Nicole
Sign
Virgo
Clothes
Balmain
Phrase
Loves it.
Biography
Nicole is an heiress turned trash tv reality star. Her favorite fragrance is onions. Nicole is famous for her rampages. Her hobbies include getting DUIs, pouring bleach on people places and things, asking old men if they are single while their wives are present. Recently her friend Paris told her that she needed to clean up her act, so she hired a maid.
New York
Sign
Capricorn
Clothes
Chanel
Phrase
H.B.I.C.
Biography
What you see is what you get with Tiffany AKA New York. She first got her start on ‘Flavor of Love’. Where she established the fact that she is the H.B.I.C. (Head Bitch In Charge) in every room she steps foot in. New York has had numerous altercations which have resulted in her being one of the most quotable people of early 2000s pop culture. She’s an icon.
Dodo Airlines Flight #69 now arriving in Chlamydia
Nicole
It smells like onions. Loves it.
Nicole
Hi sir could you help me with my bags?
Timmy
Somebody! Please! Help me!! I cant breathe!!! AA-----aaa
Nicole Hey gorgeous, do you have a girlfriend? Mistress? Are you guys married or just fucking?
Nicole Have you heard anything about any oil reserves--
Hopper
WHAAAAA!!!!
New York
Nicole! so good to see I should have BYEit’sPUMPKIN! BYEyou! PUMPKIN! known youYOU wouldMAKING be here inYOUR Chlamydia! I SEE EXIT
Yes the HELL I DO.
Nicole New york!! I didn’t know you were here!!!
Nicole So uhh.. what brings you to the island?
New York
Actually, I landed a new gig! I am now the host of a new nature activism documentary! It’s called H.B.I.C. Head Bitch In Chlamydia!
New York
So! what are you doing here? What’s that behind your back?
Nicole I was about to...go give...orphaned children... some tattoos and piercings...
New York
That’s great sweetie, you’re a dreamer... You DREAM a lot.
New York’s Inner Monologue
New York Do I like Nicole? No. Do I respect Nicole? No. Does Nicole still need a facelift? uhhh....Yes.
New York And what the hell was she doing with a shovel? Digging up fossils? She had a fresh set of nails.
New York I must say! Nicole is an innovator! I never knew, in a million years, that a human, could SPROUT PLASTIC HAIR! Is she from another planet?? I dont know but there was plastic hair!
New York’s Inner Monologue, Continued
New York The reason I don’t like nicole is... Her plastic hair is horrible for the environment... Plastics consistently make up 60 to 90% of all marine debris... and they choke turtles...
New York A study conducted by the University of Queensland in Australia, based on data collected since the late 1980s, found that Green sea turtles now ingest twice the plastic they did 25 years ago.
New York That’s why I only buy 100 percent human hair bundles! I’m a humanitarian.
New York Oh gosh, being an environmentalist, humanitarian, animal rights activist, gorgeous vixen, is so tiring. I better find a place to park my beautiful new spacious sport utility vehicle... it was so nice of flav to give it to me.
Winnie
Have you considered the consequences of petrol engines on our environment?
Winnie Overloading the earth's atmosphere with carbon dioxide is causing warming land and ocean temperatures resulting in more severe storms, droughts and other severe weather
Winnie Also are you using any aerosols? Those are really bad for the environment they cause smog.
New York You know honestly Winnie, New York is not gonna back down. I’m not backing down in any way. I WILL be the SHIT. I’ll have this Monster truck sent to the landfill right away because I want to be the BEST environmentalist.
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New York I am a NATURAL beauty. This I know... This we ALL know. But at the same time I am a woman that likes to play up her features. I know these bitches would LOVE to look like Miss New York.
Sunrise, the next day
New York You know honestly something seems really fishy around here. I better ask this fisherman what’s going on.
New York Hey, Hopper, was it? I just wanted to ask you...Have you heard of anything or anybody threatening the natural resources around here? I’m an environmentalist and---
Hopper
Umm actually now that you mention it... I saw that blonde woman go off into the woods with tom nook with a shovel and some diagrams... it just doesn’t seem right.
Nicole Excuse me everyone I have an exciting announcement
New York It sounds like her voice is coming from the town plaza, let’s go see what this bitch has to say.
Nicole We love you bitches, but im afraid I have some bad news. Tom Nook, the CEO of Nook Inc, The owner of the isle of Chlamydia has sold to me... the entire island, so that I can drill for oil and reap the profits. This means that all of you will have to leave, It was nice knowing you all!
New York
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! New York Call me a crazy ass psychotic lunatic bitch from hell, I don’t give a damn. I’m loving this island and the peaceful animals that reside here. You won’t get away with this.
Nicole Sorry gorg. There’s absolutely nothing you can do. It says right here that I own 100 percent of this island. I’ll have it notarized tomorrow when I leave.
New York TOM! How could you sign over Chlamydia to her?? This is your DREAM. How could you let some bimbo turn it into a cesspit of Oil Drills and Capitalism?
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Tom Noo
Miss New York! You have to believe me! She said she wanted to build a resort on the island! and that she would let all of the animals that live here keep their land!
Later that night
New York Everyone gather around. I have a plan to fix this. Meet me outside her cabin at dawn. Bring hammers.
Coco New York, we will do WHATEVER it takes to help you defeat her.
Everyone
YEAH!!!
Sunrise, the next day
Nicole What the hell is this.
New York That phone isn’t going to work sweetie :)
New York it’s safe to say it wasn’t such a good idea to piss off an entire island all at once.
New York You’ll get your freedom back when you rip up that deed.