21 FINISH THE STORY DEMOGORGON

Kevin Feige

Giant hamsters invaded the moody cities. They destroyed lamposts and the city streets. As time passed, something felt off. The whole world-it was as if it was turning into a void. The sunlight darkened, and it became clear: Kevin Feige had taken over the universe. Everyone knew it was bound to happen someday. But that did not stop anyone’s intense emotions about Kevin the Feige. Some laughed, some cried, and Feige cried a lot. Until his cries created a puddle. The puddle got so big it turned into a pool. People were so happy and Feige was no longer sad. Feige was so happy he started bouncing off walls and floating in the air like a balloon. He seemed happy though so everyone let him float and bounce away into the sky.

Secret Rat Agent

There were rats in the house. The rats wanted people’s cheese, but they knew that they could not get caught. So one of the rats devised a plan. The mischievous rats decided to snatch themselves on top of one another to form a humanlike shape. They put on a long trenchcoat, a fedora, and sunglasses to hide their rattiness. They wanted to sneak into a business meeting. John on the shoulders of Todd in his massive trenchcoat entered the massive office building. John and Todd then decided to go to the yoga classes being held in the building, even though it cost seventeen Kromer to sign up.

“But John,” said Todd. “What in the heck is Kromer?”

“You see Todd, Kromer is antimatter itself. It’s easy to get, really. You just need a particle accelerator and a will to rupture the spacetime continuum.” Todd stared blankly for a moment at John before replying, “Seems legit, let’s go.”

A Spinoff

Once upon a time, there was a guy with a cloud-shaped scar on his forehead. His name was Parry Hotter because he was cooler than Harry Potter. He had his own gang that would fight against the other wizards. He met his own group of friends, Won Reasley and Germione Hranger. They were changed; they understood something he did not. Won Reasley and Germione Hranger learned the art of selling hubcap decals.

“C’mon Won!” Germione exclaimed. “Here’s the best decal of them all! She smiled, presenting him with a photo-accurate picture of Flextape.

“Oh wow, Germione! This is the best thing ever! Flextape is awesome!”

And so, the pair sold overlook Flextape decals. They made Flextape brand swim caps, socks that don’t slip down your foot, and scrunchies that hold forever. Slowly, Flextape’s royal customers began dropping dead. There was mercury in their sticky formula. Sadly, the company filed a lawsuit and has been shut down.

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