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Introduction
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The Swanage
Dear Swanage, Studland, Worth Matravers, Langton Matravers and Ulwell!
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We certainly have had mixed weather recently! Did you get caught in any of the snow we had? It took us two hours, instead of twenty minutes, to get home one evening and how we got up that hill I do not know, but we did it. One friend of ours abandoned his car after 5 hours on a journey that should take 25 minutes and walked the rest of the way home! I am sure you have your own stories. Needless to say, we have all had enough of that now and are definitely looking forward to the sunshine, more than ever. Fingers crossed!
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Hopefully we have a ray of sunshine here in the magazine with lots of good news and articles for you to read. Nellie is back! She took us to a “Murder Mystery Dinner” which sounds rather sombre but was actually a whole lot of fun. I do hope you enjoy the story as much as we enjoyed the evening. Nellie highly recommends you try one. Graham’s contact details are included should you decide to give it a go.
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Community News
Self-publishing and what inspires me to write Having found our perfect holiday home in Swanage, The Jurassic Coast inspired me to write my fourth book. That was in 2015. ‘Old Harry Rock and Tales of the Jurassic Coast’ (for 7 to 11 year olds). The book features dinosaurs, the infamous Poole Pirate Harry Paye and sea rescues. Which has proved to be very popular and is now at 2nd edition. In writing this book, I had such wonderful help from such lovely people and organisations in Dorset. The Lookout at Peveril Point. The RLNI in Poole, and The Dinosaur Museum at Dorchester. The lovely children at Swanage Primary School had read my earlier manuscript and written their very own book reviews, which included illustrations, and their thoughts. Extremely impressed with the high standard of work produced, I had the children’s wonderful words placed on the back of the book. After all children are the best critics. I began writing for children in 2011 at the very young age of 58! My inspiration at that time came from a veteran oak tree ‘The Savernake Big Belly Oak’, over a thousand years old and still grows in the Savernake Forest. I enjoy writing about subjects that exists or have existed, incorporating fact and a little artistic licence to bring the subject or character to life. I decided to self-publish for a couple of reasons: - my subjects tend to be specific to a local area, many publishing companies generally are only looking at books that appeal to a larger audience. Having said that, I have been very lucky and really thrilled that my fifth book, ‘Stonehenge – Luke and the Bluestone’ is
now for sale at the English Heritage shop at Stonehenge. So, self-publishing for me has its advantages: - I have totally control, have lovely outlets in Wiltshire and Dorset, my own website, the use of Amazon and I visit schools and read to children. It is hard work, but so enjoyable and rewarding. If you are thinking of selfpublishing, I would say, do it. One major point I always like to make. There must be a gap in the market for your book, so do your homework. If I can help in anyway, am happy to discuss your book plans. Barbara Townsend Children’s Book Author Email: babstownsend@hotmail.com Current books: www.savernakepress.weebly.com The Savernake Big Belly Oak. (4 to 7 years). The Oaks of Savernake and the Legendary Ghosts. (7 to 11 years). Harriet (about a very brave honey bee). (7 to 11 years) Old Harry Rock and Tales of the Jurassic Coast. (7 to 11 years) (available from Swanage Book Shop) Stonehenge – Luke and the Bluestone. (8 to 12 years)
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Consumer Rights
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WALKER Do You Have the Energy?
Every time an energy company raises its prices, my phone doesn’t stop ringing! I tend to get the same questions from people, largely around why prices are rising when costs are going down (still no clear answers to that one!) But lately I’ve noticed that I’m being asked more about switching providers – and specifically, why more people aren’t doing this. Thought the number of people switching energy companies is increasing, the fact remains that millions of us aren’t budging. When I ask people why, the answer I get is usually “what’s the point, they’re all the same” – followed by “it’s far too complicated and I don’t have the time / energy”. I really understand this. The way energy costs are calculated is fiendishly complicated, so it’s really hard to know if you’re getting a good deal or not. But honestly, switching isn’t that hard as you think - and there’s loads of free advice out there. Here’s a few tips: • Avoid comparison sites as they don’t always show all the best deals. Plus, you’ll sometimes find that you get tons of calls from random companies trying to flog you things. While I can’t even begin to explain the complexities about how the energy market works, there’s tons of information on Money Saving Expert’s website on how to get a good deal so you don’t have to figure it out by yourself. You could save a whopping £300 a year!
you owe than to bury your head in the sand. And the firm might offer you a better rate to stay. And it’s not just energy providers you should switch. Staying loyal to your bank won’t get you any benefits. Others are offering better interest, services and cash for switching to them – there’s loads of good deals on at the moment. Don’t just go for the free cash. Look at interest rates if you’re having your wages paid in to your account. And when it comes to switching, the new rules mean that the banks have seven working days to swap you over along with all your regular payments. Don’t forget to review your insurance providers too. General insurance is a yearly contract and often goes up on renewal. The insurer must let you know about the new contract in advance but those letters are easy to overlook. So, stick the date the contract ends in your diary and make sure that you don’t get automatically signed up to another year with the same insurer. Watch out for leaving an insurance contract early though, you’ll have to pay a fee for doing so and it can sometimes be quite weighty!
• The most important thing is to think about how often you’re using energy during peak times. And be realistic about being tied down to longer term contracts. Yes, you’ll pay less, but you might be stuck on a bad deal.
Searching around on the internet for a good deal can be daunting. And as I mentioned before, comparison sites don’t always show the best deals. So, one of the best things you can do is speak to friends and families about the businesses they use – and what good or bad experiences they’ve had. Peer recommendations really are the best you’ll find.
• Another key thing to do – and I’m stating the obvious here – is to send a meter reading. If we’re being honest, we all hate doing this, as there’s a fair chance your bill will shoot up if the estimates are off. But better to know what
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Ward Goodman announce exciting further developments Ward Goodman, the Dorset based firm of Chartered Accountants and Independent Financial Advisers, is going from strength to strength with the Financial Services team continuing to exceed all expectations, having doubled its funds under management, annual turnover has increased by 92% over the last 5 years. This has been based on providing clients with access to holistic financial planning that is centred on the goals and objectives of the clients that the team works with. Alex Foster, having been appointed as a Director last year, has been working closely with the newly formed Private Client team to help develop further client-centric solutions within the group. Gareth Simon, Group Director at Ward Goodman said: “Since Alex joined the team in 2013, he has rapidly shown his commitment to core values within the group, at the heart of which is solution based planning and ensuring that the service replicates the technical knowledge. Alex has also been instrumental in designing and implementing the Corporate Review Service which has been extremely well received by Ward Goodman’s clients and prospective clients.
Tim Jackson, Company Director at iBox Solutions said: “Alex is an expert in his field and has exceptional analytical skills that allow him to understand complex scenarios and make sound recommendations. He is very good at identifying opportunities to innovate and with his entrepreneurial traits, makes things happen.” Alex Foster, Director at Ward Goodman, said: “It is a great feeling working within a team that is able to grow together, with a focus as a group, of developing the team from within. I am enjoying close working relationship with the individuals across the team that make our service offerings such as Private Client, Corporate Review Service and Business Advisory Services work so well, and seeing the visible benefits for the client that we work with, in achieving both their goals and peace of mind.”
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Wildlife News
Talking about Wildlife...
Barn Owls
The silent flight of a barn owl is a majestic and wonderful sight for any nature lover. With the features of their heart shaped faces and deep black eyes, they are an unmistakable icon of the countryside in the UK. However, it may surprise you to hear that the odds are stacked against these wonderful creatures, with a long list of challenges and problems they face daily. Firstly, there’s the two things we all need: food and shelter. Declining or unsuitable habitat means that both of these vital elements to their survival immediately puts them at threat. Suitable roosting sites, and then good quality unimproved grassland for their prey to live (such as voles and mice) can be hard to come by if the quality of the habitat close to them isn’t good enough. During the breeding season, they need to have a plentiful food source within 1km of their roost – their chicks can eat their own body weight in food in one night. The next challenge is overcoming the physical limitations of the barn owls’ wings, which aren’t waterproof. They are also unable to store a lot of body fat, and therefore are particularly prone to starvation during prolonged periods of severe weather or when there is shortage of prey. Taking all this into account, it really is a miracle that five chicks survived and fledged from the roost at Lorton Meadows Nature Reserve in Weymouth last year. Thousands of us watched them on DWT’s webcam, as the parents tirelessly found food for their chicks and kept them safe and warm until it was time for them to venture out into the world. Dorset Wildlife Trust has launched an appeal to raise £20,000 to fund vital habitat work at Lorton Meadows Nature Reserve in Weymouth, to help keep food and shelter
Barn Owls at Lorton
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abundant for these, and other barn owls in the area. The nature reserve, which has been managed by DWT for 20 years this year, is abundant with flower-rich hay meadows, mature hedgerows and woodland – all holding the small mammals that barn owls hunt, such as voles, mice and shrews. Conservation work needed to keep this a suitable site for barn owls to thrive in includes: reducing areas of encroaching scrub to increase areas of grassland where barn owls feed; putting up 1900m of fencing to maintain the grassland by cattle grazing; holding 300 conservation volunteer days, and managing over 300m of hedgerows on the site. We urgently need to reach our fundraising targets to complete this work. If you’d like to find out more and donate visit www. dorsetwildlifetrust.org.uk/barnowl To see the webcam, sponsored by Dorset Tea, visit www.dorsetwildlifetrust.org.uk/ raptorcam and to find out more about visiting Lorton Meadows, visit www. dorsetwildlifetrust.org.uk/Lorton_Meadows_ Nature_Reserve . By Sally Welbourn
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What’s On 2018… Coastliners: Sea Shanty & Sea Folk Festival
Coastliners Festival is coming to Old Poole Town in 2018 - bringing traditional sea shanties and folk to the good people of Dorset. This family friendly event will feature exciting performances by sea shanty bands and folk acts, local food and drink, and other unique event experiences. When? 21st April 11am-7pm Where? Poole Quay
Dorset Neon Run – 5k The Dorset Neon Run 5k is back for its second year of splashing a little neon colour across Poole Park. The event is for all abilities, so whether you prefer to run, walk or jog this event is perfect for you. Join up to 1,000 other neon runners by making a difference for Diverse Abilities, Dorset’s disability charity. We cannot change people’s disabilities, but you can help us make their lives fun and fulfilled. Sign up today for just £20 and you could be helping to make a difference to not only children and adults with disabilities, but their families too. Sign up today at www.dorsetneonrun.com/poole When? 21st April 2018 7pm Where? Poole Park
Great Dorset Beach Clean
The annual beach clean-up returns as part of the 'Litter Free Coast and Sea week. Bring your friends and family and lend a hand at any of the designated beaches. A Beachmaster will be there to provide you with rubbish bags, gloves and instructions. It is a fantastic event that makes a real difference to our beaches. When? 22nd April 11am-1pm Where? Various Dorset Beaches
Saxons & Vikings: Siege of Wareham Witness the sound and fury of Saxon and Viking warriors in battle as they recreate the siege of Wareham. Explore the Saxon village and learn about everyday life during this harsh period. Free event but normal venue admission applies, dogs on leads welcome. When? 5th-7th May 10am-6pm Where? Corfe Castle, Swanage
Modernism Meets Upton Country Park
PEDAS exhibition as part of Dorset Art Weeks 2018. Where? The Gallery Upstairs, Upton Country Park, Poole When? 25th May – 11th June, 10 am – 5 pm
Cheese and Chilli Festival
After a great turnout in 2017, the Cheese and Chilli Festival is back in 2018, celebrating both Cheese and Chilli within a family friendly festival setting. Between 70 and 100 traders selling cheese and chilli associated products as well as craft and retail stands. Entertainments include PIG RACING, Falconry displays, Punch & Judy, Magic Shows, free garden games, children fun rides and inflatables, live music, cooking demonstrations/talks, a chilli eating competition, a chilli sauce competition and the Man v Food challenge. There is plenty to eat and drink with authentic food stalls and dedicated bars from the likes of the New Forest Downton Brewery and Dorset’s only inflatable pub from ‘Appetite for Adventure.’ When? 9th-10th June 10am -5pm Where? Christchurch
Poole Goes Vintage Celebrate all things retro with a 1940’s-50’s theme at this feel-good festival the whole family will enjoy. Vintage music flowing all day as well as dancing, vintage car displays, a vintage market and more. When? 15th July Where? Poole Quay
Swanage Goes Safari – Carnival week
With over 100 fun filled events over 8 days including the spectacular Safari themed carnival procession, massive firework displays, live music, children’s entertainment and much more, make sure you and your family take part and enjoy all the fun in the sun at this year’s Swanage Carnival. When? July 28th- August 4th 7am-11pm Where? Swanage, Shore Road
Bournemouth Air Festival The UK's biggest air festival, 4-days of action and entertainment in the air, on land and at sea! Award-winning and internationally renowned, the Bournemouth Air Festival has entertained more than 8.5 million people since 2008. When the sun goes down, Night Air entertainment will light up the skies with pyrotechnic night flying, street entertainment, live music and military performances. When? 30th August – 2nd of September 2018 10am-10pm Where? Bournemouth Seafront To keep up to date with what’s on in Dorset go to: www.EventsDorset.com
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Community News
District Council reaffirms Fairtrade support Purbeck District Council has confirmed it will continue to support the district’s Fairtrade Zone status. Traidcraft for sale Th e Purbeck Fairtrade Network was set Swanage Emmanuel Baptist Church up inThursday 2002 and District Council - 2nd of thePurbeck month 10.30am - 12.30pm has promoted Fairtrade in the district Swanage United Reformed Church (opp Arkwrights) - Sundays 11.30am - 12.30pm since 2005. Wareham Parish Hall Purbeck Councillor Beryl - Saturdays District 10.00am - 12.00pm Ezzard, will(Opposite continue as thecar park) Wareham who URC Hall Sainsbury’s - 1st, 3rd and 5th Thursdays 10.30am - 11.45am Council’s Fairtrade Champion, said: Market, Town Hall “IFarmers am delighted that Purbeck District - 2nd, 4th Thursdays 9.00am - 1.00pm Council will continue its support to Work places that use Fairtrade Fairtrade. Swanage: “Th availability of Lynwood Fairtrade products The eArtworkshop: 475883; Vets; Town Hall. gives quality and choice for local people, Wareham: Lynwood Vets; Barnet’s Barbers; Purbecklocally, District Council; encouraging them to shop often Rex Cinema; Sue Ryder; Wareham Camera Club; for specialist Wholefood shop. items. This is not only good for local businesses but also for those communities in the countries CO = CATERING OUTLET where the = RETAIL OUTLET ” productsROare manufactured. WO = WHOLESALE OUTLET As well as promoting the Fairtrade mark whenever possible, the District Council serves Fairtrade tea and coffee Useful Contacts at its meetings and helps the Purbeck Swanage Fairtrade Townproduce group: a directory of Fairtrade Network Frances Ward 01929 421968 and Anne Squires local outlets selling Fairtrade products. 01929 422882, www.swanagefairtrade.co.uk Supporting Fairtrade in the district does Wareham Fairtrade Town group: not involve any fi459440 nancial commitment Brian Wilkins 01929 by Purbeck District Council. However Purbeck Fairtrade Group: it Beryl doesEzzard reaffi01929 rm support 550138 to the Fairtrade Foundation which ensures workers Beryl Ezzard is the Dorset County Council and Purbeck District Council’s Fairtrade of Champion involved in the production Fairtrade products a decent wage, have a safe Traidcraft, earn www.traidcraft.co.uk working environment and have access to The Fairtrade Foundation: health and education. www.fairtrade.org.uk Fairtrade products are available to Leaflet produced for the Fairtrade by Purbeck purchase from a Purbeck number ofGroup outlets District Council. Information was correct at time of production. February 2018. All photographs featured are © around the district. Find allin this theleaflet details Fairtrade Foundation. in the Purbeck Fairtrade Directory available in local shops and libraries.
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Philip and Lyn would like to congratulate Megan Ward in completing her NVQ level 3! Megan is now taking appointments and offering a 20% discount for March and April. At Philip Mills, our top priority is education. Our team regularly go on courses to London studios to keep up with the very latest fashions and techniques. We also have in-salon training nights every Thursday from 2.45pm to 7pm. If you want a great haircut or colour on training night, book in NOW as cuts are from £12.50 and colours are from £22.50 - and training is fully supervised. We train our team to work with face shape, skin tone and eye colouring, which gives a greater understandingcin designing hair for the individual. This enables us to practise newctechniquies and keep our team focused on providing an excellent service.
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Puzzle Corner
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Minimum Energy Efficiency Standards (MEES) Regulations: An Introduction for Commercial Landlords
Until now, energy performance regulations have done little more than require commercial landlords to obtain an EPC. However, this is set to change with the implementation of the minimum energy efficiency standards (MEES). New Regulations The new regulations introduce strict requirements on commercial landlords, with potentially heavy penalties for non-compliance. The changes brought about by the MEES Regulations will be implemented in a number of phases. The key dates are: From 1st April 2018 landlords of buildings that are covered by the MEES Regulations must not renew existing leases or grant new leases unless the building has an EPC rating of E or above, unless an exemption applies and the landlord registers that exemption. From 1st April 2023 commercial properties which are subject to an existing lease must not continue to be let unless they meet the MEES of band E. Which properties are covered by the MEES Regulations? Not all commercial properties will be covered by the new regulations and a number of exemptions will apply.
What are the exemptions? If your property does fall under the scope of the MEES Regulations, there are a number of exemptions to the requirement to bring the property up to the MEES. The most notable exemption is the so-called “Golden Rule”: the works required to bring the property up to the MEES must be expected to pay for themselves within 7 years. Other exemptions relate to listed buildings, potential devaluation of the property, the landlord’s inability to obtain necessary consent for the works, and the potential negative impact of the works on the fabric of the building. It is important to remember that most of the exemptions must be registered by the landlord with the national PRS exemptions register to avoid falling foul of the MEES Regulations. Penalties The MEES regulations will be enforced by Trading Standards and Landlords who act in contravention of the MEES Regulations may be liable to a fine of up to £150,000.00 or 10% of the rateable value of the building. For more information or if you have any questions please contact Roger Chadwick on 01929 768720 or email roger.chadwick@battens.co.uk
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Celebrity Interview
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Celebrity Interview:
Clint Eastwood By Tim Saunders
These days when most people hit 87 years old they reside in a care home, having had to sell their homes to foot the bills. Not so for multiple awardwinning Hollywood heart throb Clint Eastwood who is still very much active. In fact, the next film he will direct is entitled A Star is Born in 2018. Worth over £300m, it seems that my old boss the late Paul Cave, who was manager of legendary crooner Frankie Vaughan for many years, was wrong about Clint. “It was the ‘50s and Clint flew over from the States to meet me in my London office; I couldn’t see any talent and couldn’t do anything for him,” he told me. Soon after their meeting Clint secured his first role in American western television series Rawhide earning around £70 a week but was criticised for how he came across including delivering his lines through clenched teeth. The latter has stayed with him throughout his almost 70-year career. He has contributed to over 50 films over his career as actor, director, producer, and composer. He has acted in several television series, including his starring role in Rawhide. He started directing in 1971, and made his debut as a producer in 1982, with Firefox, though he had been functioning as uncredited producer on all of his Malpaso Company films since Hang ‘Em High in 1968. Eastwood also has contributed music to his films, either through performing, writing, or composing. He has mainly starred in western, action, and drama films. According to the box office–revenue tracking website Box Office Mojo, films featuring Clint Eastwood have grossed a total of more than $1.68 billion domestically, with an average of $37
million per film. He has his own Warner Bros. Records distributed imprint Malpaso Records, as part of his deal with Warner Brothers, which has released all the scores of his films from The Bridges of Madison County onwards. Clint composed the film scores of Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, Flags of Our Fathers, Grace Is Gone, Changeling, Hereafter, J. Edgar, and the original piano compositions for In the Line of Fire. He wrote and performed the song heard over the credits of Gran Torino. After Rawhide in the 1960s Clint went on to star in a series of spaghetti westerns including: A Fist Full of Dollars and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. The 1970s saw him take the leading role of police inspector Harry Callaghan in Dirty Harry, delivering one of his most memorable lines: “Make my day punk”. When Sean Connery turned down the role of James Bond it was offered to Clint but it wasn’t for him. In the 1970s he started directing films, the first being Play Misty for Me as well as his first western, High Plains Drifter. He went on to star alongside Meryl Streep in the romantic film Bridges of Madison County and in 2008 directed, produced and had the lead role in Gran Torino about a ageing widower who watches his neighbourhood fall into disrepute and he single handedly takes on those responsible for this. Often choosing the role of a hard man he plays a part that every man and woman can relate to and sympathise with. As one might expect of a Hollywood actor Clint has had a series of relationships with leading ladies and has several children. A lifelong non-smoker Clint practices a healthy lifestyle which includes transcendental meditation. He is a restaurateur and golfer. He is also a pianist and although he never made it as a professional musician, he passed on the influence to his son Kyle Eastwood, a successful jazz bassist and composer. Tim Saunders is an author, journalist and businessman. He meets celebrities, goes on holiday and road tests cars.
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Adventures of Nellie
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The Adventures of Nellie The Purbeck Publications Camper Van A Murder Mystery Dinner! Catch the killer, what next? After a murder mystery walk not long ago, you would think that Nellie had had enough of all that taxing of the brain cells to work out “who did it?”. Well, it seems not. The Rotary Club cordially invited her to take us to The Kings Hotel in Christchurch for an evening of food, drink, entertainment and clue finding. The scene was set… “Some strange things had been happening to the Rotary Choir. Sue Prano walks with a limp, Barry Tone is still rubbing in the cream and Ivor Rees now has to wear a wig. The choir master Ivor Baton thought the choir were not ready for their first performance so he called
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It was a dark and stormy night... an extra rehearsal. Scandalously at 8pm Ivor Baton’s body was found in the backstage office, but no murder weapon was found. His body revealed that he had eaten a piece of cake just prior to his death and that traces of poison were found. Death would have been instantaneous”. So, what happened, who did it and why? Those were the all-important questions to catch the culprit and bring him (or was it her?) to true justice. Nellie was not at all sure how this would play out. She was kind of expecting a whole play around the dinner with complicated and confusion actions, so she was a bit nervous to say the least. Stephen was chosen as a suspect and given a sheet of paper with statements on it. There were 6 suspects in all. After our starter which was really rather tasty, the first suspect was put to the test. The ‘audience’ were given numbered questions and each suspect had to
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Serious detectives at work each course there were a couple of suspects put to the rigorous test of our searching questions. Lucy Lastic was a clear favourite… but did she do it? Maybe you could contact Graham at “Catch the Killer” on 01425 478444 and have a meal yourself with a few friends to see who you think “did it?” He can also be contacted by email graham@catchthekiller.co.uk. Stephen, as well as all the suspects, got a very thankful certificate for his Oscar performance. He graciously took a bow to a roar of an applause. I am not sure he has been contacted however for any more roles, the phone has been very quiet… time will tell. Nellie wants to thank the Rotary team for all their hard work. These groups work so hard to help others. Their purpose is “to organise events to bring people together through activities and projects to enrich the lives of others and generate community spirit.” What a great purpose! They are often looking for new members as well as sponsorship so please contact your area team to offer them any help you can give. Where on earth will Nellie take us next?
The suspects all line up to hear the verdict
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Tastes so good... Hot Cross Buns
A traditional Easter, springtime treat, why not bake a batch to share with friends, neighbours and colleagues? Delicious served either warm with butter or just plain, at any time of day.
Ingredients for 12 servings 1. Dough 500g Strong Bread Flour 7g Easy bake yeast 275ml whole milk 50g Butter (unsalted, cold, diced) 1 medium beaten egg 75g Unrefined golden caster sugar 1 ½ tsp salt 2. Toppings 75g Sultanas 2 tsp Mixed Spice 100g Plain white flour 50g Mixed peel 50g Apricot Jam 2 medium egg yolks
MIX: Boil the milk in a pan, remove from heat then add the butter. Leave to cool until warm. Mix the dry ingredients in a large bowl and then add the milk and beaten egg, stirring with a wooden spoon. KNEAD: On a lightly floured surface, knead the mixture for approx. 10 minutes. RISE: Lightly grease the large bowl, place the dough in the bowl then cover with a clean cloth and leave to rise until doubled in size – this could be up to two hours dependent on how warm the room is. SHAPE: Sift the mixed spice over the dough, then knead in the sultanas and mixed peel. Slice into 12 even sized pieces, roll into balls and place, well-spaced, on a lined baking tray PROVE: Cover the dough again, and leave until doubled in size again. Preheat oven to fan 180C/200C/Gas 6. BAKE: Score a cross on top of each bun with a sharp knife. Mix the plain flour with a tbsp. of water at a time to form a paste. Use a piping bag to pipe crosses on the buns on the cuts you made. Bake the buns for around 11-15 minutes or until golden.
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GLAZE: Melt the jam, sieve then brush apricot glaze over buns and leave to cool on a wire rack.
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Strawberries can be grown in most gardens but are particularly successful in milder areas with frost free autumns. If space is limited they are very suitable for container growing - in pots, hanging baskets, even window boxes. Best of all is a strawberry tower or terracotta strawberry pot which allows you to grow a lot of plants in one place and has the added advantage of keeping the fruit off the ground and so dirt free. There are early, mid-season and late varieties so you could try a mixture of plants to extend your season. If using a container, use good compost and a slow-release fertiliser and soak the soil before planting. Have some netting ready for when the fruit appears or the birds might
beat you to it! If planting in the garden, you could consider planting through black plastic sheeting, pegged down and the edges buried to stop it blowing away. It’s best to mound up the soil in the centre where the plants will grow so that water will run off either side. Using this method means no weeding is required and you won’t need to put straw or other matting under the plants to keep the fruit clean. It also helps keep in the moisture and encourages early crops by warming the soil. Protect the flowers in spring if frost is expected, with double sheets of newspaper. Replace plants every 2-3 years which can be done cheaply by spreading out some of the runners from a plant and pegging them down. Once they have rooted and are growing well, lift carefully, detach from the parent plant and transplant to a new plot.
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By Tim Barnes-Clay, www.carwriteups.co.uk Fitted with a 3.0 litre V6 engine, the latest Audi A4 Avant becomes almost too powerful for its own good. Don’t get me wrong; the diesel lump is a real pearl, but there’s no way it returns the claimed 57.6mpg when riding on 19inch wheels. I found the car thirsty, and mid-30s was more realistic for me when driving two-up, with no luggage, on a mix of motorways, A and B-roads. The A4 estate model that Audi sent me came in top S line trim, and starts at £38,895, but with a few thousand pounds of options thrown at it, my test car was waving a £46,395 price-tag. You get a lot of kit for the cash, though and Audi is well-known for its upmarket, understated interiors that are both perfectly finished and intuitive. This A4 doesn’t dissatisfy; it has upscale materials everywhere and a straightforward, intelligible dashboard arrangement. Technology is plentiful, too. It includes: a reversing camera, parking sensors, three-zone climate control,
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Your quick guide to everyone and everything in your Oracle... Accountants Ward Goodman......................................................... 11 Bars, Pubs & Restaurants Bull & Boat................................................................ 29 Blinds, Curtains & Shutters Ashley Blinds............................................................... 3 Builders Competitive Construction........................................... 7 Purbeck Home Improvements.................................... 1 Cameras Rocky Rock Cameras................................................... 7 Carpenters Total Woodwork - Peter Albin.................................... 27 Community News Adventures of Nellie.................................................. 22 Beginner’s Guide: Strawberries................................. 26 Celebrity Interview: Clint Eastwood........................... 20 Children’s Author: Barbara Townsend........................ 6 Consumer Rights: Do you have the energy?............... 8 Contacting Dorset Police........................................... 21 District Council reaffirms Fairtrade support.............. 16 Dorset Wildlife Trust: Barn Owls................................ 12 Motoring: Audi A4 Avant 3.0 TDI Quattro................. 28 Tastes so good: Hot cross buns.................................. 24 What’s On in Dorset.................................................. 14 Computer Services AJV Computing.......................................................... 13 Drainage Services All Drains Cleared....................................................... 3 Financial Services Ward Goodman......................................................... 11 Garden Services Green-side Turfcare.................................................... 5 Hairdressers Philip Mills Hair Design.............................................. 17 Holiday Accommodation The Retreat at Rockley............................................... 27 Upton Grange Holiday Cottages................................. 5
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