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Issue 642

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The Brent Star Report

‘SHOT BOY’

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f you (the reader) have been keeping up with my articles, you’d think I LOVE to interview the drag stars in Atlanta---yes I do, but not exclusively!

I’m rather versatile (hell yea pun was intended).

So, nTeeways I decided to interview someone else.

Well, what had happened was, I was at a very packed Swinging Richards (on a Tuesday) and I swear, it felt like everybody and their Chihuahuas were there! I had a blast and it sure were a lot of ‘swinging’ up in there tonight! I remember back in the day when I first came out (in the late 1700s), SR used to be conservative and filled with quite a few “u can’t touch this” rules.

Times have changed, it’s now “Swanging Dicks”..

Anyway, I just happened to run into a “shot boy” that I used to work with back in the day when I did shows at Heretic. He’s tall, handsome, overly friendly…you know, a “shot boy”. I wanted to know what’s ‘behind the scenes’ in his head….well, not THAT head, but in his world. You may have seen him before, cause he gets around child, but you ain’t heard that from me.

His name is Calisto Harvalias. Let’s talk!

Brent: So how often (and where) do you work as a “shot boy”?

Calisto: I work at least 2 or 3 nights slinging shots at Blakes.

Brent: How many times does someone offer to take you home?

Calisto: You know, actually I don’t get hit on as much as people think I would. I mean I get a random grab from strangers while my hands are full with a shot tray in them. (lol) . I think by now people are like “There’s that damn shotboy in his undies again!”.

Brent: Who would DARE do such a thing and “grab” your undies…speaking of which, is that your normal attire for the evening?

Calisto: Well, my attire is a Muslim Burqa because the Gays find me CRAZY SEXY in it, haha. But of course, it’s underwear that’s small and showing off my HUGE VOLUMOUS MANHOOD. (Lol). Oh my, this interview is getting X Rated Mr. Star. (Notice, the ‘all caps’ , it’s to express his excitement. Again, pun intended) Brent: So…Are you a Top or a Bottom?

Calisto: TOP OR BOTTOM...REALLY???? Well, with somethings, I need to stay private. But l will say this, ‘I believe you got to give a little to get a little’.

Brent: So, you’re a bottom, right? JUST KIDDING! Ok, how did you get this gig? What motivated u?

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NYC, then I just did it everywhere I moved ---which is pretty much EVERYWHERE! I’m such a damn Gypsy.

Brent: One of my favorite musicals. Does your job ever effect your relationships?

Calisto: Of course it’s effected my relationships.

But I will say that even though I’m a very GOOD HEARTED person, I will stand up for what I believe in. Currently, I am in a Long Term Relationship and he is the only one who’s tough enough to show me what’s what!

Brent: Now tell me about your other job?

Calisto: Oh gawd Brent! I work like a Hebrew slave! 5 days as a Hair Stylist at Paragon Your Salon and a Day or so a week on a horse farm in Conyers. I swear I was Jamaican in another life. (lol)..

Brent: Damn! So, what’s your long term goal?

Calisto: In 10 years I want to still be slinging shots!

Lol. No, I’d passed the torch by then. I’d like to own my own salon, have my own hair line, be married and live in the country on a horse farm, but of course, still have a place in the city to get a club night on here and there. (lol).

Brent: Un huh, yea, still slinging shots on the side like you said! (lol). Any last words to the readers?

Calisto: CALL TODAY TO GET HELLA SEXY HAIR 404.881.1451 My hair will get you laid!

Seriously, I LOVE doing hair. Also, THANK YOU Brent Star and all your readers, I leave you with my personal quote...”Walk with your eyes showing your Strength, Determination, and Will to make your dreams turn into reality. Never let anyone or anything deter or stop you from obtaining your goals. The end results will be breath taking”.

Thank you, Calisto. And yes, behind those small pair of underwear, is a “GOOD HEARTED” person indeed. Until next week bitchesssssss!!!! Don’t read the girls, but instead read THE BRENT STAR REPORT! Where to catch Brent Star: Mondays at Einsteins (with RuPaul’s contestants Nicole Paige Brooks of season 2 and Mariah Paris Balenciaga of season 3), Saturdays at Tijuana Garage and a few times a month on Thursdays and Sundays at Burkharts and everywhere else that pays! w w w. f a c e b o o k . c o m / Mr.BrentStar

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There really haven’t been any cool famous Hancocks in my opinion. Sure, there was John, with his giant, flamboyant signature on the Declaration of Independence. He was the first to sign it and made sure his signature would be remembered. Did someone say diva? He gave all us future Hancocks a promising start, but now you pretty much just see the name attached to fabric stores, insurance companies and various Hicksville counties.

I had high hopes when I heard Will Smith was making a movie a few years ago called “Hancock,” but let’s face it, it sucked. Some people liked it, sure.

Sometimes it even comes up in conversation, as in, “Hey Hancock, can you really fly?” Nevertheless, it was hardly an Academy Award-winner that would put the name Hancock back in play.

As a child, I was always so embarrassed of my name.

Having older boys constantly hurling “hand-oncock” jokes doesn’t do much for a pre-pubescent boy.

Granted, I didn’t completely know what all the jokes meant back then. I just knew that seeing someone smirk and hearing their hard emphasis on “cock” when saying my name made me cringe. And a little queasy.

Even though there is no “d” in the name, people love to assume it belongs there. It’s Han-cock, not Handcock, thank you very much.

Every year I hated the first day of school. Teachers would start calling the roll, and it would start with normal names: “Addison, Anderson, Brown.”

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I can only imagine what life must be like for former Major League Baseball outfielder and designated hitter Rusty Kuntz. He appeared in 84 games and drove in the game-winning RBI of game 5 of the 1984 World Series, which helped the Tigers win that year, but I’m sure he knows how it feels to constantly be the butt of a joke without even doing anything.

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Sure, a lot of people have funny last names. Names that always make me giggle a little. There’s Butts, Cox, Boehner, Glasscock, and Kuntz, to name a few.

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my seat in anticipation of my name being called.

“Coleman, Evans, Ford.” Would it be different this time? Would no one pay much attention to the name?

Fat chance.

“Hancock. Hancock?”

“Here.”

Silence. Then inevitably . . . bahahaha!

It’d be all downhill from there.

It wasn’t until later adolescence when I discovered that having my hand on my cock maybe wasn’t so bad after all. Just not in public. Oh, I could entertain myself for hours. And I did. Sometimes with a TV guide and half-naked pictures of Brad Pitt or Matthew McConaughey.

In high school there was a relief period when I was outshadowed by a huge nerd who had a similar last name but spelled it a little differently. By then I was used to lying low and staying under the radar, but what a relief to have the attention off me. I even threw him under the bus from time to time. Kids were cruel, and so was I. Hey, it was all about survival.

As an adult, I’m no longer embarrassed. Mostly.

Occasionally and inevitably, I have a flashback and sink into my chair when I hear my name called out at a doctor’s office, restaurant or neighborhood car repair shop.

If I ever decide to perform in drag, I’ll probably keep Hancock as my drag name. Maybe something like Jackie Hancock or Hoowanza Hancock.

As a writer, I love it when celebrities comment on it during interviews. Del Shores loved it. Deven Green had fun saying it a few times and emphasizing the “cock.” I would have died if Lance Bass had said anything about it. My knees were already shaking enough during that interview as it was, although I wonder how often he was called Lance Ass? Before he became a super star and gay icon, of course.

No, I’ve never considered changing the name. It is what it is. I guess we all have things about ourselves that make us uncomfortable from time to time.

At least my name isn’t Wanker.

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He left that role for the job he holds today, make-up man to America’s queen of dish, Wendy Williams.

That means P. Diddy must rank high.

Most definitely. I’ve been working with Diddy for years. I was the key groomer at Bad Boy before moving to The Wendy Williams show.

What’s your connection to Housewives of Atlanta’s Kandi Burruss?

We are friends. I have done her makeup a few times.

She is exactly like what you see on TV; very sweet, endearing, silly, a jokester and oh so very sexy. I have a soft spot for her.

Do you prefer daytime TV to working with the music stars?

I like working with both daytime and music stars. I can be a wild child like many of the music artists I work with, so we collaborate well together. I think working on daytime brings me back to reality. Daytime TV is a bit more tamed, which I need every once in a while.

But working with music artists affords a bit more creative freedom which I relish.

You got your start in Atlanta.

I did! I worked at the Appeal Hair Studio.

How did you go from Atlanta Peach to the Big Apple?

I hit a glass ceiling in Atlanta. There was nothing left to conquer. NYC is hair and make-up mecca and I knew if I wanted to continue to be challenged, I had to make the move.

Was it tough adjusting to a new city?

Man, moving to New York City was one on the hardiest things I’ve ever done in my life. I came with nothing.

No friends. No job leads. It was the total leap of faith you can only take when you’re young and don’t know any better.

Sometimes it pays to shake things up in life.

It has definitely paid off for me. I can honestly say today, I wouldn’t change anything about that decision to move.

You’ve worked with some of the top urban artists.

Names like P Diddy, Mary J, Usher and Ludacris.

I’ve been incredibly fortunate.

Who has been your favorite?

(Laughs) I hate that question! They are all my favorites, especially the ones that call me back!

How did you get the job with Wendy Williams?

The person who was doing her hair at the time referred me and set up the initial meeting. I guess I charmed her because she hired me and we’ve been working together ever since.

What do you think of Wendy being on Dancing with the Stars?

I love that Wendy is on the show. It shows her enormous courage. She has never had formal training in dance. I don’t know any one else with the strength to try something new in front of all of America and then allow criticism.

Were you there when Wendy interviewed the Queen of Soul. Aretha Franklin?

I was and can I tell you the best part? It was when Aretha remembered me from when I made her up for a Jet magazine cover two years ago. That was humbling.

Do you ever just have to stop and pinch yourself?

I do. Sometimes I have to step back and take it all in. I tend to be a perfectionist and I’m rarely satisfied. I can forget how blessed I am if I don’t stop to smell the roses every once in a while.

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Osteoporosis

It doesn’t just affect women…

By David Morris, MD, and Laura Reidich, RN Through television advertising, you probably know osteoporosis is a disease that causes the skeleton to weaken and bones to break. In fact, you probably know someone who is affected by osteoporosis. But did you know osteoporosis does not just affect women?

Before we tell you about bone loss in men – and things you can do to prevent, slow or reverse such – let’s recap osteoporosis facts.

Osteoporosis is characterized by severely low bone mineral density and a critical loss of bone mass and strength. Osteopenia is more prevalent and is characterized by a less severe reduction in bone mineral density. Fractures from osteoporosis usually occur in the hip, spine or wrist. Hip fractures are particularly serious.

So, back to what guys need to know: Osteoporosis in men is under-diagnosed, undertreated and inadequately researched. It currently affects 13 percent of men over age 50 in the U.S. According to Medline, the premier database of the U.S. National Library of Medicine, “rates of osteoporosis in men are expected to increase nearly 50 percent in the next 15 years, and hip fractures are projected to double or triple by 2040.”

Perhaps because of greater age at time of injury, men who sustain hip fractures are more likely than women to die from complications. One-fifth of hip fractures occur in men. About 20 percent of people with a hip fracture die within one year of injury.

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And, although “primary osteoporosis” is related to advanced age, “secondary osteoporosis” may have multiple contributing factors, including: • Use of Glucocorticoid Medications – these are steroid medications used to treat diseases such as asthma and rheumatoid arthritis. Bone loss is a common side effect of chronic use of these medications.

• Hypogonadism – an abnormally low level of testosterone may cause osteoporosis.

Testosterone replacement may be helpful in slowing bone loss.

• Alcohol Abuse – may decrease bone density. Low bone mass is common among men being treated for alcohol abuse and addiction.

• Smoking – among men who smoke there is a higher rate of bone loss, and hip and vertebral fractures are more common.

• Absorptive Disorders of the Gastrointestinal Tract – Calcium, Vitamin D and other nutrients are essential to good bone health. When chronic diarrhea or other GI diseases prevent adequate absorption of these nutrients, bone loss occurs.

• Inadequate Physical Exercise – Without regular weight-bearing activity, bone density can decline rapidly.

• Low Body Weight and/or Weight Loss are associated with increased risk for osteoporosis. Body Mass Index (BMI) less than 20-25kg/m2 and/or a weight loss of greater than 10 percent of usual or ideal body weight are strong risk factors.

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retroviral therapy (ART) plays in the development of osteoporosis, but several researchers have noted significantly higher rates in people taking protease inhibitors, a specific class of HIV drugs.

However, there have also been reports showing high rates of bone mineral density loss in antiretroviral-naive people; that is, people with HIV who are not taking ART. Prolonged duration of infection or some mechanism linked to HIV may be a key factor in the prevalence of osteoporosis in HIV-infected people.

• Chronic Diseases affecting the kidneys, lungs or GI tract or which alter hormone levels increase the risk for osteoporosis.

Diagnosis of osteoporosis is based on reduced bone mineral density (BMD) as measured by DXA scan. This scan is expensive but is usually covered by insurance.

Treatment may include • Counseling about risk factors and contributing factors to osteoporosis; • Calcium (1200mg) and Vitamin D (1000 IUs) supplementation; • Hormone replacement if hypogonadal; and • Medication therapies to specifically treat osteoporosis, such as • Bisphosphonates, • Calcitonin, or • Teriparatide.

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Be healthy.

David Morris is a physician with Pride Medical, Inc., which provides state-of-the-art comprehensive quality medical care in a multidisciplinary environment. He is certified in HIV care by the American Academy of HIV Medicine.

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En la próxima salida intente por todos los medios no sentarme cerca de él, no insinuar nada o repetir nada de mi accionar anterior, las cosas se habían vuelto un poco densas entre nosotros y no quería que la conformación del grupo se vea atormentada por un poco de sexo, buen sexo pero sexo al fin. A pesar de mis intentos titanicos en el momento de irme cuando me pregunto si quería que me acompañase a mi casa, no me negué. Buenos besos, Buen sexo, otra vez despertar solo.

La situación se me estaba tornando, ya en este punto, mas que rara un poco molesta, todo bien con el sexo furtivo y ocasional luego de una noche de copas, pero por lo menos dejemos los puntos en claros de como va a ser nuestra relación de ahora en mas. Amigos, Amantes o Conocidos, todo no.

El tiempo pasó y no me quedo otra que resignar la relación, sino podíamos hablar de lo importante, no iba a malgastar mi tiempo en trivialidades...

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May 5 (Thur) Indulge

9:00 p.m. Indulge, brought to you by Chris Coleman Enterprises, promises to bring some heat this summer.

Come mingle at Whiskey Park at The W Midtown, 188 14th Street NE. It’s THE place to be Thursday nights. Drink specials, special guests, giveaways.

Free admission.

Amateur Night Drag King Show

9:00 p.m. at LeBuzz, 585 Franklin Rd. in Marietta. Think you have what it takes to be a drag king? Just want to watch a great show? Only the first six contestants through the door will be allowed to compete. Bring one song, and bring your game. The winner is determined by a crowd vote, so make sure your friends are there to support you. The winner will have the chance to perform 3 songs at a later date. 18 to arty, 21 to drink! For more information, go to www. thenewlebuzz.com.

May 6 (Fri) Lesbian Speed Dating

8:30 – 10:00 p.m. at Bellissima, 560 Amsterdam Ave. Come out and join other women in search of soul mates, best friends, lovers, roommates, partners, and more at this monthly event. Try it once and you’ll be addicted! Sign in at 8:30 p.m. Starts at 9 p.m. sharp.

Participant Fee $10, includes one free drink, “The Love Potion.” If you don’t want to come alone, bring your friends. They are more than welcome to watch the fun from the bar. You only pay if you participate.

No cover to come in and drink, watch or show your support. Your male friends and couples are also welcome to the party, but the date is for all the single ladies.

Dragnique

9:30 p.m. Season 2 of Dragnique is underway, hosted

by Eve Michaels. Come see fresh drag talent with an interesting way to raise money for community resources. This 7-week competition consists of local contestants. Each Friday begins with doors at 9:30 p.m. and show time at 10:30pm. The show will run an average of 1.5 to 2 hours. The reoccurring head judge is Phoenix, and each week, a different celebrity judge plus a charity judge who collects all the tips from the evening for the charity of their choice. $3 Miller High Life 160z all night. For more information, go to www. jungleclubatlanta.com.

May 7 (Sat) Georgia Renaissance Festival

10:30 a.m. – 6:00 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays, Georgia Renaissance Fest, through June 5. For 26 years, RenFest fans have been coming to this multi-acre kingdom, a re-creation of a 16th-Century European Country Faire where you can shop, eat and revel with a cast of nearly 1,000 colorfully costumed characters. Ten stages of music and comedy shows 36 davidatlanta

are set against a permanent backdrop of Tudor homes and enchanting cottages! Cheer your champion knight at the Royal Joust Arena. Feast like a King on the hearty food and drink of the period, shop for fine handcrafted treasures and watch demonstrations of the time- honored arts of weaving, coin minting, spinning, sculpting, glass blowing, and leather crafting and enjoy games and rides for all ages. Take I-85 to Exit 61 – Fairburn/Peachtree City. Turn left off the exit and travel west 2 miles to the Festival entrance on the right. FREE Parking! Open Rain or Shine, no pets allowed, no outside food or beverage allowed.

Adult tickets: $19.95, senior tickets (60+): $17.95, child tickets (6-12): $8.95, children 5 and under are free. For more information, go to www.garenfest.com.

“Bear Nation” at Atlanta Film Festival

9:35 p.m. The Atlanta Film Festival ends this year with “Bear Nation,” one of this year’s Feature Competition films in the Pink Peach (LGBT) category.

From the director of “Small Town Gay Bar” this hilarious film examines what it means to find community and personal acceptance.

It is told from the viewpoint of a bunch of misfits belonging to a sub-culture within a sub-culture: Bears. The Atlanta Film Festival is the largest and longestrunning film festival in Atlanta. For tickets or more information, go to www.atlantafilmfestival.com.

Drag Show at Burkhart’s

11:30 p.m. Come have fun at one of Atlanta’s most popular drag show locations every Friday and Saturday nights at 1492 Piedmont Rd. This is a oneof-a-kind show with Alicia Kelly, Angelica De Paige, Ashley Kruiz, Regina Ryan, Savannah Leigh and more. Always a great time! Be sure to pick up a free raffle ticket at the front door for a chance to win a $100 gift card.

May 8 (Sun) Georgia Renaissance Festival

10:30 a.m. – 6:00 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays, Georgia Renaissance Fest, through June 5. For 26 years, RenFest fans have been coming to this multiacre kingdom, a re-creation of a 16th-Century European Country Faire where you can shop, eat and revel with a cast of nearly 1,000 colorfully costumed characters. Ten stages of music and comedy shows are set against a permanent backdrop of Tudor homes and enchanting cottages! Cheer your champion knight at the Royal Joust Arena. Feast like a King on the hearty food and drink of the period, shop for fine handcrafted treasures and watch demonstrations of the timehonored arts of weaving, coin minting, spinning, sculpting, glass blowing, and leather crafting and enjoy games and rides for all ages. Take I-85 to Exit 61 – Fairburn/Peachtree City. Turn left off the exit and travel west 2 miles to the Festival entrance on the

welcomes a new house, a new cast and a new concept, including special guests each week and, of course, more cha-cha-cha.

Enjoy $2 Tacos.

Stars of the Century

10:30 p.m. Jungle Club, 2115 Faulkner Rd., $10 admission. Come see the hottest drag show in town, the Stars of the Century! Doors open at 10:30 p.m. with the New Kids Show starting at 11 p.m. Stars of the Century starts at midnight.

The legendary Niesha Dupree hosts the cast, which includes Jasmine Bonet, Necole Luv Dupree, Stasha Sanchez, Raquell Lord, Chantel Lord, Diamond Monroe, and male leads Archie Bonet, Joe Jackson, R’darius Black, Al Milan Dupree, and Christopher Iman. You never know which special guests may drop by.

right. FREE Parking! Open Rain or Shine, no pets allowed, no outside food or beverage allowed. Adult tickets: $19.95, senior tickets (60+): $17.95, child tickets (6-12): $8.95, children 5 and under are free. For more information, go to www.garenfest.com.

May 10 (Tues)

3:30 p.m. Chris Coleman Enterprises has added a Sunday late afternoon event to your summer roster.

OPERA nightclub is opening up their outdoor veranda/ piazza with gorgeous cabanas, a live DJ, frozen drink machines and HOT shirtless bartenders.

No cover. This event will start May 1st with DJ Lydia Prim and run every Sunday. OPERA is located at 1159 Crescent Avenue.

an LGBT friendly community orchestra, is always seeking new players to fill out sections, and you are invited. They are looking for string—especially violin and double bass—trombone players, as well as percussionists. No audition is required. However, they do play some challenging pieces, and therefore a minimum of high school experience is preferred. For more information, go to www.atlantaphilarmonic.org.

Atlanta Philharmonic Rehearsal Sunday Cool Down at OPERA 7:30 p.m. The Atlanta Philharmonic Orchestra,

Atlanta Freedom Bands Fishbowls and Glee Spring Concert Kickoff 8:00 p.m.

6:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m. at St. Paul United Methodist Church, 501 Grant Street SE. Atlanta Freedom Bands seeks musicians to join the Concert Band.

They are beginning a new concert cycle, so now is the perfect time to join. They are seeking players for their brass, woodwind and percussion sections. There are no auditions, just good music with great people. For more information, go to www. atlantafreedombands.com.

Armorettes at Burkhart’s

7:00 p.m. Join Atlanta’s camp drag queens as they return to Burkhart’s for a fun weekly show full of laughs and mayhem. The Armorettes have been premiere fundraisers for HIV/AIDS in the gay and lesbian community for years while providing the absolute best in camp drag entertainment. For more information, go to www.armorettes.com.

May 9 (Mon) Dragamundo

8:00 p.m. Join Bubba Dee Licious and a cast of female impersonators over dinner as the former Dragamaki has moved from its old home at Nickiemoto’s to Las Margaritas, 1842 Cheshire Bridge Rd., and is now called “Dragamundo.” Each Monday night, Bubba

Things are heating up on Glee!

Come watch Kurt, Sue Sylvester, Rachel, Finn, Mr. Shuster and the gang on 21 screens at Amsterdam, 502A Amsterdam Ave., near Piedmont Park.

Friendly, neighborhood atmosphere with great drink specials including Amsterdam fish bowls. Draft specials all day long. Stick around after the show for music videos with VJ Vaughn.

May 11 (Wed) “Alabama Prom Night” at P.A.L.S. Bingo

6:45 p.m. at Jungle Club Doors open at 6:30 p.m.

Hosted by Bubba D. Licious with special co-host Amber Divine. $10.00 to play with student or military ID. Join the fun! Dress the theme! For more information go to www.palsatlanta.org.

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Horoscopes Aries If you’ve been putting off that big talk with your sweetie, now is the time to sit down and get started. Even if your communication is great, you should find that it’s easier than ever to make yourself heard.

SAGITTARIUS Life is usually pretty easy for you, but at the moment, you’ll have to sidestep a few roadblocks you hadn’t seen coming. Deal with them head on instead of turning aside and avoiding the inevitable.

TAURUS It’s a good time to anticipate a message or email from someone in the family. It may not be a huge crisis, but it will be pretty weird, so expect to have to deal with it soon. It may take longer than you think.

CAPRICORN You have to get down with your people this week, no matter what it takes. Your social energy is absolutely unstoppable, and you will be at your best when surrounded by the folks you like best.

GEMINI Your communication skills are strong at the moment, and you should be able to present yourself well in person, over the phone or via text. The hotties will start moving your way soon.

AQUARIUS You are feeling great, and everyone can see you are the go-to person for good times. Feel free to host a party or point the activities of the day this week in a specific direction. After all, your energy is well grounded.

CANCER Your creative energy is plentiful, and if you feel like channeling it into some sort of artistic endeavor, go for it! You won’t lose. Just make sure your people get to see you at least a little — they need some face time.

PISCES Money issues are going to dominate your thinking for much of the week — try not to let them get you down. It may be a good time to reconsider how you allow cash to flow through your life.

Leo You are feeling great, and your way with words is better than ever. If anyone in particular needs to hear from you, now is the time to take them aside and whisper into their ear. They’ll get it.

VIRGO It’s time to clear the air between you and a loved one. You have one set of ideas; they have another. Addressing these concerns directly will help keep the situation from becoming too volatile later on.

LIBRA A new and quirky side of you is about to step into the spotlight — and just in time. You enjoy nothing more than mixing it up with different types of people, especially when you spot a few real cuties in the mix SCORPIO No matter what you think going in to it, if you go on a date this week you’ll be amazed at how compatible the two of you are. There’s no need to rush off to Vegas for a quick hitch, but it should be sweet.

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M-Dragamundo (formerly Dragamaki) with Bubba D. Licious and guests T-Crazy Bitch Bingo 7:30pm M-Free Pool W-Karaoke 8pm 2. Bellissima T-Smirnoff Martini Night TH-Crazy Bitch Bingo 7:30PM 560-B Amsterdam Ave. TH-Karaoke with Brett & Tyler 10pm SU-All You Can Eat Brunch 11AM404-917-0220 F-Bartenders Serve it up!

3PM myspace.com/bellissima_lounge S-Karaoke with Brett & Tyler 10pm SU-Bloody Mary & Mimosa Wallet 20. Mary’s 3. Blake’s on the Park Pleasers 1287 Glenwood Ave. 227 10th St. 404-624-4411 404-892-5786 12. Friends On Ponce www.marysatlanta.com myspace.com/blakesonthepark 736 Ponce De Leon Ave. 404-817-3820 M-Open 5pm - DJ Va Jay Jay Spins M-Drag On The Edge Show 11pm www.friendsonponce-atl.com T-CJ Hosting Mary-Oke @ 10pm DJ T-1/2 Price Appetizers Yes Sir Spins Rock 9pm 11am-8pm-Blake’s Wild Card M-Afternoons with Jasen 2pm W-Themed Parties Reto DJ’s Show-11pm T-Let’s Make A Deal 3D Thursdays TH-Open 5pm - Boys Room Party W-FEATHERS & FLESH W-Disco & Dazzle with Diva Jasen F-Themed Party - Love DJ BURLESQUE REVUE 11pm TH-HOT NIGHTS With Jasen and S-Dance Party Hot Mess 9PM TH-Texas Hold’Em Poker 7pmDonnie Differnt DJ Every Week The Shawnna Factor Show 11pm F-Happy Time w/ Daniel &Terry F-Kitty LeClaw’s Meow Mix S-Open @ Noon with Bob Brewer 21. Mixx Show 11pm 1492 Piedmont Rd. S-Jealouse’s Daring Divas Show 13. Gilbert’s 404-228-4372 11pm 219 10th St. SU-Sunday Brunch 12-3-DJ’s 404-872-8012 22. Model-T Bill Berdeaux & Daryl Cox Spin www.gilbertscafe.com 699 Ponce De Leon Ave. All Night 404-872-2209 14. Heretic www.modeltatlanta.com 4. BJ Roosters 2069 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 2345 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-325-3061 Facebook: Modelt Atlanta 404-634-5895 www.hereticatlanta.com Twitter: ModelTAtlanta www.bjroostersatl.com Myspace: modeltatlanta M-INDUSTRY NIGHT with Brian.

Youtube: TheModelTAtlanta 5. Bulldogs Dance floor open @10pm - No Blogspot: modeltatlanta.blogspot.

893 Peachtree St. Cover. com 404-872-3025 T-TIME WARP - 70’s, 80’s & 90’s music with Paul. Dance floor open M- B-I-N-G-O Nights with Curtis!

6. Burkhart’s @10pm - No Cover.

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1492-F Piedmont Rd. W-H.U.M.P. Dress Code Party w/ Try a Pink Cadillac.

404-872-4403 DJ LYDIA PRIM. 75¢ Keystone Light T-Nut Flush Poker Night. Gary & www.burkharts.com Draft. 10pm - No Cover.

Elvis serve up their TH-¡¡¡AZUCA’!!! Latin Night Hot best. Have Gary’s Kamikaze.

M-Karaoke Idol 11:30PM Tribal Beats with DJ KARLITOS W-Karaoke, So you think you can T-Karaoke 11:30PM F-PRIMAL URGES with DJ LYDIA SING with Pat & Tina W-Karaoke Idol 11:30PM PRIM 10pm No Cover til 11pm from Virtually Famous TH-“The Fashionistas” hosted by $5 after.

TH-Ron, Gary & Michael swerve up Princess Charles! 11:30PM S-HOT GUEST DJ WEEKLY - No their Best! Ask Michael for a F-“Total Request” with Angelica Cover til 11pm!!

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D’Paige! 11:30PM SU-Closed Sundays!

F-Nut Flush Poker Night. Show us S-“P.O.P.!” hosted by Princess your Poker Face. Michael Charles! 11:30PM 15.HOBNOB is serving it up.

SU-7 PM “The Armorette’s”! 9:30 1551 Piedmont Ave. S-Free Tacos Day. Come out and PM “The Dreams” with Shavonna 404-968-2288 eat. 3 pm until it’s gone.

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S-Game Day. Come enjoy a great 16. Joe’s on Juniper game & Sunday Dinner with Ron! 3 7. Chaparral 1049 Juniper St. pm 2715 Buford Hwy. 404-875-6634 www.chaparralalternative.com www.joesatlanta.com 23. My Sisters Room F-Got Leche? 10pm - Hot Latino 1271 Glenwood Ave. SE Dancers 17. Jungle 678-705-4585 2115 Faulkner Rd. 9. Club Opera 404-844-8800 24. New Order 1150-B Crescent Ave. jungleclubatlanta.com 1544 Piedmont Rd. 404-872-1150 404-874-8247 www.operaatlanta.com M-Stars of the Century Show 11pm F-Dragnique Talent Search 25. Opus 1 10. Eagle Competition. Doors Open 9:30pm.

1086 Alco St. 306 Ponce De Leon Ave. Dance Party Follows 404-634-6478 404-873-2453 S-Special Guest DJs Dance Party www.atlantaeagle.com 26. Oscar’s 18. LeBuzz 1510-C Piedmont Ave N.E. M-Comedy TV-Free Pool with 585 Franklin Rd. (Marietta) www.oscarsatlanta.com Tony 770-424-1337 T-Rock Music-Free Pool with www.thenewlebuzz.com T-Show Tunes & Glee 8pm Tony

W-80s Music with Travis-Tim’s 19. Las Margaritas 27. Swinging Richards Black Jack 1842 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 1400 Northside Dr. TH-Karaoke with Mikey-Tim’s Black 404-873-4464 404-352-0532 Jack www.lasmargaritasatl.com www.swingingrichards.com F-Club Nights-DJ Dance Party S-Club Nights-DJ Dance Party

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T-$5 Cover After Midnight W-2-4-1 VIP Room TH-2-4-1 Door & 2-4-1 VIP Room F-Open 6:30pm - $10 - Hot Naked Men and Big Cocktails S-Open 6:30pm - $10 28. 3 Legged Cowboy 931 Monroe Dr. 404-876-0001 www.3leggedcowboy.net T-Family Poker 7:30pm W-Intermediate 2 Step @ 8-9 TH-Dance Lessons @ 8-9 - Ladies Night F-Sugar Baby’s Trailer Park Revue10pm S-Dance Lessons @ 8-9 29. Tripps 1931 Piedmont Cir. 404-724-0067 W-Taco Buffet 5pm TH-Karaoke with Darlene 9pm F-Laser Show Dance Party with DJ Steve Lynch S-Cookout 2pm SU-Complimentary Buffet 3pmKaraoke 7pm

10. Rawhide Leather under The Atlanta Eagle 306 Ponce de Leon Ave NE 404-881-0031 PRIVATE SOCIAL CLUBS 40. Eros 2219 Faulkner Rd. 404-287-4482 41. Manifest 2103 Faulkner Rd. 404-549-2815 Atlanta Tourist Spots A. Atlanta Botanical Gardens B. Atlanta History Center C. Atlantic Station D. Centennial Olympic Park E. CNN - Atlanta F. Fox Theater G. Georgia Aquarium H. Georgia State Capitol I. High Museum of Art J. Margaret Mitchell House K. The Atlanta Opera and The Atlanta Ballet L. The Atlanta Symphony Orchestra M. Virginia-Highlands N. World of Coca-Cola O. Zoo Atlanta

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CLUB ONE 1 Jefferson Street-912-232-0200 www.clubone-online.com

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36. Brushstrokes/Capulets 1510 Piedmont Ave. 404-876-6567 37. Boy Next Door 1447 Piedmont Rd. 404.873.2264 www.boynextdoor.biz 38. Outwrite Bookstore & Cafe 991 Piedmont Ave. 404-607-0082 39. Poster Hut 2175 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-636-7491

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Here’s a tip for the non-tipping drag queens. Oh look, my ex boyfriend Wait! Shouldn’t I be the one getting the tip finally hooked up with a since you’re the one getting the free drinks? bartender. Classy! It’s about time he found someone at his We in our 40s go for younger guys because own level. older guys all seem to be bipolar in Atlanta.

To the guy at the gym: Ok, you’re handsome and muscular, but what makes you think I’m into your tan, tats, tight t-shirt, super short shorts and perfectly buzzed hair? Do you realize you look like a woman?

I don’t beat around the bush. However, I do trim it from time to time.

You use your cute face and big dick to hook up with dudes on Craigslist, then bitch to your friends that you’re tired of being treated poorly by guys and used for sex. News flash: that makes you sound like a big dick.

If you want me to make it strong, why don’t you ask for a double? That’s what you are getting charged for.

What job are you telling everyone you have this week? Last I know of you have not worked in three years and I am paying the bills!

So manly, especially your hands. Before I go home with you let me ask, are you sure you are female?

Your expensive clothes and accessories do not compensate for the lack of intellectual stimulation you provide.

Come on, Bravo. When are you going to bring us ‘The Real Twinks of Atlanta’ so we can laugh our asses off at boys fighting over eyeliner, meth and sugar daddies?

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