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MARCH 31st, 2017

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FUN facts THE 1960’S

Fite Nite, which has long been associated with providing Greekon-Greek bouts, was an established YWFINYNTS GJKTWJ YMJ ‫ܪ‬WXY SFYNTSFQ fraternity was formed on campus in 1966.

THE 1980’S An ‘altercation’ broke out in the crowd between several college students leading to the event being banned from occurring within the Hays County Limits until the late 1990’s.

THE 1990’S Pat Green & Cory Morrow provided live music entertainment at Fite Nite when it was held at the Thunderhill Raceway in Kyle, Texas; its been told that their stage was a semi-trailer ‫ܫ‬FYGJI

Thank you for attending FITE NITE. For almost six decades, the event has been delivering round-afterround of knockout action, evolving into a long standing SMTX tradition.

Texas. This is not Floyd Mayweather dodging around for 45-minutes...this is hard, in-your-face, soul-crushing beat downs.

We would like to thank our sponsors Showcasing primarily TXST for their support, and especially our XYZIJSYX YMJ ‫ܪ‬LMY HFWI UWTRNXJX YMJ ‫ܪ‬LMYJWX \MT FWJ YMJ MJFWY FSI XTZQ best amateur boxing you will see in of the event. Eat’em Up Cats! Sincerely, Theta Lambda Alumni Association, Inc. In Loving Memory of Lance T. Hoke The event is dedicated in the name of our Brother and Friend, we miss you! photography by

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figh 19, FRESHMAN

MATT “IRISH SQUABBLER” BRINEGAR

6’3’’ 190 LBS

ARLINGTON, TX

TYLER SLAUGHTER EL PASO, TX

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ I was called out by a weak ass opponent, now I will destroy. <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Technical, precission is everything. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Out box him and beat his ass like a drum. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Red Opps by 21 Savage “Two Guns Up, I dont give a fuck” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Conner McGregor, it would take someone like me to shut that bitch up!

20, SOPHOMORE 6’0” 165 LBS <M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ - FEHP] [ERX XS ƤKLX E “might white walker” <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Dirty but tender <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Give him a knuckle sandwich. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Molly Cyrus by Stitches “I’ma put cocaine in your ass, ima put my dick in your ass” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Mr. T, AKA Clubber Long


hters JACKSON ALLEN ANSTAETT

ROBERT “HOLLYWOOD” MORELAND

PLANO, TX

DALLAS, TX

18, FRESHMAN

19, SOPHOMORE

5’ 11” 195 LBS

5’6” 160 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Because It will be fun. <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ -RWMHI ƤKLXIV <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Win. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Emerald by Thin Lizzy “Down from the glen came the marching men with their shields and their swords YT ‫ܪ‬LMY YMJ ‫ܪ‬LMY YMJ^ GJQNJ[JI YT GJ WNLMYѧ .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ All of them!

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ To compete. <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Smooth <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Drop him and go about my business. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Rolex by Ayo & Teo “Got views on views, I’m poppin’ My diamonds goin’ retarded Your girl on deck, it’s a party” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Charlemagne from Breakfast Club cause dude just talk too much


Fights FITES

BRING THE PAIN

JOSHUA “JOSH” MCKENZIE DALLAS, TX

KEEGAN DANIEL “MYSTIC” MURPHY

AUSTIN “KING KUNA” GUIDRY

18, SOPHOMORE

CYPRESS, TX

SAN DIEGO, CA

5’11” 180 LBS

19, FRESHMAN

21, JUNIOR

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Cause I fought last year and I won so…

6’1’’ 175 LBS

5’ 10” 150-155

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ % VS[H] ƤKLXIV

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Why The Fuck Not!

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ For the money and the fame.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Ever heard of Connor Mcgregor?

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ One that doesn’t stop till I’m dead.

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Fuck Music, I’m Hype!

What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ Make him wish he never signed up for this.

What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ I’m going to make his face my art piece.

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Chris Brown; why that fool always hitting women?

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye 2 by A$AP Rocky

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Where da hood at By DMX

Ѧ/ZXY F KWJJ VZNHP ‫ ]ܪ‬YT YMJ & FSI NYѣX TPF^9MJ^ LTSѣ YFPJ RJ GFHP YT R^ TQI ways”

“Once a song, I come though, guns is drawnBLAM BLAM, lungs are gone, sons will mourn From dusk till dawn, SNLMYYNRJ GJQTSLX YT YMJ ITLѧ

What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ Knock him out.

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, have to take out the big dog to be on top.

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Mayweather, but that bitch is scared of me


figh JOHN “JFAT” FASSETTA

AMIR LANCASTER

CEDAR PARK, TX

20, JUNIOR

25, SENIOR

5’9’’ 165 LBS

6’0’’ 230 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Shits and giggles.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ To punch… or be punched. It’s a hobby. <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Jekyl and Hyde. Bigger, Faster, Stronger, Tougher. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Knock him out. Duh >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Bulletproof by Five Finger Deathpunch “You can take the money You can take the ride You can take it all And never get inside” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Obi-Wan Kenobi

ARLINGTON, TX

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Amateur. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Knock out. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Pull the trigger by Russ Ѧ.ѣRRF XYF^ \NSSNSL . ITSѣY GJQNJ[J NS QZHP . GJQNJ[J YMFY QNKJѣX F GZKKJY GJYYJW JFY NY ZUѧ .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Kevin Hart, he dances too much and plays too much.


hters TOMMY MARCKS 18, FRESHAMN

BROGAN JAMES “QUICKDRAW“ MCGRAW

LIGHT WELTER WEIGHT

AUSTIN, TX

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ To win.

19, FRESHMAN

LEWISVILLE, TX

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ All Around. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ KO.

6’0” 168 LBS

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Chief Keef by Faneto

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ enjoyment for my marine brother Garritt.

“Talkin’ out his neck, pistol to his throat Blow this motherfucker, he gone choke 4S YMJ LWTZSI TS YMJ ‫ܫ‬TTW Someone pick him up, take him to the morgue”

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Average.

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Aaron Rogers, I’m a cowboys fan…

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Wait a minute by PHresher

<MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Put them to sleep.

“One god damn minute Hold up wait a minute . XYFWY XMNY YMJS . ‫ܪ‬SNXM Hard head I don’t listen” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Tom Cruise, he thinks acting is harder than war.

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13


Nights Nites

KNOCKOUTS TKO

MITCHELL PATRICK MURRAY

OCTAVIO “OJ” ALVAREZ

JOE TROVATO

KINGWOOD, TX

EL MONTE, CA

25, SENIOR

19, SOPHOMORE

20, SOPHOMORE

5’10’’ 200 LBS

6’2’’ 210 LBS

5’9’’ 170 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Fun.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ -ŭQ ƤKLXMRK cause I want to throw some fucking hands.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Friendly. What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ Fuck him the fuck up.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Not super fast but pretty heavy handed.

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Blueberry Yum Yum by Ludacris

What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ Drop his ass.

“Get the propane, WTQQNSѣ YMNSLX FSI QJYѣX GQT\ YMNX UQFHJ up, You already know what’s up. . RNLMY K MFI YT UF^ XTRJ J]YWF GZHPX But I really don’t give a fuck.” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Michael Cera, I think I could take him.

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Walk by Pantera Ѧ>TZ HFSѣY GJ XTRJYMNSL ^TZѣWJ STY 'J ^TZWXJQK G^ ^TZWXJQK Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Justin Bieber, cause he’s a bitch.

HOUSTON, TX

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ I’ve always wanted to. <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Brawler. What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ His cut man is in for a busy night. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ God’s Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash “Go tell that long tongue liar Go and tell that midnight rider 9JQQ YMJ WFRGQJW 9MJ LFRGQJW 9MJ GFHP GNYJW Tell ‘em that God’s gonna cut ‘em down” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ One is not enough.


figh

16 INTERVIEW FOOTBALL

BLAISE “BLASÈ” WIER

KAMERON DEON “KILLA KAM” JONES

SAN DIEGO, CA

DALLAS, TX

20, JUNIOR

21, JUNIOR

6’1’’ 207 LBS

5’11” 165 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ I have no clue.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Remember my name ladies and gentlemen.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ freestyle. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ I’m going to punch them in the head. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Blasè by Ty Dolla $ign Ѧ8RTPNSL PZXM NS UZGQNH motherfuck the police I ain’t scared to die, on the dead homies” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Katt Williams. That 7th grader beat his EWW WS - ƤKYVI - GSYPH XSS

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Defensive, composed <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Embarrass him. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Candy Shop by 50 Cent “I’m seasoned vet when it come to this shit After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Hilary Clinton.


hters GARRETT DOUGLAS “DIEHL PICKLE” AKA “LIL G”

NOAH JAMES “NOBLAH” BAROUSSE

KATY, TX

KATY, TX

20, SOPHOMORE

19, SOPHOMORE

5’7’’ 145 LBS

5’7’’ 150 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Peer pressure.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Because Garrett is a lil bitch.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Mae from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Punch him in the face until he cries. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Work by A$AP Ferg Ѧ<MJS YMJ^ GFWJ KFHJI YMJ^ HTRNSѣ KTW ^TZW QNKJ 'FG^ ITSѣY UWF^ KTW RJ UWF^ KTW YMJ \JFP I’m drinkin’ lean, it help me sleep” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Courtney Love, for killing her husband.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Amateur. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Shut him up. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ 3Hunna by Chief Keef “Click clack, pow, now he running )TSѣY GJ KZHPNSL \NYM R^ ^TZSLNSXѧ .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Kodak Black, he’s a bitch like Garrett and he called out Lil Wayne!

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18 INTERVIEW FOOTBALL CONTENDERS OR PRETENDERS?

Brawl Rumble

BAILEY “JAMIE” NOVOSEL

IGNACIO “NACHO” TREJO

CHANDLER GARRETT

HOUSTON, TX

EL PASO, TX

19, FRESHMAN

19, FRESHMAN

19, FRESHMAN

5’ 8” 145 LBS

6’1’’ 165 LBS

6’3’’ 190 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ .YWX XS ƤKLX

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Always wanted to participate in a real boxing match

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Gonna be a fun night.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ unique one.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Kickboxer.

What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ I’m going to try and bite him.

What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ Punch him.

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Shaky Shaky by Daddy yankee

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Tarzan Boy by 21 Baltimora

“Shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky”

“Take a chance 1JF[J J[JW^YMNSL GJMNSI ^TZ (TRJ FSI OTNS RJ \TSѣY GJ XTWW^ It’s easy to survive”

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Defensive. What are you going to do to your TUUTSJSY$ Beat the shit out of him. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ A Warrior’s Call by Volbeat Ѧ+JJQ YMJ ‫ܪ‬WJ MJѣX JSYJWNSL YMJ WNSL His mindset only knows how to win” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ ???

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Saúl :El Canelo” Alvarez, because he’s one of the greatest and I feel I’ll learned so much from him.

FLOWER MOUND,TX

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Cole Beasley, He’s a punk


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figh JACOB J. “THE THUMB” SANCHEZ

GRANT “DADDY” TRAN

AUSTIN, TX

HOUSTON, TX

21, SENIOR

19, FRESHMAN

5’11” 270 LBS

5’7” 152 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ My brother Q., R.I.P. <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ &EV ƤKLXIV <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Dirt Nap Session. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Lets do it by Ugly God “Now, fuck all that talkin’ let’s do it” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Nicholas Cage, his acting is horrible and he has a face you just want to punch.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ The experience. <MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Defensive. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Not lose. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Marvins room by Drake “We threw a party, yeah we threw a party Bitches came over, yeah, we threw a party” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Meek Mill, I wouldn’t take an L.


hters 20, SOPHOMORE

DEZMOND “THE SPIDER MONKEY” MOORE

6’0” 165 LBS

AUSTIN, TX

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Fun.

21, SENIOR

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Amateur.

6’2” 170 LBS

<MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Stick and move.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ So girls think im cool.

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ ?

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Amateur.

ALEX GASKILL AUSTIN, TX

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Collin Kapernick.

<MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Stick and move. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Look at me by XXXTentacion Ѧ.ѣR QNPJ GNYHM Ѧ\MT NX ^TZW RFSX$ѧ Can’t keep my dick in my pants” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Collin Kapernick.

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22 INTERVIEW FOOTBALL

ALEJANDRO LUIS CARRILLO

LOGAN MYERS

CASTROVILLE, TX

REFUGIO, TX

21, SENIOR

22, SENIOR

6’0’’ 230 LBS

6’3” 265 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ To represent my fraternity.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Fun.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Versatile. <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Wait and see, I’ll do what I do best. >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ O Fortuna by David Garret

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Christain Bale – saying I beat batman would be cool.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ “One hit knockout” <MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ +MZI XLIQ E KSSH ƤKLX >TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Here comes the boom by Nelly “Here comes the (BOOM!) Here comes the (BOOM!) Here comes the Ya’ll don’t really want it now (BOOM!)” .K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Tom Cruise, I hate him.


hters GUILLERMO “MEMO” FLORES

TYLER REID SCHLEGEL

DALLAS, TX

PLANO, TX

22, JUNIOR

18, FRESHMAN

6’ 0” 178 LBS

5’ 11” 195 LBS

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ Experience.

<M^ FWJ ^TZ ‫ܪ‬LMYNSL$ (crickets)

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ Fast.

<MFY Y^UJ TK ‫ܪ‬LMYJW IT ^TZ HTSXNIJW ^TZWXJQK$ (crickets)

<MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ Fuck him up.

<MFY FWJ ^TZ LTNSL YT IT YT ^TZW TUUTSJSY$ (crickets)

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ Moves by Big Sean

>TZW NSYWT XTSL$ (crickets)

Ѧ. RFPJ YMJ XMNY YMFY QFXY KTW NS‫ܪ‬SNY^ -TU NS YMJ GTTYM RFS YMFY XMNY QNPJ F L^R YT RJ Don’t test the agility”

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ (crickets)

.K ^TZ HTZQI ‫ܪ‬LMY TSJ HJQJGWNY^ \MT \TZQI NY GJ FSI \M^$ Doesn’t matter, they all getting an ass whooping.

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