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MY FAVORITE SEASON
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t’s Spring! My most favorite season of all (did I say this last month). Spring flowers, spring cleaning, spring fashions. I have spring flowers still in the containers they came in on my front porch! Can’t wait to get them into the soil. And my closets and home need to be
refreshed. I still have business suits hanging around, Oh my! Okay, hold up - Before spring fever seduces you too, I’d like to plant a little seed
CREATE IN ME A CLEAN HEART, O GOD, AND RENEW A STEADFAST SPIRIT WITHIN ME. — PSALM 51:10
for you to nurture. A seed planted in your heart. Although spring cleaning brings great pleasure and worth the efforts, the effects only last for a season, however a spiritual cleansing could last for all eternity. So before you labor to gain the pleasurable effects from spring cleaning, why don’t you steady yourself and reflect first on your relationship with God. Let Him do some spring cleaning on your soul! Drawing close to Him in prayer allows your heart and body to be cleansed. Cleansed from sin when we confess and ask for forgiveness, cleansed from bitterness (baggage in the attic) when we ask God to forgive others who hurt us. We can’t do this type of cleansing on our own, we need Him. And remember, God made you for His pleasure, so let him be pleased with the effects of His grace that could last for all eternity. SP
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Our cover model this month is Jenkins. Jenkins has a big heart and loves helping others. So much so that when he grows up he wants to be a superhero – or a doctor. He has two rescue dogs (Baron and Holly) and his favorite pastimes are riding his bike, playing soccer and going sailing.
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YOU SHOULD KNOW NO TO H2O Infants don’t need to drink water; it can actually be detrimental. A baby who satisfies her appetite and her need to suckle with a water bottle will miss out on the needed nutrition she needs from her scheduled feedings. Breast milk or formula is all they need to stay hydrated for the first six months, unless they’re sick and losing fluids. After six months, you can give baby sips of water, but don’t overdo it. You might give him a tummy ache or make him too full to eat well. When you start introducing solids consult with your pediatrician.
WEIGHTLOSS = BETTER BEDTIME In a recent study of men in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism, it was found that a weight gain of 30 pounds lowered testosterone levels as much as if the men had aged 10 years! Low testosterone levels in men lead to depression, loss of muscle mass and bone density, as well as, loss of sexual drive and performance. Help your man lose the extra weight they have accumulated over the years and both of you will be happier.
We know that fiber plays a crucial role in metabolism and weight control. In fact, studies have shown that people who eat diets high in fiber tend to weigh less! Many fiber rich foods are low in calories and can actually curb your appetite. Choose superfoods like oats and pumpkins; choose beans too, from adzuki to Great Northern, beans are high in fiber, packed with protein, and low in fat. Be sure to wash down all that extra fiber with plenty of water to avoid constipation and gas.
GET A JOB! This could be the best thing for your teen this summer. A University of Iowa study found that teen summer jobs increased their self-esteem. Earning money and being able to manage finances creates a sense of self-worth. Having a summer job also decreases boredom and listlessness from isolation, as well as a decreased risk of substance abuse. Always review your teen’s choices and help them make good decisions when deciding where to apply.
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MOOD CHANGER Have the winter blahs? Not a morning person? Put some fresh flowers in your home. Research reveals that people feel more compassionate towards others, have less worry and anxiety, and feel less depressed when fresh cut flowers are present in the home. The research also indicates that having flowers at home can have a positive carry-over impact on your mood at work too. Put the flowers where you’ll see them early in the morning. The kitchen is a good spot.
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QUESTIONS { + PROFESSIONAL ANSWERS }
ABIGAIL, MOM OF 3 Q. I recently heard that it may not be effective to say “great job” to our child too often when they do something good. What is the best way to praise them?
A. Praise is good. Specific praise better. In other words, instead of simply saying, “good job,’ be more specific and concrete about what the child did to earn the praise, such as “You did a wonderful job picking up all your toys,” or “Thank you for doing your chores without me having to remind you.” The key with effective praise is the following: What gets feedback, gets done better. And the more specific the feedback, the more clearly a child will know not what is (and is not) expected of him or her. The better able we, as adults, are at telling children what specific behaviors we want to see MORE of, the more successful children will be in meeting those expectations and responsibilities. Remember: all kids want to do a good job and make us feel proud of them.
KAREN, MOM OF 1 Q. My daughter is a bit lazy at home after school. She is not interested in sports and I feel she needs encouragement to get up and move. Any suggestions for affordable after school activities?
R AC H E L , M O M O F 2 Q. At a special needs camp, will my 7 year old child get the attention he needs, and can he participate fully with the other kids?
A. You may want to consider a girls only
camper. Our camp, for example, has a 1 to 3 ratio; more staff is provided if needed. During the registration process many questions are asked to identify your child’s special needs as well as any modifications that may be necessary so that your child could fully participate. Also, it’s important to ask about the training process for the Camp Staff as well as the Volunteers who may be working with your child. Our camp, for example, has a 2 week training period prior to camp. Camp is a great experience for our special needs children!
group! It would be great to get her into a program with a focus on physical activity that is based on positive youth development for girls. And an environment that teaches life skills to help her be the best that she can be, while making friends that celebrate each other’s achievements. LAURIE MITCHELL, Executive Director of Girls on the Run DFW
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Q. When is the best time to start therapy and interaction with other children for a child with a diagnosis of Autism? A. As soon as a diagnosis is given, a child with Autism should seek out therapy options. One of the
leading therapeutic techniques that children with Autism benefit from is Applied Behavior Analysis (ABA). ABA is a scientific problem-solving approach designed to produce socially-significant outcomes. In other words, Behavior Analysts aim to improve quality of life for individuals, families, and communities using the science of behavior change. The application of ABA is not limited to individuals with Autism, however over 60 years of research supports its effectiveness in meeting the complex needs of this population. Often, Behavior Analysts will use ABA in social settings so children with similar social deficiencies can socialize with one another to develop stronger social skills.
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MOMENTS { BY PATRICK HEMPFING }
A WAGON FILLED WITH MEMORIES
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et’s clean out the garage today.” How did this statement come
the night as the garage floor was covered with everything, but family
from my mouth? If I had typed these words, I could have
harmony is more important. Overall, though, I thought we worked
highlighted the sentence and pressed the delete key before
well as a team. Did we have differences of opinion? Yes. Did I go to
anyone saw it. However, like all words, once they’re spoken in
bed exhausted? You bet. Will I get to be the supervisor for day two of
front of witnesses, you can’t take them back. Mattie, my wife, quickly
garage cleaning? Like Jessie’s odds of getting a horse for her next
seconded the idea as this project had been on my Honey Do list for
birthday, not a chance.
quite some time. Jessie, my nine-year-old daughter, made it unanimous. I then pointed out what I saw as the most likely problem in tackling
Though I had been dreading this huge project, my two supervisors and I shared some special times. Mattie and I pulled out possessions we hadn’t
this massive project – too many supervisors. I emphasized, “We can
seen in years and Jessie had never seen. One box contained love letters
only have one supervisor!” Jessie’s hand shot up from the kitchen table,
and poems I wrote to Mattie before we were married. Jessie and Mattie
at which point I realized I either need to raise my hand faster or yell
laughed when I read one letter aloud. I can’t believe I wrote such mushy
“me” when I end select sentences.
stuff and it worries me a little that I have no recollection of writing it.
Okay, besides attempting to tackle this project with two supervisors,
Jessie said she could part with her tiny red wagon. Mattie, Mrs.
yes, Mattie also likes to lead, I knew our different personalities would
Clutterfree, said, “We can’t give that away. That’s where Jessie had her
enter into play. There’s Mr. Sentimental (me). I know Jessie can’t use
apple sales.” Jessie’s preschool class for two-year-olds took a field trip
her pink ball glove anymore, but we have to keep
to an apple orchard. I had fun picking apples with Jessie and we filled
it forever. Then there’s Mrs. Clutterfree (Mattie).
her bag in no time. Of course, Daddy picked the high ones. When we
“We haven’t used it in the last five years. Take it to Goodwill.” Finally, there’s Miss Open Every Box. “What’s in that box? Let’s pull that box down.” We weren’t into the cleaning project very long before
got home, we decided to have an apple sale. We made a sign “Apples For Sale – Only 25 cents.” Jessie loaded her apples into her little red wagon and set up shop with her newly acquired red and green inventory. I cleared a small bookshelf in our guest room and it made a
I concluded that a trip
perfect display for Jessie’s merchandise. We had so much fun selling
to the dentist for a
and buying apples, learning about money, giving change, and talking
root canal would
about how to run a successful business that we repeated the process
have been more fun. At day’s end, I was
after Halloween with Jessie’s trick-or-treat candy. My most sentimental moment came when I pulled a sign away from
pleased with the
the wall and found half of a pink, plastic Easter egg. Jessie hid plastic
progress my
eggs long after Easter had ended. To make hide and seek last longer,
two supervisors
she split each egg in half. I, Mr. Sentimental, said, “Oh, I’m keeping
and I had made.
this.” Of course, Mrs. Clutterfree’s immediate response was,
The car would
“Trash!” Now, I admit, a half of a plastic egg covered with
have to stay
dust and spider webs doesn’t make the best keepsake, but
parked in the driveway for
I’m not a hoarder. Okay, maybe I’m a hoarder of memories. The garage clean-up will probably take several more days. Will I find the other half of the pink egg? Mattie better hope not, because if I do, I’m saving it. I’ll store it in Jessie’s tiny red wagon. Until next month, remember to cherish the moments. SP
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ng Tec i o G h
at Camp
Kids Unplug and Make Lifelong Connections BY ASHLEY TALMADGE
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n our world of constant connectivity, some might argue that kids shouldn’t be expected to “unplug” for weeks on end. And yet most overnight summer camps are still tech-free zones. Why? Recent studies reveal there are good reasons for taking a tech break. And seasoned camp directors are privy to a little known fact: Kids actually enjoy it. Erec Hillis, boys’ camp director at Camp Champions in Texas, says, “Many of our campers actually thank us for the opportunity to put away their phones for a while. Some of them say that it is exhausting to try to keep up with all the demands of being available 24/7, and that camp is a welcome break.” Nonetheless, it can be daunting to think about letting the smartphone, iPad, and laptop go untouched for the camp session. And parents may feel just as anxious as their kids. After all, we’re used to communicating with our children whenever and wherever the notion strikes. What to do? First of all, it helps to know why most camps remain unplugged. Kevin Gordon, director of Camp Kupugani outside of Chicago, says, “Because the whole point of our camp is to enjoy nature, facilitate communication, and empower children by developing
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those skills, we don’t allow cell phones or iPods, which diminish interpersonal interaction.” Gordon says there’s solid evidence to support this view, and points to a recent study from UCLA in which a group of sixth graders unplugged for five days at an outdoor camp. This group showed marked improvement in their ability to accurately read nonverbal emotional cues when compared to a control group of same-age students who hadn’t yet been to camp. While the researchers did not dismiss the value of technology as a communication and learning tool, they concluded that “digital screen time, even when used for social interaction, could reduce time spent developing skills in reading nonverbal cues of human emotion.” It is through face-to-face encounters that kids gain the ability to see another’s perspective, and develop empathy. They learn to cooperate and contribute. All this is important in the cultivation of lasting friendships. In his book, Homesick and Happy: How Time Away from Parents Can Help a Child Grow, psychologist Michael Thompson contends it is because campers spend so much time together, that “camp friendships grow so quickly and deeply.” The camp environment itself inspires face-to-face interaction. Campers eat, sleep, and play in
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proximity to one another. Hillis says, “Kids want to interact with one another…Camp allows kids to be near enough to each other so that they don’t need their phones. They can just walk over and start a conversation.” Still, it’s a good idea to prepare your child for the tech-free experience. You may simply inform him of the “no electronics” rule, and express your confidence in his ability to abide by it. Hillis reminds parents not to commiserate with a child who seems reluctant to give up his device. Just remind him that all campers will follow the same rules, and that the camp has good reasons for being tech-free. As Hillis says, “We simply want kids to be comfortable in knowing that they can turn the phone off for a period of time and perhaps enjoy life even more richly, rather than feeling that they are missing out on something.” Gordon recommends experimenting with a tech break of a day or two, sometime before the start of camp. “Do it as a family and recognize how (after perhaps an initial shock), it’s actually fun and you feel more connected as people!” He also suggests discussing how your camper can deal with homesickness, and how you’ll keep in touch without devices. Many camps now offer one-way email; parents send email, which is then printed and delivered to campers by the staff. However, Gordon favors old-fashioned snail mail, and says email, “ though easier for the parent to send, is generally not as appreciated by the camper.” In fact, experts like Thompson recommend letter-writing as the primary form of communication between parent and camper. In Homesick and Happy, he writes that “the time spent between sending and receiving a letter is a valuable opportunity for both parent and child to think about one another without having to do anything with or for each other.” He believes a child cannot become independent without spending time away from parents, and warns that “minute-by-minute contact with parents undermines the sense of separation.” So don’t be the parent who slips an extra phone into your child’s duffel! Gordon acknowledges that being disconnected from screens is more difficult for parents than for campers. “ It’s also a different experience (and harder), since the parent is in their same world, while the camper is busy in a new environment,” he says. Yet parents would do well to practice some tech “downtime” for the duration of the camp session. Thompson writes, “My advice: Stop the emails, just send one or two packages per summer and give yourself a break from checking the camp’s online photos. Go buy some stamps and write a long letter or two or nineteen.” During the weeks at summer camp, your child will make new friends. Everyday she’ll eat, bunk, play, and share adventures with them. She’ll have heart-to-hearts. Face-to-face. True, she may use social media to stay in touch with her camp friends throughout the year. But memories of the things they did together—tipping the canoe, singing by the fire, playing pranks on the counselors—will create the strongest of bonds. She’ll yearn for next summer when she can ditch the smartphone and wrap her arms around her forever friends. Face-to-face. SP Ashley Talmadge is a freelance writer who lives in the Pacific Northwest with her husband and two young sons. She enjoys writing about the many facets of parenthood, and her work has appeared in dozens of parenting publications throughout the U.S and Canada.
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Fabulous Family Interviews
W A fun way to create memories! BY JANNY J. JOHNSON
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hen I grow up, I want to be a giraffe,” my three-year-old daughter declared during one of our annual family interviews The following year she wanted to be an artist. When she was six, she decided she’d like to live on a ranch and draw her horses instead of riding them! As parents, we all measure our kids’ growth in feet and inches. But how do you measure their ideas and dreams? Well, recording yearly interviews with your children will provide a unique way of capturing who they are at that moment in time. Here are a few ideas for you to conduct annual family interviews of your own.
BEFORE THE INTERVIEW A little preparation will smooth the way. Create a list of questions and adapt it to each child. To keep the session from becoming tedious, limit your queries to about six or eight. If your child is in an interesting phase, be sure to craft questions that will provide insight or laughter in the years ahead. For example, we asked our seven-year-old son what grown-up thing he’d like to do. He replied, “I want to drive the car. I already know how to drive. I’ve been watching.” Decide on a quiet place where you can interview your children comfortably. Anywhere from the living room to a bunk bed – even the sandbox, if that’s where you can keep them in one spot for a few minutes. Talk to your kids about what the family interview is all about. Let them know that you want them to answer a few questions honestly, but also be able to have some fun. Be sure to tell them that you’ll be videotaping the interviews. Hand your kids some sort of microphone, even if it’s just a paper towel tube or a banana. Make
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sure that you have your recorder running before the children get into position. Turning on a device in front of kids can make them clam up, and you’ll want to capture any goofiness as they arrive.
THE QUESTIONS To avoid one word answers, ask open-ended questions. You might want to share some of the questions with the kids ahead of time so they can think about how to answer. If they get stuck, take a break, change the wording of the question, or make suggestions. Even if most of the interview is constant giggles, which may feel frustrating at the time, many years later your whole family will love watching the recording of the silly session.
CONDUCTING THE INTERVIEW Keep the interview fun. Let your kids choose what to wear. When our son wanted to be a cowboy, he wore his fringed leather vest. When my daughter was eleven, she wore a horned Viking hat because she thought it was hilarious. Invite your children to bring something special with them, a recent art project, their stuffy—even a pet—and be sure to have them tell what they brought and why.
AFTER THE INTERVIEW Gather your family together to view the recordings. Or you can save them to be enjoyed later. Some of our favorite evenings have been watching funny moments of our recorded interviews from years past. Whichever way you choose, family interviews can be a wonderful tradition. Whether you conduct them on New Year’s or at the same time every year (like in their birthday month), this is a fun twist on measuring your kids’ development. SP
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Runs through May 10. How will you fare when you try to solve a captivating, original murder mystery in the tradition of the master detective? Come inside and find out! More than a century ago, in 1886, a struggling young doctor named Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a story about a brilliant and enigmatic detective. The 26-year-old author would probably have been amazed to know that Sherlock Holmes would become one of the most inspiring and influential characters of all time. You’ll learn to use investigative tools and techniques from Holmes himself, and test yourself with exciting, interactive crime-solving opportunities. Hurry along! The game’s afoot! Perot Museum of Science and Nature, 2201 N. Field Street, Dallas, 214428-5555, www.perotmuseum.org.
Runs through Apr. 5. East versus West makes for a dramatic, richly textured and ultimately uplifting tale of enormous fascination. It is 1862 in Siam when an English widow, Anna Leonowens, and her young son arrive at the Royal Palace in Bangkok, having been summoned by the King to serve as tutor to his many children and wives. The King is largely considered to be a barbarian by those in the West, and he seeks Anna’s assistance in changing his image, if not his ways. With both keeping a firm grip on their respective traditions and values, Anna and the King grow to understand and, eventually, respect one another, in a truly unique love story. Visit website for specific dates, showtimes and ticket. Music Hall at Fair Park, 909 First Ave., Dallas, 214-6917200 www.dallassummermusicals.org/ shows_kingandi.shtm.
THE TALE OF PETER RABBIT
THU 2 FIRST THURSDAY LATE NIGHT AT THE PEROT MUSEUM – FORENSICS
Runs through Apr. 5. Back by popular demand! The musical adaptation of Beatrix Potter’s beloved rabbit tale lavishly blends puppetry and live acting on the Baker Theater’s stage. Peter Rabbit’s mother warned her children not to go into Mr. McGregor’s garden, lest they get baked into a pie like their father. When she leaves the burrow, curiosity gets the best of little Peter, and he visits the garden. Will he escape the fate of his father and find the way back to the safety and warmth of his home? Enjoyed by ages 4 and up Dallas Children’s Theater, 5938 Skillman, Dallas, 214-740-0051, www.dct.org.
7-9pm. Become a super sleuth by gathering evidence, practicing problem solving skills, and learning about forensic science while unraveling mysteries through exploration in celebration of our traveling exhibition. All you need to get in on the fun is the cost of general admission, so purchase your tickets online early. Your exhibit hall ticket on the date of First Thursday Late Night gives you FREE access to our special programming that evening. The Perot Museum will stay open from 10am-9pm first Thursdays. Perot Museum of Science and Nature, 2201 N. Field, Dallas, 214-428-5555 www.perotmuseum.org.
DALLAS BLOOMS 2015: DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXANS
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Runs through Apr. 12. Dallas Blooms, the largest floral festival in the Southwest, has been a tradition “Deep in the Hearts of Texans” for 31 years. This year’s Texassized extravaganza will feature more than 500,000 blooming spring bulbs along with themed topiaries, entertainment, food and other activities. Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Road, Dallas, 214-515-6500, dallasarboretum.org.
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CELEBRATE EASTER AT PRESTONWOOD Our Easter Week services begin on Good Friday with a special celebration of baptism and communion, and culminate with nine services on Saturday and Easter Sunday. Good Friday Service 4/3 at 6:30pm at all campuses. Easter Worship Services at Plano Campus are Sat 4/4 at 5pm and Sun 4/5 at 8, 9:30 & 11am (2pm in Spanish). Easter
Services at North Campus are Sun 9:30 & 11am. Service at Dallas Campus is Sun at 11am (also in Spanish). Check the website for childcare availability. 972-820-5000 prestonwood.org/easter.
DALLAS STARS VS. BLUES 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.
SAT 4 GE IRVING MARATHON 5:30am-2pm. The GE Irving Marathon is expecting more than 2,500 runners to compete. The USATF certified course will run from the Irving Convention Center through beautiful Las Colinas, eventually running the majestic Campion Trails. Course will only run on paved surfaces; no grass no levees! All Marathon participants will receive a 2015 Irving Marathon Race Shirt and Finisher Medal! Visit website to register, fees and for all race day information. Irving Convention Center at Las Colinas, 505 W. Las Colinas Blvd., Irving, 214-843-5596, www.irvingmarathon.com.
TARGET FIRST SATURDAYS AT THE NASHER SCULPTURE CENTER 10am-5pm. Bring the kids and enjoy free admission and fun family programming on the first Saturday of every month. Presented by Target. Free Admission. 10am – 5pm. Family Activities 10am – 2pm. Bring out your children’s artistic talents and broaden their understanding and appreciation of the world. Target First Saturdays are designed especially for children in preschool to elementary school and feature a line-up of activities that encourage creative thought through a monthly “Big Idea. ”Children’s Art Activity: 10am – 12 noon. Artist Demonstrations: 10am – 12:30pm. Art Scavenger Hunt: 10am – 2pm. Family Tours: Hourly from 10:15am – 12:15pm. Yoga in the Garden presented by Yogasport (weather permitting): 11:30am. Second Glances with the Writer’s Garret: 12 noon-1pm. Storytime with the Dallas Public Library: 12:30pm. NasherKids Meal Available at Nasher Cafe: 11am – 2pm. Nasher Sculpture Center,
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SKYLINE 360 TOUR WITH THE DALLAS CENTER FOR ARCHITECTURE 2:30pm-3pm. Join us for a “standing” tour of the Dallas skyline. Klyde Warren Park offers the perfect vantage point to see the buildings that have made up Dallas’ architectural heritage for the last 100 years. In 20 minutes, you’ll learn all about the buildings that define our skyline in Uptown and Downtown Dallas. Meet in the Reading Room. Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas, www. klydewarrenpark.org.
DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS 7:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.
TUE 7 MUSIC AND STORIES WITH KIDSWORKS 11am-12pm. Grab the kiddos for a storytelling session in the park! Cute stories and fun tunes for little ones presented by Miss Kimberly. Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas, www. klydewarrenpark.org.
VISIONARY WOMEN LUNCHEON BENEFITING THE JULIETTE FOWLER COMMUNITIES 12-1:30pm. Juliette Fowler Communities will honor life-long teachers, Marca Lee Bircher and Patricia Hardman, with the 2015 Visionary Women Award. As the creative team behind Woodrow Wilson High School musicals for 29 years and the founders of the nationally recognized show choir “Variations,” their visionary leadership transformed a Dallas school, its Lakewood neighborhood and our youth. The Visionary Women luncheon celebrates the vision of Juliette Peak Fowler and honors individuals who embody her compassionate spirit and who use their visionary leadership and remarkable gifts to make a difference in our world. Individual tickets are $125 and Sponsorship packages begin at $3,000. To learn more about
Visionary Women, please contact Coleman Rabourn at 214.515.1342 or colemanr@ fowlercommunities.org. Omni Hotel Dallas, 555 S. Lamar, Dallas, www.fowlercommunities.org/ visionary_women.aspx.
THE ILLUSIONISTS Direct from Broadway, the world’s best-selling magic show is coming to Dallas Summer Musicals! This mind blowing spectacular showcases the jaw dropping talents of seven of the most incredible Illusionists on earth. The Illusionists has shattered box office records across the globe and dazzles audiences of all ages with a powerful mix of the most outrageous and astonishing acts ever to be seen on stage. This non-stop show is packed with thrilling and sophisticated magic of unprecedented proportions. Visit website for specific dates, showtimes & tickets. Music Hall at Fair Park, 909 First Ave., Dallas, 214691-7200, www.dallassummermusicals.org/ shows_illusionists.shtm.
WED 8 DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. PHOENIX SUNS 8:30pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Ave, Dallas, www.mavs.com.
FRI 10 BALLOONACY AT THE DALLAS CHILDREN’S THEATER Runs April 10-19. Enjoyed by ages 3 and up. Our youngest audiences will enjoy this award-winning story of a lonely old man (played by DCT’s own Karl Schaeffer) and his friendship with a balloon. The old man is set in his solitary ways until a red balloon blows through his window and insists on becoming his friend. Sweet, inventive and packed with physical comedy, this play shows how, with a little imagination and acceptance, companionship is everywhere. Visit website to purchase tickets and see specific show times/dates. Believe in Friendship. Dallas Children’s Theater, 5938 Skillman Street, Dallas, 214-740-0051, dct.org.
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2.3 million people living with MS worldwide. To make a positive impact in the lives of all those affected by MS, register for Walk MS: Dallas TODAY! Make a self-donation and set a fundraising goal that will keep you motivated! Start or join a team, raise funds and celebrate hope for the future! YOU can make a difference! Addison Circle, Addison, 469-619-4707, walktxh.nationalmssociety.org.
TRINKETS TO TREASURES RESALE 8am-3pm. Trinkets to Treasures is Collin County’s largest rummage sale. Shop for gently used furniture, computer equipment, children’s items, clothing, home decor, workout equipment and more! $5 admission from 8 a.m. – 12 p.m. Free admission for children 10 and under. Plano Centre, 2000 E. Spring Creek Pkwy, Plano, www. jlcollincounty.org.
ENCHANTED ANTICS BY SONU VARKEY | DECEPTION SPECIALIST Gather up the whole family and come enjoy the show! Sonu will be performing 3 onehour shows at the MCL Grand Black Box Theater in downtown Lewisville, TX. Choose from the 11am, 1pm, or 3pm show. Come early and visit the vendors in the atrium, including balloon artists, face painters, and more. Get your tickets now. They WILL NOT BE SOLD AT THE DOOR. Tickets just $15 per person or $50 for a Family 4-Pak. Medical Center of Lewisville - Grand Theater, 151 W. Church Street, Lewisville, 469-288-2084 www.amazemesonu. com/#!public-shows/cxav.
DALLAS OPERA FAMILY SEASONBILLY GOATS GRUFF 2pm. The Dallas Opera’s newest family production is an adaptation of the popular folk tale based on scenes from operas by W.A. Mozart, G. Donizetti, and G. Rossini. Sung in English, this story reinforces a strong anti-bullying message, the importance of kindness and attending school regularly. The lobby will open for fun activities at 12:30pm. Winspear Opera House, 2403 Flora Street, Dallas, 214-4431043, www.dallasopera.org/family.
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nonprofit group, Turtle Creek Association. The 14th annual tour features some of the most expertly designed homes in the Dallas area. This highly anticipated annual tour showcases Turtle Creek lifestyles and benefits the greenways and parklands of the Turtle Creek Corridor. Tour participants may visit each residence in the order they choose. In addition to tickets for the homes on tour a limited number of separate tickets will be available for an intimate reception after the tour that will be hosted by members of Turtle Creek Association. Home Tour tickets are $50.00 for members and $60.00 for non-members. Turtle Creek Association, 3609 Cedar Springs Rd., Suite 101, Dallas, 214-526-2800, www. turtlecreekassociation.org.
TEXAS RANGERS VS. HOUSTON ASTROS 2:05pm. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
MON 13 TEXAS RANGERS VS. LOS ANGELES ANGELS 7:05pm. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
TUE 14 TEXAS RANGERS VS. LOS ANGELES ANGELS 7:05pm. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
WED 15 TEXAS RANGERS VS. LOS ANGELES ANGELS 1:05pm. Nolan Ryan Beef $1 Hot Dog Night & Jackie Robinson Day Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
DALLAS MAVERICKS VS. PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS 7pm. Fan Appreciation Night. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, www.mavs.com.
7pm. American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Avenue, Dallas, stars.nhl.com.
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CELEBRATE TOGETHER WOMEN’S CONFERENCE
6pm. Toyota Stadium, 9200 World Cup Way, Frisco, 469-365-0000, www.fcdallas.com.
7:05pm. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
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WALK MS: DALLAS
TURTLE CREEK TOUR OF HOMES 2015
3:05pm. Rangers Home Opener. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers. mlb.com.
7:30am. Walk MS connects people living with MS and those who care about them. When you participate in this community event, the funds you raise give hope to the more than
1-5pm. Several unique residences will open their doors to the public April 12th for the 2015 Turtle Creek Home Tour, benefitting
7pm Friday-12:30pm Saturday. Our time is now! Featured Conference Guests include Karen Ehman and Lisa Allen of Proverbs 31 Ministries, Paula Dunn of Thomas Road Baptist Church, and Linda & Jennifer Barrick of Hope Out Loud. Early Bird Registration $25, Regular Admission $35, One Day Pass $15. Register today at Prestonwood.org/ womensconference. Prestonwood Baptist Church, Plano Campus, 6801 W. Park Blvd., Plano, 972-820-5000. See ad in this issue.
SAT 18 SPRING NATIVE PLANT SALE FUNDRAISER AT HEARD MUSEUM Sat. & Sun. For more than 20 years, veteran and novice gardeners alike have anticipated this rare opportunity to purchase plants from a huge selection of native plants, hard-to-find herbs and well-adapted plants. This year, the Heard will provide some of the best plants for North Central Texas gardens.Open to the public on April 18th from 9 am to 5 pm and April 19th from 1 to 5 pm. A Heard Museum Member Pre-Sale will be offered on April 17th from 4-7 pm. All sales are tax free and proceeds from this fundraising event benefit Heard Natural Science Museum & Wildlife Sanctuary, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit dedicated to bringing nature and people together. Guests are welcome to bring carts or wagons to facilitate their purchases. Heard Museum, 1 Nature Place, McKinney, www. heardmuseum.org.
WYLIE JAZZ ARTS FEST 9am-9pm. Shop for fine art, dine at a selection of food trucks, and listen to the smooth sounds of professional jazz musicians, college ensembles, and area high school jazz bands. Kids will have opportunities to create their own art. Wylie Municipal Complex, 300 Country Club Dr., Wylie, 972-516-6000.
REPTICON DALLAS REPTILE & EXOTIC ANIMAL EXPO Sat. & Sun. Repticon Dallas is a reptile event featuring vendors offering reptile pets, supplies, feeders, cages, and merchandise as well as live animal seminars and frequent free raffles for coveted prizes. Exciting, educational, family-oriented fun for everyone! Hours: Saturday: 10am-5pm (VIP Entry at 9am). Sunday: 10am-4pm (No VIP Early Entry). Admission: Adults-$10, Children (5-12)-$5, Under 5-Free Knights of Columbus Center, 2280 Springlake Road, Farmers Branch, 863-268-4273.
6TH ANNUAL ARTSPARK 1pm-5pm. NorthPark Center and Business Council for the Arts present the 6th annual ARTsPARK Community Art Fair. This FREE, one-day arts extravaganza features dozens of organizations from across North Texas showcasing the best of the region’s art and culture. Visitors can meet one-on-one with the various arts organizations to discover how they can make art a part of their everyday lives through participation, membership, volunteer opportunities, and more. An exciting addition to ARTsPARK this year will be “Gallery Row” featuring stunning artworks on display and available for purchase from Dallas’ thriving gallery scene. NorthPark Center, 8687 N. Central Expressway, Dallas, www. northparkcenter.com.
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KNOW IT ALL FC DALLAS VS. TORONTO FC 7:30pm. Toyota Stadium, 9200 World Cup Way, Frisco, www.fcdallas.com.
FRI 24 EARTH DAY TEXAS 2015
story times HIGHLAND PARK LIBRARY 4700 Drexel Dr., 214-559-9400 Wed - Lapsit Story Time 10am (ages 0-24 mos) Thur - Toddler Story Time 10am (2 year olds) Fri - Preschool Story Time 10am (3 & 4 year olds)
UNIVERSITY PARK LIBRARY 3800 University Blvd, 214-363-9095 Wed - Story Time 3:45pm (ages 4 &-5) Thur - Toddler Story Time 10:45am (toddlers)
RENNER FRANKFORD BRANCH 6400 Frankford Road, 214-670-6100 Tue - Tales for Tots 10:30am (ages 3-5), Tue - Baby Bounce 11:15am (infants & toddlers)
BOOKMARKS (AT NORTH PARK MALL) 8687 N. Central Expressway, Suite 1514 214-671-1381 Mon - NorthCourt - Baby Bounce Basics 10:30am (up to 24 mos.) Mon - Inside Bookmarks Baby Bounce Basics 12:30pm (up to 24 mos.) Wed - Inside Bookmarks Wiggly, Waggly Words 3:30pm (preschoolers) Thur - NorthCourt Tickles for Toddlers 10:30am & 3:30pm (2 & 3 year olds) Thur - Inside Bookmarks – Baby Bounce Basics 12:30pm (up to 24 mos.) Fri - Inside Bookmarks Baby Bounce Basics 12:30pm (up to 24 mos.) Fri - Inside Bookmarks – Preschool Palooza 3:30pm (ages 2-4)
LAKEWOOD BRANCH LIBRARY 6121 Worth Street, 214-670-1376 Wed - Boogie Woogie Books 10:30am (ages 6 & under)
AUDELIA ROAD BRANCH LIBRARY 10045 Audelia Road, 214-670-1350 Fri - Boogie Woogie Books 10:30am (ages 6 & under)
All Storytimes are FREE. Listed are the regularly scheduled storytimes. Call to confirm as schedules are subject to change.
Earth Day Texas (formerly Earth Day Dallas) is a free three-day event that seeks to celebrate the planet and educate Texans on the many ways we can protect our environment. EDTx provides eco-friendly family activities like tree climbing, arts and crafts, live music, enlightening talks, hands-on workshops and much more. All weekend long, EDTx’s Eco Expo showcases businesses, nonprofits, academic institutions and governmental organizations that are active in fields such as conservation, recycling and transportation. Friday’s programming will include the first annual Eco-Conference designed to engage civic and business leaders in presentations, meetings and discussions about green living and a green economy. Fair Park, 3939 Grand Avenue, Dallas, 214-310-1200, earthdaytx.org.
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with shopping booths, spring flower sale, kids petting zoo, food trucks, bounce houses, rock climbing wall, face painting, arts & crafts and more. Congregation Anshai Torah, 5501 West Parker Road (next to Plano West High School). www.springfairwestplano.com. See ad in this issue.
MON 27 FOSTER TO ADOPT OPEN HOUSE 6-8pm. Interested in learning more about adopting from foster care? Plan to attend this Open House hosted by Hope Cottage, one of Dallas’ oldest adoption agencies. This event is free and open to the public. For more information or to make your reservation, contact Christa at 214.526.8721, ext 216 or email her at cstewart@hopecottage.org. To learn more about Hope Cottage’s Foster to Adopt program, visit our website at http://www.hopecottage.org/adopt/ foster/ Hope Cottage, 2801 Swiss Avenue, Dallas, 214-526-8721.
TEXAS RANGERS VS. SEATTLE MARINERS 7:05pm. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
Sat. & Sun. 10am-5pm Competitions! Demonstrations! Classes! Shopping! Raffles! Sunday, April 26 – Cake Show / Classes Saturday, April 25 – Classes only. General Admission: $7 per person. Children 12 and under free with adult Richardson Civic Center, 411 W. Arapaho Road, Richardson, www. northtexascakeshow.com.
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LAKEWOOD LIBRARY BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP
STORY TIME UNDER THE STARS
3:30-4:30pm. This group meets every 4th Saturday of the month and reads award-winning literature. Please contact the Lakewood Library for details about the book of the month. Lakewood Branch Library, 6121 Worth St., Dallas, 214-670-1376, www. dallaslibrary2.org.
SUN 26 ANNUAL SPRING FAIR OF WEST PLANO 11am-5pm. Come shop, eat and have fun at this free family event
TEXAS RANGERS VS. SEATTLE MARINERS 7:05pm. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
WED 29 10-10:30am. Although the city lights can wash out the brilliance of the night sky, children ages 4-6 and their adult companions can experience children’s literature and a brief tutorial on the moon, stars and constellations, all under a shining starry sky in the Perot Museum’s popular Portable Planetarium. Join us on the last Wednesday of the month for Story Time Under the Stars. Each month will feature new stories for your little ones to enjoy. While this program is free with admission, space is limited to 12 children and 12 adults. Reserve your ticket
online, in advance. We will happily accommodate walk-ups if space is available. The Portable Planetarium will be set up in a Learning Lab or the Forum near the Moody Family Children’s Museum. Groups meet from 10am-10:30am, 11am-11:30am, 1pm-1:30pm and 2pm-2:30pm. The Perot Museum of Nature and Science, 2201 N. Field St., Dallas, 214-428-5555, www.perotmuseum. org.
TEXAS RANGERS VS. SEATTLE MARINERS 7:05pm. Dollar Hot Dog Night & Autograph Wednesday. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, rangers.mlb.com.
COMING SOON… MAY 2 4TH ANNUAL MOTHERHOOD MATTERS PREGNANCY EXPO PRESENTED BY WINGS FOR WELLNESS 10am-2pm. Great resources for new and expectant moms with 50 plus exhibitors like pregnancy/baby photography, pre/postnatal massage, nursery design, mommy jewelry and more. Educational seminars include Infant CPR, Car Seat Safety, Postpartum Depression, Benefits of Exercise during and after Pregnancy, and Coping with an Identity Crisis as a New Mom. Plus door prizes and giveaways. Richardson Civic Center, Grand Hall, 411 W. Arapaho Rd, Richardson. Wingsforwellness.org. See ad in this issue.
JUN 8-12 SUMMER CHESS CAMP AT UT DALLAS Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-14. 9am-noon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. Other sessions June 15-19, July 13-17 and July 20-24. Register at www. utdallas.edu/chess. For more info, call 972-883-4899 or email james. stallings@utdallas.edu. See ad in this issue.
Please note: Although we strive to bring you the most current information available regarding event dates & times, confirming with the event venue before going is always a good idea.
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FUN STUFF { LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE LAUGHING }
WHAT DOES A NOSEY PEPPER DO?
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU EAT YEAST AND SHOE POLISH?
GETS JALAPENO BUSINESS!
EVERY MORNING YOU’LL RISE AND SHINE! Source: www.jokes4us.com
― LILLY PULITZER
YOU CAN’T TUNA FISH!
Bird ‘Tweets’
DIY BIRDSEED ORNAMENT
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DESPITE THE FORECAST, LIVE LIKE IT’S
Because birds are already shopping around for nest sites, early spring is a good time to make backyard feeders, so they can have food close to home!
MAKE IT: Dissolve a packet of Knox in 1/4 c. of water, YOU’LL NEED:
LOL WITH JAMES ESTES!
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GUITAR AND A FISH?
3/4 c. Birdseed 1 small packet of Knox gelatin Twine, raffia or wire for hanger (don’t use bright colored ribbon, it scares the birds away) Shaped cookie cutter, or a mold of some sort 1/4 c. water Makes 1 Large hanging feeder or 2 med/small size
bring to simmer and stir until dissolved. Let cool slightly. Add 3/4 c. bird seed and mix very well until seeds are coated. There should be no liquid, add a little more seed if needed. Spoon the seeds into a mold, filling it half way up, and pressing down to make sure it is well packed. Lay tied twine on top of the pressed seed, add the rest of the seed so twine is fully covered. Freeze for a few hours and then unmold the form. Let it dry out for a few days … flipping it so it drys out completely on both sides and all the way through. You want it really hard and totally dried out so you can hang it in your tree. Position it in a place where birds can rest and eat.
GOTTA LOVE ‘EM I was reading some nature stories to my 4 year old, and asked him if he knew that owls were nocturnal. He replied, “yeeessss, everyone knows that owls are not turtles! GRACIE, MOM OF ONE FUNNY BOY
SUBMIT YOUR FUNNY STORY: editor@suburbanparent.com, subject “Funny”
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BACKTALK { BY KEN SWARNER }
MY POOR WIFE
I
t’s usually about this time of year— as my wife is assessing all of the
while we were first dating. She may have been under the illusion I was
needed projects around the house for this spring and summer— that
handy because I MAY HAVE bragged a little about my background...
I wonder: If my wife had to do it all over again, would she have rather
and because I owned a really nice tool belt. But, let’s be honest here.
married a handy husband?
Societal expectations dictate that men are supposed to be handy,
It can’t be easy for her being married to me. Our front door hasn’t
therefore I only told her (lied) I remodeled homes during summer breaks
closed correctly in years. In the summer the latch doesn’t hold and the slightest breeze pushes the door open...which gives our indoor cat the
because of gender pressure. Once we tied the knot, I did my best to keep up the ruse and, er,
chance to make her get-away...and concludes with my wife chasing the
tie a good knot...but soon my little white lie was out on the sawhorse.
cat down the street in her bare feet yelling “Bootsy, come back— you’re
I admitted to her that I stretched the truth a little about my carpentry
making mommy very upset!”
skills. She said she started to figure that out on her own when I told the
In the winter the door swells or something (if I were handy I’d know), which means the deadbolt won’t turn right without me first muscling the door knob up and white-knuckling the lock into place. I’m the only one in the house who can do this intricate dance of sorts. A handy guy would know how to correct this problem.
clerk at the hardware store that there was a big mistake in lumber— that “all of the 2x4’s in the bin were actually eight feet long, not four.” But that’s not the end of our sad little home repair story. While, after 18 years of marriage my wife has come to accept (the best she can) my lack of handiness, I have not...and not because of societal pressures, but
A rich guy would pay someone to fix it. My wife is left with me...the guy yelling in the summer “Grab the cat!” and in the winter, shouting, “Someone bring daddy the Ben Gay!” It has been difficult for my wife to come to terms with exactly how
male pride –or, in more other words, stupidity...or, to put it another way, I try to fix things even though I don’t have a clue what I am doing. I’ll spare you the gory details, only to say that I truly believe that one of these days I am going to get one of my repair jobs right.
unhandy I am. When first married,
And now I abruptly reach the end
I think she thought I was faking my
of this month’s column. Alas, on this
home repair ignorance. She didn’t believe I couldn’t install a ceiling fan or stop the toilet from humming doe- ray-me whenever it flushed. I admit this MIGHT be because I misrepresented myself on a few occasions
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instead, I blame genetic predisposition, or in other words,
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subject, I don’t have a final fancy or clever turn of phrase— a moral or guiding thought— nor any hot water working in my house— but I do have a request... Please pray for my wife. SP