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NEWS + FEATURES

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FOOD + DRINK

MUSIC 29 Welcome to his nightmare Veteran shock-rocker Alice Cooper is pulling out all the ghoulish stops for his summer tour

21 Crush groove

7 ICYMI News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

7 Pulse: In Memoriam A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Mercedez Marisol Flores

Low-key DeVine Wine Bar & Grill offers exemplary service and impressive bar treats

29 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

21 Tip Jar

31 This Little Underground

Taco68 to open downtown, we look forward to the Festival of Bacon, and more in our weekly food news round-up

The Chickenhawks camp up rock & roll, Kay Odyssey throw glitter on psych rock, Transcendental Telecom make soft noise and Sweet Crude modernize Cajun music

23 Recently Reviewed

7 This Modern World 8 Legends of the Fall

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

A new political column with an eye on the national scene and a heart in Florida

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FILM

10 Printed matter

26 Sing like nobody’s listening

Orlando writers and artists breathe new life into that DIY standby, the zine

18 Culture to Go Florida Theatrical Association’s New Musical Discovery series brings new musicals to downtown venues, plus more in our performing arts roundup

32 Calendar

32 Selections 34 The Week 35 Down the Road

26 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Back Pages

The story of Florence Foster Jenkins, history’s worst singer, is a surprisingly sweet tribute to the power of self-delusion

51 Savage Love 51 Gimme Shelter 52 Classifieds

27 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: Anthropoid, Pete’s Dragon, Sausage Party and more

19 Live Active Cultures Nostalgia is everywhere right now – TV, politics – making Winter Park Playhouse’s I Love My Wife a perfect fit

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Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Mercedez Marisol Flores

In her photos, Mercedez Marisol Flores looks quiet and introspective. By day, the 26-year-old of Guatemalan origin from Queens, New York, worked at Target and attended Valencia College. But at night, her friends remembered her as a music lover who blasted any genre on the radio and wanted to become a party planner.

Josean Garcia remembers meeting Flores and their mutual friend Amanda Alvear in middle school. At Ridge Community High School in Davenport, Florida, their friend group was known as “the Hyenas” because they were always laughing loudly in the lunchroom. After they graduated in 2008,

they started going to the gay nightclub Pulse together, he says. It was a place where they all felt safe, even if Alvear and Flores were not gay themselves.

Three of the Hyenas went into Pulse on June 12, but only one emerged. Garcia says he was in a different part of the club, away from Flores and Alvear, when the gunman started shooting, and he was able to escape.

He later found Flores and Alvear on the victims list.

Garcia says Flores would accompany him on the weekends to clubs where he worked as a DJ, something her brothers also did. His best memories with her are traveling to new places as he focused on his musical career.

“She was very supportive,” he says.

“Everybody loved her, and she stood out because of her love for other people and the support she gave everybody, especially me and her brothers. She was really beautiful.”

Her brother Cesar Flores described her the day after her murder as a “beautiful soul” on Facebook.

“This morning we were woken to the horrible news that my baby sister Mercedez Flores is no longer with us,” he said. “It is not fair that such a horrific act of hate would take the life of a beautiful soul. No words can describe the pain my family is going through.

Marisol, I love you. My little baby sister.”

– Monivette Cordeiro

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Pulse memorial, bird murder, baby talk and other stuff you may have overlooked last week Mayor wants the city to purchase Pulse: Almost two months after the mass shooting at the gay nightclub Pulse, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer says the city should purchase the property and eventually create a memorial. Pulse owner Barbara Poma has also said that there will be some kind of memorial there, but what exactly will happen remains unknown.

Orlando man accused of throwing and killing a flamingo: In an inexplicable crime, Tampa Police allege Joseph Corrao, 45, picked up “Pinky the Dancing Flamingo” at Busch Gardens and then slammed her to the ground so badly that she had to be euthanized.

The Tampa Bay Times reports authorities don’t know why Corrao attacked the 19-year-old bird in front of his mother and three children, but a witness says the Orlando man laughed afterward.

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Rubio doesn’t think women infected with Zika should get abortions: U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio told Politico that he was “going to err on the side of life” and come out against abortions for pregnant women infected with the Zika virus, even if they believe the child will be born with microcephaly: “I’m strongly pro-life. I believe all human life should be protected by our law, irrespective of the circumstances or condition of that life.” Sounds like he only cares about some lives: those of the unborn fetuses, not the women who may be carrying severely disabled children.

Study ranks Florida near the bottom of all 50 states to have a baby: Even discounting Zika, a Wallethub survey shows data suggesting that Florida’s not a great place to give birth, based on 17 different metrics including infant mortality, number of pediatricians per capita and annual infant-care costs. Florida was dead last in one category: We have the highest hospital delivery charges out of all 50 states.

Central Florida GOP leaders sign resolution to ban LGBT discrimination: Led by Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs, a group of more than 20 Central Florida Republican officials signed a resolution promising to support legislation banning discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identification. A little late, but it’s still some welcome progress after June 12. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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he wouldn’t attend his former rival’s coronation. But then he reversed course (sort of ) again, taping a video for the convention. “Unlike Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump is committed to cut taxes, curb spending and get our national debt under control,” he told delegates. (Reality check: Trump has proposed the biggest infrastructure investment ever, with no plans for how to pay for it, and experts say his OF THE tax cuts would send the deficit into the stratosphere.)

In Davenport late last month, Rubio called Trump a “good guy.” His first TV ad touted his opposition to Syrian refugees – quintessential Trumpism. And then on Saturday, July 30, Rubio gave his most full-throated Trump endorsement yet, In just a few months, Marco Rubio has gone from calling Donald Trump a dangerous con telling a crowd in Sarasota: “We have to man to actively campaigning to give him the nuclear codes make sure Donald Trump wins this election.”

Rubio’s motive isn’t hard to decipher.

(Predictably, Trump responded the next junior senator and former state House Editor’s note: “As Florida Speaker was not so long ago considered He needs to win the Republican primaday with a Twitter rant.) goes, so goes the nation.” It More devastating, though, was when a rising star in the party. He was smart, ry in Florida on Aug. 30, and that will was true in 2000, again in Gold Star parent Khizr Khan lit Trump up we were told, a wonk who understood the become more difficult if the rabid GOP 2008, and just last week we over his proposed Muslim ban: “Have you nuances of policy, an optimistic conserva- base Trump stirred up turns on him. But were assured by statistics ever been to Arlington Cemetery? Go look tive who could bring Hispanics into the Rubio’s political problem has always been at the graves of the brave patriots who fold. And many observers expected him to that he’s preternaturally unable to see whiz Nate Silver that Florida more than one move ahead; he’ll win his died defending America – you will see all win the nomination. will again be a – if not the – But he didn’t win. He instead got humil- primary, and then he’ll have to either own faiths, genders and ethnicities. You have deciding state in this year’s iated, losing even his home state to a man or try to walk back his support for a guy sacrificed nothing and no one.” presidential election. With who will be toxic by November.

Trump, a narcissist, responded as a nar- he called a “con artist.” that in mind, we’re launchLast week, with the Trump campaign The truth is, Little Marco was always cissist would: “I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard.” He a vacuous hack, an unaccomplished in freefall, Rubio tried to walk that razoring a new political column then accused Khan of being a Clinton politician willing to discard his suppos- thin tightrope, calling Humayun Khan a this week with an eye on the puppet and suggested that Khan wouldn’t edly deeply held beliefs to further his hero and Trump’s comments “unfortunational scene and a heart in let his wife speak during the DNC. (Later, political ambition. Look no further than nate,” but declining to criticize him. It’s a Florida. Legends of the Fall a longtime Trump adviser began ped- his 180 on immigration reform: In 2013, “complex issue,” he said. will follow the players and the dling a conspiracy theory that Khan was a he was a foremost advocate for giving No, Marco, it’s really not.

The fact that Rubio’s full embrace of undocumented immigrants a pathway to Muslim Brotherhood agent.) plays as we stumble toward Things spiraled downward from there. citizenship, and sponsored a bill to do Trump came the same week that the the Nov. 2 election.

First, Trump appeared not to know that just that; a few months later, after the Trump campaign imploded – that he is Russia had invaded Crimea in 2014. He party’s base turned on him, he was urging running toward Trump just as everyone “We’re about to turn over the suggested Clinton had conspired with the Republicans not to endorse his own bill. else in the party is running away – is, in a conservative movement to a person who nonpartisan Commission on Presidential By August 2014, he was calling for the sense, karmic justice. When you sow the has no ideas of any substance on the imporwind, you reap the whirlwind. Trump has Debates to rig the debate schedule. A deportation of DREAMers, too. tant issues. The nuclear codes of the United So when Marco spoke back in February spent the last year catering to a revanchist decades-old nude pic of his wife graced States to an erratic individual, and the conparty’s basest instinct. the front cover of the New York Post. The about the dangers of servative movement to someone who has He has insulted Muslims, New York Times reported on how Trump empowering a temspent a career sticking it to working people.

Mexicans, women, the unfit avoided the Vietnam draft. The next day, peramentally RUBIO’S POLITICAL … I would much more prefer not to turn disabled, even an Indianaafter a veteran gave his Purple Heart to huckster with nuclear PROBLEM HAS the party over to a con artist like Donald born federal judge. He Trump, Trump said he’d “always wanted” weapons, you knew ALWAYS BEEN Trump.” – Marco Rubio, Feb. 26 is erratic, ill-informed, one, but getting it this way was “much eas- that his #NeverTrump THAT HE’S “We have got to come together as a vapid, rapacious and surier.” Then, after their criticism of his Khan posturing was only PRETERNATURALLY party. We cannot lose to Hillary Clinton. rounded by conspiracy comments, Trump refused to endorse Sen. that – posturing. You UNABLE TO SEE MORE We cannot lose the White House. We have nuts. Rubio was right all John McCain and House Speaker Paul knew that, should cirTHAN ONE MOVE to make sure Donald Trump wins this those months ago: This cumstances make it to Ryan in their respective primaries.

AHEAD. election.” – Marco Rubio, Aug. 1 isn’t a guy who should Polls showed Clinton amassing a huge his perceived benefit, have his finger on the butThis has, without question, been the lead. Prominent Republicans, including he would dislodge his ton. Deep in whatever chasm passes for worst week of Donald Trump’s presiden- Hewlett Packard executive Meg Whitman spine and grovel before his new master.

As New York magazine noted: “Perhaps his soul, Marco probably knows that. tial campaign. It may well be the worst and U.S. Rep. Richard Hanna, R-New Any Republican who buys what Trump York, endorsed Clinton. Trump’s staff was we should have paid more attention to the week for any presidential campaign ever.

It started last month in Philadelphia. reported to be “suicidal”; there was talk in fact that Rubio’s campaign page advertis- is selling – or, worse, embraces him for There, at the end of a superbly choreo- GOP circles about an “intervention” and ing the ‘#NeverTrump’ bumper sticker political expediency – deserves exactly what’s coming to him. I suspect Little used the word removable. Twice.” graphed Democratic National Convention, perhaps mass defections.

After saying in May that he would sup- Marco will learn that lesson soon enough.

Which brings me to Marco Rubio – or Hillary Clinton taunted Trump: “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man “Little Marco,” as Trump derided him port Trump at the Republican convention, @jeffreybillman on Twitter we can trust with nuclear weapons.” during the Republican primary. Florida’s Rubio then announced in early July that feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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rint, despite what you may have read online recently, is not completely dead yet. In particular, the DIY zine format is becoming a standardbearer for print’s vibrancy, enjoying an unprecedented third (fourth? fifth?) act.

Zines (pronounced “zeens” and short for “fanzine”) have a long and proud history in self publishing. Zines are self-published pamphlets or magazines that reflect the individual viewpoints or obsessions of their authors and creators. Because there are no publishers to be beholden to, zines go a long way in representing and disseminating voices that might otherwise be overlooked or go unheard in the mainstream.

Arguably dating back to Benjamin Franklin’s pamphleteering using his eponymous press, the term “zine” and the

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format grew out of the science fiction and comics fan press of the late 1950s, before finding its full flower as underground music’s bulletin of choice. With the advent as punk in the late ’70s, fans and musicians alike took to this medium as a way to circumvent the mainstream music press and document their subculture on their own terms. Zines have endured through the successive decades, reaching a peak in the ’90s with the explosion of so-called alternative music. Then the internet happened, and with it was supposed to come the death of the printed word.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the funeral. A new generation, tired of the ephemerality of the internet, discovered the zine format. Desiring physical permanence and the sense of community found among other zine makers, they’ve ensured the zine medium is as robust as ever – and more thematically and creatively diverse than ever. There are zines on every possible subject: music, comics, arts, politics, feminism, literature, cooking, film, how-to guides, bikes, crafts. And a majority of the newer creators are young, new entrants to the field, bringing fresh perspectives and voices.

We can’t help but be impressed by the active zine community in Orlando. The commitment to creativity and expression is full-throated, and many local zines have an activist slant that is sorely needed.

Production styles vary from glossy and near “professional” to hand-drawn and hand-bound. Creators are aware of one another’s work and supportive of each other. There are well-attended and sometimes wild zine release parties and even an Orlando Zine Fest reportedly in the works for later this year. For art, music and literature fans, it is well worth the time to seek these publications out and support them.

TittieThyme Tittie-Thyme is a collective anthology zine, known as much for their raucous release events as the wideranging creativity expressed within the pages.

Who are your main contributors?

We are an open-submission zine, so each release we have a variety of people submit. There are a few people that submit to every release, including Erin Hennessy, Sarah Janfeshan, Sabra Starr and Alexis Bea. What themes does this zine cover?

As a whole our “theme” is to encourage and empower others to help our creative community grow – to grow as individuals and therefore grow as a community. We are an outlet for anybody that wishes to express themselves, and the subjects included in our zines have a huge dynamic range, including playlists, recipes, informational articles, interviews, opinion pieces, narratives and visual art of every kind.

How did Tittie-Thyme begin?

Tittie-Thyme’s first release was in August 2014, so we are officially almost 2 years old! The idea initially started as just a neutral place that people of all genders, sexualities, races and cultures [could] meet up with each other and just … be themselves. Be able to have a conversation about anything without the fear of being judged or ridiculed.

Why did the zine medium appeal to you?

Making a zine seemed like an afterthought at that time, but it just made so much sense. Zines are convenient because it’s an affordable way to get information out to the public. There is a lot of freedom with it. Having something in print is like holding a memory, a part of the community, something real. It’s something you can’t scroll through.

Pomegranate Press

Pomegranate Press is a split Philadelphia/Orlando operation run by Jesse Feinman (here) and Alexander Rotondo (there). Pomegranate issues beautiful limited-run photo zines and books, each showcasing a single photographer, and has been active for about one year.

What sort of titles have you released thus far?

As of now we’ve released strictly photography-based works – with the exception of a split monograph between Alex and I, which featured about a dozen of my poems. I’d say that each Pomegranate release, as of now, deals with youth in some capacity – whether that be through depictions of love, angst, anxiety, fear, elation – the things that make up youth (both good and bad), you know, are present in each body of work.

Why zines?

Long answer: I’ve been besotted with zines and printed works since I was about 15 years old, and I know Alex has also had a fascination with them for quite some time.

Something about holding a physical copy of, like, I don’t know, a collection of photos or poems or interviews or whatever … it’s an irreplaceable feeling (for me, at least).

I’m a total, complete nerd about the whole world of zines and photobooks. The different kinds of paper, the different printing methods …

How do you discover the people whose work you release?

Alex and I aren’t entirely new to this world, and the community of people involved in it is somewhat small and tight-knit. I guess just from making zines and art for a while now we’ve met a lot of really talented people who are geographically pretty far from us. That being said, every person we’ve worked with, up until this point, has been someone we’ve known personally. I especially like (and honestly insist upon) working with my friends over strangers just because, to be frank, I’m not good at running a “business” or something super serious.

The Vinyl Warhol Since the late ’90s, print publications large and small went to a web-only format; in 2015 local music blog the Vinyl Warhol did the complete opposite, beginning a regular release campaign of group zines and tour diary zines by founder Matthew Weller.

Who creates the Vinyl Warhol zines?

The number of contributors changes depending on the type of zine. Two of the three tour zines are completely my words and photos (the Me Chinese zine features photography by Karina Curto) and then there are the broader, submission-based art zines where my work is alongside others. The latter is much less stressful. With the anthology zines, I collaborate with my best friend, Katt Mabe (co-curator). She’s based in Savannah – we started the zine to give us a reason to keep in touch – so we Facetime to come up with a theme, brainstorm possible ideas of material and get a vague idea of what we see the final zine looking like.

How long have you been making zines?

The Vinyl Warhol has existed as a music blog since 2013. But it wasn’t until summer 2015 that the TVW zine debuted at Orlando Zine Fest. It was really my first introduction to the whole community.

Why make zines?

There’s a different kind of payoff when you can hold your writing or photography or whatever in your hands. Having something tangible to give people is a great feeling.

What zines do you enjoy personally?

Big fan of the local zines, especially Is It Over Yet?, Tittie-Thyme, Agencies and Phosphene Girl.

IIOY and TT were the inspirations before our zine even started.

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Is It Over Yet? Is It Over Yet? has been a longtime linchpin of Central Florida’s zine community. The collective, submissions-based zine emphasizes how the whole is greater than the sum of its individual parts (“curators” Daniel Harris, Cody Ziegler and Alex Thomas even answered these questions as one).

Who is behind Is It Over Yet? Is It Over Yet? has always been a submission-based zine, so the “main” contributors are those who have consistently sent work over the years, which include Brandon Geurts, Emmanuel Malchiodi, Tyler and Jesse Cooley, Cassidy Jones, Adam Wade Lavigne … we could go on and on, but the thing is that even those who’ve only submitted once are still a vital part of the zine, so it’s difficult to consider some contributors “main” and others not. But, if you’re asking who curates, produces and distributes it, that would be Daniel Harris, Cody Zeigler and as of late, Alex Thomas.

What sort of titles have you released thus far?

Is It Over Yet? has primarily released

zines over the course of its time. We also have ventured into putting out physical media releases, the first being the Neat Freak/Forms split, the second being the CHEW (Chicago) self-titled cassette, and the third was Vivian K.’s Vivisections EP. The first year of IIOY has been bound into multiple compendiums by Cody and Daniel, but we’re not too sure of their existence at this point. The first year of issues will be available online, once we move them over onto the new website, but for the most part it’s been zines.

How long have you been doing this?

The first Is It Over Yet? was assembled and printed by Cody and Daniel on the 15th of March 2013 for an Ides of March art show. They printed one every month for a year, then cut back to one every couple of months until Daniel moved to Chicago. Alex started working with us once Daniel left, and we’ve put out a few zines sporadically. Alex has been helping whip things together for about a year now. Currently, we are sort of in a lull, planning on some new stuff this year.

Phosphene Girl Phosphene Girl began as a collective zine, but the second issue dramatically shifted, becoming a solo vehicle for Alexia Clarke. Unflinchingly honest personal writings and photographs are bound up in two deceptively sweet black bows.

What themes has Phosphene Girl covered?

Past and current issues have covered all things feminine and feminist.

Eating disorders, heartbreak and fall-

ing in love with yourself are some of the topics we’ve had the honor to discuss in Phosphene Girl so far.

What prompted the change from a group zine to just you writing Issue 2?

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was the bad parts. I love hearing what other creators have to contribute in terms of a group zine, but I think it was just time for me to be open about myself and not just hide behind the words of other people. I’ve been doing this since November 2015.

Tell me about putting the second issue together.

The binding and the different covers

Agencies

Agencies is both a themed biannual art exhibition and a zine-style catalog of the art featured. Jointly curated by Moriah Russo and Samantha Stribling, Agencies has featured work from an international cast of contributors.

How does an issue of Agencies come together?

For every issue of the Agencies zine (each corresponding with a biannual exhibit) an open call for submissions is distributed to as much of the internet as we can reach. At first, contributors were almost entirely Orlando-based, but as the project expanded, friends of friends and friends of those friends began to submit work. Included in the most recent issue is work by artists and writers based in not only Orlando but also Chicago, Brooklyn and L.A., as well as London and Hong Kong. Though our base has grown, a few artists (namely Anna Cruz) have contributed to every issue. Contributions to the zine and the show are welcome from trans and cis women as well as non-binary folk, as we understand that women/femaleidentifying persons are not the only people under-represented and -supported in the art world.

Each exhibit and zine is based around a central theme?

Each call for submissions is focused around a theme established by the

was such a random, but perfect, idea.

I think the bows add such a feminine touch, and I’ve never seen anyone else do it before. As for the cover of the second issue, I have five different colors and two different cover photos, so it’s fun when different bows are also mixed in. I like when the customer has kind of a choice in the vibe they want the zine to have – even if they’re just different shades of pink!

co-creators of the project (me and Samantha Stribling) and interpreted by the contributors. The themes come from questions, problems and interests in our everyday and interior lives that we feel are common and in need of collective processing. We encourage contributors to process the prompt in relation to their identities of sex/gender and also of race, age and ability. Main themes so far specifically explored are physical and emotional agency, race and (Southern) regional identity and, most recently, bodies/embodiment.

Agencies is a feminist organization and aims to compile and distribute feminist interpretations of these subject fields.

How did Agencies begin?

Concurrent with community-wide conversations about gender/sex-based violence and physical/sexual/psychological abuse of women in Orlando following a local assault incident, Sam and I started the Agencies project in February of 2015. Around the same time, a private social media women’s space was taking shape and conceiving of plans for activist response, and much of our momentum is owed to that movement. We’ve since published three zines and hung three exhibits of the visual artwork alongside printed excerpts of written contributions in alternative gallery spaces throughout Orlando.

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Girl Pop

If you listen to WPRK on Thursday nights, you’ve likely heard Madeleine Scott and Keara Spicer hosting the Girl Pop radio show. Less known but every bit as enjoyable is their cut-and-paste zine of the same name, which combines music and personal writings.

Who are the main authors of Girl Pop? Keara: Half of Girl Pop is Keara Spicer. I’m an adver-

tising and public relations student at UCF! Madeleine: My name is Madeleine Scott, and I’m the other half of Girl Pop. I’m an economics and religion double major (with a Spanish minor) at Rollins College, and Thursday nights I DJ the Girl Pop radio show on WPRK.

of judgment.

Madeleine: Girl Pop lends itself to a huge variety of topics and formats. … I think, though, the thread that connects all of this is an idea of encouragement and inclusivity. It’s hard to put your voice out there, but the more people that do, the more people that will, you know?

What has Girl Pop centered around?

Keara: Our past issues have covered topics such as gender, being straight edge and being a woman in a male-dominated scene – also putting yourself out there and not being afraid

How long have you been doing this zine?

Madeleine: Keara and I became friends October of last year, and soon after started working on the zine together.

We released our first issue in December 2015, our second in

February, and our most recent a little less than a week ago.

Why do you make zines?

Keara: Zines are sacred to the DIY community.

Everything nowadays is online or downloadable. We decided on a zine versus a blog because the feeling of a printed page is more real than looking at a computer screen. In addition, we do everything by hand – no Photoshop! We strictly collage and scan for printing. It feels more put together and made with love than something you can read online. Also I personally love the turn of a page in any good piece of print.

Adam Lavigne Lavigne, both solo and in tandem with Anna Cruz, has released a myriad of art-based zines, varied in both theme and format. In addition, both recently taught a class for OMA on techniques for making zines and minicomics. He is a staunch booster of local zines.

Laura Margaret

not (even if it’s good) put materials of myself elsewhere in the zine. Because it’s not about that, it’s about the extension of perspective.

How long have you been making them?

I was first introduced to making zines when there was Orlando’s Zine Fest going on last year. A lot of things I make are shit but the point is to keep making shitty things until they’re good. So I pursued to create the most “professionally” crafted zine for it. The funny part was that this first photography zine, which is There’s a New Sheriff in Town, didn’t even get to be placed out for view.

Laura Margaret self-releases zines of her own (often stunning) photography as the mood hits her. Themes and formats change often, with her eye being the one constant.

What are the titles of your zines?

There’s a New Sheriff in Town, GARBAGE, #HASHTAG, Darling Darling.

Tell me about what themes your zines cover.

Photography is a major “theme” in my life.

Some zines theme around film photographs strictly. Or like #HASHTAG is channeled by a mood, playful with a little more provocative attitude to the photos. GARBAGE was just a series I accumulated after traveling and photographing good friends. With creating the zines, though, there is something specific I like to do, which is all of my covers have a diffused, ambiguous self-portrait but I will

Why a zine? Why print, for that matter?

What a zine represents to me is to give voice to the underground trope. It’s to the creative that is not adulterated by conglomerates but embodies the genuineness of the human condition. The tangible prints that make up a zine come to represent not only what are in those pages, but in a small way, a symbol of immortality.

Do you make any zines yourself?

I’ve made a handful of zines myself. The first was So Evolved with my friend Bjørn Parramoure. … Other zines I’ve made solo usually are confessional and pretty cryptic. I collaborate often with my girlfriend, Anna Cruz. Most recently we made a zine called Art Historical Survey, a romanticized book of symbols with bits of art history we like.

Tell me about some of the efforts you have undertaken to raise awareness of zines?

Recently Anna and I taught a workshop at OMA called “Exercises in Alternative Comics and Zines.” We talked about the current state of zine culture and alternative comics, and conducted exercises in drawing, collaborative zine-making and self-publishing. Together with Justin Luper, Anna and I set up and sold zines at the first Milk District Market.

What are your impressions of the Orlando zine community?

Orlando is ripe for zines; there is a growing community here. There are quite a few Orlando creators making work. There’s local titles that come out consistently, like Is it Over Yet?, Tittie-Thyme, Agencies, The Vinyl Warhol, Vanessa Barros Andrade’s Bad Anime, Brandon Geurts’ Showing Skins. Some other books by creators I love are Justin Luper’s Hair Bones and Blobs, Anna Cruz’s Imaginary Boyfriend, Nico Sinnott’s Don’t Beat Yourself Up and Bjørn Parramoure’s Do You Want to Know More? These are all Orlando locals. I’ve seen the community grow quite a bit over the past couple of years. mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com

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Over 80 aspiring authors from across America applied to Florida Theatrical Association’s inaugural New Musical Discovery Series, and the winning new musicals that will be presented at downtown venues the Mezz and the Abbey on Sept. 9-11 have now been announced. A panel of theater pros picked Baby Bumps (book by William Squier and Dana Hilmer, music by Jeffrey Lodin, lyrics by William Squier) and Joyce Jackson’s Guide to Dating (book and lyrics by Scott Logsdon, music by Steve Marzullo) to receive staged readings, and The 30th Year (book by Meredith Friedman, music and lyrics by Ryan Langer) for a workshop. The series will also feature student and audience talkbacks with the playwrights and directors.

Meanwhile, Orlando playwright John Connon was selected as one of 30 finalists for the Samuel French 41st Annual Off Off Broadway Short Play Festival. Connon’s comedy Massage à Trois won a Patrons’ Pick at the 2015 Fringe, and now his reality TV-inspired play Ambush! will be performed at NYC’s East 13th Street Theatre Aug. 10. (Connon cast and directed the show remotely from Florida using FaceTime and Skype.) Shortly thereafter, Connon heads to Scotland to join the cast of Christian Kelty’s Joe’s NYC Bar at the Edinburgh Fringe, along with Jenn Gannon, Anitra Pritchard-Bryant, Janine Klein, David Lee, Tim Williams, Trenell Mooring, Michael Marinaccio and more of Orlando’s top performers.

NOW PLAYING The Penis Talk Show, through Aug. 13 at Parliament House … Spamalot, through Aug. 14 at Athens Theatre … I Love My Wife, through Aug. 21 at Winter Park Playhouse … The Big Meal, through Aug. 28 at Mad Cow Theatre …

Godspell, through Aug. 29 at Breakthrough Theatre.

UPCOMING Man of La Mancha, Aug. 12-28 at CFCArts …

Blacklist Babes Cabaret presents Pitch Black, Aug. 12 at the Venue … Proof, Aug. 12-27 at Art’s Sake Studios … Wizard of Oz in Fairyland, Aug. 13 at Dr. Phillips Center Pugh Theater …

Sordid Lives, Aug. 19-Sept. 3 at the Parliament House … Jack Berios presents A Tribute to Neil Diamond, Aug. 20 at Athens Theatre … Leslie Jordan Live, Aug. 24-25 at the Parliament House … Sondheim, Gershwin & Porter – Oh, My!, Aug. 26-27 at CFCArts … Chris McCabe: Acoustic Broadway, Aug. 30 at the Persian Room … SINgularly Sordid, Aug. 31-Sept. 1 at Parliament House.

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America used to be a future-

focused, forward-facing country, but lately it seems like we’re all about looking backward.

It’s true in politics, where one of the major party candidates explicitly promises to turn back the clock to a supposed golden era of greatness. It’s true at the movie theaters, where franchises from a generation or two ago (like Ghostbusters and Star Trek) are again atop the marquee. Heck, it’s even true in real estate: My wife and I just bought a midcentury ranch house, lovingly restored and still sporting original tile and fixtures straight from the 1968 Sears catalog.

Of course, the dream of living in the perfect past doesn’t always align with reality. Once you’ve endured the Orwellian process of obtaining a mortgage (no easy feat if you’re a freelancer, which is why Orlando rents are rising ridiculously) and signed away your firstborn in exchange for that Mad Men dream house, you’ll quickly realize that a turn-of-the-century A/C system is no match for modern global warming; your vintage NuTone intercom system only receives religious AM radio; and maintaining a picture-perfect pool and yard costs a pretty penny.

That pull between poignant nostalgia and contemporary complexity also looms large in Stranger Things, the 1980s-inspired Netflix sci-fi drama that’s been dominating water-cooler conversations and Facebook feeds since its release a few weeks back.

If you haven’t binge-watched all eight episodes yet, go ahead and do so now. I’ll wait. … OK, as we all now know, half the fun of the show is spotting the countless homages to genre cinema classics, from the obvious – Spielberg better be getting royalties for the riffs on E.T., Close Encounters and The Goonies – to the more subtle, like Cujo and Commando.

BY SETH KUBERSKY

The taste for nostalgia so prevalent on TV and in politics right now makes Winter Park Playhouse’s I Love My Wife a perfect fit

But playing “Where’s Waldo” with 30-year-old flicks isn’t sufficient in itself to sustain a show. At times, Stranger Things spins its wheels as characters make illogical choices to tiptoe around plot holes, and the writing occasionally results in some egregiously overwrought performances (I’m looking at you, Veronica Sawyer).

But what makes the series so compelling, beyond the atmospheric cinematography and spot-on period production design, is the exceptionally appealing cast – particularly its youngest actors – who ground the story in its time while simultaneously making it accessible for today’s viewer.

The exact same thing could be said about I Love My Wife, the 1977 Michael Stewart– Cy Coleman Broadway musical currently running at Winter Park Playhouse through Aug. 21. Alvin (Shawn Kilgore), a blue-collar New Jerseyan, is faithful to his loving wife, Cleo (Natalie Cordone), but feels like he was left out of the sexual revolution.

His more-sophisticated pal Wally (Michael Colavolpe) encourages him to experiment with “multiple love,” leading to an awkward Christmas Eve foursome with Wally and his wife, Monica (Heather Alexander).

It all plays like a musical episode of Three’s Company, with peppy (if instantly forgettable) ditties about threesomes, hashish and personal ads.

The Playhouse is known for presenting genial productions geared to their Baby

Boomer clientele, so this risqué play about wife-swapping may be one of the riskier selections in their history.

Nevertheless, don’t expect The Ice Storm: The Musical; this lighthearted lark elicited more knowing snickers than offended gasps from its aging audience, some of whom probably remember the swinging era first-hand.

But even though the bed-hopping is played for laughs, there’s no denying how dated the gender norms on display are: The women have virtually zero character development or agency, the men are so resolutely cis-het you’ll suspect they’re closeted, and the obvious subtext of class and power imbalance is entirely ignored.

I Love My Wife is so slight, it’s impossible to imagine it filling a Broadway house, but it’s a perfect fit for the intimate Winter Park Playhouse. Director Michael Edwards allows the pace to sag, particularly during the slow second act. But he’s smartly assembled an excellent cast, led by the ever-effervescent Natalie Cordone, who invests her underwritten role with an honesty absent from the script. Kilgore, her longtime performing partner, pairs effortlessly with her, but it’s still a stretch to imagine his nebbishy character stepping out on his beloved.

Colavolpe and Alexander are stuck playing full-on cartoons. As seasoned pros, they deliver on the gags and make choreographer Roy Alan’s soft-shoe steps sparkle, but there’s no “there” there under their polyester surfaces. Musical director Chris Leavy and his bandmates, who play incidental characters, are also a hoot, especially Ned Wilkinson as Stanley.

The material may be decades past its sell-by date, but thanks to Winter Park Playhouse’s ensemble, I Love My Wife still smells fresh enough to swallow. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

OPENINGS Look for Taco68, a “Mexican-fusion specialty taco shop,” to open inside the Basement downtown on 68 E. Pine St. …

Dead Lizard Brewing Company, situated near the Mall at Millenia, has opened on 36th Street … 1921 by Norman Van Aken is in soft opening mode and will officially open Aug. 16 … Blaze Pizza has opened in Disney Springs … Flying Fish is open on Disney’s Boardwalk.

CLOSINGS Somm, the I-Drive 360 wine bar by the same folks who brought us Slate in Dr. Phillips, has poured its last glass … The strip mall housing mainstay Irish pub Claddagh Cottage (and other businesses) on Curry Ford Road will be torn down to make way for a Walgreens. Claddagh owners Scott Vocca and Vicki Gish, who purchased the pub from Jimmy Mulvaney in February, have set up a GoFundMe page to help them relocate the pub: gofundme.com/claddaghcottagepub … Maddey’s Craft & Cru will be temporarily closed until September due to “unforeseen circumstances.”

DeVine’s charcuterie plate includes a selection of house-cured meats and house-pickled vegetables

CRUSH GROOVE Low-key wine bar has plenty

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outine. It’s a seemingly simple concoction of fries, cheese curds and hot gravy (it’s got to be hot) but, much to the chagrin of many a homesick Canadian, no restaurant in this town seems to do it right.

So seeing the words “house cut fries,” “cheddar curds,” “smoked short rib” and “Montreal style gravy” appear as I scrolled through DeVine Wine & Grill’s online menu not only stoked the salivary glands, but necessitated a drive out to the wilds of Oviedo.

And there, inside the chill, moody digs of this strip-mall hideaway, we dined on poutine ($13) about as Canadian as Ted Cruz. Steak fries? No! A tepid and “tangy” country gravy the color of old lace? Heavens no! I will concede that the curds, brought in fresh from Ellsworth, Wisconsin, were as squeaky as sneakers on parquet, but I say to anyone thinking of serving poutine on their menu: Take a trip up to Poutini’s House of Poutine or La Banquise, then come back and do it right.

But turning away from the poutine, chef Chandler Cook’s arancini ($12) had

bites, nudged toward “fulfilling.” The wee leggy Portuguese beast was to have been served “chilled,” but it was warm.

I’m not big on warm octopus mixed to offer, sans attitude in a salad with cool jicama, radish and pea shoots, and neither was my dining comrade, but it was a minor offense.

The unadulterated essence of lamb in a us cooing like piggish pigeons. We were burger fashioned from the ruminant’s impressed by the curried and fried risot- shoulder ($14) was surely pleasing, as to, pickled beet stems and watermelon was a simple layering of feta-mint Greek radish – the advertised popcorn shoots yogurt. What needed work was the foswere replaced by a mess of frisée, and silized exterior of the steak fries; even red pepper harissa by a datil pepper dipping them into house-made ketchup sauce, but that didn’t upset the fusion of failed to raise them from the dead.

The restaurant touts its scratch this sharing plate. Crispy pig ears ($8) with a glass of meritage – pulled from kitchen, lists a handful of local purone of the 32 self-serve enomatic wine veyors on their menu, and makes the most of seasonal dispensers ($3 for a card) – ingredients.

The seemed vaguely fusiony as DEVINE WINE & GRILL lone dessert offerwell. Beer might’ve been a 15 Alafaya Woods Blvd., ing – a downside to more apropos quaff, seeing Oviedo being a relatively how this bar treat had us 407-359-5016 small scratch kitchlicking our fingers. The bar, devinewineandgrill.com en – was a blueberry by the by, takes up a good $$ bread pudding with portion of the restaurant’s house-made vanillaspace and seems like a perfectly fine spot in which to indulge in malt ice cream ($8.50). This year’s very said bar treats next to just-out-of-college late harvest means blueberries are, techjokers making forays into grownupsville. nically, in season, but highlighting them Our servers, a youthful pair bustling in a bread pudding seemed like a bit of with a collegiate vigor, were exemplary a cop-out.

That ice cream, tho … it was like but– worthy of being cloned and disseminated to restaurants across the city. One ter spiked with an opioid, and it was of them nudged us toward the octopus precisely the high we needed. salad ($13) and our verdict, after a few fkara@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

NEWS/EVENTS Brick Road Courier will add hot meals from Swine & Sons to their delivery roster beginning today (Wednesday, Aug. 10). Delivery area is limited to a three-mile radius …

Twenty trucks will pull up at the Food Truck Bazaar Sunday, Aug. 14, from 5-8 p.m. at Orlando Fashion Square Mall … Funky Monkey on I-Drive celebrates Julia Child’s 104th birthday at 6:30 p.m. Monday, Aug. 15, with an eight-course dinner paired with French wine. Cost is $99 … The supercheesy O-Town MacDown goes from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 20, at Osceola Heritage Park. Cost is $20 for adults, $15 for kids …

The Dinner Party Project’s second anniversary party is Saturday, Aug. 20, at 6:30 p.m. Guests will enjoy a five-course dinner, including cocktail hour, beer and wine, with each course crafted by a local chef. Cost is $75, or $100 for VIP … The Osprey Tavern hosts a wine dinner at 6 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 21, featuring Oregon’s Adelsheim Vineyard.

Cost is $100 … Orlando Magical Dining Month runs from Aug. 29 to Oct. 2. Several Orlando restaurants will offer prix-fixe dinner menus for $33 … The Seneff Arts Plaza will be home to this year’s Festival of Bacon, running 11 a.m. until 7 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 8. Admission cost is $24.

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SOUPA SAIYAN Dragon Ball Z-themed noodle house is a real draw for freaks and geeks, but noodle hounds will appreciate their attention to crafting a fine bowl.

“Korean Fire Noodles” with fried egg and barbecue pork may not be a tongue-scorcher, but it’ll turn your chopsticks red. Add seared foie gras if you’re feeling fancy. Udon noodles in a vegetarian broth with fried tofu and steamed vegetables hums with umami, and if you’re into pho, the meaty pho dac biet will do no wrong.

Open daily. 5689 Vineland Road, Winter Springs, 407-930-3396; $$

SAINT ANEJO MEXICAN KITCHEN Saint Anejo’s south-of-the-border fare is better than your average Tex-Mexeria’s. Two superbly flavored (and flattened) ribeyes in the carne asada, for example, or a sweet and smoky (but not too sweet and not too smoky) mole rojo, are populist favorites that swing and connect. Skip the guac and start with the Mexican sweet corn, especially when corn is in season (not summer). A sizable selection of margaritas, sangrias, cervezas and cocteles are also offered.

Open daily. 5248 Red Bug Lake Road, Winter Springs, 407-636-3600; $$

KING BAO Bao, those steamed sugar-dough buns stuffed with all matter of crispy, fatty, meaty and crunchy fillings, are the new draw, but so is the low price.

While the buns themselves aren’t fresh here (they’re bought frozen, sorry), the meat they cradle, be it kimchi fried chicken, Korean short rib or braised pork belly, satiates. Vegan and vegetarian options are also offered (try the bao filled with a sweet potato croquette). Tater tots are the sole side accompaniment, though, if you have room for dessert, fried bao with sweet fillings are available.

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CANVAS RESTAURANT & MARKET

Dishes like burrata with caramelized stone fruit, Floribbean grilled shrimp salad, oak-charred octopus, woodoven-roasted whole fish and succulent apple-bourbon braised short ribs steal the scene. A burger fashioned from short rib and brisket is extraordinarily moist; accompanying fries are no afterthought. A respectable wine list warrants careful perusal, and Key lime pie with toasted meringue is a must. 13615 Sachs Ave., 407-3137800; $$$$

OUDOM THAI & SUSHI

Oudom, the latest in a string of restaurants to occupy the ground floor of the Sanctuary Downtown Condo building, can’t rely on history’s munificence to make a successful run; rather, it’s banking on patrons seeking straight-ahead Siamese cuisine in a swanky atmosphere. We sampled everything from pad Thai to panang curry, though two dishes were stellar surprises – crispy duck and whole snapper. 100 S. Eola Drive, 407-849-3739; $$

THE PEPPY BISTRO

Mexican dishes comprise but a small part of a menu dominated by Italian and Spanish classics – a fat meatball fashioned from ground beef and short rib; a seafood paella we can’t wholly recommend on account of encountering some broken mussel shells; and lamb chops over couscous. College Park imbibers have been heard to rave about Peppy Bistro’s happy hour.

Closed Sundays. 2611 Edgewater Drive, 407-420-1155; $$$

VERDE CANTINA

Roasted Mexican corn, a smoky chipotle-ghost pepper salsa and wellseasoned tortilla chips are delicious saving graces at this Thornton Park spot. A pedestrian tilapia ceviche hardly qualifies as “Mexican soul food” and neither does an oversalted burger fashioned from beef and chorizo. The chunky guac might please, so long as fresh tomatoes are used, but one thing is certain – your tacos will disintegrate into mush. Open daily. 8 N. Summerlin Ave., 407-930-8160; $$

ZORA GRILLE

Kebabs done in the Persian style are the real draw to this Iranian eatery.

While spices and seasonings need tinkering, the meats are splendidly succulent. Saffron-fragrant rice is an essential accompaniment to kebabs and heady stews. Another essential component of the meal: Persian tea served with dates. Closed Mondays.

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1970’s Film Fest Screening classic films from the 1970s. Friday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Back to School Rodney Dangerfield returns to college in search of respect; finds none.

Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.

Big, Loud & Live 13 Live footage from the Drum Corps International preliminary competition. Thursday, 6:30 pm; multiple locations; $19.27; fathomevents.com.

Captain Fantastic Viggo Mortensen stars in this story about a man who raises his family cut off from modern society, but must reexamine his idea of what it means to be a parent when tragedy strikes. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

FilmSlam ’16 Experience the best local indie film showcase, and vote for each month’s winner.

Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

SING LIKE NOBODY’S LISTENING

and allows us to root for her in spite of her deluded shortcomings.

Credit for this goes to Streep as well, of course. She doesn’t go over the top in her performance, but her singing is nails-onchalkboard grating enough to have you begging for it to stop. Streep is nicely supported by Grant as a man who loves her but isn’t in love with her, as is evidenced by his fierce devotion to Florence while simulThe story of history’s worst singer is a surprisingly sweet taneously keeping a separate apartment and girlfriend (Rebecca Ferguson). And tribute to the power of self-delusion costume designer Consolata Boyle does a

BY DA N H U DA K great job of re-creating Florence’s bizarre self-designed ensembles, as well.

Below the surface of story is an essential he opening moments of every film for those at home. At the heart of the arts are important, but they’ve perhaps scene is Florence Jenkins, a wealthy social- question: Were St. Clair and others right to never been more important to a ite who owns and runs a vaudeville club enable Florence to live out her dream as an opera singer, or should they have stopped comedy than they are in Florence Foster with her common-law husband, St. Clair.

Florence wants to do more than mere- her before she became too popular to spare Jenkins.

The film, which is based on true events, ly act in sketches, so she hires a pianist her the potential embarrassment? You can begins with Hugh Grant’s St. Clair Bayfield (Simon Helberg of The Big Bang Theory) make a case either way and be right, but onstage reciting a soliloquy from Hamlet and vocal coach (David Haig) and trains to that also means you can always be wrong. with great conviction, and then casually be an opera singer. There’s only one prob- It’s a credit to Frears and Grant that the decision St. Clair reaches pointing out that he’s never played the lem: She’s terrible. Like, feels like the right one. title role himself. It’s self-deprecating and really horribly awful.

FLORENCE FOSTER You’d think that given honest, and therefore humorous. Moments At the same time she’s JENKINS how much she loved music later the titular Florence (Meryl Streep), dying of syphilis and St. (PG-13) Florence had to know attached to a wire, descends from above Clair wants her to fulopens Friday, Aug. 12 deep down that she was a the stage to inspire her antebellum grand- fill her dream of singing dreadful singer, but reports father at the piano, and as she does so professionally, so he suggest that taking merthe crew backstage visibly strains to hold enables her and makes cury for syphilis distorted sure everyone around her up. her hearing. Regardless, The tone is immediately clear: St. Clair them does the same. As a and Florence are performers who take result she becomes immensely popular for if people always told her she was good, themselves seriously but aren’t particu- the wrong reason, and she’s the only one why wouldn’t she believe them? Florence Foster Jenkins is very much the story of a larly good at what they do. Because we like oblivious to the truth.

Florence may be the most famous lie for the right reason that’s never morthem and their work is played for laughs, it’s OK to laugh at them without feeling atrocious singer in history – her perfor- ally ambiguous or overtly cruel, which is like it’s mean-spirited, which is just right mance is the most requested recording a filmmaking feat more difficult to accomin Carnegie Hall’s archives – but director plish than getting Florence to sing well. for this story.

It’s set in New York City, 1944, where, as Stephen Frears (Philomena) is too kind It’s worth seeing for that admirable quality the war rages on overseas, the performing to suggest she lives in infamy. Instead he alone, though I daresay you’ll enjoy all of it. arts become an essential source of relief champions Florence, admires her courage film@orlandoweekly.com

Friday Film Series: Inception Christopher Nolan’s film about a group of dream-invaders committing a heist. Friday, 2 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

Mamma Mia! Sing-Along Sing-along featuring the popular ABBA-themed film Mama Mia! Friday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$25; 407-704-6261.

More Q Than A: Bottle Rocket Screening of Wes Anderson’s first feature film, in which a group of misfits stage a robbery of a small bookstore. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $7.

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Movies Out Loud: Can’t Stop the Music Cult film about the formation of disco group the Village People. Wednesday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-704-6261.

National Lampoon’s Animal House Get ready to break the rules! Who will win the epic battle between Dean Wormer and the Delta House fraternity? Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $9.50; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

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When Woody is stolen by a toy collector, Buzz and his friends vow to rescue him, but Woody finds the idea of immortality in a museum tempting. Thursday, 8 pm; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Saturday Matinee Classics: The Third Man Pulp novelist Holly Martins travels to shadowy, postwar Vienna, only to find himself investigating the mysterious death of an old friend, Harry Lime.

Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Anthropoid

Sausage Party

BY STE V E S C H N E I DE R after all, since the very existence of this movie proves that there were still Jews in 1951. (R)

OPENING THIS WEEK: Anthropoid Did you ever notice how, every time we take out a bigwig in some terrorist organization, he’s always described as being its second-in-command? I swear, ISIS and Al Qaeda must have more vice presidents than U.S. Steel.

The same applies to World War II thrillers, which never seem to run out of top Nazis for their heroes to pursue. In Anthropoid – which, despite its title, is not a direct-to-VHS science fiction flick from 1988, but an assassination drama set in occupied Czechoslovakia – the hunted party is one Reinhard Heydrich, described as Hitler’s No. 3 guy and the true architect of the Final Solution. I wish I could tell you whether this is true or if the movie is just padding its résumé, but my personal library is sadly lacking in Time Life books. SPOILER: The Third Reich ends up losing the war. (Or so it seems for 70 years, until their candidate is elected president of the United States in 2016.) (R)

Indignation In this adaptation of Philip Roth’s semi-autobiographical novel, a Jewish kid from New Jersey decides that trying to bang a shiksa on the campus of a Midwestern university is a better idea than going off to fight in the Korean War. But with a dean of students played by sicko real-life playwright Tracy Letts, you know our hero is in for some challenges. Oh, and see?

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Pete’s Dragon Hey, remember Pete’s Dragon, the Disney animated musical from 1977? Well, they’ve remade it, just minus some of the lesser elements – like being animated and having songs. Instead, the new version is a live-action, all-spoken interpretation that has a human cast interacting with a CGI fire-breather. There’s also a new framing sequence that moves the story closer to gender balance. What I want to see next: a reboot of The Rescuers in which the mice are all played by taxidermy samples Wes Anderson picked up at an estate sale. (PG)

Sausage Party No matter what you ended up thinking of Ghostbusters, thank your lucky stars the producers went with the cast they did. Because otherwise, you just know those roles would have been filled by Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, James Franco and Craig Robinson.

Instead, they’ve all ended up as voice “talent” in Sausage Party, an animated comedy about anthropomorphized food items that discover what a terrible fate awaits them after they’ve gone through the supermarket scanner. The flick is the world’s first R-rated full-length computer animated comedy (like that’s something to brag about), thanks to its apparently copious crude sex jokes and drug references. Maybe they should have called it Low-Hanging Fruit.

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worked together in Phoenix for about two weeks just writing songs and demoing songs. And you never know which ones are going to make the album, but I said let’s do that.

“Dennis Dunaway [bassist in the Alice Cooper Band] wrote two or three things,” the singer adds. “We haven’t seen those yet, but I know Dennis has always written great stuff. It’s fun to go back and work with guys you haven’t worked with in a while. It’s not trying to recapture your youth. It’s trying to recapture a sound.

And it’s a very elusive sound.”

Those three musicians (along with lead guitarist Glen Buxton), of course, played on the original Killer album, released in 1971. That album, along with Cooper’s next two albums, 1972’s School’s Out and 1973’s Billion Dollar Babies, are considered peak Cooper albums that not only established him as a major star, but also solidified his rowdy, garage-ish brand of hard rock. By the time of that latter album, Cooper was not only hugely popular, but famous for his macabre live show in which the man whose real name is Vincent Furnier had adopted the villainous (and also darkly humorous) character of Alice Cooper.

Many of the stage antics that Cooper created in the early 1970s – paving the way for the concert spectacles of later Alice Cooper shock rockers like Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson – remain cornerstones of Cooper’s live shows today. Cooper is doing as much as he can to cram as many goodies into his set list and stage show as possible as he tours this summer and fall.

“You know, when you get to this point, the hardest part is picking the songs because you’ve got 30 albums to go to,” he says. “There are theatrical hits and then there are the radio hits also, the ones people hear on the radio. Then there are Veteran shock-rocker Alice Cooper is pulling out all the things they want to see like ‘Feed My ghoulish stops for his summer tour Frankenstein’ and ‘Dwight Fry’ and songs

BY ALAN SCULLEY like that, that are almost like essential because you’ve got to see the guillotine. lice Cooper has gotten to work that made that album work the way it did.” You’ve got to see the straitjacket. You’ve It’s early in the writing process, but got to see the insane nurse. We’re actually on his next studio release, and taking some excerpts so far it’s shaping up to be a … Cooper says that in out of Welcome to My addition to its sound, killer album.

Nightmare from 1975 “I’ve always liked the idea that Alice what might also conALICE COOPER because we haven’t Cooper has always been a Detroit rock nect the next album to 8:00 p.m. Sunday, August 14 done some of that stuff band. We’ve always been a hard rock band, Killer will be a miniDr. Phillips Center for the in awhile and we’re putguitar rock, and I’ll never give that up,” reunion of the original Performing Arts, Walt Disney ting it back in the show.

Cooper says in a phone interview. “But Alice Cooper Band on Theatre, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. I just said we haven’t every once in awhile, though, there’s just the next album. “I wrote 407-839-0119 done that in awhile. a flavor of what album do we want to go three or four songs drphillipscenter.org Let’s put that in. So it’s to here to give it that flavor. And it seems with [Alice Cooper $45-$725 a fun show. It’s always a to be going toward the Killer album. … You Band drummer] Neil fun show.” can never go back and totally recapture it, Smith and [guitarist] but you can certainly look at the elements Mike Bruce,” Cooper says. “And so we music@orlandoweekly.com

Comfort Link Harsh, but so well-layered, noise soundscapes from Baltimore. Either you’re in or you’re out.

8 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 10, at Uncle Lou’s, donations

Kaleigh Baker Local belter holds court in the comfy environs of Lil Indies. Her voice will resonate within that space beautifully.

10 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 11, at Lil Indies, free

Hey Mercedes Much-loved indie trio reforms to celebrate their 15th anniversary and play Atlanta’s Wrecking Ball Fest. This is one of a short series of warmup shows.

7 p.m. Friday, Aug. 12, at the Social, $14-$16

Motion City Soundtrack Aptly named the “So Long, Farewell” tour, this is a live, sweaty goodbye from a group that has “soundtracked” many a modern adolescence.

7 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 13, at the House of Blues, $25-$60

WELCOME TO HIS NIGHTMARE

The 502s Local folk quartet marks the release of a new EP with this show. The 502s run counter to prevailing trends, taking more influence from Pete Seeger than, like, Mumford and Sons.

5 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 14, at Fiddler’s Green, free

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Just back from a West Coast swing, this Orlando indie ensemble packs quite a punch live.

8 p.m. Monday, Aug. 15, at 64 North, $5

Melissa Brooks & the Aquadolls Orange County, California, pop-punkers are like a very modern update of the Runaways/ Joan Jett sonically, but are waaaay too young to have been around for any of that.

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This week: A couple of bright Orlando debuts, some rock en français and the next thing in punk fashion.

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On a bill that sounded like the cutest animal parade ever with Kitty Tsunami, Dumberbunnies and Buffy, the Chickenhawks stole the night in their Orlando premiere (Aug. 1, Will’s Pub). Despite wardrobe that can be a little comedic (unless the leisure-rocker pairing of sandals and sleeveless denim has become a legit thing while I wasn’t looking), the North Carolina band actually have some pretty serious chops and fire when you get right down to it.

They ball up early rock & roll jump, the golden vintage hues of surf and rockabilly octane and pitch it with raw punk sling.

Together, it’s an undeniable union of old sounds, new attitude and high camp that equals a lot of ridiculous fun.

Kay Odyssey (Aug. 6, Will’s Pub) are a locally connected Austin band that does the psychedelic thing with a little indie glamour, which is the only thing to call it when your drummer plays in a torn-up Bowie tee with a fan up-blowing her hair in seeming slo-mo. Yeah, they’ve got style but, luckily, they’re more than just that.

They manage to stack psych rock, postpunk and glam into a convincingly lush mountain of sound.

The blend gets a little trickier with Orlando band Transcendental Telecom, however. They’ve got some intriguing elements that, in their best moments, interplay like the wool and shimmer of neo-Teenage Fanclub bands like Yuck and Pity Sex. But in their

Kay Odyssey does the psychedelic thing with a little indie glamour, which is the only thing to call it when your drummer plays in a tornup Bowie tee with a fan up-blowing her hair in seeming slo-mo. dream-pop cloud-hopping, they have some meandering tendencies that sometimes land them on desultory ground where shoegaze textures make strange bedfellows with soft rock vibes. A little more decision and incision, perhaps, and they could be on to something. Any band that makes an overt Lush reference in one of their song titles (“Miki Berenyi,” off their brand-new album, Etherise) is worth holding out hope for.

And finally, there was Harsh Radish, the curious and unlikely solo act of Russell Parker that mashes together guitars and electronics with almost no regard to their tribal lines, which is enough to root for the guy. For this local, there is no divide between producer and rocker.

Nothing’s more modern than that. It’s a tack that turns his sweetly honest songs into little things of quirk and wonder.

Although Sweet Crude sounds like something that just rolled off the tongue of a Texas oilman, it’s actually a band from next door in Louisiana. But they’re not just Louisianians, they’re Louisianais – Cajuns in both blood and intent. Dispel

any notions of BeauSoleil or anything like that, however, because their gaze is beyond the bayou. This young group is looking to bring their heritage forward into full pop modernity.

They’re not widely known yet but they’ve garnered some acclaim in their native New Orleans, recently winning “Best Rock Band” at the Big Easy Awards given by that city’s alt-weekly, Gambit. In their Orlando debut (Aug. 4, Will’s Pub), they came six-strong, pumped and ready to show out with an ample and sundry arsenal of keyboards, bass, fiddle, brass, three percussionists and two forceful lead singers (especially Alexis Marceaux). With those voices, they sang proudly in the French patois of their birthright but set it in the indie-pop shine of today’s landscape. Even though some traditional threads of their indigenous heritage were present – like folk fiddle, freewheeling spirit, the rhythmic roll and pomp of the brass bands and even a traditional Cajun song on the set list – their sound is much more defined by sharp pop luster and fresh-faced exuberance à la Run River North, the Lumineers and other such fashionable contemporaries.

The cultural thrust of Sweet Crude’s expression isn’t devoutly purist, but they’re talented kids with a vibrant pulse that could serve as a sparkling entrée into a rich and beautiful American culture. As a splashy convergence of effervescence, accessibility and angle, they’re one of those bands that sound like their big break is just around the next corner. For fans of immaculate and wellcrafted indie pop, this is your next crush. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Hello, Basquiat ART

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The multivalent creative space known as Defined Enterprises regularly brings novel experiences to Altamonte Springs (not always thought of as an arts hub). The photography, video and recording studio also hosts a small gallery, and this show takes it over with an homage to the late Jean-Michel Basquiat. The street artist and musician died of a heroin overdose in 1988, but is still emblematic of a certain late-’70s moment when graffiti, hip-hop and punk coalesced and intersected in downtown Manhattan.

Like his contemporary Andy Warhol, his style – both personal and artistic – is sui generis, yet so distinctive it’s easy to render a recognizable “tribute,” and that’s what these artists have done. Expect food and drink, affordable works on the walls, live jazz and a candlelight vigil at 10:30 p.m. – Jessica Bryce Young 7 p.m. | through Oct. 8 | Defined Enterprises, 279 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs | 321-972-4800 | definedenterprises.com | $5

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Two Cow Garage

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Pink Mass are everything your family, teachers, religious leaders and sundry authority figures warned you about regarding the perils of punk music made gloriously, debauchedly manifest. Aesthetically, Pink Mass are a supremely fucked hybrid of the Mentors, GG Allin, Sleep Chamber, Genitorturers and Sadist. Clad in leather, spikes and a mélange of bondage gear, subtlety in intent and theme is not their forte. Sonically, Pink Mass’ music is an unholy hybrid of grindcore, war metal and raw, raw punk; in other words, a white-noise battering ram. The whole leather-wrapped package is about extremity on all sensibilities and fronts. The Theatre of Cruelty is real. Not safe for the faint of heart or ears. – Matthew Moyer

Over the past 15 years, Ohio’s Two Cow Garage have grown from alt-country also-rans to one of the more exciting straight-up rock & roll bands working today. Songwriters Micah Schnabel and Shane Sweeney have shed the twangy trappings of genre evident in early songs like “Farm Town” and “Hillbilly” to embrace forward-thinking “Americana” that reflects America-as-it-is instead of America-as-it-was, evident on last year’s single “Let the Boys Be Girls.” That focus on the present translates to their live performance as well, as the band pours their hearts into singalong anthems and weary reflections alike. With a new album, Brand New Flag, pushed back from August to October, expect Two Cow Garage to take the stage with something to prove as they debut plenty of new material. – Thaddeus McCollum

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Today at noon the Enzian presents The Third Man, the 1949 masterpiece written by Graham Greene, directed by Carol Reed (of Oliver! fame) and starring Joseph Cotten and Orson Welles. It’s often called the greatest British movie ever made, and that’s actually an understatement – set and shot in post-war Vienna, The Third Man serpentines through moral ambiguity and the limits of friendship as only Greene can do it, showcasing Cotton and Welles at the top of their game. The film recently underwent a 4K restoration, and though the Enzian doesn’t have a 4K projector – that’s one improvement that will apparently arrive with the proposed expansion – it should still look spectacular, even projected digitally instead of on film. If you’re an Enzian member, reserve your table now. If you’re not, buy your ticket online right away and arrive early. Either way, prepare yourself for a religious experience. – Cameron Meier

Though its market share is big around here, the standard of pop-punk is actually pretty uneven. Orlando’s Panther Camp, however, are easily one of the area’s most reliable flagships, not because they reinvent the template or anything; they simply nail it better than most. As their brand-new EP (The Hated, the Loved, the Willing and the Wicked) attests, their gift for classic anthems is both natural and unabashed. And live, they’re a forceful unit with a triumphant frontman. To really party up this notable local release, they’ve gathered a cast of diverse but equally melody-minded talent from the city and beyond including Look Mexico, the Sh-Booms, Abandon the Midwest and Mike Dunn. In addition to a stacked five-band bill, admission includes a copy of the new EP and pizza (while supplies last) from the most hot-buzzing new eatery in town right now, Pizza Bruno. Line up early for this one. – Bao Le-Huu

noon | Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland | 407-629-0054 | enzian.org | $8

with Look Mexico, Mike Dunn | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

The Third Man

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Ultimate Storytime With Thomas Sanders COMEDY

THOMAS SANDERS PHOTO BY GRIZZLEE MARTIN

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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Reading THEATER

While diehard Potterheads have undoubtedly acted out all of the parts in the new play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child at home, tickets to see both parts of the production at the Palace Theatre in London run upward of $1,300 on StubHub, and that doesn’t include airfare. So this free live reading of the newest (and supposedly final) entry in the Potter mythos is as good as it’s going to get for many local fans thirsty for a chance to see the adventures of Harry Potter’s youngest son, Albus, and his best friend, Scorpius Malfoy. A veritable who’s-who of Orlando actors have committed to the roughly four-hour reading, produced with special permission from publisher Scholastic. The reading is envisioned as a benefit for Pulse victims, so bring some cash to throw in the donation bucket before you belly up to some butterbeer and hunker down for a long night. – TM 7 p.m. | The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park | mygeekeasy.com | free (donations accepted)

People make a living all sorts of ways: robbing from the rich to give to the poor, selling their hair to buy a watch chain for a man who sold his watch to afford a fancy barrette for the now-missing hair, midlevel marketing scams. Central Florida native Thomas Sanders grabbed onto video app Vine and climbed his way to the top, becoming one of the most popular artists on the platform. In a world where most people don’t have the attention span to finish reading this sentence, Sanders found a way to capitalize on our “ooh look, a squirrel!” mentality and turn it into plenty of acorns for the winter.

A theater kid with musical talent and a knack for saying a lot with very little time (I guess you could just call that “concise”), he’s amassed more than 7 million followers and is coming to Orlando with his Ultimate Storytime tour (a nod to his popular “Storytime” Vine series, in which he jumps into strangers’ interactions on the street and provides his own comedic narration). Recent Vines feature backstage rehearsal footage with lots of singing; musical humor can go bad faster than one of his sixsecond viral videos, but Sanders has the melodic and comedic chops to pull it off.

Ultimate Storytime showcases how modern viral video stars can transition from phone screens to the live stage. After a caffeine-fueled binge viewing of hundreds of his Vines, we can’t wait to see what stories he’ll tell in person. – Abby Stassen 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $20-$35

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Hollis Brown 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Greyson Charnock 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Newagehillbilly, Comfort Link, Hell Garbage, Bucket of Piss, Jiblit Dupree, Trotsky’s Watercooler, Lapsus Dea, Blowtorture, Shania Pain 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations; 407-270-9104.

Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Timothy Eerie 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Torque: Doc Scott, the Upbeats, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-246-1419.

[MUSIC] Motion City Soundtrack Saturday at House of Blues

Brown Note, One Drop 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

FRIDAY, AUG. 12

In the After, Love Destruction, Gauge, Late Night Sneaky Uncle 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Jacob Whitesides 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$18; 407-246-1419.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

CONCERTS/EVENTS Bayside 7:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $17; 407-351-5483.

Billy Wright, Cat Ridgeway, SoulBase 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Boho Sessions: Triumph of the Wild 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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The Charlie Dechant Quartet 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Battle for Backwoods 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-872-0066.

Pink Mass, Pisskvlt, Burn to Learn, Drycraeft 9:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Beemo 6 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; free.

Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929

Hey Mercedes, Microwave, Pohgoh 8 pm; The Social,

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Latenight Society, Jeff Kash, Skylar 9 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free-$5.

The Molly Ringwalds 8:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19; 407-934-2583.

Move: SST 10 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300.

Murderfly, I Died a Hero, Venomous Fiction, Abdomen Canvas, Darkness by Design 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10$13; 407-322-7475.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Roar 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5$8; 407-677-9669.

Room Full of Strangers Bon Voyage Party 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; donations; 407-228-0804.

Shugga Shugga Blast Blast 7:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10; 407-270-9104.

Two Cow Garage, the Hamiltons, Shurwood 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Wild Root, The Anton Laplume Band 10:30 pm; free.

SATURDAY, AUG. 13

CONCERTS/EVENTS Arms, Gillian Carter, Makari, Snowbirds, Freakazoid! 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-246-1419.

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April Rose 9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

54 N. Orange Ave.; $14$16; 407-246-1419.

Hourglass Fourth Anniversary

Torque One of the longest-running drum and bass nights in the country may have broken its stride recently after a series of venues, but it seems to have worked out a deal with the Social in the wake of their recent 17th anniversary show. For this edition, they bring in Doc Scott from the d&b homeland of England, along with New Zealander duo the Upstarts, creating a multicontinental vibe for the night.

10 p.m. Wednesday; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; thesocial.org

Latenight Society Fans of old-school vinyl-

Surfer Blood

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Sept. 1 at the Social

Arts Bar. Tonight, DJs Jeff Kash and Skylar join Latenight Society take over the wheels of steel for a night devoted to the groovy, sensual side of deep house and techno. 10 p.m. Friday; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free;

Local H, Aug. 22 at the Social Hank & Cupcakes, Aug. 25 at Will’s Pub

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Lil Yachty, Aug. 25 at the Social

Body//Talk After a couple of months of

Unknown Hinson, Aug. 26 at Will’s Pub

wandering out into the wilderness, Body//Talk returns to the Milk District. Joining the positivevibe crew are indie rock band Case Work and Baby!, a new project from Island Science frontwoman Kaley Honeycutt. 10 p.m. Saturday; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $7;

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live Broods, Sept. 1 at the Beacham Peelander-Z, Sept. 2 at Will’s Pub

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John Moreland, Sept.

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Hourglass Fourth Anniversary

Baroness, Sept. 6 at the Beacham

Longwood’s king of brewpubs celebrates its fourth birthday with plenty of live music and even more beer. More than 20 varieties are scheduled to be on draft, including special one-time only beers like the Mighty Shanus, a special blend of Hourglass’ Bourbon Barrel Wee Peaty Scotch Ale and La Fée Peaty Scotch Ale. 11 a.m. Saturday; The Hourglass Brewery, 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; various menu prices; thehourglassbrewery.com

Flume, Sept. 8 at House of Blues Anthony Green, Sept. 8 at the Social Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center The Ataris, the Queers, Sept. 11 at Will’s Pub Bebel Gilberto, Sept.

14 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Gary Gulman, Sept. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Against Me!, Oct. 11 at House of Blues

Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham

Meghan Trainor, Sept. 18 at CFE Arena

The Dear Hunter, Oct. 12 at the Social

Cirque du Soleil, Sept. 21-25 at Amway Center

Celtic Thunder, Oct. 14 at Hard Rock Live

Blackberry Smoke, Nov. 11 at House of Blues

Cymbals Eat Guitars, Sept. 21 at Will’s Pub The Amity Affliction, Sept. 22 at the Beacham Keb’ Mo’, Sept. 23 at the Plaza Live Slayer, Sept. 27 at Hard Rock Live

MC Chris, Oct. 14 at the Social Eden, Oct. 20 at the Social Trivium, Oct. 21 at House of Blues Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live

Mayday Parade, Nov. 11 at the Social Tracy Morgan, Nov. 13 at Hard Rock Live Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham Neil deGrasse Tyson, Nov. 15 at the Dr. Phillips Center The Doobie Brothers, Nov. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

The Toasters, Sept.

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Lindsey Stirling, Oct. 29 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Clutch, Oct. 4 at House of Blues

Sia, Oct. 30 at Amway Center

Chrome Sparks, Oct. 5 at the Social

Puscifer, Nov. 1 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Bob Dylan, Nov. 22 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Junior Boys, Oct. 7 at the Social

Ghost, Nov. 2 at Hard Rock Live

Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live

Taking Back Sunday, Oct. 8 at the Social

Fitz & the Tantrums, Nov. 5 at the Social

Sage Francis, Dec. 2 at the Social

Astronautalis, Oct. 10 at Will’s Pub

Elle King, Nov. 10 at House of Blues

Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live

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Outsider artist David Liebe Hart brings his trademark style of uneasy anti-humor to Orlando for an evening of comedy featuring a multimedia performance that combines music, puppets and videos. Most widely known for his roles on the Adult Swim shows Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and Check It Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Hart has gained attention in fringe comedy circles for his eccentric-yet-engaging brand of absurdist wit. The Orlando date of the tour is part of an extensive nationwide circuit alongside electronic musician Jonah “Th’ Mole” Mociun, with whom Hart recently collaborated to create some of his most experimental material to date. – Tyler Barney with the Crack Rock Opera, Reverend Argus Faux, Hypercube Laboratory | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

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Curses 5 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15.

Beemo, Pickens Ivey, Juicy Grooves, Jackson Rodgers, Anthony & Paige 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982.

Body//Talk: Case Work, Baby!

10 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $7.

Chris Rottmayer 8-11 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Cook Trio 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Guitarmageddon: Shy Singh, Dale Stephens, Chris Dupre 7:30 pm; Buchanan’s, 290 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; $10; 407-433-9830.

Jackal & Hyde, Infiniti 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; 407-504-7699.

A Lovely Crisis, Apache Resistance, Everred, Blindsound 7:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$10; 407-270-9104.

Masticator, Sons of Ragnar, Withering Earth, Key, Spik Metal 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; contact for price; 407-730-3999.

Motion City Soundtrack, A Great Big Pile of Leaves, Rozwell Kid 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Outcry, Hillsong Worship, Kari Jobe, Bethel Music 6 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $27.95-$47.95; 407-823-6006.

Panther Camp, Look Mexico, Mike Dunn 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

The Rollbacks 9 pm-midnight; Aloma Bowl, 2530 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-671-8675.

Run Raquel, Sweet Cambodia, Tears of a Tyrant 9 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS The 502s, Lauren Lester, Beemo 5 pm; Fiddler’s Green, 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-2050.

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The Adventures of Duane and Brando, Random Encounter, Under Polaris 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5; 407-332-9636.

Day6 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $132.25; 407-934-2583.

Govinda 8-11:30 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$30; 407-872-0066.

Alice Cooper 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $45-$725; 844-513-2014.

James Butler Wayne 6-8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-739-6948.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Trunkweed, Locochino, Donkng, RV 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Capstan, Firestarter, Bad Year, Limbs, Fort Misery, False Narrative 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

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Charades in the West Lobby: Andy Matchett & Friends 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Al Mirabella, David Yanik, Tourist Season, Doug Lowell 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations; 407-270-9104.

David Liebe Hart, Danny Feedback’s Crack Rock Opera, Reverend Faux and the Hypercube Lab 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Henrietta, Eastern Medicine, a Wolf in the City, Solaseria 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 321-245-7730.

Jazz Meets Motown Inc. 7-10 pm; Radisson Resort Orlando-Celebration, 2900 Parkway Blvd., Kissimmee; free; 407-747-7223.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Orlando Jazz Orchestra 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951.

Reggae Mondae featuring Hor!zon 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Robotman 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Melissa Brooks and the Aquadolls 6:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Pate, Folwell and Outlaw: Improvisations 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Straightjacket 6 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-872-0066.

THEATER Beach Party: The Musical!

Preview cabaret show.

Tuesday 7 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10.

The Big Meal Somewhere in America, in a typical suburban restaurant on a typical night, Sam and Nicole first meet. Sparks fly. ThursdayFriday, 8 pm, Saturday, 3 & 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25-$38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

Big River: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Musical adaptation of Mark Twain’s classic novel. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; St. Luke’s United Methodist Church, 4851 S. ApopkaVineland Road, Windermere; $12; 407-876-4991; st.lukes.org.

Godspell A small group of people help Jesus Christ tell different parables. Mondays, Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm, Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $12-$20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Reading Live reading of the new play. Donations collected for Pulse victims.

Saturday, 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

I Love My Wife Set in suburban New Jersey during the sexual revolution of the 1970s, two married couples contemplate adding some spice to their lives but only manage to get their toes wet. Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm;

Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Man of La Mancha In the volatile days of the Spanish Inquisition, the writer Miguel de Cervantes and his manservant make livings as tax collectors. Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$25; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com.

The Penis Talk Show An unprecedented look at male anatomy in which three anonymous, exposed men sit onstage telling stories and answering questions from the audience about their penises. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $25-$32; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a ten minute short to a full length work. Sunday, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com.

Proof A troubled young woman copes with the death of her brilliant mathematician father. Friday-Saturday, 8:30 pm; Art’s Sake Studio, 680 Clay St., Winter Park; $15; 407-629-4800; art-sake.com.

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Spamalot Tony Award-winning musical based on the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail with book and lyrics by Eric Idle. Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $23-$28; 386736-1500; athensdeland.com.

When Shadows Fall A groundbreaking first-person experience mashing up the worlds of theater and gaming. ThursdaysFridays, 7 pm, Saturdays, 3 & 8- pm, Sundays, 3; Penumbra, address given at time of purchase; $39-$159; 407-9655616; whenshadowsfall.com.

Wizard of Oz in Fairyland When the Wicked Witch of the North arrives in Fairytale Land, it messes up the Fairytale stories of Alice in Wonderland, Aladdin, and Snow White and the Evil Queen. Saturday, 1 & 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $37.03$42.36; drphillipscenter.org.

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com.

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Sunday, 7-9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$35; 323-965-5599; thesocial.org.

Dean Napolitano & Eugene Torres Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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The Funny Diva Show: Susan Saiger, Aniria FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz - Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407629-2665; eastorlando. bonkerzcomedy.com.

Rick Gutierrez Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $15-$17; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Roast Battle Head-to-head battle jokes from Orlando’s best comedians. Wednesday, 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Tommy O’ Neill, Rauce Padgett Standup comedy.

Friday-Saturday, 7 pm; Bonkerz - Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions. com.

Ultimate Storytime With Thomas Sanders Sanders performs as characters from his various social media platforms.

Inspire Orlando Artist Showcase A unique night of dance, art and music presented by local entertainment professionals. Thursday, 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $5 minimum donation; 407-4126895; thevenueorlando.com.

Rock Hard Revue A fully costumed and choreographed Vegas-style production featuring sexy male dancers.

Saturdays, 8 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $25; 407347-5035; rockhardrevue.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Artist Lecture: Noelle Mason Noelle Mason, winner of the 2016 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art, shares insights about her work. Saturday, 1-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

ArtLens Orlando Learn about marketing and selling your art. Saturday, 1-3 pm; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

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Confetti Exhibit of colorful art by Linda Saracino and Patricia Byron. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; free; 407-6746841; maxinesonshine.com.

Hello Basquiat Group tribute art show to Jean-Michel Basquiat. Opens Friday, 7-10 pm, through Oct. 8; Defined Enterprises, 279 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs; free.

On the Wing Art by Sarah Jane Rozman that focuses on songbirds. Thursday, 6:30 pm; The District at Mills 50, 1221 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-601-3363; facebook. com/thedistrictatmills50.

[MUSIC] Melissa Brooks and the Aquadolls Tuesday at Will’s Pub

Stitch ‘N Bitch Noelle Mason hosts a workshop where participants are encouraged to bring their in-progress needlework and enjoy casual conversation while they work. Saturday, 2-3:30 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK America the Beautiful Through Sept. 10; Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-2200; seminoleculturalarts.org.

Annual Local Artists Exhibit Tuesdays, Saturdays, 10 am-3 pm and Wednesdays, Thursdays, 11 am-7 pm; The Lake Mary Historical Museum, 158 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 407-585-1481; www.lakemaryhistory.org.

Art in Chambers: Paintings and Sculptures by Erik Groff Through Aug. 20; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

The Bond Through Saturday; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles

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Corpus Through Sept. 24; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Disarm Hate Through Sept. 3; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Displacement: Symbols and Journeys Through Sept. 4; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Endless Summer Through Aug. 27; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

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Extreme Perspective Through Sept. 4; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Faculty Focus 2016 Through Sept. 24; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Florida Prize in Contemporary Art 2016 Through Aug. 28; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

Layer by Layer Through Saturday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Life Drawing Wednesdays, 6:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $15; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

Miles G. Batt: Retrospective Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Form in Light Ongoing; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

Mount Dora Art Stroll Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org.

A Fractured Perspective Through Saturday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

My Friend: Eric Rohmann Through Oct. 30; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

The Heritage Collection Phase VIII: The Collins Family Through Sept. 3; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; hannibalsquareheritagecenter.org.

Philip Smallwood: Personages Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Implosion/Explosion Through Saturday; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753.

Intimacy With the Subject Through Sept. 23; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880.

Pop Art Prints Through Sept. 11; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

Progeny Through Aug. 25; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland

Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Sensory Overload Art Show Through Saturday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Summer Showcase Ongoing; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

Theresa Bernstein: An Early Modernist Through Oct. 9; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Untold Stories Through Sept.

4; Art & History Museums Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Walter Meigs: Transformations Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

EVENTS African American Chamber of Commerce Political Hob Nob Mingle with local, state and federal politicians running to represent Central Florida.

Thursday, 5:30-8 pm; The Ballroom at Church Street, 225 S. Garland Ave.; $25; 407420-4870; blackcommerce. chambermaster.com.

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Beer & Wine Stroll Get free samples of beer and wine as you browse the unique shops at Artegon. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Beer Dinner Four courses with beer pairings. Thursday, 7-9 pm; F&D Kitchen & Bar, 1541 International Parkway, Lake Mary; $40.

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Beer Dinner Four courses paired with beers from Coppertail Brewing Co. Vegetarian option available. Saturday, 6:308:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; $60; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Canine Memorial at Lake Baldwin Featuring live music, water lantern decorating and other activities, this floating tribute has helped hundreds of attendees as they come to terms with the loss of their canine companions. Saturday, 7-9:30 pm; Harbor Park, 4990 New Broad St.; free; 561-577-7050.

Cheers to Summer Party celebrating the end of the Adult Summer Reading program with games and snacks. Saturday, 11 am-1 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Chive at the Moon Drinks, music, prizes, a costume contest and a silent auction. Proceeds go to Chive Charities. Thursday, 8 pm; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; $50; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com.

Festival del Merengue A celebration of the music, food, art and culture of the Dominican Republic. Sunday, noon; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-381-5310.

Gaming for Orion Fundraising event for a 4-year-old with cancer. All money deposited in video games goes to the family. Wednesday, 5 pm; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; donations encouraged; 407-796-2522.

Harvest Grape Stomp A two-day outdoor event featuring grape stomping and award-winning Lakeridge Wines. Saturday, 10 am-5 pm, Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2 suggested donation; 800-768-9463.

Hourglass Brewery Fourth Anniversary Anniversary party featuring live music and specialty beers. Saturday, 11 am; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; various menu prices; 407-719-9874.

Julia Child Birthday Wine Dinner Eight-course dinner with wine pairings celebrating

the 104th birthday of chef Julia Child. Monday, 6:30 pm; Funky Monkey Wine Company, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $99; 407-418-9463.

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Old Hickory Steakhouse Wine Pairing Dinner A fine dining experience by Chef George Yiu and Torres Winery.

Complimentary valet parking. Thursday, 6:30-9 pm; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. Osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; $125; 407-586-1600.

Orlando Boat Show Discounted tickets will be available until August 11th. Friday-Saturday, 10 am-8 pm, Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $6-$8; 386-943-8383; orlandoboatshow.com.

Parking Day Orlando Design Workshop A night of learning about Parkind Day and brainstorming to improve Orlando’s public realm. Thursday, 7:45 pm; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith St.; free; 407-250-4888; flasla.org.

Pride Skate A night of roller disco to raise money for the OneOrlando Fund and the Zebra Coalition. Hosted by Miss Sammy. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $20-$25; 407834-9095; prideskate.com.

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Rioja wine. Thursday, 6:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; various menu prices; 407270-6300; swirlery.com.

Supper Club Monthly supper club with a six course communal tasting menu and wine pairings. Saturday, 6:30-8:30 pm; The Osprey Tavern, 4899 New Broad St.; $85; 407-9607700; ospreytavern.com.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Unpub Mini Try out a slew of unpublished tabletop games.

Saturday, 1-6 pm; Coliseum of Comics, Fashion Square Mall, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-228-1210; unpub.net.

Volunteer Fest Learn about volunteer opportunities in Orange County with Volunteers for Community Impact.

Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; Winter Park Community Center, 721 New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-298-4180.

Walk to End Alzheimer’s Kick-Off Party Kick-off party for the Alzheimer Association’s annual walk featuring refreshments and a silent auction.

Tuesday, 6-7:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 800-272-3900; act.alz.org.

Wine Dinner Five courses of off-menu dishes with Spanish wine pairings. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Tapa Toro, 8441 International Drive; $49; 407226-2929; tapatoro.restaurant.

World War II Commemoration Commemoration of the 71st anniversary of the end of World War II with a musical salute by Charles Haugabrooks, a USO show by the Orlando Big Band and a keynote address Lt. Gen. Mark Hertling. Thursday, 9:30-11 am; Winter Park Civic Center, 1050 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-599-2534.

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LEARNING Be Bear Aware Tips on coexisting with the Florida black bear. Presented by the Central Florida Zoo. Thursday, 7-8 pm; North Orange Library, 1211 E. Semoran Blvd., Apopka; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Cuisine Corner: Black Rooster Taqueria Food demonstration with chef John Calloway featuring Latin flavors. Sunday, 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Hand Painting Paper Class Create decorative painted papers for collages, scrapbooking, gift wrap, note cards and more.

Saturday, 11 am-2 pm; Sam Flax Art & Design Store, 1800 E. Colonial Drive; $35; 407-8989785; samflaxorlando.com.

Rescue Dog Care and Training Class Owner of South Orlando Dog Training Todd Campbell teaches a course on training for rescue dogs. Tuesday, 6:307:30 pm; Winter Garden Library, 805 E. Plant St., Winter Garden; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

CIVICS Congressional Candidate Community Conversation Congressional candidates from districts 7, 9 and 10 participate in a community conversation with voters. Tuesday, 5:30 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

Rally to End Hate Protest against Sen. Marco Rubio speaking at an anti-LGBT conference. Thursday, 11 am; Hyatt Regency Orlando, 9801 International Drive; free; eqfl.org.

LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays,

8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Ryler Dustin’s Farewell Reading The current writerin-residence delivers his farewell reading. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Jack Kerouac House, 1418 Clouser Ave.; free; kerouacproject.org.

Show, Tell, Write Share memories with the group, then participate in a guided writing prompt. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Infusion Tea, 1600 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-999-5255; infusionorlando.com.

The Verve to Serve Slam With Grizzy Hotz Competitive slam themed around those who serve. Thursday, 7 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

SPORTS 5k Run Running and walking for all ages and abilities.

Saturday, 7:30-9:30 am; Orlando Cultural Park, 530 E. Princeton St.; $33-$45; 407896-1160; trackshack.com.

RunYak Travel Country Outfitters presents the Sixth Annual Secret Lake RunYak. This family friendly event features two 2.3 K Runs and a 3K Paddle. Saturday, 7 am; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; $35; runyak.com.

War on Wall Street Athletes compete in various strength and endurance challenges while spectators cheer them on. Saturday, noon-8 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-8490471; thewaronwallst.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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Nehla (A356095) is a 2-year-old cutie who is looking for a home!

She was surrendered because her owner was moving and couldn’t take her with him.

Nehla is very laid-back and friendly. She has a mellow personality, and she just loves attention. Her favorite thing is to relax and be petted! Nehla is well-behaved, and she knows a few commands, such as how to walk on a leash and how to sit.

She seems to be housebroken and she is very obedient. Nehla was surrendered with Lilo (A356096), so they’d love to be adopted together if possible; however they would be fine being adopted on their own as well.

For the month of August, our Summer Splash adoption promotion is back. After selecting the perfect pet, adopters will be able to draw an adoption fee that will be reduced to $5, $10 or $15. The adoption fee includes sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip.

Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road, near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407-836-3111 or visit ocnetpets.

DEAR READERS: I’m on vacation for the next three weeks – but you won’t be reading old columns while I’m away. You’ll be getting a new column every week, all of them written by Dan Savage, none of them written by me.

Dan Savage is a sports writer and the assistant director of digital content for OrlandoMagic.com, and he will be answering your questions this week. Dan has covered six NBA finals and 10 NBA AllStar Games; he’s appeared on CBS, ESPN, NBA TV and First Take; and his writing has been published at ESPN.com, CBS. com, NBA.com and OrlandoMagic.com.

This is Dan’s first time giving sex-andrelationship advice.

“Other sports writers often tell me they enjoyed reading my latest column,” Dan Savage told me in an email, “but when they show me the article, it’s one of your sex-advice columns. The joke is going to be on them this time around when it’s actually my advice!”

I’m a straight guy in my 40s, and I’ve been with my wife for more than 20 years. I’m incredibly attracted to my wife. Recently, I’ve been a bit frustrated with us not having sex as frequently as I’d like. So I broached the subject with her. I tried to be easygoing about it, but maybe I fucked that up.

Basically, I told her that I fantasize about her daily and would like to have sex more often. I cited two examples of frustration. Two weeks ago, I came on to her and tried to initiate, but we had a dinner party to go to and she didn’t want to be late. One week ago, I was flirting with her but was rebuffed because we were going out to dinner and … she wanted to go to dinner more than fuck, I guess. I made my wife cry by bringing this up. End result is that she doesn’t want to fuck more than we already do, there’s nothing I can do to make sex more appealing for her, and it hurt her for me to bring the subject up at all. I dropped it, apologized and moved on. I don’t want to coerce her into anything (I want her to want me), so here we are. How can I communicate better in the future?

Using My Words Communication in any relationship is key.

On the basketball court, one of the first things young players are taught is to communicate effectively with their teammates.

They’re required to call out plays, offensive assignments and defensive rotations in order to prevent breakdowns and keep the system working smoothly.

In relationships, the same principles hold true. You have to be able to effectively communicate with your partner in order to keep both parties happy. And just like everything else in life, timing is everything.

First, I’d make sure you communicate your

needs at a time other than when you’ve just been rebuffed. You’re then likely to be less emotional, think more rationally and more effectively explain your needs without applying added pressure. Second, I’d try making your next move when other plans are not on the table. In both the examples you mention, UMW, the timing of your request appears to have been an issue for her.

Schedule some time for an intimate dinner at home or cap off an exciting evening out on the town with romantic advances. If she does not respond to your improved efforts, then she’s not being a good teammate. A successful relationship is when both members’ needs are met, not just one.

I’m a 36-year-old bisexual female. I’ve been dating my nice Midwestern boyfriend for about four and a half years. Within the first few dates, I brought up nonmonogamy.

I was pretty sure from past experiences that long-term monogamy wasn’t going to be for me. I get bored, I like attention and I love the chase. He was against it. I thought, OK, we have a lot of other positive stuff going for us and maybe he would reconsider in the future. I feel like I’ve lost a part of my sexual self – no adventures, no three-ways, I miss girls, etc.

I feel that what I want – newness, some kink he isn’t trained in, being with a girl, etc. – he can’t give me. So I brought up opening up the relationship again. My thought is I could get what I need/want and get my engine revving again, and hopefully bring that excitement and spark back to our relationship. He listens to your podcasts now, but he doesn’t think he could handle the idea of me with someone else. I don’t think I can handle the relationship as it is now, though, and this was my suggestion to try to make it stronger. I feel like I’ve already ended the relationship just by bringing this up. Are we doomed?

A Girl Has Needs I appreciate you having your boyfriend listen to my podcasts – oh wait, that was probably meant for the other Dan Savage. Never mind. My podcasts probably wouldn’t have helped with this issue.

Your question reminds me of a topic that’s currently top of mind in my profession: NBA free agency. In the basketball world, it’s the time of year when teams can go after the best available prospects not under contract and offer them a deal to join their team.

Organizations heavily vet these players, talking to their former teammates, coaches and others to make sure that their values match up. There’s nothing worse than being locked into a five-year guaranteed contract with a guy who doesn’t fit with your franchise.

Actually, on second thought, there is – getting married to a guy who doesn’t share the same relationship goals and values. orlandoweekly.com

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If your boyfriend is someone who has no interest in open relationships – and from all indications, he doesn’t – odds are he’s never going to be happy in that type of situation.

And if you’re never going to be happy with monogamy, then you need to find someone whose values match your own. Unfortunately, some people are destined to play man-to(wo)man, while others are more satisfied in a 2-3 zone.

I’ve been hooking up with a good friend for about a year. We’re both single, and he lives in another state but comes to town for work every month or two, and we usually hang out and have really great sex when he’s here. One of the things I’ve always admired about him is his eco-conscious lifestyle … which includes showering only about once a week to save water. His BO is pretty inoffensive (it’s actually a nice scent), but I find that most times we hook up, I get a raging UTI within a day or two. It’s happened enough times that I’m wondering if his infrequent washing could be allowing bacteria to live on his junk, causing my infections. Is that possible? Do I need to have a talk with him about washing more frequently/thoroughly?

Hurts To Pee The simple answer is yes, HTP. It’s great to have an eco-conscious lifestyle, but not at the expense of your urinary tract. If he cares about you as much as he does about the environment, then with a quick chat, he’ll probably focus a little more on his personal hygiene. Especially if you explain to him that the overuse of antibiotics (like the ones you may be taking for your UTIs) contributes to creating antibiotic-resistant bacteria, which can cause issues for the entire planet.

Follow Dan Savage, assistant director of digital content for OrlandoMagic.com, on Twitter @Dan_Savage.

On the Lovecast, Dan chats with twin, queer, heartthrob pop starsTegan and Sara: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on SEPTEMBER 5TH, 2016 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 2003 FORD VIN #1FAFP55283G227483. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids.

Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO: DP16-391 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.K. DOB: 02/20/2011, K.B. DOB: 05/04/2012, K.B. DOB: 12/25/2013, Minor Children.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:SHUMIA BARKER Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on October 17, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 11th day of July, 2016.

CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on August 26, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2009 Mitsubishi, Vin#JM1BJ222810438234; 2003 Cadillac, Vin#1G6DM57N930137028; 2000 Jaguar, Vin#SAJDA01C4YFL26059; 2004 Dodge, Vin#1B3EL46X44N177024; 2001 Ford, Vin#1FTYR14ED1TA56802; 1994 Honda, Vin#1HGCD5668RA078187; 2001 Chrysler, Vin#2C8GP64L41R175259; 2004 Acura, Vin#19UUA66274A007118; 2000 Chrysler, Vin#1C4GP54L6YB702593; 1996 Chevrolet, Vin#2GCEK19R3T1240000; 2000 Isuzu, Vin#4S2CK58W8Y4321077; 2003 Cadillac, Vin#1G6DM57NX30134901; 2000 GMC, Vin#1GTHG35R1Y1147635; 2000 Ford, Vin#1FAFP4048YF137623; 1994 Ford, Vin#FMDU32X2RUC53307; 1997 Ford, Vin#1FAFP10P3XW264996; 2002 Hyundai, Vin#KMHWF35H62A540230; 2009 Dodge, Vin#3D4GH67V29T536205; 2001 Toyota, Vin#JT3HN86R010356740; 2000 Nissan, Vin#JN1CA3107YT765023.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO: DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.C. DOB:03/31/2016 Minor Child.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Tony Gaines Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on October 17, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 11th day of July, 2016.

CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

1996 CHEVROLET VIN# 1GNFK16R9TJ418725 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on August 27th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

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The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County.

Item, Mfr., Location Found Cell Phone, 25th Street Cell Phone Alcatel, W Sand Lake Rd Cell Phone Alcatel, Rio Grande Cell Phone Galaxy, Alafaya Club Dr Cell Phone HTC, Florida Mall Ave Cell Phone LG, Mable Ave Cell Phone LG, Candle Berry Rd Cell Phone Motorola, Red Quill Ln Cell Phone Samsung, Orange Ave Cell Phone Samsung, Lake Underhill Cell Phone Samsung, Rose Garden Cell Phone Samsung, Candle Berry Rd Cell Phone Samsung, Florida Mall Ave Cell Phone Samsung, Story Rd Drone, Edenshire Cir Headphone Beats, Garwood Dr I Phone, Candle Berry Rd Laptop Compaq, Belvedere Rd Laptop HP, Mable Ave Laptop Toshiba, Mable Ave Ring, Story Rd US Currency, Sand Lake Rd US Currency, Yvonne St Watch, University Bv Watch Casio, Orange Ave Watch Fossil, Story Rd Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705.

For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 5pm

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/SHEA CASE NO: DP15-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: E.M. DOB 08/06/2015, Minor Child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Kaci Yvonne Kern Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on SEPTEMBER 28, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of August, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Kimberly Andre, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 45283, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE ACTION STATE OF FLORIDA, OFFICE OF FINANCIAL REGULATION 717 ENTERPRISE, INC., d/b/a EVA LOTTO & FOOD and MOHAMMAD KHAN Administrative Proceeding Docket No. 65775 717 Enterprise, Inc., d/b/a Eva Lotto & Food and Mohammad Khan, 717 North Hiawassee Road, Orlando, FL 32818 YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an Administrative Complaint (with Notice of Rights) has been filed against you by the State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, for failure to comply with certain requirements of Chapter 560, Florida Statutes. As such, your written defenses, if any, must be received at the address provided below by 5:00pm ET, on August 26, 2016. FAILURE TO RESPOND AS PRESCRIBED will result in a default entered against you regarding the allegations and penalties contained in the Administrative Complaint, including but not limited to an administrative fine imposed of 23,000. A copy of the Administrative Complaint may be obtained from, and your response must be filed with the Agency Clerk of the State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation as follows: GIGI HOLDER, Agency Clerk, State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, Post Office Box 8050, Tallahassee, FL 32314-8050, Email: Agency.Clerk@flofr. com, Tel: (850) 410-9889, Fax: (850) 410-9663. A copy of your response should be sent to: Pury Santiago, Assistant General Counsel, State of Florida, Office of Financial Regulation, 200 East Gaines Street, Suite 550, Tallahassee, FL 32399-0376, Tel: (850) 410-9887, Mo/day, mo/day, mo/day, mo/day.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR, ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE ESTATE OF: EDWARD C. DELLO RUSSO, Deceased.

CASE NO.: 2016-CP-1755 PROBATE DIVISION NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of EDWARD C. DELLO RUSSO, deceased, whose date of death was May 15, 2016, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is Aug. 10, 2016.

Attorney for Personal Representative: CIPPARONE & CIPPARONE, P.A., 1525 International Parkway, Suite 1071, Lake Mary, Florida 32746, Telephone: (321) 275-5914, Facsimile: (321) 275-5931, Personal Representative: /s/ EDWARD C. DELLO RUSSO, Jr., EDWARD C. DELLO RUSSO, JR., /s/ Paul C. Cipparone, Paul C. Cipparone, Florida Bar No.: 84084, PCipparone@ cipparonepa.com.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO: DP10-216 IN THE INTEREST OF: C.M. DOB 10/27/2009, Minor Child.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:ANDREA MARTINEZ Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on SEPTEMBER 1, 2016, at 9:15 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 20th day of July, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Crystal Mincey, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 89158, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: August 31st, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 8770191 #E298- Cynthia Rossi-Household items #A008-Hiram Marquez-Two

bedrooms, living room, kitchen #E331Deborah Wright-3- bedroom house #A029-Ruthie Williams-Household goods #E304-Yellitzabeth RamirezHousehold goods and furnishings 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 4450867 #04012 Angela Turner hsehold goods,etc; #08037 Wendy Martin hsehold goods ,etc; #02209 Gofery Butler clothing, computers, etc; #03022 Betuna Laplace hsehold goods, etc; #02060 Dwanda Evans hsehold goods ,etc; #06008 Wendy Martin hsehold furniture, items, etc; #02119 Idris Coleman hsehold furniture ,items etc; #02025 Lakisha Shaw hsehold, personal items; #08020 Jeffrey Tostes boxes, clothes etc; #07036 Clennon Everett hsehold items, etc; #06098 Alexis Lewis boxes of merchandise; #06030 Vanessa Sully hsehold furniture, items etc; 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #042 Laurie Kiner Household items ,# 202 Joan McPherson Household things,# 260 Randall Morrison household items ,#256 Olympia Riley Bedroom furniture, # 698 Gregory Peterson Sofas/household goods, #541 Victor Ezell Boxes, # 031 Mary Harris Household goods, #303 Christina Whipple furniture, # 804 Jennifer Nicholson furniture 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #762 – Eugenio Ma Ruffat – Household goods, #777 – Callisto Smith – Household goods ; #531 – Patricia Manigault – Sofa Set 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #2013 Kasheema Miller- 2 Infant beds Frames #2087 Joseph Dinicola- Armoire, Bags, Bed, Table, Mattress, Books, Clothes, Hand Tools, Desk. #2093 Kim ShepardChair, Computer/Monitor, Boxes, Office Desk, Office Chairs, Office Shelves # 2175 Kim Shepard- Dresser, Table, Boxes, Totes #3049 Edward BrownMicrowave, Bags, Boxes, 4 Tires, Christmas Tree #3149 James Grace- 3 Tires.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #523 Rolando Guevara – clothes, lighting, displays, electronics. #1320 Dhi Group LLC – paper and office equipment. #1327 Kendra Branker – household goods and furniture. #1352 Gary Macleod – air conditioning tools and furniture.

2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 #0227 Leonard Daniels - household goods, #0449 Michelle Hardin - Household items,# 2027 Erica Garcia - Household goods, #2033 Lili Smith-Household goods, 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 8181681 #3078 Robert Black- Household Goods #3047 Luis Bruzon- Furniture #2279 Candido Peralta Jr- Household Goods #3075 Kyle Ahrendt- Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 #1114 Chris EvensenHousehold Goods #2440 Anthony Hicks- Household Goods #2021 Luz Rivera- Household Goods #2440 Tanya Fleming- Household Items #2033 Wayne Tucker- Household Goods The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Legal, Public Notices In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only.

The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: AAAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 August 30th,2016 @9:30am:Nixyvette Benjamin Misc Bags, boxes and bins, Clothes and Picture, Christina BranthamA/C unit, Electric Wheelchair, Misc Totes and boxes, Mattress, Cristobal FloresCouch, TV, Chair, Dresser and Hutch, Franchesca OrtizDresser,Desk,,Clothes,Toys and Bags, Margaro DiazWasher,Microwave,Mattress,Bench and Tables, Elsa ReyesCouch, Loveseat, Bike, Toys and Boxes, Jeanine OrtizWet Vac, Toys,Kids Bed,Bike and Bed, Deborah S. GraziaplenaRefrigerator, Remote cars, TV and Washer and Dryer, Suehayde ColonToys, Bins, Basket, Clothes and Milk crate, Tyrone DensonBags and boxes, Marilyn DavisDesk and Mirror, Tanya Michelle KorrodiTotes ,table,pictures,lamp and books, Linda NettninCar seats, bedframe, toys, misc. boxes and bins, Jeanine F. OrtizWasher, table, bins, clothes and Bags, Carlos TorresTools,Crates,Shelf and boxes, Alisha M. SpotwoodPictures, Mattress, Toys, Misc. Boxes and bags, Miguel NegronChairs,Boxes,Mattresses,Guitar and Lamp, Maria TelloMattresses, Boxes, Dresser, Lamp, Bags, Clothes, Randall LeachBed, Changing Table,Misc.

Totes and Boxes, Kevin R. Rollins JrMattress,Clothes,Shoes and Boxes, Rebecca RamosTable, Dressers Bench, Lamps, Room Divider, Martha ColonBasket,Luggage,Clothes,Misc. Boxes and Bags AAAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 328392307 August 30th, 2015 @11:00AM Dinarie CorreaVaccum Cleaner,Floor Lamp, Clothes and Misc. Bags and Tubs, Ricardo VillalpandoDresser ,Table,Misc.

Boxes, Bags and Tubs, Joseph GomesChair, Dresser, Misc. Boxes,Bags and Tubs,Justin RobitailleBlower, Dresser, Dishwasher, Chairs, Misc.

Boxes and Bags, Louiza NestonMusical Equipment,Mens Bike,Truck Tool Boxes, Gas Can and Tote, Yadira RiveraDresser, 2 Grills,Bike,Animal Cage and Tubs, Gina JeanDresser, 2 End Tables, Coffee Table, Luggage and Boxes, Gerardo Angeles CorneJoMens Bike,Ladder,Luggage,Extension Cords and Tools, Christina L. VillariniVacuum Cleaner,Mattress,Dresser and Stand with DVDS, Jacquese KeyGirls Bike, TVCrib Bed and Misc. Boxes, Bags and Tubs.

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NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Palazzo Footwear LLC, of 4801 Washington Ave, Orlando, FL 32819, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Windermere Shoes It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Windermere Shoes” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 8/5/16

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, EASTSIDE BAPTIST CHURCH, of 1900 CONWAY GARDENS RD, ORLANDO FL 32806, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: OASIS It is the intent of the undersigned to register “OASIS” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 8/2/16

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: August 31st, 2016 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1098-Aubre A McMahon- household goods, #3033-Esther Dinza - furniture, boxes, #1003-Gerald Simons –clothing, boxes, #4005-Brandon Hughes- furniture,boxes, #2031-JoAnne Ivanoski –Household items, #4011-Michele Cooks- household items, #1083-Zinet Muedinihousehold goods, #3101-Jessica Graves-toys, clothes, #2022-Teresa Hemmings-, household items,clothes, #3047-Derek Walls-Household items, #2055-Venus Mcknight-Household items, #2016-Dwayne Boyd- household good, #2040-Ruby Modkins- Household items, #3108- Gerald Cuevas- Household items, #2050- ohn Childs- office supplies 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #720-Garvey Johnson-piano. cabinets #925-Micky Hollihan-household items, furniture #951-The car port specialists Inc- Home furnishings #450-Dalila Rhea-furniture #533-Patrick D Bailey-Store fixtures #114-Alison Dries-Household items #413-Astrid Rivero-Household items #644-Eric Maddox-Household items #1063-Luis Godoy-Household items #226- Valeska Alvarez-Household items #670-Mayra Melendez-Home items #424-Lakiethdien Williams-Home items #736- Nicole S. Doherty-Home items #909-Michael Stacy-Furniture #1121-Sherry AveryHousehold items 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 2125890 #7004-Pennington Tammy Rayburn- Household goods, #9001-Luis O. Lopez F-Household goods, #1260-ONE GMA- Household goods, #1320-Orr Cory- Household goods, #4007-Lion services- business goods, #1265-Kamille Gonzalez- Household goods, #4017-Alser Rosa Figueroa-house hold goods, #1515-Juan SantiagoHousehold goods, #1201 Gonzalez Mercado Maria de Lourdes- household goods, #1460-Deisiree Vazquez Ortiz- household goods, #1098-Richard Westerveld- Household goods, #7001 Ivan Perez- household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2002 Volkswagen VIN# 9BWDE61JX24049026 1998 Honda VIN# 1HGCG2257WA016374 2004 Dodge VIN# 1D7FL16K94S619681 2008 Ford VIN# 1FMEU63EX8UA35293 2003 Hyundai VIN# KMHDN45D43U556066 1987 Honda VIN# JHMBA3240HC018580 2013 Hyundai VIN# 5NPDH4AEXDH254822 2000 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZP1284YZ153459 1999 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG22K3XU573617 2003 Nissan VIN# 3N1CB51D13L795530 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on Aug. 24th, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO: DP16-391 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.K. DOB: 02/20/2011, K.B. DOB: 05/04/2012, K.B. DOB: 12/25/2013, Minor Children.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:CARLI JEAN Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on October 17, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 11th day of July, 2016.

CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax. Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities.

Storage locations are listed below.

All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods.

All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on September 1, 2016 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; O122 Ashley Davis $1095.47, L63 Wilfred Haralson $266.16, A08 Linda Claridy $484.48, U91 Daniel Rosario $347.96, E12 Andre Rodgers $874.67 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1249 Kemson Ramautar $1018.80, 1306 Stephanie Hickey $948.88 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1050 Jerrod Price $594.40, 1662 Maurice Kersaint $315.20, 2064 Tyler Meinhart $443.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Altamonte Springs, 598 W Semoran Blvd, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, B130 Oghogho Onokpise $971.20 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 2713 Oscar Morris $865.00, 1461 Carlyne Largent $347.00, 1407 Tony Goff $603.80, 1528 Mystery Room $1215.90, 2112 Betsy Montanze $368.40, 5084 Rachelle Packer $808.50, 1168 Mariana Michelena $658.60, 1250 Efran Banos $374.00, 2531 Karen King $413.75, 1203 Natasha Johnson $814.75, 1724 Eric Negron $387.00, 1310 Lakesha Boswell $413.75, 1128 James Stinogel $748.50, 1232 Terrance Cantrell $357.65, 1325 Lindsey Smith $734.75, 2595 Nicole Weatherbee $429.82 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 4031 Monae Garcia $648.10, 1113 Brandon Howard $552.15, 4174 Robert Steward $330.95.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/SHEA CASE NO: DP15-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: E.M. DOB 08/06/2015, Minor Child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Chase Morris Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on SEPTEMBER 28, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of August, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Kimberly Andre, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 45283, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 3177126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF SERVICE OF PROCESS BY PUBLICATION IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE DISTRICT COURT DIVISION: NORTH CAROLINA, ONSLOW COUNTY FILE NO: 16JT165 In Re: Jeffrey Francis Howard II, Elizabeth Brooks Reed, Petitioner vs. Jeffrey Francis Howard, Respondent TO: Jeffrey Francis Howard Take notice that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above entitled action. The nature of relief being sought is as follows: Termination of Parental Rights. You are required to make defense to such pleading not later than the 12th day of September, 2016, said date being 40 days from the first publication of this and upon your failure to do so the party seeking service against you will apply to the Court for the relief sought. This the 27th day of July, 2016 TIMOTHY R. OSWALT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, PLLC, Timothy R. Oswalt, Esq., Attorney for Plaintiff, 825 Gum Branch Rd., Ste. 131, Jacksonville, NC 28540, (910) 333-0224, State Bar No: 24450.

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Notice of Publication of Fictitious Name NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Network Access Consultants of Central Florida Inc., of P.O. Box 150760, Altamonte Springs FL, 32715, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: NAC Funding It is the intent of the undersigned to register “NAC Funding” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

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NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTIN OF COUCHES, BEDS, T ’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 25, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM: 0130 – P. HUNTER,0148 – M. ADDERLEY, 0153 – D.ENOCH,0206 – J.BUCHANA,0214 – A.JACKSON, 0249 – A.MITCHELL HONDA MOTORCYCLE — VIN: 1494, 0321 – M.WEAREN, 0340 – D.NIECE,0355 – H.RODRIQUEZ, 0414 – E.WHITE,0509 – D.WILLIAMS,0512 – S.BRADFORD,0623 – E.HANSHAW, 0706 – A.CAMERON, 0828 – L.RIVERA,0834 – G.JORDAN,0847 – A.STROUSE,09120 – G.MEDINA, 09128 – A.SORHAINDO, 0930 – C.COLLIE,0976 – J.ROSARIO,0986 – V.SINGLETON, 1015 – L.GRIMSLEY,1023 – R.LUNGIN, 1032 – K.MASSALINE, 1082 – N.LOMAX,1112 – G.RODRIGUEZ, 1117 – B.KOTILIS,1119 – M.FRYER,1144 – J.FERREIRA,1145 – A.LEBRON, 1268 – R.RUIZ,1316 – D.SPRAGUE,1340 – T.EDWARDS-WRIGHT 1313 45 TH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:15 AM: A111 – V.THOMAS,A114 – R.POLLACK, B260 – V.JOHNSON,B290 – G.ALEXIS, C317 – T.FERRIN,C324 – R.BENNETT, C327 – M.PASCAL,C381 – E.MATHIEU,D429 – E.REYES,D445 – R.BRUN,E503 – M.JEAN-BAPTISTE, E504 – T.BUTLER,E512 – L.BROWN,E546 – V.FELIX,G724 – K.HECTOR,H808 – S.JONES,H822 – J.PEREZ,J901 – N.HONORE,J905 – Q.CHANCE 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:30 AM: A122 – L.HOLDEN, A127 – J.KING,B212 – S.DAVIS,D425 – O.DOMINGUEZ, E511 – K.BLAZIER,G716 – K.OWENS,G732 – R.COUBA,H812 – M.ROBINSON, H831 - H. JONES,I903 – D. ROMERO,J013 – C.GUIDRY,J026 – L.HOLLOWAY,

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Employment Engineer: Siemens Power Generation Service Company seeks Field Service Engineer, Orlando, FL. Perform commissioning engineering for power generating equipment such as generators, steam turbines & large gas turbines in particular on gas turbines w/ silo or with annular combustion chambers. Required: Bachelor’s or foreign equiv in Mech & Controls Eng, Mechatronic Eng, or a related field, + 2 yrs of exp in Turbo Generator Service Projects.

Prior exp must include: knowledge & experience in calibration & adjustment of control devices, such as electro hydraulic converters (EHC) for gas turbines with silo combustors, Inlet Guide Vanes, Variable Guide Vanes, Pumps, Pressure Transmitters, Pressure Switches, Thermocouples, Servo Control Valves, Pneumatic Control Valves & Motorized Control Valves; knowledge & exp w/ commissioning of auxiliaries systems such as Gas Fuel Control System, Liquid Fuel Control System, Lube Oil Control System, Steam Control System, Cooling Systems, Supervisory Elements Protective System & Turbo Generators Control Systems Technologies (Hardware & Software); performing inspections as fact finder during maintenance standstills of turbo Generation components such as Compressors, Silo Combustor Chambers, Annular Combustor Chambers equipped w/ Metal & Ceramic Heat Shields, Dry Low / Ultra Low NOx Burners, Hybrid / Dual Fuel burners & rotor alignments. Approx 90% domestic/international travel req.

Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc., 3850 Quadrangle Blvd., MS: HRS-144, Orlando, FL 32817. Please reference BS/LF. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently.

Hospitalist (Orlando) Provide direct medical care and treatment of patients in a hospital setting. Clinical exams, diagnosis, formulate of treatment plans, order tests, arrange specialty care, conduct daily inpatient rounds. Hours 7 days on followed by 7 days off ; rotating days and nights. MD, completion of Internal Medicine or Family Medicine residency, board eligibility with American Board of Internal Medicine or American Board of Family Medicine and license to practice medicine in the State of Florida required. Send resume and salary requirements to j.gorman@cfhp.md

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Logistics: Siemens Energy, Inc. seeks Material Logistics Specialist, Orlando, FL. Develop logistics & transportation plans in advance of shipping activities for the complete scope of large Steam Turbine projects that includes Domestic & International shipments. Req: Bachelor’s* in Business Admin or a related field (or foreign equiv) + 5 yrs of exp in the job offered or in an acceptable alternate occupation. Prior exp must include: in depth knowledge of domestic & international logistic regulations & safety standards; solid knowledge of the onshore logistics of complex heavy haul transportation & execution; in depth knowledge of the reqs regarding the preparation of & execution of all the various transportation modes (air, ocean, rail); solid knowledge of various domestic & international documents used in regards to transportations & import/export; solid knowledge & exp in regards to the Incoterms rules & definitions; knowledge of the HPE preservation & packing requirements; SAP; & proficient skills using Microsoft Excel, Word & Power Point. *Employer will accept a three-year degree or a combination of degrees or diplomas as meeting the Bachelor’s req. Approx 20% domestic & international travel req. Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc., 3850 Quadrangle Blvd., MS: HRS-144, Orlando, FL 32817. Please reference BS/JS. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently.

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NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTIN OF COUCHES, BEDS, T ’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON AUGUST 26, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807.

ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1217 – V.VAIDYA, 1423 –J. PINIERO, 1530 – P.GILSON, 1539 – C.NAZARIO, 1801 –L. DEL VALLE, 2064 –G. BENITEZ, 2069 – M.VIVALDI, 2110 – A.RIVERA, 2165 – S.MCKENZIE, 2223 –T. BLAKE, 2306 – M.NEGRON, (MAGGIE) 2413 – S.ABDUL MUNTAQIM, 2357 – M.MAHONEY. 1701 DYER BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:10 AM: 0009 – P.BURNS, 0011 – J.RODRIGUEZ, 0031 – W.QUINTANA, 0073 – R.RAMOS, 0110 – M.COAKLEY, 0169 – B.WILLIAMS, 1016 – E.CARBONE, 2009 – C.GIBSON, 2027 – R.ESPINALES, 2034 – C.MONTES, 2056 – L.GONZALEZ, 2092 – S.HALL, 2116 – C.GAFFNEY, 2119 – A.ALEJANDRO, 4019 – F.MEDINA, 4025 – J.ORTIZ, 5010 – R.PENA, 5013 – M.ALCAZAR, 6007 – L.NEVERETTE, 6020 –R. HANSEN, 6032 – H.JAFREE, 6037 –S. PENCILLE, 6136 – R.AVILES, 6137 – C.REYES, 6151 –S. MEDINA, 6166 – C.THOMPSON, 6216 –J. BURNS, 6222 – T.YEAGER, 8015 – C.MONTES, 8029 – J.OROZCO, 8049 –K. RIVERA, 8066 – A.RAMOS, 8081 – M.DELGADO, 8083 – A.DAVIS. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:20 AM: 1019 – V.WILLIAMS, 1055 –C.TELLIER, 1064 – R.TORRES, 11001 –C. RIVERA, 11013 –A. HUTSON, 12022 –A. ARANGO, 1219 – V.WILLIAMS, 12406 – B.WILSON, 1255 – V.PALFEREZ, 312 –J. SHACKELFORD, 392 –S. PRIMROSE, 394 – G.BRIGHAM, 407 – J.MERCADO, 610 – J.RICE, 691 –R. LOPEZ, 806 – D.NOEDEL, 915 –R. SEONATH,504 – A.LEAF. 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 8:30 AM: 030 – .HONETOR, 042 ED’S ENTERPRISE INC. 042 – E.GINEL LUGO, 720 – PULSIPHER, 422- C.ACEVEDO JR. 037 – C.CHIARO, 051 – A.CARAGOL, 078 – A.ORTIZ, 091 –J. SHER, 1004 – P.ALMANZAR, 204 – B.COWART, 233 – W.MILLS, 311 – V.BARRETOBURGOS, 337 – H.LOCKE, 345 – A.BRONSON, 500 – J.LIPSCOMB, 536 – R.RIVERA, 854 – J.LEE, 869 – D.BRUNELLE, 882 –H. HIGGS. 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 8:40 AM: 01110 – J.ABU, 01115 – N.ARROYO, 01139 – M.AGUASVIVAS, 02139 – A.RIVERA, 02427 – L.LANIER, 02623 –O. GISCA, 04119 – M.CINTRON, 04128 – A.SANTOS, 04133 – J.GONZALEZ, 04402 – J.VERDEJO LABOY, 04410 –J. RUBIO, 05121 – G.AVILES, ARELY, 05162 – J.DIAZ, 05223 – A.TORRES, 05343 – R.MAISONET RIVERA, 05346 – A.KELLY, 04126 – TRI CITY ELECTRIC, 04126 – D.R.SHEETS, 05243 – P.HOUSTON. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:00 AM: 0160 – L.ROBLES, 0190 – O.TRIBICHE, 0215 – P.ROJAS, 0251 – P.ROJAS, 1045 – D.MONTES, 2010 – S.PARDILLA, 2016 – J.REX, 3033 – M.BERNABE, 4006 – J.ROSAMBERT, 5021 – C.OSORIO, 6002 – L.MORGAN, 7083 – K.OTERO MARTINEZ, 7139 – S.GONZALEZ, 1024 –M. ROJAS. 8149 AIRCENTER CT – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:15 AM: 1003 –A. SABIA,1133 – D.ROSE,1168 –

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