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ack in the middle of November I overheard a woman say to her teenage daughter, “I wish Christmas was over!” I think she was annoyed about the crowded store. I could not help myself and offered a genuine side-note to her dismay with a gentle reminder; I said, “the truth is the Christmas season has not even started.” She looked at me, not with annoyance, but rather a look of “do you see what is around us”, most likely all the Christmas themes and aggressive shoppers.

I smiled and told her that I was here to purchase candles; 3 purple, one pink and one white to help my family prepare for the Christmas season. Interested, she asked what the candles had to do with preparing for Christmas. So I told her we celebrate the Season of Advent (Latin: adventus=arrival) which starts four Sundays prior to Christmas Day. It’s a time to prepare our hearts for the birth of Jesus. Continuing, I explained that these 4 weeks simply enriches the celebration of Christmas and allows us to have a God-focused experience, both precious and peaceful during what is often a hectic holiday season.

Now, I have asked the question and I’m sure you’re aware of all the discussion boards online too, so

I’ll share my take on the retailers starting so early with Christmas. To me, it’s no big deal. In my home we are still decorated for Thanksgiving until the Turkey is eaten and the table is cleared!

Then Caroline and I start the transformation. We take down the fall décor and bring out the Christmas tree, the Nativity, and arrange the Advent Wreath along with the myriad of other decorations that will be scattered throughout the house.

To give you full disclosure, every year I say, “I’m going to get a head start on Christmas gifts!” Well, it never happens. I guess I am a true calendar girl and like to stick to the tradition of December Christmas shopping. But I can assure you Christmas will be celebrated from December 25th through to the Epiphany on January 6th and we will be Merry and Bright!

Stay true to your traditions!

When they are done right they lend a certain magic and spirit to our lives. And continuing them in your own family is a great way to teach your children about your family’s cultural and religious history which adds to their personal identity.

Blessings to all our readers and advertisers! SP

Mary Ellen

My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.

— John 15:12

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At about four months your baby should be able to roll from front to back. This is a big deal and a milestone to watch out for because it demonstrates the baby’s core body strength. But, rolling from back to front is not a big deal, so don’t worry if he doesn’t do it. The same thing goes for crawling. There are no specific guidelines to when a baby should crawl. In fact some never do. Some go straight to walking.

If you consider coloring just a kid’s activity, think again. Coloring has a de-stressing effect on adults. Besides making us focus on a particular activity instead of our worries, it also brings out our imagination and takes us back to our childhood (a much less stressful time in our lives). Using both logic and creativity, it activates the different areas of our two cerebral hemispheres. Plus, it’s simply relaxing. Psychologists have used it as a relaxing technique for years. So, if you’re feeling a little

Holiday Waste Household waste increases by 25 percent between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day – that’s an estimated 1 million tons of additional waste per week during that time. It goes without saying that wrapping paper and ribbon are a big part of that waste. Consider other gift wrapping ideas this year, like reusable containers or better yet, vintage containers or jars. See more unique gift wrapping ideas at www.pinterest.com/ suburbanparent/unique-gift-wrapping

tense, put on some good music and pull out the crayons and coloring books (they’ve got some great ones for adults now too). It won’t eliminate your problems, but it will alleviate some of the stress. And who knows, the kids might calm down too.

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You can find them in drug stores and online.

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a step AHEAD More than half of Millennials (54%) started saving for retirement between the ages of 18-24. Right out of high school! So, a good chunk of the younger generation is saving for retirement a full 10 years earlier than older generations who started around age 33. That tells us parents today are doing a great job of teaching their kids about saving and being smart about money.

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my child injures an extremity on the soccer field before bringing her into the emergency room? When swelling does not go down? Or right away?

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Deciding when your child needs to be seen in an emergency room after a sports injury can be difficult. Obviously, when there is a deformity or the pain is too intolerable, a trip to the ER is required. Otherwise, I use this rule of thumb: if the child is unable to use the injured extremity at all, you should seek urgent medical attention. If the injured extremity is able to be used some, with tolerable pain (such as a step on a hurt ankle, or picking up a pencil with a hurt hand) then it’s reasonable to wait a few days and follow up.

JEFF ERDNER D.O, Highland Park ER/ Preston Hollow ER, Board Certified in Emergency Medicine

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First, know you are not alone! Infertility affects about 7.3 million women and their partners in the U.S., according to the American Society for Reproductive Medicine. It’s important to maintain a healthy weight; studies show that being overweight can alter hormone levels and throw off your ovulation schedule. You can see an improvement with as little as 5% weightloss. Choose foods wisely; like dark colored vegetables, fruits, hearty whole grains, beans and dairy. I’m sure your doctor has put you on a prenatal vitamin which includes Folic Acid.

While it won’t make you more fertile, it’s crucial that women trying to conceive obtain 400 mcg per day of folic acid. Folic acid is needed to prevent neural tube defects. The neural tube develops into the brain and spine three to four weeks after conception, before most women even realize they’re pregnant!

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lines running horizontally across my neck are called necklace lines and can be treated with Botox. I’m not a fan of Botox; is there any other treatment to improve my neck appearance?

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Botox is not effective for horizontal neck lines. This problem is typically genetic (inherited from your parents) and/or a result of sun exposure combined with a loss of elasticity of the skin due to aging. Laser treatment is the most effective therapy for reducing these lines. To prevent worsening of horizontal neck lines, care for the skin on your neck just as you do the skin on your face—cleanse it well and always protect it from sun exposure.

DR. LISA FAIRWEATHER specializes in minimally invasive cosmetic procedures for facial correction and enhancement. www.BeautifullyRefreshed.me

Q WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF AUTISM? There are several signs that we should be aware of to recognize Autism. The hallmark feature of Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) is impaired social interaction. Even as early as infancy, a baby with ASD may be unresponsive to people and/or they may focus intently on one item to the exclusion of others for long periods of time. Also, a child with ASD may appear to develop normally and then withdraw and become indifferent to social engagement. Children with ASD may fail to respond to their names and often avoid eye contact with other people. Because they can’t understand social cues, such as tone of voice or facial expressions, they have difficulty interpreting what others are thinking or feeling. Because of this they may lack empathy.

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But, when you’ve got to get out the door to school early, time is everything. In as little as thirty minutes you can get the look with SoCal Curls hair tie! This hair tie only takes a few minutes to heat, tie and wrap and is filled with an organic mix that retains heat after only thirty seconds in the microwave. Wrap hair strands around it, then untie it to release your hair and achieve gorgeous curls. (video available online).

Bouncy Bop Shape Sorter All little ones love fitting these colorful shapes into the holes on top of the Bouncy Bop Shape Sorter!

And when the shapes fall inside and hit the latex surface, they go boing! Once all the shapes are inside, children can push the side handle to activate the paddle and watch the shapes go boing, boing, boing over and over! Develops fine motor skills and increases finger dexterity as well as hand/eye coordination!

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Printed to look like a road, PlayTape Classic Road is a roll of removable tape that is perfect for playing with toy and model cars. It’s a fast, fun way to lay down instant roads anywhere for creative play. With a single roll of PlayTape, you can create a road or a whole city. Use the toy cars you already have to drive on PlayTape. Materials: Toxin-free, disposable, and recyclable self-adhesive paper tape.

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Beautiful and purposeful, Sophia Costas scarves are on a mission to do more than adorn your outfit. They combine artistic style, artisan practices, and a commitment to doing good. Drawing on her love of nature, her hand illustrated styles feature playful patterns from cheerful animals to whimsical outdoor scenes encountered on her trip.

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Add a dash of dapper to your look with Hank, a snazzy pocket square with a decidedly modern update. It has two interior pockets; one has a cushy microfiber lining to hold a phone or glasses; the other can carry items like cash, credit card, or ID. FIND IT: www.meethank.com $40.

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BY PATRICK HEMPFING

The Most Wonderful Time

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ife is hectic enough with the day-today stuff. Each day, I add more items to my To Do list than I check off. Will I ever catch up? It’s unlikely. And then it happens – Christmas rolls around. Shopping, decorating, traveling … collapsing. I sarcastically sing, “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.”

Conversely, my daughter, Jessie, plays Christmas music in July. Around September, she asks, “How many days until Christmas?” So I need to take off my “Bah Hum Bug” hat and find my joyous one.

Right after Thanksgiving last year, Jessie asked, “When can we decorate for Christmas?”

A few minutes later, Jessie inquired, “When are we going to get a tree?” Since we weren’t going to be home for Christmas, I suggested we forego the tree and just put out the nativity set. Not to mention, it’s a hectic time for my wife’s work, so I knew Mattie would be unavailable to assist.

I decided to get into the Christmas spirit.

This sounds better than “I gave in.” Jessie and I set up the nativity set first, one that took my wife over ten years to select as she wanted to find the perfect one. It’s fragile. But Jessie wanted to arrange all the pieces. I think I said, “Be careful,” with each piece I handed to her.

She did a fantastic job organizing it. At the end, she tucked her battery-operated disco ball behind the angel as she wanted the scene to be spectacular. I think it’s safe to say that not too many households’ nativity scenes contained Joseph, Mary, Baby Jesus, and a rotating disco ball. However, I agreed that the colored lights rotating behind the manger scene did add a certain flare without detracting from the beauty and symbolism of the display.

The next day, Jessie and I went tree shopping. We walked down one aisle and up the next. I pulled out four or five 5’ to 6’ trees and stood them up for Jessie to inspect. “We need a bigger tree,

Dad.” Jessie and I moved to the row with 6’ to 7’ trees. Just when I thought, “This is going to take forever,” Jessie said, “It’s perfect!” to a Douglas fir just under 7’ tall. Jessie immediately named our tree “Sally.” I left home with Jessie and returned with Jessie and Sally.

The following day, I retrieved all the boxes marked “Christmas” from the garage. Jessie immediately went to work decorating. Once, I came in from the garage to find five red-velvet bows hanging from the light fixture above my desk. The bows’ tails were almost touching my computer and were within two feet of my nose when I typed. Still, I had to admit my new work environment brought a smile to my face.

Next, Jessie and I wrapped Sally in lights, another memorable experience. Jessie did not quite grasp the concept (or maybe she did but chose not to apply it) that lights need to gradually descend from top to bottom. It had to be a Christmas miracle, because, somehow, Sally ended up with lights covering her.

Then, Jessie enthusiastically unwrapped the ornaments, which we had carefully packed away the previous year. One special and fragile ornament recorded Jessie’s tiny footprint in plaster. It had taken great effort for Mattie and me to hold her foot still enough

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to make it for her first Christmas. I asked Jessie to hand it to me. The imprint was only 3” long and 1 1/2” wide. Where did my baby go? I know it wasn’t a grenade, but I handled it like one.

As Sally became full of ornaments, Jessie concluded, “We need a bigger tree.” We finished decorating and then sat in the dark admiring our work. The bright parts with an abundance of lights and the dark spaces without lights all looked good behind the scores of handmade ornaments and souvenirs of our travels and past Christmases together.

As we packed things away in January, I smiled, happy I had invested the time, energy, and expense. Something tells me, we’ll do it all over again next December. Before too long, I’ll hear Jessie say, “Dad, it’s time to get a tree.

Let’s get a real big one this year.” But whether we bring home a Peggy, Jane, Susan, or another Sally, I’ll remember Christmas just might be “the most wonderful time of the year.”

Until next month, remember to cherish the moments. SP Patrick Hempfing had a 20-year professional career in banking, accounting, and auditing before he became a father at age 44. He is now a full-time husband, stay-at-home dad and writer.

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f change is the only constant at your house, you may long for the comfort and connectedness family traditions instill. Even if you don’t have the secret recipe for Grandma’s snickerdoodles, you’ve got what it takes to make fond memories for your kids this season.

“In these fast-paced times, many of us hunger for simple, meaningful traditions we can pass on to our children,” says Nava Atlas, author of Everyday Traditions: Simple Family Rituals for Connection and Comfort. And family rituals need not be elaborate, Atlas contends. Simpler may be better. That’s good news for parents too busy or broke to host an extravagant party or take the kids to Hawaii.

When you combine these not-so-secret ingredients with the themes you’re passionate about –maybe nature, fitness, or philanthropy – you’ll go from ordinary mom to memory-maker extraordinaire.

ANTICIPATION. Feel happy even before the fun begins. Let kids count down with big, bold Xs on the calendar or by making a paper chain and removing one link each day. Didn’t plan that far ahead?

Count down the hours to tonight’s “picnic dinner under the stars” by singing Twinkle, Twinkle every hour on the hour and announcing “six 16 | Lakeside Parent | Don’t forget to tell our advertisers you saw them in Lakeside Parent!

hours to go” and so on. Your enthusiasm will get kids excited about what’s to come. Bonus: They’ll remember the fun they had every time they hear Twinkle, Twinkle.

CONSISTENCY. You know kids love repetition because they’ve asked you to read the same bedtime story every night for three weeks.

And new isn’t necessarily better when it comes to making memories. “The repetitive, cyclical, and predictable nature of rituals is what makes them comforting and reassuring,” Atlas says. Hang some old decorations, even if they don’t look elegant. Your kids will fight over those tacky baubles when they have families of their own.

SPECIALNESS. Daily activities become memory makers when you add a twist. Light candles on the dinner table or don glow-stick necklaces to light up the longest night of the year (this year’s Winter Solstice is Sunday, December 21st). Add vanilla extract and colored sugar sprinkles to kids’ milk and call it “holiday cheer.” Serve throughout the season or whenever kids’ spirits need a boost. Traditions don’t have to be big to be memorable.

VIVIDNESS. Smells, sounds, and images can bring back feelings with amazing force. Repeat “I Think I Can, I Think I Can” as you chug up the hill on your bikes or if a gifted Texas mid-winter day, carrying sleds! Wear red foam noses while you watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer together (buy noses at a costume or party supply shop or order online at www.orientaltrading.com). Fill the tub with bubbles and have an Abominable Snowman casting call. Sensory elements heighten our experiences and help create a slowed-down, in-the-moment feeling, says Atlas.

POSITIVITY. If – or should I say when – things don’t go as planned, take twists and turns in stride and keep your tone lighthearted. A present without a gift tag is not a disaster, it’s “the mystery gift.” Pass it around and ask each member of the family to shake and jiggle it before guessing what it is and for whom. Let the littlest family member open it and carry it to the intended recipient. Some of the best family traditions come about by accident.

PARTICIPATION. Get everyone involved in a way that uses their skills and talents. Little kids might stir cookie dough or decorate paper gift bags for their cousins’ presents. Bigger kids might act out a favorite song or story or make custom thank-you cards. You’ll certainly want to capture events on camera, but don’t get lost behind the lens.

You could use a little glitter-gluing therapy, too.

BEING. Make holiday happenings special by being there completely – in mind, body, and spirit. Leave your paperwork at the office and turn off your cell phone in honor of the mid-winter snow-shoveling contest in the front yard. Notice how your kids light up (or groan, “Oh, mom…”) when you cheer them on. Let dishes pile up in the sink while you the kids trounce you in an after-dinner Wii bowling tournament.

Your undivided attention is the most powerful memory-maker of all.

REFLECTION. Savor holiday traditions by thinking about what they mean to you and sharing your thoughts with those you love. Intentional reflection helps us to learn from and remember our experiences.

Plus, it will warm your heart to know what your kids loved most about volunteering at the food bank was stacking the cans in rows (your 3-year-old engineer) or singing Jingle Bells while they loaded boxes into recipients’ cars (your 7-year-old would-be diva).

Meaningful family traditions build a sense of shared identity and security that comforts kids and grown-ups alike when the busy-ness and stress of modern life are overwhelming. Best of all, the fond memories you make will never be lost, get broken, or go out of style. You can’t say that about most other gifts you’ll give this season, can you? SP

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{ Your Community Calendar } December 2014

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ICE! At Gaylord Texan featuring Frosty the Snowman Through Jan 3, 2015.

Everyone’s favorite snowman comes to life in more than 2 million pounds of colorful hand-carved ice sculptures.

Don’t miss this nine degree winter wonderland with six ice slides. It’s all part of Lone Star Christmas. Tickets start at $21.99 (ages 13+) and 11.99 (ages 4-12). Gaylord Texan Hotel, 1501 Gaylord Trail, Grapevine, 817-778-1000 christmasatgaylordtexan.com. See ad in this issue.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

Through Jan. 4, 2015. 9am - 5pm Celebrate the holidays like never before with this centerpiece exhibit featuring an elaborate collection of life-size Victorian gazebos filled with the charming costumed characters made famous by the beloved Christmas carol. Each gazebo will be encased in glass and extravagantly decorated on all sides to provide a dramatic, three-dimensional experience, and will feature working mechanical parts that will assist in bringing the characters to an even more life-like state. The Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Road, Dallas, www.dallasarboretum.org

Octonauts and Scuba Diving Santa at Sea Life Aquarium Grapevine Through Dec. 21. Scuba Santa is scheduled to dive in a magical dive show amongst the fish, sharks and sea turtles at 11:30am on Dec 13, 14, 20 & 21. Octonauts holiday events include Meet and Greets, Scavenger Hunts, Story Time, Videos, and Coloring Activities throughout the month. Go to www. visitsealife.com/grapevine/octonauts for more info. See ad in this issue for Kids Go Free coupon.

Holiday Bricktacular at Legoland ® Discovery Center Through December. Deck the halls with loads of brick-tastic holiday fun including searching for Santa through MINILAND, writing letters to Santa, having complimentary milk and cookies with LEGO ® Santa (Dec 7, 14 &21), helping build an enchanting winter

wonderland village out of LEGO bricks (first 3 weekends from noon-5), and competing in festive build challenges for a chance to win an annual pass (Dec 4, 13 & 20 at 11am & 2pm). Visit www.

LEGOLANDDiscoveryCenter.com/ dallasfw for more info. See ad in this issue for Kids Go Free coupon

Frosty & Friends Through Dec. 21. Join Frosty, Santa, and their friends for an all-new revue that blends a variety of musical and puppetry styles.

In the magical world of Kathy Burks’ celebrated troupe, ornaments spring to life and dance along to carols, kittens frolic under the Christmas tree, and angels dance in the snow. Celebrate the spirit of the season! Visit website for show times/dates and tickets. Dallas Children’s Theater, 5938 Skillman, Dallas, 214-978-0110, www.dct.org.

Miracle on 34th Street Through Dec. 21. Based on the beloved film and novel, this is a nostalgic holiday treat for the whole family! A single mother and her young daughter, Susan, have given up on Christmas... until they meet a mysterious gentleman at Macy’s claiming to be Santa Claus. This jolly Kris Kringle brings them hope and unleashes waves of goodwill throughout New York City. Could he be the real Santa Claus? Visit website for show times/dates and tickets. Dallas Children’s Theater, 5938 Skillman, Dallas, 214-978-0110, www.dct.org.

The Trains at NorthPark™ Benefiting the Ronald McDonald House of Dallas Through Jan. 4,

2015. Located on Level One between Neiman Marcus and Nordstrom. The Trains at NorthPark™, presented by Bank of is a NorthPark Center holiday tradition. The most elaborate miniature toy trains exhibit in The Trains at NorthPark™ includes trains rolling across 1,600 feet of track on a journey across America. Cityscapes include downtown Dallas, with the iconic Margaret Hunt Hill Bridge, the State Fair of the Cotton Bowl and the Perot Museum; New York City’s Times Square and Grand Central Station; Washington, D.C. with The White House; New England’s fall foliage; the Grand Canyon, Route 66,

San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge and hot air balloons in Albuquerque. The exhibit encompasses train-themed environments, with all the trimmings of the holiday train travel experience—steam engines and coach cars, a ticket booth and a train station. More than 80,000 people visit The Trains at NorthPark™ each season as part of their holiday tradition. The Trains at NorthPark™ hours: Monday-Saturday 10am–9pm, Sunday 12pm–6pm, Thanksgiving Eve 10am–6pm, Thanksgiving Day Closed.

Christmas Eve 10am–4pm, Christmas Day Closed. New Year’s Eve 10am–4pm, New Year’s Day 12–6pm. NorthPark Center, 8687 N. Central Expressway, Dallas,

Scrooge & Santa’s Toy Shoppe Puppet Theatre Through Dec. 24.

NorthPark Center’s whimsical Scrooge Puppet Theatre has been a holiday tradition for more than three decades.

Charles Dickens’ famous character creates a funny scene through the magic of puppetry by John Hardman of Le Theatre de Marionette. Children of all ages giggle with delight as everyone’s favorite despicable holiday character emerges from his cottage at the bottom of every hour. Come back time and again for this improvisational performance, and be sure to catch the final show on Christmas Eve when Scrooge finally is filled with the holiday spirit. Scrooge Puppet Theatre shows start at the bottom of the hour of every hour. NorthPark Center, 8687 N. Central Expressway, Dallas, 214-369-1234.

Storytime & Photos with Santa Claus Nov. 28-Dec. 24. Gather around Santa’s picture-book cottage to hear stories about the North Pole. Santa has been telling tales at NorthPark for decades, and we invite you to make it a part of your family’s holiday tradition.

Storytime hours: Monday – Saturday 10:30am; Sunday 12pm. Capture memories of a lifetime with one-on-one visits and portraits with Santa Claus. Children feel right at home in Santa Claus’ cozy living room with a fireplace, holiday tree and a comfy leather armchair. Take photos with your own camera or purchase professional portraits by Marc Robins Photography. Tickets are available starting at 9AM, Monday-Saturday, and 10AM on Sunday. Santa Claus hours:

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Monday-Saturday 11am-2pm, 2:30pm5pm,5:30pm-7pm; Sunday 12:30pm-3pm, 3:30pm-5pm. Christmas Eve 10am-2pm.

NorthPark Center, 8687 N. Central Expressway, Dallas, 214-369-1234.

Sparkle at the Anatole Through

Jan. 4, 2015. Set inside the Hilton Anatole’s Trinity Hall, amid a tapestry of twinkling lights and fantastic decorations, Sparkle! Christmas at the Anatole offers the ultimate family holiday experience during the most wonderful time of year. Visit website for details, ticket prices and operating hours. Hilton Anatole Hotel, 2201 N. Stemmons Freeway, Dallas, 214-748-1200 www.hiltonanatolehotel.com/christmas-experience/

A Christmas Carol Through Dec.

27. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, when last season’s sold-out, family-favorite, holiday production of A Christmas Carol returns to the Wyly Theatre. In this delightfully re-imagined take on Dickens’ enduring classic, featuring Chamblee Ferguson as Ebenezer Scrooge, the audience is surrounded by the actors, with magical ghosts flying above, scary ghosts bursting out of the floor, and snow falling on everyone. Full of traditional Christmas hymns and songs in fresh, toe-tapping musical arrangements, joyful bursts of choreography, and eye-popping special effects, A Christmas Carol is Dallas’ newest “must-see” holiday tradition. Appropriate for families. Recommended for ages 8 and above. Visit website for exact show times and to purchase tickets.

Wyly Theater, 2400 Flora Street, Dallas, www.dallastheatercenter.org/show_details.php?sid=94.

Gift of Lights at Texas Motor Speedway 6-10pm, through Jan. 1, 2015. Gift of lights is back and the fun is bigger, better and brighter than ever before. Get the entire family into the Christmas spirit. More than 600 unique displays in bright LED lights. And new this year, we have snow! Snow Town, a new attraction this year, features a unique outdoor tubing hill, snow castles, snowball gallery and a play area. M-T $15 and Fri-Sun $20. Tickets may be purchased online at a discounted rate.

Please visit website for full details. Texas Motor Speedway, 3545 Lone Star Circle, Fort Worth, www.giftoflightstms.com

Holiday at the Arboretum Dec.

1-31. 9am - 5pm Visitors can delight in the festive decorations at the DeGolyer Estate, take a stroll through the gardens to view seasonal plantings, and enjoy a variety of family-friendly activities.

Thousands visit the Arboretum each winter to enjoy the sparkling interior decor of the historic DeGolyer Estate.

2014 will feature the outdoor exhibition, The 12 Days of Christmas. This exhibit will consist of a Victorian collection of three-dimensional, life-size gazebos filled with the charming characters made famous in the old carol. The Twelve Days of Christmas exhibit will be playful, but with the careful attention to design and detail that visitors have come to expect from the Dallas Arboretum. The Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Road, Dallas, www.dallasarboretum.org.

tue 2 Pajama Story Time at the Sachse Public Library 7-8pm. Bring the whole family to the library on the first Tuesday of each month! Moms, Dads, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Brothers, Sisters, and (of course) KIDS are all invited to our special evening story time. It’s a great opportunity to get the whole family together to hear stories, sing songs and do other fun activities. It’s even more fun if you wear your pajamas!

Sachse Public Library, 3815-C Sachse Rd, Sachse, 972-530-8966.

wed 3 ESL Classes-Rowlett Public Library Wed-12am-12pm Free ESL classes are being offered by the Rowlett Public Library. Please read below for specific dates, times and locations: Tutoring will be offered for beginners on Mondays and Tuesdays at 1pm* and Saturdays at 10am. Tutoring for High Beginners will be offered on Mondays at 6pm and Wednesdays at 1pm*. *Weekly 1pm classes will be at City Hall in Conference Room B. December 20th will be the last class for 2014. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett, 972-412-6161.

thu 4 A Tuna Christmas Dec. 4-6. In this hilarious sequel to Greater Tuna, it’s Christmas in the third smallest town in Texas. Radio station OKKK news personalities Thurston Wheelis and Arles Struvie report on various Yuletide activities, including hot competition in the annual lawn display contest. In other news, voracious Joe Bob Lipsey’s production of “A Christmas Carol” is jeopardized by unpaid electric bills.

Many colorful Tuna denizens, some you will recognize from Greater Tuna and some appearing here for the first time, join in the holiday fun. A Tuna Christmas is a total delight for all seasons, whether performed by two quick changing comedians as on Broadway or by twenty or more. Production requirements are minimal, making the play suitable for school and community producers as

well as large venues. Audiences who have and who have not seen Greater Tuna will enjoy this laugh filled evening.

Visit the website for tickets and show times. Mesquite Arts Center Black Box Theater, 1527 N. Galloway Ave, Mesquite, 972-216-6444, www.mesquitecommunitytheatre.com/tickets.html.

Garland Christmas on the Square 5:30-9:30pm. Several special attractions will be available for families and guests to participate free of charge: Tubing down real snow hills, Ice carving demonstrations, Visits with Santa, Children’s Craft Area. Santa will be available for children to share their wish lists and get their picture taken starting directly after the tree lighting at 7 p.m. Garland Downtown Square, 625 Austin Street, Garland.

Christmas In The Park Dec. 4-6, 6-9pm. Christmas in the Park will return to Westlake Park December 4 – 6. The park is filled with a festive spirit and oodles of twinkling lights! This three day event will feature: pictures and letters to Santa, Mrs. Claus story time and cookies, hot cocoa, living manger, community yule log, bounce houses, hay rides, petting zoo, pony rides, crafts, concessionaires and more. Westlake Park, 421 Gross Road, Mesquite, 972-216-6260.

Book Club at the Mesquite Library 7-9pm. Patrons of the Mesquite Public Library are invited to join the Book Club. Each Month the Club will read a different book and then meet to discuss it. The Club will meet the first Thursday of each month at 7 p.m. in the Meeting Room at the Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Drive. The featured book for December is I Still Dream About You by Fannie Flagg. Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Drive, Mesquite, 972-216-6220.

First Thursday Late Night at the Perot Museum-Gadgets 7-9pm.

Discover new inventions and research with guest scientists, and even create your own invention. All you need to get in on the fun is the cost of general admission, so purchase your tickets online early. Your exhibit hall ticket on the date(s) of The Lab will gives you FREE access to this program. The Perot Museum will stay open from 10am-9pm first Thursdays. Come early and stay late! Perot Museum of Science and Nature, 2201 N. Field, Dallas, 214-428-5555, www.perotmuseum.org.

fri 5 Make a Card for a Soldier Craft 4-6pm. Come to the Library to make a card for a soldier craft. The librarian will mail the cards to our soldiers in time for them to have a happy holiday away from their home and families. Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Drive, Mesquite.

“The Nutcracker” by Dallas Ballet Company Dec. 5-7. Let the holiday season begin! Under the artistic direction of Brent and Judy Klopfenstein, Dallas Ballet Company returns to the

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the know it all Granville Arts Center to present this holiday classic, The Nutcracker. This Christmas tradition begins with the dream of a young girl Clara and her Nutcracker Prince. Come and enjoy this wonderful ballet tradition with a cast of more than two hundred students from the Dallas Ballet Center. Don’t wait to buy tickets – as this event has traditionally sold out before the curtain opens! Ticket prices are $20 and are available at the Granville Arts Center. The Patty Granville Arts Center, 300 N. 5th Street, Garland, 972205-2790, GarlandArtsBoxOffice.com.

Dallas Symphony Christmas Pops The Dallas Symphony’s beloved traditions returns with an all-new concert featuring holiday favorites, Christmas classics, majestic choir music and a sing-along to familiar carols.

Performances Dec. 5-7 & Dec. 12-21.

Visit website for specific performance times and to purchase tickets. The Meyerson Symphony Center, 2301 Flor Street, Dallas, www.mydso.com/season-tickets/single-tickets.aspx?ProductionType=15

Dallas Mavericks vs. Phoenix Suns 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Ave, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

sat 6 Holiday Crafts at the Library Celebrate the Holidays with seasonal crafts to keep or give to family or friends. All day on Saturday, December 6th, at the Rowlett Public Library during the Holiday Parade and Tree Lighting events. Rowlett Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett, 972-412-6161.

Rockwall Hometown Christmas Celebration 9am-10pm. This special day begins with the parade at 9am and continues until 10pm. Schedule of activities: 9-10:30am-Christmas Parade;10:30am-4pm-Find Frosty; 10:30am-12:30pm Mr. & Mrs. Santa at the Downtown Courthouse;10:30am1pm-Face painting; 1-4pm-Trackless train ride; 2-4pm-Holiday balloon artist; 2:30-5:30pm-Games 2U gaming trailer; 5:45-6pm-Processional parade to City Hall; 7-10pm-Christmas tree lighting at City Hall, carriage rides begin. Join the fun all day for these and other exciting events. Downtown Rockwall Square, 101 E. Rusk St., Rockwall.

Main Street Fest and Holiday Parade 3:30-7pm. Come out and join your friends and neighbors for a night full of fun that will feature the holiday parade followed by the tree lighting Ceremony! Kick off the holiday season with a night full of live music and a host of exciting activities including photos with Santa ($5), letter-writing to Santa, children’s activities, bounce houses, “touch a truck”, festival style foods, local vendors, holiday parade and fireworks! Event Timeline 3pm: Performances by local choirs: Lakeshore

Symphonic Winds & Pearson Elementary 4pm: Holiday Parade (Rowlett Exchange Club) 5pm: Performance by “The Wonderfuls” cover band 6:30pm: “Light Up Main” & Fireworks display *Children’s Area will close at 6pm to prepare for the fireworks display. Main Street Rowlett, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett.

FREE Movie “White Christmas” 7pm. The City of Garland is presenting a FREE movie at the Plaza Theatre on December 6, Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas.” Popcorn, soda and candy are available for $2 each. Concession profits on Thursday will be donated to the Good Samaritans of Garland. The Plaza Theatre, 521 W. State Street, Garland, 972-2052790, www.garlandarts.com.

Camp Gingerbread 10am-4pm. The holidays are sweet at Camp Gingerbread where little ones can decorate gingerbread cookies with their favorite sugary delights, including frosting, nuts, dried fruit, candies and sprinkles.

Proceeds benefit Shared Housing, a non-profit organization that facilitates affordable housing options for those in need. Cost is $10 per child. Camp Gingerbread hours: Saturday, December 6 10am – 5pm Sunday, December 7 11am – 4pm NorthPark Center, 8687 N. Central Expressway, Dallas, 214-369-1234.

Shed Your Winter Coat at the Dallas Zoo 9am-4pm. The Zoo Unto Others employee volunteer team at the Dallas Zoo is sponsoring the “Shed Your Winter Coat” coat drive to benefit clients of The Stewpot, a barrier-free resource center for the homeless and at-risk of Dallas. The coat drive takes place on Saturday, December 6, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Bring a new or gently used coat, blanket, or sleeping bag and receive FREE admission to the Dallas Zoo that day for each item donated.

The Dallas Zoo, 650 South R. L. Thornton Freeway, Dallas, 469-554-7500, www.dallaszoo.com.

27th Annual Children’s Medical Center Holiday Parade 10am. Now in its 27th year, the nationally syndicated Children’s Medical Center Holiday Parade is a tradition in Dallas and across the country. More than 400,000 spectators along the parade route will be dazzled by marching bands, giant helium balloons, spectacular floats and unique performances. For more information visit childrens.com/parade. Downtown Dallas, Market & Commerce Streets, Dallas, dallaschildrensparade.com.

thu 11 Christmas Concert at the Mesquite Main Library 4pm. The Mesquite Public Library System will host a Christmas Concert at 4 p.m. on December 11 at the Main Library, 300 West Grubb Drive. Violinist Lev Kardonsky and pianist Mimi Gutem will perform in the library check-out desk area, allowing visitors to enjoy the music as

they read, look for books and check out materials. Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Street, Mesquite.

Page Turners Book Discussion Group at the Garland Central Library 7-8pm. Are you a Page Turner? Would you like to be? The Library’s book discussion group meets monthly at the Central Library. Meetings are informal and begin at 7 p.m. All interested readers are invited to join the discussion or come just to listen. Walk-ins are welcome. Dec. 11 My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George Garland Central Library, 625 Austin St., Garland, 972-205-2502, www.nmls.lib.tx.us.

“It’s A Wonderful Life” by CORP

Dec. 11-14. One man’s life can have more impact on things around him than anyone might realize. This is the main lesson for George Bailey. When George finds himself in a desperate situation prayers are sent to help him. In response to these prayers we meet Clarence Odbody, a simple, loveable angel. Tickets $10. Visit the website for show times and to purchase tickets. The Plaza Theatre, 521 W. State Street, Garland, 972-2052790, CORPtheatre.org.

fri 12 Winter Craft at the Mesquite Library 4-5pm. Come to the Library to make a fun winter craft. Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Drive, Mesquite.

“Christmas in Mexico” by Mexico 2000 Ballet Folklorico 7-10pm. For eight consecutive years México 2000 Ballet Folklorico has been presenting “Christmas in México” or “Navidad en México,” a Pastorela-Dance under the direction of Mary and Alex Palencia.

This choreographic montage, with more than 100 participants, is a representation of the birth of Jesus Christ, but with a unique style of mixing the biblical story with traditional dances from México and other countries. This play includes traditional Mexican Christmas songs spreading the spirit of the Christmas season with beautiful costumes and choreography. Tickets are $15 and $12 for seniors and children under 6.

The Patty Granville Arts Center, 300 N. 5th Street, Garland, 214-364-2629, Mexico2000.net.

The Rankin Brothers Classic Christmas Show 8pm. Branson Missouri’s “Entertainers of the Year” bring their Award Winning Classic Christmas Show to Garland in December. With over 20 awards including four time winner for “Best Show”, The Rankin Brothers Classic Music Revue has become a Branson favorite! This fast paced production covers over 5 decades of music and will keep you captivated from beginning to end with Impersonations, Tributes, & Comedy! This is a show the whole family will enjoy! To purchase tickets call at 972-205-2790

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or visit GarlandArtsBoxOffice.com. The Rankin Brothers. The Patty Granville Arts Center, 300 N. 5th Street, Garland, 972205-2790, GarlandArtsBoxOffice.com.

sat 13 Trip to the North Pole 2-3pm.

A very special guest from the North Pole will read Christmas stories, share a special treat and make the holiday season magical. This event is free. Rowlett Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett, 972-412-6161.

A DSO Family Christmas 11am. The family tradition continues during the holidays with the DSO, its chorus and The Children’s Chorus of Greater Dallas.

And if you’re good, Santa himself will make a special visit! Ticket prices vary, please visit website to purchase tickets.

The Meyerson Symphony Center, 2301 Flora Street, Dallas, 214-TIX-4DSO www. mydso.com/season-tickets/subscriptions/14-15-family-series/productions/ dso-family-christmas.aspx#.

Discovery Days: Patterns in Nature 10am-4pm. Earth, water, air, fire and weather. Uncover the natural resources of our earth, create biomes, experiment with elements and discover weather patterns around the world.

Families discover the fun of science together every second Saturday! Try out real experiments, design and build new creations. Discovery Days are free for Museum members and included in the cost of general admission for non-members. Perot Museum of Nature and Science, 2201 N. Field St., Dallas, 214-428-5555, www.perotmuseum.org/ events-and-programs/family-adventures/discovery-days/index.html#2014-earth-science.

Dallas Mavericks vs. Golden State Warriors 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com

tue 16 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer The Musicl Dec. 16-21. The original television classic comes to life!

Visit website to for exact show times/ dates and to purchase tickets. The Majestic Theatre, 1925 Elm St., Dallas, 214-871-5000, www.ticketdfw.com/ whats-on/2014/rudolph-the-red-nosedreindeer/.

wed 17 Menorah Lighting 6:30-8pm. Join NorthPark Center and Rabbi Dubrawsky from the Chabad of Dallas to celebrate Chanukah with the lighting of the menorah in the Festival of Lights.

Complimentary refreshments will be served after the lights have been kindled. NorthPark Center, 8687 N. Central Expressway, Dallas, 214-369-1234.

fri 19 Mistletoe Soccer Tournament Team sign up only for U6/ U7 (Futsal)-$125; and U9-U17-$250.

Deadline to register is Dec 15. See ad in this issue. Rockwall Indoor Sports Expo, 2922 S. Goliad St, Rockwall, 972-7729061, www.riserockwall.com.

Christmas Craft at the Mesquite Library 4-5pm. Come to the Library to make a Christmas craft and have some holiday fun. Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Drive, Mesquite.

“Miracle on 34th Street” by Breitling Youth Theatre Dec. 19

& 20. Kris Kringle, an elderly man in a retirement home, gets a job working as Santa for Macy’s. Kris unleashes waves of good will with Macy’s customers and the commercial world of New York City by referring parents to other stores to find exactly the toy their child has asked for. Seen as deluded and dangerous by Macy’s vocational counselor, who plots to have Kris shanghaied to Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital, Kris ends up in a court competency hearing. Especially at stake is one little girl’s belief in Santa. In a dramatic decision, the court confirms Kris as the true Santa, allowing Susan and countless other children to experience the joy of childhood fantasy. Tickets are $6-$10. The Plaza Theatre, 521 W. State Street, Garland, 972-658-3925, ActingForChildren.org.

sat 20 Mistletoe Carnival 10am-2pm.

Pictures with Santa, Crafts, Face Painting, Balloon Artist, Bounce Houses, Raffles and Prizes.Booth rental available.

See ad in this issue. Rockwall Indoor Sports Expo, 2922 S. Goliad St, Rockwall, 972-772-9061, www. riserockwall.com.

Holiday Movie & Popcorn 2-4pm.

December 20 at 2 p.m. in the Meeting Room. FROZEN is the tale of a kingdom held in eternal winter by the powerful Snow Queen, Elsa, and the efforts by her sprightly sister, Anna, who teams up with a rough-hewn mountaineer, Kristoff, and his trusty reindeer, Sven, to break the icy spell. The movie is by Walt Disney Animation Studios based on Hans Christian Andersen’s beloved fairy tale The Snow Queen and is PG. Free for all ages and free popcorn, too! Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett, 972-412-6161.

Treats of Christmas 10am-7pm. Join NorthPark Center for the ultimate holiday bake sale benefiting the North Texas Food Bank’s Cooking Matters™. Dozens of premier chefs from area restaurants and catering companies present an assortment of gourmet cakes, sweets, pies and cookies available for purchase.

Cooking Matters™ empowers more than 15,000 families each year with the skills,

knowledge and confidence to prepare healthy and affordable meals. NorthPark Center, 8687 N. Central Expressway, Dallas, 214-369-1234.

Dallas Mavericks vs. San Antonio Spurs 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www. mavs.com.

sun 21 Dallas Cowboys vs. Indianapolis Colts 3:25pm. AT&T Stadium, 925 N. Collins St. , Arlington, 817-892-5000, www.dallascowboys.com.

mon 22 Winter Reading Club School is out, so let’s encourage reading over the holidays with a special Winter Reading Club at the Rowlett Public Library. Read as much as you can to earn “snowflakes” to put up in the Children’s Area. At the end of the program, there will be a special party to announce the students who read the most over the holidays, with punch and cookies and door prizes!

The program is free and open to children ages 5 to 18. Register at the Rowlett Public Library Reference Desk starting on Monday, December 22, 2014. The Winter Reading Club will continue through the Christmas Break until Friday, January 2, 2015. There will be a special party to announce the students who read the most over the holidays, with punch and cookies and door prizes on Saturday, January 3, 2015. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett, 972-412-6161.

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Your Community

Story Times

Garland - Central Branch............................................625 Austin St., 972-205-2517 Mon - Toddler Storytime 10am, ages 18-36mo.; Preschool Storytime 11am, ages 3-5 Garland - North Branch.................... 3845 North Garland Ave., 972-205-2802 Wed - Wee Read 10:30am, ages 0-17mo. Fri - Toddler Storytime 10am, ages 18-36mo; Preschool Storytime 11am, ages 3-5 Garland - South Branch.............................. 4845 Broadway Blvd., 972-205-3933 Wed - Toddler Storytime 10am, ages 18- 36mo; Preschool Storytime 11am, ages 3-5. Sat - Family Storytime 10:30am, all ages

Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

Garland - Walnut Creek..................................3319 Edgewood Dr., 972-205-2585 Tue - Family Storytime 7pm, all ages

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Sachse Public Library............................. 3815 Sachse Rd. Bldg. C, 972-530-8966 Thu – Shake, Rattle & Read, 11am, ages 0-4; Preschool Story Time 11am, ages 4-6

Dallas Mavericks vs. Los Angeles Lakers 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Ave, Dallas, www. mavs.com.

sun 28 Dallas Mavericks vs. OKC Thunder 6:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www. mavs.com.

tue 30 Dallas Mavericks vs. Washington Wizards 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.

Mesquite - Main Branch.......................................300 W. Grubb Dr., 972-216-6220 Tues - Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 3-5; Evening Story Time 7pm, all ages. Wed - Infant Lapsit Story Time 9:30am, ages 6-12mo; Young & Restless Story Time 10:30am, 13mo -2yrs. Thu - Toddler Time 10:30am, ages18mo-3yrs. Sat - Story Time 11am, ages 6-18mo Mesquite - North Branch.......................................... 2600 Oates Dr., 972-681-0465 Tue - Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 3-5. Thu - Toddler Time 10:30am, ages18mo-3yrs Rockwall County Library.................... 1215 E. Yellowjacket Ln., 972-204-7700 Mon – Terrific Twos 10:15am, ages 2-3yrs; Preschool Story Time 11:15am, ages 3-6. Tues – Baby Bounce 10:15am; ages 0-12 mos; Preschool Story Time 11:15am; ages 3-6. Wed – Terrific Twos 10:15am, ages 2-3yrs; Preschool Story Time 11:15am, ages 3-6; Listener’s Story Time 1:30pm, ages 4+. Thu - Walkers Story Time 10:15am, ages 12-24 mos.; Family Story Time in Spanish 7pm. Fri - Walkers Story Time 10:15am, ages 12-24 mo.

Rowlett Public Library..................................................... 3900 Main St., 972-412-6161 Mon - Baby Story Time 10am & 10:30am (ages 0-2). Wed - Toddler Story Time 10am & 10:30am (for toddlers).

Thu – Prime Time 4pm (grades 1-4 after-school book program. Fri - Preschool Story Time 10am & 10:30am (preschoolers)

Please note: Although we strive to bring you the most current information available regarding event dates & times, confirming with the event venue before going is always a good idea. SP.

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bet if researchers did a study on parents, they’d discover that collectively, most of us haven’t had one single, important, creative and/or probing thought in years.

We’re practically clueless.

It’s no wonder...who can think with all the noise children make - the constant questions - the running and screaming - the music blaring from every room in the house (occupied or not).

This immutable clamor makes contemplative thought, let alone reading directions, composing a shopping list, and stringing two or more words together nearly impossible.

(Incidentally, it’s always during a crisis in my home, like when the dishwasher floods or a letter arrives from the IRS or a tree falls on the house, that my kids really shoot for the stars and start a 16-piece saucepan orchestra in the kitchen.) Parents are complete morons, really. No longer able to think, we just stare off into space - only able to get through the day by pure animal instinct.

This is why you’ll see a parent at the grocery store staring blankly at frozen orange juice while her screaming children climb in and out of the grocery cart. The mom doesn’t twitch a muscle. She can’t. She just desperately clutches her shopping list and stares at the freezer window, trying unsuccessfully to put together the thought: “do...we...need...juice?”

People without children often misread these situations.

They’ll push their cart past the mom and think the poor woman is dreaming of being alone on a tropical island. The rest of us, of course, know exactly what’s going on - she’s caught in a complete, helpless, dim-witted state...sort of like the juice.

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men witness this every day.

Salesman: Good afternoon sir, do you have a home alarm system?

Me: Uhhhh.

Salesman: Should I take that as a no, sir? Or, does the drool mean, yes?

Over time, I’ve tried to compensate - develop a few survival techniques.

I’ve had success driving around lost with the children, even with mapsco. As the children are belting out song lyrics, I’ve learned to talk to myself to avoid drifting into a moronic state. I’ll say to myself: “It’s okay Ken, concentrate...watch the road....that’s right - noise is your friend...don’t forget, it’s illegal to jump out of a moving car...”

I’ve also learned to steal some moments alone...just to think. For example, I’ll take a slow walk to the mailbox, hide in the shower, turn on the vacuum cleaner, or run down the street pretending to chase the cat. When I really want to get crazy, instead of drugs and alcohol, I’ll find a quiet place to feel the rush of a complete thought. I’m sure you’ve seen me at the library...giggling to myself.

I suppose there is money to be made in all of this. I could rent my house out to those professionals who might benefit from the noise. I could start a trade school for people who need to learn how to filter out distractions - like bomb diffusers, safe crackers, and school bus drivers.

Little good it does me in my job though. Unfortunately, I’m a writer and I need a quiet atmosphere to concentrate.

When I don’t get it, I make mistakes.

When I don’t get it, I make mistakes. SP

let’s make

snow globes!

Let your kids make their own snow globe! Make several scenes, one for each bedroom.

Or personalize and place at individual table settings.

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What you’ll need: - Old jars with lids (Mason jars, peanut butter jars, and baby-food jars work well.)

- Glue gun - Plastic Christmas figures (Check craft or hobby stores for the figures used in “under the-tree” scenes.)

- White rocks, marbles, or decorative glass pieces - Water - Food coloring (optional) - White glitter and/or white confetti (Use metallic or plastic confetti, not paper.)

What you’ll do:

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Wash and dry the jar and the lid. Glue the figures and the rocks to the inside of the jar lid using a glue gun.

The woman is at the heart of the home. Let us pray that we women realize the reason for our existence: to love and be loved and through this love become instruments of peace in the world.

— Mother Teresa of Calcutta

Fill the jar with cold water to within 1/3 inch of the top. If desired, add a drop of food coloring (blue makes a nice sky effect). Add 2 tablespoons glitter and/or confett

Squeeze a line of hot glue around the inside rim of the lid and immediately seal the jar with the lid.

GOTTA LOVE ‘EM

Editor’s note: You can find clear plastic jars for your tiny tots to enjoy too. We found it at www.fun.familyeducation.com. Enjoy!

LOL with James Estes!

Source: xmasfun.com/Jokes.aspx

WHAT DO YOU CALL PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS? Claustrophobic WHAT DO SNOWMEN EAT FOR BREAKFAST? Ice Crispies WHY DO MUMMIES LIKE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH? Because of all the wrapping!

My 3 year old granddaughter was in a habit of saying, “what the heck!” In an effort to help her make a better choice to express herself, I suggested, “How about saying ‘Oh my goodness’ instead”. The next time she felt the need to “express” herself she blurted out, “What the goodness!”

SHARON GROVES, GRANDMOTHER/READER

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