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MARY SHARES COWARDLY LION: “ALL RIGHT, I’LL GO IN THERE FOR DOROTHY. WICKED WITCH OR NO WICKED WITCH, GUARDS OR NO GUARDS, I’LL TEAR THEM APART. I MAY NOT COME OUT ALIVE, BUT I’M GOING IN THERE. THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I WANT YOU FELLOWS TO DO….. TALK ME OUT OF IT!”

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RECOGNIZING COURAGE

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hat does a mother recognize early on in their child’s life? Their character! We often hear moms talking about how different their children are; a bookworm, or an athlete, shy or outgoing. We can see qualities in our kids that we hold in our hearts too.

My daughter came to me recently and told me that her father told her she had courage. I looked at her and said, “You do have courage, and you‘ve had courage since you were very little.” Looking a bit quizitive, I told her what her dad and I see in her is something from within.

I told her about the first time I dropped her off at pre-school. She had courage; I had angst. Watching from the window, I witnessed her approach a child who was crying; she touched them and smiled. She was nearing 3 years old. She asked “how is that courage?” I reminded her that she could have cried too.

I told her that courage is often associated with soldiers, police officers, fire fighters, and astronauts.

These people are courageous, but it also takes courage to be good and moral. So we talked about how it takes courage to do the right thing when others choose a different path or to do something you’ve never done. Courage isn’t the absence of fear, but to act with confidence and conviction when it’s required. This, (her dad and I) have witnessed time and time again. We are involved in several organizations; I watched as she walked into a room with other girls she did not know (yet) with courage; we have heard her talking to someone and witnessing (kindly) that what they had done was wrong. She has even come to us to report her own bad behavior (of sorts). This takes courage; courage to say “I was wrong” or “you were right!”

I can remember several years ago, at Christmas time, I saw Caroline (11yrs) walk across the street to talk to our neighbor. I watched as she BE OF GOOD approached her with confidence. Now, Nancy was a good neighbor, but COURAGE, AND HE Caroline had only been in her presence with us, or at Halloween when SHALL STRENGTHEN YOUR HEART, ALL Nancy would be on her doorstep. I never said anything about watching YE THAT HOPE IN and didn’t ask her any questions. But when Christmas morning came I THE LORD. knew what she must have been talking about. She asked Nancy (who — PSALM 31:24 was a quilter) if she could embroider a message on a quilt (a gift from Caroline and Clayton). Her courage to go ask this of our neighbor was amazing. That Christmas present is so incredibly special to me.

More recently, she was challenged too. Her track coach wanted her to run the last race of the day.

Caroline asked if she could be replaced because she was very exhausted. Her coach pushed her a bit and told her that he wanted her to rest for 35 minutes. He reminded her that she was there to win points for her team. Caroline’s response was “okay coach.” She ran the last leg of a 4 x 400 and the team was 25 yards in the rear. Her determination to get those points made her push through her discomfort and run as fast as she could knowing she was not going to win (team placed third).

I told her, “Courage is also about stepping up when needed, because you could have cried.” SP

COVER MODEL Ivy, 6 years Meet Ivy, an adventurous girl who loves water slides and roller coasters. She has a big brother, Kai, and a big sister, Lena, one bunny and 2 cats. Her favorite pastimes are catching butterflies, playing soccer, painting and her friends. When she grows up she wants to be a tiger trainer and magician.

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YOU SHOULD KNOW DISPOSAL DISPLEASING? ELIMINATE ODORS IN DISPOSAL Drop in a cut-up lemon, some salt and a few ice cubes. The lemon takes care of the odor while the ice and salt clean away the residue.

SANITIZE YOUR DISPOSAL

Pour half of a cup of baking soda into the disposal, then add one cup of vinegar. Cover the drain with a plug.

While the baking soda and vinegar are fizzing and cleaning, heat some water to boiling then carefully pour it down the drain. Repeat weakly to maintain an odor free disposal.

WALK THIS WAY The evidence is clear on this! Walking a few times each week can increase the volume of the hippocampus (think long term memory) by 2-percent each year (instead of shrinking) How to do it: Walk for at least 40 minutes three times a week. It takes time, so consider making a commitment to walk this way forever!

PROTECT YOUR FAMILY TIME TO REPLACE YOUR PILLOW? You should wash your pillows twice a year. Down and Fiberfill pillows can be washed in the washer. Wash two pillows at a time to keep the washer balanced in warm water on the gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low heat, fluffing and turning them often. You can’t put foam pillows in the washing machine, but you can spot clean them and tumble them in the dryer on no heat for 20 minutes. If you keep them clean, they should last three years. To test if it’s time to replace your pillow, fold it in half; if it doesn’t spring back, it’s time for a new one.

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A study by the National Fire Protection Association discovered that almost 5 million American homes don’t have any smoke detectors. Yikes! The recommendation is that there is a smoke detector in every bedroom, outside every sleeping area and on each level of the house. So, the average two-story, 3 bedroom house should have at least five. And they should be replaced every 10 years.

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WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING! Sleeping is the most important activity (yes activity) that we do. Our brain is very active when we are sleeping, and sleeping is crucial to our health and well being. Researchers found that the brain processes complex stimuli during sleep, and uses this information to make decisions while awake.

While you are sleeping the brain forms new memories and consolidates older ones. So it’s helping to cement the new information we recently took in for better recollection later.

Sleep before learning helps prepare the brain to receive new memories, and sleep after learning is important to achieve the “save and file” of new information. So think about what it means when we say “I’m going to sleep on this” before making a decision. Keep in mind, pulling an “all-nighter” to study something could drop your ability to learn the new information by up to 40%. (source:newsinhealth.nih.gov)

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QUESTIONS { + PROFESSIONAL ANSWERS }

I S A B E L L A S AY S . . .

Q. I am a new mom and a new “Texan.” I found your publication and love the editorial and appreciate the local resources, I found my new pediatrician right away.

What I need right now are friends! Any suggestions?

A. Thank you! And welcome to Texas. I agree moms need friends and sometimes this can be difficult and oddly, we can feel like an awkward adolescent again! So go ahead and brush up on your friend making skills and arrange to get out and about. A stroller is your first best friend; take to the neighborhood and then venture out to local parks. Also, keep a look out for mom groups; occasionally they post events and meet-ups in our “Know It All” calendars. Not sure what city you are residing in, but I bet you could connect with the Dallas Moms Blog; they have a list Community Playgroups and tons of great ideas, discussions, and well, friendship!

MARTY ASKS...

Q. My child wants the same food every day. He is a bit of a picky eater. Should I be concerned?

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Q. Would love to know techniques I can use to help my autistic child in the pool.

Therapy masked as fun!

A. This is not uncommon. Some young ones

A. By adding well planned activities and

may go days, even weeks, where they will only eat one food, in fact, there is a term for this, “food jags.” Although food jags leave parents frustrated, it’s helpful to go ahead and offer his favorite food, but be certain to also include other nutritious foods as well.

This will encourage variety. Also, give the kid kitchen duties! A kitchen stool, a colander, and water to clean veggies may just increase his interest in different foods. If this persists and he starts eliminating more foods or entire food groups you may want to enlist the help of a Registered Dietitian, specializing in pediatric nutrition.

games to your child’s summer routine, you can increase muscle strength, endurance, balance, and work on their social skills too. Try this: Purchase a few differently textured pool noodles (smooth, bumpy, or made from foam.)

Your child will like feeling (experiencing) the tactile differences. To play, have her “ride the noodle” like it’s a horse across the pool to feed him out of a bucket, then “ride” back to the starting point. Do this back and forth.

Virtually all aquatic activities that your child does will help them develop key skills that will benefit them outside of the water too. Make some memories and have fun!

M.E. CALDWELL, RDN

CARA KOSCINKI, MOT, OTR/L Author

EDITOR, a mom who misses the stay-at-home days with tots!

ASK THE SPECIALIST

Q. My child (9 yrs) snores at night and my sister, a dental hygenist, said it could be from a sleep disorder.

A. Your sister is referring to Sleep Disordered Breathing (SDB). SDB typically results from a con-

STEVEN TITENSOR, DDS, TitensorDental.com

stricted or underdeveloped airway and has been clinically associated with many childhood health disorders (chronic allergies, swollen tonsils and adenoids, snoring, crowded teeth, and more).

There is a therapy that we have been using in our practice called Perfect Start, this oral appliance promotes the proper growth and development of a child’s oral cavity, the jaw and upper palate, and as these areas develop more fully, a child’s airway can widen and expand, allowing them to breathe nasally.

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LAUNDRY TIP

4 If you’re like most moms, keeping up with the laundry can feel like a losing battle, but here’s an idea that will help prevent you from getting caught on game day without a clean uniform for your athlete. Designate an additional basket in the laundry room as the “please wash me first” basket. Then train family members to put their most pressing (and only their most pressing) items in there.

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MOMENTS { BY PATRICK HEMPFING }

THANK YOU … AT 70 WORDS PER MINUTE

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hank you – two words, only eight letters. “Thanks” could

One day, after Mom had finished her unappetizing lunch, I headed

cut it to a single word. Heck, sometimes words aren’t even

to the hospital cafeteria. As I walked down the hallway, I saw an elderly

needed – a warm embrace, held hand, or gentle forehead

man with a cane who looked familiar. I stopped and hesitantly asked,

kiss are effective nonverbal ways to show appreciation. Of

“Mr. Furhman?”

course, it’s even more special when “Thanks” is followed by “I love you.”

Last July, I drove 15 hours to Pennsylvania for my mother’s serious operation. It hasn’t seemed that long since Mom combed my hair to get me ready for school. Luckily, since she drove the school bus (for 42

“Yes.” “I thought that was you. You haven’t changed a bit. Patrick Hempfing, class of 1978. I had you for typing in high school.”

After I exchanged pleasantries with the teacher I hadn’t seen for

years), my chances of missing it were miniscule. Somehow those school

36 years, I asked, “Guess what I do for a living?” Before he could

days had long passed and now my tough, energetic mother was frail.

answer I blurted out, “I’m a writer. I can still type 70 words a minute.”

The words “stressed, fatigued, and worried” summed up my emotional week. I pondered the role reversal from my younger years as I brushed Mom’s hair and fed her ice chips, broth, and Jell-O.

To be honest, this may have been a slight overstatement, though I am proficient with the keyboard.

I filled Mr. Fuhrman in on all the jobs I’ve performed since I took his

Mom just peeled and cut bananas for my morning cereal. Now I had

class. He smiled when I told him that, a few weeks earlier, I thought

to excite her about the tray of clear liquids delivered to her hospital

about him when I instructed my daughter, Jessie, to “place her fingers

room. All the times she held a tissue to my nose and said, “Blow,”

on the home row keys.” I’ve been trying to teach her to type instead of

pinching, in my opinion, too hard, came to mind when I became the holder of the tissue and issued the command.

The “Fall Risk” sign posted outside her hospital room took me back to the

peck. As our meeting concluded, I thanked him for making a difference in my life. I’m not sure which of us enjoyed our chance meeting in the hospital more, but I know we both cherished the moment.

Months have passed since that week-long visit to the hospital, and I am thankful that Mom is doing better. She turned 80 in November and

days when I held my outstretched arms for

is as feisty as ever. After her hospital stint, she spent three weeks in

my daughter, Jessie, to prevent my toddler

rehab. Much to her dismay, she had to re-take her driver’s test before

from falling. Now my ailing mom needed the

she could drive again. She set a goal, took the test, and passed. Thank

assistance. How did the years go so fast?

you, Mom, for the great lesson on perseverance.

Jessie, the next time you’re faced with a challenge and feel like saying, “I can’t,” think of your Mom Maw and her driver’s test. You can do it. I also want you to always keep a thankful heart and express your gratitude with warm hugs and kind words, spoken, written in cursive, or typed, regardless of how fast you can press the keys. We can’t all have Mr. Furhman as our typing teacher.

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. I’m grateful you’ve been here for 80 years. Thank you for the lessons you taught me, and drive safely. Maybe one day, you’ll bump into your road test examiner, not with your car, I hope, and have a chance to thank her for putting you at ease as you took your first driving test in decades.

Until next month, remember to cherish the moments.

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Patrick Hempfing had a 20-year professional career in banking, accounting, and auditing before he became a father at age 44. He is now a full-time husband, stay-at-home dad and writer. www.facebook.com/patricklhempfing

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he other night I attended a mom’s night out with a few girlfriends.

We went to one of those “Paint and Sip” places, where you take a painting workshop while drinking wine and socializing. The teacher brings in a sample painting, and takes the class step-by-step through recreating it. The atmosphere is very relaxed, and it’s supposed to be a fun way to explore your creative side while spending time with friends.

My entire group has young children at home. We were desperate for a break from kids, and looked forward to some fun adult conversation.

And I figured the wine couldn’t hurt, either.

When we arrived, I stopped to look at the piece we would be painting.

It featured a deep blue night sky with a luminescent full moon. Trees with leaves in glittery fall colors graced a craggy beach. The calm ocean held a reflection of the moon, and the sky was dotted with tiny pinpoints of light.

It was beautiful. And it looked impossible to replicate.

There were about thirty students that night, mostly women. Once we settled in with our snacks and wine, the teacher started the lesson. First, we were to paint the top third of the canvas in blue. That was easy, and it felt soothing, spreading the creamy paint onto the textured canvas.

The scent of acrylics and wine drifted up and my shoulders relaxed as I painted. Then, we were instructed to add a little black to the blue, painting our way down the canvas until the color was completely black at the bottom, with the blue color gradually darkening. That’s when I heard the first negative comments from around the room.

“I messed up!” “Can I start over?” “I made my blue too dark!”

As we worked, the conversation at my table turned to parenting and kids, as it usually does when a bunch of moms get together. Many of my group had given up careers to be at home with their kids.

We talked about how difficult that transition can be.

“The hardest part about staying home taking care of kids,” one friend said, “is that you never get any feedback. At least at work I got quarterly evaluations to tell me how I was doing.”

“And a paycheck!” another mom said.

Once the backgrounds of our canvases were finished, we blow-dried our paintings, and then began adding in the tree trunks. The teacher showed us exactly how to create these with a thin paintbrush turned sideways, painting long stripes from the bottom up, then adding branches. Next, we created a big full moon and dabbed the moon’s reflection onto the water in white.

The comments began again. “My moon looks like an egg!” “I hate my trees!” I don’t know how many trees to paint.” “Can I look at yours?”

After the grumbling in the room died down, our table went back to our previous conversation as we tried to follow the teacher’s directions.

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A mom of two spoke up first. “Any feedback on your parenting skills you do get is negative!”

“Yeah,” I said. “No one ever stops you in the grocery store and tells what a great job you are doing with your kids.”

“No,” another added, “but they sure do give you the look when the kids act up!”

After our tree trunks dried, the teacher showed us how to mix three colors to achieve a golden-brown for painting fall leaves onto our bare trees.

Again, the comments began.

“My leaves are too big!” “I can’t get that color!” “Did I put too many?”

The self-criticism I was hearing around the room reminded me of how we critique ourselves as parents. While it’s true that the media, parenting experts, and even other moms are always telling us what we are doing wrong—often our worst enemies are ourselves.

No one can criticize us as harshly as we criticize ourselves.

When I finished my artwork, I walked around the room and checked out the other paintings. I was amazed at how different they all were. Every student had been given the same colors and the same set of instructions, yet each person’s individuality shone through in their art. And each painting was beautiful.

But when the class wrapped up, many students were unhappy with their results.

“Don’t worry,” the teacher said. “In a minute we are going to each view our paintings from a distance. You will be happy and surprised at what you have done.”

One by one, we placed our paintings on an easel at the front and stood behind a line on the floor to view our work from several feet away.

The comments began again, but now they were entirely different.

“Wow, it really looks good!” “I can’t believe I painted that!”

“My leaves aren’t so bad from here!”

“You were too close to it before,” the teacher said.

And it was true. My less-than-round moon and too-thick tree trunks were pretty when viewed as a whole, as a small part of the bigger picture.

I believe that it is the same with parenting. The little things—like the time you yelled at your kids or fed them mac ’n’ cheese four days in a row—seem huge when viewed up close. Or when you are in the middle of bigger problems, such as a teen with bad grades in school or a kid in trouble, you feel you have flunked at parenting.

But down the road, when our kids are grown, it will all fade into the background. Every painting will look a little different, but they will all be beautiful. SP

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HIGH REGARD March was a good month for the Carson Leslie Foundation Because of the commitment of its founder, Annette Leslie, who in honor of her own child, Carson, and his battle until death from brain cancer, this organization has made a positive impact in behalf of children battling Cancer. So much so that the State of Texas House of Representatives has awarded CLF with a Resolution stating that their achievements have made a positive impact in support of research for Pediatric Brain Cancer.

Annette will be the first person to say that she does not do this alone; she has scores of dedicated friends and other organizations helping her with raising funds, as well as contributing time and efforts to enrich the lives of teens battling cancer.

Congratulations to the Carson Leslie Foundation! SP

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KNOW IT ALL { YOUR COMMUNITY CALENDAR }

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MOVIE IN THE AMPHITHEATER

SAN JACINTO PLAZA MUSIC SERIES 6:30-9pm. Spend an evening in Downtown Rockwall’s newest public space, San Jacinto Plaza. Live Music Friday and Saturday evenings. Café style tables and chairs and a seat wall. You are welcome to bring your own chairs, food and beverage! 101 E. Rusk St., Rockwall.

MOONLIGHT MOVIES –MURPHY AMPHITHEATER 7pm. Come early to claim your space! Movie begins at dusk. Playing: Finding Nemo.

Enjoy give-a-ways. Popcorn, and drinks will begin at 7:15pm. Stop by the Murphy Community Center, 205 North Murphy Road, on the Monday before each movie to pick up movie tickets. Attached to each movie ticket is a discount coupon for a Kona Ice. Free event. 972-468-4444

PAJAMA STORY TIME AT THE ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY 7-7:30pm. Wind down the day with a blankie, pillow, lullaby and bedtime story.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett. 972.412-6161

8:15pm. Bring your lawn chairs and blankets and relax in the outdoor amphitheater as we watch Big Hero 6. Popcorn and drinks will be served! City Municipal Complex Amphitheater, 3815 B Sachse Rd., Sachse, 469-429-0275

SAN JACINTO PLAZA MUSIC SERIES 6:30-9pm. Spend an evening in Downtown Rockwall’s newest public space, San Jacinto Plaza. Live Music Friday and Saturday evenings. Café style tables and chairs as well as a seat wall. You are welcome to bring your own chairs, food and beverage!

101 E. Rusk St., Rockwall.

SUN 3 PEDAL CAR RACE 2015 1-3pm. The 10th Annual 500 Pedal Car Race, beneiftting the Wylie Area Special Olympics program. Winner receive trophies in two age brackets. Parents bring you children and their friends. It’s fun for a great cause!

Registration is at 1pm. Race starts at 2pm. $10/includes T-Shirt! 100 N. Ballard Ave., Downtown Wylie

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ROCKWALL FARMERS MARKET

ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY

8am-noon. The market features locally grown fruits and vegetables, plants, flowers, honey, coffee, natural beef &poultry and pasta! Enjoy breakfast, brunch or lunch at restaurants on The Square, and shop at the local boutiques and shops. Over 30 vendors! Located on Historic Downtown Square – San Jacinto @ Hwy 66; 101 E. Rusk St., Rockwall

FAMILY SATURDAY MOVIE 2-4pm. Come to enjoy the original STAR WARS feature film at the Rowlett Community Center, 5300 Main Street. Rated PG, 121 minutes, FREE for all ages, and FREE popcorn too! 972-412-6161

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English as a Second Language Class. Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level)Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students with preference given to Rowlett residents and people working in Rowlett.

Please register at the Reference Desk.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

TUE 5 FUN WITH CRAFTING 6-7:30pm. It’s time to get creative! Come join others for card making, paper crafts and more. Learn about stamping and crafting techniques and make something special to take home. Suppies are provided. All ages welcome. Sachse Public Library, 3815-C Sachse Road, Sachse, 972-530-8966

PAJAMA STORY TIME AT THE SACHSE PUBLIC LIBRARY 7-8 pm Bring the whole family to the library on the first Tuesday of each month! Moms, Dads, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Brothers, Sisters, and (of course) KIDS are all invited to our special evening story time. It’s a great opportunity to get the whole family together to hear stories, sing songs and do other fun activities. It’s even more fun if you wear your pajamas! Sachse Public Library, 3815-C Sachse Rd, Sachse. 972-530-8966

WED 6 ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY English as a Second Language Class. Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level)Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Class size is limited to 25 students.

Please register at the Reference Desk.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

THU 7 CONCERT BY THE LAKE 7pm start. Come to the Live Music Capital of North Texas. Playing: With or Without U2 (U2 Tribute) All concerts start at 7:30pm at The Harbor Amphitheater, 2074 Summer Lee Dr., Rockwall

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MESQUITE PUBLIC LIBRARY BOOK CLUB 7-8pm. Each Month the Club will read a different book and then meet to discuss it.

Mesquite Main Library, 300 W. Grubb Dr., Mesquite. 972-216-6220

FRI 8 MOONLIGHT MOVIES –MURPHY AMPHITHEATER 7pm. Come early to claim your space! Movie begins at dusk. Playing: The Lego Movie.

Enjoy give-a-ways. Popcorn, and drinks will begin at 7:15pm. Stop by the Murphy Community Center, 205 North Murphy Road, on the Monday before each movie to pick up movie tickets. Attached to each movie ticket is a discount coupon for a Kona Ice. Free event. 972-468-4444

PAJAMA STORY TIME AT THE ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY 7-7:30pm. Wind down the day with a blankie, pillow, lullaby and bedtime story.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett. 972.412-6161

SAT 9 KIDFISH 2015 7:30am. Annual KidFish at City Lake Park.

This popular family-friendly activity will begin at 8am with registration starting at 7:30am. Kids gain an appreciation for the sport of fishing as well as awareness for the environment and its natural resources.

Prizes and trophies will be awarded immediately following the final measuring and weigh-in of the fish. Free event for children under 16 years. City Lake Park, 403 South Galloway Ave. 972-216-6260

THE MARKET PLACE MESQUITE 9am-2pm. The Market Place in Mesquite runs April-Oct. every 2nd Saturday. This event features local produce vendors, culinary items & artisan/craftsman vendors.

Downtown Square Mesquite, 120 W Main, Mesquite.

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ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY

CONCERT BY THE LAKE

English as a Second Language Class. Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level)Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students with preference given to Rowlett residents. Please register at the Reference Desk. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

ROCKWALL GOLF CLASSIC 11:30am. Get your daily dose of iron at the Rockwall Classic Golf Tournament benefiting Rockwall County Helping Hands. Help drive the cause on Monday, May 11th at the Rockwall Golf and Athletic Club (RGAC).

Entry fee $125 per golfer. Contact events@ rockwallhelpinghands.com to get involved!

Rockwall Golf and Athletic Club, 2600 Champions Drive, Rockwall

TUE 12 ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY English as a Second Language Class. Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level)Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students with preference given to Rowlett residents and people working in Rowlett.

Please register at the Reference Desk.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

7pm start. Come to the Live Music Capital of North Texas. Playing: Me & My Monkey (Beatles tribute) All concerts start at 7:30pm at The Harbor Amphitheater, 2074 Summer Lee Dr., Rockwall

LA LECHE LEAGUE OF GARLAND 10-11am. Diana972-202-7644 Se Habla Espanol Hannah 972-414-0527 Alison alisonegrady@yahoo.com Peace Lutheran Church, 2929 S. First St, Garland.

FRI 15 MOONLIGHT MOVIES – MURPHY AMPHITHEATER 7pm. Come early to claim your space!

Movie begins at dusk. Playing: Hook. Enjoy give-a-ways. Popcorn, and drinks will begin at 7:15pm. Stop by the Murphy Community Center, 205 North Murphy Road, on the Monday before each movie to pick up movie tickets. Attached to each movie ticket is a discount coupon for a Kona Ice. Free event.

972-468-4444

PAJAMA STORY TIME AT THE ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY 7-7:30pm. Wind down the day with a blankie, pillow, lullaby and bedtime story. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main St., Rowlett.

972.412-6161

SAT 16 ROCKWALL’S 161ST BIRTHDAY 10am-9pm. Visit the City of Rockwall’s Harry Myers Park for the Annual Founders Day Celebration! You can shop till you drop with a variety of vendors including local businesses, local non-profit organizations, clothing, jewelry, purses, kites and rocks! Enjoy great live music, and super good foods, plus all the great downtown restaurants. 815 East Washington St., Rockwall

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ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY

English as a Second Language Class. Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level)Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students with preference given to Rowlett residents and people working in Rowlett.

Please register at the Reference Desk.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

English as a Second Language Class. Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level)Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students with preference given to Rowlett residents and people working in Rowlett.

Please register at the Reference Desk.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

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KNOW IT ALL TUE 19 SACHSE-WYLIE AUTHORS GROUP (SWAG) MONTHLY MEETING

Tue - Family Storytime 7pm, all ages

SACHSE PUBLIC LIBRARY 3815 Sachse Rd. Bldg. C, 972-530-8966 Thu – Shake, Rattle & Read, 11am, ages 0-4; Preschool Story Time 11am, ages 4-6

MESQUITE - MAIN BRANCH 300 W. Grubb Dr., 972-216-6220 Tues - Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 3-5; Evening Story Time 7pm, all ages. Wed - Infant Lapsit Story Time 9:30am, ages 6-12mo; Young & Restless Story Time 10:30am, 13mo -2yrs. Thu - Toddler Time 10:30am, ages18mo-3yrs.

Sat - Story Time 11am, ages 6-18mo

MESQUITE - NORTH BRANCH 2600 Oates Dr., 972-681-0465 Tue - Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 3-5. Thu - Toddler Time 10:30am, ages18mo-3yrs

ROCKWALL COUNTY LIBRARY 1215 E. Yellowjacket Ln., 972-204-7700 Mon – Terrific Twos 10:15am, ages 2-3yrs; Preschool Story Time 11:15am, ages 3-6. Tues – Baby Bounce 10:15am; ages 0-12 mos; Preschool Story Time 11:15am; ages 3-6. Wed – Terrific Twos 10:15am, ages 2-3yrs; Preschool Story Time 11:15am, ages 3-6; Listener’s Story Time 1:30pm, ages 4+.

Thu - Walkers Story Time 10:15am, ages 12-24 mos.; Family Story Time in Spanish 7pm. Fri - Walkers Story Time 10:15am, ages 12-24 mo.

ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY 3900 Main St., 972-412-6161 Mon - Baby Story Time 10am & 10:30am (ages 0-2). Wed - Toddler Story Time 10am & 10:30am (for toddlers). Thu – Prime Time 4pm (grades 1-4 after-school book program. Fri - Preschool Story Time 10am & 10:30am (preschoolers) All Storytimes are FREE. Listed are the regularly scheduled storytimes.

Call to confirm as schedules are subject to change.

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WED 20 ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY English as a Second Language Class.

Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level) Saturday 10am12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students. Please register at the Reference Desk. Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

THU 21 CONCERT BY THE LAKE 7pm start. Come to the Live Music Capital of North Texas. Playing: Live 80 (80’s variety) All concerts start at 7:30pm at The Harbor Amphitheater, 2074 Summer Lee Dr., Rockwall

FRIENDS OF THE NICHOLSON LIBRARY MONTHLY MEETING 6-7pm. The Friends of the Library Board meets every third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. at the Central Library. Anyone interested in the activities of the Friends is welcome to attend. Visit the Friends of the Library page call 972-205-2543.Friends of the Nicholson Memorial Library is a community organization supporting and promoting the Library. The Friends

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6:30-8pm. Join a motivated group of both experienced and new writers meeting to share ideas and learn from other writers! If you love to write, please attend. Whether your interest is fiction, non-fiction, articles, short stories…you are invited to attend and see if you would like to participate.

SWAG meets at the Sachse Public Library on the 3rd Tuesday of every month. Ruth Glover (author, career coach and volunteer) facilitates the meetings. She writes career articles and has published MORE than a Paycheck: Inspiration and Tools for Career Change. She is eager to bring together people with similar interests to spark inspiration and creativity for writing. Sachse Public Library, 3815-C Sachse Rd, Sachse. 972-530-8966

sponsors activities to raise funds for the purchase of library materials and equipment, and underwrites programming to benefit all library users. Garland Central Library, 625 Austin St., Garland. 972.205-2543

FRI 22 MOONLIGHT MOVIES – MURPHY AMPHITHEATER 7pm. Come early to claim your space!

Movie begins at dusk. Playing: Big Hero 6. Enjoy give-a-ways. Popcorn, and drinks will begin at 7:15pm. Stop by the Murphy Community Center, 205 North Murphy Road, on the Monday before each movie to pick up movie tickets. Attached to each movie ticket is a discount coupon for a Kona Ice. Free event. 972-468-4444

SAT 23 MEMORIAL DAY CELEBRATION FEATURING TOUCH-A-TRUCK 10-1pm. Tough-A-Truck begins with a memorial service at the Rowlett Community Centre to honor our fallen heroes. Afterwards, the day continues at the Rowlett High School Parking lot where kids will have an opportunity to touch and learn about a variety of trucks lined up as well as enjoy a DJ, bounce houses, and more! Rowlett Community Centre, 5300 Main St., Rowlett 972-412-6170

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SUN 24 MEXICO FESTIVITIES 2pm. Mexico 2000 Ballet Folklórico proudly invites you to attend its newest production at the Granville Arts Center in downtown Garland.

This spectacular folk dance concert will feature dance traditions in weddings, carnivals, and religious holidats that exemplify the ways in which Mexican people have preserved their dance and musical traditions for centuries! Granville Arts Center – Brownlee Auditorium, 300 N. Fifth St., Garland 972-205-2790 $15 general admission

MON 25 ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY English as a Second Language Class.

Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level)Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level)Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students with preference given to Rowlett residents.

Please register at the Reference Desk.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

TUE 26 FRIENDS OF THE SACHSE PUBLIC LIBRARY MONTHLY MEETING 7-8:30pm. Who Are the Friends of the Library. The Friends of the Sachse Public Library is a group composed of people who believe in the importance of books, reading, learning, and libraries for people of all ages. The Friends group sponsors events and programs designed to: Add to the cultural life of the community, Encourage gifts, endowments, and memorials provide direct financial assistance to the library. We are a small, dedicated group who truly wants to grow its membership. If you have a couple of hours free during the month, please consider supporting your library by becoming a member of The Friends of the Sachse Library. Sachse Public Library, 3815C Sachse Rd, Sachse. 972-530-8966

WED 27 ESL CLASSES-ROWLETT PUBLIC LIBRARY English as a Second Language Class. Five class times are available: Monday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Monday 6-8 pm (High Beginner Level) Tuesday 1-3 pm (Beginner Level) Wednesday 1-3 pm (High Beginner Level) Saturday 10am-12 pm (Beginner Level) ESL classes focus on conversation and language skills, pronunciation, and cultural insights. Students of all languages are welcomed. Class size is limited to 25 students with preference given to Rowlett residents and people working in Rowlett.

Please register at the Reference Desk.

Rowlett Public Library, 3900 Main Street, Rowlett. 972-412-6161

THUR 28 CONCERT BY THE LAKE 7pm start. Come to the Live Music Capital of North Texas. Playing: Escape (Journey Tribute) All concerts start at 7:30pm at The Harbor Amphitheater, 2074 Summer Lee Dr., Rockwall

SAT 30 HERO RUN AT PASCHALL PARK 8am. Kid Dash: This run is a noncompetitive course with activity stations along the way and is open to participants

of all ages. Be aware - Runners may get dirty, wet and or sticky during the run, Entry fee $15. Hero Run: 3 mile - This run is non-competitive and will not have chip timing. It is open to all ages. Entry fee $25 (through May 29) and $30 (race day).

Registration at 7am. Paschall Park, 1001 New Market Road, Mesquite

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JUN 8-12 SUMMER CHESS CAMP AT UT DALLAS Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-14. 9am-noon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available.

Other sessions June 15-19, July 13-17 and July 20-24. Register at www.utdallas.edu/chess. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james. stallings@utdallas.edu. See ad in this issue.

CHILDREN’S TREEHOUSE BUCKINGHAM 972-530-8438 www.treehouse4kids.net See ad on p. 11

GRADE POWER LEARNING 972-675-9505 www.gradepowerlearning.com/locations/texas/garland See ad on p. 5

JUN 12-14 TASTE OF DALLAS North Texas’ largest event dedicated to food is back at Fair Park, presented by Ford.

Family fun for everyone including games, food challenges, 60 top Dallas restaurants and food trucks, food samples and a new celebration of BBQ. Discount tickets available at Walgreen’s for $9. Kids 10 and under free with parent. www.tasteofdallas. org. See ad in this issue.

PECAN CREEK DAY SCHOOL 972-463-1661 www.pecancreekkids.com See ad on p. 9

SAFESPLASH SWIM SCHOOL 214-930-4112 www.safesplash.com See ad on p. 11

JUN 12-14 TASTE THE DIFFERENCE An all new tasting experience that is celebrating the art of the meal for ages 21 and up. Chefs and restaurants from all over North Texas, live kitchen demonstrations, over 150 beer, wine and spirits to sample. Centennial Building at Fair Park. Tickets available only at www.

TastetheDifferenceDallas.com. See ad in this issue.

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TEXAS PREMIER YOUTH SPORTS 469-834-8450 www.texaspremieryouthsports.com See ad on p. 11

UTD CHESS CAMP 972-883-4899 www.utdallas.edu/chess See ad on p. 13

ANNIE, THE TONY AWARDWINNING PRODUCTION. Part of the AT&T Performing Arts Center Broadway Series. Winspear Opera House 214-880-0202 attpac.org/annie. See ad in this issue.

Please note: Although we strive to bring you the most current information available regarding event dates & times, confirming with the event venue before going is always a good idea.

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FUN STUFF { LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE LAUGHING }

TEACHER: WHAT IS THE SHORTEST MONTH?

WHAT HAS A SINGLE EYE BUT CANNOT SEE?

STUDENT: MAY, IT ONLY HAS THREE LETTERS

A NEEDLE

WHAT IS A LIGHT AS A FEATHER, YET THE STRONGEST MAN CAN’T HOLD FOR MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES? YOUR BREATH

I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition.

My Mother taught me

— MARTHA WASHINGTON

ABOUT MARRIAGE. “How do you think you got here?”

...

LOGIC. “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”

MEDICINE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”

TO THINK AHEAD. “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job!”

ESP. “Put your sweater on; don’t you think that I know when you’re cold?”

HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.

GENETICS. “You are just like your father!”

Source: www.brainyquote.com

ROOTS. “Do you think you were born in a barn?”

WISDOM OF AGE. “When you get to be my age, you will understand.”

ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until your father gets home.”

LOL WITH JAMES ESTES!

ABOUT RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when we get home.”

And my all time favorite thing, JUSTICE. “One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU... then you’ll see what it’s like.”

GOTTA LOVE ‘EM My husband was helping our son (1st grade) with his science fair project (lighting a light bulb from the acid in a lemon.) While my husband struggled through faulty trial runs which produced no light, I helped my son document the steps. I asked, “What is dad doing now?” He answered, “Putting a copper wire into the lemon.” Then I asked, “And what else is he doing?” He answered, “Having a really hard time with it.”

JACKIE, MOM OF ONE SMART SON

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BACKTALK { BY KEN SWARNER }

WAS I EVEN THERE?

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or years, my wife and I have been conducting meaningful, deep and informative conversations; only, I swear I was not

But it’s a losing battle when you bring imaginary husbands into the mix.

She’s not ready to acknowledge that sometimes when she’s driving home from work, or weeding the garden, or trying to find my hiding

present at all of them.

I can’t prove it, but I am certain that some of these tete-a-tetes

take place in my wife’s head. And for the record, I’m not telepathic.

My wife will readily admit that her mind is often working overtime

spot from the kids, she thinks of the things she wants me to do and then convinces herself that I was actually part of that talk. She’ll claim that I was there when she told me to take out the trash, or to pick up

– she’s a high intensive person. She’ll also confirm that she practices

our daughter at track practice, or to be home early because her mother

conversations before she has them. She will not, however, concede that

was stopping by for coffee and I needed to get the unidentified hand

my answers are sometimes figments of her imagination.

prints off the couch cushions (or at least flip them). She never told me

“I swear I am talking to a wall half the time,” my wife told me the other day, blowing out a long steady, frustrated stream of breath in my direction. “Are those walls padded?” I asked. She wasn’t amused.

I’d be lying if I said that I pay attention to everything she says. Lord

her mother was on the way. I wouldn’t have forgotten that. I would have been in my hiding place.

My wife will even recite back comments and answers I supposedly gave during her mythical talk times. It usually begins with a statement

knows I tend to drift when the conversation turns to housework or her

from me, like: “You never told me to change the baby’s diaper.” “Yes

side of the family. But, I am always the first to admit when I have been

I did,” she’d counter, without a hint of indecision in her tone. “In fact,”

daydreaming and missed an important piece of information...like last

she’d continue, “you flat out told me that you’d ‘change the ‘dookie

week when my wife told me to pick up toilet paper on my way home

diaper’ during the next commercial.”

“Now wait one darn minute,” I retorted. “I

from work. I bought coffee filters. We hosted PTA that night.

“I’m sorry,” I said, apologizing for my error. “I was probably thinking of last night’s baseball game this morning and not listening to you. I wonder if putting coffee filters in the bathroom will startle anyone?”

See? I admitted I wasn’t listening. And,

used the word ‘dookie?’” “Yes, and I distinctly remember feeling queasy about it.”

Unfortunately, I can’t prove I wasn’t there.

It’s bad enough that I occasionally make mistakes and drop the ball in the real world, but I can’t even get things

she appreciates

right in the land of make-

it when I do that.

believe. (sigh)

SP

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