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About the Cover Are You Coaching... Dos Porches, A Beautiful .... From Us To You Spotlight on Burleson County Professional Directory Great Accommodations & Great Hunting Creation Station To God Be All the Glory Feeling Boxed In... It’s Fall, Y’All There’s More Than One Way.... Crossroads Socialism Catch Wild Pigs Fall Favorites The Time to Kneel God Says, “Get In the Game” Prisoner of War Get Off the Sidelines It’s All About Relationships Aromatherapy & Pets Be the Key, Not the Lock Retiring? Take Control of Your Assets Get in the Game It’s a Swirly Shirley World Out There October is Domestic Violence Awareness... Happiness is Home Made First Grade at Bill Arp School...1946 Yep, Jeff Foxworthy Speaks Truth Again Ice Cream Castles and the Cajun Navy To America With Love Just a Bunch of Kids, Right? The Salty Mustang Band Busy People Get More Done... You Can’t Be An Armchair Quarterback... Keeping Texas Strong An Old Coach Said Look At the Facts
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JoAn Majors is a professional speaker and published author. She is a member of the National Speakers Association and the Global Speakers Network. She holds the designation as Certified Speaking Professional, (CSP) held by less than 12% of 5,000+ speakers worldwide. It is the highest earned international measure of professional platform competence. In addition, she has been published in 30 plus newsletters, magazines and online learning platforms. JoAn is the founder and content creation specialist of The Soft Skills Institute, she delivers keynotes, 3 and 6 hour presentations as well as a 2-day deep dive experience in developing the soft skills it takes to create greater connection today in business and life. When not on the road she functions as the Comprehensive Care Coordinator in their fourth and final practice, MajorSmiles in Bryan, Texas. To learn more or see JoAn in action, visit: www.joanmajors.com. Do you know someone who always has something negative to say or constantly complains? Often, the complaints are about the political scene, a sports team, school, or an organization that can clearly be better because of volunteers who assist behind the scenes. I’m always amazed at the number of people who will complain about the government, local, or otherwise, yet many don’t even vote. Others complain about a team who isn’t winning. Yet, they’ll leave before the game is over when the team is ahead. What’s up with that? The theme for this edition about getting off the sidelines and into the game is one that really resonates with me. I’m what many would consider a “busy” person. In other words, we have a large family (siblings, children and grandchildren) that we love to spend time with; my husband’s dental practice, and a large building which requires regular attention; my speaking and training business; a large enough yard and home with plenty of maintenance. Even with all of this, we will sometimes remind each other that most of the time people make time for the things that are important to them. The truth is I don’t really believe that’s always the truth. There is also a larger number of people who don’t know how to say no to others. Saying no to “volunteerism” is not something that was always easy for me. When my son who is now a sophomore in college was in middle school, I often coordinated the meals for teachers, helped with PTO, and even helped his hockey team. And I still had a “busy” life. However, it was on a day that parent’s go to the school and follow their students around to each class that my mind was forever changed when it comes to giving back or volunteering. A mother who I hardly knew made a comment that I could do it because I didn’t really have a job and she couldn’t get off work to participate. It was odd, but I realized that her perception was her reality and certainly not my reality. In my mind, I had less time, not more than most. Following that time at the school, I always felt strange when people would talk negatively about the teachers, policies or is-
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sues in the local school system. Strange because on the day that I went to visit the classrooms with my son there were literally about a dozen mothers (or dads) who were in his grade visiting that day. It seemed unusual because so many times I had heard someone finding fault with the school system, school board, teachers or campus. Yet, I wonder where was everyone on the day that they could experience what these teachers and administration face daily? Since that time, although I’m not the best at it, it’s been a goal of mine to find the best places to give back or get into the game and participate versus criticize. As a professional speaker, I’ve given my voice and my time to local charity events, political events, church events, and a few other interests. More importantly, after receiving my CSP, Certified Speaking Professional in July from the National Speakers Association, it’s opened up a whole new chapter of giving back or getting in the game. As a speaker who has been “vetted” by the highest speaking organization worldwide, I am sought or wanted more and more to be a voice for other’s causes. If it’s something I can get behind, I’m all in.
IT’S NOT ABOUT
“HAVING” TIME. IT’S ABOUT
MAKING TIME. Most exciting recently is the opportunity to coach a young man who is “young person of the year” for the Boys and Girls
from the stands or from the field? Club of the Brazos Valley. What a great young man and what an opportunity to help him earn scholarship money and accolades just to help him tell his story in a captivating way. Something that’s a passion of mine is sharing a compelling story so that an audience, small or large, understands more deeply. Thanks to my friend Hugh McElroy for introducing me to Tiffany Parker, CEO of BGCBV, who has given me an opportunity to help that is also so much fun. This is what happens when anyone uses his God given gifts in a way that can help others. For me, it’s as much fun to write for this magazine as the ones that pay me to write for them. It’s one way to serve a local community that has helped us in many ways over the years. Back to my opening paragraph…I mentioned that we make time for the things that matter and also about learning to say “no” to other’s requests. When I think about getting into the game (of life), it reminds me to think of the occasions we have had over the years to volunteer our time, resources, energy or
even offer monetary assistance when we could. It gave us as much joy as those who might have received. At the end of the day, we shouldn’t complain from the sidelines if we are not willing to get on the field. I hope you understand the context here. It’s always better to give back and need no credit than to give with the expectations of receiving something in return. When you are at the point that you participate or get in the game for your own satisfaction or recognition, it’s probably time for a “time out.” We’ve all been there at one time or another. We’ve all heard someone say, “After all I have done….” When you think about it again, think of the selflessness of a loving, giving, gracious God who gave it all for you. Then and only then will we be able to find a way to do a little more for the good of someone else. See you on the road, JoAn
DOS pORCHES
A Beautiful Piece of History
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ur 91 year old Front Porch cover home, located at the corner of West Fox and Harvey Streets in Caldwell, Texas, has a fascinating past, as well as a restorative present. The “Womble House,” built in 1927 by Henry and Ruebe Womble, was catty corner to Henry’s brother H H and his wife Bessie Womble. Ironically, in the years to follow the two families switched homes. The estate sold the house after Mrs. Susan Elizabeth “Bessie” Womble died in 1969. Kenneth and JoAnn Hughes purchased the 42 year old home on West Fox and Harvey and did some modest updates. Kenneth was the Ag teacher at Caldwell High School then. Owner after the Hughes was Virginia Burton. Then Sarah and Mike Hartman purchased the home at the end of April in 2018, and moved in the week end after Mother’s Day. Sarah and Mike have done extensive remodeling of the outside with Sarah having the visions, and Mark bringing everyone to life. Both knew they wanted to work in the Spanish style, utilizing the stucco and the beautiful arches on the porches. Keeping the original character and charm of the house has been of upmost importance to Mike and Sarah as they’ve work on the restorative process.. “The original house was stucco and the upstairs porch
was a sleeping porch. It has since been opened up and used as just another front Porch,” Sarah said. Sarah has memories of her dad, James Urbanovsky, telling her stories of coming over and sitting in the dining room to work on his Ag Record Book…in the same dining room they eat meals today! A second story outdoor porch was originally on the back side of the house. It was closed-in several years back. Today, Sarah has had Mike turn the room into a closet/dressing room. The natural light from the solid windows makes its use enjoyable. The home today is one of two porches, one on top, and one on bottom. At a gathering for son Rhett’s birthday recently, aunts and cousins gave the home the name of “Dos Porches.” It has stuck. In the mornings Mike and Sarah drink their coffee on the upstairs porch as they begin their day. And at night they drink wine there. They find the porch relaxing and claim it is their favorite spot in the house. The location of the home, in the downtown area, is another thing the family enjoys. They can walk, or ride their bikes most everywhere they need to go. Considering other issues of the home, Sarah says, “I tell Mike all the time that this is my favorite house we have ever lived in. It’s so unique.” But Sarah laughingly says she admits they are trying to get used to no garage and a single lane driveway. However, she says they make it work. Mike, Sarah, and children Kadie and Rhett are enjoying life in a beautiful piece of history.
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Editors Note
Dear Readers, Dear Readers, Now that the extreme heat of our Texas summer is fading from memory and most roofs that suffered hail damage have been repaired, we can turn our focus to far more pleasant things, like the next edition of the Front Porch Magazine. Hardly a day goes by that one of us doesn’t get a compliment about The Front Porch Magazine. People say, “I just love your magazine. I read it from cover to cover.” Or, “That joke about the old fellow with new hearing aids was so funny. I laughed myhead off.” Or, “That article on Butch O’Hare was inspiring.” We’d like to say thank you for letting us know your feelings about our publication. We so appreciate you, our advertisers, readers, and writers. We would not be publishing if it weren’t for YOU. Be sure to enjoy life each day. Smile, greet others, and be an encourager. It doesn’t cost you a cent. And it makes others feel good, and makes you better for it. With thankfulness, Sandi Balcar Publisher Scarlette Taylor Editor and Advertising Manager
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potlight on
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Unique Heritage
People in all walks of life influence those around them. In this column, we will be featuring those who have made an impact in our small towns.
Honey Kutach The Advocate
Who Enriched Our Commuinities
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oney Claypool Dowdy Kutach has lived a varied, eventful, and successful life, and the Front Porch Magazine is proud to recognize her for her many accomplishments, especially those in Burleson County. Honey Claypool, born in Houston, Texas, was the middle child in a family of boys. She grew up in Bellaire, Texas, and attended Lamar High School. Her higher education came through Baylor University, U of Houston, and A & M University where she was president of her class in Economic Development and developed a scholarship for future students in the field from rural areas of Texas. After college, her work experiences varied, from Public Relations in Gulf Oil Corporation to United Way service, and service on the student loan committee for The Texas Medical Association. But in 1973 she bought land in Lee County and developed Sugar Hill Ranch,
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where she developed pecans and won many championship pecan awards. One cross of the Major x Mohan Pecan earned her the pecan variety named Sugar Hill. At Sugar Hill, she was also a seed-stock breeder of Polled Hereford Cattle, winning awards for sire evaluation tests and cattle performance, among other endeavors. Honey Came to Caldwell from Lee County seeking a home church and a veterinarian. She did just that. She married the love of her life Alvin J. Kutach, DVM. They have been happily married for over 40 years and together have 4 married children and 10 wonderful grandchildren. Of course, Honey became involved in the events of our Burleson County. She was selected Business Leader of Burleson County in 1988 and was recognized as Outstanding Chamber Executive of Texas in 1999. For 25 years she was Executive Director of the Burleson County Industrial Foundation, and over those years was President of the Burleson County Chamber of Commerce as well. Her work ethic and accomplishments are exemplary and so very varied. Just a few include: • Testifying before a Legislative committee for regulation expansion to build a long care facility, as well as testifying to expand the Burleson County Hospital District. • Writing winning proposal for Caldwell’s first place designation in Keep Texas Beautiful Contest. • Being responsible for the Governor’s Proclamation naming the Presidential Corridor as the state roadways connecting LBJ Presidential Library with G W Bush Presidential Library. • Being a member of the SWAT team of Texas Rural Development Council, assisting rural communities in assessments and opportunities. • Being founder and president of Friends of Rural Texas, a 501(c)(3) organization which
assists worthwhile projects for rural areas and Texas Parks and Wildlife. • Working endlessly for rural developments for the area: chairing of Big 8 R,C&D in the Brazos Valley and pioneering the rural dry hydrant program, resulting in lower insurance rates for rural resident. • Serving on the Governor’s Commission for Rural Economic Development creating an Office of Rural Development in the Governor’s Office. • Being one of 13 Economic Developers in the nation on the Secretary of Agriculture’s panel for Rural Development. And the list could go on and on. What an accomplished lady, a representative of Caldwell in our state and nation. For us, she also wrote successful grants, one founding the Kolache Festival in Caldwell in 1984. And she was responsible for the State Legislative Proclamation for naming Caldwell “Kolache Capital of Texas.” Today she still offers Caldwell and the area her best: Rosewood Venues, a special events destination, and Her Rosebud Cottage, a country elegant bed and breakfast. There Honey, a Boston Cooking School Chef, and husband Dr. Kutach Pastry Chef for Rosewood Manor use their expertise for others. Thank you, Honey, for all you’ve done for so many. God’s blessings.
professional directory Air Conditioning-Installation & Repair Reliant Mechanical 53 Weaver’s Refrigeration 41 Attorney at Law Schubert Law Firm 36 Automobile Parts-Supplies-Repairs Bud Cross Ford 27 Burleson County Motor Supply 61 dBm Auto Repair 12 Automobile Sales-Detail Bud Cross Ford 27 Milton Hodges -Caldwell Country 14 Banks Citizens State Bank 23 Prosperity 20 BarBQ Matus BarBQ 36 Beef - Local - All Natural Diamond A Ranch Beef 33 Burleson County Events Fair Association 49 Churches Church of Christ 53 First Baptist 44 City/Civic/Government Offices City of Caldwell 47 City of Somerville 48 Convenience Store Cat’s Pitt Stop 60 Construction C & H Building Construction 41 Copies/Printing/UPS/Fax Service ImageMaker 37 Cosmetics Seacret 13 Dentistry Drgac Dental 21 MajorSmiles 2 Michael K. Reese 63 Rivers Family Dentistry 55 Dozer Services Hubert Hoyack 25 J7 Service 57 Loehr Dozer 32 On Point Land Development 7 Engraving / Embroidery Engraving & More 14 Feed Faust Farms 39 Homeyer Feed & Supply 37 Financials LPL Financial 15 Funeral Home Phillips & Luckey 49 Glass Acme Glass 61
Gun Shop/Training H&H 55 Providence Hill 56 Hair/Beauty Ebony Essence 16 Health Care Angels Care Home Health 68 CHI St. Joseph Hospital 54 CHI St. Joseph Skilled Nursing 17 Hope Pregnancy Center 65 Historical Society Burleson County 50 Hunting Antler Creek Ranch 12 Insurance Alford Insurance Company 68 Livestock & Commission Caldwell Livestock Com. 16 Lumber Company Woodson’s Lumber Company 19 Oil & Gas Star Testers 36 Pawn Shop H&H 55 Pest Control Armstrong Pesticide Solutions 28 Photograpy Schuman Photography 8 Plumbing DP Plumbing 61 Political Party RU4TX 64 Real Estate Becky Schenk 61 Home & Ranch Real Estate 3 Polansky Realty 27 Real Estate Listings Home & Ranch 5 Restaurants & Catering Garden Spot 50 Golden Chick 51 Lo Nuestro de Mexico 46 Masfajitas Mexican Restaurant 49 Super Donuts 45 Septics Easy Flow 57 Storage EMRAM 18 Tax Preparers & Advisors Danny Koerth 29 Truck-Auto-Tires-Supplies Burleson County Motor Supply 61 Mitchell Tire Service 47 Veterinarian BV-MVS 39 Vitamins Roots & Shoots 9
Water Well Drilling Loehr Drilling Co, Inc Welding & Fabricating C&H Welding & Fabrication Wine/Spirits BC Wine & Spirits
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contributing writers
neal beard Sharon Beseda EDWIN COOPER cAROL dODDS sam johnson tammy kubecka sharon ann laffere Ehlert Dr. Kristel Leubner, DO JOAN majors dr. jack Mckemie dvm KAVON NOVAK renita odstrcil donna varner presnal dEL rOGERS, sR. BECKY SCHENK STEPHANIE SEE TONY taylor SCARLETTE Taylor CHRIS VAUGHN - CONTRIBUTOR Phone 979.567.7871 979.567.6753 301 Hwy 21 E Caldwell, TX 77836 www.frontporchmagazine.com The contents of all articles do not represent the views of the Front Porch Magazine. The magazine claims no responsibility for the accuracy of information or content.
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Great Accommodations &
Great Hunting
Outdoor enthusiasts and hunters, listen up. Our areas’ newest vacation rental and hunting ranch is here! Located just a few miles north of Lyons, Texas, off Hwy 60, Antler Creek Wildlife Ranch is 695 acres of private heavily wooded lands and open fields. It stands ready to welcome weekend and extended stay overnight guests just wanting a peaceful outdoor experience or it can accommodate hunters of whitetail deer, hogs, ducks and predators. The ranch which has 10 ponds throughout as well as the rich Davidson and Berry Creek bottom lands makes it an ideal wildlife sanctuary. An impressive Barndominium with 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a full kitchen, a scenic front porch, and so much more, offers a group of people, or a family, a great place to enjoy the serenity of the country in comfort. The open kitchen and spacious living room/family den area offer a lot of space to include 2 single day beds for additional guests. The house has seven separate beds. For photos and more information see www.Airbnb.com, search “Caldwell” for Antler Creek Wildlife Ranch. Guests of the Barndominium have access to the entire house, except for two owner locked areas. Guests can expect to see and photograph abundant wildlife from the front porch mornings and evenings. Since Antler Creek is family owned and operated, employees or family members may be working in the pastures at various times, and can be available for help when needed. For more information and/or to book your outdoor retreat or hunting trip, contact Karl Kinsel by email, Karl@KinselCattleCompnay.com or by cell, 210-415-4167. Come experience Antler Creek Wildlife Ranch.
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Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It’s on the left.” The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.” The little boy replied with a chuckle; “You’re kidding me, right? You can’t even find the Post Office.”
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Creation Station
Engraving and More, located at 108 North Main, is the business of Cindy Peters who has been in the Engraving, Printing, Etching, Etc business for some nine years. She began her work when she and husband Andrew Peters lived in Louise, Texas. In March 2017, Andrew took the position of Superintendent of Caldwell ISD, so Cindy packed up her business and brought it to Caldwell. Embroidery is one of her offerings, and engraving is another. She engraves trophies, travel mugs, glass, wood or metal, and items made of plastic. Two months ago she purchased a white toner printer. It goes on most anything…clothing, wood, plastics, metal, glass. This printer allows more designing. Cindy says she is excited to be able to offer more designs to her customers, especially on cloth. Local soccer teams, little league football teams, and Little League baseball teams have ordered uniforms and trophies from Engravings and More. And, of course, parents of athletes have come to get personalized T shirts with the names and/or numbers of their athletes. Cindy says she enjoys creating the individual shirts. The business also offers name tags, name plates, plaques of recognition, and certificates. Their ink pens, coasters, clocks, and Christmas ornaments can be personalized . Another specialty is shadow boxes, which are great displays for all kinds of thing. The boxes can be ordered to size and color. A neat side note: Engraving and More has designed a shadow box with the volunteer fire department jacket and hat of Billy Broaddus from way back when. The shadow box will be displayed in the Fire Department. Cindy enjoys doing awards for organizations. Lately they have serviced Rotary and Law Enforcement. They would be pleased to help out your organization also. Engraving and More truly embodies their name…”and More.” They offer a variety of ribbons: track, UIL, and fair. And they offer personlized, insulated tumblers and Caldwell Texas Orange T-shirts, shirts and jackets. Cindy and Andrew, the parents of three married daughters, Rebecca, Laura, and Joy, came to Caldwell from Marfa, Texas, where he was superintendent of schools. Now, their girls are all grown and married, Rebecca to Cody Frizzell, Laura to Justin Meyers, and Joy to Wes Oram. Before getting into Engraving and More, Cindy had stayed home with her girls, then later she worked for school districts as a computer tech. It all started out part time, and grew to full time. When asked about being in Caldwell, Cindy said that it has been nice, that it is larger than some of the smaller towns they’ve lived in. In fact, she concluded her analysis of Caldwell by saying, “It’s been nothing but good.”
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Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Trey Gowdy, South Carolina Congressman, recently responded to a biased reporter about the military in response to a stupid question from an equality-focussed CNN reporter about the DOD ban of transgenders from joining the U.S. armed forces. He seems to have nailed it rather succinctly. Question: How can President Trump claim to represent all U.S citizens, regardless of sexual orientation, when he banned transgenders from joining the military? Isn’t that discrimination? Trey Gowdy’s Response: “Nobody has a ‘right’ to serve in the Military. Nobody. What makes people think the Military is an equal opportunity employer? It is very far from it....and for good reasons--let me cite a few. The Military uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny citizens from joining for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny, too tall or too short. Citizens are denied for having flat feet, or for missing or additional fingers. Clearly annoyed by the reporter’s attempt to trap him with the question....he went on to explain: “By the way, poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth. Malnourished? Drug addiction? Bad back? Criminal history? Low IQ? Anxiety? Phobias? Hearing damage? Six arms? Hear voices in your head? Self-identification as a Unicorn? Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair? Can’t run the required course in the required time? Can’t do the required number of push-ups? Not really a ‘morning person’ and refuse to get out of bed before noon? All can be legitimate reasons for denial.” “The Military has one job: Winning War. Anything else is a distraction and a liability. Did someone just scream ‘That isn’t Fair’? War is VERY unfair, there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful. YOU must change yourself to meet Military standards.....Not the other way around. I say again: You don’t change the Military... you must change yourself. The Military doesn’t need to accommodate anyone with special issues. The Military needs to Win Wars....and keep our Country safe....PERIOD! If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness or lethality... Thank you for applying and good luck in future endeavors. Who’s next in line?....any other questions?”
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” George Burns
“The Seven Social Sins are: Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character. Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle. From a sermon given by Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925.”
be all the Galatians 1:5 “Being confident of this, that he who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus.” Philippians 1:6 NIV
Ebony Essence Beauty Salon was founded in 2003 in Bryan, Texas. Later, it was relocated to the city of Caldwell. God was able to lead me and direct me by the leading of the Holy Spirit. I was able to add 5 new businesses to my company: Barber Salon Mon-Fri, 10 am-5pm/ Sat 10 am-1:00 pm. Ebony Essence Beauty Supply M-F 10 am-6 pm/ Sat 10:00 am-1:00 pm. Wilson Soul Food Bistro M-F 6:00 am-6:00 pm/ Sat 6:00 am-2:00 pm. Ebony Essence Beauty and Barber School T-F 7:00 am-3:00 pm & 4:00 pm - 9:00 pm Sat 7:00 am - 1:00 pm God is faithful. This has been a beautiful faith-filled journey for me, with lots of hard work, diligence, and dedication. The assignment that I have before me is that I’m able to empower and equip and help the people in my community as well as surrounding areas. I am just an ordinary lady with a huge dream. I pray that I encourage and inspire whoever stops in for a haircut, a hairdo, a taste of soul food, or even some hair care needs or accessories. I also pray my story inspires you to go after your dream and never give up. In due time, God will blow your mind with what he’s planted inside of you to bless the world to see.
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“But it is written, eye has not seen Nor ear heard, Nor has entered into the Heart of man the things which God has Prepared for those who love him.” I Corinthians 2:9 This business was built by faith by owner Cassandra Wilson.
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Why?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? *************** You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? *************** Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? *************** Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? *************** If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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EMRAM Storage is a brand new facility and is located in Somerville at 101 Leaning Oak Lane at Park Road 57, just moments from Lake Somerville’s Birch Creek State Park. The storage facility will be completely enclosed utilizing an access gate, key code, security cameras and a security system for 24/7 access.There are 25 self storage units with concrete floors and 8 X 8 roll-up doors as well as 12 boat/RV three-sided covered units with a state grade road base. Of the 25 units, ten measure 10 X 15, thirteen measure 10 X 20, one measures 20 X 40 and 25 X 40. The boat/RV measure 12 X 40 X 14. The spacious open area inside the facility makes it easy for access to the units. To reserve storage or for more information about EMRAM Storage, call 979-446-1108 or email emramstorage@gmail.com, 7 days a week.
How arrogant is man to think he can effect the earth. When “Mother Nature” has had enough, she will shake us off like a dog with a bad case of fleas.
Owners Eddie and Maureen Ramirez have been property owners in Burleson County since 1990. After both retired as sergeants from the Houston Police Department in 2008, they made Somerville their home and currently reside on a hay farm outside of Caldwell.
Serving the rural area of Somerville with the storage facility is a great pleasure for the Ramirez’ and both are excited to be opening a much needed facility in a community that is so accommodating.
They enjoy the small town life and are active in the area. They are members of the Texas Self Storage Association, Burleson County Chamber of Commerce and Holy Rosary Catholic Church in Frenstat. Eddie is currently on the AG Board for Burleson County while Maureen is a member of the Caldwell Rotary Club and is a local REALTOR with Polansky Realty.
Construction should be completed in the next few weeks and the target date for opening EMRAM Storage is October, 2018. Look for their business and if you have a need for storage, be sure to give them a call. They are great people to do business with!
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Walking on Grass... The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial -- strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.” “Gentlemen, remember -- you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.” The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments, a man named Jay, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand. “Yes?” said the instructor. “I was just wondering . . . would it be all right if she carries a golf bag?” Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it? THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN’T BE TAUGHT.
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It’s Fall, Y’all! by Tammy Kubecka
When the worst of summer’s heat lessens, and a few leaves start falling in Burleson County, most people look to football for their autumn past time. Our early settlers were far too busy for watching or participating in games, but the fall of the year brought a lot of activity nonetheless. Fall harvest was first on everyone’s list. The last of the corn, maybe wheat and cotton, and hay was harvested and fields tidied up for the winter months ahead. Fall vegetable gardens were harvested, adding potatoes, yams, onions and cabbage to the larder. Slicing up fall cabbage and layering it in a big stone crock with salt and water yielded some of the best sauerkraut ever. Picking up pecans became family events before the holiday season began. Some settlers might have had a little tobacco patch or sugar cane for a cash crop, or a special treat for themselves. “Sugaring season” is in early spring and a cane press was in operation in Snook for many years. Along with honey, the pressed syrup or molasses was the sweetener of the day. It came in handy in the fall when added to pumpkins and apples for autumn goodies. Apple butter cooking was more prevalent in areas with fruit orchards, but if local settlers could trade for apples with traveling merchants, it was indeed a treat! Cooking apple butter is a real tradition in some regions, and it’s usually a multiday event, with everyone taking turns peeling apples and then continually stirring the thick spicy fruit butter. The peels could be turned into cider. It was time of community parties, and the perfect time to do a little courting on the side! What else was “fun” in the fall? Butchering comes to mind.
Even in modern times it’s still tradition to check for wood smoke on a cold morning in your rural neighborhood. An early outside trickle of smoke at your neighbor’s place may mean you need to get your sharpest knife and assist with a hog killing! It’s also an all day event to butcher up a hog, grind up part for sausage, save slabs to smoke for ham and bacon, and render out lard for future cooking. The reward is fresh fried pork that day, probably with a big pan of cornbread from your own ground corn! With a touch of that molasses on it. Fall Harvest parties were a respite from the long hot summers, and a reward that you were prepared for the winter. So why not have a good old fashioned taffy pulling? Young people, late teens to early twenties, often hosted house parties and invited all the area young folks to join in the fun. Food, music and party games were enjoyed by all ages. Often the young men would bring their best girl, and a pound of sugar for the taffy! The sugar was cooked in a kettle along with molasses, water, butter and vanilla. Once again everyone took turns stirring the hot syrup. Some recipes add lemon juice or nuts. Some people poured it out into buttered pans, but the choice was rolling the taffy into strips after it’d cooked into a hardball stage….then partnering up with someone to start pulling the sugary strands into silky lengths. It could then be twisted or cut into individual servings. Who you paired up with pulling taffy might just become a future spouse. Mill a little flour, distill a little home brew, bake up a spicy cake. Dry venison, make preserves from the last of the peaches. Smell the woodsmoke….and remember your Burleson County ancestors on the next cool morning. It’s fall, y’all!
“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” Adolf Hitler - 1935
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Bilingual Lawyer A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty sixshooter to the bandit’s head, and said, “You’re under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I’ll blow your brains out.” But the bandit didn’t speak English, and the Ranger didn’t speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger’s message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. “What did he say?” asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, “He said ‘get lost, Gringo. You wouldn’t dare shoot me.’”
DO YOU EVER LOOK AT ALL YOUR KIDS AND THINK.... THAT ONE will be dropping me curbside at the nursing home. That one will be paying for it. That one will visit me the most. And That one? He’ll be sneaking in the good tequila and twinkies.
There’s More Than One Way To Skin A Rabbit
Growing up, it seems many of the life situations my family encountered always seemed to be summed up by some old phrase or saying. One of the statements I heard many times was, “There’s more than one way to skin a rabbit.” If you’ve never heard this said, then you may have heard “There’s more than one way to skin a cat.” What both of these statements mean is that there is usually more than one way to accomplish or do something. The thing I never quite understood though was that whenever I heard this saying, it always seemed to be when I was being corrected about the way I was attempting to do something. It was like, “There’s more than one way to skin a rabbit but, let me show you the way you should do that”. I imagine that when being “corrected,” I probably rolled my eyes and muttered under my breath as most children would do. I didn’t understand or know then, what I know now about the “lesson” I was learning. What I learned was, yes, there is almost always more than one way to do something, but I think it’s human nature to want things done our way. We just have a tendency to think that our way is the best way. It’s hard to stand by and watch someone doing something without feeling a need to put in our own two-cents. Most of us who do this, do so in an attempt to be helpful, not controlling. There are those, howeve, who think their way is the only way. Just as with the lesson I learned about there being different ways to do things, I have also learned that we will always have difficult people to deal with throughout life, and there are many ways we can deal with them. In my opinion, the best way to deal with anything is always through Jesus. He is there to guide us at all times. Although there may be many ways to accomplish and resolve things here on earth as we live our day to day lives, the Bible tells us that there is only one way into heaven. Many people think that just as there are many ways to skin a rabbit, there are also many ways into heaven. They may think that since they live a good life, they donate, they go to church, they’re honest and hardworking then surely they will enter heaven.
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No matter how good we think we are, we all are sinners and fall short of the glory of God. Only through Jesus’ saving grace do we even have a chance for an eternity in heaven. We must accept Jesus as our Savior and know and believe in our hearts that He is the only way. Jesus tells us in John 14:6, “I am the way, the truth and the life: no one comes unto the Father except through me.” So again, although there may be many ways to do many things in this world, there will always only be one way into heaven.
Renita Odstrcil is a licensed texas Realtor. She is a member of the National and Texas Association of Realtors, and the local B/CS Association of Realtors.
Pretty Amazing! A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion: There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state of Wisconsin .. Allow me to restate that number: 600,000! Over the last several months, Wisconsin ‘s hunters became the eighth largest army in the world. (That’s more men under arms than in Iran. More than France and Germany combined.) These men, deployed to the woods of a single American state, Wisconsin, to hunt with firearms, and NO ONE WAS KILLED. That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of Pennsylvania and Michigan ‘s 700,000 hunters, ALL OF WHOM HAVE RETURNED HOME SAFELY. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia and it literally establishes the fact that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world. And then add in the total number of hunters in the other 46 states. It’s millions more.
The NRA kills 0 people per day and receives $0 in taxpayer dollars. Planned Parenthood kills 887 babies per day or 1 every 90 seconds and receives $500 million taxpayer dollars a year. And liberals think the NRA is the evil one!
THE POINT... America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower! Hunting... it’s not just a way to fill the freezer. It’s a matter of national security. That’s why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed. Food for thought, when next we consider gun control whether you agree with it or not. Overall it’s true, so if we disregard some assumptions that hunters don’t possess the same skills as soldiers, the question would still remain... What army of 2 million would want to face 30 million, 40 million, or 50 million armed citizens??? For the sake of our freedom, don’t ever allow gun control or confiscation of guns. (IF YOU AGREE, AS I DO, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, I FEEL GOOD THAT I HAVE AN ARMY OF MILLIONS WHO WOULD PROTECT OUR LAND AND I SURE DON’T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TAKING CONTROL OF THE POSSESSION OF FIREARMS) GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
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CROSSROADS
by Scarlette Taylor
“Mother, where are you?” Cassie called as she entered the front door of her home in Windslow, a small town in central Texas. I’m here, Cassie,” her mother Susan called from the kitchen area. “Come in here, Honey.” Cassie dropped her red and gold bedbag to the floor, and walked to her mother. “Well, Dear, how was the sleep over?” Susan asked, watching Cassie open the fridge and bring out the Soy Milk which was this health conscious teen’s favorite drink. “Oh, OK, I guess,” Cassie half moaned. “You guess? Did you and Marian or one of the other girls have words or something?” “On, no, Mother,” Cassie responded a bit too strongly. “It was just unusual. I stayed when I should have gone, and I didn’t speak up, she added shrugging her shoulders. “Well…, Susan mumbled, and then let a long pause ensue. “So, you felt you should have spoken about something and didn’t? What was it, Honey?” Her heart was racing, and her mind was going in all directions. Cassie had gathered the Whole Food oat cereal and covered it with raw brown sugar and Soy. Digging in, she appeared ravenous. Cassie usually ate later in the morning, and quite leisurely. “You’re surely hungry this morning,” her mother commented. “Yes, Mam, I am. We didn’t eat last night.” “Didn’t eat? At all?” Susan questioned. “That’s right. I’d had that piece of fruit here around 5:00. Then I drove to Marian’s house. Soon after the other two girls came… Betty and Karon. We all checked our hair and clothes and left for the football game. We didn’t eat at the game.” “You had money, Honey, why didn’t you get something?” “A greasy hot dog or Frito pie, Mom? Not me!” Cassie said. “But after the game, at Marian’s, you didn’t eat?” Susan asked. “Mother, it’s ok. I didn’t starve. I’m fine.” “But, Dear, I can’t imagine how in the world you girls could go all evening then through the night without food. What were you doing?” Susan insisted. “Mother, I didn’t want to worry you. I shouldn’t have said anything. You know how things are since I’ve changed schools. I’m getting to know girls, trying to find those I want for friends.” “Yes, Cassie, I now, and I had met Marion’s mom at Bible study. I thought Marian would be a possible friend for you, someone who believes like we do.” “Well, Mom, I think you struck out with Marian. Her mom might go to Bible study, but Marian is far from interested in the Bible, “ Cassie said reaching for an orange. “What are her interests, Cassie?” “Well boys, for one thing.” “And another?” Susan asked realizing boys was quite natural. “The supernatural,” Cassie said quietly. “The supernatural…what do you mean, the supernatural, Cassie?” “Witchcraft, Mother, last night was the night after Halloween, you
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remember? Well, Halloween was very important to Marian. She told us how much fun she’d had.” “What did she say, Cassie,” Susan asked as she pushed her chair back so she could focus entirely on her 16 year old daughter, the daughter she had brought up differently than her two older sisters. Susan had become a Christian right before she’d gotten pregnant with Cassie, so all of Cassie’s upbringing had been with a Mother whose heart hungered to know the living Christ, a mother who had a passion for Jesus. Now, here Susan was hearing about witchcraft after 16 years of seeking the Lord and making her children a priority, making sure they knew the Lord personally. Susan’s mind whirled and she felt the Holy Spirit’s unction on her. Godly spirituality vs. evil spirits were at war. She certainly hadn’t wanted this. “ Mother, it really wasn’t a big deal. But I just had a feeling I shouldn’t get involved, not do anything. So, I didn’t. “What do you mean not “do anything?” “Well, after Marian led us upstairs to her huge bedroom, we all put our bags down and stretched out on her king size bed, and on the floor, and began to talk. She has a big crush on this guy named Hal Wifer. He’s rather strange, tall and kinda sullen. You never know what he’s thinking, and the guys he runs around with seem a little scared of him. Anyway, she was excited that he’d walked over and talked to her at the game.” “Well, Cass, you know you can’t always know people by first appearances.” “ I heard him ask her if she’d gotten in touch with ‘you know who.’ So, when she was going on about Wayne, I asked her who he’d referred to when he’d said ‘you know who.’ At that point Cassie hesitated for a moment, acting rather like she was unsure she should go on. Susan sensed her daughter’s delima over sharing private discussions of “friends.” So, Susan interjected, trying to keep the discussion a little lighter, “Were you interested in any guy there?” “What?...Mother! we’ve talked about the guys I’ve met here. The only one I have even the slightest interest in is Telford. Isn’t that an unusual name, Telford? And no, no, I’m not interested, really interested in any guy I’ve met, or even seen so far. Cassie got up from the table and put her bowl and glass in the sink, and then picked up her mother’s plate. In the silence of the movement, Susan was praying silently, Lord help me here. I sense I should know about all of this. Just as Cassie placed the plate in the sink and ran water over it, the doorbell rang. “Wonder who that is, it’s only 8:30. Are you expecting someone,” Cassie asked. Cassie hurried across the grey living room carpet and then through the tile entry to the heavy leaded glass door, the kind that lets the sun’s rays dance across the room. Pulling the large brass knob, and peering through the glass, Cassie came face to face with Marian. “Marian, Hi. I wasn’t expecting you.“ Cassie saidd, feeling flustered, as if she’d been caught doing something wrong. “Hi Cass. I just stopped by to return your CD you left.” Cassie looked at the CD, then at Marian. Even in the light of day there was something ominous about her…her long balck hair fell around her ivory face and near her green eyes. But the beauty of her being didn’t radiate. There was a heaviness, a darkness about her. “It’s not mine, Marian” Cassie took the CD and turned it over, not recognizing the artists. Even the CD felt heavy… black…and frightful. Then she handed it back to Marian. Marian withdrew her hand and said, “No, you keep it. It’s cool. I listened to some of in the way over.” Then she added, “Cassie, you haven’t told your mother about last night have you? I hope you won’t. I’d get in trouble with my mom is she knew I…if she knew about last night. You
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Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came, “This plane is made by your students.” Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? The principal replied, “I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start.”
*************** A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
Wow, what a cool and breezy summer day in Texas! Said no one ever.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.” The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother -- he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?” “Denise,” the doctor says. The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?” The doctor replies, DeNephew.
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Here’s What Life In Socialist Europe is REALLY Like by Sierra Marlee, October 22, 2015
Americans are talking about the pros and cons of a Socialist society fueled by the extreme economic views of many Democratic candidates. Very few people, however, have actually lived under the system they are advocating for or against. So, what does someone who has the experience of living under Socialism think? Robert Moon wrote an article for The Examiner in which he goes into excruciating detail of life under Socialism that so many Americans idolize. After spending years living in socialist Germany and exploring all over Europe, what is striking is that, even in one of the wealthiest non-US places on earth, it is all about learning to do without. Let’s examine the facts: There is a crushing 20% sales tax on everything. There is also a TV tax, a radio tax, a dog tax, a death tax of up to 50%, and every other kind of tax you could possibly imagine…for a grand total of about 60-65% of your income (unless you have already been brutalized into poverty by this system, in which case you get welfare). “Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.” Ronald Reagan There is no such thing as Central Air…people just suffer through the heat, and freeze in the winter without these dinky little radiator-heaters (which is all most people can afford, due to staggering government utility costs). Gasoline is usually $7-10 per gallon (about 1.50 Euros per liter as I write this), due to the government’s insanely aggressive taxes on fuel. People usually cannot afford 15 or even 30 year mortgages… they often must get 50 year mortgages to purchase a home (government makes housing astronomically expensive). It takes six hours to do half a load of laundry (government forces people to use these tiny ‘environmentally-friendly’ laundry machines). Showers are the size of phone booths, water hearters are often woefully inadequate, and all water services cost an absolute fortune. Closets do not exist. The only thing you can do to store and organize your clothing is to purchase a huge, bulky piece of furniture called a wardrobe for every bedroom, which leaves you with very little actual living space in the already incredibly tiny homes Europeans must deal with. You can’t wash your own car in your own driveway. That might hurt the environment, so you must take your vehicle to a government-approved car wash and wildly overpay someone else to do it for you.
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You cannot even name your own child without government approval. There is literally an agency you must register with upon giving birth that decides whether or not your child’s name is acceptable to the government. Gun rights do not exist. The only way to get access to any firearms whatsoever is through a jaw-droppingly extreme permit/ licensing process that involves taking elobarate tests, paying fees, and proving to the government you have a “legitimate” reason for wanting a gun (hunting, target shooting, dtc.) And even if you do manage to jump through the hoops required to get a gun, you can still only keep it if you regularly verify to the government that you are actively using it for the purpose you listed, or it will be confiscated. Hunting and fishing also require an insane process of government-mandated training, tests, fees, licenses, permits and endless other restrictions. Having extreme views is illegal. Being a Neo-Nazi is a crime, as is questioning the Holocaust, or anything that could possibly be construed as “hate speech” by the left. It costs thousands of dollars to get a license, own a car, and pay for the more than $1 million of auto insurance you are forced to carry…and there are speed cameras everywhere, and there is no gray area (my boss couldn’t even get out of a ticket from when he sped his wife to the hospital to give birth). Company web sites are usually primitive and have inaccurate/ outdated information, while almost no one answers their phone and you are forced to show up repeatedly during (often ridiculously narrow) operating hours to get the simplest product or service. Germans work 36-39 hours per week, and the French have a 35hour work week. It goes on and on. Proponents of Socialism, who used to crucify people for pointing out their socialistic ideas and beliefs, need only look at this disastrous, time-disproven ideology (see deregulation and lower taxes in China in the 1980s, in India in the 1990s, in Ireland in the 2000). Proponents usually try to justify it by arguing that Europe has superior, more affordable education and health care (as if freedom were irrelevant and all that mattered was being bettermaintained cattle). But when you actually live there, you can’t help but notice that there is more to the story…as when you discover that you have to pay a small fortune to get your kids through grade school. Or that you still have to pay through the nose for insurance every month, cover all your own prescription costs, and sit on waiting lists to see a “free” doctor. The bottom line: The only difference between the nanny state socialist control freaks of Europe and the ruthless Third World tyrants they condemn, is that in Europe, they bankrupt, impoverish, and enslave people through the charade of voting, as opposed to at gun point…to maintain the appearance of legitimacy. Does this seem like a system under which you would like to live?
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You Might Be a Texan if.....
1. A tornado warning siren is your signal to put the stuff out in the yard you wanna get rid of. 2. Your idea of a treaffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 3. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “AC”, TWICE in the same day. 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 5. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing or hot sauce. 6. You learned how to shoot a gun as soon as you could walk. 7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 8. You measure distance in minutes or hours. 9. You refer to the capital of Texas as “home of the Longhorns.” 10. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. 11. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. 12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan a wedding date. 13. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. 14. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first. 15. You aren’t surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store...& it’s a Drive-thru. 16. A mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A ford F350 diesel 4x4 is!
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Catch Wild Pigs Author Unknown
“Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed.”
they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.” The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America. The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time. One should always remember two truths: 1. There is no such thing as a free lunch, and 2. You can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. If you see that all of this wonderful government “help” is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to share this with your friends. There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you some exchange studentsin the class. One day while the class was will probably not share this. BUT, God help us all when the gate in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange stu- slams shut! dent, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The stuThink about this: dent told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were “The problems we face today are there because the people who trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new- work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a communist regime. living.” In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked A thought to remember, Marx said, “Remove one freedom per a strange question. He asked: “Do you know how to catch wild generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would pigs?” have noticed.” The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. “You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that
by Karl Marx Co-Founder of Communism
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Fall Favorites By Sharon Laffere Ehlert
Autumn has always been my favorite season. My husband and I love our adorable neighborhood trick-or-treaters, sweater weather, corn mazes, and pumpkin patches. After our annual visit to the corn maze and pumpkin patch at Texas A&M, this is one of our favorite recipes to bake. PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE 2 graham cracker pie crusts 3 (8 oz.) packages cream cheese I cup pumpkin puree * 3 eggs 1 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a mixing bowl, beat cream cheese. Add pumpkin, eggs, sugar, vanilla, and cinnamon. Beat until well combined. Pour mixture into graham cracker crusts and bake for 1 hour. Remove from oven, let sit for 15 minutes, and then refrigerate. * This recipe has a mild flavor. If you prefer a bolder pumpkin flavor, use 2 cups of pumpkin puree. This recipe makes 2 cheesecakes.
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Crossroads (Cont’d from Page 24) won’t tell your mom, will you?” “No, Marian, no, I guess not. It was not big deal. After all, I didn’t do anything to tell,” Cassie said as she felt the CD in her palm. “Thanks, Cass,” Marian pleaded. I knew you weren’t a big MAMA’S GIRL. See you soon. Probably in church tomorrow. Mom demands I go. Gotta run, girlfriend. Thanks again.” Cassie went back to the breakfast area and joined her mother, struggling with what to do. She knew that she had done nothing to tell about. So, why tell all about Marian, when she planned not to see Marian again? The thoughts of the previous night ran through her mind…the candles, the chanting. She felt a shiver, even in the morning light. So, dear reader, I typed this thinking of you, you who have teenage girls or grandgirls. I think of the influences of strong willed teens who inflict their ways on weaker and innocent “friends.” What will Cassie do? Will she tell all and stay close to her mother and her beliefs. Or will she stay silent and have to deal with the dark side of life through Marian and her group? The most valuable thing you can give your child, other than a Christian upbringing, is your time and your guidance. Are you close to your child? Do you know what is going on when she/he is away? Do you ask questions and get answers…without shouting and accusing? Can your girl, your boy depend on you? Our culture is filled with upside down values. To rear a child who can grow up to have a meaningful life, you must live counter culturally, and live involved.
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The Time to kneel by Ted Nugent and Stanislaus Drew
Take a little trip to Valley Forge in January. Hold a musket ball in your fingers and imagine it piercing your flesh and breaking a bone or two. There won’t be a doctor or trainer to assist you until after the battle, so just wait your turn. Take your cleats and socks off to get a real experience. Then, take a knee on the beach in Normandy where man after American man stormed the beach, even as the one in front of him was shot to pieces, the very sea stained with American blood. The only blockers most had were the dead bodies in front of them, riddled with bullets from enemy fire. Take a knee in the sweat soaked jungles of Vietnam. From Khe Sanh to Saigon, anywhere will do. Americans died in all those jungles. There was no playbook that told them what was next, but they knew what flag they represented. When they came home, they were protested as well, and spit on for reasons only cowards know. Take another knee in the blood drenched sands of Fallujah in 110 degree heat. Wear your Kevlar helmet and battle dress. Your number won’t be printed on it unless your number is up! You’ll need to stay hydrated but there won’t be anyone to squirt Gatorade into your mouth. You’re on your own. There are a lot of places to take a knee where Americans have given their lives all over the world. When you use the banner under which they fought as a source for your displeasure, you dishonor the memories of those who bled for the very freedoms you have. That’s what the
red stripes mean. It represents the blood of those who spilled a sea of it defending your liberty. While you’re on your knee, pray for those who came before you, not on a manicured lawn striped and printed with numbers to announce every inch of ground taken, but on nameless hills and bloodied beaches and sweltering forests and bitter cold mountains, every inch marked by an American life lost serving that flag you protest. No cheerleaders, no announcers, no coaches, no fans, just American men and women, delivering the real fight against those who chose to harm us, blazing a path so you would have the right to “take a knee.” You haven’t any inkling of what it took to get you where you are, but your “protest” is duly noted. Not only is it disgraceful to a nation of real heroes, it serves the purpose of pointing to your ingratitude for those who chose to defend you under that banner that will still wave long after your jersey is retired. If you really feel the need to take a knee, come with me to church on Sunday and we’ll both kneel before Almighty God. We’ll thank Him for preserving this country for as long as He has. We’ll beg forgiveness for our ingratitude for all He has provided us. We’ll appeal to Him for understanding and wisdom. We’ll pray for liberty and justice for all, because He is the one who provides those things. But there will be no protest. There will only be gratitude for His provision and a plea for His continued grace and mercy on the land of the free and the home of the brave. It goes like this, GOD BLESS AMERICA!
God Says, “Get In The Game”
Del Rogers, Sr., founder and CEO of Stewardship Enrichment is a recognized authority on successful fund raising for churches, ministries and personal stewardship growth for individual christians.
While working with churches during STEWARDSHIP ENRICHMENT, we find far too many members sitting on the bench (pew), on the sideline – not really involved and giving little or nothing. We do not pressure people into giving but instead encourage them to go beyond present giving and pray for what God wants to do through them. Many get into the game and make a difference. Let’s listen to the testimony of how one family got in the game: “My grandparents and my uncle owned large farms and wooded areas next to one another while I was growing up. I spent every summer of my childhood playing on those properties – hunting, fishing, building tree houses and forts; exploring – great adventure. “When I was a teenager, my uncle lost his farm. It broke my heart, and I dreamed about how someday I would buy it back. I grew up and moved away but came back to my grandparents’ home whenever I could, but missed my uncle’s property. “When my grandparents died, I bought their acreage and contacted the lawyer who had bought my uncle’s property about buying it back. “We worked out an arrangement for him to hold the property until I could save up the substantial amount of down payment he wanted and worked out a monthly amount that I would pay
after that until the property was paid off. “The owner sent me the contract to sign. Not sure why, but I decided to go look at the property before signing, perhaps to relive old memories. “It was a few days before Thanksgiving, and we decided to spend Thanksgiving at my grandparents’ old place. “It was cold. The property that had belonged to my uncle was at the back of the many acres of my property. The walk was longer than I had remembered. “I was tired but the anticipation of seeing my “old stomping grounds” invigorated me. I came to the property line, broke out of the wooded area and stopped in my tracks. A profound disappointment gripped my heart, and I could hardly breathe – Every tree and bush had been clear cut – there was nothing left but weeds. “I found out later that the Lawyer had decided to make a little more money by selling the timber to a lumber company before he sold the property to me – not knowing that he was cutting down my dream. “The special place – the landmarks, the treehouses, the forts, the animals and birds were gone, all but the memories. I did not send the down payment or the contract back. “But, as Paul Harvey used to say, “This is The Rest of The Story!” “We had drifted away from deep involvement in the church – still attended – but just sat in the pew and gave very little. “When the church decided to build a new Youth Center to reach the growing population of young people in our city, and decided to use STEWARDSHIP ENRICHMENT’S Capital Campaign to raise the funds to pay for the building, we decided to stay in the pew and just give enough to say that we gave. “But I am convinced that God’s Holy Spirit intervened in our lives and nudged us in a different direction. “STEWARDSHIP ENRICHMENT simply encouraged us to pray, in faith, and be open to what GOD wanted to do through us. “We did that, although we had no idea that God had planned what He wanted to do through us – long before the deal on the land fell through. “Before that winter day of disappointment, I would never have put “God” and “chain saw” in the same sentence. “I really wanted that property that held so many wonderful memories for me, but now I know that all of that saving for the property was just God’s way of letting us be in on what He was doing for the youth of our city. “The monthly amount we would have paid on the land will be our monthly commitment to the Youth Center. And our First Fruit Offering to start our giving will be the substantial amount we had saved for the down payment. “God nudged us off the sideline (out of the pew) and put us in the game. I know that my uncle would have liked for the property to be back in the family. But knowing his commitment to the Lord, having the property back pales in comparison – dramatically - to all the youth who will meet Jesus in that gym and grow in the Lord in the class rooms in that Youth Building. “I’m so glad God prepared me for action and then told me, ‘You are on my Team now get in the game.’”
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PRISONER OF WAR A prisoner of war (POW) is a person, whether combatant or non-combatant, who is held in custody by a belligerent power during or immediately after an armed conflict.
Sixteen million Americans served in World War II. Of these, over 120,000 lived out part of the war behind barbed wire. In the European theater, 93,941 Americans were held as prisoners of war (POWs). The following Burleson County men, all member of Company E, Second Battalion, 143rd Infantry Regiment, 36th Infantry Division, were captured by the Germans on September 13, 1943. Prisoners of war, they were interned in “Stalags” for approximately twenty months until they were freed by the American and Allied Armies in May, 1945.
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Edgar L. Autrey James D. Bates Theodore A. Chervenka Alvin Deutsch Alton W. Ferrell Rudolph E. Frieda Franklin L. Ginzel Fritz W. Hahn Herbert Jaster Clarence Kettrick Monroe Kluge
Victor Barnett James W. Bird H.D. Coleman John D. Faubion Elroy H. Frieda Walter H. Gerland Cecil Griffin E. A. Hejl Wayne Kaltwasser Eugene Kettrick George J. Kovar
Frank Langlotz, Jr. John C. McManus Ben Montalbano Jack W. Newcomb Otis C. Nix Ed W. Pinter Raymond Piwonka James Prazak Raymond Prazak Otto Prieve, Jr. John Schroeder Henry Shaw Clarence C. Sims Edmund R. Slovacek Curtis W. Smith Edwin J. Trcalek Franklin A. Trcalek Walter W. Whaley Arnold Zgabay
Sergeant Frank Janacek, shot down over Europe in 1944, was also a prisoner of the Germans and was freed by the Russians in 1945. Lieutenant Colonel Edward J. Kallus, another Burleson Countian, served in the Philiuppines and was a prisoner of the Japanese from 1942 to 1945.
LOYALTY TO COUNTRY ALWAYS. LOYALTY TO THE GOVERNMENT WHEN IT DESERVES IT. ~MARK TWAIN~
Get off the sidelines and get in the game! What do these declarations bring to your mind: football, family, friendship, government, community, self? Of course, we Texans, who do football far better than other states, readily envision the athlete on the bench. And we know that too often there are boys/men on the sidelines because they haven’t given their all, done their best, paid their dues. They have talent buT don’t put forth the effort required for excellence. And there are other ways we don’t get in the game, or sit on the sidelines. Sad but true, too many parents today are not consistently involved in the lives of their children. They miss opportunities to parent—to guide their children to live with respect, responsibility, and reliability (the three R’s). Why is this true? What comes to my mind is divorce. With America’s divorce rate over 50%, how can parenting be as it should? How can the partners of shattered marriages parent well? Children need their fathers and mothers, if humanly possible. But that is how too few marriages are today. Why? Is it not because of self-focus? or being drawn into the ways of the world, and/or being too concerned with what’s popular? Of course, the decades off divorce have produced hurting, needy adults who’ve not been well parented. And the cycle repeats. Then there is the government! Are you in this game? Do you know the names of our state governing officials, our national officials? Have you voted in elections other than the presidential? Of course, knowing truth from the media today is difficult. The division and the bickering on TV, radio, and internet are shameful. Are you “in the game” in these two despicable ways? We should all be in any game with respect and slowness to speak. The old saying advises, “Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” Not that I’m calling you a fool, but the truth is we are foolish to speakwithout wisdom and compassion. Of course, we all lose credibility when we let our anger and resentment control. We Americans, the most blessed people in myriad ways, must sometimes live above our beginnings. We must be a people “in the game” with dignity (being worthy of honor or respect) and resolve (finding resolutions to problems, disputes, or contentious ways) in all of life, be it parenting, government, or self. We must live fully in relationships with family and others, and certainly we must care for self. How is it that we think we can help in the lives of others if we are not taking care of ourselves?
And that does not suggest buying everything we want, getting in debt to “fit in,” or focusing on only self. It means living a controlled life, bringing up our children well, loving and spending quality time with them, guiding them to respect themselves and then others will in turn respect them. It means caring about other people. We are blessed when we give, whether it be to family or the needy. And all of that can happen when we are taking care of self reasonably. Let’s play the game of life well. Life is often hard, but it is worth all the effort if we end up living, not as Thoreau surmised. He saw mankind as “living lives of quiet desperation.” How sad! But we each choose; the choice is ours. Will we live life meaningfully? Or will we live in anger, blame, selfishness, shame, or hate? I choose the freedom that comes from a meaningful “in the game” life. Do you need to get off the bench?
It’s All About Relationships Schubert Law Firm, PLLC now has at its helm Leigha Schubert, one of Caldwell’s newest lawyers. Leigha is no new comer to Burleson Coun ty. She is the daughter of Ben and Patsy Schubert, of Snook, and the twin sister of Leighton Schubert. Leigha grew up in Snook, graduated from Snook High School, and attended Texas A&M University, earning a B.A. Psy, and later a M. Ed. with Curriculum and Instruction focus.
Using her education, Leigha became a teacher and volleyball coach in Killeen. Later, she moved into administration there, working as an assistant principal for four years. In 2011, Leigha desired to take a different direction in life and went to Baylor Law School. She graduated in February 2016. Then in January 2017, she joined the Schubert Law Firm here. When asked about her focus in her law practice, Leigha spoke of family law, Child Protective Services, where she works primarily with the children, Estate Planning, Wills, Probate Law, and some Real Estate. Leigh spoke with passion about representing the children in Child Protective Services, and spoke of her role as an attorney. She says she understands that most people come to her not in a positive time or position in life. She believes she is to be their support system and has often told her clients to let her be the rational one. She says she can relate to those types of issues and is glad to help others in their time of need…being the rational one as others deal with pain, confusion and/or loss. Leigha spoke, too, of her twin brother Leighton’s honoring her by turning the Law Firm over to her. She feels blessed by his generosity, and says that Leighton has always been a close brother. She also said of her receiving the law firm, “ It all fell in place; it was what was to happen; the timing was just perfect.” Leigha is a member of Caldwell Rotary Club ; she coaches Snook Little Dribblers as well as Snook Little League Softball, the teams her daughter Analeisa plays on. And this year she judged cheese and sausage kolaches at the Kolache Festival in Caldwell. She says they were yummy. Her future plans include continuing to be a close knit family with her parents and Analeisa by spending time with them. She claims it has been a great experience to be back home. And says she is ready to serve the people of Caldwell and the area. Contact Leigha Schubert, M.Ed., J.D. at 108 South Echols, Caldwell, TX 77836, or call her at 979.567.3999. She is also online at www.leigha@schubertlawtx.com.
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Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers An efficiency expert concluded his lecture J. Allen Whitt, PhD with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techBurleson County first began historical niques at home.”
preservation in 1936 when three Texas “Why?” asked somebody fromwere the audience. Centennial Markers erected in the county. The first major goal of the early “I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert preservationists was to between publishthearefrigerator, history explained. “She made lots of trips stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a of our county, so in January 1979, the Burtime. leson County Historical Society, Inc was chartered. One day I told her, ‘Honey, why don’t you try carrying several things at once?’ And their purpose was to maintain proceeds to be used in historical preservation “Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked. projects.
Those who don’t know history are destined to repeat it. ~Edmund Burke~
“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner. After the Society was chartered, a project Now I do it in ten...”
for Astride the Old San Antonio Road was *************** the result, published in 1980. Since then, There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He the Society has sponsored several other stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making publications, including County truck driver steps next to him, takesBurleson the drink from the guy, & just drinks it down. The of poor man starts crying. The AallTapestry History. truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man 1982, another project was cry.In ” “No, it’s not that,” themajor man replies, wiping his purtears, chasing Kraitchar a Victorian “This day isthe the worst of my life.House, First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave cottage. The house made possible the housthe building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The ing of many period pieces, and as a result, police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & offering tours to school children and tour when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. go inside my house where I findrelated my wife groups, and Ihosting various events in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, to local history. Some needed-repairs on & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, the exterior of the house have been accomyou show up & drink my poison.”
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Aromatherapy & Pets The Basics
Aromatherapy is the use of volatile oils extracted from large amounts of plant derivatives using steam distillation. The chemistry of an essential oil is very complex and highly concentrated at this point. One of the most common application methods of volatile oils is to highly dilute (usually 1 to 10 or more) and aerosolize with a cold-air diffuser. The essential oils are usually mixed depending on the medical conditions and aerosolization is absorbed by breathing the mixture into the airways. These volatile oils have been reported to promote health of mind, body and well-being. Common essential oils and some of their uses are: Lavender – Antiseptic, anti-inflammatory, calming Peppermint – Headaches, indigestion, alertness Valerian - Calming, anti-anxiety Marjoram – Calming, headaches, nerve pain Clary Sage - Calming, stress relieving Chamomile – Relaxing, calming, anti-anxiety Thyme – Relaxing, antimicrobial, anti-inflammatory This is only a very small list and there are many additional essential oils that can be diffused singularly or in a combination. As a veterinarian, I receive many behavior questions regarding pets. Behavior problems are perhaps one of the biggest reasons for pets being re-homed, dumped or euthanized. Pets, most commonly, re-
act to stressors like loud noises, fireworks, gun shots and thunderstorms. Other serious behaviors like aggression to people and other animals typically lead to euthanasia. Up to 50% of pets have some sort of separation anxiety when their pet guardian is not at home (in the pack). Volatile oils like Lavender, Chamomile and Marjoram could be a part of the over all treatment of these behavioral problems. Behavior problems such as these should be addressed with a combination of baseline bloodwork, a consultation with a veterinarian behaviorist, behavioral modifications and aromatherapy or other alternative medications as recommended by consultation. Topical application of essential oils can cause skin irritation, possible toxicity and is not recommended. Administration of any aromatherapy to felines should not be attempted unless under supervision of a holistic veterinarian. Frequent liver toxicity and possible death has been reported in cats with over use of volatile oils. Further observations in the use of volatile oils in pets include: never using cheap or possibly adulterated oils, dilution/dilution/dilution is imperative and always allow the pets an escape room from volatile oil aerosolization in case of overdose or allergic reaction. Further information can be obtained from a book “The Animal Desk Reference: Essential Oils for Animals”, author Melissa Shelton DVM. In closing, it has been my personal and professional observation that diffused volatile oils can add to the quality of life of people and pets. They should be used cautiously and in pets, not as a single treatment modality but in combination with other behavior modifications and medications. Jack F. McKemie, DVM
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers FIRST JOB!!! Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience.. Now we discover this is the first job you’ve ever held.” “Well,” the young man replied, “In your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination!!!”
Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. ~Winston Churchill~
Be the Key, Not the Lock What are you most afraid of? Is it jumping spiders, grumpy people, or maybe sky diving? It’s time to open the door and overcome paralyzing fear. Conquer! I’m afraid of public speaking. I taught school for almost 30 years and wasn’t afraid of talking to kids, but getting up in front of adults is another story entirely. Seriously, what is the worst that could happen? I could hyperventilate, pass out, mumble, or my voice might shake. Well, ok, but what is the best that could happen? I could speak, and they might start clapping, giving me a standing ovation. Stepping past my fears, I might try to eat a tasty snail, feed a mouse out of my hand, hold a slithering snake, talk to a homeless person, or become a standup comic. My dad, Edward (Hick) Varner, a World War II bomber pilot, was a risk taker. He knew after making it back from that horror, that what lies ahead couldn’t be any worse, and had to be better. Trying something new became part of his DNA. Failure wasn’t that big a deal. Taking chances, really living life, and loving with all his might were just challenges, the chance for an exciting adventure. Once my mom and dad drove a couple of homesick South of the Border workers all the way back to Mexico, so they could be reunited with their families. He gave jobs to out of work neighbors, helped people in need, and loaned money. Daddy did all he could to be a key. During my childhood, there was a unique and atypical man named Walter Woodsman (fictitious name). I thought maybe he was in the war with Dad, or that they had grown up together, going through the hardships of the 1920’s-1930’s depression, scraping by with the help of home gardens, or selling nickel apples on the court house steps, as my Dad did as a child. For whatever reason, Dad had a special place in his heart for this man. Most likely, he knew Walter’s story and, he knew what it was like to be down trodden. Living on a dairy farm, off Bowers Lake Road, near Chriesman, driving the country roads in our pickup truck, we often encountered Mr. Woodsman trekking along the dirt path towards town, croaker sack slung over his shoulder. Bobby Smith, whose dad Cecil Smith, owned a grocery in downtown Caldwell during that time, says that the mysterious bag may have been filled with over ripe fruit, discarded cabbage leaves, and reading material. Most days Mr. W. made a trip by their grocery to pick up free left overs, and dated magazines. He always stayed to eat some of the excess food he was given, and to chat. The charitable Smiths never turned him away, or asked him to leave, though his physical presence, and fragrant aroma was not that of the everyday gent. My dad always stopped to give Walter a ride. Though we kids begged him not to do it, he never let us pass him by. “No,” he would say, “We are going to give him a ride. Slide on over.” We sat scrunched and squashed together, practically gasping for air, and wanting desperately to hold our nose, as my dad enjoyed a friendly conversation,
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giving him the dignity of his attention, and of his friendship. His unusual friend was always pleasant and smiling. Dad’s act of kindness, I doubt was small to Walter Woodsman, who was, because of his odor, considered an untouchable. To others who saw him stepping out of our truck, and like us kids, only thinking of our own selfish sensibilities to his bathing challenged persona, were most likely surprised, and horrified that anyone would give him a ride. Unbeknown to my siblings, and me, the unwashed soul who often kept us company, was a graduate of The University of Texas, an avid reader, and had once taught school in Hrosinka Community School, not far from Caldwell. Apparently, he was fired from that position for allegedly stealing sandwiches from his students. Why did he do such a thing? Was it because of hunger, something more sinister, or revenge for some dastardly act from an unruly student? I’d vote for the last one. He likely thought he had good reason. When his home, near the railroad tracks, and a few blocks from the original Woodson Lumber Company, burned down, his two concerned sisters, living somewhere in South Texas, came to his rescue. They took him home with them, spiffed him up, and deposited him back in our fair city. The story goes that he was soon back to his old habits; no baths, scavenging left overs, and accepting handouts from the generous people in our community. What tragedy befell this educated, well read, and pleasant man? He seemed to give up caring about his appearance, became a free spirit, and lived in ways most considered strange. Or, did he merely realize that life should be made of much more important things; things like experiencing nature, and practicing loving one another with his time and presence. Walter might have considered that there is more to life than working from early morning until night, with no time for what lights your fire. Perhaps, he saw the real treasures. He activated his key, walked through the opened gate, letting go of many external conveniences and norms to embrace real freedom. Could his lack of physical hygiene have been a conscious or unconscious attempt to sift out folks who appraised by external factors only? My Dad, Cecil and Bobby Smith, Walter Woodsman, and many others are engaged warriors, living their lives on the front lines of life. Step out of your box, take a chance, conquer fears, and walk through the open gate to be a Texan.
Donna Presnal Retired Teacher
Caldwell High School Graduate
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers A blonde boards a plane to Miami and takes a seat in first class even though she has an economy ticket. A flight attendant tells her several times to move to economy class, but the blonde doesn’t listen. Exasperated, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit. Seconds later the pilot steps out and whispers something in the blonde’s ear. Immediately, she gets us from her seat and goes to economy class. Intrigues, the flight attendant asks the pilot how he managed to convince her to relinquish her seat. “Easy” says the pilot, “I told her first class doesn’t go to Miami.”
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Retiring? Take Control of Your Assets
Kavon Novak is a registered Investment Consultant and Branch Manager with LPL Financial. He holds Series 7, 24 and 63 licenses. Kavon has over 20 years of experience in the financial industry and is a member of the Financial Services Institute and the Burleson County Chamber of Commerce. He is a multi-year “Outstanding Client Service” award recipient and a Fightin’ Texas Aggie ’91. For more information please call 979-255-8796.
After years of saving and investing, you can finally see the big day -- retirement. But before kicking back, you still need to address a few matters. Decisions made now could make the difference between your money outlasting you or vice versa. Calculating Your Retirement Needs First, figure out how much income you may need. When retirement was years away, this exercise may have involved a lot of estimates. Now, you can be more accurate. Consider the following factors: • Your home base -- Do you intend to remain in your current home? If so, when will your mortgage be paid? Will you sell your current home for one of lesser value, or “trade up”? • The length of your retirement -- The average 65-year-old man can expect to live about 17 more years; the average 65-year-old woman, 20 more years, according to the National Center for Health Statistics. Have you accounted for a retirement of 20 or more years? • Earned income -- The Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that by 2022, 23% of people aged 65 or older will still be employed, almost twice the proportion that prevailed in 2002.1 If you continue to work, how much might you earn? • Your retirement lifestyle -- Your lifestyle will help determine how much preretirement income you’ll need to support yourself. A typical guideline is 60% to 80%, but if you want to take luxury cruises or start a business, you may well need 100% or more. • Health care costs and insurance -- Many retirees underestimate health care costs. Most Americans are not eligible for Medicare until age 65, but Medicare doesn’t cover everything. You can purchase Medigap supplemental health insurance to cover some of the extras, but even Medigap insurance does not pay for long-term custodial care, eyeglasses, hearing aids, dental care, private-duty nursing, or unlim-
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ited prescription drugs. For more on Medicare and health insurance, visit Medicare’s consumer website. • Inflation -- Although the inflation rate can be relatively tame, it can also surge. It’s a good idea to tack on an additional 4% each year to help compensate for inflation. Running the Numbers The next step is to identify all of your potential income sources, including Social Security, pensions, and personal investments. Don’t overlook cash-value life insurance policies, income from trusts, real estate, and the equity in your home. Also review your asset allocation -- how you divide your portfolio among stocks, bonds, and cash. Are you tempted to convert all of your investments to low-risk securities? Such a move may place your assets at risk of losing purchasing power due to inflation. You may live in retirement for a long time, so try to keep your portfolio working for you -- both now and in the future. A financial advisor can help you determine an appropriate asset allocation. Robber Baron: Inflation Robber Baron: Inflation Here's how a 4% inflation rate would erode $400,000 over a 25-year period. Because inflation slowly eats away at the purchasing power of a dollar, it's important to factor inflation into your annual retirement expenses.
This example is hypothetical and for illustrative purposes only.
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New Phase of Financial Planning Once you’ve assessed your needs and income sources, it’s time to look at cracking that nest egg you’ve built up. First, determine a prudent withdrawal rate. A common approach is to liquidate 5% of your principal each year of retirement; however, your income needs may differ. Next, you’ll need to decide when to tap into tax-deferred and taxable investments. The advantage of holding on to tax-deferred investments (employer-sponsored retirement plan assets, IRAs, and annuities) is that they compound on a before-tax basis and therefore have greater earning potential than their taxable counterparts.2 However, earnings and deductible contributions in tax-deferred accounts are subject to income tax upon withdrawal -- a tax that can be as high as 39.6% at the federal level. In contrast, long-term capital gains from the sale of
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Retiring? Take Control of Your Assets Cont’d from Page 42 taxable investments are taxed at a maximum of 20%.3 The key to managing taxes is to determine the best strategy given your income needs and tax bracket. Also, tax-deferred assets are generally subject to required minimum distributions (RMDs) -- based on IRS life expectancy tables -after you reach age 70½. Failure to take the required distribution can result in a penalty equal to 50% of the required amount. Fortunately, guidelines do not apply to Roth IRAs or annuities.2 For more information on RMDs, see the IRS’s RMD resource page or call the IRS at 1-800-829-1040. A Lifelong Strategy A carefully crafted retirement strategy also takes into account your estate plan. A will is the most basic form of an estate plan, as it helps ensure that your assets get disbursed according to your wishes. Also, make sure that your beneficiary designations for retirement accounts and life insurance policies are up-to-date. If estate taxes are a concern, you may want to consider strategies to help manage income while minimizing your estate tax obligation. For example, with a grantor retained annuity trust (GRAT), you move assets to an irrevocable trust and then receive an annual annuity for a specific number of years. At the end of that period, the remaining value in the GRAT passes to your beneficiary -- usually your child -- generally free of gift taxes. Another option might be a charitable remainder trust, which allows you and/or a designated beneficiary to receive income during life and a tax deduction at the same time. Ultimately, the assets pass free of estate taxes to a named charity. It’s easy to become overwhelmed by all the financial decisions that you must make at retirement. The most important part of the process is to consult a qualified financial professional, a tax advisor, and an estate-planning attorney to make sure that you’re prepared for this new -- and exciting -- stage of your life. How Much Can You Withdraw? This chart can give you an idea how much you could potentially withdraw from your retirement savings each year. For example, if you begin with $400,000 in assets and expect an average annual return of 5% over a 25-year retirement, you could potentially withdraw $18,000 per year. Withdraw more than that each year and you may outlive your money. Also consider: This chart doesn’t take income taxes into account, which can range from 10% to 35%, depending on your tax bracket.
Assumes 5% average annual return, and that withdrawal rate is adjusted for annual 4% inflation rate after the first year. This example is hypothetical and for illustrative purposes only. Investment returns cannot be guaranteed.
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2Withdrawals from tax-deferred accounts prior to age 59½ are taxable
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Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
GET GAME in the
Tony Taylor, currently an Athletic Director and teacher at McMullen High School in Tilden, Texas, has also been published in Coach Magazine. Tony is pictured with his daughter, Hallie.
I’m sure most people will think that I’m going to write from an athletic perspective since I’m a coach, but I’m going down a different avenue with this article when it comes to “Getting In The Game”!! This topic really speaks to me as well, or as I like to say “steps on my toes” when it comes to this particular topic. This past weekend I had the pleasure of seeing my daughter Hallie at Parents Weekend at Dallas Baptist University. It had been six weeks since I had seen her after pretty much seeing her almost everyday the last six years of junior and high school. I was really excited to be with her, and yes, “I’m a softie” when it comes to our daughter/dad relationship. With school restarting, I have to admit that I’ve been putting this article on the backburner, but after hearing a few people speak at Parents Day at DBU I knew I had my information for my article. One of the major areas of importance that is stressed at DBU for all of the students is to get involved in some area of Service either on the campus, near it, or in a nearby city. The areas of service range from volunteering at homeless shelters, schools, helping with community churches, and even taking mission trips within the United States and around the world. My daughter Hallie is one of those kids who has always had “way too much on her plate.” She’s one of those types of people who is already in the “GAME.” In high school she had to learn to say no, which she rarely did, but in many ways I need to become more like her with her “in game” mentality.
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Our society has pretty much evolved into a mentality of “what’s in it for me?” and “what can I do that will ultimately benefit me?” In reality we should be thinking of others and what we can do for them. When was the last time we put down our phone or laptop and did something for others, our parents, our loved ones, or anyone in need? Now, don’t get me wrong, we all pitch in during severe times of need for our town or neighboring communities, but when was the last time that one of us has done something for others that just involves everyday living which takes place day after day? Our Judge in McMullen County, Mr. Jim Teal, recently spoke to some of us about helping with Meals on Wheels and taking time to meet with the elderly. Man, it hit me like a ton of bricks because I know that’s something I could help with besides being on my phone, laying on the couch watching ESPN, or doing something that I want to do versus thinking of others. Who knows what a smile or a friendly conversation could do for someone who is lonely or just needs a friend for the day!! The Good Lord has blessed me with good health, a mind, and a conscience, and I think it’s time that I start giving back and “GET IN THE GAME!!” With that being said, I guess my questions for you as you’re reading this article are, “Are you already in the game and if not will you get in the game?” I know that there will come a time, which I hope is not anytime soon, when I might need some help, and I sure hope others might help me with whatever difficulty I’m facing. I’m committed to “getting in the game” and doing my part in my community because as I like to tell my basketball teams, “It’s always about WE and not ME”!! I’ve always heard that doing something without being told will bring you the greatest satisfaction because it’s real when it comes from the heart!!!
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mick ey Mouse!” This startles the would-be assassin, and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the world made you shout Mickey Mouse?” Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck!” *************** History of Old England Enlightenment for some of you who don’t know the history of Merry ole England There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London, which used to have a gallows adjacent to it. Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after a fair trial of course!) to be hanged. The horse-drawn dray, carting the prisoner, was accompanied by an armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the prisoner if he would like ‘’ONE LAST DRINK’’. If he said YES, it was referred to as ONE FOR THE ROAD. If he declined, that Prisoner was ON THE WAGON. So there you go ....
IT ONLY TAKES
ONE PERSON
TO MAKE A CHANGE!
It’s a
swirly,
whirly
world out there
You can’t pin down one truth or fact without someone calling it merely an opinion. When I was growing up, a very long time ago, we were fond of pithy little comments such as “why be normal?” and “question authority.” Here we are in 2018 where the norm is questioning authority and embracing abnormality. But is the idea that “truth is relative” new? Not in the least. The concept of truth has been questioned and sneered at for millennia. It seems like a new thing, such as when the satiric Babylon Bee posted a sardonic piece entitled, “Culture in Which All Truth is Relative Suddenly Concerned About Fake News.” (1/3/17) It seemed like a new thing back in the 70’s, when Johnny Cash famously sang: Yeah, the ones that you’re calling wild, Are gonna be the leaders in a little while; This old world’s wakin’ to a new born day; And I solemnly swear that it’ll be their way; You better help the voice of youth find “What is truth”; And the lonely voice of youth cries “What is truth?” Yet it was over two thousand years ago, that Pontius Pilate asked Jesus, “What is truth?” – and promptly had Jesus flogged without waiting for a response. (John 18:38 – 19:1) While many may question the relativity or even the existence of truth, there are some things that are hard to deny are true. The old adage “nothing is for certain but death and taxes” has yet to be disproven! Another unquestioned truth we genteelly call “the birds and the bees” or “the facts of life”. (Along those lines, we used to be able to say, “boys will be boys” but no longer!) One sure truth is that human beings will always pursue fleshly interests. Some are convinced that, if Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed as a justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Roe vs. Wade, the landmark 1973 Supreme Court decision finding that a right to abortion exists in the Constitution, will be overturned. What would happen if Roe vs. Wade were overturned? No one can know, of course, and I, not being an attorney or politician, am hesitant to hazard a guess. But one thing most experts agree upon is that abortion will not be illegal in all the United States, but only limited or illegal in certain states. Texas is likely a state that would have restrictions on abortion, or make it illegal, should Roe vs. Wade be overturned. What would that mean, then, for the pro-life movement in Texas? Would there be any further need for Right to Life organizations, pregnancy centers (such as Hope Pregnancy Center in College Station), 40 Days for Life, or Texas Alliance for Life? The answer is a resounding absolutely. As we noted above, one truth we know is that human beings will always pursue fleshly interests. And another truth we know is that unplanned pregnancies will result from that pursuit. If we find ourselves in a post-Roe world, what then would a girl be able to do with an unplanned pregnancy in Texas? Another truth is, pregnancy centers and pro-life support will be needed more than
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ever, then. Pro-life services would likely need to be expanded, in fact, as more women would likely be choosing life for their children and need the resources and support to do so. Abortion, lately considered a political topic, is in actuality, a matter of the heart. Abortion and infanticide were practiced even long ago, back when Pilate was interrogating Jesus, and even long before that, such as when Solomon wrote in the first chapter of Ecclesiastes, …what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, “Look! This is something new”? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. No one remembers the former generations, and even those yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow them.” So as Solomon wisely foresaw, truth seems relative, but simply because new and future generations will not study, know, or remember what has come before. And so, if Roe vs. Wade is overturned, things will likely return to how they were for each individual state prior to 1973, or something close to it. And there will always be a need for pregnancy centers and for pro-life work, because, well, “birds and bees” will always be “birds and bees.” And that’s the truth. Carol Dodds Executive Director Hope Pregnancy Center of Brazos Valley BIO: Carol Dodds became the Executive Director of Hope Pregnancy Center in College Station in November 2017, after serving almost seven years as Executive Director of a pregnancy clinic in Northern California. Previously, she spent 25 years working with developmentally disabled adults as a music therapist, case manager and clinic manager. Carol lives in Bryan with her mother Jeana and, occasionally, her son Travis, a senior at Oklahoma Christian University. About Hope: Hope Pregnancy Centers of the Brazos Valley is a faith-based, nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization providing a safe and confidential refuge for those in crisis. Services (all of which are free) include pregnancy tests, ultrasounds, peer counseling, parenting and life skills classes, and material aid based on an “earn while you learn” system. More information may be found at www.partnerwithhope.org.
Enigma............... (1) Isn’t it weird that in America, our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don’t? (2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans, when illegal aliens are receiving a free education? (3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled “racists” and “Nazis,” but illegal aliens are called “Dreamers”. (4) Liberals say, “If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it’s worth it “Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn’t that be worth it? (5) I can’t quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country, but consider it punishment to be sent back there. (6) The Constitution: It doesn’t need to be rewritten, it needs to be reread. (7) William F. Buckley said: “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view, and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view.” (8) Joseph Sobran said: “’Need’ now means wanting someone else’s money. ‘Greed’ means wanting to keep your own. ‘Compassion’ is when a politician arranges the transfer.” (9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change. Well what do you think?
“We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.” ~Albert Einstein~
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Domestic Violence is much more common than most of us would like to admit. According to the CDC in 2017, one in four women and one in seven men will be victims of domestic violence or abuse in their lifetime. There is help in your Community!! A group of concerned citizens and concerned professionals is working towards creating the Burleson County Domestic Violence Task Force, to directly assist victims of domestic violence. Once referred to the Task Force, victims will get assistance for their families and themselves. They will be helped to live independently, without having to rely on their abuser. There are signs to look for that will help you or someone you know recognize he/she is in a domestic violent or abusive relationship. If you see signs of domestic violence in your relationship, or in that of someone you know or love, you are not alone. Some of the signs are:
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Do they make you feel worthless, doubt yourself or make you feel crazy, like everything you do is wrong and it is all your fault? Do they isolate you from your friends or family? Do they try to control you, what you look like, where you can and can’t go? Do they try to control your money? Do they intimidate and threaten to hurt you or some one you love? Do they take away your phone and go through it?
If the answer is yes to these questions, be aware that the relationship will generally have cycles of violence. This is the pattern the abuse will take over and over. These include the tension cycle, the abuse cycle, and the honeymoon cycle. The tension cycle is the build up to the violence, which tends to start out small and get worse over the relationship. During this cycle, the abuser will make the other person feel isolated, crazy, everything is their fault; and the abuser will start to destroy things, use drugs or drinking as a crutch, and start to make threats. Then, the abuse cycle will begin. It will start out small like a
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push or shove into the wall, maybe restraining the other person, hitting, kicking, and sometimes leading up to choking or strangling the victim. Finally, there is the honeymoon cycle. This cycle tends to start out big, but will fade out during the relationship. The honeymoon or claim period follows the abuse. The abuser will beg for forgiveness, promise it will never happen again, will promise to seek help, and vow to devote his love to the other person and their family. In the beginning, he might help out around the house and bring small gifts/flowers to say he is sorry, but that will be few and far between. If you or anyone you know is in a domestic violence relationship, there are organizations that can help and assist in leaving the relationship. They can help you get in touch with services you might need like the Burleson County Domestic Violence Task Force. You can get help to get out of the domestic violence situation. You may contact Albert Ramirez, with the Burleson County Health Resource Center at 979-567-3200; or contact your Victim Assistance Coordinator, Amanda Horak with the Burleson County District Attorney Office at 979-567-2350. And you may call Stephanie See with the Burleson County Attorney’s Office at 979-567-2355. They can help refer you to other resources as well. If you would just like more information, contact any of these sources of assistance.
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Love is Blind! Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local bar. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, I’ll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just $10 but on one condition.” The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, “What’s your condition?” Phil answered, “Tell me your wish in just three words.” There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. . She looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, “Clean my house.”
Adulthood
is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
The Garden Spot Café is located at 1301 Highway 21 West, Caldwell, TX. Owner Michelle Boyd and husband Steven are excited about their new location and the fresh start at this café. Michelle says they established themselves down town over the last three years. Many people supported and respected them and wished her the best. So, it is her desire that they know where she has relocated. The Garden Spot has a new, cozy, and homey feel. She hopes that people will feel as if they have come to a good friend’s house. Or that they have come for a good meal. Basically, she wants you, her customers, to feel enjoyment at the café. The Boyds came to Texas from California back in 1993. They became Texans, living in Bay City. She says she’s been in the food industry almost all her life, having started waitressing at age 14. And she claims food has always been her passion. The new location of The Garden Spot has 1600 square feet. It currently seats 45 comfortably. Michelle says she likes having a spacious place where people can converse. Her goal is to be a catalyst for conversation. She hopes her place will be a place to connect…or reconnect. She has no booths, and the openness can foster human connection…something we all need. Her menu offers breakfast anytime. And the variety of salads, soups, and sandwiches, as well as daily specials, is sure to please anyone’s palate. California Tri Tip (good beef carefully seasoned , and timely marinated) is the basis for many good beef dishes. To see their menu before you go to the cafe, you may look on line at gardenspotcafetx.com. Besides offering great food, they also offer freshly made desserts: pies, cakes, brownies, and cupcakes. And they do take sweet orders. Pie orders require 48 hours of notice. They also cater trays: meat and cheese, or fruit. Just call. They will help you out with catering or with “to go” orders. September 1, 2018, was the start of their fourth year of café service to Caldwell. Michelle says she is glad to have a second chance, and says, “God put it in Steven’s heart to support me.” Her husband travels often, and she is always concerned that he is eating healthy. She feels The Garden Spot is her place to feed people well, and to minister to their souls, as she hopes others do for Steven. The staff of 10 at The Garden Spot is ready to serve you quality meat, vegetables, and breads that have no preservative. The vegetables are purchased from growers who use no pesticides, when possible. All in all, quality food, friendliness, and a desire to serve the people of Caldwell pretty much sums up the heart of Michelle and her Garden Spot.
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“All good things in life are homemade and worth waiting for.”
“Vegetables
are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.”
And They Walk Among Us A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk… Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. A 22-year-old Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. ‘The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground,’ Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was ‘Major trauma.’
reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter! Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED FROM DISSATISFIED VACATIONING CUSTOMERS 1. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 2. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.” 2. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate –was hospitalized. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc.After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians
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FIRST GRADE AT BILL ARP SCHOOL--1946 I survived the bloodiest and best seven years of my life at the Bill Arp grammar school. My exposure to the rigor and vigor of education began there in 1946. The old brick building had three class rooms, an auditorium, kitchen, lunchroom and porch. The toilet facilities were out back---a multi-hole outhouse for boys and one for girls. Playground quipment was the coal pile, a bent over flag pole and two basketball blackboards with no hoops. Miss Floy Stovall taught first and second grades in room one. Another teacher taught third, fourth, and fifth grades in room two. The principal taught sixth and seventh grades in room three. When weather prevented outside recess we played non-musical chairs. The teacher signaled start and stop. The winner was always given a small bar of Life Buoy soap. I was grown before I realized the same kids---the dirty ones---always got the soap. I never won. Serious disciplinary problems among us first and second graders were handled in a long skinny room in the back called the cloak room. A summons to meet Miss Floy in this chamber of doom sent lightening bolts of horror zig zagging up and down every nerve. In this wretched retreat she lectured longer than it took the Titanic to sink—with no hope of a lifeboat. She then applied the board of education to the seat of learning. Her instrument of correction was a ruler. I later discovered a typical ruler is 12 inches long. The one she used was six feet and
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by Neal Beard, a retired pastor living in Douglasville, Georgia. He writes history / humor about the rural northwest Georgia community where he grew up in the 40s and 50s.
fashioned from an oak two by four. . . with nails in it. Few problems warranted the cloak room. Most were dispatched with a well aimed scowl that put one’s heart in manic overdrive. A volume was written in that fiery glare. It echoed with hideous threats that wrought paralysis in little boys. “You’ll have to stay in every recess till you’re old enough to vote. One more peep out of you young man and we’ll visit the cloak room.” Worse than “the eye” were her finger snaps. They could wreck a decibel meter. When her middle finger crashed into the base of her thumb a tsunami of sound engulfed the room. It flogged one’s eardrums. It shook the floor. The lights reeled like the community drunk. Plaster flaked off the walls. The sonic boom knocked birds from the sky. Scruffy bare boot boys in bib overalls whimpered. On the terror scale—the cloak room being a ten---her finger snap was a six. Seen through adult eyes Miss Floy wasn’t an ogre at all. She was a dear lady, a solid citizen in the community and a gifted teacher. With meager teaching tools she bent scores of pliable lives in the direction of learning and decency. Conscience compels me to come clean. I did win the nonmusical chairs game once. . . well, okay, more than once. I still have a bar of Life Buoy.
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers They Walk Among Us... People like these make you wonder how they actually survive in this world of ours! A K-Mart check out clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a 50 bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant & informed me she was educated & knew what she was doing, & returned the money again. I gave her the money back-same scenario & departed the store with the $46.64. One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, ‘Look at that dead bird!’. Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where’? My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. I couldn’t find my airport luggage, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional & I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘has your plane arrived yet?’ TheyWalk Among Us, they Reproduce, and Worst of all ...THEY VOTE.
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Jeff Foxworthy Speaks Truth Again If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a threeyear-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest bigscreen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wallsized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
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We Must Never Let Newspapers Die! Are you aware of the titles of articles in the newspapers today? True, many are valid and represent well the articles written...however, these that were sent to us by one of our contributors are lackingly hilarious. The following are actual newspaper headlines. 1. Homicide victims Rarely Talk to Police. 2. Barbershop Signers Bring Joy to School for Deaf 3. Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient 4. Bridges Help People Cross Rivers 5. City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells 6. 17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree 7. Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards 8. Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney 9. Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors 10. Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons 11. Total Lunar Eclipse Will be Broadcast Live on PUBLIC RADIO 12. New Sick Policy Requires 2-Day Notice 13. Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25 14. Bugs Flying Around with Wings are Flying Bugs 15. Marijuana Issue Sent to a Joint Committee 16. Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-pound ball on His Head They Walk Among Us, they Write Newspaper Headlines, and Worst of all...THEY VOTE.
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I saw a little girl who spent all her tears, in a shelter squeezing her mother’s fingers. The other hand held tight on her shirt, assuring herself she wouldn’t be swept away again. Her face was dirty, wet hair strewn across her cheek like a scar from battle. The eyes were wide in a stance of frightened anticipation on what’s next. No one could comprehend the horror of the monster that day. They don’t teach that in Kindergarten. Then someone asked her if she would like some ice cream. Her mouth blossomed, a smile hatched as her eyes turned down shy, but not before a twinkle rose unhindered. Her dampened shoe toed the floor, she looked up and gurgled a “Yes.” Her head shook in approval, hopes that salvation had arrived. Everyone knows that monsters have no ability when faced with ice cream. People looked on to this as innocence unveiled perspective. In a paper cup with a wooden spoon the world was held in a raised hand of ice cream to a smile. Her eyes closed slowly in a tranquil cheer. Then the smile became catching, leaping from one face to another. Eyes of strangers became locked in a “new friends” brief gaze. Crooked smiles nodding confirmation at the blessing they saw. A breeze from the heart exhaled serenity rooted in a quiet chuckle. A sanctuary was built for a moment in a shelter from the vantage of a child’s eye. And it became everyone’s command post to keep the monster of choice held at bay. Life is precarious at any moment unknowing. A house of cards by any inclination on its best day. Harvey, you were impressive in any estimation. Bless Your Heart. But someone should have warned you about Texans. That’s where we keep most of our heroes. You didn’t count on the Cajun Navy. The South is where sturdy was fixin’ to put down roots long ago. When Houston became ground zero of defiant courage, that’s when we had you on the ropes, humanity’s right cross connected to turn the tide.
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Ice Cream Castles and The Cajun Navy
On August 25, 2017, Hurricane Harvey made landfall on the Tex-
as Gulf Coast with winds topping 130 mph. An estimated 13 million people were affected, nearly 135,000 homes damaged or destroyed in the historic flooding, and up to a million cars were wrecked. There are thousands of stories about local heroes....the following is just one of them. “Don’t Mess With Texas” isn’t some trite sentimentality. It’s a warning of consequences you’d rather not meet if you had a lick of sense. A noble way of life unrivaled. Texas is where pretense is called out, and tears wear camouflage. No one knows what tomorrow brings but Texas. Their character will dictate the outcome. Don’t matter how much whoop ass needs to be administered, they got mor’n that than all git-out. Now the healing begins unchecked where charity, American style, becomes a virtue. The things taken for granted yesterday are center stage in tomorrow’s desire. A blanket, a nice pair of warm socks, something to call your own when you have nothing. And maybe some ice cream.
To With Love By Sharon Beseda
America, please awaken and comprehend the direction our God-loving country is slipping towards. As God’s people, we need to be concerned with realities and truths of current times. Ephesians 6:12 states, “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the wiles of the devil.” These words express a discerning alarm. The alarm is for us to become aware so we are not fooled by the adversary’s plots or delusions, especially those being piped into our homes and culture continually. We are told by those who want America to embrace Socialism that we are to believe a certain way, act a certain way, and they even want to control what we should or shouldn’t say. Group think will never be the standard of individuals who strive for freedom. Diversity is the word being used nowadays which diminishes thoughts of community and pushes us into a state of “unlikeness.” We are expected to fall in line with adverse ideas and accept them, or else we are labeled haters. Let’s face it; there is much corruption in our world. There are those out there with extremely destructive influence who deliberately manipulate and take down countries like Venezuela, a once rich and prosperous nation but now it is one that evil has destroyed. This is not where America should be lead or influenced to become!
Love your country and take a stand. With truth and love, all good things are possible for America and her patriots. There are many ways for mankind to make a positive difference in our country and the world with the correct knowledge, with faith and hope, with charity, honesty, and love as the foundation. We are taught that the greatest of all these is love. A good place to start is to love those that surround you. I have had much time to ponder while recovering from a stem cell transplant I had back in March of 2015, during which time I was blessed with much love, and I was given the opportunity to become even closer to God. The most important thing to focus on in any life situation is faith in God and to know the love He has for each of us. He wants us to stand up for what is right and to be bold in the face of every conflict. We have the abilities to think for ourselves and to expect justice for all while holding our Constitution as the common ground. We are expected to know right from wrong because God has already told us what is right and what is wrong. If we follow God in all His ways and repent of our sinful ways, He tells us that He will heal our lands and bless us. If we allow Him to direct us, we will correctly discern the times, and we will be on the path that He has blessed for us. We must fight the good fight and persevere.
Too often today we hear of the criminality of our youth, of their drug addictions, their school failures, and their imprisonments. What a shame! You may be thinking that all of that is in the big cities, that it’s not our youth. Let’s just consider Caldwell, Texas, and our youth for a moment. If we checked with teachers and administrators in high school here, what do you think we’d learn concerning our youth in general today? What kind of picture would we get if we asked them about their involvements, their drive, their desire to achieve, their dedication to something greater than themselves? I feel certain that most any youth who really wanted a job after school could find one, and would be helped if he had transportation issues or family problems. True, not every owner of businesses is so generous, but I’m believing the majority are here. But how many young men are willing to work, to achieve in life, to sacrifice? Our youth are our future, and we don’t want them to fail. Far too many youth, and one is too many, have unstable family situations, financial issues,motivational issues. All of this is truly a failure of adults, whether they are the parents or adults in general. In spite of the situations, our youth need to be the achievers, the accomplishers. Their success in life is to live fully, purposefully, as did these four young men of history. Many of you know the names listed in the title of this article. You know some of their accomplishments. The thing you most likely don’t know is what the numbers below their names mean. I’ll tell you. The numbers are the ages of significant accomplishments in their lives. What if the 18 to 21 year old
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young man today, the son, nephew, cousin, or friend, had to list his greatest achievement in life at age 18 to 21? How would he stand up in comparison to the accomplishments of these four? These young men found themselves in the time of the American Revolution, a time of upheaval and confusion, not unlike our time in some respects. In their time, great change would come for the colonies (us) and Great Britain forever. Yet, it was a time of opportunity. Some young men offered to join in the fighting of the British for the rights and freedoms for the colonies. These young men chose in their day to get involved, to give of themselves. And why? because of something they believed in and were willing to sacrifice for. What did young Lafette do? He left his native France at age 19 to serve in the American Revolution. He zealously believed in what the colonies were doing, so he paid his own expenses and fought alongside the colonists, ultimately serving as a general in the Continental Army, learning loyalty and allegiance from George Washington. What great accomplishments at such a young age. Then there was young James Monroe. How did he deal in his world? At age 18, he left William and Mary College to enlist in the Virginia Regiment to fight for his country, and especially his state. He fought for the new nation. However, he later continued his education by studying under then Virginia governor Thomas Jefferson, and later in life one great friend and neighbor of Thomas Jefferson. Nathan Hale, probably the most wellknown young warrior, gave more than all the other young men listed. He gave his all,
his life. Hale, at age 21, responded to General George Washington’s request for a volunteer for an extremely dangerous mission, going behind enemy lines. Hale quickly stepped forward and became one of the first known American spies of the Revolutionary War. After being caught with incriminating papers, Hale was led to the gallows. Legend has it that Hale was asked if he had any last words and that he replied these now famous words, “I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country.” He shows us true courage. How many young males could state those words, and mean them, staring death in the face? Arron Burr, who became our third United States Vice President, too joined in the fight for our country, early on. Burr, entering college at age 13 and graduating summa cum laude at age 16, went on to study to become a lawyer. However, at age 20, he left all his plans to enlist in an endeavor greater than his personal future or fortunes. He left to join the Revolutionary War and fought the enemy, the British. Though his life was later filled with much loss and tragedy, he’d sacrificed and fought valiantly for his countryto-be. Though these young men were of a different era, their actions speak volumes to us from over the centuries. Now, the challenge is for our young men to represent us well. Hopefully, they will not have to join in military offensives here on our soil, but hopefully there will many of them who will live lives of commitment and caring and sacrifice. These virtues make life meaningful and worthwhile.
Chuckles, Giggles & Snickers Man Just Bought A Dead Horse Without Knowing. What He Does Next Is Genius. A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chuck’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Chuck said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.” The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!” Chuck said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?” Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.” The farmer said, “Didn’t any complain?” Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.” Chuck grew up and now works for the government.
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The Salty Mustang Band Edwin H. Cooper, writer of human interest stories and articles, has been published in many Texas magazines and newspapers, and is active in numerous civic and school organizations. His new book, 40 Years at Aggieland, was published in 2013.
The exciting aspect of the ancient athletic rivalries between member schools of the old Southwest Athletic Conference was the inspired devilment the respective student bodies conjured up to harass each other. Many of the pranks conducted were strictly forbidden by college and university regulations in an effort to protect property of the school and the health and safety of the students. Sometimes the regulations prohibiting certain types of pranks seemed, instead, to stimulate such activities. In fact, over the years, the news media reported in great detail some of the more clever stunts which were pulled off, along with accounts of punishments inflicted on the guilty parties. Pranksters were nearly always apprehended. In their freshman year, an unruly group of students in the Aggie Class of 1953 conspired to abduct the official mascot of every other school in the conference. Though clever planning and dogged determination, steers, owls, mustangs, and other assorted mascots were purloined from their own comfort zones and sneaked into the remote parts of the A&M campus. To add insult to injury, the boys reported back to SMU Mustang caretakers that their beloved Peruna was not only captured, but had been placed in a family way by a stray stallion out at the College of Vet Medicine. This, of course, had been an unanticipated develop-
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ment, and apologies were proffered. It turned out to be untrue and simply part of the playful hoax. The mascot-stealing conspiracy backfired when the commandos assigned to kidnap the Baylor Bear succeeded in getting the beast into an old sedan belonging to one of the boys. Enroute to College Station, the bear became unruly, causing bodily harm to some of its captors, ripping out most of the upholstery in the old car, accompanied by the bear’s answering of nature’s call in copious quantities. The boys chained the bear to a fence post and called the Baylor Bear caretakers for help and with an offer to surrender the maddened carnivore. Another group of Aggies, under cover of darkness, planted rye grass in the form of a gigantic Texas A&M in the center of the Memorial Stadium turf in Austin. So when the Aggies played the Longhorns that Thanksgiving, all efforts failed to hide the dreaded bright green message amidst a backdrop of brown turf. This prank may have backfired too, since the Longhourn team appeared to be upset about it all and soundly trounced the Aggies during the game. Then one year the SMU band director called Adams, the Aggie band director, to see if he would allow the SMU band to rehearse its half-time drill on the Aggie band practice field on Saturday morning before the Aggie-Mustang game. It had rained all week in Dallas and the Mustang band had no chance to rehearse. Though the Aggie practice field was sacred ground, to be used only by Aggie bandsmen under normal circumstance, Adams finally relented to one SMU practice session. The SMU boys knew of the sacred ground and of the rare exception which was mad for them. So by skillful planning, the Mustangs filled their pockets with ice cream salt before practice. When they were in their signature SMU formation at the finale, they emptied their pockets where they stood. The grass died a salty death, revealing the SMU trademark when spring came around. Peruna’s unkind treatment in Aggieland was avenged! The field was never treaded upon by enemy forces thereafter. Those spirited pranks, along with the Southwest Conference itself, are part of history now. It’s probably good the pranks have subsided. Just think how it would be if your son or grandson was in the back of an old car escorting the Baylor Bear from Waco to College Station by light of the moon. Or, you yourself, for that matter.
Busy People Get More Done… Or Do They? By Becky Schenk
Think about this…
someone who has figured out how to juggle six balls won’t be concerned by a seventh. It just goes into the queue and cycles around like the rest, right? Now, you might say, “Well, maybe, or maybe it just gets lost in the cycle.” Well, let’s take a look. I’m always surprised at how so many of us these days call ourselves “multi-taskers.” Myself included. But how many of us can say it and show proven results? There is a difference between busy people and productive people. Busy people want to look like they have a mission, whereas, productive people have a mission for their lives. Busy people have many “priorities.” Productive people know they should focus on few priorities before moving onto the new priorities, thus staying busy. The results speak for themselves. Busy people think that getting more things done in their 8 hours at work is the way to go. They fit too many tasks in… only to end up moving most of their tasks to the next day. Did they go home feeling accomplished? Productive people know they only need to accomplish those that are important. They know the difference between urgent and important. That, in and of itself is good multi-tasking. Take a look around your place of work. Are people frustrated, unable to focus and give off a negative aura? Or are there people who look like they have all the time in the world and who are actually enjoying their work? Walking around eating a snack? Go ahead, add one more task to the list. It won’t negate their happy day because they already know where that task fits.
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So, do busy people get more done? Well, that depends. Reliability comes down to keeping your promises. You are as good as your word. Being a person who can be counted on builds trust. And if a person has shown himself worthy of your trust, you’ll want to work with that person again. Trust is the foundation of deep, longlasting relationships, business or not. Yes, busy people do get more done as long as they focus on the most urgent priorities, can show proven results and walk around eating a snack!
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You Can’t Be an
Armchair Quarterback When it Comes to
Your Health
Kristel Leubner, DO Specialty: Family Medicine
Dr. Kristel Leubner grew up in rural Hamshire, Texas, dreaming of becomin,a physician in a community much like her own. She had an unusual childhood, showing curiosity about the body, illness, and how it was connected at a very early age, and that has been the fuel behind her love of what she does. In her eyes, each patient story is a unique puzzle waiting to be put together. After attending the University of Texas, she received her medical degree from the University of North Texas Health Science Center, Texas College of Osteopathic Medicine. Dr. Leubner became a family medicine practitioner because she enjoys caring for patients of all ages. She chose to practice at HealthPoint because she found its principle of providing patient-centered wellness consistent with her own. Dr. Leubner practices medicine with a holistic approach, realizing that mental and physical health are intricately connected.
The Friday night lights are on, and the band is playing that energetic cadence it so often plays. Saturday brings hopeful collegiate fans and alumni together for tailgates full of spirit and the excitement of a night of anticipated NCAA rivalry. On Sunday, NFL armchair quarterbacks gather together hoping that their team will pull it out and make all their Fantasy Football dreams come true. Along with all the ambiance, one can often find himself or herself caught up in the poor health choices that accompany such festivities. Rather than get caught up in the mayhem, consider implementing some tips to avoid gaining back all the pounds that were shed during the active outdoor life of the summer months, before the inert winter months roll in. Accompany those game day celebrations with better choices when it comes to food and alcohol consumption. Hydrate well, ahead of time, with water or other non or low caloric beverages to fill the gut and make you less likely to indulge. Bring a veggie tray to the tailgate. Go for the naked baked
chicken wings. Choose blue corn tortilla chips or baked chip options that are more easily eliminated than traditional fried potato chips. Rather than traditional dips, think of using yogurt-based versions that are lower in fat and higher in protein. Salsas are also healthy side option. Instead of traditional French fries, try baked sweet potato fries. Be certain to watch your portion sizes. Trim off the visible fat of grilled protein options, and do not overindulge on alcoholic beverages that will lower your inhibitions and make you more likely to consume more. If you do choose to partake in adult beverages, light beers have less caloric content than regular beers. Margaritas and mixed drinks often have pre-made mixes that are high in sugar content. As a rule, try to drink a water or other low-calorie beverage after each alcoholic drink. This will avoid shifting your metabolism to process the alcohol instead of burning the calories consumed from food. Take advantage of those pre-game workouts, time-outs, half times, and call reviews. Get up and get active. Toss a football around. Shoot hoops. Jump rope. Get your heart rate up. Bump the kiddos off the electronics and engage them in physical activity. Remember that game days should be a time for families to bond and create new memories, and those cannot be done in front of a screen. If you are mindful of how many extra calories you have consumed with these weekend indulgences, you can better plan the physical exercise that will need to be done during the week to compensate. Remember that by cutting an average of 500 calories per day, either by limiting them in the diet or burning them off with physical activity, you should expect a pound to a pound and a half of weight loss per week. Remember, it is always recommended to discuss your individual health conditions and limitations with your primary care provider in order to find the right plan that suits you. So this season, I encourage you to get out of your armchair and off the sidelines. Make those healthy play calls that will score a touchdown for your overall health and well-being. Then, kick that extra point for your self-satisfaction in a job well done.
Keeping
Strong
by Sam Johnson Former Burleson County Republican Chairman In the struggle between those who believe in rugged individualism and those who believe in politically correct social engineering, Texas is the latest battleground. In rural Texas, the only thing standing between a socialist lead state and a Texas we love and cherish is us!!! We in the Brazos Valley must make our stand. In this age of noise and confusion, one might feel rightly justified to just sit on the sidelines and wait it out at times. Yet sometimes following that path leads one not only down a dead end road; it leads down a path of no return…into an abyss fraught with danger and despair. Rather than try and scare people with words about the dangers of socialism, suggest they do some research and find out the truth by doing the research. Looking up the likes of Lenin, Stalin, Marx and Hitler won’t likely make someone a fan on this system. What can someone do it he/she chooses to make a difference about what is important at this time? As the election year closes in on us, there are specific things to do to amplify the voice of reason within ourselves. First, we must resolve to be courageous and speak up in a firm yet civil manner. Shouting matches rarely resolve differences. In fact, in politics it means someone with an opposite view is now motivated not only to vote against you, but he will call ten friends and convince them to do the same. Know the facts ahead of time. Go to your candidates’ website and read about them. There will be important facts for them and against their opponents. Contact them for volunteer opportunities, if possible. If you do social media, this is one of the most important ways to support a candidate. Your sharing and commenting get their message shared with your friends is a way that is concise and easy to understand. It is sometimes easier for people to do it this way as their friends don’t feel threatened or feel like anyone is preaching to them. Your friends will see everything you do on social media, so be wise.
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Another way you can use to let others know about the best candidate to cast their vote for includes the old standby, the yard signs. These days candidates like for people to buy them for the most part. However, if anyone volunteers or goes to a rally, he/she can usually get them free of charge. There are rules and laws regarding the placement of the signs, so read the small print on the sign. Unless one lives on a busy street, the reach is less effective than other methods. Calling and texting your close friends is an effective way to encourage people to vote. Believe it or not, people do forget and sometimes need to be reminded to vote. Know your friends and don’tcross boundaries. Sometimes people just see things differently. By being courteous and respectful, you might still have a chance later when new facts arise or they have a change of heart. Losing a friend over politics is seldom worth it. In the long run, if you stay friends, you might have a chance for another more successful conversation. Calling senior citizens to make sure they have a ride if needed is important as well. Overall, if one is passionate and uses simple proven techniques, he/she can have the impact of ten or more opponents. Working smarter is the pathway to keep Texas Texas and not California. Together we win, so call your friends and have some fun Keeping Texas Strong.
An Old Coach Said... In Nashville during the first week target? We’ll make it eighteen inches or nineteen inches. We’ll make it of January, 1996, more than 4,000 twenty inches so you have a better chance of hitting it. Pause. baseball coaches descended upon “Coaches…” pause, “… what do we do when our best player shows the Opryland Hotel for the 52nd up late to practice? When our team rules forbid facial hair and a guy shows up unshaven? What if he gets caught drinking? Do we hold him annual ABCA’s convention. While I waited in line to register with the hotel staff, I heard other accountable? Or do we change the rules? Do we widen home plate? more veteran coaches rumbling about the lineup of speakers scheduled The chuckles gradually faded as four thousand coaches grew quiet, the to present during the weekend. One name, in particular, kept resur- fog lifting as the old coach’s message began to unfold. facing, always with the same sentiment — “John Scolinos is here? Oh, He turned the plate toward himself and, using a Sharpie, began to draw something. When he turned it toward the crowd, point up, a house man, worth every penny of my airfare.” Who is John Scolinos, I wondered. No matter; I was just happy to be was revealed, complete with a freshly drawn door and two windows. “This is the problem in our homes today. With our marriages. with our there. In 1996, Coach Scolinos was 78 years old and five years retired from discipline. We don’t teach accountability to our kids, and there is no cona college coaching career that began in 1948. He shuffled to the stage sequence for failing. We widen the plate!” to an impressive standing ovation, wearing dark polyester pants, a light Pause. Then, to the point at the top of the house he added a small blue shirt, and a string around his neck from which home plate hung — American flag. “This is the problem in our schools today. The quality of our education is going downhill fast. Teachers have been stripped of a full-sized, stark-white home plate. the tools they need to be successful, to educate and discipline our young Seriously, I wondered, who is this guy? After speaking for twenty-five minutes, not once mentioning the people. Others are widening home plate! Where is that getting us?” prop hanging around his neck, Coach Scolinos appeared to notice the Silence. He replaced the flag with a Cross. “And this is the problem in snickering among some of the coaches. Even those who knew Coach the Church, where powerful people in positions of authority have taken Scolinos had to wonder exactly where he was going with this, or if he advantage of young children, and swept an atrocity under the rug for years. Our church leaders are widening home plate for themselves! And had simply forgotten about home plate since he’d gotten on stage. Then, finally …“You’re probably all wondering why I’m wearing we allow it.” home plate around my neck,” he said, his voice growing irascible. I “And the same is true with our government. Our so called representalaughed along with the others, acknowledging the possibility. “I may tives make rules for us that don’t apply to themselves. They take bribes be old, but I’m not crazy. The reason I stand before you today is to share from lobbyists and foreign countries. They no longer serve us. And we with you baseball people what I’ve learned in my life, what I’ve learned allow them to widen home plate, and we see our country falling into a dark abyss while we watch.” about home plate in my 78 years.” Several hands went up when Scolinos asked how many Little League I was amazed. At a baseball convention where I expected to learn coaches were in the room. “Do you know how wide home plate is in something about curve balls and bunting and how to run better practices, I had learned something far more valuable. From an old man with Little League?” Someone offered, “Seventeen inches?,” more of a question than an- home plate strung around his neck, I had learned something about life, about myself, about my own weaknesses and about my responsibilities swer. “That’s right,” he said. “How about in Babe Ruth’s day? Any Babe as a leader. I had to hold myself and others accountable to that which I knew to be right, lest our families, our faith, and our society continue Ruth coaches in the house?” Another long pause. down an undesirable path. “Seventeen inches?” a guess from another reluctant coach. “That’s right,” he said. “How many high school coaches in the room?” “If I am lucky,” Coach Scolinos concluded, “you will remember one Hundreds of hands shot up, as the pattern began to appear. “How thing from this old coach today. It is this: if we fail to hold ourselves to a higher standard, a standard of what we know to be right; if we fail to hold wide is home plate in high school baseball?” our spouses and our children to the same standards, if we are unwilling “Seventeen inches,” they said, sounding more confident. “You’re right!” Scolinos barked. “And you college coaches, how wide or unable to provide a consequence when they do not meet the standard; and if our schools & churches & our government fail to hold themselves is home plate in college?” accountable to those they serve, there is but one thing to look forward to “Seventeen inches!” we said, in unison. “Any Minor League coaches here? How wide is home plate in pro …” With that, he held home plate in front of his chest, turned it around, ball?”………… and revealed its dark black backside, “… dark days ahead.” “Seventeen inches!” Coach Scolinos died in 2009 at the age of 91, but not before touching “RIGHT! And in the Major Leagues, how wide is home plate? the lives of hundreds of players and coaches, including mine. H i s “Seventeen inches!” “SEV-EN-TEEN INCHES!” he confirmed, his voice bellowing off message was clear: “Coaches, keep your players—no matter how good the walls. “And what do they do with a Big League pitcher who can’t they are—your own children, your churches, your government, and throw the ball over seventeen inches?” Pause. “They send him to Po- most of all, keep yourself at seventeen inches.” catello !” he hollered, drawing raucous laughter. “What they don’t do is And this my friends is what our country has become and what is this: they don’t say, ‘Ah, that’s okay, Jimmy. You can’t hit a seventeen-inch wrong with it today, and how to fix it. “Don’t widen the plate.” An absolutely great speech. A-MEN!! 66
LOOK AT THE FACTS BETO O’ROURKE Irish - Non Hispanic
TED CRUZ Heritage Cuban - Hispanic
2nd Ammendment/Gun Rights Protect Texas Gun Ownership Limit Texas Gun Ownership Rights and change the 2nd Amendment of the Rights by preserving the 2nd Constitution. Amendment of the Constitution Pro-Choice (Believes a baby in the Abortion Pro-Life (Believes a baby in the womb does not have Human Rights) womb deserves Human Rights) Wants to fund Planned Parenthood Wants to continue to defund with Tax Payer Money. Planned Parenthood and keep Tax Payer Money from paying for it. Voted against the tax reform package Taxes Supported the tax plan. The tax passed into law in 2017. cuts doubled the child tax credit, doubled the standard deduction, exempted most from estate taxes, and reduced the tax rates for all Americans. The cuts also brought the corporate tax rate down from one of the highest at 35% to a globally competitive rate of 21% thereby encouraging American business growth and investment. Wants Universal Healthcare with Tax Payer Money to fund it.
Healthcare
Arrested 3 times - twice for DUI and once for burglary in the 90’s.
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Immigration Legalize the status of millions of illegal immigrants in our country and oppose additional spending on both border personnel and physical barriers.
Led the fight to repeal Obamacare. Has never been arrested. Strongly supports securing the US border and legal immigration.
“Sanctuary” Cities Supports legal immigration. (Cruz’s Supports “sanctuary” cities and counties that refuse to work with father was a legal immigrant to the federal immigration officials thereby US from Cuba) releasing criminal illegal aliens back into Texas communities. Israel Boycotted Netanyahu’s speech in 2015 to Congress, and he was one of only eight House members to vote against funding for Israel’s Iron Dome defense system.
Stands with Israel and supports the nations efforts for peace.
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