monstrosity is the big-tick- Beefy King and straight $ (the tomato bisque et item – a testament to the friendly ghosts into its arms every was proper) or a salad of Se7en Bites (the space’s previous tenant) time. The French roll (wonderfully fresh and haunting the kitchen with a similar spirit in which it’s contained of decadence. Another freak of a sandwich, is made off-site by an “undisclosed baker” kicked with a spicy lime-cilantro dressing) the appropriately named “El Anormal #3” but, I was assured, it’s made fresh daily. At for $9.95. There are no dessert offerings, ($12), was devoured in, you guessed it, one point during a lunchtime visit, my din- but should your sweet tooth require it, seven big-ass bites. Spooky, though hard- ing comrade bit into the Mafioso, and I into might I suggest a short jaunt up the road ly surprising considering the make-up of the herb-roasted chicken and pepperoni to Se7en Bites for a salted caramel darkthis beauty. For one, the Mallorca bun: “Soprano” ($10) and we found ourselves chocolate pecan pie?

Now that would be pretty badass.

Collazo makes it in-house, then fills the mutely nodding at each other for a good soft, flaky, subtly sweet egg bread with minute before breaking the silence with a fkara@orlandoweekly.com

NEWS/EVENTS Ruth’s Chris Steak House’s vice president of culinary development, Abdiel Aleman, will prepare dinner at Second Harvest Food Bank’s Chef’s Night Series. Their “Year of the Steak” culminates with a meal inspired by recipes from a dinner at the James Beard House celebrating Ruth’s Chris’ 50th anniversary … Three master sommeliers – George Miliotes, John Blazon and Brian Koziol – and James Beard Award winner Norman Van Aken will gather for a wine dinner at 1921 in Mount Dora Thursday, May 11, at 6 p.m. Cost is $175 … Cuba Libre has overhauled its menu; Marlow’s Tavern has a new spring menu; and Nova Restaurant will debut its spring/ summer menu next week … Struggling restaurant owners might want to attend the Food Service Social Media Bootcamp Sunday, May 21, from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. at the UCF Rosen School of Hospitality. Cost is $297.

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Hash House A Go Go Hash House is centrally located in the Tourist District of I-Drive, but packs a punch that’s definitely local-worthy, with gargantuan portions of home-cooked goodness. They certainly don’t hide their love for the farm here – there is a damn tractor right when you walk in after all – but they manage to do it without coming across as tacky, which is so often the case with Southern-style restaurants. (Lookin’ at you, Cracker Barrel.)

You many think that because Hash House is in the heart of the Tourist District it’s for vacationers and conventioneers.

But we have to admit, with its big ass pancakes and oversized EVERYTHING (well, almost everything), it should be on the top of your to-do list when you’ve got

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out-of-towners to entertain. Hash House’s extensive bar menu and easy-parking make it a great choice for Orlando locals looking for an above-average brunch experience on the south side. And it certainly is the optimal brunch spot to get your day of shopping and attractions off to a great start.

The aforementioned full liquor bar at Hash House boasts an extensive and creative drink menu. First and foremost, the Huckleberry Sin is not to be overlooked.

This mixture of homemade lemonade with huckleberry vodka is a refreshing break from the usual brunch libations. They keep the unique booze coming with a deliciously sweet Spiked Kiwi Watermelon Lemonade. And while a 25 oz. Budweiser

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in a brown bag might not be as “flavorful” as some of their other concoctions, it certainly is funny.

But if you’re more of a mimosas and Bloody Mary kind of bruncher, Hash House slings quite a few interesting selections of both.

The Texas Bloody Martini throws in Tito’s Handmade Vodka for the old shaken and stirred treatment and is garnished to perfection with jalapeño-stuffed olives, baby gherkins, blue lake green beans and lemon. Pinkies up for that one.

Perhaps you’re leaning more towards a mimosa, and that’s more than OK at Hash House.

They’ve got a large menu of juices to choose from, but the shining stars here are the Specialty Mimosas. Taking influence from the idyllic island-life, their

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Huckleberry Sin Aloha Royale perfectly blends together chambord, pineapple juice and champagne. While the Aloha Royale is a breath of fresh air, the Deep Eddy is a beast of a mimosa. With this drink, you’ve got tangerine juice and Deep Eddy cranberry vodka taking champagne on the wildest trip of its life.

We sort of, kind of, totally hinted at big ass pancakes here, and y’all we ain’t lying.

Imagine the largest plate you’ve ever seen in your life, then plop a thick pancake on top that covers the whole thing.

The size isn’t just for show, either. These bad boys get taken to a new level with these unbelievably tasty flavors: Brown Sugar Banana, Pumpkin and Red Velvet.

If you came to Hash House looking for something a little more savory, then Andy’s Sage Fried Chicken Benedict is your winner. It’s a Man vs. Food favorite for a damn good reason. This mighty combination of bacon, mozzarella, scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes and fried chicken gets drowned in a chipotle cream that you just want to dip damn near everything into.

Overall, the menu takes home-cooked favorites and amplifies them to 11. Hash House is here to please with traditional dishes, but they always give you something extra, a unique twist added to every recipe. Just look at their French Toast – griddled french toast that takes a dip in banana cinnamon cream and comes with pecan maple syrup. It could’ve been simple, but that’s not the Hash House way.

And that brings us to the pricing. Most

orders run between $8-$19, and while $19 may seem like a lot for a brunch plate, it’s almost as if the more you pay, the bigger your plate will be. You can totally get away with sharing portions, as these dish sizes are seriously unbelievable. So prices are proportionate to serving size. If you have not yet made it to this “attraction” of a breakfast joint, it is definitely worth the trip. These massive portions of creatively traditional fair, along with a full liquor bar of complimentary beverages, might just make Hash House your next brunch mainstay.

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THE PENICILLIN I

BY JESSICA BRYCE YOUNG

didn’t have this cold when I decided to Remix the classic Penicillin cocktail this month. But acquiring it certainly made the decision a welcome one.

Calling the Penicillin a classic cocktail might seem a stretch; it was first mixed

by Milk + Honey bartender Sam Ross in 2005, so it doesn’t have the decades of history behind it that most Remix subjects do.

But it isn’t a misnomer. The Penicillin has spread so widely in its dozen years that it’s achieved, shall we say, “new classic” status, and I have no doubt it will live as long as the Sazerac.

Like the Sazerac, the Penicillin is a medicinal elixir – with its scotch whisky base cradled in a honey-lemon-ginger mixture, it’s practically a home remedy. But the float of peaty Islay single-malt across the top takes the drink into more sophisticated territory.

As I’ve admitted in the past, I’m not much of a scotch fan, but I like that smokiness, and the citrus and honey appealed to my sore throat and congested chest.

So I did a few simple swaps, trading oakaged tequila and also-smoky mezcal for the whiskeys, grapefruit for the lemon, and fresh ginger for the syrup Ross calls for.

Remember that canned or bottled fruit juice is anathema to a well-made cocktail; use bright, fresh grapefruit juice or don’t bother making the drink at all. As for the tequila, quality should be somewhere in the middle – don’t waste a fine añejo by mixing it with all these other flavors, but a raw blanco will make for a mighty flat drink, so use a reposado. And since the mezcal, small as the amount is, is mostly responsible for the aromatic experience, use the best you can afford. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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REMIXED:

2 ounces blended scotch 3⁄4 ounce fresh lemon juice 3⁄4 ounce honey-ginger syrup 1⁄4 ounce Islay single malt scotch

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First, make the syrup: Combine a cup of honey, a cup of water, and a 6-inch piece of ginger, thinly sliced, in a small saucepan. Bring to a boil; reduce heat and simmer for five minutes; strain and allow to cool overnight.

Combine blended scotch, lemon juice and syrup in an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Shake vigorously and strain into a rocks glass with one large piece of ice. Top with single-malt scotch.

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2 ounces reposado tequila 3⁄4 ounce fresh grapefruit juice 3⁄4 ounce honey syrup 3 slices ginger, peeled 1/4 ounce mezcal

First, make the syrup: Combine equal parts honey and hot water in a tightly lidded jar and shake until blended. Allow to cool completely before using in cocktail.

Place ginger at the bottom of a cocktail shaker and muddle thoroughly. Add tequila, grapefruit juice, syrup and ice to the shaker. Shake well and strain into a rocks glass. Top with mezcal.

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FIREFLY KITCHEN & BAR

The former Taps in Winter Park Village has transformed into Firefly, with a still respectable list of brews as well as 48 wines available via dispensers. The atmosphere is damn fun, but the menu of burgers, flatbreads and Southern fare needs work.

Glimmers of hope come from the kitchen in the fried chicken, a classic poutine with a peppery gravy, and desserts fashioned from recipes of the owner’s grandmother – the pecan pie and moonshine cake in particular. Open daily. 480 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-677-5000; $$

REEL FISH COASTAL KITCHEN & BAR

Steadily improving fish house in the former Ravenous Pig space has a lot going for it, notably the owner’s zeal in making the venture a success. Also successful: a bracing ceviche of shark, snapper and hogfish; panko-breaded roasted oysters; and a quartet of fried green tomatoes atop zesty roasted pepper vinaigrette. There’s plenty of fried goodness for the fish camp lover in you, and if the whole roasted yellowtail snapper is available, get it. Closed Mondays. 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-543-3474; $$$

LUKE’S KITCHEN AND BAR

There’s nothing novel at James Beard Award nominee Brandon McGlamery’s Maitland resto, but there’s plenty good – from the design to the cocktail program to such dishes as diver scallop ceviche, flavorful bone-in ribeye, and stellar swordfish.

Meats like to get plonked atop starches and veggies here, BTW. More goodness: Peppery (though expensive) crab cake and the au poivre burger, which is our new favorite. Open daily. 640 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-674-2400; $$$$

HUNGER STREET TACOS

The gourmet taco trend gains traction at Hunger Street Tacos, named after the famed Mexico City strip. Brisket, chorizo and chicken tinga tacos are twice-tortillaed in proper fashion. Vegan (sautéed hibiscus taco) and vegetarian options (squash blossom quesadilla; vegetable tinga) will please the meatless crowd. Desserts like chocoflan and Key lime pie with toasted meringue are more than just mere

afterthoughts. Closed Sundays. 2103 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-545-5998; $

CHEF ART SMITH’S HOMECOMIN’

Celebrity chef Art Smith returns to Disney with his aptly named restaurant showcasing all that’s good about Southern fare.

His near-legendary fried chicken (get it with house-made doughnuts), shrimp and grits, fried catfish, chicken and dumpling soup, and pimento cheese keep the masses at Disney Springs fat and happy.

A few bites of the hummingbird cake will definitely slow the pace of your park perambulations. There’s a nice selection of moonshine cocktails, too. Open daily.

Disney Springs, 1602 E. Buena Vista Drive, 407-560-0100; $$$

IPHO NOODLE HOUSE

Vietnamese fare comes to Maitland with this second outpost of the Lake Mary original iPho. The interior won’t lift your spirits, but a savory golden pancake folded with shrimp, pork and bean sprouts will.

Same goes for their signature pho – the broth veers toward the sweeter side, but it’s hearty and can be made heartier with the addition of oxtail. Bracing beef and pork noodle soup with lemongrass is a cold-sufferer’s delight. Don’t overlook their clay pots, and ask for the banh mi menu if you’re not handed one. Open daily. 156 Lake Ave., Maitland, 321-422-0181; $

CHROMA MODERN BAR + KITCHEN

The modern kitchen anchoring Lake Nona Town Center’s ultra-modern landscape serves up some time-honored dishes courtesy of chef Jason Bergeron. Succulent short-rib sliders, lamb ribs, littleneck clams and luxuriant bone marrow make sharing joyfully gratifying. Open daily. 6967 Lake Nona Blvd., 407-955-4340; $$

MAESTRO CUCINA NAPOLETANA

Rosario Spagnolo returns to Park Avenue in this joint venture with fellow Neapolitan Antonio Martino. What you get is an expected blend of authenticity and populist fare, and it’s a mix that doesn’t disappoint.

Sure, better Neapolitan pizzas can be had elsewhere, but you won’t find a better space in which to enjoy a slice of pie, or antipasti, pasta con polpette or spezzatino di vitello. Open daily. 528 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-335-4548; $$

DOMU

Popular ramen joint lives up to the hype offering near-perfect bowls of tonkotsu, shoyu, miso and curry ramen. There’s an uni pasta for those who want to forgo broth for the richness of sea urchin, but don’t overlook other soupless options like the crackling good Korean fried chicken with Korean butter sauce and the grilled octopus. Cocktails are taken seriously here.

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FILM LISTINGS

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Boston: An American Running Story Documentary about the Boston

Marathon, narrated by Matt Damon.

Tuesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com.

Colossal Comedy starring Anne Hathaway as

an out-of-work party girl who discovers that she has a strange connection to a giant beast attacking a city on the other side of the world.

Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Cult Classics: Superbad Special 10th anniver-

sary screening of the teen stoner comedy starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

FilmSlam Monthly showcase of the best in local

independent film. Vote for each month’s winner.

Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

MORALITY: IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER

Freethought Film Festival A three-day film

festival focused on features and shorts that serve to promote reason and critical thinking through the medium of film. Friday, 5:30 pm, Saturday, 11 am, Sunday, 11 am; The

Though it’s the third adaptation of the same novel in five years, The Dinner keeps us coming back for more

BY CA MERON MEIER

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umanity is still the most satisfying film ingredient, and The Dinner serves up plenty, plus a side of morality and a palate cleanser of social commentary.

Written and directed by Oren Moverman (The Messenger, Time Out of Mind), this is the third film adaptation of Herman Koch’s 2009 Dutch novel, and the first in English.

Yet despite the title and some clunky “chapter headings” that artificially divide the film into “aperitif,” “appetizer,” “main course,” etc., the film is not really about the meal.

Instead, it concerns a moral dilemma that two estranged brothers and their wives face following an unspeakable crime committed by their children. Do they confess to the crime, which was captured on video, or “leave the wound alone,” as one character argues? It’s a choice between condemnation and damnation, Jean Valjean might say.

Steve Coogan (Philomena, The Trip) plays Paul, a history teacher who feels the weight of both current and past worlds on his shoulders. Though that weight is mostly imagined thanks to his own psycho-

in multiple flashbacks and revelatory back stories, and it all eventually congeals into a cacophony complementing the mental anguish of the four diners. This Jackson Pollock-like structure (similar to last year’s logical struggles, he feels emasculated by Jackie) might annoy some, but you can’t his wife (Laura Linney), threatened by his deny its disturbing beauty.

The film departs drastically from the successful brother (Richard Gere) and just plain annoyed by his brother’s young wife 2014 Italian version, which was only loose(Rebecca Hall). So when the four gather ly inspired by the book, and it is by no means a carbon copy of in a posh restaurant to the 2013 Dutch origidiscuss how to extricate THE DINNER nal. For instance, it dives their teenage boys and Opens Friday, May 5 more deeply into mental themselves from the lifeillness, as Gere’s characchanging crime, their ter is a U.S. congressman fancy meal becomes a attempting to pass a combination of My Dinner health bill that addresses With Andre, Dinner for that very topic. “Mental health for all!” he Schmucks and the Last Supper.

The four excellent performances drive exclaims while punching his mentally chalthe film and make up for some oddities lenged brother. That ironic juxtaposition in editing and tone. Coogan is especially lends another dimension to the story while effective and deserves consideration for bringing the rift between the two siblings a supporting-actor Oscar nomination. His into an absurdly tragic focus.

After two versions of this story in the last nuanced depiction of mental illness is simultaneously sad, real and even humor- five years, some moviegoers might be done ous, and overshadows every other element with Dinner. But because of Moverman’s except for sound design, which combines script innovations, unique sound design background noise, Coogan’s “unreliable and eclectic editing – and Coogan’s tour de narrator” voice-over and what seems at force – I recommend a third helping. first blush to be intrusive music. But throw feedback@orlandoweekly.com

Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10-$35; freethoughtfilmfest.org.

I Am Heath Ledger A feature length documen-

tary celebrating the life of Heath Ledger: actor, artist and icon. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com.

Living Room Screening – Shorts Program

A unique screening series featuring a collection of short independent films which become the catalyst for conversation.

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Saturday, 4 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 518-328-4773; bluebambooartcenter.com.

Movies at Leu: Dial M for Murder Enjoy a classic

or current film in a beautiful garden. Friday, 6 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

Saturday Night Fever 40th Anniversary Special

anniversary screening of the film that launched John Travolta to stardom and sounded the death knell for disco. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. ●

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Colossal

BY ST EVE SCHNEID ER OPENING THIS WEEK: Colossal Sometimes a movie falls prey to a bit

of redundancy in the characterization department. Take for example Colossal, in which Anne Hathaway’s character is established as an alcoholic unemployed writer. Yeah, you know what? I think any one of those three pretty much tells the same story. But I’m willing to forgive this film any of its potential excesses, just because its premise is so gosh-darn wacky: As she attempts to put her life back together, Hathaway’s heroine discovers that she may unwittingly control the movements of a giant, Godzilla-like monster that keeps attacking South Korea. Give yourself 10 points if you’re perceiving some sort of metaphor here – especially when an enormous robot shows up that may be tied to another challenge in her personal path forward. Which means that what we’ve got going on is apparently a kind of weird-ass cross between Rachel Getting Married and Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla. In short, the kind of project that’s so breezily unconventional you can’t believe it made it out of a pitch meeting. And there’s something about that that just appeals to me as an alcoholic. I mean an unemployed person.

I mean a writer. (R)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 The entire movie-

going world wants to know if the second Guardians picture could possibly equal the game-changing original. They want to know if it’s as funny. As exciting. As suggestive of a George Lucas who still functions as a human being. Personally, I have a slightly more specific criterion for predicting if a Marvel movie will set the world on fire: How closely does it align with the recorded works of Monster Magnet?

I’m convinced Deadpool was such a breakout hit because it featured the character Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who was introduced in the comics as a tribute to the song of the same name on the Magnet’s 1995 masterpiece Dopes to Infinity. By that standard, prospects are strong for Guardians, which includes the screen debut of Ego, the Living Planet – a Marvel Comics mainstay who inspired an instrumental on the very same album. As an extra insurance policy, Ego is played by Kurt Russell, thus satisfying one of my other litmus tests for a flick’s potential: How much does it have in common with Escape From New York?

I’m looking for this latest outing to usher in a richly successful new era in event movies, one that should last a good long time. Because let’s face it, there are 10 more songs on Dopes to Infinity that are just waiting to be mined for references. King of Mars, anyone? (PG-13) orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Oceano Illinois deathcore marauders – once signed to Earache Records, no less – are out pillaging the continental U.S. on their Revolution Tour with Slaughter to Prevail and Aversions Crown.

6 p.m. Wednesday, May 3, at Backbooth, $15-$18

Christopher Cross Sweet Jesus, that’s smooth. A dream and a wind carries the crown prince of yacht rock to the Plaza Live, to hold court over his loyal subjects.

8 p.m. Thursday, May 4, at the Plaza Live, $49.50-$89.50

ADVENTURE TIME

1992 Let’s Knife album was released in the States by Virgin Records. Previous to that, in 1989, tribute album Every Band Has a Shonen Knife Who Loves Them was released: a grand meta project wherein 23 underground bands (L7, Lunachicks, Redd Kross) tried their hand at the Shonen Beloved Japanese cult band and alt-rock influencers Knife songbook. Thankfully, and perhaps Shonen Knife return to the United States unexpectedly, the band lasted through the alternative rock boom and crash, releasing

BY NICOLETTE SHURBA over 20 albums across three decades.

Though Shonen Knife has stood the n 1981, Osaka’s Naoko Yamano floated and Atsuko Yamano and drummer Risa the idea of starting a punk band to Kawano tour the states, and in their off- test of time celebrating the brighter, cuter her younger sister Atsuko Yamano. At hours sample and review ramen dishes things in life with straightforward lyrics underneath seriously hooky rock and popthe very least, it was a long shot; punk from each city on the tour.

Naoko Yamano’s current choice of punk sounds (see “Cotton Candy Clouds” was a scarce commodity on the island at that point, all-female bands even more favorite band T-shirt (“Judas Priest”) from Adventure, “All You Can Eat” from so. And yet, fast-forward 36 years later and how “Imi (Emoji)” from Adventure Pop Tune, etc.), Naoko Yamano says she is and bandleader Naoko (guitar/vocals) reminds us of the late Lemmy Kilmister surprised at how many years have passed, and Atsuko (formerly drums, now bass) comes as no surprise – she listens to and and is humbled when asked about the band’s accomplishYamano have helmed Shonen Knife from is inspired by ’60s and ments, admitting, the humble beginnings of their Minna ’70s heavy rock, saySHONEN KNIFE “Accomplishment Tanoshiku cassette debut in 1982, through ing, “I prefer major ’70s with Wet Nurse, Tight is a little too heavy a brush with worldwide alternative rock music now rather than Genes, the Ludes for me.” However, fame in the ’90s, to their current perch underground. I like 8 p.m. Thursday, May 4 fan loyalty and overRamones, Buzzcocks high atop the cult-rock canon.

Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. all satisfaction hits To fully understand the Shonen Knife and Raincoats. For willspub.org a sweet spot (kind phenomenon, albums like Rock Animals major bands, I listen to $18-$23 of ), as she admits, “I and Burning Farm are good jumping-on Judas Priest, Heaven sometimes hear from points, but live is where they truly shine, & Hell, KISS, Boston, a Technicolor explosion of Ramones-y Chicago, ZZ Top, Styx, REO Speedwagon, our fans that they got happy because of our music. It’s very honorable for me, but urgency and immediacy and cybernetic Doobie Brothers and classic rock.”

In contrast to that classic rock playlist, in basically I’m lazy and don’t have any conShangri-Las stagewear. (It’s easy to see why they reportedly made Nirvana’s the late ’80s and early ’90s, Shonen Knife crete purpose.”

Happiness, as a Shonen Knife priority, Kurt Cobain cry with joy the first time – a band named after a brand of pencil he saw them in concert – soon after he sharpener knives – were simultaneously extends to the stage, where one of Naoko invited them out on tour.) The band has playing with and acting as inspiration to Yamano’s favorite aspects of performing rocked the pop-art, haute-punk outfits musicians within the alt-rock and punk occurs: noticing faces in the audience Atsuko Yamano designs and stitches scenes; heavy hitters like Fugazi, Sonic marked by joy. She explains, “If people get since the beginning. This year’s costumes Youth and Nirvana were unabashed and happy through our music, I’m happy too. are part of Shonen Knife’s “2017 USA vocal fans. Mainly rocking the indie label That’s why I sing about positive things.”

Ramen Adventure Tour” in which Naoko over the last three decades, the band’s music@orlandoweekly.com

Slowdive Listening Party One of the hotter sonic tickets of this Friday night will be watching the wax circle that holds shoegaze legends Slowdive’s latest collection of songs spin and spin in the comfy environs of Park Ave CDs. 9 p.m. Friday, May 5, at Park Ave CDs, free

Paul Van Dyk Techno/trance hero Van Dyk hits Gilt as part of his Dreamstate tour. Not only is he a dance music icon, the dude beat the odds against a spinal injury that could have left him paralyzed (or dead) last year. Celebratory.

10 p.m. Saturday, May 6, at Gilt, $15-$40

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Madame Mayhem Manhattan metal belter Madame Mayhem’s rise to the top of the mainstream metal echelon seems all but inevitable; she’s an undeniable performer and has held her own in collabs with members of Sevendust, Mr. Big and Guns N’ Roses.

7 p.m. Sunday, May 7, at Haven Lounge, $10

Enei Russian drum & bass DJ/producer Enei has gathered raves from audiences and tastemakers around the world (including Goldie), and is a crucial example of how music can transcend political issues of the day.

10 p.m. Monday, May 8, at Native Social Bar, $8

The Kickback Young Chicago indie band gets the nod to open for alt-rock chancers Bush; they should be able to win over even Bush’s partisan crowd with their tuneful, angular anthems.

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SINKANE AND ERIC SLICK, THE SOCIAL, APRIL 23

This promising bill is the case of a couple of seasoned and well-credentialed ensemble guys who are ready to emerge on their own as solo artists. And both were making Orlando debuts.

Sinkane, the vehicle for New Yorkbased musician Ahmed Gallab ( just added to this year’s lineup for the ever-dope Afropunk Festival), have actually been at it for quite a while. Besides releasing as Sinkane since 2007, Gallab is the leader of the star-studded William Onyeabor tribute act the Atomic Bomb! Band and has been a session player for indie heavyweights like Of Montreal, Yeasayer and Caribou. But the latest Sinkane album, Life and Livin’ It, is an extraordinary sharpening of vision and one of this year’s best releases.

Sinkane’s music has long been a wildly pan-genre thing. But lately, they’re dialed in to a deep, rich brew of Afrobeat, soul, blues, desert blues, funk, psych and pop.

Though that still sounds like a lot, it’s all synthesized so well and executed with such élan that Sinkane are a seamless machine of velvet and groove. On stage, Gallab’s lush six-piece ensemble – all of whom contributed vocals – took creamy ’70s language and an unmistakably African pulse and gave it all a modern indie thrust that had the room moving and swooning by set’s end. If any work could break Sinkane to the next level, Life and Livin’ It is it.

The claim to fame for opener Eric Slick is as a member of Dr. Dog. He, however, is now stepping to the fore for himself with a debut solo LP (Palisades) that was released

Sinkane’s music has long been a wildly pan-genre thing. But lately, they’re dialed in to a deep, rich brew of Afrobeat, soul, blues, desert blues, funk, psych and pop.

just two days before this show. From both that album and this performance, it’s clear that the drummer’s own musical dreams come in full color and dimension. The fact that it all bears little resemblance to Dr. Dog shouldn’t be a concern to anyone but hippies. Far less loopy than that band, Slick’s own music is interesting and prismatic. His disarming blend of musing indie rock and psych-pop camouflages the onset of frequent sonic swells of texture and muscle, an aspect that was punctuated by a strong, affable show by his very finished live band. With a start like this, the guy usually behind the kit is already making a strong case for leading man.

THE HOWLIN’ BROTHERS WITH THE PRESTAGE BROTHERS, WILL’S PUB, APRIL 25

Touring headliner the Howlin’ Brothers are an old-time string band from Nashville that share more ancestry with the punker side of the young folk revivalist scene that rocks the dives than those cutesy, pop-

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gentrified preps selling out the big rooms.

As such, they aren’t the most finished thing around, but they keep the soul, grit and truth in the tradition.

Opening were the Prestage Brothers, actual brothers from South Florida with lots of local ties and cred. Musically, I know the siblings pretty well individually.

Jon, a former Orlando scene fixture, ran in certified circles for years in local bands like So Help Me Rifle and Basements of Florida. And Ben is one of Florida’s most eminent, and simply best, one-man bands and bluesmen. But of what they do together, I know not even a note. It’s nothing if not an intriguing prospect, though.

Ben was already a high-functioning one-man band on his own. The Prestage Brothers’ arrangement, however, takes the ingenuity and economy of that full-body, multi-tasking setup, then doubles and harmonizes it. Ben handles a guitar and foot drums like usual, but now Jon rides shotgun handling six-string bass, cymbals on foot and backing vocals. Between them, they man a full drum kit with just their feet. It’s like a symphonic version of the one-man band aesthetic, and truly something to behold.

If you’re one of the many Ben Prestage fans, then the Prestage Brothers will be like Christmas for you. That signature swamp blues sound is as in effect as it ever was, only fleshed out with some country and soul. But sonically, it’s a deluxe expansion of that honored, porch-shaking vision – faithful but more – that brought this house down. They’ll be releasing their new album soon, so be on the look.

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Wednesday, 3

Orlando Story Club: Can You Keep a Secret?

Tech N9ne

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The best way to keep a secret is to tell everyone you know, but pretend you’re kidding, according to Lemony Snicket. Of course, you’re probably not hiding information about the whereabouts of three certain orphans from a unibrowed villain, so it’s probably OK for you to air most of the dirty laundry you know about this week at Orlando Story Club’s “Can You Keep a Secret?” event. If you promised to keep something hushhush until the end of your time on Earth, don’t worry – you can keep your secret, but tell the audience at the story club about other particulars, such as why you decided to keep that secret or what you had to do so no one, especially your mother, would find out. Proceeds from the event will go to the Victim Service Center of Central Florida, which helps victims of sexual assault, violent crime and traumatic circumstance through crisis intervention, therapy, advocacy and outreach. – Monivette Cordeiro 7 p.m. | The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive | orlandostoryclub.com | $5

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Marty Stuart and the Fabulous Superlatives MUSIC

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

The first 100 days of a new administration, although enjoyable to some, may have inspired a faction of Americans to entertain the idea of embarking on a time-traveling expedition back to a less tumultuous time. Luckily for them, the Strictly Strange Tour, headed by Strange Records founder and rhyme-spitting Kansas City native Aaron Dontez Yates, better known as Tech N9ne, strolls into Orange Avenue’s Venue 578 this week with a horrorcore demeanor that carries the delicious scent of the late ’90s. Tech, in collaboration with the entire in-house lineup of Strange Records, including tourmates Brotha Lynch Hung, Krizz Kaliko, Stevie Stone and Ces Cru, released a 21-track compilation called Dominion back on April 7 that’s well worth a listen. If the brief skits and heavy-paced collaborations on the album piqued your interest at all, then you’re likely to find solace at what will not fail to be an abrasively bumping set thrown together by a perpetually touring and legendary lyricist. – Nick Wills 7 p.m. | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $35-$175

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Being a torchbearer for any sort of musical tradition is full of potential pitfalls, not least among them being perceived as a humorless bore or a museum piece yourself. For singer-guitarist (and country icon in his own right) Marty Stuart, continPHOTO BY ALYSSE GAFKJEN ual deep dives into the storied past of country music serve as creatively rejuvenating, like some sort of sonic Lazarus Pit. Stuart – a close confidante of Johnny Cash toward the end of the great man’s life – is like the Lenny Kaye of country music, an archivist and historian working from the inside, preserving the traditions of the music he loves while simultaneously adding his own voice and songs to this sonic legacy. Stuart is currently touring behind new album Way Out West, a windswept, hazy homage to the sounds of the West Coast, be it ’60s Laurel Canyon rock or the “cosmic" country of Gram Parsons. Finding new forms of expression in old ways, Stuart proves that the past doesn’t always have to be a straitjacket. Oh, and great haircut, it has to be said. – Matthew Moyer with Sean McConnell | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $35-$40

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Orlando Bike to Work Day

Gringo de Mayo

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Trade in your Toyota for a two-wheeler on Friday’s commute into work for the city’s 18th annual Bike to Work Day. Whether cycling sounds like a great time or a chore, it’s worth joining this community ride just to see Mayor Buddy Dyer perched atop a bicycle as he weaves his way through the streets of downtown. You can pre-register for the event online or sign up the morning of, and you can choose to bike on a team with friends or as a single rider. But Dyer awards medals for the largest teams who make it to City Hall at the end of the ride, so it might be a good idea to entice the rest of your co-workers into getting a little exercise before they clock in at the office. – Deanna Ferrante 7-9 a.m. | Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St. | cityoforlando.net | free

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APC National Pie Championships

GRINGO STAR

EVENTS

Look, we have to level with you: Cinco de Mayo is not our favorite fake holiday.

While the idea of a day celebrating Mexican-American heritage is fine and dandy with us, May 5 has been usurped by fratty white kids looking for an excuse to get drunk, wear sombreros and fake mustaches, and somehow get a pass for celebrating racism. But we do love a party. So while the Basic Beckys and Brads pose for some selfies that will embarrass their grandchildren at certain downtown venues, we’ll be up on Mills Avenue for this outdoor rager that combines three local powerhouses – the Sh-Booms, the Woolly Bushmen and the Palmettes – with Gringo Star, the cult Atlanta psych-garage band with an uncannily accurate name. The show takes place at the Dirty Laundry outdoor stage – formerly an actual laundromat – so expect it to adhere to a tight schedule to avoid incurring the wrath of the neighbors. – Thaddeus McCollum with Gringo Star, the Sh-Booms, the Woolly Bushmen, the Palmettes | 7 p.m. | Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $8

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Certain rivalries are never truly settled: Star Wars vs. Star Trek, nature vs. nurture, good vs. evil and, of course, cake vs. pie. Arguments pitting flaky crusts against buttercream have ruined at least two birthday parties we know of and sparked friendship-destroying barguments. We can’t fault the passion behind the fury: Too many office birthday parties and PTA meetings have been tainted by mediocre grocery store sheet cakes, while novice attempts at pie crusts leave a soggy mess on our plates and in our hearts. But this week, Team Pie reigns supreme at the American Pie Council National Pie Championships. Sweet and savory pastries compete in Amateur, Professional and Commercial divisions, with “Best in Show” awards for pies that really take the … well, you know. Set dessert disputes aside for a weekend and spend some time with a slice of Key lime – it’s for the good of the world, or at least for the good of our tastebuds. – Abby Stassen 9:30 a.m. Friday-Saturday | Rosen Centre, 9840 International Drive | 407-996-9840 | piecouncil.org | free

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Running of the Chihuahuas EVENTS

Sunday Funday usually feels kind of fuzzy, but this time it’s for a hell of a more interesting, yippy reason. It’s time for Cocina 214’s annual Running of the Chihuahuas event, where 100 tiny furballs race for glory (or treats?) to benefit Winter Park Lost Pets and A Cause 4 Paws Rescue. Spectators can look on – margarita in hand, of course – for free, or you can enter your puny pup in the race for a fee. DJ Guij performs, offering up some motivational music for the tiny racers, and a Tito’s photobooth offers photos for proud dog moms and dads to take with their pooch pre- and post-race. Think you might need some liquid courage to cheer your pup on? The outside bar provides numerous drink specials. Oh, and did we forget to mention that there’s a Patrón tequila sampling? This will definitely be a day to go off-leash – you, not the dog. – Rachel LeBar 10 a.m. | Cocina 214, 151 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park | 407-790-7997 | cocina214.com | free-$20

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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MAY 3 Black Diamond 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

It Lies Within, Blessing a Curse, Fight Fall, Fiery Sushi 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Oceano, Slaughter to Prevail, Aversions Crown, Spite 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

The Strange Trip 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Tech N9ne 6 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$35; 407-872-0066.

THURSDAY, MAY 4

[MUSIC] New Found Glory Monday-Tuesday at the Social

Blink-182 8 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $40-$55; 407-295-3247.

Christopher Cross 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $49.50$89.50; 407-228-1220.

Create: Claude Von Stroke 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$25; 407-872-0066.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Lao Tizer Band with Chieli Minucci 7:30 & 9:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-636-9951.

Levie, St. Valley, Layla Brisbois, Giselle 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Marty Stuart & the Fabulous Superlatives 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $35-$40; 407-246-1419.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

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Shonen Knife 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $18-$23.

Kulture Shock 10 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-730-3999.

FRIDAY, MAY 5

Mama’s Batch 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Cinco de Techno: Carlos Mendoza & Elias Rebolledo, Victor Escobar, Andre Silva and more 7 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $10; 407-421-1670.

Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Freestylers, Logan Lost, Beni Hill, Dijital Therapy, Funkbaby 9 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; $10-$15.

Gringo de Mayo: Gringo Star, the Sh-Booms, the Woolly Bushmen, the Palmettes 7 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; $8.

The Groove Orient, Leisure Chief, Electric Kif 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$20.

John DePaola and Friends 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Slowdive Listening Party 9 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

State Champs, Against the Current, With Confidence, Don Broco 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $19.99-$30; 407-648-8363.

Talk Yo Shit: Cinco de Mayo 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419.

Tory Lanez 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$80; 407-872-0066.

SATURDAY, MAY 6 Brian Busto, Jesse Scotto, Polish, Carter & Morticia Walker 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $7-$10.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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May the Fourth Be With You Sip & Stroll As the popularity of Star Wars creeps inexorably along, May the Fourth celebrations are starting to become just as popular as your standard Cinco de Mayo parties. Don a Jedi robe or Mandalorian armor instead of culturally appropriating a sombrero or serape for this beer, wine and food walk through the shops and restaurants of Audubon Park.

Don’t be afraid to call out any bartenders that make your droid wait outside, though. 5-8 p.m. Thursday; Audubon Park Garden District, Corrine Drive and Winter Park Road; $15; audubonparkgardens.com

Wall St. Plaza’s Cinco de Mayo Wall Street Plaza was basically made for Cinco de Mayo.

They combine live music, drink specials, bull riding, piñatas, fake mustaches and sombreros into a melting pot of cultural stereotypes and stretch it out for two whole days. 4 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday; Wall St. Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; wallstplaza.net Cinco de Mustache The Orlando Facial Hair Club and El Jimador Tequila sponsor this Ivanhoe Village Cinco de Mayo party. Compete in a mustache competition, grab some food from TQ’s Island Grille, and enjoy specialty beer from 5 Rabbit Cervezeria and infused tequila shots from El Jimador. 4 p.m. Friday; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; free; facebook.com/thethirstytopher

The Derby The week of unofficial holidays comes to a close on Saturday with the 143rd annual Kentucky Derby. Get your fanciest hat ready and convince yourself that mint juleps aren’t that bad, then check out this highfalutin’ fundraiser for DeLand’s Athens Theatre.

Enjoy live bluegrass, juleps and bourbon flights, casino games, hat contests and more while waiting for three whole minutes of horse racing. Doo-dah, doo-dah. 4:30-7:30 p.m.

Saturday; Wayne G. Sanborn Center, 815 S. Alabama Ave., DeLand; $50; athensdeland.com PHOTO BY OXLEY PHOTOGRAPHY

Pitbull Sept. 29 at Amway Center PHOTO BY RANDALL SLAVIN

Jimmy Buffett, May 13 at Amway Center X, May 13 at the Beacham Phoenix, May 13 at House of Blues New Found Glory, May 14 at House of Blues

Real Friends, May 24 at the Beacham The Avett Brothers, May 25 at House of Blues Say Anything, Bayside, May 25 at the Beacham

Yngwie Malmsteen, June 14 at House of Blues

Blondie, Garbage, Aug. 9 at Hard Rock Live

Tig Notaro, June 17 at the Plaza Live

J. Cole, Aug. 16 at Amway Center

Duke Dumont, June 29 at the Beacham

Beach House, May 26 at the Social

Metallica, July 5 at Camping World Stadium

Bishop Briggs, May 16 at the Social

Ninja Sex Party, May 26 at Hard Rock Live

STRFKR, July 10 at the Beacham

Run River North, May 18 at the Social

Wolf-Face, May 27 at the Social

Rooney, July 12 at the Social

Todd Rundgren, May 28 at the Plaza Live

Ted Nugent, July 14 at the Plaza Live

The Head and the Heart, May 19 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Joe Jackson, June 2 at the Plaza Live

Nora En Pure, May 19 at the Social

Mon Laferte, June 5 at the Social

Taking Back Sunday, July 20 at House of Blues

Face to Face, May 19 at Backbooth

Skillet, June 8 at House of Blues

Animals as Leaders, May 20 at the Beacham

Hall & Oates, Tears for Fears, June 9 at Amway Center

Morbid Angel, May 23 at the Beacham

PWR BTTM, June 10 at Backbooth

Del the Funky Homosapien, May 23 at the Social

Yacht Rock Revue, June 10 at House of Blues

Richard Cheese, May 19 at the Beacham

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live Ed Sheeran, Aug. 31 at Amway Center Apocalyptica, Sept. 6 at House of Blues The Afghan Whigs, Sept. 6 at the Social Adam Ant, Sept. 9 at the Beacham The Melvins, Sept. 18 at the Social

The Rocket Summer, July 25 at the Social

Pitbull, Sept. 29 at Amway Center

Dragonforce, July 27 at the Beacham

Cafe Tacvba, Sept. 29 at House of Blues

Shawn Mendes, July 28 at Amway Center Prince Royce, July 29 at Amway Center All Time Low, Aug. 6-7 at House of Blues

Needtobreathe, Oct. 13 at House of Blues Bruno Mars, Oct. 14 at Amway Center Descendents, Oct. 20 at House of Blues

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You can be excused if you feel all movied out after the conclusion of last week’s epic Florida Film Festival, but film fans – particularly doc hawks (let’s just pretend that’s a thing) – should be aware that the International Freethought Film Festival, returning to the Gallery at Avalon Island this weekend, offers plenty of reasons to jump back into binge mode. Focusing on films that challenge basic assumptions about society, the festival is an all-you-can-watch buffet for those who like their film perspectives a little outré. In addition to plenty of shorts, this year’s features examine subjects like sex workers in Guam (Exotic), Chinese government-sanctioned harvesting of human organs from political dissidents (Hard to Believe, pictured), and a look at a Jewish anti-Zionist movement (Jews Step Forward). In addition to screenings, the festival also offers Q&As with filmmakers and both opening night and closing night parties – ambitious for a three-day festival. – Thaddeus McCollum 5 p.m. Friday, 11 a.m. Saturday-Sunday | The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. | freethoughtfilmfest.org | $10-$35

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East End Sessions: The Forefathers 2 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316.

The Groove Orient, Evan Taylor Jones Band, Daniel Heitz Band 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$20.

The Knowing Within, Armada, Lies Behind Your Eyes, Be That as It May 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Late Night Social: DJ Dan-E Crane 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419.

Mike Conner 8-11 pm; Aloma Bowl, 2530 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-671-8675.

Nat Black, Justin Combs, Romano Arcaini, Just Jason, Lola B. 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Orlando Symphony Orchestra: Moonlight in the Park 7:30 pm; Outdoor classical and pops concert from a 45-piece orchestra. Kissimmee Lakefront Park, 101 Lakeshore Blvd., Kissimmee; free; 407.898.6794; orlandosymphony.org.

Paul Van Dyk 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$40; 407-504-7699.

Purveyors of the Funk: DJ Cub 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Steve Luciano Trio 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951.

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Steve Winwood, Lily Winwood 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $40.50-$63.50; 407-351-5483.

Wisin 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $78.75; 407-934-2583.

THEWEEK Torque: Enei 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $8; 407-403-2938.

SUNDAY MAY 7

Yheti, Eazybaked, Exit 9, Rest in Pierce 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$25; 407-872-0066.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

TUESDAY, MAY 9

Colorvision, Thrakish, Terrain, Math Debate Club 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104.

Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Handel’s Messiah 2:30-4 pm; George Frederic Handel’s beloved oratorio, Messiah, performed by the Basilica Choir and Orchestra.

National Shrine of Mary, Queen of the Universe, 8300 Vineland Ave.; $20; 407239-6600; maryqueenoftheuniverse.org.

The Happy Campers, Holey Miss Moley 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Jestelle 10:30 am-1:30 pm; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; free; 321-278-0452.

A Lot Like Birds, Household, Hearts Like Lions, OWEL, Makari, Sea of Surrender, Nundayo 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

Madame Mayhem, Gears, Metropolis Rising, Roxx, Terratrian 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

Marty and Michiko Morell & Friends 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

MetroWest MusicFest 3-8 pm; MetroWest Country Club, 2100 S. Hiawassee Road; free.

Mindscar, Burning Fair Verona, Meka Nism, Auditory Armory 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

MONDAY, MAY 8 Jazz Meets Motown 8-11 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-747-7223.

Meiuuswe 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

New Found Glory 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

24Hrs 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Bastille 8 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $35.50; 407-295-3247.

The Bath Salt Zombies 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Bush, the Kickback 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $33-$43; 407-351-5483.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Heat: Amiir Hasan, Club13, Drex Carter, Randy Santos 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-872-0066.

New Found Glory 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

Victor Wooten 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $34.50-$59.50; 407-228-1220.

THEATER Annie Circle Theatre Company brings the classic family-friendly musical to the stage.

Friday-Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $12-$14; 407740-8877; circletheatrecompany.com.

Cabaret Musical about pre-WWII Berlin.

Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; The Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $11-$21; 352-357-7777; baystreetplayers.org.

Guys and Dolls Musical about small time mobsters, gambling and love. ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $23$28; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com.

Into the Woods Musical retelling of classic fairytales with an adult twist. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$29; 407-877-4736.

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You won’t need burgers for a fast-food fix once you find this Vietnamese noodle shop. Specializing in gigantic, weirdly addictive bowls of very thin rice noodles and various cuts of beef submerged in delicately seasoned broth, they also serve the usual exotics of shrimp paste and grilled pork – but the soup’s the thing. 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488; also 9728 E. Colonial Dr., 407-930-7670,

Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso.

Note: Dairy and gluten options are available.

715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346

BEST BAKERY Valhalla Bakery

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BEST DESSERTS Better Than Sex

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BEST RESTAURANT TO TAKE A DATE The Ravenous Pig

BEST VEGAN Ethos Vegan Kitchen

BEST CHINESE Hawkers Asian Street Fare

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am; Winter Garden Heritage Museum, 1 N. Main St., Winter Garden; $7-$10; 407-6563244; puppetcelebration.wordpress.com.

Matilda the Musical The award-winning musical version of Roald Dahl’s classic children’s novel about an extraordinary girl who relies on her intelligence to change her destiny.

Tuesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75-$128.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Pinkalicious, the Musical A musical about Pinkalicious, a young girl who can’t stop eating pink cupcakes despite warnings from her parents. Based on the popular children’s book.

Saturday, 2 & 4:30 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $14-$18; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

Short Attention Span Play Festival II Six short plays starring the MCP Still Got It Players South. Thursday, 1 pm, Friday, 7 pm, Saturday-Sunday, 2 pm; Magic Curtains Productions Theatre, 2860 S. Alafaya Trail; $15; 407-282-8368; debbielannen.com.

COMEDY Amy & Freddy Musical comedy cabaret.

Saturday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $25; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Anjelah Johnson Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm, Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $27; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Chonda Piece: Enough Christian comedy. Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

Geeks of Comedy Star Wars Roast of Darth Vader Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Hotsauce Three Orlando longform improv teams perform. Wednesday, 7-10 pm; Ocean Sun Brewing, 3030 Curry Ford Road; free; 215-932-1314; oceansunbrewing.com.

Hourglass Comedy Showcase Hosted by Adam Avitable. Wednesday, 9-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

The In Poor Taste Comedy Show Comedy showcase hosted by Billy Myers III. Thursday, 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $3; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com.

Punslingers Comedy game show pun duel.

Saturday, 5 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

THEWEEK Ryan Davis Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

DANCE A Cinderella Story A retro retelling of the classic fairytale with a live jazz orchestra. FridaySaturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35-$95; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Emerald City Burlesque: Heroes vs. Villains Superhero and villain-themed burlesque show.

Saturday, 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Orlando Bellydance: Unveiled Annual performance of a variety of ethnic dance styles.

Saturday, 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-321-8111; orlandobellydance.com.

SuicideGirls: Blackheart Burlesque Burlesque extravaganza. Friday, 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$125; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS

1st Thursdays: The Art of the Poster Popup exhibit of poster art with music, food, hands-on activities and more. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231.

Art in Odd Places Artists Interest Meeting Artists of all disciplines are invited to learn about this year’s AIOP theme and location and learn how to be a part of the annual event in November. Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; artinoddplaces.org.

Fifth of May Art Party Tour dozens of artists’ studios in a vibrant complex that was once an abandoned motel. Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com.

Frida, Floral Crowns and a Fiesta An interactive celebration of the life of Frida Kahlo.

Visit themed stations to create a floral crown.

Thursday, 6-8 pm; Ten Thousand Villages, 346 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $30; 407-6448464; orlando.tenthousandvillages.com.

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Orlando Drink & Draw Meet up with Thomas Thorspecken to practice sketching at a local bar. Monday, 7 pm; Frosty’s Christmastime Lounge, 50 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-969-0911; frostys-orlando.com.

St. Johns River Festival of the Arts More than 150 regionally and nationally accredited fine artists & craftsmen line Sanford’s streets. Saturday, 10 am-6 pm, Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Downtown Sanford, East First Street and South Park Avenue, Sanford; free; 407-416-1779; stjohnsriverartfest.com.

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49 Portraits Portraits of the Pulse 49, created by artists from across the country.

Through June 14; The Terrace Gallery at Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-4279; 49portraits.com.

The Art Works of a Phantom Axiom Through May 20; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

The Black Figure in the European Imaginary Through May 14; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu.

Bo Bartlett: American Artist Through Sunday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Brett J. Barr: Sketch Series III Through May 13; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

Carnival Art Show Through Sunday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Charlene Edwards: Voices From Vietnam Through Saturday; Lake Eustis Museum of Art, 1 W. Orange Ave., Eustis; $5; 352483-2900; lakeeustisartmuseum.org.

Client Work Through May 13; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

FAVO Artists Open House Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com.

Gallery Talks Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 321-363-4406; omart.org.

Gary Bukovnik: Flower Power Through July 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371.

Geektastic Through Saturday; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Interim Form Ongoing; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

It’s All Fun and Games Through May 13; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Juried Student Art Exhibition MondaysFridays, 8:30 am-5 pm; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Le Salon Through Aug. 26; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Lisa Parker Hyatt: Focusing on the Irreducible Through July 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371.

Matthew Weinstein: The Living End Through June 11; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4321.

Mystery Sketch Theater Thursday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

Nora’s Sugar Pop: A Sweet Art Show Tuesday, 5-7 pm; Nora’s Sugar Shack, 636 Virginia Drive; free; 407-447-5885; noraswinecigars.com.

Oded Halahmy: Babylonian Odyssey Through Dec. 31; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

Pablo Picasso: The Diary of a Master Through May 5, 10 am-5 pm; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Ct., Winter Park; $5-$50; 888-682-9995; baterbys.com.

Pedestrian: Moments in Blue Through Friday; The Gatlin Creative, 4940 S. Orange Ave.; free; thegatlincreative.com.

Perception & Reality II Through July 1; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

Positive Negative Through May 13; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Theatrix! Through May 13; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Who We Are Now Through May 12; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

Youth in Focus: Moments in Nature Through July 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

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EVENTS APC National Pie Championships Annual piemaking competition sponsored by the American Pie Council. FridaySaturday, 9 am; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; free; piecouncil.org.

Buddha’s Birthday Celebration Worldwide celebration of the Buddha’s birthday.

Refreshments provided. Sunday May 7, 10 am-3 pm; Guang Ming Temple, 6555 Hoffner Road; free; 407-281-8482; orlandobuddhism.org.

Cinco de Mayo Block Party A block party on Pine Street with carnival games, a mariachi band, face painters, food trucks and more. Friday, 3 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free-$13; 407-839-0999.

Cinco de Mayo Party Cinco party with special beers from Ten10, live music and festive food items. Friday, 11:30 am; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com.

The Cinco de Mayo Pub Crawl Pub crawl through various downtown venues. Friday, 8 pm; Sideshow, 15 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-420-1515; orlandopubcrawl.com.

Cinco de Mustache Cinco party with a mustache competition, infused tequila shots, food and more. Friday, 4 pm; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; free; 407-4914342; facebook.com/thethirstytopher.

Derby on Park Derby party with complimentary food, wine, cocktails, mint juleps, craft beer and more. Saturday, 4-8 pm; Winter Park Civic Center, 1050 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; $49-$89; derbyonpark.eventbrite.com.

The Derby Fundraiser for the Athens Theatre with live bluegrass, casino games, drinks and more. Saturday, 4:30-7:30 pm; Wayne G. Sanborn Center, 815 S. Alabama Ave., DeLand; $50; 386-626-7301; athensdeland.com.

El Cinco de Mayo Festival Celebrate Cinco de Mayo Day with authentic Mexican food, beer, wine and more. Friday, 5 pm-2 am; I-Drive 360, 8445 International Drive; free; 407-936-4332; i-drive360.com.

An Evening With Chef Rick Bayless Chef Rick Bayless brings his flavors and big personality from Chicago to Florida for a private dinner. Monday, 6-9 pm; Frontera Cocina, 1604 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; $125; 407-560-9197; fronteracocina.com.

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Fantasy Land An evening of fashion, fetish and drag performances. Friday, 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; contact for price; 407-412-5039; southernnightsorl.com.

International Female Ride Day Group motorcycle ride from EagleRider Motorcycles to Tin Roof. Saturday, 10 am; EagleRider Motorcycles, 1150 Jetport Drive; free$10; 407-438-4055; eaglerider.com.

JDub’s Brewing Spotlight A tap takeover featuring Sarasota’s JDub’s Brewing. Wednesday, 6 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices.

Juleps & Jockeys Enjoy food, cocktails and dancing for the 143rd Kentucky Derby.

Featuring a Best Hat contest. Saturday, 3-7 pm; Celery City Craft, 114 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-915-5541; celerycitycraft.com.

Kentucky Derby Day Party Derby party with an open bar, buffet, raffle, music and more. Saturday, 3:30 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $65-$100; 407-849-5200; derbydayorlando.com.

La La Summer Hope Volunteer Party Donate an hour of your time volunteering and get rewarded with snacks and a concert from the Swamp Sistas Songwriting Circle.

Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; free; 407-295-1066; foodbankcentralflorida.org.

May the 4th Be with You Create Star Wars-inspired crafts and geek out with rebel relays. Thursday, 4:30-5:30 pm; South Trail Library, 4600 S. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

May the Fourth Be With You Sip & Stroll Enjoy craft beer, wine and light bites on a Star Wars-themed wine walk through the shops and restaurants of Audubon Park.

Thursday, 5-8 pm; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; $15; audubonparkgardens.com.

May the Fourth Beer With You Wear a Star Wars costume for a chance to win a prize pack from Big Storm Brewing during this tap takeover. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Avenue Gastrobar, 13 S. Orange Ave.; various menu prices; 407-839-5039; avenuegastrobar.com.

May the Fourth Celebration Enjoy Star Wars-themed food and drink specials, movies, trivia, vendors and stormtroopers. Thursday, 4 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-802-4800; obliviontaproom.com.

Mother’s Day Potluck Social A potluck social to give thanks for Mom’s love and hard work. Registration required. Sunday, 2-5 pm; South Creek Library, 1702 Deerfield Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Mucho de Mayo Mucho’s final Cinco de Mayo party. Friday, 11 am; Mucho Tequila and Tacos, 101 S. Eola Drive; free; 407-843-9676.

Nerd Nite Speed Dating: Star Wars Edition Meet geeky singles in rapid-fire 3-minute introduction dates. Sessions for both hetero and LGBT nerds. Thursday, 7-9 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5; 407-332-9636; orlando.nerdnite.com.

Reef-A-Palooza America’s largest saltwater aquarium show with hundreds of raffle prizes, industry-leading speakers, giveaways, and lots of corals, fish, and aquarium products to purchase.

Saturday-Sunday, 11 am-6 pm; Caribe Royale Resort Suites Hotel, 8101 World Center Drive; $20; 407-777-8235; reefapaloozashow.net.

Running of the Chihuahuas A live DJ, alcohol giveaways and samplings, a photo booth and the famous Chihuahua race. $15 donation to register a Chihuahua. Sunday, 11 am-2 pm; Cocina 214, 151 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-790-7997; cocina214.com.

Spring Flower Festival Flower-filled streets, swing bands and barbershop quartets evoke memories of a simpler time at this spring festival. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Downtown Clermont, Montrose and Eighth streets, Clermont; free; 239-220-7271.

Tour de Geuze A night devoted to Flemish geuze-style beers, with selections from Oud Beersel, Lindemans and more. Sunday May 7, 5 pm; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; various menu prices; 407-893-9832; redlightredlightbeerparlour.com.

Vines Derby Party Derby party with drink specials, snacks and complimentary champagne samples.

Saturday, 4-9 pm; Vines Grille & Wine Bar, 7533 W. Sand Lake Road; free; 407-351-1227.

Wall St. Plaza’s Cinco de Mayo Two whole days of Cinco parties, featuring bull riding, live music, mustaches, sombreros and drink specials. Friday, 4 pm, Saturday, 8 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

Winter Springs Food & Wine Festival Area restaurants offer samples of food, wine, spirits and craft beer. Saturday, 5-8 pm; Winter Springs Town Center, 158 Tuskawilla Road, Winter Springs; $35$45; winterspringsfoodandwine.com.

THEWEEK Hive Orlando: Gender Equality Learn about how gender equality ties into a community plan for sustainable development. Wednesday, 6:45 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; ideasforus.org.

Orlando Bike to Work Day Bike from Festival Park to City Hall with Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer. Friday, 7 am; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-381-5310; cityoforlando.net.

LITERARY Art vs. Art Literary open mic with featured poets and music from Pleasant Pointe. Thursday, 9:30 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $5.

Atlas Obscura Shasta Grant reads haiku from Jack Kerouac on the lawn, followed by a tour.

Saturday, 7:30 pm; Jack Kerouac House, 1418 Clouser Ave.; $5; atlasobscura.com.

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Primal Instincts Open Mic: The Forbidden Open mic night with a theme and special guest reader. Saturday, 8:30 pm; True Serenity, 1100 Montana St.; free; mytrueserenity.com.

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Central Florida Best Buddies Friendship Walk Number one walk in the country raising awareness and funds to support individuals with intellectual and developmental disabilities (IDD).

Saturday, 8 am-noon; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; 407-716-0899; bestbuddiesfriendshipwalk.org.

Greater Orlando Equality Connection Mix and mingle with LGBTQ equality supporters and learn how to get engaged. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200; eqfl.org.

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Nancy, the tech-savvy at-risk youth, two gimps, Christ on the cross, the Easter Bunny, two weeping women and the Easter Bunny’s smoking-hot leather master took to the stage at Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon, for a live taping of the Savage Lovecast on Easter weekend. Audience members submitted their questions on cards (I take my questions like some of you take your men: anonymously) – but with Rachel Lark and the Damaged Goods and comedian Nariko Ott on the program as well, we didn’t get to many questions. So I’m going to answer as many of Portland’s questions as I can in this week’s column.

guaranteed. Sometimes you do your homework and your prep, and everything still comes to shit.

I love my man, but we’re both tops.

What should we do?

Spit-roast very special guest stars if you’re in an open relationship, take turns/one for the team if you’re in a monogamous relationship, explore and enjoy your non-buttpenetrative options.

Play around in theory for now – lots of dirty talk – and put theory into practice after your kid is a toddler and you’ve landed a reliable baby-sitter.

Only-oral-with-others may be this couple’s preferred groove and the lane they want to stay in. If they’re only up for the “soft swap,” as it’s known in swinging circles, penetration isn’t gonna happen. But you should feel free to ask for what you want – at the very least, you’ll get some long-overdue clarity about their boundaries.

Will you plug stoptrumpswall.org?

Why not?

My girlfriend and I are pretty grossly in love and very affectionate, especially after we’ve just had sex. Should we make an effort to tone it down a bit around a third we’ve just fucked around with? Or should we just be ourselves, and if they don’t like it, oh well?

Is squirting pee? We know that chemically it’s similar, but is it REALLY? I’m tired of this debate, so consider this my final answer: So what if it is pee?

Be yourselves – but make an effort to include your third in those oxytocin-infused displays of postcoital affection. Unless your third was inconsiderate or creepy during the sex, or is anxious to go immediately after the sex (a sign you may have been inconsiderate or creepy), your third helped get you to that blissed-out state and deserves to bask a bit in the afterglow too.

My girlfriend asked me to make out with another guy. Her fantasy. We met a really pretty gay boy at a house party, and so I made out with him. I got hard, and my girlfriend made a huge scene. She says it was supposed to be for her pleasure, not for mine, and she’s still angry six months later and constantly questions whether I’m really straight. (I am!) What do I tell her?

Does the toe make a good substitute for the penis?

Good-bye.

No.

When do you know if it’s OK to insert your finger in your boyfriend’s butthole?

Without fear of freaking him out?

I have large breasts. My partners are either like, “YAY BOOOOBS!” or they ignore my breasts entirely. What is it with that? How do I get people to interact with my breasts like they’re another nice body part and not a bizarre thing?

After you’ve applied lube to your finger and his butthole – which you’re allowed to do only after you’ve asked him if you can insert your finger in his butthole and after he’s consented to having your finger in his butthole.

By using your words. If there was a way you didn’t like to be kissed, presumably you would speak up rather than endure lousy kisses. Same applies here: “I have big boobs, and they’re great, and I love them – but ‘YAY BOOOOBS!’ makes me feel like I’m only my tits, which isn’t a nice feeling. That said, I don’t want my boobs ignored, either. The sweet spot really isn’t that hard to hit – enjoy my boobs like you would any other nice body part.” That said, some people really,

I want to try anal, but I am scared of getting poop on my partner. Is an enema enough?

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really like big boobs and it’s going to be hard for them to contain their excitement.

“YAY BOOOOBS” could be an understandable and forgivable first reaction on their part and an opening that allows you to have a conversation about bodies, consideration and consent.

My girlfriend wants to try fisting, but my hands are really large. Any ideas for how to get around that?

Looking for a big friendly pal?

Meet Oso!

A hired hand.

How do we play around with opening up our relationship as parents of a 1-year-old?

We barely have enough time or enough sleep to keep our own relationship juicy.

We’ve been sleeping with another couple for three months (first time my BF and I opened our relationship). How do I suggest full penetration with the opposite partner? At this point, we just do oral and that’s the “groove” we’re in.

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Tell my boyfriend to go down on me!

If your boyfriend won’t go down on you unless some fag advice columnist tells him to – if his girlfriend asking isn’t good enough – then it’s you I want to order around (break up with him!), not your boyfriend.

My boyfriend is 10 years older than me.

Also, he’s the first boyfriend I’ve had in 10 years. I’m used to being single – and while he is great (sexy, amazing, smart), I feel like I’m losing parts of myself. I’m not doing the stuff my prior loneliness made it easy for me to do, creative stuff like open-mic nights. Do we break up?

You’re no longer lonely – you’ve got a boyfriend now – but you still need time alone.

Even if you live together, you don’t have to spend every waking/non-work hour with your boyfriend; it’s not healthy to spend every waking/non-work hour with your significant other. But instead of heading to open-mic night because you’re lonely and bored and have nothing else to do, now you’re going to go to that open-mic night (and go alone) because you enjoy it, you need the creative outlet and it’s healthy for a couple to have time apart.

Oso (A152613) is 11 years old and was surrendered because his owner could no longer care for him. Oso is a friendly guy and he’s pretty mellow. He enjoys attention, and he really loves back scratches! He absolutely loves to eat treats. He’s a great dog and he can’t wait to find a home.

For the month of May, OCAS is running the “So You Think You Can Prance” adoption promotion.

Thank you, Dan. Five years ago, I was miserable in a sexless marriage. Tonight I’m here with my fabulous boyfriend and my hot sub. Thanks to your advice!

All dogs and cats will have a reduced adoption fee of $10. Fees include sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip.

You’re welcome!

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Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road in Orlando, Florida near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open 10 a.m. through 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 p.m. through 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407-8363111 or visit ocnetpets.com.

Marketplace REWARD OF UP TO $17,000 If you have any information or details of the crime featured below, you may be eligible for a reward of up to $17,000. On September 25, 2016 at approximately 3:53 a.m., Orange County deputies responded to 4729 S. Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL regarding a shooting.

Two (2) victims were transported to ORMC and Christian Santiago was later pronounced deceased.

He succumbed to a fatal gunshot wound. If you have any information on this homicide, please call Crimeline. You will remain anonymous. 800-423-TIPS crimeline.org. No Caller ID No Recorders No Hassles WANTED - All motorhomes, fifth wheels and travel trailers. Cars, vans and trucks any condition.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF KENNETH BROWN, Deceased. File No. 2017-CP-00147-O NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Kenneth Brown, deceased, whose date of death was March 11, 2017, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Suite 340, Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIOD SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 5/3/17.

Personal Representative: Carrie Brown, 9419 Leland Drive, Orlando, FL 32827 Attorney for Personal Representative: Kristine Callagy, Esquire of Bichler, Oliver, Longo, & Fox, PLLC, 541 S. Orlando Ave, Ste 310 Maitland, Florida 32751.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT IN AND FOR THE 9TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION CASE NO. 2017-CP-001028-O IN RE: THE ESTATE OF ALEXANDER ANTONIO SANTANA, Deceased.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS The summary administration of the estate of ALEXANDER ANTONIO SANTANA, Deceased, Case Number 17-CP-001028-O is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors are required to file all claims of the estate with this Court, within the later of THREE (3) MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF FIRST PUBLICATION or THIRTY (30) DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT SO FILED WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. Publication of this Notice was begun on 4/26/17. Personal Representative: /s/ GUILLERMINA SANTANA, 19872 NW 64th Place, Miami, Florida 33016. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ BARBARA SANJURJO, ESQ., BARBARA SANJURJO P.A., 2630 SW 28TH STREET, SUITE 61, COCONUT GROVE, FL 33133, (305) 370-3990 Phone, (305) 370-3999 Fax, Fla. Bar. No. 0478636, Email: Barbara@sanjurjolaw.com.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: May 16th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 3:30 p.m. at the Mindful Storage facility located at: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, Fl. 34759 (321) 732-6032 #1100-Jesus Ayende Jr.-Boxes #2087- Brittany OharaBoxes Furniture #B107-Amanda Avila-House Holds #C140-Andres Hernandez-Cookware Tools #C145-Brenda E. Lopez VazquezBoxes Furniture #K207- Edgardo Figueroa-House Holds. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, 5526 S.O.B.T. LLC, of 2423 S Orange Ave., Unit #334, Orlando, FL 32806, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Le Palace Otown It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Le Palace Otown” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/21/17

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Anitra Manning of 42 S. Park Ave #101, Winter Garden, Florida 34787, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Imagine That Life Coaching It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Imagine That Life Coaching” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/28/17

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/DAWSON ROBINSON SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP16-010 In the Interest of: C. C. DOB: 12/28/2015, Minor Child.

SUMMONS AND ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Linzie Curtiss, Address Unknown WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition, alleging under oath that the above-named children are dependent under the laws of the State of Florida, a copy of which is attached, and requesting that a summons issue in due course requiring that you appear before this court to be dealt with according to law. NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a Termination of Parental Right’s hearing at 9:00 A.M. ON May 24, 2017, FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTE CONSENT TO THE T. P. R. TO THIS CHILD. SHOULD YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL RIGHTS AND LEGAL CUSTODY AS A PARENT TO SAID CHILD NAMED IN THIS PETITION. Pursuant to Section 39.802. (4) (d) and 63.082 (6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032 (3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 17 th day of April 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 101358, Senior Attorney for State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407-563- 2380 (Telephone). CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal).

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on MAY 29, 2017 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 1993 CHEVY VIN #1GBKC34F6PJ109345. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA NAVY FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. CHRISTIAN A.P. KOVATS; LESLIE D. GREGG-KOVATS A/K/A LESLIE DIANE GREGG; et al., Defendants.

CASE NO.: 2015-CA- 003101-14N- K NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE NOTICE is hereby given that, Maryanne Morse, Clerk of the Circuit Court of Seminole County, Florida, will on the 16 th day of May, 2017, beginning at 11:00 A.M. EST, at the Seminole County Courthouse located at 301 N. Park Avenue, Room S201, Sanford, Florida 32771-1292, in accordance with Chapter 45, F.S., offer for sale and sell at public outcry to the highest and best bidder for cash, the following described property situated in Seminole County, Florida, to wit: LOT 42, TWIN RIVERS SECTION VI, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 40, PAGES 69-75, PUBLIC RECORDS OF SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 2121 Firestone Court, Oviedo, FL 32765 pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in a case pending in said Court, the style and case number of which is set forth above. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the Lis Pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. If you require assistance please contact: ADA Coordinator, Diana Stewart, at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida, 32771, telephone number (407) 665-4227.

NOTE: You must contact coordinator at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired in Seminole County, call 711. SUBMITTED on this 26TH day of April 2017. SIROTE & PERMUTT, P.C. /s/ Anthony R. Smith, Esq., FL Bar #157147, Kathryn I. Kasper, Esq., FL Bar #621188 Attorneys for Plaintiff. OF COUNSEL: Sirote & Permutt, P.C., 1115 East Gonzalez Street, Pensacola, FL 32503, Toll Free: (800) 826-1699, Facsimile: (850) 462-1599.

Notice of Sale Orlando Business Center 2200 Forsyth Rd. Ste M-01, Orlando, FL 32807, 407-657- 0098. To, Unit #.

Kurt Johnson – Mattress, box springs, baby stroller, tables, misc. household items, Unit # M30. Mario J Colon – Chair, ironing board, luggage, misc. boxes, clothes, And household items, Unit #L03.

Orlando Business Center, 2200 Forsyth Rd. Ste M-01, Orlando, FL 32807, has possessory lien on all of the goods stored in the prospective units above. All these items of personal property are being sold pursuant to the assertion of the lien on 5/11/17 at 11:00 A.M. in order to collect the amounts due from you.

The sale will take place at 2200 Forsyth Rd. Ste M-01, Orlando, FL 32807. This is April 24, 2017.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISON FILE NO. 2017CP001138-O IN RE: ESTATE OF Mary C. Columbo, Deceased.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS. The administration of the estate of Mary C. Columbo, deceased, whose date of death was March 20, 2017, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 5/3/17. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Fred H. Cumbie, Jr. Attorney Florida Bar Number: 0141664 Overstreet, Miles, Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A. 100 Church Street Kissimmee, Florida 34741. Telephone: (407) 847-5151, Fax: (407) 847-3353, E-Mail: fcumbie@omcflaw.com, Secondary Email: tmorgan@omcflaw.com. Personal Representative: /s/ Linda A. Hartofil, 508 Villa Del Sol Circle, Apt.2, Orlando, Florida 32824, /s/ Antoinette J. Kiefer, 1836 Tattenham Way, Orlando, Florida 32837.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Fit Industries LLC of 5401 S. Kirkman Rd., #310, Orlando FL 32819, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: CPR Certification Orlando It is the intent of the undersigned to register “CPR Certification Orlando” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/26/17

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807.

CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE WEDNESDAY MAY 17, 2017 AT THE TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www. storagetreasures.com BEGINNING AT LEAST 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME. www.personalministorage. com PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #258-Jason A Gaspard; #318- Jennifer Kay Dussing; #340-Julian Matthew Sheridan Davis; #341-Lilliam R Agosto; #391-Yasmani Fonseca #482-Dee Angel; #480-Joe King MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 - AT 10:30AM: #82-Luis Echavarria, #123-Scott Zubarik; #132-Scott Zubarik: #159-Mary Mills; 191-Nancy Nixon; #201-Roberta Lindeman PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:00AM: #483-Dorner, Joyce Johnson; #739-Jackson, Miles Stephen; #800-Caldwell, Kelvin Lee; #807-Dungan, Stephan Harold; #858-Thomas, Shanique Londraye; #928-Gonzalez, Erica PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 11:30AM: #130-Alphonso Howard; #204-Terry Beden; #226-Shirley Hawks; #284-Ernesto Velez Rodriguez; #320-Frederick Key; #362-Jermaine Bonner; #382-Paul LaShawn; #408-Kandida Doretha Olivia Michel; #476-Chauncey McCloud; #527-Sammy Lee McKinney; #633-Bredrick Antonio Golston; #634-Llewellyn Hines.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Hara Community 1st Advisors, LLC, of 760 Florida Central Parkway Suite 212, Longwood Florida, 32750, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: HMI It is the intent of the undersigned to register “HMI” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/26/17

Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: May 26th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 818-1681 #3071-David Krivan II-Household goods #2135-Garybaldi CruzHousehold goods #2272- Denese Dunston-Household #3078-Robert Black-Household #1414-Christopher Allison-Household goods #1505-Wanda Bonilla-Household #1306-Robert Staab-Household items #3010-Delores Miller-Totes, boxes #2213A-Rachel BrantonShoes, and clothes.

12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 831 N Park Ave. Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450- 0345 #1007-C Kevin SimsClothes, #2033 Wayne TuckerHousehold Items, #2509 Michael Stewart- Household Items, #1437 Kerim Nassar- Household Items.

2:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32746 (321) 420-1686 #0332-Michael Mchenry-Furniture #0256-Tawanna Oatman-Household Goods. #0151-Redale Benton-FloresBoxes & Books. #0581-Rodney Morgan-misc items #0560-Donna Grueneneier-Household Goods. #0167-Michael RosenblumDining table, 2 cabinets, bed, coffee table, 2 knick knacks #0568- Melissa Pereira-household goods #2002-Crystal RodriguezHousehold items. #0168-Nathalie Ramirez- household goods.

Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE MAY 23, 2017 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 02 HONDA VIN # JHMCG56702C027273 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids.

Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: May 24th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #140-Brian A Segura- Household Items, #965-Abdelilah Tahour- Home Items, #501-Samantha PrescottHousehold Goods, #1114A-Michael Carter- Home Items.

11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 212-5890 #6013-Thomas Fabian- Household goods, #1036-Araujo Hilda-Household goods, #1114-Martin LaneHousehold goods, #1314-Sandra Sarraga- Household goods, #1076Lulu Mutemwa- House hold goods, #3016-Osladia Diaz MontesHousehold goods, #4031-Mairim Castillo- Household goods, #4004-Wadson Gelin- Household goods, #1221-Jaime CentenoHousehold goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: May 24th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #135 – Giovanni Caccioppoli – furniture, boxes, household items. #204 – Dana Montano – household goods and furniture. #322 – Raymond Singh – tires and tire machine. #505 – Maurice Bell –household goods, washer, dryer, treadmill, crib, furniture. #530 – Angelleca Holmes – furniture, boxes, household items. #608 Thomas Litteer – furniture, boxes, household items. #732 Raffaela Thomas – furniture, household items. #1611 – Candido Lopez – furniture, electronics.

Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS FOR THE PROPOSED ADOPTION OF A MINOR CHILD. L.M., DOB: 03/05/2014 Case No.: 2016-DR-017027-O NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO: ERIC WILLIAM MCINTYRE of Orlando, FL; Caucasian male, DOB: 06/16/1977, Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’8” approximately 155lbs., father of the minor child born on 03/05/2013. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defense if any to it on ASHLEY FILIMON, P.A. whose address is 37 N. Orange Ave. Ste. 202 Orlando, FL 32801, and file the original with the Clerk of Court at 425 N. Orange Ave. Orlando, FL 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you and the Court may enter an Order granting the Termination of Parental Rights for adoption of the minor child. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request.

You must keep the Court informed of your current address. You must file a response with the Clerk by 5/18/2017. Dated 4/3/17. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, BY: /s/ Alva Coleman, DEPUTY CLERK. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE: I HEREBY CERTIFY that this has been filed in the Florida E-Portal this 3rd day of April, 2017. /s/ Ashley Filimon, Esq., Ashley Filimon, P.A.,afilimon@legalperson.com, 37 N. Orange Ave. Suite 202 Orlando, Florida 32801, 407-801-5022- Telephone, Florida Bar No. 0095954, Attorney for Petitioner.

Notice is hereby given that Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at location indicated: 1751 Fortune Rd Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-414- 5303 on 05/16/17 @ 11:00 am. Maggy Jean Jacques 5042 Shelfs & furniture, Diana Mendez 3096 Household goods/Boxes/ Furniture, Thomas Kevin Nicolson 1075 boxes/furniture/machines, Carmelo Perez 5070 Work Tools, Liza Guasp-Davila 3053 Fish tank/ Boxes/Office supplies, Francisco Santiago 5024 Household goods & Furniture, Marcelus Fervilon 5057 Household goods/Clothes, Stacey Modjeski 5049 four bedroom/ Household goods/Furniture/Boxes, Miguel Severian 2129 Tools, Jerry Joseph 2136 Household good & Furniture, Jennifer Kirby 2109 Household Appliances & Furniture.

Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2016-CA-6862 ASHINGTON PARK HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC., Plaintiff, vs.

VALERIE R. PEEBLES, UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF VALERIE R. PEEBLES, and UNKNOWN PARTIES IN POSSESSION, Defendants.

NOTICE OF ACTION TO: VALERIE R. PEEBLES, 14510 Greydale Circle, Orlando, Florida 32826, Current residence unknown, if living, and ALL OTHER UNKNOWN PARTIES, including if a named Defendant is deceased, the personal representatives, the surviving spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors, and all other parties claiming, by, through, under or against that Defendant, and all claimants persons or parties, natural or corporate, whose exact legal status is unknown, claiming under any of the above named or described Defendants. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose a lien on the following property located in Orange County, Florida: LOT 35, STONEMEADE, PHASE 1, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 33, PAGE 113, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Street address of: 14510 Greydale Circle, Orlando, Florida 32826, has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Peter Hagood, Esquire, Hagood & Garvey, LLC., Plaintiff’s attorney, at 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701, within 30 days of the first date of publication of this notice, and file the original with clerk of this court (425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801) either before, May 12, 2017 on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition Tiffany Moore Russell, Orange County Clerk of Court. BY: /s/ Lisa R Trelstad, Deputy Clerk. Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, Florida 32801.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

1984 OLDSMOBILE VIN#1G3AJ19R2ED510262 2015 TAOI (MOPED) VIN#L9NTEACX4F1350006 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on MAY 25TH, 2017, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1996 Dodge VIN# 2B6HB21Y0TK108414 Homemade Trailer NOVIN0200155161 1999 Mitsubishi VIN# 4A3AK44Y0XE134233 2008 Nissan VIN# 1N4BA41E08C820537 2004 Ford VIN# 1FAFP53U84A202544 2000 Ford VIN# 1FAFP4041YF157762 2000 Nissan VIN# 3N1CB51DXYL318165 2001 Toyota VIN# 1NXBR12E51Z550216 1995 Ford VIN# 1FTJE34HXSHA15570 2004 Volkswagen VIN# 9BWBL61J844021578 2000 Ford VIN# 1FMZU64E3YZA32237 1994 Mercedes VIN# WDBGA32E1RA166300 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 17, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on May 16, 2017 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored there in by the following: 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd, Kissimmee, FL 34746 (407) 944-1408 Jordan Arce unit 521 Household Goods, Luis Rafael Mendez Rodriguez unit 460 Hshold goods, personal items, David Bauder unit 510 a couple tools, couch, tables, Larry Michael Zeznanski unit 558 Hshold Goods, Personal Items, Anthony Munez unit 5242 Personal Items, Jeanette Rivera Ortiz unit 5095 Hshold Goods, Juan Carlos Villegas Benitez unit 524 hhold goods.

Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase.

Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: May 25th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd. Ocoee, Fl. 34761

(407) 877-0191 #H446-Francesco Carnevale-Office furniture, and files #H470-Arthur Mcneal Jr-Household goods #E316-Debra ClarkHousehold items #F370-Michelle Arrants-Love seat, household good, boxes #D253-Eric Busby-Tools, and garage items.

11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, FL 32811 (407) 445-0867 Unit #02127 Emmitt Pete Harris hsehold items; #08021 Irma Mercado hsehold furniture, items, etc; #05083 Sisandra Lewis hsehold items; #03011 Michael Bell hsehold items etc #02078 Brittany Schlawiedt boxes, hsehold items, clothes; #02273 Desantis Anderson Misc contents from auction unit sold;#05007 Usman Tanveer living room, 2 bedrooms, table/chairs, boxes; #04052 John King living,dining, bedrooms,whole hse of furniture, garage items; #04055 John King boxes, maybe some furniture; #06078 Amanda Griffin bedroom set#06038 Marshea Barrow bed, Music eqpt, bags, boxes.

12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #042 Laurie Kiner- HHG #887 Asha JiawanHHG #756 Latasha Dean-HHG #881 Ten 55 Productions Inc –HHG #375 Dandrea Ikner – HHG #780 Ten 55 Productions Inc –Furniture, Electronics #829 Ellen Taverez– HHG #600 Llamar Moore – HHG #739 Yashica Freeman–Household goods.

1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #4121– Martha Marques-Furniture, Boxes, #1004-Tavaris JohnsonHousehold Items, #2101-Jarmarcus Jones- Clothes, #4079-Jasmine Colon-Massage Table, Clothes, And books.

3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #840 Tania Young – Furniture, Electronics, and Boxes; #744 Tashia Harrison – Business Daycare Furniture; #547 Terrance Lamar Miller – Boxes & Bags.

4:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando, FL 32810 (407) 539-0527 #2093-Kim Shephardchair, dresser, boxes, file cabinets. #2175-Kim Shepard- tables, boxes, totes. #3111-Carline Charlescouch, bags, boxes, clothes, totes, toys, TV stand, lamps, vacuum #4085-Kathleen Tronolone- bags, boxes, totes, toys, shower head mirror. #2134-David Hollis- dresser, boxes, clothes, shoes, luggage, speakers. #3168-Melissa McFarland- dresser, mattress, TV, bags, toys, luggage. #4038-Sabrina D. Paczynski- TV, bags, boxes, clothes, pictures, shoes, totes, safe, luggage. #1030-Carlos Maruribags, boxes, totes, laundry detergent. #2151-Bradley Gay- chair couches, boxes. #2098-Barbara Davis- bags, totes, bike, BBQ grill, fan, toilet paper. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in

order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on, Thursday, May 11th,2017 at 10:00AM, on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: iStorage, 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 Name, Unit #, Contents: Justin Turner, 396, Mattresses, Chair, Floor Fan Tamika Arthur, 621, Totes, Boxes, Laundry Detergent, Chairs Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the 26th day of April and 3rd day of May, 2017.

REQUEST FOR BIDS: COMANCO Environmental Corporation invites Contractors to bid on the OPERATION, MAINTENANCE & MONITORING OF THE LANDFILL GAS, LEACHATE AND STORMWATER MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS AT THE ORANGE COUNTY LANDFILL (IFB NO. Y17-1073- RM).

Certified Orange County M/WBE Contractors and Suppliers are encouraged to participate. Scope of Work: Sod, Hydroseeding, Pipeline Video and Jet Cleaning, Electrical, Permitting Services, CQC Testing, Vertical Well Drilling, Pipe and Misc.

Materials Supply, Aggregates Supply, Hauling, Sand-Cement Supply, Erosion Control, Underground Utilities, Survey, and Fuel Supply.

Plans & specifications may be obtained by contacting Jeff Ulisney at julisney@comanco.com or 813988- 8829. Bids will be received until Monday, May 8, 2017, at 5 pm.

NOTICE UNDER FICTITIOUS NAME STATUTE TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Notice is hereby given that the undersigned pursuant to the Fictitious Name Statute, Chapter 865.09, Florida Statutes, will register with the Division of Corporations, Department of State, State of Florida upon receipt of proof of the publication of this notice, the fictitious name, to-wit: The Waterfront, under which I am engaged in business at 4201 S. Orange Ave., Orlando, Florida 32806. That the party interested in said business enterprise is as follows: 4201 S. Orange, LLC. Dated at Orlando, Orange County, FL 5/1/2017.

ORLANDOWEEKLY.COM/JOBS Employment Assistant Teacher: Perform duties that are instructional directing srvcs to students. Srve in a position for which a teacher has ultimate responsibility for the dsgn & implementatn of educational progs & srvcs. Resumes to: Daniel de Castro, Life Institiute USA, LLC. 1507 Park Center Dr., Ste 1H, Orlando, FL 32835

Eng III for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) to prfrm & coor. aero dsgn calcs on advncd gas trbne. Req Mast in Mech Eng, Aero Eng or rel + 2 yrs exp in job offd or acc alt occ. Alt, empl wll accpt Bach dgree in abve lstd flds + 5 yrs exp in job offd or acc alt occ. Prior exp mst incl dsgn of gas trbne or sim cmpnnts incl: Aero anlyss & Thrml dsgn & heat trnsfr anlyss; dev CFD cmbstn mdls incl trblnc/chem intrctns for hgh temp cmbstr cmpnnts & implmntng in comm anlyss cds; prfrmng reactng & non-reactng CFD anlyss usng vrious comm CFD cds; Thrm-acoustc anlyss & tool dev; prgrmmng (Frtrn, C++, Mtlb, PERL scrpt); mnfctre of cmplx prts & fbrctns mde frm stnlss stls or nckl bsd allys; dsgnng prts in a hgh vbrtn & hgh temp envrnmnt; cmpnnt tstng for prt qlfctn esp cmbstn tstng; knwldge of gas trbne cmbstn prncples; knwldge of heat trnsfr prncpls; & knwldge of thrmacoustcs. Appr 10% dom & int trvl req.

Offr of emplymnt w/ Siemens cndtnd upn sccssfl cmpltion of bckgrnd chck & drg scrn, sbjct to applcble lws & rgltns.

Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc, 3850 Quadrangle Blvd, MS: HRS-144, Orlando, FL 32817. Ref BS/JS. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.

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Pavement Engineer (Orlando, FL) Resp for design, planning & implementation of interstate hwy pavement evaluation projects for pavement coring contracts.

Requires Master’s in rltd Civil engg field & 3 yrs rltd pavement engg exp & rltd skills. Will also accept Bachelor’s in stated fields & 5 yrs stated exp & rltd skills. For. Equiv. Deg. Ok. Domestic travel up to 10%. Send resume to Attn: Professional Service Industries, Inc. d/b/a PSI;PSI Intertek, J. Reed, HR Manager, 545 E Algonquin Rd, Arlington Heights, IL 60005.

We are a small eclectic wedding/event venue looking for a part-time sales/ operations assistant. The position will start off at 20 hours a week and hours will increase as additional duties are added. Overall, the sales/operations assistant will provide administrative support to the Operations Manager.

Initial daily activities include returning potential client emails, setting up client appointments, conducting property walkthroughs, and other administrative tasks. Eventually, the position will morph into additional responsibilities including venue event oversight. To apply please email your resume and cover letter to shannon@ theacreorlando.com.

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