Giggles & Grins

Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted.

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It’s okay. He woke up.

A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labeling gun yesterday. Police are now looking for the man and say there’s a price on his head.

David McGann

Q: What did the husband pen say to the wife pen? A: You’re always write.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. We went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food…”

W. C. Fields