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Freshers Survival Welcome (back) to Bristol! We are your eyes
and ears on the ground, keeping you up to date on everything student-adjacent on campus and Annie McNamee and Amaan Ali beyond. Co-Editors-in-Chief
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ou studied for hours, you packed up your childhood bedroom, and you’ve finally made your way to Clifton to begin your life as a student. In the Roman times when the word was coined, originally drawn from the noun of the verb ‘studere’ (to study), students were highly disciplined masters of a single craft. Now, they’re more associated with their unique ability to stumble home at 5am and still make it to a 10am lecture – this, by the way, is a skill you will lose at 20. Do not
take it for granted. Whether you’re new to the hallowed halls of the ASS (Arts and Social Sciences Library) or have already spent many miserable days and nights between its brutalist walls, we are here to guide you. Both Amaan and I are going into our fourth years at Bristol, (making us old enough to be your grandparents by university family standards). We’ve decided to bestow upon thee the highest honour we can give; our advice. Read the following, recite it, commit it to memory, for this
is handed down in tablets from the ancients:
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Stop worrying and learn to love the rot. Your halls are going to get grimy. The bins won't get taken out when they’re supposed to be. You will have silverfish in your bathroom. These are unavoidable facts of freshers, and the sooner you come to terms with them, the easier your year will be. Read more on page 2
Max Fosh: 'Online there's no hiding.'
Sofia Webster Co-Deputy Editor
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ax Fosh is an ideas man who follows through. From writing ‘Welcome to Luton’ for passengers as they land at Gatwick Airport to cooking a meal in an active volcano, Fosh is like a medieval jester with a camera. Epigram recently spoke with the comedian ahead of his 'Loophole' show in the Bristol Hippodrome to find out more about what goes on in his weird, wonderful mind. Read more on page 2 Image Courtesy of Matt Crockett
Pages for readers, Opportunities for writers
Beyond the books: Social spaces on campus Read more on page 10 ARTS
The Art of 'brat' Read more on page 14
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In Conversation with Joy Division's Peter Hook Read more on page 18
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