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NEWS + FEATURES

FILM

MUSIC

31 Film listings

35 Meat is murder

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Tampa’s Meatwound deal in violent precision

9 Pulse: In Memoriam

31 Fairy tales for grown-ups

35 Leave your body behind

A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado

A Monster Calls is a dark fable leavened with modern truths

Ghostly folk group Susto are here to break hearts

9 ICYMI

32 On Screens in Orlando

News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

Movies opening this week: Hidden Figures and Underworld: Blood Wars

9 This Modern World 10 The deepest cut The shootings at Pulse took Juan Pablo Rivera Velázquez’s life, but now his mother and sister carry on his dreams

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ARTS + CULTURE

FOOD + DRINK

CALENDAR

12 Sound salvation

21 Mayan gold

Independent podcasters create radio by, for and about Orlando

You’ll fancy the no-frills Taste of Yucatán’s cuisine

38 The Week

36 Selections

21 Tip Jar

39 Down the Road

Luke’s Kitchen + Bar opens soon, Claddagh Cottage needs your help, plus more food news

Back Pages

22 Remix

50 Gimme Shelter

Caraway-flavored aquavit plays well in yet another Negroni remix

50 Savage Love

25 Recently reviewed

51 Classifieds

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

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You won’t need burgers for a fast-food fix once you find this Vietnamese noodle shop. Specializing in gigantic, weirdly addictive bowls of very thin rice noodles and various cuts of beef submerged in delicately seasoned broth, they also serve the usual exotics of shrimp paste and grilled pork – but the soup’s the thing. 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488; also 9728 E. Colonial Dr., 407-930-7670,

Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso. Note: Dairy and gluten options are available. 715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346

BEST BAKERY Valhalla Bakery

BEST CUPCAKE Sweet! by Good Golly Miss Holly

BEST INDIAN Tamarind Indian Cuisine

BEST PHO Pho 88

BEST SUSHI Seito Sushi

BEST BARBECUE 4 Rivers Smokehouse

BEST DELI TooJay’s Gourmet Deli

BEST ITALIAN (NOT JUST PIZZA) Prato

BEST PIZZA Mellow Mushroom

BEST TACOS Gringos Locos

BEST BRUNCH Santiago’s Bodega

BEST DESSERTS Better Than Sex

BEST JUICE/SMOOTHIES Planet Smoothie

BEST PLACE TO BUY MEAT Freshfields Farm

BEST TEAHOUSE Pom Pom’s Teahouse & Sandwicheria

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BEST THEME PARK RESTAURANT Be Our Guest, Magic Kingdom

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BEST RESTAURANT TO TAKE A DATE The Ravenous Pig

BEST VEGAN Ethos Vegan Kitchen

BEST CHINESE Hawkers Asian Street Fare

BEST FRIED CHICKEN The Coop

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BEST VEGETARIAN Dandelion Communitea Café

BEST COFFEE Drunken Monkey

BEST GREEK Mediterranean Blue

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BEST SEAFOOD Winter Park Fish Co.

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BEST ICE CREAM Jeremiah’s Italian Ice

BEST OUTDOOR DINING Hillstone Restaurant

BEST STEAKHOUSE Linda’s La Cantina Steak House

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado. Xavier Serrano Rosado had many passions in life, but his focus always stayed on one: his 5-year-old son, Kelvyn. The 35-yearold originally from Ponce, Puerto Rico, performed at local theme parks, including Disney World and Universal, before leaving to work at a shoe store to provide income and spend more time with his child, even though it meant not being a full-time dancer, says Kelvyn’s mother, Wilmariel Lozano. A video of one of his last performances as Eman Valentino at Parliament House shows Serrano Rosado lip-syncing and doing pirouettes under strobe lights, dressed in a bejeweled top hat and cape. “There was nothing that made him happier than dancing,” she says in Spanish. “It was always in his mind to open his own dance studio and teach others. But he left that to get a bet-

ter job with better hours. His son was his life.” Serrano Rosado and Lozano met about 10 years ago when they became impromptu partners for a salsa competition and began dancing professionally as a couple. Few understood their relationship before and after they had their son, Lozano says. People assumed they were married, but Serrano Rosado was gay. She describes him as her “partner, best friend, brother, soul mate,” a person who loved his family and a “spectacular father” who played video games with his son and turned their living room into a blanket fort. “It didn’t matter what time of day it was or the situation – if I knocked on his door, he would always answer and help,” she says. “He was a special person. His energy, his happiness would put a smile on your face. You could be going through something horrible and he would make you feel a thousand times better.” Most recently, Serrano Rosado was in a happy months-long relationship with Leroy Valentín Fernández, a dancer Lozano calls a loving person. Their last night together was at Pulse; both men died in the shooting June 12. “Part of me still doesn’t understand,” she says. “I know what happened. I know he’s not here with me. I see the photos and the videos. But part of me just can’t believe it. It hurts so much.”

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Orlando City’s Phil Rawlins steps down, Paul Paulson is back, Bondi gets a new prosecutor and other things you may have missed this week. »

Orlando mayoral candidate runs for state agriculture commissioner:

We thought we’d heard the last of Paul Paulson after he spent all that money to try to become Orlando’s mayor and still lost to incumbent Buddy Dyer by 30 points. But he’s back and he wants to replace to replace state Commissioner of Agriculture Adam Putnam, who has termed out of office (and is rumored to be running for governor in 2018). During his 2015 campaign for mayor, the Republican candidate faced several controversies, including issues with his veterans’ charity and an argument with a local artist who said the Paulson campaign refused to pay for using his work without permission in advertising.

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Phil Rawlins steps down from club presidency at Orlando City Soccer:

In a statement, Rawlins says he will remain with the team on the board of directors and will also have a new role as “Life President.” The day-to-day operations of Orlando’s soccer club will go to CEO Alex Leitao. Rawlins tells fans of the team not to worry because he’s “not going anywhere.”

Rick Scott assigns new prosecutor to complaint against Pam Bondi:

The Florida governor Scott selected a new prosecutor to investigate a complaint filed against Attorney General Pam Bondi for a $25,000 campaign contribution she received from Donald Trump. The president-elect made the 2013 donation to her political committee while she was considering whether Florida should investigate complaints that Trump University had defrauded consumers, which she ultimately decided not to pursue. Hillsborough State Attorney Mark Ober was originally asked to investigate, but Ober asked Scott to appoint somebody else because Bondi used to work for him. Stephen Russell, a state attorney from southwest Florida, has a year to decide whether the complaint has merit.

Florida is ‘radically out of step’ in denying felons right to vote, report says:

Florida may not have gone through a hanging-chad debacle during this presidential election, but a new report from the Brennan Center for Justice says more than 1.6 million residents have lost their right to vote in Florida for virtually the rest of their lives, due to an antiquated voting ban for people with past felony convictions. This represents more than 10 percent of the state’s voting-age population. Ex-felons who would like their voting rights back must petition the governor and a clemency board in a process that takes years. Out of the group of a million and a half people who lost the right to vote, about one-third are black, even though AfricanAmericans make up just 16 percent of the state’s population. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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THE DEEPEST CUT The shootings at Pulse took Juan Pablo Rivera Velázquez’s life, but now his mother and sister carry on his dreams

Angelita Velázquez

BY MON IVETTE COR D EI R O

or about a decade, Angelita Velázquez proudly worked next to her son at their Kissimmee salon as he sat clients in his black styling chair for transformations. She remembers Juan Pablo Rivera Velázquez, 37, would start off by swiveling the chair so their backs were to the mirror as he pulled out his roller brush and blow dryer. Juicy Couture, her son’s tiny, tutu-wearing schnauzer, would jump on to the client’s lap and cuddle as her owner blended and polished makeup into smoky eyes and a sparkling lip. When the blow dryer turned off, Juicy jumped down and Rivera Velázquez would slowly turn the chair to face the mirror. Sometimes clients would gasp, his mother says, and other times they would cry. She remembers one woman who exclaimed after she saw her reflection, “I didn’t know I was beautiful!” “He was a magician with those hands,” Velázquez says wistfully in Spanish. “He was a real artist who treated everyone here like family and gave people confidence. His motto was ‘There’s no such thing as an ugly woman. Anyone’s beauty can be highlighted.’” And then one night, he was gone. A gunman took his life along with his partner’s and 47 others’ on June 12 while they were partying at the gay nightclub Pulse. For months after the massacre, Alta Peluquería D’Magazine Salon remained shuttered and her son’s black styling chair remained empty, Velázquez says. She couldn’t go inside without thinking

of all the happy memories she had created with her son and his partner, and how within a matter of minutes, it was all taken away. Then one day, after much persistence from her daughter Jessica Silva, Velázquez agreed to reopen the south Orlando salon and rename it “D’Magazine by Juan P.” “At first, I didn’t want to open the salon because I thought, ‘How am I going to do this? He was the artist,’” she says. “But even the clients told me I had to keep going. One day, I woke up and told my daughter, ‘Vamos a echar pa’ lante.’ We have to keep his legacy going.” Originally from Ponce, Puerto Rico, Rivera Velázquez practiced cutting hair and doing highlights on his high school friends before getting his certification as a barber and stylist. Rivera Velázquez and his partner of 14 years, Luis Daniel Conde, moved to Orlando for a better life and opened the salon in 2006. Rivera Velázquez and his mother worked as stylists in the business, while Conde, 39, was its charismatic general manager known for loud and lovable greetings. The salon became a sanctuary not only for the women who frequented it, but also for many people in the LGBTQ community. Together, they gained a reputation among local models, beauty queens and drag performers that spread across Central Florida to Puerto Rico. They gave makeovers to cancer patients, and several times, they put on extravagant fashion shows. One of the last things Rivera Velázquez focused on before his

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death was creating a makeup line he called “Color Face Creation.” He used it in his salon, but he wanted to see it on the shelves of Sephora. After his death, Silva and her mother renamed the makeup line “CFC by Juan P” to honor him. On a December day a few weeks after reopening, former clients streamed into the salon to get a fresh look and remember their friends. Velázquez uses her son’s former styling chair, and above her certification, she has placed a framed photo of the couple. Silva says it’s been tough to throw herself into a world she knew little about before her brother’s death, but she’s quickly learning. “I couldn’t just leave everything he worked for and suffered for,” she says through tears. “His dream has become my dream, and until the last day of my life, I will continue to do everything he wanted.” Silva says the holidays have been especially hard because her brother and his partner were known for having a huge Three Kings Day party every year for their clients and friends at the salon. Epiphany falls on Friday, Jan. 6, this year, and people have asked her to hold the party, but Silva says it’s too soon, though she thinks she’ll be ready to throw one next year. She adds that she wants the salon to remain a safe space for LGBTQ people, a place where they know they are loved. “Love is love,” she says. “Juan and Conde have a love that can’t be compared. Who are we to tell them they can’t love each other? In my family, our love was unconditional, and it’s the same in the

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salon. There’s no divisions here; we’re all eating from the same plate with the same knife.” Velázquez says she’s able to smile, but her son’s death still hurts her profoundly. Juicy lives with her now, and Velázquez says the dog associates the sound of the blow dryer with her son – as soon as she turns it on, Juicy will come running into the bathroom. “I can’t forget my Juan,” she says. “As a parent, you always think you’ll die first, not them. He was a professional and an extraordinary human being with a heart of gold. They were both wonderful people. I need them so much, but little by little, we’re getting by.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Independent podcasters create radio by, for and about Orlando BY AB BY STASSEN

aying that someone has “a face for the radio” used to be an insult. But over the past seven years, independent podcasters revived a medium that had lost its allure due to shock jocks and overwrought advertising. Orlando’s podcast scene is no exception, and there are plenty of independent local creatives fine-tuning the medium. Most of the city is familiar with scene heavyweight A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan, but over the last few years the community has exploded, giving rise to dozens and dozens of worthwhile podcasts. Many of the producers have some background in terrestrial radio or the audio industry, either from being in bands or having a cast member with professional training. All of them are committed to creating and broadcasting a quality show, whatever their focus may be, and they have a sincere love for their fans (and each other, most of the time). For some, podcasting is a creative outlet that they work on out of sheer love of the craft, producing shows in home studios with self-funded equipment every week (and proudly sharing the results in their Facebook community, the very active Podcast Mafia). For others, podcasting has been a launching pad for other endeavors: Keep an eye out for The Nerdy Show’s animated series Lightning Dogs and for What’s the Fuss? Podcast’s charity concerts. Ranging in topic from general news to bar banter to theme park gossip to geeking out, these are some of the podcasts we think deserve a closer listen.

uncharted waters of podcasting in 2009. They are known for their improvisational back-and-forth, their commitment to their fans, and their fans’ near-rabid commitment to them (we see you, BDMs!). Tom and Dan have assists from Ross McCoy and Samantha Haar, but for the most part what listeners hear is well-honed banter from years of working together. The cornerstone of their success was initially viewed as a weakness: Before starting the podcast, a radio traditionalist told Dennis that Tom and Dan would never survive because it only had two hosts. He was wrong. So you were “Morning Zoo” guys on terrestrial radio. What drew you to podcasting? Tom: After we did the radio show, Daniel and I used to just sit in the office sometimes and we’d have our interns in there and they’d be laughing and me and Daniel would just be fucking around. We said, “Hey, we should record this. I bet the listeners would like to hear this. And if we put it on the internet we can do it uncensored.” Daniel already had the know-how to do all of the audio stuff. We decided we should do a podcast on Wednesday, and we started it that Friday after we got out of work. Dan: We’d stop and get some beers, eat some lunch, about 2 p.m. was our 5 o’clock, so we’d start drinking and talk some shit. T: And we never changed that because we realized in podcasting, consistency is key. Did you dislike the terrestrial radio model? D: We disliked the radio business and where it was going. Definitely not as fun as it used to be. T: We liked the format, though, of talk

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community – he’s known for listening to virtually every single local podcast when it airs and for animating Tom and Dan’s Tom and Dan Toons! His show strives to present general conversation between Jones, Siwek and their guests in a way that’s different from any other podcast in Orlando by seeking out the stories that no one else is talking about.

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radio. We always say this just is what we do, we talk about stuff and try to make it funny and see where it goes. Would you ever go back to regular radio? T: We would not. They’ll never be able to pay us enough to go back. D: The amount of money we make now is based directly on how hard we work, whereas what we made before was never based on that. T: We now have job security because if the show fails, it’s us. We can’t get fired, that kind of thing. D: I try to fire him. T: If me and Daniel don’t die, we’re set. We even got insurance on each other to make sure that didn’t happen. D: But mine was REALLY expensive because I think I’m going soon. T: We realized this is how we make a living, we should protect it. It’s called key man insurance. So if either one of us goes, the other one can take care of the person’s family, and buy the other family out and get money into the business to figure out if it could survive. Ross McCoy: (Points to Tom) Yes, (points to Dan) no. Episode to start with: Episode: “The most recent episode on tomanddan.com”

THE SWERVEY JONES SHOW A longtime talk radio fan, Swervey Jones started experimenting with podcasting around 2008. After a run of shows that didn’t work out (including an entire podcast network that broadcast five shows a week) Jones hit his stride with The Swervey Jones Show in late 2015 after connecting with his co-host, audio engineer Trey Siwek. Jones is a hard worker who is as deeply invested in his own show as he is in the Orlando podcast

What’s the focus of your podcast? Swervey Jones: The main focus of the show is just general conversation. It’s just things that we’re into, things that have happened to us, little bits of things that happen in our life. We’re a little nerdier than the other ones. I’ll tend to ramble about comics and movies and stuff. The occasional story that pops up – and if we do a story, we try to go for something that we don’t think anyone is going to talk about. I have this weird gift to get people to starting talking and open up, and I was like, “Talking’s for me! I like doing it.” What do you think of the Orlando podcast scene and what are some of your favorite podcasts? SJ: I think it’s fantastic. The amount of love and promotion that everyone gives each other is unbelievable. I get to listen to pretty much all of them. I listen to Oh No Radio Show every week, I listen to BYOCB every week, I listen to all of the Tom and Dans, Burn It Down, Steezy’s Trap House, What’s the Fuss?, Tidbits, Cinema Crespodiso. All of them are my favorites. What would you say sets you apart from some of the podcasts that are struggling? SJ: It’s networking. The shows that get out there and grind do better than the other podcasts that aren’t out there grinding. Getting out there to events, talking to people, finding people who are into podcasts or at least interested in the idea so they might listen to a show or two. Episode to start with: Episode 147: “Shaq’s Grappling Hook”

WHAT’S THE FUSS? PODCAST A talk radio–formatted show with punk-rock roots, What’s the Fuss? Podcast (or W.T.F.P.) got its first boost in listeners after Ross McCoy from Tom and Dan teased them on-air for having a name that was eerily similar to a little podcast run by famous comedian Marc Maron. Over the course of his attempted mockery, Ross mentioned W.T.F.P. roughly 35 times, putting the show on the map for thousands of podcast fans in the Orlando area. The attention was well-deserved: hosts Rocky CONTINUED ON PAGE 17

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Socha, Steve Etchie and Bill Helveston put lots of love and care into their show and they’re the only show we talked to that has a strong background with a local charity that gives back to the Orlando community at a grass-roots level. What’s your podcast’s origin story? Rocky Socha: I had a charity called Planks for Nothing and I’d give skateboards and clothing away to kids. I needed someone to help me, so I got Bill. We started dropping clothes off around Lake Eola before we even had a podcast. And I knew he was funny, and I knew Etchie was funny, but I was gonna start a podcast no matter what because I had all of this material written. I knew that I wasn’t a comedian because none of my jokes were going to be funny in 10 minutes; they’re funny this second. Why did you have a charity to begin with? RS: I was homeless; I was a runaway. The charity thing happened because I got out of it. I hated that people had to deal with that. I was embarrassed, I hated it, and I was like, “Fuck it, I’m going to work.” And getting out of it and helping other people, it really helped the wounds and it got rid of the embarrassment. And skateboarding and punk rock saved me completely. What’s your main focus? RS: Music, interviews and comedy. It’s all pretty much comedy and then we have a lot of guests and bands that we’re into. It’s pretty centralized around punk rock and a little bit of politics, but we really try to stay out of it. And if we do get political, we’ll make fun of EVERYBODY because there’s so much to make fun of. Bill Helveston: It’s a local idea. We want to promote the city. The community and the podcast community, they’ve accepted us and pushed us further than we could’ve gone this soon. That was my whole idea about it: Take this show, use the platform and promote things in this city. Episode to start with: Episode 34: “Fritzkrieg Bop”

fresh and natural. They enjoy starting “pod wars” with other shows, and don’t mind their reputation as the troublemakers of the Orlando podcast community. Their show is unique in its high levels of production and formatting, with segments involving YouTube clips, weird memes and other oddities that fans can follow along with on their website. Butler may call his crew the “Forgettable Foursome,” but the culture they’ve worked so hard to create around their show is more than memorable. How did you guys get started? Owen Butler: 2009 was the very first podcast we did. I’d been listening to podcasts since 2004. We were not doing it consistently at that point. It was whenever you could get anybody together. We weren’t necessarily live. It grew over a couple years before we settled down and said, “OK, we’re doing this on a Thursday night.” Part of getting more successful is seeing that consistency and seeing those same people popping into your Facebook group and engaging. I’d rather have a smaller listener base that is engaged than a larger listener group that is passive. I want REAL listeners, not numbers. What’s the focus of your show? OB: With our show, it’s a little more like a traditional 104.1 radio show. There’s definitely not a real niche to what we do, and that’s been something that’s been great for us and also hurt us because you get these podcasts that have a niche and gain a following. Because we don’t have that specific niche, it can be a bit more of a challenge to get listeners because you never really know what you’re going to get with our show. But we like that about our show. Where did your name come from? OB: The origin of the name comes from a talking pothole on a commercial. It was a Geico commercial, and the car hits the pothole and starts talking. And it had this voice that was like “Ooooh nooo! Your tire just broke and junk! What are you gonna do?!” And we kept using that voice and saying “Oooh nooo!” So it just kind of fell into place as “Oh No Radio Show.” Episode to start with: Episode 268: “The Futon Experience”

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Owen Butler, the “Captain of the Shit Ship” at Oh No Radio Show, is a seasoned veteran of the Orlando podcast scene. A lifelong talk radio fan, Butler decided to start his own show in 2009 and bring the morning radio format to podcast listeners at night. His ear for radio and hosting skills are apparent the moment he turns on his mic, and his banter with co-hosts Tyler Whicher, Zack Mills and Tom Barile feels

Nerdy Show host and commander-in-geek Cap Blackstone’s experience in radio started on Rollins College’s terrestrial station, WPRK 91.5-FM, in 2009. After generating some buzz from that show (and procuring Orlando Weekly awards in the process) Blackstone decided to continue working on the themes they’d started with in a podcast format, and many of their fans followed.

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With the help of co-managers boR, Jessica Uelmen, Matt “Trench” Benson and Doug Banks, The Nerdy Show gradually grew and spawned a number of themed spinoff shows, including tabletop roleplaying shows Dungeons and Doritos, Ghostbusters: Resurrection, State of the Empire (a Star Wars speculation show where hosts look for news in “Alderaan” places) and Nerdy Show Book Club. The number of shows grew enough to start the umbrella of the Nerdy Show Network, where fans can find themed audio dramas, music podcasts, video game news and more – if it’s geeky, The Nerdy Show’s got it covered. Your podcast has been around for a while, and you guys have grown into a full network. Any new shows on the horizon? Cap Blackstone: Our latest project is Lightning Dogs: The Official Paw’dcast. It came from a bunch of random improvising on Nerdy Show. We were actually commiserating on what at the time was the death of dramatic animated television because a bunch of shows we liked had gotten canceled. We were cutting to a song break, which was a cover of the ThunderCats theme called “Lightning Dogs.” And we were like – “Whoa, but what’s that show? That sounds like an awesome show.” What was supposed to be a 30-second track intro turned into a 10-minute-long discussion about anthropomorphic dogs from another universe that come to a post-apocalyptic Earth lorded over by the evil Glampire and a bunch of mutants and so on. We put that out there; we thought it was fun. Within 24 hours of that episode coming out, fans had given us $200 to keep talking about that. That was in 2013 and every discussion we’ve had about that concept has been recorded. Every single meeting, every single world-building session. Because we’re doing the show, we had this unique opportunity to have the moment of creative lightning striking. We’ve re-edited our original episodes, so now it’s a documentary podcast show about the creative process. orlandoweekly.com

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SCOTCH AND “GOOD” CONVERSATION Peter von Taborsky launched his oneon-one interview show, Scotch and “Good” Conversation, in November 2015. Von Taborsky sought to do something fairly ironic with the medium: Turn off everyone’s cell phones, refuse to use the internet for reference, and get to know his friends and some of Orlando’s most interesting people through good old-fashioned conversation. The show is loosely structured in a way that creates a genuine connection between him and his guests: He tells the guest three things he knows about them, then he shifts between roles as interviewer and subject, asking his guest seven questions about themselves while they ask him three. So far his unique idea has been a success – von Taborsky’s palpable interest in his guests and his willingness to be open and honest when answering their interview questions (as well as letting his guests read pages from his high school CONTINUED ON PAGE 18

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diary) has struck a chord in Orlando and beyond. What’s the main focus of your podcast? Peter von Taborsky: I like the idea of people coming to me, and having a oneon-one conversation with them. I like the idea of shutting off our phones, shutting off the computer. And if I’m talking to someone and we’re talking about a record or a movie and we don’t know who directed it, we don’t immediately go to the phone. We don’t immediately look it up. We try to figure it out. I have really talented, amazing friends, so I thought, “I’ll just interview them and have them interview me.” We’ll get done with some podcasts, I’ll sit with someone I’ve known for eight years and I’ll say, “You realize this is the longest we’ve ever sat in a room and had a conversation?” And I love that. Do you have any background in radio that helped you create your podcast? PVT: In the ’80s I went to broadcasting school and I got a job as an intern on a radio station down in South Florida. I think I did it for about two days. 1980s radio was ultrawacky stupid horrible. It was just a whole lot of Hawaiian shirts and captain hats and guys on coke. I thought my whole life that was what I wanted to be when I grew up and then I realized it wasn’t. Jumping into the podcasting thing I really had no idea what I was doing. I record in GarageBand. In broadcasting school, we put everything on reel-to-reel and cut the tape. I looked at it and I was initially scared of it, but I realized it was the exact same thing as cutting tape, you’re just doing it digitally. I have some really talented friends who helped me set up and write some music, and helped me get all my ducks in a row. Then I just took it out there and flew it up the flagpole. Episode to start with: Episode 30: “Tossing furniture in the pool, fishing, whiskey, baby butt thongs & the beer pocket – a conversation with Jacob Kaplan”

ORLANDO TOURISM REPORT When someone moves to Orlando, excited friends and family often say, “Why are you moving to the Magic Kingdom?” or “I can’t wait to come visit you at Hogwarts!” While there’s more here than Disney, Universal and the rest, theme parks make up the backbone of Orlando’s massive tourism industry and the city’s economy in general. But when blogger Ken Storey (who writes for Orlando Weekly, among 18

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other outlets) went looking for a radio show about the City Beautiful’s central industry in 2014, he came up empty. Storey decided to round up other bloggers writing about theme parks and create a podcast discussing Central Florida’s tourism industry, covering lesser-known stories and smaller attractions, and hosting guests involved in the industry’s technical side who were often overlooked by more fan-based podcasts. In October 2015, Orlando Tourism Report found a terrestrial radio home on WPRK 91.5-FM in Winter Park, broadcasting live on Fridays from 10 a.m. to noon. Why did you start your podcast? Ken Storey: If you go to any major city, you’ll find radio shows covering the central industries of their town. Orlando was missing that. I didn’t understand why no one was talking about the tourism sector from a local’s perspective with the understanding that those listening are familiar with – and likely working in – the industry. What makes your show unique? KS: The idea is to elevate the discussion beyond the press releases and blurbs that most of the theme park community conversation involves. I honestly got some inspiration from how TMZ does its television show. I wanted to cover the news behind the news, so I created a team of bloggers. Everyone involved in OTR has their own media outlet where they cover the basic story; then we come together to discuss the other aspects of the story. What are the benefits to your podcast of having a terrestrial radio home and access to a professional studio? KS: Having the live radio format has meant we can be engaged with listeners in real time as they tweet or call into the show. We never had live callers or live tweet responses when we were only a podcast. It’s helped us get guests much easier. Interviewing guests in person is much different than via Skype or WebEx. I’ve found that having the two hours of live radio with a guest sitting across the table from me has meant deeper and more meaningful interviews. At the same time, the radio show means that I now have twice as much work to do to prepare it for the podcast. There’s a lot of technical stuff that goes into the radio show that a podcast alone doesn’t require. Episode to start with: Episode: “Orlando Tourism Report at International Association of Amusement Parks and Attractions”

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OPENINGS Luke’s Kitchen + Bar by chef Brandon McGlamery (Luma on Park, Prato) opens in Maitland Monday, Jan. 9 … Phan’s Asian Cuisine, a new eatery by local B-boy Tung Fu (of MF Kidz), is in the soft-open mode on South OBT near West Taft-Vineland Road … Fratello’s Pizza celebrates its grand opening Saturday, Jan. 7, in Coytown … Teak Neighborhood Grill opens a second location in the former RanGetsu space in Maitland sometime this spring … The Halal Guys, the popular NYC street-cart outfit, will open near Waterford Lakes in early 2017 … Kalienne’s FilipinoAmerican Bakeshop & Eatery has opened in Altamonte Springs … Near the Mall at Millenia, Habit Burger Grill has opened on Millenia Plaza Way; nearby, Tijuana Flats has opened on Gardens Park Boulevard – this location is debuting a new look with butcherblock tables, banquette seating and a 24-seat patio … Chef Wang’s Kitchen has opened in the 1st Oriental Supermarket plaza on West Colonial Drive … Also on West Colonial Drive, Taco Twist, specializing in Korean tacos, has opened in the old Italian Beefstro space … MidiCi, a Neapolitan pizza joint based out of Sherman Oaks, California, has opened an outpost in the Crosslands Shopping Center in Kissimmee.

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cado inside the doughy-soft mini baguette known as bolillo made the sandwich a filling one. At one point, upon feeling the bloat, we set the bread aside and just You’ll fancy this no-frills eatery’s Yucatecan cuisine pecked at the spicy-sweet meat. BY FAIYAZ KARA I tend to shy away from quesadillas (flour tortillas are not my favorite), but I e weren’t exactly hungry on Yorker friend of mine visiting for the week- couldn’t find fault with these triangles layentering the familiar confines end, and so began our excursion into the ered with rajas poblanas ($3.35), a mélange of sliced poblanos, mushroom, onion, corn of the Taste of Yucatán, a space fare of the Mayan peninsula. Patrons gazing up at the menu monitors and cream. The “made-to-order” guacathat’s seen a revolving door of eateries from the much-acclaimed Scandinavian tend to take awhile to select their “presen- mole ($4.50), on the other hand, left us resto Two Fat Chefs (remember them?) to tation” (taco/quesadilla/torta/rice bowl) underwhelmed – it was gritty and mushy, the not-so-acclaimed Church’s Chicken. and “filling” (meat/veg) of choice, but it’s and too limey for our liking, plus the chips But that was before we sauntered up to the easy to forget the annoyance after tear- lacked any semblance of flavor. Swigs of counter and started chatting with owner ing into a deep-fried salbute (a panucho Sidral Mundet ($2.20) and Mexican Coke ($2.20) were enjoyed Joal Rodriguez, who talked about the without the bean stuffing) between bites, but that menu and his house-made salsas and hot filled with spiced barbacarbonation only served coa ($2.70). Slathering a sauces in great detail. TASTE OF YUCATÁN to further swell our I could almost feel a space being made mango-habañero salsa on 1375 S. Semoran Blvd. waistlines. So it’s probain my gastrointestinal tract as he spoke the crispy “Mayan taco” 407-704-2248 bly a good thing they ran of panucho – deep-fried, bean-stuffed elevated its already lofty thetasteofyucatan.com out of dessert. For that tortillas – and cochinita pibil – pork status in our eyes (and $ matter, they also ran out rubbed with achiote, marinated in sour mouths). The habañero of pavo (turkey), a comorange, then slow-roasted for eight hours pepper is an essential mon sight on plates in in a banana leaf. When he pointed to a element in Yucatecan Styrofoam container of ruddy and oily cuisine, and is featured here in another the Yucatan, as well as vaporcito, a ground salsa macha, the infernal sauce fashioned salsa blended with tamarind. That liquid beef tamale wrapped in banana leaf that we from smoked chile de arbol and sesame lure helped counter dry pollo adobado were anxious to try. Rodriguez plans to introduce beer and seeds, the mental purging of the burger I’d (chicken marinated in red chiles, garlic devoured a few hours earlier was all but and vinegar) in another deep-fried number wine, as well as additional menu items ($2.40). While we could’ve easily sustained from his native land, next year. So while complete. And that combination – panucho ($1.20) ourselves on these Mayan tacos alone, we cultural pluralism may get Trumped in plus pibil ($1.99) plus salsa macha, along had our eyes on one of their doughy tortas. 2017, we can take heart knowing that in the “You MUST have it with the al pastor,” Taste of Yucatán, this city has torn down with a spoon of diced onions marinated in sour orange, proved utterly intoxicating. Rodriguez insisted, and the man was right. another culinary wall. “DAMN that’s good,” exclaimed a New The porky bits, Oaxacan cheese and avofkara@orlandoweekly.com

NEWS/EVENTS Claddagh Cottage, the venerable Irish pub on Curry Ford Road that closed at the end of 2016, is hoping to reopen a mile down the road and is asking the public for a little financial help. Head over to gofundme.com/ claddaghcottagepub to help them out.

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Executive chef Joseph Burnett has left Osprey Tavern and is looking to open his own restaurant in Winter Garden sometime in 2017. Seito Sushi executive chef Austin Boyd will oversee Osprey Tavern’s kitchen. K Restaurant is no longer serving lunch, but chef-owner Kevin Fonzo will focus on “kicking up” happy hour specials as well as adding Sunday-night supper service. Ten10 Brewing’s second annual rib competition event is at 1 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 7; one week later, Sonny’s BBQ’s second annual Smokin’ Showdown Invitational takes place at the Central Florida Zoo at 11 a.m. Saturday, Jan. 14. According to the James Beard Foundation, here are some trends to watch for in 2017: a revival of French cuisine; a new “it” grain, sorghum; and the rise of delivery-only restaurants.

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es, yes; this column has remixed the Negroni before (and the Boulevardier, and the Old Pal). But the Negroni is so perfect in itself, and yet so perfectly and endlessly remixable, that it was inevitable I’d come back to it. In fact, I make no promises that I won’t do it again. That said, this month’s Remix was a happy accident. I started with a bottle of Norwegian Linie aquavit, a fiery graindistilled neutral spirit that’s aged in oak sherry barrels, but there are very few classic cocktails that use aquavit as a base spirit. It’s usually drunk straight – tossed off while making heavy eye contact in a Scandinavian tradition known as “skoaling.” (In Time Life’s 1968 book The Cooking of Scandinavia, there’s a somewhat creepy photo triptych of Swedish actor Max Von Sydow demonstrating proper skål form.) Aquavit is flavored with botanicals, like gin; and like gin, each distiller uses a pro-

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prietary flavor blend. In general, though, savory caraway is the uppermost flavor/ aroma. Most Americans experience caraway in just one place: rye bread. My first thought: Who wants to drink a cocktail that tastes like a sandwich? After a few hare-brained ideas, like infusing rye whiskey with ham or Swiss cheese or trying to find Dijon-mustard bitters, I hit upon the idea of using aquavit in a gin-traditional cocktail. But with that savory taste, it couldn’t be anything sweet. Negroni to the rescue: Aquavit plays well with Campari’s bitterness and with some red vermouths – choose one that’s more on the herbal/bitter side, not sweet or fruity. I used Carpano Antica, though Punt e Mes would also work well here (avoid Dolin, Martini or Noilly Prat). Skoal! jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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Stir spirits in a mixing glass filled with ice. Strain into a chilled glass and garnish with orange.

REMIXED: • 1 generous ounce Campari • 1 generous ounce Carpano Antica vermouth • 1 scant ounce Linie aquavit • dill sprig Stir spirits in a mixing glass filled with cracked ice and let rest in the ice (you want some dilution). Strain into a chilled glass. Drape dill sprig across, not in, the glass, for an aromatic garnish.

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BARTACO Beach-themed taquería fuses Mexican tradition with Latin, Mediterranean and Asian flavors and, for the most part, does so successfully. Tacos are on the small side, but when corn tortillas are filled with such succulent meats as duck confit in tamarind glaze, rotisserie pork pastor, and soy-, sesame- and srirachamarinated Angus ribeye topped with kimchi, substance tends to trump size. Vegetarian options (falafel, cauliflower, portobello) abound, but don’t overlook other items like kicked-up, creamy guac and grilled corn rolled in lime, cayenne and cotija. Cocktails please even when desserts don’t wow. Open daily. 7600 Dr. Phillips Blvd., 407-801-8226; $$

EARLS KITCHEN + BAR As in other cities, Canadian import Earls Kitchen + Bar “unchains the chain” with way-cool interior design, and that verve finds its way into the kitchen as well, with a menu of global greatest hits ranging from bibimbap to poke and chimichurri steak to Cajun chicken. English sticky toffee pudding makes a great ending (just ask for more toffee sauce), while an above-average cocktail program keeps it interesting on the libationary front. Open daily (until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays). 4200 Conroy Road, 407-345-8260; $$

TENNESSEE TRUFFLE Southern fare and French technique fuse at chef-owner Nat Russell’s downhome Sanford resto. His biscuits and gravy might be the best in Central Florida, and the same could be said of his maque-choux and creamed corn. Biscuit sandwiches, like the BLT and chicken salad, are wholly satisfying, though be wary of palate-shreddingly firm biscuits. A scoop of house-made ice cream (brown butter and buttered popcorn, specifically) is the way to end. Breakfast and lunch only. Closed Sundays and Mondays. 125 W. First St., Sanford, 407-942-3977; $ CONTINUED ON PAGE 26

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TEAK NEIGHBORHOOD GRILL

This chill MetroWest hang developed a loyal following for its hefty half-pound burgers and craft brews, and it’s no wonder. Purists can indulge in the “Plain Jane” with American cheese, Bibb lettuce and tomato on a brioche bun, while braver souls can feel the heat with the peppery “Wholey Hell!!!”. There’s even a donut burger for heart haters. Open daily until 2 a.m. 6400 Time Square Ave., 407-313-5111; $$

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Reflecting the culinary traditions of Florida old and new, 1921 by Norman Van Aken dazzles with art, decor and menu focusing on the flora and fauna of the Sunshine State, like dumplings filled with mousse of spiny lobster and rock shrimp in a country ham dashi. Pan-roasted duck breast with mole poblano is staggeringly good, as is whole Cape Canaveral white shrimp, Anson Mills grits and a fosse of spiced ’nduja vinaigrette and ramp butter spiked with pickled gooseberries. The tres leches popsicle is poetry on a plate. Closed Mondays. 142 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora, 352-385-1921; $$$$

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Rick Bayless’s Disney Springs concept is, no surprise, a family-friendly affair with a safe offering of well-executed Mexican dishes, not least of which is the tortilla soup with red chile chicken broth. Vegetarians ought to sample tostadas heaped with grilled zucchini and strips of poblano rajas, while meat-eaters will relish every bite of the cochinita pibil torta (think Mexican hoagie). For dessert, give the fried plantains with ice cream and cajeta a go. 1604 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-560-9197; $$$

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Affordable pho, rice bowls and noodle bowls makes this small, trendy eatery a bastion of collegians attending UCF and Full Sail. Fair warning: The place can get packed pretty quickly, but if you snag a table, take advantage and order the oversized “king pho” bowl with as beefy a broth as you’ll ever slurp. While bao and spring rolls are serviceable, the rice bowl with crispy tofu and the banh mi are surefire options. 7581 University Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-6069; $

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The Bowden Dynasty A special presentation

of a documentary about the life and career of Bobby Bowden, former football coach of the Florida State Seminoles. Sunday, 6 pm; multiple locations; $15; fathomevents.com. Carousel A special screening of the Rodgers

& Hammerstein musical film for its 60th anniversary. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Cult Classics: Blazing Saddles Mel Brooks’

comedy about a black sheriff (Cleavon Little) and his drunk gunfighter friend (Gene Wilder). Doesn’t exactly hold up. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. FilmSlam Monthly showcase of the best in local independent film. Vote for each month’s winner. Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Jackie An intimate portrait of Jackie Kennedy, played by Natalie Portman, in the days immediately after her husband was assassinated. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. PHOTO COURTESY OF FOCUS FEATURES

Living Room Screening – Shorts Program A unique screening series featuring a collection of short independent films which become the catalyst for conversation. Saturday, 4 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 518328-4773; bluebambooartcenter.com.

the ambiguity of good and evil.) The film’s weaknesses lie in its performances, pacing and the sense that Bayona, who is Spanish, can’t quite capture the story’s peculiarly English sensibility. Still, Bayona shows immense talent, especially in his use of imagery and art direction, compared to Weaver, who is miscast. Lacking leavened with modern truths the requisite English air and vocal pattern (though her basic sounds are OK), she is also physically wrong for the grandmomother (Sigourney Weaver). So it’s not therly part. (Replace her with Judi Dench surprising that this emotionally frustrated or Fionnula Flanagan, and you’d really yet visually creative English lad concocts a have a film!) Kebbell is also unimpressive, fantastical character. Or perhaps it’s not so but, thankfully, Neeson, Jones and Lewis MacDougall (Conor) are much concoction as mystiasked to do most of the cal intervention. A MONSTER CALLS heavy lifting, and they are Director J.A. Bayona has opens Friday, Jan. 6 all up to the task, especialdealt with loss and grief in ly Jones, who is becoming mother-son relationships an acting powerhouse. before, in The Orphanage (And watch carefully for and The Impossible. A a brief appearance by Monster Calls is not quite as strong as those, but it’s close – and Geraldine Chaplin.) The film has some scary moments befitjust as deep. Particularly memorable is the way Bayona and writer Patrick Ness ting its mature themes. One would expect (who based the screenplay on his 2011 no less from the director of The Orphanage. novel) balance fantasy and reality while But if Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth blending traditional fables with modern was a fairy tale strictly for adults, A Monster truths. The merger of animation styles is Calls is one that both adults and brave chileven more impressive, with CGI work- dren over, say, 10 years of age should see, ing alongside traditional 2-D watercolors, despite the PG-13 rating. Most movie creatures are better left the latter being used to bring alive two of the three fables that the giant imparts to alone. But this is one monster’s call you Conor. (Those fables tackle topics rang- should answer. ing from adhering to one’s principles to film@orlandoweekly.com

FAIRY TALES FOR GROWN-UPS A Monster Calls is a dark fable BY CAMERON MEIE R

n the past 12 months, we’ve seen two memorable movie monsters. The first, the Big Friendly Giant (The BFG), lives up to his name. If you can look past his grotesque features and uncouth fellow feefi-fo-fummers, he’s a big sweetie. The same can’t be said for the eponymous star of A Monster Calls. No, this is a giant straight out of a child’s nightmares, carrying an adult-oriented message. Voiced by Liam Neeson, this CGI monster has come to visit 13-year-old Conor O’Malley not to comfort or provide escapist amusement, but to both challenge him and help him overcome the perceived monster inside himself. He’s also come to heal, which is appropriate considering he’s birthed from the branches of a sacred yew tree. Conor – “too old to be a kid [and] too young to be a man” – is struggling to cope with the serious illness of his mother (Felicity Jones). He doesn’t get much emotional support from his largely absent father (Toby Kebbell), and he detests his grand-

One Piece Film: Gold Japanese animated

film about pirates, mercenaries and millionaires vying for treasure in a lawless city of entertainment. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Princess Mononoke 20th Anniversary Special pre-

sentation of Hayao Miyazaki’s beloved animated film about a feral princess torn between nature and civilization. Subtitled Thursday, dubbed Monday. Thursday, 7 pm, Monday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

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The Pursuit of Happyness Will Smith plays a homeless single dad trying to jumpstart his career. Friday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Trail Running Film Festival A three-hour

selection of some the best films from the Trail Running Film Festival in Seattle. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 404-695-5800; trailfilmfest.com. Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Requiem for a Dream Darren Aronofsky’s depressing drama

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the sound turned all the way down. What a shame, then, that this new one wasn’t released in time for that recent Visage reunion at I-bar. Nostalgia, it does things to a man. (R) ALSO PLAYING: Dangal The true story of former amateur wrestler Mahavir Singh Phogat, who trained two of his daughters in the sport and watched them go on to win medals at the Commonwealth Games. When the film was released last month in its native India, four states waived the traditional entertainment tax imposed on movies, in recognition of this picture’s ability to promote women’s rights and combat unfortunate practices like the selective abortion of female fetuses. Over here, you might be able to talk your way into a free popcorn refill. (NR) Lion Dev Patel stars as an Indian fellow adopted by Australian parents who finds his biological family by using Google Earth. (As opposed to Frodo Baggins, who found Mordor via Google Middle Earth.) The film is “a moving journey that transcends the typical clichés of its genre,” according to the utterly arbitrary critical consensus on Rotten Tomatoes! (PG-13)

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MEAT IS MURDER Tampa’s Meatwound deal in violent precision BY MATTHEW MOYER

ampa metronomic bruisers Records-era death metal and in a more Meatwound might be a relatively recent art-noise scene where guerrilla young outfit, but their sound belies shows were held in storage units; it’s a fetid a deep, dark sonic lineage, taking in every- stew of sonic and cultural influences. The band has thing from forgotten already completed cult masochists like both a full-length Fudge Tunnel and MEATWOUND LP – the superb sonic monoliths with Order of the Owl, Junior Addio, on Magic Godflesh to Revolting Bruce, Sinkholes, Deformed, Bullet – and toured Cocks in their murBurn to Learn (including some der-cyborg moments 7 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 7 previous Orlando and Shellac’s feroWill’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. engagements), along cious minimalism. willspub.org the way sharing stagTheirs is a sound that free es with death metal is dour, monochroall-stars Gruesome matic (a deep dark and High on Fire. crimson, if you must know), and machinelike in its precision This Little Underground’s Bao Le-Huu – unrelenting, with little to no melodic lauded Meatwound as “one of the most credible and imminent threats to rise from breathing room nor sonic excess. Formed from the ashes of Primate around here,” and in the ensuing year Research, Holy Mountain and they’ve absolutely lived up to this promise. Combatwoundedveteran, Meatwound have Don’t believe us? Come get your eardrums emerged from a Tampa underground that is pulped in person – it’s a free show, after all. equally rooted in the heyday of Roadrunner mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com

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LEAVE YOUR BODY BEHIND Ghostly folk group Susto are here to break hearts BY MATTHEW MOYER

PHOTO BY PAUL CHELMIS

After some early lineup changes, the members of harleston’s leftfield folk quintet Susto are bravely stepping in to the live music waste- Susto now protect one another within a forcefield of land that immediately follows the holidays, music. Susto’s sound is that curious mix of lullabye and it’s not just that dedication to road life that makes sweet and darkness-on-the-edge-of-town sour, like a this show worth your time and money. Susto are the piece of caramel wrapped in barbed wire. Big choruses and soaring harmonies are current embodiment of “hotly tempered by just enough compotipped”: The band has been feaSUSTO sitional eccentricity. The overall tured on Daytrotter and NPR, with David Oliver Willis, effect is something between the toured with Iron and Wine and Bill Silver aforementioned Iron and Wine Band of Horses, and are poised 7 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 7 and a frazzled cosmic country to hit the road with (ahem) the Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. sweet spot. Lumineers after cutting their 407-999-2570 Susto have a new album, & I’m teeth on this nearly monthbackbooth.com Fine Today, out Jan. 17 on Missing long headlining jaunt taking in $8 Piece/Caroline. It’s a collection of Orlando. songs that you’re going to be hearWith Susto, Justin Osborne, the main songwriter and frontman, finds stability ing quite a bit over the next few months, and it’s a sure after a life of bumpy changes – rejecting a religious bet you could get a sweat-soaked preview of this embryupbringing, attending the Citadel military academy onic music on Saturday in Backbooth’s close confines. for a brief spell, giving up music and moving to Cuba Osborne played Orlando solo this summer, opening for in his early 20s, along with the usual dislocation and BJ Barham. This time around, he’s brought backup. dissipation that a life in music brings. mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Orlando Fringe Winter Mini Fest

Friday, 6

Blackberry Winter

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One of the nice things about Orlando Fringe is how it coincides with springtime. Loch Haven Park bursts into colorful, theatrical bloom just as the snow starts melting, birds start chirping and we get to ditch our woolen scarves and mittens for bikinis and sandals. Or at least all of that stuff would be true if we didn’t live in perpetual sweat-drenched summer. But Fringe is taking advantage of our in-no-way-related-toclimate-change lack of seasonal variety by throwing a mini-Fringe this weekend. Nineteen favorites, like Becky’s Fun Time Hour (pictured), Voci Dance’s Paint Chips, the “who hurt you?” gut-punch of Space and plenty of others, return for a long “winter” weekend. It’s a great opportunity to catch up on some stuff you might have missed last year, and an opportunity to mingle and get the scoop on what to look out for at the main event in May. Happy Fringing! – Thaddeus McCollum

More than 5 million Americans are living with Alzheimer’s – no, hey, come back, we swear this isn’t a downer – but probably very few of them would believe that something joyful could be made from their disease. Steve Yockey’s new play, Blackberry Winter, proves them wrong. A “blackberry winter” is the obverse of Indian summer – a brief cold snap in the middle of spring’s awakening warmth. In Blackberry Winter, protagonist Vivienne alternates between relating the workaday particulars of caring for her mother, who has slipped into a state of dementia, with flights of fancy: She’s created an origin myth for Alzheimer’s, a fable about Gray Mole (who steals memories) and White Egret (who tries to protect the forest animals). Storytelling is the most human impulse; the comforts of fiction may be fleeting, but the attempt to impose a narrative on life’s chaos is soothing in and of itself. Blackberry Winter brings the warming thaw of spring to a heart frozen by fear and grief. – Jessica Bryce Young

various times through Sunday | Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St. | 407-648-0077 | orlandofringe.org | $3-$15

7:30 p.m. | through Feb. 5 | Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St. | 407-447-1700 | orlandoshakes.org | $13-$50

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Studio One: Go With the Flow

Monday, 9

Bartender’s New Year’s Eve EVENTS

Every New Year’s Eve we go out, we get hammered, we laugh, we cry, we throw up on the person we wanted to kiss at midnight. (What, that’s never happened to you? Well la-dee-dah, Fancy Pants!) And every year, a silent witness shakes their head at our shenanigans: the bartender. So crucial to our New Year’s goals yet so physically between us and the alcohol, bartenders bear witness to countless triumphs and tribulations every year on Dec. 31. But what about them? When is it the bartender’s turn to cut loose and water a garden of regrets? Service industry members need look no further than Courtesy Bar this year for a New Year’s Eve especially for them. This, of course, digs another rabbit hole: Who bartends the bartender’s party? Who polices the police – and the bartenders? In both cases, it appears to be another bartender. But enough with the existentialism, and on to the drinking! Kick up your heels, barkeeps! You’ve been taking care of this mouthy Chicago transplant since July, and – believe us – you’ve earned this. – Abby Stassen 9 p.m. | The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave. | 407-450-2041 | thecourtesybar.com | $15-$25

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Great Minds MUSIC ART

Those Christmas cards you bought at Target this year to send to your friends and relatives were nice and all, but wouldn’t it be cool to impress with a handmade card that won’t get chucked into a bin? Learn to add inky doodles and fancy writing to customdesigned cards, stationery and wall art this weekend at OMA’s Go With the Flow: Pen & Ink Designs class with Catherine Cross. You can stop obsessively watching videos on Instagram of people creating beautiful designs with ink pens by using this class to learn to make your own with different techniques and tools. Take the class, and don’t suffer through a generic holiday card ever again! – Monivette Cordeiro 10 a.m. to noon | Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-4231 | omart.org | $25 (advance registration required)

Now this is a sign of good things to come for 2017. The much-loved DIY/performance venue Space Station – which hosted everything from a dramatic reading of Sartre’s No Exit to a vaporwave showcase to Latinx punks Ruleta Rusa last year – has been sadly silent as of late, but this stacked, heavy bill is a great excuse to reacquaint yourself with the place. Local extreme noise terror duo Freakazoid are anchoring the show, aiding and abetting Valdosta’s Machinist, a quartet dealing into a hyperspeed hardcore/thrash synthesis, along with Nashville metalcore practitioners Death Card, and aggro, Victory-style hardcore troupe Great Minds (also from Nashville). Show starts early, don’t fall prey to the seductive wiles of punk time, because these sets are going to be brief and brutally to the point. – Matthew Moyer with Death Card, Machinist, Freakazoid | 7 p.m. | The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave. | 321-356-2804 | lowerearthorbit.com | $7

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Uncomfortable Brunch: Requiem for a Dream FILM

Unlike a lot of the Uncomfortable Brunch film picks, this month’s movie isn’t wallto-wall sex. (Although it has its moments, it’s no Salo. Or Visitor Q. Or Night Porter, or Wetlands, or … well, you get it.) The discomfort produced by Darren Aronofsky’s Requiem for a Dream is of a more sly variety – this chronicle of addiction comes closer to capturing the experience of a high than any other drug movie we can think of, and the seductive nature of the trip is barely overshadowed by the horrors of the fall, which Aronofsky also limns with terrifying precision. Ellen Burstyn and Jennifer Connolly are astonishing in this film, and it’s astonishing that they committed to these parts as full-out as they did; Jared Leto and Marlon Wayans don’t embarrass themselves, and that’s all we can ask. (Fun fact: Clint Mansell’s score, performed by the Kronos Quartet, is notable for the much-used-since-2000 “Lux Aeterna”; “Life Eternal,” from Mansell’s score for the “San Junipero” episode of Black Mirror, bears more than a slight resemblance.) – JBY 1 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | uncomfortablebrunch.com | $10-$12

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Bombflower, Scholars & Scoundrels, Under the Blacktop, Tim Bruder, Holding Hope 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. SCRWD, AlltheX, David Young, HeartZero, TripSick, WavyBoys, Atlas, Young Jaee, SolomonDaGod 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. THURSDAY, JAN. 5

CONCERTS/EVENTS Clearview, Northstreet, Space Cadets, Living in Dissonance, Saint Sylvia, 21 Days Remain 5 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Dreamhouse, A Brilliant Lie, the Year I Disappear, Picking up Pedro 6:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-673-2712. Grant, Shania Pain, RV 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Joe Marcinek Band, the Groove Orient 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-246-1419.

[MUSIC] Lukas Graham Monday at House of Blues

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Abandon the Midwest, Dial Drive, Picking up Pedro 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Bamboo Philharmonic 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Kentucky Ave., Winter Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Park; $15; 407-636-9951. The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

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Breakin’ in the New Year: Flash, Jellybean, VersaStyle, Yusuf 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free-$5. Dikembe, Prince Daddy & the Hyena, California Cousins, Expert Timing 6:30 pm; Sandwich Bar,

2432 E. Robinson St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-421-1670.

Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $10-$15 suggested donation; 407-421-1670.

Uberbahn 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Second Death, Landfill, Broadmoor, Engraved, Gucci Flute, Young Ghosts 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10; 407-270-9104.

Underhill, the Hoverounds 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Selwyn Birchwood 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 407-328-4848.

Alter Eagles: A Tribute to the Eagles 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$30; 407-321-8111.

Locash, Ryan Follese 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $17-$75; 407-934-2583. Pat Woods, Drelue, Nohemy, Palmer Reed 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-999-2570. Rick Navarro 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Sandwich Bar Sixth Anniversary: Mathew Scot 10:30 pm; Sandwich

Solis Bravo Band 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30-$50; 407-877-4736. Taller Trees 9 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free.

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Control This! 9 pm; Sloppy Taco Palace, 4892 S. Kirkman Road; free; 407-574-6474.

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J. Wakefield Tap Takeover

Wild Ales & Goose Tales Goose Island and its Bourbon County imprint get the spotlight at this special tapping. World of Beer offers up some limited beers from the Illinois brewery, including Juliet, a wild ale brewed with fruit and aged in wine barrels; Lolita, a Belgianstyle ale aged in French cabernet sauvignon barrels on top of raspberries; and Hertog Jan, a collaboration between Goose Island and Grand Prestige taken from a recipe from the Netherlands. Flights available if you want to taste everything. 5 p.m. Wednesday; World of Beer – Downtown, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com J. Wakefield Tap Takeover New Year, new beer! Miami’s J. Wakefield Brewing celebrates its launch into the Orlando market with a tap takeover at downtown’s cozy Tap & Grind, which just happens to be the closest bar to OW’s parking lot, so hell yeah. J. Wakefield is offering up 20 different taps. The brews run the gamut of styles, but be on the lookout for a guava milkshake IPA (wut?), a hazelnut coffee stout and an American porter brewed with vanilla, coffee and coconut. 4 p.m. Thursday; Tap & Grind, 59 W. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; jwakefieldbrewing.com

Sandwich Bar Sixth Anniversary Once upon a time, Sandwich Bar actually served sandwiches in the middle of the day. Now, however, it’s known for being one of the linchpins of the Milk District’s underground dance scene, routinely besting the downtown megaclubs as far as quality goes. For its sixth anniversary, they’re sandwiching in (get it?) two events to pay respect to their two favorite scenes: an early rock show and a late-night house and techno party. Be on the lookout for big things from Sandwich Bar in 2017, as their new venture, Iron Cow, is slowly but surely squeezing through the permitting process with the city. 6:30 p.m. Friday; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5-$15 suggested donation; facebook.com/sandwichbarorlando

Nightcall This collaboration between Crosstown Sounds and TMD promises a night of fresher than fresh sounds. Midnight Inspector, Danny G., Alex C. and Blair Sound Design kick off the New Year with plenty of new music to refresh your ear palate and get you looking forward again instead of back at the Year Which Must Not Be Named. 10 p.m. Saturday; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free$3; facebook.com/spacebarorlando RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS PHOTO BY STEVE KEROS

Red Hot Chili Peppers April 26 at Amway Center Riff Raff, Jan. 13 at Backbooth Engelbert Humperdinck, Jan. 14 at Bob Carr Theater Henry Rollins, Jan. 15 at the Plaza Live Mike Doughty, Wheatus, Jan. 19 at the Social Koffin Kats, Jan. 20 at Backbooth

moe., Jan. 27 at the Plaza Live

Gaelic Storm, Feb. 17 at the Plaza Live

St. Paul & the Broken Bones, March 23 at the Beacham

Florida Georgia Line, Jan. 28 at Amway Center

Colin Hay, Feb. 20 at the Plaza Live

The Menzingers, March 23-24 at the Social

Billy Crystal, Feb. 1 at the Dr. Phillips Center

AJR, Feb. 22 at the Social

Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Devendra Banhart, Feb. 24 at the Beacham

Brian Wilson, March 27 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Kathleen Madigan, Jan. 21 at the Plaza Live

Yonder Mountain String Band, G. Love and Special Sauce Feb. 8 at the Plaza Live

Nonpoint, Jan. 22 at House of Blues Run the Jewels, Jan. 23 at the Beacham Reel Big Fish, AntiFlag, Jan. 25 at the Beacham Atmosphere, Jan. 26 at the Beacham Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Jan. 27 at the Beacham Billy Joel, Jan. 27 at Amway Center

Dinosaur Jr., March 30 at the Beacham

Smokey Robinson, March 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Steve Miller Band, March 31 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Carbon Leaf, Feb. 9 at the Social

Dropkick Murphys, March 8 at House of Blues

Flaming Lips, April 3 at House of Blues

Excision, Feb. 10 at House of Blues

Norah Jones, March 8 at Bob Carr Theater

Shovels & Rope, April 7 at the Beacham

Blind Pilot, Feb. 10 at the Beacham

You Blew It!, March 10-11 at Will’s Pub

Andrea Bocelli, Feb. 11 at Amway Center

Bryan Ferry, March 12 at Hard Rock Live

Dionne Warwick, Feb. 14 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Voodoo Glow Skulls, March 16 at Will’s Pub

The Piano Guys, Feb. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Stevie Nicks & the Pretenders, March 21 at Amway Center

Ariana Grande, April 15 at Amway Center Red Hot Chili Peppers, April 26 at Amway Center Sheryl Crow, April 29 at Bob Carr Theater State Champs, May 5 at the Beacham New Found Glory, May 8-10 at the Social

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What would be a productive way to start your 2017, as a fan of art and music? We’d suggest you start local; more specifically, take in a hefty dose of Orlando-based creativity across music, dance and visual art all in one spot, in the company of a bunch of likeminded heads. Phraydoe Peans and Mango Beats have got you covered. They’re holding their annual Scene fest one more time. Billed as an “indi music and arts festival,” the Scene is built on a hip-hop foundation but takes in all genres and platforms: MCs, bands, B-boys, street art, vendors, spoken word. The fest aims to unite the various creative tribes in the City Beautiful, and who doesn’t like a good party? – Matthew Moyer with Family Gang, Nosis, Dear Tatiana, Sweet Cambodia, Fighting the Silence and many more | 7 p.m. | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $10

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De Absolve, Three Knuckles Deep, Luciferian Insectus, Approach the Lion, Blood Bath and Beyond 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $7-$10; 407-322-7475. Def Leggend 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583. Elvis & Friends Concert 7:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $24-$29; 386-736-1500.

Hard To Port 8-11:30 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819. Jupiter Groove, Nundayo, Captain Colossal 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171. Melissa Crispo 8 pm; Aloma Bowl, 2530 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-671-8675. Music in the Library: Hungrytown 2 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. Must Die 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10$20; 407-504-7699.

Nightcall: Midnight Inspector, Alex C., Danny G., Blair Sound Design 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free-$3; 407-228-0804. Order of the Owl, Junior Bruce, Meatwound, Sinkholes, Deformed, Burn to Learn 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Run Raquel 7 pm; Ocean Sun Brewing, 3030 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-745-5551. Susto, David Oliver Willis, Bill Silver 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570. CONTINUED ON PAGE 42

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Krooked Youth, Serosa, Agerasia, Entombed in the Abyss, Aegeus 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104. Nora Lee Garcia & Rene Izquierdo: Aire Latino 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713. Sandy Shugart 8-10 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $15-$25; 407-877-4736. The Scene Music & Art Festival 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-872-0066. MONDAY, JAN. 9

CONCERTS/EVENTS Great Minds, Death Card, Machinist, Freakazoid 7 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $7. Lukas Graham 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.95; 407-934-2583. Meiuuswe 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. 42

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Art After Dark Open Mic: Jason Fitch 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

THEATER The Dinner Detective Interactive murder mystery dinner theater show. Saturday, 6 pm; Doubletree by Hilton Orlando Downtown, 60 S. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $59.95; thedinnerdetective.com. The Orlando Fringe Winter Mini Fest Orlando Fringe brings back festival favorites for a weekend long minifest showcasing theater, dance, comedy and other performing arts. Thursday-Sunday; Loch Haven Park, 777 E.

Princeton St.; $3-$15; 407246-2283; orlandofringe.org. Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a 10-minute short to a full-length work. Sunday, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com.

COMEDY Amir K Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com. Hourglass Comedy Showcase Hosted by Adam Avitable. Wednesday, 9-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. Laser Comedy Show Performing artist Chris Fair uses Laser Reactive Technology to draw characters and scenery with a cinematic sense on a glow-in-the-dark screen. Friday, 9 pm; AdLib Theatre, 200 N. Denning Drive, Winter Park; $10-$20; 413407-0103; adlibcomedy.com. Liz Magee & Jordan Temple Dual stand-up headliners from the Big Apple. Wednesday, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. CONTINUED ON PAGE 45

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Roast of Doug McPherson & Sara Nowak Orlando’s favorite newlywed comedian couple gets roasted by their funny friends. Wednesday, 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. Ron White Saturday, 7 & 9:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $49.50-$65; 407-3515483; hardrock.com/orlando. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

DANCE Bill and Ted’s Bodacious Burlesque Voyage Join two most righteous hosts as they assemble an elite group of entertainers who will tempt and tease you with their timeless talents. Saturday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20; 407-412-6895; cup cakeburlesque.com. Franki’s Burlesque Birthday Bash Florida’s top burlesque performers roast Franki Markstone by performing her routines. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS 1st Thursdays: Steam Machine This month’s event features steampunk art, a performance from Phantasmagoria, and food and drinks. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231. All Mixed Up Group exhibition of works created using more than one medium. Opens Thursday, 5:30 pm, through Jan. 31; Winter Garden Art Association, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; free; 407347-7996; wgart.org. Artborne Magazine Monthly Release Party Featuring Johannah O’Donnell, André Greppi (Dres13) and art by Nicholas Lucius. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; 850-461-0750; artbornemagazine.com. Go Rogue: A Star Wars Art Show Star Wars-themed pop-up art show. Saturday, 4-9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. It’s All in the Details Solo show from Lydia Bladen featuring figurative works on paper and canvas. Opens Friday, 7-11 pm, through Jan. 31; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/stardustie. Orlando Drink & Draw Join Thomas Thorspecken as

he sketches his way around Central Florida bars. Monday, 7-10 pm; Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors, 1001 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-6975. Studio One: Go With the Flow Explore techniques and tools for working with a selection of ink nibs to create cards, stationery and wall art. Saturday, 10 am-noon; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $25; 407-896-4231. The Way They Were A glance back at how people lived, played and worked in the Victorian days with emphasis on life in Florida, especially Lake Mary and Sanford. Tuesdays, Saturdays, 10 am-3 pm; The Lake Mary Historical Museum, 158 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 407-5851481; lakemarymuseum.com.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK The Art of Fellowship in Photography and Ceramics & Sculpture Through Jan. 16; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. The Art of Jennifer Payne Through Jan. 13; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Artborne Annual Through Jan. 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 850-461-0750.

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Contemporary Visions of Frantz Zéphirin: Haitian Mystic Through April 16; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294. Doug Safranek: Both Sides of the Bridge Through Jan. 8; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Ernest Trova: Visionary Through Jan. 8; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. FAVO Artists Open House Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com. Francis Luis Mora: A Legacy Reconsidered Through Jan. 8; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Getting the Water Right: The Culture and Politics of Water in the Everglades Through Feb. 4; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Historic Threads Through Feb. 10; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181. Natvar Bhavsar: The Dimension of Color Through Jan. 15; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. North and South: Photographs of U.S. Route 1 Through Feb. 4; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Pen and Ink Through Jan. 14; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Small Things Considered Through Tuesday; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas

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St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Spinning Yarn: Storytelling Through Southern Art Through Jan. 14; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407671-1886; crealde.org. Street Stories Through Jan. 14; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; markusrowntree.com. Three American Sculptors: Alice Aycock | Deborah Butterfield | Barbara Sorensen Through Jan. 8; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Two Regimes Through Jan. 6; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-628-0555; holocaustedu.org.

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EVENTS The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. Sunday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; thedailycity.com. J. Wakefield Tap Takeover Miami’s J. Wakefield Brewing makes its debut in the Orlando market with 20 different taps offering a slew of styles. Thursday, 4 pm; Tap and Grind, 59 W. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; 407-455-1100; jwakefieldbrewing.com. Laser Weekend An octet of fantastic laser displays cutting across genres and decades for Seminole State College’s Space Week. Friday, 7-11 pm; Seminole State College Planetarium, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; $10; 407.708.2409; seminolestate.edu. Ten10’s Rib Competition Amateur barbecue ribs competition with plenty of food, live music and beer. Saturday, 1 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; $60 to compete; 407930-8993; ten10brewing.com. Wild Ales & Goose Tales Showcase of rare offerings from Goose Island and Bourbon County. Flights available. Wednesday, 5 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices.

LEARNING Caring for Backyard Chickens Having a small backyard flock of chickens is a growing trend in metro areas. Pet care professional Laura Helseth shares her experience, offers tips and answers your questions. Saturday, 3 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

LITERARY Best Science Fiction & Fantasy Books of 2016 Join the Orlando Area Science Fiction Society for their monthly meeting and a discussion of 2016’s

best books. Sunday, 1:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. The Business of Writing Discuss the business aspects of publishing your work and other concerns with J.A. Sutherland, author of the Alexis Carew science fiction series. Wednesday, 7-8 pm; Herndon Library, 4324 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Destroy All Poets Competitive slam poetry reading. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. James Ponti Children’s author James Ponti will be discussing, reading and signing his latest book Framed! A Toast Mystery. Tuesday, 6-8 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4129; writersblockbookstore.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Parcels: MFAs in Progress Enjoy readings of stories and poems from UCF MFA students. Sunday, 7-9 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com.

FAMILY Free Family Days Make your own crafts, get a tour with a docent or check out the museum’s open house. Sunday, noon; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

SPORTS Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302. Color Therapy Yoga Stretch, relax and awaken your visual senses in the Community Room. Sunday, 11 am; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; donations accepted; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Dodgeball Tournament Adult dodgeball tournament. Sunday, 9 am-6 pm; Jack and Lee Rosen JCC Campus, 11184 South Apopka-Vineland Road; $20; 407-387-5330; rosenjcc.org. Orlando Magic vs. Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $13-$169; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. Houston Rockets NBA basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$246; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

Some-Theme Special Open mic centered around the theme of “the Present.” Monday, 7-10 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; letsmakeitathing.com.

PowerShares Series Tennis Exhibition matches featuring John McEnroe, Andy Roddick, Jim Courier and James Blake. Thursday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $30-$195; 800-7453000; amwaycenter.com.

Writers Group Join fellow writers for critique, discussion and camaraderie. All genres and experience levels are welcome. Sunday, 4-5 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Ten10 Run Club A group run series on the Orlando Urban Trail beginning and ending at the Ten10 Brewery. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-9308993; ten10brewing.com. n orlandoweekly.com

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My brother is a virgin and turning 30 in a few weeks. He said he wants to hire an escort just for drinks and conversation for his birthday, but he doesn’t really know how to tell what’s a reliable service or what criteria he should be looking for to tell whether an agency is legit, reliable, etc. I’m very happy he came to me with this because I can tell it’s not something he wants to share with many people – but I don’t have any advice or knowledge to pass on regarding this and I want to respect his privacy by not discussing it with everyone in our social circles. Do you have any advice in regards to what he should be looking for? My Younger Brother’s Romantic Order “Look to social media,” says Mistress Matisse, a writer, sex worker and sex-workers-rights activist. “Now that so many review boards have been taken down, social media is the best way to find a good independent escort.” About those review boards: Law enforcement agencies, always on the lookout for ways to “save” sex workers by making their jobs more dangerous, have gone after online sites, aka review boards, where clients rate and rank escorts and – more importantly – escorts communicate with each other about safety, clients to avoid (flaky, rude, unhygienic) and clients they absolutely shouldn’t see (erratic, threatening, violent). Elizabeth Nolan Brown wrote a great piece for Reason about the issue last fall (“The Truth About the Biggest U.S. Sex Trafficking Story of the Year,” Sept. 9, 2016), and everyone should go read it at Reason.com. Anyway, MYBRO, back to your brother and Matisse’s advice. “I’m not saying ‘no social media’ equals ‘bad escort,’” Matisse says. “There are lots of good escorts who don’t have much of a social-media presence. But if you want to get to know a little about who someone is before you meet them, that’s just how you do it now.” Another rarely discussed, perfectly legal alternative to figuring out if an escort is for real: Pay them to meet up for drinks and conversation, which just so happens to be all your brother wants (or all he’s willing to tell you he wants). “Obviously, this is not a good option for the budget-conscious,” Matisse says. “But if you want to test your chemistry and create some trust on both sides before booking a private date, it’s a solid way to go. Note the keyword, though: PAY her for her time. (Most ladies have a public social meeting fee that’s lower than private-time rates.) And remember the basic rules when you do decide to set a private-time date: Don’t ask about sex and don’t talk about money other than to briefly acknowledge that you have seen her rates and agree to pay for her time. Expect 50

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to use condoms and to abide by the rules of whoever you’re seeing.” You can follow Mistress Matisse on Twitter @mistressmatisse. I’ve been reading your column for years, and it has definitely helped me develop a sex-positive view of dating, relationships, sex and otherwise. I’ve been seeing a girl recently who revealed to me she’s a cam girl. I’m totally OK with it. She makes a great living, it’s important to her and it turns her on – all great things! But it’s something she likes to keep to herself, and for good reason, obviously. People, however, are obsessed with what other people do for a living. So what’s the best answer for when I’m asked what she does? She’s as unsure of what to say as I am. I’m bringing her to a company event (I work in finance), and both of us are sure everyone is going to ask what she does (cocktail party small talk is the worst!). What are your thoughts on this subject and other things in a relationship like this? Man Behind The Cam Girl

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found so much support there as a man coming out late in life. I’ve met so many LGBTQ people, from all backgrounds, with extremely varied interests, and it really opened me up socially. I’m happy to say I’ve made some great friends in the year that I have participated. Running While Queer Love your column. Often you get questions on how to meet people/find partners, and you respond, “Get out of the house, go to the gym, volunteer.” Here’s one activity you haven’t mentioned: signing up for dance lessons, e.g., salsa, swing, tango, ballroom, etc. It’s not hard to find a dance studio that offers group lessons, and partners aren’t required. Anyone can join a class. A group dance class will expose you to many people and put them right in your arms as an introduction. I can’t think of a better way to meet people. I’m a straight guy who met his last six girlfriends – the latest at nine years and counting – in dance classes. I honestly wouldn’t know what to do at a bar. Obviously, partner dance isn’t for everyone, but skeptics might be surprised. It’s a pretty great environment, and people seem at ease because everyone is focused on having fun. Strictly Come Dancing

Say this: “She’s an independent contractor with a video production company – she makes her own hours and works from home. It’s a great gig. Oh hey, how about them Bears/Colts/Cubs/Broncos/Braves/ WhateverTheFucks.”

Thanks for sharing, RWQ and SCD.

I’m a tall, slender, attractive, fit, artistic, female 65-year-old, taking testosterone, and now without a partner. I’m not sure how to go about engaging in noncommittal quick sex dates. I don’t know of any escort services for the ladies, but I would be interested. I’m also interested in exploring the bisexual side of life. Where would you advise I go? Curious And Wondering

READERS: Psychotherapist, author and friend Esther Perel (Mating in Captivity) is seeking couples to be featured on her upcoming original audio series. Couples can be married or in a long-term committed relationship, and from all sexual orientations and cultural, racial and religious backgrounds. Gay male couples are particularly encouraged to apply. For more info, go to tinyurl. com/perelaudio.

I’m going to echo Mistress Matisse and suggest diving into Sex Work Twitter. Most male sex workers target their ads/online presence to other men, since men are likelier to buy sex, but many male escorts are bisexual or straight but gay-for-pay. They’ll happily see female clients, as will many female sex workers; you just gotta ask – politely and, again, without talking about sex explicitly. Remember: You’re paying for the escort’s time, CAW, anything else that happens is just consenting adults doing consentingadult things.

On the Lovecast, Dan talks with Adam Conover from Adam Ruins Everything: savagelovecast.com.

I have a suggestion for GAYMAN, the guy who just got out of an abusive relationship and wanted to know how to reconnect with his sexuality and other gay men. I came out three years ago, and I must say that joining the organization Frontrunners changed my life. It’s an LGBTQ-friendly running group, and I ●

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In January, the adoption fee for pets will be reduced to $17 in honor of 2017. The standard adoption fee for dogs is $55. The adoption fee includes sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: January 26th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd. Ocoee, Fl. 34761 (407) 877-0191 #C189Janet Howell-household items #G414-Raymond Byrant-clothing, and misc items. #C232-Monica Abernathy- household furnishings #D238-Zandria Rogers-household goods 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, FL 32811 (407) 445-0867 #07015 Brigetha Carbonell hsehold goods, #01013 Nart Solution LLC/Anthony Ricks furniture, #02235 Lianna S Mendez clothes, #06085 Kevin Atkinson hsehold furniture etc, #08037 Wendy Martin hsehold goods, #03004

Nelson Ramos Jr restaurant eqpt, #08004 Tammi Griffin personal property, #02226 Demond Jefferson shoes & clothes, #02017 Christine Lormil 1 twin bed set kids, kitchen boxes. #06049 Donald Rajkumar Bins, #07039 Daniel Reising hsehold furniture, items, #02273 Michaela Mickens business inventory, #02296 Marty Orten hsehold items,#06030 Vanessa Sully hsehold furniture, items, #06071 Caniel Lermar hsehold goods, #05153 Dee London hsehold goods, #05036 Joseph Williams beds,furniture, boxes, #08005 Franky Paul hsehold goods, #07024 Timell Patterson hsehold items, #06098 Terrence Goodrum-Watson clothes,shoes,etc, #02022 Bakiba Thomas art supplies,paintings, #02026 Elizabeth Delia hsehold furniture, items etc, #08020 Cicely Ann Phillips hsehold/personal items etc, #02013 Sasha Blackiston 1 dresser,furniture 12/22/2016 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #610 Norvella Watson Household items #044 Norvella Watson Household Goods, Clothes,# 132 Giovana Amarante furniture, Boxes, #256 Olympia Riley Bedroom furniture, # 505 Robert Wells Storing tolls,Concrete items,#695 Ramon Pinero household goods, #035 Kevin Smythe household goods, #748 Judy Loud household goods,#705 Abigail Rodriguez household goods,DJ #700 Darlina Mincey household goods #762 Dabielle Peek household goods, #106 Jose Amey, housdehold goods, # 032 Manita Lubin household goods 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #577 Kelly Greene – Furniture and files; #775 Brandon Harris – Bike, Books; #133 Antoine Arnold – Tires, Couch, Flat screen TV; #737 Carmen Reyes – Bed and boxes 4:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando, FL 32810 (407) 539-0527 #3097 Olive Manley- crib, boxes, clothes, totes, roofing tiles. #3007 Rapid Security Solutions LLC- boxes, shelves, cables, ladder, vacuum. #1117 Adebayo Fatila- chair, couch, dresser, mattress, table, computer, boxes, totes, coolers. #3111 Carline Charles- couch, dresser, mattress, table, bags, boxes, clothes, totes, lamps, vacuum, microwave. #4085 Kathlene Tronolone- bags, boxes, totes, toys. #1094 Monica Dennisbed, chairs, dresser, mattress, table, computer, microwave, bags, boxes, clothes, pictures, totes, toys, kitchen aid, Christmas décor. #3153 Tameka Franco- chair, mattress, table, boxes, clothes, pictures, totes. #4055 Arthur Owens- armoire, chair, bed, table, dvd’s, TV, boxes, clothes, totes, sofa bed Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2012-CA- 017965-O VENTURES TRUST 2013-I- H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS LLC, IT’S TRUSTEE, Plaintiff, v. JACK R. STEELE; et al., Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Agreed Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Orange County, Florida, Case No.: 2012-CA- 017965-O, in which, VENTURES TRUST 2013-I- H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS LLC, IT’S TRUSTEE, Plaintiff and JACK R. STEELE; BMO HARRIS BANK, N.A., AS SUCCESSOR IN INTEREST TO FIRST INDIANA BANK, N.A.; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; STATE OF FLORIDA; SUNTRUST BANK; UNKNOWN TENANT NO. 1; UNKNOWN TENANT NO. 2; Defendant(s), and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described on the following described property in Orange County, Florida: THE SOUTH 219.41 FEET OF THE NORTH 312.74 FEET OF THE EAST 184 FEET OF THE EAST 1/2 OF THE NORTHEAST 1/4 OF THE NORTHEAST 1/4 OF THE NORTHWEST 1/4 OF SECTION 13, TOWNSHIP 23 SOUTH, RANGE 30 EAST, ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, LESS THE EAST 30.00 FEET. Property Address: 4120 Chickasaw Trail, Orlando, FL 32892 (“Property”) Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, theOrange County Clerk of Court will offer the above-referenced real property at public sale to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m. on the 17 day of April, 2017, at www. myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. Dated this 22nd day of December, 2016. /s/ CAMERON H. P. WHITE, Florida Bar No.: 021343, cwhite@ southmilhausen.com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No.: 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen.com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Eddie Englehart, Unit 25, will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on January 14, 2017 at 8 AM. Property consists of car and truck parts. Sale to be held at premises of South Orlando MiniWarehouse, 414 Fairlane Avenue, Orlando, FL 32809

LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. DECEMBER 2016 1. CELL PHONE S 500 BLK HARWOOD ST 2. GAME CONSOLES/CONTROLLERS/GPS 5000 BLK ERNST ST 3. CELL PHONE/CASE ORANGE/ WASHINGTON 4. CELL PHONE/CASE 4900 BLK COLONIAL DR 5. CELLPHONE/CASE HUGHEY AV/CHURCH 6. CELLPHONE/CASE S TAMPA AV 7. BIKE 5100 BLK I-DRIVE 8. BIKE 200 BLK S ORANGE AV 9. BIKE LK BREEZE/CLUBHOUSE 10. MONEY CONWAY RD 11. MONEY 2800 BLK S ORANGE AV 12. MONEY 4000 BLK S EMORAN BV 13. MONEY 300 BLK S OBT 14. MONEY 1700 BLK BOWEN DR FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BO ES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON JANUARY 20, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 9:30AM: 01104 - CINTRON, GLADYS, 01110 - ABU, JOSSIE, 01113 - ROMAN, IDALIA, 01115 - ARROYO, NICHOLAS, 01116 - NARVAEZ, RUBYMAR, 01127 ROSARIO, BARBARA, 01205 - FELIBERTI, NIDIA, 02103 - MELENDEZ, SIOMARA, 02105 - ORTIZ, RAFAEL, 02109 - TORRES, ADAM, 02117 - BENITEZ, DAWN, 02118 - KUYAVA, SERGEY, 02149 STEES, JENNY, 02210 - VELASQUEZ, YVETTE, 02217 - MURRAY, STACY, 02413 - ILLERA, VIVIAN, 02423 - OTTUSO, MARGHERITA, 02606 - RODRIGUEZ, JOSMARILY, 03108 - DAVILA, ANGEL, 04104 - TAYLOR, OMMA, 04137 - RIVERA, LIZBETH, 04145 - TORRES, JOSUE, 04319 - MALAVE, GESSENIA, 04418 - RODRIGUEZ CACERES, PEDRO, 04427 JENKINS, BILL, 05116 - RAMOS, ERIC, 05125 - DAVILA, MANUEL, 05142 - CONCEPCION ROMAN, DAISY, 05169 - WEST, LAMBERT, 05241 - RAMOS, MARIA, 05253 - HASBUN, AMIN, 05337 - CRUZ, MELBA, 05435 - MITCHELL, ANTHONY , 21621 - RAMIREZ, GIOVANNI. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:40 AM: 0119 - RICHMOND JR, ALLAN , 0121 - TORRES, CARLOS, 0123 – CROSSPOINTE, 0149 - ALVERSON, MATTHEW, 0174 - MEZQUITA, ANA , 0183 - PARLANTE, MARK, 0215 ROJAS, PRISCILLA, 0248 - DAVIS, DALE, 0251 - ROJAS, PRISCILLA, 0255 - MORALES, WILFREDO, 0268 - WILHIDE, STEPHANIE , 0281 – CROSSPOINTE, 0289 WEBSTER, ELIZABETH, 1009 - MORALES, NANCY , 1013 - WEBSTER, ELIZABETH , 1024 ROJAS, MARCOS, 1048 - LOPEZ, AUSTRALIA, 1067 - SAYAGO, MANUEL, 2001 - BARRERO, RAMON, 2013 - WELCH, GARY, 2017 - PHILIPS, CARL, 2052 - SANTIAGO, JOHN, 3039 - PIMENTEL, WESLEY, 4004 - DOKES, NICOLE, 5005 - THOMPSON, ROBERT, 5031 - HERNANDEZ, KIMBERLY, 7034 - MARTIN, AUNDREA, 7035

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- TOBIAS, KARA, 529 - WILKERSON, GREGORY, 557 - PERSONS, JUSTIN, 564 - HOWELLS, KELLY, 579 - HERNANDEZ, IVAN, 612 - O’SHEA, PATRICIA, 617 - SWANNER, AMANDA, 709 - SANTA, LOURDES, 710 WILLIAMS, JIMMY, 711 - DISLA, CLARIDILIA, 721 - ALBERT, MICHAEL, 725 - LOPEZ, ANGEL, 826 - COUTOU, RUPERT, 827 - BERRIOS, NORMARIES, 840 - MIRLAS, MELISSA, 863 - RODRIGUEZ, LAZARO, 882 - HIGGS, HERBERT, 890 - SCHOOLER, DELIA. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: January 27th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 818-1681 #1113-Christopher FraserHousehold goods #2270-Kathleen Mills-Household #1318-Jennifer Stamatogiannakis-Household goods #1116-Jennifer HightowerHousehold goods #1100-Pablo Rincon- Older Model Gold Mercedes 560sec Owner:Unknown VIN#CA45E3LA524469 TO BE SOLD AS PARTS ONLY #1501-Charles Jewell-2012 White, Red, and Blue Honda CBR250R Owner:Unknown VIN#MLHMC4107C5203532 TO BE SOLD AS PARTS ONLY 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 831 N Park Ave. Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 #1021 Richard SnowHousehold Goods, #2429 Tanya Fleming- Furniture & Boxes, #2442 Tanya Fleming- Household Items, #2806 Angel VazquezHousehold Items, #1101 Teresa Barresi- household goods, #1300 Teresa Barresi- household goods, #2203 Leisa Whitfield- Household Goods #2420 David Winter- household goods. 2:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32749 (321) 420-1686 #1032-Glenn Alper-Household Goods, #1025 Kristi MitchellMattress set,15 Boxes,Sofa,TV, #0765-Michael Vallot Jr-Household items, #0579-Alexandra Sanchez-2 Bed Apartment,Dresser,Queen Mattress,Sofa,Dining, #0461-Tarus Coleman-Household Goods #0118-Lavoera Cooper household goods, #0825-Selina Annius household goods, #0744-Angel Cason-4 bedroom house, #0778- Adam Savage-household goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

STATE OF MAINE, CUMBERLAND COUNTY, PROBATE COURT DOCKET NO: A-2016-089 In Re: Jayda Lyday Jen P. Pendergast and Daniel L. Pendergast, Petitioners, v. Chris C. Lyday, II, Respondent. ORDER FOR SERVICE BY PUBLICATION This cause came to be heard on a motion of the Petitioners, whose address is 3 View Street, Brunswick, Maine 04011, for service by publication on Respondent. The petition to be served seeks the termination of parental rights of the Respondent in and to his daughter, Jayda Lyday. An order terminating the parental rights of Chris C. Lyday, II would divest said Respondent of all legal rights, powers, privileges, immunities and obligations to each other as parent and child, except such inheritance rights as may exist, and divest Chris C. Lyday, II of all rights to receive notice of, participate in or object to adoption proceedings. Chris C. Lyday II is entitled to legal council in these termination proceedings and if said Chris C. Lyday, II wishes such representation but is unable to afford it, he should contact the Cumberland County Probate Court, which holds sessions at 142 Federal Street, Portland, Maine. The court finds that the above-named Respondent, Chris C. Lyday II cannot with due diligence be served by any of the prescribed methods of service and that his whereabouts are unknown and cannot be ascertained by reasonable and due diligence. IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that the Respondent shall appear and defend the cause and serve a response to the petition upon Petitioners on or before February 22, 2017 at 11:20 am. The Respondent is notified that if he shall fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against him for the relief demanded in the petition. His response should also be filed with the Cumberland County Probate Court, 142 Federal Street, Suite 125, Portland, Maine, 04101. IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, that this Order be published in the Orlando Weekly, a weekly newspaper published in the Orlando, Florida area, once a week for three successive weeks on or before December 24,2016. Dated December 14, 2016. /s/ Joseph R. Mazziotti, Judge of Probate. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2014 Taotao VIN# L9NTEACB8E1001076 1998 Isuzu VIN# 4S2CK58W0W4334967 2009 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZS57B09F159109 1999 Ford VIN# 1FAFP4047XF168442 2000 Infiniti VIN# JNKCP11A5YT312099 2004 Kia VIN# KNDUP131246575839 2011 Nissan VIN# 1N4AA5AP6BC863936 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on January 18, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP15-476 IN THE INTEREST OF:J.V. DOB: 11/06/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: CARLOS SANTOS, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson on February 1, 2017 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALL APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of December, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, Jennifer.Shepard@ my families.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO: DP15-171 IN THE INTEREST OF: V.B., DOB: 11/14/2013, A MINOR CHILD SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF MANIFEST BEST INTEREST AND ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: NATHAN BOWERS, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on Wednesday, February 1, 2017 at 9:45 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 28th day of December, 2016. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796 Senior Attorney Children’s Legal Services Department of Children and Families nancy.robak@ my families.com ; CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT roperty. COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: January 25th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #131 – Khalia Scarbrough – household goods & furniture. #135 – Giovanni Caccioppoli – furniture, boxes, household items. # 214 – Karon Cannon – 25 boxes, couch, tv, dining table, chairs, barstools, queen bed, king beds, patio set, washer/ dryer, misc. #1529 – dance studio inventory, equipment. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-334 IN THE INTEREST OF:N.A. DOB: 09/17/2016 MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: JEREMIAH BECKER, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson on February 10, 2017 at 2:00 p.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALL APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 15th day of December, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, Crystal.Mincey@ my families.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Jennifer Giles, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP15-476 IN THE INTEREST OF:J.V. DOB: 11/06/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO:SALOMAN PEREZ, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson on February 1, 2017 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALL APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of December, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, Jennifer.Shepard@ my families.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: January 25th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958#307-Linda Kranert- Household Goods, #602-Sonia Pares- Furniture, #1021-Agnes Feliciano- Household Items, #110- Jonathan Diaz- Home Items, #718-Rahman S. PrescottHousehold Items, #429-Samy Rubale- Home Items. 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 212-5890 #1512-Marsha Eaton- Household goods, #1444-Guadalupe Aileen JanetHousehold goods, #1471-Ashley Taber- Household goods, #1307-Julian George- Household goods, #3021 –Ronae WaltonHousehold goods, #5010-Maurice Belliveau- Business goods, #1531Blanca Roman- Household goods, 5037- Jorge Borbon- Household goods, #1002-Luis Enrique LopezHousehold goods, #1427-Kathy Rene- Household goods, #1221-Vladlen Dvorkin- Household goods #9014-Jacqueline ValenciaHousehold goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION, STATE OF FLORIDA, OFFICE OF FINANCIAL REGULATION IN RE: FLEX CASH ADVANCE “LLC”, Administrative Proceeding Number: 68382 NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION TO: FLEX CASH ADVANCE “LLC”, Attn: Kiril Stanev, 11455 S. Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32837 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an Administrative Complaint has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Petitioner’s attorney, Jennifer Blakeman, Assistant General Counsel, whose address is Office of Financial Regulation, 400 W. Robinson Street, S-225, Orlando, FL 32801 on or before 21 days following final publication of this notice and file the original with the clerk of this agency either before service on Petitioner’s attorney or immediately thereafter, otherwise a final order will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint: Agency Clerk, Office of Financial Regulation, P.O. Box 8050, Tallahassee, FL 32314-8050.

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