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ave you ever welcomed a guest by saying “welcome to our home?” It’s very pleasant when we are in control of what and who enters our home. What about when there is an intrusion into our home? This actually happens all the time and we may not even consider it. An intrusion can be unwelcomed people, movies, commercials, music or even pop-ups on our computer screen. Most of these may even have an influence on our children. They are being impressed by the latest pop star, eye-catching media, or the lives of people through the lens of social media. However, the biggest impression on our children will be when they see us denouncing what is not good, and taking action to avoid it. Recently I heard my sweet little girl singing a very catchy tune; she blissfully bobbed to the beat of an outrageously evil song about teenagers fantasizing about killing their enemies. I asked her why she was singing that song and she replied “because it’s got a catchy tune and I like it.” I continued to ask her what it was about and she said,”I’m not sure, but I like it”. Well, I had to explain to
her what the song was about and why she should not listen to it; and that sometimes very bad things can appear nice. Scary to think of such innocence being intruded upon by pop-culture. Every day the attacks on our children’s innocence should force us to pray without ceasing for their protection. We can’t always be with them to capture those teaching moments. However, when the opportunity presents itself we need to act right away with authority, reasoning, fairness, and love. An authoritative parent will explain the reasons behind a demand, they will encourage a give and take, set standards and actually enforce them. Our children are adults-in-themaking. What kind of character do we want them to possess as grown men and women? Will they be generous and responsible adults? Will they make loving husbands and wives, and capable mothers and fathers? Our approach to parenting will very likely affect these outcomes! As parents we have to stay strong. Our children deserve it! SP
Mary Ellen
Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it. Proverbs 4:23
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A WELL FED TODDLER! According to the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, most children aged 2 to 3 need approximately 1,000 kcal per day. It’s helpful to meet your child’s needs by distributing the calories from each food group daily. See a typical day’s intake online at www.suburbanparent.com.
the teddy bear
Ever wonder how the teddy bear got its name? Well, he was named after President Theodore (aka Teddy) Roosevelt. An avid hunter; on one hunting trip in November 1902, President Theodore refused to shoot a bear that trackers had caught and tied to a tree, saying it was unsportsmanlike. The news spread and it became the topic of a political cartoon in the Washington Post. The drawing inspired a Toy Store owner! In February 1903, this toy store owner put a stuffed bear his wife had made in the toy shop’s window and labeled it “Teddy’s Bear” (after asking permission from the president to use his name first). The toys were a hit and still are to this day.
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You probably already know that childhood obesity has reached a record high in our country. But do you know preventing it starts during the infant stages? Be a good role model for your baby – they are watching you! When your child is in the transition stage of infancy to toddler, make sure you are on board as a good role model with your eating habits and relationship with food. The foods you are eating and offering to your child will shape their eating habits for a very long time. Don’t let your child be one of the 20% of children who are overweight or obese by the age of 5 years!
Just one teaspoon of this flavorful herb contains more antioxidant power than 1/2 cup of lycopene-packed tomatoes! An extremely versatile herb; rosemary works well with lots of savory dishes. It can be used in a marinade or rubbed directly on beef, chicken, lamb, and pork. Of course it’s a star ingredient in a flavorful herb bread, or used as a dip when paired with olive oil, garlic and fresh ground pepper and sea salt!
Dining for Dinner! Is it difficult to keep everyone at your dinner table? Take advantage of the local restaurants in your area as the perfect opportunity to gather around the table together. Conversations during the meal provide opportunities for the family to bond, plan, connect, and learn from one another. It’s a chance to share information and news of the day, as well as give extra attention to your children and teens. It’s also a great way to display appropriate table manners, meal etiquette and social skills. Keep the mood light, relaxed, and loving. Looking for a neighborhood eatery? We have you covered! Check out our new Restaurant Special Section, “Food Finds”, on page 15. Bon Appetite!
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mos. Would it be possible to have Lasik eye surgery or do I have to wait until after my baby is born.
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est in running track. She would like to run more often over the summer. How can I make sure she is ready nutritionally for a running schedule? Runners who average more than 20 miles a week (typically middle and high school age) may need to eat more to maintain their growth and development. Tips: No milk products within three to four hours of running, no carbonated or caffeinated drinks before a run or workout, all sports drinks should be diluted by at least half (with water) and eat meals at least two hours before running. Hydration is also very important. We have to be cautious of heat illness and dehydration as [kids’] surface-area-to-volume ratio is less than adults, and they are not as good at regulating their own temperature.
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this past year (2.5 years old) but seems to have difficulty with tr and s sounds. Should I be investigating speech issues this early? At 2.5, it would be recommended to keep “playing” with sounds, increase sentence length, vocabulary and basic concept usage. Until age 3, most children make articulation errors. Seek a professional opinion if these errors persist after age 3 or when the child is showing signs of frustration when trying to communicate.
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MY SON HAS BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HEADACHES RECENTLY. I HEARD FOOD SENSITIVITIES COULD PLAY A PART. HOW WOULD I KNOW?
Headaches can have a variety of triggers. Some of the more common triggers include dehydration, nutrient deficiencies, hypoglycemia, stress and food sensitivities. If the headaches began recently, the first question I would ask is “What has changed?” School finals (stress), seasonal changes (allergies), warmer temperatures (dehydration), and dietary changes caused by switching from cafeteria to home prepared lunches would be some of the changes I would explore. A basic place to start would be to keep a food and lifestyle journal for a few weeks. Include activities, foods and beverages consumed and headaches in chronological order to make it easier to establish a pattern. If the food and lifestyle journal doesn’t provide answers, food sensitivity testing (blood work) can identify elusive triggers. Certified LEAP Therapists (CLT) are registered dietitians/nutritionists that have received specialized training in food sensitivities. To find a CLT near you, search the internet for a Certified LEAP Therapist + your city or zip code.
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welove Crazy over Cupcake Liners! Sipping your favorite beverage by the pool or on the patio is so nice this time of year. Until a bug gets in your drink! Keep bugs out of your drinks this summer with this tip. Just poke a hole in a cupcake or muffin liner, insert a straw and put on top of your glass. You can also use different colors or designs to determine adult vs. child drinks. Enjoy! SEE MORE CUPCAKE LINER IDEAS ... www.pinterest.com/suburbanparent
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Pillow Talk! Here’s a site where you can have your child’s artwork turned into a plush pillow — very cool!! www.childsown.com
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Stack the States is an educational app that’s actually tons of fun. Quizzes and games help you learn about state capitals, shapes, flags, locations and more as you carefully build a stack of states that reach the checkered line. You can create up to six player profiles and track your progress on a personalized map. Would be great for a long road trip or to get ready for school. Educational, yet still so much fun! Ages 7 and up. iTunes. $1.99
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BY WINCY POVETO-TOMECKO, M.D.
Summertime!
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heckups are a very important part of your child’s healthy development. This is the time to review growth and development and look for potential problems early, before they have a chance to become more serious. Because infancy is a time of rapid growth and development, babies need to come for frequent checkups – 3 to 5 days, 2 weeks, 1 month, 2 months, 4 months, 6 months, 9 months and 12 months. Make sure you like your pediatrician before your baby comes because you will be making lots of visits to the office! For the second year of life, the frequency of checkups decreases – 15 months, 18 months and 2 years. There may be a checkup at 30 months if there are questions about growth and development, but usually after 2 years we start annual checkups. Your child should be seen once a year throughout the school years. Many parents choose to schedule these visits during the summer so no school is missed, so call your pediatrician early because back-to-school checkup slots can fill up quickly. Checkups are also the time to address the concerns that may have arisen since your last visit. For the babies, your pediatrician will not only track growth and screen for developmental milestones in a variety of areas (e.g. social, language, gross motor and fine motor), but also provide guidance about expected development in the coming months and advise you on safety issues for various ages to keep your baby safe. Your pediatrician has probably set aside extra time for the checkup visit, so this is the time to discuss your questions about feeding and nutrition, sleep patterns, social interactions and, for the older children, academic and attention problems at school. Last, but definitely not least – checkups are the visit during which vaccines are given. Questions about vaccines are some of the most
frequently asked questions pediatricians receive: Why do we need so many? Does anybody really get these diseases anymore? Isn’t it dangerous to give so many vaccines to babies or to give so many vaccines at one time? Isn’t it better for the baby’s immune system if they fight off these diseases for themselves? Do vaccines cause autism? These questions are discussed by friends and family members and are also frequently seen on the internet. It is not surprising that new parents are frightened by these questions, but vaccine safety has been well studied and well documented. The truth is – vaccines save lives. We have been successful in reducing the number cases of many of these diseases because we have been vaccinating. But, we need to remember that the reason we vaccinate for these particular diseases is because they are dangerous, and even deadly. Vaccines reduce the risk of infection by working with the body’s natural defenses. They actually strengthen your child’s immune system by causing him or her to develop antibodies which remain ready to fight off these diseases if he or she is exposed to them. The claim that MMR vaccine has been linked to development of autism has been the subject of numerous extensive (and expensive) studies and there has been absolutely no correlation found. Also, the current vaccine schedules (including multiple vaccines for 2, 4 and 6 month infants) has not only been proven to be safe for the infants but also provides better immune response than alternative schedules. Additional vaccines are given at 12, 15 and 18 months and a set of boosters are given at 4 years. At 11 to
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12 years, children are given the TdaP vaccine for Tetanus, Diphtheria and Pertussis as well as a vaccine that protects against a very aggressive and deadly disease, meningococcemia. Human Papilloma Virus vaccine is also recommended for children over 9 although it is currently not required for school. You should discuss the HPV vaccine with your pediatrician when your child is old enough to receive it. It is easy for parents to question the need for continuing to vaccinate against all of these diseases because they have never seen them. However, recent outbreaks in measles and Pertussis (whooping cough) remind us that the risks posed by these diseases remain. In 2013, 2,652 cases of whooping cough were reported in Texas. Almost 50 people (mainly infants) died from whooping cough between 2000 and 2013. Pertussis is particularly dangerous for infants. We begin their immunization at 2 months of age, but the only way to protect them before two months is to vaccinate everyone around them. The TdaP vaccine is currently recommended for all pregnant women as well as any adults or adolescents who will come in contact with infants. A whooping cough booster is also given to all school children at the 11 or 12 year checkup. When preparing for your child’s checkup, make a list of any questions you might have. Use your pediatrician as a source of information, not just about vaccines but also about your child’s growth and development. A successful checkup is one in which parents and pediatrician work together to prepare your child for another healthy year. Your pediatrician is the expert on child health, but you are the expert on your child! Have a safe and fun summer, and don’t forget your sunscreen! SP Content contribution: Pediatric Center of Las Colinas Wincy Poveto-Tomecko, M.D. , Sue Schleier, M.D.
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BY MALIA JACOBSON
Serving Up Sleep
Nutrients that Support Healthy Rest
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etween midnight feedings, bad dreams, and bouts with the flu, most parents are well acquainted with the wee hours. Familiar, too, is the groggy haze that lingers the morning after an all-nighter with a new baby. When adults miss sleep, it’s hard to hide. We gulp coffee, yawn, and yearn for our beds. Children are better at hiding their sleep deficit. “Tired children don’t react like adults; they often become more active,” says Dr. Kathy R. Gromer of the Minnesota Sleep Institute. So that little whirling child who seems so full of energy might be running on empty when it comes to sleep. Sleep deprivation in children leads to irritability and learning difficulties, Gromer says. Restful sleep is as vital as proper nutrition for children and missing out can impair memory, attention span, even growth and development. Scientists have recently found a link between sleep loss and insulin resistance, a contributing factor in diabetes and obesity. Still, sleep has fallen off the priority list of many American families. According to the National Sleep Foundation, most kids aren’t getting enough. Toddlers need up to 14 hours, preschoolers need up to 12 hours, and schoolage children need up to 11 hours. In addition to setting and sticking to an appropriate bedtime, you can help encourage restful sleep by filling your child’s plate with nutrients like these:
Metabolic masters: B vitamins “Vitamins B6 and B12 contribute to normal nervous system function and amino acid metabolism,” says Kristin Kirkpatrick, R.D. “These essential water-soluble vitamins aid in calming and relaxing the body by assisting in the formation of neurotransmitters like serotonin.” B6 can be found in fortified cereals, bananas, potatoes, chicken breast, and pork. Liver is an excellent source of B12, but don’t worry if your kids won’t go for it—kid friendly foods like chicken, eggs, milk, yogurt, tuna, and yes, even cheeseburgers, are also good sources.
B12 is only found naturally in animal products, so individuals with special diets need to take steps to ensure that they’re getting enough; vegans are encouraged to take a B12 supplement daily.
meats and nuts, and whole grains are good sources. Black beans, artichokes, barley, pumpkin seeds, oat bran, and almonds all provide at least 100 milligrams of magnesium per serving.
Talking turkey: Tryptophan
Brain booster: Docosahexaenoic acid (DHA)
Tryptophan is an amino acid that calms the brain by aiding in the production of serotonin and melatonin, helping the body slow down and feel sleepy. Insulin helps tryptophan enter the brain—so eating tryptophan-rich foods along with complex carbohydrates, which stimulate the release of insulin, helps the body make the most of this snooze-inducer. Thanksgiving dinner is known to bring on the sandman, thanks to tryptophan-rich turkey. Other foods rich in tryptophan include meat, poultry, and seafood, dairy and soy products, whole grains and lentils, peanuts, sesame and sunflower seeds, and eggs. Wholegrain toast with peanut butter, whole grain cereal with milk or soy milk, or turkey and cheese on whole-grain crackers are good options for bedtime snacks— just make sure to serve them an hour before bedtime, to give tryptophan time to reach the brain and work its sleepy-magic.
Dairy good: Calcium Warm milk is a time-honored sleep-inducer, and science supports the tradition. Calcium helps the brain use tryptophan to make melatonin. Dairy foods like yogurt, milk, and cheese, each with at least 300 milligrams of calcium per serving, can help your child prepare for sleep. Many non-dairy foods are also calcium rich, including salmon, oatmeal, tofu, rhubarb, spinach, almonds, and calcium-fortified orange juice.
Muscle power: Magnesium Magnesium helps the body absorb calcium, relaxes the muscles, and helps quiet leg cramps, which can wake children at night. Dark green leafy vegetables, many
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Emerging research suggests that omega-3 fatty acids play a role in healthy sleep. Researchers found that babies whose mothers had higher levels of DHA had more mature sleep patterns, with more quiet sleep at night, and more wakefulness during the day. Breastfeeding mothers can pass DHA to their infants by consuming oily fish, flax seed, flax seed oil, and spirulina. Kids can get DHA from an increasing array of omega-3 fortified foods including milk, eggs, and juice.
Pump it Up: Iron Numerous studies link restless legs syndrome to low levels of stored iron, so kids with iron deficiencies may be at higher risk for disturbed sleep. “Iron is needed to create dopamine, a neurotransmitter. In fact, dopamine-enhancing medications have been used to treat RLS symptoms, so RLS may be helped by adequate iron intake,” says Pam Schoenfeld, R.D. Good dietary sources of iron are beef, liver, green leafy vegetables, legumes (black beans, white beans, lentils) and fortified cereals. Since excess iron can be harmful, Schoenfeld recommends having iron levels checked before starting a high-iron diet or iron supplements. When it comes to healthy rest, there are a few dietary don’ts, as well: Anything containing large amounts of caffeine and sugar should be avoided in the evening. So a cola beverage, with 65 grams of sugar and 57mg of caffeine per 20-ounce bottle, will do your child no favors come bedtime. “Even with an excellent diet, children still benefit from a consistent bedtime and a regular bedtime ritual, like reading a book with a parent,” says Gromer. Combining healthy sleep habits like these with proper nutrition can lead to more sweet dreams for the entire family. SP
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First Tuesdays beginning at 5:00pm until all the kits are gone. LEGO stores in Dallas & Frisco. www.lego.com
12:00am. Addison’s most explosive party of the year. Dazzling fireworks are choreographed to music and simulcast on the radio plus food, live music and spectacular historic warplane fly-bys. Admission is FREE but guests of all ages must have a ticket to enter the event site. Addison Circle Park, 4970 Addison Circle Dr., Addison, 972-450-2851 www.addisontexas.net/ events/KaboomTown/
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Sparky and a Fire Prevention Officer from Dallas Fire & Rescue will teach children fire safety in an entertaining way! Program best suited for ages 3 & Up. Preston Royal Library, 5626 Royal Ln., Dallas, 214-670-7128
Free LEGO Mini Build 5-6:30pm. Children ages 6-15
A different family-friendly movie each for just $2 per ticket. Check the website for a location close to you, movies start at 11am! Studio Movie Grill, All D/FW Locations, www.studiomoviegrill.com
Dallas Mavericks Hoop Camp Boys and girls ages 8-18 of all skill levels learn the game from the best camp coaching staff in Texas. Professional coaches are handpicked for their basketball knowledge and ability to work well with kids. Find more details and register online! Hoop Camp runs Monday–Friday. 9am-4pm. Cost: $240 Various sites-see website for a location near you, 214-747MAVS(6287) or www.mavs.com/community/hoop-camp
wed 2 Mobile Dairy Classroom 9am-5pm. Trained instructors will demonstrate how to milk a cow, describe how milk goes from the farm to the consumer, and then answer questions from the audience. Bachman Lake Branch Library, 9480 Webb Chapel, Dallas
Colorful Chemistry 11am-12pm. Join us for this hands-on STEM program focusing on chemistry. It’s time to stir up some fun with acids and bases and end up with some colorful results. Limited to the first 20 participants going into grades 1-5. Central Library - 2nd Floor, 1515 Young Street, Dallas, 214-670-1671
Heloise Munson Foundation Lunch 12-1pm. Children 18 and younger can have a nutritious well balanced lunch. Free of charge. Park Forest Library, Auditorium, 3421 Forest Lane, Dallas, 214-670-6333
thu 3 La Leche League Dallas (PM) 7-8pm. Lower Level Conference Room, Margot Perot Building. LEADER INFORMATION: Hannah 214-562-0738 hlpoole_82@ yahoo.com; Heather 214-507-7564 heather.traylor@ yahoo.com; Alison alisonegrady@yahoo.com. Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital of Dallas, 8200 Walnut Hill Ln, Dallas, www.texaslll.org
wind and rewind scientific concepts through unique interactions with scientists, researchers, artists, and performers on first Thursdays. Your exhibit hall ticket on the date(s) of The Lab will give you FREE access to this program. The Perot Museum will stay open from 10am-9pm first Thursdays. Perot Museum of Nature and Science, 2201 N. Field St., Dallas, Texas, 214.4285555 www.perotmuseum.org
fri 4 Dallas 7/4 Run 7:40am-12pm. Join us for the first annual 4th of July themed race entitled the Dallas 7/4. Designed for the competitive runner to casual walkers. Proceeds from the Dallas 7/4 will be used to scholarship youth to attend Dallas Park and Recreation programs and summer camps. Visit www.dallas74.com for $ details. Fair Park Bandshell, 1465 First Ave., Dallas, 214-670-4100 www.dallas74.com
Old Fashioned Fourth 10am-3pm. Kick off your Independence Day weekend with a leisurely afternoon at Dallas Heritage Village. Grab your picnic basket and celebrate our nation’s past. Admission: $9 adults; $5 for ages 4–12. Dallas Heritage Village at Old City Park, 1515 S. Harwood, Dallas, 214-413-3674 www.dallasheritagevillage.org
Fair Park Fourth 10am-10pm. Official Independence Day celebration, Fair Park Fourth. Enjoy live music, water features and access to rides, games and concessions within the State Fair of Texas Midway, starting at noon on July fourth. Admission to the Midway is $5, or complimentary to those who participate in the Dallas Park and Recreation “Dallas 7/4” race (7k/4k) that morning. Spectacular fireworks show at approximately 9:30 p.m. Fair Park, 1121 First Ave., Dallas, 214-426-3400 www.fairpark.org Dallas Arboretum-Military & General Admission Discounts 9am-5pm. Retired members receive free admission on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Non-military just $5. What says Fourth of July better than outdoor family fun? Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Rd., Dallas, 214-515-6615 www.dallasarboretum.org
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Octonauts Mission at SEA LIFE Grapevine Jul 5-20, 10am-7:30pm. SEA LIFE Aquarium Grapevine visitors are invited to dive into action with the Octonauts. Embark on an exciting mission with special activities and fun-filled events. Check the website for more details and to purchase tickets. SeaLife Aquarium, 3000 Grapevine Mills Pkwy., Grapevine, 877819-7677, www.visitsealife.com. See ad in this issue
An American Celebration 2-3:30pm. METROPOLITAN WINDS presents a celebration of American music, our Armed Forces and an uplifting, emotional, high-energy salute to Americana and the history of the United States of America. Dallas City Performance Hall, 2520 Flora St., Dallas, 214-671-1450 www.metropolitanwinds.org
Target First Saturdays at the Nasher Sculpture Center 10am-5pm. Bring the kids and enjoy free admission. Designed especially for children in preschool to elementary school and feature a line-up of activities that encourage creative thought through a monthly “Big Idea.” Nasher Sculpture Center, 2001 Flora St., Dallas, 214-242-5100, www.nashersculpturecenter.org
sun 6 34th Annual Basically Beethoven Festival 2-4:30pm. Fine Arts Chamber Players presents the 34th Annual Basically Beethoven Festival Sunday afternoons on July 6, 13, 20, 27. Doors open at 2pm for the 2:30pm pre-concert Rising Star Recital showcasing young music artists and competition winnersAll concerts are FREE TO THE PUBLIC. No reservations or tickets required. Paid parking is available .Families with children are welcome. Dallas City Performance Hall, 2520 Flora St., Dallas, 214-520-2219 www.fineartschamberplayers.org
mon 7 DSM Summer Musical-Theater Classes Jul 7-25, 11am-5:30pm, M-F, Ages 7-Teens. Early drop off 8:30am. Disney’s BEAUTY AND THE BEAST or BYE BYE BIRDIE. Performances: July 26, 1 & 4pm, Dallas Children’s Theatre, 5938 Skillman St, Dallas 75231 The Music Hall, Fair Park, 909 First Ave., Dallas 75210, 909 First Ave., Dallas, 214-969-7469 www.dsmschool.org/ dsmschool/2010/calendar.html
Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Houston Astros. Globe Life Ballpark, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, (817) 273-5222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com
Stuart Little at the Dallas Children’s Theater Performances through July 13. A charming story that proves great things can come in small packages. Enjoyed by ages 5 and up Matinee & Evening Performances, check the website for specific show times/date, and to obtain tickets. Rosewood Center, 5938 Skillman, Dallas, 214.740-0051 www.dct.org
tue 8 Music and Stories with KidsWorks 11am-12pm. Grab the kiddos for a storytelling session in the park! Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas, www.klydewarrenpark.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Houston Astros. Globe Life Ballpark, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com
wed 9 La Leche League of Dallas South 10-11am. Meets in Conference Room #12. LEADER INFORMATION: Louanne 214-399-0098; Cassie 972-679-6564. Methodist Charleton Medical Center, 3500 W. Wheatland Rd, Dallas, www.texaslll.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Houston Astros. Nolan Ryan Beef Dollar Hot Dog Night. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222, www.texas.rangers.mlb.com
thu 10 Destination DFW Summer Architecture Workshop 10am-4pm. Join architect and educator Peter Goldstein, AIA, for a collaborative workshop for high school students (grades 9–11). Day-long visits to the Nasher Sculpture Center in Dallas and Kimbell’s new Piano Pavilion will include in-depth building tours and a series of projects that will develop students’ drawing, model making, and creative problem-solving skills. Registration fee is $100 per student. Lunch and supplies are included. Transportation is available courtesy of Carey Limousine. Nasher Sculpture Center, 2001 Flora St., Dallas, 214-242-5170 www.nashersculpturecenter.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, (817) 273-5222, www.texas. rangers.mlb.com
fri 11 Taste of Dallas Jul 11-13, 4-8pm. Taste of Dallas is Dallas’ most sought-after culinary event, featuring over 70 indoor and outdoor restaurants. Hours: Friday: 4-11pm, Saturday: 11am-11pm, Sunday 11am-8pm. Fair Park, 3600 Grand Ave., Dallas, 972-590-8898 www.tasteofdallas.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Promotions: Post-game fireworks show. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com
sat 12 Autism Awareness Family Celebrations 9-11am. The Dallas Museum of Art’s Autism Awareness Family Celebrations provide a safe, comfortable way to introduce the museum to families of children with autism and show them how they can have a successful visit to the Museum with their child on the Autism Spectrum. Pre-registered families can visit the museum free of charge and enjoy the Center for Creative Connections (C3) before it opens to the public. Dallas Museum of Art, 1717 N. Harwood Street, Dallas, Texas, 214-922-1200 www.dma.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 6:15-9:15pm. Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Promotions: Nitto Tire U.S.A. Inc. Eric Nadel Bobblehead. First 15,000 fans 14 and older. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texs.rangers.mlb.com
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Dollar Day at the Dallas Zoo 9am-5pm. The
Library Story Time for 4 & 5 Year Olds at University Park Public Library 3:45-4:45pm.
2-4:30pm. Doors open at 2pm. FREE TO THE PUBLIC. Paid parking available. Dallas City Performance Hall, 2520 Flora St., Dallas, 214-520-2219 www. fineartschamberplayers.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 2:05-5:05pm. Rangers take on the Los Angeles Angels. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www. texas.rangers.mlb.com
Dallas Zoo shows its appreciation to the community for its support with dollar deals and $1 admission all day. Parking is $8 per vehicle. The Dallas Zoo, 650 South R.L. Thornton Freeway (I35), Dallas, 469-5547500 www.DallasZoo.com
fri 18 Late Nights at the Dallas Museum of Art
mon 14 Summer Chess Camp at UT Dallas Jul 14-18. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-13. 9am-noon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. For more info, call 972-8834899 or email james.stallings@utdallas.edu. UT Dallas Naveen Jindal School of Management, 800 West Campbell Road, FO55, Richardson, Texas, 972-8834899 www.utdallas.edu/chess. See ad in this issue.
tue 15 Story Time with Miss Jenn at Barnes and Noble, Lincoln Park 10:30-11am. Join us every Tuesday for a delightful time of reading and activities with Miss Jen! Perfect for ages 0-4. Barnes and Noble, 7700 West Northwest Hwy., Dallas, www.barnesandnoble.com
6pm-12am. Free admission and special activities. Dallas Museum of Art, 1717 N. Harwood, Dallas, www.dallasmuseumofart.org
‘til Midnight at the Nasher 6pm-12am. Special live outdoor in the Garden. Deadline for reservations is Wednesday, July 16 at 5pm. Nasher Sclupture Center, 2001 Flora St., Dallas, 214-242-5100 www. nashersculpturecenter.org
sat 19 Shoelace Tying Story Time at Bookmarks 9-9:30am. Join us for our special shoelace-tying storytime! Nordstrom NorthPark Kids’ Shoe Department (3rd floor). Bookmarks in NorthPark Center, 8687 North Central Expressway, Dallas, www. dallaslibrary2.org
FC Dallas Soccer 8-10pm. FC Dallas takes on New
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England Revolution. Toyota Stadium, 9200 World Cup Way, Frisco, 214-705-6700 www.fcdallas.com
Zumba at Klyde Warren Park 6-7pm. Aerobic dance classes on the Ginsburg Family Great Lawn with the Dallas YMCA. It’s a fun, upbeat way to get up and moving! Klyde Warren Park, 2012 Woodall Rodgers Frwy, Dallas, www.klydewarrenpark.org
sun 20 34th Annual Basically Beethoven Festival 2-4:30pm. Doors open at 2pm. FREE TO THE PUBLIC. Paid parking available. Dallas City Performance Hall, 2520 Flora St., Dallas, 214-520-2219 www. fineartschamberplayers.org
mon 21 Summer Chess Camp at UT Dallas Jul 21-25. Join beginner, intermediate or advanced chess classes for ages 7-13. 9am-noon or 1-4pm and extended playing classes available. For more info, call 972-8834899 or email james.stallings@utdallas.edu. UT Dallas Naveen Jindal School of Management, 800 West Campbell Road, FO55, Richardson, 972-883-4899 www.utdallas.edu/chess. See ad in this issue.
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tue 22 La Leche League Dallas (Toddler) 10-11:30am.
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2nd Level. Around 11:30 we move out to the playground. Feel free to bring a picnic lunch and hang out! LEADER INFORMATION: Heather 214-507-7564; Hannah 214-562-0738; Alison alisonegrady@yahoo.com. •July 22rd ~ Controlling the Chaos - Home organization and living with less. Richardson E. Church of Christ, 1504 E. Campbell Rd, Richardson, www.texaslll.org
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University Park Public Library, 8383 Preston Center Plaza, Suite 200, Dallas, 214.363-9095 http://www. uptexas.org/Government/UP-Public-Library
FC Dallas Soccer 8-10pm. FC Dallas takes on Aston Villa. Toyota Stadium, 9200 World Cup Way, Frisco, 214-705-6700 www.fcdallas.com
thu 24 Gardenlicious Kids Cook-Off at the Dallas Arboretum 1-3pm.Using at least one ingredient grown in the Incredible Edible Garden, children will cook and submit a healthy item to be judged by celebrity chefs. The tables will turn when children critique dishes from the participating chefs. Look for enrollment information and more details on the website soon. Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Rd., Dallas, 214515-6515 www.dallasarboretum.org for more info.
fri 25 Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Oakland Athletics. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com
Sleepover at the Museum 7:30pm-8:30am. Snore and Explore at the Museum, exclusive demonstrations and hands-on discovery — with a late-night snack, 3D movie and light breakfast to round out the experience! Designed especially for children ages 6-12. Perot Museum of Nature and Science, 2201 N. Field St., Dallas, 214.428-555 http:// www.perotmuseum.org/events
sat 26 Lakewood Library Book Discussion Group 3:30-4:30pm. Every 4th Saturday. Please contact the Lakewood Library for details about the book of the month. Lakewood Branch Library, 6121 Worth St., Dallas, 214.670-1376 www.dallaslibrary2.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the Oakland Athletics. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas. rangers.mlb.com
sun 27 34th Annual Basically Beethoven Festival 2-4:30pm. Fine Arts Chamber Players presents the 34th Annual Basically Beethoven Festival Sunday afternoons on July 6, 13, 20, 27. Doors open at 2pm for the 2:30pm pre-concert Rising Star Recital showcasing young music artists and competition winners. At 3pm, the chamber music performances begin featuring musicians from the Dallas & Fort Worth Symphony Orchestras, The Dallas Opera Orchestra, area university faculties and guests. All
Your Community Story Times Highland Park Library 4700 Drexel Dr., 214-559-9400 Wed – Lapsit Story Time 4:30pm, ages 6mos up to 2 yrs. Thur – Toddler Story Time 4:30 pm; ages 18 mos-3yrs Fri - Preschool Story Time 4:30pm, ages 3-6yrs University Park Library 3800 University Blvd, 214-363-9095 Wed – Preschoolers Story Time 4pm, age 4-5yrs Thur – Preschoolers Story Time 10:45am Fretz Park Branch Library 6990 Belt Line Road, 214-670-6421 Fri – Preschool Story Time 11am, ages 2-4 yrs Renner Frankford Branch 6400 Frankford Road, 214-670-6100 Tue – Preschool Story Time 10:30am , ages 2-4yrs. Tue – Infant/Toddler Story Time 11:15am (1st-3rd Tue), ages 4mos-18mos. Tue – Pre-School Story Time 10:30am (4th Tue), ages 2-4yrs
Bookmarks (at North Park Mall) 8687 N. Central Expressway, Suite 1514, 214-671-1381 Mon – NorthCourt - Baby Bounce Basics 10:30am, age 0-2yr Mon - Inside Bookmarks - Baby Bounce Basics 12:30, age 0-2yr (Weekly Mon & Fri). Wed - NorthCourt – Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 2-4yrs Thur - NorthCourt - Pre-School Story Time 10:30am, ages 2-4yrs. Thur - Steps inside Bookmarks – Preschool Story time 3:30pm Lakewood Branch Library 6121 Worth Street, 214-670-1376 Wed - Pre-School Story Time 10:30am, ages 2-4yrs Audelia Road Branch Library 10045 Audelia Road, 214-670-1350 Fri - Pre-School Story Time 10:30am, ages 2-4yrs Preston Royal Branch 5626 Royal Lane, 214-670-7128 Tue (2nd Tue) – Preschool Story Time 10:30am, ages 2-4yrs
All Storytimes are FREE. Listed are the regularly scheduled storytimes. Call to confirm as schedules are subject to change.
concerts are FREE TO THE PUBLIC. No reservations or tickets required. Dallas City Performance Hall, 2520 Flora St., Dallas, 214-520-2219 www. fineartschamberplayers.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 6:05-9:05pm. Rangers take on the Oakland Athletics. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com
mon 28 Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the New York Yankees. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com
tue 29 The World’s Largest Dinosaurs at the Perot Museum of Nature and Science 10am-5pm. An interactive excavation will show visitors how dinosaurs are discovered in the field through a replicated dig site. See website for more details. Perot Museum of Nature and Science, 2201 N. Field St., Dallas, Texas, 214.428-5555 www.perotmuseum.org
Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the New York Yankees. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www. texas.rangers.mlb.com
wed 30 Texas Rangers Baseball 7:05-10pm. Rangers take on the New York Yankees. Globe Life Park, 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, 817-273-5222 www.texas.rangers.mlb.com
Please note: Although we strive to bring you the most current information available regarding event dates & times, confirming with the event venue before going is always a good idea. SP
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The best way to keep your children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant. And let the air out of their tires. — Dorothy Parker
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Get more recipes and learn about Green’s Cookery at: www.GreensCookery.com
Cook’s Note: Adjust the amount of spice by adding more or less Sriracha.
LOL with James Estes!
Source: jokes4us.com
WHEN DO YOU GO AT RED AND STOP AT GREEN? When you’re eating a watermelon. WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF A BOWL OF ICE CREAM BY ITS DIAMETER? Pi a’la mode WHAT KIND OF BEANS CAN’T GROW IN A GARDEN? Jelly Beans
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GOTTA LOVE ‘EM My 5 year old daughter is generally not fond of meat, so her favorite fast food is the grilled cheese kids meal from Sonic. One day my hamburger-loving 7 year old son announced that he would like to order the grilled cheese sandwich. She haughtily informed him that the grilled cheese was for girls only! This prompted a 5 minute lecture from me about gender equality, respect for the opposite sex, etc. Finally I listened as she went on to explain that Sonic served only “Girl-Cheese” sandwiches, not “BoyCheese” sandwiches! TERI D., IRVING
+ activity RESOURCES Dallas Summer Musicals
Parish Episcopal School
1-800-982-ARTS (2787) www.dallassummermusicals.org
972-852-8752 www.parishepiscopal.org
Dance Council of North Texas
The Pines Catholic Camp
www.thedancecouncil.org
www.thepines.org
Destination Science
Prestonwood Music Studio
1-888-909-2822 www.destinationscience.org
214-226-2389 www.PrestonMusicStudio.com
Dinosaur World
SeaLife Aquarium
254-898-1526 www.dinosaurworld.com
www.visitsealife.com/grapevine
Episcopal School of Dallas www.esdallas.org
214-349-6843 www.scofieldchristian.org
Headstart of Greater Dallas
St. Monica Catholic School
972-283-6400, www.hsgd.org
214-351-5688 www.stmonicaschool.org
Highland Park Presbyterian Day School
Scofield Christian School
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Episcopal School Dallas Middle & Upper School 214-358-4368 Lower School 214-353-5818 www.esdallas.org
Highland Park Presbyterian Day School 214-525-6500 www.hppds.org
The Sugar and Spice Ranch Camp
214-525-6500 www.hppds.org
830-460-8487 www.texashorsecamps.com
Holy Trinity Academy
Texas Ballet Theater School
972-490-7060 www.holytrinityacademy.com
214-377-8576 www.texasballettheater.org
Kumon
UTD Chess Camp
214-808-8922 www.kumon.com
972-883-4899 www.utdallas.edu/chess
Music School International
Wesley Prep
972-661-9061 www.msidallas.com
P R I VAT E
214-706-9568 www.wesleyprep.org
Holy Trinity Academy 972-490-7060 www.holytrinityacademy.com
St. Monica Catholic School 214-351-5688 www.stmonicaschool.org
St. Philips School & Community Center 214-421-5221 www.stphilips1600.org
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The Linguistics of Fashion
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ts summertime, so just like last year I am embarrassing my children. Not intentionally, of course. But the other day, when my daughter had a gaggle of friends over, I walked into the family room and asked loudly: “Girls, have you seen my thongs?” I was, of course, referring to footwear - but try to explain that to a group of 12-year-olds with their lower jaws hanging below their knees. I think I eventually convinced them that I wasn’t a cross-dresser, but I won’t be surprised if I get several funny looks at the next PTA meeting in the fall. My daughter was mortified that I allowed this to happen. So once again, she gave me the 411 on thongs. “Dad, thongs are, like, underwear,” she explained. “They don’t go on your feet. And please try not to speak to my friends anymore.” She can say that all she wants, but she has no idea what I’m up against here. My kids act all grossed out when I mention the thong word, but come on. You can’t just take a common word from my impressionable years and then change it. It’s not fair. How did this happen? Who is responsible for taking a perfectly innocent word that many generations used to describe functional footwear for the beach, and assign it to compromising underwear? What were they thinking? Fashion Designer: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I had a miraculous vision last night about ladies undergarments. The minute I woke up this morning, I went to work on these sketches (designer holds up poster boards). I am
sure this is the next big thing, so what should we call them? Apprentice Number One: Wedgies? Fashion Designer: No, something less threatening I think. Apprentice Number Two: How about thongs? Fashion Designer: Brilliant. That’s a well-known word. Everybody wears thongs. My grandma wears thongs. Apprentice Number One: I think I’m going to be sick. I am sure the fashion industry wipes their hands clean of this because in the place of thongs we were given a new name for our old footwear: flip-flops (which sound like something a horse does). So, what’s next - is a designer going to produce a new kind of athletic supporter and call it a loafer? Maybe they’d like to rename my Fruit of the Looms - hats. I think it is high time that we band together and petition to put a stop to renaming things on a whim. There should have been a vote of whether we wanted to rename thongs (not to mention a vote on who should and shouldn’t be allowed to wear the new thongs - but that’s a different column). In the future, designers should have to come before the General Assembly and give their case for changing the names of perfectly good fashion items. Then, if passed, the rest of us could at least take comfort knowing that we had a small say in the renaming of our clothing. For now, I guess I am going to continue practicing calling my thongs flip-flops. I’m also not going to fall for it anymore when I ask for thongs and the teenage shoe salesmen send me to the second floor - which turns out to be the women’s lingerie department. SP
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