ORLANDO WEEKLY ● MARCH 2-8, 2022 ● orlandoweekly.com

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New Restaurants 2022: Cover photo (from Four Flamingos) and above photo (from Immersion at the London House), both by Rob Bartlett.

NEWS+ VIEWS

7 Your Words

Reader reactions, plus Clay Jones’ comic 9 ‘Flaming arrows’

Gov. DeSantis put on a heck of a show at CPAC 11 Session Watch 2022

What has your Legislature done for you lately? 13 Informed Dissent

Sen. Rick Scott’s utterly unhinged 11-Point Plan to Save America

ARTS+ CULTURE

15 SEEN

We saw: Lucinda Williams at the Plaza Live 17 Live Active Cultures

Director Michael Grandage’s touring production of Frozen is currently chilling at the Dr. Phillips Center

FOOD+ DRINK

18 New Restaurants 2022

Over 90 new joints to look forward to this year 27 Recently Reviewed

Short takes from the month’s restaurant reviews

FILM+TV

29 On (small) Screens

Streaming premieres you won’t want to miss

MUSIC

31 Army of she

Fast-rising pop star and vlogger Dodie sells out the Plaza Live 35 Storage wars

Storage Music Unit is the berserk new sound of Central Floridian free jazz 37 This Little Underground

New local releases + live show picks

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