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Contents Style

Student ProďŹ les

6 UTSA streetstyle

8 Roadrunner reďŹ&#x201A;ection: Courtney Hunter

10 From me to you: married in college Health 12 Work it out

On the cover

14 The party issue

The party issue 16 Rage without regret 18 Parties never go out of style 31 Party fouls Entertainment 20 Going to the next level

Taste 24 The buzz about Bavarian

21 Sounds of San Antonio: A starter guide

Student Submissions

22 Road trippinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;

26 Poems please.

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UTSA STREETSTYLE: FASHION AROUND CAMPUS

PAISA NO P LUS W E N T ON TH E H U N T A N D ASK E D , W H AT DOES FASH I ON M E A N TO YOU ?

Alexis Rakun Peter Sanchez “I would say my personal style is to look a little disheveled, but not too much.”

Kendra White "Patterns: floral and Indian prints, usually what people don't like, is what I like."

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"People may hate you for being different and not living by society’s standards, but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same."

Jaime McDonald "Business casual."

Anapaola Barrientos "My style is based on the music I listen to.

I have a more chill, indie vibe."

Nicolas Moncayo "Dress to impress but don't give them everything. Grab their attention but leave them wanting more."

Arianna Camps “My style correlates to my business major. You never know who you may bump into or network with, so I try to look professional most of the time.”

Photos and interviews: Jade Cuevas and Alysha Gallagher

Carlos Latapi "I'm really into GQ. My monthly subscription helps me mix and match my clothes."

Alicia Hernandez “Less is more.

The less you accessorize, the more elegant you look.”

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As any incoming college freshman would be, Hunter was excited about her newfound independence. One of the first thoughts she had arriving at UTSA was that she needed to get involved on campus.

“The campus was so diverse and there were so many things that sparked my interest. I definitely wanted to jump in and find out more about the campus,” Hunter says. She found ways to be involved throughout her college career.

She became the president of Volunteer Organization Involving Community Education & Service — commonly known as VOICES — as well as the vice president of the Black Student Union (BSU).

One of the first organizations Hunter saw when she first arrived on campus was VOICES — an organization with twenty one years of service under its belt. It seemed like the perfect fit for her; Hunter could get involved without making a big commitment, try out something new, while getting acclimated. The first project Hunter helped VOICES with was Kaboom Playground, and that was enough to ignite a passion in her.

“I can’t exactly describe the feeling I

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get when I volunteer,” she says. “But I know it’s special.”

Her start with BSU, an organization that acts as a network for students of African American descent and helps them come up with solutions for the problems they face, was somewhat different. During her sophomore year, Hunter attended one of the meetings with a friend. After that Hunter attended the many events that BSU hosted, and the following semester stepped up onto the executive board; she has been pushing for the organization’s cause ever since.

“I truly believe what BSU stands for,” Hunter says, “and feel that this organization has helped shape some of the best student leaders that have walked on UTSA’s campus.”

During her four years at UTSA, Hunter looked up to many student leaders, wanting to follow in their footsteps. However, her success truly came when she began taking steps of her own. Because of this decision, she advises younger students to “leave your legacy behind on campus and to always pay it forward.”

One of the most surprising things Hunter found during her college experience was how much her confidence grew.

College allowed her to “stretch her comfort zone” and learn about herself as she puts it. As any other experience would, it had its pros and cons. But for Hunter, the good ones always outweighed the bad.

Surrounding herself with many student leaders who helped her grow both academically and personally, she was able to make long-lasting friendships and meet outstanding people during her four years as a student.

“I am more outspoken and confident about expressing myself,” she says.

“Here I truly learned that iron sharpens iron.”

Hunter does admit that she is sad to leave UTSA behind. It’s not that she missed out on experiencing certain things, but the fact that maybe she did not get a chance to take advantage of some opportunities. “So much is changing on campus and I feel that right now is the perfect time to be a freshman,” she says.

She thanks everyone (students, faculty and staff) that worked with her and contributed to the person she is today. “I can never fully pay them back,” she says. “The best way for me to come close to paying them back is guiding and helping other people along their journey in life, too.”

Her personal experience at UTSA propels her long-term goal to create a non-profit organization dedicated to encouraging urban youth to pursue college degrees. Hunter looks forward to graduating and pursuing her goals on a larger scale as well as making a positive impact on the larger community. “I personally don’t feel that I would be in college if it wasn’t for the organizations that helped me,” she says.

Words: Anelia Gomez-Cordova

All Photos Courtesy: Courtney Grant

E M M O R F ) TO YOU ( Married in College

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’ll agree getting married as an undergraduate student who is under the age of 25 is not “logical” and, without question, it’s the road less traveled. However, marriage shouldn’t be logical, it should be right.

Marriage should come from a place of love and what instinctually feels right.

The modern trend is to delay marriage until one’s late and early twenties. So when I decided to get married during my senior year of college at the age of 21 — after only a year of dating my husband, while I was renting an apartment and being a full time college student — I received a lot of concerned feedback from those around me.

I was often asked, “Why now?” My husband and my friends thought we were crazy and couldn’t relate to our situation.

Most of our friends — particularly my husband’s male friends — are single and have no immediate desire a commitment.

Older people, especially, questioned our choice and timing. Maybe the questions were due to the stigma of getting married at a young age or while still in college. From the outside looking in, it doesn’t seem like the logical decision.

I let the naysayers think what they wanted, because at the end of the day it was my decision for my own life. I chose to say “yes” to the commitment and begin a journey with the one I love. As with any relationship, there are ups and downs, but I am willing to take risks with the person I love.

I know marriage is not a fairytale — especially as a college student.

My husband and I held our wedding in the middle of the spring semester.

Our honeymoon was over before it even began, the day after our wedding, we returned to our classes.

College makes it difficult to spend the quality time together that most older, more established newlyweds do. We are both full-time students with parttime jobs. We work on weekends and are busy with school during the week, which leaves little time to fully enjoy each other’s company.

The lack of financial stability that comes with being a college student is always an issue — married or not.

Working part-time restaurant jobs leaves us with little extra spending money to partake in extracurricular activities together.

Finances can be a cause of stress for any relationship — especially when money is tight. Before I make any financial decision, even one as simple as buying a new outfit or getting my hair cut, I consult with my husband. Usually, we are financially on the same page, but there are undoubtedly times we might disagree about how much to spend and in which area of our lives.

Even though there might be extra obstacles we face as a married college couple, there are also many perks.

College can be a difficult and stressful time; being married allows me to have a partner to lean on in times of stress and to listen to my problems. It’s like having a therapist to always rely on (without the hefty hourly rate).

Encouragement is also a huge bonus.

My husband helps me stay motivated in school. We both push each other to get good grades by doing homework and studying together.

I wouldn’t have my life any other way.

I did what was right for me. I’m happily married in college, whether or not those around me give their approval.

Words: Brittany Brink Photo: Jade Cuevas

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WORK

We all know the near-impossible balancing act that is college â&#x20AC;&#x201D; class, work, social life, and more.

Sometimes making exercise is the last thing on your mind.

Marla Reyes, UTSA senior and XMFITNESS Herbalife health coach, understands exactly how

Words: Alysha Gallagher

IT OUT.

difficult squeezing in a workout can be. Her trick?

Think outside the box.

Reyes suggests this 20-minute workout which stimulate your mind and body to keep you motivated and energized throughout the semester. It can be done in between classes with or without a gym.

Photos: Jade Cuevas

Warm up â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always good to warm up before any workout,â&#x20AC;? Reyes says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You do not want any injury.â&#x20AC;?

Begin running in place and using intervals of varied intensity for about 5-10 minutes to increase your heart rate while you loosen up your muscles.

3. Water break Hydration is critical. Reyes recommends drinking a gallon of water a day. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It

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flushes out all of your toxins, it helps you feel fuller longer, it helps you lose weight and helps with your complexion as well,â&#x20AC;? she says.

t TFU TFDPOET Start laying down on the floor, resting your weight on your forearms, making your body into a straight line.

When in the plank position, make sure to straighten your back and keep your abs tight for the best results. As

an alternative, you can perform plank position in push-up form â&#x20AC;&#x201D; just make sure your hands are flat on the ground parallel to your shoulders. For the most effective results, keep your abs contracted at all times.

Repeat twice. For a more intense workout, increase your hold for up to one minute.

Squat it up t TFUT PG TRVBUT Start with your feet shoulder-width apart, fully extending your arms in front of you, palms face down.

Then, as if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sitting in a chair, lower into a squat, keeping your back upright.

The lower you squat, the better, but donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t push yourself too far. Also, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re just beginning, it may be better to lean against a wall when doing squats. Squats improve circulation and digestion while also helping to build muscles in the body.

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Push-ups t TFU TFDPOET JOUFSWBM Start in plank position with your arms spread out slightly wider than shoulder-width. Position yourself so that your chest is nearly touching the

floor. Then, push yourself back up into plank position. For beginners, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no shame in doing the pushups on your knees.

Push-ups use your body weight as resistance. If you are a beginner, take it one push-up at a time until you build your endurance.

6. Water break When working out, remember to keep your body constantly hydrated, taking plenty of breaks.

Burpees t TFU PG CVSQFFT A notorious workout that pushes your limits and increase your heart rate, the burpee has a few key steps to success: 1. Start standing up straight with your feet shoulder-width apart.

2. Jump as high as you can. As you jump, extend your arms.

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4. Immediately after touching the floor, spring back into plank position and drop to a push-up.

5. Jump back up and repeat.

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Repeat with the opposite leg.

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You want to make sure you do proper jumping jacks, though.

Jump and spread both your legs and arms as wide and straight as you can each time.

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For a more intense work out, increase to 2w sets of 10 or 4 sets of 12.

11. Cool down Take a few minutes to cool your body down. Lower you heart rate with a slow jog or steady walk. Stretch the muscles that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just used by touching either your toes or knees (depending on your flexibility).

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even oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;clock: the alarm grunts first.

Class at ten; it slaps.

Gut, head, joints, eyes â&#x20AC;&#x201C;everything not yet sober. â&#x20AC;&#x153;No rag-rets,â&#x20AC;? jokes UTSA senior Ashley, a special education major who prefers not to use her last name. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I only have this year left to be crazy and go to parties before getting a career.â&#x20AC;?

The twenty-something-year-old body slumps up, exhausted from the thirsty Thursday night before. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a false reality,â&#x20AC;? says UTSA senior Ramon Medina about his college experience. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Real wild and epic, a lot of parties and new people â&#x20AC;&#x201D; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a world of its own.â&#x20AC;?

Unlike semesters, which can drag and be dull, the party scene moves fast. Gratification, if not instant, can be measured in minutes rather than in semesters. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only Monday afternoon,â&#x20AC;? says junior Christina Wright.

Her hands reverse clenching with mock exasperation. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Already itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been one of those weeks â&#x20AC;&#x201D; know what I mean â&#x20AC;&#x201D; when you literally need a break to do anything besides work and school.â&#x20AC;?

A welcome distraction and release from the weekly grind, attending college parties typically requires significantly less strategic planning, some financial assistance

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and more effort than completing a four-year degree.

But for now, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about the present. Senior Bianca Chapa describes a â&#x20AC;&#x153;typical frat partyâ&#x20AC;?: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Loud music. Drunk A-holes.

Yelling. Upside down keg stands.

A wild slip-n-slide.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;It (crazy partying) is not really my cup of tea,â&#x20AC;? says Chapa, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but I put on a smile, and as school went on I developed a basic group of core friends. My â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;partyingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; now involves either an apartment or downtown bar.â&#x20AC;?

After a handful of revelry, Ramon Medina too lost interest in the rage-face party lifestyle. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They get pretty crazy,â&#x20AC;? Medina comments. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a big drinker, and once that gets out there, people will hound you pretty good.â&#x20AC;?

However, if he had not participated in the party scene, Medina says, he would not have met his good friends.

Friendships often stem from sharing fun experiences and interests; many college friendships begin on campus â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in and outside of the classroom.

Most campus events and student groups market to fulltime traditional college-age students, many of whom live on or near campus. More so, the new group is most likely to have both the

enthusiasm for and financial ability to spend on their college experience. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Every student should be involved with some organization because it improves the experience at UTSA,â&#x20AC;? encourages senior Adam Bishop, a member of the Green Society, one of UTSAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more than 250 registered student organizations. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Green Society has made my college experience more complete, adding a special factor of getting to know people and being involved on campus â&#x20AC;&#x201D; you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get that from just going to school and studying,â&#x20AC;? explains Bishop.

According to the National Center of Education Statistics, the enrollment of traditional college-age students (adults 18 to 24 years old) in universities and colleges has increased nationwide.

As enrollment increases for traditional college-aged students, universities seek to engage their new population of students, many of whom attend classes as fulltime students and live on campus or nearby in off-campus housing.

According to the UTSA office of communications, most UTSA students live within 10 miles of Main Campus.

Within those 10 miles, 10 percent of UTSA students live either on campus or in apartment complexes adjacent to the 1604 campus: approximately five percent live in the universityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s four on-campus housing options; another 5,000 students live in the apartment complexes that cater to and are located near the university.

And for many UTSA students who live farther than a walk, bike or apartment-shuttle ride to campus, the commute is less than 20 minutes.

Nevertheless, and for a myriad of reasons, some UTSA students feel like they do not have the time to participate in the social scene. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I was more into that [partying] my first years of college. I just have so much going on now,â&#x20AC;? says UTSA senior Katelyn Hooper. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My time is divided between school and work. I do most of my socializing on social media.â&#x20AC;?

Hooperâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hectic schedule and consequent balancing act echoes a majority of UTSA studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; schedules. UTSA reports that 70 percent of UTSA students work part and fulltime while attending class.

UTSA senior Kendall Casas proves partying is possible. A full-time student

working two jobs, Casas has honed the craft of balancing work, school and play. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I make sure to treat school like a profession,â&#x20AC;? she says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When I have a free weeknight I tend to use it to get work done or take a moment for myself. Weekends, however, are open for socializing and catching up with friends â&#x20AC;&#x201D; if I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the weekend to recharge mentally, I burn out.â&#x20AC;?

Age, academic pursuits, personal responsibilities, and financial constraints may play a role in a studentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s participation in college festivities. Approximately 70 percent of UTSA students receive some type of financial support.

Students who fall a year or few short of the legal drinking age on the thirst to get â&#x20AC;&#x153;turntâ&#x20AC;? often face a different combination of dangers.

Of course, friendship-forming fun is

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Carpe Diem. Carpe College.

UTSA senior Marissa Cruz observes that for younger college girls, in particular, partygoing â&#x20AC;&#x153;options are more flexible because of their easier access to parties where alcohol distribution isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t being monitored and underage consumption is prevalent.â&#x20AC;?

For example, offers Cruz, â&#x20AC;&#x153;At a fraternity party, girls are allowed in â&#x20AC;&#x201D; no problem â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and basically given free access to the excessive amounts of alcohol, whereas males arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even allowed in if not affiliated with that fraternity.â&#x20AC;?

However vapid, the popular mantras glitter truth â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Nothing lasts forever. Live it up while you can. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re only young once â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that headline many Twitter and Instagram profiles of social butterflies.

Unfortunately, sometimes the glamour clouds reality, ruins opportunity and masks the severity of risks.

Some party-loving minors invest in their social lives by purchasing a fake driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s licenses.

Underage partygoers without â&#x20AC;&#x153;fake IDâ&#x20AC;? tend to curtail their fiestas to apartment and house parties, where unrestricted alcohol access elevates the risk of alcohol poisoning as well as increases the likelihood of drunk driving and unwanted, predatory sexual advances.

If caught, minors with fake IDs risk losing more than a counterfeit party permit. In Texas, having and using an altered driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license as well as carrying more than one driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license is a Class B misdemeanor with a possible punishment of $2,000 in fines and/ or 180 days in jail.

UTSA freshman John A. went to an apartment party once; however, he now prefers another variation of underage jubilee: getting drunk and playing video games with his friends. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have no regrets,â&#x20AC;? John A. says, clarifying â&#x20AC;&#x153;unless I get a STD.â&#x20AC;?

Alcohol, drug and sex-related party fouls are prevalent in the college-age demographic.

Chlamydia. Herpes. Gonorrhea.

Syphilis. Parasitic STIs â&#x20AC;&#x201C; #SomeRegrets.

In some cases, minors are more likely to contract sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) and sexually transmitted infections (STI) to receive MIPs (minor in possession citations).

According to Stanford Universityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sexual Health Research Center, one in five American college students has a sexually transmitted disease, the most common STD being genital herpes.

Often, consequences shrink to afterthoughts after midnight. â&#x20AC;&#x153;As long as I get home safe â&#x20AC;&#x201D; #f**kit,â&#x20AC;? shrugs Bianca Chapa. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I never regret going out,â&#x20AC;? claims UTSA junior Andre Childs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;At the same time I wish I would have focused a lot more on my studies.â&#x20AC;?

A true social experiment, todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s college experience presents what seems like a stale mate between a thrill-seeking #YOLO culture of instant gratification and an age-old career path hinging on discipline, education and the payoff of hard work.

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Photo Courtesy: Myles Hamm

Parties never go out of style E

verybody has probably experienced this: get an invitation to a party, walk into an apartment or house you’ve never been to before.

It’s mysterious. The house, the lighting, the furniture — everything is foreign. Five or six friends and strangers gather around a nice wooden table politely talking, eating pizza, possibly playing Jenga.

As you sit down, you start to wonder, “Why am I falling asleep?” It’s because the party is lame. Everyone there is lame. And now you’re lame by association.

Partying has evolved along with humanity.

Think of all the legendary parties in history: the cavemen discovering fire, the patriots pouring tea at the Boston Tea Party and Andrew Jackson burning down the White House (twice). Let’s bring that excitement to every celebration. Attend every party as if it were the last one on Earth; get loud, get weird, and most of all, have fun. Follow the steps below to throw the ultimate party of this millennium, and don’t forget the chips and dip.

Curate your guest list: The number of people you invite should depend on the location of your party. If you have few friends but a lot of space, consider casting a wider net to gather a large swathe of coworkers and cousins you enjoy hanging out with. Have a small space but a large number of guests? Parties with a lot of people in a tight space can be fun, but do you really want Jim, your Principles of Accounting classmate, to knock over that priceless vase you made in ceramics last semester? It’s okay to shave off a couple of people from the list to fit the needs of your area, as late

Words: Brayden Boren

arrivers and plus-ones often happen. Jim will understand, eventually.

Inviting people: Modern technology has made planning and attending parties easier than ever; yet we are still a generation of flakes. The way you invite someone to your party should make him or her feel welcome, while also adding pressure on them to come. Invitations are a nice, personal way of getting the word out, but snail mail is the worst — nobody wants an invitation to be associated with his or her electricity bill.

Facebook events offer an easy way to invite a large number of people to an upcoming gathering, but the downside of Facebook is that word can spread like wildfire and make your casual get-together the next “Project X.” And don’t forget how annoying group messaging is; no one needs or wants his or her phone going off eight times a minute.

A personal text message to each individual person you want to invite will make him or her feel more inclined to show up. This can be time-consuming, which is why you’re going to do it a few weeks in advance. Lastminute invitations are the worst.

Setup the space: The surroundings will be the first thing people sees when they enter your place. Make it worth staying while also thinking of max comfort for everyone that comes. Food and drinks should be on a bar or table opposite of the entrance to prevent blockage. Dim the lights if possible or use lamps, strobe lights or spotlights to make an intimate but welcome setting. Benches, couches, coffee tables and coolers have something in common at a party: they are all potential seating for your guests. Remember to put all the expensive or delicate items and

furniture in a garage, closet or drawer. You paid a lot for that glass IKEA table, so why risk having someone reenact the final Crane Kick from “The Karate Kid” on it? The same goes for jewelry or art. Stolen belongings are a big party pooper.

The party playlist: There is no party without music, as it sets the mood for the rest of the night. In other words, it’s the most important thing you will be in control of all night. The transition from a Waka Flocka Flame to a Wilco song can make the raddest party turn into a funeral in seconds. Your playlist is yours to control, but be aware that your guests came to have a good time — not to hear your Brian Eno mega-mix.

Keep it current but open to throwbacks.

I’ve seen just as many people hit the dance floor to Led Zeppelin as they have to the newest Justin Timberlake track. Also, play Ginuwine’s “Pony,” because it’s always a hit.

Be the party: Having fun is contagious — especially when it’s authentic. It’s the best feeling in the world when people feed off of your positive vibe. People won’t be able to resist staying if everyone is having a good time. Mingle as much as possible, but also trust that wallflowers will find others of their own species. Introduce your college friends to old high school acquaintances or your cousin to your best friend. Save the small clean-ups for the morning; party-goers can smell your stress when you try to tidy the living room during an intense game of beer pong. Just remember to trust your party throwing skills — dance, drink and be merry. Others will naturally follow.

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inutes away from their show, the members of Hydra Melody mingle with guests, drinking and making small talk. The band members are seasoned veterans when it comes to performing in their hometown, with sign of nerves.

Hailing from the streets of San Antonio’s music scene, Hydra Melody is making more than amazing music across Texas — they’re making waves.

With a 2011 self-titled EP and a tour with Third Eye Blind under their belts, the band is ready for the spotlight. En route to further thieir dream, the band traveled to Nashville, Tennessee to record the upcoming album, “Nocturna.”

True to their name, Hydra Melody’s music can be described with one word: range. Within the realm of one song, the band can take you on an alternative indie rock roller coaster.

Roaring with guitar riffs and drums can easily be slowed down to the lull of a bass guitar. You might hear bongos or piano now and then just to mix it up — a favorite of the band.

The mixture of different melodies paired with lead vocalist Jordan Berlanga’s raw voice gives the idea that Hydra Melody has something more to offer.

With so many different aspects in one band,

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it feels like it shouldn’t work, but the sounds all come together. Intrigued, you keep listening.

“When we started jamming back in high school, there was a lot of craziness going on.

We were still learning how to be a band and play our instruments together,” Berlanga says.

“So a lot of our music was just wild, and it was seven different melodies stacked on top of each other to make one, so ‘Hydra Melody’ just made a lot of sense at the time.”

Trying to find the right recipe for success, Hydra Melody has been a game of trial-anderror since high school After a few changes in lineup, the band has evolved into the powerhouse it is today. Band members Jordan Berlanga (vocals/guitar/keys), Matt Gomez (drums), Manny Prince (percussion/congas/keys), Jason Harari (bass/vocals) and Taylor Ferguson (lead guitar/keys) have now been together for more than three years.

“We’ve kind of found a really unique lineup that we’re sticking with, and it’s been good since day one,” Gomez says.

With songs like “All to Yourself,” belting ultimatums like “You think that everything moves you / but I know that I can’t carry you anymore than you can carry yourself,” personal words hit home and make you ponder your own experiences whilst listening to Hydra Melody.

Gathering inspiration from real-life experiences is what the band does best and they feed off one another in the song writing process.

“We made the rule for ourselves — especially on this record (Nocturna) — that whatever the lyrical content is, it’s very honest and true to whatever we’ve been through,” Harari says.

“So everyone was able to put in parts that they identified with. I think the message is just conveying whatever point we were at in our lives (at the time of recording).”

Following their success and 2015 summer tour, Hydra Melody stays ambitious, explaining that they are still far from what they wish to accomplish.

Their experience in Nashville, while eyeopening and filled with good experiences, drives the band to do more. “I think setting the bar for ourselves the way we did in Nashville and being around all those different types of musical people steps your game up,” Prince says.

“It’d be a dream come true if we could all do nothing but this for the rest of our lives,” Gomez says. “But I think that the goal is to reach as many people as we can, for as long as we possibly can.”

Words: Jade Cuevas

Photo: Marcus Connolly

Sounds of San Antonio: A starter guide Photo Courtesy: Invision Love

Photo Courtesy: Hard Luck Rebels

Invision Love Genre: Indie Pop Invision Love is comprised of seven members who play a variety of instruments beyond the common guitar and drums. You can find ukuleles and different brass instruments, such as the euphonium, to create a fantastic mixture of sounds. Both their self-titled EP and newly released, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Loopholeâ&#x20AC;? have a good mix of upbeat and mellow songs. If lyrics donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t tend to distract you, Invision Love can make for good background music as you study. And if they do, then listening to them as you walk to class, enjoy lunch, or at your next kickback is a great option.

For more information on Invision Love, you can visit their Facebook page. To listen to their music, visit www.reverbnation.com/invisionlove.

Photo Courtesy: Jonathan Moody

Jonathan Moody Genre: Country When you think of country music, you should think of Jonathan Moody. Bringing a variety of instruments into his songs, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re suddenly amazed at how well the violin, drums and guitar all blend together to complement his voice. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sure to find some mention of Texas, whether it be driving EPXO *) UVCJOH JO B SJWFS XJUI HSFBU GSJFOET or driving to the coast to cast your worries away.

Jonathan Moodyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s upbeat songs will surely get your feet tapping along to the beat and your body moving in ways you never thought possible. To hear his music or find show dates, visit www. jonathanmoodyband.com. His music is also available on Spotify, Reverbnation and YouTube.

The San Antonio music scene has a lot to offer.

Not sure where to start?

Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a starting point.

Photo Courtesy: Last Nighters

Last Nighters Genre: Indie/Alternative Last Nighters isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t afraid of instruments, mixing drums and guitar with electronics is their signature style.

The vocals resemble The Strokes and The Killers: a sultry voice that bravely attempts new styles in each song. Expect a mix of indie, pop and whatever else the band is feeling when they join together to produce their music. Hailing from San Antonio, the band surprises you with how cohesive the instruments and vocals work together, considering they just released their debut album, Animal Room. To purchase their album or read more about the band, visit www. lastnighters.com.

Words: Anelia Gomez-Cordova and Kate Kramer Photo: Marcus Connolly

Hard Luck Rebels Genre: Psychobilly Hard Luck Rebels is a band for punkrock lovers. The three-man band features amazing guitar solos that accompany a great drum tempo and are completed by bass you can feel in your bones. Their digital album â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lone Star, Black Jeans & A Cigaretteâ&#x20AC;? gives listeners a good dose of what these guys are capable of. Hard Luck Rebels will have you nodding your head to the rhythm of songs like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Skin & Bones.â&#x20AC;? Their music might not be for everyone, but if you happen to like them, they make for fantastic pump up listening.

For more Hard Luck Rebels, make sure to listen to our podcast in Behind the Beat at www.paisanoonline.com and check out their Facebook page.

To give their music a listen, visit their webpage at http://hardluckrebels.bandcamp.com/releases.

Photo Courtesy: Matt Adler

Matt Adler Genre: Indie Rock Unlike many artists today, Matt Adler makes his voice the main focus of his songs, with the instrumentals complementing his vocals. What can be described as music you want to listen to on a peaceful night is also music you want to listen to get you pumped up. This Indie singer/songwriter knows how to write songs. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be singing his lyrics all day, with instrumentals that will be stuck in your head for weeks. Pulling influences from British pop, classical and acoustic artists, Matt Adler melts a combination of sounds into his music without straying from the Indie rock genre.

If you want to check out his music visit www. mattadlermusic.com and check his artistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s page on Spotify.

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Road Trippin’

oad trips. The grand American tradition of driving, navigating, exploring and adventure — it all adds up to a good time.

Sometimes deciding where to go can be a hassle. In college, you don’t want to waste too much time in the car for road trips. The good news is that San Antonio is a reasonable driving distance from some amazing places.

The affordability of road trips may deceive you. After figuring out gas, food and extra spending money, your funds may be exhausted once you reach your destination.

This guide includes places to save or splurge your money during your road trip. Whichever option you choose, you’re guaranteed to have fun.

Fredericksburg, Texas An hour and a half drive at most, Fredericksburg is full of charm — oozing with it in fact. Any season, at any time, it’s a perfect fix.

places on Main Street, visit http://www. fredericksburgtexas-online.com/.

Save: Enchanted Rock For the small fee of $7, hike up to one of the most famous views in Texas. At first glance, Enchanted Rock may not seem like much to get excited about, but the 12,000+ year old rock — or granite, really — is so much more.

Taking the hike early in the morning is great for seeing the sunrise, but the best way to appreciate it is at night.

Take the hike during the afternoon, before sunset, and don’t forget a backpack filled with food, drinks and a blanket. After sunset, stick around for the galaxy of stars that slowly appear as night approaches — you won’t be sorry.

If you don’t want to pick a hike, rent some camping gear from the Rec, and enjoy Enchanted Rock’s campsites. For additional information visit http://tpwd.texas.gov/stateparks/enchanted-rock

New Braunfels, Texas Splurge: Main Street Main Street is the definition of classic, small town life. With a group of friends, family or your love, you can stroll up and down Main Street. During the day, it’s bustling with people who in and out of its many shops and restaurants.

With stores that specialize in antiques, trendy clothing fossils and other earthy treasures, there’s something for everyone.

Don’t forget about the art galleries, wine tasting centers and candy shops Main Street has to offer.

If you prefer less hustle and bustle, take a quite stroll at night. The lights and windowshopping will make you feel like you’re in a movie. Whichever choice you make, Main Street will leave you mystified. For a full list of stores and restaurants and other

A painless 40-minute drive from San Antonio, you’ll want to make sure you pack your swimsuit when visiting New Braunfels.

your tubes and camping gear and head on over to the Guadalupe. Whether you stay for the day or for the weekend — time will fly. With canoeing, tubing, rafting, kayaking and more, you get a great workout (and tan) all while having a blast. Some of your best memories can be made here (just remember no littering). For more information on the Guadalupe River go to http://guadaluperiver. com/.

Boerne, Texas (Surrounding area) A short 25-minute drive from UTSA’s Main Campus, the Boerne area is one of the easiset road trips you’ll ever take.

Splurge: Stricker Trail Rides Looking to trade 1604 traffic for an authentic Texas experience? A short 10 miles east of Boerne you’ll find Stricker Trail Rides, a place where you can take a horseback ride.

It’s a great way to experience the Texas Hill Country — regardless of whether you’ve ridden a horse or not.

An hour of horseback riding is $45 per person. For more information visit strickertrailrides.com

Save: Cave Without a Name Splurge: Schlitterbahn Schlitterbahn is one of the most popular waterparks in Texas and the largest in the country. It’s an obvious attraction that every Texan should experience at least once in their life. With a mass of water rides, water playgrounds, hot tubs and pools, it’s safe to say there is something for everyone. It’s a crowd pleaser, you can’t go wrong. So go ahead and take the splurge. For all pricing information go to http://www.schlitterbahn.com/

The Cave Without a Name is a natural cavern located about 10 miles northeast of Boerne. The national landmark features crazy rock formations like stalagmites, soda straws and more. Though it may just sound like a cave with a bunch of boring rocks, the designs in the cavern are exquisitely detailed and utterly beautiful. It’s also a great escape from the blazing heat, since temperatures inside the cavern average about 66 degrees year-round.

For more information visit cavewithoutaname.com

Save: Guadalupe River Amusement parks not your style? Save the fuss and go to the Guadalupe River. Grab

Words: Zahra Hussain Photo: Marcus Connolly

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The buzz about Bavarian I Paisano Plus rating: +++,,

f you think San Antonio is known only for its Tex-Mex food, think again. Located on the outskirts of the Alamo City at 5512 FM 78 Kirby, Bavarian Restaurant is one of the more hidden and interesting diners San Antonio has to offer.

Opposite of an old, run-down railroad track, the location may cause some to doubt that it offers some of the most authentic German food.

Upon first glance, it resembles someone’s home — the homey feeling resonates throughout the dinning experience. The main dining area is no bigger than a large living room. Lace curtains hang on every window and stains cover the inset wall that separates the servers’

area from the guests. One can’t help but imagine that they’re eating at a friendly, elderly neighbor’s house.

Due to the restaurant’s tiny size and large popularity, customers shouldn’t expect to be seated promptly upon arrival, unless they plan ahead and arrive just as the establishment opens for lunch or begins serving dinner.

Upon finally being seated, one will find a table draped with a white linen tablecloth and faux flowers. It may be hard to pinpoint just when you will see your server again after they take your order and bring you mediocre bread rolls. Although the servers are all familiar with authentic German dishes, on certain days, there may be only three servers at a time to manage the packed dinner floor.

The menu at Bavarian Restaurant has a distinct

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German influence with options such as spätzle — a type of egg noodle or dumpling. Owner and Head Chef Horst Schoninger is known for visiting guests and sharing life stories during dinner hours, which adds to the welcoming feel of the restaurant. Schoninger brings other cultural tastes to the menu with his curry bratwurst and a salami sandwich.

The menu is divided into halves: the first featuring schnitzel with different toppings and the second features bratwurst and sandwiches. The schnitzel is so full of flavor that it makes you forget the main aspect of the dish is simply fried pork. However, the bratwurst and the sandwiches leave much to be desired.

The side dishes evoke mixed feelings.

The oven-fried potatoes have a homecooked taste, similar to the red cabbage.

But pairing the potatoes with almost every plate appears over-reaching for a German-feel on behalf of the restaurant.

The spätzle is on the dry side unless paired with the delicious mushroombased gravy.

The dessert selection also has fault. The traditional house specialty, Bavarian crème cakes, is popular on the dessert menu, while the other offers of cheesecake, apple strudel and carrot cake are lackluster. While tasty options, they are nothing compared to the crème cakes.

As the cakes variety, the selection of beer and wine (both imported and domestic) also depends on what the restaurant has on hand at the moment.

The menu prices of Bavarian Restaurant may leave you with empty pockets if you do not plan on splitting the bill. Portions are large enough to need a to-go box, to get your money’s worth. Entrees range from $7.50 to $10.95; Bratwurst from $6.95 to $7.25; and sandwiches from $6.25 to $7.25.

For those on a tighter budget, bring somebody to share any of the specialty topped schnitzels and a side for $8.95 and a slice of cake for $2.95.

If you are in the mood to try something authentic, Bavarian Restaurant offers a cuisine that is sure to be an experience.

Don’t be fooled by the plain exterior and simple means — Bavarian Restaurant brings home-cooked German food to the greater San Antonio area.

Bavarian Restaurant is open from 11 a.m.-2 p.m Tuesday-Saturday and from 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Wednesday-Saturday.

Words: Rebecca Conejo Photos: Marcus Connolly

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Poems please.

Poetry. You may love it, you may hate it — you may love to hate it. UTSA [\]LMV\[ [M\ I[QLM \PMQZ LQЄMZMVKM[ IVL sent Paisano Plus their original work:

To the Woman at the Bus Stop *a 8I\ZQKS 5IZ\QVMb I can see it in your face.

Cracks laced with troubles and years of struggle.

With eyes full of regret, her ducts are of sorrow.

From years of facial facets, crickets will forever interrupt the silence of others.

Number 66 arrives, she doesn’t budge.

Her arms and legs intersect like the telephone lines in her mind, trying to get a decent signal from the many horrid receptions from her life.

Faces of sympathy but thoughts of empathy surround her because the barrio knows of the sun that hasn’t

peeked from the eclipse.

Her children of three dangle from her shoulders weighing her down as if she isn’t already bearing the burdens of the world.

Finally, number 524 positions itself among the bodies.

With aging bones, she elegantly and forcefully stumbles on the 524.

With one foot in, she glances at me.

I look at her.

With a painful smile, she winces as she climbs the steps, while I continue waiting at my stop with a prompt in mind…

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His eyes catch mine Steady gaze Starving lips

His half grin Alarmingly disarming Aligned teeth

Mother, sister, wife, in-laws, all at our sides Placid familiarity Pleased smiles

I look at him Warning glare Wandering resolve

My eyes on my plate Shaking hands Shifting weight

His concealed laugh Horribly mocking Hopelessly endearing

Mother is watching Surveying eyes Subtle judgment

My sister giggles Completely oblivious Compliantly enabling

She looks away.

We are safe.

I take my plate and walk Unsteady footsteps

Unquiet veins He follows me Exasperatingly assured Exquisitely composed In the kitchen, his breath on my neck Seductive warmth Selfishly desiring I turn and kiss him Pulsing desire Purloined love No one suspects a thing.

After all, He is ten years older than me

The Armor *a ,IVQMT ;KP_MZ\VMZ My blade heckles in the wind like a mad dog as it sears through flesh, Separating spine from head.

“His armor didn’t do him justice.”

Another poor soul that has fallen victim to anothers direction, and my armor.

Blessed by the Gods is my armor, that holds the gleaming bronze to my strong, yet Fragile exterior.

A cold shell that turns my heart into winter With my armor I chase the legend of Achilles, my cousin, in battle.

Aspiring to brixng glory to our name.

Thirty. The poor souls, I can taste their screams Forty. I can smell their fear and hear their shakes.

Fifty. Don’t cry, it won’t be much longer.

Sixty. My toes are cold with the hot blood soaking the earth.

Though they have fallen, they have fallen for the greater cause.

Helen will be returned and I will show my cousin whose best.

Seventy, Eighty. My bronze still gleams in between the blood stains of fallen comrades.

Ninety. I have surpassed the record, but not by my hand. This is for us.

Zeus himself might grant me admission into Celestial ranks for besting the greatest?...

Wait?!.... What’s this?

One of the many pawns must have got a lucky shot in?

I have achieved a new record but at great cost, my burning bronze has failed.

I’m hemorrhaging! My vision is getting blurry and I’m feeling shortness of breath. I’m starting to choke on my own blood.

My shell was a furnace fueled by com-

mands, now it is freezing.

A just feeling for the blind orders taken. I can’t stand and I fall to my knees, as if I’m to beg for my life amongst the many I’ve taken.

I didn’t sleep on a bed of gold, but I never ran short of pride.

My vision is starting to turn over to the dark abyss, Hades.

I have done nothing but take and have nothing to show for it But, this empty cold shell!

How many hallways stolen of slaughter?

This wasn’t our battle. This wasn’t our fight.

Was her beauty worth it?

Helen — from Trojan war. Paris kidnaps her and sparks the Trojan war.

<W \PM 5IV \PI\ 6M^MZ ;PW]TL 0I^M 4W^ML" *a <MQI 0MZZMZI I loved you purely. I loved you honestly.

Accepting all that you were and never expecting more.

I loved you until the pipes burst and the space you occupied in my heart became flooded with anguish and nostalgia and I could no longer keep myself afloat.

I was no longer in love with the man who stood before me.

I was in love with the past, the fond memories of us intertwined and

longing for more.

The man I loved was gone.

He ran off with my heart in his pocket and forgot to get it out before he threw his clothes in the washer. If that makes any sense.

But that didn’t stop me from loving you.

I loved you until I couldn’t take anymore.

Every fight was a loosing battle and you always took home the title.

But I came back, ready to win you over each time.

You were a better fight than I was…and it showed.

You easily fought off your love for me while I was pushed against the ropes of our relationship just trying to land one blow to show you that I was good enough.

Because I was. And you knew it.

Stay *a 8MIKP Secrets spill quickly A torrent of confessions That not even your cold indifference can freeze I’d never ask for forever No, I wouldn’t dare But maybe a few minutes more Until the light fades out

Cause it always fades out And you fade, A little more everyday Until I’m left dancing solo with my own shadow To a song that says it all When I can only speak silence

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G A R

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N O E Continued from page 17 No doubt, epic partying and consistent risky behaviors usually translate to unhealthy habits and poor choices (academic, personal and professional) that, in turn, may hinder an individual’s job prospects and performance. However, in choosing to be social, participating in a college party culture, do students waive opportunity and success for frivolity and fun?

No. In fact, partying — in small doses — may be just what academic and career advisers should order.

“College is often, and rightly so, associated with partying, raging and ‘turning up,’ but it is also a reflection of a societal demand placed on people once they reach the real world,” says alumnus Michael Shelton, class of 2014.

“College is like an inauguration,” remarks Shelton. “A time when the party culture is a celebration of newly formed connections, your network, waiting to help you succeed after leaving the campus behind.”

The trend and preference of employers for new hires with strong social networking skills as well as technical knowledge negates a perception of party culture as a comprehensive evil.

Just as internships that provide a channel to network with business leaders, parties and other college social gatherings also facilitate meetings with potential coworkers, business leaders and mentors.

Rather than viewing partying as the big-bad-wolf of GPAs, Andre Childs views partying as an “entrepreneurial opportunity.”

“College parties are good a place to get together, network, share

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ideas and get to know your fellow students,” he says.

Regardless of how relationships begin, the socio-academic culture of college diverges where friendships often solidify — after hours. Today’s college experience, and the culture and subcultures that stem and sustain it, encourage students not only to find temporary niches, but also to grow lasting networks.

More so, the celebratory, social aspect of college may be a method of propelling an undergraduate degree.

“I value my time to myself, and somehow I feel punished for it,” Shelton says about his college experience translated to his postgraduate career.

“I mistakenly interpreted the social and celebratory aspects of college culture as a foolish distraction. I valued my solitude but failed to see that party culture is also a place where the exchanging of ideas, connections and networking help you to solidify your own beliefs and personal identity.”

“Rather than building a list of contacts, friends and experiences that could have helped me build a career, I hovered on a wall,” Shelton reflects. “Without these contacts, I’m realizing just how much the culture of college relies on social experiences to help you navigate the real world.”

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s l u o F y t Par Sometimes we party a little too hard. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve all committed at least one â&#x20AC;&#x201D; or more â&#x20AC;&#x201D; of these party fouls. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s okay, just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make it a habit.

1. Drunk calling/texting. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve all dreaded checking our phone the next morning.

2. Throwing up in front of people. This one never gets less embarrassing, sorry! .JYJOH MJRVPST #SPXO BOE clear liquids should never mix.

4. Taking the pressure shot. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let the people chanting your name convince you. You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to do it.

5. Complaining about leaving.

If your friends are having fun.

You arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t in the mood, but you shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have gone. Let your friends have fun!

6. Spilling alcohol. Didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t your parents teach you not to waste?

7. Playing the wrong music. Yes, as hard as it may be for some of you to believe, while â&#x20AC;&#x153;Shake it Off â&#x20AC;? by Taylor Swift is catchy, but it is not what we want to hear at a party.

8. Trying hard to look cool. You can party without drinking. But if you are going to drink, do it because you want to, not to impress people.

9. Wearing the wrong outfit.

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14. Thinking that everyone is your best friend. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t invite random party-goers to your place for an after-party, you just met them.

15. Waking up with an epic hangover. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve all been there.

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worry, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be fine.

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