The Brockenhurst Guide - January 2012

January 2012

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Five Generations Of Using Their Loaf The Jose family have been master bakers since the 1890s and here in the New Forest area since 1905.

At The Bakehouse, we hand make our white bread with sour doughs which have been matured for 30 hours, providing a wonderful flavour and long lasting freshness with no additives.

To complete the process, the breads are then baked in authentic stone ovens for their traditional taste.

And if the thought of these hand made breads and pastries are making your mouth water, then why not drop in to The Bakehouse today for a made to order mid-morning or lunchtime treat?

Fresh breads and baguettes baked on the premises can be filled with all manner of wonderful fillings ranging from simple salads to fresh hog roast and apple sauce or prawn and avocado to create the sandwich of your dreams!

CALL IN or PHONE YOUR ORDERS

TEL: 01590 622155

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Happy New Year Brockenhurst!

We hade a great Christmas with my Mum and Dad here, having travelled from Hull in the North.

Hayden had his first early Christmas, coming into our room at a wonderful 4:15am... Oh dear... He said something very funny just before Christmas, ”You know Mummy some people think that Santa is their PARENTS! I know it is definitely NOT you two… because you like…” and then he started snoring! With a wry smile I politely agreed that I liked my sleep… I guess we cannot travel the planet as we are too lazy! I am sure you have stories yourselves of similar comments. Please do send some in and we can publish them to make us all smile. There is a little joke about Santa inside… the ladies will find it funny, and the men may smile too!

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The Brockenhurst Guide has had a very good year.

Stephen and I would like to thank you for your support, especially that given to all of our advertisers. Many of our clients inside have also had a good year and this is very often down to the calls they get from you. A big “Thankyou” from the advertisers too! Again this month we have lots of ‘old’ and ‘new’ businesses. One new business is the chimney sweep - I like new categories. Please do give him or any of our advertisers a call and get them to help you in the house,, or go out and treat yourself to their services. It is a win win situation.

They are here for you.

Stephen and I wish you All the Very Best for 2012.

Let’s make this a really good one!

Warm Regards,

Debbie Useful Numbers

Brockenhurst Police Southern Electricity Transco Gas Emergency Southampton Gen. Hosp.

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Train Enquires First Bus Company Wessex Water Lymington Library

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With the party season in full swing slimmer’s from Lyndhurst are ready to celebrate in style after losing over 600lbs – that’s 42 stones between them since Slimming World opened a group in the village community centre in September 2011.

Optimising plan is so simple to follow and so flexible it will easily fit around work and family. Food Optimising means you can eat unlimited amounts of healthy and filling foods every single day and still enjoy your favourite treats such as chocolate, wine and cakes.”

Consultant Sarah, who runs the group, says “As we go into the New Year lots of people will be wanting to lose weight to look and feel their best in 2012 and it’s r eally im por t ant t o choose a slimming plan that works and fits in with your life. With Slimming World you don’t follow a diet, our Food

If anyone is resolved to lose weight in 2012 and wants some support then pop along to the Lyndhurst Slimming World group, which runs every Monday at 7.30pm in the Community Centre in the Main Car Park, off the High Street, or for more information call Sarah on 07803 179 710.

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The Master Builder’s Hotel Appoints New General Manager The Master Builder’s Hotel, in Bucklers Hard on The Beaulieu Estate, is delighted to announce the appointment of Damir Terzic to be their General Manager. Educated in the UK, he has achieved several university degrees including an MA in International Tourism Management at Brighton University, BA Honours in Hospitality Management at Bournemouth University and the AHMA Hotel Management Diploma (with excellence) in San Diego California at the Travel University International.

Damir comes with an enormous amount of knowledge and experience of the hotel industry with an enviable track record of working in top hotels all over the world. These include The Marriot Hotel Group, General Manager of three of the Brown Hotels and Resorts in Stuttgart Germany and in the UK, The Harbour Heights Hotel in Poole and the Kings Hotel in Christchurch.

Damir said “I am absolutely delighted to be appointed General Manager of this great hotel. With 27 bedrooms this Hotel has a stunning location, quirky comfortable luxury, great staff and a wonderful ambience. I feel very privileged to be here and look forward to welcoming everyone to the Hotel.”

Christoph Brooke, Managing Director of Hillbrooke Hotels, commented “We're very pleased to welcome Damir as our new General Manager here at The Master Builders. He brings a wealth of experience with him and has already brought some excellent fresh ideas to the hotel which is great news for us and for our visitors and friends.”

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Specialist Physiotherapist Specialist in mobility and neurological problems (Muscular/joint problems, stroke, multiple sclerosis and Parkinson’s) Home Visits or Clinic Consultations Available Based in Sway

Rakhee Jethwa, MCSP

T: 07970 469595 rakheejethwa@hotmail.com

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Festive Humour 10 Reasons why we know Santa is a man 1.

No dress sense

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Never replies to your letters

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The chances of getting what you asked for are nil

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Beer belly

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Will only commit to one day a year

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Obsessed with stockings

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He never stops to ask for directions

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Too lazy to shave

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He always wears the same clothes

10. Only willing to do a job where people leave booze and food out for him‌ and he doesn’t wash the plate up afterwards!

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Your Best Friend’s Best Friend!

Dog Walking Dog training & Behaviour

Cat & Small animal feeding Free delivery service

Puppy Classes

Nutrition advice

Puppy Visits

Fully insured/DEFRA Registered

Pet and House Sitting

Phone: 07815 867538 www.pet-services-newforest.co.uk

Lounge around in comfort in 2012!!

Make tax simple - a low-cost tax and accounts service from the convenience of your own home.

Over 25 years experience in taxation.

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Annual tax return Capital gains tax Self employed accounts Inheritance tax review Property letting accounts Eve / Sat appointments

Richard Hicken, ATT

01425 627481 07970 558785

Byron Corner sofa’s £295!

Plus FREE DELIVERY!

3 & 2 Seater for £325!!

Plus FREE DELIVERY! Colours: Brown & Natural and Black & Slate

New Year… New sofa!!

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If you would like to email me:

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Maybe you should go All in too?

“Firstly, let me say how pleased I am with the building work you did for me. Absolutely worth the money.

The internal door has come out better than I could have hoped for and really transforms my little house, giving total access to all the ground floor.”

C.D.

• Kitchens • Bathrooms • Bedrooms • Windows • Painting & Decorating

Call Ian on T: 01590 623382

M: 07973 168342

www.allinproperties.co.uk

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OLIVER CHIMNEY SWEEP Clean, professional, tidy and reliable chimney sweeps. Offering a wide range of services. Members of the Guild of Master Sweeps.

Also available for traditional good luck appearances at weddings!

0800 013 3323 / 07889 488010 info@oliver-chimney-sweeps.co.uk www.oliver-chimney-sweeps.co.uk

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Bracken Accounting Services Accuracy Confidentiality Speed Customer Focus We specialise in supporting sole traders and small businesses with their bookkeeping, accounts, VAT and tax. Our satisfaction comes from seeing your business grow. Very cost effective charges and a truly local service.

Call Nigel Deacon FCIS on 01590 623114 or Email: brackenacc@hotmail.co.uk

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IS IT TIME TO SELL?

STAMPS WANTED LOTS, COLLECTIONS, ACCUMULATIONS, OLD ENVELOPES POSTCARDS, ENGLISH & WORLDWIDE, VICTORIAN SCRAP BOOKS, ALSO COINS/MEDALS, CIGARETTE CARDS

Free Valuation and offer without Obligation Top prices paid with immediate settlement by cash or cheque Make an appointment now Generous introductory commissions paid - Home visits can be arranged.

WE ALSO SELL - Ask for 144 page Price List of G.B. stamps

Contact: Allan Grant, RUSHSTAMPS, P. O. Box One, LYNDHURST SO43 7PP Telephone: (023) 8028 2044, FAX: (023) 8028 2981 Email: enquiries@rushstamps.co.uk Member of the Philatelic Traders’ Society (London) 50 YEARS OF TRADING AT YOUR SERVICE

MCVAY ELECTRICAL SERVICES Domestic & Commercial Part P Approved Contractors All works undertaken from an extra socket to a full design and installation New installations Re-wiring/ upgrades

Testing services, including: Condition Reports Landlord Certificates PAT testing

Please call Jim on

07970 686362 01425 402288

Increasing HMRC Investigations HMRC are increasingly focusing their resources on investigating business records, with the objective of recovering as much tax as possible, be it Income Tax, Corporation Tax, VAT, PAYE or National Insurance.

With the increased level of penalties likely to be imposed, it is now more important than ever that accurate accounts are prepared and proper records maintained.

Take the worry out of your tax affairs by engaging a qualified and experienced AIMS accountant.

And remember, your 2010-11 Self Assessment return must be filed electronically and payment received before midnight on 31st January 2012.

You will be charged a penalty if the return is late, even if no tax is due.

Act now – for a prompt no obligation free consultation from your local AIMS Accountant. www.aims.co.uk

info@mcvayelectrical.co.uk

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Dorset Denture Clinic Creating Natural Smiles • • • • • •

New dentures Relines Home visits Denture repairs Free parking Affordable prices

Dentures created within the clinic, offering

THE MOST COST EFFECTIVE SERVICE FOR DENTURE WEARERS FREE CONSULTATIONS ~ FREE DENTURE CHECK

01425 272380 415c Lymington Road, Highcliffe, Dorset, BH23 5EN

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Servicing Installation & Repair Professional Reliable Winte r LPG Gas Approved BoSpecial Offer iler Se rvice £ Friendly Service 25 Free Estimates *wall hung only, pr & room se ale ices su bject tod boilers VAT

Call Geoff

Home: 01425 654803 Mobile: 07789 163953 All Major Debit & Credit Cards Accepted

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Mike Kinna Lyndhurst • Gas Boiler Servicing and same day repairs • Full central heating system up-grades • Gas Appliance installations and repairs • Bathroom/shower installations including tiling • Landlord Safety Checks • LPG

Building & Property Services No Project Too Small

Plumbing & Heating • Pumps & Power Showers

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Bathrooms - Kitchens Tiling - Laminate Floors Painting & Decorating - Doors Garden Maintenance & much more.

Free estimates and advice

We turn up when we say we will!

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Kevin Shaw and Associates Chartered Surveyors We are able to offer : Building Surveys RICS Homebuyer Reports Energy Performance Certificates Valuations Development Appraisals Dilapidations Leasehold Reform

We are a firm of independent Chartered Surveyors covering the New Forest and surrounding areas.

With local knowledge and expertise, we offer a professional service with a personal and friendly touch.

Tel: 01590 624880 Mob: 07877 868519 Web: www.shawsurveyors.co.uk

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January’s Gardening Tips From Paul Chatfield of Chatfield’s Garden & Property Services Fruit

Happy New Year!

Trees and Shrubs Trees and shrubs can still be planted, however be careful with the roots when moving and try not to disturb too much soil, also none frosty conditions.

Climbers and Wall-Plants In severe weather conditions some protection may be needed, cut back over crowding shoots and renew ties if necessary.

Roses Support roses over the winter to save from damage, leaves should be cleared up, healthy ones can be composted and diseased ones burnt.

Borders and Beds Preparation of beds should be done now for planting, if conditions are good.

Annual weeds can be buried beneath the surface, perennial weeds dug out & burnt.

Bulbs and Corms As the earliest bulbs come to the surface, the soil may benefit from a light fork over.

This is to break any hard capped soil to let air in.

Pruning and spraying are the main operations to be carried out now, this must be completed as soon as possible, weather permitting.

Vegetables Most important is to complete digging on vacant ground. Find out what manures etc. are needed for different crops.

Greenhouse and Frame Some propagation work can be done from cuttings as the varieties become available. Some tuberous varieties can be started in moist peat.

House Plants Flowering ones need all the light possible, keep them out of drafts. Don’t over water while growth is slow.

Chatfield’s Garden & Property Services North 2, Sway Storage & Workshops Barrows Lane, Sway, Lymington Hants, SO41 6DD

Tel: 01590 682828 Mobile: 07821 610923

Rock Gardens and Pools There is very little to be done except clearing and cleaning away of fallen leaves and debris which may spoil flowers & water purity.

Lawns Although it is advisable to stay off the lawns some work can be done during mild spells. Raking over worm casts and raking out moss, also remove last leaves.

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New Forest

Mobility Services • • • • • • •

Stairlifts Scooters Riser/Recliner Chairs Bathing Walking Aids Household/Kitchen Aids Wheelchairs

For all your mobility needs in and around the New Forest

T: 01590 682300 Unit 25, Gordleton Ind Est, Sway Rd, Lymington, Hants, SO41 8JD

www.newforestmobilityservices.com

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JACK AND THE BEANSTALK THE BOURNEMOUTH PAVILION PANTOMIME This year UK Productions brought you ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’, as the Bournemouth Pavilion Pantomime.

We were lucky enough to get to see a performance and also talk to those prize winners who won tickets and saw the show.

We followed the hilarious tale of the ups and downs of young Jack Trott played by Debra Stevenson (The Impressions Show & Coronation Street). Along with the other cast members, one of the highlights we all noticed was the quality of the singing.

Right from the start we were all in the panto spirit.

Especially when Jack’s less than bright brother Silly Billy played by CBeebies star and now Bournemouth panto favourite Chris Jarvis came along. The Good Fairy, Kate Weston from Wave 105, gave a great showing for local talent (together with her magical wave!) and Jack’s long-suffering mother Dame Trott was played absolutely hilariously by Nick Wilton who is better known as Mr Lister from EastEnders.

The villain of the piece was the evil giant’s nasty henchman Fleshcreep played by Brian Capron (Coronation Street’s bad boy Richard Hillman). No one had a problem in booing every time he appeared on stage!

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Add all of that to the plentiful audience participation, including the rendition of “Moo-moo land” for the family cow, Daisy, that Jack had to rescue from the Giant, and a great time was had by all.

According to our source at BH Live, tickets were bought in record numbers yet again, so let’s see what next year has to offer!

Thank you to all those who took the effort to contact us with their comments.

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Brockenhurst Community Groups and Information

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Poli]_ Surg_ri_s Our Police Surgeries are always the third Wednesday of the month at 11.30 am in the Parish Council office in Highwood Road.

"Come and talk to our PCSO, Andy Brown about issues that concern you"

New Forest Scottish Country Dancers Invite you to Our Fun & Friendly Classes for Beginners & Improvers At the Methodist Hall, Avenue Road, Brockenhurst, SO42 7RT Wednesday Evenings – term time from 14 September Beginners & Improvers 7.45 for 8.00 – 9.15pm More experienced dancers stay until 10.00 pm Class fee £3 per session Country Dancing is Excellent Aerobic Exercise Why Not Come Along & Give it a Try? It doesn’t matter if you… “have never done it before...”, “haven’t got a partner...”, “think you can’t dance...”, “have two left feet...”

We can change all that!!

Want to find out more?

Look on the www or call 07977 095357 Warning: Dancing is Fun and Seriously Healthy www.wessex-scd.org.uk/new-forest-SCD

BROCKENHURST VILLAGE HALL Private Car Park for 100 cars Disabled Access

Room Hire: For seminars, meetings, parties, dances, indoor markets, exhibitions, corporate training days, wedding receptions, etc.

• The Forest Hall (with stage) • Luxury Exhibition Room • Onyx Craft Room ; Oak Room • Rooms from £11.25 per hour • Servery and Kitchen for catering All Enquires - 01590 622580, Email trust@brockenhurstvillage.org.uk or visit www.brockenhurstvillage.org.uk

Hampshire Ornithology Society Whether you simply like garden birds, or you are a professional ornithologist, or maybe enjoy guided walks in Hampshire and beyond, then we would welcome you at Hampshire Ornithological Society. Our President is Chris Packham and we have a booming group of over 1500 individual or family members, supply a free colour book every year, 4 glossy magazines, a free Open Day with professional speakers, and a full events diary. All of this for £12 a year. We also have some of the best photographers in the UK: For further details see our website: www.hos.org.uk Ian Julian Editor of Kingfisher Magazine

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Brockenhurst Community Groups and Information

New Forest Organ Society Our concerts are monthly (usually 4th Tuesday in the month) and we have professional musicians who come from all over England to give concerts who all bring their own modern electronic organs and play a variety of music, big band, Latin, light classical etc. The Society has been giving concerts for 33 years and our audience is 180-200 each month so very popular.

Visitors are very welcome at £3.50 per concert but please phone either of the 2 contacts listed below to reserve tickets.

Telephone Number: 01590 644724 (Sandra) or 01202 473944 (Malcolm) Email address: sandra_ebbetts@hotmail.com Contact name: Sandra Ebbetts or Malcolm Stone Venue address: All Saints Church Hall, Greenbanks Close, Milford-on-Sea, SO41 0SQ

Junior and Youth Drama Groups Drama groups from age four upwards.

Days and times vary.

For further information contact Mrs Merilyn Kockott on 01590 623234

Highwood Bridge Club We are a small, friendly bridge club with about fifty members. We meet every week for a variety of cut in rubber, Chicago and partner afternoons.

Annual subscription is presently £15 with a £1.50 table fee (£2.50 for visitors).

If you would like to come along or get more information, contact one of the Club officers below.

Chairman: Peter Ball Brock (Tel: 01590 622691) Village Hall Treasurer: Barbara Ball Thursdays (Tel: 01590 622691) 1:45pm to Secretary: Anne Jenks 5pm (Tel: 01590 644316) (Email: anne.jenks@talktalk.net)

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We are a registered charity established in 1975 devoted to countryside and environmental education in all its varied forms. We have grown over the years in stature and scope to become an organisation running a residential centre, the Out of Town Centre, a field studies centre, the inspirational Treehouse Study Centre, a farm and educational garden and a broad community programme. Our particular emphasis is on children and those at a disadvantage within our society.

For more information call us or visit our website:

www.cet.org.uk

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Looking Backwards and Forwards A new month! A new year! – and as we begin the age-old sequence of months of the year again, we step into a name-tradition that goes back over two and a half thousand years!

And the names are fascinating.

Almost seven centuries before Christ, the very earliest Roman calendar had only ten months – and astonishingly they simply had a two-month namegap in the middle of winter. So to put things right, one of their ancient rulers, decided to add a couple of months – and he called them Januarius and Februarius.

January, as we call it, was named after the old god of doors and beginnings.

He had two faces: one looking forward and one looking backward.

February, however, comes from a word meaning ‘purify’, because this was when the Romans practised religious rites of purification.

However, even with these two new months, people still thought of the year beginning in March – and indeed we still do (almost) when we begin our financial year in April.

The months were still chaotic even centuries later, so Julius Caesar decided to tidy everything up and made a superbly rational system with the days of each month going alternately 31 and 30, even including February. In this system, in leap years, February had just 29.

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In Julius Caesar’s time, July was still called ‘Quintilis’ (the ‘fifth month’) and August was still called ‘Sextilis’ (the ‘sixth month’) – but such was Caesar’s reputation that ‘Quintilis’ was quickly re-named ‘Julius’ – which became our ‘July’.

Alas, Caesar’s neat system was to last only a very short time – because when his successor Augustus Caesar came along, he was so jealous of Julius that he arrogantly re-named ‘Sextilis’ after himself! Worse still, he insisted that ‘August’ – his month – should have 31 days, to equal that of July. Predictably, this threw the whole year into chaos again, and we’ve lived with it ever since! Poor February was robbed of its full quota!

In parts of northern Europe, untouched by Rome, the months had much more picturesque names. The old Saxons called January ‘Wulfmonath’ because this was when ravenous wolves would be likely to raid their villages. February was ‘Sprout-kale’, when cabbages would sprout. March was ‘Hlyd-monath’ because of its storms. April was ‘Eostur-monath’ after the goddess of fertility. May was ‘Thromilchi’, when cows could be milked three times a day. June was called ‘Litha’ (but nobody knows why!).

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Find us online at www.brockenhurstguide.co.uk Then came ‘Maed-monath’ (mead month) or July, when meadows were flourishing. August was either ‘Weodmonath’ (weed month) or ‘Sceremonath’ (the month for shearing sheep). ‘Harvest-monath’ speaks for itself. ‘Winterfylleth’, or the full moon, was October. ‘Blod-monath’ is perhaps the most interesting name, as being Blood Month, when the cattle were slaughtered for winter food. And finally, December, the month of Christmas, was called ‘Heligh-monath’, or Holy Month.

Personally, I much prefer these lovely old Saxon names, and only wish we could go back to them… but sadly,

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we’re stuck with the Latin words and those bickering old Romans….

(Incidentally, 2012 is a ‘Leap Year’ with an ‘intercalary day’. It ‘leaps’ because any anniversary after that date misses or ‘leaps over’ a day of the week!)

David Hilliam • • • • • • • •

David Hilliam is a local writer and lecturer, and is Secretary of the Southbourne Literary Society. His latest books, The Little Book of D o r s e t a n d T i g ’ s Bo y s , a r e available in all good bookshops.

EAR WAX A PROBLEM GET RID OF IT WITH PROFESSIONAL CLINICAL EAR CARE FROM

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PHONE 01202 488091 FOR AN APPOINTMENT Sculpture of the two faced god Janus, which can be found in the Vatican

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Accountants AIMS.................................................................. 15 Bracken Accounting Services ............................. 11 Simple Tax Solutions.......................................... 9 Articles Festive Humour: 10 reasons why we know........ 8 Fighting Gum Disease........................................ 12 Gardening Tips .................................................. 22 Looking Forwards & Backwards ........................ 28 Master Builder’s Appoints New GM .................. 6 Panto Review: Jack and the Beanstalk .............. 24 Bakeries Bakehouse......................................................... 3 Bathrooms All In Property Services...................................... 10 Builders Mike Kinna ........................................................ 20 Chimney Sweeps Oliver Chimney Sweep....................................... 11 Community News Brockenhurst Police Surgeries ........................... 26 Brockenhurst Village Hall .................................. 26 Countryside Education Trust ............................. 27 Junior & Youth Drama Group ............................ 27 Hampshire Ornithology Society ......................... 26 Highwood Bridge Club....................................... 27 New Forest Organ Society ................................. 27 New Forest Scottish Country Dancers................ 26 Truth About Drugs: Alcohol ............................... 16 Competitions Prize Wordsearch .............................................. 25 Computer Services K W Computers ................................................. 23 Dentists Merrygate Dental Practice ................................ 10 Solent House Dental Centre............................... 13 Denture Services Dorset Denture Clinic ........................................ 15 Electrical Appliances Hardys............................................................... 15 Electricians McVay Electrical................................................ 14 Reeves Electrical................................................ 10 Estate Agents Spencers of the New Forest............................... 32 Furniture Custom World ................................................... 17 Joe Knight.......................................................... 9 Funeral Directors R Hallum............................................................ 18

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Garage Doors Door Technique ................................................. 7 Garden Services Chatfield’s Garden Services ...............................23 Gifts New Forest Aromatics .......................................18 Health & Fitness Slimming World................................................. 5 Hearing Aids Kellear Hearing..................................................29 Home Care Blue Ribbon Care ............................................... 7 Hotels & Restaurants Sway Manor Hotel.............................................16 Insurance Age UK Bournemouth........................................ 2 Kitchens All In Property Services ......................................10 Granite Transformations ...................................19 Mobility Services New Forest Mobility Services.............................23 Opticians Specsavers.........................................................31 Pet Services K9 Capers .......................................................... 9 Physiotherapists Rakhee Jethwa Physiotherapy ........................... 7 Plumbers Dr Plumber ........................................................16 P. A. Blake .........................................................20 Property Maintenance All In Property Services ......................................10 Chatfield’s Property Maintenance .....................23 Mike Kenna .......................................................20 Rock Salt Supplies Dorset Soils & Aggregates ................................. 1 Sofas Joe Knight.......................................................... 9 Solicitors Senior Legal Services .........................................11 Stamps Rush Stamps......................................................14 Surveyors Kevin Shaw & Associates ...................................20 Toys The Purple Poppy...............................................21 Website Design New Forest Online ............................................. 7

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