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ut it seems my days are so short! Time seems to be speeding its HE WHO FEARS way through my life. One day my children are in need of direction THE LORD HAS A from my husband and me, and then in the blink of an eye, my SECURE FORTRESS, oldest is a young man making most of his own decisions (and really well AND FOR HIS too); and my youngest is doing ALL her homework without me watching CHILDREN IT WILL over her. I’m really missing Religion, Science and Vocab! BE A REFUGE. This half-year flew by too. It’s already June. Did you know that — PROVERBS 14:26 there are more marriages between a man and a woman in June than in any other month? Why June? Well some classical scholars believe that the month of June is actually named after Juno, the Roman goddess and patron of marriages; and way back they believed she protected women. The name “June” also comes from the Latin word “juvenis” which means “young people.” Hmmm, young marriages; personally, I hope the average age for getting married does not continue to climb. Right now in Texas the average ages are 25.7 for females and 27.5 for males. June is a special month for so many reasons. Let’s start with all the happy kids living in the Northern Hemisphere; schools out for summer! And of course we celebrate with our “June Brides” and our “June Babies.” Speaking of babies; we hope you enjoy our covers this month! June is our “All Things Baby” issue. It wasn’t easy choosing from all the submitted images of local kids & babies to capture just the look we wanted for each of our publications. Are you going to have a baby soon; or maybe a friend? We have some “Win this” items in our “We Love This” feature page. You can win something each month through our publications. Father’s Day is celebrated in June; always the third Sunday. This complements Mother’s Day and it’s so important for fathers to know the great significance their fathering makes on children. Father’s Day includes fathers, grandfathers, great-grandfathers, and father figures; all whom have contributed to and influenced a person’s life. Read our You Should Know feature to learn how kids feel about fathers. We also have a Gift Guide for Kids, with fun father’s day gift ideas.

A SPECIAL PRAYER FOR FATHERS God, bless all the fathers in the world. Guide them to be good role models and loving to all their children. Help them to be a father like You are. Give them grace and patience to handle situations in a loving way. Amen

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Meet Dylan. She’s a very happy, always smiling baby girl. Dylan loves her vegetables. She attends Good Shepherd Catholic Community with her parents and goes for swim lessons weekly. She loves the water. (Editor’s note: Dylan was a beautiful baby; she is now 3 yrs old.)

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YOU SHOULD KNOW KNOW THE WARNING SIGNS Symptoms of preeclampsia can be mistaken as being “normal” during pregnancy. It is critical for all pregnant women to understand the warning signs and seek medical attention if they experience them. This includes stomach pain, headaches, throwing up (especially later in pregnancy), seeing spots and other vision changes, swelling in the hands and face and gaining more than five pounds in a week.

WHEN THE MERCURY RISES During summer months, the best bet for babies is to put them in clothes made from natural fibers like cotton. These absorb perspiration better than synthetic fabrics. When indoors, dress them in loose-fitting, lightweight garments, much like you would wear. When outdoors, put them in light-weight, colored long pants, a long-sleeved shirt and a wide-brimmed hat. It’s okay to use minimal sunscreen on babies under 6 months, but it’s better to keep them in the shade. Staying indoors at peak sun hours (10am-2pm) is recommended. TIP: Hold your kids clothing in front of a light, if you can see through it, know that there is no SPF protection and you will need to apply sunscreen under the garment.

KIDS + DAD TIME When asked, kids consistently say they would like to have more time with their dads. Regardless of whether a dad shares a home with the children and their mother, kids need dad time. Working together on a chore or simply hanging out can be as meaningful as attending events or having adventures. Kids want to know their fathers. Just as important, they want their fathers to know them. See more at: http://www.fathersforgood.org/ ffg/en/fathers_essential/whats_dad.html#sthash.4tYFH4fm.dpuf

FITTING IN FITNESS If you can’t seem to fit in a full 30 minutes of exercise per day, don’t fret. Studies show that exercising for 10 minutes three times a day is just as effective. Just make sure that you exercise at moderate to high intensity and that you get a total of 150 minutes in per week. The exercises don’t have to be complicated. We’re talking brisk walking, dancing with the kids, jump rope, climbing the stairs, that sort of thing. Keep in mind, this is the minimal amount of exercise recommended, but hey, a little exercise is better than no exercise.

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PHANTOM POWER COSTING YOU $$! Before leaving the house in the morning or going to bed at night, don’t just turn off items not in use, unplug them and save yourself some money. According to the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, the average home contains 40 idle products (i.e. TVs, computers, toasters) constantly drawing power that together account for as much as 10 percent of household energy use – that’s more than $100 spent each year to power devices that are turned off. To make it easier, plug appliances into a power strip, and then turn it off when the devices are not in use. $100 is $100.

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KAITLIN, MOM OF 1 ASKS Q. I have a 2 year old and would like to know what is the best toothpaste for him to be using? Fluoride or no fluoride?

A. According to the American Academy of Pediatric Dentistry, the correct amount of fluoride toothpaste should be used is based on the age of the child and the risk of caries (cavities). For a typical 2 year old, a “smear” or “rice- sized” amount of ADA approved fluoride toothpaste should be used twice a day and under the guidance and supervision of a parent or caregiver. Professional applied fluoride treatments done in the dental office are also recommended for children at high risk for decay. When in doubt about what to use and how to use toothpaste in your child, please consult with your pediatric dentist. MELISSA ROZAS, DDS Dentistry for Infants, Children and Teens

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AMELIA, NEW MOM, ASKS Q. I’m a new mom and a physical therapist; I would like to start an online newsletter to share advice that I have learned through my pregnancy, along with tips from your publication that I have saved!

A. Wow, it’s great! You may have some sources to pull content from for your e-newsletter! First task; build a content plan that will clearly define the purpose of your e-newsletter. I would recommend creating a template. This is to create consistency with your brand look and an organized layout. Consider fee-based services like MailChimp and Constant Contact, both maintain your subscribers list; create a template and give you data. Keep your tone consistent, content compelling and timely; you want your readers to anticipate your next newsletter. Tip: A general rule is 80% educational, 20% promotional. Make sure to add us to receive your e-newsletter!

JAMIE, CONCERNED MOM, ASKS Q. My daughter, age 13, has frequent nose bleeds. She claims that she can feel thickness in her nasal passage and needs to blow her nose until the “clot” comes out. I have been told (by her Pediatric Doctor) that this happens to fair skinned people. Should I have her see an ENT specialist?

A. Certainly, if the nose bleeds are frequent (weekly) and take more than 20 minutes to stop, seeing an ENT would be suggested. I would always try this when having a nose bleed: sit upright leaning slightly forward. Pinch the nose firmly, below the nasal bones (on the soft part) for 5 minutes. Daily application of nasal saline (get OTC in the pharmacy section) for a month or 2 will typically prevent most nose bleeds. NATALIE A. ROBERGE, MD, ENT Specialist Cook Children’s

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Q. My sister developed preeclampsia during her first pregnancy. What signs should I look for and is it hereditary? A. Preeclampsia (PEC) is a hypertensive disease of pregnancy involving a combination of elevat-

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ed blood pressure and protein in the urine. Gestational hypertension (GHTN) is elevation of blood pressure in pregnancy without protein. The overwhelming majority of the time, PEC and GHTN are mild occurring after 36 weeks of pregnancy. However, severe hypertensive disorders can be devastating leading to fetal growth abnormalities, fetal death, maternal strokes and maternal death. PEC is most common in first pregnancies. Studies have demonstrated sisters of women with PEC in their first pregnancy are four times more likely to develop PEC than in sisters of women who did not have PEC. Important risk factors for PEC include a history of preeclampsia, multifetal gestation, chronic hypertension, pregestational diabetes, renal disease and autoimmune diseases. Signs of PEC include frontal headaches, seeing “floaters” and discomfort in the right upper abdomen. If a pregnant woman is experiencing any of these signs, they should have their blood pressure evaluated and notify their doctor.

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W here t he Wi ld Thing s Are Camping with Babies and Toddlers BY MALIA JACOBSON

n the summer, campgrounds are crawling (sometimes literally) with babies, toddlers, and young families. But many new parents may hesitate to head into the wild, as they wonder whether camping with a tot will be safe, enjoyable, or worth the hassle. Don’t abandon your dreams of an al fresco vacation quite yet— camping with a baby may be easier than you think. “Camping is easiest when they’re small and portable. You just put them in a carrier and go!” says Sandra Kimmet, a mom of three. But whether you pack your new baby and related gear in the family car for an outdoor adventure this summer—or sit it out for a few seasons—depends on your level of experience with both camping and parenting. “New parents may not be ready to take their newborn to the grocery store, much less to the outback,” says Michelle Terry, M.D. But veteran parents, particularly those with camping experience, may have no problems executing a quick campground or backpacking getaway. Here’s how to plan a memorable camping trip with your new plus-one.

STAY WARM Depending on which State you may be in or even Country, keep in mind that nighttime temperatures at state and national parks can dip into the 40’s, even at the height of summer. Because babies lose heat

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more quickly than older children and adults, your little one will need some help staying cozy at night. “Below 50 degrees, or 60 degrees in wet, windy weather, body temperature can drop if babies are wearing inadequate clothing,” says Terry. Keep babies and young toddlers warm at night with several layers of clothing (preferably fleece or wool), thick socks, and a hat for sleeping. In especially chilly climes, be watchful for cool, clammy skin, which indicates that a baby needs an extra layer or two. Early symptoms of hypothermia include shivering; cold, pale, or bluegray skin; and decreased alertness.

STAY SAFE Surrounded by lush greenery and towering trees, many campsites look idyllic—but they’re home to plenty of hazards for very young campers. Before pitching your tent, inspect the campground for sharp rocks, matches, sharp sticks, knives, or garbage left by previous campers. “Be on the look-out for potential choking hazards. Debris could easily make its way into curious hands or mouths,” advises Terry. Watch out for plants that could irritate (hello, poison ivy) or sicken children, like St. John’s Wort, poppies, or philodendron. High altitude is another concern—don’t take babies under six months old above

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2500 feet too rapidly. “It will be cold and the baby may have trouble breathing,” says Terry. Use a portable play yard to safely contain a little one while you start a campfire or cook dinner; keep active little ones safely inside the tent at night by safety-pinning the tent zippers together. “The bottom line is that babies and toddlers need constant supervision, says Terry. “Accidents happen when everyone is watching the baby and no one is watching the baby, all at the same time.”

STAY BUSY Don’t plan on sticking around the campsite; a bored toddler is bound to develop an unsafe fascination with the firepit or garbage bag. When camping with little ones, staying active keeps everyone cheerful (and—added bonus—helps tire kids out for bedtime). Dad Brian M. has camped with his kids Lola, 4 and Aksel, 2, since they were babies. “Walk them around as much as possible,” he says. “Take kids to look for firewood, and let toddlers collect smooth rocks or bundles of sticks.” The good news: kids under two don’t need much stimulation to stay happy. Most will be thrilled to simply wander the campground (with mom or dad close at hand), admiring the scenery and making friends with other campers. Comb local beaches, visit landmarks, and don’t be afraid to drive to the nearest town for a meal or a cup of hot cocoa or coffee—a camping trip with a baby is not the time to rough it, notes Terry. More adventurous families can check in with the ranger’s station for a map of local hiking trails.

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STAY HAPPY When camping with tots, don’t sweat the small stuff, advises Georgiann D., a mom of seven. “When we camp, I dress kids in clothes destined for the Goodwill pile so I don’t need to worry about dirt, stains, or rips.” The outcome of your trip may be determined before you leave the driveway; often, the difference between a great tip and a forgettable one is what you pack. Tricycles, baby carriers, simple toys, trash bags, baby wipes, hand sanitizer, extra diapers, flashlights, and batteries are must-haves. (Derieg keeps extra flashlights around the tent and one under her pillow at night to handle middle-of-thenight parenting duties.) “Don’t forget to bring a portable play pen, a standing seat, or a back carrier so that babies can check things out safely,” says Terry. And, of course, pack your fully-charged camera, so decades from now you can pull out pictures that prove your child was camping before he could walk. SP

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BY LARA KRUPICKA

Mom’s Toolbox of Summer Sanity Savers “

’m bored.” “There’s nothing to do!” Moms dread to hear these refrains, especially in the weeks after the school year ends. Between keeping the house running smoothly, and ensuring a good balance of entertainment, education and relaxation, it can be overwhelming. But with preparation and the right tools, you can save your sanity and make it a summer to remember. Here are a few proven summer-ready tools any mom can use:

THE JOB JAR You know those tasks that always fall to the bottom of the list? Summer can be a great time to have the kids help you complete them. Breaking them into fifteen-minute jobs and setting up a lottery system for assigning them (where everyone has a chance of drawing a “day off”) can make chores less like work. Create your own job jar by designating an empty container to fill with slips of paper containing the chores to be done, (along with some free day slips). Include tasks such as: wiping down kitchen cabinet fronts, dusting slats on wood blinds, and cleaning out the silverware drawer. Make the jobs simpler for younger children or plan on assisting, should they draw a more difficult job. Also, keep duties brief enough to be easily completed in fifteen minutes. You can put an entire summer’s worth of jobs in the jar and have children draw slips daily until the jar is empty. Fill it weekly with enough chores for children to draw one apiece each day. Then make note of small tasks around the house as you notice them, to be added to the job jar later.

THE READING RATCHET What will your kids be reading this summer or what will you read to them? Whether you live with kids who have an unending appetite for books, or

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have to bribe your child to crack one open, it helps to have a list to work from. Add this tool to your belt now and you’ll be able to reach for it all summer long - whether in response to the occasional “I’m bored” or to fill the stretches of time during a long car ride or plane trip. Don’t feel like you have to create a list all on your own. There are plenty of reading lists available for kids of all ages. If your school hands out a summer reading list, start with that. Occasionally schools offer rewards for those who complete a list. Book awards include the Caldecott Medal (for picture books), Geisel medal (beginning reader), Newbery (most distinguished children’s book), and Coretta Scott King (African American authors and illustrators). Many states also have their own young readers’ book awards, in which students can participate by reading a minimum number of books from the list of nominees before voting for their favorites. As a parent, you can also create your own reading list to target specific goals you have for your children. Maybe read three different types of books each summer: one Christian biography, one historical fiction and one fiction. Then ask them to answer questions you have created.

THE FUN FRIDAY BLUEPRINT Every mom should have a master plan for fun. Decide when you’ll make local excursions and where you’ll go. Some moms make the outings a weekly event and invite friends to join them. This makes planning ahead important. Involve your children in brainstorming destinations. You could include nearby water parks, new-to-you playgrounds, ice cream shops, museums, zoos, and gardens. Don’t forget to have both indoor and outdoor options so you can flex with the weather. Even a trip to the party store to buy zany

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masks for at-home fun can make a difference; because sometimes the simplest things are the coolest. Having a plan for fun ensures that you won’t be stuck at home wondering what to do. And you won’t finish the summer regretting not visiting places you’d hoped to. It’s important to be deliberate about it too; it’s fun to look back and have all those memories.

THE LIFE SKILLS DRILL School is for learning the three R’s. Home is where our children should be mastering life skills that enable them to navigate the everyday world. Start with the basics such as cleaning a bathroom and then progress in the tween and teen years to such skills as balancing a checkbook and changing the oil on a car. Moms should make skill development a priority over the summer. Every summer they could learn a new skill that will help them when they own their own home, like painting, placing sidewalk pavers, basic construction, and even sewing. Consider what they are old enough to do, or what you are tired of doing for them. Choose one or two new skills you’d like to see your child master. Then create a plan. How often will they practice the new skill - once a week, once a month, or repetitively for a short time during the course of a single longer project? Who will teach them the skill and how will the child demonstrate he has mastered it? Using these tools you’ll be keeping your children active mentally and socially. And they’ll be helping you out and developing abilities that will last long after the summer is over. SP

Lara Krupicka is a freelance writer and mom to three girls. She loves using a Job Jar and is always amazed at how her daughters can read their way through entire lists of award-winning books over the course of a summer.

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JUNE 2015 MON 1 BOOT CAMP AT KLYDE WARREN PARK 6-7pm. Weekly boot camps on the Ginsburg Family Great Lawn. The class is free, the results are priceless. What you’ll need: One set of medium-weight dumbbells* (5-10 lbs. for women, 10-15 lbs. for men) A small towel Water* Dumbbells are optional, but highly recommended. If you do not wish to bring dumbbells, you will still get a fantastic workout. Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

TUE 2 MUSIC TOGETHER 9:30am-12pm. Join us for a FREE, mixedaged Music Together class for families. Family friendly musical activities include sing-alongs, finger-plays, instrument play, dance, and lullabies. Come discover how much fun making music with your child can be! St Bernard Sports, 8060 Park Ln B130, Dallas. 214-758-0429

STROLLER BOOT CAMP 10-11am. The YMCA hosts a bootcamp for moms, dads and anyone else with a stroller! Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

MUSIC AND STORIES WITH KIDSWORKS 11am-12pm. Grab the kiddos for a storytelling session in the park! Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

FREE LEGO MINI BUILD 5-6:30pm. Children ages 6-15 ONLY can celebrate every month with a free mini build at LEGO stores at Stonebriar Mall & Northpark Center. First Tuesdays beginning at 5:00pm until all the kits are gone. LEGO stores in Dallas & Frisco.

WED 3 ZUMBA AT KLYDE WARREN PARK 6-7pm. Aerobic dance classes on the Ginsburg Family Great Lawn with the Dallas YMCA. Try one of our weekly Zumba classes presented by the YMCA of Dallas.

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THU 4 STORIES AND MORE! POND WALK BY NANCY ELIZABETH WALLACE 11am-1pm. We’ll make crafts, read a book, meet special friends and enjoy themed snacks! The programs end with our daily noon butterfly release and are geared for the under-five/ stroller crowd. Let’s read! Adults pay regular admission. $8 ages 3-11 / $6 members $3 ages 1-3 / $2 members at door purchase; $2/ child surcharge. Discovery Gardens, 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., Dallas.

LA LECHE LEAGUE DALLAS 7-8pm. Lower Level Conference Room, Margot Perot Building LEADER INFORMATION: Hannah 214-562-0738 hlpoole_82@yahoo. com Heather 214-507-7564 heather.traylor@ yahoo.com Alison alisonegrady@yahoo.com. Health Presbyterian Hospital of Dallas, 8200 Walnut Hill Ln, Dallas.

FRI 5 ARTISTS WE LOVE ONE DAY ART CAMPS 9am-4pm. Choose 9am-12pm &/or 1-4pm. 9am-12pm - PAINT with David Hockney. Whether your favorite summertime activity is baseball, riding bikes, or relaxing poolside with your dog, come join us as we make a painting on canvas and dive into SUMMER! 1-4pm - PASTE PRINT with Swoon. She takes her art straight to the streets with wheat paste prints. In this camp we’ll recreate our own take-home city walls, make simple relief prints and learn how to make wheat paste, which we’ll use to paste up our prints Oil and Cotton, 817 W. Davis Street #110, Dallas. 214.942.0474

TARGET FIRST SATURDAYS 10am-5pm. Target First Saturdays are designed especially for children in preschool to elementary school and feature a line-up of activities that encourage creative thought through a monthly “Big Idea”. Nasher Sculpture Center, 2001 Flora Street, Dallas. 214-242-5100

SAT 6 TRE/THE T SAFARI SHUTTLE SATURDAYS Thru September 5. Every Saturday, hop on the Trinity Railway Express to the Intermodal Transportation Center at 1001 Jones St and onto the Safari Shuttle to the Fort Worth Zoo. TRE runs from 6:30am10:30pm; Safari Shuttle runs every half-hour 9:30am-6:30pm. The-T.com 817-215-8600; trinityrailwayexpress.org. 214-979-1111. Dallas. 214-979-1111. See ad in this issue.

SWEAT IN THE PARK BOOT CAMP 9-10am. The class is free, the results are priceless. Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

YOUNG DRAGONS WITH THE CROW COLLECTION OF ASIAN ART 10-11am. Participate in safe and engaging introductory lessons on ninja tools, ninja balance and more. Taught by Randle Charles of Better Humans LLC. Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

SUN 7 DISNEY IN CONCERT 2-4pm. Come be enchanted by Disney in Concert: Magical Music from the Movies! Every new generation has a favorite Disney musical! $25.50 and up. Allen Event Center, 200 E. Stacy Rd., Allen. 972.912.1057

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8:30-10:30pm. Every Friday Movies in The Park start at 8:30 p.m. (or dusk). No coolers or alcohol permitted. Free and open to the public. Weather permitting. Schedule subject to change. The Shops at Park Lane, 8080 Park Ln #770, Dallas. 214-365-0222

EXPEDITION VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL AT PRESTONWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH 9am-12pm. For ages 3 – Grade 6. FREE, but registration is required. Choose from our 3 locations. Plano Campus: 6801 W. Park Blvd,

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Plano; North Campus: 1001 W. Prosper Tr. Prosper; Dallas Campus: 12123 Hillcrest Rd, Dallas. Prestonwood Baptist Church, Dallas. 972-820-5000. See ad in this issue.

SUMMER CHESS CAMP AT UT DALLAS 9am-12pm. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-14. 9am-noon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. Other sessions June 15-19, July 13-17 and July 20-24. Register at www. utdallas.edu/chess. For more info, call 972883-4899 or email james.stallings@utdallas. edu. UT Dallas, Richardson. 972-883-4899. See ad in this issue.

SUMMER DRAMA CAMP 10am-2pm. Register now for this FREE exciting summer camp. Hosted by Central Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) the drama camp will be taught by instructors from the Dallas Summer Musical Academy! Singing, dancing and acting will be a part of this exciting week that will end with a performance on Sunday afternoon, June 14, for parents and friends. Lunch will be provided each day. Central Christian Church- Dallas, 4711 Westside, Dallas. 214-526-7291

TUE 9 EXPEDITION VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL AT PRESTONWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH 9am-12pm. For ages 3 – Grade 6. FREE, but registration is required. Choose from our 3 locations. Plano Campus: 6801 W. Park Blvd, Plano; North Campus: 1001 W. Prosper Tr. Prosper; Dallas Campus: 12123 Hillcrest Rd, Dallas. Prestonwood Baptist Church, Dallas. 972-820-5000. See ad in this issue.

SUMMER CHESS CAMP AT UT DALLAS 9am-12pm. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-14. 9amnoon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. Other sessions June 15-19, July 13-17 and July 20-24. Register at www.utdallas. edu/chess. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james.stallings@utdallas.edu. UT Dallas, Richardson. 972-883-4899. See ad in this issue.

STROLLER BOOT CAMP 10-11am. Hosted by YMCA of Dallas. Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

MUSIC TOGETHER 10:30am-2:30pm. Join us it’s FREE! Family friendly musical activities include sing-alongs, finger-plays, instrument play, dance, and lullabies. Dallas Public Library-Preston Royal Branch, 5626 Royal Lane, Dallas. 214-670-7128

WED 10 EXPEDITION VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL AT PRESTONWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH 9am-12pm. For ages 3 – Grade 6. FREE, but registration is required. Choose from our 3 locations. Plano Campus: 6801 W. Park Blvd, Plano; North Campus: 1001 W. Prosper Tr. Prosper; Dallas Campus: 12123 Hillcrest Rd, Dallas. Prestonwood Baptist Church, Dallas. 972-820-5000 See ad in this issue

SUMMER CHESS CAMP AT UT DALLAS 9am-12pm. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-14. 9amnoon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. Other sessions June 15-19, July 1317 and July 20-24. Register at www.utdallas. edu/chess. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james.stallings@utdallas.edu. UT Dallas, Richardson. 972-883-4899 See ad in this issue.

LA LECHE LEAGUE OF DALLAS SOUTH 10-11am. Meets in Conference Room #12LEADER INFORMATION: Louanne 214399-0098 Cassie 972-679-6564, Methodist Charleton Medical Center, 3500 W. Wheatland Rd, Dallas.

THU 11 EXPEDITION VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL AT PRESTONWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH 9am-12pm. For ages 3 – Grade 6. FREE, but registration is required. Choose from our 3 locations. Plano Campus: 6801 W. Park Blvd, Plano; North Campus: 1001 W. Prosper Tr. Prosper; Dallas Campus: 12123 Hillcrest Rd, Dallas. Prestonwood Baptist Church, Dallas. 972-820-5000 See ad in this issue.

SUMMER CHESS CAMP AT UT DALLAS 9am-12pm. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-14. 9amnoon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. Other sessions June 15-19, July 1317 and July 20-24. Register at www.utdallas. edu/chess. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james.stallings@utdallas.edu. UT Dallas, Richardson. See ad in this issue.

FRI 12 EXPEDITION VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL AT PRESTONWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH 9am-12pm. For ages 3 – Grade 6. FREE, but registration is required. Choose from our 3 locations. Plano Campus: 6801 W. Park Blvd, Plano; North Campus: 1001 W. Prosper Tr. Prosper; Dallas Campus: 12123 Hillcrest Rd, Dallas. Prestonwood Baptist Church, Dallas. 972-820-5000. See ad in this issue.

SUMMER CHESS CAMP AT UT DALLAS 9:30am-12pm. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-14. 9amnoon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. Other sessions June 15-19, July 1317 and July 20-24. Register at www.utdallas. edu/chess. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james.stallings@utdallas.edu. UT Dallas, Richardson. See ad in this issue.

MOVIES IN THE PARKJURASSIC PARK 8:30-10:30pm. The Park at The Shops at Park Lane. No coolers or alcohol permitted. Free and open to the public. Weather permitting. Schedule subject to change. The Shops at Park Lane, 8080 Park Ln #770, Dallas. 214365-0222

DIVE-IN MOVE: PLANES-FIRE & RESCUE 8:30-10:30pm. Bring the whole family to enjoy a movie under the stars. Bring a blanket or float in the pool for the ultimate movie viewing experience! Regular admission will be charged. Pool Admission: 11 & Under-$1, 12 & Older-$2 Dallas Parks & Rec Center-Kidd Springs Recreation Center, 711 W. Canty Street, Dallas. 214-670-7535

SAT 13 SUSAN G. KOMEN NORTH TEXAS PLANO RACE FOR THE CURE® 8am. The Plano Race for the Cure celebrates breast cancer survivorship, and honors those who have lost their battle with the disease. Plano Campus of HP, 5400 Legacy Drive, Plano. 972-378-4808

WHERE IS PIDGE? 10:30am-12pm. Author Reading and Q&A with Michelle Staubach Grimes! Dallas Public Library-Bookmarks, 8687 N Central Expy # 1514, Dallas. 214.671.1381

GARDEN EXPLORERS WALK: A ROSY CELEBRATION 11am-1pm. Get out in the Heirloom Rose Garden on this family friendly walk that ends in time for you to catch the noon Butterfly Release talk in our conservatory. Included with admission. Discovery Gardens, 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd, Dallas. 214-4287476 x 341

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KNOW IT ALL SUN 14 TASTE OF DALLAS 11am-8pm. Taste of Dallas is Dallas’ most sought-after culinary event, featuring over 70 restaurants, cooking competitions for top prizes, a culinary & exhibitor marketplace, Taste the Difference VIP tasting experience, the sweet factory, plus much, much more Fair Park Dallas, 1300 Robert B. Cullum Blvd., Dallas. 972-590-8898

MON 15 THE CIRQUE DREAMS KIDSTIME SUMMER CAMP 9am-5pm. (Mon 15-Thurs 18) Participants between the ages of 10-16 will partake in immersive workshops, master classes and motivational activities that Cirque Dreams has developed and showcased for more than 20 years. WYLY Theatre, 2400 Flora Street, Dallas. 214-880-0202 http://www. attpac.org/on-sale/2015/cirque-dreamscamp/ See ad this issue.

ONE-DAY MUSIC THEORY INTENSIVES 9:30am. Ages 7-12, mature adults welcome. Instructor: Kayli House Cusick. We will draw, play, do, listen, sing, and play piano. Cost is $35. Oil and Cotton, 817 W. Davis Street #110, Dallas. 214-942-0474

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and Nasher Sculpture Center have special activities planned like music in the galleries, film screenings, outdoor concerts and guided tours. Dallas Museum of Art, 1717 North Harwood Street, Dallas, 214-744-6642

SAT 20 CIRQUE DREAMS JUNGLE FANTASY Shows: June 19-June 21. Five shows only of the Broadway Hit that’s part of the AT&T Performing Arts Center Broadway Series. Winspear Opera House, 2403 Flora Street, Dallas.214-880-0202 See ad in this issue.

DEEP ELLUM OUTDOOR MARKET 11am-5pm. The Deep Ellum Outdoor Market features local artists, live music, and food trucks in Dallas most unique neighborhood. The 2800 block of Main St is shut down to make a walkable, urban area. Deep Ellum, 2800 Block of Main St, Dallas. 214.785-9285

FANGS! A FAMILY FESTIVAL OF HERPETOLOGICAL PROPORTIONS 10am-3pm. Join Director of Horticulture and avid Herpetologist Roger Sanderson for an in depth look at our favorite reptilian friends. Included with admission. Discovery Gardens, 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd, Dallas. 214-428-7476

SUN 21 HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

STROLLER BOOT CAMP 10-11am. The YMCA hosts a bootcamp for moms, dads and anyone else with a stroller! Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

FRI 19 CIRQUE DREAMS JUNGLE FANTASY The journey comes to life in a fantastical jungle setting filled with flowers, magical trees and a variety of special effects. This world-class explosion of imagination, athleticism and Broadway theatrics will exhilarate and entertain audiences of all ages. Winspear Opera House, 2403 Flora Street, Dallas. 214-880-0202. (Shows: June 19-June 21). See ad in this issue.

MOVIES IN THE PARK-ZOOLANDER 8:30-11pm. Pack up your blankets and chairs to enjoy an entertaining movie on the big screen every Friday in June in The Park at The Shops at Park Lane. Movies in The Park start at 8:30 p.m. (or dusk). No coolers or alcohol permitted. Free and open to the public. Weather permitting. Schedule subject to change. The Shops at Park Lane, 8080 Park Ln #770, Dallas. 214-365-0222

SUMMER BLOCK PARTY 6pm-Midnight. Our friends at the Crow Collection of Asian Art, Dallas Museum of Art,

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CIRQUE DREAMS JUNGLE FANTASY Shows: June 19-June 21. Five shows only of the Broadway Hit that’s part of the AT&T Performing Arts Center Broadway Series. Winspear Opera House, 2403 Flora Street, Dallas.214-880-0202. See ad in this issue.

MON 22 THE LION OF TEXAS: THE STORY OF SAM HOUSTON 9am-2pm. We are offering a day full of educational experiences, complete with a theater performance, museum visit and more. Those interested should register for only one day. (The program is the same each day.) The camp program is $15 per student. For groups, every 10 students registered receive one free chaperone ticket. Targeted for children ages 8-13. Online registration is available at http://tinyurl.com/ lionoftexas. Interurban Railway Museum, 901 E. 15th Street, Plano.

TUE 23 LA LECHE LEAGUE DALLAS (TODDLER) 10-11:30am. 2nd Level Head in the main doors, turn right, then follow the hall to the elevator. We are in a classroom just outside

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HIGHLAND PARK LIBRARY 4700 Drexel Dr. • 214-559-9400 Wed - Lapsit Storytime 10am (ages 0-24 mos). Thur - Toddler Storytime 10am, (2 year olds) Fri - Preschool Storytime 10am, (3 & 4 year olds) UNIVERSITY PARK LIBRARY 3800 University Blvd • 214-363-9095 Wed - Storytime 3:45pm (ages 4 &-5). Thur - Toddler Storytime, 10:45am

RENNER FRANKFORD BRANCH 6400 Frankford Road, 214-670-6100 Tue - Tales for Tots 10:30am (ages 3-5). Tue - Baby Bounce 11:15am (infants & toddlers) BOOKMARKS (at North Park Mall) 8687 N. Central Expy • Ste. 1514 • 214-671-1381

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Mon - NorthCourt - Baby Bounce Basics 10:30am (up to 24 mos.). Mon - Inside Bookmarks - Baby Bounce Basics 12:30pm (up to 24 mos.). Wed - Inside Bookmarks - Wiggly, Waggly Words 3:30pm (preschoolers). Thur - NorthCourt - Tickles for Toddlers 10:30am & 3:30pm (2 & 3 year olds) Thur - Inside Bookmarks – Baby Bounce Basics, 12:30pm (up to 24 mos.). Fri - Inside Bookmarks - Baby Bounce Basics 12:30pm (up to 24 mos.). Fri - Inside Bookmarks – Preschool Palooza - 3:30pm (ages 2-4)

LAKEWOOD BRANCH LIBRARY 6121 Worth Street • 214-670-1376 Wed - Boogie Woogie Books 10:30am (ages 6 & under)

AUDELIA ROAD BRANCH LIBRARY 10045 Audelia Road • 214-670-1350 Fri - Boogie Woogie Books 10:30am (ages 6 & under)

MESQUITE - MAIN BRANCH 300 W. Grubb Dr. • 972-216-6220 Tues - Preschool Storytime 10:30am, ages 3-5; Evening Storytime 7pm, all ages. Wed - Infant Lapsit Storytime 9:30am, ages 6-12mo; Young & Restless Storytime 10:30am, 13mo -2yrs. Thu - Toddler Time 10:30am, ages 18mo-3yrs. Sat - Storytime 11am, ages 6-18mo

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MESQUITE - NORTH BRANCH 2600 Oates Dr. • 972-681-0465 Tue - Preschool Storytime 10:30am, ages 3-5. Thu - Toddler Time 10:30am, ages 18mo-3yrs All Storytimes are FREE. Listed are the regularly scheduled storytimes. Call to confirm as schedules are subject to change.

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the elevator. Around 11:30 we move out to the playground. Feel free to bring a picnic lunch. LEADER INFORMATION: Heather 214-5077564 heather.traylor@yahoo.com Hannah 214-562-0738 hlpoole_82@yahoo.com Alison alisonegrady@yahoo.com TOPIC: Nursing Beyond a Year. Richardson E. Church of Christ, 1504 E. Campbell Rd, Richardson.

WED 24 STORY TIME UNDER THE STARS

CLASSICS AT KLYDE WARREN PARK 8:15-10pm. Grab a spot on the lawn and enjoy the classics at Klyde Warren Park! Be sure to come by early! Ginsburg Family Great Lawn, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Freeway, Dallas. 214.716-4500

SAT 27 REUNION LAWN PARTY

10-10:30am. Children ages 4-6 and their adult companions can experience children’s literature and a brief tutorial on the moon, stars and constellations. The Perot Museum of Nature and Science, 2201 N. Field St., Dallas. 214-428-5555

5-10pm. On the last Saturday of every month, through September 2015, Reunion Tower will host the Reunion Lawn Party. The party will be a free hangout featuring live music, food trucks, a beer garden, lawn games and more. Reunion Park, 302 Reunion Blvd. E., Dallas. 214-205-1086

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LAKEWOOD LIBRARY BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP

BUTTERFLY TEA PARTY FEATURING “BONJOUR BUTTERFLY” 10:30am-12:30pm. Enjoy ‘fancy’ activities, tea, snacks, and more as we celebrate the book, “Bonjour Butterfly,” by Jane O’Connor! Adults pay regular admission. $12 ages 3-11 / $10 members $3 ages 1-3 / $2 members at door purchase; $2/child surcharge. Discovery Gardens, 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd, Dallas. 214-428-7476

FRI 26 MOVIES IN THE PARK DESPICABLE ME 8:30-11pm. Pack up your blankets and chairs to enjoy an entertaining movie on the big screen every Friday in June in The Park at The Shops at Park Lane. Movies start at 8:30 p.m. (or dusk). No coolers or alcohol permitted. Free and open to the public. 8080 Park Ln #770, Dallas. 214-365-0222

3:30-4:30pm.This group meets every 4th Saturday of the month and reads award-winning literature. Please contact the Lakewood Library for details. Lakewood Branch Library, 6121 Worth St., Dallas. 214.670-1376

MON 29 BOOT CAMP AT KLYDE WARREN PARK 6-7pm. The class is free, the results are priceless. Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas.

TUE 30 STORY TIME AT POTTERY BARN KIDS 11-11:30am. Join us for story time every Tuesday. Become a book club member. Pottery Barn Kids Locations in Dallas and Frisco. www.potterybarnkids.com

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FUN STUFF { LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE LAUGHING }

WHAT KIND OF BATH CAN YOU TAKE WITHOUT WATER?

WHY IS A BABY LIKE A DIAMOND?

A SUN BATH

BECAUSE IT’S PRECIOUS!

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING A FATHER CAN DO FOR HIS CHILDREN IS TO LOVE THEIR MOTHER. — THEODORE HESBURGH

Fatherhood

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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass!” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply, “We’re raising boys.” —HARMON KILLEBREW

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years! — MARK TWAIN

A father carries pictures where his cash used to be. — AUTHOR UNKNOWN

WHY DOES A MOTHER CARRY HER BABY? BECAUSE A BABY CAN’T CARRY THE MOTHER

He didn’t tell me how to live, he lived, and let me watch him do it. — CLARENCE BUDINGTON KELLAND

It’s easier for a father to have children, than for children to have a real father. — POPE SAINT JOHN XXIII

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. — JIM VALVANO

“A good father will make French Toast for their daughter, even on a busy school day morning!” — CAROLINE

I can’t think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection. — SIGMUND FREUD

LOL WITH JAMES ESTES!

GOTTA LOVE ‘EM My husband is a bird enthusiast, so my son wanted to make a bird house as a Father’s Day gift. He worked hard using a wooden DIY kit. He presented it to his dad and said, “Look what I made!” His dad said, “Wow, is it for me?” he answered, “No, it’s for the birds; you could never fit in there!” — DANNY, 8YRS

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BACKTALK { BY KEN SWARNER }

IT’S TIME TO GO CAMPING!

t’s officially summer and you know what that means...my wife and I need to make appointments with our chiropractor. Or, in other words,

holed up in the Port-A–potties crying. I’ll camp this year with a new lease on life. If the tent falls down in

like millions of other people, we’re headed to one of the many local

the middle of the night, I say it’s no big deal. The kids and I will just

parks in our area for a weekend of camping.

pretend that our house was knocked over by a tornado and we can

Roughing it with the other crazy people, we’ll take a hike, build a

assess the damage in the morning.

campfire, and throw our backs out. Fun! My kids love camping, so I wouldn’t deny them that experience, but between you and me, I’ve never found camping to be a vacation.

If the tent flaps are constantly left open during the day, I won’t freak out and spend my weekend zipping them back up. I’ll shrug it off. After all, I don’t think anyone’s actually died from 40 mosquito bites.

It’s more like being home with a mountain of chores to do but you

If my daughter loses her shoe during our afternoon hike, I won’t

can’t do them in your boxers because there aren’t any walls to separate

yell and scream that I told her so. I’ll calmly remind her that I said “flip-

yourself from the neighbors.

flops weren’t a good idea on the trail,” and then I’ll fireman carry her

I know that camping is supposed to be fun, but by the time I have jimmied the tent up with two missing poles, lit a smoldering fire, cooked

back to the campsite. And if we spend the entire weekend trapped as it pours cats and

dinner, stood in line for 30 minutes to wash the dishes under a spigot,

dogs outside, I won’t bore everyone with my list of “the twenty places”

and chased the kids out of the tent (again), I’m left wondering why I

we could be instead of huddled inside our car starring at the collapsed

didn’t stay home and clean out the garage.

tent. Instead, I’ll break out the S’more fixings and we’ll soften our

My wife says camping is worse than jabbing yourself with a marshmallow stick. Of course, the manner in which my son suddenly jerks a flaming marshmallow out of the fire and into your face, I’m not so sure. Still I am trying to have a good attitude about camping, you know, for the kids’ sake. I remember

I’m going to make this camping adventure the best trip of my life. Regardless of what might go wrong, I will focus solely on turning every sour situation into lemonade. Yep, I can feel the tension melting off me already...or maybe

how much fun I

that’s the Dramamine.

had as a child

camping...when my mom wasn’t

marshmallows over the cigarette lighter.

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