Orlando Weekly April 20, 2016

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Love is in the air Medical marijuana will be back on the ballot this fall, but one thing’s different this time around – the opposition seems to have gone up in smoke.

by Monivette Cordeiro, page 9

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Gov. Scott: No. 1 TRAP Queen This law is useless (“Florida’s latest anti-abortion law snares women and clinics in ever-tighter restrictions,” April 13). It does not improve the health of women in the state. Abortion is a safe and legal medical procedure. This waiting period is an unnecessary barrier to care. The only thing it does is allow the Repugnant-cans and moral police to pat themselves on the back and feel morally superior.

Audrey Leihser, via Facebook Another law made by a man with no concept of women’s plights. The AA law is the most ridiculous thing I have ever known.

It’s not fair, and it’s treating women as second-class citizens.

Paul O’Neil, via Facebook

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Putting another nail in the coffin of public schools

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25 Girl power … sorta

Florida Fish and Wildlife wants to hold another black bear hunt; Rick Scott vetoes controversial alimony bill

The Hunstman: Winter’s War embodies all sorts of opposites, all at once

6 This Modern World 9 Love is in the air Medical marijuana will be back on the ballot this fall, but one thing’s different this time – the opposition seems to have gone up in smoke

arts & culture 14 Last looks Closing soon, Women of Vision at OMA tells a profound and focused story of global humanity

17 Live Active Cultures What’s it really like to work in the weed business?

We talk to someone who knows firsthand

food & drink 19 Taking root Flavor runs deep as the Sanctum sets a new standard for meat- and gluten-free meals in Mills 50

19 Tip Jar Se7en Bites plans a move, Hubbly Bubbly expands into downtown, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

21 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

25 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

26 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: Compadres and Elvis & Nixon

music 29 One plus one Legends Herbie Hancock and Wayne Shorter are still pushing jazz forward

29 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

31 This Little Underground Florida Music Festival doubles down on its free price tag, jerks talk over Hiss Golden Messenger and EMEFE’s genre-obliterating fusion makes them hard to write about

CALENDAR 34 Selections 36 The Week 37 Down the Road

There is a major flaw in the fact that well-performing schools get a bump in funds while the poor-performing schools have funding cut (“Rick Scott signs bill allowing parents to transfer kids to any public school,” April 15). How are students supposed to succeed if you’re taking away funds that keep textbooks in the class and sports equipment maintained? Everyone wants the choice to send their kid to a “better” school. Maybe we should worry about making all our schools successful, or at least give them the tools to succeed.

Leila Ellie Bowen, via Facebook It puts families who rely on buses at a disadvantage, because how will their children get to a school that is farther away?

Certainly the state is not going to pay for more bus routes to serve these students, and they’ll say it’s because the students voluntarily elected to go to that school.

If this policy works, it will just perpetuate the reputation some schools have as being a good or a bad school, undermining the efforts of administrators and teachers who have struggled to turn certain schools around into “better” programs.

Christina Csensich, via Facebook

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Florida Fish and Wildlife wants to hold another bear hunt

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espite last year’s massive public outcry against Florida’s statewide black bear hunt, the Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission is considering another hunt.

In March, wildlife officials said the black bear population was “robust” and growing, and scientific surveys estimated the population to be around 4,350 bears, with 2,000 cubs bred each year in Florida.

“We’re having more bears born and surviving than are dying,” says Thomas Eason, the commission’s director of habitat and species conservation. “For a large carnivore like a black bear, these are pretty substantial growth rates that we’re seeing.”

The News Service of Florida reports Commission chairman Brian Yablonski directed staff last week to prepare a discussion for the FWC’s June meeting about how the hunt could be managed.

Yablonski tells NSF that Florida

Administrative Code includes an outline for an annual bear hunt, and it’s up to the FWC to set quota numbers.

“There is a process of how the hunt is set up, what the quota objectives are,” Yablonski said during an FWC meeting in Jupiter, according to NSF. “There’s a ton of options out there.”

Last year, the October hunt set a harvest objective of 320 bears based on an estimated bear population of over 3,000 bears. The FWC sold 3,778 permits to Floridians at $100 and out-of-state hunters at $300. Although the hunt was supposed to last a week, it ended early after hunters killed more than 300 bears in 48 hours.

Before last year’s hunt, the FWC received 40,000 calls and messages from people around the state, with about 75 percent of those messages urging commissioners to vote against bringing back the bear hunt. – Monivette Cordeiro

Rick Scott vetoes controversial alimony bill

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ov. Rick Scott vetoed a controversial measure last week that would have overhauled Florida’s alimony laws.

The bill would have altered the way courts determine alimony by giving judges guidelines to decide alimony payments, limiting the duration of alimony to recipients, and eliminating “lifetime” alimony. The bill also eliminated guidelines for marriages that lasted more than 20 years, encouraged judges to equalize the income of former spouses and urged judges to presume during childcustody arrangements that both parents should get equal custody.

Last week, both supporters and opponents of the bill descended on Tallahassee in an attempt to influence Scott. The News Service of Florida reports that Scott focused on the child-custody aspect of the bill for his veto.

“Current law directs a judge to consider the needs and interests of the children first when determining a parenting plan and time-sharing schedule,” Scott’s veto

letter says, according to NSF. “This bill has the potential to upend that policy in favor of putting the wants of a parent before the child’s best interest by creating a premise of equal time-sharing. Our judges must consider each family’s unique situation and abilities and put the best interests of the child above all else.”

Previously, Orlando Weekly had reported that the Florida Bar Association’s Family Law section, which helped craft the bill, began to oppose it after some troubling provisions were added on, specifically the child-care provision that urges 50-50 custody.

“It’s very frustrating, because the section worked very hard on the alimony piece, and really does want it to pass,” says Tom Sasser, former chairman of the section. “But it also feels very strongly about children. The No. 1 rule in the family court system is children come first. So [the Family Law section of the bar] is willing to fight its own alimony legislation to protect the best interests of children.” – MC orlandoweekly.com

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are being scammed. ... They are taking advantage of your compassion.”

Critics called Judd’s methods “scare tactics.” Those tactics may have inspired fear in some Floridians, because Amendment 2 failed. It received the support of the majority of voters, 58 percent, but failed to garner the 60 percent of votes it needed to become law.

Morgan vowed to bring medical marijuana back on the 2016 November ballot, and earlier this year, United for Care announced it had collected more than the required 683,149 signatures for Amendment 2 to go before Florida voters a second time.

But this time the opposition to medical marijuana has been quiet, almost nonexistent, says Ben Pollara, campaign manager for United for Care. Tallahassee lawmakers had a change of heart regarding medical marijuana this session, and lawmakers in some cities, including Orlando, have proposed changes to legal citations regarding recreational marijuana.

“We’ve basically had the opportunity to do another draft and tightened it up a bit,” he says. “We’ve changed some things based on perception and what our opponents and the Florida Supreme Court said.”

Pollara says Amendment 2 now lists PTSD along with cancer, glaucoma, epilepsy, HIV, AIDS, ALS, Crohn’s disease, Parkinson’s disease and multiple sclerosis under “debilitating medical conditions,” as well as medical conditions “of the same kind or class as or comparable to those enumerated, and for which a physician believes that the medical use of marijuana would likely outweigh the potential health risks for a patient,” he says.

Amendment 2 also contains new language on parental consent for minors seeking medical marijuana. Pollara says it was “intellectually dishonest” when opponents claimed physicians would give minors marijuana without parental consent, but they decided to add a clause

anyway that requires physicians to obtain written consent from a parent. Caregivers would have to qualify and register with the Florida Department of Health, and the amendment allows the department to limit the number of patients a caregiver can serve.

“When our amendment went to the Florida Supreme Court last time, they filed nearly 3,000 pages of legal briefs against it,” Pollara says. “This time there’s literally zero opposition. The Supreme Court put us unanimously on the ballot.”

The money trail seems to prove this.

So far this year, the Drug Free Florida Committee has only received a $1,000 contribution from one person, according to Florida Division of Elections records.

People United for Medical Marijuana, the group associated with United for Care, received almost $240,000 in the first three months of 2016.

“I think we’re going to win,” Pollara says. “Serving sick and suffering people has been the core of this campaign.”

The FSA hasn’t taken an official position on the amendment. In February, the organization passed a resolution saying that the legalization of marijuana would “be contrary to the interests of the public health, safety and welfare,” but also that the Florida Legislature should be “the exclusive forum to initiate and make appropriate changes to laws related to the legalization of medical marijuana.”

Additionally, Flagler County Sheriff Jim Manfre voiced his support for medical marijuana based on its therapeutic properties.

“Individual sheriffs have the right to tell the public whether they support or oppose a constitutional amendment,” says FSA spokesman Adam Montgomery in an email. “FSA will continue to work with its partners to educate the public about the harms of drug use, and sheriffs can inform citizens about their position on constitutional amendments that will be before the voters in this fall.”

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The normally outspoken Sheriff Grady Judd hasn’t come out and said publicly what he thinks of Amendment 2 this time around.

“Sheriff Judd was the president of the Florida Sheriffs Association in 2014, when the so-called ‘medical marijuana’ constitutional amendment was proposed,” says Donna Wood, spokeswoman for the Polk County Sheriff’s Office, in an email. “He helped lead a successful statewide coalition against the amendment – and the amendment failed. The Sheriff’s term as the FSA president is over and he is not leading a statewide opposition to this year’s amendment. However, he believes now, as he did then, that marijuana is not a medicine.”

While the fight to pass Amendment 2 continues, there have been other developments in the legalization of medical marijuana that reflect changing attitudes at the state level. The Florida Legislature passed a measure this year that expands a 2014 law that legalized non-euphoric strains of marijuana. House Bill 307 allows terminally ill patients to have access to drugs, including full-strength marijuana, that haven’t been approved for general use by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Although the 2014 law allowed five nurseries to grow marijuana for the entire state, administrative issues and lawsuits over licensing have bogged down the process. San Felasco Nurseries in Gainesville became the sixth dispensing organization after an administrative judge ruled in February that state officials wrongly rejected the nursery’s application. Under HB 307, dispensing organizations that won legal challenges can also get licenses to start growing both low-THC and fullstrength medical marijuana.

Lawmakers’ attitudes on recreational marijuana are also changing, but legal reform has been limited to cities and counties. On Monday, Orlando’s City Council voted 4-3 to approve an ordinance that would decriminalize the possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana, making it a violation of city code and giving officers the option to issue civil citations. There will be a second reading of the ordinance at the council’s next meeting May 9.

Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer announced last week that the civil penalties for possessing small amounts of marijuana could range from a $50 fine to a mandated court hearing, depending on the classification of the violation. The proposed measure follows similar laws that passed in Tampa and Volusia County.

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criminal justice system for possessing a small amount of marijuana,” Dyer said at a press conference. “With an arrest record, it becomes more challenging for them to get a job, join the military or get financial aid for continuing their education. … This change in policy will help us protect the futures of our young people.”

Stephen Hegarty, spokesman for the Tampa Police Department, says the department believed the penalties for possessing small amounts of pot were harsher than the offense.

“The majority of City Council agreed that sometimes someone makes a mistake in judgment,” he says. “We’re not condoning illegal drug use and we’re not looking the other way. This was a way to provide a second [or] third chance for people without them having a criminal record that could affect future job prospects.”

Like the proposed ordinance in Orlando, the Tampa law only allows people to receive a civil citation for marijuana possession if it’s not tied to any other crime, and officers can use their discretion in deciding who gets a citation. Hegarty says some people have the misconception that the citation program works like a traffic ticket.

“It’s not a brief encounter and can make for an inconvenient night,” he says. “They can search your car and sometimes put you in handcuffs while they run tests on the marijuana.”

Matt Morgan, son of John Morgan, called Orlando’s move a “great step in the right direction,” and even if those efforts don’t provide access to medical marijuana, it can be a relief to patients who’ve been purchasing weed illegally for themselves or their children.

“What this does is send a message to Florida that there are people out there who need this medicine,” he says. “It also sends the message that if you are in an unfortunate event where you make a mistake and are caught with a small amount of marijuana that you shouldn’t be jailed for it. You should be given a second chance.”

Matt Morgan says he’s optimistic that opponents of Amendment 2 will endorse it in this election cycle because of the changes they’ve made.

“We need to do everything we can to support ‘Yes on 2’ and pass that amendment in November,” he says. “The stigma of marijuana use before our first campaign was initiated was much different than it is now. Among Floridians, there is a more accepted perception of marijuana at this point in time, and I think gradually over time we keep getting to a point where the majority of Floridians are ready for legal medical marijuana.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Last looks Closing soon, Women of Vision at Orlando Museum of Art tells a profound and focused story of global humanity

BY RICHARD R EEP Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment through April 24 | Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-4231 | omart.org | $10

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ar, abuse, restrictions, poverty and maternal mortality are the common lot of women around the globe. But in the privileged West, many women are able to pursue the fight for equality rather than simply struggle to survive. This sharp contrast is brought to bear in an intriguing show at Orlando Museum of Art of work by 11 female photographers for National Geographic. They exhibit images ranging from landscapes to leopards, but the show’s underlying theme is the storyline of contemporary women in the world. Women of Vision will be seen at OMA for just another few days – if you haven’t already seen it, this weekend is your last chance.

The presentation of this traveling exhibition is impressive, constituting a journey in itself. The photographers are treated as subjects themselves in the installation, with large portraits hanging from banners, biographies printed on decorative metal panels and lighted pylons marking each woman’s segment of the show. One wonders if the bit of glamour given these photographers would be bestowed on male photographers, or is their feminine identity accented for a purpose in this show, to contrast against so much of their subject matter?

Erika Larsen “Sami Mourns Loss of Two Reindeer That Starved After Locking Horns in a Fight”

Kitra Cahana “Man in a Trance Leaping Through Fire”

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PHOTO BY MARK THIESSEN/NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC THE 11 AWARD-WINNING FEMALE PHOTOJOURNALISTS WHO ARE FEATURED IN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC’S EXHIBITION “WOMEN OF VISION: NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PHOTOGRAPHERS ON ASSIGNMENT,” FROM LEFT: ERIKA LARSEN, KITRA CAHANA, JODI COBB, AMY TOENSING, CAROLYN DRAKE, BEVERLY JOUBERT, STEPHANIE SINCLAIR, DIANE COOK, LYNN JOHNSON, MAGGIE STEBER AND LYNSEY ADDARIO.

Beverly Joubert “Lessons of the Hunt, 2007”

Maggie Steber “Madje Steber, the Photographer’s Mother, Florida Nursing Facility”

The viewer’s experience begins with work by Jodi Cobb and Stephanie Sinclair, photos seeking the meaning of beauty, as well as the meaning of love. Cobb’s camera finds theatrical artifice in Venice, defiantly staring mudmen in New Guinea, lusty teens sweating on a Cancun beach. Sinclair looks deeply into individual identity, documenting child brides in Yemen and polygamists in Utah. Each photographer’s eye brings a strange dignity to these scenes.

Works by Amy Toensing, Beverly Joubert and Diane Cook occupy the gallery’s center.

Toensing’s intimate portraits of individual women are juxtaposed with Joubert’s wild Africa: Equally intimate is a haunting closeup of the unnerving green eyes of a leopard she followed from birth through adulthood.

Cook’s urban landscapes cool things down and bring out a contrasting beauty. In photos of Manhattan’s High Line, for example, or the green garden roof on Chicago’s City Hall, Cook’s rich shadows soften the harsh city angles and carry an optimism about them.

Kitra Cahana and Maggie Steber are paired and featured in two fascinating light boxes near the rear of the museum. Cahana follows Austin teenagers’ helter-skelter journey to adulthood in a series called Teenage Brain. Compared to Cahana’s bemused documentation, Steber delves deep into the psyche in her portraits of people in Nepal, Dubai, Afghanistan and here at home. orlandoweekly.com

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The last rooms in the museum plunge one into a more disturbing, less contemplative world. Lynn Johnson and Lynsey Addario do not hold back, leaving disturbing images of Zambian animal trackers, Indian lepers and burqua-clad Afghani mothers to linger in the viewer’s mind. Erika Larsen and Carolyn Drake complete the viewer’s tour. Drake’s overhead photo of a young girl lying flat on the floor, a Mongolian shaman’s hand on her stomach, is oddly familiar yet remote from our Western experience, while Larsen’s portraits of brightly costumed American Indian girls and Samí reindeer herders end things with a (mostly) happy lift.

In a series of interviews, a short film presents the photographers discussing their work. National Geographic protects their “field time,” maximizing the photographers’ autonomy to develop an extraordinary depth in their projects. The magazine has always had an earnestness about it; no photographic tricks or art for art’s sake here. (One hopes the magazine will retain its rigor under new owner Rupert Murdoch.) The straight-up documentary style can seem severe, but out of it has come a deeper library of wisdom about the world.

In any case, this provocative exhibit takes the viewer into intimate contact with our worldwide sisterhood, and helps write a story of contemporary women that is refreshing, profound and focused. arts@orlandoweekly.com

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What’s it really like to work in the weed business? We talk to someone who knows firsthand A recent visit to Nevada opened my eyes to the world of legal weed, something that still feels far in the future for Florida (check out our legislative update on page 9). So to celebrate 4/20 – and with the irresistible temptation of this week’s April 20 issue date – I sat down with a local expert on the subject. This Central Florida small business owner (who remains anonymous for obvious reasons) is also involved with an Oregon cannabis cultivation operation. He/ she/it shared insider opinions on the new industry.

Warnings for potential investors:

“No. 1, it’s illegal [under federal law]. You have the potential to lose everything in a night. The federal government can shut people down and arrest people based on not following the state laws to the T, because they trump the state. That is the scary thing that has held an incredible amount of money back.

“Most of the people who invest in marijuana right now are gambling. I would Getting into the weed biz: “I don’t smoke marijuana. I have smoked recommend it to people who have an it, but I never really liked it. But I have a lot appetite for some risk and the foresight to of friends who do [and] who have had their understand it’s not your typical investment.” lives turned upside down; arrested, jail time. Moving the money around: As people I knew got in trouble, my advice “The state of Oregon’s banking system would be ‘Get the hell out of Florida.’ is the most progressive in the nation. Not “A couple of people took me up on that only have the regulations started catching advice and moved to Oregon. Now there up with what the banks’ practices are, but is a small expatriate group of Orlando guys local banks have been very accommodataround Portland. They got into medical ing. Producers can go in and deposit money, marijuana before it became recreational, leases can be paid, re-investments in equipgrowing for patients to buy the medicine. ment, payroll, all those things.

“It’s come a long way from an investor Right when the chatter started about it going recreational, that’s when I got involved, standpoint.” because it seemed like a viable business The trouble with taxes: model. Portland is one of the most liberal “Under Code 280-E, you can’t deduct the cities in the country, so it seemed like a natu- expenses [from income taxes], so now a lot ral to get involved from a business aspect.” of the businesses are a lot less profitable than they could be. The state is taxing you Working with weed: “A lot of people’s assumptions are wrong. between 17 and 20 percent. The gross is It’s not easy work. It’s not as profitable as there, so you can pay people good salaries, everyone thinks. It has a distinct allure to it but after everything is said and done it that’s not real. It’s a living like everything doesn’t make a lot of money. The feds just else. There are opportunities right now want their tax money. A lot of people are still because it’s hot and growing. It’s entirely thinking of marijuana as being in the days supply and demand, and because of that you of the shady transactions, driving money across state lines. But there are legitimate have to be a good business person.

“I like it because America was built on operating business being taxed by everyone the farmer-patriot. It seemed like honest with their hand out.” work: growing the marijuana, making sure Black market strikes back: that it’s organic and that care is put into it.”

“It’s taxed so much that there’s still a

black market, but there aren’t ‘drug deals’ like we think of in Florida. Everybody’s growing it for their personal use, and you have these tiny transactions back and forth, because if you go to a dispensary you’re paying 20 percent state tax and the markup.

And you have ‘tax tourists’ coming down from Washington because Washington taxes it higher.

“Florida could learn lessons from Oregon as opposed to Washington and Colorado.

There’s not much of a black market in Oregon because it’s very open. The licenses aren’t limited, like in Colorado and Washington.”

Medical marijuana and Florida’s future:

“One has to accept that medical marijuana is a necessary first step. It muddies the waters, and by the time it’s made recreational here it will probably be declassified as a drug. I think it will take a long time for Florida to get to that point, because it’s ironically conservative on a lot of things.

“I think it will be a state monopoly [in Florida]; the way it will be regulated won’t allow competition.

“I don’t know if I’d even want to be involved in growing in Florida. I think I would just be happy with opening up a little dispensary.”

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Reefer madness:

“In my experiences in Denver and Portland, I don’t see [damage caused by pot]. I see drunk douchebags bumping into people. You see people coming out of dispensaries and smoking, they’re polite.

They’re nice, they’re quiet, they don’t even engage. I’ve never seen two guys stoned start a fistfight, but we still have drunk people getting out their guns and starting fights every night.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

Bad As’s sandwich, the food truck specializing in over-the-top sammies, will move into the Se7en Bites Bake Shop building when it relocates to its new space in mid-to-late June. After the move, chef-owner Trina GregoryPropst says, the new Se7en Bites menu will have an expanded selection of savory Southern fare and even more “scrumptious sweets.”

As part of Earth Day festivities, and to celebrate the Rusty Spoon’s five-year anniversary, chefs Kathleen Blake and Melissa Kelly (of Primo) host a multicourse Earth Day dinner Friday, April 22.

Cost is $95. More info at facebook.com/ therustyspoon.

Christner’s Prime Steak & Lobster pairs up with Napa Valley’s Grgich Hills Estate for a fine wine dinner Saturday, April 23. Cost is $130; call 407-645-4443 for reservations.

Shiva salad at the Sanctum

Taking root Flavor runs deep as the Sanctum sets a new standard for meat- and gluten-free meals in Mills 50

BY FAIYAZ KARA THE SANCTUM 715 N. Ferncreek Ave. | 407-757-0346 | thesanctumcafe.com | $$

PHOTO BY ROB BARTLETT

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od only knows the sort of gastronomic wizardry taking place in the sanctum sanctorum of the Sanctum, “the most badass plant-based restaurant Orlando has ever seen,” according to owner Chelsie Savage, but she and her culinary conjurers have managed the rare feat of luring not just dedicated vegans and flesh-weary meat-eaters but, in the case of yours truly and this review, a run-on sentence. Words alone, no matter the number in continuous succession, couldn’t do this inviting little eatery justice, but that doesn’t mean I won’t try.

Those who frequented the space when it was the Blissful Café will recognize the Sanctum as a step up. Savage, a yoga instructor and holistic health coach, takes a sort of power of positive cooking approach in her kitchen with an emphasis on what she calls “good for you” food. But the green bowls, grain bowls and pasta bowls are just as plain good as they are good for you.

While dairy and wheat are available, we kept things to a plant-based minimum on one visit by starting off with a No. 4 ($7), a smoothie with banana, pear, kale, cinnamon and almond butter blended with hemp milk (60 cents extra). It made for a friggin’ delish start, as did a juice ($10) of beets, apples, cucumbers and ginger punctuated with a greensy finish.

Roasted chickpeas in the kale Caesar ($11) had me wondering why I stopped eating spicy chana – it was my fave snack as a kid. The crunch of peas, the pop of quinoa gracing leafy kale like grainy dew,and the briny kick of sea-vegetable (instead of sea-animal) Caesar dressing made quite an impression. Avocado ($2 extra), slivered onions and roasted rosemary potatoes added to a salad that was anything but one-dimensional. For a hyperlocal version, Fleet Farming greens can be substituted into any salad for an extra 50 cents.

By the way, reading the ingredients of a dish on the menu doesn’t necessarily preclude a pleasant surprise. “I didn’t know there were Brussels sprouts and sweet potatoes in that,” my dining partner declared after sampling the boldly favored

“Southern Comfort” grain bowl ($13.50) of brown rice, quinoa and black beans anointed with a lentil-miso “gravy” and curried peanut dressing. Dig deep, people, and the flavor nuggets shall be revealed (as well as horribly dry and crumbly tempeh; not my favorite).

Faults in the “Mo’Rockin Bowl” ($13), thankfully, were nonexistent. Roasted cauliflower reddened with harissa provides a piquant base to the salad bowl, but chunky cubes of beets, candied walnuts and sultanas add just the right amount of sweetness.

While the DiPaolo “pasta” bowl ($14.50) comprises zucchini noodles and shells fashioned from brown rice, it doesn’t make the dish any less confortante, especially with the addition of crimini mushrooms, crispy polenta, tempeh-walnut “meetballs” and cashew cream sauce.

The inviting bar at the front of the restaurant is an ideal place to enjoy a properly poured espresso ($2) or a stimulating spiced chai ($4.25). Pair your hot beverage with a delightful brownie-macaroon mashup called a “macarooni” ($3.35) or a beet bar ($4.50) baked with brown rice syrup, coconut milk, raisins and chocolate, if your sweet tooth needs some love.

Savage and her team deftly disprove the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless, but, more importantly, they believe they can change how the restaurant-going public thinks about healthy food. It’s a credo the ecoconscious folks at the Sanctum hold sacred. fkara@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Make Monday stand out at SushiPop’s Kaiseki Dinner April 25, featuring an eight-course offering by chef Chau Trinh with whiskey pairings. Buy tickets ($125) and check out the menu on their “Whiskey Kaiseki” Facebook event page.

Break out the fancy hats and mint juleps!

PB&G at the Four Seasons Resort invites guests to a Kentucky Derby viewing party Saturday, May 7. Wear a derby hat and get 10 percent off your bill.

OPENINGS Red Mug Diner is officially open for business, serving 24 hours a day in downtown Orlando … And speaking of downtown, Hubbly Bubbly Falafel Shop will open a second location this fall on the corner of Orange Avenue and Washington Street in the CBD …

The College Park outpost of Armando’s Cucina Italiana & Pizzeria is hoping to open its doors this week. Fingers crossed … Loudmouth Burgers is now open on John Young Parkway in the former Whataburger location … King Bao, the steamed-bun stop that took over the old Raphsodic Bakery space on Mills Avenue, inches ever closer to opening; the paper is now off the windows … Look for Sodo Sushi & Grill to move into the old OLV Café space later this spring … Viet-Nomz Pho & Street Fare opens this summer in East Orlando near Full Sail University.

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Black Rooster Taqueria Tacos at this Mills 50 taqueria are as corpulent as they are carefully and authentically constructed, be it with bracing epazote in the vegetarian taco, pickled chile poblano and Oaxaca cheese in the beef-and-bacon asada, or earthy achiote in the pork taco. A texturally brilliant kale salad is out of the norm, but well worth ordering, as is a stew of beef shoulder achiote with aji panca.

Most of chef John Calloway’s creations will gratify, and his desserts – tres leches and chocolate-chipotle flan – will leave a lasting impression. Closed Mondays. 1323 N. Mills Ave., 407-601-0994; $$

Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House The high-end chophouse scene got a little beefier when Del Frisco’s returned to the city with its colossal, two-story Double Eagle steakhouse. Wet-aged USDA Prime steaks are the specialty, and you’ll feel your wallet crimp with every pricey bite, be it the 22-ounce bone-in ribeye or the wagyu tomahawk chop. Fanny Bay and Dabob oysters make delightful starters, while light and fluffy banana bread pudding makes the ideal capper. Wine lovers will rejoice in the 1,300 labels offered. Dinner only. 9150 International Drive, 407-351-5074; $$$$

Metro Diner Comfort food chain replicates an old-timey diner with its checkerboard floor, counter seating and Depression-era feel. Breakfast (served all day) is the main draw, with griddled items like the nutty waffle and croissant French toast being highlights.

Hamburger steak and eggs suffered from an unfortunate dryness; the mandible-testing Pittsburgh sandwich with pastrami and fried egg fared much better. Open daily.

985 N. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, 407-917-8997; $$

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albeit well-executed, pan-Asian eats. Rock shrimp tempura, braised black cod, duck ramen and arresting Peking duck wow, and spicy yellowtail rolls and ethereal otoro are wonderful. Pairing meals with potent potables is easy here: plenty of sakes, beers and wine from which to choose.

Reservations are recommended, though the second-floor Forbidden Lounge is a draw for the walk-up diner. Disney Springs, 1600 E. Buena Vista Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6686; $$$$

Market on South Vegan fare: It’s not just for vegans anymore, as this gathering ground for herbivores and omnivores alike demonstrates. In the mornings, lines run out the door for Valhalla Bakery’s delicious doughnuts, while visitors chow down on Dixie Dharma’s victuals – tasty tacos, BBQ pulled jackfruit and Georgia peach sloppy joes, for example – day and night. Humble Bumble kombuchas are also offered, as are Quantum Leap wines and rotating draft beers. Open daily. 2603 E. South St., 407-613-5968; $$

Urbain 40 French Colonial brasserie with a swing-era vibe is a stunner, and the high price you’ll pay is well worth the wallet crimp. Chef Jean-Stephane Poinard’s mushroomy crêpe urbain is reflective of native Lyonnaise cuisine, but stellar bouillabaise and duck three ways showcase his regional chops.

Pastry chef Amanda McFall does no wrong, be it macarons, truffles, tortes or potent baba au rhum. 8000 Via Dellagio Way, 407-872-2640; $$$$

KrungThep Tea Time The interior of the Thai teahouse and sandwich joint has a stark, yet soothing, simplicity. While the Siamese cuisine is reduced to sandwiches and salads, don’t underestimate their flavorsome bites. The chicken gra-prow will be on your regular sandwich rotation, as will the marinated beef sammie with tangy and peppery “jaaw sauce.” Brick toast, like the “ka-ti” with condensed milk, coconut ice cream, honey and crushed peanuts, is a must, as are the plethora of teas, offered hot or cold. Open daily. 1050 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-733-3561; $

Tabla Cuisine After an extensive renovation, a new menu and some new personnel in the kitchen, this revamped Indian restaurant hasn’t missed a beat. It’s added a few, in fact, in the form of Chinese and Thai dishes. Skip tamarind-sweetened pad Thai, and opt instead for stellar gobi Manchurian and lemon-coriander soup. Kebabs, be they lamb, chicken or otherwise, are some of the best in town. Desserts can be hit or miss. Closed Mondays. 5827 Caravan Court, 407-248-9400; $$ ■

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FILM LISTINGS Anime Nite Orlando: Metropolis A night of anime from the godfather of anime and manga, Osamu Tezuka, including his reinterpretation of Fritz Lang’s pioneering sci-fi opus. Thursday, 8 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-894-4494; bikkurisushi.com.

The Bridge A documentary exploration of the mythic beauty of the Golden Gate Bridge, the most popular suicide destination in the world, and those drawn by its call. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Cult Classics: The Getaway Doc McCoy (Steve McQueen) has been granted parole.

The catch is that the Sheriff expects a small favor from McCoy for his generosity: robbing another bank. Directed

by Sam Peckinpah. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Emily Blunt and Charlize Theron in The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Girl power … sorta The Huntsman: Winter’s War embodies all sorts of opposites, all at once

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t’s a prequel and a sequel! It’s full of girl power and reflexive lady-hating! It’s a parody mashup of Lord of the Rings with Frozen, and it’s a longform conceptual fashion shoot! The Huntsman: Winter’s War is all these things and more, and sometimes less.

It’s a story about the horror of child soldiers, minus the horror. It’s a love-conquers-all story with almost no genuine emotional content at all. It’s a comedy without any actual humor. It’s a movie in which, at the finale, the endlessly nonsensical narrator will sum up his word salad with “Some fairy tales do come true,” and we have no idea what the hell he could be referring to.

The best thing about 2012’s not-verygood Snow White and the Huntsman was Charlize Theron’s evil queen Ravenna. Not even Ravenna so much as the suggestion of her backstory, which was hinted at as being rather tragic and moving and, boy, if only we knew what had made her so nasty, we might be sympathetic to her. So when the trailers for Huntsman informed us

that we were in for “the story before Snow White,” I figured that would at least involve a smidge of Ravenna’s coming-of-witch. But it doesn’t. (It’s rarely a good idea to watch trailers. The ones for this movie are simultaneously hugely misleading and way too revealing, spoiling a thing that the film does not reveal until close to the end. At least this is consistent with the movie’s ethos of being all sorts of opposites all at once.)

Ravenna is already evil as Winter’s War opens, and then she isn’t in the rest of the film much anyway, except for one big showdown sequence with her sorcerous ice-queen sister Freya (Emily Blunt) that calls to mind a fancy fantasy perfume advertisement. This is mostly the tale of the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) and mostly it takes place after the events of Snow White … and even ultimately negates much of what we learned in that film, which will surely piss off whatever trufans the first movie has. The Huntsman gets a name here – Eric – because it turns out there are lots of Huntsmen: They are Freya’s army, children stolen from subjects in her farnorthern realm and turned into warriors.

This is how she mourns the baby she lost, because, really, what other option does she have? (The narrator, who sounds an awful

lot like Liam Neeson, informs us that “if she could not raise a child, she would raise an army,” which perhaps sounds OK on paper – though I doubt it – but is absolutely absurd when spoken.) Also, Freya is magic and can make things frosty just by touching them and lives in an ice castle; the cold never bothered her anyway. Eric was one of Freya’s child soldiers – he turned out remarkably well-adjusted for having been trained to kill from a young age and hey, wait a minute, that isn’t even anywhere near what huntsman means ….

It’s really not worth getting worked up about that, because very little of this movie makes sense on even the most basic level, and – again with the opposites – the most lucid bits are the ones we don’t even see.

Like how Snow White accidentally discovers in an upsetting way that Ravenna’s magic mirror is, like, totally the One Ring to Rule Them All or something. We don’t witness this, of course, because Kristen Stewart has not returned for this movie. So someone just tells us about this unpleasant event. (But it was really bad, promise. You would have loved how scary it was, seriously.) Freya wants the mirror, and Eric is determined to stop her from getting it, because “whoever gets the mirror will be unstoppable” even though this is clearly not the case. (Ravenna had it and she wasn’t unstoppable.) He and another escaped Huntsman, Sara (Jessica Chastain), will find the mirror and take it to somewhere called Sanctuary, because it’ll be safe there. Where or what is Sanctuary? Is it like Rivendell? We have no idea. <Deep breath> Let it go. <exhale> film@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Peanut Butter Matinee: The Goonies When Mikey stumbles across a treasure map to the famous One-Eyed Willy’s fortune, he brings along his brother and their friends on an epic pirate adventure. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Shakespeare Film Festival Celebrate William Shakespeare’s 400th birthday by viewing film adaptations of his work.

Thursday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Free screening of the latest Star War. Friday, 7 pm; Reflecting Pond, University of Central Florida; free.

TCM Big Screen Classics: On the Waterfront Go behind the scenes with exclusive commentary from Turner Classic Movies host Robert Osborne that illustrates how this movie, which was filmed in only 36 days, made such a long-lasting cultural impact.

Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Which Way Home A documentary that highlights the struggles of child migrants from Mexico and Central America who risk everything to make it to the U.S. riding atop freight trains. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Whip It Enjoy flights of Barrymore wine paired with gourmet popcorn while you watch Drew Barrymore’s film about roller derby players. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $10; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.

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Compadres One of the things I’m hoping for this year is that the sensible public’s reaction of horror to Trumpism will inspire greater efforts at international understanding among people of good will. Basically, I’m counting on the vicious pillorying of Mexicans to make more Americans interested in what actually goes on in that country and that culture. For instance, take a movie like Compadres, a bilingual Mexican-American production that includes a whole bunch of fascinating elements not immediately recognizable to us gringos. There’s a cop jailed for a crime he did not commit. And an underworld kingpin who’s the target of said cop’s revenge. And a 17-year-old computer hacker who’s the key to it all. Hey, hold on, Pancho – I can only take in so much unfamiliar input at one time. (Adding to the overall sense of disorientation, Kevin Pollak plays a character named “Tex.”) Released last month in Mexico, the film has already made its way here. You know, just like Mexicans! (NR) Elvis & Nixon With every year that goes by, we get just a little more confirmation that Dick

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Nixon was every bit as loathsome as we had always assumed. The most recent evidence was a revelation about Nixon’s war on drugs: That PR initiative, White House lackey John Ehrlichman had admitted in his later years, was simply a pretext for marginalizing the black and hippie communities Nixon despised. No wonder the Dickster was so eager to conscript none other than Elvis Presley into the fight when the king of rock & roll showed up at the White House one day in 1970, eager to volunteer his services in getting dope off the streets. Elvis, now universally recognized as a pill-head, had his own ulterior motives: According to Priscilla Presley, he was trying to secure a government badge that he thought would help him confiscate plenty of contraband for his own use. We’ll see how much of this gets covered in Elvis & Nixon, a historical drama about one of the most bizarre meetings in Oval Office history. Kevin Spacey plays Nixon, keeping that whole House of Cards thing going. As for the casting of Michael “General Zod” Shannon as Elvis ... well, just take it as proof that drugs are with us even to this day. (R)

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1+1 Legends Herbie Hancock and Wayne Shorter are still pushing jazz forward

BY MATT GORNEY HERBIE HANCOCK AND WAYNE SHORTER 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, April 20 | Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 407-839-0119 | drphillipscenter.org | $55

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t’s a genuine get for the Dr. Phillips booking folks to land one of the two Herbie Hancock and Wayne Shorter concerts leading up to their appearance at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.

Whoever sealed this deal should have license to strike an Amy Cuddy Power Pose at their desk. The power pose is warranted: Operating in the genre that nets just 1 to 3 percent of online music sales, Hancock and Shorter have Q Score ratings with the general populace that break through the low-sales ceiling.

Hancock and Shorter’s 1970s work lays claim to two of the three fusion jazzera albums certified platinum in the U.S. – Hancock with Headhunters (1973) and Shorter with Weather Report’s Heavy Weather (1977). Headhunters was catchy funk where Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew (the

third of that platinum trio) was an inner trip for heads. Shorter can also lay claim to playing on the catchiest-ever fusion melody – Weather Report’s “Birdland” – an electrified, synth-driven riff on the ebullience of 1940s New York jazz. Later, Hancock sold the electro-funk and turntable scratching of black radio and clubs to Middle American cable viewers when the “Rockit” video was one of MTV’s early evolutionary moments.

But getting popular wasn’t a straight line.

At the age of 23, Herbie Hancock joined the Miles Davis Quintet in 1963 on the back of an apprenticeship under hard bop trumpeter Donald Byrd and after releasing an extremely sure-footed Blue Note Records debut, Takin’ Off. Then, straight out of the Art Blakey’s Jazz Messengers training camp in 1964, Wayne Shorter secured the Quintet’s saxophonist post for the next five years, the final notch in their cosmic tumbler.

The Miles Davis Quintet remade the boundaries of the jazz quintet format. This grouping undid mainstream jazz from the inside in a way that the more pugilistic

free jazz movement would never approach.

Looking over live concerts by the group, defined compositional material moves sideways into beguiling classical cadenzas and rollercoaster rhythmic pulsations before mystically emerging as the downbeat of another unscripted tune. Davis allowed his subordinates to drive these experiments, and the venerable trumpeter emerged from that band renewed as a creator.

Mention Hancock or Shorter to professional musicians and it’s a “Be Like Mike” moment. Comments carve through the duo’s enduring success and move along to quantifying how Hancock and Shorter have operated as elders of the form (even as very young men) for more than 50 years.

How does Herbie Hancock continuously and extemporaneously invent but never feel rushed or become trapped in a dead end? Local pianist-keyboardist Derrick Harvin hears blues, classical techniques and bebop’s derring-do confidently merged.

Harvin points to Hancock’s first solo album as evidence: “At 22 years of age, he seemed to be ahead of his time. His playing on the Takin’ Off recordings is simply mature and sophisticated,” he says. “The deeper Herbie goes into his solos, he continues to establish motifs, while his harmonic possibilities seems endless. … Graceful dissonance is what comes to mind when I hear Herbie’s works.”

If Ken Burns’ Jazz series is your point of reference to this American art form, you’ll see the jazz saxophonist role as wearing 1) a tailored suit and 2) locking others into a sophisticated dance of machismo-driven improvisational combat. Wayne Shorter’s arrival as a composer and reed player kept the sense of bebop’s unknowing turns but shattered the importance of aggression and conquest. Orlando saxophonist Danny Jordan says of Shorter, “In an era where we’ve focused on how well you operate an instrument, Wayne eschewed that.

“It’s truly transcendent … he’s not afraid to express the totality of human experience in an era of conformity,” Jordan continues, before adding with an acid tinge, “At a [current-day] jazz convention, they would say he has bad tone, bad time and bad ideas.”

When we spoke to him on the phone, Brooklyn composer-drummer Harris Eisenstadt made a series of Shorter motif-like observations in reviewing the compositions: “Everybody wants some of that, like a particular kind of Buddhism …

Abstraction and lyricism combined … He’s not a chameleon, he’s just Wayne.”

If you hear the duo at the Dr. Phillips Center, there will probably be a few musicians in your immediate proximity. Ask them why they are there. music@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Leisure Chief & Robotman For those who still want to rage after the evening’s earlier Hancock/Shorter concert, there’s this bill of locals doing interpretations of the legends’ classic work.

10 p.m. Wednesday, April 20, at Tanqueray’s, free

Symphony Under the Stars Get comfy on a blanket while the UCF Symphony Orchestra plays a night concert outdoors at the Reflecting Pond? I’m sorry, that’s just impossibly idyllic.

8 p.m. Thursday, April 21, at the UCF Reflecting Pond, free

Crazy Bag Lady This young Savannah band is on some deathtrip kicks, with a frontman channeling both Gene Vincent and Darby Crash. Wha?!

11 p.m. Friday, April 22, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Orlando Overdrive Bullies, jocks, Ogre, you’re too late.

Orlando has a huge, thriving nerd music scene and on Saturday, eight of the finest will be showing off their cross-genre chops.

Perfect primer.

4 p.m. Saturday, April 23, at Backbooth, $10

Heavy Drag Miami quartet headlines an official Levitation Fest pre-party (dunno why it’s here, but good fest); their sound is cavernous and delirious, like early U.K. shoegaze.

8 p.m. Sunday, April 24, at Will’s Pub, $5

Hurray for the Riff Raff Alynda Lee Segarra’s Hurray for the Riff Raff are reclaiming various folk and roots songforms from the land of Prairie Home Companion and adding a li’l grit and grime.

9 p.m. Monday, April 25, at the Social, $15$20

Chris Isaak Though he’s best known for “Wicked Game” (hell of a song though) and a TV comedy, Isaak and his music are aging surprisingly well, giving off distinct Orbison vibes.

8 p.m. Tuesday, April 26, at Hard Rock Live, $30-$60

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This week, the 16th annual

Florida Music Festival (April 21-23, various venues) takes over downtown like it does every year. But the old festival is sort of new again. And, unfortunately, I’m still not sure everyone realizes it. Beginning with the 2015 edition, the veteran event made a major – and majorly needed – recalibration by shifting its focus back to discovering unsigned talent (instead of washed-up headliners) and making all shows free. Last year, this game-changing news came only two weeks before opening night. Consequently, not enough people took advantage of the windfall. Hopefully, that changes this year.

What’s more, FMF has invited TLU to curate a stage once again. And, of course, it rules. See our Selections picks this week (print readers: page 34-35) for full details.

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There’s nothing especially sexy about Los Angeles band Dawes. Sure, there’s a good bit of current interest in slightly indie updates of soft folk-rock, but it’s not like it’s going to spark an orgy or anything.

In defiance of that seeming nonstarter, however, they managed to really own the night at their recent Orlando show (April 12, the Social) with a patient, full-bodied radiance.

More soulful glow than rock & roll flash and dazzle, their sound is all about space, a very particular and golden one. And with songs that are wide, reclined and awash in amber West Coast rays, Dawes occupy that space with impressive warmth and plenitude. Even in the absence of edge or angle, their size, presence and melody lifted the full house without any hint of, or need for, strain. The California dreaming

More people there would’ve been impressed with Hiss Golden Messenger had they reserved their dumb, loud socializing for the stage changeover.

of Dawes is far less about incision as it is about envelopment. And that smooth, easy wind has a pretty undeniable way of surrounding and carrying you away for a while.

Although perhaps just as gentle and soul-stroking, North Carolina opener Hiss Golden Messenger – a band currently on respected indie label Merge Records – comes from a very different place, closer to the fringe. Their alternative take on folk and country music rolled out with an interesting leftward lean, using the relative sparseness of a trio of acoustic, electric and bass guitar to explore some intriguing expression and juxtaposition.

And I’m pretty sure more people there would’ve been impressed had they reserved their dumb, loud socializing for the stage changeover.

Because the basic rundown on what they do immediately shades them long before the verdict is delivered, New York City’s EMEFE (April 11, Will’s Pub) is one of those bands that presents an expository dilemma. In theory, their wildly inclusive mash of pop, Afrobeat, funk, rock, soul and electronic looks suspiciously fusion. I just shivered writing that. And

it is, technically. But unlike the daffy fruit salad that usually comes of such magpie tendencies, EMEFE’s groove-based progressive pop sound is a synthesized vision beyond the sum of its parts.

Formed notably by drummer-singer Miles Arntzen – who’s a member of the legendary Antibalas and Will Butler’s band (of Arcade Fire) – EMEFE is the kind of genre-insubordinate band that’s good to see but terrible to write about because their gestalt evades easy language.

In their Orlando debut, they came as a full, dynamic and highly percussive sextet.

With a modern Talking Heads-esque boldness in style blending, EMEFE kept their many ingredients and explorations in a consistently forward line with a little dazzle, a lot of skill and total bodymoving intent.

Opening was Island Science, a local synthpop act produced by Dromes, the electronic alter ego of multi-genre talent Chandler Strang (Saskatchewan, Case Work). Suspended in dreamy, feminine and minimalist atmosphere, their music – which sounds like the xx minus the sex and laser focus – has potential. Unfortunately, the live setting doesn’t yet flatter them.

With the exception of decent singing, their stage show was rough, rudimentary and tentative. A general live rule for electronic acts like this is that a little stagecraft (fog, lighting, costumes, anything) goes a long way, especially for nascent groups still developing live chops like Island Science. All they need to do is allow some of the considerable visual flair they’ve demonstrated elsewhere in their presentation to spill onto the stage. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

The city’s largest and longest-running music festival has again invited Orlando Weekly music column This Little Underground to be a guest curator. For the third year in a row, the TLU showcase takes over the Social with a fresh selection of vetted homegrown acts worthy of more attention than they’ve received. In the headlining spot this year is the sweet grit of garage-soul act the Sh-Booms, who’ve made the most turbo reboot in recent memory with mighty new frontwoman Brenda Radney and are currently one of Orlando’s best bands to discover – and now, rediscover. Reverist is an indie-pop act whose skyscraping synths and gigantic melodies are as prime for breakout as it gets. Panther Camp earns their spot by doing anthem punk the right way: soaring, strong and straight down the line. The union of noted MC Jorok and pure songbird Kristen Warren, Project Eden is the kind of peanut-butter-and-chocolate magic you hope for when hip-hop and soul get together. And Mike Dunn is an esteemed veteran who’s recently gotten back in the game to reclaim his own rootsrock crown. Together, they’re a cross-section of Orlando music that deserves some more ears. And what’s that, Scrooge? Oh, yeah, it’s FREE. – Bao Le-Huu with the Sh-Booms, Mike Dunn, Project Eden, Reverist, Panther Camp | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. ran e e.

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Emeril Lagasse EVENTS

Wednesday, 20 LITERARY

“The first time I drank piss was on a fire escape overlooking downtown Los Angeles” – that’s the first line of NOFX: The Hepatitis Bathtub and Other Stories, and it’s a pretty good precursor for what the rest of this book holds. NOFX, formed in 1983 by Fat Mike, Eric Melvin, Erik “Stinky” Sandin and Aaron “El Hefe” Abeyta, is arguably one of the most influential punk rock bands ever to come out of SoCal, and in the past three decades of touring, they’ve collected a trove of stories about fetishes, murder, suicide, addiction, poor eating habits and more than one anecdote about pee. If you want to hear more tales of debauchery from the horse’s mouth, NOFX is coming to Orlando for a book signing for Bookmark It at East End Market, perhaps the most unlikely pairing of artist and venue since last week’s Kronos Quartet concert in the Villages. Book purchase is required for admission, but be warned: They’re signing books only – no records, no body parts, no catheter bags. – Monivette Cordeiro 7-9 p.m. | East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive | bookmarkitorlando.com | $22.99

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The NOFX Hepatitis Bathtub Book Tour

Skip the Food Network reruns for a night and come out to see one of the country’s first celebrity chefs work his culinary magic in person. Learn the tricks of the trade from Mr. BAM! himself, Emeril Lagasse, as the master chef cooks up classic New Orleans recipes from his new book, Essential Emeril.

Audience members can ask this world-renowned chef, restaurateur and television personality questions during a live Q&A with Emeril and local food celeb John Rivers of 4 Rivers Smokehouse, making it the perfect time to get a pro tip on how to spruce up your green-bean casserole recipe. Stick around after the presentation and Emeril will sign your copy of his latest cookbook, which is actually pretty BAM! – Deanna Ferrante

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Not that any form of cancer is a walk in a park, but ovarian cancer is particularly insidious. The disease is the No. 1 killer out of all types of gynecological cancer, partly because early detection is so rare. The most common point at which it’s diagnosed is Stage 3, at which point the five-year survival rate is a mere 39 percent. In an effort to increase awareness, encourage women to get screened and raise money for research, some of the luminaries of the local scene are putting on a benefit show at Will’s Pub. Retro garage rockers the Woolly Bushmen are joined by the Knick-Knacks, the Welzeins (who are also donating the proceeds from the first 50 copies of their new EP sold that night), Thee Wilt Chamberlain and Zap Dragon & the Attack. The lineup is pretty strong, even though we count only one pair of ovaries on the bill (shout-out to Knick-Knacks frontwoman Jacie Madison’s reproductive system), which should make for a good turnout for a good cause, but save some cash for the silent auction, with prizes from plenty of local bars, venues and restaurants. – Thaddeus McCollum

The Third Coast International Audio Festival curates recorded stories from around the world and gets them out to as many people as possible. Think NPR’s StoryCorps, but a little more global. The organization puts together a weekly radio show, “Re:sound,” on WBEZ Chicago (also the home station of your mom’s favorite quiz show, “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me”), along with a weekly podcast, but this is the first time they’re bringing their live Filmless Festival event to anywhere outside of Chicagoland. Over two days, Scott Carrier, Sarah Geis and Maya Goldberg-Safir – a trio with at least one more Peabody Award than any other trio you know – present their Podcast Therapy workshop, in which audience members describe their problems and are prescribed specific podcasts to help them out; screen curated audio works from around the world accompanied by custom animation in Scott Carrier’s Writing on the Stall presentation; and even teach you how to start your own podcast if you have an idea but no clue where to start. It’s just the kind of weekend that might serve as the beginning of your own story. – TM

OvaryAct, Orlando!

Filmless Festival Orlando

with the Woolly Bushmen, the Knick-Knacks, the Welzeins, Zap Dragon & the Attack, Thee Wilt Chamberlain | 8:30 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10 suggested donation

6 and 8 p.m. Saturday, 10 a.m. Sunday | The Gallery at Avalon Island, 37 S. Magnolia Ave. | thirdcoastfestival.org | $12-$50

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Mozart’s Impresario and Poulenc’s Les Mamelles de Tirésias

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The newly rechristened Opera Orlando, in its days as Florida Opera Theatre, set a precedent of presenting lesser-known and sometimes more challenging operas – a very welcome precedent – but even for them, this latest production is a stretch.

Poulenc’s surrealist opera Les Mamelles de Tirésias tells the tale of a woman who tires of her life of drudgery and pregnancy – so she becomes a man, removes her breasts (they’re balloons!) and watches them float away. Her husband, whom she has forced to dress as a woman, is concerned about the future of humanity, so he figures out how to bear children and produces more than 40,000 in one day.

(Mamelles was written in 1945, and there’s a serious subtext here about a war-ravaged nation needing to repopulate and a female populace unready to go back meekly into the kitchen, but it’s easy to lose in the absurd plot.) As if that weren’t enough, Opera Orlando levels up the difficulty by wrapping Les Mamelles de Tirésias in Mozart’s The Impresario, in classic play-within-aplay fashion. In The Impresario, a deep-pocketed patron takes over a struggling opera company and forces them to stage his favorite show – here, Les Mamelles. Just to add another layer to the fun, director Eric Pinder has adapted Impresario to place it in modern-day Orlando (expect the in-jokes to fly). We’re simultaneously exhausted and exhilarated just thinking about it. – Jessica Bryce Young 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday | Alexis and Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $10-$66

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Functionally Literate: Derrick Austin and Vidhu Aggarwal LITERARY

Just because it’s National Poetry Month doesn’t mean that you have to hide yourself in your home and hoover up all the Allen Ginsberg you can get your hands on, although, admittedly, that is a solid idea. Complementing your solitary reading, Functionally Literate satisfies the need for live submersion into rhyme and meter. The series, which hosts writers roughly four times a year for readings and book signings, has only grown more popular since its birth in 2012, bringing in authors such as Jeff VanderMeer and David James Poissant in recent years. At this edition, award-winning poets Derrick Austin (Trouble the Water) and Vidhu Aggarwal (The Trouble With Humpadori) take to the stage to read from their collections, and although entry is free, it’s recommended that you get tickets ahead of time to guarantee yourself a seat. – Kim Slichter 7 p.m. | The Brookhaven Warehouse, 1300 Brookhaven Drive | burrowpress.com | free Saturday, 23

Panic! Presents: Ortrotasce MUSIC

Nic Hamersly of Sarasota is the analog man who fell to earth, trapped in a digital world. But as Ortrotasce, his minimal synth project, he comes off more forward-looking and -sounding than a lot of modern gearheads. Ortrotasce is late-night music for the delicate dance of cybernetics interfacing with human tissues and organs, rather than a nightclub mating-ritual soundtrack. Though his recorded output is ethereal and frigid, drained of human affect and defect, watching him live is an oddly visceral experience. Here you see human-machine collaboration at its most direct as Hamersly feverishly moves from machine to machine in his synth-porn array to re-create these songs live in the moment. Ortrotasce evokes synth-punk and -pop past and present, without tumbling down a nostalgia wormhole; this rare live appearance is part of Spacebar’s Panic! club night. – Matthew Moyer 10 p.m. | Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St. | facebook.com/spacebarorlando | $5

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Big D and the Kids Table, Counterpunch, the Snails, Yugoskavia 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-246-1419.

D.A.R.E. Live: City Tucker 9 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-999-2570.

Great American Smokeout: Just Jason, Romano Arcaini, Bryan J 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $55-$95; 844-513-2014.

Leisure Chief & Robotman: Interpretations of Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Nickel & Dime: LS XXXX, Metvi Mouth, SSShaka Fuego, Zu Haven, B8TA, Craig Makk 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Sales, Grant, Tedd.gif 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

The Used 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $31; 407-9342583.

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free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Cafe Night Open Mic 7-9 pm; Infusion Tea, 1600 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-999-5255.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Salsa vs Bachata Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

Werk Wednesday 10 pm; Vain, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-835-3590.

OPERA/CLASSICAL The Met Live in HD: Roberto Devereux 6:30 pm; Tenor Matthew Polenzani is Devereux, and mezzosoprano Elina Garanca and baritone Mariusz Kwiecien complete the principal quartet in the bel canto masterpiece, directed by Sir David McVicar and conducted by Donizetti specialist Maurizio Benini. Multiple locations; $25.56; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Band Bingo 8-11:45 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 321-426-0187.

Duke Dumont, DJ Chino 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10$20; 407-648-8363.

Ese, Corgi Feldman, Pizza Nightmare, Candorrat, the Jodones 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Fat Night, Lauris Vidal, Bengali 600 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

FMF: Call to Start, Casey Conroy, Dane Myers, Leaving Haven, Coastal Breed, Julia McDonald, Hoyle, the Groove Orient, Jonnie Morgan Band 6 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

FMF: Gary Lazer Eyes, Dru Cutler, Nora’s Breakfast Club, Blaine the Mono, Haze Over Hollywood, 6:30 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; free; 407-839-3000.

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The Catalina Fucking Beer Mixer

Reading Between the Wines The biggest annual fundraiser for the Adult Literacy League returns to the Orlando Science Center, bringing plenty of food from restaurants like Swine & Sons, Raglan Road, 4 Rivers and the Coop to pair with more wine than you can shake a sampling cup at. Plus, bestselling author Elizabeth Berg gives a reading and Q&A for a good cause. 6-9 p.m. Wednesday; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $85;

Gogol Bordello

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June 11 at the Beacham The Catalina Fucking Beer Mixer Remember that one scene from Step Brothers?

Relive it all afternoon with Ballast Point as they bring more than 10 taps to the Topher.

Themed costumes are encouraged as you carouse around kiddie pools and enjoy food and giveaways. 2-9 p.m. Saturday; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; various menu prices; facebook.com/thethirstytopher

German Fest Why wait for Oktoberfest to participate in a stein-holding contest or wear a dirndl? The German American Society throws a German party complete with maypoles and polka bands, and all of the Hofbräu and spätzle you can handle, of course. 2-11 p.m. Saturday; German American Society of Central Florida, 381 Orange Lane, Casselberry; $10 donation; orlandogermanclub.com

Big Gay Bar Crawl Help raise money for the Barber Fund on this bar crawl, which brings you to Ember, 64 North, the Patio, Aero, Saddle Up and the Wall Street Plaza bars for an out and proud gay ol’ time. 8:30 p.m.

Saturday; Ember, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $15-$20; thebarberfund.org

Death Cab for Cutie, April 28 at Hard Rock Live Flogging Molly, April 29 at House of Blues Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham Bill Burr, May 7 at Hard Rock Live Smashington 2016, May 7 at Will’s Pub Red Elvises, May 10 at Will’s Pub Colleen Green, May 11 at Will’s Pub The Sword, May 11 at the Social Murder by Death, May 13 at the Social Deftones, May 14 at House of Blues Florence & the Machine, May 14 at Amway Center Amy Schumer, May 16 at CFE Arena The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social

Screaming Females, May 21 at Will’s Pub Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham !!!, May 26 at the Social Buckethead, May 27 at the Plaza Live Drag the River, June 1 at Will’s Pub Alejandro Escovedo, June 2 at the Social

Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center

Halsey, July 6 at CFE

Gogol Bordello, June 11 at the Beacham

The Chris Robinson

Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues

at the Beacham

Arena

Brotherhood, July 16

Guns N’ Roses, July

St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social

29 at the Citrus Bowl David Bazan, Aug. 5 at the Beacham

Guttermouth, June 16 at Will’s Pub

Hey Mercedes, Aug.

Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend III, June 3-4 at Will’s Pub

Ordinary Boys (Tribute to the Smiths and Morrissey), June 18 at the Social

Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena

The Murder Junkies, June 25 at Will’s Pub

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug.

The Claypool Lennon Delirium, June 4 at the Beacham

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center

Broods, Sept. 1 at the

Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center

Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at

Modern Baseball, July 1 at the Beacham

Animal Collective,

Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live X Ambassadors, June 8 at House of Blues Refused, June 9 at the Beacham

12 at the Social Two Cow Garage, Aug. 12 at Will’s Pub

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SEBASTIAN BACH

MAY 6

BLUE OCTOBER

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FLOETRY

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30 at Hard Rock Live

Beacham

Amway Center

House of Blues® Downtown Disney® West Side

Nov. 11 at the

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

Beacham

Aesop Rock, July 5 at the Social

Light, Nov. 17 at the

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10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Chris Fortier, Carlos Mendoza, Renzo 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Crazy Bag Lady, the Melodonts, Tight Genes, Greta O & the Toxic Shock 11 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-2 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free$3; 407-999-2570.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Symphony Under the Stars 8 pm; UCF’s symphony orchestra performs a free annual concert. Reflecting Pond, University of Central Florida; free. ●

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ADMN, Rob Slac, FoxForce005 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5-$10; 407-228-0804.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John 9 pm; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

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Auditory Armory, Rubble Road, Cold War Relic, 5 Billion Dead 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-673-2712.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

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Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

FMF: Brent Byrd, Layla Brisbois, Victoria Lyn, Taylor Loren, Ashley Leone 5:30 pm; Ferg’s Depot, 78 W. Church St.; free; 407-367-2952.

FMF: Hot Pink, Solomon Jaye, Floodwork, Gatlin Thornton, Ryan Mckenzie, Versions of People, Ultimate Tribute to Sublime 6 pm; Church Street Station, Church Street and Garland Avenue; free.

FMF: Jason Grillo, Orange Blossom Trio, Destiny, Davis McGee, Death Valley

Dreams, the Steppin Stones 5:30 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

FMF: Joshua Hoffman, Keith Eaton, Victoria Lyn, Shawn Scheller 8 pm; Magnolia, 13 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

FMF: Maggie Baugh, Evan Taylor Jones, Felicity, Bastion, Forget Myself, Blue Man Group Drum-Off, Beebs & Her Moneymakers 6 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

FMF: Oklahoma Stackhouse, Mellow Relics 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

FMF: Paige Kenner, Cat Ridgeway & the Tourists, Bailey Callahan, Beemo, Carly Jo Jackson, Alex Hayes 6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; free; 407-839-3000.

Friday Fete With Damage Band 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824.

Fuzzy Britches, Free the People 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

IEKnows 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $2-$5; 407-999-2570.

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The Joy Formidable MUSIC

Wales-born guitar-destructo trio the Joy Formidable have been perfecting that intensely difficult and slippery balance between blown-out ear punishment and angelic sweet pop hooks that the Jesus and Mary Chain first discovered in the release of “Just Like Honey.” But don’t misunderstand, they’re not just some sunglasses-wearing copyists; they’ve found their own sugar-sweet and razor-sour voice, previously on “Whirring” and The Big Roar, and especially on new album Hitch. And the news that they recorded this album in a custom studio in Wales and commissioned Alan Moulder (studio work with Curve, Depeche Mode, Nine Inch Nails) to mix it is heartening. Hitch is an LP that wouldn’t sound out of place in the ’80s, ’90s or 2000s, and you should treat yourself to the sight of this band tearing the guts out of their songs with vicious glee onstage. – Matthew Moyer with the Helio Sequence | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $17-$59.50

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FMF: Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Fred Falke 9 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free.

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Generation Axe: Steve Vai, Zakk Wylde, Yngwie Malmsteen, Nuno Bettencourt, Tosin Abasi 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $33.50-$58.50; 407-351-5483.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Main Squeeze 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

This Little Underground at FMF: Mike Dunn, Project Eden,

Panther Camp, Reverist, the Sh-Booms 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407246-1419.

CLUBS/LOUNGES All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Chill Out Thursdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Chris Fortier, Carlos Mendoza, Renzo 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Crazy Bag Lady, the Melodonts, Tight Genes, Greta O & the Toxic Shock 11 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-2 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free$3; 407-999-2570.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Symphony Under the Stars 8 pm; UCF’s symphony orchestra performs a free annual concert. Reflecting Pond, University of Central Florida; free. ●

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ADMN, Rob Slac, FoxForce005 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5-$10; 407-228-0804.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John 9 pm; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free.

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Auditory Armory, Rubble Road, Cold War Relic, 5 Billion Dead 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-673-2712.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

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Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

FMF: Brent Byrd, Layla Brisbois, Victoria Lyn, Taylor Loren, Ashley Leone 5:30 pm; Ferg’s Depot, 78 W. Church St.; free; 407-367-2952.

FMF: Hot Pink, Solomon Jaye, Floodwork, Gatlin Thornton, Ryan Mckenzie, Versions of People, Ultimate Tribute to Sublime 6 pm; Church Street Station, Church Street and Garland Avenue; free.

FMF: Jason Grillo, Orange Blossom Trio, Destiny, Davis McGee, Death Valley

Dreams, the Steppin Stones 5:30 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

FMF: Joshua Hoffman, Keith Eaton, Victoria Lyn, Shawn Scheller 8 pm; Magnolia, 13 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

FMF: Maggie Baugh, Evan Taylor Jones, Felicity, Bastion, Forget Myself, Blue Man Group Drum-Off, Beebs & Her Moneymakers 6 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

FMF: Oklahoma Stackhouse, Mellow Relics 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

FMF: Paige Kenner, Cat Ridgeway & the Tourists, Bailey Callahan, Beemo, Carly Jo Jackson, Alex Hayes 6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; free; 407-839-3000.

Friday Fete With Damage Band 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824.

Fuzzy Britches, Free the People 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

IEKnows 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $2-$5; 407-999-2570.

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Iration, Hirie, the Expanders 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$57.75; 407-934-2583.

The Joy Formidable, the Helio Sequence 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$59.50; 407-246-1419.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Mother Earth Music & Arts Festival Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $15-$70; 352-383-8393.

Mothersound, Brother Wolf, Clear Convictions, Harsh, Strung Up, Kill the Addict 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104.

Oak Hill Drifters 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

OvaryAct, Orlando: The Woolly Bushmen, the KnickKnacks, the Welzeins, Zap Dragon & the Attack, Thee Wilt Chamberlain 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10 suggested donation.

The Shades of Grey Band 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Throwback Night: ‘80s vs. ‘90s 9:30 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $5-$8; 407-970-1777.

Unlimited Devotion 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-322-7475.

WJRR’s Earth Day Birthday: 311, Bush, Halestorm, Trivium and more 5 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $28-$75; 407-295-3247.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

FMF: Sleeping With Sunshine, Sunghosts, Yardij, Plane Versus Cult, Billy Wright Band, American Party Machine 7:30 pm; Church Street Station, Church Street and Garland Avenue; free.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

FMF: Taylor Raynor, Nicholas Roberts, Amber Lynn Nicol, Kapali Long 7 pm; Magnolia, 13 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

Jesse Cook 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50-$39.50; 407-228-1220.

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Magrudergrind, Yautja, Maruta, Sinkholes, Deformed 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

Opera Orlando: Impresario and Les Mamelles de Tiresias 7:30 pm; Opera returns to Orlando in this staging of an opera within an opera by Mozart and Poulenc. Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10-$66; drphillipscenter.org.

MDII 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

Mother Earth Music & Arts Festival Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $15-$70; 352-383-8393.

Orlando Overdrive: Random Encounter, the NESkimos, Benjamin Briggs, Boy Without Batteries, Marc With a C, Sci-Fried, EyeQ, Quartz Relic 4-11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$13; 407-999-2570.

Panic!: Ortrotasce, Mot, NM Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Music in the Library: Balalaika Duo 3-4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

Sister Hazel 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19; 407-934-2583.

Orlando Gay Chorus 5 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014.

Sly Dog Band 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Andrew Rayel 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

The Black Dahlia Murder: Fallujah, Disentomb 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

Breaks Yo!: Tone Look, Bebe, Rich D, Pimp Squad, Sandra Cruz 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free-$5.

Drop July, Blonk 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

Earth Day Dance: Lux Groove, Atnarko, Jai Biotic 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5-$10; 407-421-1670.

FMF: Andrew Allen Trio, the Band J4, Jocelyn and Chris Arndt Band, 90 Proof Twang, Diamond Dixie, Jill’s Cashbox, JunoSmile, Ultimate Tribute to Johnny Cash 6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; free; 407-839-3000.

FMF: Bothering Dennis, Alex Da Ponte, Army Gideon, Aymber, King Complex, On the Avenue, Kasson, Violectric 4 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

FMF: Devmo, Copper Bones, Freedom Fighterz 8 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

FMF: Eight Stories High 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

FMF: Fretless Rock 7 pm; Kasa Restaurant, 183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-985-5272.

FMF: O-Sky, School of Rock, Eden Shireen, the Getbye, Sarah Q, the Bloody Jug Band, I-Resolution, Hor!zen, the Supervillains 3:30 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. orlandoweekly.com

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Taipan, Cadaveric Asphyxiation, Atom N Evol, Key, Sick Thrill 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-730-3999.

Unlimited Devotion 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-322-7475.

WJRR’s Earth Day Birthday: 311, Bush, Halestorm, Trivium and more 11 am; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $28-$75; 407-295-3247.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Girl the Party 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $5-$10; 407-412-5039.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Red2 7 pm; Tsar, 611 E. Church St.; free.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

Soiree Saturdays 9:30 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $5; 407-501-1932.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Contortionist, Monuments, Entheos, Blood/Lines 5-9 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $14; 407-999-2570.

Grace Potter, OJR 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Heavy Drag, Timothy Eerie, Howling Midnight 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Mother Earth Music & Arts Festival Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $15-$70; 352-383-8393.

Music in the Library: Versions of People 3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

One Night of Queen 6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $35-$55; 407-228-1220.

Underoath 7:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $23$37.50; 407-351-5483.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407246-1419.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Oh Sing to the Lord! Sacred Choral Repertoire from the 20th & 21st Centuries 5 pm; A concert of sacred choral repertoire, including works

by Benjamin Britten, Herbert Howells, Morten Lauridsen, John Tavener, and Will Todd sung by Saint Andrew’s Chapel Chamber Choir. St. Andrew’s Chapel, 5525 Wayside Drive, Sanford; free; 407-328-1139; sachapel.com.

Opera Orlando: Impresario and Les Mamelles de Tiresias 2 pm; Opera returns to Orlando in this staging of an opera within an opera by Mozart and Poulenc. Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10-$66; drphillipscenter.org.

MONDAY, APRIL 25

CONCERTS/EVENTS 36 Crazyfists, (N)ception, NoSelf 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

Hurray For the Riff Raff, Promised Land Sound 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419.

I Never Sleep, Straightjacket, Swift Knuckle Solution, the Jodones 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; $20.

Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Robotman 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Ésk, a Wolf in the City, Casaveda, Captains of April 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

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Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

The Tanner Keegan Band 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

TUESDAY, APRIL 26

CONCERTS/EVENTS Chris Isaak 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $34-$59; 407-351-5483.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Tokyo Police Club, From Indian Lakes 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-2461419.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

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Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

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Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982.

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

THEATER Alice and the Angels As a comet is scheduled to destroy the Earth, three archangels, Michael, Gabriel and Uriel, decide to have their last supper, and some poker, at the Purgatory Bar and Grill in Lodi, New Jersey. Things get shaken up with Lucifer crashes the party with plans of his own. Sundays, 7 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $12; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

Hello, Dolly! An iconic musical about second chances, Hello, Dolly! is full of classics like “Put on Your Sunday Clothes,” “Ribbons Down My Back,” and the unforgettable title song.

Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm and Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu.

Living Room Theater This unique 70 minute show (performed in a real living room) consists of vignettes focused on fun, connection and authenticity. From the funny to the serious, commonplace to the absurd, these original works take the audience on an emotional journey. Saturday, 5 & 8 pm; Elar Studio, 736 Boardman St.; $20 suggested donation; 407-272-9792; livingroomtheater.org.

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girl competing for the hand of Prince Dauntless. The Prince’s mother, Queen Aggravain, has declared he must marry a true princess before anyone else in the kingdom can marry.

Fridays, 8 pm, Saturdays, 8 pm, Sundays, 2 pm and Thursdays, 8 pm; The Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $18-$21; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

Orlando Cabaret Festival Featuring the best in jazz, pop and Broadway cabarets for three weeks in Mad Cow’s two theaters. Opens Friday, through May 8; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $12-$220; 407-2978788; orlandocabaret.com.

Psycho Beach Party A campy ‘60s beach party with a dash of murder and split personalities. Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 7 pm, Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15; 407-4126895; theatredowntown.net.

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Zanna, Don’t! This highenergy musical takes place at Heartsville High, set in a world where almost everyone is gay. Enter Zanna, a magical, musical fairy who, with a wave of his wand, brings true love to one and all – but at what cost? Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm and Monday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted

by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

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Showtune: Celebrating the Words & Music of Jerry Herman A musical revue of familiar tunes from Hello Dolly!, Mame and more. WednesdayThursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

quiet life in a Pennsylvania farmhouse, while their movie star sister Masha travels the world. When Masha appears for an unannounced visit with her 20-something boy toy in tow, the weekend builds to a fever pitch of rivalry, regret and racket. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $21-$46; orlandoshakes.org.

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to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians.

Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Steve Martin & Martin Short The comedy duo talk about their career and perform songs and sketches. Saturday, 3 & 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $55-$175; 844513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Tommy Johnagin Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm and Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $15-$17; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Tumbleweed Comedy Tour Free stand-up showcase hosted by Ross McCoy. Thursday, 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

DANCE Curiouser & Curiouser: A Burlesque Tribute to Alice Some of Florida’s finest cabaret and burlesque entertainers bring you a live parade of characters from Lewis Carroll’s beloved novels. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Peek A Boo: Birthday Celebration of Kissa Von Addams Burlesque performance in honor of Kissa Von Addams’ birthday.

Wednesday, 9:30 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $7; 407-839-0080.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS 33: UCF BFA Exhibition The BFA exhibit showcases the talents of studio art majors in various fields. The artwork displayed is the culmination of their undergraduate art careers and represents many years of dedication to creating their work. Opens Thursday, 5-8 pm, through May 5; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8235470; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Art & Architecture in Cinema: Renoir: Revered and Reviled The Barnes Collection in Philadelphia has more Renoirs than any other gallery in the world, and it’s there that the search begins to tell the

remarkable story of this remarkable artist. Thursday, 7 pm; Multiple locations; $15; 855473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Colorful Abstract Doodles Featuring work from Halsi, John Alamo and Melter. Thursday, 7 pm and Saturday, 7 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; timewastemanagement.org.

Creative Diversity Group show from the Orlando Art Collective. Opens Thursday, 6-11 pm, through May 13; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Ennead A group photographic exhibition featuring the work of UCF students from the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm, through May 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Live Painting: Alana O’Hern Australian artist Alana O’Hern paints live in collaboration with Orlando’s Third Thursday Art Walk. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Grand Bohemian Gallery, Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-581-4801.

No Borders One Year Anniversary Event Graffiti contest with local artists, DJs and business sponsors. Saturday, 8 pm-2 am; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 646-288-8231.

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APRIL 20TH | 7-10PM

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APRIL 23RD | 8:30 PM

FLORIDA SALSA FEST

MAY 1ST | 1PM-4PM

FLORIDA PRIZE EXHIBITION

MAY 13TH | 7PM

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sells prints and original pieces in Park Avenue’s “First Amendment Zones.” Sunday, 10 am-3:30 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free.

Rats Comin’ Up New works from the father-daughter team of Blair and Nahli Sligar.

Opens Thursday, 6-10 pm, through May 13; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

UCF Open Studio Tour The UCF MFA in Emerging Media candidates host their semi-annual Open Studio Tour. This event connects candidates with the neighboring community. Get a behind-the-scenes look at the studios, processes and artists.

Thursday, 6-9 pm; UCF Center for Emerging Media, 500 W. Livingston St.; free; 646-6482934; arts.ucf.edu.

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The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Capturing Florida’s Beauty on Canvas Through April 30; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora;

free; 352-383-0880; mount doracenterforthearts.org.

Carole Feuerman: Body of Work Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Celebrating the Genius of Women Through Sunday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-8357481; womeninthearts.org.

Chris Robb: Continuum Through April 30; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net.

In Exile: Paris and New York Through May 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

InFlux Exhibition Series: Will Cotton Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.

Jack Levine & Hyman Bloom: Against the Grain Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

David Bowie Tribute Art Show Through Sunday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org.

Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Material World: Glass, Rubber and Paper Through May 1; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Formento + Formento: Cinematic Chronicles Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2862185; snaporlando.com.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Frank Rampolla: The Figure Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

The Sources: Paintings and Drawings by Steve Lotz Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.

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Third Thursday Gallery Hop Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com.

Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through Sunday; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EVENTS 420 Festival: A Barber Fund Fundraiser The second annual 420 festival, featuring games, a drag show, karaoke, munchies and an inflatable slide. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; donations encouraged; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendors-only community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Big Gay Bar Crawl Get a wristband and a big gay plastic beer stein to bring with you for a bar crawl to Wall Street Plaza, Saddle Up, Aero, the Patio and more. Proceeds benefit the Barber Fund.

Saturday, 8:30 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10-$20; 407-849-5200.

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Black & White Bash A fundraiser for Mad Cow Theatre featuring delectable hors d’oeuvres and cocktails. Sunday, 5 pm; Kres Chophouse, 17 W. Church St.; $125; 407-447-7950; madcowtheatre.com.

Caribbean Fusion Festival A showcase of the best of Caribbean culture with food, music and arts. Presented by the Caribbean and Floridian Association. Sunday, 11 am-7 pm; Kissimmee Lakefront Park, 101 Lakeshore Blvd., Kissimmee; free; 407-429-5304; cafainc.org.

The Catalina Fucking Beer Mixer A spotlight on Ballast Point Brewing with specials, food, giveaways and kiddie pools. Costumes encouraged. Saturday, 2-9 pm; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; various menu prices.

Catalyst Anniversary Celebration The coworking space celebrates its anniversary with a night of food, drinks, music, talks, networking and partying. Wednesday, 5 pm; Catalyst, 1 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-701-5577; catalystspaces.com.

Central Florida Mom Prom Central Florida Mom Prom is a ladies night out done in the style of a school prom to raise money for a local chapter of the International Cesarean Awareness Network. Saturday, 7 pm; Holiday Inn Orlando East, 1724 N. Alafaya Trail; $50; 386-338-2388; cflmomprom.com.

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Comics & Crafts: The Dank Knight Returns Celebrate 4-20 with Batman. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com.

casts. Saturday, 6 & 8 pm and Sunday, 11 am; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $12-$50; thirdcoastfestival.org.

Florida Anime Experience This three-day convention features anime, cosplay, maid cafes, manga, panels, video games, workshops and Japanese pop culture. Friday-Sunday; Park Inn, 3011 Maingate Lane; $20-$45; floridaanime.com.

Emeril Lagasse The famous chef demonstrates cooking techniques and has a conversation and Q&A hosted by John Rivers. Thursday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $59.50$99.50; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Free Pot Day Hotto Potto offers up a free pot of broth with a minimum purchase of $4.20.

They’re also giving away T-shirts to the first 50 customers. Call the store to reserve a table for parties of 6 or more. Wednesday, 11 am-5 pm; Hotto Potto, 3090 Aloma Ave, Winter Park; $4.20; 407-951-8028; hottopotto.com.

Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Experience themed flower and garden displays, educational designer presentations, interactive play areas for kids and much more.

Through May 30; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Etsy Festival Visit local Etsy vendors and their art, take part in how-to-craft events and learn how to open your own Etsy shop.

Sunday, 1-4 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Game of Thrones: A Westeros Theme Night Celebrate the return of the popular show about tits and swords with a costume contest and themed food and drink. Saturday, 6 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; various menu prices; cloakandblaster.com.

Filmless Festival Orlando The Third Coast International Audio Festival hosts discussions and workshops about storytelling and pod-

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Grgich Hills Estate Wine Dinner A five-course dinner with wine pairings from Napa Valley’s Grgich Hills Estate.

Saturday, 7 pm; Christner’s Prime Steak and Lobster, 729 Lee Road; $130; 407-645-4443; christnersprimesteakand lobster.com.

Low-Country Boil Enjoy a Southern one-pot dish with shrimp, sausage, potatoes, corn and onions along with live music and beer from Orlando Brewing. Saturday, 11 am; The Coop, 610 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; $19.99; 407-8432627; asouthernaffair.com.

Mills 50 Business After Hours Network and meet new business owners while enjoying beer, wine and light hors d’oeuvres. Thursday, 5:30 pm; J. Bauman Salon, 1043 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407898-9044; mills50.org.

Mount Dora Blueberry Festival A celebration of blueberry season with blueberry pancakes, wine and craft beer, desserts, local artisans and more. Saturday-Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N Baker St, Mt. Dora; free; festivalsofflorida.com.

NSB Food Festival Local restaurants offer a la carte samples of their best dishes and compete for the Best on the Beach award. Thursday, 5-9 pm; Flagler Avenue, New Smyrna Beach, Flagler Avenue, New Smyrna Beach; free; partyonflagler.com.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Orlando Girl Geek Dinners Join for convo, food and drinks. All women welcome. Friday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; 407-6233393; orlandogirlgeeks.com.

Orlando Tech Week A weeklong showcase of the technolo-

gy, creativity and entrepreneurial hustle powering the future of Orlando. See website for schedule. Through Sunday; Church Street Exchange, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free-$100; 407-8508648; orlandotechweek.com.

Park Lake Highland Community Farmers Market A weekly farmers market in the FAVO lot. Saturdays, 9 am-2 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231.

Reading Between the Wines This gala fundraiser for the Adult Literacy League features food and wine from area restaurants, a massive silent auction, and a reading and Q&A with bestselling author Elizabeth Berg. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $85; 407-5142000; adultliteracyleague.org.

Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art, vendors, food and drink and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

The Standard Bazaar: Vintage Eclectic Swap-Meet Find rare and vintage gems from the classic motorcycle world. Food trucks and a live metalworking demo. Evening portion includes craft cocktails and live blues music. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Standard Motorcycle Company, 2545 Industrial Blvd.; $10; 904-662-1414; standardmotorcycleco.com.

Taste of College Park An event that combines food, wine, music, and silent and live auctions for an extraordinary evening. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Dubsdread Country Club, 549 W. Par St.; $60; 407-6500100; collegeparkrotary.org.

Taste of Winter Park Winter Park’s ultimate foodie festival offers samples of more than 40 of Central Florida’s top food and drink purveyors, live entertainment and more.

Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; $45; winterpark.org.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Whiskey Kaiseki A traditional multi-course dinner where each of the eight meticulously prepared dishes are anything but traditional.

Each dish is expertly paired with its whiskey counterpart.

Monday, 6-10 pm; Sushi Pop, 310 West Mitchell Hammock, Oviedo; $125; 407-542-5975; sushipoprestaurant.com.

Woodstock 2016 A weekly community arts and awareness event featuring live music, art, food trucks, a silent disco and more. Saturdays, 7 pm; Woodstock Orlando, 500 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $7; woodstockorlando.com.

LEARNING Hannibal Square: Evolution of a Dream A community talk with Dr. Julian Chambliss about the current state of development in Hannibal Square and how the community can reclaim its cultural heritage through placemaking techniques. Tuesday, 7 pm; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407539-2680; julianchambliss.com.

Historian Potluck How much to you love history? The A&H’s Curator of History invites guest historians to lead historicallythemed discussions and answer questions about Central Florida’s past. Bring a side dish and join the conversation.

Call to RSVP. Saturday, 5:30-7 pm; The Cottage, 701 Lake Lily Drive, Maitland; free; 407644-1364; artandhistory.org.

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to explore. Saturday, 8:30-9:30 pm; Seminole State College Planetarium, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; $6; 407-7082360; seminolestate.edu.

ORL Food Lab Presentations from Kathleen Blake of the Rusty Spoon, Kristen Manieri of Orlando Date Night Guide and Cinthia Sandoval or Wild Ocean Market. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; contact for price; 321-236-3316.

LITERARY Danny Powell: Storytelling With Fo(u)nd Memories A&H’s Writer-in-Residence teaches an interactive workshop on using photographs to get inspired to write short stories. Saturday; 10 am-1 pm; Germaine Marvel Building, 210 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $40; artandhistory.org.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Functionally Literate: Derrick Austin and Vidhu Aggarwal Burrow Press celebrates National Poetry Month with readings and Q&As with two renowned poets. Saturday, 7 pm; Warehouse at Brookhaven, 1300 Brookhaven Drive; free; burrowpress.com.

The Last Chance Slam With Jonathan Brown A competitive poetry slam with a featured reader. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Meet the Author: Emilyann Girdner Attend a book signing and Q&A with Amazon bestselling author Emilyann Girdner of The Labyrinth Wall, a book written during her semi-truck traveling adventure with her husband and cat. Saturday, 2-4 pm; North Orange Library, 1211 E. Semoran Blvd., Apopka; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

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Wednesday, 7-9 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; $22.99; bookmarkitorlando.com.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

UCF MFA Graduating Student Reading Readings from the theses of four graduating MFA students. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

FAMILY Elephant and Piggie’s “We Are in a Play!” In this toetapping musical, best friends Elephant and Piggie sing and dance their way through pachydermal peril and swiney suspense as they face fundamental questions. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 10:15 am & noon, Saturdays, 2 pm and Wednesdays, 10:30 am; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407-447-1700.

Krazy Kids Inflatable Fun Run The first nationwide obstacle run created solely for children. The course is one that your kids will never forget.

Saturday, 8:30 am; Northwest Recreation Center, 3710 Jason Dwelley Parkway, Apopka; $26-$49; 203.900.5057; krazykidsinflatablefunrun.com.

SPORTS B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah

Jongg 2015 card and rules.

Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Natique Wake Open Incredible tricks and intense competition on the water are complemented by food trucks, drinks, music and an array of vendors on hand throughout the weekend.

Thursday-Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Orlando Watersports Complex, 8615 Florida Rock Road; free; 407-251-3100; thewwa.com.

Orlando Pride vs. Houston Dash Womens soccer.

Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19.17-$85.20; 407-4232476; orlandocitysc.com.

Paws for Peace Walk A fun and leisurely stroll for families and pets to raise money for survivors of domestic abuse.

Saturday, 8 am; Blue Jacket Park, 2501 General Rees Ave.; $20 donation; 407-2463072; harborhousefl.com.

Rugged Maniac 5K Obstacle Race Mud run and obstacle course 5K with a party afterward. Saturday, 9:45 am; 17951 Hamilton Road, 17951 Hamilton Road, Dade City; $89; ruggedmaniac.com.

Run for the Trees Jeannette Genius McKean Memorial 5K Every participant receiving a commemorative T-shirt and young tree. Saturday, 7:30 am; Showalter Field, 2525 Cady Way, Winter Park; $28-$35; 407-896-1160; trackshack.com.

Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Saturday, noon; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-648-7060.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■

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made from oak, my blood from a waterfall and my heart from wild daisies.” That’s a quote from the poet McKenzie Stauffer.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) “The writer should never be ashamed of staring,” said Aries writer Flannery O’Connor. “There is nothing that does not require his attention.” This is true for all of you Aries folks, not just the writers among you. The coming weeks will be an especially important time for you to cultivate a piercing gaze that sees deeply and shrewdly. You will thrive to the degree that you notice details you might normally miss or regard as unimportant.

What you believe and what you think won’t be as important as what you perceive. Trust your eyes.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) The ancient Greek geographer Pausanias told a story about how the famous poet Pindar got his start. One summer day, young Pindar decided to walk from his home in Thebes to a city 20 miles away. During his trek, he got tired and lay down to take a nap by the side of the road. As he slept, bees swarmed around him and coated his lips with wax. He didn’t wake up until one of the bees stung him. For anyone else, this might have been a bother. But Pindar took it as an omen that he should become a lyric poet, a composer of honeyed verses. And that’s exactly what he did in the ensuing years. I foresee you having an experience comparable to Pindar’s sometime soon. How you interpret it will be crucial.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) “I measure the strength of a spirit by how much truth it can take,” said philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Measured by that standard, your strength of spirit has been growing – and may be poised to reach an all-time high. In my estimation, you now have an unusually expansive capacity to hold surprising, effervescent, catalytic truths. Do you dare invite all these insights and revelations to come pouring toward you? I hope so. I’ll be cheering you on, praying for you to be brave enough to ask for as much as you can possibly accommodate.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Göbekli Tepe was a monumental religious sanctuary built 11,600 years ago in the place we now call Turkey. Modern archaeologists are confounded by the skill and artistry with which its massive stone pillars were arranged and carved. According to conventional wisdom, humans of that era were primitive nomads who hunted animals and foraged for plants.

So it’s hard to understand how they could have constructed such an impressive structure 7,000 years before the Great Pyramid of Giza. Writing in National Geographic, science journalist Charles C. Mann said, “Discovering that hunter-gatherers had constructed Göbekli Tepe was like finding that someone had built a 747 in a basement with an X-Acto knife.” In that spirit, I make the following prediction: In the coming months, you can accomplish a marvel that may have seemed beyond your capacity.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) In myths and folklore, the ember is a symbol of coiled-up power. The fire within it is controlled. It provides warmth and glow even as its raw force is contained. There are no unruly flames. How much energy is stored within? It’s a reservoir of untapped light, a promise of verve and radiance. Now please ruminate further about the ember. According to my reading of the astrological omens, it’s your core motif right now.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Uh-oh. Or maybe I should instead say, “Hooray!” You are slipping into the Raw Hearty Vivid Untamed Phase of your astrological cycle. The universe is nudging you in the direction of high adventure, sweet intensity and rigorous stimulation. If you choose to resist the nudges, odds are that you’ll have more of an “uh-oh” experience. If you decide to play along, “hooray!” is the likely outcome. To help you get in the proper mood, make the following declaration: “I like to think that my bones are

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In many cultures, the butterfly is a symbol of transformation and rebirth. In its original state as a caterpillar, it is homely and slow-moving. After its resurrection time in the chrysalis, it becomes a lithe and lovely creature capable of flight. The mythic meaning of the moth is quite different, however.

Enchanted by the flame, it’s driven so strongly toward the light that it risks burning its wings. So it’s a symbol of intense longing that may go too far. In the coming weeks, your life could turn either way.

You may even vacillate between being moth-like and butterfly-like.

For best results, set an intention. What exactly do you want?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “I gladly abandon dreary tasks, rational scruples, reactive undertakings imposed by the world,” wrote Scorpio philosopher Roland Barthes. Why did he do this?

For the sake of love, he said – even though he knew it might cause him to act like a lunatic as it freed up tremendous energy. Would you consider pursuing a course like that in the coming weeks? In my astrological opinion, you have earned some time off from the grind. You need a break from the numbing procession of the usual daily rhythms. Is there any captivating person, animal, adventure or idea that might so thoroughly incite your imagination that you’d be open to acting like a lunatic lover with boundless vigor?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Difficulties illuminate existence,” says novelist Tom Robbins, “but they must be fresh and of high quality.” Your assignment is to go out in search of the freshest and highest-quality difficulties you can track down. You’re slipping into a magical phase of your astrological cycle when you will have exceptional skill at rounding up useful dilemmas and exciting riddles. Please take full advantage! Welcome this rich opportunity to outgrow and escape boring old problems.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “When I grow up, I want to be a little boy,” wrote novelist Joseph Heller in his book Something Happened. You have cosmic permission to make a comparable declaration in the coming days. In fact, you have a poetic license and a spiritual mandate to utter battle cries like that as often as the mood strikes. Feel free to embellish and improvise, as well: “When I grow up, I want to be a riot grrrl with a big brash attitude,” for example, or “When I grow up, I want to be a beautiful playful monster with lots of toys and fascinating friends who constantly amaze me.”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) In one of his diaries, author Franz Kafka made this declaration: “Life’s splendor forever lies in wait around each one of us in all of its fullness – but veiled from view, deep down, invisible, far off. It is there, though, not hostile, not reluctant, not deaf. If you summon it by the right word, by its right name, it will come.” I’m bringing this promise to your attention because you have more power than usual to call forth a command performance of life’s hidden splendor. You can coax it to the surface and bid it to spill over into your daily rhythm. For best results, be magnificent as you invoke the magnificence.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) I’ve got a controversial message for you. If you’re addicted to your problems or if you’re convinced that cynicism is a supreme mark of intelligence, what I’ll say may be offensive. Nevertheless, it’s my duty as your oracle to inform you of the cosmic tendencies, and so I will proceed. For the sake of your mental health and the future of your relationship with love, consider the possibility that the following counsel from French author André Gide is just what you need to hear right now: “Know that joy is rarer, more difficult and more beautiful than sadness.

Once you make this all-important discovery, you must embrace joy as a moral obligation.”

Amanda Rollins (A345996) is on a mission … to find her forever home! Amanda Rollins is a 1-yearold pup who is available for adoption. This sweet girl has lots of energy! She loves to run around outside and play fetch. She also enjoys eating doggy treats and knows how to sit in exchange for one. Amanda is an affectionate, sweet dog who loves to be petted, and she especially loves belly rubs.

If you want a dog who is playful but also loves to relax with you, she’ll make the perfect pet! For the month of April, fees for ownersurrendered pets will be waived in honor of our “Certified PreOwned Pets” adoption promotion.

All other pets will be the standard adoption fee of $55, which includes sterilization, a microchip and vaccinations.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’ve been aware of my emetophilia since a very young age and have always kept it private. The actual substance doesn’t turn me on – I have no desire to be puked on. For me, the fantasy involves being with someone as they begin to feel sick, and taking care of them as they puke. It has something to do with the buildup and release. I’m married, and I told my husband about my kink exactly once, a few years ago. He wasn’t judgmental, but he never brought it up again. We have a great sex life otherwise, and I’ve always assumed I’d have satisfying, normal sex with my husband and masturbate to this kink in private. But recently, I posted a message on a kink site. A few weeks later, a guy reached out to say I mirrored his own kink. We’ve been texting for a few weeks. He makes me feel like less of a freak, it’s been super hot, and we’ve talked about meeting up and role-playing for each other.

It makes me go crazy just to think about this. This would be a one-time thing. Do I have to tell my husband? I don’t want to have sex with this person; I just want to live out my fantasy for one night, which doesn’t necessarily involve getting naked. But obviously we will both get off, so there’s a sexual element. My husband and I have had threesomes, so he’s not a “strictly monogamous” guy, but it is new for me to strike out on my own. More than that, I’m mortified at the thought of him knowing about it, asking me about it later, etc. I would just rather him not know. But is that cheating?

A Lady Emetophile Meets Her Match

The answer to your last question – is that cheating? – is obvious. If that weren’t cheating, or if you thought your husband wouldn’t think so, you would be asking him for permission to meet up with your vomit buddy. So let’s just run with the assumption that getting together with your VB would constitute infidelity, if the low-grade, nonpenetrative, not-for-everyone kind. So do you have to tell your husband? You could tell your husband – lots of people will insist you must – but I’m sitting here wondering if your husband would rather not be told.

You shared your kink with your husband once, and he never brought it up again. We can reasonably assume that your husband isn’t interested in discussing, much less indulging, this very particular sexual interest of yours. Another reasonable assumption: Your kink may not be something your husband wants to think about. The awareness of your kink, to use Emily “Dear Prudence Emeritus” Yoffe’s phrase, could be a libido-killer for him. If your husband worked at stuffing your disclosure down the memory hole because it interferes with his ability to connect with you sexually, asking permission could come as an unwelcome reminder.

So you could make an argument for sparing your husband the reminder, and yourself the discomfort, by not telling and then discreetly meeting up with your VB just this once. (The counterargument is also easily made: He never brought it up again because he picked up on your shame, he didn’t want to distress you, etc.) But if you decide to meet your VB, weigh the risks (what happens if you get caught?) against the rewards (scratching this off your kidney dish list!), meet up with your VB in public first, and let someone know where you are and who you’re with on the big night.

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I find myself in the most boring of straight white girl pickles: My boyfriend is dragging his feet on proposing. I’m 29, and he’s 31. We’ve been dating for three years. Things are great. We talk about our future a lot. Lack of proposal aside, we’re solid. But I would hate to waste another year in this city for this guy when I could have been working toward tenure somewhere else. (I’m in academia.) I’ve tried bringing this up to him several times with no concrete results.

Really Into Not Going Solo

Propose to him, RINGS. Don’t informally propose a formal proposal – don’t ask him to ask you to marry him – but go get a ring (for him) and ask him to marry you (for fuck’s sake). You have the power to pop the question and call it at the same time. Good luck, I hope he says yes.

I met a man two and a half years ago on Tinder.

Our relationship was built on lies from the start.

I lied to him about having a child so I could put a wedge between us. I came clean after we slept together a few times – the most mind-blowing sex I’ve ever had – because I was afraid he might want to meet my made-up child. I caught feelings. But Tinder man is married and lives in France. I see him only three times a year. He pursues other people.

Women throw themselves at him. We were at the mall, and he picked up a girl while I was getting my hair done. He’s not my boyfriend. He hurts me. I am terrified of losing him. Here comes the tricky part: My doctor found a tumor on my lymph nodes. I go in for tests on Friday. I’m ready to pick out my coffin at this point. I know what he’s capable of. I don’t want to change him. I love him. I go insane when we don’t talk. I’m so scared.

Help Me Please

Um … you won’t find the help you need wedged between ads at the back of a weekly newspaper, or on a website underneath pop-up ads for vaporizers. You need a therapist, someone who can help you work through legitimate-butpossibly-premature fears (let’s wait for those test results to come back before we pick out your coffin, OK?) and your emotional dependence on a man who isn’t your boyfriend, isn’t your husband, isn’t around much. He’s not going to come through for you during a health crisis – that guy couldn’t come through for you during a haircut.

Don’t get me wrong: I understand the sexual appeal of a man who treats you like shit. But you can’t depend on a guy like that at a time like this.

If it turns out you’re seriously ill, you need to lean on family and friends, join a support group and concentrate on getting healthy. And take comfort: If/when your health is restored, there are plenty of shitty, selfish, sadistic guys on the planet who’ll treat you badly, cheat on you flagrantly and – not coincidentally – get you off spectacularly.

I’m sorry you may be ill, and I’m sorry you’re scared. Best wishes for a speedy physical, emotional and sexual recovery.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.:DP14-240 IN THE INTEREST OF:J.E. DOB: 08/13/2013, C.E. DOB: 03/13/2015 Minor Children.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Meghan Eller Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on May 18, 2016, at 1:45 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 22nd day of March, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 3177126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 05/04/16: 1009 Joyce Trimble, 2092 Candice Bennett, 2112 Marie Darius, 3002 Wanda Jones, 4026 Desiree Ortiz, 8023 Fran Sofo Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 05/04/16: 1113 Steven Siegelin, 1167 Jeffrey Wragg Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 05/04/16: B160 & C177 Ann Gallagher, C122-23 & C126-27 Mark Cole, C133 Carlos Maruri, C200-01 William Rams Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 05/04/16: 226 Timothy Sicardo, 235 & 336 Kim Miller, 322 Rayshanda Roberson, 508 & 509 Luis Conrado, 537-38 Michael Aritis, 543 Kenneth Barnes, 705 Anthony Brimhall, 742 Chris Frazier Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 05/04/16: 1229 Jessica Rybold, 1271 Raheem Smith.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2015-CA-002316-14OW, LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. VS. YOLANDA COLON, ET AL. NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on March 24th, 2016 in the Circuit Court for Seminole County, Florida, the property situated in Seminole County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 86, BLOCK B, LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS UNIT TWO, ACCORDING TO THE PLATTHEREOF, AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 33, PAGE 49-53, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, Street address of: 473 AMETHYST WAY, LAKE MARY, FLORIDA 32746 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on May 24th, 2016 at the Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park A venue, Sanford, Florida 32771. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the dateof the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701 Tel. (321) 285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By: /s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON, PINE HILLS/ WESTGATE CENTER, CASE NO.: DP11-89 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.N., a female child, DOB: 08/25/2014, a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Michael D. Neal Jr.,: Address unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson on May 31, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 23rd day of March, 2016.

CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, Florida Bar No.:100540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stephanie.evans@myflfamilies.com.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on May 6, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1999 Ford, Vin#1FMRU156XYLA01581; 2004 Saab, Vin#YS3FB45S741056113; 2000 Ford, Vin#1FAFP45X5YF273503; 2006 Pontiac, Vin#1G2ZG558064263948; 2002 Lincoln, Vin#1LNHM87A02Y689946; 2002 Chrysler, Vin#1C3EL65R92N315221; 2002 Dodge, Vin#1B4GP25B42B678903; 1999 Ford, Vin#2FTZX1729XCA53427; 2000 GMC, Vin#1GTCS1441Y8124303; 1993 Nissan, Vin#1N6SD11S6PC382110.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2004 Nissan VIN# JN1AZ36A74T010981 2002 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL11D32C236264 2005 Mitsubishi VIN# 4A3AB36F05E054997 2000 Ford VIN# 1FAHP3637YW421259 2001 Mazda VIN# 1YVGF22C115219628 1993 GMC VIN# 1GTDC14Z5PZ528050 2004 Suburu VIN# 4S3BE625X47211581 2004 Mazda VIN# JM1BK123941164184 2011 Chevy VIN# KL1TD5DE9BB257466 1996 Ford VIN# 1FALP4045TF209776 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 4, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. APRIL 2016 1. MONITOR/KEYBOARD/ADAPTER/ CORDS CABLE, BOGGY CREEK RD 2. SUNGLASSES/EYEGLASSES, UNKNOWN 3. I-PADS, AUGUSTA NATIONAL DR 4. I-POD/CASE, LAKE HIGHLAND ST 5. LAPTOP/CORD/BAG, CHURCH/ ORANGE 6. SPEAKERS/CELLPHONE/IPOD/ WATCHES, UNKNOWN 7. CELL PHONE, 1300 BLK PALMER ST 8. BIKE, LAKEMONT AV 9. BIKE, UNKNOWN 10. BIKE, SLVRBUTTONWOOD 11. CELLPHONE, KIRKMAN/I-DRIVE 12. CELLPHONE, HUGHEY AV 13. MONEY, CONROY RD 14. MONEY, LAKELAND AV FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM

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Legal, Public Notices In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only.

The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: AAAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 April 28th,2016 @9:30am: Natalio A. ScottoLavinaPictures/art, chairs, luggage, minifridge and boxes; Cesar Gomez PeraltaShoes, mattresses, luggage,TVpallet jack and boxes; Alicia A. Calderonclothes, laptops,TV’s and boxes; Luis M. ArroyoTV’s, bed, dressers and boxes; Kiara ParkerFurniture, mattresses, bed, clothes; David R. ShipmanShelves, furniture, lamps and mirror; Erlyn AvalosPaintcans, buckets, china cabinet; Liliana RicoChairs, mattress, boxes, table, furniture; Jesus E. SantosBags, boxes,stroller and mattress.

AAAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 328392307 April 28th, 2016 @10:45am: Kayla AcevedoKing mattress set, TV, totes, chairs, boxes and bags; Phalonne SaintilusBike, bags, TV, luggage and dresser; Yadira RiveraBike, totes, boxes, table, dresser and bags; Gregory PercyBooks, boxes and suitcase; Tiffany MalangoTotes, basket and boxes.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 05/11/16: 1029 Keiona Vega,2379-83 Laura Allen Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 05/11/16: G0763 Recovery TM1271E Austion Cardwell, G0807 Joshua Mcdonald Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 05/11/16: 1012 Robert Frongillo, 1410 Kristin Dubose, 1714 Jorge Huertas, 2245 Traci Mcglocking, 2250 Adam Swartz, 2335-37 Christina Neilsen Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 05/11/16: 103 John Philip, 1049 Dennis Martinez, 288 Bridgette Porto, 397 Alfredo Efrain, 410 Latonya Mutter, 566 Darryl Reavis, 742 Angel Magdaleno, 843 David Thielke.

The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County.

Item.Mfr., Location Found Camera, Lee Rd Cell Phone Motorola, 33rd Street Cell Phone HTC, Paprika Drive Cell Phone Kyocera, Goldenrod Rd Cell Phone LG, Hoffner Ave Cell Phone Motorola, Hoffner Ave Cell Phone Samsung, North Ln Computers HP, Renegade Dr I Pad Apple, Orange Ave I Phone Apple, Donnelly Cir I Phone Apple 6, International Dr I Phone Apple 6, Orange Blossom Trl I Phone Apple, Orange Blossom Trl I Phone Apple, Boggy Creek Rd Jewelry, Atlantis Dr Jewelry, W Colonial Dr Jewelry, Banchory Rd Jewelry Ring, Goldenrod Rd Jewelry Ring, Orange Ave Tablet Nook, Goldenrod Rd Tablet Samsung, Lee Lan Dr Tool Chainsaw, Dallas Blvd Tool Edger, Wayt Ct Tool Trimmers, Wayt Ct Tool Weed eater, West 5th St US Currency, Bennett Rd US Currency, White Ash Trl Watch Elgin, Ormond Ave Watch Guess, Westwood Blvd Watch Michael Kors, Vineland Ave Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705.

For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 5pm NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, CENTRAL FLORIDA PROFESSIONAL CONSULTANTS INC, of 68 Canterbury Bell Drive, Oviedo, FL, 32765 County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Borinquen Exports of Central Florida It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Borinquen Exports of Central Florida” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 13th of April, 2016

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP13-273 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.H.. DOB: 04/04/13, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: REJERRIO BURTON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 26, 2016 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 23RD day of March, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126Fax, crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com.

CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Keyanna Fountain Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on May 4, 2016 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; A0012A John Iliff $939.88, B36 Hope Miller $369.28, C73 Ruby Anderson $475.76, D64 Miguel Quiles Jr $532.35 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1028 Janelle Vallejo-Ruiz $432.85, 1050 Jerrod Price $422.20, 1690 Hugo Passos $372.20, 2410 Carl Allen $657.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; B018 Josemaria Fuentes $1250.90, C031 Gary Delvecchio $333.30 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1043 Natalie Paradise $501.95, 1166 Peter Losonszky $676.60, 1533 Mark Nettelbladt $479.45, 1611 Sylvia Simons $633.40, 2620 Janet Braughton $336.60, 2622 Janet Braughton $408.40.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea/CAC, CASE NO.: DP10-242 IN THE INTEREST OF: C.J., a minor child, DOB: 08/21/2000 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Chenoa Marie Cheney,: Address unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 23rd day of May, 2016, at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5th day of April, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, Florida Bar No.:100540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com.

ORLANDOWEEKLY.COM/JOBS Employment Legal: Siemens Corporation seeks Contract Management Specialist, Orlando, FL. Analyze & identify contractual risks by consulting w/ other Departments w/in Siemens Organization in order to recommend business oriented mitigations & alternative solutions to internal support teams & management. Required: Bachelor’s or foreign equiv in Law or directly related field + 2 yrs of exp in the job offered or an acceptable alternate occupation. Prior exp must include: contract drafting (for contracts ranging in value from $1,000,000 to $100,000,000), analysis & support during contract negotiations, evaluating risk, & proposing mitigation solutions in the Energy industry, for businesses areas in Services, Oil & Gas, Fossil & Transmission, for large & multinational corporations, including large exp in contracts such as: (i) supply of equipment such as capacitor banks, electrical protection equipment, distribution transformers, power transformers; (ii) rendering of services such as Technical Field Assistance, Minor Inspections of Gas Turbines, Hot Gas Path Inspections, Combustor Inspections of Gas Turbines, Major Inspections of Gas Turbines, etc., or (iii) execution of civil works such as erection, commissioning & procurement of Substations. Exp in a customer facing role. Exp in standardization of terms & conditions for purchases & sales (including the supply of goods, the rendering of services & the execution of civil works), in order to improve the implementation of risk management measures. Exp in leading the legal elements of international contract negotiations, as well as leading corporate approval processes & coordination with internal partners in compliance w/ internal guidelines. Exp serving as an expert in civil laws w/in the Latin America region pertaining to contractual matters, & sharing best practice processes w/in the company. Exp working in a multicultural environment. Up to 30% domestic/international travel. Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Corporation, 4400 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Please reference BS/CI. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently.

Siemens Corp. seeks IT Service Management Professional, Orlando, FL. Work on production support related activities as well as implement new SAP WebDynpro ABAP requirements. Required: Bachelor’s in Eng, Comp Sci, or a related field (or foreign equiv) + 8 yrs of exp in the job offered or in an acceptable alternate occupation. Prior exp must include: at least 5 yrs of exp in SAP WebDynpro ABAP w/ strong hold on designing User Interfaces, OVS, Controllers & Context programming, Component Reuse, Events, ALV for WebDynpro, FPM, Adobe Forms; at least 5 yrs of extensive SAP ABAP programming in at least 3 core R/3 modules (PS, PP, MM, SD, QM, PLM, PDM, FICO) w/ in-depth business & integration knowledge of the same; good understanding of MVC architecture & WD-ABAP application integration on SAP Portal; proficient at utilizing SAP -BAPIs, BADIs, SAP Enhancement framework, Function Modules, EDI, IDOCs, RFCs, Script, Smart Forms, Screen Painter, ALV in 4.6C & ECC environments; understanding of BI/BW, Workflows, BSP, HANA; proficient understanding of End to End business processes; & progressive exp in a corporate (global business) IT group. Approx 10% domestic & international travel req. Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Corp., 4400 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826.

Please reference BS/VB. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently.

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