David Magazine Atlanta | Chelsea Handler

March 24, 2010 ISSUE 584

LATE NIGHT TV BAD GIRL

CHELSEA HANDLER COMES TO ATLANTA

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photography and art managers Brian Sawyer Matt Neumann Andy Martz

COMES TO ATLANTA

march 17, 2010

14 culture art lessons

Olan Montgomery Brushes Up on Gay Hate

16 interview 30 entertainment queen maker mike ruiz

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Chelsea Handler

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contents 10 datebook

20 la nota rosa 24 spotlight 34 nightlife 46 the brent star report 48 horoscopes 52 scoreboard 56 the guide 58 bartab 64 farwell paris decatur 66 out of town 70 classifieds 78 bitchsession

senior account executives Karisha Anderson Charlie Brown graphic design Matt Neumann operations and finance Brian Sawyer brian@davidatlanta.com

promotions Chip O'Kelley

general office Greg Williams distribution Eddie Criswell

contributors Brent Star Lucy Dr. Ruth Luis Chiruco Alex Renteria

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datebook

by Alex Renteria

Thursday, March 25

HIV Screenings Positive Impact 139 Ralph McGill Blvd 10:00 am Same day results. For more info: 404.589.9040 www.positiveimpact-atl.org March Madness Networking with AEN & AGLCC Jungle 2115 Faulkner Rd. 6:30 pm Free for members. $20 for guests.

Learn to promote your professional self, bring your business cards.

To join AEN: HYPERLINK “http://www.aen.org” www. aen.org To join AGLCC: www.atlantagaychamber.org Barry Brandon Live On Stage Atlanta 2597 N. Decatur Rd 8:00 pm $20 Bringing “In My Own Words” back to Atlanta.

For tickets: www.tix.com

Friday, March 26

GRACE Lush. Ethereal. Color.

Kai Lin Art 800 Peachtree St. Exhibition featuring three female artists: Mary Farmer, Sun Hong, and Anne Davnes Elser.

Thru May 1. www.kailinart.com The Man-R.I.S.E. Project Positive Impact 139 Ralph McGill Blvd. 12:00 pm Looking for gay and bisexual men to share opinions about videos related to sex and sexual health. Get a $25 gift card for your time. Must be 18 or older and pre-registered.

To register: www.positiveimpact-atl.org ‘Fourth Friday’ Networking with AGLCC Amsterdam Bar 502 Amsterdam Ave. 5:30 pm Bring your business cards to this social meet and greet with AGLCC members and guests. www. atlantagaychamber.org Jen Foster Live Bellissima 560-B Amsterdam Ave. 7:30 pm $15 The artist brings her solo acoustic performance to Atlanta. www.myspace.com/bellissima_lounge Atlanta Gay Men’s Chorus Virginia Highland Church 743 Virginia Ave. 8:00 pm $20-$40 This is the first of three final concerts from the AGMC and their ‘Georgia On Our Minds’ tour. For tickets: 404.320.1030 or www.agmchorus.org ‘Out of the Pumpkin Shell’ Charis Books 1189 Euclid Ave. 8:00 pm Author Nancy Poling reads from her humorous new novel about turning 50. www.chariscircle.org

Saturday, March 27

Creating a Family with MEGA St. Mark UMC 781 Peachtree St. 9:30 am $40 A workshop designed for prospective GLBT parents.

You must register to attend event: eqfed.org Atlanta Gay Men’s Chorus Virginia Highland Church 743 Virginia Ave. $20-$40 Two FINAL SHOWS TODAY from their ‘Georgia On Our Minds’ tour.

Shows at 2:00 & 8:00 pm. For tickets: 404.320.1030 or www.agmchorus.org 10 davidatlanta

Sunday, March 28

PFLAG Monthly Meeting Pilgrimage UCC 3755 Sandy Plains Rd. Marietta 1:00 pm Fourth Sunday support group for all in GLBTQ community and their family and friends.

For more info: community.pflag.org ‘Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang’ Outwrite Books 991 Piedmont. Ave 1:00 pm Chelsea Handler reads from her hilarious new book of personal essays.

THIS IS A LINE TICKET EVENT. Ticket is free with book purchase www.outwritebooks.com Dixie D. Cupp Memorial St. Mark’s UMC 781 Peachtree St. 2:00 pm Join in the celebration of the life of Robin Wilson a.k.a.

Dixie d. Cupp.

Following the service, join the Amorettes cast as they toast in his honor. www.armorettes.com

Monday, March 29

Martinis and Matisse Oglethorpe Univ. Museum of Art 4484 Peachtree Rd 6:30 pm $15 Enjoy the Henri Matisse exhibit while sipping on Grey Goose cocktails and hors d’oeurves provided by Eclipse de Luna.

Museum.ogelthorpe.edu Same Gender Loving Expressions Radio Show Meak Productions NEW weekly online radio show features GLBT current events, event announcements and special guests. 8:00 pm www.exceptionalradio. com For more info or to register as a guest: www. meakproductions.com

Tuesday, March 30

‘Diana: A Celebration’ Princess of Wales exhibit Atlanta Civic Center 395 Piedmont Ave 10:00 am See artifacts from Diana’s life from photos to gowns and jewelry and more. www.atlantaciviccenter.com Womyn’s Lounge Youth Pride 1017 Edgewood Ave. Atlanta 6:30 pm Facilitated discussion group for lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and questioning women. www.youthpride.org WRFG Radio Show GLBT activist Betty Couvertier hosts her weekly radio show, ‘Alternative Perspectives’, on WRFG 89.3. 7:00 pm. Mix of news and interviews centering on GLBT issues.

Wednesday, March 31

Free STD Screenings Positive Impact 139 Ralph McGill Blvd 2:00 pm Same day results. www.positiveimpact-atl.org Mutts & Margaritas Agave 242 Boulevard 6:00 pm $10 Eat, drink, and socialize with other animal lovers.

Proceeds to benefit Life Line Animal Project. www.atlantapets.org Young Adult Forum Youth Pride 1017 Edgewood Ave. 6:30 pm Open discussion group for all GLBTQ men and women ages 18-24. www.youthpride.org

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culture ART LESSONS Olan Montgomery Brushes Up on Gay Hate

By Jason Lumiere Artist Olan Montgomery paints societal conditions and their affect on the individual. His past collections have shined the light on topics like New York’s hidden gay underground, summer resort enclaves like Provincetown and Rehobeth Beach; and Chase Manhattan bank tellers. In his latest collection, “Atrocities”, Montgomery presents his most heart wrenching collection yet, depicting some of our nation’s most horrific gay hate crimes.

What message are you conveying through your art?

I encourage viewers to see the individual through color and light. By doing so, one’s own humanity can be more fully understood.

Your recent work seems to focus on the individual.

It always has. Their soul, essence; the wonderful value each person adds for simply being. One person can and has changed the world.

Like Harvey Milk?

Exactly. I often wonder what Harvey Milk could have accomplished had he had the chance to live. Imagine how much more he would have given to the world.

Your new collection, “Atrocities”, focuses on gay hate crimes.

I am shining the light on people who were horrifically beaten, tortured, and murdered because they were different.

Is there one piece that speaks loudest to you?

The piece that most tears at my heart out is inspired by the story of Barry Winchell, a military man who was beaten to death with a Louisville slugger baseball bat in his barracks after it was discovered that he was dating a transsexual.

Was he really awake during the attack?

He lay sleeping in his bed during the attack but I chose to see Winchell waking up. According to the police report, the blood spatter on the wall around Winchell’s head was like a halo.

You take poetic license in several of the pieces, including the painting of Matthew Shepard.

I saw Matthew Shepard begging those boys for his life. They had it within their power to stop what they were doing. I would like to think that at some point Matthew’s inner voice and soul took over and gave him a calm. I think there is a calm that comes over us all when we realize that we are not in control of our destiny.

You incorporate references to historical works in the collection.

The Matthew Shepard piece is inspired by The Shepherdess, a painting by French painter Jean Francois Millet.

The tribute of Gwen Arguro is inspired by Rembrandt’s Rape of Ganymede.

Gwen was outted as a transsexual at 17, then beaten to death for five hours by three men. They choked her, hit her with a frying pan, tied her up in rope and then beat her with a shovel. The perpetrators used the ‘gay panic’ defense and were able to get a mistrial. Then, in their second trial, the court determined Gwen’s case was not a hate crime because she had sex with several of her assailants. Such injustice.

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Who are the people in Shut the Front Door?

The people are figurative and not based on any real person. They represent my own feelings about how I have been treated by my own country being gay.

Is that why the capital building is in the background?

The capitol is in the painting because the legislature of the federal government of the United States does not recognize the marriages of same-sex couples and is prohibited from doing so by the Defense of Marriage Act. Again, someone else saying our gay relationships don’t hold water against straight ones.

Have you ever been a victim of a gay hate crime?

All gay people are victims of the biggest hate crime in history. When politicians can make speeches about us using blanket derogatory statements, comparing us to pedophiles, calling us all kinds of hateful things and they’re still allowed to hold office, hell, we’re all being victimized.

Is the gay community doing enough to combat gay hate crimes?

The community cannot combat something we did nothing to incite. What needs to be done is on the backs of every parent. It starts in the home.

Do we need a leader like Martin Luther King?

How does one find a leader in a world so divided? I would say let’s not follow the leader.

Instead, let us as a people protect one another and teach acceptance to our children.

Do you plan to exhibit the collection?

Right now I am just trying to paint, feel and understand the atrocities going on in the world.

Ultimately, you will sell the paintings. Are these paintings appropriate for living rooms?

I have to look at Jesus Christ being crucified in every church and overzealous Catholic’s home.

I think the world can stand for us honoring our dead.

What’s next for Olan Montgomery?

I’m painting a series on War along with the Atrocities series. I go between the two to deal with the emotional overflow. I’d say my mind and heart are on fire these days and for all the right reasons.

To learn more about Olan Montgomery and his work, visit lipstickchic.com.

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interview

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MIKE RUIZ: IN FRONT OF THE LENS

By Jeremy Landers

Mike Ruiz knows how to transform a lady into a queen. The celebrity photographer turned Kelly Clarkson into a glam queen for her latest album. He made Kathy Griffin a prom queen for the cover of her book and most recently, his lens turned rocker Adam Lambert into a Freddie Mercury inspired goth queen. OK, well, Lambert already was a queen, but Ruiz added that extra glitter to make him shine.

All of Mike Ruiz’s work has been behind–thelens, until now. In the past year, he has been tapped to appear as a celebrity judge on several popular competition shows including Tyra Bank’s America’s Next Top Model and Jay Manuel’s Canada’s Next Top Model. But it’s his stint on the surprise hit series, RuPaul’s Drag Race, that has made gay men across the country take notice of the muscle-bound photog. With arms like that, can you blame us?

We spoke to Ruiz about stepping out in front of the camera, how he’s handling the adoration of gay fans, and what he is looking for in America’s Next Top Drag Queen.

Who is going to win this season’s RuPaul’s Drag Race?

We’re looking for the whole package: looks, talent, and presence. They have to be dazzling on every level.

What led to Morgan loosing the race?

She didn’t have the fashion capabilities that some of the others did. I still love her, though.

If RuPaul was competing in the race today, would RuPaul win?

Are you kidding? Rupaul is the standard for which all other queens are measured. Of course RuPaul would win.

Bebe Zahara Benet won season one. What made her stand out?

Bebe is articulate, poised, funny, and she performs like Ann Margaret on crack.

Will there ever be another RuPaul?

RuPaul was the first queen. She broke so much ground for all others that I’m not sure any queen will ever reach that level of notoriety but you never know. I’d love to see a drag queen win an Oscar!

When you first saw the batch of queens for season 2, was there one who immediately stood out?

Morgan McMichaels. It was completely aesthetic. She had the most “realness” going on for me.

Have you ever done drag?

Are you kidding, again? My brother does hair and make-up in San Diego. He used to dress me in the full regalia every time I’d visit and then he would take pictures! I have an album full of drag photos of me.

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How did you become an expert on drag queens?

It’s what I do for a living. I dress people up with outrageous hair, make-up and wardrobe and then I photograph them.

Do you purposely surround yourself with glamour?

It’s my drug. It is how I make all of my delusional fantasies come to life. The coolest thing is that I get paid to do it.

Do you regard your muscles as a form of drag?

I never thought of it that way but I guess it is a kind of drag. It’s all part of my self expression, just like my wardrobe. So that would make it drag, wouldn’t it?

What lies beneath that body of steel?

(Laughs) I’m a little kid having fun while trying to be a decent human being along the way.

Are you and RuPaul friends off-camera?

Close friends! We hang out whenever our schedules permit. RuPaul is such a beautiful, warm and loving human being.

Any fun personal RuPaul stories you wanna share?

One of my favorite stories is when RuPaul

brought me to Jumbo’s Clown Room, a female strip club in Los Angeles. We were howling like two giddy school girls at the edge of the stage watching the strippers perform.

Your American fans might be surprised to learn you also host the Canadian version of America’s Next Top Model.

My good friend, Jay Manuel, is the executive producer of the show. He brought me on board. I love it. We have so much fun judging the girls.

Who are the bigger divas? The ladies of RuPaul’s Drag Race or Canada’s Next Top Model?

Oh, the queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race are by far the biggest divas around!

What’s next for you?

I have so much stuff in the works: a TV show in development, a million shoots and music video projects, plus I’m co-writing music. But my biggest project and the one I’m having the most fun with these days is mentoring kids.

I’m traveling to high schools and colleges and encouraging kids to follow their dreams. I followed mine and I’m having the time of my life.

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la nota rosa Historia completa de un chico

by Luis Chiruco

Parte I

Lo primero que quiero aclarar antes de empezar a contar cómo el chico irrumpió en mi vida, es que ha llegado un punto en el que no puedo separar aquello de él que es real, y aquello que también es real, pero sólo en mi cabeza. Así que no puedo determinar si es una persona genial tal como me parece a mí y que logró cambiarme de muchas formas, positivas de hecho, o si sólo es un chico con problemas que me llena de alguna especie extraña de instinto maternal o si sólo es un chico que me calienta desde un punto más plátonico que sexual o si nada más es un chico y ya.

Especial, pero sólo para mí. Ordinario para cualquier otro, normal, uno más. Cualquiera.

Al chico lo conocí un jueves a las 13 horas. No recuerdo la fecha pero sí la hora porque fue durante una cursada que odié y por eso no me pasa desapercibida. Odié sólo por motivos universitarios, demás está aclarar que también tuvo sus cosas positivas... Usaba el pelo largo, hasta los hombros, y me lo presentó un conocido en común. Me saludó como si me conociera de siempre y me miró directo a los ojos cuando me dijo “Mucho gusto”, y después se rió. Porque vale aclarar que es muy correcto, en todos los aspectos, y por lo menos conmigo. Cuando conozco a alguien, tengo un don: puedo determinar casi siempre si la relación será “relación” o si ese desconocido quedará como una persona más de las tantas que pasan por la vida. Mi don, por supuesto, se encendió, luces rojas, farolitos, danger, fire, etc.

Lo sabía, sabía que no era un cualquiera. No quisiera que se malinterprete todo esto, no estoy hablando de la parte hombre-jotito, no digo esto en base a parejas o como quiera llamarsele, lo digo aún más allá de eso... lo digo como cuando empezás a llevarte con quien será tu mejor amigo en el futuro, así fue como lo sentí. Diferente, obvio, pero similar en algún aspecto.

Nos sentamos en la misma mesa de trabajo, con mi compañero en común y una de mis amigas e hicimos, en 2 horas, todo el trabajo práctico del día. Además tuvimos tiempo de reírnos y noté que usaba mucho frases como “estás limado”, “te re cabe ese ejercicio”, “un flash”. Me causaba gracia, entre otras cosas. Me intrigaba.

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Porque la vida cuando quiere que te choques con alguien lo consigue por todos los medios, nos puso exactamente los mismos horarios en las 5 materias anuales que cursabamos, asi que compartíamos horas, días enteros. Él es un chabón, yo era un min impenetrable, alguna vez, tiempo después, me definió así. Charlabamos mucho, pero de cosas intrascendentes, donde él no sabía nada de mí, y yo sabía poco de él. Eramos muy cercanos, pero ninguno se abría lo suficiente para llamarle “amigo” al otro, o algo. Hasta que una vez, hace de esto ya 2 años, hicimos nuestro primer viaje universitario juntos. Y juro que el click de nuestra conexión fue por un internet.

La última noche de ese viaje había una fiesta. Eramos 50 universitarios que después de 6 días de trabajo en la montaña teníamos una fiesta, asi que el grado de exitación era tal que no puedo ni explicarlo. Esa noche me di vuelta de repente, ebria obviamente, y le volqué todo su fernet sobre la campera. Me salió natural pedirle disculpas y abrazarlo.

Quizás por el pedo, quizás por las ganas lo abracé fuerte y le dije algo que no me acuerdo en el oído, y nunca sentí que alguien necesite tanto un abrazo como lo sentí de él ese día. Y ahí fue donde cambió todo, lo sentí en él y lo sentí en mí. Así fue como un fernet en una campera, una noche en un camping desencadenó una charla que duró 6 horas, sentados abajo de las estrellas, y ahí fue cuando yo lo conocí. Sí, lo conocí por completo en una noche. Nadie entiende, pero de verdad conocí cada cosa que hay en su cabeza, entendí sus opiniones, me contó todos sus problemas y yo entendí. Esa noche yo conocí al chico, conocí a una persona en una charla de una noche, porque no hizo falta más entre nosotros. Lo conocí en todo el sentido de la palabra, y lo juro, y estoy absolutamente convencida de lo que digo...got leche?

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spotlight

Shilo

Atlanta’s Boy Toy Originally from Atlanta, Shilo Driver is new to the drag king scene having started performing two years ago. “It all started for me while hanging with my brother at Paris in Decatur.” Shilo admits to watching his drag father, Phillip Driver, and would learn “whether he realized it or not. Phillip is the mark of a true professional. I wanted to be like that.

He also taught me about making a dramatic entrance on stage and leaving a lasting impression on the audience.” Shilo also gives kudos to her peers saying that he looks up to and respects Charlie Brown, Christina Diamante, and fellow kings Kevin and Justin.

Shilo has really enjoyed everything he was taught these last couple of years, “I love being able to entertain people. It amazes me every time someone says that they came to see me perform. I really appreciate the love.” A lot of love he has received, in addition to appearances at local venues, Shilo has been asked to appear at corporate and social parties as well as bars and clubs out of state, “I am really enjoying the opportunity to travel!”

When not performing or in school, Shilo loves to draw, “I am an artist at heart and like to sit with a sketch pad and colored pencils or acrylic paints, but drag is still my number one hobby.” He is also in a wonderful relationship with his partner of 8 months and they have a Cocker Spaniel daughter named Coco Chanel.

You can see Shilo Driver on stage at venues around Atlanta such as Jungle, Le Buzz, Paris Decatur, Bellissima, and Cocktail Cove. “Watch out for multiple duets I have in the works with other Atlanta entertainers. I will also be launching my facebook profile this month.”

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entertainment

LATE NIGHTTV BAD GIRL

CHELSEA HANDLER COMES TO ATLANTA

She is raw, she is real, and she has more balls than most men in Midtown—she’s Chelsea Handler! You know her from her late-night talk show on E! Entertainment Television and she is in Atlanta to promote her new hilarious book, ‘Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang’.

In her third book, Chelsea holds nothing back as she tells us about her family, her sex life, her career, and her objectionable view on current events.

Chelsea, the youngest of six children, was born in Livingston, NJ, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother. She was born five and a half years after her sister, Shoshanna, and delighted in the fact that she was the youngest of the Handler’s. Shoshanna was quite upset that her parents refused to use birth control and more confused why her mother, Rita, refused the right to choose.

In this no-holds barred, ridiculous account of Chelsea’s experiences, she excavates the most intimate issues of her personal and professional life. Whether she is young and discovering ‘the feeling’ at a third grade sleep-over or getting taunted by unaware 30 davidatlanta

parents over Cabbage Patch dolls, Chelsea lets us know what is really important to an eight year old girl—or grown up.

As one of the nation’s current, leading female stand-up comics, Chelsea has performed to sold out audiences across the country, including Carnegie Hall, one of the most prestigious venues. Her live shows, like her TV show, mix fearless honesty with downright comedic timing. Her first half hour comedy special, which aired in March 2007 on Comedy Central, was a hit in the ratings and landed her regular gigs on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’, ‘Late Night with David Letterman’, ‘The View’, and ‘LIVE with Regis and Kelly’. She was also profiled on the much respected news program, Nightline.

TV is not the only medium you will find Chelsea, she has been featured in the New York Times, W, People, and is a special guest columnist for Cosmopolitan. Vanity Fair and Entertainment Weekly proclaimed her the ‘Queen of Comedy’ and ‘Breakout Star of 2008’, respectively. In April 2009, Bravo channel acknowledged Chelsea with the

‘A-List Funny Award’. The award was granted in spite of other comics up for it—Tina Fey, Conan O’Brien, Ricky Gervais, and Amy Poehler.

With all of that notoriety, it was no wonder that Chelsea was the original star of Oxygen channel’s, ‘Girls Behaving Badly’, which is now syndicated in over 90 markets nationwide. In 2007 and 2008, she starred in ‘In the Motherhood’ with Jenny McCarthy and Leah Remini, which aired online on MSN. However, it was not until her breakthrough show on E! that the world was introduced to Chelsea in The Chelsea Handler Show.

What most people might not know is that Chelsea’s first book, ‘My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands’ is in its 60th week on the New York Times bestseller list and was also published in 20 other countries.

Alternatively, that her second book, ‘Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea’, which came out in April 2008, debuted at #1 on the same bestseller list. Her current effort was released this month.

Chelsea has also been recognized for efforts that we deem very poignant. In 2009, she was honored with the very distinguished

‘Ally for Equality Award’ by the Human Rights Campaign, which as we all know, recognizes the efforts by those who dedicate time, energy, and love to make to the lives of GLBTQ people that much better. If that were not enough, she was also the celebrity Grand Marshal of the June 2009 Gay Pride Parade in Los Angeles, the 8th largest in the country.

So, whether you already know her or want to get to know her, it is no wonder why you would want to come out and see Chelsea Handler at Outwrite Books on March 28 at 1:00 pm.

After the book signing, Bill Kaelin brings you The official pre-party, held at The Livingston beginning at 5:00pm. The event is titled “Make Me Laugh”. Princess Charles is hosting and emceeing and will be giving away tickets for the person who can make him laugh hysterically... (and it’s Princess Charles’ birthday party so if you aren’t seeing the show, stick around until 1am and enjoy drinks with him).

As if a book signing and a pre party weren’t enough Chelsea Handler for one day, you can see her show, in support of her book, at The Fabulous Fox Theatre.

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nightlife Chris Coleman Brings Back

to the w midtown

Now that Spring is here and it is getting warmer, are you thirstily awaiting to receive an invitation to the first outdoor party of the season? Well, here it is…

On Thursday, April 1st, Chris Coleman of Chris Coleman Enterprises wants to help you quench that thirst by bringing back HYDRATE to The W MidtownNever a cover. Fantastic drink specials. Special guests and fabulous people...

The staff of David Magazine will be on hand celebrating the re-launch of Gay Atlanta’s favorite magazine. Photographers will be taking pictures of HYDRATE’s guests, so break out the couture and dress to impress! Look for David Magazine’s camera crew. You could be interviewed for David’s video blog.

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Lewis’ Spring/Summer Fashion Show Extravaganza. The hottest men’s wear store in Midtown will highlight what’s hot for this summer season. Show begins at 11:15.

If that weren’t enough, there will be fantastic prizes given away all night! Want a complimentary room at The W? Would you like a Bliss Spa Package? How about two complimentary WEEKEND passes to Gay Days 2010? All of these prizes will be given away during the premiere event on April 1st.

Never a cover, fantastic drink specials, special guests and fabulous people- Come by and check out the premiere... You never know WHO will be at Hydrate-

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the Brent Star report

Money, Success, Fame, Glamour!

Money. Success. Fame.

Glamour. Just pick one, or better yet, take it all baby (wait, I heard that before). My Sisters’s Room of East Atlanta is offering just that, all of it! Every Friday, they’re GIVING AWAY $300 to the winner of THEIR Drag Races Competition.

And child, guess what, I won this past Friday (even though that money was spent before 10am the next day). You have to trust your instincts sometimes, mine was telling me to go do it instead of watching Family Guy reruns all night. The contest is very open minded. I mean, anyone can enter, rather you’re a professional or newcomer! Owner Patryce is very excited about this competition. “Oh yea Mr. Star I sure am and…hello?...Brent? Oh, since I have the mic, our show is hosted by Tiff nay and Jolene Dover (drag King stars) and let me just say it’s instant gratification! All you need is one good performance that’ll blow everyone away and you can win, it’s that simple!”. True, but I didn’t think I was going to win, the drag kings there were getting all of the applause until we, the final 3, had to do a “lyp sync or die” and that’s when I channeled RuPaul saying to me “and don’t fuck it up Brent!”!

That put me into survival mode and to my surprise, I won that crowd over and bought a year supply of lube and glitter. “Um sure Brent, and please don’t forget to tell your readers to come support you in four weeks at our finals where you might win $1000”. Praise the Lord! “That’s right get excited, and remember we’re not just giving all that money away, but we believe in promoting and nurturing artistic expressions in our community”. Thank you MSR! Well, on that note, you have 3 weeks left to win and qualify for the finals (and get your car note paid!). Visit www.mysistersroom.com for more info.

Speaking of “praising the Lord”, let me tell you the latest thing to SHOUT about. On Tuesdays, there’s a new cabaret show coincidently called “Money, Success, Fame, Glamour!” to be held at SHOUT restaurant at 11pm. Yes ma’am! It’s another Caliber Enterprises product that’s dressed for success. It’s hosted by “brilliant and lovely” Princess Charles (blink), Nicole Paige Brooks of Drag Races fame, the glamorous Phoenix and “Brent ta Star!”. The show just started this past Tuesday and already a certain celebrity was spotted in the crowd and he… oops, sorry, I just ran out of time. Until next week, guess what I heard….

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I’ve been asked where’s the Gaydar magazine. WELL…remember when Gaydar was the new David? Well now David is the new Gaydar AND now owned by the Gaydar empire. Horny and looking for eye candy? Check out SWINGING RICHARDS for NO COVER Tuesdays (right after new SHOUT show of course), I’d like to give a shout out to new couple Cliff and Nelson (1,2,3, awwwwwww), comedian Chelsea Handler will be at Outwrite Sunday March 28th and also on that Sunday will be the memorial for former Armorette Dixie D. Cupp. It’s being held 2-4pm at St. Mark’s United Methodist Church. 781 Peachtree.

Tip of the Week: “Follow your own instincts”. Child, stop trying to get advice from 10 different people when you already know the answer!

Quote of the Week: “You must learn to be still in the midst of activity, and be vibrantly alive in response”. Well, atleast that’s what they told me when I first went to Peek a Boo.

Brent Star’s Weekly Schedule: Mondays at Blakes, Thursdays at Café Con Leche (Heretic) with free tequila shots, Saturdays at Tijuana Garage, Sunday brunch at Las Margaritas and everywhere else that pays!

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Aries

Libra

Taurus

Scorpio

Gemini

Sagittarius

Cancer

Capricorn

Leo

Aquarius

Virgo

Pisces

March 21st-April 19th Try to install a second or two of delay between your thoughts and your words this week -- you may need it! Self-editing is especially important when communication is on everyone’s minds, like it is now.

April 20th-May 20th Legal agreements are especially murky right now -- so try to stay away from them! You may have to sign one or two papers, but keep it to a minimum unless you have rock-solid advice to do otherwise.

May 21st-June 21st You’re happy where you are -- and most likely, you’re meeting lots of new people! Your amazing social energy is a shining beacon to most, and you almost certainly end up with a new friend if you want one.

June 22nd-July 22nd You may feel like you’re in over your head lately -- your projects are all just a bit overcomplicated! Call in reinforcements or ask for clarification soon, as you need some additional info.

July 23rd-August 22nd You may question your commitment to some big new project or program, but that’s all par for the course. It’s a good time for you to deal with people who can challenge you in all the right ways.

August 23rd-September 23rd You need to deal with people who are ignoring the small details in favor of a big picture that can’t come to life without some serious work.

You need to inspire them to focus on the small stuff.

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September 23rd-October 22nd It’s a great time to take care of stuff around the house. Your self-sufficiency is peaking, so you should be able to tie up loose ends and make sure that everything is ready for spring cleaning!

October 23rd-November 21st Your mental powers are still quite potent, and you should have all the info you need to start making big plans. Work, romance, travel -- it all adds up to something that should work out perfectly.

November 22nd-December 21st Your position may not be as strong as you think it is, so try not to ask for big favors this week, especially around the workplace. Things should settle down pretty soon, but until then, take care of the basics.

December 22nd-January 19th You feel much better about your connections with friends. You may be able to fix a rift that is growing between two or more of them, but you need to make sure that you’re taking care of your own business, too!

January 20th-February 18th Something doesn’t feel right to you recently, but it’s only because you’re not seeing everything.

Look more deeply and you are sure to pick up at least one major clue. Making sense of it takes inspiration.

February 19th-March 20th Try not to worry so much about how much you know -- things are actually going pretty well for you! It’s a good time for you to step out and take bold action without fearing for the consequences.

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Thursday, March 25

Decatur Women’s Sports League: Volleyball Decatur Rec. Ctr. 231 Sycamore St. Decatur 7:00 pm Two courts, three 15 min. games per set. FINAL GAMES TONIGHT. deacturwomenssportsleague.info Atlanta Rainbow Trout Swimming GA Tech Aquatic Center 750 Ferst Dr. 7:30 pm Swim training and workouts for swimmers of all levels. www.atlantarainbowtrout.com

Friday, March 26

Hotlanta Volleyball Association: Recreational League Play Agnes Scott College 141 E. College Ave. Decatur 7:30 pm League Fees are $35. Players must be HVA Members.

For info: www. hotlantavolleyball.org Atlanta Rainbow Trout: Swimming & Water Polo GA Tech Aquatic Ctr. 750 Ferst Dr. 7:30 pm Development of future team members for ART Water Polo team HYPERLINK “http://www. atlantarainbowtrout.com” www.atlantarainbowtrout.com

Saturday, March 27

Women’s Outdoor Network Join our weekend Fit Club for women who want to reach their personal fitness goals.

Locations and times vary each week. For info, contact Alison: HYPERLINK “mailto:Alison. hall@suntrust.com” Alison. hall@suntrust.com www.wonatlanta.com Front Runners Atlanta Saturday Run. 905 Juniper St. 8:00 am www.eteamz.com

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Weight Watchers with ALHI Atlanta Lesbian Health Initiative 1530 Dekalb Ave Atlanta 8:00 am Join us for a weigh in and a meeting. www.thehealthinitiative.org

Game Day Woofs 2425 Piedmont Rd. 12:00 pm Come watch the games at Atlanta’s only gay sports bar. www.woofsatlanta.com

Flag Football with NFFLA Candler Park 585 Candler Park Dr. 9:45 am Games every Saturday throughout the Spring/Summer season. www.nffla.com

Monday, March 29

Atlanta Bucks Rugby vs.

Birmingham 1:00 pm Location TBA This is a home game.

For location visit: www.atlantabucksrugby.org Atlanta Tennis Team Association Open Play Glenlake Tennis Ctr. 1121 Church St. Decatur 1:00 pm $5 for members; $10 for nonmembers. Free for first-timers.

Improve your play with other members of all skill levels.

This is a doubles-only activity. www.slice.atta.org Hotlanta Softball: Pink Cadets Beer Bust Frogs Cantina 931 Monroe Dr. 3:00 pm $10 Join the Cadets and help raise money for a good cause.

Proceeds benefit the Cadets and Susan G. Komen for the cure. www.hotlantasoftball.org

Front Runners Atlanta Monday Run. 905 Juniper St. 7:15 pm www.eteamz.com

Tuesday, March 30

Hotlanta Volleyball Association: Intermediate League Games Agnes Scott College 141 E. College Ave. Decatur 7:30 pm $35-League Fees Players must be HVA members ($15 annual fee). www.hotlantavolleyball.org

Atlanta Rainbow Trout: Swimming & Water Polo GA Tech Aquatic Ctr. 750 Ferst Dr. 7:30 pm Development of future team members for ART Water Polo team www.atlantarainbowtrout.com

Wednesday, March 31 Front Runners Atlanta Wednesday Run. John Howell Park 869 Virginia Ave. 6:30 pm www.eteamz.com

Hotlanta Volleyball Association: Advanced League Games Agnes Scott College 141 E. Sunday, March 28 College Ave. Decatur 7:30 Atlanta Rainbow Trout: Swimming, Water Polo, Diving pm $35 (League Fees) GA Tech Aquatic Ctr. 750 Ferst Available to players who participated in Open Play.

Dr. Atlanta 11:00 am-2:00 pm Players must be HVA Train and practice in all three divisions with others in all skill members($15 annual fee). www.hotlantavolleyball.org levels.

Swimming: 11-12:30 Water Polo: 11-12:30 Diving: 12:30-2:00 (Diving Membership & Insurance required) For more info: www.atlantarainbowtrout.com

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1. Amsterdam 502 Amsterdamn Ave. 404-892-2227 myspace.com/amsterdamatlanta

18. LeBuzz 585 Franklin Road, Marietta 770-424-1337 www.thenewlebuzz.com

RETAIL/BOOKS/DVDS

2. Bellissima 560 Amsterdam Ave. 404-917-0220 myspace.com/bellissima_lounge

19. Las Margaritas 1842 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-873-4464 www.lasmargaritasatl.com

37. Brushstrokes/Capulets 1510 Piedmont Ave. 404-876-6567

3. Blake’s on the Park 227 10th St. 404-892-5786 myspace.com/blakesonthepark

20. Mary’s 1287 Glenwood Ave. 404-624-4411 www.marysatlanta.com

4. BJ Roosters 2345 Cheshire Bridge Road 404-634-5895 www.bjroostersatl.com

21. Mixx 1492 Piedmont Rd. 404-228-4372

5. Bulldogs 893 Peachtree St. 404-872-3025 6. Burkhart’s 1492-F Piedmont Road 404-872-4403 www.burkharts.com 7. Chaparral 2715 Buford Highway 678-886-3205 8. Club 708 708 Spring St. 404-874-8125 Club Europe 4001 Presidential Pkwy.

770-452-1240 www.thelionsdenatlanta.com 9. Club Opera 1150-B Peachtree St. 404-872-1150 www.operaatlanta.com 10. Eagle 308 Ponce de Leon Ave. 404-873-2453 www.atlantaeagle.com 11. Felix’s 1510-G Piedmont Road 404-249-7899 12. Friends On Ponce 736 Ponce de Leon Ave. 404-817-3820 www.friendsonponce.com 13. Gilbert’s 219 10th St. 404-872-8012 www.gilbertscafe.com 14. Heretic 2069 Cheshire Bridge Road 404-325-3061 www.hereticatlanta.com 15.HOBNOB 1551 Piedmont Ave. 404-968-2288 16. Joe’s on Juniper 1049 Juniper St. 404-875-6634 www.joesatlanta.com 17. Jungle 2115 Faulkner Road 404-844-8800 myspace.com/ jungle_bradwilliams

22. Model-T 699 Ponce de Leon Ave. 404-872-2209 23. My Sisters Room 1271 Glenwood Ave. SE 678-705-4585

36. Atlanta Leather Company 2070 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-320-8989

38. Outwrite Bookstore & Cafe 1510 Piedmont Ave. 404-607-0082 39. Poster Hut 2175 Chesre Bridge Rd. 404-633-7491

PRIVATE SOCIAL CLUBS 40. Eros 2219 Faulker Rd. 404-287-4482

41. Manifest 203 Faulkner Rd. 404-549-2815

24. New Order 1544 Piedmont Road 404-874-8247 25. Opus 1 1086 Alco St. 404-634-6478 26. Paris Decatur 308 W. Ponce de Leon 404-687-1965 myspace.com/parisdecatur 27. Phase One 4933 Memorial Dr. 404-296-4895 28. Swinging Richards 1400 Northside Dr. 404-352-0532 www.swingingrichards.com 29. 3 Legged Cowboy 931 Monroe Dr. 404-876-0001 www.3leggedcowboy.net 30. Tripps 1931 Piedmont Circle 404-724-0067 31. Vita 2110 Piedmonst Road 404-869-9422 32. Woofs 2425 Piedmont Road 404-869-9422 www.woofsatlanta.com

GYMS/SPAS/BATHS 33. FLEX 76 - 4th Street NW 404-815-0456

34. Gravity Fitness 2201 Faulker Rd. NW 404-486-0506 35. Workout Anytime 2410 Peachtree Rd. 404-351-3264

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Burkharts

Video Request NightIndustry Night 9pm

The Eagle

Amsterdam

BJ Roosters

Karaoke 11:30pm

Free Pool & Rock Music With Tony Blackjack

Male Bar Top Dancers 8pm-1am

Felix’s

Blake’s

Friends on Ponce

Smirnoff Martini Night

Drag on The Edge 11pm with Alexandria Martin

Enchanted Evnings With Ken & Donnie

Burkharts

Heretic

Jungle

Fantasy Girls Drag Show by Phoenix Doors 8:45pm American Idol Showing 9-10pm w/ show time 10:15 2nd Wednesday each month P.A.L.S bingo @6:30

LeBuzz

Hump Night & New Entertainer Showcase

Mary’s

DJ Yes Sir Spins Rock 9pm

Wii Bowling Tournament and DJ Spotlight 9pm - 3am

Model T

Free Pool & Rock Music With Tony Blackjack

LeBuzz

Paris Decatur

Talent Search & Karaoke

Open 6pm-3am

Felix’s

Mary’s

Tripps

Free Pool! Industry Night

CJ Hosting Mary-Oke @ 10pm

Taco Night - Free Tacos 5PM

Friends on Ponce

Paris Decatur

Woofs

Afternoons with Jasen 2pm

Open 6pm-3am

Woofs House Trivia starts at 8:00pm

Frogs

Swinging Richards

$1 Tacos 6-9pm

No Cover Tuesdays!

Thursday

Heretic

Woofs

Karaoke Idol 10:30pm - Close

The Eagle

Brian May is pouring up stiff drinks & great conversation.

10pm to 3 am

Jungle

Doors open 10pm Stars of the Century Drag show by Niesha Depree

LeBuzz

Free WII from 4:00 till close Industry Night!!

Wednesday 3 Legged Cowboy

Intermediate 2Step @ 8-9

Amsterdam

Get L.I.T. All Day Specials

Man Dance Cabaret GOGO Dancers Food& Drink Specials 8pm

Bellissima

Mary’s

BJ Roosters

Open 5pm DJ Va Jay Jay Spins

Model T

Texas Hold ‘Em Poker 7pm

Male Bar Top Dancers 8pm-1am

Blake’s

Open 6pm-3am

Rated R @ 11pm - starring Lady Shabazz, Shawnna Brooks, Nichelle Paris, Lateasha Shante Schuntel, Lena Lust & Destiny Brooks Half Price Apps: ALL DAY

Woofs

Burkharts

Service Industry Night $2 Well Drinks

Paris Decatur

Texas Hold’em 8pm

Tuesday 3 Legged Cowboy Basic 2 Step @ 8-9

Amsterdam

Showtunes 9pm

BJ Roosters

Male Bar Top Dancers 8pm-1am

Blake’s

Twisted Trivia @ 9pm starring The Lady Shabazz

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Karaoke Idol 10:30pm - Close w/ Shavonna B. Brooks

The Eagle

Bar Tender Chris & Blackjack

Friends on Ponce

H.U.M.P. DAY With Jeremy, Ken & Daniel

Heretic

Boys Night Out Dress Code party 10pm - 3am

Karaoke @ 9:30

3 Legged Cowboy Dance Lessons @ 8-9 Ladies Night

Amsterdam

Rita’s & Smirnoff Tini’s Special

Aurum

Ectetera! Local Artist Spotlight 8pm - 1am

Bellissima

Live DJ Entertainment

BJ Roosters

Male Bar Top Dancers 8pm-1am

Blake’s

Texas Holdem Poker @ 7p The Shawnna Factor @ 11p featuring: Alexandria Martin, Nicole Paige Books, Phoenix and Lena Lust

Burkharts

Princess Charles Fashionistas 11:30pm

The Eagle

Shirts Off Party-DJ Nat-Blackjack

Felix’s

Karaoke

Friends on Ponce

HOT NIGHTS With Jasen and Donnie

Heretic

Cafe Con Leche 10pm Latin Beats & Show w/ Lady Karima/Brent Star

LeBuzz

Ladies Night Shows

Mary’s

Themed Parties Reto DJ’s

Open 6pm-3am Live Piano Bar Sing-A-Long & Showtunes

Swinging Richards

2-4-1 Night Door Entry and VIP $10 Open 6:30pm

Woofs

Meet and Greet for “Gathering Time”!

Daily Food Specials

Friday Amsterdam

High Energy Videos 9pm

Bellissima

Tripps Bar

BJ Roosters

Woofs

Blake’s

Saturday

Burkharts

Dance Lessons @ 8-9

Felix’s

Laser Show Dance Party with DJ Steve Lynch

Great Food, Drink & Good Times

3 Legged Cowboy Amsterdam

High Energy Videos 9pm

Bellissima

Live DJ Entertainment

BJ Roosters

Live DJ Entertainment

Male Bar Top Dancers 8pm-1am

BJ Roosters

Blake’s

Male Bar Top Dancers 8pm-1am

Blake’s

Kitty LeClaw’s Meow Mix 11pm

Burkharts

Mary Edith Pitts Show 10:30pm

Chaparral

Got Leche?

Latino dance Party & Show with DJ Chirucco 10pm - Hot Latino Dancers and Divas

The Eagle

Eagle GoGo Guys & DJ Nat

Felix’s Bartenders Ray & Cory Serve it up!

Friends on Ponce

Happy Time With Daniel and Terry

Heretic

THE place to be tonight DJ Rick Walsh 10pm - 3am

Jungle

Fresh with top 40 music & Video dance party 10pm-3am

LeBuzz

Dance Party & Show

Mary’s

Open 5pm Boys Room Party Themed Party - Love DJ

Model T

Bagel Day! Free Bagels Noon-3pm

Paris Decatur

Open 6pm-4am Ab Fab & $5 Martinis

Swinging Richards

Open 6:30pm - $10 Hot Naked Men and Big Cocktails

Jealouse’s Daring Divas 11pm

Burkharts

Male Bar Top Dancers 8pm-1am

The Armorettes @ 8pm

Mary Edith Pitts Show @ 9pm

Bloody Mary & Mimosa Wallet Pleasers

Eagle

Closed- See Us On Monday!

Friends on Ponce Sunday Dinner 4pm

Paris Decatur

Open 4pm-3am Long Island Tea Dance

Tripps

Mary Edith Pitts Show 11:30pm

Free buffet 4PM Karokee 7PM

The Eagle

Woofs

Guest DJ - Blackjack

Felix’s

Karaoke with Johnny P. & Brett

Friends on Ponce

Open @ Noon with Bob Brewer

Heretic

Customer Reward Night DJ Brian Beck 10pm

Jungle

Party Night Open 10pm with Special DJ’s from all over the world. Check website for details

LeBuzz

Saturday Night Fever Show

Mary’s

Dance Party Hot Mess 9PM Differnt DJ Every Week

Paris Decatur

Open 6pm-4am Disco Inferno with DJ Ran

Swinging Richards

Open 6:30pm - $10 T-Shirt Review @ Midnight

Woofs

Great Food, Drink & Good Times

Sunday Amsterdam

Sunday Brunch 11:30am - 3pm Showtunes with a Twist 7pm

Bellissima

Live DJ Entertainment

Great Food, Drink & Good Times

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Paris Decatur to close Saturday March 27th after a final show featuring Sukeban with Kaori, The Andrew Sisters, Dax and Natasha Diaz Extravaganza.

Paris Decatur owner, Susan Bird wishes to thank everyone for the experience and their support in a press release last week.

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It has been a great run, and I have learned a lot. I have had great support from my friends, and I have met so many interesting and wonderful people that I now feel privileged to call my friends,

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Susan would like for everyone to come out this weekend for Le Grande Finale of Paris Decatur and to have a last drink with her and the staff.

Don’t miss the great show by Sukeban and your last chance to visit with old friends.

David will be on hand for a special Seen @ photo session, we hope to see you there.

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