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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Interim Editor Jessica Bryce Young Editorial Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Deanna Ferrante, Marissa Mahoney, Rachel Stuart, Kim Slichter Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, James Dechert, Hannah Glogower, Liv Jones, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Ken Storey

Tacopinions Not authentic tacos actually (“20 Orlando tacos you need to try ASAP,” April 30). If you want to try real authentic tacos you have to go to La Hacienda on Aloma and Semoran, or Dos Amigos on Semoran and Howell Branch Road.

Advertising Account Manager Lindsey Hahn Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Multimedia Account Executives Patty Fisher, Jessica Flynn, Harley Muniz, Scott Navarro Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz

Edwardo Aguirre, via Facebook Taco Norteña in Winter Garden, the Latin market on North Goldenrod and any of the

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scattered food trucks throughout Orlando will blow away any of these places.

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A fishy revision in Florida’s HIV stats draws interest from Congress; UCF police chief apologizes for Islamophobic alert but defends response

At what cost protection? America gets tired of cleaning up after the Avengers in Captain America: Civil War

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10 Slamming doors The people behind bathroom bans across the country are closer than you think

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COVER PHOTO BY RICHARD MARTIN; COVER DESIGN BY CHRIS TOBAR RODRIGUEZ

Bill Burr branches out with Netflix show F Is for Family – but stand-up is still his priority

Monthly debate night Drunken Problem Solving sparks spirited discussion and rewards non-linear thinking

food & drink 17 Sugar walls Ivanhoe dessert bar Better Than Sex garners a reputation as a house of sweet repute

17 Tip Jar

Jon Boisseau, via Facebook I feel like this is the story of my life right

Movies playing this week: Dough, A Hologram for the King and Term Life

now (“When it comes to tacos, I have strong feelings about the good, the bad

music

and the Taco Bell,” April 27). I just moved

28 Who’s on top?

It’s slime time: Rapper Young Thug returns to Orlando

here from Los Angeles 6 months ago. I miss Mexican food. Tacos are to be made

30 Picks This Week

with corn tortillas, and that’s hard to find

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

here. I did find a place off Conway near the

30 Storm the gates

airport called Las Cazuelas. Their beans

Floridian black metal vets Kult Ov Azazel keep the flames burning

taste the same as abuela’s. They are so

31 This Little Underground

good. I’ve only had their chicken tacos and

Bahamian rapper Denzel Curry merges trap and cloud rap; Howling Midnight is one of the brawniest two-piece bands we’ve seen in a long time

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Back Pages 57 Free Will Astrology 57 Lulu Eightball 57 Gimme Shelter 58 Savage Love 59 Classifieds

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

a favor.

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Calendar 34 Selections 36 The Week 37 Down the Road

21 Recently Reviewed

that way on a Friday afternoon, do yourself

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

New details about restaurants coming to Disney Springs, including Paddlefish in the old Fulton Crab House steamboat, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

Could there be a better cocktail to remix for Derby Day than the mint julep? We say thee neigh.

extreme prejudice. If you find yourself out

chicken gorditas, but both were so good. I recommend giving them a try.

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Congress members want answers on Florida’s revised HIV numbers

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leven of Florida’s Democratic and Republican members of Congress want Gov. Rick Scott to explain how the Florida Department of Health revised its count of new HIV infections in 2014 from 6,147 to 4,613.

The Tampa Bay Times first reported the 25 percent change, saying the adjustment was much larger than those made in recent years. The revision happened as Florida “faced criticism for a spike in HIV cases, particularly in South Florida, which led the nation for new infections,” the newspaper reports.

The letter was signed by U.S. Democratic Reps. Kathy Castor, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Patrick Murphy, Alcee Hastings, Ted Deutch, Lois Frankel and Frederica Wilson. It was also signed by U.S. Republican Reps.

Ted Yoho, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, Carlos

Curbelo and Mario Diaz-Balart.

“The large data revision combined with these vague and imprecise explanations has created uncertainty regarding the true status of new HIV infections in Florida, as well as questions regarding [the Florida Department of Health’s] competency and transparency,” the letter says.

Florida’s interim Surgeon General Celeste Philip responded to Congress members Friday by directing them to the newly launched HIV Data Center, which explains how the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention collect state data.

Previously, a FDOH spokesperson told the Times that the CDC “changed the criteria for identifying cases that may have been counted twice or in two different states, causing Florida to have to sift through more records.” – Monivette Cordeiro

UCF police chief apologizes for “Middle Eastern gun man/woman” alert, but defends response

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niversity of Central Florida Police Chief Richard Beary apologized Wednesday for an alert sent out that described a “Middle Eastern gun man/woman” on campus, but defended the department’s response to the situation.

“These are time-sensitive situations,” he says. “I personally apologize if it was insensitive and we upset people. That was never our intent, and I’m big enough to say that. Again, we’re trying to deal with the lives of young people and get information out, and if we make a mistake along that way because we’re acting quickly to save lives, I’m sorry.”

UCF police say they sent out the alert after a GroupMe social media post began to spread online. Students began calling 911, reporting the post and a person who allegedly matched the characteristics at the John C. Hitt Library.

“We were sitting in the stairwell and this girl came in and she was wearing a full Muslim bur[qa], like a hijab, like, everything,” a female 911 caller told a dispatcher. “She looked really panicky and kind of, like, shaky. Like, as soon as she saw us she went to the corner of the stairwell and started, like, falling to her knees.”

The library was evacuated as officers

searched the floors. Acording to UCF spokeswoman Courtney Gilmartin, ultimately police did not find a gunwoman or any suspicious activity. It was later determined that the woman was praying in the stairwell.

During the incident an officer’s AR-15 rifle accidentally discharged as he was putting it away in his car. The bullet went through the roof, and no one was injured.

The Council of American-Islamic Relations of Florida has called on UCF to conduct a complete investigation of the incident.

“While we recognize that a prompt alert is necessary to keep the student body and the rest of the community safe, it is extremely important they investigate how they came up with a ‘Middle Eastern origin’ as part of the alleged suspect description,” CAIR-Florida says in a statement.

“This type of irresponsible and insensitive action contributes to the xenophobic rhetoric that, in turn, translates into an unsafe and unhealthy environment for minority students. This defeats the many positive efforts consistently carried out by the student body and CAIR-Florida to fight against Islamophobia, racism and discrimination.” – MC

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Slamming doors The people behind bathroom bans across the country are closer than you think

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ing for maintaining gender-appropriate facilities, despite the claims of activists.

A student with gender confusion who truly believes he or she is the opposite sex should be treated with care, compassion and kindness, but must not be officially affirmed in his or her confusion, no matter how sincerely held.”

The school board proceeded with the vote despite the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida warning that the rule would “violate Title IX sex discrimination requirements, violate the equal protection clause of the US Constitution, and jeopardize federal funding for the school district.”

For those unfamiliar with Liberty Counsel, this isn’t their first foray into the country’s religious divides. The nationwide organization led by married attorneys Mat and Anita Staver has represented Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, and has been labeled an anti-LGBT hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. But more recently, Liberty Counsel told CBS News earlier this month that it’s been “helping to draft legislation for conservative lawmakers in at least 20 states,” including bills similar to the North Carolina HB2 law.

HB2 mandates that people use the bathroom that matches their birth sex, preventing transgender people who have not transitioned and changed their birth certificates from using the bathroom they feel is appropriate. It sets discrimination policies that exclude protections for LGBT people, and it forbids local municipalities from passing their own policies on nondiscrimination.

In its press releases, the organization cites cases of men they say have used “transgender policies” to sexually harass

hen the Marion County School Board decided in a controversial 4-1 vote last week that they were going to restrict their students’ access to bathrooms based on sex at birth rather than stated gender identity, there was a familiar face among the measure’s supporters.

Liberty Counsel, the Orlando-based nonprofit that says it’s “dedicated to advancing religious freedom, the sanctity of life, and the family since 1989,” was there to represent Harrell Phillips. The Ocala Star-Banner reports Phillips told the board the school district’s policy of allowing transgender students to decide which bathroom to use was violating his son’s Fourth Amendment rights. Phillips’ son was “deeply upset,” according to a Liberty Counsel press release, because he had to share a bathroom with a transgender student who identifies as male at his Ocala high school.

“Our son has been walked in on by a student of the opposite sex,” Phillips told the school board at the April 12 meeting.

“His civil rights, privacy rights and religious liberties have been violated.”

Liberty Counsel lawyer Roger K. Gannam has argued in similar letters to the Marion County School Board and the Brevard County School Board that transgender students are not protected under Florida law. The organization offered to represent the school district if the fight went to the courts.

“There is no legal mandate requiring the district to override the privacy rights of students and concerns of parents, by permitting gender-confused (or attention-seeking) students to inappropriately use restrooms and facilities reserved for the opposite sex,” Gannam writes. “No school district has ever lost federal fund-

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woman and children as the reasoning behind these bills. In an interview with Orlando Weekly, Mat Staver says the organization is against having gender identity and sexual orientation listed under nondiscrimination policies because the terms are “vague” and “subject to potential abuse.”

“Someone can use gender identity laws to enter into the opposite sex’s restrooms, locker rooms or shower facilities,” he says.

“With someone like Caitlyn Jenner, no one’s going to say anything when she goes into the women’s restroom because it’s not a big issue … But if you have a man who objectively looks like a man and now he tells you he identifies as female, you can’t get into their mind to see whether they really identify one way or are trying to abuse the law.”

Staver says his organization is not targeting anyone with the laws and dismisses the idea that transgender people might stop using public bathrooms in fear of the law.

“We’re responding to a phenomenon,” he says. “I think the average person has a problem with the laws from a personal privacy and personal safety standpoint for women. These laws are so broad that they will allow a 16-year-old boy who looks anatomically male to go into the girls’ shower and then say he identifies as female. They would have a right to go in there, infringe the rights of others and invade their privacy and personal security.”

Liberty Counsel was also in the news last week after Anita Staver said on Twitter that she would take her gun into women’s restrooms in response to Target announcing its transgender customers and employees can use whichever store bathroom corresponds with their gender identity.

“I’m taking a Glock .45 to the ladies room,” she wrote. “It identifies as my bodyguard.”

After calling for a boycott of Target, Staver told someone on Twitter she’s not afraid of transgender people, but “I want protection from the perverts who will use the law to gain access to women.”

When Orlando Weekly asked for further details on Anita Staver’s comments, a spokesperson sent us a statement from Mat Staver.

“Women are not concerned about transsexuals committing violence,” he says.

“They are concerned about men using ‘gender identity’ as an excuse to stalk and sexually assault them.”

But a coalition of more than 250 sexual assault and domestic violence groups signed a statement saying the North Carolina law and others like it do nothing to prevent sexual assault, and instead put transgender people in harm’s way.

“Those who are pushing these proposals have claimed that these proposals are necessary for public safety and to prevent sexual violence against women and children,” the statement says. “As rape crisis centers, shelters and other service providers who work each and every day to meet the needs of all survivors and reduce sexual assault and domestic violence throughout society, we speak from experience and expertise when we state that these claims are false.”

Assaulting someone in a restroom or changing room is already against the law in every state, and the North Carolina law is based on a “flawed understanding” of what it means to be a transgender person, the groups argue.

“Transgender people already experience unconscionably high rates of sexual assault – and forcing them out of facilities consistent with the gender they live every day makes them vulnerable to assault,” the statement says.

Gina Duncan, director of transgender inclusion for Equality Florida, says the pushback from religious groups comes from a combination of two factors – the fact that same-sex marriage is now legal and the way that the transgender community is emerging from the shadows as a viable demographic. The Marion County School Board’s decision invalidates the lives of transgender youth and takes away from needed discussion about violence against cis and trans women, she argues.

Duncan says Anita Staver’s online comments were based on a misunderstanding of gender identity.

“That kind of violent rhetoric is exactly what we’re afraid of,” she says. “For someone in her position, knowing fully well her organization is behind these anti-transgender bills across the country, to post something so hateful is completely unacceptable. Transgender people are simply trying to live their lives, and I can only imagine what young people thought when they saw that tweet. It creates a society that’s intolerant and hateful.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Comedian Bill Burr

Funny with a capital F Bill Burr branches out with Netflix show ‘F Is for Family’ – but stand-up is still his priority

BY T HADDEUS MCCOL LU M BILL BURR 7 & 10 p.m. Saturday, May 7 | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-351-5483 | hardrock.com/orlando | $38

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t age 47, Bill Burr has the kind of career that most comedians dream of. The Massachusetts native is both critically respected and commercially successful. Often referred to as a “comedian’s comedian,” Burr is a master at the craft of stand-up, never wasting a word in his premises and punchlines as he rails against modern absurdities while balancing on the line between charming and boorish.

But his newest project, Netflix’s F Is for Family, is new territory for him. The animated show, produced by Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Television and Gaumont International Television, is loosely based on Burr’s and co-creator Michael Price’s (The Simpsons) experiences growing up in the 1970s.

Burr voices the main character, Frank Murphy, the longsuffering, short-tempered patriarch of a typical working class family. But the character isn’t meant to be a direct imitation of Burr’s father.

“It’s an exaggeration of part of [my dad’s] personality, part of Mike Price’s dad and then everybody else’s dad in

the writers’ room,” says Burr. “If my family sits down and watches it, they’ll see little things, but as far as everything else, it’s completely different. Every once in a while, I’ll throw in something that my dad said, and other times it’ll be an experience that happened to me as a child, but there’s always a twist on it because there’s a bunch of other people pitching ideas in there. And I wanted my family to be able to sit down and watch it and not be mortified that I put all of our dirty laundry out there.”

The character of Frank breaks the TV-dad mold by eschewing the bumbling fool trope seen on shows like The Simpsons or Family Guy. The dramatic thrust of the show stems from Frank’s relationship with his family, but it’s over real-world concerns, like eldest son Kevin (Justin Long) failing most of his classes, or wife Sue (Laura Dern) wanting more to do with her life than just be a stay-at-home mom.

When asked if this was a conscious decision by the writers, Burr responds, “Yes and no. I like absurd comedy. I really enjoy it, but that’s not my style. I just thought it would be interesting if, even though it’s an animated show, if we kept it believable, but you still have fun with the animation. Some of the scenes we do, like when [middle child] Bill (Haley Reinhart) goes into the bathroom at the stadium [and wit-

nesses disturbing behavior and hygiene from a crowd of drunken football fans], you’re able to have fun with animation like that. But at the root of it is the mind-altering experience, the psychological damage that that was. We kind of walk that line.”

The show has been praised for its depiction of the 1970s, partly because it avoids stereotypical trappings like lava lamps and bellbottoms in favor of a realistic depiction of a time when cigarette machines were everywhere, kids explored their neighborhoods without supervision and it was socially acceptable to use corporal punishment to discipline children.

“Even though the show takes place in the early ’70s, the throughline is basically that as much as stuff has changed, having a volatile parental figure or going through getting bullied, a lot of the stuff about growing up and being in a family is timeless. So the cars look different or a lot of the technology is different … but generally speaking, raising a family is raising a family,” says Burr.

Despite his new TV career – F Is for Family was recently picked up for a second season – Burr’s first love is still stand-up, and he’s excited when he gets the opportunity to bring it out on the road. “I love doing stand-up more than I ever have. I’ve written a whole new hour and a half worth of material since my last special. It’s just a great thing to go back to all these places that I’ve been to before. I have friends in just about every city.” Burr plans to record a new special later this year, with a tentative release in early 2017.

“My overall career arc is going to be my body of work with my specials,” he says. “Everything else that I get beyond stand-up is gravy.”

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BY SETH KUBERSKY

Monthly debate night Drunken Problem Solving sparks spirited discussion and rewards non-linear thinking

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T. S. Eliot said “April is the cruel-

est month,” and his epigram was especially apropos this year. Since January, 2016 has brought more than its fair share of grief, and the final days of last month sealed the deal with the death of Prince. While fans worldwide mourned the loss of the Artist Formerly Known as the Symbol, Orlando’s local arts community was rocked by a pair of deaths closer to home. The deaths of comedian Matt Gersting and visionary artist Morgan Steele were the kind of senseless tragedies that inspires one to drink oneself senseless. But as seductive as it sounds, intoxication doesn’t solve any problems, so I went searching for a more creative way to toast these talents’ passings. That’s how I ended up on Mills Avenue on a Wednesday night, an hour before Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth was scheduled to take the stage, with a chocolate porter in my hand.

I wasn’t really at Will Walker’s Lil Indies for the beer buzz or the beats, but rather to wash away April’s bitter taste with a bit of Drunken Problem Solving.

While inside Lil Indies they were gearing up for the evening’s show, out on the patio Trevor Fraser – past Orlando Weekly staffer and current Orlando Sentinel contributor – was reading a theoretical scenario to a picnic table of assembled participants: “Super powers are real, though currently only available for the very wealthy. The powers are random and rare. Government agencies have no mechanisms in place for controlling these people, but they’re looking into it. And other companies may make it more affordable.” Once the premise had been set, players split into teams of two or three and began to vigorously debate the various

Drunken Problem Solving at Lil indies challenges and intended consequences that such a super-power explosion would effect in our society.

It may sound like a preposterous situation to be passionately arguing over, but it instantly sparked spirited discussion and non-linear thinking. As Fraser told me, that’s precisely the point of Drunken Problem Solving, more than any actual drinking.

“It’s Drunken Problem Solving in the same way that there’s a martial arts form called Drunken Crane [or] Drunken Boxing. You don’t have to actually be drunk.

It’s just that the thought process is not the tightly controlled process they use in Future Problem Solving,” a similar but far more serious global competitive problem-solving league that Fraser was inspired by. “The original game is very heavily judged. I’m not going to penalize people for using absolute verbs.”

Fraser founded Drunken Problem Solving one year ago at Graffiti Junktion, and relocated it to Lil Indies in October. It’s held on the last Wednesday night of every month, with the winning team awarded a $20 bar tab. The game is broken into two rounds: Teams come up with challenges caused by the scenario in the first round and solutions to the most pressing problem in the second.

Fraser devised the scoring rubric and writes the imaginative backstories himself, which have ranged from universal adoption

of fusion energy to discovering that Santa Claus is real. (Teams decided St. Nick would be a major disease carrier.) He also judges the entries himself, because “there’s too much to read to do it by audience response, [and] it’s very hard to get people to come out and do things like judge.”

Drunken Problem Solving typically attracts a couple dozen players, including regulars like Aubrey Hess, a freelance costume designer. “I think a lot of it has to do with the camaraderie. I know everyone who comes to this at least a little bit, and because of that camaraderie everybody brings something to the table. Everybody has different smarts,” she told me before returning to a heated back-and-forth about parental responsibility for an invisible child, footnoted by references to Animagus registration in Harry Potter.

“I’d really love for this to wind up giving me an actual team to coach for a real Future Problem Solving competition,” Fraser told me shortly before I (soberly) drove home. In the meantime, if anyone needs a thorough examination of the legal, ethical and economic impacts caused by the rampant proliferation of supernatural abilities, drop Fraser a line at facebook.com/ drunkenproblemsolving. I’ll be safely at home on my couch, reading my well-worn copy of Watchmen and hoping that April showers really do bring May flowers. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

Plenty of news out of Disney Springs: The restaurant formerly known as Fulton’s Crab House will be called Paddlefish when it opens later this fall (expect a menu of seafood, steaks and chops); the Daily Poutine will bring in four varieties: Canadian (yay!), French (quoi?), Latin (huh?) and Italian (wha?); it’s a mouthful to say, but celeb chef Art Smith’s restaurant – Homecoming: Florida Kitchen & Southern Shine – is slated to open in June; and finally: Sprinkles, a bakery/ice cream shop complete with a cupcake ATM, opens May 15.

Jill Davis, celebrated sommelier at Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House and 2015 Best of Orlando winner, is leaving the Double Eagle for an opportunity at Failla Wines in Napa Valley.

NOW OPEN Pizza@ Lake Eola has opened on Central Boulevard … Mecatos Bakery & Cafe, specializing in Colombian baked goods and coffees, has opened on Woodbury Road near Waterford Lakes in East Orlando … The Vineyard Wine Bar and Healthy Bistro has opened at the Cascades of Isleworth in Windermere.

OPENING SOON Spoleto Italian Kitchen will open on North Orlando Avenue in Winter Park next to Mattress Firm at the end of May. Another Spoleto will open soon after in Windermere … Lucky’s Market will open on the corner of East Colonial Drive and Alafaya Trail by “mid-summer” … Earth Fare, an Asheville, North Carolina-based grocery store specializing in organic/ natural/healthy foods, will open in the yet-to-be-built Griffin Farms Town Center in Lake Mary.

Sweet treats at Better Than Sex

Sugar walls Ivanhoe dessert bar Better Than Sex garners a reputation as a house of sweet repute

BY FAIYAZ KARA BETTER THAN SEX 1905 N. Orange Ave. | 407-761-8949 | betterthansexorlando.com | $$

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s Better Than Sex really better than sex?

I suppose it depends on what kind of sex we’re talking about, but before this review degrades into a Dan Savage column, let me just say that any advice offered here will focus solely on the intimate details of the après-dinner boudoir of dessert debauchery in Ivanhoe Village.

Yes, food porn is taken quite literally at Better Than Sex. Its walls are accoutered with erotic photographs, and every meal begins with a happy ending. Flirtatious servers slink about selling you on such sweet indulgences as the “Tongue Bath Truffle,” “Cookie Nookie” and “Money Shot” – so, yeah, not the place to hold your kid’s birthday party. The barbs of innuendo add a jovial spice to this dessert-only restaurant, which seems to be just as popular a spot for sucking face as it is for scarfing desserts. Extremely dim lighting sets the

tone, and the French bordello design motif plays right into it, though the occasional flash (of phone cameras, unfortunately) can render an amorous moment impotent.

But there’s plenty here to put you back in the mood. A glass of Freakshow cabernet rimmed with dark chocolate is like libationary foreplay ($10), as is a little cream (house-made Irish cream, that is) in your coffee ($9). After the beverages, make a menu selection from the iPad – no matter the choice, it’s likely to leave you satisfied, and that includes a very orthodox “Missionary Crisp” ($10.69), with skin-on Red Delicious apples and buttery cake topping. Caramelized sugar “flirts” and “balls” of vanilla bean ice cream, while theme-appropriate, aren’t exactly deviant additions. If you’re looking to walk on the wild side, consider the “Morning After” ($11.69) – a sandwich of grilled Danish brie and Belgian dark chocolate dusted in cinnamon and powdered sugar, with a side of strawberry champagne soup for dipping.

The “Twist & Stout” ($12.69) might

sound intimidating, but don’t let the name scare you. The girth of chocolate cake, the tart chocolate center, the glaze of dark chocolate stout – it’s all quite easy to swallow, even with a sugar-shard-encased pretzel penetrating the top of the dessert.

A chaser of Irish cream ice cream was a bit too sweet, but calling something “too sweet” here is like calling a steak at Ruth’s Chris “too beefy.” The “Cookie Nookie Pie” ($9.69) features a warm chocolate chip cookie with pecans wrapped in flaky pie crust and, no surprise here, but: They definitely don’t skimp on the nuts.

You’ll notice the cost of the desserts all end in “69,” and if you’re wondering why, well … you’re probably in the wrong restaurant.

Now to the unpleasantries: Our arms and elbows stuck to the tables. At first we thought it an intentional, if perverse, gimmick, but then I was assured by the staff it wasn’t, and that it’s just one of the unfortunate results of rimming glasses with chocolate, caramel and honey. In fact, servers spend an extra hour after closing wiping down tables even before the professional cleaners come in.

It might be a good idea to get tested after eating at Better Than Sex … for high insulin, that is. Why, what did you think we meant?

EVENTS Master sommelier Michael McNeill hosts a blind tasting at 6 p.m. tonight (Wednesday, May 4) at SOMM. Cost is $35 … The multicourse Jericho Canyon Wine Dinner Saturday, May 7, at Del Frisco’s features swordfish, duck breast and lavender-spiced strip steak. Cost is $175 … The blogger-friendly Food & Wine Conference goes May 13-15 at the Rosen Shingle Creek … Big Mike’s Brew ’N Que, a barbecue and beer class with dinner, is Saturday, May 7, at Highball & Harvest. Cost for the class is $95; cost for the dinner is $85. Get both for $160 …

Beer ’Merica, in celebration of American Craft Beer Week (isn’t that every week?) is 2 p.m. Sunday, May 15, at Gaston Edwards Park in Ivanhoe Village … The first annual Local Chef & Brewer Festival features 12 chefs and 12 breweries whipping up paired meals from 1-4 p.m. on Sunday, May 15. Cost is $45.

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the mint julep

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riting about cocktails in May is always a toss-up, what with its two strongly drinkingassociated “holidays” – Cinco de Mayo margaritas or Kentucky Derby mint juleps?

My personal choice would be the former, but I’ve already remixed the margarita, so I figured this year I’d jump in on the julep.

Reluctantly.

It’s just never been a drink that intrigued me; I find the white sugar and mint kind of cloying atop the bourbon. Nor have I been a fan of Derby parties, nor do I have servants to polish the silver cups – nor a set of silver cups. So the mint julep has languished in some sort of Southern Living drawer in the back of my mind, full of big fancy hats and guys dressed like the KFC colonel with Foghorn Leghorn voices. Once I decided to remix it, I needed to think of ways to tone down the drink’s shrill sweetness (and shed the plantation-chic associations).

CLASSIC fresh mint leaves 1 teaspoon sugar 3 ounces bourbon silver julep cup, chilled crushed ice

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REMIXED • fresh sage leaves • 1 tablespoon fresh-squeezed Meyer lemon juice • 1 teaspoon turbinado sugar • 3 ounces bourbon • crushed ice

Place five or six mint leaves in the bottom of a chilled silver tumbler. Add sugar and crush them together with a muddler. Add crushed ice so that cup is three-quarters full, then pour in the bourbon. Stir briskly until the outside of the cup frosts. Pack with more ice and garnish with a sprig of mint. Serve with a straw.

Place four torn sage leaves and the sugar in a chilled julep cup or glass. Muddle, then add lemon juice, bourbon and some crushed ice.

Swirl until the glass frosts over. Pack with more crushed ice, garnish with a lightly bruised sprig of sage and serve with a short straw.

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First, substituting smoky sage for the high, thin note of mint brought the bourbon into a more interesting, less dessert-y flavor arena.

Next, though there’s no citrus in the original, I thought some Meyer lemon juice might give the sweetness a more rounded dimension. Meyer lemons are a cross between a mandarin orange and the larger, more acidic lemons usually found in your produce section, resulting in a darker, sweeter, smaller citrus fruit that’s definitely worth your time. They’re almost sweet enough to eat out of hand, while still bringing a sparkly acidity to a dish (or drink). I also used turbinado sugar rather than plain old white.

But I did manage to dig up a silver julep cup, and I stuck with the crushed ice and straw. Some traditions are OK to hold on to.

But let’s skip the hats.

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The Sanctum Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. A kale Caesar is anything but one-dimensional, and the harissa-spiced “Mo’Rockin” bowl with cauliflower, beets, candied walnuts and sultanas is faultless. Smoothies and pastries are available for sating the sweet tooth. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso. Note: Dairy and gluten options are available. Open daily.

715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346; $$

Black Rooster Taqueria Tacos at this Mills 50 taqueria are carefully and authentically constructed, with bracing epazote in the vegetarian taco, pickled chile poblano and Oaxaca cheese in the beefand-bacon asada, and earthy achiote in the pork taco. A texturally brilliant kale salad is out of the norm, but well worth ordering, as is a stew of beef shoulder achiote with aji panca. The chocolate-chipotle flan will leave a lasting impression. Closed Mondays. 1323 N. Mills Ave., 407-601-0994; $$

Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House The high-end chophouse scene got a little beefier when Del Frisco’s returned to the city with its colossal, two-story Double Eagle steakhouse. Wet-aged USDA Prime steaks are the specialty, and you’ll feel your wallet crimp with every pricey bite, be it the 22-ounce bone-in ribeye or the wagyu tomahawk chop. Wine lovers will rejoice in the 1,300 labels offered. Dinner only. 9150 International Drive, 407-351-5074; $$$$

Metro Diner Comfort food chain replicates an old-timey diner with its checkerboard floor, counter seating and Depression-era feel. Breakfast (served all day) is the main draw, with griddled items like the nutty waffle and croissant French toast being highlights, though the mandible-testing Pittsburgh sandwich with pastrami and fried egg is worth a try. Open daily. 985 N. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, 407-917-8997; $$ CONTINUED ON PAGE 22

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Morimoto Asia Palatial Disney Springs resto offers pricey, albeit well-executed, pan-Asian eats. Rock shrimp tempura, braised black cod, duck ramen and arresting Peking duck wow, and spicy yellowtail rolls and ethereal otoro are wonderful. Pairing meals with potent potables is easy here: plenty of sakes, beers and wine from which to choose. Reservations are recommended, though the second-floor Forbidden Lounge is a draw for the walk-up diner. Disney Springs, 1600 E. Buena Vista Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6686; $$$$

Market on South Vegan fare: It’s not just for vegans anymore, as this gathering ground for herbivores and omnivores alike demonstrates. In the mornings, lines run out the door for Valhalla Bakery’s delicious doughnuts, while visitors chow down on Dixie Dharma’s victuals – tasty tacos, BBQ pulled jackfruit and Georgia peach sloppy joes, for example – day and night. Humble Bumble kombuchas are also offered, as are Quantum Leap wines and rotating draft beers. Open daily. 2603 E. South St., 407-613-5968; $$

Urbain 40 French Colonial brasserie with a swing-era vibe is a stunner, and the high price you’ll pay is well worth the wallet crimp. Chef Jean-Stephane Poinard’s mushroomy crêpe urbain is reflective of native Lyonnaise cuisine, but stellar bouillabaise and duck three ways showcase his regional chops. Pastry chef Amanda McFall does no wrong, be it macarons, truffles, tortes or potent baba au rhum. 8000 Via Dellagio Way, 407-872-2640; $$$$

KrungThep Tea Time The interior of the Thai teahouse and sandwich joint has a stark, yet soothing, simplicity. The chicken gra-prow will be on your regular sandwich rotation, as will the marinated beef sammie with tangy and peppery jaaw sauce. Also try “naked sanswiches,” aka salads. Brick toast, like the “ka-ti” with condensed milk, coconut ice cream, honey and crushed peanuts, is a must, as are the plethora of teas, offered hot or cold. Open daily. 1050 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-733-3561; $

Tabla Cuisine After an extensive renovation, a new menu and some new personnel in the kitchen, this revamped Indian restaurant hasn’t missed a beat. It’s added a few, in fact, in the form of Chinese and Thai dishes. Skip tamarind-sweetened pad Thai, and opt instead for stellar gobi Manchurian and lemon-coriander soup. Kebabs, be they lamb, chicken or otherwise, are some of the best in town. Desserts can be hit or miss. Closed Mondays. 5827 Caravan Court, 407-248-9400; $$ ■

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FILM LISTINGS Cult Classics: Princess Mononoke Hayao Miyazaki’s magnum opus about the conflict between nature and industry. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Green Room A punk band accidentally witnesses a backstage murder and are trapped by the club’s depraved owner (Patrick Stewart). Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Midnight Movies: Purple Rain Prince’s 1984 classic about a troubled musician trying to make a name for himself in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Source of the greatest soundtrack album of all time. Friday-Saturday, 11:59 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Are you #TeamCap or #TeamTony?

Wrecking crew At what cost protection? America tires of cleaning up after the Avengers

BY MARYANN JOHA N SON

Captain America: Civil War

★★★★★

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hat is the best way to deploy vastly superior abilities against less capable but nevertheless still very dangerous bad guys? How best to minimize collateral damage when those vastly superior abilities are put to use? And what happens when people of good conscience disagree over the answers to these questions?

There’s a recent movie that Captain America: Civil War feels a helluva lot like, and it’s not Batman v. Superman. It’s Eye in the Sky, the drama thriller about drone warfare. The philosophies of both films go way beyond the mantra of “With great power comes great responsibility”; they take that as a given as they explore what, precisely, that responsibility means and how it gets expressed.

The world has had enough of the destruction the Avengers have left in their wake in the movie series to this point, no matter how well-intentioned, and the U.N. proposes that they come under the umbrella of an international oversight panel that will decide where they go, what they do, and also where they shouldn’t go and what they shouldn’t do. But the gang cannot all agree to these limitations, with the two factions aligning behind either Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), aka Iron Man, who believes

they need some reining in – I like to think this is because he’s still feeling guilty over how he became an accidental mad-scientist villain in Ultron – or Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), aka Captain America, who doesn’t want to hand over his autonomy to a governmental body, probably because he hasn’t had the best experiences in the past as a tool of politicians. (His early life as a super soldier in World War II, after all, was all about political propaganda: looking good, not doing good.)

This is almost an Avengers movie in its own right, with so many familiar faces present: kickass spy Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), high-flying Falcon (Anthony Mackie), telekinetic Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen), Iron Man-esque War Machine (Don Cheadle). And they are joined by some newcomers: Ant-Man (Paul Rudd), Spider-Man (Tom Holland) and – most excitingly – badass fighter Black Panther (an absolutely electrifying Chadwick Boseman). When the two factions meet in a spectacular battle over the U.N. issue, it’s thrilling and often amusing, not only because they’re all pulling their punches – none of them actually wants to hurt their friends – but also because we witness them combining their powers in weird, intriguing and effective ways across a grand canvas.

It’s superhero action on a scale we haven’t seen before, and it’s fantastic. The directing team of brothers Joe and Anthony Russo, returning from Winter Soldier, and writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, who wrote both previous Captain America

movies, ensure that all the action sequences are spectacular, innovative and – perhaps most importantly – do not drag on past the point at which you’ve had enough.

But this is primarily a story about Rogers and his friendship with Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan), aka the Winter Soldier, who looks to have committed another terrible and very public crime as a result of his Soviet conditioning as a super soldier and is now being hunted by police worldwide.

Rogers believes in Barnes’ innocence, but is Rogers deluded about his old friend?

Rogers’s super soldier treatment was targeted only at his body, not at his mind, but Bucky’s brain was messed with. Is there any coming back from that? How do you trust a guy that you don’t know you can trust? How far can faith alone in someone take you?

Aren’t some safeguards a good thing?

These are the unspoken questions that hang over everything going on in Civil War, between the world and the Avengers, and among the Avengers and their hangerson themselves. (I cannot decide if I am #TeamCap or #TeamTony … and that’s a marvelous thing.) There’s barely a villain here at all, just unanswerable questions: What legal framework are superhumans best placed in, or can they be placed in one at all? What is the morality of the use of superpowers, even by undoubtedly good people?

One of the things that has made the Avengers movies work so well is that all the characters feel like real people: They are never cartoonish, and, ironically, they are at their most human when they are behaving in superhuman ways. That’s never been more true than in Civil War. And that’s what makes the questions it asks impossible to dismiss as “mere” fantasy. This is one superhero series that only keeps getting more relevant, more pertinent and more necessary.

Mother’s Day Brunch: The King & I Bring your mom to a special screening of the 1956 classic Rodgers & Hammerstein musical accompanied by a brunch buffet, mimosas and live music by the Cook Trio. Sunday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $40; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers The guys who make movies funny, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, revisit one of the most beloved and oft-quoted films of the MST3K era, Time Chasers, the story of a man named Nick who turns his airplane into a time machine with the aid of his beloved Commodore 64.

Thursday, 8 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Science on Screen: October Sky Based on the true story of Homer H. Hickam Jr., a coal miner’s son who was inspired by the launch of Sputnik in 1957 to take up rocketry against his father’s wishes, and who eventually became a NASA engineer. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Spaceballs Enjoy $10 flights of wine paired with popcorn while watching Mel Brooks’ hilarious send-up of sci-fi. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.

Throwback Thursday Movies Watch cult classic favorites at the downtown library every Thursday for the month of May. Thursdays, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

West Side Story Enjoy a musical romance about gang violence on the lawn of Loch Haven Park. Saturday, 8:30 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; film@orlandoweekly.com 407-246-2283; orlandoshakes.org. orlandoweekly.com

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Dough

A Hologram for the King

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Dough Why is this high different from all other highs? A kosher baker hires a Muslim apprentice, not knowing that the industrious young fellow has a side gig dealing weed. When the kid accidentally dumps his product in the baker’s dough, the resulting challah mixture has a decidedly calming effect on their community. A favorite at Jewish film festivals, this dramedy was also classified by the New York Times as “always non-threatening.” (And boy, doesn’t Benjamin Netanyahu wonder how you get that kind of press.) Personally, I’m always receptive to the moral that the key to crosscultural understanding is blazing up as often as possible. Puff, puff, Passover. (NR) A Hologram for the King Hey, you know how the government of Saudi Arabia secretly helped finance the Sept. 11 attacks?

And how it’s all revealed in the redacted pages of a congressional report that many Americans are clamoring to see? And how the Saudi government just snubbed President Obama over that continuing clamor, even though he’s the one who’s been pressuring Congress to keep a lid on it? Well, try not to think of any of that 26

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while you’re watching this movie, adapted from the Dave Eggers novel about a faded American businessman who’s desperate to score an important deal in the land of big oil and public behandings. Critical consensus has the film as technically faithful to the book yet still somehow watered down, with Variety putting us on high alert for the “feel-good” ending. Hey, at least none of it was redacted! (R)

Term Life I generally don’t think it’s a good idea to give a movie a title that reminds Americans of insurance salesmen, unless somebody is seriously planning on making Flo Gets ’Em Out for the Lads. Yet still we have Term Life, a black-comic crime caper in which a master thief takes out a life insurance policy to benefit his young daughter – as long as he can avoid getting murdered for the 21 days it takes for the policy to go into effect. Director Peter “Ralphie” Billingsley once again relies on pals Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, who starred in his directorial debut, Couples Retreat. But with a release this limited, he’s gotta be wondering what Flick and Schwartz are up to right now. (R)

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WHO’S ON TOP? It’s slime time: Rapper Young Thug returns to Orlando

BY MATTHEW M OYER A N D J ESSI C A BRYC E YO U N G YOUNG THUG 10 p.m. Saturday, May 7 | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $40-$100

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ateline: Austin, Texas. During the 2016 South

by Southwest festival, at the height of the music industry insanity, a funeral procession cuts down the middle of Sixth Street; mourners carry a coffin, while a marching band blasts out versions of songs that seem oddly familiar. The casket is spray-painted with a date: 3/25.

And with that, in a gesture befitting a Marilyn Manson or Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Young Thug announced the release date for his latest mixtape, Slime Season 3.

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the last five years, spread out over 14 albums/mixtapes and innumerable guest spots, he has pushed at the boundaries of hip-hop culture both sonically and aesthetically, testing the limits of the art form while achieving that rare mix of critical acclaim and wide-spectrum audience.

Tobias Grave of Portland’s Soft Kill described him recently as “the Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry of trap music.” A coworker sees him more as a David Bowie type (is that even possible?), calling him “an androgynous space alien.”

The takeaway: Young Thug makes no sense, and neither do his fans. He’s a gun-lover who sometimes wears little girl’s dresses as shirts; when he’s not (according to his tourmates and collaborators on background) chasing molly with lean, he’s (according to a recent GQ profile) getting house calls from a doctor who gives him vitamin

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injections “to keep me healthy.” His fans span a range from lovers of avant-garde noise to devoted 106 & Park viewers. The one thing everyone agrees on: No one can understand a damn word he’s saying.

Producer, DJ and beatmaker (Lil Wayne, Rick Ross) DJ Nasty – currently on tour with Beyoncé, bow down – is sanguine about the Young Thug phenomenon, offering broader context from someone who’s seen it all: “America is changing and so is hip-hop. You don’t have to be street to be cool. You can be different, and there are a million others who feel just like you. Look at artists like Lil Dicky or Chance the Rapper. … Young Thug has his own unique sound and style, and most importantly delivers musically.

Mixtape after mixtape, he gives fans what they want and you see that represented in the audience he brings to his show.” His Power 95.3 colleagues concur. Mz. Marina says, “It’s no longer about north, south, east or west in hip-hop … and it’s because of artists like Thug”; DJ Infa Red enthuses, “The way he rides the beat is crazy! He sounds like an instrument.”

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MAY 18TH | 7-10PM Conversations and think pieces about Thugger tend to veer off on tangents – his rap beefs (with Future, Plies, the Game, Lil Wayne and Charlamagne tha God, among others), his oft-flamboyant appearance, his elastic usage of language – but all of that aside, his popularity is indisputable.

And he’s prolific at an astonishing rate, releasing new songs in the blink of an eye.

Lyor Cohen, the head of his label, recently accused YT of recording too many songs and not developing them: “[You] leave them like little orphans out there. You have to come back to them.” (Thug’s reply: “The critics come back to them!”)

North Florida writer/musician/screamer AG Davis enthuses about Thug’s “totally unpredictable, brash, phenomenally bizarre” flow, concluding: “Young Thug is an anomaly, but he is an explosive one. He

just might be single-handedly changing the game, both in terms of what is listenable to under the established rubric of hip-hop, and what is commercially viable as well.”

Now hip-hop heads will get the chance to step away from the internet static and judge for themselves as Young Thug crash-lands into Venue 578 this Saturday.

Local personality Harry Morall, promoter of Talk Yo Shit at the Social, saw Thug a few years ago in Miami.

“He was relatively unknown at that time but even then he put on a really good show,” Morall says. “A-Trak came out and was like, ‘You guys are about to see this guy everywhere,’ and I was like, ‘Hmph, yeah right, everyone says that.’

“But I was schooled that day.”

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Good Graeff Identical twin sisters Brooke and Brit Graeff create enjoyable indie-pop with a folk tinge. If you missed them the last time around, don’t repeat the transgression.

9 p.m. Wednesday, May 4, at Will’s Pub, $8

Yashira Jacksonville fire-breathers Yashira kick off a brief East Coast tour here; recommended for those who dig the sludgy, scummy underbelly of metal.

9 p.m. Thursday, May 5, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Classic Albums Live: David Bowie, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust

Storm the gates

theless, a phalanx of skilled musicians will try

Floridian black metal vets Kult Ov Azazel keep the flames burning

their damnedest to recreate the omnisexual

BY MATTHEW MOYER

This could go wrong in many ways, but never-

alien freakout of Ziggy Stardust onstage.

8 p.m. Friday, May 6, at Hard Rock Live, $16-$31

KULT OV AZAZEL with Wormreich, Masticator, Scytherium, Three Knuckles Deep 7:30 p.m. Friday, May 6 | West End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford | 407-322-7475 | drinkatwestend.com | $12-$14

Reggae on the Block 3 It’s the perfect time of year for a block party, and the annual ROTB dutifully obliges, with four DJs and 14 bands’ worth of sunsoaked vibes.

2 p.m. Saturday, May 7, at 10 W. Washington St., $35-$750

In Dying Arms This Baltimore metal quintet are an unexpected delight, marrying Carcass-style vocals to music that twists and turns from powerviolence to power-metal flourish.

4 p.m. Sunday, May 8, at Backbooth, $12-$14

Audiotourism New instrumental dreamgaze trio brings the occasional angular, post-rock edge to their looping, blissful waves.

8 p.m. Monday, May 9, at 64 North, free

Peter Brötzmann Quartet Saxophone abuser/free-jazz firebrand Brötzmann returns to Orlando for a third engagement, bringing a new ensemble of collaborators along for the ride.

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he hypnotic shriek of black metal usually brings to mind a very particular landscape – primeval forests, harsh winds, snow – but it stands to reason that any type of extreme landscape should bring about an extreme musical response. Why wouldn’t the insane heat, palm trees and tourist hordes of South Florida provoke a similarly antisocial response? Working from that premise, it doesn’t surprise me that Ft. Lauderdale’s Kult Ov Azazel were among the early vanguard of black metal bands in the United States.

From the jump, KOA were decked out in just as much leather, spikes and ghoulish makeup as Immortal or Mayhem, and they dealt in the same raw, wild sounds as their European counterparts, with early works like Order of the Fly and a split with Krieg providing ample evidence.

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dirty and completely in thrall to the horned one. Black metal as a whole has evaded the clutches of the mainstream, and KOA mainstay Xaphan (vocals/guitars) has no problem with this phenomenon. Though he did consent to this rare interview with Orlando Weekly.

OW: What was it that initially attracted you to black metal?

Was there a gateway album?

Xaphan: When Mötley Crüe

came around I thought they were the incarnation of evil on Shout at the Devil. That is until a neighbor turned me onto the Venom albums. From that point on I immersed myself into all the music I could find that espoused all things satanic.

Kult Ov Azazel were among the earliest practitioners of black metal in Florida; were there any sort of extreme reactions?

screen the baphomet on the CDs we would end up burning the tracks onto. It ended up being a family-run company that was overtly religious. When we got our sample of the disc with the image on it we put the disc on since we were curious. ... It ended up having this crazy church sermon on it about the dangers of Satan.

We were the first black metal band to play the island, correct. I don’t remember much for various reasons or another if you catch my drift but I do remember it being sold out and it was total insanity. The fans and people of Puerto Rico made us feel at home and treated us like kings. We went, we saw, we conquered and then we came back home.

Kult Ov Azazel impress because of their singleminded devotion to a singular set of musical and aesthetic ideals.

This is not music for everyone.

It’s theatrical, but not like Alice Cooper; more Hermann Nitsch or Anton LaVey. Xyphon takes pride in the continued use of corpsepaint: “We are one of the few out of the old bands from that era that still do use it. Most have dropped it.” At current count, the band has 15 albums and EPs out, with a new album promised this year. They’ve shared stages with everyone from Black Witchery to Toxic Holocaust and show a dedication to live work that’s more in line with punk ethics. This Friday night, a rejuvenated Kult Ov Azazel burst out of the crypt for a show at West End Trading Co. in Sanford.

What should an audience who may be new to your work expect from you?

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When we were releasing You were the first black metal Order of the Fly, we had hired a band to play Puerto Rico reproduction company to silk- (2009)?

I don’t even know what to expect. Hag (vocals) and I never discuss what he has planned, so just like everyone else, I will find out the night of the first show in Nashville, since we don’t do any “dress” rehearsals. I can tell you that the audience should be prepared for a sonic bludgeoning and the practice of black magic.

A good amount of black metal projects are studio-only, but live work seems important to you.

Everyone in this band enjoys all aspects of what it takes to be a band, both onstage and in the studio. This may come off as elitist, but most black metal bands are studio-only because either they can’t re-create what they recorded or just aren’t proficient enough at their instruments to pull it off live. music@orlandoweekly.com

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Howling Midnight

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Another blindsiding goodbye this week, this time to local artist Morgan Steele, whose personality was as wildly colorful as his painting. As followers of each other’s work, he and I technically knew of each other more than we actually knew each other. But that seeming barrier was heeded far more by me than him – and my world, this world, was brighter for it. There was that one time back in 2008 when he mailed me a package in thanks for getting him hip to a Monotonix show.

It contained a splintered drumstick from the concert and a personal note that was electric in language (go to the Orlando Weekly site and see it on The Heard blog).

Though we weren’t really friends in the conventional IRL way, he was always around, like some sort of radiant spirit, of another dimension but palpably felt nonetheless. And so he remains. Shine on, you diamond.

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Lots of hot South Florida winds blowing up here this past week. Denzel Curry, for example, is an exciting young Bahamian rapper who was launched by fellow Carol City breakout SpaceGhostPurrp and formerly rolled in his group Raider Klan (or RVIDXR KLVN for those young enough to fuck with fussy-ass alphabetical styling).

But he’s staking ground now as his own man and coming hard with real underground heat. Here in Orlando, that manifested in a sold-out house of shit-losing, smokedout kids (April 27, the Social).

His music is the real thing, a forward sound that’s utterly now and of the brave new world being forged by Odd Future et

One of the brawniest two-piece acts we’ve seen in a long time, Howling Midnight could ride as comfortably with the Black Keys as with Queens of the Stone Age. al. But unlike the trial-and-error that happens out on the frontier, Curry is proving himself to be a bright exception already, with an ability to stick his landings with impressive consistency. His merge of trap and cloud rap is a deft juggle of dark otherworldliness and technical grit. The new-school style is there, with deep, stuttering beat drops and ominous atmosphere.

But there’s also airtight technique in his articulated, rapid-fire flow.

Just as remarkable, though, is Curry’s live aptitude. Even under the fever of stage adrenaline that magnifies the executional warts of too many rappers, his verbal campaign of compression and fire stayed impressively on rails. Moreover, his custom visuals – a dystopic fantasy melt of The Boondocks, Terminator and first-person shooters – brought multimedia dimensionality to the show. Add it all up and it’s total ignition. The kid is legit.

With a gorgeously thick modern psychrock sound kin to acts like the Black Angels and the Warlocks, Miami’s Heavy Drag (April 24, Will’s Pub) stole the night last year at one of the Grand Collabs alongside equally excellent brother band the Grey 8s. What I learned later from the

head of their label (buzz-worthy Miami upstart Limited Fanfare) is that Heavy Drag are what became of Lil Daggers, who were themselves a very good band that made some waves several years back, impressing in Orlando in 2011 and 2013.

Over that time frame, the Daggers’ psychedelic pulse had shifted from intensity toward heft, so Heavy Drag is a logical progression.

But while the Daggers buried their edges toward the end, Heavy Drag has threaded a smart needle on their way down into the druggy netherworld, punctuating their narcosis with power, noise and darkness. Their mammoth plod packs every bit of tonnage that their name promises, but they’re also soaring and charged with guitars that peak at wuthering shoegaze heights. It’s a well-tuned aesthetic and, live, it’s gigantic.

The bill yielded a new find in Howling Midnight, an Orlando guitar-and-drums duo that plays dug-in, turned-up blues rock. Unlike the punk and garage underpinnings of the big-name twosomes out there, their strapping sound bears down with more straight rock power.

However, despite the range this template usually implies, they actually showed more amplitude than you might expect, ably handling Motörhead-esque velocity as well as traditional rock & roll jump. One of the brawniest two-piece live acts seen around here in a long time, Howling Midnight could ride just as comfortably with the Black Keys as with Queens of the Stone Age. And I’m pretty sure hardly anyone realizes it yet. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Saturday, 7

Baby Owl Shower EVENTS

No toilet paper games at this baby shower. The Audubon Center for Birds of Prey is hosting its annual Baby Owl Shower to raise funds for their clinic, which cares for orphaned raptors (birds of prey) that have been displaced from their nests. The center uses the funds to buy food, medications and other supplies for the baby birds. Just the food category encompasses “287 pounds of fish, 148 quail, 595 chicks, 679 mice, 93 rats, 5,000 crickets and 4,000 mealworms,” according to the center’s website. You can make a donation or pick up a gift from the Center’s wishlist. And unlike a baby shower where you don’t see the little person you’re buying gifts for, this baby shower lets you see cute, non-releasable baby birds. – Monivette Cordeiro 10 a.m.-2 p.m. | Audubon Center for Birds of Prey, 1101 Audubon Way, Maitland | 407-644-0190 | donations accepted Saturday, 7

Marathon AMF

with the Knick-Knacks, the Areolas, the Palmettes | 9 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | $5 suggested donation

noon | Timucua Arts White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. | accidentalmusicfestival.com | $10 suggested donation

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If there’s anything we love more than the Tittie-Thyme collective’s zines, which encourage women to express themselves in creative ways, it’s their release parties. In addition to picking up a copy of the latest issue, you can often find people selling homemade arts and crafts, raffles for unique prizes and plenty of music. For the release of their 10th issue, Tittie-Thyme is turning the world-famous Uncle Lou’s into a palace to tie into the “decadent” theme. Plus, they’re bringing in three female-fronted bands to provide the soundtrack: Melbourne indie rockers the Knick-Knacks, pop punk powerhouse the Areolas and a reunion of the Palmettes, featuring Tittie-Thyme collective member Sabra Starr. The band called it quits a little over a year ago when two members moved away, so this show might be your only chance to see the six-person indie pop group for a while. – Thaddeus McCollum

The wave of appreciation for modern classical music in Orlando shows no signs of cresting. In the past couple of years, we’ve witnessed an unusual sight: adventurous, young listeners (well, young-ish) filling seats at classical concerts, or even standing at rock clubs, to hear music by Philip Glass, Steve Reich and Alvin Lucier.

No one local group can claim credit for the shift, but Accidental Music Festival has been a big influence. Now they’re presenting possibly the summer’s most ambitious new music event: the Marathon AMF, Saturday at Timucua. Starting at noon, 10 short programs stretching over six hours will function as a kind of buffet of contemporary composition, interspersed with artist interviews and the shared wine-and-potluck mingling that Timucua is known for. Guests can come and go, stay for a few sets or settle in for the whole thing, and be treated to work by Glass, Reich, Terry Riley, William Duckworth, Györgi Ligeti and other giants of experimental, minimal and modern composition. As our definition of “classical music” becomes more fluid, the current of fandom grows stronger; jump in and give it a try. – Jessica Bryce Young

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Saturday, 7

Smashington 2016 MUSIC

The Mills 50 district has carved out its own autonomous arts and culture interzone within metro Orlando, both in terms of the flurry of gigs at venues like Will’s and Uncle Lou’s and larger, collaborative events like Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend and this, the Smashington Festival. Billed as a showcase for local artists and musicians, Smashington is presented by Soul of da City as a full-scale showcase for local talent. And this year’s event is an incredibly ambitious undertaking: five stages, four venues, more than 80 musical acts, performance art, vendors, local businesses and street art showcases.

The participating venues have themed stages; Will’s (Soul Sisters), Uncle Lou’s (Vybe), St. Matthew’s (hosting both the Jamfam and Drunken Masters stages), and a hip-hop marathon at the Kult Clothing Block Party at True Serenity. Given that it’s just a one-day event, this is going to be a deluge of audio and visual stimuli. – Matthew Moyer

ceremony featuring appearances by James Blunt, First Lady Michelle Obama and England’s Prince Harry kicks it all off. These games are meant to shine a light on the holistic recovery that can occur through sport for injured and ill servicemen and women, so as you watch these athletes compete, remember that they represent thousands of others around the globe who struggle every day because of battle wounds, whether visible or not. – Deanna Ferrante

their music down to the bare essentials of speed and anger. And if heavy metal and hardcore history shows us anything, it’s a winning combination. Legendary metal label Relapse seemed to think so too, snapping them up and releasing the well-regarded LP The Tyranny of Will in 2014. The quintet is staging a brief incursion into Florida this week, and it’s a lucky stroke for Orlando. If you like your metal loud, streamlined and ready for a circle pit at a moment’s notice, have we got a Sunday for you. – MM with False Punk, American Party Machine, Rhythm of Fear | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

5 p.m. | Mills Avenue between Virginia Drive and Weber Street | soulofthecity.org | $10 Saturday, 7

Of Misery & Medicine ART

opening ceremony 6 p.m. Sunday, games various times through May 12 | ESPN Wide World of Sports, 700 South Victory Way, Kissimmee | invictusgames2016.org | $18-$65

IRON REAGAN PHOTO BY STEVE KRANDALL

Self-deprecation seems to be a given in the mind of an artist. So as far as stereotypes go, Michael Reyes goes for the gold by describing his art pieces, under the name Terribly Odd, as “exhaustingly mediocre work.”

What follows, however, goes beyond stereotypes and into a world of uniquely dark and somber art. For his latest show, Of Misery & Medicine, Reyes explores the surgical realm through six new pieces, focusing on how physicians operated when medicine was a much more grisly practice. Take advantage of the champagne bar at Pop Gallery, and remind yourself why it’s great to not be alive at a time during which strychnine was commonly found in a physician’s toolbox. – Kim Slichter

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Pabst Can Derby EVENTS

5 p.m. | Pop Gallery, Disney Springs, 1504 E. Buena Vista Drive | 407-827-8200 | popgalleryorlando.com | free Sunday-Thursday, 8-12

Prince Harry’s Invictus Games

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Iron Reagan

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The word “invictus” means “unconquered,” the perfect term to describe tenacious veterans who have persevered despite their injuries. At this year’s Invictus Games, over 500 military competitors from 14 nations around the world are competing in 10 different sporting events, using the grit and determination they carry beyond the battlefield. A star-studded opening

Richmond crossover thrash supergroup Iron Reagan (featuring members of Municipal Waste, Cannabis Corpse and Darkest Hour) hearken back to an earlier generation of thrash icons – Exodus, DRI, Anthrax, Nuclear Assault – but their sound manages to evade the cartoonish excess and nostalgia overload of the “retro thrash” movement. Iron Reagan succeeds by distilling

Aping the old pinewood derby of Boy Scouts days, PBR sets up its Pabst Can Derby at probably the most appropriate venue in town this week. The idea is simple: Make a car out of a PBR can, place it at the top of an inclined track and pit it against another car to see which one’s faster. Drag will definitely be a factor, so try not to put the mouth of the can in the front. You can build your own PBR car at home out of the empties in your recycling bin, or just stop in and use one of the pre-made cars on hand. And if, however improbably, your car ends up needing repairs, Will’s has plenty of raw materials behind the bar. – TM 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | free

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Good Graeff, Dvwez, Zoya Zafar 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8.

Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Punk on the Patio: The Caution Children, Crit, Gillian Carter 8 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $5; 407-354-1577.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

The Strange Trip 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Salsa vs Bachata Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Cafe Night Open Mic 7-9 pm; Ladies Night Blues Infusion Tea, 1600 Edgewater Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 Drive; free; 407-999-5255.

S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; Mac and Cheese free; 407-649-3888.

Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 The Geek Easy Open Mic N. Orange Ave.; free; 7:45 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 407-839-0457.

S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic Patio, 14 W. Washington 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, St.; free; 407-354-1577.

500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; Prom Night Wednesdays free; 407-276-2926.

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Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Werk Wednesday 10 pm; Vain, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-835-3590.

OPERA/CLASSICAL The Met Live in HD: Elektra 6:30 pm; Legendary mezzo-soprano Waltraud Meier is chilling as Elektra’s fearsome mother, Klytämnestra. Soprano Adrianne Pieczonka and bass Eric Owens are Elektra’s troubled siblings. Chéreau’s musical collaborator, Esa-Pekka Salonen, conducts. Multiple locations; $25.56; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com.

THURSDAY, MAY 5

CONCERTS/EVENTS Boyce Avenue 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Cheapo de Mayo: Controla Esto 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Cinco De Mayo Mariachi Night: The Castillo Kids, El Classico 5-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056.

Cinco de Mayo Showcase: Fiona Trapple, Grape la Flame, B8TA, Mtvlmouth, Native Feel, Catalyst 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419.

Cinco de Techno: Carlos Mendoza & Elias R, Mathew Scot, Michael Rosa, Renzo Ruiz, Pacho Berrocal 7 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $10.

Come Back Alice, Ism, Ajeva 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-999-2570.

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May the Fourth Be With You Sip and Stroll

May the Fourth Be With You Sip and Stroll Audubon Park celebrates unofficial Star Wars Day with craft beer, wine and light bites at several locations in the district. If you find all of the Star Wars items hidden at the stops, you’ll be eligible to win a set of vintage Burger King Star Wars glasses and tickets to the next sip and stroll. 5-8 p.m. Wednesday; Audubon

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Park Garden District, 3201 Corrine Drive; $20;

Aug. 13 at House of Blues

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Wall Street Plaza’s Cinco de Mayo Obviously, Wall Street Plaza is where you want to go if you’re looking for the most traditional Cinco de Mayo celebration. Don your favorite sombrero and fake mustache and enjoy live music, drink specials, mariachi bands, bull riding, piñatas and more. 5 p.m. Thursday; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; various menu prices; wallstplaza.net

Cinco de Techno The Milk District throws a MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK PHOTO BY JOE LEMKE

parking lot party for Cinco featuring house and techno music accompanied by complimentary chips, salsa and guacamole until it’s gone. 7 p.m. Thursday; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $10

Derby Day Party Are there enough holidays this week or what? This premier Derby Day party features a buffet, open bars, mint juleps, auctions and raffles, and more. Proceeds benefit the UCF Center for Autism and Related Disabilities. 3:30 p.m. Saturday; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $65-$100; derbydayorlando.com

Colleen Green, May 11 at Will’s Pub

III, June 3-4 at Will’s Pub

Baby Anne, June 24 at the Social

Two Cow Garage, Aug. 12 at Will’s Pub

The Sword, May 11 at the Social

Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena

The Murder Junkies, June 25 at Will’s Pub

Murder by Death, May 13 at the Social

The Claypool Lennon Delirium, June 4 at the Beacham

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center

Motion City Soundtrack, Aug. 13 at House of Blues

Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live

Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live

Modern Baseball, July 1 at the Beacham

Broods, Sept. 1 at the Beacham

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center

Deftones, May 14 at House of Blues Florence & the Machine, May 14 at Amway Center Amy Schumer, May 16 at CFE Arena The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social Screaming Females, May 21 at Will’s Pub Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham !!!, May 26 at the Social Buckethead, May 27 at the Plaza Live Drag the River, June 1 at Will’s Pub Alejandro Escovedo, June 2 at the Social Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend

X Ambassadors, June 8 at House of Blues Refused, June 9 at the Beacham Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center Gogol Bordello, June 11 at the Beacham Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social Guttermouth, June 16 at Will’s Pub Ordinary Boys (Tribute to the Smiths and Morrissey), June 18 at the Social

Aesop Rock, July 5 at the Social Culture Club, July 5 at Hard Rock Live Halsey, July 6 at CFE Arena The Chris Robinson Brotherhood, July 16 at the Beacham Guns N’ Roses, July 29 at the Citrus Bowl David Bazan, Aug. 5 at the Beacham Hey Mercedes, Aug. 12 at the Social

David Liebe Hart, Aug. 14 at Will’s Pub

Gary Gulman, Sept.

16 at the Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live

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Ignition Reunion: Baauer M U S I C History may never remember dance music producer Harry Bauer Rodrigues, but the 26-year-old can claim at least one thing that will forever be immortalized in time: the Harlem Shake. You might cringe now, but let’s not forget when those videos of groups dancing to a short excerpt of the 2012 song “Harlem Shake” were actually funny. Admit it, you’ve probably been in one, whether it’s because your boss forced you or you just got swept up in the Shake Storm. It’s been a few years since the Harlem Shake dominated our news feeds, but the man behind the meme has been anything but dormant. Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Baauer at Venue 578 as he spins bangers from his debut album, Aa, which features heavy hitters Future, Pusha T and M.I.A., among others. – Marissa Mahoney

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Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-648-8363.

Ignition Reunion: Baauer, Prince Fox, Cheat Codes 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$25; 407-872-0066.

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Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

The Source: Nightowls 8 pm; Vain, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25; 407-835-3590.

Yashira, Without, Ad Nauseum, Lavey, Arms 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall,

1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-2709104.

CLUBS/LOUNGES All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Board Game Night noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Chill Out Thursdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

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Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

MarsRadio’s Kick Machine: Indie Rock Smokeout 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874.

FRIDAY, MAY 6

CONCERTS/EVENTS Andrew J. Boyer 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Best Kept Secret 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Blue October 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $28.50; 407-934-2583.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Blue Room Breaks Rewind: DJ Knightlife, Gerard LaBarge 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; contact for price.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John 9 pm; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-2 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

Classic Albums Live: David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $14-$24; 407-351-5483.

Control This!, Yugoskavia, the Ambassadors, 69 Fingers 8 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Old School: A Tribute to Phife Dawg 9 pm-midnight; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056.

On the Verge: Highly Suspect, Slothrust, the Inverted 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Wolf-Face, Flashlights, the 4J’s 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Kult ov Azazel, Wormreich, Masticator, Scytherium, Three Knuckles Deep 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12-$14; 407-322-7475.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Mama’s Batch 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Thornton Park District’s Friday Night Live first Friday of every month, 5 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Accidental Music Festival: Marathon AMF Noon-6 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $10 suggested donation; 407-595-2713.

Constellations: Midwayer, Castillo, Pico 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free.

Dangerkids, Avion Roe 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

Hey Angeline, Back You Devils, Run Raquel 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Hot Pink 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056.

Kayzo, G-Buck, Big Makk 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

Magnolia Park Bluegrass & Folk Music Festival 10 am; Magnolia Park, 2929 Binion Road, Apopka; $4.

Nightcall: Midnight Inspector, B8TA, Telescope Thieves, Pazmal 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $3; 407-228-0804.

Rachel Potter & Steel Union 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-704-6261.

Reggae On The Block 3: The Expendables, Chronixx 3 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $35-$150; 407-246-1419.

Smashington 5 pm; Mills 50, North Mills Avenue between Weber and Montana streets; $10.

Young Thug 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $40-$100; 407-872-0066.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Girl the Party 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $5-$10; 407-412-5039.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

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The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

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Red2 7 pm; Tsar, 611 E. Church St.; free.

Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Signature 10 pm; Fusion 360, 7559 W. Sand Lake Road; $10-$75; 407-985-2900.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Audiotourism, Oklahoma Stackhouse 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Dellacoma 9 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-730-3999.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; $20.

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The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Floetry 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.50; 407-934-2583.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

In Dying Arms, Convictions, A Wake in Providence, Phantoms, Fear the Concept, Save the Fallen, Catcher and the Rye 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$14; 407-999-2570.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

Iron Reagan, False Punk, American Party Machine, Rhythm of Fear 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

OPERA/CLASSICAL MAYSFest 4 pm; An orchestral celebration of the Metropolitan Area Youth Symphony.

Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $10$20; 800-978-0407; maysymphony.org.

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Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

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Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Peter Brötzmann Quartet 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $20; 407-595-2713.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.

Red Elvises, Milka, the Wildtones 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion - College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

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Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982.

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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THEATER Beautiful: The Carole King Musical The inspiring true story of King’s remarkable rise to stardom, from being part of a hit songwriting team with her husband Gerry Goffin, to her relationship with fellow writers and best friends Cynthia Weil and Barry Mann, to becoming one of the most successful solo acts in popular music history. Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 & 6:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $38.75$153.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

E Foram Quase Felizes Para Siempre Portuguese-language play that portrays the unfulfilled expectation of a perfect marriage. Saturday, 9 pm, Sunday, 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $47.68-$56.20; drphillipscenter.org.

Monday Night Cabaret: Coffee Chat With Jessica Cabaret performance featuring John DeHaas. Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12-$15; 407-704-6261.

Orlando Cabaret Festival Featuring the best in jazz, pop and Broadway cabarets for three weeks in Mad Cow’s two theaters. Through May 8; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $12$220; 407-297-8788; orlandocabaret.com.

Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a ten minute short to a full length work. Sunday, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com.

She Loves Me Award-winning family entertainment from Circle Theatre Company.

Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2:30 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 4 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $12-$14; 407-9478465; circletheatrecompany.com.

Singin’ in the Rain This musical has all the makings of a Tinseltown tabloid headline – the starlet, the leading man and a love affair that could change lives and make or break careers. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$33; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

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The Wonderful Wizard of Song: An Evening With Harold Arlen Step into the American songbook with Arlen’s amazing catalog of songs like “Over the Rainbow,” “Stormy Weather,” “It’s Only a Paper Moon,” and many more. Thursday, 7:30 pm, Saturdays, 9 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Jewish Community Center of Greater Orlando, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; $10-$20; 407-6214044; orlandojcc.org.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

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Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians.

Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

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Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com.

Bill Burr Saturday, 7 & 10 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $38; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando.

Cinco de Mayo Comedy Show Thursday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $2; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay.

Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Comedy Night at the Hourglass Wednesday, 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056.

Craig Robinson Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm and Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $32; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted

by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

May the Fourth Be With You Comedy Show Wednesday May 4, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $5; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

First Fridays Burlesque With the Black Garter Dolls Black Garter Dolls is a burlesque troupe specializing in variety acts, classic burlesque striptease, cabaret singing, comedy and more. Friday, 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-3752501; blackgarterdolls.com.

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ART OPENINGS/EVENTS 1st Thursdays: Cinco de May-OMA Celebrate Cinco de Mayo through the expression of paintings, drawings, photography and sculpture using different interpretations of Mexican life.

Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

The Art of Fashion Orlando’s fashion and art communities merge to benefit the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research. This unique event pairs the latest fashion trends from Orlando’s favorite designers, retailers and stylists with creative works from some of Central Florida’s most talented artists.

Friday, 7 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $41.99-$77.87; 407-867-2667.

Art Sampler Spotlight on art by Lydia Bladen, Calvin Dunkle and Mark Goffee.

Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-925-9019.

Departures This annual exhibition highlights images by recent graduates of the Photographic Technology program at Daytona State College. Opening Reception Wednesday, 5-7 pm, through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Florida’s Mountains Alexander Diaz’s photographs hearken back to the early days of traditional American landscape photography.

Opening Reception Saturday, 4-7 pm, through June 11; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753.

Marvel Mayhem Art & Beer Show A tribute to Marvel Comics, this show features original art by numerous local artists, exclusive themed beer tappings and live music. Saturday, 4-8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056.

Meet the Artist Reception A new art exhibit with work from Anne Yates Burst, Debra Yates and Roberto Gonzalez. Opening Reception Thursday, 6-10 pm, through June 17; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

Of Misery & Medicine Terribly Odd Art debuts a collection of works inspired by the medical practices of yesteryear. Saturday, 5-8 pm; Pop Gallery, Downtown Disney, 1780 Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-827-8200.

Picture Element A group show focusing on digital art, with contributions from artists like Thomas Thorspecken, Chaya Av, Dwayne Broughton and more. Opening Reception Saturday, 9 pm, through June 10; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Storytelling and Explorations Fiber artist Bobbi Baugh’s artwork crosses multiple genres and mediums. Her chosen artistic medium is a complimentary mix of two processes: hand printmaking and collage construction.

Opening Reception Saturday, 4-7 pm, through May 31; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

UCF Thesis Exhibition This exhibition showcases graduating senior thesis projects by students in the Photography program at the University of Central Florida. Opening Reception Wednesday, 5-7 pm, through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Unreal More than 30 local artists explore the subject of the unreal and all that it encompasses. Opening reception Wednesday, 7-10 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

You Should Do A five minute, in-person, one-on-one meeting with award-winning conceptual artist Brian Feldman. For the first time in his career, Brian will genuinely consider all pitched project ideas to him during this one-time-only event. Friday, 6-9 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; free; 800-838-3006; brianfeldman.com.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK 33: UCF BFA Exhibition Mondays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-5470; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

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The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Carole Feuerman: Body of Work Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Colorful Abstract Doodles Thursdays-Saturdays, 12-6 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; timewastemanagement.org.

Constructed Abstractions Ongoing; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

Creative Diversity Through May 13; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Ennead Through May 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount

Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

FAVO Artists Open House Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com.

Formento + Formento: Cinematic Chronicles Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2862185; snaporlando.com.

Frank Rampolla: The Figure Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Gallery Talks Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; price of admission; 321363-4406; omart.org.

Happy Hour Tour of the Alfond Inn Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407998-8090; cfam.rollins.edu.

In Exile: Paris and New York Through May 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

InFlux Exhibition Series: Will Cotton Through June

5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.

Jack Levine & Hyman Bloom: Against the Grain Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org.

Mystery Sketch Theater Thursday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

Rats Comin’ Up Through May 7; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

The Sources: Paintings and Drawings by Steve Lotz Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.

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Syd Solomon: Concealed & Revealed Through July 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

EVENTS The Anger Project Deal with your anger by smashing things to the rhythm of a talented drummer and have a professional photographer capture your moment of catharsis.

Saturday, 3-7 pm; Maya Papaya Organic Farm, 245 W. Beasley Road, Oviedo; $150; 407-5015701; mayapapaya.com.

Anti-Cinco de Mayo Ignore Cinco de Mayo with ladies night specials, a pin-up drawing session and a refreshing absence of negative stereotypes.

Thursday, 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; various menu prices; 407-423-3060.

Asian Cultural Festival This festival showcases a wide variety of Asian cultures and talents from Central Florida’s Asian American ethnic groups. There are booths to showcase business vendors, ethnic cuisine and merchandise. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-808-0497; aahc-cf.org.

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Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Baby Owl Shower Bring a gift for a baby owl and get free admission for special conservation themed activities and up-close visits with the educational ambassador birds. Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; Audubon Center for Birds of Prey, 1101 Audubon Way, Maitland; donations accepted; 407-644-0190; fl.audubon.org.

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. Friday, 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407-443-6110; baldwinparkevents.com.

Big Bang Bazaar A curated selection of more than 100 local independent artists and crafters. Saturday, 11 am-6 pm; Melbourne Auditorium, 625 E. Hibiscus Blvd., Melbourne; free; bigbangbazaar.net.

Cinco De Glow A full-on block party with the largest foam dance floor, three live DJs, free prizes and giveaways, and great drink specials. Thursday, 6 pm; Bloodhound Brew Pub & Eatery, 5801 Conroy Windermere Road; free; 407-578-5711; bloodhoundbrew.com.

Cinco de Mayo Patio Party Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with live music, margaritas and a smokehouse spin on traditional Mexican fare. Thursday, 5 pm; 4 Rivers Smokehouse, 1600 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; various menu prices; 407-4748377; 4rsmokehouse.com.

Comics & Crafts: Star Wars May the 4th Be With You Watch movies and cartoons, try themed drinks and crafts and snag a free copy of Star Wars No. 1. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com.

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Cuban cuisine, live guitar music and Sangria. Reservations required. Thursday, 6 pm; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $10; 863-6761408; boktowergardens.org.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Kissimmee Sample lots of different food at this gathering of food trucks from all over Central Florida.

Friday, 6-9 pm; Kissimmee Civic Center, 201 E. Dakin Ave., Kissimmee; various menu prices; thedailycity.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. Sunday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407896-1131; thedailycity.com.

Derby Day Party An exciting day of hats, open bars, mint juleps, raffles, auctions, a buffet and more. Saturday, 3:30 pm; Ember Bar and

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The Derby Day Pub Crawl Get your fanciest hat ready for a pub crawl to Ferg’s Depot, Hooch, Saddle Up and Ember. Saturday, 4 pm; Ferg’s Depot, 78 W. Church St.; $15-$20; 407-367-2952; orlandopubcrawl.com.

Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Experience themed flower and garden displays, educational designer presentations, interactive play areas for kids and much more. Through May 30; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com.

For the Love of Swine The Ravenous Pig holds a prix fixe pig roast with braised black-eyed peas, bacon collard greens, cornbread and maple bacon cupcakes. Reservations required. Saturday, 11:30 am-2 pm; The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter

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Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Jericho Canyon Vineyards Wine Dinner A dinner featuring wines from Jericho Canyon Vineyard with guest speakers Nick Bleecher and Tara Hole. Reservations required.

Saturday, 7 pm; Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House, 9150 International Drive; $175; 407-351-5074; delfriscos.com.

Kingdom of Boardom Explore both classic board games and the cutting edge of current gaming experiences. Thursday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323.

Lake Nona Farmers Market Shop local and benefit wildlife at this unique market. Vendor fees from the market support

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Back To Nature’s efforts to rescue, raise, rehabilitate and release injured and orphaned wildlife and house nonreleasable animals. Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Laureate Park Lake Nona, Tavistock Lakes Boulevard; free; 321-217-6654; btnlakenonafarmersmarket. weebly.com.

Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free.

May the 4th Be With You Celebration Themed food and drink specials and vendors.

Get a 10 percent discount if you wear a Star Wars costume.

Wednesday, 4 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-8024800; obliviontaproom.com.

May the Fourth Be With You A daylong sale on Star Wars merchandise, a screening of The Force Awakens at noon and an X-Wing tournament at 3pm.

Wednesday, 11 am-7 pm; Acme Comics Cards & Collectibles, 905 E. State Road 434, Longwood; free; 407-331-0433.

May the Fourth Be With You Sip and Stroll This all-inclusive stroll includes multiple stops with samples of craft beer, wine and light bites. Participants who find all of the Star Wars items on the stroll will be eligible for a grand prize.

Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; $20; apgardens.com.

May the Fourth: Star Wars Party and Costume Karaoke Dress up as your favorite character to sing karaoke and try themed food and drink specials all night. Wednesday, 6 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; various menu prices; cloakandblaster.com.

Mother’s Day Lunch Celebrate mom and toast the holiday with the Floridian food and flavor of Harry’s, featuring a prix fixe menu of Caribbean-Cuban inspired dishes. Sunday, 10 am-10 pm; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; $34; 407996-8551; rosencentre.com.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Park Lake Highland Community Farmers Market A weekly farmers market in the FAVO lot. Saturdays, 9 am-2 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231.

Wall St. Plaza’s Cinco de Mayo The biggest downtown Cinco de Mayo party features live music, bull riding, drink specials, mariachi bands, mustaches, sombreros and more. Thursday, 5 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

Rosen Centre Mother’s Day Brunch Celebrate mom this Mother’s Day with the family at a full gourmet buffet brunch. Sunday; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; $46.95; 407-9968551; rosencentre.com.

Rosen Plaza Mother’s Day Brunch Hosted in the hotel’s grand ballroom and featuring a delightful array of gourmet treats prepared specially for mom. Sunday, 11 am-4 pm; Rosen Plaza Hotel, 9700 International Drive; $41.95; 407996-0256; rosenplaza.com.

Rosen Shingle Creek Mother’s Day Brunch Enjoy more than 40 dishes plus unlimited champagne and mimosas and an array of chef’s stations. Sunday, 11:30 am-7 pm; Rosen Shingle Creek Resort, 9939 Universal Blvd.; $65.95; 407-996-3663; rosenshinglecreek.com.

Small Business Week Awards The Greater Sanford Regional Chamber of Commerce hosts its annual awards breakfast to honor small business owners who have been nominated by the local community.

Wednesday, 7:30-9:15 am; Heathrow Country Club, 1200 Bridgewater Drive, Heathrow; $20-$250; 407-322-2212; sanfordchamber.com.

Star Wars Day Learn the ways of the force, create R2-riffic crafts and defeat the Dark Side with your trivia knowledge.

Wednesday, 3-5 pm; Edgewater Library, 5049 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-835-7323.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays,

Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park.

Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

Woodstock 2016 A weekly community arts and awareness event featuring live music, art, food trucks, a silent disco and more. Saturdays, 7 pm; Woodstock Orlando, 500 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $7; woodstockorlando.com.

LEARNING Knitting Basics Join instructor Sue Burley. Adults and teens welcome. Please bring your own yarn and needles. Mondays, 3:30-5 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

Salsa for Beginners Learn the basics of salsa, including timing of music, proper footwork, turns and patterns. Tuesday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Chickasaw Library, 870 N. Chickasaw Trail; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

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Vietnamese Cooking With Ha Roda Join Pho Queen Ha Roda for a delicious demonstration of Vietnamese steamed dumplings. Monday, 3-5 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

What’s Up Downtown: Getting Around Downtown Learn about transportation options around the downtown area as well as a new gamification program for the downtown Orlando commuter. Thursday, 8:30 am; Lynx Central Station, 455 N. Garland Ave.; free; 407-8415969; downtownorlando.com.

Zen in the Den Weekly nonreligious meditation session.

Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7 pm; 407677-9669; redlionpub.org.

Bike to Work Day Join Mayor Buddy Dyer on a community bike ride from Festival Park to downtown for the 17th annual Bike to Work Day. Friday, 7:30 am; Orlando Festival Park, East Robinson Street and North Primrose Drive; free; cityoforlando.net.

Free Comic Book Day Signing With Jason Fabok DC artist Jason Fabok stops in to sign comics for fans on Free Comic Book Day. Saturday, 11 am-9 pm; Mike’s Comics, 8110 S. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-8546222; mikes-comics.com.

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Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Best of There Will Be Words The fifth anniversary of There Will Be Words with readings from the 2015 finalists. Tuesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Deca-Dance: Tittie-Thyme’s 10th Release Release party for Tittie-Thyme’s latest issue with live music from the KnickKnacks, the Palmettes and the Areolas. Friday, 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Free Comic Book Day All area comic shops will have free comics to give away, plus special events, contests, giveaways, activities and more.

Saturday; multiple locations; free; freecomicbookday.com.

Orlando Story Club: The Search Listen to or tell stories about searching. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $5; 407-704-6261.

Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com.

Under the Influence Storytelling series hosted

by Mandaddy in which local luminaries share stories about the songs that influenced their lives. Thursday, 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

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Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-2363316; fleetfarming.com.

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FAMILY Elephant and Piggie’s “We Are in a Play!” In this toetapping musical, best friends Elephant and Piggie sing and dance their way through pachydermal peril and swiney suspense as they face fundamental questions. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 10:15 am & noon, Saturdays, 2 pm and Wednesdays, 10:30 am; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407-447-1700.

Free Family Days Make your own crafts, get a tour with a docent or check out the museum’s open house. Second Sunday of every month, noon; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery.

Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

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B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Canelo vs. Khan Live The Middleweight World Championship, broadcast live from Las Vegas. Saturday, 9 pm; multiple locations; $21.30; fathomevents.com.

pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $26.63-$266; 407423-2476; orlandocitysc.com.

The Pabst Can Derby Race cars made out of PBR cans.

Monday, 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces (walkers and dogs included). Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321246-6999; craftedorlando.com.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American mah-jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules.

Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Ten10 Run Club A group run series on the Orlando Urban Trail beginning and ending at the Ten10 Brewery. second Tuesday of every month, 6:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-9308993; ten10brewing.com.

Central Florida Women’s League Derby Gala An afternoon of cocktails, heavy hors d’oeuvres and the race, followed by the Winner’s Party. This event benefits the Central Florida Women League Foundation. Saturday, 4-9 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $175; 407-388-51361; cfwl.org.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation.

Glow With the Flow Yoga Glow in the dark yoga with optional face and body paint. Thursdays, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $15.

Yoga in the Pub Firefly Yoga Company takes over Rogue Pub for a morning yoga session followed by a complimentary beer tasting. First Saturday of every month, 9:30 am; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; $15; 407-985-3778; fireflyyogacompany.com. ■

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Mother’s Day at Leu Gardens Take a stroll with your mom exploring 50 acres of beautiful gardens including the historic home. Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407.246.2620; leugardens.org.

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LULU E IG HT B A L L

“You’re losing what you’re hanging onto to keep safe. You’re losing habits that you’re comfortable with, you’re losing familiarity.” I nominate these thoughts to serve as your words of wisdom in the coming weeks. From an astrological perspective, you are in a phase when luxuriant growth is possible. To harvest the fullness of the lush opportunities, you should be willing to shed outworn stuff that might interfere.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) “Silence is not silence, but a limit of hearing,” writes Jane Hirshfield in her poem “Everything Has Two Endings.” This observation is apropos for you right now. There are potentially important messages you’re not registering and catalytic influences you can’t detect. But their apparent absence is due to a blank spot in your awareness, or maybe a willful ignorance left over from the old days. Now here’s the good news: You are primed to expand your listening field. You have an enhanced ability to open certain doors of perception that have been closed. If you capitalize on this opportunity, silence will give way to revelation.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Your ability to accomplish magic is at a peak and will continue to soar for at least two more weeks. And when I use that word “magic,” I’m not referring to the hocus-pocus performed by illusionists like Criss Angel or Harry Houdini. I’m talking about real feats of transformation that will generate practical benefits in your day-to-day life. Now study the following definitions by writer Somerset Maugham and have faith in your ability to embody them: “Magic is no more than the art of employing consciously invisible means to produce visible effects. Will, love and imagination are magic powers that everyone possesses; and whoever knows how to develop them to their fullest extent is a magician.”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) According to author Vladimir Nabokov, the Russian word toska means “a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness.”

Linguist Anna Wierzbicka says it conveys an emotion that blends melancholy, boredom and yearning. Journalist Nick Ashdown suggests that for someone experiencing toska, the thing that’s yearned for may be “intangible and impossible to actually obtain.”

How are you doing with your own toska? Is it conceivable that you could escape it – maybe even heal it? I think you can. I think you will.

Before you do, though, I hope you’ll take time to explore it further.

Toska has more to teach you about the previously hidden meaning of your life.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) “Gandhi’s autobiography is on my pillow,” writes Cancerian poet Buddy Wakefield. “I put it there every morning after making my bed so I’ll remember to read it before falling asleep. I’ve been reading it for six years. I’m on Chapter 2.” What’s the equivalent phenomenon in your world, my fellow Crab? What good deed or righteous activity have you been pursuing with glacial diligence? Is there a healthy change you’ve been thinking about forever, but not making much progress on?

The mood and the sway of the coming days will bring you a good chance to expedite the process. In Wakefield’s case, he could get up to Chapter 17.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) In the 16th century, European explorers searched South America in quest of a mythical city of gold known as El Dorado. Tibetan Buddhist tradition speaks of Shambhala, a magical holy kingdom where only enlightened beings live. In the legends of ancient Greece, Hyperborea was a sunny paradise where the average human life span was 1,000 years and happiness was normal. Now is an excellent time for you to fantasize about your own version of utopia. Why? First, your imagination is primed to expand. Second, dreaming big will be good for your mental and physical health. There’s another reason, too: By envisioning the most beautiful world possible, you will mobilize your idealism and boost your ability to create the best life for yourself in the coming months.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “Anytime you’re going to grow, you’re going to lose something,” said psychologist James Hillman.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) On Cracked.com, Auntie Meme tells us that many commonly held ideas about history are wrong.

There were no such things as chastity belts in the Middle Ages, for example. Napoleon’s soldiers didn’t shoot off the nose of the Sphinx when they were stationed in Egypt. In regards to starving peasants, Marie Antoinette never derisively said, “Let them eat cake.” And no Christians ever became meals for lions in ancient Rome’s Colosseum. In the spirit of Auntie Meme’s exposé, and in alignment with the astrological omens, I invite you to uncover and correct at least three fabrications, fables and lies about your own past.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Poet Charles Wright marvels at the hummingbird, “who has to eat 60 times his own weight a day just to stay alive. Now that’s a life on the edge.” In the coming weeks, your modus operandi may have resemblances to the hummingbird’s approach. I don’t mean to suggest that you will be in a manic survival mode. Rather, I expect you’ll feel called to nourish your soul with more intensity than usual. You’ll need to continuously fill yourself up with experiences that inspire, teach and transform you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Anybody can become angry,” said Greek philosopher Aristotle. “That is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody’s power and is not easy.” I’m pleased to inform you that now is a time when you have an exceptional capacity for meeting Aristotle’s high standards. In fact, I encourage you to honor and learn all you can from your finely honed and well-expressed anger. Make it work wonders for you. Use it so constructively that no one can complain.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) To celebrate your arrival at the height of your sex appeal, I’m resurrecting the old-fashioned word “vavoom.” Feel free to use it as your nickname. Pepper it into your conversations in place of terms like “awesome,” “wow” or “yikes.” Use a felt-tip marker to make a temporary VAVOOM tattoo on your beautiful body. Here are other enchanted words you should take charge of and make an intimate part of your daily presentation: verve, vim, vivid, vitality, vigor, voracious, vivacious, visceral, valor, victory and VIVA! AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) When he was a boy, Mayan poet Humberto Ak’ab’al asked his mother, “What are those things that shine in the sky?” “Bees,” she answered mischievously.

“Every night since then,” Humberto writes, “my eyes eat honey.”

In response to this lyrical play, the logical part of our brains might rise up and say, “What a load of nonsense!” But I will ask you to set aside the logical part of your brain for now. According to my understanding of the astrological omens, the coming days will be a time when you need a big dose of sweet fantasies, dreamy stories and maybe even beautiful nonsense. What are your equivalents of seeing bees making honey in the night sky’s pinpoints of light?

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “Sometimes, a seemingly insignificant detail reveals a whole world,” says artist Pierre Cordier.

“Like the messages hidden by spies in the dot of an i.” These are precisely the minutiae that you should be extra alert for in the coming days. Major revelations may emerge from what at first seems trivial. Generous insights could ignite in response to small acts of beauty and subtle shifts of tone. Do you want glimpses of the big picture and the long-range future? Then be reverent toward the fine points and modest specifics.

Her name might be Sassy, but she is as sweet as can be!

Sassy (A347019) is a 5-yearold dog who was recently surrendered to the shelter because her owner was moving and couldn’t take her with him. This pretty pup is very calm and laid-back. She enjoys eating treats, and she loves to be petted! Sassy is smart and walks very well on a leash. If you are looking for a mellow dog who will be your loyal best friend, adopt Sassy! The adoption fee for dogs is $55, and that includes sterilization, vaccination and a microchip. However, for the month of May there will be a few different adoption promotions.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’m a 31-year-old straight woman: good job, great friends, average attractiveness. I’ve dated close to 30 men at this point, and I can’t wrap my head around this: I’ve never had a boyfriend or dated anyone for more than a couple of months.

It’s really starting to wear on my self-esteem. I don’t believe anything is wrong with me, but the more time goes on, the more I think I have to be doing something wrong. The guys ghost me or things fizzle out. Another area of concern: I’m still a virgin. Catholic guilt resulted in me being a late bloomer, with my first kiss at 21. Due to my low self-esteem, coupled with the fact that I’ve decided I want to be in a monogamous committed relationship with a guy before having sex, relationships just never happened. I don’t have unrealistic expectations that I’ll marry the first dick that sticks itself into me – but I’ve waited this long, so I’m not going to jump into the sack with just anyone without knowing that I can at least trust them. Is something wrong with me, and what the hell should I do?

What’s Wrong With Me?

I get variations on the first half of your question – is something wrong with me? – all the time. But it’s not a question I’m in a position to answer, WWWM, as I would need to depose a random sampling of the guys you’ve dated, interrogate your friends and grill you under a bare lightbulb for a few days to figure out what’s wrong with you.

And you know what? Nothing could be wrong with you. You may have pulled the short straw 30 times in a row, and you just need to keep getting out there and eventually you’ll pull a guy who won’t ghost or fizzle on you.

As for the second half of your question …

What the hell should you do? Well, gee. What you’ve been doing hasn’t worked, so maybe it’s time to do something else. Like fuck some dude on the first date. Or if that’s too drastic, fuck some dude on the second date.

While the commitment-and-monogamy-first approach has worked for some, it hasn’t worked for you. And being a virgin at 31 isn’t boosting your self-esteem. There are lots of people out there who jumped in the sack and did a little dicksticking with people they barely knew but had a good feeling about. The jumping/sticking/dicking approach doesn’t always lead to committed and/ or monogamous relationships, but it can and it has and it does. You might have higher self-esteem if you finally got some, and dispensing with your virginity might make dating seem a lot less fraught.

I’m a virgin in my late 20s. I’m not waiting until marriage, just for the right person. I’ve dated enough and had enough fun to continue being a happy, normal, socially competent guy, much to the disbelief of my various knuckle-dragging, vagina-blinded pals. I’ve been dating this gal for a few months. She’s special – we have tons of chemistry and she cares about me. We had a brief conversation about my lack of sexperience when we first started dating, and she was very cool about it. I really like this girl, but I’m not sure yet if she’s the future Mrs. Not only am I concerned about her feelings if things don’t work out, but I’m also concerned that I might become vagina-blinded – that I might immediately tell this girl I want to spend

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my life with her just because she’s having sex with me only to find myself a few years down the road feeling trapped. Am I having silly virgin worries?

What should I do?

Very Indecisive, Really Gettin’ Naughty

You should fuck this girl already – provided, of course, that this girl wants to fuck you.

You could wind up saying things you come to regret or have to walk back – her vagina might be that bedazzling – but that’s an unavoidable risk, and not one that’s unique to virgins. The right vagina, ass, face, skill set or bank balance can blind a fucker with decades of experience. The only way to avoid vagina-blindness – or ass-blindness, etc. – is to never have sex with anyone. And I don’t think you’re interested in celibacy, so stop freaking out about the risk that you’ll imprint, duckling-like, on the first vagina your pee-pee sees the inside of.

You must also eliminate “sexperience” from your vocabulary, VIRGN, as it’s equal parts cloying and annoying.

I’ve been with my boyfriend for more than a year. He’s the first person I’ve had sex with. Four times now while we were having passionate sex, he has slipped out of my vagina and accidentally penetrated me anally. That shit hurts, and I can’t help but cry. I know he feels super guilty each time. I love sex, but I’m kind of scared every time we have it now. We’ve engaged in a little anal play before, and I wasn’t really a fan. But I’m not adverse to the idea of using a butt plug. Do you think this would work? Surely other people have this problem too, right?

Wrong Hole, Anal Torment

My own personal sexperience with anal led me to doubt claims of accidental anal penetration, WHAT, as anal penetration always required focus, precision and proper breathing techniques – in my own sexperience. But listeners of the Savage Lovecast schooled me in Episode 340, and I’m now convinced that accidental anal penetration is something too many women have sexperienced.

(Do you see how annoying that is, VIRGN?) A strategically deployed butt plug sounds like a sexcellent solution to the problem, but get yourself a plug with a wider-than-usual base to prevent your boyfriend’s misdirected cock from pushing the plug, base and all, all the way in you (ouch) or his misdirected cock from sliding in alongside the plug. (If you hate single penetration, you’ll really hate double penetration.)

If the problem persists even with a plug – if your boyfriend’s cock is constantly slamming into the plug in a way that you find uncomfortable – a thumbtack glued to the base of the plug will inspire your boyfriend to be more focused and precise.

And speaking of the Savage Lovecast, we’re coming up on our 500th episode, which is a significant milestone for this relatively new genre/ platform/doohickey. If you’re not already listening, find it here: savagelovecast.com. And a big thanks to Nancy Hartunian, the Lovecast’s producer since Episode 1, and to the tech-savvy, at-risk youth who pushed me to start podcasting before it was cool.

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2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 4450867 #05151 Jeff Cameron hsehold goods,etc; #08037 WendyMartin hsehold items #05033 Carmela Ibrahim hsehold items etc; #03022 Betuna Laplace hsehold items #05104 Mark Battle Hsehold items etc; #02060 Dwanda Evans hsehold items etc; #02068 Christina Clark hsehold items etc; #06008 Wendy Martin household furniture and items etc; #06067 Markeith Harris furniture etc; #02118 Edward Smith Jr, hsehold furniture and items etc;#02119 Idris Coleman hsehold furnture and items etc;#06037

George Plaisted 5x5 toddler beds, toys and boxes, #8020 Jeffrey Tostes boxes, clothes; #07036 Clennon Everett Hsehold items; #01020 Ryan Brady hsehold items etc;#09003 Hugo Luque boat and trailer(1997/BIY hull # BIYB09BB1697) Tag number on trailer 337 ISB (7/15) tag #05160 Andrea Mendiola Hsehold furniture,items,etc 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #042 Laurie Kiner -Household items # 305 Veronica Valdez -household goods,#507 Steven Brooks- household items, #402 Tiffany James- furniture #653 James Kurzawinski- household goods,# 720 Renata Mohn - household goods.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1003-Gerald SimonsClothing boxes, #4041-Cathy ParrishFurniture, household items, household items, #3035- Mark Stephens- Household items, #1014- Sallye Marbury- Furniture Boxes, #2013 – Sana AhmedFurniture, Clothes, Boxes, Household Goods, #4011- Michele Cooks- Furniture, Boxes, Household Goods, Clothing, #4108- Clarissa MolesHousehold Goods, #1073- Latrisha Battle- House-hold Items, #3137- Melissa Martinez- Fully furnished apartment, #4086-Terrence Herring- Clothes and bags, #1012- Zachary Irvine- House hold items, #3049- Lakeisha LampkinHousehold goods, #1103B- Travis Mccaskill- Boxes, #4073- Joshua SmithBags and clothing, #1049- Beverly Aponte- Household Items, #2033- Robert Joseph- One bedroom apartment, couch, tables, boxes, 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #530 – Jeramy Grenier – Household goods, Electronics, Furniture; #814 – Brookman Thomas J – Household goods, Furniture, Tools 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #1025 Karen Mulcahy – Household items goods. #3148 April Anderson-Household Goods. #4090 Angela RichardsonHousehold goods boxes. #3133 Derek Roberts-Electronics, tv's, game systems, computer and monitor and car hood and rims. #3082 Anthony Castille- Household goods. #3111 Carline Charles-Household goods TV beds furniture. #4065 Wenona Howard Simpson- Furniture and boxes. #4038 Kenneth Wesley-Computers and misc.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #1348 Scott Turner – couch, dresser, bedroom set, household items.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958#500-Vincent C Booker-furniture, #720-Garvey Johnson-piano,cabinets, #925-Micky Hollihan-household items, #450-Dalila Rhea-furniture, #900-Emiko Jolomi Asifor-Touyo-home items, #1131-Raquel Calderon-home items, #114-Alison Dries-household items, #644-Eric Maddox-household items, #437-Johnny Ashley-household items, 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 0866-Christa M Edwardshousehold goods,0058-Mackenzie McLean-household goods,0450-Marse Sapp-household goods,0658-Philip Dudley-household goods,0047-Shemecah Pitterson-household goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 8181681#2263 Kyle Sparkowski – Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 2125890 #1020-Gonzalez David- Household goods, #1320-Orr Cory-Household goods, #1444-Guadalupe Aileen JanetHousehold goods, #9012-Carlos Arenas- Household goods, #1421-Amanda Ann Detillion- Household goods, #1015-Ramon Rivera-Material and Tools.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 4500345 #1034 Cherla Laurent- Household Goods #1036 Cherla Laurent- House-

hold Goods #2440 Anthony HicksHousehold Goods.

The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Notice of Sale: Ample Storage - Colonial 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807, 407-281-4144 To: Unit # Tami A Loechner – Ironing board, speakers, shelves, misc. bins and bags Mattress/ box spring: 355H. Duanny M Alcantara – Box spring, hand trucks, boxes, fridge, misc. Household items: 269.

Tiffany M Law – Misc. boxes, Mattress, box spring, toys, bed frame: 404H. Brenda Goodman-Meadows – Compressor, air hoses, fishing rods, office stool, misc. tools and personal items: 033H. Folker J Hanze – Picture frames, Clothes, Fan, Misc. boxes/household items personal items: 248. Stephanie Colon – Mattress, box spring, tool box, misc. boxes and household items: 405H. Henry Freeman – Shoes, bucket, foam top, tool box: 317H. Jonatan Gonzalez – Sofa, lamp, DVD/CD rack, misc. items, tv stand, boxes: 311. Ample Storage - Colonial, 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807, has possessory lien on all of the goods stored in the prospective units above. All these items of personal property are being sold pursuant to the assertion of the lien on May 12, 2016 at 2:00P.M in order to collect the amounts due from you. The sale will take place at 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807. This is April 21, 2016.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, MAY 18, 2016 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www.storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0208 CORI ELIZABETH JACKSON; 0348 DONALD L PARAMORE; 0436 ANDRES JOSE MARQUEZ; 0529 ALAN LENWOOD COOPER; 0729 SHARDAY TELISHA KNIGHT; 0733 MICHAEL T JONES; 0737 VICTOR DETERS; 0750 SKERSHLIE SIMON; 0837 TAMYRA LATOYA REED; 1231 TESHIA THONTE BENJAMIN; 1703 NICOLE DOROTHY ANNIE KELLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1010 RHONDA SHEKAY ROANE, 1032 MONESHA KALONIE MOORE, 1059 ANGEL DENISE YOUNG, 1086 IVETTE PUERTA, 1102 SHARON LESLEY JOHNSON, 1118 BARBARA EDMONDS, 2052 BEVERLY NICOLE MOBLEY, 2076 RICHARD ANTHONY RENTZ, 3009 HARVEY L COLEMAN, 3218 IVETTE PUERTA, 3295 ROSE FERGUSON, 4025 KIARA HOWARD, 4083 LAKISHA SANQEATA OWENS, 4100 KASANDRA MARIE HARKER, 4102 DELILAH FIGUEROA, 5054 HARVEY L COLEMAN, 6039 VILMARYS COLLADO, 8007 TREVOR COBB GREATER VIEW ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES, 8035 STEVEN QUILES CUSTOM MADE BY STEVEN, 8036 STEVEN QUILES CUSTOM MADE BY STEVEN.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE ESTATE OF: WILLIAM GIEDOSH, Deceased.

FILE NO. 2015 CP 3345, PROBATE DIVISION NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate WILLIAM GIEDOSH, deceased, whose date of death was June 14, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 4/27/2016. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Kathy D. Sheive, Esq., Attorney, Florida Bar Number: 0752509, 318 N. John Young Parkway, Suite 1, Kissimmee, FL 34741. Telephone: (407) 944-4010, Fax: (407) 944-4011, E-Mail: kdsheive@gmail.com, Secondary EMail: kathysheive@gmail.com. Personal Representative: /s/ Cynthia A. Burns, 519 Elwood Avenue, Pitman, New Jersey 08071-1212.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1997 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG22K8VU178121 1991 Nissan VIN# 1N4DL01D8WC166872 1997 Honda VIN# 1HGCD560XVA193542 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 18, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE of Public Sale Storage Zone – Longwood - Personal Property consisting of couches, beds, TVs, Clothes, boxes of household goods, and other personal items used in the home, office, or garage will be sold for CASH or otherwise disposed of on May 25th 2016 at 120 Highline Drive. Longwood, FL 32750 at 10:00AM to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees due in accordance with Florida Statutes Self-Storage Act 83.806 and 83.807. All items or spaces may not be available at the time of sale. Frances Connell 1407, Larry Bair 631, Lissa Ward 2203, Igor Rodriguez Caceres 833, Stig Gruen 1013.

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

1998 FORD VIN# 2FTRX18L9WCB20873 1999 CHEVROLET VIN# 1GNEK13R7XJ399906 1999 VOLVO VIN# YV1LW55A2X2548813 2000 CHEVROLET VIN# 1G1NE52J2Y6301509 1999 BMW VIN# WBAAM3333XCA82301 2004 HONDA JET SKI VIN# HPSB0224B404 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on May 23th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday MAY 25, 2016 Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM:#116Higgins, Sean M; #131-Ruark, Sharon; #396-Hiatt, Luke Thomas; #405-Hernandez, Jose Gregorio Azuaje; #343-Mullican, April; #457-Cruz, Andeudis Colon Javier, #921-Aime, Melita Bien 2004 Chrysler Sedan Vin # 1C3EL46X54N2144441, #935A- Folowoshele, Racheal 1993 Toyota Vin# 4T1VK13E9PU050262 MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 AT 10:30AM: #0018-Aldridge, Stanley; #0047-Carlton, Janice Sistrunk; #0166-McCloud, Celestia L. & McKen Lawn Service + More; 0191-Moore, Margaret PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:30AM: #0135 - Harris, James Daniel; #0174 - Yensi, Michael John; #0232 - Bullock, Latasha Monique; #0256 - Barrington, Felix Kwamina; #0293 - Young, Quidry Drashawn; #0337 - Williams, Cordney Shantel; #0370 Zackery, Kevin Leshawn; #0483 - Johnson Dorner, Joyce; #0597 - Rothrock, Marilyn Ruth; #0614 - Whipple II, Mark; #0643 - Marcelino, Brent Nolan; #0794 - Tigreros, Antoinette Frances; #0908 - Amoah, Kwadwo; #0936 - Sears, Heather Fawn, #734 Seymour, Frank PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 12:00PM: #29-Bill Gaston Sr; #126-Aisha A Snow; #132-Ezell Pringle Jr; #136-Donne Lee Ann Moore; #204-Terry A Beden; #223-Kalisha R Oliver; #238-Stephanie N Evans; #276-Anne M Holthusen; #280-Aubrey Brown; #284-Ernesto Velez Rodriguez; #371Latasha D Adams; #411-Gloria J Simon; #443-Nathan Max E Bridges IV; #492Mercile H Lewis; #615- Manoucheka B Jean; #622-Garcia L Rabess; #647-Goldie L Calhoun Jr; #649-Tristin T Kegler; #714- Andri Benjamin,White 1998 Ford Expedition 4 Door VIN#FMRU17L6WLC26631;#725-Cedric V Harris, Black 2001 Volks Wagon Beetle, VIN#3VWBB21C91M440303; NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Christopher Leon Smith, of 2028 Southwest Road, Sanford, FL 32771 County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Angler’s Choice It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Angler’s Choice” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 29th of April, 2016 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Parkland Historical Society, of 6600 University Drive, Parkland FL, 33067, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Paleo Parkland Indian Archaeological Park It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Paleo Parkland Indian Archaeological Park” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 26 of April, 2016

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Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on May 20, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1996 Jeep, Vin#1J4FX58SXTC358180; 1998 Ford, Vin#1FAFP4047WF125105; 2002 Acura, Vin#2HNYD18812H500605; 2002 Toyota, Vin#2T1CE22P02C003512; 1999 Toyota, Vin#2T1CE22P1XC108435; 1991 Honda, Vin#1HGCB7664MA090573; 2007 Ford, Vin#2FMDK36CX7BA79633; 2000 Ford, Vin#1FMZU62XXYZB04345; 2000 Volkswagen, Vin#3VWSA29M2YM082598; 2001 Hyundai, Vin#KMHJG35F41U264424; 1999 Ford, Vin#1FAFP52U4XA251682; 2002 Nissan, Vin#5N1ED28T92C599322; 2001 Nissan, Vin#JN1CA31D11T817431; 2007 Ford, Vin#2FMDK38C27BA27314; 1996 Mazda, Vin#JM1NA3536T0712329; 1997 Toyota, Vin#4T1BF12B6VU208780; 1997 Mitsubishi, Vin#4A3AJ56G8VE177714; 2000 Ford, Vin#1FAFP34P6YW237265; 2001 Dodge, Vin#1B4GP45361B144739; 2004 Saab, Vin#YS3FD79Y646002511; 1996 Oldsmobile, Vin#1G3WH52M0TF302423; 2004 Dodge, Vin#1B3EL36XX4N266896; 2002 Nissan, Vin#1N4AL11D22C232433; 2003 Dodge, Vin#1D7HA18NX3J626844.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea/CAC, CASE NO.: DP10-242 IN THE INTEREST OF: C.J., a minor child, DOB: 08/21/2000 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Chenoa Marie Cheney,: Address unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 23rd day of May, 2016, at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5th day of April, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, Florida Bar No.:100540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stephanie. evans@my families.com.

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PAID IN ADVANCE! Make $1000 A Week Mailing Brochures From Home! No Experience Required. Helping home workers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity. Start Immediately! www.TheIncomeHub.com (AAN CAN) Squeem, LLC in Orlando, FL seeks Human Resources Specialist. Requires BA/BS in Human Resources or Psychology + 48 months exp in a Human Resource position involving use of SAP Business One and NetSuite softwares. Position involves quarterly travel to NY. Mail resume to T. Pasos, 6753 Kingspointe Pkwy #110, Orlando, FL 32819.

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