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Lecturer in court after child sex allegations ton, prosecuting, told Newcastle Crown Court: “The allegations is he travelled as a sex tourist to Jersey on several occasions. “The analysis of his computer, we say, shows his interest in girls of that age has not changed since 2005 when he was in contact with the 13year-old. “We say as late as February this year there were indecent images of children on his computer so his interest has not waned.�

Jackson had been a senior lecturer at Newcastle University since 2002 and was in charge of a laboratory investigating the activity of cancer cells.

2YHU WKH ODVW À YH \HDUV KH KDV FRQ tributed to national research on cell communication, looking at leukemia and prostate cancer cells.

Jackson himself was not present at Newcastle Crown Court last week but was represented by his legal team.

-XGJH (VPRQG )DXONV DGMRXUQHG for a further hearing which will take place on Wednesday this week, with Jackson remaining on bail.

A press statement from Newcastle University read: “Dr Trevor R Jackson was employed by Newcastle University as a senior lecturer for seven years. “The University was informed by the police of the criminal investigation and has been assisting them with their enquiries. Dr Jackson is no longer employed by the University.�

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David Coverdale Editor A former biomedicine lecturer at Newcastle University has been accused of having sex with a 13-yearold girl.

The Journal newspaper reported that Trevor Jackson, 46, is accused RI PDNLQJ À YH VHSDUDWH MRXUQH\V WR Jersey to have sex with an underage girl he had allegedly contacted over the internet.

Jackson, of Lyndhurst Avenue, Jesmond, was arrested when police investigated the trips, allegedly made between 2005 and 2006.

He was charged with a number of counts of sexual activity with a child following grooming and released on bail.

The former University employee has since been further charged with offences of possessing indecent images of children after his computer was seized during the inquiry and later “interrogated� by IT experts.

Jackson’s case has been adjourned for a further hearing this week Prosecutors say that the pair had sex sessions together in hotels every time he visited the island and had full intercourse on two occasions.

The Journal newspaper reported that at a hearing to discuss the future progress of the case, Robin Pat-

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A recent study by Newcastle University’s Centre for Urban and Regional Development found that an KLVWRULF HQYLURQPHQW KDV D VLJQLÀ cant and positive relationship to a person’s sense of place.

The research was part of Heritage Counts 2009, the annual report on the state of the historic environment.

7KH *RYHUQPHQW UHFHQWO\ DF knowledged the impact that the design and condition of places had on crime levels, social wellbeing and regeneration.

However, traditionally there had been no solid evidence of a relationship between living in an area with historic features, and how content people felt in living in a certain place.

This suggests the research conducted by the University was unprecedented in nature.

As a city, Newcastle is famed for its historic architectural beauty. *UH\ 6WUHHW ZLWK LWV À QH *HRUJLDQ architecture, was listed as one of the best streets in the UK in a 2002 BBC poll. ,Q FRQQHFWLRQ ZLWK WKH VWXG\ LW would follow that those living in Newcastle arguably lead a happy

OLIH *HRUJH .QHDOH D VHFRQG \HDU Architecture student, told The Courier: “The city has some great traditional buildings, but there’s also a subtle balance between the old and WKH QHZ , FRXOGQ¡W LPDJLQH VWXG\ ing anywhere else!â€? ,Q NHHSLQJ ZLWK WKH SRVLWLYH UH sponse, Charlie Roe, a second year Politics and History student, stated: “The historic feel of the city made an immediate impression on me.â€?

The outcome of the research arguably helps shed light on the high levels of student satisfaction at Newcastle University.

Commenting to The Journal, Professor Mike Coombes of Newcastle

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7KLV LV VXSSRUWHG E\ À JXUHV WKDW VKRZ 6HSWHPEHU¡V +HULWDJH 2SHQ Days in Tyne and Wear attracted a record 59 000 visits to 207 buildings.

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Nevertheless questions remain with regards to safeguarding historic sites with heritage funding for the region in 2008 – 2009 being 35% down on the previous year, as revealed by the Heritage Counts report.

University launches Students hit by postal strike pioneering web course Harriet King Newcastle University, along with North East Fraud Forum, Microsoft DQG WKH 1RUWKHUQ *ULG KDYH LQWUR duced a pioneering new programme which will help parents keep their children safe on the internet.

The programme is to be taught in schools, learning centres and other organisations throughout the UK. The aim of the course is to teach parents how to help children use the internet safely, preventing them from becoming victims of cybercrime such as internet grooming and cyber-bullying. ,W DOVR SURPRWHV VDIH XVH RI VRFLDO networking sites such as Facebook.

Many parents, while anxious about their children’s internet use, are unaware of the differences in the way in which adults and young people use the web.

The protection techniques include a ‘Checkstick’ - a stick that can download a trace of every website that a child has used, a guide that informs parents about social networking and a time out setting, which prevents a child from using the internet late at night without a

parent’s knowledge.

As a result of discussions headed up by Newcastle University’s Phil Butler, a former detective chief inspector with Northumbria police, it became clear that not only did parents fear the danger that the internet poses, but they also had a sense of helplessness.

Parents felt unable to protect their children about the dangers of the internet, as they lacked the technical know-how and felt unable to constantly supervise children.

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Phil Butler, Director of External Relations at the Centre for Cyber Crime and Computer Security at Newcastle University said: “We are delighted with the response by the public so far. “Parents recognise that there is a knowledge gap between their children and themselves in the way that each uses the internet. We hope that the training will serve as a means of closing that gap and help make families in the region that much safer.�

For more information on the course go to www.hadrianproject.com.

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With the second rolling postal strike in two weeks, and any hope of the Communication Workers’ Union (CWU) and Royal Mail reaching an agreement fast fading, it is clear WKDW LW LV QRW MXVW EXVLQHVVHV ZKR ZLOO continue to suffer as the postal service remains crippled by the negotiation deadlock.

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Newcastle Law student Tarren Smarr thought she had left plenty of time when she ordered her course ERRN IURP $PD]RQ D ZHHN EHIRUH lectures began.

2YHU D PRQWK ODWHU KHU SDUFHO VWLOO hasn’t arrived. She told The Courier: ´,W¡V IUXVWUDWLQJ EHFDXVH ,¡YH RU dered and paid for the book but it still hasn’t arrived. ´,¡YH EHHQ IRUFHG WR FRPSHWH ZLWK the thirty other students on my course to get hold of the one copy available from the University library.� $IWHU VSHDNLQJ WR DQ $PD]RQ DG visor, Smarr was informed that her book is caught in the backlog at the VRUWLQJ RIÀ FH EXW ZKHQ The Courier spoke to a Royal Mail Customer Services Advisor on Tuesday, they claimed that the build up had been cleared and any orders still not received should be reported to the seller, and any extra payments referred back to Royal Mail.

At a time when students are alUHDG\ IHHOLQJ À QDQFLDO SUHVVXUH GXH to delays on loan and grant payments, issues with the delivery of, often expensive, course books and learning resources are only adding to the strain.

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7KDW¡V DOO IRONV WKH À QDO FXUWDLQ IRU -HVPRQG 3LFWXUH +RXVH Frances Kroon Film Editor Fifteen years after Jesmond Picture House was closed to the public, the old building next to West Jesmond metro was last week demolished following a motion approved by the council back in June.

The old building is set to be reSODFHG ZLWK D IRXU VWRUH\ RIĂ€ FH block, containing shops and a restaurant underneath.

Dozens of onlookers watched last week as diggers and machines began the process of reducing the building to rubble.

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,W ZDV À UVW RSHQHG WR WKH SXEOLF RQ the 2nd of May, 1921 with a screening of At the Mercy of Tiberius.

Better known for screening the ‘high brow’ end of cinema, the cinema initially proved a success with the predominantly middle class residents of West Jesmond, swiftly becoming a core feature of the community.

However, since its closure in 1993,

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the curved building has fallen into disrepair; its white exterior easily overlooked against the happy hour hustle of the Lonsdale pub next to it.

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Despite this, some independent cinemas have thrived in the past decade. The Tyneside Cinema has used its independent status to its advantage, with screenings of ‘cult classics’ and ‘golden oldies’ proving a hit.

Unfortunately, the Picture House was not able to utilize its status, authenticity and charm in the same way. The old-fashioned interior, complete with balcony and stalls, retained the nostalgia of former years, and even the sight of the exterior gave a passer by a feeling of what it would be like going to the œà LFNV¡ LQ WKH ¡V 'XH WR QHJOHFW KRZHYHU LQ LWV À QDO years it appeared like broken memorabilia from a past generation.

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Caroline Argyropulo-Palmer Commentary I was brought up checking the price per kg of supermarket items to try and work out which size option was the cheapest and if the offers were really worth it. It wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t because my family particularly needed to save 3p on a bag of pasta; it was my Dadâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s belief that the best deal might need a bit more hunting for.

As such, I now use my inadequate maths to add the cost of

What a rip off: Waterstoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pricing policy has been subject to criticism from one of their own staff

postage on to various Amazon sellers, scour Blackwells, and Waterstoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, to get the best deal on books I need for my course.

This is an option available to everyone; there might not be a price comparison website for WH[WERRNV EXW LW¡V QRW WRR GLIĂ&#x20AC;FXOW to shop around and thus avoid being ripped off by this underhand pricing.

That said, it is underhand. And Waterstoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s deliberate targeting of students to try and recover losses caused by their own mistakes is appalling given the highly publi-

cised amount of debt the average university graduate faces.

Buying these books isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a choice; we need them to complete our degrees. The library cannot supply 50 copies of every set text (the average size of an English Literature module), and when a book is particularly useful or you might want to annotate it, buying really is the only option.

Whilst online shopping often yields cheaper options, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve left it too late, legitimately because the reading list was released late or out of laziness, delivery times

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Team spirit just wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be the same without socials Jamie Gavin Commentary Whilst I appreciate no one should feel intimidated when entering a sports club, I feel that socials are an integral and vital part of any clubâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s make up. Anyone involved in a sports team will tell you Wednesdays are the best days and nights â&#x20AC;&#x201C; of their week.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not just about turning up at Cochrane Park on a Wednesday afternoon, or going down to 6KHIĂ&#x20AC;HOG WR SOD\ LW¡V DERXW WKH journey back, meeting up in the Union, and going out as a team, as well as meeting other Team Newcastle clubs.

And yes, drinking is a part of it, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not essential, and it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t

have to be stupid amounts. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had people that donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t drink come out, dancing away in Sinners and enjoying our socials as much as those who choose to drink.

Call it a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;drinking cultureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; if you like; I call it team spirit, team bonding. We graft hard on a Wednesday afternoon for the University, we play hard on a Wednesday night. It brings everyone together.

Lifelong friends are made. When , Ă&#x20AC;UVW VWHSSHG LQ WR WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW IRRWball social - our â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;welcoming nightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; LI \RX ZLOO ² , NQHZ IRXU RU Ă&#x20AC;YH RI my team mates. A week later I had Ă&#x20AC;IW\ QHZ IULHQGV DQ\ RI ZKLFK , felt I knew pretty well - four of which I live with now.

Wednesday nights reveal character, and it helps on the pitch

too. Win, lose or draw, you go out, discuss the game, take the piss out of each other and next week you know each other that little bit better, and trust each other that little bit more.

Sometimes it goes too far. People canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t train or play because they get injured after being too far gone. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ludicrous. Nights out should be a celebration, a commiseration, but they should never result in anyone getting hurt.

People should look after each other off the pitch as they do on it. And that goes for Wednesday nights too.

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Play hard, drink hard, deal with the consequences later Lois Locker Commentary The AU is likely to come under Ă&#x20AC;UH DIWHU WZR VHULRXV DFFLGHQWV have taken place on the Wednesday sports night out. Questions will be raised as to why both incidents took place on this particular night.

The issue with Wednesday nights out is the sheer number of people involved in teams drinking competitively. Each club is trying to outdo the others to achieve the biggest collective memory loss, have the least amount of possessions by the end of the night and have the biggest number of people arrested.

Even those people who arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t involved in any sports team at all are drawn into the night, making it busier and messier than any other night of the week.

In the last couple of years the national media has often highlighted the stories of sports club initiation ceremonies. These stories have emerged after a student at Exeter University died from a heavy night of drinking in a golf club initiation ceremony.

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ers and old-timers alike will be expected to take part in.

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However, despite the attempts to draw attention to the issue of sports club drinking, it is unlikely that any changes will occur in the near future.

At most universities, the sports night out is renowned as one of the biggest nights out; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s part of the culture of university sport: play hard, drink harder and deal with the consequences later.

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might not get it to you when you need it. This is especially true since the postal strike furore began.

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You want to be able to buy a book knowing that it is reasonably priced, and that whilst it might not be as cheap as you could have got it, that the extra few pounds simply pays for convenience and speed.

Not that you have unwittingly been paying well over the odds of normally buying a book from a retailer, and all because students are the easiest target to foot the shopâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bad management bill.

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Dumb and dumber: language courses slipping in standards?

Olivia-Marie Viveiros UK Universities have been accused of â&#x20AC;&#x153;dumbing downâ&#x20AC;? language degrees in the hope of attracting new students, according to a new report.

Michael Worton, the Vice-Provost of University College London, was ordered to carry out the report by the Higher Education Funding Council for England (HEFCE), after several departments had to close due to lack of funding for research, and a fall in interest from students.

The report shows student numbers KDYH GHFUHDVHG E\ LQ WKH ODVW Ă&#x20AC;YH years and a third of departments have closed in the last seven years.

The government have been accused of neglecting language degrees by focusing their funding on science, technology and engineering.

Universities have also been accused of â&#x20AC;&#x153;betrayingâ&#x20AC;? the discipline by replacing pure language courses with â&#x20AC;&#x153;cultural studiesâ&#x20AC;? and translating texts that students are supposed to interpret.

Worton believed the decrease in numbers was a result of the government ending compulsory language modules at GCSE level. He told The Guardian: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The greatest source of current anxiety is the lack of funding which is forcing many departments to cut back.â&#x20AC;?

The number of UK students taking language degrees decreased from 3.3 % to 2.9% between 2003 and 2008. The most affected area in the UK was England, after numbers dropped from 3.2% to 2.7%.

The number of full time language students dropped by 5%, compared with an 11% increase in students attending university.

Numbers would have dropped even further, had it not been for an increase in European students ap-

plying to study languages in the UK, as well as Italian, Spanish and Mandarin increasing in popularity.

More students are also now taking languages as a subsidiary to their main degree.

Mandelson calls for increased vigilance of university standards Caroline Argyropulo-Palmer Comment Editor As the rise of tuition fees seems increasingly inevitable, Lord Mandelson is hoping that teaching standards will rise with them.

The business secretary wants to toughen up the monitoring of universities as debate continues as to how much more students should pay for higher education.

Although the fees review will not be released until after the general election, there is a consensus that the current cap of ÂŁ3,225 will be lifted, with vice chancellors arguing for fees of up to ÂŁ7,000 a year.

Mandelsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plans include increasing the number of inspections carried out by the universities watchdog, the Quality Assurance Agency (QAQ).

This comes after claims that uniYHUVLWLHV KDYH EHHQ LQĂ DWLQJ JUDGHV and that the divide between the value of degrees from different universities is widening. Lord Mandelsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plans could see degree awarding powers removed from some institutions.

As well as increasing the watchdogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s power, Mandelson has also

urged students to demand more from their universities and adopt the attitude of â&#x20AC;&#x153;consumersâ&#x20AC;?.

He told The Guardian: â&#x20AC;&#x153;As students who go into higher education pay more, they will expect more and are entitled to receive more in terms, not just of the quality of courses, but the whole experience they receive during their time in the higher education system. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If there is a degree of passivity, then I hope that without enjoining our student population to take to the barricades, I hope they will be more picky, demanding and choosy as consumers of the higher education experience.â&#x20AC;?

The issue of passivity was taken up by Newcastle lecturer Professor Peter Reynolds, who told The Courier: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Although I loathe the increasLQJ FRPPRGLĂ&#x20AC;FDWLRQ RI HGXFDWLRQ , agree that students need to be more demanding of their lecturers, and that lecturers too should continue to make their own demands in return. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This has nothing to do with the level of fees, it is about the collaborative nature of higher education.

Lecturers are a valuable resource, but they need to be used if students want a return on their investment. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For example, my colleagues held

two hour feedback sessions last week, where students could come and discuss their performance in the last semester. In two hours I saw four students out of a possible 90. â&#x20AC;&#x153;As you know, in common with other Schools in the Faculty, we operate a personal tutor system and KDYH UHJXODU RIĂ&#x20AC;FH KRXUV ZKHQ WXtees (or anyone) can drop in without an appointment. Apart from the beginning of the academic year, my RIĂ&#x20AC;FH KRXUV DUH UDUHO\ GLVWXUEHG E\ the presence of any students.â&#x20AC;?

There does seem to be an increase in student response however, as at Newcastle University, the level of participation in the National Student Survey rose this year, with an increased response on 65%, beating the sector average of 62% for the Ă&#x20AC;UVW WLPH

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the range of degrees they offer. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to stop complaining and recognise that universities must take possession of their agenda. The danger is that it becomes a purely undergraduate disciplineâ&#x20AC;? he told The Guardian.

At Newcastle University, the report has spread opinion.

Samuel Anaya Guzman, lecturer in Spanish, told The Courier: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easy to generalise, but this â&#x20AC;&#x153;dumbing downâ&#x20AC;? is certainly not the case at Newcastle. We get keen students from all over the country wanting WR GR ODQJXDJHV DQG ZH GHĂ&#x20AC;QLWHO\ donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t compromise on standards. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They have to work hard to get good results. Our courses are challenging and exciting, and we always have very positive feedback consistently from students.

He continued: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a very generalised statement, which isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fair.

It undermines peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hard work, such as the Modern Languages staff at Newcastle University who were disappointed by accusations.â&#x20AC;?

James Brown, forth year German and Politics student commented: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have always found language modules at Newcastle very thorough. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easy to brand languages as â&#x20AC;&#x153;dumbed-downâ&#x20AC;? when talking about cultural modules, but these are often the most interesting.â&#x20AC;?

However, Fran Infante, forth year Spanish and English Literature Combined Honours student told The Courier: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I personally think cultural modules are a waste of time, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not much of a problem for me as Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m also studying English Literature. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If I was coming to university to study straight languages I wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be pleased at having to study Latin American Cinema or equally pointOHVV PRGXOHV WR Ă&#x20AC;OO XS FUHGLWV Âľ

League table plan for universities Dan Robinson The achievements of university courses could be assessed by new measures in an extensive government-funded cost-cutting programme, which would see an overhaul of the current rating system.

Performance should be based on the number of students who drop out, earnings of graduates, employment rate, overall student satisfaction, and inspection results, according to a review by the UK Commission for Employment and Skills (UKces).

Each course would be ranked in league tables similar to those used for schools and hospitals, while institutions would also be encouraged to consider their social responsibilities.

Recruitment of â&#x20AC;&#x153;riskyâ&#x20AC;? students, and the shaping of courses to offer more relevance to local employers, would lead to higher performance results for colleges as part of the proposals.

Chris Humphries, chief executive of UKces, told The Guardian: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Employers have a real problem getting people with the right skills, and our system is pretty unresponsive and massively complex. You could slim the process right down, save money and improve courses.â&#x20AC;?

He stated that while the proposals

would initially be applied to further education, he hoped it would be extended to higher education in the future.

Colleges would also follow universities in establishing capped fees for training courses, with students and employers required to share the costs between them.

The move would allow the government to force poorly rated courses to improve or close..

Hundreds of millions of pounds could be saved in the scheme, as the new system would put consumer pressure on courses and reduce the need for the huge planning bureaucracy behind the system.

The UKces review was ordered over a year ago and will be highly LQĂ XHQWLDO LQ D IRUWKFRPLQJ UHYDPS of the skills system to improve training provision, as Britain seeks to recover from the recession by retraining people.

However, the plans are likely to attract controversy, due to the apparent failure of the league table system in schools and hospitals.

Sally Hunt, general secretary of the University and Colleges Union, told The Guardian: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The league table culture has been a disaster in schools and hospitals. If applied to universities it will lead to a narrowing of the curriculum and an impediment to innovationâ&#x20AC;?.

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University accused of racial discrimination Jack Torrance A student of the University of Aberdeen has accused staff of racial discrimination.

The 35 year-old female from Bangalore, India, has lodged a complaint with the university along with the Indian high commission in London.

Allegations include Indian students being deliberately given the lowest marks in the class, and ra-

cial comments being made between staff.

She also claimed that Indian students were given inaccurate information in order to hamper their progress.

A spokesperson for the university FRQĂ&#x20AC;UPHG WKH\ KDYH UHFHLYHG D FRPplaint of racial discrimination, and said: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The University of Aberdeen is committed to the equal treatment of all persons regardless of their race, origin or colour.â&#x20AC;?

Prison for Kenyan student in Bristol Bristol student Felista Peters was just days away from graduating when she was arrested for being in the UK on false pretences, a court heard.

Kenyan-born Peters had used a IDNH ELUWK FHUWLĂ&#x20AC;FDWH DQG SDVVSRUW WR forge herself a lifestyle based on lies, ZKLFK FXOPLQDWHG LQ WKH 1+6 IXQGing her to the tune of ÂŁ34,800 for a three-year radiology course at the

8QLYHUVLW\ RI WKH :HVW RI (QJODQG in Bristol.

3HWHUV SOHDGHG JXLOW\ WR SRVsessing false identity documents with intent; obtaining a money transfer by deception; obtaining services by deception and two charges of using a false instrument with intent.

She has been sentenced to 19 months in prison.

Mature student graduates despite rent arrears 0DULD /DYHOOH D \HDU ROG PDWXUH student previously denied the right to graduate has won her case in an out of court settlement.

She was in debt to the University RI :LQFKHVWHU DIWHU UHIXVLQJ WR SD\ rent on accommodation which she considered to be inappropriate. :KLOVW LQ GHEW WR KHU XQLYHUVLW\ she would have been barred from JUDGXDWLRQ +RZHYHU GXH WR KHU

settlement, Ms Lavelle will now JUDGDWH ZLWK D LQ KHU SHUIRUPLQJ arts degree.

A spokesperson from the universiW\ VDLG ´:H KDYH UHDFKHG DQ DJUHHment in order to save costs, and the university has not made any admission of liable with respect to itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right to bar students from graduating while in debt.â&#x20AC;?

Muslim refused entry to Burnley college Shawana Bilqes, an 18-year-old student from Burnley had been barred from enrolling at college there, after refusing to remove her Burqa.

The college defended their decision, saying that face to face contact was vital for the teaching process.

They also suggested that it was important for all faces to be visible for safety reasons.

Miss Bilqes defended herself, saying: â&#x20AC;&#x153;It is my choice to wear the veil. I tried to compromise but they wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t.â&#x20AC;?

Drama student cleared of sleepwalk rape

Student costume blaze causes severe burns

1LFN :DONHU KDV EHHQ FOHDUHG RI raping a woman during a sleepover in student accommodation in Finsbury Park last year. :DONHU D IRUPHU VWXGHQW RI WKH Royal College of Dramatic Arts told police interviewers: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t remem-

A student studying at the University of Leeds has been admitted to 3LQGHUĂ&#x20AC;HOGV +RVSLWDO LQ :DNHĂ&#x20AC;HOG IROORZLQJ DQ DWWDFN LQ WKH +HDGLQJley Taps pub in Leeds.

The 19 year-old student, who was wearing a sheep costume made of cotton wool, was drinking with two

ber physically doing it. I was not drunk and if I did do it, it was in my sleep.â&#x20AC;?

It took the jury of Snaresbrook Court, East London, where the victim was tried, only an hour to acquit him of charges.

other students who also suffered PLQRU EXUQV DV D UHVXOW RI WKH Ă&#x20AC;UH :HVW <RUNVKLUH 3ROLFH DUUHVWHG WZR men from Portsmouth in connection with the incident. One of the suspects was released without charge whilst the other was bailed pending further enquiry.

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New campus set for Darlington Claire Childs A proposal for a new Teesside University campus at Darlington has been approved.

7KH QHZ Â&#x2026; P Ă&#x20AC;YH VWRUH\ EXLOGing will house 1,000 students and will offer teaching, catering and administration facilities, as well as business conference rooms.

Initially, Sport England and the Association of North-East Councils were concerned about the location of the building site, which will be based next to Darlington Collegeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s football pitches.

It was feared that these pitches would be lost during the redeYHORSPHQW +RZHYHU VXEMHFW WR contracts, plans have now been made for the pitches to be relocated to Blackwell Meadows.

It is hoped that the new campus will give a boost to the local areaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s economy, as well as providing employment opportunities.

The new campus was approved shortly after Teesside University was named â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;University of the <HDU¡ LQ The Times +LJKHU (GXFDtion awards.

The University is also currently running a television advert campaign to promote the establishment.

A key question is whether the new campus at Darlington will provide competition for Newcastle University.

Second year English Literature & Language student Faye Telfer told The Courier: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think that Teesside will be that much of a threat to Newcastle, as our University is a very well-established centre for education.â&#x20AC;?

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a reason we only hired 5% of applicants last year.

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Editorial Editor: David Coverdale - editor.union@ncl.ac.uk

Union Society showcases services S. OAKES

This Friday, Newcastle University Studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Union celebrates the best of what it has to offer, with a packed day of activities, competitions, food, drink and even a world record attempt.

The aim of Union Day is to showcase the services that the Union provides for students and to raise awareness in those students who see the Union as little more than a place to spend time in between lectures.

From 11am, the Union Society tent will be open all day for information about all of the services on offer, as well as Big Brother style diary room sessions where you can make your voice heard and give feedback on what you think about your Studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Union.

If you want feeding then there will be a hog roast outside and you will also be able to buy toffee apples to KHOS FHOHEUDWH %RQĂ&#x20AC;UH 1LJKW ZLWK Newcastle Student Radio providing the music on the lawn.

Inside the building, the Union brings to you the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Wall of Debtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; for all the information you need about the governmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s proposal on lifting the cap on tuition fees and NUSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; town takeover later this month.

There will be a Guitar Hero Championship in Mens Bar from 12pm, while Union Day will also coincide ZLWK WKH RIĂ&#x20AC;FLDO ODXQFK RI WKH 8Qionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legendary dance night Arcane, with tickets going on sale for Decemberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s end of term blowout, now in its 16th year.

One of the biggest events of the day will be the world record attempt held by Give it a Go in the Basement at 1pm, for the largest number of people participating in a game of Musical Bumps.

If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always wanted your name in the Guinness Book of World Records just come along to the Basement on the day and join in.

Then, the Athletics Union presents you with Dodgeball, back by popular demand after a successful debut at last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Union Day. Replicating WKH KLW Ă&#x20AC;OP RI WKH VDPH QDPH WKH

Vacancies www.careers.ncl.ac.uk/vacancies The Careers Service provides information DQG DGYLFH RQ GHYHORSLQJ \RXU VNLOOV ÂżQGLQJ a part-time job, work experience, supporting business start-up and (when the time comes) exploring graduate opportunities.

For more details about these and other vacancies, including details of how to apply, visit their website at www.ncl.ac.uk/careers.

Vacancies brought to you by the Careers Service: Job Title: Outbound Customer Sales Advisor - Call Centre Employer: Barclays PLC Business: Corporate, retail & international banking Closing date: 20/11/2009 Salary: ÂŁ16,000 pro rata + commission + EHQHÂżWV Basic job description: As a Customer Sales Advisor, your job is to gain an insight into the personâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life on the other end of the phone, VR \RX FDQ RIIHU WKHP WKH SHUIHFW ÂżQDQFLDO products to suit their needs. And how will you offer the right service to the right person? By using your solid sales background to call current Barclays customers, review their current banking needs, and identify the additional products and services that will help them betWHU KDQGOH WKHLU ÂżQDQFHV 3DUW 7LPH VKLIW SDWterns are: Mon - Thurs 17:00 - 20:00 and all

COUNCIL COMMITTEES Below is a list of available positions on a whole range of essential committees.

To get a place on any of these just come along to Union Council this Thursday 5th November at 5.15pm, which will be held in the Function Suite in the Union.

If you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make Union Council then SOHDVH HPDLO (GXFDWLRQ 2IĂ&#x20AC;FHU (PPD Budge at education.union@ncl.ac.uk saying which position you are interested in. Â&#x2021; 0HGLD ([HFXWLYH Â&#x2021; 'LYHUVLW\ ([HFXWLYH Â&#x2021; &RPPXQLW\ ([HFXWLYH Â&#x2021; :HOIDUH DQG &LWL]HQVKLS ([HFXWLYH Â&#x2021; 6WHHULQJ &RPPLWWHH Â&#x2021; (OHFWLRQV &RPPLWWHH Â&#x2021; 2IĂ&#x20AC;FHU 3HUIRUPDQFH 5HYLHZ %RG\ Â&#x2021; )LQDQFH &RPPLWWHH Â&#x2021; 6FUXWLQ\ &RPPLWWHH Â&#x2021; 2SHQ SODFHV RQ 8QLRQ &RXQFLO There are also positions on the following University Committees: Â&#x2021; /LEUDU\ $GYLVRU\ *URXS Â&#x2021; 1RUWKXPEULDQ 8QLYHUVLWLHV 0LOLWDU\ Education Committee Â&#x2021; %ODFNERDUG 6WHHULQJ JURXS Â&#x2021; 4XDOLW\ DQG 6WDQGDUGV 6XE &RPmittee ,I \RX ZDQW WR Ă&#x20AC;QG RXW DERXW DQ\ RI these positions and what they involve then please email Yoshiko Stokoe at GHPRFUDF\UHSRIĂ&#x20AC;FHU XQLRQ#QFO DF XN or Emma Budge at education.union@ncl.

Dodgeball event will kick off in the Basement at 5pm.

If you fancy getting involved you need to register your team by 4th November and pay the ÂŁ10 entry fee as there are limited places available.

Fancy dress is encouraged â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the more lycra the better!

The Union bars are getting involved in the action with Xbox competitions and drinks offers (including ÂŁ1 pints, bottles of VK and J2O) throughout the afternoon.

There will also be a pub quiz in Mens Bar from 5pm, which is

Saturdays 9:00 - 15:30.

Person requirements: If you have a strong background in sales - and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re open-minded about both the industry and the sales role youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve worked in - this is your chance to experience much more than just another call FHQWUH MRE $V ORQJ DV \RXÂśUH UHVLOLHQW ÂżUHG XS by a challenge and can make sure our customers get the best from Barclays, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll make sure you enjoy a brighter future in a better place to work. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll judge you on your ability and nothing else.

Location: Sunderland, Doxford Park.

Job Title: Bar and Waiting Staff Employer: &RQÂżGHQW &KRLFH Business: Recruitment Agency Closing date: 20/12/2009 Salary: NMW Basic job description: A local recruitment agency is looking for experienced Bar and Waiting Staff to work over the Christmas period. The days and hours of this post are Ă&#x20AC;H[LEOH WR VXLW Person requirements: You must have previous bar or catering experience.

Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Job Title: Sales Assistant (Maternity Cover) Employer: Jane Norman Limited Business: Fashion Retailers Closing date: 31/10/2009 Salary: NMW (depending on age) Basic job description: The Jane Norman store in Eldon Square is currently looking for a Sales Assistant to work on a temporary nine month contract to cover maternity leave. Duties include, among others: serving customers, dealing with customer enquiries, providing a high level of customer service, keeping

brought to you by RAG (Raise and Give), the Unionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s charity week which takes place in February.

Give it a Go are showing various Ă&#x20AC;OPV GXULQJ WKH GD\ DQG WKHUH ZLOO be opportunities to try out some of the activities that some of the Unionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s many societies get up to, such DV D Ă&#x20AC;OP VKRZLQJ ZLWK WKH ,QGRQHsian Society in Committee Room A at 11am.

SHAG (Sexual Health And Guidance) also returns to the Union as Welfare and Campaigns (WAC) encourage students to take a free

the store tidy, replenishing stock, and cash handling. You will be required to work a minimum of 15 hours per week, however you PXVW EH Ă&#x20AC;H[LEOH ZLWK \RXU WLPH Person requirements: Experience is not essential as full training will be provided. You must have an interest in fashion, have a conÂżGHQW DQG HQWKXVLDVWLF DSSURDFK WR \RXU ZRUN and be good with dealing with members of the public.

Location: Eldon Square Shopping Centre, Newcastle Upon Tyne Job Title: Temporary Canvas Stretcher Employer: Transform Your Images Business: Photo product specialists Closing date: 30/11/2009 Salary: ÂŁ6 per hour Basic job description: Transform Your Images is a company that enables customers to choose and design their own original art work.

The Eldon Square store is currently looking to take on a temporary Canvas Stretcher to work during the busy Christmas period. Duties will include: canvas stretching, putting frames together, quality control and customer VHUYLFH 7KH KRXUV RI WKLV SRVW DUH Ă&#x20AC;H[LEOH and will be discussed at interview.

Person requirements: Experience is not essential however sales experience is preIHUUHG <RX PXVW KDYH DQ LQWHUHVW LQ WKH ÂżHOG ideally with the aim of a career in the industry. You MUST be available to work over the Christmas vacation period.

Location: Eldon Square Shopping Centre, Newcastle Upon Tyne

chlamydia test and numerous condom fairies will be circulating in the crowds, handing out little square packets to promote the importance

of sexual health and safe sex.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never too late to get involved in your Studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Union and Union Day is the perfect chance to see the huge amount of activities you can join so come along to support and promote.

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Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got your number Lois Locker Do you fancy becoming known as a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;domestic extremistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;? Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worry, you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to have a criminal record; you simply have to have your photo documented by the police at an open protest event. The police can then label you as a potential troublemaker, despite the fact that you have never committed any sort of crime.

A recent investigation by The Guardian has discovered that the police are using what are known as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;spotter cardsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; to identify people who may cause disorder at demonstrations and protests.

Each spotter card has a large number of passport sized photos labelled with letters. Unbeknownst to the activists involved, secret intelligence has been used to build up a database of disorder, causing SURWHVWHUV WR EHFRPH LGHQWLĂ&#x20AC; DEOH LQ a crowd.

The police can then use this intelligence to track protesters across the country. Any different type of protest movement can be tracked; from extreme right wing parties such as the English Defence League to environmental extremists like Climate Camp and Plane Stupid campaigns.

The act of gathering data of this sort is quite a concerning issue. It points to a belief that the police have the right to use any sort of information available to them in order to prevent crime. In the case of the spotter cards, it enables the police to categorise people as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;domestic extremistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, turning them into suspects for a crime that has not yet been committed.

The use of this language shows an

DEXVH RI WKH SROLFH¡V DELOLW\ WR LQà X ence society; the word extremist has terrorist connotations and certainly insinuates a level of activism beyond chaining yourself to a gate.

A quick browse of the police guidelines for public protests and trade disputes illustrates their attitude to demonstrations by placing a huge emphasis on â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;physical securityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. This is perhaps unsurprising, as the police are there to protect the public and preserve law and order; after all, protest wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be protest unless there was some objection to it.

Simultaneously we want the police to have the right to clamp down on criminals and yet be able to preserve our civil liberties In fact, there is public support for the police to have all the powers necessary to protect society. More and more now, the police are expected to intervene in all aspects of daily life, including dealing with problems such as anti-social behaviour- an issue traditionally left to parents, teachers and the local community.

There are often cries from opposition parties, the media and the public for the police to have more power. Clearly they are thinking of more handcuffs on wrists for wrongdoers, but the greatest power at the policeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s disposal is its intelligence.

The building up of a database of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;domestic extremistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is just one

example of the police using their power to stop crime. The massive amount of CCTV now installed and the DNA database are further examples of the ways police use intelligence to prevent and detect crime.

Yet there is a huge aversion to all of these measures; they are often branded as an invasion of privacy with message boards scattered with Orwellian references to Big Brother.

Therein lies the massive contradiction; we want the police out of our private lives, without our details logged and statistically analysed,

but we still want to see crimes stopped that can only be prevented through intelligence.

So can we really ask the police to live up to this inconsistency? Simultaneously we want the police to have the right to clamp down on criminals and yet still be able to preserve our civil liberties!

In a fair and open society I think we should be able to ask as much.

Everyone in the UK has a right to privacy and free speech, but there are also expectations that society should be mostly free from crime. It

should be possible for the police to act proportionately to a situation.

Informed discretion and common sense should be used to establish when it is fair and necessary to gather data about possible offenders. In the case of the police spotter cards, not everyone ever stopped by the police at a protest is likely to cause violence or create massive public disorder. As a state organisation, the police should be able to exert power but not abuse it.

Womb transplants should bring hope, not fear Tarren Smarr Is it possible that science may be going one step too far? Scientists from the United Kingdom claim that the ZRUOG PD\ VHH LWV Ă&#x20AC; UVW VXFFHVVIXO womb transplant within the next two years.

It was only a year ago that Dr. Sherman Silber, based in the United 6WDWHV FDUULHG RXW WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW RYDU\ transplant that lead to the birth of a EDE\ JLUO 7KH VFLHQWLĂ&#x20AC; F FRPPXQLW\ sees the most logical next step as a complete womb transplant.

A womb transplant would allow for a woman to carry her own child.

Conception would be performed through IVF and delivery would be a caesarean section as the transplanted womb may be unable to endure natural birth.

Though it seems as though science is making miraculous discoveries every day, womb transplantation isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a completely new idea. Back in 2003, the Americans said it would only take them three years to complete a full womb transplant that would result in a successful full

term pregnancy. Six years later, the Americans still havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been successful.

America is not the only country that has accompanied Britain on this research. Saudi Arabia tried to imSOHPHQW WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW VXFFHVVIXO ZRPE transplant in 2000. It even lasted 100 days before the host body rejected the womb.

Should womb transplants fall unGHU WKH SKUDVH ÂśLI DW Ă&#x20AC; UVW \RX GRQ¡W succeed, try again?â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Claims against womb transplants often reference surrogacy.

If a

woman is unable to have a child of her own, why not use a surrogate?

Unfortunately, in some countries surrogacy is illegal. In other countries, regardless if the birth parents chose their surrogate, the woman who actually gives birth to the child is recorded as the parent.

This could cause many legal issues for the couple who used the surrogate because it allows for the parHQW OLVWHG RQ WKH ELUWK FHUWLĂ&#x20AC; FDWH WR SRWHQWLDOO\ Ă&#x20AC; JKW IRU FXVWRG\ RI WKHLU child later on.

Whilst on the topic of surrogates, their use carries many downsides, including lifestyle. It is almost impossible to control every lifestyle factor of the surrogate. They may put themselves and the baby in compromising situations, including alcohol and drug consumption.

On another note, some researchers claim that the surgery involved is a risk. Surgery in the abdominal region is believed to pose a higher risk than other surgeries due to the complicated nature of that area.

All surgery poses a risk to the individual because no one, not even surgeons, can be 100% sure how the

body will react to the procedure.

Obviously, the host will know and understand the risks before such an operation.

On the other hand, there are many SRWHQWLDO EHQHĂ&#x20AC; WV WR ZRPE WUDQV plantation. Think of all the women ZKR Ă&#x20AC; JKW FHUYLFDO FDQFHU GXULQJ their early 20s- many of whom have not yet had the chance to have children. Womb transplantation would allow an alternative to surrogacy and adoption.

Just think of all the women who were born without a womb or had theirs removed due to a medical emergency. The option to have a womb transplant would enable these women to carry their own children.

Individuals who opposed womb transplants believe there is cause for concern for the baby itself while it is developing in the womb. Main arguments centre on immunosuppressant drugs that are used to prevent the rejection of transplanted organs.

There have been several studies of female patients who have had transplants taking immunosuppressant drugs during their pregnancy.

The results of the studies have not shown any negative or adverse affects.

In all, womb transplants pose PDQ\ EHQHĂ&#x20AC; WV LQFOXGLQJ WKH VLPSOH idea of hope. The idea alone provides women with the hope of being able to carry their own child. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the hope of possibility that has led to between 40-50 UK women being screened for the future procedure.

Two yearsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; time may be a bit optimistic, but maybe we need a little optimism in the world. In reality, womb transplantation is a heavy topic to discuss. Like everything, there are positives and negatives to the argument, and of course ethical considerations. But, if you needed a heart transplant, would anyone stop you?

The medical community performs transplants every day; enriching the lives of the people who are somehow saved by them. Why should we deny a woman a means of improving her quality of life and potentially the lives of those around her?

I say thumbs up to womb transplantation.

THE COURIER Monday 2 November 2009

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0RUDOV DQ\RQH" James Stubbs Columnist

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Later, after she sent him a text saying to come over, he did just that, and they ended up in bed.

Her housemate, hearing the two together, arrived on the scene, reminding her that she had a boyfriend- at this point unknown by the now frustrated, but apologetic, young man.

He went home. And a few days later, heard from friends that the girl had told her housemate he had taken advantage of KHU HYHQ WKRXJK VKH KDG LQYLW ed him over at 3am, hardly, in his mind, for tea and biscuits.

He went over, but made no attempts to make her do anything against her will.

7KH\ ZHUH ERWK SUHWW\ GUXQN after all that was how they had come to be in this situation in WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW SODFH LW¡V QRW DQ XQFRP mon situation among students, but regardless, rather than admit the truth, she made a quick decision to lie and save face in front of her friend, thinking little of the harm it might cause.

7KLV FUHDWHV SUREOHPV DV FDVHV like this will always undermine real occurrences that go untold all the time, and I in no way mean to do that. So when do fun drunken fumblings turn into something much more sinister?

7KDW¡V HDV\ WR DQVZHU VLQFH as sure as a sandwich is a sandwich, rape is rape. You just have to watch out for the Polanskis and those who cry wolf.

The Master Distiller at Vladivar Vodka describes the taste of their drink as â&#x20AC;&#x153;breathtaking coolness with the subtle nuances of spearmint which lingers long in the PRXWK Âľ $UH WKHVH WKH Ă DYRXUV ZH delighted in last time we took a shot of this popular vodka?

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Yet, producing our favourite drinks is a long, detailed and incredibly precise process designed to draw RXW VXEWOH Ă DYRXUV WR EH VDYRXUHG and enjoyed by the drinker.

Alcohol has become a substance consumed only for the effect it gives us rather than something to take pleasure in drinking. How many more lives will be lost before we decide to change the way we drink?

Britain stands as a lighthouse warning all other countries away from the vicious and unforgiving rocks of extreme alcohol consumption. I am not one to praise the French without good reason but I am in such admiration for the way they love every sip of wine.

Wine is a brilliant example of a drink that has the most engrossing RI Ă DYRXUV HDFK PRXWKIXO FDQ EH

enjoyed and different varieties of grape can be chosen to complement any meal. The French have got their attitudes to alcohol just right. The Ă DYRXU HYHQ WKH VPHOO RI D GULQN can be enjoyed without having to devour dangerous quantities.

The British brought tea, cricket and Shakespeare to the world and yet all we seem capable of exporting today is how to strawpedo I went on a fantastic college trip to Brussels where we had a lot of fun as we drank our way around various bars, knocking back huge quantities of tequila, lemon and salt. The result of our careless drinking was, predictably, rather messy.

This was in stark contrast to the UHVW RI WKH FLW\ 6LOHQFH Ă&#x20AC; OOHG WKH streets of Brussels at 2am, except for the loud and obnoxious shouting of 25 British students. Is this really how British people want to be seen? Drunken louts who cannot stop themselves from urinating and vomiting their way around a beautiful city!

Last year, I escorted a friend to hospital after one too many drinks had rendered him little more than a dribbling mess. Through the long night waiting to be seen by the docWRU , REVHUYHG D ZDLWLQJ URRP Ă&#x20AC; OOHG

largely with bloodied and broken people, struggling to comprehend where they were or why they should have found themselves there. The amount of injuries caused by excessive and unrelenting drinking is extraordinary.

The same can be said of the arrests that are made each week in citLHV DFURVV WKH FRXQWU\ GXH WR Ă&#x20AC; JKWV that would never have started had the culprits been sober. Perhaps the most painful side-effects of the binge culture are the destructions of friendships due to things said or done whilst inebriated. The line between having a drink to be sociable and potentially destroying our own lives is thinner than we wish to admit.

My father has always told me that â&#x20AC;&#x153;if you cannot taste what you are drinking, it is time to stop drinking it.â&#x20AC;? I may only be 21 but I have come to fully agree with this maxim.

Heavy drinking is common across the whole spectrum of social groups, but university sports teams really take drinking to an extreme. There is a huge pressure to get incredibly drunk and you are told it is all in aid of team bonding. The team that GULQNV WRJHWKHU ZLQV WRJHWKHU ,¡P not sure Fabio Capello would agree with that idea.

Drinking has crossed over from being a form of entertainment to being a cultural necessity for meeting people: sports teams insist we all do an initiation before we can be fully DFFHSWHG DV D PHPEHU RI WKHLU FOXE

birthdays have become an astonishingly repetitive routine of drinking JDPHV IROORZHG E\ D QLJKW LQ D FOXE visit a friend and they will insist on taking you for a night out.

Spend a few minutes looking at Facebook and it is clear that every picture is of yet another person, in yet another bar pulling a silly face or D œVH[\¡ SRXW DW WKH FDPHUD ,V WKLV DOO we, the British, do for pleasure?

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I recently spent time with students in Dublin whose alcohol consumption was restricted by prohibitive costs. A higher tax on drink would not only force a change in our attitudes but it would also help to cover the astronomical policing and healthcare costs that our alcohol imbued society burdens the treasury with.

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As you probably remember, we Ă&#x20AC; UVW UHDOLVHG WKHUH ZDV WURXEOH around this time two years ago. The collapse of Northern Rock brought our fair city into the headlines for all the wrong reasons. A year later, four more UK banks had been at least part nationalised. While I ZRQ¡W JR LQWR WKH VSHFLĂ&#x20AC; F UHDVRQV IRU WKH ÂśFUHGLW FUXQFK¡ LW¡V IDLU WR VD\ WKLV ZDV D FULVLV FDXVHG E\ WKH Ă&#x20AC; QDQ cial industry.

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There are almost one million 16-24 \HDU ROGV ZKR FDQ¡W Ă&#x20AC; QG ZRUN WKDW¡V 1 in 5.

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parties are pretty set on the idea of a university fee increase. If the Conservatives get into power next \HDU OHW¡V IDFH LW WKH\ SUREDEO\ ZLOO fees will almost certainly increase to around £7,000 a year.

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COMMENT

RESPONSE

In defence of socialism James Sanderson

On the mike: James Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Sullivan debates in favour of lifting the tuition fee cap at last monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Union debate

Student free for all?

Simon Childs In early October there was a debate in Newcastle Universityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Union building about the future of funding for higher education.

7KHUH ZHUH WKUHH RSWLRQV WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW being the removal of the cap on topup fees.

Those who advocate this free market in education believe that unless students start paying more, British universities will lose competitiveness with world class institutions such as Harvard and Yale, where students pay tens of thousands of dollars per year for the privilege of studying there.

The second option was the NUS â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;blueprintâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, under which students would pay a percentage of their earnings after they graduate towards a public fund for universities.

7KH Ă&#x20AC;QDO RSWLRQ DQG WKH RQH ZKLFK I, and to my astonishment only two other people voted for, was higher education free at the point of use, funded by taxation.

Newcastle students voted overwhelmingly for the NUS blueprint option.

The premise that the NUS blueprint and free market options are based on is that our economy is simply unable to support higher education.

It is a premise that I cannot accept.

The fact is that there are hundreds if not thousands of different demands on government money; from things which are vital to the fabric of our society, to things which are clearly undeserving of taxpayersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; money.

Our economy could easily afford to provide free chocolate on the NHS. This is a genuine Monster Raving Looney Party manifesto proposal.

The reason that it is not government policy is that as a society we do not think this would be a sensible use of our resources, but it would actually be relatively cheap compared to other areas of a governmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spending such as defence or transport.

The reason we continue to fund these massively expensive areas is that we feel that they are worth the money.

My point is that the issue is not what we can afford but, within limits, what we choose to afford.

What a government spends money on is decided partly by the ideology of the party in government and partly by public opinion expressed at the ballot box.

The other factor is lobby groups, from Greenpeace to the Confederation of British Industry, which seek WR LQĂ XHQFH JRYHUQPHQW WKURXJK D variety of means.

The principal job of the NUS is to act as the lobby group of students, Ă&#x20AC;JKWLQJ IRU RXU LQWHUHVWV DQG H[WROling the virtues of higher education.

Therefore if the NUS lies down and buys the line of the Government, the Tories, and worryingly it now seems the Lib Dems; that we cannot afford free university education; it becomes true because even the principal lobbying body which purports to represent students does not think we are worth the money.

The reason people no longer believe university education is worth providing free to students supported by taxation is because education is now seen only as a tool with which to help Britain compete in the global economy.

The notion of education as a good in itself which civilises our society and enriches our culture has been

lost.

This has led to the arbitrary government target that 50% of school leavers should go on to study at university; because our future economy will be knowledge-based.

This in turn has led to over a billion pounds being spent trying to stop people from dropping out of university, because realistically, considerably less than 50% of the population actually want to go to university.

This lack of joined-up thinking means that the situation we have is this- the Government is condemning students who want to study to thousands of pounds of debt while at the same time spending huge quantities of money trying to keep people in university who donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even want to be there.

Suddenly prescription chocolate on the NHS doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem like such a bad idea.

Students werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t happy in 1997 when tuition fees were introduced, so it was unthinkable that top-up fees could follow, right? :KR WKRXJKW ZKHQ WKH\ Ă&#x20AC;UVW Ă&#x20AC;OOHG LQ WKHLU 8&$6 IRUP WKDW VRPH university chancellors would be SXVKLQJ IRU DQ $PHULFDQ VW\OH IUHH market in higher education where students could leave education with not tens, but hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of debt?

The NUS needs to shape the debate on its own terms, rather than accepting the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;reasonableâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; terms of debate set by politicians and chancellors.

Otherwise, the boundaries of what is reasonable and what we can or cannot afford will keep on changing, shifting further and further away from the interests of students.

What the major political parties say... /DERXU

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Source: www.libdems.org.uk

Spurred on by James Wintersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Capitalist Manifestoâ&#x20AC;? in last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Courier, I felt compelled to write a response to his article.

I wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t lie, I consider myself to be a socialist but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to respond in as objective a way as possible on the basis that his entire piece was uninformed and remnant of something youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d read in some of the less reputable papers.

In his analysis of socialism, James completely overlooked the internationalist outlook of many socialists and by doing so fails to understand one of Marxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s key concepts of international unity.

His analysis of how great life is under an international capitalist system only seems to take into account the lives we live here in the West.

What about the 923 million people that the UN says are starving and the 36 million people who die from hunger every year?

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sure these people would love to sit around eating McDonaldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, listening to their iPods or travelling on board a Boeing plane.

The problem is though, not only do these people not have the choice to do any of these things, but their economies are being undermined by an economic system that is by its very nature imperialistic, exploitative and is above the laws of the international community.

Shell for example is robbing Nigeria of its natural resources and leaving the local people with nothing other than empty pockets and an ecological disaster wherever it operates.

It is common knowledge that this is happening so why havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Shell being brought to justice?

You need to look outside the box and start comparing how we live relative to the rest of the world Just because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not staring premature death in the face as the reVXOW RI XQFRQWUROOHG JDV Ă DULQJ LQ Jesmond, it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean that capitalism is great. You need to look outside the box and start comparing how we live relative to the rest of the world, not just the rest of the UK or the West.

The next big issue I have with Jamesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; assessment regards being able to make a lot of money if you want to. This is ridiculous.

I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know where you come from or from what sort of background but I would like to see you try to sell the notion of hard work being the answer to the problems of the estimated 12.7 million people in the UK who live in relative poverty.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also no coincidence that the most physically demanding jobs happen to be the lowest paid and there are a lot of people out there that work a damn sight harder than you or I will ever work in our lifetimes just to put food in their mouths.

You and I are both lucky enough to be at a good university where hard work will hopefully pay off.

But what about the people who arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t in our position? Not every school gives its students the chances that they deserve and a lot of people do not have the luxury of being able to attend the best schools.

Even then, those who work hard may not be able to attend the universities of their choice, if at all, despite bursaries, grants and the student loan because of their familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Ă&#x20AC;QDQFLDO VLWXDWLRQ Yes, we do have a decision to work hard or not, but if we choose to work hard, that choice will never guarDQWHH XV PDVVLYH Ă&#x20AC;QDQFLDO UHWXUQV and on that basis his argument is Ă DZHG Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d also like to draw Jamesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attention to the fact that there are people who work 18-hour days in conditions remnant to the 1850â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s.

These people work in places called sweatshops. There might be very few of these in the UK but I can assure you that they exist throughout most of the developing world.

The people that work in them are often faced with no alternative employment and as a result they are exploited and denied a decent wage, reasonable hours, unionising rights and safe conditions.

I agree weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be hard pushed to Ă&#x20AC;QG SHRSOH LQ WKH 8. ZRUNLQJ LQ these conditions on a large scale but thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beside the point.

You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need to look far to see it, and it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take a genius to see that cheap and dispensable labour and the abuses that go with it fuel the capitalist system. Doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sound so great to me. $QRWKHU ELJ JULSH WKDW , KDYH LV that in no way can tax be considered theft.

Part of me doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even want to warrant this statement with a response, but if it wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t for taxes most of this country would not have received an education: primary; secondary; further or higher.

Large swathes of the population would be denied health care. Elderly people would not be entitled to a basic state pension or winter fuel allowance.

The list goes on. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easy to resent tax and it does go on things that are questionable (Trident anyone?) but for someone who is berating others for their lack of humanity for wearing Che Guevara t-shirts, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d suggest he thinks about the basic things that taxation entitles those at the bottom to and how not having taxation would harm those people.

Finally, as he was interested to know how many people have died as a result of Marxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ideas Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll attempt to tell you.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s estimated that between 56-62 million people died in the USSR, around 100,000 people have died under Castro in Cuba and an estimated 29 million perished under Mao. None of this is forgivable or can be MXVWLĂ&#x20AC;HG DQG DOO , ZRXOG VD\ LV WKDW RQH ZRXOG EH KDUG SUHVVHG WR Ă&#x20AC;QG any self-respecting socialist who would be willing to do so. $OVR WR ORRN DW WKLV LQ SXUHO\ QXmerical terms itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not hard to see that the current capitalist hegemony is putting more people at risk of death and harm in the Third World and developing countries than any of the communist or socialist nations have done.

That doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t absolve the atrocities that took place in the Siberian guODJV EXW \RX KDYH WR SXW WKHVH Ă&#x20AC;Jures into the bigger picture.

I am a socialist and I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to relocate to North Korea anytime soon, believe me, and neither do I want to live in a cave. I want everyone to have the same opportunities as me but not at the expense of the hundreds of millions of people who live in abject poverty. :H DOO KDYH WR PDNH VDFULĂ&#x20AC;FHV DQG it is our duty to make them because we can afford to.

Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had capitalism and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve all got blood on our hands because of it; letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s move on to something fairer and maybe one day we can be forgiven for our own atrocities.

THE COURIER Monday 2 November 2009

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COMMENT

Blair for EU President?

YES Laura Heads To many the mere phrase, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Tony Blair as European Presidentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is one of fear and apprehension; but really when more attention is paid, it becomes clear to see that this is not the case at all.

In fact Tony Blair is up for a much smaller role than the media has led us to believe.

Although it can be argued that Tony Blair will have a majorly inà XHQWLDO UROH LQ UHDOLW\ WKLV LVQ¡W WKH case; he will be president of the European Council, only one part of the EU body; the advisory part.

It was set up to dictate the general political strategy of the European Union, and it is this which Tony Blair has been put in the frame to run.

In general its meetings are held much less frequently than the other PRUH LQĂ XHQWLDO DQG GHPRFUDWLF institutions such as the Parliament, meeting around every six months, with the aim of only increasing that to every three or four.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easy to see why Blair should win hands down If we are to believe what the media has told us about his job role, then advising Europe on its political standing is of vast importance; and WKHUH LV QR EHWWHU SHUVRQ WR Ă&#x20AC;OO WKLV role than Tony Blair.

Despite being known as a Eurosceptic, this can actually be seen as a good thing; his views will help to ground the European Union and

stop them from jumping into decisions with both feet.

Not only that, but his history of disagreement with Europe (think Iraq) is also, surprisingly, a good thing; it will lead to longer debates and as a result an all round better decision.

This has got to be better for the EU, and ultimately the UK, as being brutally realistic, decisions based on what the French and other countries that are part of mainland Europe ZDQW ZLOO QRW EHQHĂ&#x20AC;W WKH 8. LQ DQ\way Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s consider the alternate options; Jean-Claude Juncker, Prime Minister of Luxembourg, and Jan Peter Balkenende, Prime Minister of the Netherlands, are two Prime Ministers renowned for being â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;yes menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;; quiet and completely non-confronWDWLRQDO GHĂ&#x20AC;QLWHO\ QRW VRPHWKLQJ , want in a President of the EU. The President of Ireland, Mary McAleese, the last person who has been suggested, is, despite her title, someone who has no experience of running a country; she is effectively the equivalent of the British monarchy.

Faced with the choice of someone who knows what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re doing or someone who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t, I know who I would pick.

Pitted against these it is easy to see why Tony Blair should win hands down. His charisma and strength as a leader are something any leader of Europe needs.

Ultimately, it can be argued it boils down to the fact that people know who Tony Blair is; ask any ordinary American to tell you who JeanClaude Juncker is and it is almost guaranteed that they wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be able to answer you.

Ask them who Tony Blair is, and unless theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been living under a rock for the last ten years theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to know.

NO Ross Dent To a startling degree, the race for EU President is turning into a race between Tony Blair... and everyone else.

This is surprising and disappointing to Europhiles, who are aghast at the thought of anyone from Britain landing the job; given that as a country we shun the single currency, refuse to join the borderless 6FKHQJHQ DUHD DQG Ă&#x20AC;JKW WR NHHS RXU special rebate from the EU budget.

This unwillingness to compromise precludes deeper integration which the Lisbon Treaty tries to achieve, and from which the job of President is created.

Indeed, rather than move European integration forward, the former UK prime minister set a series of so-called red lines during the Lisbon negotiations, with the intent of blocking any progress on social issues and tax harmonisation, as well as common defence and foreign policy.

Across much of Europe, moreover, Mr Blair is remembered for splitting the EU with his uncritical support for the Iraq war and for George Bush.

At home, feelings are often expressed in stronger terms, with some believing he took us into the Iraq War on the basis of a lie about Saddam Husseinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s weapons of mass destruction and in violation of international law.

Blair is admittedly an accomplished politician. Unfortunately, he is an expert politician in the sense that â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;politicianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is a synonym for â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;cheatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. One of his biggest lies as

Letters to the Editor Increasing numbers need more housing Dear Editor, Over the last ten years there has been an increase of 12,000 in the number of full time university students in the city, but a very much smaller increase in the amount of purpose built student accommodation.

The consequence of this is that exorbitant rents are now being charged for rooms in shared student houses, whilst second and third year students do not have the possibility of staying in purpose built accommodation.

The City Council policy on student housing seeks to address these problems by encouraging the construction of between 5000 and 6000 new bed spaces for students.

These will all have en-suite units.

By increasing the supply of bed spaces in this way, rents will fall to WKH EHQHĂ&#x20AC;W RI WKRVH OLYLQJ LQ VKDUHG houses and second and third year students will regain the possibility of staying in purpose built accommodation.

Of course the landlords are strongly opposed to the construction of QHZ EHG VSDFHV VLQFH WKHLU SURĂ&#x20AC;WV will fall. There is no plan to remove students from Jesmond, and indeed the City Council does not have the legal power to determine where students or any other adults should live. This is simply a scare story put out by the landlords.

Finally the new accommodation cannot be described as ghettos.

There are numerous different sites across the City centre which stuGHQWV ZLOO Ă&#x20AC;QG DWWUDFWLYH All the new bed spaces which have been completed so far (700 since the policy was agreed, with 1000 under construction ) have been greatly oversubscribed.

RON ARMSTRONG Councillor for North Jesmond

(most of which failed to make much sense) he has the right to say it, and we should be grateful that we live in a society where every political party has the opportunity to have their say, allowing voters to make up their own minds - the absolute cornerstone of our democracy.

ALEX ELWICK

BNP coverage â&#x20AC;&#x153;missed the pointâ&#x20AC;?

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Capitalist Manifestoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ignored crucial aspects of socialism

Dear Editor,

Dear Editor,

Whilst I understand the tight deadlines between the broadcasting of the BNP edition of Question Time and the publication of your own paper; I feel that The Courier writersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; comments on the programme last week somewhat missed the point.

Your writers argued for and against WKH SUHVHQFH RI 1LFN *ULIĂ&#x20AC;Q RQ WKH panel using interesting and valid arguments concerning the way Britain is viewed abroad and the resulting detrimental effect the programme may have had on the BNP. However, both neglected to mention the absolutely critical issue, that, as much as we dislike it, Nick *ULIĂ&#x20AC;Q KDV H[DFWO\ WKH VDPH ULJKW DV you and me, and that is the right of free speech.

Regardless of what he was saying

I am writing in to comment on James Wintersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; article; â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The capitalist manifestoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. I was taken aback by the ferocity of the article; it makes Nic Fidlerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s usual pro-capitalist articles look tame. I never knew there were people so zealously capitalist in the country; it was as if I was reading the rant of an ultra right, American, Republican loon. Nowhere in his article were there comments about all the life saving changes socialism has brought to this country. Dr Stephen Hawking recently said he would be dead if it were not for the NHS (a product of a socialist Labour government). Mr Winters says that tax is theft. I wonder how he thinks a state can run without tax. Never mind the provision of evil socialist ideas â&#x20AC;&#x153;comparable to the Nazisâ&#x20AC;?, to

a politician was to promise the British public in the election manifesto of 2005 a referendum on the Constitutional Treaty.

Naturally, after regaining power this was reneged upon.

The main argument proffered by the yes campaign is that the position requires a political heavyweight who is fairly well known.

6LQFH OHDYLQJ RIĂ&#x20AC;FH %ODLU KDV achieved remarkably little in his much feted appointment as MiddleEast peace envoy, casting doubt over his claim to possess political gravitas, and showing little ability DW UHVROYLQJ GLSORPDWLF FRQĂ LFWV D ZRUU\LQJ VNLOOV GHĂ&#x20AC;FLHQF\ IRU D PDQ who would unite 27 countries.

Further, while Blairâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s possession of Hollywood star power is indisputable, it is not clear that national leaders would welcome this; Merkel and Sarkozy are hardly likely to enjoy being overshadowed by this proven Euro-sceptic.

Were Blair to be given the Presidency it is hard to see how Europe ZRXOG EHQHĂ&#x20AC;W 7KH %ULWLVK HOHFWRUateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s opinion of Europe is alarmingly low at the minute.

If this loathed man were to be undemocratically foisted on us as 3UHVLGHQW LW LV QRW GLIĂ&#x20AC;FXOW WR VHH how debate about our continued membership would reopen.

7KLV EULQJV PH Ă&#x20AC;QDOO\ WR P\ PRVW important and perhaps simplest point; we got sick of Blair and his empty promises and political spin after ten years and mostly rejoiced LQ KLV OHDYLQJ RIĂ&#x20AC;FH Do we really want to see him in a position of power again, obtaining airtime on the news to serve up another hollow sound bite (along with that somewhat inane grin of his)?

The European Union has a population of almost half a billion; surely there exists within it a better candidate for the job than Blair?

quote Winters, such as: universal healthcare; education and old age pensions. Without tax we couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t afford an army, judiciary, police force or even a government. Even Mr Winters could not argue that you could buy justice, peace and security from the free market.

RALPH PARLOUR Dear Editor, After reading James Wintersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; article, it is hard to know what to think.

Disbelief springs to mind. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll start off my article with some honesty, unlike the commentator of the misguided article printed last week. ,¡P D Ă&#x20AC;UP EHOLHYHU LQ D PRUH VRcial democratic society. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like capitalism. I think it is unfair; it promotes inequality and ignorance, and is simply morally wrong.

However, unlike the commentator, I am willing to compromise. I accept that capitalism is the economic system that creates the most wealth. If given the chance, you can make a lot of money out of capitalism.

However, far too often, capitalism refuses the chance that people so desperately need. Social democracy, in my opinion, gives people that chance.

Back to the article. I have no problem with a commentator who prefers capitalism to social democracy or socialism. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a valid argument, one I disagree with, but more than valid all the same.

However, the writer refuses to acknowledge that modern socialism is not just Che Guevara, Marx or the USSR. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t agree with the misguided

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rants on Northumberland Street either; because theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re an extremist view. For the rest of us who dislike capitalism, we have more moderate ideas at heart.

Without social democratic intervention, where would capitalism be right now? Failed banks and millions without the savings and earnings theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d worked so hard to keep over the years.

The writer appears to appropriately forget that the ones who suffer under a free market economy are the ones who need social democracy the most.

I doubt he has been in a position to witness such suffering, but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to see him imagine it. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a wish I doubt will be granted however; capitalism has obviously served him well, though how much of it is his own hard work is open to debate. I fear his ancestors may have been the true victors.

I repeat that the writerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s views on capitalism are fair. However, to compare it to such strong and ancient socialist ideals show signs of weakness in support of the free market.

No one, bar the occasional speaker on Northumberland Street, genuinely believes that a return to Marxism is the right way to go, so please donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t suggest that all of us who believe in equality and fairness are attached to the same branch.

CRAIG JOHNSON

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Health & Beauty Lauren Girling

Watching the waistline Lauren Girling Whether they admit it or not, everyone has some form of insecurity even if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something as trivial as a birthmark or love-handles. However, more often than not, especially amongst girls and women, the insecurity lies with issues related to weight.

According to a poll taken for Radio 1â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Surgery,â&#x20AC;? 50% of girls say they are on a diet.

Startled by this, I jumped at the chance to go on a diet for a week to see how much weight I could lose and to see for myself why there is such an appeal in the need to be constantly counting calories.

I am an open critic of crash diets as they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always prove healthy or effective in the long-run. However, this doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean that I havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t tried every trick in the book.

When I was 14, I had serious weight issues. I wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t afraid to admit my obesity. With lots of hard hours at the gym and healthy eating, by the time I was 15, I was two stone lighter and feeling a ORW PRUH FRQĂ&#x20AC;GHQW QRZ DW D KDSS\ VL]H 12/14.

When it was suggested for me to try Weight Watchers for a week, it was almost like returning to an old friend.

In previous attempts, I hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t managed to feel positive about the 24 points allowed per day, giving in after a couple of days because I was craving some chocolate, but this time I had this article as motivation.

For those not well-versed on the gospel according to Weight Watchers, it is not designed so that its followers stop eating but instead there is a points system applied to all food to ensure healthier food habits.

Some foods such as green salad donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have any points, so they are unlimited.

Dieters often forget that alcohol and drinks contribute to your points count each day. ,I WKH GLHWHU H[FHHGV SRLQWV SHU day, there is no guarantee for sustained weight loss. $V WKLV ZDV RQO\ D ZHHN¡V H[SHULPHQW and I was intrigued as to whether there ZRXOG EH JUHDWHU UHVXOWV WKDQ P\ Ă&#x20AC;UVW DWtempt, I decided to cut out alcohol, pasta and bread.

Before doing this, I would strongly advise anyone to consult their doctor if considering any diet.

I am pleased to say that throughout the week, I managed to have the willpower to stick to the healthy choices available to me. It was all made a lot easier by the support of my friends, and particularly P\ Ă DWPDWH .DWLH ZKR LV D KHDOWK IUHDN $W Ă&#x20AC;UVW LW VHHPHG TXLWH VLPSOH DV , VDPpled all the Weight Watchers branded meals on offer, but as a vegetarian they were few and far between. By the end of the week I had to be more creative, but this often resulted in just eating the contents of the salad drawer in the fridge â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a whole lettuce doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have any points in surely?

I promised myself that I would stick to the mineral water for a week but I hit a bit of a brick wall with that one when my best friend from home came up for the weekend, and I did something that every weight watcher does from time to time.

I thought it was perfectly acceptable to save all my points up so that I could have a few vodka and cranberries when she came up. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t try this!

The points system doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t work so you can binge one day and fast the other.

By the end of the week, I found someWKLQJ XQH[SHFWHG , EHFDPH REVHVVHG with counting calories and adding up my points for the day.

But that wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the only side effect as I was irritable and emotional - I just wantHG WR Ă&#x20AC;QLVK LW DQG VHH VRPH UHVXOWV )RUtunately the week came to an end and surprisingly I did see a difference, with my clothes being slightly bigger.

After a long hard week of calories, crying and cuddles , I reached the end of P\ H[SHULPHQW $V PRVW VFLHQWLVWV GR DW WKLV VWDJH , FRQFOXGHG IURP P\ Ă&#x20AC;QGLQJV that diets are not at all simple but in fact DQ H[SORUDWLRQ RI WKH FRPSOH[LWLHV RI WKH individualâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s willpower.

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How to... spot a liar Rachel Hill For those big long story lies like someone describing what â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;really happenedâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; on last nightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s date, listen for long pauses when theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re trying to make something XS DQG LI \RX VXVSHFW WKH\¡UH WHOOLQJ Ă&#x20AC;EV ask them to repeat the story again or ask lots of complicated questions. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re bound to contradict themselves somewhere.

If you do pick them up on it , feel free to announce theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a big fat liar and watch them try and squirm their way out.

1. If you get a spot before a big night out, just slap on some Sudocrem!

This cream isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just for nappy rash; it is championed by the likes of Cheryl Cole and is a brilliant bargain buy.

1. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re nervous and shiftily avoiding eye contact.

2. Nervously twiddling their thumbs when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re talking to them.

3. Tripping over their words. If theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re male, complimenting your new mullet RU WHOOLQJ \RX DQ H[FXVH WKDW LQYROYHV UDFRRQV PHDQV WKH\¡UH PRVW GHĂ&#x20AC;QLWHO\ lying.

4. For the more subtle cases itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s actually not looking into your eyes you need to watch out for, as thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an old tell tale

2. We all know the feeling when your last pair of 80 deniers starts to get a ladder.

To prevent a crisis situation, just paint some clear nail varnish over it and the surrounding area.

3. Clear nail varnish is also brilliant for painting around the inside of any cheap jewellery as it prevents any unsightly green PDUNV HPHUJLQJ RQ \RXU Ă&#x20AC;QJHU 4. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have enough room in that clutch bag for a blusher and lippy?

Simple, for the price of a student day rider, you can have the sweet-smelling pink Vaseline that is a great lip balm and a subtle cheek tint too!

5. If you have problems with uneven fake tan, apply small amounts of Vaseline to areas such as the knees and elbows to ensure a more even application.

6. Use a cotton bud and glue sparingly for neater, simpler eyelash application.

7. Use Velcro rollers and dry shampoo to help achieve a more voluminous look rather than stiff hairspray.

8. Apply perfume to wrists and close to visible veins and hair â&#x20AC;&#x201C; this is where the smell of the perfume will last the longest.

9. Use toothpaste with bicarbonate of soda in for a whiter smile â&#x20AC;&#x201C; this also doubles up as a EULOOLDQW TXLFN Ă&#x20AC;[ VSRW FUHDP 10. Want to have a more natural glow?

0L[ RQH SDUW IRXQGDWLRQ ZLWK one part of your usual moisturiser.

sign everyone already knows so liars-inthe-know will try to avoid it and end up staring you out.

5. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also be hiding their hands behind their backs or in their pockets to hide all the twitching going on from having to think on the spot.

Little white lies, however, are much harder to detect. The voice goes a bit squeakier when theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re trying to fake it.

But then again if they are just innocent Ă&#x20AC;EV \RX FDQ¡W UHDOO\ EH DOO WKDW ERWKHUHG WR VLW H[DPLQLQJ WKHLU ERG\ ODQJXDJH LQ case they didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really remember you wanted a diet coke. With white lies, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re probably lying for your own good.

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High street designers: from Paris to Primark Alex Felton Life & Style Editor Designers in the recession have been forced to de-value their labels and seek out partnerships with large high street chains to increase sales and enlarge their SURĂ&#x20AC; W PDUJLQV Although fashion has remained an art form and the majority of designers start out with the best intentions, capitalism and the allure of big business has seeped into an industry that thrives on reputation.

This week ex- Central St.Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s graduate Joe Casely-Hayford has signed a

deal with a high street chain that is the Ă&#x20AC; UVW FROODERUDWLRQ IRU PHQ IRU WKH -RKQ Lewis partnership.

Casely-Hayford forged his reputation in London in the late 1990â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and along with Ozwald Boateng was one of the Ă&#x20AC; UVW OHDGLQJ EODFN /RQGRQ EDVHG GH signers.

This collaboration will focus on the storeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spring/summer 2010 range but has attracted criticism within the indusWU\ IRU DQRWKHU GHVLJQHU Ă&#x20AC; QDOO\ ERZLQJ to the pressures of the high-street. %\ GHVLJQLQJ EHVSRNH RXWĂ&#x20AC; WV IRU KLJK SURĂ&#x20AC; OH FOLHQWV OLNH 8 DQG 7KH &ODVK Casely-Hayford made a reputation for being an edgy designer and this part-

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nership angered cynics at Paris Fashion Week earlier this month.

Several interviews with the designer have furiously denied that he was motivated by greed and tighter margins but he has instead highlighted that menswear is rapidly becoming more recognized within the fashion world.

The need for high-end designs is waning and partnerships between designers and large stores are becoming more commonplace.

It isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a new phenomenon with high SURĂ&#x20AC; OH GHVLJQHUV OHQGLQJ WKHLU QDPHV WR the mass market.

Both Diane Von Furstenberg and Donna Karan suffered huge losses towards

the end of the 70â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and early 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when both their respective labels had overstretched themselves and the quality of the products reduced dramatically.

However, both designers recovered, took stock of their brands and re-assessed their market focus.

With the release of Jimmy Chooâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bespoke autumn/winter line in H&M on November 14th, increasing amounts of high-end designers are entering the mainstream.

Although it brings these labels into our own everyday price ranges, how long will it take before we see Alexander McQueen in Argos or Paul Smith for Primark?

Vampires have been gracing our cinema and TV screens for years, but it seems to me that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been growing in popularity more and more as of late.

Case in point, American import True Blood is currently storming the nation on Channel 4. It follows good hearted, telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse as she falls in love with the dapper gentleman Bill, who also happens to be a vampire. Does this sound familiar to you?

This brings me to the big question of this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s column: Why are there so many vampires on my television, and why are they so damn beautiful?

1RZ ,¡P WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW WR DGPLW WKDW , love the old bloodsuckers, I really do. Theirs is a fascinating mythology, and Dracula is one of my favourite novels.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m just wondering exactly when they got so prettyâ&#x20AC;Śnot to mention so bloody angsty. I suppose you could say that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the fault of the Buffy generation. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not, because the vampires in that show were mostly nasty bits of work.

No, the responsibility lies with a woman named Stephanie Meyer. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a pretty safe bet that you know who she is, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s thanks to the downright obscene success of her so called Twilight Saga that producers and directors have been given the green light to churn out what seems like 50 PLOOLRQ QHZ YDPSLUH FHQWULF Ă&#x20AC; OPV and TV series.

A lot of these appear to be recycling Meyerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s formula, namely a forbidden love between an impossibly sexy vampire man and a naĂŻve, sweet natured human girl. Hey, why not chuck in a werewolf to get yourself the unholy love triangle that has pre-teen girls swooning all over the globe? That wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get tiring at all.

I guess Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m being old fashioned, but I always thought vampires were mean to be these primal, vicious creatures of darkness, not disturbingly EHDXWLIXO Ă RSS\ KDLUHG URPDQWLFV that tempt you over to the dark side.

Does anybody remember the good old days when vampires were for all intents and purposes physically undesirable?

Take Nosferatu; his paper white VNLQ ORQJ Ă&#x20AC; QJHUV DQG SHQHWUDWLQJ eyes made for an utterly repellent character. He represented a fear of the unknown, living a damned existence of absolutely no appeal. Sure, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s immortal, but at what cost?

Think about it; would you honestly choose to live forever if you knew youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to feast on human blood under the cover of darkness for the rest of eternity? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a pretty big downside to me.

The tragedy of the vampire is that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re dead but must continue living. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also a hell of a lot more fun when theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re unpleasant and wicked. The chaste allure of Edward Cullen doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t disguise that fact.

Fangs but no fangs, I like them with bite.

Well trust me, this is a far cry from Twilightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chaste allure. Billâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a very sexy man, sure, but at least thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an air of menace and danger about him.

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not some bland and pious hero like Edward Cullen.

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Sex & Relationships Confessions of.... a long term girlfriend

Aimee Philipson

What men really want Oliver Wood Living and spending time around girls, you often take the role of relationship advisor. They ask the questions: why hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t he texted me back? What does this Facebook message mean? How many kisses should I send back?

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to give you the brutal truth of what men really want.

The truth is men are not as simple as they make out; when it comes to relationships, we are just as complex as the fairer sex.

True, we have clearer goals and know what we want out of a girl, though we may dodge telling the truth. If it is something purely casual, we may not want to admit this to the girl â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but if a guy doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to commit and his texts are lagging, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably just after some Friday night fun time after a night out.

In this case donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give into him, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;come back to mine if you wantâ&#x20AC;?, especially if you havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even been out that night because in his head this means home run. Even if you just want to cuddle, the guy will also probably show all his mates these texts and you may get an unfortunate nickname.

If you want a guy for more than something casual, test the water, let him do some ground work. If he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let you know that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re the one for him, then heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably only after your Primarni knickers and heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not going to be your Don Juan.

When on a night out and a strapping rugby player comes sauntering up, gives you a wink and says: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hey babes, you look stunning, may I buy you a drink?â&#x20AC;?, he is obviously keen. However, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re under the drink spell, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re interacting one on one and now you feel obliged to talk to him as he has spent all of ÂŁ1 on

a VK for you. Now pay attention: look where this conversation is going, is it going back to his heart-shaped water bed or leading to a meal at Francescaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s? It is clear that this scrum half only wants one thing but you have given him the chance to redeem himself and possibly take you out on that dream date.

When it comes to texting donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t play games, boys donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t understand the game if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t lay out the rules. We know girls read far too much into texts so if a boy doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t text you back immediately and you have to wait two hours, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably playing football.

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do the silly thing and wait two hours after heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s text back to serve some cold and spiteful retribution; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only going to bore the beast. When it comes to kisses donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t switch number half way through from xx to x, it will confuse the boy and he may think he has said something wrong. Also, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t play the game

where you switch from xx to x just to see if he will copy; letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just keep it to a nice simple x until you know him better.

Let us presume that Henry our scrum half has got his act together and has taken you to Francescaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Wait! His intention still may be crystal clear; two meals and a bottle of house white is still cheaper than a weekend in Amsterdam so letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not get ahead of ourselves.

All good men should pay for this date, but it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do any harm for the girl to offer to pay half, even if you have no intention to.

If he accepts this offer then heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably saving for a fun time in Thailand that summer and you should get rid.

Boys will appreciate your offer and are a lot more likely to take you out again, though itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably going to be a cinema dateâ&#x20AC;Ś and something with Megan Fox in it.

Our urban myth: the Vaticanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s porn collection Bethany Rogers For a few hundred years, a rumour has circulated that the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest collection of pornography is housed in a secret chamber beneath the Vatican library.

Among the two million scholarly books and manuscripts are Henry VIIIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s letters to Anne Boleyn and drawings by Michelangelo; this ancient rumour has it that thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a secret stash of porn includLQJ YROXPHV FRQĂ&#x20AC;VFDWHG IURP DFURVV WKH Roman Empire, rude renaissance paintLQJV GLUW\ PDJD]LQHV EOXH Ă&#x20AC;OPV DQG John Dillingerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pickled phallus.

To be honest, I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hard to imag-

ine browsing the wonders of the earliest copy of Virgil and then stumbling across ZOO magazine. A more scholarly version of the myth suggests the library has Ă&#x20AC;OH FRSLHV RI ERRNV WKDW DSSHDUHG XQder the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;obsceneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; section of the Index of Prohibited Books, and includes work by Victor Hugo, Emile Zola and Raphael.

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something a little smug about the idea that the Vatican, one of the great crusaders against porn, has the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest collection beneath its scholarly and ecclesiastical library. The myth also suggests that the collection has strictly restricted access, available only to the priests and so cannot be disproved.

However, during WWII the Vatican

expected Rome to be badly bombed and as a precaution arranged to have all its FROOHFWLRQV PLFURĂ&#x20AC;OPHG Recently, researchers from the Kinsey Institute for Sex, Gender and ReproducWLRQ VWXGLHG WKH PLFURĂ&#x20AC;OPV RI ZKDW ZDV deemed to be the erotic collection. They reported that, other than a few mildly erotic art pieces, the mythical vast collection of pornography was virtually nonexistent and that the collection contained only a few mildly erotic volumes and artwork dating up to the renaissance period, but certainly no evidence of modHUQ Ă&#x20AC;OPV PDJD]LQHV DQG SLFNOHG SDUWV Despite this, many have suggested that the Vatican wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be daft enough to

Ă&#x20AC;OP WKH SRUQ FROOHFWLRQ DQG WKH P\WK continues to circulate - one scholar even claims to have had a tour of the secret library and declared that although many of the illustrated volumes have disappeared, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still a substantial amount of porn stashed away in a hidden chamber.

Whatever the truth, the Vatican certainly doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest collection of pornography.

The largest collection since the 90s, ZKLFK FRQVLVWV RI Ă&#x20AC;OPV DQG 100,000 videos, is in fact held by the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco.

I met a guy a few years ago at a music festival. He was a mutual friend of a friend of a friend, and he asked me how long Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d been with my then boyfriend.

I replied that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d been with him for six months, to which he gasped â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Bloody hell, I get bored after two weeksâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

0\ Ă&#x20AC;UVW WKRXJKW ZDV Âś:RZ ZKDW DQ assholeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and as the weekend drew on, P\ Ă&#x20AC;UVW LPSUHVVLRQ ZDV FHPHQWHG DV he streaked naked across the campsite for 20p, ogled every pink welly-wearer within a two mile radius and regaled our party with story after story of girls, nights out and one of his friends who happened to be a stripper.

However, it seems I just couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t resist his streaking, asshole antics because this week marked three years since we got together.

I have no idea why he decided to break his two week rule or why I DJUHHG WR JR RXW ZLWK KLP LQ WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW place, but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m so glad I did.

I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to list all the great things about relationships because I know you would be pulling sick faces over the paper, but I have to defend all longterm lovers out there who were cruelly ripped apart by the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;relationship cynicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; in this column a few issues ago.

In my opinion, getting into a relationship shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be like a prison sentence. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have any less independence, I still go out with my girlfriends, I Ă LUW OLNH WKH EHVW RI ÂśHP DQG , VWLOO JHW WR put my pyjamas on and watch episode after episode of The Wire on the sofa ZLWK P\ ER\IULHQG ZKLOH VWXIĂ&#x20AC;QJ P\ face with pizza.

We both have our own interests and completely different jobs but thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what keeps it exciting and fun. He understands when I have to work all day before a deadline and I (try to) understand when he has to complete Gears of War on the Xbox before he can come over.

I guess you could say a lot of it is about compromise. If you suddenly Ă&#x20AC;QG WKDW \RX FDQ¡W ZHDU ZKDW \RX want, eat what you want, watch what you want or see your friends when you want then youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the wrong relationship. However, if he politely asks you to stop stealing the cheese off his pizza while heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eating it, then maybe you should indulge his wishes.

And of course, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the sex. One night stands may be exciting but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s likely that the only thing youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll get from it is a slight itching in the crotch.

When it comes to sexy time with your long termer, they know what you want, when you want it, oh, and did I mention itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on tap?

The real beauty of a long term relationship is the fact that you know each other so well â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the things that make them smile and especially the things that annoy them to breaking point.

Who else knows that you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t watch WKH Ă&#x20AC;OP Âś( 7 ¡ GXH WR D EDG FKLOGKRRG experience or that you are secretly scared of false teeth or that you have a fantasy about Sir Alan Sugar?

There are few people who know such intimate details about your life., or have met your family (crazy or sane) or whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s endured torturous things (like Greyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Anatomy) just because they love you and just wanted to see you.

So there you go. I know relationships are hard work and require a bit of effort now and again, but the only thing that could tear me away from mine is if Sir Alan found himself searching for a new (bedroom) Apprentice.

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Monday 2 November 2009 THE COURIER

LIFE & STYLE

Going Out

The Penny Pincher

Going Out

Rowan Taylor Columnist

BCM: Being Casually Molested

Lesson Three: Eating out

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Eating out is surprisingly common for such a supposedly poor part of the population.

Going for a meal and saving money may seem contradictory, but there are several tips that can save you some pennies.

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THE COURIER Monday 2 November 2009

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Travel

LIFE & STYLE

NEW YO RK

Taking a bite out of the Big Apple Kathryn Hicks We drove into New York with a continuous view of the skyline- the trademark of so many â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Friendsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; episodes which I have always been so obsessed with.

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Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wunderbar! New ten day culture festival launches in Newcastle this week

Hair raising: let an army of children from Walkergate Primary School cut your hair at the Wunderbar Festival in Newcastle this weekend

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with Mary Wilson > Jake Winter chats to The Supremesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Motown great at the launch of her exhibition at The Shipley Art Gallery Mary Wilson is one of those musicians you didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know you knew. If I was to mention Diana Ross & The Supremes, would that ring some bells?

While the Beatles were the Kings of the 60s music scene, The Supremes were the Queens of the Era. They strove for 18 years to deliver their Love Child to the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eager ears. They sang at the head of the Motown emergence, a label that surfed the likes of Jackson 5 and Marvyn Gaye to popularity in the ethnically divisive times of 1960s America.

Wandering around her new exhibition in Gateshead I asked her about The Supreme Dream.

What will you remember most about Newcastle?

It rains, the people are lovely. The Supremes came here in 1965 and the crowd were up dancing in the aisles- totally into the music, this cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wonderful.

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just opened an exhibition.

Have you got a message that you wanted to communicate through the collection?

The whole of the exhibit is based on the fashion; and the fashion is basically pretty much just the backdrop for the overall story of the rise of the Supremes and Motown from poverty to fame.

It shows America in the 1960s and how the change in the social environment for ethnic groups made

dreams come true.

Did you feel any pressure being LQ D JURXS EHLQJ D Ă&#x20AC; JXUH KHDG RI the whole movement for racial and sexual equality in the 60s?

Obviously the period helped us become extremely popular because of how we started, as I said poverty, and women were not really promiQHQW Ă&#x20AC; JXUHV LQ WKH ZRUOG LW ZDV really a manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s world, even though today itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s equal, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not really â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;equalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; to men, but still we have positions.

Women have become â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;hugeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; politiFDO Ă&#x20AC; JXUHV LQ WKH ZRUOG RZQHUV RI their own companies, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve really made a tremendous leap to equality.

I think in those days The Supremes contributed to that because we were three women, we werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t one woman becoming popular, we were three, we were a concentration of womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s movement, and I think thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one of the things The Supremes contributed to, we helped women move forward.

Is there one song The Supremes sang that sums up the dream you were involved in?

Our early songs were â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;bubblegum musicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Baby Love. They were Boy meets Girl; falls in love; then heartbreak.

But in the late sixties music started speaking about what was going on, OLNH 5HĂ HFWLRQV WKDW ZDV D PRUH cerebral lyric.

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A lot of the bands in the sixties, like the Beatles, started off with very simple messages, then over the

decade really developed a deeper meaning to their music. Then in the seventies it just seemed to stop.

It went from being more of a lyrical and musical style to craziness.

In the 70s and 80s people were just totally freaked out. Drugs came into the picture, psychedelic type things, WKH PXVLF ZDV DOVR UHĂ HFWLQJ WKDW PXVLF DOZD\V UHĂ HFWV WKH WLPHV Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the hardest thing youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve learnt?

It didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have much to do with the music. In learning about other people, the way they can control your life, you learn about yourself. First lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always about you, then you see other things that arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t about you, and that teaches you more.

Do you still get recognised walking down the street?

When people â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;really knowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; The Supremes, they know itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mary Wilson. Although itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not like it used to be - I take off all the make-up, I dress casually.

People do tend to look at me as if they know me, maybe as if I work at the grocery store down the street.

I am very happy I can walk out unnoticed unlike Michael Jackson. I can have a life.

If I ever want to get noticed all I have to do is put on my make-up and a fancy dress and immediately people know I gotta be a Supreme.

What musicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s playing in your car at the moment?

JAZZ! Nat King Cole. He has his own style, he was someone who inspired many people, I grew up with that song [Nature Boy]. I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know what the meaning of that song was [â&#x20AC;&#x153;The greatest thing youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in returnâ&#x20AC;?], but you knew it meant something deep. When I grew up, I found out what it really meant.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;People know Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve gotta be a Supremeâ&#x20AC;? - Mary Wilson shows off her moves at the new Motown exhibition at The Shipley Art Gallery

Is that the same with the songs of The Supremes, do you hear them now and interpret them in a completely different way?

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Do you listen to much modern music?

When I get into a car, if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on one of those stations with â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Nowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; music on, I immediately turn it off.

I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like listening to it. I grew up with rock and roll and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what I like to listen to.

Music is not as musical anymore.

As long as itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s musical I can enjoy it.

If you could interview anyone you wanted who would you choose?

I would like to interview Aretha Franklin. I know her voice, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m in love with that.

Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the hardest thing youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve learnt?

Make sure you have a passion for what you want to do.

If you work hard and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not happy about the work, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not a happy person. You have to enjoy it.

I love performing; when I get up on stage I just have a ball. You may be tired, but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re happily tired.

The Story of The Supremes from the Mary Wilson Collection is on at The Shipley Art Gallery, Gateshead, now until January.

Go to www.twmuseums.org.uk/ shipley for more details.

Megan Sclater & Maudie Oppenheim Columnists This week we decided to rendezvous in the new â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Game Onâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; night at Tiger Tiger.

Typically, our Wednesdays revolve around the wonder that is Basement and Legends. Since the move from Blu Bambu at the beginning of term however, this new night for Tiger has been receiving so much hype our typical haunts have been feeling a little empty.

We intended to meet up before entering the maze that is Tiger, but as so often is the case things donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always go according to plan.

Here we have two very differing accounts of the same night, with fervent texting and seeking each other out a common theme.

Megan: Well my night started off with the scuba diving social, the theme of which was Rubikâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cube, although I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t participate. Not my cup of tea.

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Continued with the trebles, which were not having their regular effect as I was feeling oddly sober, but still managed to dance along to B*witched with the best of them.

Eventually we decided to move on to Tiger and with my â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;game onâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; pass was looking forward to my free entry, alas nobody informed me you go in through the hell that is Sam Jacks to get this free entry.

Anyway, eventually got in Tiger VREHU DV D MXGJH , GR QRW UHFRP mend this) and bumped into loads of friendly faces and managed to have a good boogie even without the buzz that alcohol brings.

The night ended for me when some random tool decided to pin me to a wall hoping for a kiss, when he was refused he proceeded to tickle me senseless, and while my friends dragged me away he came once more only to lift me up and spin me round before he got the message. Interesting, to say the least!

Maudie: Now perhaps my night took a different turn because unlike Megan I had the aforementioned alcohol buzz.

On entering I pretty much lost everyone I went out with and struggled WR Ă&#x20AC; QG WKRVH WKDW , ZDV WH[WLQJ DPD] ingly though this was not a concern.

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Now Tiger is not the kind of night, in terms of music and maze like venue, that I usually enjoy, but on this night the people and the buzz meant it was so much fun.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not something I would do every week for fear of getting very bored, but I may be returning next time attached to my Megan so as not to lose each other for once!

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Monday 2 November 2009 THE COURIER

CULTURE

Arts

Arts Arts Editor: Stephanie Ferrao - courier.culture-arts@ncl.ac.uk

Insane in the Brain Ciara Littler Insane in the Brain is a dance-theatre spectacular that adds a truly modern twist to Ken Keseyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s classic novel One Flew Over the Cuckooâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest.

Swedish dance company Bounce delivers an hour and a half of exciting and dynamic entertainment here on campus at the Northern Stage.

A heavy dose of contemporary hip-hop is injected into the production which creates a powerful and energetic display of storytelling.

The background story is true to the novel; based on struggling psychiatric patients trying to cope with life in a hospital. But in this show, the break-dancing becomes a way of expressing desire for freedom, highlighting the rebellion against the dictatorial rule of Nurse Ratched who just so happens to be a ballet fan! ,QYHQWLYH VHW GHVLJQ DQG TXLFN Ă&#x20AC; UH FKRUHRJUDSK\ DUH VXSSRUWHG E\ Ă&#x20AC; OP and multimedia sequences, creating a fast-paced, funny and moving performance.

With a soundtrack that includes Missy Elliot, Dizzee Rascal, Gotan Project, David Holmes and Cypress Hill the contemporary feel of the show is sure to excite all members of the audience.

Known for overlooking conventional boundaries of dance-theatre, the company have been enjoying rave reviews and success all over

the country, and this is a great time to catch their show before they continue on their UK wide tour.

Bounce have been a hit on YouTube performing a tribute to Michael Jackson and, whether you like it or not, the success of dance troupes on Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Got Talent last year indicate that this is one show not to be missed.

Unlike other re-workings of novels, Insane in the Brain shows how a great classic story can be reinvented in such a fresh and inspiring way.

It makes for an interesting take on the serious ideas approached in One Flew Over the Cuckooâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest with break dancing being the way out both physically and emotionally - of a torturous and controlling regime.

The dancers pop, lock, crump and break their way through scenarios Ă&#x20AC; OOHG ZLWK KLJK RFWDQH GDQFH 7KH story, though reworked, retains a sad yet liberating representation of struggling with mental-illness.

It is an important and serious topic that is approached in a fantastically technical and motivating way.

The show is interactive and fun, yet doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take away from the exploration of the story. Insane in the Brain may initially be more appealing to those interested in dance, but it promises to be a wonderful show for anyone who enjoys a bit of performance.

If you fancy something to spark some energy back into those long,

On the bounce: the Bounce Dance Company perform in Insane in the Brain

dark nights, Insane in the Brain is a truly riveting way to add some light to the fast approaching winter months. ,W¡V GHĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ ZRUWK WU\LQJ VRPH

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Insane in the Brain is at Northern Stage on 13th-14th November 2009

Hit the Ground running Polly Randall

Joe Barton An exhibition that explores the interaction between music and sculpWXUH LQ V¡ DUW LV WR Ă&#x20AC; QG LWV SHUIHFW home at Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s alt.gallery this November.

Hayley Williamsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exhibition, 0LQLĂ X[ LV D FROOHFWLRQ RI RYHU plasticine versions of objects referenced in Fluxus musical scores. The Fluxus movement was an international network of painters, composers and sculptors, all committed to challenging preconceptions about what could constitute as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;artâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

Music played a central role amongst Fluxus artists and two of their most IDPRXV QDPHV ²-RKQ &DJH DQG <RNR Ono - both produced musical scores that encouraged their audiences to make their own music out of everyday objects.

After deciding that it would be impossible to render life size versions of the thousands of objects listed in the Fluxus musical scores, Hayley Newman opted to make smaller, plasticine versions.

On display at the alt.gallery will be miniature versions of the more conventional musical instruments ²RUFKHVWUDV DQG WURPERQHV DV ZHOO some less conventional ones, like elephants and wolves!

6RPH RI WKH REMHFWV ²VXFK DV NH\ holes and ceilings are hard to imagine made out of plasticine, so the exhibition promises dozens of raised eyebrows (as well as tiny plasticine eyebrows, as it happens).

By providing the lists of instruments alongside the sculptures,

thing new; Bounceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s success so far helps to promote dance as another fantastic art-form to be enjoyed in Newcastle. Insane in the Brain is only showing for two nights at the

Newman hopes that the plasticine Ă&#x20AC; JXUHV ZLOO UHĂ HFW WKH LPDJLQDWLRQ of visitors as they read the humorous and radical Fluxus scores, encouraging them to make their own new compositions out of what is laid out in front of them.

Hayley Newman has performed and exhibited widely during her career and has had solo shows at venues such as Mattâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gallery, London, and the Centre dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Art Contemporain, Geneva, as well as a group exhibition at the Tate Modern, London. ,Q 0LQLĂ X[ ZDV GHEXWHG DW the South London gallery, but this LV WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW LQVWDQFH RI WKH H[KLELWLRQ being toured elsewhere in the country.

Alt.gallery is one of Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hidden artistic gems, having pre-

viously played host to exhibitions

by Daniel Johnston and Vicki Bennett, promoting work that intersects visual art, music and sound, priding itself on being one of the only galleries in the country that focuses on this unique area of the arts.

Beneath the gallery is its better known sister store, alt.vinyl record shop, meaning that inspired visitors can build on their avant-garde music collections if they wish to do so.

The gallery is located on Thornton 6WUHHW D PHUH Ă&#x20AC; YH PLQXWH ZDON IURP Central Station, so art fans have no excuse for not experiencing this funny and imaginative exhibition.

0LQLĂ X[ UXQV IURP 1RYHPEHU WR January, and the gallery is open Monday to Saturday, 11.00am to 6.00pm.

Every year, the press make a dash up North to cover the annual run that truly puts Newcastle on the map - the Great North Run. In celebration of this, the Bupa Great North Run Cultural Program has returned in its 5th year with an exhibition at the on-campus Hatton Gallery called Hit the Ground.

Using numerous and diverse forms of media, the exhibition demonstrates how art and sport can be combined to celebrate the spirit and atmosphere of the Great North Run, as well as exploring ideas about what being an athlete entails and the runnersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; relationship with Newcastle as a city.

Works currently on display include the successful piece by Vicki Bennett entitled Parade which incorporates vintage footage from the last 28 years of the run in order to create montage-esque images of the vast crowds which line the length of the route.

Anyone who took part in the run IRU WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW WLPH WKLV \HDU ZRXOG EH particularly interested in Dry Run a new piece created by NAME and Atau Tanaka based upon the experiences of 10 runners completing the UDFH IRU WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW WLPH The high-tech interactive piece shows both the physical and emotional strain that the event has on its competitors; giving the onlooker the opportunity to consider the huge challenge that running a race incurs.

The Streets Do Flow by Amy FeQHFN DQG /DXUD 0DQVĂ&#x20AC; HOG DOVR provides an individual perspective on the race through their series of

advertisement-style pictures which use graphic prints and an installation to show how people relate to their training routes and routines.

Faster, Higher is a wider reaching piece using footage from the Olympics displayed on 5 different screens to develop ideas not only of the commitment of athletes at international sporting events but also the strain which surrounds such events.

The range of forms used helps to create an interesting and varied exhibition which should be of interest to anyone who ran in or was a supporter of the race. It shows running â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;as a physical and mental experience, as a struggle and as an inspiration, as fun and as a regime.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; As sport rarely featured in depth in a multimedia art exhibition, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s GHĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ ZRUWK WDNLQJ D ORRN ² WKH show closes in a few weeks, so get your running shoes on and race on down!

Hit the Ground is on at the Hatton Gallery until Sunday 15th November

Inside today >>>

Reviews of Fantastic Mr. Fox and Saw VI Culture, page 29

Interviews with Little Boots, Frankmusik and The Saturdays Culture, page 30-31

THE COURIER Monday 2 November 2009

27

Arts

Flagrant Wisdom

CULTURE

Make and Mend it!

Stephanie Ferrao Arts Editor

Katherine Bishop Flagrant Wisdom will shock, amaze and immerse you. A guaranteed journey of thrills, this two hour spectacle follows the outrageously talented members of the world-renowned Shanghai Circus.

The acrobats are connoisseurs of contortion, their bodies twist and entwine as they transform ordinary domestic vessels with daring feats of skill.

This visual spectacle is staged at the National Glass Centre in Sunderland.

The performance is combines the 1300-year history of glass making in the North East with the 2000-year history of Chinese acrobatics. Western and eastern traditions merge harmoniously as the acrobatics gracefully transform glass objects using their bodily contortions.

If two hours of acrobatics is not your thing, the glass production studio is publicly accessible to have a glimpse at the complex and the mesmerising art of glass-making.

Consisting of a series of vignettes staged within the National Glass Centreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s building. Seeing the series of acrobatics within this unique riverside location is captivating and exudes mystery and magic.

9LVLWRUV ZLOO Ă&#x20AC;QG WKHPVHOYHV LPmersed in an event where they can enjoy moments of great wonder and delight. Both the glass makers and acrobatics put on an astonishing performance, as their talent resonates throughout the building.

Flagrant Wisdom is a work-inprogress from Lost in Music, a new intercultural cross art collaboration led by artist Rose English.

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Rose English, Trading Places: Flagrant Wisdom in association with Dance City

The performance works in collaboration with Trading Places, a series RI VLWH VSHFLĂ&#x20AC;F GDQFH FRPPLVVLRQV developed by local artists working with regional organisations and communities.

The glass objects are made by artists from the National Glass Centre

and students from the University of Sunderland.

The event is part of the upcoming Wunderbar Festival. The festival boasts ten days of intrigue and wonder, with an eclectic mix of extraordinary happenings and performances. All events take place in the North

East, and most events are free.

Flagrant Wisdom costs nothing, and is the perfect treat for cultured students on a budget.

Performances take place between the 21st and 22nd November.

Blending the make-do-and-mend attitude of post-war Britain with the thoroughly modern ethos of recycling, Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s independHQWO\ UXQ FUDIW DUW DQG Ă HD PDUket, Make and Mend is back in town to offer bargain-savvy students the opportunity to cash-in on a less conventional shopping experience.

The brainchild of an interior designer and an illustrator, the market was initially formed as a platform for artists to showcase their work and aimed at promoting local new creative talent.

Due to its recent overwhelming success, the market has expandHG DQG EHFRPH D PRQWKO\ Ă&#x20AC;[WXUH in Newcastle, while retaining its creative roots, with stalls selling a wide range of art, vintage fashion, homemade foods, books and music.

The organisers of the market are encouraging students with an interest in art and design to hire a stall and sell to the public!

Not only is it a great opportunity to put your selling skills to the test, but a great way to meet local people who are really passionate about art and all things creative.

Money generated from stall hire is donated to the Star and Shadow Cinema in the Ouseburn Valley â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a venue built and run entirely by volunteers.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a fantastic opportunity to do some early Christmas shopping for presents that are affordable, ethical and a bit different.

The next market event will be on Sunday 8th November 11am-4pm at the Star and Shadow Cinema.

Celebrity autobiographies Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the point?

Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the harm?

Gemma Farina The human condition necessitates that we are (though we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like to admit it) pretty darn nosey at the best of times. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d love to be highbrow and declare all celeb-focal literature utter trash.

On principle, I hate magazines like OK! and Heat, but it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t read them. The lucrative racket of celebrity autobiographies are just the same in that they are total guilty pleasure reads.

People nationwide read celebrity autobiographies because they see their faces everywhere, hear so much about them and want to know the real story.

If people are going to buy them, surely we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t blame them or their publishers for milking the proverbial cash cow and consequently topping the bestsellers list!

I put my prejudices to the test: last Christmas everyone seemed to be talking about Russell Brandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;My Booky Wookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, to the extent that my entire extended family seemed to have a copy.

After feigning total surprise whilst unwrapping it on Christmas day, I held back from immediately knocking it, and decided to try it and see if this bloke who looks-like-a-pirate-and-people-seem-to-fancy-forsome-bizarre-reason was worth the hype heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cashing in on.

It was hilarious â&#x20AC;&#x201C; written by him

rather than for him, Brandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s autobiRJUDSK\ ZDV Ă&#x20AC;OOHG ZLWK WKH YLYDFLW\ he shows when heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on TV or doing stand-up.

I think this is why the autobiographies written by comedians unendingly appear in bestseller lists â&#x20AC;&#x201C; they clearly have a way with words already and on paper they can be just as witty.

Yet, at the same time, Brandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s down-to-earthness brought with it some serious bits, dealing with his acute struggle with substance addiction.

This opened my eyes to an issue which prior to reading, I had very little knowledge about; the open and honest approach is a key selling point of this type of book, which truly makes people feel more sympathetic towards the oft distorted view of glamorous celebrity lives.

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Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never read it, but who cares if someone else wants to?

Like the X-Factor contestants, celeb autobiographies are only as successful as the punters who support them, so for better or worse, isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t WKLV DQ DFFXUDWH UHĂ HFWLRQ RI RXU OLWerary taste?

Nestled among Amazonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s top 20 bestsellers sits comedian Frankie Boyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s autobiography entitled â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;My Shit Life So Farâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

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Boyle begins his book with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always read them thinking â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to know where Steve Tyler grew up, just tell me how many groupies he f**ked!â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;?

Crude as he is, the comedian manages to summarise my own view on celebrity autobiographies: if the author isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t taking the whole thing too seriously, writes it themselves and makes me laugh out loud, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m all for them.

This week saw the infamous Katie Price and her myriad of overly eager fans descend upon the Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Waterstones for yet another afternoon session of book signing accompanying the release of what seems like the umpteenth volume of her life story.

As you can probably tell, I remain unenthusiastic over her many publications which include among others â&#x20AC;&#x153;Being Jordanâ&#x20AC;?.

From my experience, celebrity autobiographies are from cover to cover, full of the same typically mundane and state-the-obvious drivel which seems to have has become the staple reading diet of the British public.

Generally my dislike for the celebrity autobiography is due to the unfortunate fact that more often than not, they arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t actually autobiographies in the truest sense of the word.

Traditionalist I may be but really, a celebrityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s autobiography should be (as is suggested by the title), actually written by them - not by some anonymous ghost writer, sworn to secrecy, and more than likely underpaid for the privilege of writing an entire book about the life of the latest desperate star, whilst they VWUXJJOH WR FOLQJ WR WKH Ă&#x20AC;QDO VHFRQGV RI WKHLU Ă&#x20AC;IWHHQ PLQXWHV RI IDPH

What makes this so frustrating is that, despite this commonplace practice of hiring other people to write their life story and then branding it as their work, celebrities still feel comfortable in attaching a title to the cover which predictably will make use of the highly original phrase â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;My Storyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

Not only does this illustrate the phenomenal level of their own arURJDQFH EXW DOVR GHĂ&#x20AC;QHV WKH VHvere lack of creativity of the writing within.

Despite this, I do admit that good autobiographies do exist, though they are few and far between.

Of course, theses select few arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t generally deemed â&#x20AC;&#x153;celebrityâ&#x20AC;? autobiographies as they are generally ZULWWHQ E\ SXEOLF Ă&#x20AC;JXUHV ZKR KDYH made a genuine and considerable contribution towards other peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lives.

Consider the inspirational and fascinating life of Nelson Mandela â&#x20AC;&#x201C; an autobiography written by himself in A Long Walk to Freedom.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s somewhat unsurprising that so many celebrity autobiographies are published â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the stars (and Z-listers) get to lend their opinions to the page, and publishing houses cash in on the pennies of the public.

But ultimately, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s terrible that books of all things should play upon peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s genuine desire to know more about these celebrities.

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Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a certain magic in reading a book as a kid. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something about worlds that you can only get WR LI \RX Ă&#x20AC; QG D JROGHQ WLFNHW RU FUDZO into the apple-wood wardrobe that have all kinds of things you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see in real life.

People and places that are completely and totally real in a book that can only be seen inside your head â&#x20AC;&#x201C; until, that is, someone projects them onto the big screen, and suddenly there are images to base the world of the book on.

This week, Fantastic Mr. Fox comes out in cinemas, followed by Where the Wild Things Are and at Christmas time, there are a whole slew of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s books that are bridging the gap between page and screen in various incarnations ranging from real life to 3D animation.

Whole worlds that have been imagined by children the whole world over suddenly become huge, larger than life, and because of that they carry a lot of importance.

Part of their appeal is almost exclusively reserved for adults; how many people are eager to see Fantastic Mr. Fox because Wes Anderson directed it, or because George Clooney is providing the main characterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s voice?

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of doubt from this end on the answer to those questions.

But while the casting or the directing may go over the head of the average prepubescent viewer, one thing will certainly stick around, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the dazzle of the visuals.

Any movie in the past ten years WKDW ZDV VSHFLĂ&#x20AC; FDOO\ ZURXJKW RXW of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s literature will certainly feature the graphics, the animation and the sets.

All anybody has to do is think back to this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s adaptation of Neil Gaimanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book Coraline to rememEHU WKH WHUULĂ&#x20AC; F ' ZRUN WKDW ZDV done to bring it to â&#x20AC;&#x153;life.â&#x20AC;?

Into The Wild is more than a road movie. It is the grand tradition of the journey movie it takes you on a physical and psychological exploration, off the beaten track, into the wilderness of deepest Alaska and back again, not just literally but emotionally.

Having just graduated but never wanting to conform, Christopher McCaddless (Emile Hirsch, Lords Of Dogtown) abandons his privileged lifestyle, cuts up his credit cards, destroys his ID and prepares for his great adventure North.

Along the way, he works on a wheat farm in South Dakota, undertakes the rapids of the Colorado River, camps under the stars with a loving hippy couple and visits Slab City where he meets Tracy (Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame).

He lodges with a retired leather worker in Palm Strings before his Ă&#x20AC; QDO YR\DJH WR HQGXUH WKH YDVW Alaskan desert, far removed from the urbanised world.

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Johnny Depp Michelle C. Alister Birthday: 9th June 1963 (Age, 46) Birthplace: Owensboro, Kentucky Biggest Films: Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Most Recent Award: Golden Globe Best Actor for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

You might not know: He plays slide guitar on the Oasis track Fade In-Out on the album Be Here Now (1997).

The maverick of the silver screen, Mr. Depp, known for his unconvenWLRQDO EL]DUUH Ă&#x20AC; OP UROHV FKLVHOOHG cheekbones and the appellation of â&#x20AC;&#x153;worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sexiest maleâ&#x20AC;? several times over, is the real reason many of us

The more fantastic the world, WKH KDUGHU WKH Ă&#x20AC; OPPDNHUV ZRUN to render it up on screen. Take The Chronicles of Narnia; the recent WalGHQ 0HGLD DGDSWDWLRQ Ă&#x20AC; OPHG RQ location in New Zealand, has some of the most impressive makeup and &* ZRUN GRQH RQ DQ\ UHFHQW Ă&#x20AC; OP LQFOXGLQJ Ă&#x20AC; OPV WKDW DUH PRUH JHDUHG towards adults.

WETA Workshop, the props and sets workshop that is utilized for these movies (and the upcoming adaptation of The Hobbit), clearly put a lot of detail oriented thought into the creation of the authentic magical world.

But how necessary is this meticulous crafting? Fantastic Mr. Fox uses some extremely detailed stopmotion work, but that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean that it necessarily translates from imagination to page unless you happen to be Wes Anderson.

Would animation be better? Or does that reinforce the idea of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s movies needing to be almost strictly done with cartoons, particularly if they involve anthropomorphosis?

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no doubt that thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s some experimentation going on, but whether experimentation belongs in transforming iconic childhood images into movies is a question that should be asked by anyone whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s SURGXFLQJ WKHVH Ă&#x20AC; OPV It would be ideal to say that every single interpretation of a book works equally well on screen.

But anyone watching movie adaptations of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s books can attest that while there has been a growing improvement over the years, there are still some things that are inherently ill-crafted about these movies.

Maybe itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the tendency of directors to focus on the visuals, which are so strongly rooted in the imaginations of everyone involved on the project, instead of on the script,

bearing two X chromosomes went to see Pirates of the Caribbean - no other man pulls of eyeliner in quite the same way!

Son of a waitress and a civil engineer, John Christopher Depp II descends from German, Cherokee and Irish ancestry.

Upon receiving a guitar on his 12th birthday, Depp found music to be KLV Ă&#x20AC; UVW ORYH DQG SXUVXHG D FDUHHU as a rock musician, enjoying modest success before Nicholas Cage recommended he give acting a shot.

Since premiering as an actor as OfĂ&#x20AC; FHU +DQVRQ LQ WKH WHOHYLVLRQ VKRZ 21 Jump Street in 1987, Depp has never been short of work since, swiftly PDNLQJ KLV WUDQVLWLRQ WR Ă&#x20AC; OPV LQ Nightmare on Elm street.

Deppâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on screen charm is largely down to his non-conformist choice of characters.

This Depp tradition was launched with the titular role of Edward Scissorhands, which also began a creative marriage with Tim Burton.

The directorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s macabre, quirky icons leading to such enigmatic and peculiar individuals as Sleepy Hollowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ichabod Crane, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, the voice of Victor Van Dort in the animated Corpse

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which is, of course, where the seed RI WKH HQWLUH Ă&#x20AC; OPV FRPH IURP There is almost no way to translate a mythical world or a magical place in a uniform and completely fair way, even if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s done to the last detail, without a focus on the words which inspired that world to begin with.

This said, there is no doubt that what is coming out with regards to re-mediation of childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s books is far better, in terms of production values, than what came out previously.

These visual treats certainly appeal to a much broader audience. And we would hope they will add to the nostalgia factor of books that were almost universally beloved, whilst never actually living up to them.

Where the Wild Things Are, for example is almost sure to guarantee ELJ UHWXUQV LQ WKH ER[ RIĂ&#x20AC; FH But we can but hope that the scripts and screenplay convey the magic of the book to the silver screen.

Bride, and the greatly anticipated Mad Hatter in Tim Burtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Alice in Wonderland, due to be released 2010.

Most recently starring alongside Jude Law and Colin Farrell in The Imaginarium of Dr Parsarssus , all three actors donated their salaries to Heath Ledgerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter Matilda DIWHU /HGJHU GLHG GXULQJ Ă&#x20AC; OPLQJ Throughout his career, Deppâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s various relationships have also been of particular interest to the public.

Depp married his bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s make -up artist, aged 20, and has since dated Winona Ryder and Kate Moss before Ă&#x20AC; QDOO\ VHWWOLQJ GRZQ ZLWK PRWKHU RI his son Jack and daughter Lily-Rose, French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, since 1998, (sob).

Although yet to be bestowed with the honour of an academy award for Best Actor, Depp has been nominated 3 times for his roles in Finding Neverland, Sweeney Todd and the role he will perhaps be most remembered for Captain Jack Sparrow â&#x20AC;&#x201C; savvy!?

Le Donk and Scor-Zay-Zee Rachael White Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a fan of the so called â&#x20AC;&#x153;mocNXPHQWDU\Âľ JHQUH RI 7KH 2IĂ&#x20AC; FH LON , Ă&#x20AC; QG LW MXVW D ELW WRR FULQJH ZRUWK\ and ultimately (hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s where I offend the Gervais army) not funny.

However, I was pleasantly surprised with this latest offering by 6KDQH 0HDGRZV ZKLFK ZDV Ă&#x20AC; OPHG LQ RQO\ Ă&#x20AC; YH GD\V RQ D PHDJUH EXGJ et of ÂŁ48,000.

7KH PHDQGHULQJ LPSURYLVHG Ă&#x20AC; OP follows Le Donk (Paddy Considine), a washed up roadie for the Arctic Monkeys, on a mission to promote his rotund rap act Scor-Zay-Zee. Le Donk has led an interesting life which has resulted in the sum total of: nothing.

He is pretty much a little boy in a

and to call each thing by its rightful name; to make the breathtaking surroundings a world of his own.

Free and but alone, he undergoes his biggest journey and an exhilarating process of self discovery.

Yet as things begin to go wrong for the intrepid explorer, he becomes trapped and his strength deteriorates, poisoned by the very land that he adores.

Consequently, he soon realises what it is thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most important in life; not the adventure or where you end up but the experiences and the people you share them with along the way. %DVHG RQ WKH QRQ Ă&#x20AC; FWLRQDO ERRN

by Jon Krakaur, director Sean Penn skillfully explores how the protagonist wrestles between man and nature, self and society, addressing the abundant confusions and contradictions of life in a very powerful and touching way.

Each episodic relationship McCaddless encounters, shows his relentless spirit and enthusiasm but also demonstrates that being alone is nothing; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s our time together and those we love who matter most.

At times daunting but constantly WRXFKLQJ WKH Ă&#x20AC; OP FDSWLYDWHV \RX with every watch.

The raw intimate soundtrack (mostly written and performed by Eddie Vedder), also really contributing to the viewers connection with the central character, leaving you contemplative, inspired and amazed.

manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s world, epitomised by his reaction to his ex-girlfriendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (Olivia Colman) unplanned pregnancy.

Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just say it involves getting her drunk and taking her on The Big One - and they say romance is dead.

8OWLPDWHO\ WKH VWDU RI WKH Ă&#x20AC; OP LV Scorz, whose placid response to the ramblings of Le Donk add humour to the occasionally slow pace of the Ă&#x20AC; OP Notable highlights include a brief cameo by the Arctic Monkeys themselves, and the interaction beWZHHQ /H 'RQN DQG WKH Ă&#x20AC; OP FUHZ as Le Donk tries to highjack Scorzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chance of fame.

If one was to compare Le Donk and Scor-Zay-Zee to Meadowsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; past Ă&#x20AC; OPV VXFK DV Somerstown and This Is England it would be fair to be a little disappointed at the occasional unHYHQQHVV WR WKH TXDOLW\ RI WKH Ă&#x20AC; OP However, as an experiment, it really is a tribute to the innovative naWXUH RI LQGHSHQGHQW %ULWLVK Ă&#x20AC; OP $OO LQ DOO WKH Ă&#x20AC; OP LV DQ HQMR\DEOH jaunt around the backstage area of WKH IDPH JDPH DQG GHĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ D UHF ommended watch.

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Pop Special with Little Boots Chris Scott Ahead of her sell-out show at Sunderland University, Miss Victoria Hesketh chats to The Courier about stage invasions, tour essentials and what she would study at university...

Are you looking forward to the gig tonight?

Yeah, I really am, especially as itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an American-themed venue which makes it a bit different. I really like the shark head thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on display too, I might try and steal that star as well later.

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my label â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Maria and the Diamondsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

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,W¡V EHHQ D ORQJ VXPPHU IRU \RX how have the festivals gone this year?

If you could see any artist, dead or alive, who would it be?

Yeah, they went really well - by the end we were totally on it you know, really having it nailed and got a great reception everywhere. We did here, Europe, Japan and it was just brilliant. :HUH WKHUH DQ\ GLIĂ&#x20AC; FXOWLHV PDNLQJ \RXU GHEXW DOEXP Âś+DQGV¡" No, not really, I mean, we had nothing to compare it to so we just got on with it. You know, we did a lot of the early writing, and then later on did half the album in London, half in Los Angeles. It felt good to be working with the people I was comfortable with. I mean, by the end, you just want it done. But it ZDV GHĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ GRDEOH

I would have quite liked to see Madonna, but like in her heyday, not now - around the time â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Vogueâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; came out.

I was out for my birthday last night - it was a bit messy. What has your maddest moment on tour been?

Well Happy Birthday for yesterday! Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been really boring on this tour, but in Australia we had a lot of heavy nights. Actually we had a hilarious moment at Bestival this year; for a joke, we tried to get on stage to watch Kraftwerk, but Kraftwerk werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t allowing anyone on stage and we had to be escorted by security because we were so wasted, we couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t walk in a straight line!

Any tips for a hangover cure?

How has the start of the tour been then? $W Ă&#x20AC; UVW LW ZDV D OLWWOH ELW KLW DQG PLVV because we tried to make a lot of changes, but then last night went really well, so hopefully it will be a case of getting better and better each time. ,V WKLV \RXU Ă&#x20AC; UVW ELJ WRXU \RX¡YH done by yourself? ,W¡V GHĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW ELJ RQH VR ZH play a much longer set and play bigger venues and have a bit more freedom. The tourâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about two weeks altogether.

What have been some of the highlights and nervous points from the tour so far?

So any lessons you learned from the debut, if you were to make a second album?

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Well, nothingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s planned yet; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure if I want to make one, or if anyone wants me to, erm so yeah, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll VHH ,¡OO GHĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ WKLQN DERXW LW :KDW DUH \RXU LQĂ XHQFHV"

Well, I guess our set is very, very technical and we keep adding new things and being experimental. With all the equipment being used I do get quite an edge and one thing can just trigger me and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll just be nervous for the rest of the show about

A lot of 70s disco like Kylie and early 80s electro pop like Human League and Gary Numan. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a big Kate Bush fan too. Just good song writers, a lot of electronic stuff from the early 70s to the late 80s. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really into Ellieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s stuff, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the tour with us, as well as another girl on

'HĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ EHDQV RQ WRDVW DQG EHIRUH you go to bed remember: a pint of water and two paracetamols, then have the same thing when you wake up in the morning. :KR¡V WKH QLFHVW FHOHEULW\ \RX¡YH met?

Probably Annie Lennox, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really lovely - very, very nice.

If you were at University now, what would you be studying?

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d really like to do have done English Literature. I did Cultural Studies, but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d love an English degree.

The keyboard playerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mum is an English lecturer and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m getting the reading list from her, I want to do the reading without having to do the essays!

6R DIWHU D ORQJ WRXU ZKDW¡V WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW home cooked meal you will have?

Cooked? Well, I wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll get my

with Frankmusik Chris Mandle Music Editor What music are you listening to at the moment?

I love this band right now - theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the States, called Computer Club.

7KH\¡UH WKLV HOHFWURQLF RXWĂ&#x20AC; W UHDOO\ good. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m also listening to a band called Le Castle Vania. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve also just got my hands on The Warped 20 boxset, and I love listening to that at the moment.

Everything I listen to is eclectic, random, totally unrelated to what Pop is doing right now. But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never been that relevant to Pop music, really.

I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really important to have the biggest range of stuff ever on your iPod - if you have the same music as everyone else on it, then itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just boring, isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t it?

So tell us about the KitKat battle of the bands thing?

The general vibe is that you can be any kind of act; a solo artist, singer,

you could be in a band, but the main WKLQJ LV Ă&#x20AC; QGLQJ WKH EHVW QHZ WDOHQW out there. I am on the judging panel and the prize is ÂŁ3,000, and I will be remixing the winning actâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s song.

How do you get involved?

You can get involved by contacting battleofthebands@frankpr.it, and through Twitter and Facebook. The idea is that there are events at six different universities, such as Hull and Newcastle.

The thing about it is, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot more transparent - far less con-

boyfriend to cook it! Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really into soup at the minute, so probably a nice hot soup.

Finally, are there any must haves for your dressing room?

Loads, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just been having champagne which is quite nice, make up remover is a must, erm, socks, seem to lose loads on tour, innocent smoothies, Vitamins because you get really run down and light-

trived than these X Factor phone-in jobbies. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s being judged by the people in the room, and I like that.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what drew me to it, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a very realistic and honest event. :KDW GR \RX WKLQN TXDOLĂ&#x20AC; HV \RX WR judge other acts, as an artist whose only really emerged this year?

Well the thing is, I think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m in an exceptional position to help them out. I used to be a student myself, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just come out of one year in the record industry as a new artist.

I have a lot of current, relevant experience of how the music industry works, instead of these people who have been involved for ages who probably havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t got their ears tuned in properly.

ers, because the other members lose theirs. We also have a weird thing at the moment, like an ongoing joke when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re on tour you start speaking a different language and have ORDGV RI ÂśLQ¡ MRNHV WKDW RQO\ \RX Ă&#x20AC; QG funny. One of ours is that we always have a picture of double animals, so two of the same animal in a picture on the wall of the dressing room, so today we have two birds. Yesterday we had two moles! Just something fun for the tour really.

What kind of acts would you like to win?

I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have a favourite; I want to see something exciting, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s entertaining, but it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need to be the most held-together or strongest performance.

I want to see elements that make me happy. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not an A&R man, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a creative person myself. This isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t about bank notes, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s creative and interesting.

Frankmusik will be judging the KitKat Battle of the Bands at the Union on Tuesday 2nd November. Email battleofthebands@frankpr.it for a chance to take part

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with The Saturdays Stephanie Ferrao Arts Editor With their new album Wordshaker out now, The Courier managed to wrangle a few words with Mollie from The Saturdays about touring with Girls Aloud and the making of their new record.

5HDG RQ WR Ă&#x20AC;QG RXW PRUH What are you guys up to at the moPHQW" Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re really busy at the moment promoting the new album â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Wordshakerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; because thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s come out recently, then weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be having our next single out before Christmas I think, so itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all go, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s non-stop really.

Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been doing signings all over the place!

So you guys toured with Girls Aloud last year, what was it like being a part of the Tangled Up WRXU" Oh God, it was amazing! Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all really inspired by them, and watching them on stage really motivated us to be the best that we could be and made us work hard. It seems like so long ago now - it was only a year ago but since then weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had our own tour and the second album.

Everythingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going so fast!

Did you get to hang around with *LUOV $ORXG D ORW" Yeah we did! They invited us out whenever they had a party or anything like that so we always went out to those.

We always saw them in catering as well, but obviously because it was their tour, they had more rehearsals and sound-checks for things so we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get to see them all the time, but every time we did see them they were lovely.

I hear Cheryl managed to sort out you out with tickets to see Britney OLYH" Yeah, it was so sweet of her. It was the week Britney was performed on last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s X Factor, and with her as a judge on the show, she got Rochelle and I tickets to go and watch her. I was really grateful for that because I love Britney, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like my idol!

Speaking of X Factor, as a member of a girl band what did you think about Cheryl and Danniiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s remarks about Kandy Rainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s promiscuous RXWĂ&#x20AC;WV" I think to be honest, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d take the

side of the female judges. Whether Kandy Rain were strippers or pole dancers, whatever they were in the SDVW WKDW¡V Ă&#x20AC;QH LW¡V XS WR WKHP EXW if theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re trying to shake off that image and start afresh, coming out practically naked is not the best way of going about it.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always hard for girl bands to come out, especially on a programme like the X Factor, and I think they needed to prove that they could actually sing and that way people would have more respect for them.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably why people voted more for Miss Frank. People look at them and they seem more credible, rather than Kandy Rain who seemed to get through by wearing WLQ\ RXWĂ&#x20AC;WV

How did the recording go on for \RXU QHZ DOEXP"

venue as Frank Sinatra and Michael -DFNVRQ"

It was amazing! It was so exciting for us because it was our second album and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve all improved so much as singers. We got to go to LA to record there as well â&#x20AC;&#x201C; we were so excited about that, we felt really showbiz going over there.

Obviously we recorded in London as well, and some of the tracks got produced in Norway - it was just really cool! We always love recording albums; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one of the funnest (sic) things. It wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t as rushed as the Ă&#x20AC;UVW DOEXP VR ZH FRXOG WDNH WLPH to pick tracks, and we got to write some songs for this one too.

Yeah, it was really quite a fancy studio and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d heard that all these famous people had recorded there.

As we were sat outside, Randy Jackson the American Idol judge walked past us! It was just so LA.

So you got to record in the same

If you werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t performing with the Saturdays, what would you be doLQJ" If I wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t in the Saturdays, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d still be trying to be in a girl band! If I wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t able to be a singer, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d love to work in a record company or something.

I worked at Warner Bros in their marketing department for nine

months, and I really enjoyed that.

On a completely different note, I really love animals, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d really love to go to Florida and work with dolphins, make sure theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re kept in safe conditions and everything! Bit random, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d love to do.

What do you guys get up to in beWZHHQ VKRZV" :KHQ \RX JHW WKH Ă&#x20AC;YH RI XV WRJHWKer, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s non-stop chatter about all sorts of things; what happened on X Factor, moving in with boyfriends, fashion, typical girly things! I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think of anything particularly gossipy at the moment though, sorry!

British pop in 2009: smash hit or top Ă RS" Mark Corcoran-Lettice Music Editor So, 2009 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the year the Brits reclaimed pop, right?

Certainly, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been no shortage of new successes and big chart hitters deriving from these isles, and mainstream chart pop is arguably as diverse as itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ever been - at what other time could a pioneer of a hip-hop sub-genre go on to achieve number one singles and national adoration in the way Dizzee Rascal has managed.

Not a bad situation to be in, perhaps. But not exactly a perfect one either. Certainly, I hope Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not the

only one slightly concerned about the way â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;femaleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; seems to have emerged as a viable genre over the last year.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a hugely patronising backward step, and it does raise the question of exactly what â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;maleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; consists of (although one does have the sinking feeling that it probably involved The Enemyâ&#x20AC;Ś).

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s notable also that as big as La Roux or Florence & The Machine may be over here, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no British star comparable to a Lady Gaga.

A lack of international reknown never hurt Robbie Williams, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still a shame that us Brits are left lagging once again on the world pop stage.

2009â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not been a bad year for pop, but ask yourself this - can you think of any British pop track as inescapeable and as gloriously catchy as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;American Boyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; was last year?

Feel free to disagree, but it may be a little too early to start the backslapping just yet.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Femaleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; seems to have emerged as a viable genre over the last year... itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a backwards step

Chris Mandle Music Editor Ah, pop music â&#x20AC;&#x201C; guilty pleasure, social deterrent, girlfriend repellent.

When The Courier was formed this year, we, your section editors, hit the streets of Newcastle to bond over sugary drinks and vomitsoaked streets. It was needless to say it that it worked far better than the team building exercises and the numerous powerpoint presentations earlier that day.

Fondly I recall unfamiliar eyes locked onto me as I danced ridiculously to the best in Tiger Tigerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pop repertoire; those who I was

introduced to as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Music Editorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; frowned in disbelief. Why was I not sulking in the corner, lager in hand and waxing lyrical about the gemstones of underground acts?

Because pop music, like the fruit pastilles you sneak from your coat pocket, is a guilty, sugary little pleasure to indulge in. Turn your nose all you want and tell me you have better tastes in music if it keeps you on your high horse, but there should be no shame in enjoying popular music, With our country producing the likes of La Roux, Florence, Little Boots, Frankmusik, Mr Hudson, VV Brown and Chipmunk, why deny yourself the pleasure?

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Live Reviews The Dead Weather O2 Academy, October 21st

Everything Everything

When The Dead Weather took to the stage, the crowd went wild, even before they started playing.

This was down to the bands lineup; Jack White (White Stripes), Alison Mosshart (The Kills), Dean Fertita (Queens of the Stone Age) and Jack Lawrence (The Raconteurs).

With such a talented and experienced line-up, expectations were high. They didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t disappoint!

Playing from their album Horehound as well as a couple of new songs, hinting at a possible new album, the songs ranged from slow, moody tracks such as â&#x20AC;&#x2122;60 Feet Tallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; to fast, thrashing songs like â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Treat Me Like Your Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

The show didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t lack atmosphere, with Mosshart doing a great job of engaging with the crowd, and Whiteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s presence was enough to make the crowd erupt into cheers.

All the songs were executed perfectly, with times where the band didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even pause to breathe between songs.

As the band members swapped instruments between songs, we were reminded of the class of performers we were watching.

Looking effortless, the band played through the set list without putting a foot wrong, and a well-received HQFRUH Ă&#x20AC; QLVKHG WKH QLJKW ZLWK WKH crowd hungry for more.

)LQGR *DVN DUH Ă&#x20AC; UVW WR WDNH WR WKH stage at The Other Rooms.

The unassuming Glaswegian foursome, who look like theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve stumbled out of the library via the local charity shop, surprise the audience as lead singer Gerald Blackâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s soaring falsetto combines with the bands ethereal but note-perfect noise.

All classically-trained musicians, they frequently swap instruments and display a level of skill that generates a quiet admiration amongst the small but attentive audience.

Everything Everything are that rare kind of band; one that manage WR Ă&#x20AC; OO PLQXWH VRQJV ZLWK D EH wildering array of ideas and sounds without sounding contrived or gratuitous.

Third song and debut single â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Suffragette Suffragetteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; combines beautiful Beach Boys harmonies with a heavy QOTSA style rock-out.

A totally different band could be onstage as they perform heavenly VFL Ă&#x20AC; EDOODG Âś1$6$ ,V 2Q <RXU Sideâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

Penultimate song and new single â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;My KZ UR BFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; exhibits all they are best at; a genre-defying beauty with a killer chorus and thoroughly danceable to.

Quirky, complex, but with great tunes to boot, Everything Everything provided a great eveningâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s entertainment.

Chris Scott

The Other Rooms, October 22nd

Joe Cooper

Devildriver O2 Academy, October 24th The night got off to a great start with 0DOHĂ&#x20AC; FH ZKR WRUH XS WKH VWDJH ZLWK some brilliant British thrash.

Just as the pits got into full swing, Trigger The Bloodshed took the stage... and they werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t too impressive.

In fact, it appeared that the death metal-core (what?) group and screamo band Suicide Silence were having a competition for Shriekiest Vocalist Ever...nice.

Thankfully, Polish black/death metallers Behemoth (yes, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re both) got things back on track with their brilliantly brutal, epic sound.

Lead singer Nurgle was a true showman, who riled the crowd up good and ready for the main act California metallers Devildriver.

Now Behemoth were a hard act to beat, but boy, did Devildriver beat it.

Whatever eardrums we had left after Behemoth, they were well and WUXO\ FUXVKHG E\ 'H] )DIDUD DQG KLV boys - hell, my ears are still ringing now.

Opening with the rousing â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;End Of The Lineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, they performed excellent tracks like â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Clouds Over Californiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;These Fighting Wordsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, playing an extremely tight and beautifully heavy set. $ EULOOLDQW ZD\ WR VSHQG Ă&#x20AC; YH KRXUV then - and well worth the money!

Lauren Matthews

Seen and Scene B>E>A>K Mark Corcoran-Lettice Music Editor SQWARK! One of the North Eastâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most treasured acts, B>E>A>K are a unique proposition.

Clad in bird masks and colourcoordinated uniforms, this Sunderland-based super group (while their exact membership is a secret, members of Field Music, This Ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t 9HJDV DQG 5D]PDWD] /RUU\ ([FLWH ment are known to have joined the nest) are avian-rock gods, swooping down from above to bless us with their manic post-rock moves.

On paper, this can sound worry-

ingly pretentious, but in practice itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about getting you on your feet.

Instrumental guitar rock may not sound like the most obvious choice in good time music, but thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rarely done with such humour or such immediacy.

For the reader at home, their \ MySpace (http://www.myspace. com/beaktastic), will give you a taste, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s live where B>E>A>K anthems like â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Stairway To Hendonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and Missy Elliot semi-tribute â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Get Ya Beak Onâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; really come into their own. Having played several highSURĂ&#x20AC; OH VORWV UHFHQWO\ LQFOXGLQJ D main stage appearance at the inaugural Split Festival, their next performance is at the Cluny 2 on Saturday 7th November as part of a local band showcase (also featuring the previously featured Brilliant Mind).

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be a fool to miss itâ&#x20AC;Śthere ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t no party like a B>E>A>K party!

Steel Wheels

Passion Pit Northumbria Stage 2, October 22nd From total obscurity to international renown; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably fair to say that this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been something of a whirlwind for the lads of Passion Pit. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d certainly explain the visible delight of the band when they appear on stage for this late-year victory lap tour.

Courteously thanking support acts Max Tundra and openers du jour The Joy Formidable (even if they were both off by the curiously cruel hour of nine in the evening) and the packed crowd, frontman Michael Angelakos certainly seemed content with his position.

Not that they were to have it entirely their own way, mind. Stage 2â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost complete lack of acous-

tics (think the gym at your school, only worse) took some of the shine off their sparkling synth sounds and rendered the drums a muddy mess, and an unfortunate technical malfunction forced the band off-stage for ten minutes halfway through, VSRLOLQJ WKH Ă RZ Despite these setbacks though, Passion Pit rose to the occasion, skillIXOO\ WUDQVIHUULQJ WKH Ă&#x20AC; ]]\ HQHUJ\ RI debut album Manners to the stage, with inevitable closers â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Sleepyheadâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Reelingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; drawing the FURZG LQWR D IUHQ]\ -XVW SLFN D EHW ter venue next time round, please?

Mark Corcoran-Lettice Music Editor

Joe Skrebels Turn left off of the top of Northumberland Street, past Sgt. Peppers bar, all the while ignoring the smell of the bins surrounding you, and you might just stumble on the everdelightful Steel Wheels.

A pantheon of goods, musical and otherwise, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chock-full of signed band photos, a mix of cheap and rare vinyl, and promo releases being sold in questionably legal fashion.

There arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t many feelings akin to the one you get after buying Bowieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Earthling, a copy of Fight Club and a DVD of Leprechaun in the Hood IRU WKH SULQFHO\ VXP RI D Ă&#x20AC; YHU EXW Steel Wheels offers you feelings like that every time you go in.

Conveniently close to the university campus (making it ideal for between-lecture browsing), seeming to change its entire stock every week and, most important of all for the student shopper, cheap, this little place is everything you could want from an independent record store, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got it right under your nose.

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Exclusive gig photos www.thecourieronline.co.uk

Singles & Downloads Alice Vincent Culture Editor Gordon Bruce Culture Online Editor Another week, and another round of exclusive content for you all over at www.thecourieronline.co.uk.

Pick of the litter this week is an exclusive session weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve recorded with the hotly-tipped, up and coming indie rockers Copy Haho, who supported Los Campesinos at the Union last Tuesday, joining the sessions weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve already recorded with Sic Alps and The Twilight Sad over on our website.

As well as this, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve also got additional photos from the Passion Pit concert and photos of The Dead Weather, an interview with Everything Everything (whose recent appearance at The Other Rooms was given a glowing review just above), and a review of the ever-exciteable Dananananaykroyd, who gave The Cluny a taste of their infamous live show two weeks ago.

Well, what are you still reading this for? Get yourself online now!

Kicking off with beaus of the mo, The Dead Weather. Their latest offering, the peculiarly-titled â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;I Cut Like A Buffaloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, punches through Novemberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chill with VFX]]\ RUJDQ ULIIV D SOHDVLQJO\ old skool guitar chord refrain and seriously catchy bovine-related chorus - clearly a must-have on all good indie bar jukeboxes.

Passion Pitâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Little Secretsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; - as cute and naughty as the name suggests, it literally takes me â&#x20AC;&#x153;higher and higher and higherâ&#x20AC;? with Michael Angelakosâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s everwonderful choral squeals.

And Bam! Just when I thought Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never get off that aural ceiling of joy, Biffy Clyro bring â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Captainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. With brass addition, a pacey, uplifting and near Sunday School-esque melody, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s practically a sing-a-long.

Those apparently now grownup Arctic Monkeys have created a pensieve, nay, slushy ballad of lost love. I think. As ever, Turnerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lyricism lifts â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Cornerstoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, but my god, whereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the tune?

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Record Reviews Kraftwerk - 12345678: The Catalogue [Part 1] LV UHĂ&#x20AC;QHG LQWR WKH HOHFWURQLF PXVLF we know today.

As for the remasters themselves, the pin-sharp production is somewhat grating - if it were possible to make Kraftwerk sound even less human, these mixes have somehow achieved it - and occasionally makes some of the more repetitive, droning tracks unlistenable.

If you already own the albums there is nothing new on offer beyond the cleaner production, and Ă&#x20AC;UVW WLPH OLVWHQHUV PD\ GR EHWWHU with a second-hand copy of the original CDs. That said, thirty years on thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still little that manages to touch either the inventive new sounds or purity of song-writing at the heart of Kraftwerkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work.

Who needs acoustic instruments anyway?

Considering the recent trend of 80sLQà XHQFHG ´HOHFWUR¾ PXVLF /D 5RX[ Hot Chip and robotic auto-tune - it has never been a better time to rediscover Kraftwerk, the pioneering electronic band who popularised the idea of entirely synth-based music and practically invented electronic music as we know it today.

The key eight Kraftwerk albums - Autobahn, Radio-Activity, TransEurope Express, The Man Machine, Computer World, Electric Cafe, The Mix and Tour de France - are here collected into one box set, digitally remastered and given (entirely suSHUĂ XRXV QHZ FRYHUV There are no b-sides, no rare tracks and no live sets either, and a cynic might wonder if a complete collecWLRQ LQFOXGLQJ WKH EDQG¡V Ă&#x20AC;UVW WKUHH (often overlooked) records is on its way.

This week, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll cover half of the set, spanning 1974 through to 1978.

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porate some acoustic instruments.

Though the album as a whole is a tough listen, it still sounds almost as bizarre and revolutionary as it probably did back in 1974.

A year later, the band released Radio-Activity, another concept album exploring the twin themes of radio and, er, radioactivity.

A far more accessible album, Radio-Activity sees Kraftwerk turn their hands to crafting full pop songs, as well as continuing to experiment with the new sounds available to them, though the album is made somewhat schizophrenic by the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contrasting directions.

This disparity is tackled in the third album of the set, Trans-Europe Express, which succeeds in melding catchy songs with ambient, minimalist soundscapes and is arguably .UDIWZHUN¡V GHĂ&#x20AC;QLQJ PRPHQW By far the best album of the bunch, WKRXJK LV VFLHQFH Ă&#x20AC;FWLRQ LQĂ XHQFHG The Man Machine. While somewhat dated by its subject matter - singing â&#x20AC;&#x153;we are the robotsâ&#x20AC;? through a vocoder may have sounded futuristic back in 1978, but today itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s merely cliche - these are focused, energetic tracks where the raw potential of synthesisers hinted at in Autobahn

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Mando Diao Give Me Fire!

Johnny Foreigner

Shy and awkward, Deerhunterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bradford Cox is an intriguing character. Luckily for us, Logos, the second offering from Coxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s solo guise Atlas Sound, is just as intriguing.

8SRQ Ă&#x20AC;UVW OLVWHQ /RJRV LV PXFK poppier than Coxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s previous outing. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Walkabout,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; a twinkling collaboration with Animal Collectiveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dream-pop genius Panda Bear, is by far the catchiest track on the album, laden with Beach Boys style harmonies and an addictive hook. Yet Cox never strays too far from the experimentalism he seems so comfortable with. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Walkaboutâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; aside, the lines between each song are blurred, meaning few stand out - yet this is the very beauty of the record. The majesty of Logos is in the feeling it creates, swathing the listener in its ethereal soundscapes, inviting you into Coxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own introverted world.

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost something eerie about each song and Coxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s languid and ghostlike vocals, especially on opener â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Light That Failedâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, only add to this disorientating effect.

Even the musically sunny â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Sheilaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; holds a sense of fragile yearning with lyrics such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;no one wants to die aloneâ&#x20AC;?.

Logos is without a doubt one of the most hauntingly beautiful albums you will hear this year.

The Swedish rockers are back in force with this stomping release, capturing all of the energy that has marked their previous albums and offering up a fresh, even more rhythmical take on their well-honed style.

From the blistering intro of the Beatles-esque â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Blue Lining White Trenchcoatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, into the catchy â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Dance With Somebodyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, and graduating into the soaring pop-rock of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Gloriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, the listener is treated to a true tourde-force right from the start.

Not content with merely a strong beginning, however, Mando Diao prove their versatility with touches of everything from 70s kraut-rock to country twanging to lounge crooning, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just on â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;High Heelsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s strong hints of The Clash (and not just on the vocals), as well as quiet, atonal introspection that wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be amiss on an early The Cure release, not to mention the striking originality that they bring to what could have, with a lazier band, been a very formulaic release.

With such belting numbers and YHU\ OLWWOH Ă&#x20AC;OOHU RQ WKH DOEXP *LYH Me Fire is â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;running through the streets of a raining city at nightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; music if ever there was any.

8/10 Linsey Teggert

9/10 Elliot Bentley The second part of 12345678:The Catalogue will be featured in next weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Courier

Ben Frost

By The Throat

The Mountain Goats

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;And it starts like thisâ&#x20AC;Śâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; With Alexei Berrowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s piercing vocals on â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Choose Yr Side and Shut Up!â&#x20AC;&#x2122;, Johnny Foreigner are back, still all soaring riffs, crashing drums and catchy noise pop anthems.

Berrowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vocals still bounce off bassist Kelly Southernâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s yelps and shouts, like a kid whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s had too much pick â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; mix and is then let on a bouncy castle.

Singles â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Criminalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Feels Like Summerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; are live anthems in the waiting, laden with a healthy level of feedback and catchy choruses.

While the beautiful vocals on â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Illchoosemysideandshutup, Alrightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (see what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve done there) show a more mature side of the band, generally the Birmingham three-piece stay with what they do best, delivering their trademark sounds with style.

The pinnacle of the album comes towards the close - â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Every Cloakroom Everâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; twice builds up and crescendos incredibly in the space of just over two minutes, whilst the start-stop pace of epic closer â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Coast Was Always Clearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; brings the album to a rushing climax.

Some may see this as a childish sugar rush, but dig deeper and there is majestic musical talent, brilliant lyrics and wonderfully crafted pop songs.

By The Throat, a jaw dropping encounter of musical contrast, can only be described as a listen not for the faint hearted.

This colossal contort of everything from Classical Minimalism to Punk 5RFN DQG 0HWDO GHĂ&#x20AC;HV JHQUH FODVVLĂ&#x20AC;FDWLRQ URXVLQJ \HW VLPXOWDQHously maddening its audience. It is this quality that makes the album (produced by Icelandic label Bedroom Community) the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Oblivionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; of melodic structure, rising to soaring heights of mechanical chaos, then a heart-stopping plummet into devastating electronic and guitar-based remoteness.

The aesthetic sounding whirs of killer whales in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Through the Roof of Your Mouthâ&#x20AC;? really should be cringe-worthy, yet instead accomplish a certain sincerity, evoking a sense of cinematic drama throughout the piece, both subtle and poignant.

The album, while off the wall and too bizarre for most, really does deserve a patient and intelligent listen, but if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re after a sing in your hair brush or a pre-lash session-starter, such a feat of composed creativity probably isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the ticket.

Ben Frost, dubbed â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;the most visceral showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; of Barcelonaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sonar Festival 2009, will certainly be sampled left, right and centre, and deservedly so.

For atheist and believer alike, The Bible has always been one of the great story-telling sources. Rarely though has an artistic debt to it been as evident as on the latest offering from literary indie-folk legends The Mountain Goats, on which each of the recordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s twelve tracks is named after a Biblical verse.

Those of you fearing forty minutes of unpleasant preaching can relax though. Band leader John Darnielle has described it as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;twelve songs the Bible taught meâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, and the intimidating-looking references are there to offer backdrop and context to Darnielleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s latest tales of the crooked, the love-sick and the doomed.

Sonically, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a more strippeddown affair than previous outing Heretic Pride. With the exception of the amped-up â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Psalms 40:2â&#x20AC;&#x2122;, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a slower and more intimate record, with a greater reliance on Darnielleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tentative piano playing than ever before, and even indie rock arranger-in-chief Owen Pallett offering fairly muted contributions.

But this just lets Darnielleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s astonishing lyrics shine even brighter, with the solo guitar and voice centrepiece â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Matthew 25:21â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s absorbing account of familial bereavement DOUHDG\ VWDQGLQJ DPRQJVW KLV Ă&#x20AC;QHVW works. Once again, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re the best band youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never heard.

7/10

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Grace and the Bigger Picture

The Life of the World to Come

9/10 Mark Corcoran-Lettice Music Editor

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Coronation Street

Word of Tony’s heart attack spreads through the street and the factory girls gossip, unaware of his fate. Roy is in turmoil as he tells Hayley about Tony’s shocking confession. Hayley puts it down to the drugs Tony was on but Roy’s not so sure.

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Family Guy series 8 on DVD Marianne Spence For those of you who have never actually witnessed the comical genius that is Family Guy, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got to be said that you are missing out. $IWHU VSHQGLQJ D ODUJH SRUWLRQ RI my days in halls last year being subjected to watching series after series of the show repeatedly, and still not managing to get even a little bit tired of it, I feel pretty certain in my ability to tell all you lovely readers just why this show is so amazing.

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Playing the likes of Diana Ross, Prince and BeyoncĂŠ, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about the fun. Listeners contribute greatly to the show, calling in and asking for advice on what to wear in regular feature â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Wardrobe Disasterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, and requesting songs to get them in the party mood.

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Fiona Hart

Helen Atkinson

JK and Joelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Saturday Night Thing

Elaine Paige on Sunday

Metro Radio, Saturdays 6pm

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,I OLNH PH \RX ORYHG -. DQG -RHO on the Radio 1 chart show, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be pleased to hear that they now have their own show on our local Metro Radio.

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In their show, they managed to strike a perfect balance between new songs, our favourite oldies and banter between the presenters. $OWKRXJK LW LV RQ DW DQ XQIRUWXQDWH time on a Saturday night, this radio show provides some great tunes to get ready to and could prove to be the soundtrack to your Saturday Night Thing.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Putting the cool back into musicalsâ&#x20AC;?. Please donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be put off by this painful tagline; Elaine Paige on Sunday is an energetic, emotional, hilarious two hours of show tunes and movie music every Sunday afternoon. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re loving Wicked, canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stop watching Phantom or know all the words to Disney songs, then this show was made for you.

2Q Ă&#x20AC;UVW OLVWHQLQJ WKH FKDWWHU LQ EHtween songs is irritating â&#x20AC;&#x201C; you just want to hear the next tune! But as you get used to it (or listen on iPlayer and skip the talking parts) Elaine is a friendly voice on a boring afternoon. $V ZHOO DV PXVLF IURP %URDGZD\ the West End and Hollywood, there are brilliant competitions, listener shout-outs and Malcolmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Big One ² \RX¡OO KDYH WR WXQH LQ WR Ă&#x20AC;QG RXW what that is...

Ayse Djahit

BBC Radio 2, Saturdays 6pm

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Jo Whiley

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There are also some brilliant live recordings from the recent BBC Electric Proms. How could one not want to hear a recently revived RobELH :LOOLDPV GHOLYHU œ$QJHOV¡ WR DQ intimate audience?

In between is the usual mix of chart blunders and strange tracks, such as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Possibilityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; - a spookily hopeful song by Lykke Li, from the Twilight Ă&#x20AC;OPV :HOO ZRUWK D OLVWHQ It was a perfect warm-up to a night in with Cheryl and the X Factor.

Nile Amos

Chart Show with Reggie Yates Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty self explanatory- childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV presenter turned â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SuperVWDU '-¡ 5HJJLH <DWHV FRXQWV GRZQ the UKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s top 40 selling singles every week.

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Reggie is a good presenter - a cheeky chappie who younger teenagers (and several of my friends) adore. His style of presenting is fun and cheerful, an attribute that every Chart Show presenter should have.

Helen Atkinson

Jonathan Ross BBC Radio 2, Saturdays 10am There are a lot of things wrong with -RQDWKDQ 5RVV KH RSHQV KLV PRXWK words fall out and stain his shoes; his fortunes make oil executives in Dubai and Dallas feel shabby; his hair needs a stylist etc, etc.

But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been catching his Saturday morning radio show on and off IRU WKH SDVW Ă&#x20AC;YH \HDUV DQG LW KDV QR place on the above list.

Suave as a suede tuxedo, kept on his toes by the famous folk behind cult stuff and mildly bewildered guest contestants, this is Ross on form, leapfrogging along with the help of his much-abused producer DQG TXL]PDVWHU $QG\ It even comes with the simplest of joy in life - thoroughly irritated newsreaders. Keep a sharp ear and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll know what I mean.

Musically, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no shambles either. Expect the unexpected. That little underground indie band you thought no-one else knew about?

He knows. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not cult radio, but on a Saturday morning, nursing a hangover and pretending to do essays, Mr. Ross might just be your new best friend.

Graeme Pawlett

Saturday Night with Alice Planet Rock Radio, Saturdays 9pm, Mondays 6.30pm $OLFH &RRSHU \HV WKDW¡V WKH DFWXDO 70s shock rock legend, invites you to revel in his favourite tracks, listen to interviews with his rock star friends and be entertained by rock and roll tales and freaky facts every Saturday night. The weekend show follows on from his weekday breakfast slot, bringing you all the best bits of the week and more tunes and tales from the Cooper legend.

Get your speakers smoking with classics from the likes of Led Zeppelin, Ozzy Osbourne, Bruce DickinVRQ 7KH 3L[LHV DQG 0XVH $QG ,¡P sure thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also be a few thrown in from Cooper himself. If you thought the king of seventies rock was past it or that the time of electric chairs, slimy boa constrictors and eyeliner was over, then tune in this Saturday and join the rock â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll love-in.

Aimee Philipson

> Saturday mornings have never been the same without SM:TV Live Helen Atkinson SM:TV Live was (without a doubt) the greatest Saturday morning TV show of my childhood. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why.

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The show comprised of various sketches and music videos interspersed with television programmes such as PokĂŠmon (anyone remember the PokĂŠrap?) and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

My favourite sketch was Chums, a spoof on Friends, with Decâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s weekly catchphrase Âś0H DQG &DW DORQH LQ WKH Ă DWÂŤ, think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to kiss herâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. It was crap, but hilarious. Perfect.

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Monday 2 November 2009 THE COURIER

TV & Radio

with Amazon > TV & Radio Editor Aimee Philipson tracked down a 21st century Gladiator Amazon, a.k.a. Zoe Williams, you were once a student at Newcastle University; what attracted you to come here?

It was the city itself and the university. I came up with my mum to look around and the people were just so friendly. We ended up staying overnight which wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the plan and went out in Bigg Market and on the boat - with my mum! We just had a great time and the people were so lovely.

While you were a student here, you got involved in the womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rugby team. How did that come about?

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d always played sport of all different types since I was at school - netball, hockey, athletics - but Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never played rugby before. Then I was out one Wednesday night and I saw a big bunch of girls all dressed up as Lara Croft downing pints of lager and wondered who they were.

I got chatting to the rugby captain and she said â&#x20AC;&#x153;weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re the rugby girls.â&#x20AC;? I asked if I could go out with them next week and she said only if I went to training! I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like rugby but I went to training and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve loved it ever since! So I was attracted to it by its social side!

Yeah, sport is a great way to make friends and Wednesday nights are legendary Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard...

The rugby girls are just such a great bunch of girls, they really know how to have a good time and they all look after each other.

So after graduating as a doctor,

what made you apply to be on Gladiators?

but my actual favourite in training was Hang Tough.

Well, the new series came back on TV and since Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d loved Gladiators growing up, I recorded it on Sky Plus straight away and watched every episode.

One of my rugby friends suggested that I should apply to be a contestant on the show because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be good at it, so I thought Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have a go. I applied to be a contender and it was after the audition they asked me if I wanted to attend the Gladiator auditions the following week.

When I heard Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d got through I was so excited!

What is your least favourite event?

Did you get to choose your Gladiator name?

When we did our drama training for the show, we all had to pick a temporary name for the practices and I called myself Amazon for the day. When I found out I was called Amazon for the show too, I thought it was because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d picked it, but I found out later that it was pure coincidence!

Do all the Gladiators get on well or are there some rivalries?

We spend so much time together ZKHQ ZH¡UH Ă&#x20AC;OPLQJ DV ZH Ă&#x20AC;OP WKH show over ten weeks. Because we all stay in the same hotel, train together, eat together, and get nervous together before events, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ended up practically like brothers and sisters. We all get on really well and thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a really nice atmosphere backstage.

The one the Gladiators hate the most, but people love watching, is Hit and Run, because all we do is throw balls. But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a 100% record on that, everytime Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve played Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always knocked them off. But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a bit boring.

Would you do a third series?

If there was a third series I would GHĂ&#x20AC;QLWHO\ EH LQYROYHG EXW DW WKH moment thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a bit of a handover because I think Channel Five is taking over Gladiators so there is going WR EH TXLWH D ELJ JDS EHIRUH ZH Ă&#x20AC;OP again.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;I saw a bunch of girls dressed up as Lara Croft downing pints of lager and wondered who they wereâ&#x20AC;?

There is going to be a movie made from the American Gladiators. If the UK were going to do something similar would you be up for it?

Absolutely! Three of the female Gladiators from the original series were actually in the Gladiator movie - the Russell Crowe one. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the scene where everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the arena and some women are driving the horse and chariots â&#x20AC;&#x201C; thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s them!

What is your favourite Gladiators event?

How did you become Skyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Green Gladiator?

My favourite event is Hang Tough but I never actually got to do it in the show because my Gladiator SHUVRQD GRHVQ¡W Ă&#x20AC;W ZLWK WKDW HYHQW So my favourite event in the show is Power Ball because of my rugby,

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m passionate about and something Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got more passionate about with the role. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always been reasonably green myself but I stepped it up to be a Green Ambassador. They picked me out to do the role - that might be another reason why they called me Amazon.

I learnt a lot!

Any green student tips?

The majority of things that save energy, save money. Think carefully about turning things off, switching everything off at the plug before you go to bed â&#x20AC;&#x201C; which can be hard when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had a few pints! Then of course things like recycling. I noticed the university has all the recycling bins around so try to recycle!

How do you balance being a Doctor and a Gladiator?

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had to take some time off work because I wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have been able WR JHW WKH WHQ ZHHNV RII IRU Ă&#x20AC;OPLQJ So what have you been doing to keep yourself busy when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re QRW Ă&#x20AC;OPLQJ" Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had a year off now and in the meantime Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve set up two little projects. 7KH Ă&#x20AC;UVW RQH LV D Ă&#x20AC;WQHVV company called Naturally Fit which I set up with Newcastle Falcons rugby player Spencer Davey.

We run classes through the week and we aim to be the middle ground between having an expensive perVRQDO WUDLQHU DQG JRLQJ WR Ă&#x20AC;WQHVV classes at the gym. Most of the training is based on boxing but weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve also got access to the Newcastle Falcons gym so we can use all the great facilities the Falcons get.

+RZ GR \RX NHHS Ă&#x20AC;W DQG KHDOWK\" 0\ Ă&#x20AC;WQHVV UHJLPH LV UXJE\ WUDLQing twice a week and playing at the weekends. I also go to the gym to do cardiovascular training but at the PRPHQW P\ Ă&#x20AC;WQHVV WUDLQLQJ LV WUDLQing people at Naturally Fit classes!

You also go into schools to do Ă&#x20AC;WQHVV ZRUNVKRSV :KDW¡V WKDW about?

Well, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been quoted that up to 70% of girls have lost interest in sport by the age of sixteen so Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m doing one KRXU Ă&#x20AC;WQHVV ZRUNVKRSV LQ VFKRROV WR teach girls the important of exercise, not just for physiological reasons but for psychological and social reasons as well.

Catch Amazon in the second series of Gladiators every Sunday morning or catch-up for free on SkyPlayer on the internet if you are a Sky customer.

Naturally Fit runs every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday for people of all abilities who want to get Ă&#x20AC;W DQG KDYH D JUHDW WLPH &KHFN RXW WKH student offer to the right for your taster session!

STUDENT OFFER Naturally Fit are offering all readers of The Courier a taster session for just ÂŁ5 All you have to do is bring this page/voucher to one of the following classes: Â&#x2021; 0RQGD\ SP )DW %XUQLQJ Circuits at Jesmond United Reformed Church Â&#x2021; :HGQHVGD\ SP &DUGLR Fitness at Leazes Park Â&#x2021; )ULGD\ SP %R[LQJ &OXE DW Jesmond United Reformed Church Â&#x2021; 6DWXUGD\ %R[LQJ &OXE 7%& DW Jesmond Dene For further information and bookings contact Naturally Fit RQ RU DW QDWXUDOO\ Ă&#x20AC;W#KRWPDLO FRP All sessions are ÂŁ8 for NUS cardholders and are run by UK Gladiator Zoe Williams and Newcastle Falcons rugby player Spencer Davey

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Newcastle progress after narrow cup win > Sport, page 42 Sports Editors: Paul Christian, Jamie Gavin and Tom James - courier.sport@ncl.ac.uk

Emerging from the shadows > Sports Editor Paul Christian reports on the rise of Gateshead FC in the wake of the clubâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s decision to turn professional Newcastle United and Middlesbrough were relegated last year.

Sunderland gasped a sheepish sigh of relief. Hartlepool United hung on by a point, while Darlington had to settle for mid-table mediocrity.

The verdict was the plight of professional North East football; terrace talk of money-less clubs, senseless owners, clueless managers and useless players.

Less, nevertheless, can be more. A trip to the south banks of the Tyne to watch Gateshead FC will hammer that home: a club where plight historically rolls in the mud like a scatty pig. Not now.

Hope has been brewing at the International Stadium in recent years.

Back to back promotions have seen Gateshead wrestle their way from the modest depths of the Unibond Premier to the modest heights of the Blue Square Premier.

Under the stewardship of manager Ian Bogie and local owner Graham Wood, Gateshead FC are one step away from a return to the Football League. And half a season away from full-time professionalism.

The club announced two weeks ago that the 2010/11 season will be WKHLU Ă&#x20AC; UVW SURIHVVLRQDOO\ :RRG D Gateshead fan all his life, seems to have the desire, as well as the money, to regain league status - a title stripped of the club 50 years ago.

A self-made millionaire in the boiler industry, Wood gets it right when it comes to fan culture. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in touch with supporters, appointed an assiduous manager, and makes the match-going experience accessible. His ambitious push for a new stadium will secure his legacy if successful.

An expensive ticket is ÂŁ12 at Gateshead. A student ticket ÂŁ7. A pie and D SLQW LV OHVV WKDQ D Ă&#x20AC; YHU 7KH H[FLWH ment of seeing the Gallowgate sway LW PRVW GHĂ&#x20AC; QLWHO\ LVQ¡W %XW IRU WKH footballing man and his dog it bequeaths an affordable sense of belonging.

Today is FA Cup day. The Tynesiders are on the verge of making WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW URXQG SURSHU IRU RQO\ WKH second time this decade. Standing in their way is a bullish Southport side, looking for retribution after falling to Gateshead in the play-offs last year.

Cup runs infuse scattered waves

of nostalgia for football fans. Tales of grandeur written, witnessed or watched are etched in the fabric of every club. For the Heed Army, 1953 proves seminal.

Called Gateshead AFC at the time, Redheugh Stadium (now the Pitz 5-a-side centre) played host to the FLW\¡V Ă&#x20AC; QHVW KRXU ZKHQ WKH\ GLV posed of Liverpool 1-0 in the 3rd round. Then, following away victories at Plymouth and Hull, a crowd of almost 18,000 reigned on RedKHXJK IRU WKH TXDUWHU Ă&#x20AC; QDO DJDLQVW Bolton. The Heed lost 1-0.

As I walk down a deserted carriageway toward the current 11,750 all-seater stadium, Redheugh seems but an unattainable myth. A rusty haven before my time. The rainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still here, only spelt differently. A lorry whips past, drenching me so I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget.

I meet Media Manager Jeff Bowran at the ground. Full of anecdotes and astute knowledge, Jeff has watched the club for 41 years, 26 of which have been spent reporting. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The club has had a tumultuous history to say the least. Promotions, relegations, reformations; almost going bust. But weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re still here. And, as it is now is probably the best itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ever been to be honest.â&#x20AC;?

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not wrong. Peering into Gatesheadâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chequered past, one word prevails: resilience. Originating in

South Shields, the club shipped west and joined the Football League as Gateshead AFC in 1930.

After 30 years voyaging in and out of the Football league, they were controversially expelled in 1960. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I was only 14 at the time. Our playing record wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t particularly bad in the league so it was a bit harsh. I think the motives were geographical. Peterborough United took our place,â&#x20AC;? recalls Jeff.

The Heed struggled for the next 20 years, ceasing to exist in 1973, again in 1974 following a short stint DV *DWHVKHDG 7RZQ DQG Ă&#x20AC; QDOO\ LQ 1977. But resilience reared its head. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People rallied round after the club folded in 77-78 and we managed to knock a team together. We survived that season, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just been a rollercoaster since then.â&#x20AC;?

25 years circling the periphery of League football almost ended in disaster when the club nearly went under a fourth time in 2000. They survived, and have since found stability in the partnership of ex- Sunderland Vice Chairman Wood, and ex-Newcastle player Bogie. %RJLH¡V LQĂ XHQFH KDV EHHQ YLWDO Once touted as the new â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Gazzaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, the man from Walker has adjusted well to management. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a no nonsense, dour manager,â&#x20AC;? says Jeff. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Teams will always play in the mould of their manager, and he was

a good, attacking footballer.â&#x20AC;? (Nonbelievers see YouTube â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Ian Bogie v Stoke).

Still, the Tynesiders have yet to Ă&#x20AC; QG IRUP LQ WKH OHDJXH WKLV \HDU -HII is wary of relegation. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got to stay in this league. We have to. It would be disaster if we went down.

Going professional will hopefully help us to attract more players and strengthen the squad.â&#x20AC;?

The game kicks off. Jeff wears the look of cynicism like a seasoned pro. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be a draw. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a strong side, Southport.â&#x20AC;? Convalescence does little to repress the past.

The Sandgrounders are a division below Gateshead. But theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re tough, and grab the game by the scruff of the neck with ugly, effective football.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the white shirts of Gateshead who take the lead though. Against WKH UXQ RI SOD\ PLGĂ&#x20AC; HOGHU 3KLO Turnbull powers the ball home from 20 yards. The 400 strong crowd are on their feet.

Half time arrives and a rainbow arcs over the stadium. Its splendour silences the patter; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost reminiscent of Wembley. One player chins another on the way off the pitch to send us crashing back to the wholesome grit of lower league football. Both are sent off.

Gateshead wrap up a 3-0 victory in the second half with a superb goal

from the indefatigable Baxter and a second from Turnbull. A great victory for the team; a better result for the club. The players can now look IRUZDUG WR WKHLU Ă&#x20AC; UVW MDXQW WKURXJK the FA Cup since 2001, and the prospect of a big draw.

Jeff typically underplays the performance. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It just didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feel like a cup game today.â&#x20AC;? Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a glint in his eye however. A glint that nods to the sublimity of the cup; the knowledge of being in that hat.

I walk away from the stadium, glancing at the cover of the match programme. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gateshead: Fit for a city,â&#x20AC;? it says, the angel spreading her vast wings across the crest. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s simple, unpretentious even. But less, nevertheless, can be more.

Gateshead FC drew League One side %UHQWIRUG DW KRPH LQ WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW URXQG RI the FA Cup. The tie will be played at Gateshead International Stadium on Sunday 8th November at 1.00pm. Student entry (with ID) for the Brentford game and all Blue Square Premier games is just ÂŁ7 and the International Stadium is within walking distance of Gateshead Stadium metro station.

The Schooner Inn on the banks of the Tyne is just a few hundred yards away from the International stadium, and there are bars and servaries at the ground.

Close House Country Club to host annual University Golf tournament The annual Student Golf Championship will take place at Close House on Sunday the 22nd November.

This competition is open to all Newcastle University students including those who havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t signed up to the Sports Centre.

The format of the tournament is straightforward stroke play around 18

holes with the winner being the person scratching the lowest score at the end.

Tee-off times will be between 10.30 and 11.30.

To register, students must complete a registration form and pay an entry fee at the Sports Centre reception. The fee is ÂŁ10 for members of the Sports Centre and ÂŁ15 for non-members.

Prizes will be on offer for the lowest gross, the top three net scores as well as two longest drive and closest to the pin challenges.

Free transport will be provided by the University to Close House Country Club, leaving from the front of the Union on the morning of the tournament.

Anyone who would prefer to drive

ZLOO Ă&#x20AC; QG GLUHFWLRQV WR WKH FRXUVH RQ WKH University Sports website.

Proper Golf attire must be worn whilst on the course, that is to say a collared shirt, trousers and Golf shoes. Anyone not adhering to the dress code wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be allowed to participate (this isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Happy Gilmore unfortunately).

Those interested should sign them-

selves up as soon as possible for what should be an enjoyable day out. If you would like to know more about the competition, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hesitate to contact Denis Murphy either by email: denis. murphy@ncl.ac.uk or telephone: 0191 222 5349.

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Golf team get LQ WKH VZLQJ RI WKLQJV Golf Round-up Chris Taylor

Newcastle 1sts UCLan 1sts

Honours even: there was nothing between the two sides in a closely contested battle

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Leeds met with equal force Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rugby League

Newcastle 1sts Leeds Met 2nds

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Kevin Davey at Cochrane Park Rugby League giants New Zealand and Australia were recently left deadlocked on 20 points after a spectacular opening to the Gillette Four Nations.

In a slightly more attritional affair SRL Northern Premier heavyweights Newcastle and Leeds Met shared the spoils with an identical score-line last Wednesday.

The crowds were out in force to ZDWFK 185/¡V Ă&#x20AC; UVW KRPH RXWLQJ and numbers were bolstered when WKH QG WHDP¡V Ă&#x20AC; [WXUH ZDV FDQ celled. The fans were in a joyous, H[SHFWDQW PRRG DQG UHQGLWLRQV RI classic NURL songs echoed round the Owlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest as the teams entered

the fray.

7KH Ă&#x20AC; UVW Ă&#x20AC; YH PLQXWHV VDZ DQ HYHQ ly matched but penalty-laden contest. Leeds Met, notorious for producing well-drilled, highly athletic sides, started at a pace well above ZKDW WKH 5R\DOV KDYH H[SHULHQFHG so far this season.

As Newcastle adapted to the increased tempo, Leeds began to GRPLQDWH WKH HDUO\ H[FKDQJHV DQG ZHUH Ă&#x20AC; UVW RQ WKH VFRUHERDUG DIWHU D succession of quick play-the-balls allowed their winger to cross the whitewash untouched.

It didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take long for Newcastle to respond when wide-man Kevin Davey capitalised on some effective running from Sam Boyd and Miles Hudson. Rob Seagraves converted IURP WKH Ă DQN But disaster struck when the livewire hooker also known as the Preston Poodle sustained a matchHQGLQJ DUP LQMXU\ LQ WKH QH[W VHW 7KH VXEVHTXHQW UHVKXIĂ LQJ VDZ crowd favourite Ste Moorcroft

move to scrum half and Falklands veteran Rishi Sumra deputising for Seagraves at Dummy Half.

185/¡V DWWDFNLQJ à RZ ZDV VRPH what destabilised by the changes but strong defence led by captain Michael Ward ensured the contest remained tight with both teams scoring once more before the interval.

The opening period of the second half was dominated by Leeds who attacked ferociously and quickly scored 2 tries. NURL continued to Ă&#x20AC; QG GLIĂ&#x20AC; FXOW\ LQ SXWWLQJ WRJHWKHU some cohesive attacking play, and the lack of communication across the park seemed to limit them.

Thus Newcastle had to rely on individual brilliance to stay in contention and no contributions were more valuable than that of props Joe â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Deadliftâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Robinson and Daniel Caparros-Midwood.

The hefty pair seemed to be on a two-man destruction mission with Midwood barn-storming in attack and strong defending from the gin-

ger haired Robinson.

With a quarter to go Newcastle Ă&#x20AC; QDOO\ EHJDQ WR DVVDLO WKH /HHGV score line with Liam Mcgeeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s deft passing leading to a try from Ward after some well-timed angular runQLQJ $Q H[KDXVWHG ORRNLQJ -DPHV Phillips then completed his brace and levelled the contest after racing \DUGV DIWHU VRPH Ă&#x20AC; QH ZRUN IURP debutant Michael Bean.

7KH FORVLQJ PLQXWHV ZHUH H[WUHPH ly tense and NURL nearly snatched victory with a last-ditch drop-goal attempt sailing wide of the upright.

7KH Ă&#x20AC; QDO ZKLVWOH ZDV PHW E\ DQ HH rie silence despite NURL taking a SRLQW IURP D /HHGV 0HW Ă&#x20AC; [WXUH IRU WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW WLPH LQ PDQ\ \HDUV Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s disappointed reaction was testament to NURLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s increasing endeavour for high standards and victory. This unusually drab attacking performance will certainly need WR EH LPSURYHG XSRQ IRU QH[W ZHHN¡V blockbuster with UCLan.

5R\DOV Ă&#x20AC; QG %8&6 URDG WR VXFFHVV WRR VWHHS Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cycling Andrew Green The 1st BUCS Cycling Championship event of the 09-10 season got underway over the weekend of Saturday 24th with the individual time trial climbing event, which saw Newcastle cyclists along with 28 other universities battle it out over the mile long gradient which incorporated 300m worth of accent.

Held in the scenic surroundings of the Peak District, Derbyshire, 153 competitors raced the course from Calver, Nr Baslow, ascending to Curbar Gap; and were treated to typical autumnal weather as proceedings got underway to plenty of wind and lashing rain.

The Royals team of 8, faced with

strong competition from the likes of Durham, Cambridge and Loughborough, while Southampton and their rider Tim Wallis, attempted to defend their respective teams and menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s individual titles from last year. Captain Jon Bean knew the challenge that faced his team as he commented â&#x20AC;&#x153;We literally have a steep climb ahead of us.â&#x20AC;?

As the rain continued to fall, Patrick Ramsey (off 14th) lead the Royals onto the climb, and set the standard for everyone to follow as he gave his all, completing the course in 7min 56sec. Following this, Martin Attwood put in a sterling climb recording a time of 7min 05sec and became WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW RI 1HZFDVWOH¡V VFRULQJ ULG HUV WR FURVV WKH Ă&#x20AC; QLVKLQJ OLQH But it wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t until the weather cleared half way through the event DQG WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW UD\V RI VXQ EXUVW

through the clouds that the times which were going to contest for the top three places started to appear as Adam Pinder from Lancaster, the eventual menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s individual winner, recorded a stunning ride of 5min 17sec, which even defending champion Tim Wallis found hard to chalOHQJH DV KH Ă&#x20AC; QLVKHG QLQWK LQ PLQ 05sec.

At this point also along with the weather, the atmosphere also upped a level and even took on a true continental alpine twist as a supporter, improvising with a pair of bike forks imitated a superb Swiss cow bell and willed on riders as they turned WKHLU Ă&#x20AC; QDO EHQG Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s riders continued to attack the steeply inclined course, with rides from Abhishek Reekhaye DQG Ă&#x20AC; UVW WLPH WHDP ULGHUV 7KRPDV Preece, Nathan Thomas and Andrew

Green. However it was team captain Jon Bean and Thomas Timothy who brought the team home with scoring rides, respectfully completing the course in 6min 46sec and 7min 17sec.

Despite a good dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s riding from all competitors, the Royals team effort wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t enough to secure the team and medal position, which went to 1st Durham, 2nd Cambridge DQG UG /HHGV ZLWK WKH 5R\DOV Ă&#x20AC; QDOO\ Ă&#x20AC; QLVKLQJ WK RXW RI VFRULQJ teams.

Final Team Positions / Times (mins): (41)Jonathan Bean: 06:46, (63)Martin Attwood: 07:05, (77)Thomas Timothy: 07:17, (108)Patrick Ramsey: 07:56, (124)Nathan Thomas: 08:30, (129) Thomas Preece: 09:10, (140)Abhishek Reekhaye: 09:20.

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This week saw the 1sts take on a very strong UCLAN side at Matfen Hall.

Newcastle opened with the strong front pair of Captain Mackay and Taylor, fresh off the back of comfortDEOH ZLQV LQ WKHLU Ă&#x20AC; UVW WZR JDPHV All games were nip and tuck through to the halfway point. Again, Mackay set the pace, with a blistering 5&4 victory, whilst at the back Andy Gribben was handed the same punishment, comfortably beaten early on.

Taylor was plugging away at his opponent, playing good golf, but at 2 down through 14, he could not Ă&#x20AC; JKW EDFN HYHQWXDOO\ ORVLQJ After defeat last week, new boy Ethan Smith came back with a great 4&3 win, with Lee Fuller gaining yet another victory this season by the same score.

7KH Ă&#x20AC; QDO UHVXOW ZDV GHFLGHG E\ Fraser Allan, who rolled in a testing 7 footer on the last to win his match XS DQG WKH Ă&#x20AC; QDO VFRUH WR 7HDP 1HZFDVWOH D WHUULĂ&#x20AC; F YLFWRU\ IRU WKH Royals, which leaves them comfortably ahead at the top of the table.

Having won the BUCS trophy last season, the pressure is on this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s squad to deliver similar, if not better results, with the yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s aim to achieve promotion into the northern conferenceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premier league.

Newcastle 2nds Leeds Met 2nds

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The second team opened the season away to York at world renowned Fulford GC last week with a convincing 4-2 win. This week saw WKHP WDNH RQ DQ H[SHULHQFHG /HHGV Met team.

Great Wins for Old boys Stevenson (4&3) and Downham (3&2) and new boy Peter Sym (2&1) showed that WKH\ FDQQRW EH H[FOXGHG IURP VW team selection, with all three players coming in under par.

Unfortunately, defeats for Wilkinson, Mcavoy and Darragh meant the points were shared at three a piece to leave Newcastle second in Northern Conference division two.

1H[W ZHHN VHHV WKH VWV IDFH D tough game at 2nd place Leeds Met, with the team trying to build up as big a lead as possible at the top of Northern Conference 1

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Fairies edge Close House thriller Intra Mural Rugby Union

Engines Southern Fairies

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Flying high: Southern Fairies come out on top in an entertaining game at Close House

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Elementary for Watson as Crayola win Intra Mural Football Division Two

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Crayola hit a third moments later.

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Hurricanes feel the force of Dyslexic Intra Mural Football Division One

Hurricanes Dyslexic Untied

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Dan Robinson at Close House Dyslexic maintained their 100% record on Wednesday with a 3-1 victory in a tightly-fought contest at Close House.

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Royals humbled Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lacrosse

Newcastle 1sts Birmingham 1sts

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Pressure piles on Barca Intra Mural Football Division One

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Cochrane rout: Newcastle could not contain a strong Birmingham side

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BUCS RESULTS Badminton: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 2 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 Birmingham 1sts, Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2nds 0 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 Hull 1sts; Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 6 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Bangor 1sts Basketball: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 55 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 51 Manchester Met 1sts, Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2nds 37 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 84 Sunderland 1sts, Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 3rds 66 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 44 Sunderland 2nds Fencing: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 106 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 127 Lancaster 1sts; Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 89 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Edinburgh 1sts Football: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 1 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 0 Leeds Met UGV 0HQÂśV QGV Âą 6KHIÂżHOG WKV Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 3rds 3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Durham 1sts Golf: 1sts 4 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Central Lancashire 2nds, 2nds 3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3 Leeds Met 2nds Hockey: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 2 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1 Liverpool VWV 0HQÂśV QGV Âą 6KHIÂżHOG Hallam 2nds, Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 3rds 4 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1 Leeds Met 3rds, Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 4ths 3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4 Hull 1sts; Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Leeds 1sts, :RPHQÂśV QGV Âą 6KHIÂżHOG WKV Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 3rds 6 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1 Sunderland 1sts, Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 4ths 1 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3 Northumbria 3rds Lacrosse: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 Leeds 1sts; Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 1 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 19 Birmingham 1sts, Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2nds 12 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5 Durham 3rds Netball: 1sts 23 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 50 Leeds Met 1sts, 2nds 26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 35 Durham 2nds, 3rds 79 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 York St John 5ths, 4ths 54 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 York St John 4ths.

Rugby Union: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2nds 5 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 29 Birmingham 1sts, Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 3rds 32 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5 Hull QGV :RPHQÂśV VWV Âą 6KHIÂżHOG Hallam 1sts Rugby League: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 20 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 20 Leeds Met 2nds Squash: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 3 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Durham 1sts, 0HQÂśV UGV Âą +XGGHUVÂżHOG VWV :RPHQÂśV VWV Âą 6KHIÂżHOG VWV Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2nds 0 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4 Manchester 1sts Table Tennis: Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 0 Sunderland 1sts, Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1sts 8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Manchester 1sts.

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Coyle springs to secure cup win Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Football

Newcastle 1sts Leeds Met 3rds

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Jamie Gavin Sports Editor at Cochrane Park Newcastle captain George Coyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 65th minute winner was enough to propel the Royals into the next round of the BUCS cup at the expense of Leeds Met. In a game which should have been a more clear-cut victory for the home side, Coyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s superb goal capped a great all-round performance from the skipper and his side.

Missed chances were again a running theme of the match, and whilst the hosts were able to carve many openings, their touch in front of goal eluded them at times, and this PHDQW D QHUY\ Ă&#x20AC;QDO WHQ PLQXWHV LQ which Leeds Met could well have extended the tie into extra time.

But Coyle â&#x20AC;&#x201C; fast becoming Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s talisman â&#x20AC;&#x201C; was simply magQLĂ&#x20AC;FHQW +H ZDV D FRQVWDQW WKRUQ LQ the side of the visitors, never too far from the action.

On the ball he sprayed passes left and right, and off it, his tough tackling, tenacity and drive shone through on a grey day at Cochrane Park.

7KLV ZDV SHUVRQLĂ&#x20AC;HG LQ KLV JRDO which began when he received the ball just to the right of the centre circle. After beating his man he delivered the ball with the outside of his boot all of 40 yards into the patch of winger Ben Burt on the left. %XUW VWROH GRZQ WKH Ă DQN LQ GULYing fashion, before looking up and delivering an inch-perfect cross onto

the Royalsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; captainsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; head.

Coyle had continued his run round the back of the defence, and barely needed to jump as he met the ball to send a powerful, perfectly placed header into the roof of the net from ten yards. +LV FHOHEUDWLRQ VDLG LW DOO D SDVVLRQDWH Ă&#x20AC;VW SXPS EHIRUH EHLQJ KLV mobbed by his team-mates, sending Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s faithless into raptures close by.

The goal had been a long time coming. The Royals dominated the Ă&#x20AC;UVW KDOI DQG ZHUH XQOXFN\ QRW WR EH ahead before the break.

Winger Will Deledicq was back LQ Ă&#x20AC;UVW WHDP DFWLRQ DQG KH H[FHOOHG LQ KLV UROH RQ WKH ULJKW +LV WULFNHU\ was a persistent threat for the Royals and he created the best of Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chances in the opening period. +H FXW LQVLGH IURP WKH ULJKW MXVW after the 20 minute mark, before beating two men and slipping the ball into the path of striker James Swainston.

Swainston out-foxed his marker with a diagonal run before unleashing a crushing drive that was cruelly GHĂ HFWHG RQ WR WKH FURVVEDU Fellow striker Ed Tizzard also came FORVH RQ WZR Ă&#x20AC;UVW KDOI RFFDVLRQV $ free-header from a cross from the right was directed straight at the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;keeper and â&#x20AC;&#x201C; right on half time - a Coyle corner fell at his feet, but he blazed over from close range.

But Tizard was not to be put off, and he remained at the heart of the play as the Royals continued to threaten in the second half, where they once again seized the initiative.

A sweeping move after the break saw Tizard feed Swainston, who turned and played the ball into the SDWK RI VXEVWLWXWH 0DUWLQ +LOO RQ WKH

right. +LV Ă&#x20AC;UVW WLPH FURVV ZDV PHW E\ the advancing Swainston, but he was foiled this time by the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;keeper, who made a superb stop from pointblank range.

Then it came. Coyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s magic moment that proved to be the difference between the sides.

And even after the goal they were dominant. While Leeds searched for an equaliser, the home side were able to expose them at the back.

Tizard was guilty of missing a oneon-one after the 70 minute mark, when the Leeds Met â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;keeper pulled RII D Ă&#x20AC;QH VWRS DIWHU 6ZDLQVWRQ KDG put him in the clear.

And from the resulting corner, substitute Adam Gamble had a glorious chance to extend Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lead, only to send his shot straight at the keeper from eight yards.

An impressive Leeds Met side nearly made them pay, and although Newcastle prevented them from playing for the majority of the game, the away side will rue two golden opportunities they had to level the game in the closing stages.

On 79 minutes a Leeds Met striker evaded two challenges in the box, and he stole a yard before â&#x20AC;&#x201C; with only â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;keeper Andy Kilshaw to beat â&#x20AC;&#x201C; sending his shot on to the under side of the crossbar.

Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hearts momentarily stopped before the ball was cleared after what was quite simply a letoff.

And in stoppage time the same striker found himself in the clear after a desperate long ball forward ZDV Ă LFNHG RQ E\ KLV VWULNH SDUWQHU But as he attempted to round the keeper, a brave Kilshaw dived at his feet, and he gathered the ball â&#x20AC;&#x201C; much to the Royals relief.

Captain Coyle: the Royals skipper was inspirational in Wednesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cup clash at Cochrane Park

Yarrow solo strike earns Royals hard fought win over Liverpool Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hockey

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Charley Wright at Longbenton A surprisingly humid day at the Stan Calvert Memorial Pitch, Longbenton, saw a strong Newcastle side overcome a Liverpool team who showed some resilience in taking the Royals to the wire.

Newcastle controlled the game IURP WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW ZKLVWOH NHHSLQJ WKH EDOO ZHOO DQG Ă&#x20AC;QGLQJ EOXH VWLFNV ZLWK their passes. Up front the forwards pressed well, forcing the away side into many silly mistakes. +RZHYHU D ODSVH LQ FRQFHQWUDWLRQ IURP WKH PLGĂ&#x20AC;HOG XQLW DQG FHQWUH backs provided a Liverpool forward with an opportunity to take on â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;keeper Ed Cracknell one-on-one.

Unfortunately for the away side, their forward forgot to take the ball with him, allowing Matthew McErlane to clear to safety.

Knowing these lapses of concentration have cost them in the past,

the Royals got their heads down in DQ DWWHPSW WR Ă&#x20AC;QG WKH RSHQHU The chance came 20 minutes into WKH KDOI ZKHQ D Ă RZLQJ RQH WZR passing move between John Colville and Charley Wright down the right ZLQJ VDZ &ROYLOOH Ă&#x20AC;QG D IRRW LQ WKH â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; for a Penalty corner.

The well-drilled routine was performed to perfection, with the ball moving right before being slapped E\ *HRUJH +HDWRQ 5HQVKDZ EDFN across goal to Patrick Ost, who touched it safely in at the back post.

7KH 5R\DOV FRQWLQXHG WR Ă&#x20AC;QG VSDFH down the right wing for the rest of WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW SHULRG EXW RQFH DJDLQ D ODFN RI FOLQLFDO Ă&#x20AC;QLVKLQJ OHIW WKHP going into the break only one goal to the good. $IWHU WKH Ă&#x20AC;YH PLQXWH UHVW ERWK teams looked ready to resume battle, with Newcastle knowing that a one goal margin was not good enough against a much weaker opposition.

Frustratingly for the Royals, their passing game had fallen to pieces VLQFH WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW KDOI DQG WKLV SURYLGed Liverpool with a lot of the ball early in the second period. But for the strong defensive partnership of

McErlane and Colville, the away side could have nicked an equaliser. +RZHYHU WKH FHQWUH EDFNV FRXOG only do so much and when a rash and unnecessary challenge from Ollie Fraser in his own 23 metre area brought about a Liverpool penalty corner the defence were beaten with an overload, Liverpool making it one goal each.

But for the second week in a row, the Newcastle side showed encouraging resistance, attacking the away sideâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goal with chance after chance.

The forwards could do everything but put the ball in the back of the QHW PDNLQJ JRRG UXQV DQG Ă&#x20AC;QGLQJ solid passes but getting no results.

Then up stepped John Yarrow IURP ULJKW PLGĂ&#x20AC;HOG WR VKRZ WKH forwards how itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s done, producing a burst of pace to beat his marker before placing his shot perfectly into the bottom left hand corner, making it 2-1 to the home side.

The score remained the same for the last ten minutes, and the result signals a much needed win ahead RI WKLV ZHHN¡V Ă&#x20AC;[WXUH DJDLQVW /HHGV Met.

Newcastle run riot as Hallam hammered Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rugby

6KHIĂ&#x20AC;HOG +DOODP VWV 0 Newcastle 1sts 25 Fran Infante at Abbeydale Park Newcastle made a decisive start to their BUCS season with a hard IRXJKW WULXPSK RYHU ULYDOV 6KHIĂ&#x20AC;HOG +DOODP The Royals dominated possession from the kick off, camping out on the oppositionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 22 for the majorLW\ RI WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW KDOI XQWLO SHUVLVWHQW pressure from the forwards put elite athlete Araba Chintoh over the line to start Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s steady roll towards victory.

After a succession of strong scrums E\ 1HZFDVWOH +DOODP ZDV RQFH DJDLQ EDFN IRRWHG ZKHQ Ă DQNHU 6Rphie Rogers picked the ball up out of a ruck and, with the support of vice captain Ellie Robinson, stormed 40 yards down the pitch to score her Ă&#x20AC;UVW WU\ RI WKH VHDVRQ Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s strong pack continued to prove themselves too much for WKHLU LQH[SHULHQFHG +DOODP FRXQ-

terparts. The combination of strong hooking and superb cover tackles from freshers Georgina â&#x20AC;&#x153;Welbeckâ&#x20AC;?

0DQJDQ DQG 6RSKLH ´+RQJ .RQJ¾ Raine provided the team plenty more opportunities to score.

These opportunities proved too good to be squandered by Chintoh, as she snatched the ball single handed from the back of the scrum to mark up her second try in forty minutes, right in the centre of the posts.

The second half effort proved to be just as resolute, with a triumphant try from Fran Infante following a FHQWUH VZLWFK IURP FDSWDLQ +DQnah Bassirat that put her team mate crashing through the defence.

9LFWRU\ ZDV VHDOHG ZLWK WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW and only fresher try of the match.

Winger Sophie Bale took the ball at pace from an improvised back line of second rows and props to propel herself across the line to the elation of her team.

With one win under their belt, the stage has been set for this year to be the one in which the womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rugby club can achieve the much yearned for promotion that has eluded them in previous years.

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Thirds crush York but top two teams defeated Netball Round-up Kathryn Jones Netball correspondant With the second, third and fourth WHDP LQ FXS DFWLRQ DQG WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVWV away at Premiership title contenders Leeds Met, it was an important week for Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s netball club.

And although the 1sts and 2nds suffered at the hands of strong opposition, the 2nds and 3rds cruised through to the next round of the BUCS Cup.

Leeds Met 1sts Newcastle 1sts

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Tutu brace keeps Newcastle top after narrow victory over Leeds Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hockey

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Katherine Bannon at Longbenton Newcastle retained their undefeated run in the BUCS league this Wednesday with a superb 3-2 victory at Longbenton, over Leeds University, one of their strongest opponents so far.

A promising warm up gave NewFDVWOH WKH FRQĂ&#x20AC;GHQFH WKH\ QHHGHG WR start the game at a good pace.

However, this did not deter the Leeds side who had a run of good attacking play, but were held at bay by impenetrable defending from the home side.

Though the Royals did have spells of strong movement going forward, Leeds were rewarded for their efIRUWV ZLWK DQ XQVWRSSDEOH GHĂ HFWLRQ 15 minutes in.

Newcastle, however, were not disKHDUWHQHG DQG FRQĂ&#x20AC;GHQW SOD\ IURP Grace Carter up the right wing allowed Amy Askew to clear several

defenders before putting Newcastle back in the game with an effortless shot from a low angle.

Both teams fought hard to keep the score-line level for half-time, though by now the home team had sussed their structure and they regained the majority of the possession.

Two goals from Tutu Osifodunrin and one from Amy Askew saw the 5R\DOV FRQWLQXH WKHLU ÂżQH early season form

After a few words from â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Playa Centralâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; at the break Newcastle continued to stay on form, and despite distractions from an overenthusiastic away coach they soon gained a penalty corner which was not converted.

Continued hard work and solid defending set-up a well picked, 50 yard pass by captain Sophie Avent, which gave Tutu Osifodunrin acres of time and space to slip the ball past

the Leeds keeper.

Despite Leeds not having much possession of the ball, they gained a lucky break and scored a questionable goal from the top of the D. Recently Newcastle have failed to push on for the victory, but they held tight and played the simple hockey well, and began to distribute the ball wider across the pitch, something which was lacking in previous games.

This allowed spaces to open up and thanks to great lead runs from the forwards, Tutu again capitalised on a one on one with the keeper.

Half court press was called in an attempt to retain the lead and run down the clock, but the away team managed to gain a short corner minutes from full time.

However, the well drilled corner was expertly saved by Katie Leitch, DQG KHU FRQĂ&#x20AC;GHQFH ERRVWLQJ PDVN on the line.

This win now means Newcastle retain their top of the league position, putting the team in good stead ahead of their game with Liverpool next week.

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After last weeks tough one goal deIHDW DW WKH 3RO\ WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVWV NQHZ WKDW they were in for another gruelling hour of netball as they travelled down the A1 to face opponents Leeds Met. The girls arrived and each player was determined to put up a good Ă&#x20AC;JKW DJDLQVW DQRWKHU RI WKH 3UHPLHUshipâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s top contenders.

With a depleted squad, Fiona Brunt of the seconds stepped up to WUDYHO ZLWK WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVWV DV D VXEVWLWXWH and Harriet Needham played out of position at wing defence.

This didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t phase her and she became an integral part of the brilliant defending trio, who persevered throughout the game, succeeding to reduce the number of goals scored by the giantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s that were the Met each quarter.

In the most physical game by far, 1HZFDVWOH¡V VXSHULRU Ă&#x20AC;WQHVV DOORZHG them to carry on battling.

Captain Roanne Minshull kept her head against a physical GK, while nifty goal attack Kathryn Hurrell did well to stand her ground, getting boshed by all.

Player of the match, Katie Coates, gave back whatever she got, offering and driving for every ball, feeding many accurate balls into the shooting circle.

Despite their drive and determination, the girls lost 50-23.

After the initial disappointment, the girls realised what a positive experience it had been and came away from the game really itching to face Met again with a home crowd behind them.

Durham 2nds Newcastle 2nds

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After an excellent start in the league this year, the netball seconds had drawn a stinker in the cup.

Sitting a league above the Newcastle girls, and with home advanWDJH 'XUKDP ZHUH WR EH WRXJK Ă&#x20AC;UVW round opponents, but the Royals were up for it.

Having played, and beaten, this very team in pre-season, the girls had an idea of what they were up against, or so they thought.

However, Durham exploded out IURP WKH YHU\ Ă&#x20AC;UVW ZKLVWOH REYLously eager to avenge the defeat in the friendly and prove themselves as the superior team.

This seemed to throw the away team and Newcastle got off to a very shaky start. Dropped balls, wayward passing, where was the stunning netball of the previous week?

After a shocking start, each quarter saw an improvement. More communication, more accurate passing and the only thing that seemed to be missing was a belief that this game

could be pulled back. $ VXEVWLWXWLRQ LQ WKH Ă&#x20AC;QDO TXDUWHU saw GS Ellie Hatt move out of her comfort zone to wing defence, and /DXUD :LOVRQ Ă&#x20AC;OO KHU VKRHV It was a rare appearance at an away match for Miss Hatt but with half-term here she was able to play with her team rather than her students, and do herself proud.

7KH Ă&#x20AC;QDO TXDUWHU ZDV E\ IDU WKH best quarter and the Newcastle girls pulled it back to less than goals in it, Laura Wilson putting on a wonderful display, earning herself player of the match in just one quarter.

With umpiring that was worthy of a school match and dirty, physical defence, the girls came away frustrated and losing 26-35, and they are now left to focus on the league.

Newcastle 3rds York St. John 5ths

79 2

Unlike the tough draw of the seconds, the thirds had drawn a home JDPH DJDLQVW <RUN 6W -RKQ¡V Ă&#x20AC;IWK WHDP ² WKHLU Ă&#x20AC;UVW WHDP EHLQJ D GLYLsion below the thirds.

With this in mind, the Newcastle girls had no idea what to expect.

Their opposition arrived in misPDWFKHG RXWĂ&#x20AC;WV DQG ZHUH GLUHFWHG to the changing rooms to get into kit. They were already ready.

This laid out a picture for the rest of the match. A lack of kit, a lack of FRQĂ&#x20AC;GHQFH D ODFN RI VKRRWHUV DQG evidently a lack of netball skill.

7KH 1HZFDVWOH JLUOV Ă HZ DZD\ ZLWK WKH JDPH ZLWKLQ WKH Ă&#x20AC;UVW TXDUter, each quarter the lead growing and growing.

Great shooting, notably from Miranda Applegate, and centre court play saw the girls score more than a goal a minute and the defence become very bored.

Rebecca Meldrum at centre was given player of the match but all of the girls played well, as keeping motivation in a game that was basically a walk in the park was very GLIĂ&#x20AC;FXOW 7KH Ă&#x20AC;QDO VFRUH ZDV ² ZLWK WKH only disappointment being the goals they conceded.

They will now look to the next round where they will hope for more of a game.

Newcastle 4ths York St. John 4ths

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The fourth team also drew an easy Ă&#x20AC;UVW URXQG JDPH SOD\LQJ WKH <RUN St.John fourth team.

But, as the day drew nearer the squad got more and more depleted through illness and injury and, as the game was upon them, the IRXUWKV KDG RQO\ SOD\HUV IRU WKH whole game. This meant no substitutions.

Little did they know that this wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be a problem. Like their Ă&#x20AC;IWK WHDP <RUN 6W -RKQ IRXUWKV were easily crushed by the Newcastle girls who got off to a great start, leading at half time by 28 goals to 3.

The girls all played well, especially player of the match Anna Rosenberg, but tiredness was evident towards the end of the game.

Not to worry, the girls were still able to score 14 goals to St.Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2 LQ WKH Ă&#x20AC;QDO TXDUWHU EULQJLQJ WKHP out on top with a score of 54-8.

Good work girls, round two here we come.

THE COURIER Monday 2 November 2009

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Breakaway try seals thrilling draw for NURL > Sport, page 39 Sports Editors: Paul Christian, Jamie Gavin and Tom James - courier.sport@ncl.ac.uk

Taylor made strike sends Newcastle to famous cup triumph Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Football

Newcastle 3rds Durham 1sts

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him deliver the ball into the box, but 6PLWK¡V VKRW PLVVHG WKH WDUJHW The Royals went into half time in the lead and an upset was on the FDUGV However, Durham came out the stronger of the teams in the second half and had a corner well cleared before Okonkwo dived in and PLVVHG KLV WDFNOH DOORZLQJ WKH 'XU KDP VWULNHU WR VKRRW EXW IRUWXQDWH ly for the home side, the shot was off WDUJHW :LWK MXVW RYHU KDOI DQ KRXU UH maining, Newcastle doubled their OHDG DQG 6PLWK JUDEEHG KLV VHFRQG RI WKH GD\ Winger Tom Smith bagged a brace in the third teamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s superb 3-2 win over Durham

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ner as a Durham player rose well to FRQYHUW IURP VL[ \DUGV And the comeback was complete minutes later as sub â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;keeper Weston Murau could only palm a shot into the path of the Durham striker, who WDSSHG LQ Newcastle were now hanging on and were perhaps fortunate not to go behind as Durham had the ball in the back of the net again only for the referee to rule the goal out for a IRXO RQ 0XUDX After this let off, Newcastle were WKHQ JLYHQ DQ HDUO\ &KULVWPDV present by the Durham defence as a WDPH EDFN SDVV VDZ WKH ÂśNHHSHU KHVL tate, allowing Taylor to ghost in and FDOPO\ Ă&#x20AC; QLVK VHQGLQJ WKH ZDWFKLQJ masses into a state of euphoria and HYRNLQJ PHPRULHV RI +HUHIRUG EHDW LQJ 1HZFDVWOH LQ WKH )$ &XS The Royals held on for the win which maintains their unbeaten VWDUW WR WKH VHDVRQ DV ZHOO DV VHFXU LQJ D SODFH LQ WKH VHFRQG URXQG Matt Gouland was ecstatic at the Ă&#x20AC; QDO ZKLVWOH ´7KLV LV VXFK D ELJ UH VXOW IRU XV :H ZHUHQ¡W SKDVHG WR EH SOD\LQJ 'XUKDP¡V Ă&#x20AC; UVW VWULQJ ZH just got on with it and played our IRRWEDOO ´, WKRXJKW WKH Ă&#x20AC; UVW KDOI ZH GH VHUYHG WR EH LQ IURQW 6HFRQG KDOI ZH got the early goal and then sat back D OLWWOH DQG WKDW HYHQWXDOO\ FRVW XV but to get the winner at the end was VXSHUE ´7RP 6PLWK GLGQ¡W VWRS UXQQLQJ the whole game and he took his JRDOV ZHOO >$UWKXU@ 2NRQNZR ZDV so important for us at the back too; time and time again he shut them RXW ´7KH FKDUDFWHU RI WKH VTXDG UHDOO\ showed through â&#x20AC;&#x201C; our attitude has been fantastic all season and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ZRQ HYHU\ JDPH VR IDU ´:H¡YH ORVW SOD\HUV ZKR¡YH PRYHG XS WR KLJKHU VTXDGV EXW ZH¡UH VWLOO going into every game believing we FDQ JHW WKH ZLQ Âľ Letting Rip: James Ripley surges forward in Newcastleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cup game with Durham

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