HORRORSCOPES! Seth Barnes is back and better than ever. This week he ponders the orb to find tales of floating cubes and spaghetti
Pisces
WAAPA rat will approach you this week with good news. He may be damp from the sewers, but he’s trustworthy.
Aquarius Teeth?
6 Dircksey October 2022
Cancer
Sagittarius
Aries
Scorpio
The neighbourhood cumquat tree will bring great blessings. Sniff the sweet air and take a nibble.
The floating cube in the sky invites you to wail in harmony with its brethren. “ A H H H H H H H H H ”, they say.
Beware of the dusty jelly cup. Blue and enticing, but well past its expiration date.
You may say to yourself, “I will NOT get inked on again”, and promptly get inked on, but that’s SHOW BUSINESS, BAYBEE!