A RECIPE FOR A CLASS OUTING

A RECIPE FOR A CLASS OUTING Ingredients 30 students washed and scrubbed 29 packed lunches (no bottles) Three teachers One nosebleed 1 lightly torn shirt Plenty of biscuits Five or six songs (optional)

Method Place children and adults is a bus and heat slowly Season well with biscuits reserving a few for later Heat to the boiling point. Add a few fights and nosebleed Leave to simmer for two hours Remove students and packed lunches leave to cool Stir in torn dress and lost purses Return to heat to add songs of taste Mix thoroughly. If the students go soggy and start to stick together, remove from the bus and drain them At the ends of the cooking time divide into individual portion Serve with relief, garnished liberally with dirt

Brian Mwendwa F3w

POEM To my mum: love is best Mum I will cross the River between just to get to you. Your long beautiful hair flows like the River and Source. I only want to see you half a Day. Because when the sun goes down, I won’t see you. That is why we can travel the seas because I am the Whale rider, I love you so much Mum. Christpus Macharia Form 3 West

Jokes Jesus is the genius son of God who experimented the following subjects. Mathematically, He multiplied 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread to feed 5000 people. In geography, He calmed the very heavy storm In chemistry, He turned water into wine In CRE, He taught people the word of God In Biology, He healed the sick In Physics, He disobeyed the law of Gravity and walked on water