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Rumors of a Rocket Raccoon/Rod Serling mashup were also unconfirmed The entire park is going to be revamped (“There’s a rumor that Tower of Terror will become a Guardians of the Galaxy ride, and it’s not completely full of crap,” April 11).

There will be tons of Star Wars stuff. Also they are building up around the Toy Story ride and putting in a roller coaster there.

The park is getting an overhaul with a lot of new rides. Honestly, turning Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster into a GOTG ride makes more sense.

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30 Film listings

DCF walks back new rules for LGBT foster youth; Buddy Dyer focuses on transportation, connectivity in annual address

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

30 The bare necessities

13 Trapped

In The Jungle Book, Disney has that rare thing: a property worth rebooting, and a reboot worth the ticket price

Florida’s latest anti-abortion law snares women and clinics in ever-tighter restrictions

31 Opening in Orlando

11 This Modern World

arts & culture 19 Step into the light The Casselberry Art House, once a hidden gem, comes out of the shadows with an ambitious show of light sculptures

19 Culture 2 Go The runup to the 25th annual Orlando Fringe heats up, sad news about a local stagesmith, plus more performing arts news

Why did they make a Star Wars experience that sucks so hard, brand their one roller coaster with a band that was on its second comeback 20 years ago, and honestly think Tower of Terror is the problem? ToT is the best ride at any Disney park. I guess I can cross “Visit MGM Again” off my bucket list due to no good reason.

Phil Forrest, via Facebook

Gov. Scott: I know you are but what am I? Fucking coward didn’t have the balls to debate her there (“New political ad for Rick Scott attacks ‘latte liberal’ who yelled at him,” April 8). He has to have his people attack her. Spineless, corrupt ASSHOLE. Tonya Erwin, via Facebook

Movies opening this week: Barbershop: The Next Cut and Criminal

music 34 Return of the boom bap Class is in session with KRS-One, the scholar of hip-hop

35 Sonic Templars

21 Live Active Cultures

Hard rock veterans the Cult on remaining vital after all these years

Live Active Cultures goes to Hollywood to cover its third Wizarding World of Harry Potter premiere

35 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

food & drink 23 Fully cocked Black Rooster Taqueria flies in the face of taco convention

23 Tip Jar Delays at local super-resto DoveCote, Bavaro’s picks up a real Neapolitan pizzaiolo, plus more in our weekly food roundup

24 Bar Exam Herman’s Loan Office offers the same focus on quality as sister bar Hanson’s Shoe Repair, but with the added advantage of elbow room

27 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

37 This Little Underground The reward of being original is the theme this week as Sadistik, Napalm Death, Melt-Banana and Melvins come into town

Calendar 38 Selections 40 The Week 41 Down the Road

Not sure he can take credit for jobs being added, either. Most of what he pointed to in that area were service jobs and parttime work without benefits, so not all jobs are equally good. Furthermore, ACA and insurance benefits in general aren’t simply handouts. I have many Republican friends who praise ACA and condemn Scott for his failure to expand Medicaid and Medicare. Those who say people can find another job if they don’t like the one they’ve got should really think about what they’re saying.

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in favor of same-sex marriages last year.

Recently, North Carolina lawmakers passed legislation that stops people from using a bathroom that doesn’t correspond to their biological sex.

“Really, what lies at the center of this is a denial of our existence, denial of our identities,” she says. “The recent legislation that seeks to ban people from using the restroom is just trying to wish transgender people away. To see the proposed rule change from DCF, it was heartbreaking to see the word transgender struck

through. It’s like seeing our identities erased. We deserve dignity and respect.”

Willard says DCF is under pressure from Gov. Rick Scott and “far-right organizations.” John Tupps, spokesperson for Scott, told NSF: “The governor’s office collaborates with all state agencies and we are fully aware of rulemaking going on at DCF. We encourage all parties to provide their input during this process.”

DCF is accepting the public’s opinion on the proposed rule until April 15. –Monivette Cordeiro

Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer focuses on transportation, connectivity in annual address

A DCF walks back new rules for LGBT foster youth

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fter high-profile backlash in several Southern states that have introduced anti-LGBT legislation, Florida officials are also coming under heavy criticism after backtracking on a proposal that would have protected LGBT foster youth from discrimination.

The Department of Children and Families had proposed rule changes that would ban anti-LGBT bullying, discrimination and “conversion therapy,” which attempts to change a child’s sexual orientation or gender identity. But after objections from religious groups, the rule now bans discrimination or harassment “on the basis of a child’s race, national origin, religion, gender, disability, or any other characteristic. The words “gender expression, sexual orientation” were crossed out of the proposed rule.

DCF Secretary Mike Carroll says the modified language in the rule expands protections for children “regardless of inherent traits, personal characteristics or past experiences.”

“The business of child welfare should not be politicized,” says Carroll. “DCF absolutely does not and will not tolerate any discrimination against any vulnerable child for any reason. Every vulnerable child is entitled to our protection.”

The Florida Baptist Children’s Homes and the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops submitted letters to DCF in January opposing the original language.

The Tampa Bay Times reported that the letters “refer to being transgender as a ‘mistaken belief’ and say setting aside gender identity and sexual orientation is

‘unwarranted.’”

“The definition of ‘sexual orientation’ could encompass sexual conduct outside of marriage, thus legally affirming and specially protecting that conduct,” says Michael Sheedy, executive director of the Conference of Catholic Bishops, in the letter. “Clearly, every child should be safe from bullying and harassment in the care of state of Florida. An expectation of abstinence for school-aged children from sexual activity should be established.”

The News Service of Florida reports that by late January, the language both religious groups opposed was gone. Last Friday at a hearing on the proposed rule, LGBT advocates and foster youth asked DCF to restore the proposed language.

Hannah Willard, spokesperson for Equality Florida, says that like antidiscrimination protections against race, religion and national origin, LGBTQ youth need specific protections as well to provide a clear expectation that some behaviors won’t be tolerated. Between 20 and 40 percent of homeless youth in the U.S. identify as LGBTQ, according to Lambda Legal, a civil rights organization that focuses on these communities.

“DCF asked child welfare advocates for recommendations,” she says. “It’s not accurate to say these protections are not needed when the department asked for them last year.”

Willard says the controversy surrounding this proposed rule change in Florida is part of the larger backlash the LGBTQ community has faced across the country since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled

t his annual State of the City speech, Mayor Buddy Dyer outlined his idea of what Orlando has to do to become a defining city of the 21st century.

“In the century ahead, it’s cities that connect innovation, transportation, opportunity and quality of life together that will drive our country forward,” he says. “We must become Orlando: the City Connected.”

Dyer highlighted $10 billion that regional governments have invested in transportation projects, such as SunRail expansion into Kissimmee, the I-4 Ultimate Project and the Brightline, a proposed express train from Orlando

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The city is also exploring initiatives like the launch of the FireSpring Fund, which provides seed funding for technology and advanced manufacturing entrepreneurs in Central Florida, and appointing a senior adviser on homelessness and social services who is dedicated to solving the issue in the city.

“From permits to planning, to connecting residents with resources and partners, we’re going to modernize our systems, reduce and eliminate unnecessary steps and provide the best customer service anywhere,” Dyer says. “We are going to be the easiest place to do business in America.” – MC

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Florida’s latest anti-abortion law, a classic example of targeted regulation of abortion providers, snares women and clinics in ever-tighter restrictions

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er husband had already moved on to his new life when Amanda found out she was pregnant.

At 23, the Melbourne woman thought she had a loving marriage – until the day last September when her husband informed her they didn’t. Now she was single, and life was a fast-paced blur: getting a job that would support her 4-year-old and 1-year-old sons, filing divorce papers, finding a baby-sitter, deciding whether to attend nursing school, scheduling parental visits, making home payments and bills, and finding the fleeting hours in between to hold her baby tight.

And now, a missed period. Another mouth to feed.

Amanda (last name withheld to protect her privacy) says she called her ex-husband, who by that time had moved to a different state to be with someone else. When she told him she was pregnant, Amanda remembers he told her, “OK. Do what you want.”

So she made a choice for herself and her family.

Amanda was about six weeks pregnant when she scheduled an appointment at the Planned Parenthood clinic in downtown Orlando. Her sister Chelsea drove an hour and a half from Altamonte Springs to Melbourne to pick her up and drive up to Orlando. They were running late, so Amanda called the clinic to let them know she would still be coming.

“No, you’re just getting an ultrasound today,” the clinic receptionist told her. “You have to wait 24 hours.”

The sisters listened in shock as the receptionist explained the law. The day before, Feb. 26, a law went into effect mandating that women must wait 24 hours after an ultrasound before undergoing the abortion procedure. The receptionist told Amanda and Chelsea that clinic staff had spent all day Friday trying to call their patients to let them know that they couldn’t have the

abortion they scheduled on Saturday and would have to come back on Wednesday, the other day the clinic does abortions. When the sisters finally arrived at the clinic, they waited with a room full of other upset women who had collected the funds, arranged days off work and traveled from different cities only to be denied by the state. Florida law requires women seeking an abortion to undergo an ultrasound, which they don’t have to look at, but must sign off on. Amanda says the doctor had to zoom in five times to show her the embryo, which looked like a tiny line on the ultrasound picture. Conservative lawmakers and Gov. Rick Scott supported the 2011 measure, theorizing that women would make a different decision after seeing the image.

“It’s the biggest bunch of bullshit I’ve ever heard,” Amanda says. “Some of the girls waiting were telling the nurses, ‘We will pay you more, can you please just do

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it today?’ If you’ve already mustered up the courage to call Planned Parenthood, show up, go through the ultrasound, what makes you think a couple of hours will change my mind?”

But despite the mandatory ultrasounds and 24-hour waiting period, Florida’s lawmakers weren’t quite done. Three weeks ago, on March 25, Scott signed into law House Bill 1411, a seemingly innocuous bill that increases regulations on the 62 abortion clinics across the state. The bill is similar to laws in other states, most notably Texas, that critics call Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers (TRAP) laws because they place onerous and medically unnecessary restrictions on abortion providers in an effort to close clinics. The Guttmacher Institute, a research organization that promotes reproductive rights and health, says as of 2016, 24 states across the country have some form of a TRAP law. Last year, almost 400 restrictions on abortion services were introduced into state legislatures, the Institute finds.

The 2013 Texas law, which supporters say was meant to improve the standard of care and protect women (not make it so inconvenient to get a legal abortion that women will give up), is currently being challenged before the United States Supreme Court. Opponents argue it places undue burdens on women who want to end a pregnancy. If the Texas law stands, that would leave nine abortion clinics in that state.

Anti-abortion activists and conservative lawmakers argue these laws are trying to protect women, not stopping the practice. But Laura Goodhue, executive director of the Florida Alliance of Planned Parenthood affiliates, says the laws are an extremely coordinated attack on women’s health care. In 2014, roughly 72,100 abortions were performed in Florida according to state health records, the Associated Press reports.

“None of this is medically necessary whatsoever,” she says. “Women have the legal rights to obtain a medical procedure and when you punish providers, women are punished regardless.”

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awn Porter says she was one of the many people who had no idea that TRAP laws were being enacted all over the country. For her 2016 documentary, Trapped, the filmmaker followed abortion clinics in Mississippi, Texas and Alabama for two and a half years as they fought to stay open.

“The most common reaction from people after they watch the film is ‘I’m so angry’ and ‘I had no idea,’” she says.

“It confirms what I suspected, which is people are not aware of how the laws are actually working in practice. It’s hard to explain why something that sounds good, like ‘The Women’s Health and Safety Protection Act,’ is troubling.”

At first glance, TRAP laws might seem easy to comply with, like the law that requires abortion clinic doctors to obtain admitting privileges, which are the rights to admit patients at nearby hospitals.

But hospitals can refuse these doctors, which can then lead to the closure of clinics. In Mississippi, seven local hospitals refused to provide admitting privileges to two doctors in the state’s only abortion clinic. When the law went into effect in Texas, multiple clinics closed.

A similar thing happens with transfer agreements, which require abortion clinics to get an agreement that a hospital will admit emergency patients. Hospitals are already legally required to do that, but if they refuse to issue a formal agreement, clinics can be forced to shut down.

Another TRAP law that might seem like a good idea is requiring abortion clinics to act as ambulatory surgical centers. Some

“I’ve already mustered up the courage to call, show up, go through the ultrasound. What makes you think a couple of hours will change my mind?”

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states tried to force clinics to make costly renovations, such as Kansas, which tried to regulate janitor closets, or Virginia, which tried to force one clinic to widen its doorways and hallways to fit a hospital stretcher.

The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists says the Texas law sets a higher standard for abortions than for other procedures, such as colonoscopies, wisdom tooth removal or tonsillectomies – all of which have statistically higher risks of complication than abortion.

“The fact is that abortion is one of the safest medical procedures,” the organization says in a press release. “The risk of complications from abortion is minimal, with less than 0.5 percent of abortions involving major complications.”

In the current case before the U.S. Supreme Court, Texas officials argued HB 2, the 2013 Texas bill that increased restrictions on abortion clinics and that

what herbs they can use to induce an abortion and crossing the border to get misoprostol [the medical abortion pill] at Mexican pharmacies.”

It’s hard to know the exact number of women who have tried to end their pregnancies on their own as TRAP laws pass across the country, because it’s a sensitive topic, but there are other ways to know what women are doing. The New York Times analyzed Google searches and found that last year, there were more than 700,000 nationwide searches looking into self-induced abortions. That included: 160,000 searches asking how and where to buy abortion pills; 4,000 searches asking how to do coat-hanger abortions; tens of thousands of searches into self-inducing abortions through high doses of parsley or vitamin C; and a few hundred asking how to end a pregnancy by introducing bleach into the uterus or punching a pregnant woman in the stomach.

Last year, there were more than 700,000 Google searches nationwide on how to self-induce abortions. lawmakers said would improve women’s health, didn’t have much of an effect.

But the Texas law did have a profound impact on women’s health, says Dan Grossman, an investigator with the Texas Policy Evaluation Project and a professor at the University of California, San Francisco.

Since 2013, the number of abortion providers in Texas has dropped from 41 to 18, according to TxPEP. The remaining facilities couldn’t keep up with demand, and TxPEP found that some Texas women were waiting up to 20 days for the procedure – which, given the 20-week limit, in some cases made the procedure illegal.

Before HB 2, the average one-way distance to the nearest abortion clinic was 17 miles. After HB 2, it was 70 miles.

That, Grossman says, has led to anecdotal reports of women self-inducing their abortions.

“I’m not hearing about invasive things like coat hangers, but women have tried a variety of things,” he says. “There are reports of women calling clinics asking

Porter says that while she was making Trapped she heard that some women had started an underground network and were training people on how to do abortions. Porter adds there was some insight into the reasoning behind these laws after Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s recent comment that “there has to be some form of punishment” for women who get abortions (a legal medical procedure), and then his rapid reversal when even anti-abortion activists disagreed on actual criminal penalties for women.

“I am thrilled Trump said that because it points to the real, logical conclusions of the laws that they’re enhancing,” she says. “If abortion providers don’t comply with the law, there are criminal penalties.

There’s no crime if the woman doesn’t seek the abortion. Women have been put in jail for trying to self-abort. … If you think that’s what the law should be, then say it. Say you want to regulate it. It’s all a very underhanded way of behaving.” orlandoweekly.com

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he Republican-led Florida Legislature went even further than Texas when they passed HB 1411, says Elizabeth Nash, the senior state issues associate at the Guttmacher Institute.

In addition to requiring that abortion clinics be treated more like surgical centers and have admitting privileges or transfer agreements with nearby hospitals, Florida’s version blocks Planned Parenthood clinics from receiving nearly $200,000 in Medicaid reimbursement for preventative services like cancer screenings, STD tests and contraception. (Under the federal Hyde Amendment, using Medicaid funds for abortion is already banned.) This affects all 22 Planned Parenthood clinics in the state, including the seven that don’t do abortions at all.

The reasoning behind this, according to Republican state Sen. Rob Bradley, is that “the idea that those taxpayer dollars would go to an organization that performs abortions is simply intolerable,” the Tampa Bay Times reports. CBS Miami reports a spokesperson for the U.S. Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services notified Scott after he signed HB 1411 that Florida has an obligation to “ensure Medicaid beneficiaries continue to have access to services provided by any willing provider.”

The law also changes Florida’s definition of the first pregnancy trimester. Like other states, Florida launched an investigation into Planned Parenthood clinics in the state after highly edited, altered (and since debunked) videos about the use of fetal tissue were released by antiabortion activists. Florida’s Agency for Health Care Administration alleged three Planned Parenthood clinics in the state performed second-trimester abortions without proper licenses. After Planned Parenthood pointed out that AHCA was using a different definition than doctors do of what the first trimester is, HB 1411 created a legal definition.

The law also toughens restrictions on improper disposal of fetal remains, requires the state to inspect at least half of clinic records every year, forces clinics to submit monthly reports detailing abortions and requires abortion referral or counseling agencies to register with AHCA. It’s not clear yet what impact the law will have on the clinics. But some, Nash says, will almost certainly close.

“What we saw before Roe v. Wade was handed down was laws that straight-out banned abortions,” she says. “Now we’re seeing laws that make abortion difficult to access. The impact is similar in that it reduces the availability of women to obtain an abortion. But it does nothing to prevent the need for abortion. If you would be interested, you would see states

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heavily investing in family planning and sex education.”

Florida Sen. Kelli Stargel and Rep. Colleen Burton, both Republicans from Lakeland, sponsored the Senate and House versions of the law, respectively.

Stargel says nothing in the bill is going to close down clinics. She argues that lawmakers modeled it to be “constitutional.”

In Planned Parenthood v. Casey, the U.S. Supreme Court said the state can regulate abortion, but those regulations must not impose an undue burden on a woman’s constitutional right to an abortion.

“Abortions will continue; the clinics will just have oversight on them to do it properly,” she says. “The nature of the regulations means inspecting them more frequently. None of these are huge leaps for them, not to the level they’re saying.

What will happen is it will hold them to a higher standard, and that’s a welcome burden. They need to be held to the same standard as other clinics.”

Stargel says the bill doesn’t punish anybody, but affects women in positive ways.

She adds that abortion is just as invasive a procedure as liposuction, and that Florida “shouldn’t have a double standard” when it comes to clinics.

Florida Rep. Lori Berman, D-Lantana, says the bill’s supporters argued there were more than enough places women could go to instead of Planned Parenthood.

Stargel says Florida Family Policy Council, a group that is “pro-life, pro-family,” according to its website, provided a list claiming there are 636 federally qualified health center sites and rural health clinics in the state of Florida.

When Berman asked Burton for the list, she was dismayed to find it included 67 schools with nurses; optometrists, like Arcadia Family Optometry Center; dentists, like Apopka Dental Care; the Salvation Army; and podiatrists, like Riverview Foot and Ankle Specialists – nowhere you could actually get reproductive health care.

Stargel says the list is not accurate, but there are local health clinics that can accommodate people and the state has increased funding to those facilities.

Orlando Weekly reached out to Florida Family Policy Council for comment, but did not receive a response by press time.

Mara Gambineri, communications director for the Florida Department of Health, says the department’s current contracts with clinics are in place through the end of the fiscal year on June 30.

“The department is reviewing our options,” Gambineri says. “Family planning is a core function of public health and there will be no interruption in services.”

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Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida, says local clinics don’t know what the impact of HB 1411 will be, but she predicts women at or below poverty level will feel the brunt of the burden.

“I do this work because I’ve worked in countries where abortion access is limited,” she says. “It doesn’t decrease the number of abortions, but it vastly increases medical complications. In many countries where abortion is illegal and access is difficult, abortion-related deaths are one of the highest reasons young women die.”

vate donations to send Mississippi women to facilities in Florida, Alabama and other states, sometimes paying for the abortion, the plane ticket and a hotel.

“Just like before Roe v. Wade, women with means could always find a safe abortion,” says Joan Lamunyon Sanford, executive director of the New Mexico Religious Coalition for Reproductive Choice, which helps women secure abortions in the Southwest. “It’s women living on margins, then and now, who don’t have the credit card, don’t have paid leave or extra income, that are really being hurt by this legislation.”

Back in Florida, Amanda says she

The law sets a higher standard for abortions than for other, higher-risk procedures, such as colonoscopies, wisdom tooth removal or tonsillectomies.

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aurie Roberts has heard it all.

The president of the Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund gets stories from women who try to end their pregnancies with herbal remedies, vitamin C flushes or by having someone push them down the stairs. She’s heard of women who’ve accidentally overdosed on misoprostol or tried to pay someone to beat them up. Mississippi has one abortion clinic for the entire state, and its restrictive abortion laws disproportionately affect poor women of color, Roberts says.

“One of the earliest messages I remember, because I was so horrified,” Roberts says, “was we got a message from a woman asking us to please help her friend because the boyfriend had told her to drink bleach to end her pregnancy and she thought her friend would.”

Abortion fund organizations, like the one Roberts runs and the Central Florida Women’s Emergency Fund, exist across the county. The Mississippi fund uses pri-

thought about ending her pregnancy on her own for a second, but accidentally bleeding to death was not something she could risk with two kids depending on her. Her procedure was $375, a price that includes a discount but doesn’t take into the account the extra costs incurred because of the 24-hour waiting period.

After waiting four days, Amanda and Chelsea took another day off to repeat the same process later that week. The procedure was quick, and soon she was back home in Melbourne with her children.

“It doesn’t bother me,” Amanda says about the procedure. “It’s my body. I did what’s best for my family. I just wanted to ask these people who were outside the abortion clinic yelling at us to have the baby, are you going to pay to send my child to college in 18 years? Groceries?

Diapers? These are the same people who complain about paying for food stamps, Medicaid, yet they’re going to force me into poverty?” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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We’re still 30-ish days away from the 2016 Orlando Fringe, but the runup to the 25th annual festival is already well underway; the first preview performance was April 4 at the Venue. In its second year as a “bring your own venue,” Blue Star’s stage (confusingly dubbed Fringe’s Black Venue) is hosting a hand-picked lineup of artists unable to get into the fest through the lottery.

The diverse offerings will include international Fringe circuit favorites T.J. Dawe and Martin Dockery, along with Orlando’s own Voci Dance, presenting their first ticketed Fringe show after several years of pop-up performances. Sarah-Lee Dobbs, last year’s critics’ pick for best female performer, stars in the grim kidnapping drama Nine; Central Florida Vocal Arts is offering satirical opera inspired by The Bachelor; and Grace Scully and Jack Kreeger have created a semi-improvised musical called This Too Shall Be Swept Away.

And of course, the Venue will feature burlesque every midnight, ranging from lighthearted cabaret (Black Garter Dolls and Blacklist Babes, Corsets & Cuties) to hard-core erotica (Big Bang Boom), so you can always cap your night with some naughtiness.

Step into the light The Casselberry Art House, once a hidden gem, comes out of the shadows with an ambitious show of light sculptures

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asselberry can get lost in that netherworld between Maitland and the great out-there; snarled in traffic, its chief landmark has long been the dilapidated Orlando Jai-Alai fronton on 17-92.

The Casselberry Art House, a midcentury residence the city converted to an experimental gallery some time ago, was once a lonely outpost, but the city has finally given this jewel a cultural setting: Lake Concord Park, still a work in progress. Artists used to be some of the few non-locals trekking out to the Casselberry Art House for its offbeat shows, but it isn’t such a secret anymore, now that Lake Concord Park is aiming to become Casselberry’s cultural center.

On the evening of April 16, the city will host IlluminART: Spotlight on Sculpture, a temporary installation featuring six local artists’ lightworks joining the park’s permanent sculptures.

“We already have a fine permanent collection at the lake,” Casselberry recreation manager Linda Moore said as she showed us around last week. “It will be exciting to add a few more that incorporate LED lighting, projections and other effects.”

Marcos Cruz, Marla E, Jeff Hoffman, Susan Menand, Amy Wieck and Bianca Braga are included in this new crop of artists expanding the Art House’s experimental nature.

The new works are temporary – for “about a week,” said Moore, when asked how long viewers can see them. Some of them will play off the permanent sculptures as well, giving them a light treatment visible after the sun goes down. Marla E, whose

work appears in the Mayor’s Gallery in Orlando City Hall, will install a colorfully glowing “Eve Cube,” and Jeff Hoffman will illuminate an ice sculpture that will slowly thaw and inseminate the earth with seeds.

(These were revealed to us by Art House staff; other sculptures will remain a surprise for viewers at the event.)

The permanent work installed in the park by 12 different artists is also worth visiting, including a colorful 1960 mural

by Cuban artist Antonio Martinez Andrés (it was rescued from a bank that the State Road 436 construction project gobbled up) and sculptures by well-established local artists Chris Scala, Jacob Harmeling and Johann Eyfells.

With 17-92 thrumming safely in the distance, the city hopes this park will grow as a cultural hub. It has a lot going for it – shade, a boardwalk around a little lake and various recreational structures.

(Threatening the tranquility is an adjoining $34 million mixed-use complex now under construction, complicating the parking situation.) In the art spaces of Central Florida, Casselberry is joining other cities in the mission to share art with the public.

It’s high time. arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Sadly, I have to share yet another fundraiser supporting a member of Orlando’s theater community with health problems. Over the past two decades, Tommy Mangieri has designed and painted countless sets for area stages, bringing both his immense artistic talents and warm, giving heart to every show I’ve had the honor to collaborate with him on. Mangieri was recently diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor and is seeking treatment at New York’s Mayo Clinic. Visit gofundme.com/eewzdbtw to contribute toward Mangieri’s considerable medical expenses, and shout it out loud with me: Cancer sucks.

NOW PLAYING American Idiot staged reading, April 13 at Theatre Winter Haven … Spotlight Cabaret: Kevin Kelly, April 13-14 at Winter Park Playhouse … The PRT’s How to Hold Hands, through April 17 at Orlando Shakes … Bay Street Players’ Once Upon a Mattress, through May 1 at Historic State Theatre, Eustis … Long Day’s Journey Into Night, through April 17 at Mad Cow … Showtime, through April 23 at Winter Park Playhouse … Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike, through May 1 at Orlando Shakes.

UPCOMING Hello, Dolly, April 15-23 at Annie Russell Theatre at Rollins College … Zanna, Don’t!, April 15-30 at Parliament House … Cabaret Series: Rebecca Fisher, April 19 at the Abbey … Singin’ in the Rain, April 29-May 29 at Garden Theatre.

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It’s a Muggle madness marathon as Live Active Cultures goes to Hollywood to cover its third Wizarding World of Harry Potter premiere

PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY

Harry Potter may have battled

boggarts and bested a basilisk, but last week I did the Boy Who Lived one better by surviving my third Wizarding World grand opening. Following Universal Orlando’s record-breaking debuts of Hogsmeade in 2010 and Diagon Alley in 2014, Universal Studios Hollywood became the latest theme park to sport a J.K. Rowling-approved attraction on April 7, and once again I was on hand to experience the premiere.

My Muggle madness marathon began last Tuesday with a star-studded red-carpet VIP party worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster.

Steven Spielberg breezed past me without stopping to chat, but Talking Dead’s Chris Hardwick assured me that a magic wand would “take out Negan’s bat in a second!” As guests guzzled free-flowing booze and Butterbeer, legendary composer John Williams conducted the Los Angeles Philharmonic playing his Potter film score while stunning projection mapping magically brought Hogwarts Castle to life; even without the orchestra, Universal could easily charge guests big money for this kind of spectacle.

Wednesday was taken up by media interviews with Potter film stars and Universal executives, along with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the new land absent any ordinary guests. Actors Warwick Davis (Professor Flitwick), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy), and James and Oliver Phelps (Fred and George Weasley) repeated many of the same anecdotes they’ve shared at past Orlando events, but Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood) demonstrated once again why she’s my favorite unguarded interview subject, bluntly opining that “there’s more progress to be made” with Universal’s vegan-unfriendly menus.

I still shudder at memories of the original Hogsmeade’s opening, when ginormous queues circumnavigated CityWalk and I-4 traffic backed up for miles. But a combination of factors – an ungodly early 6:30 a.m. opening hour, blackouts for annual

Hogwarts Express at Universal Studios Hollywood

passholders, announcements that the park was sold out in advance and some authentically English rain – made Thursday’s debut unexpectedly docile. Though hundreds of hard-core fans huddled overnight outside the park, barely 6,000 guests shuffled into the Wizarding World during its opening hour, and by late afternoon waits for the rides were remarkably brief.

Now that the confetti has been cleared away, how does Hollywood’s Harry Potter land compare to the original in Orlando?

Sorry, Floridians, but California’s crushes ours in ways both subtle and significant.

Under superficial observation, it looks like a clone, but adjustments and enhancements are found throughout, starting with the shifting of shops to create a bit of much-needed breathing room. Gladrags Wizardwear is now an actual clothing store, instead of a false facade, and Wiseacres Wizarding Equipment has been imported from Diagon Alley. Ollivanders Wand Shop has relocated across the street and doubled in size, making it that much easier to buy your $48 wand for triggering the new and improved interactive windows hidden among the storefronts.

Orlando’s Dragon Challenge roller coaster is entirely absent. An extra-cost Hogwarts Express photo-op is where the ride’s lockers would be, and a dead-end door – leading directly to the rumored future home of Hollywood’s Diagon Alley – sits where Florida’s attraction entrance is. The Flight of the Hippogriff kiddie coaster is a new Mack-made model rather than an aging Vekoma, providing a smoother, snappier ride. Even the Three Broomsticks restaurant was modestly improved with some dishes from Orlando’s Leaky Cauldron, though the ambrosial hot Butterbeer isn’t yet on their menu.

Aesthetically, the biggest difference between the two Hogsmeades is in their approach to immersiveness. Orlando’s land is famously isolated from the rest of the park, preserving the visual illusion of entering another world. Due to its constrained geography in a dense urban environment, Hollywood’s version doesn’t have the same

luxury, and it’s admittedly odd to see office buildings and the lights of Los Angeles intruding on some sightlines. But supervising art director Alan Gilmore outdid himself compensating for the compromised views, extending rockwork on buildings that were left exposed in Orlando and slightly reorienting Hogwarts Castle so that the distant mountains substitute as the Scottish Highlands, creating unparalleled vistas from the peak of Hippogriff’s lift hill.

Gilmore told me he even adapted his palette to the “high-definition” California sunlight, which doesn’t dull colors over distance the way Florida’s does, and added additional layers of dirt, grime and texture in every corner.

Ironically, the only altered element of Hollywood’s attraction that I didn’t feel was an unambiguous improvement is the one that’s been most intensively advertised. The signature Forbidden Journey dark ride received a host of upgrades, from streamlined locker access and an Express queue option to more dynamic lighting and audio effects and expanded sets in the already-impressive Forbidden Forest and Chamber of Secrets scenes. Best of all, the skeletal Dementors are more numerous and detailed than before, reinstating several animatronics supposedly deemed too scary for Orlando’s audience.

But unfortunately, the hyped conversion of the ride’s filmed sequences to 3-D is a mixed bag at best. The glasses, styled after Quidditch safety goggles, allow distracting light to leak in around their periphery, and though some objects (like the Golden Snitch) seem to come convincingly close to riders, the projections appeared oversaturated and unfocused, possibly making it more puke-inducing than Orlando’s original, despite less aggressive motion from the “floating bench” ride vehicles.

Thankfully, Universal Creative president Mark Woodbury said they have no immediate plans to bring the 3-D to Florida. For now, Potter devotees will have to apparate westward to decide for themselves which Wizarding World is the best. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

Bavaro’s Pizza Napoletana has secured the services of Giulio Abussi, a Neapolitan pizzaiolo who could be the best in the city. The pizza and pasta house is set to open an outpost in St. Pete next month and one in Lake Nona later this year.

OPENING DoveCote, the highly anticipated brasserie from Clayton Miller (Food & Wine’s Best New Chef 2010), James & Julie Petrakis (Ravenous Pig) and Gene Zimmerman (Courtesy Bar) will open in mid- to late-June, not this spring as initially thought … Black Rock Bar & Grill, a Michigan-based outfit specializing in certified Angus beef steaks served on a sizzling black stone, will open later this spring on Conroy-Windermere Road.

CLOSING Sankalp, the Indian restaurant on West Sand Lake Road near the Florida Mall, has closed.

Black Rooster Taqueria

Fully cocked Black Rooster Taqueria flies in the face of taco convention

BY FAIYAZ KARA BLACK ROOSTER TAQUERIA 1323 N. Mills Ave. | 407-601-0994 | blackroostertaqueria.com | $$

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lack Rooster Taqueria, the first of many highly anticipated restaurants slated to open in 2016, was the unquestionable “it spot” among the city’s scenesters and eaters these past couple of months. Tables (handcrafted by chefowner John Calloway, it should be noted) were hard to come by, as seemingly all of Mills 50 was licking their chops at the prospect of gorging on BRT’s “farm to taco” cuisine, and justifiably so. Having worked with renowned chef-restaurateur Richard Sandoval for 10 years in various capacities from chef de cuisine to executive chef, Calloway is more than familiar with the authentic flavors of Mexican cuisine.

He’s traveled the world opening modMex restos like Maya, La Sandia and Tamayo, but, lucky for us, he and his wife, Juliana, chose Orlando to put down roots.

(Juliana grew up here.) Given their skill set and what they regard as an exciting

and pivotal juncture in the city’s culinary timeline, opening a rootsy neighborhood taqueria seemed like a no-brainer.

But this isn’t your average taqueria, esé.

Black Rooster’s tacos are as fat as they are carefully and authentically constructed – bracing epazote in the vegetarian ($4) taco; pickled chile poblano and Oaxaca cheese in the beef-and-bacon asada ($4.50); and earthy achiote in a pork shoulder slowroasted in a banana leaf ($3.75). PR’s and Tijuana Flats this is not, even if the pork taco did require a dab of house-made habañero hot sauce to round it off.

I would like to have seen more than just one sope on the menu, but the meatball ($3) version of the popular antojito might be all they need. The meaty orb of beef and pork was poca madre, and the thick corn masa cake was resilient enough to hold toppings of pinto beans, cabbage, black mole, roasted peanuts and cilantro. If sides are desired, the subtly bitter cilantro-poblano rice ($3) may not suit all tastes, but herbaceous Colombian pinto beans ($4) cooked with pork shoulder likely will.

I didn’t expect to see a kale salad ($8.50) on the menu, but it was one of the more texturally brilliant I’ve sampled anywhere, thanks to healthy additions of red radish, green cabbage, grapes, spicy pecans and queso fresco. One of my favorite items, however, is the meaty stew of beef achiote ($10.50). The hunk of beef shoulder just falls apart, and even better, the broth is essenced with Peruvian aji panca and orange. Sweet plantains couldn’t have made a more perfect complement. A pumpkinseed dip with tomatillo, blood orange and serrano peppers ($5) rivals the guacamole ($6) for dip supremacy here, though I much prefer the latter. Two desserts – the tres leches ($3.50) and the chocolate-chipotle flan ($3.50) – both leave the sort of lasting impressions desserts should leave.

The name, in case you’re wondering, isn’t an homage to the dark arts – rather, it stems from a childhood memory. Calloway’s boyhood days spent on his grandfather’s farm in Hudson Valley would inevitably commence with a crowing black rooster that held no regard for a young boy’s desire to sleep in. But what started out as an object of scorn and derision soon became a fond remembrance, so much so that to Calloway, the black rooster now signifies great times and great food.

I’m sure patrons would agree.

EVENTS Fresh off his cooking stint at the James Beard House, Cress Restaurant’s Hari Pulapaka will stage Sunday brunch at Vo-LaSalle Farms in DeLeon Springs Sunday, April 17. Cost is $50; see cressrestaurant.com for details … Calling all Pappy Van Winkle fans!

The second annual Orlando Whiskey Festival takes place at the Audi South dealership on Vineland Road Sunday, April 17. Tickets range from $95 to $295; see whiskeynbizz.com for details … The sixth annual Science of Wine event at the Orlando Science Center is Saturday, April 30, from 7-10 p.m. For $95, you can sample more than 150 wines from around the world and fare from many local restaurants, including Black Rooster, Ravenous Pig, Hawkers, Kasa and more.

Go to osc.org to learn more … The sixth annual Taste of I-Drive is Sunday, May 1, at I-Drive 360 with food and drink from nine area restaurants including Tapa Toro, Naru Sushi and Sugar Factory.

Tickets are $40; go to tasteatidrive360. com to purchase … Cask & Larder pairs up with the Funky Buddha Brewery for a three-course brunch Saturday, May 14.

Cost is $50; for reservations, call 321280-4200 … PB&G at the Four Seasons Resort now serves dinner Wednesday through Sunday nights from 6-9:30 p.m.

Coffee-crusted rotisserie rib-eye and Okinawan sweet potatoes, here I come.

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Herman’s Loan Office Address/phone/web:

Dog-friendly? Y

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22 W. Pine St., 407-649-0000

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

After work or after hours? Somewhere in between. It’s not a raucous late-night party crowd, but the bar doesn’t open until 8 p.m. most nights.

Not bad, but they are shared with Native Social Bar

Bag hooks? Y

Beer/wine or liquor too? There’s a small beer selection, but liquor is the star here. Sorry, oenophiles: no wine.

TVs? Y

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DJs? Y

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Check all that apply:

Live music? Y

fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles/cans (more than 15) wide selection on tap (more than 15)

Food served? Y

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Smoking allowed inside? Y Outside drinking? Y

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Loud music or background music?

Background music of the throwback variety (Dave Brubeck, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Otis Redding)

Games? Check all that apply: pinball video pool darts other: There’s a chess/checkers board on one of the coffee tables, but we didn’t see any pieces readily available.

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If you love the concept of Hanson’s Shoe Repair but prefer to have a little elbow room, rejoice: Herman’s Loan Office is exactly what you’ve been craving. The well-appointed space – practically a palace compared to the tight confines of Hanson’s – features the kind of furniture you’d expect to find in a bank: dark wooden coffee tables, nicely upholstered couches and chairs … and a white marble bar to tie the room together.

Chief creative bartender Rene Nguyen and his team sculpt a variety of forward-thinking cocktails. Try our favorite, the Dance at Bougival, a dark concoction of gin, prosecco, balsamic vinegar and Cynar served in a champagne flute. Or, if you don’t quite know what you want, the bartenders can craft something for you if you give them your preferences from three categories: Light or Dark, Refreshing or Spiritous, Comforting or Adventurous. Make it a point to check out their Friday happy hour, which features $6 bartender’s choice cocktails – no password required.

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Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House The high-end chophouse scene got a little beefier when Del Frisco’s returned to the city with its colossal, two-story Double Eagle steakhouse. Wet-aged USDA Prime steaks are the specialty, and you’ll feel your wallet crimp with every pricey bite, be it the 22-ounce bone-in ribeye or the wagyu tomahawk chop. Fanny Bay and Dabob oysters make delightful starters, while light and fluffy banana bread pudding makes the ideal capper. Wine lovers will rejoice in the 1,300 labels offered. Open daily; dinner only. 9150 International Drive, 407-351-5074; $$$$

Metro Diner Comfort food chain replicates an old-timey diner with its checkerboard floor, counter seating and Depression-era feel. Breakfast (served all day) is the main draw, with griddled items like the nutty waffle and croissant French toast being highlights. Hamburger steak and eggs suffered from an unfortunate dryness; the mandible-testing Pittsburgh sandwich with pastrami and fried egg fared much better. Open daily. 985 N. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, 407-917-8997; $$

Morimoto Asia Throngs clamor inside this palatial Disney Springs resto for a sighting of the celebrity chef, but ultimately settle for pricey, albeit well-executed, pan-Asian eats. Rock shrimp tempura, braised black cod, duck ramen and arresting Peking duck wow, and spicy yellowtail rolls and ethereal otoro are wonderful. Pairing meals with potent potables is easy here: plenty of sakes, beers and wine from which to choose. Reservations are recommended, though the second-floor Forbidden Lounge is a draw for the walk-up diner. Disney Springs, 1600 E. Buena Vista Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6686; $$$$

Market on South Vegan fare: It’s not just for vegans anymore, as this gathering ground for herbivores and omnivores alike demonstrates. In the mornings, lines run out the door for Valhalla Bakery’s delicious doughnuts, while visitors chow down on Dixie Dharma’s victuals – tasty tacos, BBQ pulled jackfruit and Georgia peach sloppy joes, for example – day and CONTINUED ON PAGE 28

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night. Humble Bumble kombuchas are also offered, as are Quantum Leap wines and rotating draft beers. Open daily. 2603 E. South St., 407-613-5968; $$

Urbain 40 French Colonial brasserie with a swing-era vibe is a stunner, and the high price you’ll pay is well worth the wallet crimp. Chef Jean-Stephane Poinard’s mushroomy crêpe urbain is reflective of native Lyonnaise cuisine, but stellar bouillabaise and duck three ways showcase his regional chops. Pastry chef Amanda McFall does no wrong, be it macarons, truffles, tortes or potent baba au rhum. 8000 Via Dellagio Way, 407-872-2640; $$$$

KrungThep Tea Time The interior of the Thai teahouse and sandwich joint has a stark, yet soothing, simplicity. While the Siamese cuisine is reduced to sandwiches and salads, don’t underestimate their flavorsome bites. The chicken gra-prow will be on your regular sandwich rotation, as will the marinated beef sammie with tangy and peppery “jaaw sauce.” Brick toast, like the “ka-ti” with condensed milk, coconut ice cream, honey and crushed peanuts, is a must, as are the plethora of teas, offered hot or cold. Open daily. 1050 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-733-3561; $

Tabla Cuisine After an extensive renovation, a new menu and some new personnel in the kitchen, this revamped Indian restaurant hasn’t missed a beat. It’s added a few, in fact, in the form of Chinese and Thai dishes. Skip tamarindsweetened pad Thai, and opt instead for stellar gobi Manchurian and lemon-coriander soup. Kebabs, be they lamb, chicken or otherwise, are some of the best in town.

Desserts can be hit or miss. Closed Mondays.

5827 Caravan Court, 407-248-9400; $$

Baoery Asian Gastropub Greg Richie’s pan-Asian “gastropub” might bring a sake-bomb atmo to Thornton Park, but the focus is on the sweet-and-spongy steamed buns. Pork belly and Korean fried chicken versions make for proper starters, though more bao need to be offered. A stellar bulgogi burger shows up other featured dishes like ramen and bibimbap. Requisite sake and cocktails slake the party crowd; some intriguing wines and beers are offered as well. Open daily. 617 E. Central Blvd., 407-849-9779; $$

Tapa Toro Tapa Toro has the looks and the dishes to match, no bull. Expertly crafted Spanish fare makes it well worth the drive to sample puckery gazpacho, perfect pulpo a la plancha, or pan rustico with a spread of Medjool dates and goat cheese. Plush skewers of beef tenderloin please and, apart from the lack of crusty socarrat, the paella with chicken, chorizo and lamb chops was utterly brilliant. More Spanish beers and sherries, please. Open daily. 8441 International Drive, 407-226-2929; $$$ ■

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FILM LISTINGS Animated Freethought Shorts Night A screening of animated short films.

Saturday, 10 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; 888821-1990; freethoughtfilmfest.org.

Donnie Darko The Swirlery continues its tribute to Drew Barrymore by pairing wines from her vineyard with one of her movies and gourmet popcorn. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $10; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.

End of the Rainbow This film explores the human dimensions of industrial gold mining on local populations, their economy, their traditions and their environment in Guinea, West Africa. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

The Jungle Book

Florida Film Festival The 25th annual Florida Film Festival brings 170 shorts, features and documentaries to the Enzian and Winter Park Village Regal for more than a week of cinematic celebration. Through Sunday; multiple locations; $11-$350; floridafilmfestival.com.

The bare necessities

Florida Film Festival Official After Party Filmmakers and film lovers gather for an evening of fun. New friends and future projects are celebrated in a casual atmosphere, and a highlight reel of films screened at this year’s festival is shown. Friday, 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; floridafilmfestival.com.

In The Jungle Book, Disney has that rare thing: a property worth rebooting, and a reboot worth the ticket price

Leviathan An experimental documentary focused on the commercial fishing industry in the North Atlantic created by filmmakers from the Sensory Ethnography Lab at Harvard University. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

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More Q Than A: The Dance of Reality Alejandro Jodorowsky’s first film in 23 years depicts the story of a Jewish Ukrainian trying to make his own way in a small Chilean town. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5.

Shakespeare Film Festival Celebrate William Shakespeare’s 400th birthday by viewing film adaptations of his work.

Thursday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

This Is Winter Jam Concert film of the world’s largest Christian music tour. Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

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ollywood is in the grips of a terrible fever that might most kindly be called “a fear of the new” or, less generously, “creative bankruptcy.” The disease has been manifesting itself in the spate of remakes and reboots of older films – sometimes of films that aren’t even that old.

(Spider-Man, for instance, is about to get his third big-screen reboot in only 15 years.)

Disney is suffering from a particularly virulent form of the syndrome: The studio is planning live-action remakes of all its classic animated films; we’ve already seen one in last year’s Cinderella, which was a wild commercial success but was almost entirely superfluous in a storytelling sense, or even merely as a moviegoing experience.

But sometimes there is a good reason to remake an old film, and Disney found it with its new version of The Jungle Book. A little darker than the 1967 cartoon, and not quite a musical – though it does include the two best songs from the previous film, “The Bare Necessities” and “I Wanna Be Like You” – this is a filmmaking achieve-

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ment that goes right up to the bleeding edge of what 21st-century cinema technology can do. This new Jungle Book tells a story that is strapping yet simple (certainly compared to the overstuffed blockbusters we are typically bombarded with) and hugely appealing. It’s a sheer delight for kids and adults alike, that rare family film that is actually suitable for the whole family, grown-ups too.

Here’s the thing, though: Despite its darker mood and tone, this Jungle Book is, like the original, mostly animated. Young Mowgli, the orphaned “man cub” raised by wolves in the Indian jungle, is played by a human being, young newcomer Neel Sethi, who is not only completely adorable but also exudes intelligence and packs a wallop of fierce determination. But he is the only live-action element. The jungle and all of the animals are computer-generated, though you’d be hard-pressed to guess that.

The lushness of Mowgli’s world is palpable, and the 3-D has beautiful depth that makes you feel as if you could walk right in. And the animals look utterly, touchably and in some cases – cute wolf cubs! – pettably real.

(The marvelous voice cast includes Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley, Idris Elba, Lupita Nyong’o, Scarlett Johansson, Giancarlo

Esposito, Christopher Walken and Garry Shandling.)

Screenwriter Justin Marks retains the core of Rudyard Kipling’s fiction – as well as that of the 1967 film – in the tale of Mowgli and his pals Bagheera the panther (voiced by Kingsley) and Baloo the bear (Murray), and Mowgli’s targeting by the man-eating tiger Shere Khan (Elba). But it expands here into a fable about not denying who you are – Mowgli will never be a wolf no matter how hard he tries – while also being loyal to your friends no matter who they are; Mowgli’s lack of wolfness does not restrict him from considering them his family anyway. And as Mowgli finds new ways to deploy his ”tricks” – as the other animals call his clever, and inevitably manlike, use of tools, such as turning a big shell into a bowl for drinking water – another fable creeps in: one about humanity’s responsibility to be thoughtful stewards of the natural world (which comes with the reminder that we are a part of it), because we have the potential to do such damage to it if we are careless.

But this is an action fantasy first! And director Jon Favreau stages some extraordinarily thrilling sequences; the landslide that sends a herd of water buffalo into a frenzy of stampeding fear is heartstopping, not least because Mowgli is right in the middle of it. In a way that few other movies have achieved – Avatar might be the only one – we are right in the middle of it, too, in every way we can be. This new Mowgli and his animal friends are true charmers. You won’t be able to get “Bare Necessities” out of your head for days afterward, and you won’t even mind. film@orlandoweekly.com

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Barbershop: The Next Cut

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OPENING IN ORLANDO Barbershop: The Next Cut Both of the previous Barbershop movies were lots of fun, but the second one was that rare sequel that’s superior to its predecessor in every way. It was an entertaining, insightful meditation on the true problems facing our so-called inner cities, and an examination of the pressures that modern-day mom-and-pop businesses confront in a world that pays them mostly in lip service. Part of the reason for the uptick in quality between installments 1 and 2 was the replacement of director Tim Story (he who fucked up the Fantastic Four before fucking up the Fantastic Four was cool). But this third chapter doesn’t retain anybody from the writing and directing team that made 2 such a success – not even writer Don D. Scott, who was involved in every outing up to now. Taking the reins as director is Malcolm D. Lee, whose reputation is mostly for sweeping up the remains of franchises like The Best Man and Scary Movie. Worse, there are troubling signs that the custodians of the Barbershop legacy don’t even remember their own history, given that the PR team is talking up the

supposedly novel development that the titular establishment has now gone co-ed. Sure, new recruit Nicki Minaj really brings the boom-boom, but what was Eve supposed to be all this time – a drag queen with a juice addiction? (PG-13)

Criminal Ever notice how many suspense movies are based on the idea of somebody’s brain getting stuck in the least appropriate body imaginable? Take Criminal, in which the memories and abilities of a government agent have to be transplanted into a violent outlaw.

Now, I ask you, who would consider that a good plan? Seriously, it would be like grafting a puppy onto a monkey onto a baby or something. That comparison wouldn’t have been possible when Criminal was originally scheduled for release at the ass end of last summer, but its postponement to spring 2016 may reap major dividends: It’s now the first action picture with name stars to open since Batman vs. Superman flamed out early. Starring roles for Ryan “Deadpool” Reynolds and Gal “Wonder Woman” Gadot only deepen the irony. (R) orlandoweekly.com

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frika Bambaata is widely regarded as the Godfather of hip-hop, and many consider Kool Herc to be the original King, but there’s one undisputed superlative: KRS-One is the Scholar. Born Lawrence Parker in the Bronx in 1965, KRSOne (which stands for “Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everyone”) committed himself and his first group, Boogie Down Productions, to an outspoken form of political activism and advocacy from the very start.

This mirrors Parker’s commitment to the craft: He left home at age 16 to pursue his hip-hop dreams at a time when no one was making a full-time living at it. He ended up in a South Bronx homeless shelter, where he met youth counselor Scott Sterling, who decided to back him in Boogie Down Productions as DJ Scott La Rock. The duo’s first album, 1987’s Criminal Minded, set the template for hard-core hip-hop, with Scott sampling everyone from James Brown to Billy Joel to Jamaican dancehall music, and KRS publicly battling hip-hop dignitaries Marley Marl and MC Shan over hip-hop’s true birthplace (Marl claimed Queens, KRS

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claimed the Bronx). Even more seminally, Scott and KRS appeared on the cover brandishing firearms and ammunition, a first in the popular music world.

But their posturing was meant to skewer the violence and drugs plaguing AfricanAmerican communities, and to satirize white America’s fetishization of it. In 1988, Scott La Rock was gunned down in a random street shoot-out, followed months later by the death of a fan at a KRS-One and Public Enemy concert. That jeopardized Boogie Down Productions’ future and torpedoed a record deal with Warner Brothers, but KRS persevered, starting the nonprofit group Stop the Violence and pivoting toward conscious, epistemological hip-hop on crucial BDP albums Ghetto Music: The Blueprint of Hip-Hop and Edutainment.

In the ’90s, KRS-One went solo, expanding his profile exponentially: a guest spot with alterna-rock heroes R.E.M., a fawning tribute from Sublime and a remix with Puff Daddy. But mainstream attention didn’t fit KRS well, and today his early solo period is more well-known for the “WOOP WOOP” refrain of racial profiling anthem “Sound of da Police,” the criminal justice reform crusade “Free Mumia” and a lengthy anticorporate feud with the BBC. Since then, KRS has focused on promoting hip-hop at every opportunity. He founded the Temple of Hip-Hop Ministry, Archive, School and Society to perpetuate Afrika Bambaata’s overarching idea that the art form was a deliberate attempt to effect positive change on the world. He worked as an A&R executive at Warner Brothers and Reprise to try and recruit young conscious rappers into the major-label fold. He wrote a 600-page religious treatise called The Gospel of Hip-Hop. And today, he spends just as much time lecturing at colleges and dissecting police brutality on cable news as he does performing. “I introduced the concept of being hip-hop, not just doing it,” he told the AV Club way back in 2001. “The concept of rap as something we do, while hip-hop is something we live … that’s the single most important contribution that I can offer. I make intelligence cool. I make spirituality cool. If we can make one’s devotion to God cool, then I think I did a great thing. I can rest in peace.”

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT

Hard rock veterans the Cult on remaining vital after all these years

BY NICK MCGREGOR

21 Savage Up-and-coming Atlanta rapper 21 Savage’s songs are dark and disorienting, with unremittingly grim street reportage wrapped up in murky, slurred and nightmarish grooves.

7 p.m. Wednesday, April 13, at the Social, $20-$25

Immortal Bird Chicago’s IB vomits forth a pleasing hybrid of powerhouse early-’90s FL death metal, augmented with influences from grindcore, black metal and the occasional experimental flourish.

8 p.m. Thursday, April 14, at Will’s Pub, $10

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Thursday, April 14 | House of Blues, 1490 E. Lake Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista | 407-9342583 | houseofblues.com/orlando | $35-$77.75

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here’s one claim you can’t level at the Cult: rock & roll retread. These psychedelic post-punkers formed in Yorkshire in 1981 around the core duo of Ian Astbury and Billy Duffy. But they broke big in the U.S. a few years later, bridging the gap between metal and grunge with dark rock hits “Love Removal Machine,” “Fire Woman” and “Sweet Soul Sister.” It was the Cult who introduced the world to a thenunknown Guns N’ Roses on a 1987 world tour. And it was the Cult who organized the first cross-genre festival, Gathering of the Tribes, in 1990.

By the mid-’90s, drugs and disillusion broke up the Cult; even after they reformed in 1999, an ill-fated deal with Atlantic Records set them back even further. In 2002, the Cult went on ice again, with Astbury filling Jim Morrison’s role in a 21st-century reboot of the Doors.

But once the Cult reunited for good in 2005, the band caught a third wind, transforming themselves into titans of the new international festival circuit. Their 2014 Coachella performance is widely considered one of the best rock performances in recent memory, and a trifecta of gripping original albums, 2007’s Born Into This, 2012’s Choice of Weapon and 2015’s Hidden

City, thrust them to the forefront of any conversation about modern rock. Orlando Weekly chatted with founding guitarist Billy Duffy about rock & roll passion, artistry over commercialism and combating the inevitability of extremism.

Songs like “Deeply Ordered Chaos” comment on contemporary events, like last year’s Paris terrorist attacks. That’s rare for an established band.

For Ian, Paris means a lot – it symbolizes everything that’s great about art. It’s the City of Light. … We wear our hearts on The Cult still tours relentlessly. Has that our sleeves and believe in what we do. We pace ever gotten to you or Ian or any of live it and breathe it. That song was written in response to the Charlie Hebdo attacks the other guys?

Billy Duffy: We’ve been around a while (January 2015); the album was recorded by – most of us are in our 60s – and the wear the time of the Eagles of Death Metal thing and tear, the physicality of touring, is a fac- (November 2015). But that just reinforced tor. We’re still doing about five gigs a week, the sentiment that it could have been us – which is sustainable. But touring is where we’ve played the Bataclan before. It looks you make your money – it’s not considered like the lunatics are going to be running the a holiday any more. And we are a touring asylum soon, and the inevitability of that band that makes records when we have extremism is sad. The sane people now are the silent majority again, and that’s a enough good songs to share with people. problem.

Last year’s Hidden City was the band’s 10th full-length in 32 years. What stands out to you about it?

We got the best out of the diverse material. Working with producer Bob Rock from the ground up helped guide our creativity in a structured way, and the beneficiary was the songs. There’s definitely a thirst from young people for rock music that doesn’t suck, made by people who are still alive and playing, not just old and fat and nostalgic.

So it’s a matter of re-engaging our fans who went to concerts all the time when they were 30 but are maybe 45 now and don’t do anything. That’s what Hidden City can do: reignite their passion for rock & roll.

Last year, Rolling Stone called the Cult “fearless and peerless.” Does that seem accurate or overblown to you?

I’ll take it. There are bands we respect, but I’m proud of what we’ve done, and we do it without fear. We pursue artistic choices, not commercial choices, as our primary concern. The rock & roll field is a fairly thin herd. That’s why we’re always looking to partner up with other interesting bands. Like Public Enemy – that was a great experiment that went really well. It worked.

It wasn’t just tokenism. Here’s to more of that if it can be done.

Hot-shit EDM producer Datsik – he of the recent “Smoke Bomb” collaboration with Snoop Dogg – is in the midst of a nationwide tour with fellow young turks Ookay and Drezo.

9 p.m. Friday, April 15, at Venue 578, $20-$30

Fox Fest College radio station WPRK hosts their annual free day of music and socializin’ headlined by Real Estate side project Ducktails and locals Sales, the Groove Orient and Ancient Sun. 4 p.m. Saturday, April 16, at Rollins College, free

Kronos Quartet Run, do not walk (but look both ways so as not to get hit by a golf cart; this is the Villages, after all) to the single Florida show from this stellar experimental string quartet.

7 p.m. Sunday, April 17, at the Sharon L. Morse Performing Arts Center, $15-$50

Tommy Frenzy’s Hard Drive It’s year zero circa ’77 all over again at Will’s with a show featuring Tommy Frenzy’s Hard Drive (of Tuff Darts infamy) and the promisingly snotty Vicious Dreams supporting.

9 p.m. Monday, April 18, at Will’s Pub, $5

The Used The first show in a two-night stand at HOB for these screamo godfathers, touring behind a new CD/DVD and their 15th (!) anniversary.

7 p.m. Tuesday, April 19, at House of Blues, $31

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Seattle alt-rapper Sadistik (April 6, Backbooth) is one of the modern renegades demolishing rap conventions while keeping it real even by rigid old-school metrics. The guy may sport gear like a Cannibal Holocaust shirt and look more like a heavy-metal frontman than an MC, but homie strafes his rhymes in tight, technical cadences. It’s no wonder he’s on Fake Four, the label founded by brothers Ceschi and David Ramos, two genrestretching rap iconoclasts who’ve set up permanent shop out on the game’s artiest frontiers. Alongside a stable deep in underground cred including luminaries like Sole, Busdriver and Florida originals Bleubird and Astronautalis, it’s one of the very few natural fits out there for a mold-breaker like Sadistik.

His sound is left-field dope with a very intimate kind of lyricism and expression, the kind that brings you into the soul of the man rather than force-feeding you what he loudly puts out. It’s emotional candor that’s more provocative and penetrating than what we’ve been programmed to expect from hip-hop.

Despite good recordings, nothing quite bottles the full intensity and authenticity of Sadistik’s live performance. Set against music and dim lighting thick with mood, he opened a vein with a flow that’s remarkably liquid despite its density. The affliction, sweat and catharsis he exudes

This tour funneled legendary marrow from the undergrounds of England, America and Japan to form a berserk multinational army of heaviness. live activate his words and feeling like no studio can.

Like the best indie rappers, Sadistik channels rap’s vigor to mine greater pathos.

The result is a fresh kind of swagger that doesn’t resort to basic schoolyard braggadocio. Throughout, he kept it personal, thanking the audience for turning out with striking humility and saying repeatedly, “I owe you guys.”

But maybe he’s got a point, because this congregation was a more pumped and tuned-in crowd than seen at most shows.

Any real artist would trade size for this kind of depth and true belief in an audience, and Sadistik is one who captures hearts and minds in a way that results in a particular kinship between artist and fan.

The inevitable manifestation of this bond is the kind of finale that has him down on the floor, in the heart of the fire, and making it go straight inferno.

The Savage Imperial Death March Tour (April 8, Plaza Live) funneled legendary marrow from the undergrounds of England, America and Japan to form a berserk multinational army of heaviness. Napalm Death was blistering and relentless. Though both the Melvins and

Melt-Banana were good as usual, the cavernous room didn’t do either many favors in terms of effect. Melt-Banana, despite being stripped down to a core duo, still managed through sheer intensity and freakiness. But the whole setup was a reminder of how truly and deeply I miss the raging Big Business effect in the Melvins.

Much more than any single performance, however, the thing that’s most impressive here is the weird boldness that this bill represents in its totality. Individually, each band is notable, with names usually featured in the headlining spot.

Furthermore, even though they’re all by now legacy acts, they’ve each consistently maintained status as trailblazers to this day. That’s a testament to the eternity of originality – and in the case of the openers, a healthy shot of craziness.

But together, they’re a fantastically diverse and sonically insane all-star bill – a three-headed Hydra. It’s a rare confluence that gave the show a heightened sense of event and history. To one who goes to a professional amount of concerts and has seen a whole lot a million times over, it doesn’t get any more delicious than lineups with this degree of both caliber and intrigue.

For all its joint force, the conspiracy also says something about each of these bands.

That they chose to align themselves like this, beyond their respective tribal lines, certifies the fierce independent spirit in them all. Sure, this positioning makes each stand out in style. But, maybe just as critically, it sets them apart in philosophy from even their own contemporaries. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Thursday, 14

Amber Tamblyn LITERARY

Although you might recognize Emmynominated actress Amber Tamblyn from her work on television shows like House or Joan of Arcadia, this Hollywood hotshot doesn’t just perform other people’s words; she writes her own. Tamblyn has had three acclaimed collections of poetry published since 2005. Join her as she reads from her latest work, a haunting and provocative collection called Dark Sparkler, which explores the lives of more than 25 actresses lost before their time, from Marilyn Monroe to Brittany Murphy.

It’s a topic that Tamblyn is deeply familiar with as an actress, and in the book, she expertly paints an empathic picture of the often sordid and tragic lives of these celebrities. It’s an opportunity you won’t want to miss because, after all, who better is there to tell you about the side of this industry hidden underneath the glitz and glamour of stardom than a star herself? – Deanna Ferrante

David Cross COMEDY

But if Amber Tamblyn’s poetry doesn’t speak to you, maybe the stand-up comedy of her husband, David Cross, is more your speed. The 52-year-old comedian, actor and writer is more than just a trophy husband; he was involved in several critically successful television shows in the late ’90s and early 2000s, like Arrested Development and Mr. Show, both of which have been given encore seasons on Netflix. This is Cross’ first tour since the two married in 2012, but don’t expect hacky marriage material. As a writer on par with his wife, Cross’ comedy delves into biting cultural criticism, often taking jabs at consumerism, politics and sexism, as evidenced by the name of this comeback tour: “Making America Great Again.” – Thaddeus McCollum 8 p.m. | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-351-5483 | hardrock.com | $28 Friday, 15

Formento+Formento: Cinematic Chronicles ART

Husband-and-wife creative powerhouses BJ and Richielle Formento aren’t your average couple. For more than a decade, the duo have traveled all over with their Siamese cat family in their 1969 Airstream, shooting photographs that have been described as a cross between David Lynch and Edward Hopper. They’ve shown at Art Basel Miami Beach and the Robert Klein Gallery, but their latest collection, Cinematic Chronicles, brings Snap! Orlando guests a creepy, albeit

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somewhat sexy, look at America, Cuba, Mexico and India. Beat the crowds at the Cannes Film Festival by getting a special showcase of the team’s short film Voyage as well, which artfully documents the dire struggle of refugees. The Formento twosome will be there in the flesh, but keep in mind that their cats will probably not be making a special appearance. – Kim Slichter 7 p.m. | through June 4 | Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive | snaporlando.com | free

“MARIAN 16” FROM SHE IS CUBA BY FORMENTO+FORMENTO DAVID CROSS PHOTO BY DANIEL BERGERON

6:30 p.m. | Barnes & Noble, 2418 E. Colonial Drive | 407-894-6024 | barnesandnoble.com | free

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This Space Station show marks the last date of a brief but ambitious Illuminated Paths Showcase tour up and down the East Coast, both starting and ending in Florida. The tour is in conjunction with Broken Machine Films, the visual sibling to IP, a purveyor of strange and stunning projections and films built up from forgotten equipment. On this night a number of the more singular acts on the IP roster strut their stuff: Maximino, Ray Brazen and Ryan Harris. This showcase also features a rare visit to Orlando from Miami’s Omebi. All of these artists, both sonic and visual, specialize in repurposing, reconceptualizing and finding the hidden beauty in so much disposable pop culture detritus. The evening promises to be ethereal and brain-scrambling in equal doses and a very fine use of your Friday-evening free time. – Matthew Moyer

Seven years ago, when Tom Vann and Daniel Dennis of WTKS 104.1’s “Monsters in the Morning” decided to try their hand at the podcast game, they couldn’t have predicted the massive show of support they wound up receiving from fans. “A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan” quickly rose to become the No. 1 local podcast in Central Florida, and the duo even got hired by WTKS to create “A Corporate Time With Tom and Dan,” an FCC-compatible version of their show. And any fan of Tom and Dan can tell you: They love to give away stuff. From their Tumbleweed Comedy Tour that brings free standup to area bars and restaurants to their Bad at Business beer festival that gives away free beer, Tom and Dan like to hook their fans up. So it’s no surprise that for this seventh anniversary party, Tom and Dan are offering up a wide variety of free entertainment. Magician Kostya Kimlat joins Chinese acrobat Liang and juggler Charles Peachock to provide the kind of vaudevillian variety show that the Beacham was known for in the 1920s, and resident one-man band king Ben Prestage stomps his way through a swampy set of country-tinged blues. Now if we can just get their fans to stop flooding our Best of Orlando readers’ poll with votes for Tom and Dan for “Best Meat.” – TM

Illuminated Paths Showcase

with Maximino, Ray Brazen, Ryan Harris, Omebi | 8 p.m. | The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave. | 321-352-2804 | lowerearthorbit.com | $5 Saturday, 16

Record Store Day EVENTS

Record Store Day is upon us again, and while, yes, we are sympathetic to the critiques of the event (shutting smaller labels out of pressing plants for a good portion of the year, eBay scum flipping exclusives immediately), it’s still pretty fun. Especially with Park Ave CDs leading the charge with a slate of creative events planned. There’s an RSD Fair and Outdoor Market going down in front of the building that hosts a block of Florida-based record labels and distributors; the Uncomfortable Brunch people are on hand to screen music-related movies in the parking lot the night before to entertain those hard-core camp-out line inhabitants; comedians Alex Luchun and Larry Fulford MC the event with comedy, contests and giveaways outside all day to help pass the waiting time. Plus, you’ve got other options: Retro Records, East-West Music and Rock & Roll Heaven are all participating in this year’s madness. Why not visit ’em all? – MM

Scumalabooza: Tom & Dan’s Seventh Anniversary

6 p.m. | The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 844-866-6326 | tomanddan.com | free

8 a.m. (but some people start lining up the night before) | Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive | 407-447-7275 | recordstoreday.com Saturday, 16

Florida Cheese Festival

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No one knows who invented cheese; some archaeologists presume that it was a happy accident resulting from using animal stomachs to store milk. But whoever that lucky shepherd was, we owe them a debt of gratitude. Without cheese, life just wouldn’t be the same: no pizza, no mac & cheese, no mozzarella sticks, no grilled cheese sandwiches – basically no joy whatsoever. This weekend, cheese lovers are invited to downtown DeLand for the inaugural Florida Cheese Festival, which presents a slew of varieties from more than 12 countries. But here’s the best part: It’s all you can fucking eat. Someone has seriously underestimated Central Florida’s appetite for the King of All Dairy Products. You can pair your cheesy feast with beer and wine from Stella Artois’ mobile Airstream bar, or take in a documentary about pimento cheese while eating pimento cheese in the Artisan Alley Garage. And if for some reason you’re still hungry after gorging on gorgonzola, brie, gruyére and cheddar, there are plenty of restaurants to try in DeLand’s charming downtown district. Apologies to the lactoseintolerant, but you’re definitely missing out on this one. – TM 11 a.m.-6 p.m. | downtown DeLand, Indiana Avenue and South Woodland Boulevard | floridacheesefesti al.com $1 -$15

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The In-Between Series: The Captured Bird MUSIC

There’s a certain fierce glee in digging up a gem at a yard sale; it feels like winning.

But most of us stop there, clutching our prize in our hot little hands, whether it’s a vintage tube amp or a genuine Pucci minidress or a treasured book half-remembered from childhood. For violinist Sarah Morrison (Obliterati), receiving a 1966 copy of The Fireside Book of Children’s Songs, a volume of simple folk songs from around the world, was not just a welcome gift but the catalyst for an enchanting musical program.

For the latest installment of Avalon’s In-Between Series, Morrison and friends (Matt Davis, cello and theremin; Anna Wallace and Alisha Erao, vocals) present “new and original melodies and compositions woven from glimmering threads of looped violin, viola, cello, voice, theremin and percussion … all under projections of the original, magnetic artwork of the book.” The program is named for Russian folk song “The Captured Bird,” just one of the songs the ensemble plans to perform. Between the weird skills/ skilled weirdness of the players and the trippy beauty of the original ’60s illustrations, this should be an evening of powerful emotion. – Jessica Bryce Young 7 p.m. | Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. | avalongallery.org | free

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CONCERTS/EVENTS 21 Savage, Itsadolla 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

Brian Smalley 6 pm; Island Time, 712 E. Washington St.; free; 321-236-7209.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Terrapin Sound Czech Pilsner Launch With Eugene Snowden 6-8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

CLUBS/LOUNGES

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Salsa vs Bachata Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

The Cult, Holy White Hounds 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $35$285; 407-934-2583.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Immortal Bird, Phyrron, Bhavachakra, Wrapped in Pale 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.

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Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Black Tiger Sex Machine, Apashe, Dabin 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419.

Nekrogoblikon, Psychostick, Urizen, Withering Earth, Sci-Fried 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$17; 407-999-2570.

Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Orlando Bike Coalition Launch Party: Dizzlephunk & Savi Fernandez 10 pm-2 am; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free; 937 307 6654.

Pentatonix, Us the Duo 8 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $33$83; 407-823-6006.

Wanee Festival: Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Gregg Allman and more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak; $219.95; 386-364-1683.

CLUBS/LOUNGES All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Chill Out Thursdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

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Orlando Bike Coalition Launch Party Party for a good cause with DJ Dizzlephunk and Savi Fernandez. The Orlando Bike Coalition advocates for the development of biking infrastructure, so maybe ride your bike to the party since a complimentary bike valet will be available. 8 p.m. Thursday; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free; facebook.com/orlandobikecoalition

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Dream Arcade Spacebar hosts another edition of the pop-up arcade featuring Sega’s Dreamcast. For this edition, they’re bringing in the rhythm game classic Samba de Amigo, and if getting tipsy and shaking maracas doesn’t sound like a good time to you, you’re a lost cause and we can’t help you anymore.

9 p.m. Friday; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $1 suggested donation; facebook.com/spacebarorlando

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Dogfish Head National Record Store Day s the official beer of Record Store ay, ogfish Head is putting out a special brew for the occasion. Stop by World of Beer after you get your shopping done to try Beer to Drink Music To, a Belgian-style Tripel brewed with sweet orange peel, green cardamom, peppercorns and anilla. nter to win a ogfish Head-branded record player while you’re there, but since it’s made by Crosley, don’t expect it to sound good. 3-5 p.m. Saturday; World of Beer Downtown, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; worldofbeer.com

Downtown Brew The award-winning Downtown Brew returns to Church Street this weekend for an afternoon full of boozing and gorging. More than 40 craft beers are available, including a special brew from Wahlburgers. Hope they go easy on the butter. 4-8 p.m. Saturday; Church Street between Orange and Garland avenues; $20-$25; churchstreetdistrict.com

Aug. 12 at the Social The Used, April 19-20 at House of Blues Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Smashington 2016, May 7 at Will’s Pub Red Elvises, May 10 at Will’s Pub Colleen Green, May 11 at Will’s Pub

Steve Martin & Martin Short, April 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center

The Sword, May 11 at the Social

The Joy Formidable, April 22 at the Social

Deftones, May 14 at House of Blues

The Black Dahlia Murder, April 23 at the Social Underoath, April 24 at Hard Rock Live

Murder by Death, May 13 at the Social

Florence & the Machine, May 14 at Amway Center Amy Schumer, May 16 at CFE Arena

36 Crazyfists, April 25 at Backbooth

The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social

Death Cab for Cutie, April 28 at Hard Rock Live

Screaming Females, May 21 at Will’s Pub

Flogging Molly, April 29 at House of Blues Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham Bill Burr, May 7 at Hard Rock Live

Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center

Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena

Modern Baseball, July 1 at the Beacham

The Claypool Lennon Delirium, June 4 at the Beacham Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live X Ambassadors, June 8 at House of Blues Refused, June 9 at the Beacham Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center

Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham

Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues

!!!, May 26 at the Social

St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social

Drag the River, June 1 at Will’s Pub

Ordinary Boys (Tribute to the Smiths and Morrissey), June 18 at the Social

Alejandro Escovedo, June 2 at the Social

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center

Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend III, June 3-4 at Will’s Pub

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center Aesop Rock, July 5 at the Social Halsey, July 6 at CFE Arena Guns N’ Roses, July 29 at the Citrus Bowl David Bazan, Aug. 5 at the Beacham

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Hey Mercedes, Aug. 12 at the Social Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live

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MarsRadio’s Kick Machine: Indie Rock Smokeout 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874.

Datsik, Ookay, Drezo 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$30; 407-872-0066.

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Maximino, Ray Brazen, Omebi, Ryan Harris 8 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5.

Roughage 10 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $5; 407-730-3999.

The Prescription, Eterna, Spicoli, Accidental Hero, Alloy 7:30 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $12; 407-730-3999.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-2 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Sara Groves, Jenny & Tyler, Brandon Heath 7 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $20$30; 407-937-1807.

FRIDAY, APRIL 15

CONCERTS/EVENTS Andy Hughes, Dave Cannalte, Billy Z 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Being As an Ocean, Capsize, Listener, Movements, Fight Fall, I Met a Yeti 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $14-$16; 407-999-2570.

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TV Girl, Tiger Fawn, Bike Weak 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Under the Covers: Medal Militia (Tribute to Metallica) 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

Wanee Festival: Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Gregg Allman and more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076

95th Drive, Live Oak; $219.95; 386-364-1683.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Footloose ’80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Howl at the Moon ’80s Night 6 pm-2 am; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; free; 407-354-5999.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

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The general consensus among those who harbor opinions about Genesis is that the band lost its way when Peter Gabriel left the band and Phil Collins stepped up to the mic to replace him. But that discounts two good-to-great Genesis albums released after Gabriel left (A Trick of the Tail and Wind & Wuthering); those two albums were the last to feature guitarist Steve Hackett, and it’s fair to say that it wasn’t until Hackett left that Genesis truly abandoned their progressive-rock roots for the shiny (and lucrative) pastures of crossover pop-rock. In the 40 years since Hackett left Genesis, he’s occasionally entertained the idea of a reunion, and has even gone back and re-recorded some of the material he originally did with the band, but his career has been resolutely rooted in continuing to expand on the compositional and instrumental ideas he pioneered in the early ’70s with Genesis. (Yes, he was the first guitarist to do fingertapping on a rock record.) He is an unapologetically dyed-in-the-wool prog-rocker, and while his contemporary work veers into the more hard-edged end of the spectrum, the core of what made him such an essential part of Genesis’ most impressive work is still a vital element of his approach now. – Jason Ferguson 7 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 877-435-9849 | plazaliveorlando.com | $49.50-$150

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Alex Stamper, Headchaser, Under the Blacktop 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Chuckie 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $15-$20; 407-317-9129.

DJ Garth, Spreadsheets, Danngo 10 pm; Sandwich Bar,

2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Fox Fest: Ducktails, Sales, the Groove Orient, Ancient Sun 4-10 pm; Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2000.

The Hooligans 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

Kinder Than Wolves, Pathos Pathos, A Wolf in the City, Poor Kid 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

KRS-ONE, the Sh-Booms, Nosis, Jaliqq Amir, Novice, Buster Wolf, DJ Deacon 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $18-$22; 407-999-2570.

Nicholas Roberts, Matthew Fowler 6:30 pm; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith Street; $8-$10; 407-519-0643.

No One Knows I’m Disco: Tommy Mot, Phil Santos, Caesar Manyari 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

The Old Fashioned, Panther Camp, the New Lows, Eastern Medicine, Nundayo 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Open House Conspiracy Frankie Knuckles Benefit: Manny Cuevas, Austin van der Bleek 9 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $5$10 suggested donation.

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Orlando Funk Fest: New Edition, Babyface, Uncle Luke & the 69 Boyz, Rakim, Faith Evans and more 3 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $40; 407-295-3247.

Sonic Lightspeed Rave: Ben Briggs, DJ McChicken, Lil Baeblade 9 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

The Met Live in HD: Roberto Devereux 12:55 pm; tenor Matthew Polenzani is Devereux, and mezzo-soprano Elina Garanca and baritone Mariusz Kwiecien complete the principal quartet in the bel canto masterpiece, directed by Sir David McVicar and conducted by Donizetti specialist Maurizio Benini. Multiple locations; $25.56; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

Steve Hackett 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $49.50-$69.50; 407-228-1220.

Girl the Party 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $5-$10; 407-412-5039.

Tori Kelly 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $23-$33; 407-351-5483.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

Vertical Horizon 5:30-6:30 pm; UCF Knight’s Plaza, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-4943.

Make It Rain The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419.

Wanee Festival: Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Gregg Allman and more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak; $219.95; 386-364-1683.

Wolfgang Gartner 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$30; 407-504-7699.

Yandel 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-3638000.

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Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

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Music in the Library: Dr. Catherine Lan and Professor Tao Lin Saturday, 4 pm; Dr. Lan and Professor Lin have toured internationally and nationally as recitalists, concert soloists, piano duo/duet and chamber musicians. Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Day6 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $132.25; 407-934-2583.

Kevin Gates 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; contact for price; 407-504-7699.

Music in the Library: Aleksandra Vargas and Marisa Dawson 3-4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

Seeker, Wrvth, Forty Winters, Serosa, Gucci Flute, Finding Sydney’s Iris 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Southern Fried Sunday: The Heligoats, Henry Toland, Zoya Zafar, Mitar 5:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS

Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

African Children’s Choir 7 pm; Prince of Peace Lutheran Church, 1515 S. Semoran Blvd.; donations welcome; 407-306-0909.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

The Convalescence, So This Is Suffering, Tragodia, Let It Take You Away 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10-$12; 407-730-3999.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

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Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Orlando Concert Band: American Originals 3 pm; From show tunes to war tunes, the Orlando Concert Band presents a tapestry of American literature spanning the lifetime of the country. Featured composers include George Gershwin, Cole Porter, Leonard Bernstein and more. First United Methodist Church - Oviedo, 263 King St., Oviedo; free; 407-365-3255; orlandoconcertband.org.

MONDAY, APRIL 18

CONCERTS/EVENTS The In-Between Series: The Captured Bird 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; $20.

Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Stero-Type, Rubble Road, Less Than a Sea 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

The Strange Trip 5:30 pm; Full Sail Live, 141 University

Park Drive, Winter Park; free; 407-679-6333.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS

Tommy Frenzy’s Hard Drive, the Smash, Vicious Dreams 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

CLUBS/LOUNGES

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Twisted Tuesday With Bengali 600 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $3 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

The Used 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $31; 407-934-2583.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

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106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

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Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982.

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.

Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

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Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 46

S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452.

Moonlight Carillon Concert: American Favorites 8:30 pm; Enjoy a carillon concert under the light of a full moon, a unique opportunity to visit

the Gardens after-hours. Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $5; 863-6761408; boktowergardens.org.

THEATER Alice and the Angels As a comet is scheduled to destroy the Earth, three archangels, Michael, Gabriel and Uriel, decide to have their last supper, and some poker, at the Purgatory Bar and Grill in Lodi, New Jersey. Things get shaken up with Lucifer crashes the party with plans of his own. Sundays, 7 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $12; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

American Idiot Stage Read Staged reading of Green Day’s Broadway musical.

Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Theatre Winter Haven, 210 Cypress Gardens Blvd., Winter Haven; $15; theatrewinterhaven.com.

Barbra: Back to Broadway Award-winning tribute artist Carla DelVillaggio as the one and only Barbra Streisand returns to Wayne Densch with a new show. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$30; 407-321-8111.

Battle of Broadway Some of the best performers in Orlando battle it out to raise money for Youth Theatre. The audience gets to vote. Saturday, 7 pm; Theatre South Orlando, CONTINUED ON PAGE 49

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11184S. Apopka-Vineland Road; $15-$40; 407-489-4458; theatresouthorlando.com.

Hello, Dolly! An iconic musical about second chances, Hello, Dolly! is full of classics like “Put on Your Sunday Clothes,” “Ribbons Down My Back,” and the unforgettable title song.

Friday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 4 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu.

How to Hold Hands Annie is trying to finally break into the big leagues with her newest novel, but it’s just not happening – along with her job, family relationships and love life. FridaySaturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $18; 407-761-2683; theprt.com.

Long Day’s Journey Into Night Over the course of a single day, this epic drama by Eugene O’Neill explores the dangers of the pursuit of wealth while exposing our most basic human flaws. Wednesday, 2:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25-$38; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

Monday Night Cabaret: Rebecca Fisher Yes, it’s on a Tuesday. Tuesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12-$15; 407-704-6261.

Once Upon a Mattress Princess Winnifred is an ungainly, brash girl competing for the hand of Prince Dauntless. The Prince’s mother, Queen Aggravain, has declared he must marry a true princess before anyone else in the kingdom can marry.

Fridays, 8 pm, Saturdays, 8 pm, Sundays, 2 pm, Wednesday, 8 pm and Thursdays, 8 pm; The Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $18-$21; 352357-7777; baystreetplayers.org.

Psycho Beach Party A campy ’60s beach party with a dash of murder and split personalities. Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; The Venue, 511

Virginia Drive; $15; 407-4126895; theatredowntown.net.

Showtune: Celebrating the Words & Music of Jerry Herman A musical revue of familiar tunes from Hello Dolly!, Mame and more. WednesdayThursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Sing Out With Sammy! A Karaoke Cabaret A karaoke cabaret hosted by Miss Sammy, featuring pop and retro karaoke, showtunes and singalongs. Wednesday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 407-704-6261.

The Sound of Music When a postulant proves too highspirited for the religious life, she is dispatched to serve as governess for the seven children of a widowed naval Captain.

Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; cfcarts.com.

Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike Vanya and his adopted sister Sonia live a quiet life in a Pennsylvania farmhouse, while their movie star sister Masha travels the world. When Masha appears for an unannounced visit with her 20-something boy toy in tow, the weekend builds to a fever pitch of rivalry, regret and racket. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $21-$46; orlandoshakes.org.

Zanna, Don’t! This highenergy musical takes place at Heartsville High, set in a world where almost everyone is gay. Enter Zanna, a magical, musical fairy who, with a wave of his wand, brings true love to one and all – but at what cost? Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

COMEDY Arsenio Hall, Joe Piscopo Friday, 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $33-$53; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando.

Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

David Cross The Making America Great Again Tour.

Thursday 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $28; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic.

Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

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by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

John Witherspoon Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

King of the Hill Seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians.

Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Third Saturday of every month, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

Spacebar Comedy Showcase Weekly comedy showcase with frequent special guests. Wednesday 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

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OPENINGS/EVENTS Bushman Art Gallery Grand Opening Opening of West Orlando’s newest art gallery. Friday, noon-8 pm; Three Masks, 1023 W. Colonial Drive; free; 321-2785072; threemasks.com.

Euroshrines Paintings by Heidi “The Naysayer” Kneisl that depict creepy and odd things happening in nature. Thursday, 8 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Formento + Formento: Cinematic Chronicles A solo exhibit of dynamic husband-wife team Formento + Formento’s international photographic works and a showcase of their short film Voyage. Opens Friday, 7-10 pm, Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm through June 4; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-286-2185; snaporlando.com.

Wearable Art: Fantasy in DeLand An arts education fundraising event and juried art exhibition featuring models wearing art, hors d’oeuvres, a silent auction and more. Saturday, 7-10 pm; Wayne G. Sanborn Center, 815 S. Alabama Ave., DeLand; $45; moartdeland.org.

Abstraction, Observation and Reflection Through Saturday; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Art Sandwiched In Wednesday, noon-1 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $3; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

California Impressionism Through Sunday; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Capturing Florida’s Beauty on Canvas Through April 30; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mount doracenterforthearts.org.

Carole Feuerman: Body of Work Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Celebrating the Genius of Women Through April 24; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-8357481; womeninthearts.org.

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Chris Robb: Continuum Through April 30; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

InFlux Exhibition Series: Will Cotton Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

The Civil Rights Movement Revisited Through Sunday; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Jack Levine & Hyman Bloom: Against the Grain Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Sight Unseen: Touchable Sculpture Through Sunday; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Cymecha: Capturing the Beauty of Sound Through Sunday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-748-8256; synthestruct.com.

The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407-647-3307; zorafestival.org.

The Sources: Paintings and Drawings by Steve Lotz Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EVENTS 5 Lesbians Fringe Fundraiser A fundraiser for a Fringe production of 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche featuring trivia and raffle prizes. Wednesday, 7-11 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com.

David Bowie Tribute Art Show Through April 24; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Junkbots Through Sunday; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

STEAM: Where Art Meets Science Through Friday; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; arts.ucf.edu.

Esherick to Nakashima TTuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Material World: Glass, Rubber and Paper Through May 1; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org.

Terra Incognita: Photographs of America’s Third Coast Through Sunday; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Eureka!: The Moment When Art and Science Collide Through Sunday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Natura Through Sunday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

UCF Celebrates the Arts Through Saturday; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014; arts.ucf.edu.

Frank Rampolla: The Figure Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

In Exile: Paris and New York Through May 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Quaking Aspen Through Sunday; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Sanford Art Walk Saturday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407323-2774; sanfordartwalk.com.

Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through April 24; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Art of the Vine A fundraising event that supports New Hope for Kids offering a variety of fine wines and gourmet foods from the best local restaurants, a BMW giveaway, and live music and auctions. Friday, 6-9:30 pm; Fields BMW, 963 N. Wymore Road, Winter Park; $85; 407-331-3059; newhopeforkids.org.

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendors-only community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Untouchable Through Saturday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Best Fest Indulge in a variety of beer, wine and spirits from some of your favorite local restaurants along with scrumptious samples of your favorite French, Italian, American and barbecue

A Walk in the Woods: New Work by BJ Lantz Through Saturday; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

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dishes. Thursday, 5-8:30 pm; Big Breeze Park at Starke Lake, 150 N. Lakeshore Drive, Ocoee; $40; wochamber.com.

Billy Mitchell, Walter Day and Joel West Appearance The arcade legends make an appearance at BART to help promote the documentary Man vs. Snake. Thursday, 7 pm; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

Buddha’s Enlightenment Day An inspiring evening with a dharma talk and meditation.

Friday, 7-9 pm; Vajrapani Buddhist Center, 55 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-245-7574; meditationinorlando.org.

Carnaval de Happy Days Enjoy the sights and sounds of the Brazilian Carnaval at Happy Days Arcade in Old Town. Friday, 7-10 pm; Old Town, 5770 W. Irlo Bronson Highway, Kissimmee; free; 407-396-6360.

Celebrate Spring High Tea Delicious scones, savories, finger sandwiches, tempting desserts and teas are served, with door prizes and a silent auction for attendees. FridaySaturday, 11:30 am-2:30 pm; Oviedo Woman’s Clubhouse, 414 King Street, Oviedo; $30; 407-699-6866; oviedowomansclub.org.

Comics & Crafts: The Women of Marvel Celebrate the new Spider-Women crossover with drink specials and giveaways. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com.

Dogfish Head National Record Store Day Try Dogfish Head’s official beer of Record Store Day, Beer to Drink Music To, and enter to win a new record player. Saturday, 3 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices.

Downtown Brew A beer festival with more than 40 different varieties to try. Saturday, 4-8 pm; Downtown Orlando, Church Street, Orange Avenue and Church Street; $20-$25.

Crawfish Boil A parking lot crawfish and shrimp boil with live music. Saturday, noon-6 pm; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; $5-$30; 407-872-8665.

Dream Arcade Get your arcade fix with a rotating lineup of classic Dreamcast games all night long. Friday, 9 pm-2 am; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $1 suggested donation; 561-379-7552.

Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St.,

Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Experience themed flower and garden displays, educational designer presentations, interactive play areas for kids and much

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more. Through May 30; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com.

Fashion E.D.G.E. The Fashion Emerging Designer Gauntlet Exhibit is an interactive up-andcoming designer competition and fashion showcase judged by a panel of industry professionals. The audience is a key part of the experience as they select the winner. Friday, 7-10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $35-$50; 321-209-4567; orlandointernationalfashion week.com.

Lake Lawsona Fern Creek Neighborhood Association Garden Tour Experience some of the charming hidden places found within the Lake Lawsona Fern Creek neighborhood.

Sunday, 11 am-3 pm; Garden Central, Rosearden Drive and Washington Street; $10-$15; lawsonafern creekneighborhood.org.

Marco Marco Fashion Walk-Off LA’s hottest fashion designer, Marco Marco, and Diva Rhea Litre host a fashion walk-off.

Wednesday, 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; $5-$20; 407-6493888; pulseorlandoclub.com.

Florida Cheese Festival Allyou-can-eat cheese from more than 10 different countries, plus beer, wine and food to pair it with. Saturday, 11 am-6 pm; Downtown DeLand, Indiana Avenue and South Woodland Boulevard, DeLand; $10-$15; 386-734-0162; floridacheesefestival.com.

Orlando International Fashion Week Grand Finale Walk the red carpet and network with designers, models, boutique owners and VIPs. Saturday, 8 pm; Castle Hotel, Autograph Collection, 8629 International Drive; $35; 321-209-4567; orlandointernationalfash ionweek.com.

Funky Buddha Beertopia Try more than 30 different varieties of beer from Funky Buddha. Saturday, 11 am; World of Beer - Dr. Phillips, 7800 Dr. Phillips Blvd.; various menu prices; 407-355-3315.

Orlando International Fashion Week Taste of Couture A glamorous red carpet dinner and personalized awards for people in the entertainment, fashion, arts and tourism industries. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Paramount Fine Foods, 8371 International Drive; $35; 321209-4567; orlandointer nationalfashionweek.com.

Get Your Jazz On Enjoy live jazz under the stars along with complimentary beer, wine and cocktails, smoked pig, cigars and valet parking included in the price. Friday, 6:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $45-$50; 407-998-8090.

Orlando Tech Week A weeklong showcase of the technology, creativity and entrepreneurial hustle powering the future of Orlando. See website for sched-

ule. Monday-April 24; Church Street Exchange, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free-$100; 407-8508648; orlandotechweek.com.

Record Store Day A day full of giveaways, comedy, a pop-up market and more as you wait in line to buy superlimited releases. Saturday, 8 am; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-4477275; parkavecds.com.

Scumalabooza: Tom & Dan’s Seventh Anniversary A free variety show from the podcast hosts, featuring magic, acrobats, Ben Prestage and more.

Saturday, 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407648-8363; tomanddan.com.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops.

Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

Spring Dapper Day Put on your Saturday best and mingle with snazzy patrons at the Magic Kingdom. Saturday, 9 am; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407824-4321; dapperday.com.

Spring OPP Swap & Shop Trade your old clothes for someone else’s new-to-you clothes. Friday, 5:30 pm; Alfond Stadium, Rollins College, Winter Park; $15-$20.

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Taste of Pointe Orlando Enjoy samplings of food from awardwinning restaurants amidst equally delectable ambiance. Sunday, 2-5 pm; Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $30-$35; 321-203-4403.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

Ten10’s Day of Records Grab some vintage vinyl from Gary Postell and enter to win a new record player. Saturday, 11:30 am; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; various menu prices; 407930-8993; ten10brewing.com.

Woodstock 2016 A weekly community arts and awareness event featuring live music, art, food trucks, a silent disco and more. Saturdays, 7 pm; Woodstock Orlando, 500 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $7; woodstockorlando.com.

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Grow Your Mind: Painted Buntings The Audubon Society’s Reinier Munguia teaches about this beautiful multi-colored songbird, which can be found regularly at bird feeders during their spring and fall migration.

Saturday, 10:30 am; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $10; 863-6761408; boktowergardens.org.

Orlando Ghost Society Sponsored by the Beyond Investigators, a team of scientific-minded investigators working in the paranormal field for more than 5 years, the Orlando Ghost Society meets monthly in the Albertson Room on the second floor.

Sunday, 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-683-8203; ocls.info.

CIVICS 40 Years of Celebrating Independence Celebrate 40 years of the Center for Independent Living, dedicated to its mission of creating opportunity for disability inclusion for youth, adults and families.

Thursday, 6:30-9:30 pm; Rachel D. Murrah Civic Center, 1050 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; $125; 407-623-1070; cilorlando.org.

LITERARY Amber Tamblyn A public reading, Q&A and book signing of Tamblyn’s newest collection of poetry, Dark Sparkler.

Thursday, 6:30 pm; Barnes & Noble, 2418 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-894-6024.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Florida State Poets Association Spring Fling Florida’s Poet Laureate Peter Meinke headlines an international roster of poetry workshops. Friday 4-10 pm and Saturday 9 am-6 pm; Comfort Suites Downtown, 2416 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-2284007; floridastate poetsassociation.org.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

The Short Attention Span Storytelling Hour An open mic night for writers, poets, storytellers, comedians and more. Wednesday 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

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Cooks Co-op Monthly cooking club and potluck. Eat, discuss and share your favorite recipes and cookbooks. No registration required. Third Tuesday of every month, 6-8 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

Cuisine Corner: A Summer Vegetable Picnic Learn how to make a simple meal using seasonal fruits, vegetables and herbs. Space is limited. Monday, 6:15-7:15 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

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Trinity Prep Author Festival Author panels and book signings with 11 Florida authors, along with a student-run trivia contests, raffle and bake sale. Friday 3-6 pm; Trinity Preparatory School, 5700 Trinity Prep Lane, Winter Park; free; 407-6714140; trinityprep.org.

FAMILY Big Bugs An outdoor exhibit of gargantuan insect sculptures made from natural materials displayed throughout the gardens. Through 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407-2462620; leugardens.org.

Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery. Reservation required.

Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

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AIDS Walk A walk to raise awareness and funds for the men, women and children infected and affected by HIV/AIDS in Central Florida.

Saturday 7:30 am; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; $10; aidswalkorlando.org.

B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Board Game Night Bring your own games or choose from tons of games available to play.

Saturdays, 7-11:45 pm; Campus Cards & Games, 12226 Corporate Blvd.; free; 407-730-3161; campuscardsandgames.com.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules.

Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Glow With the Flow Yoga Glow in the dark yoga with optional face and body paint. Thursdays, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $15.

The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided.

Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356.

Orlando City vs. New England Revolution The New England Revolution returns to the Orlando Citrus Bowl after last season’s thrilling 2-2 draw. Sunday, 3:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19.17-$161.88; 407-423-2476; orlandocitysc.com.

Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces (walkers and dogs included).

Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321-2466999; craftedorlando.com.

Star Wars Half Marathon: The Dark Side Run a 13.1-mile course winding through the Walt Disney World resort as Darth Vader and Imperial Stormtroopers look on. Sunday, 5 am; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; $199; 407-824-4321; rundisney.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■

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Elephant and Piggie’s “We Are in a Play!” In this toetapping musical, best friends Elephant and Piggie sing and dance their way through pachydermal peril and swiney suspense as they face fundamental questions. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 10:15 am & noon, Saturdays, 2 pm and Wednesdays, 10:30 am; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407-447-1700.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) “When I discover who I am, I’ll be free,” said novelist Ralph Ellison. Would you consider making that a paramount theme in the coming weeks? Will you keep it in the forefront of your mind, and be vigilant for juicy clues that might show up in the experiences headed your way? In suggesting that you do, I’m not guaranteeing that you will gather numerous extravagant insights about your true identity and thereby achieve a blissful eruption of total liberation. But I suspect that at the very least you will understand previously hidden mysteries about your primal nature. And as they come into focus, you will indeed be led in the direction of cathartic emancipation.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “We never know the wine we are becoming while we are being crushed like grapes,” said author Henri Nouwen. I don’t think that’s true in your case. Any minute now, you could get a clear intuition about what wine you will ultimately turn into once the grape-crushing stage ends. So my advice is to expect that clear intuition. Once you’re in possession of it, I bet the crushing will begin to feel more like a massage – maybe even a series of strong but tender caresses.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Your sustaining mantra for the coming weeks comes from Swedish poet Tomas Tranströmer: “I am not empty; I am open.” Say that aloud whenever you’re inclined to feel lonely or lost. “I am not empty; I am open.” Whisper it to yourself as you wonder about the things that used to be important but no longer are. “I am not empty; I am open.” Allow it to loop through your imagination like a catchy song lyric whenever you’re tempted to feel melancholy about vanished certainties or unavailable stabilizers or missing fillers. “I am not empty; I am open.”

CANCER (June 21-July 22) According to my analysis of the omens, you are close to tapping into hidden powers, dormant talents and future knowledge. Truths that have been off-limits are on the verge of catching your attention and revealing themselves.

Secrets you have been concealing from yourself are ready to be plucked and transformed. And now I will tell you a trick you can use that will enable you to fully cash in on these pregnant possibilities: Don’t adopt a passive wait-and-see attitude. Don’t expect everything to happen on its own. Instead, be a willful magician who aggressively collects and activates the potential gifts.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) This would be a perfect moment to give yourself a new nickname like “Sugar Pepper” or “Honey Chili” or “Itchy Sweet.” It’s also a favorable time to explore the joys of running in slow motion or getting a tattoo of a fierce howling bunny or having gentle sex standing up. This phase of your cycle is most likely to unfold with maximum effectiveness if you play along with its complicated, sometimes paradoxical twists and turns. The more willing you are to celebrate life’s riddles as blessings in disguise, the more likely you’ll be to use the riddles to your advantage.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Right about now you might be feeling a bit extreme, maybe even zealous or melodramatic.

I wouldn’t be surprised if you were tempted to make outlandish expostulations similar to those that the poet Arthur Rimbaud articulated in one of his histrionic poems: “What beast must I worship? What sacred images should I destroy? What hearts shall I break? What lies am I supposed to believe?” I encourage you to articulate salty sentiments like these in the coming days – with the understanding that by venting your intensity you won’t need to actually act it all out in real life. In other words, allow your fantasy life and creative artistry to be boisterous outlets for emotions that shouldn’t necessarily get translated into literal behavior.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Adyashanti is my favorite mindscrambling philosopher. One of his doses of crazy wisdom is just what you need to hear right now. “Whatever you resist, you become,” he says. “If you resist anger, you are always angry. If you resist sadness, you are always sad. If you resist suffering, you are always suffering. If you resist confusion, you are always confused.

We think that we resist certain states because they are there, but actually they are there because we resist them.” Can you wrap your imagination around Adyashanti’s counsel? I hope so, because the key to dissipating at least some of the dicey stuff that has been tweaking you lately is to stop resisting it!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) During every election season, media pundits exult in criticizing candidates who have altered their opinions about important issues. This puzzles me.

In my understanding, an intelligent human is always learning new information about how the world works, and is therefore constantly evolving his or her beliefs and ideas. I don’t trust people who stubbornly cling to all of their musty dogmas. I bring this to your attention because the coming weeks will be an especially ripe time for you to change your mind about a few things, some of them rather important. Be alert for the cues and clues that will activate dormant aspects of your wisdom. Be eager to see further and deeper.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Friedrich Nietzsche published his first book, The Birth of Tragedy, in 1872, when he was 28 years old. In 1886, he put out a revised edition that included a preface titled “An Attempt at Self-Criticism.” In this unprecedented essay, he said that he now found his text “clumsy and embarrassing, its images frenzied and confused, sentimental, uneven in pace, so sure of its convictions that it is above any need for proof.” And yet he also glorified The Birth of Tragedy, praising it for its powerful impact on the world, for its “strange knack of seeking out its fellowrevelers and enticing them on to new secret paths and dancingplaces.” In accordance with the omens, I invite you to engage in an equally brave and celebratory re-evaluation of some of your earlier life and work.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “Go back to where you started and learn to love it more.” So advised Thaddeus Golas in his book The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment. I think that’s exactly what you should do right now. To undertake such a quest would reap long-lasting benefits. Here’s what I propose: First, identify three dreams that are important for your future. Next, brainstorm about how you could return to the roots of your relationships with them. Finally, reinvigorate your love for those dreams. Supercharge your excitement about them.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “What am I doing here in mid-air?” asks Ted Hughes in his poem “Wodwo.” Right about now you might have an urge to wonder that yourself. The challenging part of your situation is that you’re unanchored, unable to find a firm footing. The fun part is that you have an unusual amount of leeway to improvise and experiment. Here’s a suggestion: Why not focus on the fun part for now? You just may find that doing so will minimize the unsettled feelings. I suspect that as a result you will also be able to accomplish some interesting and unexpected work.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) How many fireflies would you have to gather together in order to create a light as bright as the sun? Entomologist Cole Gilbert estimates the number to be 14,286,000,000. That’s probably beyond your ability to accomplish, so I don’t recommend you attempt it. But I bet you could pull off a more modest feat with a similar theme: accumulating a lot of small influences that add up to a big effect. Now is an excellent time to capitalize on the power of gradual, incremental progress.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’m a 49-year-old gay man. I’ve become friends with a 21-year-old straight guy. He’s really hot. He’s had to drop out of college. I know he needs money, as he has resorted to selling off music equipment.

I would love to have some sweaty clothes of his – underwear, or a sweaty tank top. Is it legal to buy someone’s underwear? He’s a sweet guy, and I don’t want to freak him out. How do I broach the subject?

Lustfully Obsessed Stink Seeker

It’s perfectly legal to buy and sell used underwear, LOSS, so there’s no legal risk. But you risk losing this guy as a friend. You can approach it indirectly by saying something like “So sorry to hear you’re selling off your music equipment.

You’re young and hot – you could probably make more money selling used underwear or sweaty tanks.” Then follow his lead: If he’s disgusted by the suggestion, drop it. If he’s into the idea, offer to be his first customer.

I’m a 52-year-old straight guy, 29 years married. About eight years ago, I met a lady at work and we became friends; our friendship continued after she moved to a different job. Both of us are in long-term, committed monogamous relationships.

Our friendship is strictly platonic. We share a love of cycling and kayaking. Neither of our partners shares our interest in these outdoor pursuits. My friend does not feel safe doing these activities alone, so often depends on my company for safety.

The problem is that my wife gets jealous of the time we spend together and wants me to cut off contact with my friend. My wife does not trust my friend not to “take advantage” of our friendship. My relationship with my wife is the most important one in my life, so I am prepared to say good-bye to my friend. How do I do this in a respectful, caring way?

If she asks why, I don’t want to tell her, “Because my wife doesn’t trust you not to try to get inside my pants (or cycling shorts),” as that would be hurtful.

I don’t want to lie, but telling the truth would be damaging to my friend.

Paddling And Riding Terminates

Your friend is going to waste a lot of time wondering what she did wrong, PART, if you don’t tell her the real reason you can’t hang out with her anymore; this not knowing will cause her more hurt than the truth could. So tell your friend the truth: You’re terminating your friendship because your wife is an insecure bag of slop who regards her as a threat. Your friend has a right to know she’s as blameless as you are spineless. Forgive me for being harsh, but I think standing up to your wife, not dropping your friend, is the best approach to this situation.

Before I got married, I asked husband repeatedly about fantasies and kinks. It led to some fun stuff in the bedroom, but we’re both pretty low-grade kinksters. Now I realize that I do something that I have never told him about: the way I masturbate. I started when I was 5 or 6. Got chided by parents and teachers for doing it in public and learned to keep it hidden. Ever since, it’s been my secret thing.

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come in positions that don’t mimic the masturbating position. Husband likes the idea of me coming in different positions, and I’ve managed now and again, but he doesn’t know why I’m set in my ways.

We’ve been together for 10 years, but I have never shared this. Should I tell him? Part of me is afraid that he will think I’m weird. But more than likely, he’ll just want to watch me do it. Still, it’s kind of nice having this one thing that belongs only to me.

Secret Masturbator Obligated Over Spanking Hotness?

You could hold this back and keep it all for yourself, SMOOSH. But I don’t see why you would want to. As sexy secrets go, “There’s one particular position I like to masturbate in” is pretty boring.

Unless you need to be positioned on top of a cadaver or under your dad or beside a life-size Ted Cruz sex doll to get off when you masturbate, there’s really no reason to keep this secret.

I am totally with your German friend, who wouldn’t do Nazi role-play “in six million years.” I’ve been in a similar position. I’m a white British guy. A while back, in the U.K., I was dating a woman from Bangalore. She revealed that her deepest fantasy was to be an Indian slave girl raped by an English imperialist. And then, living in the U.S. a few years later, I was dating a black woman, and she revealed that her fantasy was to be a slave on a 19th-century plantation, raped by her white owner. How about some advice for the human fetish objects in these scenarios, Dan? I didn’t want to stigmatize these women for their sexual desires, and I wanted to be GGG, but it was, frankly, hard (or not, as it were).

Being asked to use the kind of racial epithets I make every effort to avoid … the guilt is a bonerkiller. Any tips on to get past this mental block and at least act the role enthusiastically enough to fulfill the fantasy? Or was a subsequent girlfriend’s outrage about my willingness to indulge such socially regressive fantasies justified?

I Might Play Every Role I’m Asked Less Ideologically Scrupulous Motives

I don’t see why playing monsters in entertainments devised for millions wins Oscars (Christoph Waltz as a Nazi in Inglourious Basterds), BAFTAs (Tim Pigott-Smith as a brutal colonialist in The Jewel in the Crown) and Golden Globes (Michael C. Hall as a sociopathic serial killer in Dexter), but playing a monster for an audience of one should outrage “subsequent girlfriends” or anyone else.

My advice for people asked to play monsters in the bedroom mirrors my advice to a gay guy attracted to degrading “anti-gay” gay porn: “A person can safely explore degrading fantasies – even fantasies rooted in ‘hate ideologies’ – so long as he/she is capable of compartmentalizing this stuff.

Basically, you have to build a firewall between your fantasies and your self-esteem (and between your fantasies and your politics).” If you can build a firewall between their fantasies and your politics and beliefs, IMPERIALISM, go for it. If you can’t, don’t.

On the Lovecast, Dan chats with writer Peggy Orenstein: savagelovecast.com.

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and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 8770191 #B122-Jason Todd Grace- House items #B154-Clyde Plum-Household items #H451-Sean Murders-Tools #B113-Shonette Brown-Household items #C207-Shauna MorrisonHousehold items #A029-Ruthie Williams-Household goods #E346Tracy McGlothlin-Household items #A006Timothy McCandless-Household items #A006-Timothy McCandless - 2004 Honda Metropolitan Scooter VIN# JH2AF60034K200412 Owner: James Jolovec 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 05051 Joseph L Pearson Hsehold goods, etc; 05160 Andrea Mendiola Hsehold goods ,etc; 02235 Lianna S Mendez clothes; 06010 George Savage hsehold items, etc; 02100 Yvonne White personal/hsehold items, etc; 05041 Monica Palheta hsehold items, etc; 02135 Derek Bluestein boxes, electronics; 02033 Alexandra Kirby hsehold/personal items, etc; 04030 Ellen Tavarez Furniture and boxes; 07033 Ellen Tavarez hsehold goods ,etc 06070 Harmony Raynor bed, dresser, boxes/clothes, painting; 06080 Flavia Covino hsehold furniture/ items etc; 02128 Janai Johnson hsehold furniture /items, boxes, etc.

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Edwards Kyle-Household Goods #3034 Denisse Osborne- Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 212-5890 #4026- Sandra ColebrookHousehold goods, #1523 Jackson Wilson Edward-Household goods, #5023 Christopher Simmons- Household goods, #1471 Ashley Taber- Household goods, #1025-Eric jones- Household goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 #1417 Sherline BurgessHousehold Goods #2610 LaShana Bolden- Dresser, Clothes, Boxes #2210 Xavier Delacruz- Clothes, Mattress, TV, Boxes, Games #2043 Angela E Radcliff- Household Goods The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on April 27 2016 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 22, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1115 A.POWELL, “1117 T.WHITTEN, 1430 J.STONE, 1519J.ZABLE, 1530 P. GILSON, 1543 G. RODRIGUEZ, 1625 K.THORNTON, 2172 E.PEDRAZA, 2223 T.BLAKE, 2413 S.ABDUL MUNTAQIM. 1701 DYER BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:10 AM: 0317 R.GONZALEZ, 5003 L.BUCARO, 6215, PROUD AMERICAN VANLINES, 6215 S. VOYIDOV. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:20 AM: 1004 C.GAPLIN, “1060 J.MOORE, 1081 K.LOPEZ ROBLEDO, 11417 J.SERRERA,12068 A.MONTGOMERY,1207 A.SANTANA, 1210 J.HOLLIMAN, 12117 R.CRUZ, 12305 A.SKOJEC, 12502 A.WILSON, 1267 T.OSADCHUK, 306 A.HACKER, 410J.KALSTEK, 463 B.ALEXANDER, 484 H.RUIZ, 706 R.MITCHELL, 710 D.SANTIAGO, 805 X, LARRY, 915 R.SEONATH, 955 K.BRYANT, 967N. HARDING. 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 8:30 AM: 037 C.CHIARO, 046 V.GUZMAN, 083 M.NAPOLIELLO, 350 J.TOTH, 352 R.STRANGE, 533 K.ROBERTSON VIDOT,706 A.HARRISON, 718 K.LEE, 719 J.CASIANO, 725 A.LOPEZ, 811 L.COLON, 854 J.LEE, 882 H. HIGGS. 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 8:40 AM: 01110 J. ABU, 01131 A.GARRETT, 01201 C.LUGO RIVERA, 02160 L.MAYORGA, 02216 E.GARCIA, 02427 L.LANIER, 04128 A.SANTOS, 04410 J.RUBIO, 05103 W.MARTINEZ, 05162 J.DIAZ, 05223 A.TORRES,05303 H.PAGAN, 05343 R.MAISONET RIVERA, 05412 J.BURGOS RODRIGUEZ, 05426 A.SESTO. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:00 AM: 0160 L.ROBLES, 0296 P.PAGAN, 1042 J.HELD, 2016 J.REX, 2053 T.OVIEDO,3004 W.PINEDA VALENUELA, 3033 M.BERNABE, 5013 K.LOUIS NOEL,7034 A.MARTIN. 8149 AIRCENTER CT – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:15 AM: 1155–N. VIERA, 1175–C.HESLIN, 1185–D. LETTS, 2031–M.PEREZ, 2106–G. TORRES, 2136–A.HEIFETZ, 2175–G. ORTIZ, 2190–R.RABASSI, 2198–C. CORTES, 2251–J.MIRANDA, 2295–G. OWENS, 2302–L.HARRIS, 3055–B. BLACK, 3058–T.WATKINS, 3085–T. HOFFMAN, 4006–K.ALEXANDER, 4045–T.REECE, 6004–R.CHHELAVDA, 6114–C.ACREE 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:30 AM: 0154–M.THOMPSON, 0176–J.AREIZAGA, 0185–S.MORTON, 0224–M.ORTIZ, 0253–L.ACEVEDO, 0265–G.MARSH, 1008–J.PEREZ, 1021–L.D’ANGELO, 4003–S.MITCHELL, 6021–A.AREIZAGA, 6032–F. CAMPOS, 7002–G.FLEMING, 7006–C. RIVERA, 7032–B.WILLIAMS, 7052–B. SANTIAGO, 7056–N.DELA FUENTE, 7072–J.PANTULIANO, 7086–H.MORALES, 7117–R.MONTALVO, 7123–C. CUSICCANQUI, 7125–C.FERRELL, 7156–J.MCDANIEL, 8009–E.MUNOZ, 8017–Y.ALVELO 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:45 AM: A125–L. RIVERA, A130–K.WILCOX, A135–D. HANNA, A136–U.GARCIA, B113–J. YOUNG, B115–G.WILLIAMS, B118–B. COBB, B124–C.ROGERS, B135–S. MACIAS, B199–Y.VELEZ, B205–R. HIDALGO, B213–S.HOGGS, B226–J. MENGES, B228–R.GRANT, C112–C.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF:M. C., DOB: 10/07/2014 A MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:CEDRIK JONES Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on May 12, 2016, at 9:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALL APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6) (g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 18th day of March, 2016.

CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, MATURE AMERICAN HEALTH CARE, LLC, of 101 Wymore Road Suite 539, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714 County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Legacy Health & Financial Group It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Legacy Health & Financial Group” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5th of April, 2016

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.:DP14-240 IN THE INTEREST OF:J.E. DOB: 08/13/2013, C.E. DOB: 03/13/2015 Minor Children.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Meghan Eller Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on May 18, 2016, at 1:45 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALL APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN).

IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 22nd day of March, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 3177126 - Fax. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty.

Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1994 Ford VIN# 1FMDU34X7RUC34491 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on April 27, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISF O NER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 05/04/16: 1009 Joyce Trimble, 2092 Candice Bennett, 2112 Marie Darius, 3002 Wanda Jones, 4026 Desiree Ortiz, 8023 Fran Sofo Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 05/04/16: 1113 Steven Siegelin, 1167 Jeffrey Wragg Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 05/04/16: B160 & C177 Ann Gallagher, C122-23 & C126-27 Mark Cole, C133 Carlos Maruri, C200-01 William Rams Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 05/04/16: 226 Timothy Sicardo, 235 & 336 Kim Miller, 322 Rayshanda Roberson, 508 & 509 Luis Conrado, 537-38 Michael Aritis, 543 Kenneth Barnes, 705 Anthony Brimhall, 742 Chris Frazier Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 05/04/16: 1229 Jessica Rybold, 1271 Raheem Smith.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807:CONTENTES MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday APRIL 27, 2016 at the times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time.”

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE ST CLOUD, FL 34769AT 10:00AM1259 Eric Lloyd Jackman, 1228 Duniheska O Velez Ritz, 220 Marisol Ruby Thompson PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM: 105 Jeff York ; CLTG, 106 Walter Rodriguez, 119 Robert H Mellor II, 132 Osamah Saleen, 244 Charles Holzschuh Jr, 334 Leon Dublin Jr, 452 Ryan Thomas Oliver, 528 Rachel Reeves.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: UNIT #134 SOFIA RIVERA, UNIT #135 TRACY THERESE PAGETT, UNIT #164 MELISSA CARDONA NAWAZ, UNIT #257 MARTIN VALLE CLASS, UNIT #301 SELENA REGINA RUCKER, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm: William Cross unit 125, Curtis Walker 402, Stephen Zuravin 427, Yolanda Moran 1012 , Ashley Manwani 1310 PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM: B761-Adrienne Henderson, B789-Jessica Moreno, C845-Duvan Nichols,C847-Shirley A Cooper, E917-Victor J Gibbons, F263James Thompson, H399-Jose Jimenez, H409-Tonya Thomas, I530-Hope Atanacio , I571-Anthony Beard, I573Antione Walton, I599-Daniel Courson, J673-Shirley A Cooper, J693-Jesus Hernandez, J653-Milagros Rodriguez.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON, PINE HILLS/ WESTGATE CENTER, CASE NO.: DP11-89 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.N., a female child, DOB: 08/25/2014, a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Michael D. Neal Jr.,: Address unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson on May 31, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 23rd day of March, 2016.

CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, Florida Bar No.:100540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stephanie.evans my families.com.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea/CAC, CASE NO.: DP10-242 IN THE INTEREST OF: C.J., a minor child, DOB: 08/21/2000 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Chenoa Marie Cheney,: Address unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 23rd day of May, 2016, at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.

FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5th day of April, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, Florida Bar No.:100540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stephanie. evans my families.com.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP13-273 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.H.. DOB: 04/04/13, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: REJERRIO BURTON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 26, 2016 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALL APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 23RD day of March, 2016.

This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126Fax, crystal.mincey my families.com.

CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Keyanna Fountain Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2015-CA-002316-14OW, LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. VS. YOLANDA COLON, ET AL. NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on March 24th, 2016 in the Circuit Court for Seminole County, Florida, the property situated in Seminole County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 86, BLOCK B, LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS UNIT TWO, ACCORDING TO THE PLATTHEREOF, AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 33, PAGE 49-53, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, Street address of: 473 AMETHYST WAY, LAKE MARY, FLORIDA 32746 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on May 24th, 2016 at the Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park A venue, Sanford, Florida 32771. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the dateof the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701 Tel. (321) 285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By: /s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on May 4, 2016 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; A0012A John Iliff $939.88, B36 Hope Miller $369.28, C73 Ruby Anderson $475.76, D64 Miguel Quiles Jr $532.35 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1028 Janelle Vallejo-Ruiz $432.85, 1050 Jerrod Price $422.20, 1690 Hugo Passos $372.20, 2410 Carl Allen $657.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; B018 Josemaria Fuentes $1250.90, C031 Gary Delvecchio $333.30 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1043 Natalie Paradise $501.95, 1166 Peter Losonszky $676.60, 1533 Mark Nettelbladt $479.45, 1611 Sylvia Simons $633.40, 2620 Janet Braughton $336.60, 2622 Janet Braughton $408.40.

In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only.

The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: AAAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 April 28th,2016 @9:30am: Natalio A. ScottoLavinaPictures/art, chairs, luggage, minifridge and boxes; Cesar Gomez PeraltaShoes, mattresses, luggage,TVpallet jack and boxes; Alicia A. Calderonclothes, laptops,TV’s and boxes; Luis M. ArroyoTV’s, bed, dressers and boxes; Kiara ParkerFurniture, mattresses, bed, clothes; David R. ShipmanShelves, furniture, lamps and mirror; Erlyn AvalosPaintcans, buckets, china cabinet; Liliana RicoChairs, mattress, boxes, table, furniture; Jesus E. SantosBags, boxes,stroller and mattress.

AAAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 328392307 April 28th, 2016 @10:45am: Kayla AcevedoKing mattress set, TV, totes, chairs, boxes and bags; Phalonne SaintilusBike, bags, TV, luggage and dresser; Yadira RiveraBike, totes, boxes, table, dresser and bags; Gregory PercyBooks, boxes and suitcase; Tiffany MalangoTotes, basket and boxes.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF:M. C., DOB: 10/07/2014 A MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:STEPHAN HARRIS Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached.

You are to appear on May 12, 2016, at 9:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALL APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6) (g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 18th day of March, 2016.

CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

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Degree in Accounting, Bus. Admin. or Finance required. 24 months of exp. required in healthcare finance or accounting. Contact Mr. Saji John at 407-200-2511 or fax resume to 407303-5495.

Cook Saddle Up 6142958 Business Development Account Manager OrlandoJobs.com 6142899 Bartender - Old Hickory Steak House Gaylord Palms Resort & Convention Center (16000ES6) Marriott International 6142897

Real Estate Origination Manager Orlando Federal Credit Union 6142199 Ride Inspection Specialist Recreation Engineering, Inc. 6142196 Destination Specialist (Part-Time) Visit Orlando 6142195 Biomedical Technician Mobil Dialysis 6142164 Volunteer Services Coordinator (Part-Time) Give Kids The World 6142157 Hotel Engineer Villas of Grand Cypress 6142156 Culinary Chef Assistant Pastry/Bakery (Lead Baker) - Full-Time, WDW Walt Disney World Resort 6142145 Outdoor Sales Specialist Fisher & Paykel Appliances 6142100 Refrigeration / HVACR Technician Servco Appliance Sales & Service, Inc. 6142097 Grand Opening Salon Lee Vista East Orlando Hair Cuttery 6142096 Quality Control Inspector / Technician Benada Aluminum Products, LLC 6142091 Lifeguard- Part Time, Walt Disney World Walt Disney World Resort 6141262 Utility Infrastructure Superintendent City of Casselberry 6141204 Course Director - REC4315 - Advanced Audio Post Production Full Sail University 6140522

Dispatch / Customer Service - Daytona Jaguar Technologies 6137409 Physician Assistant - Mental Health IMPOWER (Intervention Services, Inc) 6137350 Reg. Nurse PCU - FT St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6137042 Line Wireman Pro Image Solutions 6136545 Printing Industry Customer Service Representative Central Florida Press 6136485 Lifeguards & Swim Instructors - Lake County (Golden Triangle YMCA) YMCA of Central Florida 6136438 Aquatics Coordinator - Wayne Densch YMCA Family Center YMCA of Central Florida 6136437 Laboratory Techinician Silver Springs Citrus, Inc. 6136404 Verizon Wireless Sales Agent Total Marketing Concepts 6136179 EXECUTIVE RECRUITER Lear & Associates, Inc 6135902 Retail Product Specialist (Sales) Holler Classic Automotive Group 6135749

Service Technician FAS Windows & Doors 6135746

Data Migration Manager LabAnswer 6135502

Line Cook - Multiple Stations Red Mug Diner 6133953

Pool Technician II Wet n Wild 6140503 Iron Worker Ace Staffing Inc. 6140470

Maintenance Controller National Airlines 6133418

ARegisteredistered Nurse (RN)P - Spanish Speaking Orlando Health Physician Associates 6139603

HVAC Technician Daily Management Resorts Inc. 6133312

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