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MUSIC 33 Live wire

Negativland’s Mark Hosler embraces uncertainty

33 Picks This Week

21 Bowl of Bolay

Readers react to the last issue, plus Tom Tomorrow’s comic

Lake Nona eatery lets you build guilt-free, glutenfree bowls of beauty

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

News you may have missed in the past week

21 Tip Jar

11 Informed Dissent

Chicago rapper Noname cultivates mystique as carefully as her rhymes

The wall is a pointless solution to a crisis of Trump’s own invention

Sette looks to break a curse in Ivanhoe Village, Pizza Bruno gets a liquor license, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

13 In the limelight

23 Recently Reviewed

Lime bikes are suddenly everywhere. Are they Orlando’s answer to public transit’s “missing mile”?

Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

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35 What we do is secret

37 This Little Underground Orlando expats emerge on Grand Jury Music; Lung and Howling Midnight shine in diverse heavy rock showcase; Von Nacht spreads dread

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19 Live Active Cultures The Orlando Fringe Winter Mini-Fest whetted appetites for the full festival coming in May

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29 Cruel and usual punishment

38 Selections 40 The Week 41 Down the Road

The Punisher’s second season exemplifies all of the problems of Netflix’s Marvel shows, few of their strengths

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31 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: Glass, Dragon Ball Super: Broly and more

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Readers react to blog posts and stories from the last issue.

NO RIGHT to legislate a woman’s body.

Also on Jan. 11, we published a story on the Holy Land Experience, the Orlando-based amusement park that doesn’t pay taxes, hosting its state-mandated free admission day on Jan. On Jan. 11, we reported on a Florida lawmaker who filed a bill that would ban pregnant women 31. The Holy Land Experience must offer at from getting abortions if a physician can detect least one per year to qualify for a 2006 law that says that the theme park is exempt from a fetal heartbeat. HB 235, filed last week by paying property tax because they display Pensacola Republican Rep. Mike Hill, would biblical artifacts. Since 2006, it’s estimated that also force doctors to offer pregnant women the amusement park has dodged at least $2.2 the opportunity to “view or hear the fetal heartbeat and present statistical data regarding million in property taxes. the probability of survival.” A fetal heartbeat can be detected as early as six weeks after a @Amanda E. Brannin My gay friend used to woman’s last menstrual period, according to play Jesus there. the Guttmacher Institute, a research group that supports abortion and reproductive rights. @Korlyn Cowherd I feel like if Jesus was here he would want to do the right thing and pay @Judith Rachel It’s unconstitutional. Period. It’s taxes. no longer up for debate. A person’s belief system does not matter. … Now the state will @Becky DelFratte Wolf We did not find this lose money fighting a losing battle. Money place to be some lame amusement park with that could’ve gone to schools and child/family rides & games, but rather a realistic recreation services. Oh, the irony. of the Holy Land complete with professional theatrical/musical storytelling … Their tax @Carlie Cooper Get your religion out of my exempt status allows them to offer this to the uterus. public, so if offering free admission days keeps @Bryce Weaver Another reason that DeSantis them in compliance, then go & take advantage of it. was the right choice. @Suzy Merced Fetal heartbeat detection does not equate viability. The heart is forming still and is not viable without the support and blood supply (heartbeat) of the mother. Legal abortion is law of the land, despite decades of bullying and harassment by people who HAVE

@Diana Lorena Estrada No, no “their tax exempt status allows them to offer free admission” no, no, no they offer the free admission so they could get tax exempt. @Tina Vaine HAHA CALLING ALL HEATHENS, let’s give them a night to remember!

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Orlando receives $2.5 million to combat climate change, Groveland Four pardoned by executive clemency board, LGBTQ protections not included in DeSantis’ anti-discrimination order and other news you may have missed last week. »

Bloomberg awards Orlando $2.5 million to combat climate change: Michael Bloomberg’s American Cities Initiative announced last week that Orlando is among 25 cities to receive $2.5 million to help combat climate change. The grant is a $70 million program designed to catalyze efforts to promote a sustainable future for residents and help deliver on the America’s Pledge initiative to keep the U.S. in the Paris Agreement. Resources include a philanthropy-funded team member to facilitate the development and passage of impactful policies, training for senior leadership to assist with the implementation of proposed climate plans, and citizen engagement support.

Groveland Four unanimously pardoned by clemency board:

Ron DeSantis excludes LGBTQ protections from antidiscrimination order: The order pledges that the DeSantis administration will

Four African American men falsely accused of raping a white woman in Lake County were unanimously pardoned last week by Gov. Ron DeSantis and the executive clemency board. Seventy years ago, Norma Padgett accused Charles Greenlee, Walter Irvin, Samuel Shepherd and Ernest Thomas of sexually assaulting her in Groveland. However, medical records released by the FBI decades later showed no physical signs Padgett was assaulted. Thomas was hunted and killed by a posse, while the others were tortured in the basement under the jail. Greenlee was given life in prison; Shepherd and Irvin were sentenced to death. All four men are dead, while Padgett, still alive, stands by her accusation.

prohibit discrimination in employment based on “age, sex, race, color, religion, national origin, marital status or disability” for government employees and contractors, though it doesn’t include “sexual orientation” or “gender identity” among the protections. Since the Pulse shooting, LGBTQ advocates have pleaded with the former governor to sign an order protecting employees against discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity. Florida civil rights laws don’t explicitly protect queer and trans communities from discrimination; it’s legal to deny LGBTQ people housing, service and employment.

1.5 million former felons can now register to vote in Florida: Passed in November, Amendment 4 automatically restores the voting rights of people convicted of felonies who’ve completed their sentences, excluding those convicted of murder or a felony sexual offense. Florida was previously one of only three states in the country that didn’t automatically restore former felons’ voting rights. Despite the clear language in Amendment 4, some Florida lawmakers are still debating the implementation of the law; in December, Gov.-elect Ron DeSantis said the constitutional amendment shouldn’t go into effect until after state lawmakers pass a law laying out how to implement it. Some county supervisors of elections say they will register eligible former felons as per normal until they receive specific direction from either the Division of Elections or the Legislature.

DeSantis signs executive order calling for $2.5 billion for Everglades restoration, toxic algae task force: The order promises state participation in the FWC’s Harmful Algae Bloom Task Force to expedite the study of red tide’s causes and impacts on the environment and human health and creates an Office of Environmental Accountability and Transparency. It also instructs the South Florida Water Management District to begin the next phase of the Everglades Agricultural Area Storage Reservoir Project and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to approve the project in line with the state’s schedule. orlandoweekly.com

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“ABSURD AND ALMOST CHILDISH” The wall is a pointless solution to a crisis of Trump’s own invention, and the shutdown ransoms 800,000 federal workers’ livelihoods to get it BY J EFFREY C. BI L L M A N

Let’s get right to it: There is no crisis

on the southern border. Donald Trump knows there’s no crisis on the southern border. Senate Republicans know there’s no crisis on the southern border. The network execs who gave the president their airwaves for 10 minutes last Tuesday night to dissemble about the crisis on the southern border know there’s no crisis on the southern border. There is no crisis on the southern border. If there were a crisis on the southern border, Trump would have acted when his party controlled Congress. If he believed a border wall were essential to fixing this crisis, he would have accepted the deal Democrats offered last year to trade the wall for protections for DACA recipients. The crisis only arose when Trump needed to rally his base ahead of the midterms. So he seized on a slowmoving group of a few thousand Central American asylum-seekers – many of them women and children – walking toward the border in hopes of escaping poverty and violence. They moved as a group because the journey is notoriously dangerous and there is safety in numbers. To listen to the administration, however, these weren’t bedraggled migrants desperate for a better life. They were a horde of invaders, who probably included terrorists and gangbangers, coming to rape and pillage. Two weeks before the election, Trump dispatched 5,000 troops to the border, while the conservative media pretended this caravan was the most important story on earth.

It didn’t work. Democrats retook the House in November in the largest midterm popular-vote thumping since 1974, an unambiguous repudiation of Trump. The troops were recalled soon after – not because they’d been sent there as a political stunt, mind you, but because, well, mission accomplished or something. The lame-duck Senate unanimously passed a bill to continue funding the government through February, without a wall but with the $1.6 billion in border security funding the administration had asked for in its budget request; the House looked poised to follow suit. But then, Trump’s conservative-media pals got mad at him. “Trump gets nothing and the Democrats get everything,” Rush Limbaugh complained. “Trump will just have been a joke presidency who scammed the American people,” snapped Ann Coulter. And just like that, we had an honest-to-god emergency on our hands. Suddenly, the emergency on the southern border was so acute that Trump declared that he would shut the government down if he didn’t get $5.7 billion for the wall. So here we are. Week 3 of the shutdown, as the president demands a pointless solution to a crisis of his own invention and ransoms 800,000 federal workers’ livelihoods to get it. Trump’s problem, though, is that the wall isn’t popular. Shutting down the government to pay for his unpopular wall isn’t popular. But his base wants the wall, and Trump needs his base. A CNN poll this weekend had his approval at 37 percent; the longer the shutdown drags on, the more that number will erode.

But Trump is terrified that, if he backs down, his supporters will think he’s weak. Trump is boxed in and desperate for an exit ramp, like perhaps declaring a national emergency and building the wall without congressional approval (by diverting funds from disaster relief or asset forfeiture) and then reopening the government. There would be litigation, but when he loses, he could blame liberal judges for his own fecklessness. Which is to say: This is all a charade. There is no crisis on the southern border. Some pertinent facts: Illegal border crossings are significantly lower than they were two decades ago; most undocumented immigrants overstay their visas rather than enter illegally; most of the heroin that comes to the U.S. does so through legal ports of entry; immigrants are less likely to commit crimes than natives; ICE hasn’t detained thousands of potential terrorists at the border this year, but rather six people on the watch list; and immigration improves rather than hurts the economy. To the extent there is a crisis on the border, it’s humanitarian – and self-inflicted. Throughout history, American immigration policy has been problematic and often explicitly racist. But what distinguishes the Trump administration is the pleasure it (and its supporters) derives from its own cruelty: targeting Muslims, curtailing asylum, separating kids from parents, jailing migrant children, revoking temporary protected status, speeding up deportations, etc. In the last month, two migrant children have died in American custody, and the Department of Homeland Security basically shrugged. During his Oval Office address last week, Trump offered the same answer to this toxic admixture of menace and incompetence that he’s offered to every immigration problem: a wall and faster deportations. It’s the only tune he knows how to sing. Right now, his party is singing along, but not because they believe in the wall – at least not the smart ones. Just a few years ago, conservative South Carolina Rep. Mick Mulvaney called the border wall “absurd and almost childish.” In 2015, then-presidential candidate Jeb Bush dismissed the wall as “unrealistic,” and senator and fellow presidential wannabe Lindsey Graham said it showed Trump “makes no sense.” They don’t say that anymore. Mulvaney became the president’s chief of staff just in time for the shutdown. Graham has become a first-rate Trump lackey, begging the president to circumvent Congress and build the wall by fiat. It’s not that there’s really a crisis. It’s that, as Graham recently admitted to Fox News, “If we undercut the president, that’s the end of his presidency and the end of our party.” There is no crisis on the southern border. There is a political crisis in the White House. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Perhaps the best way to think of the government shutdown, then, is as a national IQ test – an opportunity to see just how gullible the president’s base is and how far the Republican Party will go to prop up its increasingly addled leader.

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Dockless Lime bikes are suddenly everywhere. Are they Orlando’s answer to public transit’s “missing mile”? BY XA N D ER P ET ER S

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I didn’t have to travel far to find a Lime bike in downtown Orlando. Less than a block from Orlando Weekly’s front door, before I even had a chance to download the app, I rounded the corner of Pine Street and Orange Avenue and there sat three lime-green, lithium-powered bicycles, neatly lined up in a row. Like municipalities across the country, Orlando is getting hip to the micro-mobility craze, following the successful implementation of roughly 500 Lime e-bikes on the University of Central Florida’s campus in August. Now they’re everywhere. Once you track down a bike on the app – which uses GPS to help you find them and to allow Lime operators to manage the fleet – you register your credit card info, scan the QR code located between the bike’s handlebars, agree to pay $1 to unlock the bike and then you’re off, for 15 cents per minute. This is urban transportation in 2019: At a top speed of 14.8 miles per hour – that’s where the electric assist maxes out – you can almost coast from Point A to Point B, for a few bucks at most. If the weather permits – though it’s a rarity in Florida – you don’t even have to break a sweat. In October, city officials cleared the way for the electric bike and scooter rental company Lime to operate downtown, making it the first city in Florida to initiate a full fleet of e-bikes under Orlando’s new “dockless” ordinance. The law doesn’t cover scooters, and bikesharing companies that use docks have been operating in the city for years, but this ordinance, a one-year pilot-program, allowed for up to 500 dockless Lime bikes to proliferate across town. With dockless bikes, convenience is the point. When you get where you’re going, you can leave the bike wherever – no need to find a docking station. The only rules: the bikes can’t be parked in places that block traffic, pedestrians or handicap-accessible ramps; and 24-hour customer service is required, with the added requirement that the company remove bikes within two hours. Penalties are assessed by Lime through the app, a city spokesperson says. Aside from that, the city’s regulations are pretty loose.

But every new gizmo has its glitches. And while city officials are celebrating the program’s speedy success – and for good reason, early figures suggest – the dockless e-bike craze has its downside, too, from the consequences for alreadyestablished bike companies to the annoying pile-up of bikes on street corners. “They were coming, one way or another,” says Billy Hattaway, the city’s transportation director. “And we wanted to work with companies who were reasonable and wanted to work with us to [implement the program] right.”

Between Nov. 20, when Lime

began operating downtown, and the end of 2018, the city says the company accumulated 17,389 rides, or about 414 per day. Since then, the bikes have become even more popular, officials say. But Lime wasn’t Orlando’s first bikeshare company; Juice Bike Share has been operating here since 2015. And even then, the company wasn’t alone, as a number of other mom-and-pop shops have been renting to pedal-pushers since before the era of iPhone apps. Seiji Schoppert, the operations manager at Juice Bike Share in Orlando, says he’s witnessed a slight downturn in folks using his company’s bikes since Lime showed up. He says recent winter weather might be to blame, and that it’s still too early to tell if any long-term harm will be done financially. The main difference between the two rival companies: You can leave Lime bikes (the green ones) anywhere, while you have to leave Juice bikes (the orange ones) at a dock station to complete your ride. Through 2018, according to numbers provided by the city, Juice totaled 24,053 rides using its roughly 200-bike fleet, compared to the more than 17,000 rides accumulated by Lime in roughly a month and a half. “They have significantly more rides right now than we do,” Schoppert says. “So I can’t say if they’re able to capture more rides because of a different system. The only thing I can really say is that

we’re still getting new users, which I’m really impressed at. The people who have been riding with us for years seem to still be riding with us.” Other local bicycle rental outlets have begun to feel the pressure. “There’s more sources of revenue to the shop than just the rentals, but I’ve seen an almost 50 percent reduction in rental rates,” says Brian DeFoe, owner of Elite Road Bike, which rents bicycles to visitors. DeFoe says that when he first rented his shop’s property on Lake Baldwin Lane last year, he asked the city if he could position bikes in front of his location to advertise rentals. But he says officials wouldn’t allow it, citing an ordinance that states bikes may not be parked in a manner that obstructs pedestrian traffic. “Then, a few weeks later, the Lime bikes were introduced,” DeFoe says. “My argument is they’re basically taking their bike rental product and they’re about to put it not only outside [my shop], but anywhere they want to. It’s kind of a slap in the face to me.” DeFoe’s grievances don’t end there. In an attempt to help out cyclists while also promoting his business, DeFoe says he offered to install bicyclerepair stations along Lake Baldwin Trail. He told the city he wanted to put his business name and phone number on the stations. But city officials nixed that idea, too. “And now you have Lime bikes and there is literally five or six of them on the Lake Baldwin Trail, just sitting in the grass or falling over in the grass or whatever,” orlandoweekly.com

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DeFoe says. “So, like, Lime comes in and they basically get to advertise their brand everywhere they want. It’s hard to deal with, but it is what it is, I guess. I don’t really see that I have a leg to stand on.”

Judging by the company’s

rental numbers, both residents and visitors have taken to the dockless bikes. Holly Tavel, a Park Lake Highland resident, says she enjoys Lime’s convenience as she saves up money to buy a bicycle of her own. “I had used the orange [Juice] bikes once, but the orange bikes, they’re less convenient, obviously, because you have to return them to a [docking] station,” Tavel says. “I really like that the Lime bikes, you can just kind of leave them wherever and they’re just around the neighborhood.” CONTINUED ON PAGE 17

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So with Lime’s success, what’s next – scooters? Hattaway says the city “isn’t interested in scooters right now,” as officials work out any ongoing kinks involving the bikesharing system. “We made the decision when we put the [dockless] ordinance together that we would not consider scooters from anyone, including Lime, for a year,” Hattaway says. “People keep asking. Of course Lime talked to us, and we said we would like to see how you operate your system, how you deal with customer complaints, how you deal with citizen complaints for a year before we consider your scooter system.” Across the country, municipalities have struggled with scooters’ side effects. Citing safety concerns, some cities – including Miami, Boston, Nashville, Seattle and Beverly Hills – have banned e-scooters, while others have imposed tight regulations and steep fees. Many urban planners view both scooters and e-bikes as vital to what’s known as the last mile – or the “missing mile” – of public transit. In other words, they provide a segue for those who regularly use public transit. You can take a bus or train for as far as you can, then track down a Lime bike to ride for the remainder of your commute. Being able to do that easily and efficiently makes it less likely that you’ll have to rely on a car. “We are always looking at innovative ways to expand and enhance mobility options and make Orlando a more bikefriendly city,” Mayor Buddy Dyer says. “We

are proud of our recent efforts to amend our code to allow for the operation of businesses who can provide bike sharing for our residents and visitors. As we move forward we will continue to explore opportunities like this to further viable, healthy and environmentally sustainable transportation alternatives.” While e-scooters have proven problematic elsewhere, bicycles are notoriously dangerous in Florida. According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Florida’s bicyclist death rate is 59 percent higher

Florida International University who reviewed police reports for the 2,954 bicycle-involved collisions at “hot spots” across the state between 2011 and 2014. They found that drivers were at fault in 46 percent of the crashes, while cyclists were at fault 30 percent of the time. According to their report, a majority of these incidents occurred because of the cross-traffic intermingling of bicyclists and drivers, a significant design flaw. But, comparatively speaking, cycling isn’t the most dangerous thing you can do in Florida. In 2017, 2,724 Floridians died

“They were coming, one way or another.” than the next closest state. From 2007 to 2016, Florida had 6.2 cyclist deaths per 100,000 people, compared with 3.9 deaths for Louisiana. Orlando averaged 5.8 deaths per 100,000 people, behind only St. PeteTampa and Jacksonville in the state. That’s in part due to terrible road design, according to researchers at

due to firearms-related incidents, according to figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention; there were 138 pedal-cyclist fatalities in 2016, according to the NHTSA report based on data from the National Center for Statistics and Analysis. And there are lots of small benefits. The University of North Carolina Highway orlandoweekly.com

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Safety Research Center found that 60 percent of the pollutants created from motorized transportation is produced during the first few minutes of the car ride. Starting the car cold and then driving up to four miles produces more air pollutants than driving on a long trip. That’s where companies like Lime come in, but for some folks, old habits are hard to break, as Lime Florida general manager Jed Fluxman knows. “Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, and everyone’s going to have one,” Fluxman says. Most of the complaints he’s received have focused on the e-bikes being nuisances, left in inconvenient, in-the-way places. “Look, more than twice a week people deal with garbage bins outside of their houses on sidewalks and they don’t say a thing. You’re going to deal with people that just don’t like change. But I think that for every one that complains, you’ve got 10 more [people] who are saying how it’s changed their lives, they’re getting to work, they’re able to have other opportunities that they didn’t have before.” After my Lime bike ride through town – in which I dodged thick afternoon traffic while burning 40 calories, according to the Lime app – I parked the bike on the corner of Washington Street, catty-corner to the railroad tracks and a rundown law office. Assuming that spot was just as good as any other, I flipped out the kickstand and walked off toward my car. By the time I pulled out of the parking lot, someone had already knocked the damn thing over. You can’t make everyone happy. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com JAN. 16-22, 2019 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY

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got a newborn. Dockery will be back with this show in May at Savoy.

HEART ATTACKS & OTHER BLESSINGS

Chase Padgett, the former Orlando resident who scored a huge hit with 6 Guitars (which is playing at Theater West End this weekend and at Fringe this spring), strips away his previous persona of stoned ironic detachment and shares how he survived cardiac arrest at age 34. Padgett’s shaggyMARTIN DOCKERY | PHOTO COURTESY OF THE ARTIST dog story of achieving sobriety after nearly dying aboard a Disney cruise ship starts at Orlando’s semi-annual cold snap a New Orleans voodoo show and meanders arrived last week just in time for the return The Orlando Fringe around the hemisphere before ending in of the Orlando Fringe Winter Mini-Fest, Winter Mini-Fest whetted Edmonton with a heartwarming matrimowhich warmed the Orlando Shakes from appetites for the full nial invitation. Jan. 10-13. The lineup for the third annual With its catchy ode to pot-fueled proevent included encores of some of the best festival coming in May crastination and witty observations on shows from last year’s festival – including post-breakup practicalities (why isn’t there the 2018 Critics’ Choice Best Show, 13 Dead a sad IKEA for newly single people who Dreams of Eugene – plus nine shows that had never been seen before locally. outlines of Crayton’s autobiography aren’t need all new stuff?), this isn’t your typical Orlando Sentinel critic Matt Palm and I unusual for a confessional Fringe show, but 12-step tale. The tone slowly shifts from awarded the first-ever Mini-Fringe Critics’ the specifics of his electric performance snappy stand-up to inspirational self-help, Choice Award to Kafka and Son, Alon are exceptional, especially the breathless and while Padgett’s clear-eyed intensity Ashman’s solo adaptation (co-created with delivery of dense beats in the spoken-word has that touch of evangelism common to Mark Cassidy) of the influential author’s poetry and songs that season his monologue. the newly sober, his command of the stage anguished letter to his estranged father. Crayton bares all onstage – literally and hasn’t lost a step. Jewish mothers get all the bad press for emotionally – and the unsparing details of being overbearing, but this divisive drama child abuse and animal torture are almost THE ASYLUM OF DOCTOR demonstrates how damaging disapproving impossible to bear. Crayton leaves us hope- MOREAU dads can be. The script is literate yet laced ful that he’s torn down the wall that stood Originally performed in 2018 under an with unexpected humor, and the polished between him and his identity, finding for- altered title, this campfire thriller faithproduction is packed with powerful imag- giveness on the other side by breaking the fully follows H.G. Wells’s 1895 novel The ery, such as when Ashman chews on clumps cycle of abuse. That redemption comes a bit Island of Doctor Moreau, drawing much of of black feathers or drags a rusted bed frame abruptly, but it’s impossible not to be moved its text from the seminal horror/sci-fi clason his back. by Crayton’s quest, which will encore at the sic. Marlon Andrew Burnley (2017’s best Other standouts among the previously Center later this year. male actor for Black in a Box) plays the unseen shows included William Glenn’s shell-shocked shipwreck survivor trapped Into the Meta, an uneven yet ambitious YOU BELONG HERE on an island full of humanoid beasts; John adults-only sci-fi shocker about artificially Manic master monologist Martin Dockery Terry takes on the titular sadistic scientist intelligent pornography, which blends Black has been bringing his tangled tales of acid- and his alcoholic assistant. The twist is that Mirror-style social commentary with hard- soaked bicycle trips, religious theme parks the tale is told using shadow puppets, primicore hentai; and Trish Parry’s Waffle House and radioactive fallout zones to Orlando tive projections and even a Muppet Moreau, Daze, which is easily the funniest, most Fringe for a decade. His latest one-man adding an additional layer of surrealism to lighthearted show I’ve seen about being a marvel brings audiences along on his most an already infamously disturbing story. teenage smack addict. Terry transforms himself into terrifying dangerous adventure yet: fatherhood. Here are mini-reviews of more Mini-Fest An intentionally frustrating series of creatures – both human and animal – with favorites to watch for over the coming year: ever-expanding introductions eventually little more than an eye-patch and length of dovetails into an equally repetitive recount- chain; Burnley brandishes his flashlight like ing of Dockery’s misguided attempt to enjoy a seppuku sword, stabbing his own soul in SPARE THE ROD Paris Crayton III proves that you don’t an audio tour of Beijing’s Forbidden City, sympathetic anguish with the isle’s damned need to be a Founding Father to find fer- with hilarious digressions into flying movie inhabitants. Their impressive physical pertile material for a rap musical in your theaters, cargo pants and the sunnier side formances are matched by an improved fraught upbringing. A precocious perform- of the Chinese police state. The disparate script, which wisely jettisoned some jarring er, his mother tormented him worse than threads don’t tie up quite as neatly here as in comedy. Look for Moreau’s return in May any imaginary monster, while his adored some of his previous scripts, but life itself is with an expanded cast. absentee father drifted further away. The messy and chaotic, especially when you’ve skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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[ food + drink ] BOLAY

BY FAIYAZ KARA

12711 Narcoossee Road 407-627-1990 bolay.com $

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BOWL OF BOLAY

Lake Nona eatery lets you build guilt-free, gluten-free bowls of beauty BY FAIYAZ KARA

didn’t really know much about Bolay before making the drive down to the Lake Nona eatery: Didn’t know it was a Florida-based, fast casual, build-a-bowl chain. Didn’t know the recipes were crafted by Wolfgang Puck protégé Martin Oswald. Didn’t know it was a venture by Outback Steakhouse co-founder Tim Gannon and his polo champion son Chris Gannon. Didn’t know there were any polo-champion restaurateurs. But most surprising was that I didn’t know everything we’d eaten, and duly enjoyed, was gluten-flipping-free. That realization came only after picking up a to-go menu on our way out the door. “100% Gluten Free,” read the menu’s footer. I gave the digital menu board at the front of the restaurant a cursory glance and, sure enough, a sliver of text on the lower-left corner of the flatscreen confirmed it. I’m guessing the GF tag turns many a potential patron off, so keeping that fact on the down low seems a prudent tack for Bolay, a portmanteau of “bowl” and “play.” Not sure why I didn’t see it on the menu board when ordering – I guess I was too focused on wrapping my head around the size options (small “bol” $8.29; large “bol” $10.99; kids “bol” $4.99) and taste-testing

the various “bases” on which to build. We sampled everything from black rice and orange-basil quinoa to Asian sweet potato noodles and kale, the problem was deciding. I liked all the bases and couldn’t make up my mind, but, after much deliberation, settled on jasmine rice and kale for my large “bol,” which, in addition to two bases, gets you two veggies, two proteins, one add-on and sauce. I went overboard with the veggies and opted for four instead of two, which cost me $3 more. I was a bit famished after a workout and, after already selecting roasted Brussels sprouts and herb-roasted potatoes, the gorgeous florets of ginger broccoli and smoky cauliflower proved too powerful to resist. Then the proteins – barbecued chicken and steak au jus (a premium, made-to-order option which cost an additional $2) seemed appropriate choices followed by an add-on of minted tomatoes, a

OPENINGS Sette, the rustic Italian eatery by Va Propst and Trina Gregory-Propst of Se7en Bites, will open in the old Stir/Nova/ Elliot’s/Brian’s space in Ivanhoe Village in March … Bolay, the gluten-free, build-abowl joint featured in this week’s review, will open in the Sprouts plaza on Aloma Avenue in the coming weeks … Speaking of, Sprouts will open its second area location on the corner of Mitchell Hammock Road and Alafaya Trail in Oviedo this summer … Le House Vietnamese Restaurant has opened on West Church Street in Parramore … Jaleo, the 22,000-squarefoot restaurant by José Andrés (whose architecture resembles a giant artichoke) opens this winter in Disney Springs.

little cilantro and some Parmesan cheese along with a side of cilantro pesto sauce. It looked bloody gorgeous, I have to say and, apart from that pesto, the ingredients – all 11 of them – meshed superbly well. I didn’t care much for the other sauces I tried – a vinegar-heavy spicy Thai and a carrot ginger which my dining comrade selected for his bowl of black rice, cilantro noodles, pork tenderloin and lemon chicken. Meat, by the way, didn’t suffer from the over-charring I often see at Chipotle. No, these morsels were moist, tender and a helluva lot more corpulent. Just watching my guest ambush the meat and crunch through the broccoli and cauliflower with the sort of ravenous abandon reminiscent of an Animal Planet documentary was a pleasure in and of itself. Amid all that violent mastication, I made out the words, “Man, I wish there was a Bolay closer to us,” after which his predatory eyes locked into the gluten-free chocolate chip cookie ($1.50) and snickerdoodle ($1.50). Turns out a Bolay will open in the Sprouts plaza in Winter Park in the coming weeks, and another near UCF later this year. “Every day we’re brusselin’” read the punny shirt of one of Bolay’s servers which, intentional or not, revealed an industry truth. Franchising and expansion is an inevitable effect of success, necessary for survival, and just part of the hustle and flow of life in the fast-casual lane.

NEWS Little Blue Donut Co. in Winter Park have cut their hours to Fridays and Saturdays from 8 a.m. to 9 p.m., and Sundays 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. … MX Taco is giving a free taco to government employees (with ID) during the shutdown … Pizza Bruno has acquired a liquor license and is serving cocktails – Negronis to start, but more boozy drinks will be added as they build out the bar area … The Glass Knife is now serving its exclusive, single-origin, fair-trade coffee – Colombia Carlos Diaz Lactic. The Glass Knife’s Steve Brown and Lance Koenig traveled to Colombia to select the coffee, which is roasted by Onyx Coffee Lab in Arkansas (and it’s fantastic) … Andrew Zimmern’s “apology tour” episode of The Zimmern List airs at 10 a.m. Saturday, Feb. 2, on the Travel Channel. Got a watch party planned?

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EVENTS Rick Bayless makes an appearance at Frontera Cocina at Disney Springs Tuesday, Jan. 22. He’ll meet with guests and roll out new menu items inspired by Mexico City … Coffee With Christmas Dreams, a fundraising event for children battling life-threatening illnesses, goes from 6:30-9 p.m. Friday, Jan. 25, at the Winter Park Farmer’s Market. The $20 admission includes coffee samples from numerous local coffee houses, cookies, a hot chocolate bar from Wondermade, live music and Christmasy fun … On Sunday, Jan. 27, at 6:30 p.m., Kevin Fonzo (formerly of K Restaurant) takes over the kitchen at the Ravenous Pig for a multicourse dinner featuring wines from Santa Barbara’s Foxen Winery. Cost is $125. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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LA BOUCHERIE

French steakhouse chain makes its U.S. debut inside the Bay Hill Plaza, offering fare a cut above Outback, but not quite the level of a Ruth’s Chris. Steaks, naturally, are the focus, including cuts like rump steak, top sirloin and various ground steaks. The “maquignon” – a burger with hashbrowns acting as buns – is an ideal lunchtime option. For starters, consider escargots, foie gras or a seasonal terrine. For the steak-averse, traditional preparations of pot au feu and blanquette de veau will give you all the French feels. There are 12 dessert options to choose from. Open daily. 7625 Turkey Lake Road, 407-9301708; $$$$

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Inviting Milk District food park hosts five food trucks at an open-air pavilion with 15 rotating taps surrounding a square patch of faux grass that acts as an informal beer garden. Brazilian steak, poke and Viet-Korean fare are offered every day, with Brazilian-style empanadas and SwedeDish’s Scandinavian offerings splitting a parking spot. A fifth daily rotating vendor keeps things interesting. Open daily. 609 Irvington Ave., 407-7764693; $$

STASIO’S ITALIAN DELI

It’s not Eataly, but this Milk District gastronomia sells scores of Old Country finds, from cheeses and pastas to oils and flour. The cold case is chock-full of fresh-made sausages and antipasti, while the hot case showcases everything from stuffed pork chops to chicken San Remo. House-made bread and fresh meats yield superb sandwiches, though don’t overlook strombolis and definitely don’t overlook the pastries – flaky, cream-filled sfogliatelle are outstanding. Closed Sundays. 210 N. Bumby Ave., 407-277-7755; $$

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Cavernous College Park café offers a selection of pan-Asian handhelds, namely bao, dumping, pockets and bánh mì. Empanada-like pockets couldn’t be more gratifying, and the bao (filled with everything from lemongrass-teriyaki beef to crispy jackfruit) are undeniable draws. Don’t leave without sampling a bubble waffle and some blended tea. Closed Monday. 2306 Edgewater Drive, 407-8689836; $ CONTINUED ON PAGE 25

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INAY’S KITCHEN

The women jockeying the stoves at Inay’s Kitchen deliver a brand-new food experience to those of us not versed in Filipino cooking. Thick, hearty stews are brightened up with expert use of vinegar, and pork and chicken skewers are lacquered with sauce and grilled until the sauce becomes candy – add a third flavor layer with a dip in that vinegar again. The takeoutfriendly Inay’s can be hard to find on a dimly lit road in Ocoee, but persevere; it’s worth the search. 1097 S. Clarke Road, Ocoee, 407-601-2126; $

SELAM ETHIOPIAN & ERITREAN CUISINE

The city’s second Ethiopian restaurant offers diners another option to get handsy with their food. Of note is an explosive doro wat, a thick crimson stew reddened by the addition of berbere, a potent powdered spice blend and staple of Ethiopian cooking. Tear off pieces of spongy injera and enjoy. Ye beg tibs (a sauté of lamb) and raw beef kitfo heavily essenced with cardamom are two others to pay heed to. There are plenty of options for veg diners. Pair it all with tej, a sweet honey mead beverage. Open daily. 5494 Central Florida Parkway, 407-590-4571; $$

BEM BOM ON CORRINE

Lengthy delays and cost overruns aside, Bem Bom’s brick-and-mortar operation in Audubon Park has become a true destination. Diners come for the Portuguese, Mexican and Mexiguese fare, particularly succulent and well-spiced chicken piri piri, grilled chouriço, fiery carnitas tacos, center-cut salted cod, and tender carne asada with chimichurri. Items are being added to the menu with each passing week, so be on the lookout for grilled sardines with cabbage curtido and pastel de bacalhau. Closed Monday. 3101 Corrine Drive, 407960-5101; $$

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Turkish steakhouse has a flair for tableside theatrics à la Salt Bae, but there’s no denying the quality cuts and showstopping preparations, be it a 28-day dry-aged, bone-in ribeye or luscious “chateau filet” for two finished in a butterpooled hot plate. Steak tartare blended with bone marrow starts things off in a properly beefy manner, though a salad of goat cheese, walnuts and pomegranatestudded vinaigrette is just as gratifying. Strozzapreti finished inside a flaming Parmesan wheel fuses gusto with gimmick. Don’t overlook the intriguing Turkish desserts. Open daily. 7512 Dr. Phillips Blvd., 407-930-3020; $$$$

LE COQ AU VIN

Venerated restaurant has lost much of its luster over the years, though its menu of classic French cuisine (with dishes that miss the mark more often than not) are still as pricey as ever. Two dishes that are worth a look: the namesake coq au vin and canard done two ways – as a crispy leg confit and a sliced duck breast scented with lavender and honey. 4800 S. Orange Ave., 407-851-6980; $$$$ n

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Jon Bernthal and Giorgia Whigham in The Punisher PHOTO COURTESY OF NETFLIX

CRUEL AND USUAL PUNISHMENT The Punisher’s second season exemplifies all of the problems of Netflix’s Marvel shows, few of their strengths BY T HA DDEUS MCCOL LU M

etflix’s “Defenders” branch of the chance to get the show back to the heights of Marvel Cinematic Universe is the surprisingly strong first season. Introduced on the small screen as an antagdoomed. There’s no getting around that. Disney’s plan to launch its Disney+ onist in the second season of Daredevil, Frank streaming service later this year means that Castle (Jon Bernthal), aka the Punisher, provided a foil to Daredevil’s Netflix would be paying everything-short-ofDisney money to create killing-them brand of content that promotes vigilante justice. After the intellectual property THE PUNISHER seeing his family gunned of a direct competitor. Streaming on Netflix Friday, Jan. 18 down in front of him, exIron Fist, Luke Cage and Marine Castle became a Daredevil have already one-man war on crime, gotten the ax, and it’s leaving dozens of dead expected that the same bodies in his wake. The will happen to The first season of his solo Punisher and Jessica Jones as soon as their seasons air this year, series, released by Netflix in 2017, delved starting with The Punisher. No matter how further into his origins and explored the good a season the show has, the writing’s lines between hero and villain, soldier and on the wall. Unfortunately, that makes the murderer, and justice and vengeance with a letdown of The Punisher’s second season even surprisingly deft eye for subtlety and a strong more frustrating, since there won’t ever be a focus on the real-life challenges that young

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military members face when reacclimating to civilian life. Hopefully you liked the themes from the first season, because the second season rehashes them over and over again, adding very little new perspective to those issues, and often handling them artlessly. And with a 13-episode arc, the usual problems with pacing make it so that the show takes forever to not say anything. Bernthal, a fine actor who already proved himself capable of highlighting the comic book character’s tragic humanity in his previous performances, is given so little to do other than glower, yell and shoot things that the character almost becomes self-parodying. Castle’s ally in the Department of Homeland Security, SAC Dinah Madani (Amber Rose Revah), returns, traumatized by the events of the first season. Once she ropes Castle into tracking down Billy Russo (Ben Barnes), Castle’s former best friend and Madani’s former lover, who betrayed them both, she exists mainly to justify her actions ad nauseam to whoever will listen to her. And Russo himself, based on a comic book villain named “Jigsaw,” exhibits neither the mangled face nor the unhinged charisma of his four-color counterpart. Joining the cast are Giorgia Whigham (13 Reasons Why) as Amy, a teenage petty criminal who gets in over her head only to be rescued by Frank, and Josh Stewart (Third Watch) as John Pilgrim, the devout Christian assassin in pursuit of them both. A lot of hay has been made about Pilgrim being an “alt-right” character, resulting in some apoplectic online screeds about The Punisher and Netflix’s liberal leanings, which is pretty off-base. The character is a former neo-Nazi, yes, but both he and the show seem to have no overt political agenda. The show had an opportunity to explore the reasons why fundamentalist religion would be seen as welcoming to someone with a penchant for violence and tribalism, but that seems to have required more thought and nuance than anyone working on the all-but-canceled show was willing to contribute. The one thing you would expect even a sub-par Punisher to come through on are the action sequences, but even those aren’t particularly clever or memorable. There are some convincing makeup effects when baddies get beaten in the face by any number of fists, gunbutts or workout equipment, but the fights themselves are unconvincingly choreographed, held together with cut-onimpact editing. And whoever decided that a show that’s supposed to heavily feature thrilling gun-fu should have a significant battle basically consist of two characters literally shooting at a wall probably deserves to be fired. Pun(-ishment) intended. tmccollum@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Con Air and True Lies Double feature of two of the biggest action movies of the 1990s, starring Nicolas Cage and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Friday, 7 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; facebook.com/thenookonrobinson. The Favourite Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz play rivals who vie for the affections of Queen Anne in Yorgos Lanthimos’ black comedy. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-6290054; enzian.org. Friday Films: Selma Ava DuVernay’s film about the 1965 Selma, Alabama, marches to draw attention to voting inequality. Friday, 6 pm; St. Luke’s United Methodist Church, 4851 S. Apopka-Vineland Road, Windermere; free; 407-876-4991. Let Your Garde Down An expansive exhibition that includes multimedia installations by 11 artists and a singlechannel recurring screening of short films. Attendees can also participate in a 16mm direct-animation workshop. Thursday, 6 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5 suggested donation; 954-383-4230; henaocenter.com. Music Mondays: Buena Vista Social Club Documentary by German director Wim Wenders about legendary Cuban musicians pulled out of obscurity. Monday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The Real Ghost Hunters Free screening of a locally produced independent film about a man trying to revive his old reality show. Sunday, 12:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. They Shall Not Grow Old Peter Jackson’s new documentary about World War I, featuring restored and enhanced photographs and film from the period. Monday, 1 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Wonders of the Sea 3D Nature documentary featuring Jean Michel Cousteau about marine life and climate change. Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com.

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Glass BY ST EVE SCHN EID ER So we’re halfway through January, and you’re probably feeling pretty shitty about yourself right now. Just two weeks after you declared 2019 was going to be a major turning point, your social life is still in the toilet and you aren’t making a penny more in take-home. And your “weight-loss campaign” consisted of requesting a membership application at Planet Fitness, grabbing a handful of the free Tootsie Rolls and heading out to the parking lot for a good cry. But hey, it could be worse. Some people are doing even more poorly than you are. I mean, there are theaters that still have to play Holmes and Watson. Let’s see what else our multiplexes are getting stuck with this week.

OPENING THIS WEEK: Dragon Ball Super: Broly Somehow, we’ve made it to 20 feature films in the Dragon Ball franchise, which means we’re at the point where the cashier at Hot Topic can explain to you that this is the first one to feature a fully canonical version of the titular villain. She will also be able to explain to you that his name is a play on “broccoli,” while it will be my job to assure you that I am absolutely not making that up. Personally, I’d prefer it if “Broly” were one of those street colloquialisms old white people like me have to look up on Urban Dictionary: “You gonna check out that new Dragon Ball flick, fam?” “Yeah, ’broly.” “You gonna order the super-size nachos and start crying again if I mention Planet Fitness?” “’Broly.”

(PG; playing Wednesday only at Regal Waterford Lakes Stadium 20 & IMAX, Cobb Plaza Cinema Café 12, Regal Winter Park Village Stadium 20 & RPX and Regal Oviedo Mall Stadium 22) Glass Return with us now to those halcyon days of 19 years ago, when we were still trying to convince ourselves M. Night Shyamalan really had something. Unbreakable was absolutely preposterous and pretentious, but most of us wouldn’t admit those qualities were Shyamalan’s stock in trade until The Village, or (God help us) Lady in the Water. Unbreakable still has an inexplicable cult following, so it’s that universe the filmmaker is returning to for Glass – which also serves as a sequel to 2017’s Split, considered an above-average entry in the now-discredited Shyamalan oeuvre, despite having incurred the ire of a lot of real-life sufferers of dissociative personality disorder. And I know, because some of them are Facebook friends of mine, and they really went off on that movie. Some of them even used all six of their accounts to do it. Visit orlandoweekly.com to read a thorough appraisal of Glass by our own Cameron Meier. (If that is indeed his name.) (PG-13)

ALSO PLAYING: Bohemian Rhapsody Sing-Along The Freddie Mercury biopic is enjoying another run in theaters, in a version that encourages you to join in the exhilarating melodies. But wait a minute – I thought the Golden Globes said this thing was a drama? Can’t wait for the sing-along House That Jack Built! (PG-13) orlandoweekly.com

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MARK HOSLER 7:30 p.m. Friday, Jan. 18 Timucua White House 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. 321-234-3985; timucua.com $10-$20

LIVE WIRE Negativland’s Mark Hosler embraces uncertainty BY MATTHEW MOYER

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think a lot of the people who use culture-jamming techniques now are … doing things to manipulate people, not enlighten them. And I think, ‘My god, that’s not what Negativland was doing.’” These days Mark Hosler, of veteran culture-jamming collective Negativland, has been thinking a lot about how the tools of his avant-garde trade – sound and visual manipulation – have been perverted in right-wing circles. Video hoaxes perpetrated by the likes of Breitbart News lack the finesse and subtlety and humor that Negativland has been employing for decades to strike back at the overreach of those in power and increasingly insidious corporate marketing. “The whole idea of culture-jamming was to demonstrate things like ‘The media lies!’ and ‘This is fake news.’” says Hosler. “But what we were really doing was punching up – speaking truth to power, as they say – trying to get people to look at things in a different way, trying to create a more educated, thoughtful, compassionate, kinder, better world. In our own weird-ass way.” And no one did culture jamming better or, indeed, more weird-ass than Negativland.

Started in San Francisco in the late 1970s by a group of young outré sound enthusiasts, the band quickly became concise, and often darkly funny, media deconstructionists. Audio pieces like “Christianity Is Stupid” and “Guns” displayed a group working on a whole different level than the punk scene happening around them. It’s worthwhile to point out, though, that although Negativland’s cynical blade could be very, very cutting, the band never lost sight of the essential humanity at the core of their work. In 1991, Negativland hit the “big” time, sued by Island Records on behalf of U2 for the revelatory pop pastiche U2 EP, which included samples from U2’s then-hit single “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” and outtakes from a Casey Kasem radio broadcast where he repeatedly stumbles over the group’s names and lets loose a torrent of obscenities. The band turned litigious lemons into lemonade by fighting back in creative ways, including interviewing U2 guitarist the Edge in disguise for Mondo 2000, before unmasking and getting the Edge to admit that the lawsuit was a little on the heavy-handed side. Against all monetary

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odds, Negativland survived and came out of this ordeal stronger than ever, continuing to this day. The larger collective, though reeling from the recent deaths of members and collaborators, is working on two new albums currently. But as 2019 dawns, Mark Hosler is focused on his solo work. And it’s a very different beast than Negativland, consisting of adventurous and often overwhelmingly beautiful washes of sound conjured up from a bank of “unstable” equipment that Hosler customized and developed to his particular needs. “Negativland makes work about the things that make all of us anxious,” says Hosler. “But when I go solo it’s about pure sound.” Hosler’s solo performances are engaging and evocative, with the focus on the high-wire act of live improvised performance, of being fully absorbed in the act of creating. He talks about his equipment like a mercurial creative partner: “All of these instruments … cannot be well-controlled, but they can be herded, they can be nudged, and if they do something that I don’t expect, my job is to be a good listener and think, ‘Oh, that’s really interesting, I’m going to abandon where I was going and go with that.’” For now eschewing any recording, Hosler’s solo work is all about the chances and circumstances and musical X-factors that happen on that particular night, during that particular set. “What interests me is what’s happening in the moment during the performance with me and with everyone else in the room,” explains Hosler. He speaks of his improvisatory techniques as a matter of timing: “I have this inner clock that tells me when to move to the next thing. And when I’m doing a solo set, I don’t know what that next thing is going to be; I have to make that up on the spot.” In contrast to a lot of his peers, Hosler’s current “live” setup is all about doing away with barriers between artist and audience, both metaphorically and in the most literal terms. He prefers to set up on the floor, lights his hardware – “You can see exactly what I’m doing and exactly why things happen. Oh, he turned that knob and things went Ooooeeeoooo” – and invites the audience to get up close and personal. And then go on a musical journey, in the moment, where anything can happen.

Young Philly punk trio keeps things loud, fast and evil. Their Will’s stand last year was a riot – don’t miss them this year. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 16, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Swamp Sistas Beth McKee’s Swamp Sistas collective present a multimedia evening of music, art and literary performance by talented area women. 7 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 17, at Stardust Video and Coffee, free

Grave Ascension Tampa death metal luminaries rampage through Lou’s with Von Nacht and more. 9 p.m. Friday, Jan. 18, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Red Rodeo Raucous new local outsider punk band are unafraid to go to darker places than many of their peers. Shows are glorious exorcisms. 9 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 19, at Grumpy’s, $5

Honey Cutt Utterly cloying Bostonian indie-rock trio hit the Will’s stage with Wet Nurse and RV for a night of accidental nostalgia. 9 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 20, at Will’s Pub, $7

Clang! Lockstep new Tampa post-punk ensemble are sure to roil the Nook along with Permanent Makeup and others. 8 p.m. Monday, Jan. 21, at the Nook on Robinson, $5

Mantra: Sounds Into Silence This new documentary about the healing properties of mantras and chanting might be worth checking out. 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 22, at Regal Cinemas

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NONAME with Elton Aura 6 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 17 The Beacham 46 N. Orange Ave. 407-246-1419 thebeacham.com $25-$28

NONAME | PHOTO BY CHANTAL ANDERSON

WHAT WE DO IS SECRET Chicago rapper Noname cultivates mystique as carefully as her rhymes BY JEN CRAY

hat do you call a modern-day artist who dodges interviews with the press, avoids photo shoots, refuses record label offers, seeks privacy the way others seek more followers, and yet pens poetic confessional raps about losing her virginity in her mid-20s? You don’t call her anything. She’s Noname, and that’s all she wants you to know. Born Fatimah Nyeema Warner, Noname grew up an insecure outsider in Chicago, raised mostly by her grandmother, whose big-city paranoia fenced Noname into a sheltered upbringing. Her mother owned a bookstore, so naturally, Noname rebelled against literature until late in her teens, when she discovered not just a passion for reading, but for writing poetry. Bingewatching old Def Poetry Jam videos online helped cultivate her direction, and somehow, despite admittedly not having grown up with much exposure to music, her poetry began to take on a loose, jazz-like flow. Soon the words evolved into a bedroom rap style that sounds little like anything else in recent memory. Having more in common with Alice Walker or Toni Morrison, Noname’s full-band production and lullaby style feel closer to Nina Simone than any contemporary rapper. She honed her craft in the same scene as Chance the Rapper, and even appeared as his guest during a 2016 performance on SNL. She was initially going by “Noname Gypsy,” because she considered herself nomadic by nature, but later dropped the

“Gypsy” because of concern that others might take it as slander. And, though wildly private, she has openly discussed the fact that at age 25 she finally had sex and the experience spilled into her lyrics. Room 25, her self-produced and self-released second album, is the comingof-age R-rated sequel to her PG debut, Telefone. Evolved not only are the beats and the production – on this album, her pussy gets top billing. “My pussy wrote a thesis on colonialism,” she quips on the album’s opening track, “Self,” before following up with, “Y’all really thought a bitch couldn’t rap, huh?/Maybe this your answer for that?/Good pussy, I know niggas only talk about money and good pussy.” A mysterious contradiction – a millennial who just performed on The Tonight Show a few nights ago, but who slips in and out of her management team’s grasp like a ghost when it comes to committing to an interview – Noname is a refreshing breath of fresh anonymity in an age of oversharing. She may appear to be laying it all out there in her lyrics, but, like a magician, a true writer never reveals her secrets. And, we’re guessing Noname has got plenty. Most of her upcoming shows are sold out, but there are still some tickets available for her Thursday engagement at the Beacham. An artist as enigmatic as this could disappear in a harsh wind gust, so catch her now, or risk losing your chance. music@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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just came over the wire, and it’s a trifecta. Although Brooklyn-based, Bedstudy is a new breakout trio comprised entirely of credentialed Orlando products: David Plakon, Peter Baldwin and Ranson Vorpahl. On Feb. 15, they’ll release their debut collection (the Dot Wave EP) on Grand Jury Music, the NYC label that’s been home to indie notables like Twin Peaks, Mothers, Rubblebucket and Little Junior. Mazel tov and knock ’em dead, fellas.

HOWLING MIDNIGHT, LUNG, WHEN PARTICLES COLLIDE, WILL’S PUB, JAN. 9

Heavy rock shows are often cases of institutional homogeneity. But the recent duo-leaning bill anchored by Orlando blues-rock bulldozers Howling Midnight showed that it can be so much more than just bros with guitars. One of the night’s best, most interesting highlights, for example, were Cincinnati two-piece band Lung. First and most immediately distinguishing is that they’re a heavy rock duo that involves a cello instead of a guitar. With a frontwoman who’s a former opera singer and a drummer who was in Foxy Shazam, this band’s got “theatrical” written all over it. And they were, pounding out a dark, churning rock sound that was executed with fever and possession, especially from singer-cellist Kate Wakefield. Rock purists need not worry. Because she attacks her electric cello like a hardcharging lead guitarist, you don’t really miss that old six-string. Their sound packs all the groan and octane that heavy rock demands, just with a little more dimen-

It always floors me to hear how Howling Midnight squeeze a Queens of the Stone Age sound out of a White Stripes setup

sion. Add in the intensity of an opera singer firing her ammo through a rock cannon and you’ve got some cutting results. Maine’s When Particles Collide, another touring two-piece act, were less cogent. To call them eclectic would be understatement. Though they clearly have chops, their patchwork sound is so indiscriminate as to be indeterminate. The references are obvious and plenty, but with no magic of synthesis or originality. And the result is more pastiche than concept. As for the hometown boys, Howling Midnight were more locked in than ever. No matter how many times I see it, it always floors me to hear how they squeeze a Queens of the Stone Age sound out of a White Stripes setup. The duo debuted some new material that proves there’s still no brakes on this muscle car – it’s all turbo and burn, baby. Slathering another layer of dimension onto their already high-functioning sound was the addition of an old phone booth mic to their arsenal, à la Bob Log III. It cumulated in a set that reasserted Howling Midnight as the most boss two-piece rock band in the area right now.

TEN MILLION SPIDERS, VON NACHT, MOTHER JUNO, UNCLE LOU’S, JAN. 7

New Baltimore band Ten Million Spiders came to town and spread some dread on the Mills strip. While most deathrock acts like to keep their dirge on the funereal tip – what with the “death” part and all – this young act are more feral and dynamic. Though they’re raw, it’s with punk extremity and some surprising chemical heat. Also playing were a couple of Orlando acts that’ve been making both the rounds and some noise lately. To wit, Von Nacht specializes in black metal that, instead of simply sandblasting your face, can hang like a pall, writhe with palpable agony and drain your soul. What began as a solo project by Autarx’s former singer has expanded to a trio of ladies whose wingspan even includes violin and a drum rack so sick that it practically demands drum solos, though thankfully there were none. I can’t say all the hardware was optimized or even necessary, but their intensity is a distinctly expressive kind whose heft comes as much from drama as it does volume and velocity. Opening the night was Mother Juno. While industrial music is rising again in the underground, few of the new upstarts are working the supple side of electronic body music like this solo Orlando act, which is a little more Severed Heads than Front 242. Rather than noisy assault and pile-driving mechanics, Mother Juno’s songs are the kind of industrial that’s not afraid to show its synth DNA, get slinky and take up some room on the dance floor. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Wednesday, Jan. 16

Tonstartssbandht Get ready to rock with hometown heroes Andy and Edwin White, also known as the noise-rocking and riff-looping project Tonstartssbandht. After their last release in 2017, a quasi-ambient full-length titled Sorcerer, the two brothers have been touring in lieu of writing and producing. Though the album is a “heavenly course” above the tumultuous stress of touring, the duo has been happily on the road and in the skyways since the album’s release, taking their music to as many new places as possible. Welcome them back and say goodbye again all in one night. – Maisie Haney with Steve Jr., Leya | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $7

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Friday, Jan. 18

Gilbert King LITERARY

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Seventy years after four African American men were falsely accused of raping a white woman in Lake County, Florida, officials have finally pardoned the Groveland Four – and part of that is due to Gilbert King. The Pulitzer Prize-winning author shed light on the incredible atrocities perpetrated against the four men by the racist Lake County Sheriff Willis McCall in his book Devil in the Grove: Thurgood Marshall, the Groveland Boys, and the Dawn of a New America. King’s book revealed FBI medical records showing the woman who accused the men was not assaulted. Although the four men died before the official pardon took place, the book was for years a form of justice for some of their families. King’s newest book, Beneath a Ruthless Sun: A True Story of Violence, Race, and Justice Lost and Found, focuses on McCall’s efforts to frame a disabled teenager for the rape of a Leesburg socialite. At Friday’s book signing, King will be speaking about the injustices faced in Central Florida decades ago, as well as the posthumous pardon of the Groveland Four by the Florida Clemency Board last week. – Monivette Cordeiro 6:30 p.m. | Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park | 407-335-4192 | writersblockbookstore.com | free

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Orlando Science Center’s annual Otronicon, a showcase of cuttingedge technology, has always had a hands-on component. But this year, one artist is taking that to a new level. Ginger Leigh, known professionally as Synthestruct, is known for creating both still and moving images by using technology to interpret soundwaves. But for Otronicon, she’s got her hands on a set of Mi.Mu gloves, a high-tech wearable instrument developed by Imogen Heap that combines loops, synthesizers and sound processors all controlled by the motions of the user. Synthestruct is using the gloves to create a full-dome projection performance, titled “Viscerality,” in OSC’s CineDome four times daily throughout Otronicon. It’s going to be the must-see exhibit in a field of really cool stuff, so be sure to stop in. – Thaddeus McCollum 10 a.m.-5 p.m. | Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St. | 407-514-2000 | otronicon.org | $20.95

Saturday, Jan. 19

Nina Sky MUSIC

Name a more iconic duo than Nina Sky. We’ll wait. Aside from unforgettable hooks in hits like “Move Ya Body” and “Oye Mi Canto,” these Nuyorican twins are responsible for molding the early reggaeton sound of the 2000s and ultimately the Latin trap world of today. If you never had the chance to scream “Boricua, morena, dominicano, colombiano” at the top of your lungs on a dark, crowded dance floor, here’s your chance: Nina Sky is coming to Orlando this weekend to celebrate the one-year anniversary of Stonewall Bar’s “Amor” Latin Saturdays. Cover is $10 until 10 p.m. when it bumps up to $20, so get an early spot. – MC 9 p.m.-2:30 a.m. | Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St. | 407-373-0888 | facebook.com/stonewall.orlando | $10-$20

Sunday, Jan. 20

Lunar Eclipse Viewing Party EVENTS

All week the Central Florida Astronomical Society has been celebrating Moon Week, and tonight’s culmination is this viewing party in honor of the BLOOD MOON! The scientific name is a “total lunar eclipse” – but at totality, the Earth casts a reddish shadow on the moon, which is why it gets called a BLOOD MOON, which sounds much cooler, just saying. The star-studded celebration takes place on the terrace of Seminole State College’s McGee student center, adjacent to the Emil Buehler Planetarium. There will be food trucks as well as an “astrophotography” station for anyone interested in taking a photo of the eclipse with their phone; photographers with DSLRs are also welcome. In addition to the BLOOD MOON, attendees can expect to see celestial spectacles like nebulae and galaxies. And it may be a late night for a Sunday, but students and employees of woke companies will have Monday (Martin Luther King Jr. Day) off, so have no worries about staying up late howling at the BLOOD MOON. – Jessica Bryce Young 8 p.m.-1 a.m. | Emil Buehler Planetarium, Seminole State College, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford | free

Monday, Jan. 21

Cher MUSIC

The news that the mighty Cher is hitting the road again, touring behind a new album of Abba covers, Here We Go Again, with NYC angulardisco vanguard Chic in tow is the equivalent of a dance-music Voltron connecting right in front of your eyes. Eschewing the retirement option that peers like Elton John and Paul Simon recently exercised, the indefatigable singer and entertainer does everything with extra flair – bigger stages, bigger wigs, bigger hooks – and aplomb. And with the songbook of Nordic disco-pop cyborgs Abba at her beck and call, it’s unlikely that a single note will be wasted all night. And lordy, Nile Rodgers’ Chic’s sleek mixture of disco and soul, though possessing a defiantly outsider sensibility (Rodgers has written for David Bowie and Debbie Harry after all), is still without peer four decades later. Bring two or three pairs of shoes. – Matthew Moyer with Chic | 7:30 p.m. | Amway Center, 400 W. Church Street | 407-440-7000 | amwaycenter.com | $54.95-$1,196.50

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WEDNESDAY, JAN. 16-TUESDAY, JAN. 22 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM

MUSIC WEDNESDAY, JAN. 16 The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Dark Thoughts, Smart Hearts, Caffiends, Brunch Sluts 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Tom Hook and the Terrier Brothers 8-10:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Tonstartssbandht, Steve Jr., Leya 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Tyler Carter (Issues), Riley, Nevertel 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419. The Met Live in HD: Adriana Lecouvreur 1 & 6:30 pm; Cilea’s opera about an 18thcentury actress in love with a military hero. Multiple locations; $25.56; fathomevents.com.

THURSDAY, JAN. 17 Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Lake Street Dive, Mikaela Davis 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$39.50; 407-228-1220. Leisure Chief 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Like Father, Monere, the Hamiltons, Chalet Girls 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Noname, Elton Aura 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$28; 407-648-8363. Songwriter Night with Jonnie Morgan 7 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. Space Jesus 9 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35. Strange Angels 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. 40

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Southern Culture on the Skids Friday at Will’s Pub Swamp Sistas See, Hear and Say 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

Rauw Alejandro, Ly Anno 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$40; 407-504-7699.

Thursday Night Hang! Steve Luciano Trio 8-10:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; Free; 407-636-9951.

Saved by the ’90s 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

The Vegabonds 7 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

FRIDAY, JAN. 18 The Buzzcatz 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25-$35; 407-636-9951.

Southern Culture on the Skids, Tremlords, DJ Mezcalolation 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $17-$20. St. Luke’s Concert Series: Orlando Concert Band Open Dress Rehearsal 7 pm; open dress rehearsal of the 70-piece Orlando Concert Band’s “ABCs of American Music” (Adams, Bernstein, Copland). St. Luke’s Lutheran Church and School, 2021 W. State Road 426, Oviedo; free; 407-365-3408; sllcs.org.

J. Phlip 10 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

SATURDAY, JAN. 19

Luke Wagner & the 441, the States, R.A. Melendy & the Roots and Fifths 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; contact for price.

Afterlife 9 pm; Wing Shack, 4650 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-381-4798.

Mark Hosler of Negativland 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $20; 772-418-0851.

Borgeous 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

Mid Life Crisis Band 9 pm; Wing Shack, 4650 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-381-4798.

Brown Note 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $3.

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J. Phlip Fresh off the Holy Ship! cruise, Dirtybird Records’ J. Phlip heads to Celine this week. Bringing Dirtybird’s trademark funky tech house to the dancefloor, J. Phlip shows why she’s become one of the most in-demand names for events across the country. And best of all? It’s free. 10 p.m. Friday; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia St.; free; celineorlando.com.

Central Florida Scottish Highland Games Winter Springs’ Central Winds Park turns into Bannockburn this weekend as the Central Florida Scottish Highland Games return. Watch beefy lads and lassies compete in various sports that mostly involve moving heavy stuff while enjoying pitchers of beer from Dunedin Brewery. New attractions this year include a Scottish-themed mobile escape room that we recommend be attempted directly after hitting up the beer tent. 8 a.m. Saturday, 8:45 a.m. Sunday; Central Winds Park, 1000 Central Winds Drive, Winter Springs; $15-$25; flascot.com.

Southern Fried Sunday This weekend’s 13th anniversary edition of the long-running Southern Fried Sunday is bittersweet. The mini-fest brings fan favorites like Matt Woods, Terri Binion, Laney Jones and more to two stages, but promoter Jessica Pawli says that it marks the end of SFS being a monthly event, moving to a semi-regular schedule later this year. That might be partly our fault since we hired Pawli to become our Events & Marketing Manager late last year. Welcome aboard, Jessica! 3:30 p.m. Sunday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$13; willspub.org.

Memento Mori Fourth Anniversary Downtown’s only monthly goth night turns four this week, proving that no matter what your mom says, it’s not just a phase. Resident DJ Lavidicus plays the best in industrial, darkwave, EBM and more, just like every other third Monday, while donations are collected to help out with cancer treatments for one of the regulars. 10 p.m. Monday; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; facebook.com/ independentbar.

Neko Case Feb. 2 at the Beacham El Ten Eleven, Jan. 24 at the Social

Japanese Breakfast, Feb. 10 at the Abbey

Gin Blossoms, Feb. 28 at House of Blues

STRFKR, March 14 at the Social

Crash Test Dummies, Jan. 25 at the Plaza Live

Andrea Bocelli, Feb. 13 at Amway Center

Puddles Pity Party, Feb. 28 at the Plaza Live

Tony Bennett, March 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Kane Brown, Jan. 26 at Amway Center

Yonder Mountain String Band, Feb. 14 at the Beacham

Sarah McLachlan, March 1 at the Dr. Phillips Center

John Mellencamp, March 24 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Cody Jinks, Feb. 15 at House of Blues

The Beach Boys, March 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Pitbull, March 24 at Universal Studios

Lucinda Williams & Drive-By Truckers, Jan. 26 at the Plaza Live Neko Case, Feb. 2 at the Beacham Soulfly, Feb. 5 at Soundbar

Matt & Kim, Feb. 16 at the Beacham JD McPherson, Feb. 20 at the Social

Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness, Feb. 7 at House of Blues

Sarah Brightman, Feb. 21 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Peter Murphy, Feb. 7 at the Plaza Live

Car Seat Headrest, Feb. 22 at the Beacham

Big Freedia, Feb. 8 at the Abbey

Macklemore, Feb. 23 at Universal Studios

Ted Leo, Feb. 8 at Will’s Pub

LP, Feb. 23 at the Social

Amigo the Devil, March 6 at Will’s Pub Dropkick Murphys, March 6 at House of Blues Oliver Tree, March 9 at the Social Becky G, March 9 at Universal Studios Cold Cave, March 10 at the Abbey Kurt Vile & the Violators, March 12 at the Beacham

Why Don’t We, April 1 at CFE Arena Guster, April 6 at the Beacham Leon Bridges, April 20 at House of Blues Dream Theater, April 24 at Hard Rock Live Lord Huron, April 29 at House of Blues Ariana Grande, May 29 at Amway Center Jon Bellion, June 21 at CFE Arena

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THEWEEK The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; $0; 407-649-8540. Fire & Ice: Auditory Armory, All Hail the Queen, Detoura, Guardsman, Ego Mechanics, Orchestra in Black 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712. Honest Havoc, the Matt Sam’s Band 8:30 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117. House Party: Pat Burns, Archiived 9:30 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5; 407-332-9636. Jeremy Enigk 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; SOLD OUT; 407-623-3393. Mile Twelve 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25; 407-636-9951. Nina Sky 9 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $10-$20; 407-373-0888. Orlando Philharmonic: Tango! 8 pm; celebrate the great masters of tango along with Finnish composer Jean Sibelius. Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $18$85; 407-246-4262; orlandophil.org.

Polyenso, Sea Cycles, Millennium Youth, Fr33dback 6 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $13. Rafael Rosa Quartet 7:30-9:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $10-$20; 772-418-0851. Southern Fried Sunday 13th Anniversary: Matt Woods, Thomas & Olivia Wynn, Terri Binion, Laney Jones and more 3:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$13. A Wolf in the City, North by North, Tesplora, Here Here 7 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $8-$10. Young Thug 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $40-$75; 407-504-7699.

MONDAY, JAN. 21 Amen Dunes, Arthur 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $16-$18; 407-246-1419. Cher Concert Afterparty 9 pm; Savoy Orlando, 1913 N. Orange Ave.; free. Cher, Nile Rodgers & Chic 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $74-$479.50; 800-745-3000. Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. The New Lows, Permanent Makeup, Clang!, Chapters 8 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5.

The Righteous Brothers 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39.50-$75; 844-513-2014.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Scott Dickinson Trio 2:30-4:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $5; 772-418-0851.

Open Mic Mondays 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

St. Luke’s Concert Series: Orlando Concert Band Concert 7 pm; St. Luke’s Concert Series presents the 70-piece Orlando Concert Band performing “ABC’s of American Music (Adams, Bernstein, Copland).” St. Luke’s Lutheran Church and School, 2021 W. State Road 426, Oviedo; free; 407-365-3408; sllcs.org.

Hand to God After the death of his father, meek Jason finds an outlet for his anxiety at the Christian Puppet Ministry. Wednesday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $20-$42; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. The Legend of Georgia McBride A former Elvis impersonator becomes the most popular drag queen in the Florida panhandle in order to pay the bills. Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25$30; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Other Bar Open Mic Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Monday, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595. Randy of Trailer Park Boys: A Cheeseburger Picnic Saturday, 8 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $20. Sean Finnerty Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8-$40; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Shit Soup Weekly stand-up showcase. Wednesday, 9-11 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

COMEDY

Torque: The Prototypes 9 pm; Vyce Lounge, 112 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$16; 757-718-0159.

Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Friday, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Bolshoi Ballet: La Bayadere The tragic tale of temple dancer Nikiya’s love for the warrior Solor, captured live the same day from Moscow’s Bolshoi Ballet. Sunday, 12:55 pm; Multiple locations; $19.17; fathomevents.com.

TUESDAY, JAN. 22

Hamilton Lin-Manuel Miranda’s hip-hop musical about the American Revolution that has taken the world by storm. No, we can’t get you a ticket. Tuesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10-$579.50; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sunday, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Reggae Mondae: Florida Man 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Honey Cutt, Wet Nurse, RV 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

A Doll’s House, Part 2 Sequel to Ibsen’s masterwork – written by Lucas Hnath – about what happens when Nora returns to her family. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakes, 812 E. Rollins St.; $30$53; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

Open Mic Comedy Open mic comedy in the piano bar. Wednesday, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

The Show’s Upstairs Intimate biweekly comedy showcase. Tuesday, 9 pm; Magnolia, 13 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Woop & Friends 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$75; 407-648-8363.

Gutless, Sugarplum, Really Fast Horses 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5; 407-423-3060.

A Doll’s House One of the defining works of modern theater, Henrik Ibsen’s play shows a woman desperate to keep her husband from finding out her secrets. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Central Florida Community Arts, 250 SW Ivanhoe Blvd.; $18-$25; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com.

Luenell Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Thorgy Thor Performance and photo op from the RuPaul’s Drag Race alum. Saturday, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10-$25; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

SUNDAY, JAN. 20

Eddie Marshall’s Blue Bamboo Big Band 3 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25-$35; 407-636-9951.

THEATER

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Open Mic Night: Blake Trent 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Twisted Tuesday: Groundhog Gravy 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5.

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Due North Comedy Comedy showcase hosted by Larry Griffin. Friday, 9 pm; inner Compass Brewing Company, 300 E. Second St., Sanford; free; 407-407-1792; innercompassbrewing.com. Frankie Paul, Paul Jensen Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Happier Hour Comedy Show Stand-up comedy showcase with a spotlight set. Friday, 9 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; free; 407-986-1012.

DANCE

Corsets & Cuties: A Burlesque Cabaret Lovely ladies and some not-so-gentle men sing, dance, and take their clothes off all for your entertainment pleasure. Sunday, 7 pm; Theater West End, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $18; 407-548-6285; theaterwestend.com. Orlando Ballet Uncorked Intimate performances and discussion with the Orlando Ballet about how dances are made. Watch artistic director Robert Hill and a few Orlando Ballet dancers choreograph a piece live, right in front of you. Tuesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $30$50; 407-704-6261; orlandoballet.org.

MONDAY, JAN. 21

Amen Dunes MUSIC

Damon McMahon, the central figure of Amen Dunes, evolved from producing sparse bedroom experiments to recruiting Montreal’s post-rock collective Godspeed You! Black Emperor to produce and be the backing band on his 2014 album, Love. But last year’s Freedom has been a breakthrough both critically and commercially. McMahon teamed up with the likes of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ guitarist Nick Zinner and Roman electronic musician Panoram to take his penchant for drony experimentalism and give it polished groove and depth, landing it on several best albums of 2018 lists from the likes of Pitchfork, Spin and Brooklyn Vegan. – Thaddeus McCollum

with Arthur | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $16-$18

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS

The Art of Billy Richardson Richardson combines his graphic design skill with his ability to create intrinsic patterns using everything from silk screen, stencils and hand drawing. Opens Friday, 6 pm, through Feb. 17; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Artist’s Talk: Jason Lazarus Jason Lazarus, assistant professor of art and art history at the University of South Florida, discusses his work. Tuesday, 6 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Artist’s Talk: Einar De La Torre and Jamex De La Torre Artists Einar and Jamex De La Torre discuss their work, including the exhibition Rococolab, currently on display in the Cornell Fine Arts Museum. Thursday, 6-7 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Black & White Photography Exhibition A group exhibition exploring black and white photographs printed in the darkroom at Downtown Arts Collective. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Arts Collective, 643 Lexington Ave.; free; 407454-7926; downtownartscollective.com.

Body Snatchers: Death in Culture This exhibition tells the story of shifting meanings attached to dead bodies, from religious reverence to medical authority. Opens Thursday, through April 7; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. De La Torre Brothers: Rococolab A selection of works that bring together art historical imagery, religious symbolism, and pop culture in unexpected dialogue. Opens Thursday, through May 12; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Dine and Learn: Presenting an Art Exhibition A dine-and-learn event with artist Josh Garrick. Wednesday, 12:30 & 6:30 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $35; 352-3850034; modernismmuseum.org. Helaine Schneider: Everyone’s Talking, No One Is Listening Three-dimensional sculptures that “speak” with sound recordings of the subjects. Opens Thursday, 5-7 pm, through March 8; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2268; valenciacollege.edu. orlandoweekly.com

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THEWEEK José A. Figueroa: A “Transitional Generation” A body of work about daily life in Cuba by José A. Figueroa. Opens Thursday, through April 7; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. The Place as Metaphor: Collection Conversations Featuring a mixture of collection favorites, works that have not been on view in a long time, and debuting new acquisitions. Opens Thursday, through May 12; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Sanford Art Walk Venues in Sanford’s downtown historic district open their doors to the public to showcase art, live music and more. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-323-2774; sanfordartwalk.com. Third Thursday Gallery Hop Enjoy art, food, tech and more in downtown Orlando’s arts and culture district. Thursday, 6 pm; various locations throughout downtown Orlando.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com. MUSEUM GUIDE

Albin Polasek Museum & Sculpture Gardens Lay of the Land: The Art of Florida’s Cattle Culture, through April 14; 633 Osceola Ave, Winter Park; $10; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. Art & History Museums – Maitland Indigo Waves, through March 31, 2019; Maitland and African American Experiences, Opens Jan. 24, through May 12. 231 W. Packwood Ave, Maitland; $6; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org. Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art Nineteenth-Century American Landscapes, through Jan. 27; The Art Machine, through Jan. 27; Earth Into Art: The Flowering of American Art Pottery, through Sept. 27, 2020; NineteenthCentury American Landscapes, through Jan. 27. 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Cornell Fine Arts Museum De La Torre Brothers: Rococolab, through May 12; The Place as Metaphor: Collection Conversations, through May 12; José A. Figueroa: A “Transitional Generation”, through April 7; Body Snatchers: Death in Culture, through April 7. Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Mennello Museum of American Art The Unbridled Paintings of Lawrence H. Lebduska, opens Jan. 25, through May 12. 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.org. 44

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Orlando Museum of Art The Figurative Continuum, through March 24; Purvis Young and His Angels, through March 3; A Trek From North to South, through June 30; Radical, through March 24. 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EVENTS Central Florida Highland Games Two days of feats of strength, vendors, live music, axe throwing and drinking. Saturday, 8 am, Sunday, 8:45 am; Central Winds Park, 1000 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; $15-$25; flascot.com. Dino Dash Five heats of runners compete in a 100-yard dash while wearing inflatable Tyrannosaurus rex costumes. Be ridiculous in service of your favorite charity. Saturday, 10:30 am; Harbor Park, 4990 New Broad St.; free-$27. Ellipsis Brewing Anniversary Party Celebrate with special tappings from Ellipsis and other Florida breweries. Saturday, 1 pm; Ellipsis Brewing, 7500 Tpc Blvd.; various menu prices; 407-250-5848; ellipsisbrewing.com. Florida Key Lime Pie Festival Enjoy various takes on Key Lime Pie along with live music, street performers and local Florida vendors. Saturday, 10 am-6 pm; Brevard Veterans Memorial Center, 400 S. Sykes Creek Parkway, Merritt Island; $10; 321-385-9600; flkeylimepiefestival.com. Healthy Eating Cooking Class with Chef Susan Ytterberg Learn to cook healthy foods with a vegan touch. Saturday, 11 am-1 pm; Emeril Lagasse Foundation Kitchen House and Culinary Garden, 26 E. King St.; $110; 407-961-8280; golden-plum.com. Kingdom Hearts III Experience A one-of-a-kind, limited-edition experience featuring the chance to be one of the first to play a demo of the new game, a special Keyblade exhibit featuring life-size replicas directly from the upcoming game, largerthan-life art inspired by characters and worlds from the game, and more. Through Jan. 29; Disney Springs Town Center, 1676 E. Buena Vista Dr., Lake Buena Vista; free. Local Varkers Market Weekly local, vintage and handmade market with vendors, live music, craft beer, wine, coffee and food. Tuesday, 5 pm; Aardvark Beverages, 2610 S. Ferncreek Ave.; free. Lunar Eclipse Viewing Party Join the members of the Central Florida Astronomical Society for an evening to observe a total lunar eclipse, an astronomical event also known as a BLOOD MOON. Sunday, 8 pm-1 am; Seminole State College, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; free; 407708-2360; seminolestate.edu/planet.

Miss Orlando Scholarship Pageant Teen beauty pageant. Saturday, 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $20; drphillipscenter.org. Orlandough Beer Pairing Dig into four organic mini doughnuts from Orlandough paired perfectly with four of Orlando Brewing’s organic brews. Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $20; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Otronicon A four-day showcase of cutting edge technology with several hands-on demonstrations. ThursdayMonday, 10 am-5 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $20.95; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Ribbit the Exhibit II Exhibit featuring 26 whimsical copper frog sculptures throughout Leu Gardens. Through Jan. 31, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org. Rob Bell Speaking engagement from the noted progressive Christian author. Friday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $26.50; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com. That Bloody Mary Thing Unlimited samples of Bloody Marys from various bars and restaurants. Saturday, 11 am; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-704-3200. Thrifty Third Thursday Vintage and artisan vendors, food trucks, live music and more. Plus karaoke and line dancing inside. Thursday, 6-10 pm; Elks Lodge No. 1079, 12 N. Primrose Drive; free; 407-678-0943. Wanderlust Wednesday Stroll through Ivanhoe Village and sample drinks at different establishments. Wednesday, 5-9 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $25; ivanhoevillage.org.

LEARNING Fairvilla University: A Body Positivity Workshop Learn how to love yourself at any age, weight, color and level of ability. Cocktails included. Thursday, 7 pm; Fairvilla’s Sexy Things, 7535 International Drive; $15; 407-826-1627; fairvilla.com. Wish You Were Here: The Hotels and Motels of Winter Park Exhibition of historical artifacts from lodgings located in Winter Park, from the 1800s to today. Ongoing; Winter Park Historical Museum, at the Winter Park Farmers Market, Winter Park; free; 407-647-8180.

LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesday, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

THEWEEK Gilbert King The Pulitzer Prize-winning author discusses his books about Central Florida history and the fate of the Groveland Four. Friday, 6:30 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407385-7084; writersblockbookstore.com. Meet the Author: Clara Silverstein Join author Clara Silverstein as she discusses her book Secrets in a House Divided. Book sale and signing to follow the discussion. Saturday, 11 am; Herndon Library, 4324 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesday, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

FAMILY CFAMily Days Family-friendly education activities like children’s films, scavenger hunts, games and hands-on crafts. Saturday, 1-5 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; Free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu.

SPORTS Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Orlando Magic vs. Brooklyn Nets NBA basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$876.50; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball. Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $18-$1,027.50; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. The Orlando Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. All ages and new players welcome. Saturday, 7-9 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-246-4440. Pacquiao vs. Broner Live broadcast of the World Welterweight Championship boxing match to local theaters. Saturday, 9 pm; Multiple locations; $21.30; fathomevents.com. Park Ave 5K A run through beautiful downtown Winter Park. Saturday, 7:30 am; Park Avenue, Park Avenue at Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $38-$45; 407-896-1160; trackshack.com. Yoga in the Garden Yoga in Mead Botanical Garden. BYOM (Bring Your Own Mat). Saturday, 9-10 am; Mead Garden, 1300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; $10; 407920-2070; meadgarden.org. n orlandoweekly.com

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I’m a middle-aged man dating a younger guy. He wanted to be a “boy” to a Dom top daddy, and I was happy to oblige. The sex is amazing, and we click as people, too. Then a couple days ago, he told me he wanted to explore small penis humiliation (SPH). I was taken aback – not by the request, but because his penis is NOT small! It’s not huge, but it’s at least average. And it’s thick! I’m not super hung, so it’s not that he seems small in comparison – I have maybe an inch on him. When I pointed this out, he claimed I was just trying to make him feel better about his small size! He said I was patronizing him. He ended the conversation by saying he would drop it, since it was obviously making me uncomfortable. Honestly, I am uncomfortable with it. I just can’t imagine bringing myself to go on about how small his dick is when I’m actually thinking how much that thing would hurt if he were to top me. But my bigger concern is that doing SPH might feed into possible body dysmorphia. The way he reacted to being told his penis wasn’t small was a red flag – it told me this isn’t just a fantasy. It’s not that he wants to be made to FEEL it’s small; he really believes it is small. How is this different from telling a skinny boyfriend what a big fat pig he is? I really like this guy, and I think this could go somewhere. I want to be GGG, but not at the cost of his mental health. Need Objectivity, Savage, Please Help! “The boy expressed a desire to play out a specific scene; he did not request a factcheck on his dick size,” says Dr. Reece Malone, a board-certified sex therapist with a doctorate in human sexuality. “The boy’s disappointment is understandable, especially if he was feeling hopeful that the request would be met with enthusiasm and mutual excitement.” Your boy was probably nervous when he brought SPH up, NOSPH, and his reaction to your reaction – his complaints about feeling patronized, his demand to drop the subject – was likely motivated by shame. Not shame about the size of his dick, but shame about this particular kink. He was open with you about other kinks right away, but sharing those kinks probably didn’t make him feel as vulnerable as sharing this one did. He held SPH back until he felt he could really trust you. And after he worked up the nerve to tell you about his biggest turn-on, your response was to argue with him about whether his dick is small enough to qualify him for SPH play. “I think it’s important that NOSPH revisit the conversation to examine if his reaction felt shaming,” Dr. Malone says. “While I appreciate NOSPH’s concerns,” continues Dr. Malone, “SPH scenes don’t require one to have a small dick. It’s fully 46

engaging in the role-play itself that’s hot and exciting. It really is no different if a daddy’s skinny boyfriend wanted to engage in a fantasy where the thought of being a ‘big fat pig’ was hot and exciting for him.” Now, if he had a history of bulimia, telling him he’s a “big fat pig” could be harmful; likewise, if he had a history of bigorexia, telling him he’s a “skinny little shit” could be harmful. Your boyfriend may have a distorted idea about average dick size – most likely distorted by porn – but odds are good he’s one of millions of people out there who have eroticized their anxieties and insecurities. So long as he isn’t contemplating some dangerous or stupid way to make his cock bigger (like getting liquid silicone injected into his genitals, something that led to the death of a gay man in Seattle last year), you can engage in SPH without doing him harm. “But NOSPH should ask more questions and engage in a dialogue on how his boy wants the scene played out, and if and how it would change their sexual dynamic overall,” Dr. Malone says. “It’s also fair for NOSPH to share his own concerns about feeding into body dysmorphia. He also has the right to set boundaries or decline the scene altogether.” Agreed! Limits and boundaries aren’t just for subs, bottoms or slaves. Doms, tops, Masters and Mistresses get to have limits and set boundaries, too. If you can’t go there, you aren’t obligated to go there. But it might make you feel better about going there, NOSPH, if you bear in mind that you can mock his tiny cock (during sex play) and reassure him about his cock (during aftercare). If your boy doesn’t feel like he has to win an argument about how small his cock is to get the SPH he wants, he might be willing to admit – or finally be willing to accept – that his cock isn’t really that small. I’m a gay man in my late 20s finishing up a graduate program and dating a man who is 38. The sex is great. Some context: We met on Scruff and dated for a little bit. Then I suffered a loss in my family – I was sad and confused, and didn’t want a relationship during this time. We talked again in June 2018, we went to Pride in Minneapolis, and we have been together since December 2018. Recently he hinted about children and my attitude toward children. I responded that I want to have children of my own someday. However, in a text, he stated that he wants a child in a year or two. This seemed like an ultimatum to me, one that could make or break this relationship, and I wonder why he kept this from me. I do want children, but I’m still a starving student, a child is a huge responsibility, and I worry about the state of the world. And he texted this information to me! I feel anxious

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and pressured. What do I need to do? Text Ultimatum May Unravel Loving Ties Maybe you need to chill the fuck out, TUMULT. People put their long-term goals on the table when they start getting serious about someone – long-term goals like the places they’d like to live or the kids they’d like to have – because if you’re not on the same page about the big stuff, continuing to make a large emotional investment in the relationship sets both partners up for heartbreak. And while you seem to think he should have brought kids up sooner (or in person, which definitely would’ve been better), people who bring up kids on the first date don’t get many second dates. Six months in is a perfectly reasonable time to bring kids up. And where you see an ultimatum, TUMULT, I see an opening – the opening of negotiations. Your boyfriend would like to be a parent in a year or two. You would also like to be a parent, but not that soon. So make your counteroffer. If two years is too soon, tell him when you think you might be ready. Three years? Four? After you land a job in your field? After President Alexandria OcasioCortez signs the Green New Deal into law? All your boyfriend is saying is that he sees a future with you and wants to know if you’re on the same page about the big stuff. It’s a compliment, TUMULT, not an ultimatum. And while there’s no compromising about whether to have kids – you can’t have half a kid (not legally) – you can hammer out a compromise about when to have kids. Give the gift of the magnum Savage Lovecast at savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, PROBATE DIVISION. IN RE: ESTATE OF: DEBRA J YODER VAUGHN Deceased. File No. PMH-2018 03356. NOTICE TO CREDITORS: The administration of the estate of DEBRA J YODER VAUGHN, deceased, whose date of death was February 5th, 2017; is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Suite 355 Orlando, FL 32802 4994. The names and addresses of the personal representative is set forth below. Christopher Allen Yoder, 568 South Glancy Drive, Deltona, FL. 32725-3556. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate, on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 1 MONTH AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIOD SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice

is: January 16, 2019. Email: Chrisonglancy@icloud.com Telephone: (407) 988-9888. Christopher Allen Yoder, Personal Representative, 568 South Glancy Drive, Deltona, FL. 32725-3556. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd- Orlando 2/6/19 2011 Jillian Lawrence 2049 Eric Williams 2060 Sabrina Collins 3088 Felicia Young 3003 Frederick Dauley 2008 Brenda Wright 1033 Christopher Dorn 2034 Katrina Edwards 3070 Cornellius Hart 2031 Tanika Olivier 6043 Laura Mcgregor Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave- Orlando 2/6/19 1629 Kelsy McFoley 1059 Brandon Parrish 1527 Christina Tassill 2303 Rawn Haynes 1830 Thayshell Mejia 1037 Erik Aquimo 1837 Arturo Diaz Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive- Orlando 2/6/19 B213 Bernie Wilkerson B216 Bernie Wilkerson B212 Bernie Wilkerson AA0676E Juan J AA3582C Juan J B194 Bernie Wilkerson D102 Brett Kolmetz A105 Chang Deng B136 Carl Metzger B138 Bernie Wilkerson D199 Lautaru Romana F104 Govanni Estremera Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd- Orlando 2/6/19 423 Nildo Martell 505 Glorinar Rosario 215 Julio Perez 706 Lisa Gautheir 302 Hector Mendez 518 Fritchie Bayan 343 Lorrie Cates 641-44 Simona Mack Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive -Orlando NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Clayton Hospitality Group, Inc., of 527 N. Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32807, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: La Bella Gentlemen’s Club It is the intent of the undersigned to register “La Bella Gentlemen’s Club” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 1/4/2019

NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on, Thursday, January 31, 2019 at 10:00 AM, on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: iStorage – Winterpark, 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 Name, Unit #, Contents: Roxanne Theagene 66 Apple Monitor, clothes, bags, electronics, pull up exercise bar, Efrain De Jesus 465 2 fans, stereo, household items, toys, games, totes, bags, clothes, books, Jennifer Peterson 467 tv, luggage, shelves, microwave, car seat, boxes, dresser, electric fireplace, drying racks, clothes, child’s scooter, rug, small cooler. Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated this 9th and 16th day of January, 2019.

on hand at time of sale: 2003 Honda VIN# JHMCM56643C048578 2006 Volkswagen VIN# 3VWPF71K36M838631 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on January 30, 2019 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds

The following vehicles / vessels will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder, in pursuant to FL Statues 713.78, 713.785, 713.585, 677.102, 677.209 or 677.210 at Lienor’s address

NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00 AM on February 4, 2019 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL 32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2009 BMW VIN# WBANU53599C118149 LIEN AMT. $6,566.80

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to satisfy a lien against said vehicles for towing, repairs and/or storage charges. No titles, as is, cash only. Net proceeds deposited with clerk of court; owner/lienholder have right to hearing and post bond; owner may redeem vehicle(s)/ vessel(s) for cash sum of lien; auction held in reserve JMF Mechanic Solutions Inc. 11586 Boggy Creek Rd Orlando, FL 32824 2011 Nissan VIN# 3N1AB6AP2BL606907 Cash sum to redeem vehicle is $3209.85 Sale date is February 1, 2019 at 9 AM Just Fix It Llc. 59 W Illiana St Orlando, FL 32806 2003 Honda VIN# 2HKYF18453H527229 Cash sum to redeem vehicle is $2105.00 Sale date is February 8, 2019 at 9 AM.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Orange Co. Inc. will sell at public lien sale on January, 24 2019, the personal property in the belowlisted units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 09: 0 A and continue until all units are sold. PUBLIC STORAGE # 25893, 3725 W Lake Mary Blvd, Lake Mary, FL 32746, (407) 495-1274 Time: 09:30 AM 1005 - Brannigan, Felix 1017 - Johnson, Cheryl 1019 - Pregan , Peter 1048 - Byers, Duke 1052 - Sandoval, John 1058 - Rousey, risten 1075 - Francis, Rossy 1119 Na ario, Gilberto 112 - Davis, Jason 11 4 - argas, John 1148 - Schwertfager, atthew 2019 - Hart, Betty 2020 - Pregan , Peter 2024 - Grissett, Jennifer 2096 - Alternative Small Business Solutions Turner, Deborah 2097 - Alternative Small Business Solutions Turner, Deborah 2145 - Levigne, Austin 029 Decos, Beycha 042 - Redden, Antonio 079 - Sade Jr, Frank 081 James, Beverly 082 - Levalley, Preston 4021 - Turpin, Caroline 40 1 - Orti , ioleta 40 6 Pierce, Deborah 50 4 - Ga ard, ia 50 5 - Wilson, Christopher 5077 - Brown- Samuels, Gabrielle 5106 - Brescia, Bryan 5124 Hermans, Guido 5140 - Gome , Luis 600 - Oliver, Jeanette 601 - Levalley, Dana 7015 Hermans, Guido 7026 - Dudek, Daniel 7044 - Deamude, Jennifer 7045 - Cooper, Sheree 7119 - Black, Alexis 9009 - Pregan , Peter 9010 - Schlawiedt, BrittAny 9018 atino, Daniel PUBLIC STORAGE # 25842, 51 Spring Vista Dr, Debary, FL 32713, (386) 202-2956 Time: 09:45 AM 00107 - River City Eagles Sanders, Timothy 00220 - LaChapelle, Brittany 0022 Danner, Taylor 00240 - Dorsey JR, Eric 0025 - Orti , elissa 00410 - Higgins, Brenda 00418 - Johnson, eneisha 00426 Welch, Steven 00427 - Poper, Franklin 00428 - Tanner, Pearl 00442 - nighton, Allen 00447 - Tindall, Tina 00505 - Foley, Barbara 0051 - Boswell, Jaylanda 00517 - Narvae , Francisco 00521 - Freshour, William 00559 Ramire , Audeli 00576 - Corkery, A BER 00577 - nox, James 00584 - Henry, Willie 0059 Rivera, Saskia 00610 - Frankiewic , Rachel 00617 - Brody, aitlin 00701 - abe, Johnny 00717 - Robinson, Garyd 00744 Taylor, William 00754 - Cespedes, Jessica 00759 - Arroyo, Daniel 00769 - White, Shane PUBLIC STORAGE # 25438, 2905 South Orlando Drive, Sanford, FL 32773, (407) 545- 6715 Time: 10:00 AM A007 - Coleman, Renee A026 - Rush, Towana A027 - Smith, Sherree A050 -

Gome , enrick B001 - Colon, Carlos B011 - oss, Donald C007 - Noble, enneth C008 Lamar, arquita C009 - Claurin, Irma C010 - Walker, Jacqueline C018 - Abaun a, Carmen C020 Asplund, Ralph C0 1 - Cartagena, Evelyn C0 - Neighbor, Tina C0 6 - Trice, Janae C046 - Pastore, Louis C051 - Hopson, Sandra C052 - Rodrigue , Joe D001 - Rush, Florie D004 - Flowers, Harry D007 Acevedo, Lissette D010 -Sudney, Brian D012 - Gordon, anuel D014 - Thomas, Reiha D029 - Smith, eronica D0 - Williams, Tenesha D0 4 - Barfield, Latrell D052 - Sands, Jaedia D061 - Davis-James, Carmen D065 - Floyd Jr., ichael D074 - Church, Treneice D080 Bennett, India D085 - CROWLEY, ICHAEL D091 - Debardelaben, Deismond D09 - Harris, Randy D114 - Owens, Illya D116 Jenkins, Shanice E001 - Garcia, Elsa E006 - Gon ale , Antonette E014 - Simmons, Alonda E015 - Hughes, Gregory E019 Rodrigue Agen o, Hector E0 1 - Roberts, Tangela Tan E041 - Golden, Takelia E049 - idal, Eric E065 - Davis, Alexis E069 ackey, Bette E071 -Burke, Theresa E08 - Tupper, im E089 - Pauldo, Aleshia E09 - Camille, Jenny F008 - Lyles, argaret F025 - Stevenson, aren F028 - Douglas, Steve F0 1 - Bagley, Shawn G002 - Cruce, Dianne H001 - Horman, Chase H024 - Wallace, Janell H028 - Bilal, Latrice H0 2 - Steiner, Richard H0 6 - O eda, Tameka H0 9 elende , Jaquan I010 - Hayes, Rose I011 - Gillespie, Henry I02 - Lara, Gabriel I024 - edina, Jose J107 - Williams, Ondraneika J109 - Gibson, Amanda J111 Permaul, Ruvette J116 - Burns, Shakira J120 - Gibson, ennietha J214 - Bell, Alicea J404 - Green, Alexis J415 - Snell, Robert J514 - Weidel, Bryan J519 - Cole, Denicia J608 - Jones, Ann J611 - Stallworth, Al J620 - Ferraris, Ashleigh J902 - Speakes, LaTysha J908 - Nease, Jacquelyn J912 - orrison, Jeremy P086 Christeas, ichael PUBLIC STORAGE # 24326, 570 N US Highway 17 92, Longwood, FL 32750, (407) 505-7649 Time: 10:15 AM A105 - oore, Teva A111 - Herrera, arvin A114 - orton, Erica A12 - Brown, Jerleen A1 7 - Dellamotta, elissa B201 - Cieplensky, Amber B205 Pirollo, Lawrence B207 - Graham, Aubrey B224 - yas, ahendra B255 - Salgado, Shamira C 08 - Dickson, ichelle C 10 - Peterson, Janice C 11 - hoggs, Tyrell C 57 - Helmick, Renee C 58 - Patterson, Daryll C 76 - Lope , Alberto D447 - Torres, Rosa D450 - Reynolds, Gayle E0 0 - Hosein, Renee E046 Earl, Paul E057 - Spence, Cinque E069 - Tummins, ark E077 - iranda, Ernesto E095 - Alameda, Christian E097 - Canerossi, Ann E098 - Seal, Hannah E099 - Alvarado, Jose E102 - irk, Shanna F608 - Christensen, risty F619 -

Severance, Brett F6 1 - Lewinski, athryn F6 - Wiggins, imberly F644 - Allie, Nancy F649 - cdonald, Robert F686 - orris, Derrick F688 - Lewis, Connor G016 - Nun iato, imberly G0 8 - Beacham, Drayarn G0 9 - Belson, April G085 - Gruner, Angela H808 - Sears, Ron H8 4 - buchanan, Jeffrey H841 - artin, Syteria PUBLIC STORAGE # 23118, 141 W State Road 434, Winter Springs, FL 32708, (407) 5120425 Time: 10:30 AM A016 Logue, Tia A021 - Berrios, Jeffrey A028 - Peters, James B041 - Williams, Lisa C095 - Farley, April D129 - analang, Anthony D1 6 - Alexander, Steven D1 7 - Ryan, Patricia D151 - Ryan, Patricia E157 - Winding Hollow HOA Rodic, James E177 - Colon, Jacqueline G19 - Alley, imberly H228 - Caldwell, Christian H244 - arque , ark H245 - Griffith, Cara I251 - Williams, amaria J291 - Jurek, Stacie J294 Speed, Arlene J 0 - Roberson, Ryan J 09 - Root, scott J 52 - Eddie an LLC Washington, Lavon 416 - Dia , Daisy 4 4 - Lewis, Nicole L478 - french, patti L492 - Best, Paula R546 - Schwart , imberley R557 ontalvan, Esther S574 - Tanner, Denise S576 - Deller, Alicia PUBLIC STORAGE # 07030, 360 State Road 434 East, Longwood, FL 32750, (407) 392-1525 Time: 10:45 AM 1104 - Harper, Amy 1127 - ichalski, Joseph 1 1 Ellington, Jaronte 170 - Tan er, Fred 1704 - Rodrigue , Nelson 1802 - Houser, Brian 181 - Reid, iki 2206 - ccloud, Sharron 2207 - Banachowski, Joan 2215 - Harper, Amy 2220 - Tossie, Shydonna 2 22 - Simpkins, Steve 2724 - Scher, David 111 - Oser, Daniel 42 - Walters, Patricia 506 - Ragin, Joanie 511 - Casella, Jaclyne 605 - Ciocca, Christopher 608 - Palmer, Samantha 614 Hardy, Landers 822 - Williams, Sandra 8 2 Douglas, arion PUBLIC STORAGE # 24328, 7190 S US Highway 17/92, Fern Park, FL 32730, (407) 258-3060 Time: 11:00 AM A11 - Hoey, Christine A125 - Ware, Ivan B204 - Cowan, Tonya B215 - Darlington, Cody B220 - Hutley, Derek B224 - Holiday, Charles B2 - cmurray, Taylor Ann D407 Hayes, ichael D416 - Balaguer, Carlos D424 - a que , Hector D428 - Singleton, William D440 - Reinholdt, John E519 - Havird, Donald E524 - Guthrie, Robert E526 - Jackson, Tonya E528 artin, endra E5 5 - Jankoski, Samantha F602 - oreno, ulariam F640 - Blake, Linton G702 - Neighbor, Tina G718 - Wolfe, Tence G721 - Perkins, Shundra G7 0 - Liberato, ichael G744 - Davis, Justin H805 - Special T Travel Fields, Jerry H806 Special T Travel Fields, Jerry H81 - Newsome, DeShonda J902 - Scarbrough, W. Thomas J915 - Nelson, Dale J9 4 - Grey, Dashaun 9 9 Singleton, Wil-

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liam 020 - Berrios, arlene 021 - Franklin, Jonathan 02 - Arias, Roger PUBLIC STORAGE # 25455, 8226 S US Highway 17/92, Fern Park, FL 32730, (407) 258-3062 Time: 11:15 AM A108 - cduffie, Janet A109 - Loriston, Jasmine A115 - Edwards, elly A117 Powell, Breeyashia A124 - Roux, Ronald A141 - Jackson, Cheryl A152 - Rosado, Jos A16 erthie, Amoree A190 - Lindquist, Christopher B20 - Clark, ritun a B209 - Coar, Frank B255 - Elite Signs Graphics Cross, Ann arie C 15 - erkle, David C 27 - Orti , Edwin C 9 - Evans, Elisa C 4 - Drummond, Casey C 56 - williams, clarence C 78 - Law, Sabrina C 84 - Rushing, Lavon D406 - Tanyhill, Holly D407 - Read, Charles D471 Brumley, Harry E508 - errick, ernadine E519 - Wheeler, JoAnne E541 - oskela, Robert E557 - Glen, Abbie E572 - Evans, Elisa E577 - Furlow, Cassandra E579 - Jackson, Tangela E58 - Rayam, Lisa E59 - Garrett, Cynthia F602 - Foderinghan, Leandro F616 - Bennett, Patricia F651 - Coonce, onica F657 ubik, Cristin F661 - imbrough, Shawnese F67 - Ashe-Lane, Ericka G70 - Alexander, Phillip G704 - Grace, Philip G706 - Dent, Shawnetta G722 - Weeks, Chloe H809 - Reyes, Ale andro PUBLIC STORAGE # 08729, 5215 Red Bug Lake Road, Winter Springs, FL 32708, (407) 495-2108 Time: 11:30 AM 0110 - Famiglietti, Sara 0 50 - osla, John 0 65 - Castro, ianca 0522 - Holmes, Eli abeth 0568 - Williams, Brittany 0571 - Cordek, Amy 10 5 - Salisbury, Preston 2044 - uiles, Steven 2052 - Hall, Lisa 2055 - oler, Jeff 2070 - Covalt, Ryan 2107 - Cox, Dominick 2126 - Doo- ingue, Sonia 006 Adams, James 024 - Donaldson, Carol 4011 - Paradigm Outdoor LLC Dickerman, Douglas 40 5 Leconte, David PUBLIC STORAGE # 28076, 1131 State Road 436, Casselberry, FL 32707, (407) 505-6401 Time: 11:45 AM B026 ahoney, Richard B044 - artine , Adrian C01 - Dallas, Jr., Derek C066 Brown, Barbara C079 - Simpson, Dianne C10 - Galan, adeline D002 - Alls, Sandra D026 - Davis, isty E019 - Berry, ason E021 olinary, Edwin E072 - Laureano, Eli- avier E091 - Warren, Nekita F002 - Staub, icki F007 - ckenna, Patricia F016 - Lambert, Saira F0 6 - Bryant, Heather F049 Adderley, Tyreese F062 - Harris, Anthony F068 - eyes, enneth G014 Leaks, ictor G015 Brent, Robert G020 - Coleman, Raymond G0 1 - Scott, Alan G04 - Rosario, Gregorio G055 Luce, Carol G06 - Ramos, Jose G065 - Daverat, Georges G07 - Berger, Alexander H025 - Staub, icki H0 1 - Buscemi, Alyssa H0 5 - Lope , Jesse I010 - iller, Shron I021 - Richard, Joshua J019 - Johnson, Tiquiana J025 - Ekiyor, Timi. Public sale terms,

rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are sub ect to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Orangeco, Inc., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. 818 244- 8080. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Orange Co. Inc. will sell at public lien sale on January, 25 2019, the personal property in the belowlisted units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 09: 0 A and continue until all units are sold. PUBLIC STORAGE # 08327, 5602 Raleigh St, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 930-4816 Time: 09:30 AM: 0027 - ead, hani 0029 - Perry, Denise 00 0 - Williams, Bernice 00 1 - Walker, onica 00 7 - Pilgram, Bertram 0040 - Brown, Christopher 0075 Babington, William 0080 - Gumbs, Jahkiesha 0081 - erty, Eli e 008 - Reed, elsy 0095 - ELLIS, CYNTHIA 0096 - eene, Jeffrey 0107 - Gainer, Shira 011 - Welcome, Eric 0117 - Owens, Jesse 0121 - Samartino, Wilson 0124 - Settles, Lakeysha 0125 - yrtil, Whitney 0129 - Rodgers, Charles 0149 - Normile, Elivert 0150 cdonald, Ronald 0152 - Love, Rosie 0157 - Thomas, Chalbrena 0164 - ills, Dominique 0177 Porterfield, Twanda 0180 - Lamb Newsom, Lloyd 0199 - Desire, Josue 0201 - Sylvain, Hikah 0204 - Corral, Jasmine 0211 Bouie, Derrick 0217 - Friedman, Richard 0218 - bryant, Gregory 0220 - aldonado, Yamilett 0241 - Rackard, Anthony 0242 Lemaine, Gemani 0245 - itching, Brittney 0250 - Fischer, Daniel 0252 - Ngsaye, Jasmine 0258 Jones, Briana 0269 - CALDWELL, JANASIA 0272 - Alston, Eddie 028 - Wilson, Latoya 0285 Dennis, Brittany 0286 - Fregis, Asmin 0290 - aurose, Andrine 0294 - Jones, April 0 22 - Colon, uetcy 0 25 - Robinson, Thry a 0 28 - Dukes, Carla 0 44 - Chapman, Jamarr 0 48 - Wesley, Rashunda 0 52 - Lewis, alerie 0 55 - White, argaret 0 96 Heard, Tiwayne 0 99 - Owens, Shunta 040 - Browns, Deianera 0404 - artins, Sandra 0405 - enny, Wayne 0419 - ills, Earnest 0425 - Jackson, Yolanda 04 7 - Rackard, Teavyn 0445 Luster, eywon 0452 - orrison, ONTRESS 0458 - Jackson, Shalida 0461 - oore, Schacara 0468 - Barber, Donald 0470 Castro, Carmen 0471 - OUALA, RAED 047 - Brinson, Eddie 0487 - davidon, syretta 0494 Jones, Anthony 0526 - shellman, michael 0544 - Holloman, Denise 0545 - Brine , Rosanna 0557 -

Brown, Yolanda 0572 - Sanders, Ivorene 0574 - Toya Jones, Samara 0575 - grant, sophia PUBLIC STORAGE # 07001, 900 S Kirkman Road, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 986-7703 Time: 09:40 AM: 1102 - Austin, Deanna 1208 - ills, Diann 1 0 - Jackson, Shalida 1 07 - Gulfstream 650 Alvarado, Anned 1401 - Garrett, yarra 140 - ictor, Jehoakim 141 - Courtois, Primerose 1414 - Joseph, Ivon 1506 - Noffsinger, Dasia 1601 - Willit, Christine 1609 - Barnes, Ashia 1612 - Dinkel, Barry 2108 - Noble, Jennifer 2115 - Law, Deidre 2119 - Rathod, Rakesh 2125 - Jones, Shelby 2 0 - Castillo, Esther 2 11 - cIntosh, Chauntise 2 15 - Hall, Peggy 2411 - Dia , iguel 241 - Roberts, Sharon 2425 Hughes, John 2506 - Johnson, Jerlin 2601 - Hood, andia 270 - danner, caleb 115 - FRANCIS, EISHA 202 - Johnson, Cory 208 - igo, Bernice 11 Fleming, Tameka 26 - oore, Anthony 410 - Charleston, Rashon 415 - Suero, elly 419 - Gibson, elvin 506 - Sullivan, Colin 527 - Spell, Jennifer 529 - iller, Paul 702 - alvarado, Anned 4101 - thomas, anthony 4114 - Young, Travis 4118 - Gilbert, Ella 4119 - Wright, Tatiana 4212 - Settles, Jada 421 - itchell, Clyde 4214 - Rivero, David 4408 - Argenis, Cabrera 4409 ruise, robin 4415 - Edwards, Jannis 4417 - Sylvain, yles 4420 - Anderson, Leon 4509 - Gipson, Erica 4521 - Benson, Christell 4601 - Albright, Evelyn 5102 Howard, Latreca 5106 - Davids, Farah 5118 - Phillips, Janet 610 - Arruda, Rosemar 6104 - Arruda, Rosemar 6109 - atos, Eugene 6110 - Hernande , Paulette 6116 - Desou a, Eduardo 7116 Blunt, Dawn 7120 - Tru illo, Lisa 8101 - The Equipping Church of the Living God Chester, ae 8114 - Johnson, Imoni 8122 Blackwood, Corey 8124 - oreno, Timothy 8125 - iller, Paul PUBLIC STORAGE # 20136, 3900 W Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32808, (407) 374-5979 Time: 09:50 AM A014 - Williams, Linda A016 - Rivers, Precious A022 Jackson, Latorris A025 - Seago o, rystle B001 - cGhee, Stephanie B018 - night, Standrea B020 - Fields, Shonda B022 - Clore, John B024 - Landry, Shawanda B044 - Warren, James B047 Rubin, Celia B050 - err, Andrew B064 - Joseph, Sandy B07 Dunford, arcia C0 6 - Chiles, Rhonda C042 - Jones, CJ C060 - Chin, Jamie C062 - Longley, Cyleisia C076 - Hedghill, Robinson D005 - Walker, Temeika D017 - Revel, Janean D025 Walker, Ebony D027 - Cobb- elvin, elma D028 - Reed, Latoya D0 5 - Floyd, achary D0 6 Sneed, eloda D041 - Pappagallo, Joseph D042 - Nelson, eith D04 - Bowen, ayon D052 - Goodwin, elli D076 - Dorway, David D092 - Lope , ark D095 Wilson, Terrance D102 - Hawkins, Shirley D104 - Baskerville,

Roxieanna; D117 - West, Jason; D124 - Copeland, Jesse J; D125 - Esland, Razane; D130 - White, Amanda; D144 - Goff, Brian; E008 - Jaggon, Patricia; E011 - Dinkel, Barry; E020 - Kegler, Tamilla; F030 - Majors, Evelyn; F036 - Preston, Marilyn; F051 - Perry Jr, Masco PUBLIC STORAGE # 25813, 2308 N John Young Pkwy, Orlando, FL 32804, (407) 603-0436 Time: 10:00 AM A008C - Lucky, Clarold Frannicola; A014 - Phillips, Lashawn; A030 - Gelin, Mimose; B007B - Abraham, Jennifer; B018 - Morris, Glenna; B019A - Fairley, Andre; B022A - Singleton, Janelle; B033B - gonzalez, jorge; B051 White Jr, Lloyd; C002 - Nichols, Janice; C014 - Finley, Teanna; C023 - Gaw, Jennifer; C026 - James-Sandy, Jeanine; C032 Bingham, Nick; C070 - Abraham, Jennifer; C076 - Amervil, Jean; C106 - Rodriguez, Cristina; D012 - Parker, Na’ eitha D021 - RAMIREZ, FRANCISCO; D022 - Jessie, Karen; D034 - Gambles, Justina; D045 - Horton, Aaron; D059 - Huff, Steven; D092 - Eagle, Michael; D097 - P J Multi Services Barnes, Patrick; D111 - Harris, James; D112 - Jones, Martha; E001 - Franklin, Marcia; E008 - saintelhomme, Mirlene; E012 Bell, Ronnetter; E030 - Cooper, Angela; E041 - Adornato, Joseph; E053 - Fanton Jr., William; E062 - CHRISTIAN, JR, MARSHALL; E072 - Stockard, Tiffany; F007 Rogers, Melissa; F022 - Turner, Latrece; F069 - Arce, Crystal; F075 - Gaw, Micahel; F116 - Merine, Leon; G005 - Jarod, D Angelo; O028A - Farmer, Sheila; O039 Theodore, Donfred PUBLIC STORAGE # 24107, 4100 John Young Parkway, Orlando, FL 32804, (407) 930-4381 Time: 10:10 AM A101 - Clayton, Wanda; A103 - Colon, Bryan; A107 - brown, audley; A115 - Baum, Brittany; A122 - Guarnaccia, Karrie; A137 - Bagley, Roger; B205 - Rodriguez, Robert; B217 - GMP & CONTRACTOR Sierra, Jesus Manuel; B237 - Flukers, Tarnecia; B253 - Patrick, Keith; B256 - Doyle, Donte; B258 Alincy, Bernard; C302 - Williams, Patraick; C307 - Blair, Justin; C317 - Blair, Christopher; C328 - Akins, Chanel; C344 - Davis, Dionne; C350 - Mercado, Richard; C355 - Dreamlife Center Dushane, Andrew; D414 - Blair, Andrea; D419 - DYSON, CHANNON; D423 - BROWN, SIMMIE; D442 - Bush, Jacorey; E003 - Walker, Gail; E004 - Lindsey, James; E005 - Mathis, Glenn; E011 - Davis, Shirley Dianne; E038 - Weaver, Jatalia; E061 - Nellom, Talea; E065 Stephens, Denesha; E071 - White, Skyy; E086 - Billings, Bobby; E094 - Stinson, Deborah; E096 Davis, Wanda; E097 - Moreland, Tempest; E110 - Brown, Latanya; F604 - Carbonell, Ashley; F615 Freeman, Willie; F619 - Johnson, Ericka; F621 - Lockett, Sharon; F630 - Bradley, Tangle; F643 Curry, Latanya; F646 - Paulino, Kiara D; F647 - Harris, Tangela; F648 - Walker, Leada; F652 -

TOCACHI, JEFFERSON; F654 - Dorsey, Wendell; F662 - Morales, Ideliza; F666 - Way, Aaron; J901 Browning, Morris; J903 - Cashen, Kevin; J908 - MacDonald, Ryan; J914 - Dreamlife Center Johnson, Steve; J926 - King, James; J928 Eason, Alicia; P006 - Bartenstein, Jeffrey PUBLIC STORAGE # 08723, 1241 S Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751, (407) 495-1863 Time: 10:20 AM 0312 - Goga, Kelly Ann; 3002 - Barnett & Barclay, P.A Kelly, Darlene; 7003 - Torres, Jacqueline; 7013 - Reyes, Chelsie; 7015 - Redinger, Lelie PUBLIC STORAGE # 08767, 1842 W Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park, FL 32789, (407) 494-2918 Time: 10:30 AM 1004 - Teel, James; 1022 - Arnold, Mary; 1043 - Pinkney, Kathy; 2071 - Hartley, Barbara; 2159 - Green, Joetta; 3028 - Fuller, Sue; 3067 - Miller, Danielle; 3077 - Cossom, Kevin; 3089 - Dixon, Kristina; 3165 Phillips, Natasha; 3178 - Mack, Deloris; 3198 - Crowley, Michael; 4030 - Martinez, Gilbert PUBLIC STORAGE # 08762, 1023 N Mills Ave, Orlando, FL 32803, (407) 505-7981 Time: 10:40 AM 1022 - Fuller, Carson; 2005 - Peden Channell, Sandra; 2014 - Plantilla, Myami; 2102 Hendy, Jason; 4095 - Daly, Brian; 4104 - Branch, Douglas; 4118 - Peden Channell, Sandra; 4145 Hendy, Jason PUBLIC STORAGE # 08769, 653 Maguire Blvd, Orlando, FL 32803, (407) 955-4627 Time: 10:50 AM 0201 - Rath, Mark; 0504 - Ardoin, Brandon; 0622 - Mohamed, Nicholas; 1030 Coppola, Francis; 1067 - Jimenez, Alisha; 1075 - Davis, John; 2074 L.F. HARRIS AND ASSOSCIATES HARRIS, LUIS; 2079 - Fernandez, Charles; 2122 - turner, carlos; 2141 - Mercado, Jesse; 3021 - O’Neal, John 120 - CarterGrimes, Charles; 3221 - Coppola, Francis. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Orangeco, Inc., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244- 8080. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE: THE ESTATE OF: PAULINE H. HURD, Deceased. CASE NO.: 2018 CP 003681-O. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION AND NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the Testate Estate of PAULINE H. HURD, deceased, Case Number 2018-CP003681-O, is pending in the Circuit Court of Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 250 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801.

The names and addresses of the Personal Representative and the Personal Representative’s attorney are set forth below. The fiduciary lawyer-client privilege in Florida Statute 90.5021 applies with respect to the Personal Representative and any attorney employed by the Personal Representative. ALL INTERESTED PERSONS ARE NOTIFIED PURSUANT TO FLA. PROB. R. 5.240 THAT: All persons on whom this Notice is served who have objections that challenge the qualifications of the Personal Representative, venue, or jurisdiction of this Court are required to file their ob ections with this Court WITHIN THE LATER OF THREE MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THIS NOTICE OR THIRTY DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. Any person entitled to exempt property is required to file a petition for determination of exempt property within the time provided by law or the right to exempt property is deemed waived. An election to take an elective share must be filed within the time provided by law. ALL CREDITORS ARE NOTIFIED PURSUANT TO FLA. PROB. R. 5.241 THAT: All creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this Notice is served, within three months after the date of the first publication of this Notice, must file their claims with this Court WITHIN THE LATER OF THREE MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR THIRTY DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the Decedent and persons having claims or demands against the Decedent’s estate must file their claims with this Court WITHIN THREE MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS, DEMANDS AND OBJECTIONS NOT SO FILED WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. Publication of this Notice has begun on the 9th day of January, 2019. Personal Representative: By: /s/ BRADLEY HOWARD HURD, 296 Cypress Point Lane, Winter Park, FL 32792. Attorney For Personal Representative: DANA H. HANKINS, P.A. by: /s/ DANA H. HANKINS, Esquire, Florida Bar No. 305006, 2510 E. Jackson Street, Orlando, Florida 32803, Telephone 407-896-9650, Facsimile 407-896-9648, DanaHankinsLaw@gmail.com IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE THIRTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA, IN AND FOR HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY. FAMILY LAW DIVISION. IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION CASE NO.: 18-DR-015892. OF PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING. ADOPTION OF B. E. P and D. J. P. DIVISION:

F.NOTICE OF HEARING ON VERIFIED PETITION FOR THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. TO: Tromaine Markiece Pegeese (DOB 10/28/1976), a 42 year old black male with brown hair and brown eyes, approximate height 5’9 and weight 200 lbs. A petition to terminate parental rights has been filed regarding a female child born on November 25, 2012 in Orange County, Florida, and a male child born on September 19, 2015 in Celebration, Osceola County, Florida. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights on January 22, 2019 at 3:00 p.m., before The Honorable Wesley D. Tibbals in court room # 410, George Edgecomb Courthouse, 800 E. Twiggs Street, Tampa, Florida 33602. The court has set aside 15 minutes for this hearing. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO TIMELY FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE AND THE PETITION WITH THE COURT AND TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE OR ASSERT REGARDING THE MINOR CHILD. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration within two (2) working days of the date the service is needed: Complete the Request For Accommodations Form and submit to 800 Twiggs Street, Room 604, Tampa, Florida 33602. If you are hearing impaired or voice impaired, call TDD 1-800955-8771. Respectfully submitted, LEENETTA BLANTON CARDEN, P.A. /s/ LEENETTA BLANTON CARDEN, ESQUIRE, Florida Bar No.: 885584, 3308 West Kennedy Boulevard, Suite A, Tampa, Florida 629, Office: 81 876- 600, Email: lee@leecardenlaw.com Note of Service of Process by Publication State of North Carolina, County of Pitt in the District Court. 19-CVD97. North Carolina, Pitt County. Ingrid Janelle Tucker -vs- Paul Nathaniel Watkins. Take notice that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above-entitled action. The nature of the relief being sought is an absolute divorce based on one year separation and equitable distribution of property and debt. You are required to make defense to such pleading not later than February 26, 2019, and upon your failure to do so the party seeking service against you will apply to the Court for the relief sought. This is the 16th day of January, 2019. DeLyle M. Evans, Attorney at law, P.O. Box 522, Ayden, N.C. 28513. January 16th, 23rd, 30th, 2019.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Clermont-13650 Granville Ave- Clermont 2/13/19 3178 Michael Burnside 3142 Rustum Senauth 3063 Anibal Pagan AA8038G Michael Drew AA3036G Shaquana Jones 3102 Kathleen Horne AA2216G Jeanika Smith 1044 Shirley Claudio 1095 Christopher Bozzuto 2060 Paul Maldonado 3100 Mary Torres 1167 Angela Kelly AA7398G Karen Erskine Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive- Ocoee 2/13/19 1724 John Pownell 3487 Laura Eisenhardt 1521 Ronald Miller 1551 Shaquita Singleton 2449-50 Neil Van Bert 1646 Arnaz Barrington 3367-71 Janice Okoye Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W- Haines City 2/13/19 G0790 Jaime Nastu A0077 Isabel Casanova G0797 Oscar Darnell E0511 Olivia Adams G0775 Jose Jarquin H0903 David Ayala A0129 Lowreathea Jackson H0905 Jasmine Brangman Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail- Orlando 2/13/19 3224-25 Jose Muniz 2030 Juanita Figueroa 3621 Fray Peralta 1504 Rosalyn Trujillo 2010 Louie Crossfield 2050 Anthony Bailey 1225 Ismael Beltran 3241 Gregory Manigat 3329 Raul Lozada 3064 Wilfredo Molina 1252 Noelia Colon 1612 Chailyne Rivera 2413 Olga Bonnin Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr- Orlando 2/13/19 721 Mary Margolis 693 Michael Brown 567 Zenaida Arroyo 550 Leah cqueary 515 La’toya Andrews 1043 Carmelo Figueroa 821 Luis Garcia 932 Gloria Bell Perez 950 Sonalis Clay 843 Stevette Lasure 441 Charmaine Ayers. Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on February 7, 2019 and will continue until all locations are done. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; D43 Briana Korza $504.79,

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A13 Demaria Artis $342.86, D34 Heather Raincrow $435.71, D21 Matthew Smith $427.96, F31 Evelyn Matthews $230.35 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1270 Jennie Hart $597.98, 1159 Mark Boursiquot $454.38, 1097 Amy King $606.98, 1271 Derrick Strickland $377.54, 1127 Angela Drumm $452.32, 1157 Kelly Stephenson $504.60, 1303 Charles Powers Weathington $763.40, 1103 Ayondela Gipson $523.15, 1167 Angel Medina $484.49, AA3772A Renee Smith $559.00, 1276 Jennifer Young $569.81, 1286 Elon Bell $263.10 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; B118 Erika Harsanyi $884.68, C105 Jason Koch $947.77, C145 Henry Doggett $672.36, B125 Tobin Watler $557.84 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1043 Dolores Lentz $840.65, 2519 Jennifer Alexander $387.30, 1157-77 Aleesha Lello $715.80, 1409 Velia Bynes $384.23, 2506 Mystery Room $453.55, 2354 Lorna Rios $574.43, 2163 Mandy Anglin $560.45 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; C042 Darren Menezes $707.88, B089-90 Yolanda Walker $520.55, B081-82 Lisa Guy $306.10, E007 Dale Duprat $592.44, D013 Ampersand School $834.75 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1557 Veronca Melendez $496.15, 1463 John Dillon $311.96, 5010 Kenny Davenport $635.03, 1559 Natalee Gonzalez $311.96, 1451 John Dillon $311.96, 1217 Felicia Alexander $504.07, 1413 David French $510.22, 1460 John Dillon $311.96, 1250 Tiera Geer $481.53, 2231 Margaret Suskey $642.10, 1408 Tinee’ Perry 488.18, 1752 Adeleye Odunsa Jones $295.88, 1488 Henry Lewis $350.96, 1041 Isaac Sanchez $529.09, 1459 John Dillon $354.55, 2574 Jeanetta Dibble $341.96, 1417 Tony Benvento $880.70, 1300 Hearken MediaGroup $436.53, 1617 Bill Kilbourne $480.35, 2542-46 Serena Walsh $616.34, 1270 Daniel Clifford $466.60, 2819 Sandra Rivera $341.96 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 4042 Richard Nason $564.40, 2086 Paul Sanders $359.94, 4138 Robert Hall $623.15, 3005 Abra Patterson $320.08, 2090 Anthony Ortiz $369.96.

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Legal, Public Notices Notice Of Public Sale Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Tuesday, February 5th, 2019 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com beginning 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/Orlando-FL- storage-units/ for more info. Michigan Mini-200 W Michigan St Orlando, FL 32806-at 10:30am: 50 Josephine Vital 177 Guadalupe Burgos Camacho Personal Mini Storage Forsyth-2875 Forsyth Rd Winter Park FL, 32792-at 10:00 am: 308 Jessica Garrapy 386 Aaron Kenneth Green 491 Donna M Ortiz Personal Mini Storage Lake Fairview-4252 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804-at 11:00 am: 81 Brian James Diehl 120 Elizabeth Rodriguez Heredia 130 Stephen Douglas Alston Jr 135 Latrish Theres Battle 149 Jaquanda Leshawn Carn 247 Roslyn Verest Scott 734 Danella Iris Reeves 924 Faith Marie Gilbert 999 Antwan Lee Roberts 2039 Andrade Bernard Smith, Mary Santifer Smith, 1990 White 4D Toyota Camry Deluxe, VIN# 4T1SV21E9LU134854, Tag# 012TLK Personal Mini Storage West4600 Old Winter Garden Rd Orlando, FL 32811-at 11:30 am: 98 Michael Leonard Green Jr. 192 Rebecca McCrimmon Lee 217 Christine Mozelle 234 Jacqueline Ann Volcy 266 Glorisia Lauture 289 Gail Redden 313 Liz Yahaira Brache 387 Luiz Jose Antonio Filho 390 Georgie Mae Carnegie 431 Herbert McKinnon Jr. 444 Sabrina Bissoondyal 446 Al Randle 462 Jean W Alonzo 471 Vince Delrenard Brown 476 Vince Delrenard Brown 570 Lester L. Bouie Jr. 586 Loudwige Inelus 591 Shryl Denise Williams 611 Kim Whittley 628 Eveline Joachim 635 Rosette Castor 717B Yron Omari Evans, 2008 Mercedes Sedan, VIN WDDNG71X78A182393 Personal Mini Storage Edgewater-6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 0123 Denis Cyprien 0322 Neville Michael Walters, Sailormen/ Popeyes 0352 Garyd Shawn Robinson 0405 Samantha Justine Mckenzie 0532 Che Mathew Kinsella 0728 Akinlabi Mutema Jordan 0913 Michael Desmond Manning 0949 Guercy Reichman 1117 Edward Kenneth Steele 1311 Wesley David Kendrick 1422

Phyllis Regina Hutto 1606 David Wayne Dorminey Full Throttle Tree Service 1614 Dana Earl McGowan, 1991 HONDA CIVIC CRX, VIN# JHMED9365MS011051 2117 Christopher John Moon, Cynthia Lee Perrier, 1978 RV Motor Coach American MH 7400, ID VIN 148834D4689, TAG Q677KC 2309 Danayile Leqwanda Bueckhanon, Lonell Robinson, Carl Lee Robinson, Darnell S Pickett, Antwan Damon Bell, 2000 Chevy Monte Carlo SS 2 door, VIN # 2G1WX12K8Y9232172, TAG # D32TT; 1986 Chevy Camaro 2D Coupe, VIN #1G1FP87F7GN142947, NO TAG # 2001 Chevy Impala 4D Sedan, VIN #2G1WH55K819350731, NO TAG # Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1044 Natalie Maria Washington 1080 Jamie’sha Nichole Ross 1102 Shari Lyniece Clark 1118 Maxene Jeanlouis 3105 Harvey L Coleman 3106 Harvey L Coleman 4037 Katie Rashunda Gwenett Brown 4075 DeWayne Mark Clifton II 4099 Angel Luis Rios Gamboa 4118 Jada Patrice-Tenee Abrams 5057 Harvey L Colema 5063 Tara Denise Jackson 6046 William Harris Thomas. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 10:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824 pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. JANUARY 29, 2019 2C4RDGCG0GR201717 2016 DODGE FEBRUARY 1, 2019 JN8AZ08W24W316073 2004 NISSAN WVWPD63BX3P451693 2003 VOLKSWAGEN FEBRUARY 3, 2019 1HGFA16526L049323 2006 HONDA FEBRUARY 4, 2019 1GNDS13S862217475 2006 CHEVROLET FEBRUARY 5, 2019 1FTCR14U5STA32711 1995 FORD JTDBR32E530043309 2003 TOYOTA

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