From the Mouths of Babes

After reprimanding my husband for not doing the dishes, our daughter comes into the room and asks, “Mami, why are you yelling at my Poppa? You know he is a good boy and he loves US very much...Please apologize and next time use your inside voice.”

Jada, age 3

Intermediate Sudoku by KrazyDad, Volume 1, Book 1

X: Look Mommy, those are some big storm clouds! We might be getting a tomato! Me: ..a what..? X: A tomato! It might destroy our house! Me: You mean a tornado? X: Yes that’s what I said, a tomato!

Xavier

specification is that it should run noiselessly.Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only“After watching me make several attempts to connect a TV to WiFi, bypass some kind of game system, and try to find something for her to watch - my four year old granddaughter leaned in to her Mom and whispered “I just don’t think grannies are very smart.” I died laughing. Isabelle Skiles, age 4 One of our college age daughters took our youngest daughter

Gracie to Dairy Queen for an after school snack. When she got home, Gracie asked if she could have a snack. Her dad said,

“Didn’t you just have ice cream for snack?” Gracie looked at him and said, “Sue me.”

Kelli Stevens

“Mom, can you stop talking now? I’m not old enough to understand this.”

Ellie, age 4