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DOCS VS GLOCKS

HOW THE NRA PREVENTS DOCTORS IN FLORIDA FROM CONNECTING THE DOTS BETWEEN GUNS AND PUBLIC HEALTH

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

BY MONIVETTE CORDEIRO

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NEWS + FEATURES

FOOD + DRINK

11 Pulse: In Memoriam

25 All well and good

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MUSIC 39 Back where I belong Baroness pull back from the brink for their most accomplished album yet

A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Juan Ramon Guerrero

Green Kitchen’s healthy eats with a Brazilian twist will put a little color back in your face

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25 Tip Jar

News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

11 This Modern World

Joey Fatone’s hot dog kiosk set to open in the Florida Mall, Guy Fieri revamps Planet Hollywood’s menu, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

26 Bar Exam

13 Silence is deadly How the NRA prevents doctors in Florida from connecting the dots between guns and public health

39 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

41 This Little Underground Lil Yachty more hype than substance, avantgardists Ava Mendoza and Jessica Pavone collide, Monolord’s first U.S. headlining tour conquers

Longwood’s Hourglass Brewery is simultaneously a shrine to geek culture and craft brewing

29 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

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FILM 35 Make me say something …

Sci-fi horror film Morgan, directed by Ridley Scott’s son, fails to replicate that good old replicant pathos

At the Henao Center, three artists post a lament against the rot of consumerism

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23 Live Active Cultures

36 On Screens in Orlando

An informal memorial for Frank Holt, the late director of the Mennello Museum, raises memories as well as money

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Cinema-oriented events to go see this week Movies playing this week: Kickboxer: Vengeance, The Light Between Oceans, Don’t Breathe and more

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atty Sheehan is angry.

The Orlando City Commissioner has been fuming since June 12, in between grieving and helping a community patch itself up. Her blue eyes harden when she remembers what Attorney General Pam Bondi told her while Orange Avenue was still stained with blood from victims who were dragged from the gay nightclub Pulse to the Orlando Regional Medical Center. The ire from that moment has fueled her to attend multiple gun control rallies in Orlando, always with a rainbow ribbon pinned to her chest, a permanent badge that many Orlandoans took to wearing after the shooting.

“I asked if we were going to talk about guns, and nobody would listen,” she says.

“Some of the first words out of Pam Bondi’s mouth to me: ‘We’re not going to talk about guns today.’”

Sheehan was baffled. How could state officials refuse to talk about the weapon used to kill 49 people and injure countless others? When a CNN anchor asked Florida Gov. Rick Scott if the state’s gun laws, which make it easier to buy an AR-15 than a pistol, played a part in the massacre, why did he ask instead for a conversation on stopping “radical Islam”?

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“They don’t want to say a hate-filled person targeted the LGBTQ community with a high-powered assault weapon that should have never been in his hands to begin with,” she says. “Instead it’s ISIS and terrorism. They want to make it about anything other than what it was.”

Sheehan and Scott’s disagreement about what really spurred the Pulse massacre might seem like a classic clash between the way Democrats and Republicans view the world. But beneath that is a more insidious effort on the part of the gun lobby to silence any and all conversations on firearms, despite the fact that more than 33,000 Americans die from gun violence every year and most of those victims don’t perish in mass shootings.

And surprisingly, the industry’s main targets aren’t elected officials like Sheehan, or the state representatives who asked their colleagues in the Florida Legislature for a special session after Pulse, or even the Democratic members of Congress who staged a sit-in last June asking for a vote on several gun control measures. No, it’s doctors and scientists.

After the tragic events at Pulse, conservatives in the United States Congress are still beating back efforts to repeal a longstanding ban on federally funded gun-violence research. In Florida, meanwhile, the state is still defending a law that forbids doctors from even asking patients about their guns, a fight that could head to the U.S. Supreme Court. The most prominent lobbyist for the National Rifle Association in Florida says asking for a re-examination of any existing legislation on gun control is “dumb.”

In the wake of disaster, inertia reigns as those in charge of the public’s welfare struggle to inform Americans about why they’re dying.

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r. Mohsin Jaffer still wonders what would have happened if he knew his friend wanted to die.

Jaffer, a South Florida gerontologist, says his friend was a “Robin Williams type” – jolly and jocular on the outside, deeply depressed in private. After he heard some (undisclosed) bad news, Jaffer’s friend killed himself with a gun.

Jaffer still thinks about what would have happened if he’d asked the questions he asks all his depressed patients: Do you have a gun in your home? Is it secure?

Can you give it to someone else to hold for you?

“If somebody becomes depressed and wants to take their life, they’ll have a higher success rate with a gun,” he says.

“It’s a lethal combination, which is why I ask. I don’t care if you like guns or not, all

I want to know is if my patient is a danger to himself or not.”

Jaffer owns a gun. He says he used to be a member of the National Rifle Association. But he quit years ago after the NRA ushered several pieces of legislation, including Florida’s Firearms Owners Privacy Act, into law. FOPA uses the threat of severe penalties to prevent physicians from asking their patients direct questions about guns in their homes. The law’s original backers wanted to prevent doctors from asking their patients about guns in the home because they felt it was a violation of privacy.

FOPA has been blocked under a temporary injunction since 2011, the same year it passed, but that hasn’t stopped the chilling effect it’s had on physicians in the state, says Dr. Consuelo Beck-Sagué. The law is not being enforced as it’s litigated through the courts, but the fact that it was passed was enough to strike fear in the hearts of some doctors, who now refuse to ask their patients about the guns they own.

Before accepting her current job as an assistant professor at Florida International University, Beck-Sagué worked as a pediatrician. The first time she heard about the FOPA, she thought it was a hoax: How could it be possible that the state could take away her medical license or fine her for asking patients if there were guns in their homes and if so, how they were stored?

“What physician is going to take a chance like that?” she says. “Everybody I knew wimped out. The practice of pediatrics changed in Florida because everybody was so risk-averse to asking that question.

This law was very much against the concept of preventative medicine.”

Beck-Sagué says she didn’t only ask the parents of her patients about guns. She also asked about swimming-pool safety, smoking and whether pillows were being placed in cribs. But she was interested in preventing the parents of toddlers from leaving loaded guns unlocked and within reach of tiny hands. Last year, 265 children shot someone by accident; in 83 of those cases, the results were fatal, according to data from the gun control group Everytown for Gun Safety.

Beck-Sagué says she also worried about suicidal teens. “It can be something impulsive, like a breakup or not making the team,” she says. “What normally is a very little thing is huge when you’re depressed, and if you have a way of ending it all suddenly with a highly lethal weapon, that’s a tremendous influence.”

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mother Amber Ullman whether she owned any guns before he examined her baby. As he later relayed the story to the Ocala StarBanner, Ullman told Okonkwo it was none of his business. He told her to find another pediatrician.

After that story, the NRA took notice, ginning up outrage among gun-rights enthusiasts. In 2011, Marion Hammer, writing for the Institute for Legislative Action of the NRA, said the law would stop “anti-gun doctors from asking children and parents if they own guns and then telling them to get rid of their guns.”

“Doctors need to treat illness, not guns,” Hammer wrote. “Pediatricians and other physicians, in growing numbers, are prying into our personal lives, invading our privacy and straying from issues relating to disease and medicine by questioning children or their parents about gun ownership.”

Eventually, the idea that doctors asking about guns was problematic found a champion in state Rep. Jason Brodeur, R-Sanford.

“What we don’t want to do is have lawabiding firearm owners worried that the information is going to be recorded and then sent to their insurance company,” Brodeur told the Fort Myers News-Press in 2011.

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cifically prohibits the federal government from using the health care law to collect data on gun owners. It also prohibits insurance companies from adjusting rates because someone is a gun owner.

Brodeur pressed on regardless; in January 2011, he introduced HB 155, which threatened to jail doctors who discussed firearms with their patients. Doctors could also be fined up to $5 million.

Even in the GOP-controlled Legislature, that was a bridge too far; over months, the bill was tempered some, but the heart of it remained. The law that passed that April said that health care practitioners “shall respect a patient’s right to privacy and should refrain from making a written inquiry or asking questions concerning the ownership of a firearm or ammunition by the patient or by a family member of the patient, or the presence of a firearm in a private home or other domicile of the patient or a family member of the patient.”

Legislators also reduced the penalties to lesser fines and the threat of losing a medical license, adding a vague clause saying physicians could make an exception if guns were “relevant to the patient’s medical care or safety.”

After Gov. Rick Scott signed it into law, doctors, medical organizations and the American Civil Liberties Union teamed up

to challenge the mandate in federal court.

Commonly referred to as “Docs v. Glocks,” the lawsuit argued that the ban violated doctors’ free speech rights. A federal judge in Miami agreed and blocked it the same year it was passed.

In the five years since, a three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals reversed that federal judge and upheld the law. The physicians appealed to the entire appellate court; in July, the judges heard arguments for both sides of the issue. Ed Mullens, an attorney for the plaintiffs, says he expects the decision to be handed down sometime this year. From there, this case is likely destined for the U.S. Supreme Court after the loser appeals.

Brodeur tells Orlando Weekly he sponsored the law after doctors in the state program were refusing to see kids because their parents owned a firearm. He made the analogy that it would be just as unfair as if a woman walked in with food stamps to a grocery store and was asked by her cashier whether she exercised her right to vote as a condition of sale.

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an imminent danger to themselves or others. When OW asked how a doctor could determine that for certain, the state representative says doctors are professionals who could base it off their medical opinion.

“It’s a civil right to be able to own a firearm,” he says. “Physicians can still have the conversation about guns and the proper way to store them, but they should pose it as a question, not a condition of treatment.

They should say, ‘If you have a gun, you can do this,’ not ask ‘Do you have a gun?’

I’ve heard from a number of parents who thanked me for this bill, saying it was a violation of privacy.”

Howard Simon, executive director of the Florida ACLU, says the case is not about the Second Amendment, but rather the First.

“I thought this lawsuit was silly in a tragic way,” he says. “It’s absurd. We should be arguing about what regulation of guns is consistent with the Second Amendment.

With this law, it’s not even permissible to talk about gun safety. This law is a restriction on speech for one group of people on one subject that’s disfavored by the Legislature. That’s unconstitutional.”

The state’s defense, which is prepared by lawyers from Attorney General Pam Bondi’s office, says the law barring doctors from asking about patients’ guns “passes muster under any level of First Amendment review.”

“By shielding gun-owning patients and families from discrimination, unnecessary harassment, and bad-faith, irrelevant inquiries and record-keeping, the act narrowly advances the state’s compelling interests in protecting the fundamental right to keep and bear arms from private encumbrances, safeguarding patient privacy, eliminating barriers to health care, and preventing discrimination and harassment in the provision of health care services,” a state brief in the case says. “The act represents the most 18

modest of all professional regulations – a requirement that doctors stick to practicing medicine – and it accomplishes its compelling goals without interfering with doctors’ professional judgment or otherwise burdening more speech than necessary.”

Marion Hammer, the first female president of the NRA (who now lobbies for gun rights in Florida), agrees with the state. She asserts that gun ownership is a private matter unrelated to health concerns.

“It’s like going to a mechanic to get your car fixed, and he tries to sell you a dress because he didn’t like your pants,” Hammer says. “It’s completely irrelevant, and none of their business.”

The American Medical Association would beg to differ. Two days after 49 people were shot dead at Pulse, the AMA declared gun violence a “public health crisis” and said it would actively lobby Congress to overturn legislation preventing research.

“Even as America faces a crisis unrivaled in any other developed country, the Congress prohibits the CDC from conducting the very research that would help us understand the problems associated with gun violence and determine how to reduce the high rate of firearm-related deaths and injuries,” said Steven Stack, president of the AMA, in a statement.

Hammer is only one voice in the chorus of gun lobbyists denouncing what they view as invasive inquiries by doctors. She and the NRA view the law as a protective measure, aimed at preventing the collection of data on gun ownership that will only lead to discriminatory practices by insurance companies. For her, the entire issue is nothing more than propaganda aimed at banning guns entirely.

Dr. Bernd Wollschlaeger, the lead plaintiff in the case against the state, is a family doctor. He’s also a gun owner.

Wollschlaeger says he’s continued to ask his patients questions about guns in their homes with mostly positive response, despite what he calls “the NRA’s attempt to muzzle physicians.”

“This law benefits nobody,” he says. “I’m not an anti-gun vigilante. The NRA and the gun lobby only want to sell guns. They’re not taking part in any rational debate on the adverse effects of gun violence. The Second Amendment is not only a right. It’s also a responsibility.”

In the five years Wollschlaeger and his co-plaintiffs have spent fighting in court, there’s been mass shooting after mass shooting, and sadly, the physician says the Pulse shooting in Orlando has already turned into just another statistic. After the world collectively turned away from the City Beautiful to the next tragedy, someone has killed someone else with a gun every few days in Orange County. From June 10 to Aug. 25, 20 other people in Orange

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County lost their lives to gun violence.

Unlike the Pulse victims, national TV crews weren’t clamoring outside their relatives’ homes to learn more about them. But they too left questions unanswered, beds empty and dreams deferred.

“We have to stop being a reactive society that wrings our hands and cries in front of the camera,” he says. “We’re so numb, so conditioned to the onslaught of this news, we don’t pay attention anymore. “If the murder and slaughter of children doesn’t change our minds, why should Orlando be different?”

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t the national level, the ban on funding research into gun violence persists in the face of so much tragedy because conservative lawmakers are convinced that research will inexorably lead to regulation.

At least one local doctor is trying to change that response. On June 12, Dr. Michael Cheatham and the Orlando Regional Medical Center staff were on the front lines of the Pulse crisis, doing surgery after surgery on victims.

After the city calmed down, Cheatham pushed for more federal money to research gun violence and traveled with other trauma surgeons to speak with members of Congress about what could be done to reduce gun violence, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

“There were the cries of anguish, screams, doors slamming, family members punching the wall when they realized their loved one’s name had not been read off of the list of survivors,” Cheatham told the Sentinel. “I will never forget that. I don’t want to ever see so many families so devastated again.”

There hasn’t been research from the federal government on gun violence since a 1993 study by the New England Journal of Medicine. Funded by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the study found that “keeping a gun in the home was strongly and independently associated with an increased risk of homicide,” according to the American Psychological Association.

Incensed, the NRA persuaded members of Congress in 1996 to strip the CDC’s funding for gun violence research – $2.6 million.

Later, Congress forbade the CDC from

using any funds “to advocate or promote gun control.” While the laws didn’t technically ban gun research, CDC directors have avoided studying guns. Even after President Obama ordered the CDC to “conduct or sponsor research into the causes of gun violence and the ways to prevent it” following the Sandy Hook carnage, the federal agency hasn’t budged, citing a continued lack of funding from Congress.

The data we do have on gun deaths is pretty startling. In 2013, firearms accounted for 33,636 deaths in the United States.

More than 11,000 of those were classified as homicides. Compounding that, 21,175 people committed suicide using a gun.

Florida, meanwhile, has about 1.38 million concealed carry permits, more than any other state. Firearms were responsible for about 18 percent (2,375) of Florida’s fatal injuries in 2014, according to data from the state Department of Health. Out of those fatalities, 63 percent were suicides.

As some physicians have pointed out, research on guns may not lead to a ban on firearms or support solutions that gun control advocates have called for. But it would let Americans make their own informed opinions about what causes gun violence.

For her part, Hammer rejects a connection between guns and public health, calling it an “anti-gun” agenda, and wouldn’t discuss a possible compromise between the two camps. When asked if she believed the NRA would ever be open to the idea of reexamining existing legislation on firearms, Hammer was clear about her opinion.

“That is the dumbest question I have been asked in 40 years,” she told us.

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t a rally Aug. 17 at the Hammered Lamb for the Pride Fund, a political action committee focused on electing pro-LGBTQ candidates who support sensible gun control, commissioner Patty Sheehan says she’s still in crisis mode, as if the mass shooting that robbed 49 people of the rest of their lives had happened just yesterday. Whether you agree with her or not about guns, she wants to talk.

“This is the worst mass shooting in America, and you don’t want to talk about guns?” Sheehan says, clapping vehemently between words. “That’s insane.” feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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“GEN-X DAILY MEAL”

by Patrick McGrath

URBAN DECAY At the Henao Center, three artists post a lament against the rot of consumerism

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orth Edgewater Drive’s high energy retains the yesteryear charm of commercial strips before they became inflated with Targets and Starbucks.

Cheek-by-jowl with taverns and thrift shops lies an older, blue-awninged structure right on the sidewalk, beckoning pedestrians who long ago vanished in the haze of automobile exhaust. Inside the Henao Contemporary Center is one of our newest galleries, hitting its stride with Consuma + Dos, an eloquent lament against the rot of consumerism that has so demoralized our culture.

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“TANK” by Kevin Haran

“TEMPUS FUGIT (2014)” by Patrick McGrath

“CALAVERA CAÑERA (AFTER POSADA)” by Carlos Barberena

Carlos Barberena, Patrick McGrath a chance. Other paintings show prinMuniz and Kevin Haran each contribute cesses checking their iPhones, Ronald a voice to the lament. Haran has made a McDonald comforting Chris Christie and study of war and destruction in his career odalisques reclining on cheetah skins eatas an artist, and his sculpture populates ing fast food.

In contrast to McGrath’s burnt umber the gallery’s center. Haran’s military machines – tanks, battleships, halftracks and alizarin crimson, Barberena is a – are made of cereal boxes, applying black-and-white kind of guy. A Chicago Madison Avenue marketing genius to artist originally from Nicaragua, he works in the traditional art weapons of war. Their form of linocut prints bright energy is at first and engraved porsatirical, but the more CONSUMA + DOS traiture. “Madre de one gazes down a tank’s through Sept. 18 Desaparacido” is posed gun barrel, the less Henao Contemporary Center as a traditional saint, one sees these as toys.

5601 Edgewater Drive but is the mother of Instead, a sense of death 407-272-0317 a “disappeared one”: creeps in, oddly reinhenaocenter.com someone removed forced by the Lucky free by the authoritarian Charms-like green of the regime. Long years of vehicle. utter despair etch deep McGrath works from Houston and has exhibited a running grooves of sorrow on her face as she holds commentary about hollow narcissism a portrait of her son.

Elsewhere, a death’s-head skull replacusing the Mexican religious art form of retablo. Each piece is a highly crafted, es George Washington’s portrait on the self-framed tablet on which a scene is dollar bill; Coca Cola is helpfully renamed painted in the manner of Caravaggio, as “diabetico”; and Botticelli’s Venus has Leonardo and the old masters. McGrath donned a gas mask, all of it rendered in a has honed his underpainting technique, Latin folk-art style. Relentless capitalism, starting with shade and shadow and then for those on the outside, ain’t so hot.

Like a good cup of Greek coffee, the adding color, celebrating a viewpoint that is darker, both in his treatment of light unified message of this show is dark and strong. Life’s a ball, but it’s a hollow ball, and his viewpoint of humanity.

“Hercules and the Virtues” shows poor decorated on the outside with the accouHercules, club on his shoulder, sizing trements of consumerist society, dark up Sarah Palin and three other women and empty within. Make the trek to see representing the Four Virtues. The giant Consuma + Dos before it closes, and if you maw of a big-box store is atmospherically see yourself in some of these images, don’t rendered, inflating its scale to mythical be surprised. proportions. The big guy doesn’t stand arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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MENNELLO MUSEUM

BY SETH KUBERSKY

Orlando’s art scene can seem

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ephemeral, but when someone like Frank Holt passes, attention must be paid. Founding executive director of the Mennello Museum of American Art; former City of Orlando public art director; curator; educator; folk and Southwestern art expert; animal lover; and friend: Holt touched countless members of the local community, many of whom gathered last Friday for an informal memorial, at which they raised more than $11,000 for a fund in Frank’s name to grow and maintain the Mennello’s collection. Some of them shared with me these stories about Holt’s legacy.

Mary Shaw Gallery manager at Jeanine Taylor Folk Art in Sanford “I first met Frank Holt when I was a student at Valencia and I took an art history class. I had the pleasure of sitting in class and hearing his sonorous voice introduce me to the wonders of the world. He also introduced me to folk art [and] we took a field trip to the city of Orlando where he introduced all of us to the art collection.

“He had a love of art that he passed on; he was such a rich wealth of information, but also passion. I just found him to be quiet, with a wry sense of humor, and always well-groomed. His passing is a loss for our community, and he got robbed of a great retirement.

“He supported other local artists and folk artists, too. At the [Jeanine Taylor] gallery, he always liked to buy a piece of art by Melissa Menzer.”

Kim Robinson Longtime Mennello Museum general manager “I came to work [at the Mennello] in March of 1999. Neither one of us knew anything when we came here. We were very different. It worked out because I was a nuts and bolts person – if you had to get something done, it was me – but he had

An informal memorial for Frank Holt, the late director of the Mennello Museum, raises memories as well as money

‘I want to commission a painting for me that’s as nice as the one I walked by all the time.’ You don’t know how many artists Frank helped.”

Skip Stewart Costume designer “Professionally, he was incredible to escalate this museum to international status. He brought this into the creative all the ideas. So he’d say, ‘Let’s do this’ and world from a folk museum to an American I’d go, ‘OK.’ That’s just the way it worked art museum, which was very substantial with us. for our city. And his background being in “It wasn’t unusual for him to walk into charge of all of the city’s public art was my office and say, ‘I need a barber’s chair’ quite notable.” or ‘I need to move 23 4-ton sculptures across the City Hall rotunda.’ I was hired as Bob LeBlanc a temporary part-time person that worked Friends of the Mennello Museum board on the front desk and did the accounting, member and I did everything from writing grants to “I visited the museum after it first installing art.” opened. I fell in love with the place, and was determined to meet Frank; I had someone introduce us, and a year later I Bernie Harris was on the board. … Frank was a lovely, Mennello Museum security guard “When I first started working here, dear sweet man. He taught me much about Frank had very little to say with me. He folk art and American art that I didn’t used to have a dog, and when he would know about, and it was an honor to serve bring the dog in he would never come to on the board with him.” me. So I said, he’s like his master: not a very talkative guy. One day he brought the dog Shannon Fitzgerald in, and the dog came over to me and started Current Mennello Museum executive wagging his tail. Frank was so shocked, and director after that it seemed like me and Frank got “Frank Holt’s legacy will live on [with] along well. I guess he said, if the dog likes the outpouring of people and generosity me, he ought to like me too.” since the fund launched. That collection was so important to Frank, and I hope that we can identify things on Frank’s wish list, Carol Bechtel gaps in the collection that he would have Artist “Frank was called by Neiman Marcus loved to see filled in historical American when they were going to build the store art, or folk art, or art of the Southwest.

“I’d also like to work with the three here. They wanted to know who he thought were the abstract painters who boards [the City of Orlando trustees, the should be considered for paintings, and public art board and the Friends of the he told them my name. They came to my Mennello] on an acquisition – not from this studio, and I have two paintings hanging fund – to permanently honor him. … Mayor Dyer is very much behind doing it. Frank there in the couture department.

“This week, right when I found out was very modest and humble, and we want that Frank had died, I got a call from the to respect that, which is why this [memowoman who had been the manager of this rial] was an open house with no program.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com Neiman Marcus when it opened. She said, orlandoweekly.com

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OPENINGS Fat One’s, the hot dog kiosk by former *NSYNC-er Joey Fatone, will open in the Florida Mall on Sept. 10 … Se7en Bites has closed in their current location, but plans a soft opening of their new, larger location at 617 N. Primrose Drive on Sept. 17 …

The new Planet Hollywood Observatory will ride the bus to Flavortown thanks to a burger and sandwich menu developed by the schlock jock of cookery, Guy Fieri.

The restaurant is slated to open this fall …

Over at Universal CityWalk, the steampunkthemed Toothsome Chocolate Emporium & Savory Feast Kitchen has opened … Inside East End Market, Gideon’s Bakehouse is undergoing renovations and will reopen next month with a “cookie bar” and additional yum-yums like handmade ice cream and iced coffees … Gyu-Kaku, a popular and well-received chain specializing in Japanese yakiniku (grilled meats) dining, will open in Dr. Phillips at the end of September.

The “Filet du Chef” at Green Kitchen

ALL WELL AND GOOD

fitness classes with a vaguely exotic name. And after flagging down a friendly server to bring my dessert – a dense and sugary, egg-yolk-heavy custard with ground coconut called quindim ($3.50) – eating it felt downright Lochte-ian.

I played nice on a subsequent visit and Green Kitchen’s healthy eats with a Brazilian twist will ordered the avocado delight ($9.80), but put a little color back in your face it was an order tinged with regret. The salad, with just four thin slices of avocaBY FAIYAZ KARA do, was too darn leafy. Cherry tomatoes, a few wee balls of goat cheese, a couf you build it, the Brazilians will best project you’ll ever work on is you” ple of basil leaves and some chia seeds come; at least that’s the tack taken by and “Take care of your body. It’s the only were nice additions, but it needed more bite other than its drizzle of balsamic tourist-sector eatery Green Kitchen. place you have to live,” among others.

Stuart Smalley lives, I thought to vinaigrette. Onions, perhaps. Nothing Driving past the restaurant a few months back, I noticed it on the ground myself, just as a server handed me a wrong with the rosemary grilled chicken floor of an office building and thought glass of pineapple-mint juice (12 ounces, sandwich on ciabatta ($9.80), but all it an unremarkable cafeteria-type joint $5.99; 16 ounces, $6.99). While those this healthy food had me eyeing the (à la Nature’s Table) catering to brain- chalky chestnuts made my eyes roll, so dessert display again and ignoring, as dead pencil pushers and sweaty IT did the juice – with pleasure. Green best I could, the two presentation-only geeks. Turns out I was wrong, partially. Kitchen takes pride in their fruity bever- plates of grilled lime chicken with rice Workers do descend from floors above, ages and smoothie concoctions, and well and cauliflower slathered in blue cheese, as expected (often in a languorous and they should, but don’t order the straw- and a zucchini canoe filled with vegetables with the same famished stupor), but are met by their testing Sunshine C Blast sides. Such a wastetemperamental opposites – the spirit- smoothie (12 ounces, $5.99; GREEN KITCHEN ful practice seems ed Paulistano, Carioca and Brasiliense 16 ounces, $6.99) blended 7055 S. Kirkman Road antithetical to the who’ve caught wind of the healthyish with Greek yogurt, mango, 407-413-5005 restaurant’s healthy, Brazilian-style lunch and (early) dinner banana and orange juice as greenkitchenorlando.com organic and ecoalternatives being served. The conflu- a meal accompaniment, as $$ friendly ethic, but ence of the two results not in a culinary I did on another occasion. it’s not like it made singularity, but in the sort of plurality It’s far better served as a the diverse lures of we’re lucky enough to experience in our dessert or a to-go option.

Now, the menu’s life-affirming dishes housemade sweets – Dutch pie, baklava, city of crossroads.

In fact, mistakenly being greeted in (lucky you, quinoa fan!) are all well and Italian layer cake, strawberry mousse – Portuguese gave me an odd sense of good, but I couldn’t resist the “top sirloin any less appealing.

Truthfully, I felt somewhat buoyed by pride for having passed as a Brazilian, chef style” ($19.50). Admittedly, I felt a even though ordering in English gave little naughty eating two heart-stopping the Olympian effort it took to resist, and me away. But still. I took my number, slabs of picanha with parsley-heavy by Green Kitchen’s salubrious air – so and a seat, amid the lunchtime rush, chimichurri, roasted potatoes and rice much so that I left the Brazilian eatery then made time to read the scribblings in front of a trio who appeared to have with one word on my mind: Zumba. on the floor-to-ceiling chalkboard: “The walked in from one of those dancefkara@orlandoweekly.com

CLOSINGS Wildside Bar & Grille in Thornton Park has closed. Graffiti Junktion will move in next month after the space undergoes renovations … Giraffas Brazilian Grill in Mills Park has closed … The Red Lion Pub in Winter Park will close after 27 years in business. A send-off party is planned for Sept. 17.

NEWS Brunch is now being served at Pizza Bruno Saturday and Sundays from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. … Rabii Saber, executive pastry chef at the Four Seasons Resort, will represent the Stars & Stripes at the Coupe du Monde de la Pâtisserie, commonly known as the Pastry Olympics, Jan. 22-23, 2017, in Lyon, France. Saber will join Bill Foltz (L’Auberge Casino Resort, Lake Charles, Louisiana) and Victor Dagatan (Ritz Carlton Buckhead, Atlanta, Georgia) on Team USA.

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EVENTS The Tennessee Truffle in Sanford will hold a five-course dinner with wine pairings at 6:30 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 1. Cost is $55 …

Fred Noe, the seventh-generation master distiller for Jim Beam, will be at Corona Cigar Co. on Sand Lake Road from 3:45 to 5:45 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 6, for an exclusive tasting and bottle signing … The 4th annual Lesser Seafood Dinner at Cress Restaurant in DeLand is at 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Sept.

28. The event will see chef Hari Pulapaka serve a four-course meal of sustainable seafood, some of it caught in Sitka, Alaska,

by Pulapaka himself. Cost is $50.

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Hourglass Brewery 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood, 407-262-0056, hourglassbrewery.com

Essay question: Why should I drink here?

Hourglass Brewing is simultaneously a shrine to geek culture and to craft brewing; their beer hall is decked with local artists’ nerdy work – paintings, prints and general odes to the titans of sci-fi and fantasy – and serves a rotating list of 20 house suds.

Come for the local ales, stay for the drunken debates whether Batman v Superman has any redeeming qualities.

Short answer/multiple choice:

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

Not bad

After work or after hours? after work Beer/wine or liquor too? Beer (their own and others’), plus Quantum Leap Winery’s vinos and ciders

Check all that apply: fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles/cans (more than 12) wide selection on tap (more than 12)

Smoking allowed inside? Y Outside drinking? Y Dog-friendly? Y

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Sci-fi, fantasy and ’80s-’90s movie classics; the occasional sportsball

DJs? Y N Live music? Y

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Yes, every Saturday

Loud music or background music?

A medley of ’90s/indie college rock and the best hits of the ’80s

Games? Check all that apply: pinball video pool darts other: dominoes, Battleship, the classic card and board games familial hatred is made of

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N Food served? Y No, but you can bring over Wako Tako’s burrito goodness from right next door.

Bag hooks? Y

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FUEL BBQ Owners Chris and Michelle Johnson annexed the space next to their popular blues bar, the Alley, to house this comfy little pit stop knowing there’s no more natural a pairing for blues than barbecue. The barky velour of the brisket is the undoubted star, but don’t pass on the ribs, pulled pork or burnt ends either. Sides are no mere afterthought – great care has gone into perfecting the fried okra, collards, baked beans, and mac and cheese. The cornbread may not be much to look at, but this old family recipe will get you hooked. Closed Mondays. 120 S. Park Ave., Sanford, 407-328-4848; $$

DEVINE WINE & GRILL Unlike the scores of enomatic dispensers found at some other wine bars, the 32 offered at this Oviedo drinkery keep the attitude to a relative minimum, while the scratch kitchen delivers bar fare that’s wellexecuted. Canadians will scoff at the very un-Canadian poutine, but anyone will relish the yellow curry arancini, the lamb burger (fashioned from ground shoulder with an appropriately lamby flavor) and the delightful octopus salad. Just one, sometimes two, desserts are offered, and they change seasonally. Closed Mondays. 15 Alafaya Woods Blvd., Oviedo, 407-359-5016; $$

SOUPA SAIYAN Dragon Ball Z-themed noodle house is a real draw for freaks and geeks, but noodle hounds will appreciate their attention to crafting a fine bowl.

“Korean Fire Noodles” with fried egg and barbecue pork may not be a tongue-scorcher, but they’ll turn your chopsticks red; add seared foie gras if you’re feeling fancy. Udon noodles in a vegetarian broth with fried tofu and steamed vegetables hums with umami, and if you’re into pho, the meaty pho dac biet will do no wrong.

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SAINT ANEJO MEXICAN KITCHEN

Saint Anejo’s south-of-the-border fare is better than your average TexMexeria’s. Two superbly flavored (and flattened) ribeyes in the carne asada, for example, or a sweet and smoky (but not too sweet and not too smoky) mole rojo, are populist favorites that swing and connect. A sizable selection of margaritas, sangrias, cervezas and cocteles are also offered.

Open daily. 5248 Red Bug Lake Road, Winter Springs, 407-636-3600; $$

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While the steamed sugar-dough buns themselves aren’t fresh here (they’re bought frozen, sorry), the crunchy, fatty, succulent or spicy meats they cradle are, be it kimchi fried chicken, Korean short rib or braised pork belly. Vegan and vegetarian options are also offered. Tater tots are the sole side accompaniment, but if you have room for dessert, fried bao with sweet fillings are available. Closed Sundays. 710 N. Mills Ave., 407-2370013; $

CANVAS RESTAURANT & MARKET

Dishes like burrata with caramelized stone fruit, Floribbean grilled shrimp salad, oak-charred octopus, roasted whole fish and succulent apple-bourbon braised short ribs steal the scene.

A burger fashioned from short rib and brisket is extraordinarily moist; accompanying fries are no afterthought.

A respectable wine list warrants careful perusal, and Key lime pie with toasted meringue is a must. 13615 Sachs Ave., 407-313-7800; $$$$

OUDOM THAI & SUSHI

Oudom, the latest in a string of restaurants to occupy the ground floor of the Sanctuary Downtown Condo building, can’t rely on history to make a successful run; rather, it’s banking on patrons seeking straight-ahead Siamese cuisine in a swanky atmosphere. We sampled everything from pad Thai to panang curry, and two dishes were stellar surprises – crispy duck and whole snapper.

100 S. Eola Drive, 407-849-3739; $$

THE PEPPY BISTRO

Mexican dishes comprise but a small part of a menu dominated by Italian and Spanish classics – a fat meatball fashioned from ground beef and short rib; a seafood paella we can’t wholly recommend on account of encountering some broken mussel shells; and lamb chops over couscous. College Park imbibers have been heard to rave about Peppy Bistro’s happy hour.

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Bad Movie Club Dig into the depths of the film archives to find the worst movies ever made. Laugh at failed acting, tacky special effects, cheesy dialogue and choppy editing.

Wednesday, 6:45 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Captain Fantastic Viggo Mortensen stars in this story about a man who raises his family cut off from modern society, but must re-examine his idea of what it means to be a parent when tragedy strikes. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Don’t Think Twice Mike Birbiglia’s new film explores the personal and professional failures of the members of an improv comedy troupe.

Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Dungeons & Dragons Live From PAX West Live simulcast of the live D&D game from one of the largest gaming events in North America.

Comes with a special adventure booklet printed exclusively for this event. Sunday, 9 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com.

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debut we can understand why it’s not a refined piece of art. It’s worth noting, though, that whereas some directors will work their way up to the big chair, or start by creating a handful of short films, Luke has very little experience. He has only one short film to his credit, and was the second unit director on his father’s Sci-fi horror film Morgan, directed by Ridley Scott’s son, big-budget flop Exodus: Gods and Kings fails to replicate that good old replicant pathos (2014). Granted, there’s no better way to learn than by doing, but it seems he

BY DAN HUDAK wasn’t quite ready for what this movie organ takes an interesting and want to protect it. This makes sense requires. He may very well evolve into premise and discards it like given that they’ve raised Morgan from a fine filmmaker, but this is far from a promising start. it’s a rancid piece of trash. It’s infancy for the last five years.

Of course, writer Seth W. Owen is Unlike Ex Machina (2015), which looked high concept that devolves into lowgrade horror schlock, resulting in one of at the sentience and desired humanity to blame as well, as his story goes so the most predictable and disappointing of synthetic organisms, Morgan goes the bonkers off-the-rails asinine that you wish you could grab him endings you’ll ever see. If you insist on monster movie route. and shake some sense into going, trust me and leave after 45 minutes Morgan begins to him. Why Morgan does – whatever ending you imagine in your attack and kill those MORGAN some of the things it does head is guaranteed to be better than what who’ve loved and (R) is never explained, and the supported it for years, director Luke Scott delivers.

OPENS FRIDAY, SEPT. 2 resolution of Mara’s Lee is Lee Weathers (Kate Mara) is a risk and the whole time completely uninspired. wondering management consultant for a technology you’re Worse, all the killing and company. She ventures to a remote area why you’re bothering chasing and pleas for help after a scientifically created, human-like to watch yet another are notably unoriginal. If synthetic organism called Morgan (Anya bland monster movie. you’re going to take a path Taylor-Joy, The Witch) attacks one of its It would’ve been so, caretakers (Jennifer Jason Leigh). It’s so much more interesting to dig into the paved by hundreds before you, at least try Lee’s responsibility to assess if Morgan is science and figure out why Morgan snaps, to do it in a creative way.

In terms of aesthetics and production worth preserving or should be eliminated. how and if it can be fixed, and how its Interestingly, the doctors at the facility evolving emotions do or do not factor into value, Morgan is fine, but if you can’t get (played by Rose Leslie, Chris Sullivan, its decision-making. The movie was set the story right, nothing else matters. How Vinette Robinson, Toby Jones and up for this. And then Morgan starts biting dare Luke Scott tease us with a captivating premise and then assault our eyes with Michelle Yeoh), as well as their assistant, people’s faces.

Luke Scott is director Ridley Scott’s son, such nonsense.

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The Neverending Story The story of a boy who discovers a magical book that tells the story of Fantasia, a fantasy land threatened by the Nothing. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.38; fathomevents.com.

Roald Dahl Movie Screening Celebrate Roald Dahl’s 100th birthday with screenings of James and the Giant Peach and Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Saturday, 2-5 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

Rob Zombie’s 31 New horror film from Rob Zombie, plus the world premiere of the “Gor Whore” and “Get Your Boots On” music videos. Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $16.05; fathomevents.com.

Rodgers & Hammerstein’s The King and I Sparks fly again as the king of Siam and the Western teacher he hires return to the big screen for a 60th anniversary celebration. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Spectre James Bond takes on a secretive criminal organization in his most recent feature film. Friday, 8 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

Tickled Documentary about the secretive world of professional endurance tickling competitions. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Funny Games Michael Haneke’s psychological thriller about two sadistic strangers who force a family to compete in games of violence and death. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; uncomfortablebrunch.com.

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The Light Between Oceans

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OPENING THIS WEEK Kickboxer: Vengeance Hey, haven’t we already had a movie this summer about some sort of Ultimate Punching champ who has to avenge a dead sibling? Yes, but that one was about chicks, silly! Now that there’s a version where the leads are all dudes, 4chan can sleep good at night. In the role of the grizzled cornerman Is Jean-Claude Van Damme – which sure seems like a ticket to brain damage, because just try to figure out what that guy is trying to tell you. (NR)

The Light Between Oceans In the years following World War I, Michael Fassbender and his wife decide to claim an infant that washes up on the shore of the island where they live. Sounds like a fresh take on the Moses story, although in today’s Hollywood, you just know the pitch meeting included the name Kal-El. (PG-13) ALSO PLAYING Don’t Breathe The team behind 2013’s Evil Dead remake shows us what happens when a bunch of would-be thieves break into the home of a rich blind man. Apparently, it’s worse than what happens when you steal from the guy who wrote Wait Until Dark. (R)

Equity Another financial thriller about skullduggery on Wall Street, but this time with the kicker that the major players are all women.

Yay! Now we get to hate EVERYBODY! (R)

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Greater This religious sports biopic asks the question, “What sort of God would allow the second greatest walk-on player in college football history to die in a tragic accident at the age of 22?” Apparently, the same one who decides which movies aren’t going to get booked into any theater with less than 100 screens. (PG-13)

Hands of Stone Robert DeNiro plays Ray Arcel, the boxing trainer who helped Roberto Duran prepare to face Sugar Ray Leonard in the ring. But only after Duran gave up on trying to figure out what Jean-Claude Van Damme was yelling at him. (R)

Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV “It is difficult to imagine anyone wanting to pay to sit through it,” says the Hollywood Reporter. But isn’t it great that movies can still exceed the human imagination? (PG-13)

Mechanic: Resurrection Sure, you and I might be sick to death of movies about a master criminal who’s forced out of retirement to save the woman he loves. But Jason Statham needs Uber money, dammit! (R) Southside With You On their first date together, Barack Obama and Michelle Robinson engage in all the usual activities: going to church, visiting a museum, forging a birth certificate. You know, the staples. Interestingly, we’ve already had a movie about Trump’s first date with Melania: It was called Pretty Woman.

(PG-13) Tickled In this shocking documentary, we learn that the tickle-fetish subculture is plagued by online fraud. Which certainly changes my plans for the weekend, I can tell you. (R)

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Timothy Eerie Local psych oddball Eerie has the potential to hit some Brian Jonestown

You toured extensively prior to making this record, and you’ve got a lot of dates coming up. Was it hard getting back on that bus the first time?

BACK WHERE I BELONG Baroness pull back from the brink for their most accomplished album yet

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lot can happen in a matter of seconds: Brakes fail, guardrails give way, lives change.

“Everything also slows down,” says Baroness frontman John Baizley, recalling how his band’s tour bus plummeted down a 30-foot embankment on its way to a gig in the southwest of England.

But Baizley and his cohorts beat the odds, and are now touring on behalf of their most successful album to date.

Produced by David Fridmann of Flaming Lips fame, Purple debuted at No. 1 on the indie charts, and placed No. 7 on Rolling Stone’s Best Metal Albums of 2015 list.

Despite the happy ending, the more than two years between accident and album release were anything but easy.

Baizley, whose left arm was shattered in the crash, only regained the ability to play guitar after surgeons implanted the two 9-inch titanium plates that now hold his elbow in place. Meanwhile, the band’s rhythm section resigned, leaving Baizley and longtime guitarist Peter Adams to recruit drummer Sebastian Thomas and bassist Nick Jost, who is also responsible for the keyboards that play a big role on the latest album.

That was a breeze, honestly. I had no problem with it whatsoever. I thought I would; it made sense. But it just didn’t rattle me at all. I mean, there are moments at night – if it’s raining, you know, if it’s cold, if there’s ice on the road – my first thought is “If it’s gonna happen, let it be quick.” Because, you know, when we were in the accident, nothing was quick. It felt like an eternity. But now, I’ve already gone through a period where I’ve accepted my own mortality. So I’ve crossed that threshold.

Usually, when artists go through a situation like that, they start writing very personal songs about it. But you’ve continued to use a lot of fantasy tropes in your lyrics.

Well, my goal as a lyricist has always been to write about the experience that I have. But I make a very conscious attempt to not focus on the specifics and the idiosyncrasies that make it the story of one person. I’ve always thought of lyrics as a universal language of pain and suffering, and anguish, and torment, and reflection.

Musically, the Savannah, Georgia, band has managed to take several steps forward.

Arrangements on Purple, the group’s fourth studio album, draw more upon the post-punk, progressive rock and downtuned sludge elements that were largely drowned out in the driving melodic metal that dominated their first three releases. You forgot joy.

Fridmann’s production techniques and Yeah, but I try to be realistic, and joy psychedelic inclinations bring a sonic is the by-product of pain. You have to adventurousness to the table, resulting understand the opposite of joy in order in the band’s first true to understand joy. And “headphones album.” vice-versa. Think of BARONESS In our interview, that joyous moment at with Pallbearer Baizley candidly the end of Beethoven’s 7 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 6 discussed the aftermath 9th Symphony, where The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. of his near-death you’ve spent 45 minutes 407-246-1419 experience, and the listening to despair, and thebeacham.com art that came out of then all of a sudden, in $25 adversity. the space of 10 seconds, the entire mood shifts.

And it’s not the joy of I understand the band spent nearly a year in the basement, waking up in the morning on a sunny day and knowing everything’s gonna be writing and making demos for this alright. It’s the joy of accepting things and album? gaining a deeper understanding of who John Baizley: I think it was a combination of things. We’d toured with and what you are, and what your station our new rhythm section for something in life is, and being comfortable with that. like eight months, so we knew we had a music@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Massacre peaks in his music with the technicolor path he’s heading down.

10:30 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 31, at Tanqueray’s, free

Mija Young EDM upstart Mija stands out from the boys’ club with catholic music tastes that take in house, electro, techno and so much more.

10 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 1, at Venue 578, $10-$25

Atomyard Well-traveled Miami dance commander Atomyard headlines what promises to be a packed-out Labor Day weekend shindig.

9 p.m. Friday, Sept. 2, at the Sandwich Bar, $5

Wrapped in Pale Orlando black metal ensemble is pitched perfectly between Wolves in the Throne Room’s lush atmospheres and Mayhem’s early scrapings.

9 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 3, at Uncle Lou’s, $4

Marco Panuccio Get classy on a Sunday. Celebrated tenor Panuccio (who has played everyone from Pinkerton to Don Jose) performs in tony Winter park environs with piano accompaniment from Robin Stamper.

2 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 4, at the University Club, $30-$75

Open Mic Hip-Hop Everyone who organizes and participates in this freestyle session and nerve-wracking cypher-style battle has our respect. Next level.

9:30 p.m. Monday, Sept. 5, at Austin’s Coffee, free

Pate, Outlaw, Folwell Freewheeling saxophone/bass/guitar trio bring their considerable improv chops to the perfect venue for it.

8 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 6, at Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, free

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It’s usually the party, not the fallout, for our Best of Orlando issue that gets crazy. But, hoo boy, that was some shit show. Stay nuts, Orlando.

PHOTO BY LIV JONSE

THE BEAT

Lil Yachty (Aug. 25, the Social) is surging up like an ATLien geyser right now. The thing is, there’s definitely a generational aspect going on here.

For sure, the young Atlanta rapper presents some immediate intrigue. He’s got a left-side vibe that radiates newschool flair and turnt-up weirdness like some Dirty South cousin of the Odd Future clan.

However, he’s got a vocalization style that staggers on that dubious ground where personal style and technical deficiency blur together in a way that’s highly debatable. Besides his slack flow, dude practically exhales Autotune, which sometimes works in his more out-there moments where he obscures the rap-sing line. But he holds onto that device like a security blanket.

Based on the size and fever of the capacity crowd in Orlando, my opinion on Yachty will be unpopular. Then again, judging from the YouTube comments on his videos, maybe not. Kids have never needed more than energy and attitude to rally around something, and Lil Yachty’s current fire is undeniable. But a cultural phenomenon does not a fundamental artist make. And, right now, little else is manifest.

The Civic Minded Five’s latest avantgarde bill of national caliber (Aug. 25, the Gallery at Avalon Island) collided the major forces of Ava Mendoza and Jessica Pavone. Brooklyn transplant Mendoza is the highly noted experimen-

The things Ava Mendoza did on guitar at this solo performance – from making a slide sound like whale songs to conjuring aboriginal spirits – were like the very forces of nature tal guitarist currently making noise in Unnatural Ways. Despite that main gig’s name, however, the things she did on guitar at this solo performance – from making a slide sound like whale songs to conjuring aboriginal spirits – were like the very forces of nature. At times, her noisebaked badlands blues plays like some epic, elemental cross of Sir Richard Bishop and Earth, but with a wild-child streak. Across sonic landscapes that are gorgeous, foreboding and sonically feral, it’s a sound at once forward and ancient.

Proving her own notable avant-garde bona fides, NYC’s Jessica Pavone takes a classical instrument (viola) and, through technique and effects, stretches it into far realms that span harrowing edges, dark atmosphere, eerie loneliness and noisefried intensity. But this wasn’t just some exercise in ingenuity or, worse, strangeness for its own sake. No, this riveting display was a thing of experimental power and expressive mastery.

The latest Endoxa Booking show (Aug. 22, Will’s Pub) turned the stage into an altar to the almighty riff in a doomdominated, next-wave bill. Headlining was Monolord, another canal dredger from Riding Easy Records, an undersung boutique label loaded with neo-vintage

heavy-rock bands that got on our radar permanently last summer after they showcased quality acts like Slow Season, Electric Citizen and Mondo Drag on a label tour.

This was Monolord’s first headlining tour of North America and they came with conquering intent, packing the most distilled and funneled grooves of the night.

Live, their merger of heavy doom and fatass fuzz plays like a groaning mammoth set to meter, with an advance purposefully distilled for pure power and massive dynamics. This crush is for real.

Before them, Fresno’s Beastmaker laid down retro doom dripping in macabre ’70s imagery and bearing enough occult references to sate a legion of dark nerds. There was lots of pulpy drama but, luckily, enough heft and conviction to make it all legit.

Austin opener Sweat Lodge stood apart and impressed. They, too, are on another exceptional small label, Brutal Panda Records (one of the better-curated heavy music labels, home to beasts like Whores, Fight Amp, Cherubs, Helms Alee and Mantar). They’re the only non-doom band on the tour, with a proto-metal sound and a name that perfectly signals their evocative ambition. Live, their psychotropic deep dive is a sensory warp of thick echoes, other-side howls and overdriven electricity. And if that nod to the Native American spirit of primordiality wasn’t explicit enough for you, the image of bassist Austin Shockley (who’s also in notable band Warm Soda) rocking the raven braids shirtless will no doubt send it home. It’s the soundtrack to a hard rock vision quest conjured by skilled sonic shamans. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Wednesday, Aug. 31

Barge MUSIC

OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

The last few years have seen a bumper crop of young, new, incredible hardcore bands shaking off all traces of metalcore malaise and going straight for the good stuff: Agnostic Front, Youth of Today, Cro-Mags. Whether you’re talking Pure Disgust or Protestor or Leather Daddy, there is more than enough good new music to appeal to younger fans seeing it all for the first time, or older lifers still wearing a faded Cause for Alarm shirt. Which is a long-winded way of saying that you need to see Richmond’s Barge. The speedfreak quartet have already dropped a handful of tapes and 45s, with an incredible full-length on the brink of release. Barge keep it young, loud and snotty, with their buzzbomb songs rarely – if ever – straying over the two-minute mark. The pure velocity of Barge’s songs takes our breath away on record, so we can only gleefully anticipate the joyous chaos of seeing them live. – Matthew Moyer with Klout, Flamethrower, Burn to Learn | 9 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | 407-898-0009 | $5

Wednesday, Aug. 31

JT Habersaat Wednesday-Thursday, Aug. 31-Sept. 1

COMEDY

Austin-via-NYC comic JT Habersaat has made a name for himself with the Altercation Punk Comedy Tour, a stand-up road show that has crisscrossed the country every year since 2009. His podcast, The Road, is an illuminating visit to the world of the touring comedian, with frequent side trips into the world of punk-rock music fandom. Habersaat’s most recent comedy album, the aptly named Misanthrope, debuted at No. 2 on iTunes’ comedy charts earlier this month, and with support from recently departed (to Chicago, not the afterlife) Orlando comic Larry Fulford, this show should be another notch on Spacebar’s comedy heavyweight championship belt. – Thaddeus McCollum with Larry Fulford, Marcus Crespo, Heather Shaw | 8 p.m. | Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St. | facebook.com/spacebarcomedy | $5

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The creator of Southern-fried soap-opera plays like Sordid Lives and Daddy’s Dyin’: Who’s Got the Will?, Del Shores, has returned after a dark period in his life to perform in a one-man show. In Singularly Sordid!, Shores discusses his journey through the world of dating after divorce and navigating the trials and tribulations of being 58 and back on the market. This appearance by Shores caps off the Footlight Theater’s run of his most popular play, Sordid Lives, and Shores himself participates in a talk-back with the audience after the Friday night showing of that play, marking 20 years of the cult favorite. – Aileen Perilla 7:30 p.m. | Footlight Theatre, the Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail | 407-425-7571 | parliamenthouse.com | $45

Friday-Saturday, Sept. 2-3

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Monday, Sept. 5

Florida State vs. Ole Miss

THEATER

SPORTS

Weekends in September just got a whole lot more Shakespearean at Stonewall Bar. The recently renovated gay bar is hosting a modern, gender-bending retelling of the Bard’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream on their covered back patio. Produced by Unseen Images Theatre and Howler’s Theatre, it’s a rare opportunity to see the classic comedy production in its intended outdoor setting. There may not have been a bar attached to Billy Shake’s Globe Theatre back in the late 1500s, but Puck’s mood-altering pixie dust could easily translate to a modern-day Bud Light. Just don’t sprinkle any in your eyes: We want you to experience a lighthearted tale of young loves duking it out with a mischievous fairy, not a lager-fueled trip to the ophthalmologist. – Abby Stassen

Opening the college football season, this neutral-site game is the seventh for the Seminoles in Orlando and the first appearance for the Ole Miss Rebels. One of the goals for the recently renovated stadium was to draw more college and pro football action, and it looks like it will pay off in the coming months as the former Citrus Bowl hosts the Florida Classic, the FHSAA football championships, three college bowl games and the NFL Pro Bowl. FSU and Ole Miss landed at the No. 4 and 11 spots in the AP’s Top 25 poll a few weeks ago, so if pundits are correct, this should be a tight game. This is the first regular-season opening game for an SEC team since Sept. 28, 1991, when Florida defeated Mississippi State, so if tradition holds, we’ll be hearing a lot of war chants up and down Orange Avenue late into the night. – Marimar Toledo

7:30 p.m. | Fridays and Saturdays through Sept. 24 | Stonewall Bar, 741 W. Church St. | 407-3730888 | stonewallorlando.com | $22

8 p.m. | Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place | 407-423-2476 | campingworldstadium.com | $60-$250

Tuesday, Sept. 6

John Moreland and Aaron Lee Tasjan Saturday, Sept. 3

The Reunion JOHN MORELAND PHOTO BY JOEY KNEISER

MUSIC

Look at the details under the generic official name of this Labor Day weekend blowout and what it translates to is “Firestone Reunion,” which is jackpot to EDM aficionados and historians. The lineup is a dream-team of ’90s dance-music stars cherry-picked from the golden era when Orlando was a global pacesetter. The fact that hall-of-fame Florida DJs like Andy Hughes, Stylus and D-Xtreme (doing an Abyss tag-team set), Magic Mike, Monk, Sandy, AK1200, Cliff T, Huda Hudia and Eric Berretta are assembled onto a single bill would’ve made this an event for the books.

But to make it a totally historical bonanza, the marquee is maxed out by international legends like Liquid (the U.K. act that did “Sweet Harmony,” one of the best breakbeat anthems of all time), DJ Micro (spinning an exclusive Progression set!), DJ Dan and Stanton Warriors. And all of them will be doing classic sets. For old-school heads, this will be the ultimate. Feel. The. Bass. – Bao Le-Huu with Stanton Warriors, DJ Dan, Liquid, Magic Mike and more | 8 p.m. | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $30-$50

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As mainstream country music stagnates into a cesspool of truck commercials, dirt roads and anti-intellectual propaganda, young songwriters have had to adopt the label of “Americana” to distinguish themselves from an art form that is increasingly all hat, no cattle. Two rising stars of that talented fringe movement stop into the Social this week for a show that’s 100 percent pure country gold. John Moreland, from Tulsa, Oklahoma, turns out the kind of forlorn solo ballads that go perfectly with 3 a.m. whiskey-fueled heartaches. He has a knack for inserting a turn of phrase or metaphor into a song that can cut the listener to the bone in an instant. Slightly sunnier, though no less brilliant, is Aaron Lee Tasjan, a 30-year-old songwriter, poet and guitarist who has managed to add stints with bands as diverse as Drivin’ N’ Cryin’ and the New York Dolls to his résumé. Tasjan’s migration to Nashville in 2013 has resulted in his strongest material, with songs like “East Nashville Song About a Train” and “Florida Man” becoming underground favorites. All due apologies to Garth Brooks, but this is going to be the country show of the season. – TM with Mike Dunn | 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $12-$15

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WEDNESDAY, AUG. 31-TUESDAY, SEPT. 6 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 31

CONCERTS/EVENTS All Star Jam: Brett Eldredge, Randy Houser, Brandy Clark, High Valley and more 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; SOLD OUT; 407-351-5483.

Barge, Klout, Flamethrower, Burn to Learn 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Forget Myself, Fighting the Silence, Back Yard Special, Mehsi, Shaman Treez, Ragidy Ann 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Pickens Ivy 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

[MUSIC] Peelander-Z Friday at Will’s Pub

Chris Cortez and The New Thing 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951.

Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 2

Music in the Library: Orlando Brass Quartet 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Timothy Eerie 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

CONCERTS/EVENTS Broods, Jarryd James 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22.50$60; 407-648-8363.

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Dear Tatiana, Apache Resistance, Fighting the Silence 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $8; 407-228-0804.

The Heavy Pets, Surfer Blood 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15$17; 407-246-1419.

Justin Kangrga 9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-739-6948.

CONCERTS/EVENTS Atomyard, Che Rizik, Castillo 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-408-3018.

The Boss Project: Bruce Springsteen Tribute 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

Con Leche 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-739-6948.

John Moreland, Aaron Lee Tasjan, Mike Dunn 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-246-1419.

Mama’s Batch 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Milly Quezada, Ismael Miranda 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $25-$35; 407-351-5483.

Peelander-Z, Destructonomicon 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

El Bles 8 pm-1 am; Arte Borikua Cultura Viva, 207 N. Goldenrod Road; $10; 718-619-7132.

Samantha Lee & the Family Tree, CJ Orazi, Run Raquel and more 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-673-2712.

The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, the Bloody Jug Band, Uncle Sam’s Pride 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

The Great Irish Hooley: Screaming Orphans, the Raglan Roots Coalition, Flat Out, Marianne Fraser Band and more

The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

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Uberbahn 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Who Is Who 3 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-872-0066.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 3

CONCERTS/EVENTS Abiotic, Approach the Lion, Emporos, Sick Thrill 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10-$12; 407-730-3999.

Bev Boys Second Anniversary: Maximino, Dull Blades, useless Jester, Copper Bones 6 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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PHOTO BY WHITNEY LEE

THURSDAY, SEPT. 1

Create: Mija 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407-872-0066.

Noon; Raglan Road Irish Pub, 1640 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-938-0300.

Create: Mija

Fundraiser for Dusty and Madison After former Redlight Redlight bartender Dusty Socarras and his fiancée, Madison Bernath, had their home burgled, Redlight is stepping in with a special benefit night for the couple. All proceeds from one of Redlight’s house-brewed beers go to the couple, plus some unique prizes get raffled off to help the pair recoup their losses. 5 p.m. Wednesday; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; various menu prices; redlightredlightbeerparlour.com

Gin Wigmore

Create: Mija Venue 578’s Thursday night par-

Nov. 25 at the Social

ty, Create, brings in more big talent this week with Mija. The DJ and producer has garnered a large following since signing to Skrillex’s label, OWSLA, and producing remixes for the likes of DJ Snake and Major Lazer. Ladies may want to get there early, as they’ll get BOGO drinks in the main room until 11 p.m. 10 p.m. Thursday; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; venue578.com

TMD Pop-Up: Premium Spirits Local party crew TMD takes over the Social Saturday night, bringing resident DJs Blair Sound Design and Beau R, along with guests from the Talk Yo Shit crew like Fiona and Grape La Flame. 10 p.m.

Saturday; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $1-$5; thesocial.org

Labor Day Island Pirate Party If you don’t have plans for Labor Day, or if having to clean off your grill sounds like a chore, you may want to visit your favorite pirates at the Copper Rocket for an all-day grillout on Dog Island.

The Copper Rocket takes you there via boat and jet-ski, where unlimited food and drink, plus live music, await you. Tickets are very limited. 11 a.m. Monday; The Copper Rocket, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $20; letsmakeitathing.com

Flume, Sept. 8 at House of Blues

Clutch, Oct. 4 at House of Blues

Anthony Green, Sept. 8 at the Social

Chrome Sparks, Oct. 5 at the Social

Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center

Junior Boys, Oct. 7 at the Social

The Queers, Sept. 11 at Will’s Pub

Taking Back Sunday, Oct. 8 at the Social

Bebel Gilberto, Sept. 14 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Garth Brooks, Oct. 6-9 at Amway Center

Gary Gulman, Sept. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center Meghan Trainor, Sept. 18 at CFE Arena

Henry Rollins, Oct. 8 at the Plaza Live Astronautalis, Oct. 10 at Will’s Pub Against Me!, Oct. 11 at House of Blues

Lindsey Stirling, Oct. 29 at the Dr. Phillips Center Sia, Oct. 30 at Amway Center Puscifer, Nov. 1 at the Dr. Phillips Center Ghost, Nov. 2 at Hard Rock Live Fitz & the Tantrums, Nov. 5 at the Social Elle King, Nov. 10 at House of Blues Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham

The Dear Hunter, Oct. 12 at the Social

Blackberry Smoke, Nov. 11 at House of Blues

Cymbals Eat Guitars, Sept. 21 at Will’s Pub

Celtic Thunder, Oct. 14 at Hard Rock Live

Mayday Parade, Nov. 11 at the Social

The Amity Affliction, Sept. 22 at the Beacham

MC Chris, Oct. 14 at the Social

Thievery Corporation, Nov. 13 at House of Blues

Cirque du Soleil, Sept. 21-25 at Amway Center

Keb’ Mo’, Sept. 23 at the Plaza Live Slayer, Sept. 27 at Hard Rock Live The Toasters, Sept.

30 at Will’s Pub

Eden, Oct. 20 at the Social Trivium, Oct. 21 at House of Blues Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live

Tracy Morgan, Nov. 13 at Hard Rock Live

The Doobie Brothers, Nov. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live Bob Dylan, Nov. 22 at the Dr. Phillips Center The Good Life, Nov. 22 at the Social Gin Wigmore, Nov. 25 at the Social Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live Jello Biafra, Rev. Horton Heat, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub Sage Francis, Dec. 2 at the Social Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham

The Piano Guys, Feb. 16, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Nov. 15 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Colin Hay, Feb. 20, 2017, at the Plaza Live

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Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Funny Games FILM

“Subtlety” is not the virtue that comes to mind when describing the films shown at Uncomfortable Brunch (mission statement: “showing movies that make you feel bad while serving food that makes you feel good”). No, most of the movies in this series, and especially this week’s selection, have a point to make, even if they have to ram it down your throat. (Sometimes the throat-ramming even happens on screen! So yeah, not subtle.) It’s more about single-mindedness, passion, intensity, maybe a little rage.

Funny Games, Michael Haneke’s 1998 “torture comedy,” is a sadistic blunt instrument with which the director hits his audience over the head repeatedly until they realize their own complicity in the culture of violence. Two clean-cut young men torment a suburban family, without cause, for almost two hours; do you watch? If so, what keeps you watching? A clue to the film’s infuriating nobody-wins premise is this comment from its director: “Anyone who leaves the cinema doesn’t need the film, and anybody who stays does.” Well all right, who’s ready for pancakes? – Jessica Bryce Young noon | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | uncomfortablebrunch.com | $10-$12

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Flat Out, Marianne Fraser Band and more Noon; Raglan Road Irish Pub, 1640 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-938-0300.

The Ludes, Secret Tracers, Howling Midnight 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

The Reunion: Stanton Warriors, DJ Dan, Liquid Live, Magic Mike, Huda Hudia, Monk, AK1200 and more 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$50; 407-872-0066.

Seeb, Alex Wood 10 pm; The Attic, 68 E. Pine St.; $10.

The Supervillains, the Ellameno Beat, Original Me, Rex Alfred 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $9-$12; 407-322-7475.

TMD Pop Up: Fiona, Grape La Flame, Lanlordcollectin, B8ta 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-246-1419.

Wørsen, Wrapped in Pae, Deformed 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $4; 407-270-9104.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 4

CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Brad Paisley Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free.

The Great Irish Hooley: Screaming Orphans, the Raglan Roots Coalition, Flat Out, Marianne Fraser Band and more Noon; Raglan Road Irish Pub, 1640 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-938-0300.

Life in Color: Seven Lions, Slander, Herobust and more 7 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $50-$75; 407-295-3247.

Razorz Edge, Delusional, Sewerside, Stitchy C, Grimm Gutter, Wayne Grimes 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-322-7475.

Rumours - Fleetwood Mac Tribute 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

Samantha Lee & the Family Tree, the Wildtones, Laser Mouth, Bubble Boys, Bluesferbones, Deep Sound Diver 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $3; 407-270-9104.

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OPERA/CLASSICAL Opera in the Park: Marco Panuccio 2 pm; The lyric tenor performs selections. University Club, 841 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $30-$75; 407-6480077; operaorlando.org.

MONDAY, SEPT. 5

CONCERTS/EVENTS The Great Irish Hooley: Screaming Orphans, the Raglan Roots Coalition, Flat Out, Marianne Fraser Band and more Noon; Raglan Road Irish Pub, 1640 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-938-0300.

Jazz Meets Motown Inc. 7-10 pm; Radisson Resort Orlando-Celebration, 2900 Parkway Blvd., Kissimmee; free; 407-747-7223.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Reggae Mondae featuring Hor!zon 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 6

CONCERTS/EVENTS Baroness, Pallbearer 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-648-8363.

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Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Gus G, Angel Vivaldi, Arakara, Jupiter Groove, Rendered Abstract, Your Design 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-673-2712.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Music in the Library: The Beautiful Harp 3-4 pm; South Trail Library, 4600 S. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-835-7323.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Pate, Outlaw, Folwell 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951.

Samurai Pizza Cats, 69 Fingers 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Twin Peaks Original Score Listening Party 8 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

Twisted Tuesday: Meiuuswe 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $3 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

Wilco Schmilco Listening Party 6:30 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

THEATER Cabaret Series: Tommy Wooten Cabaret performance from one of the stars of the Footlight’s production of Sordid Lives. Sunday, 6 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Del Shores: Singularly Sordid!

One-man show starring the cult favorite playwright.

Wednesday-Thursday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $45; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

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Your Home, Where You Live; $8.05 per hour; 800-8383006; brianfeldman.com.

Five Lesbians Eating A Quiche A comedy set in 1956 about a feminist quiche breakfast gone awry. Sunday-Monday, 8 pm, Tuesday, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream An immersive, gender-bending production of Shakespeare’s play about young lovers and fairies. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $22; 407-3730888; stonewallorlando.com.

National Theatre Live: Hangmen Matthew Dunster’s award-winning production of his deeply funny new play, broadcast live to cinemas by National Theatre Live. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com.

Comedy at the Caboose Open Mic. Hosted by Kimberly Burke. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; letsmakeitathing.com.

Robert Powell Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Dan LaMorte Wednesday, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted

by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

JT Habersaat, Larry Fulford Wednesday, 8-10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians.

Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Roast of Barnard Fleurima Comedy roast show.

Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $15; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS 1st Thursdays: Eclectic Knights This Knight of Art features artwork designed exclusively

by UCF alumni, faculty and staff in a variety of media. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

FAVO: Labor of Love Browse through working studios, chat with artists, admire their work and enjoy live music and food trucks. Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2221231; faithartsvillage.com.

In Plain Sight: New Paintings

by Robert Ross A selection of recent works by the artist. Opens Saturday, 4-7 pm, through Sept. 24; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

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Mythic Fantasy art from Morgan Wilson. Saturday, 4 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Victor Perez: Funhouse Abstract works featuring bright colors and bold lines. Opens Saturday, 4-7 pm, through Oct. 15; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

You Are My Sunshine Exhibition of art dedicated to benefitting the community with featured artist Rusty Wahl. Opens Thursday, 6-8 pm; Art of Healing Gallery at Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-5395; flhosp.com.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK America the Beautiful Through Sept. 10; Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-2200; seminoleculturalarts.org.

Annual Local Artists Exhibit Tuesdays, Saturdays, 10 am-3 pm and Wednesdays, Thursdays, 11 am-7 pm; The Lake Mary Historical Museum, 158 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 407-5851481; lakemaryhistory.org.

Boarded Up 5: The Art of Skateboarding Through Sept. 9; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Extreme Perspective Through Sept. 4; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Brett J. Barr: Sketch a Day 2 Through Sept. 18; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Faculty Focus 2016 Through Sept. 24; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Corpus Through Sept. 24; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Digital Showcase Ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

Disarm Hate Through Sept. 3; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Displacement: Symbols and Journeys Through Sept. 4; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

FAVO Artists Open House Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com.

Forest Fire Through Sept. 10; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Form in Light Ongoing; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

Gamerz Only Through Nov. 12; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-203-3891; thaipurpleorchidcafe.com.

Hello Basquiat Through Oct. 8; Defined Enterprises, 279 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs; free.

The Heritage Collection Phase VIII: The Collins Family Through Saturday; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; hannibalsquareheritagecenter. org.

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Intimacy With the Subject Through Sept. 23; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880.

Life Drawing Wednesdays, 6:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $15; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

Miles G. Batt: Retrospective Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

My Friend: Eric Rohmann Through Oct. 30; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

Mystery Sketch Theater Thursday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

Philip Smallwood: Personages Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Pop Art Prints Through Sept. 11; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Summer Showcase Ongoing; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

Theresa Bernstein: An Early Modernist Through Oct. 9; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Untold Stories Through Sept.

4; Art & History Museums Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Vanishing Florida: Lampoons and Elegies Through Oct. 13; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu.

Vaselina Springs and the Arkie DeLeons: A Work in Progress Through Oct. 22; Homer and Dolly Hand Art Center, Stetson University, 139 E. Michigan Ave., DeLand; free; 386-822-7270.

Walter Meigs: Transformations Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

EVENTS Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. Friday, 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake

Street; free; 407-443-6110; baldwinparkevents.com.

BBQ and Beer Brunch Featuring brews from Oskar Blues alongside smoked brisket, pulled pork, ribs, sausages and sides. Saturdays, 10:30 am2:30 pm; The Osprey Tavern, 4899 New Broad St.; $20; 407960-7700; ospreytavern.com.

Christmas in September Craft Fair Holiday craft fair.

Saturday, 10 am-5 pm, Sunday, 10 am-4 pm; Volusia County Fairgrounds, 3100 E. New York Ave., DeLand; $6; 386-8600092; bucklercraftfair.com.

Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, 12, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com.

Cuisine Corner: Spring Rolls Local chef and author Ha Roda shares tips on making the perfect spring roll. Wednesday, 7-8 pm; Chickasaw Library, 870 N. Chickasaw Trail; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Drunken Problem Solving Bring a team to compete in a game of coming up with possible problems that the future may hold and then making creative solutions for them. Wednesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

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For the Love of Swine The Ravenous Pig holds a prix fixe pig roast with braised black-eyed peas, bacon collard greens, cornbread and maple bacon cupcakes. Reservations required. Saturday, 11:30 am-2 pm; The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; $17; 407-628-2333; theravenouspig.com.

Fundraiser for Dusty and Madison Fundraiser to help alleviate costs for a couple whose home was burglarized recently. Wednesday, 5 pm; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; various menu prices; 407-893-9832; redlightredlightbeerparlour. com.

Labor Day Island Pirate Party The Copper Rocket ferries you out to Dog Island for a Labor Day party with live music and unlimited drinks and food. Monday, 11 am; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.

Ladies Who Lunch Weekly lunch for local ladies featuring artists, speakers and designers. Wednesday, noon-2 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $45; 407-998-8090.

Local Brew Art Series Showcase of local artists, musicians, DJs, food and people. Allyou-can-drink mimosas, wine and sangria from 6 to 9 p.m.

Sunday, 6 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $10-$25.

Remix the Store’s Nine Month Late Grand Opening Remix finally has its grand opening party with a ton of DJs, food trucks and more. Sunday, 4 pm; Remix, 1217 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-8015300; remixthestore.com.

Sunburst Showcases of Celebrity Impersonators Annual celebrity impersonator showcases. Friday-Saturday, 1-4:30 pm; Florida Hotel and Conference Center, 1500 Sand Lake Road; $25; 407-859-1500.

Tropical Treatwave Party Labor Day party featuring

special beers like a mango IPA and a piña colada beer.

Monday, 11:30 am; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; various menu prices; 407-9308993; ten10brewing.com.

Vintage Fair & Flea Market Recurring market with vintage finds and food. Saturday, 9 am-2 pm; Elks Lodge No. 1079, 12 N. Primrose Drive; free; 407-678-0943.

Wind Down Thursdays Bottomless wine and beer featuring a rotating menu of one white wine, one red wine, and one beer. Thursdays, 6-9:30 pm; WineStyles, 4841 New Broad St.; $15; 407-893-9300.

LEARNING Conversational Spanish 101 Learn the basics of conversational Spanish. Thursdays, noon-1 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700.

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Winter Park: The War Years New exhibit that recreates a living room, children’s room and kitchen as they would have appeared in the 1940s. Ongoing; Winter Park Historical Museum, at the Winter Park Farmers Market, Winter Park; free; 407-647-8180; wphistory.org.

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An Orlando Exchange: Stadiums for the City An exchange of words and ideas with Phil Rawlins of Orlando City SC, Sarah Elbadri of the Downtown South Main Street District, and Phil Hissom of the Polis Institute. Friday, 7:30 am; Church Street Exchange, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free; bungalower.com.

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Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Disney on Ice: Follow Your Heart Your favorite Disney characters perform entertaining ice skating routines. Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 11 am, 3 & 7 pm, Sunday, 1 & 5 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $18-$120; 800-745-3000.

Loose Lips Spoken word night in which readers must read works that have to do with events of the past month.

Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Orlando Cringe An intimate show where people read their most personal, cheesiest, saddest, funniest or weirdest stories from their childhood diaries to complete strangers.

Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$15; 407-704-6261; facebook. com/orlandocringe.

Spilled Milk Literary Open Mic Literary open mic covering all genres of written poetry and prose. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

SPORTS Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules.

Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Ole Miss vs. FSU College football. Monday, 8 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $60$250; 407-423-2476; campingworldstadium.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park Meets at the northeast corner of the park or at the northwest corner. Everyone is welcome.

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Healthcare Education Workshop for Pulse Survivors Healthcare education for victims of the Pulse tragedy and their families. Thursday, 6-8 pm; Park Lake Presbyterian Church, 309 E. Colonial Drive; free; 321-299-9618; clsmf.org.

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If you are looking for a new addition to your family, consider adopting a pet!

Luna (A353824) is a 3-year-old cat who is looking for a home. She is very friendly, and she enjoys being petted. Luna especially likes belly rubs! She has a very unique meow and a mellow personality.

If you are looking for a loving kitty, come meet Luna! For the month of September, we’re running the “Real House Pets of Orange County” adoption promotion.

The adoption fee for dogs and cats will be $10. Fees includes sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip.

Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road, near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407836-3111 or visit ocnetpets.com.

I have been seeing sex workers for 30 years, and I shudder to think how shitty my life would have been without them. Some have become friends, but I’ve appreciated all of them. Negative stereotypes about guys like me are not fair, but sex work does have its problems. Some clients (including females) are difficult – difficult clients aren’t typically violent; more often they’re inconsiderate and demanding. Clients need to understand that all people have limits and feelings, and money doesn’t change that.

But what can we clients do to fight stupid, regressive, repressive laws that harm sex workers?

Not A John You can speak up, NAJ. The current line from prohibitionists – people who want sex work to remain illegal – is that all women who sell sex are victims and all men who buy sex are monsters. But talk to actual sex workers and you hear about considerate, regular clients who are kind, respectful and sometimes personally helpful in unexpected ways. (A sex worker friend had a regular client who was a dentist; he did some expensive dental work for my uninsured friend – and he did it for free, not for trade.) You also hear about clients who are threatening or violent – and how laws against sex work make it impossible for them to go to the police, making them more vulnerable to violence, exploitation, and abuse, not less.

There is a large and growing sex workers’ rights movement, NAJ, which Emily Bazelon wrote about in a terrific cover story for the New York Times Magazine (“Should Prostitution Be a Crime?” May 5, 2016). Bazelon spoke with scores of sex workers active in the growing and increasingly effective decriminalization movement.

Amnesty International recently called for the full decriminalization of sex work, joining Human Rights Watch, the World Health Organization, and other large, mainstream health and human rights groups.

But there’s something missing from the movement to decriminalize sex work: clients like you, NAJ. Maggie McNeill, a sex worker, activist and writer, wrote a blistering piece on her blog (“The Honest Courtesan”) about a recent undercover police operation in Seattle.

Scores of men seeking to hire sex workers – the men ranged from surgeons to bus drivers to journalists – were arrested and subjected to ritualized public humiliation designed to discourage other men from paying for sex.

“These crusades do nothing but hurt the most vulnerable individuals on both sides of the transaction,” McNeill wrote. “The only way to stop this [is for] all of you clients out there get off of your duffs and fight.

Regular clients outnumber full-time whores

by at least 60 to 1; gentlemen, I suggest you rethink your current silence, unless you want to be the next one with your name and picture splashed across newspapers, TV screens and websites.”

The legal risks and social stigma attached to buying sex doubtless leave some clients feeling like they can’t speak up and join the fight, and the much-touted “Nordic Model” is upping the legal stakes for buyers of sex. (The Nordic Model makes buying sex illegal, not selling it. In theory, only clients are supposed to suffer, but in practice, the women are punished, too. Bazelon unpacks the harms of the Nordic Model in her story.)

But sex workers today, like gays and lesbians not too long ago, are coming out in evergreater numbers to fight for their rights in the face of potentially dire legal and social consequences.

Clients need to join the fight – or perhaps I should say clients need to rejoin the fight.

In The Origins of Sex: A History of the First Sexual Revolution, which I read while I was away on vacation, author Faramerz Dabhoiwala writes about “Societies of Virtue” formed all over England in the late 17th century. Adulterers, fornicators, and Sabbath-breakers were persecuted by these groups, NAJ, but their campaigns against prostitutes were particularly vicious and indiscriminate; women were thrown in jail or publicly whipped for the crime of having a “lewd” appearance. The persecution of streetwalkers, brothel owners and women guilty of “[walking] quietly about the street” went on for decades.

Then a beautiful thing happened.

“In the spring of 1711, a drive against ‘loose women and their male followers’ in Covent Garden was foiled when ‘the constables were dreadfully maimed, and one mortally wounded, by ruffians aided by 40 soldiers of the guards, who entered into a combination to protect the women,’” writes Dabhoiwala.

“On another occasion in the East End, a crowd of over a thousand seamen mobbed the local magistrates and forcibly released a group of convicted prostitutes being sent to a house of correction.”

Male followers of loose women, soldiers of the guard, mobs of seamen – not altruists, but likely clients of the women they fought to defend. And thanks to their efforts and the efforts of 18th-century sex workers who lawyered up, marched into court and sued the pants off Society of Virtue members, by the middle of the 18th century, women could walk the streets without being arrested or harassed – even women known to be prostitutes.

I’m not suggesting that today’s clients form mobs and attack prohibitionists, cops, prosecutors and their enablers in the media.

But clients can and should be out there speaking up in defense of sex workers and themselves. Sex workers are speaking up and fighting back – on Twitter and other orlandoweekly.com

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social-media platforms, sometimes anonymously, but increasingly under their own names – and they’re staring down the stigma, the shame and the law on their own. It’s time for their clients to join them in the fight.

I’m a 26-year-old gay man, and I like to explore my feminine side by wearing female clothes. I have a boyfriend who likes to do the same thing, but he doesn’t have the courage to tell his parents that he’s gay and explores his feminine side by wearing female clothes.

I want to adopt early school-age boys and teach them that they can explore their feminine side by wearing female clothes. My question has two parts. First, in regard to my boyfriend, how can I encourage him to tell his parents he’s gay and wants to explore his feminine side by wearing female clothes?

Second, in regard to adopting early schoolage boys, how do I teach an early school-age boy that it’s OK for them to explore their feminine side by wearing female clothes and also teach them that they don’t have to be gay at the same time?

Dressing A Future Together Wear whatever you like, DAFT, but please don’t adopt any children – boys or otherwise, early school-age or newborn, not now, probably not ever. Because a father who pushes his son into a dress is just as abusive and unfit as one who forbids his son to wear a dress. You two don’t need kids, DAFT, you need a therapist who can help your boyfriend with his issues (the closet, not wearing female clothes) and help you with yours (your extremely odd and potentially damaging ideas about parenting, not wearing women’s clothes).

Before I sign off: a big thank you to the Dan Savages who filled in for me while I was on vacation – Dan Savage, Orlando-based sportswriter; Dan Savage, London-based theatrical marketing executive; and Dan Savage, Brooklyn-based designer. You guys did a great job!

And here’s something clients of sex workers can do without going public: The Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP) is running a pilot program to help incarcerated sex workers. Send a book to an imprisoned sex worker, become a pen pal or make a donation by going to SWOPbehindbars.org and clicking on “10 Ways to Help Incarcerated Sex Workers.” Non-clients are welcome to help, too!

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, STANFIS LLC, of 1609 Bear Crossing Circle, Apopka, FL 32703, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: CloudExpertsUSA It is the intent of the undersigned to register “CloudExpertsUSA” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 8/26/16 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP04-564 In the Interest of: J. K. DOB: 09/09/2004, C.K. DOB 06/12/2015, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: SCOTT WEAVER Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on 19th day of September, 2016, at 11:00am at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 29th day of July, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Kirsten Teany, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 981540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811.

(407) 563-2380 - Telephone. Kirsten.

Teany@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 563-2380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/SHEA CASE NO: DP15-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: E.M. DOB 08/06/2015, Minor Child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Chase Morris Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on SEPTEMBER 28, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of August, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Kimberly Andre, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 45283, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 09/14/16: AA0178A Verrica Jackson, 1308 Cristian Negron, 1309 Rhonda Townsend-Abraham, 1621 Nikeria Upsher, 2372 Shanice Jernigan, 2807 Jorge Aguirre, 3306 Shelby Mcwhorter Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 09/14/16: E0511 Carolyn Jackson, G0719 Richard Smith, G0738 Milton Hernandez, G0768 Timothy Taylor, G0807 Joshua Mcdonald Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 09/14/16: 1003 Raquel Melendez, 1053 Gina Rispole, 1202 Schirlene Lubin, 1204 & 2222 Mathew Singh, 1340 Jose Sanchez, 1410 Kristin Dubose, 1507 Jorge Rivera, 1624 Evelyn Ramirez, 1707 Nikita Meetoo, 2010 Louie Crossfield, 2071 William Tejeda, 2246 Keith Staten, 3045 Audra Brown, 3165 Sherry Sheila Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 09/14/16: 1136 Kelley Eavey, 208 Larry Levitt, 239 Sandra Pineda, 250 Eric Sosa, 267 Melitza Perez, 281 Johnny Orria, 318 Kristy Rodriguez, 333 Jason Choy, 345 Marqueia Foster, 438 Angelica Farruya, 512 Wisberty Torres, 721 Mary Margolis, 780 Tara Donley, 889 Iris Pina, 941 Deshea Higgs, 960 Brian Bocash.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2016 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www. storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0203 DAVID ADRIEN; 0306 FRANCISCO SIVERIO; 0416 VALERIE ANITA JOHNSON; 0610 RONALD LAMAR DANIELS; 0711 KIMBERLY ANN HUDSON; 0911 TAMMY CORDOVA; 0925 CANDACE A DRESS; 0932 DANIQUA KIERRA LEKETA SHAUN I GRAHAM; 0945 KEISHA SUKHDEO; 0960 RONIKA RICHARDSON WRIGHT; 1109 EBONY GISELLE MITCHELL; 1201 NAIM HAKIYM JOHNSON; 1215 BRITTANY CHANLECIA WILLIAMS; 1238 CHRISTOPHER DOUGLAS DEVANE MADISON; 1239 ERIC GABRIEL DANIEL; 1317 LITIZIA TRASHAY CHARACTER; 1404 JOSHUA JAMAL CUMMINGS; 1628 VENETA HESLOP BROWN; 1756 MITCHELL POSTELL SCHUTT; 2136 DONALD L PARAMORE 2008 HOMEMADE FLAT BED TRAILER VIN #NOVIN0200671709 & 1995 CHEVY VAN VIN #1GAGG39K6SF187673; 2322 NICHOLAS AGOSTINO 1977 FORD PICKUP TRUCK VIN #F10BNY83180.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1014 MATHEW TAVARUS WRIGHT-OLIVER; 1047 DAVID RYAN STRONG; 1070 TIMOTHY CHARLES THOMAS; 1111 JOHN LEE WATSON; 3099 DAVID RYAN STRONG; 3220 TERESA ANN JOHNSON; 4042 JOHN MONTANA; 4074 RONICHA DENISE DAVIS; 4082 JOHN NATHANIEL JOYNER; 4105 DAWONNE L BROWN; 5041 DWIGHT GREEN; 6050 TAMICA SHARTRICE FITZ; 8007 TREVOR COBB GREATER VIEW ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION STATE OF FLORIDA, OFFICE OF FINANCIAL REGULATION DANIZ JOSE AVILA ESCOBEDO Administrative Proceeding Docket No. 66298 Daniz Jose Avila Escobedo, 4978 Brightwood Blvd., Apopka, FL 32712, and 683 Ashford Oaks Dr., Apt 204, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714 YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an Administrative Complaint (with Notice of Rights) has been filed against you by the State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, for failure to comply with certain requirements of Chapter 560, Florida Statutes. As such, your written defenses, if any, must be received at the address provided below by 5:00pm ET, on September 15, 2016. FAILURE TO RESPOND AS PRESCRIBED will result in a default entered against you regarding the allegations and penalties contained in the Administrative Complaint, including but not limited to an administrative fine imposed of $10,000 and a Cease & Desist Final Order. A copy of the Administrative Complaint may be obtained from, and your response must be filed with the Agency Clerk of the State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation as follows: GIGI HOLDER, Agency Clerk, State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, Post Office Box 8050, Tallahassee, FL 32314-8050, Email: Agency.Clerk@flofr. com, Tel: (850) 410-9889, Fax: (850) 410-9663. A copy of your response should be sent to: A copy of your response should be sent to: Jenny Salvia, Assistant General Counsel State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, 1313 N. Tampa Street, Suite 615, Tampa, FL 33602, Tel: (813) 218-5308.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP04-564 In the Interest of: J. K. DOB: 09/09/2004, C.K. DOB 06/12/2015, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: MELODY KEEFE Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on 19th day of September, 2016, at 11:00am at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 29th day of July, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Kirsten Teany, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 981540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811.

(407) 563-2380 - Telephone. Kirsten.

Teany@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 563-2380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on, Thursday the 1st day of September, thru, the 22nd day of September 2016 at 1:00 P.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 Name, Unit #, Contents: Liso Campos, 131, Bicycle, clothes, shoes, umbrella Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the, 31st day of August and the 7th day of September 2016.

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NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on SEPTEMBER 20, 2016 at 9:00 am at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Hwy., Orlando, FL. 407-273-5880 2001 JEEP 1J4GW48S51C529576 2009 DOD 3D4GG47B39T191697 2005 HOND 1HGEM22905L045819 1998 BUIC 2G4WS52M6W1608325 2001 CHEV 2G1WH55K919152188 2006 SATU 1G8AJ55F36Z136889 2015 NISS 1N4AL3AP1FN341515 2002 CHEV 2G1WF55K329171097 1994 HOND JH2MC2404RK300776 2001 SUZU JS1GN79A012102435.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

2006 CHRYSLER VIN# 2A4GP54LX6R826228 1999 TOYOTA VIN# 2T1CF28P6XC227833 2003 BUICK VIN# 3G5DA03E53S509964 1991 ACURA VIN# JH4DA9399MS041846 1999 VOLVO VIN# YV1LW55A2X2548813 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on September 12th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

Around The Clock Towing inc.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2005 Jeep VIN# 1J4HS48N35C545405 1993 Ford VIN# 1FTCR14U5PTA39715 2003 Kia VIN# KNDJC733335090276 2005 Jeep VIN# 1J4GR48K95C641231 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on Sept. 14th, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC Mobilitie, LLC is proposing to construct a 120-foot overall height pole off of Monument Parkway and H C Kelley Road, Orlando, Orange County, Florida. Mobilitie, LLC invites comments from any interested party on the impact the pole may have on any Historic Properties. Comments may be sent to Environmental Corporation of America, ATTN: Dina Bazzill, 1375 Union Hill Industrial Court, Suite A, Alpharetta, Georgia 30004. Comments must be received within 30 days. For questions please call Dina Bazzill at 770-6672040x111. S1183

Notice of Sale - Public Auction In pursuant to Florida statute 713-78 the following vehicles will be sold on 9/17/16 at 10:00am at Kissimmee B. Logistic Service Inc. at 125 E. Wetherbee Road in Orlando, FL. 32824. These vehicles are sold as is with no title guaranteed. Seller reserves the right to bid. Bidding starts at the amount owed for towing and storage. Viewing is one hour prior to sale. Form of payment is cashier’s check.

1998 RED DODGE RAM 1500 VIN# 1B7HC16X3WS677870 1999 MAROON CHRYSLER CIRRUS VIN# 1C3EJ56H0XN532542 1999 SILVER SATURN VIN# 1G8ZK527XXZ184078 2005 GRAY FORD EXPLORER VIN# 1FMZU62K95UA68256 2006 BLUE NISSAN SENTRA VIN# 3N1CB51D46L498806 2007 BLUE CHRYSLER PT CRUISER VIN# 3A4FY48B87T579651 2007 BLACK CHEVROLET IMPALA VIN# 2G1WB58KX79370744 2007 BLACK DODGE CALIBER VIN# 1B3HB48B37D591584 2007 GREEN MINI COOPER VIN# WMWMF73597TT80056.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned,TH LEMERY, LLC, of 2274 Soaring Eagle Place, Lake Mary, FL 32746, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Lemery Exhibit Sourcing It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Lemery Exhibit Sourcing” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 8/26/16 NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

2004 HYUNDAI VIN# KM8SC13E14U725811 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on September 19th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

Around The Clock Towing inc.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/SHEA CASE NO: DP15-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: E.M. DOB 08/06/2015, Minor Child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Kaci Yvonne Kern Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on SEPTEMBER 28, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of August, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Kimberly Andre, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 45283, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 3177126 - Fax.

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