David Magazine | Atlanta Issue 613

OCTOBER 13, 2010

ISSUE 613

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The Dating Diet

Fantasy Football

By Anthony Paull

Big things happen to those who wait! Yes! That’s what my friends tell me when they call, and I inform them that I haven’t met or talked to anyone on a romantic level in six months.

Others, like my dad, think I’m lying, that I’m a closet whore who has slumber parties with indie rockers when I get done shooting and interviewing them for the paper. Yes, I’m such a legend, except my penis isn’t speaking to me out of spite – and last night, my asshole declared a holy war. Basically, from what I can tell, the hole is threatening to, a-hem, close up.

Funny, I never knew my butt was religious, but I think its learned helplessness in the last few days, and now, it’s threatening to open a mosque near Ground Zero. Yeah, I know; my ass is famous.

That was my butt in the news, stealing all the press when I’m in the midst of a depression. And I know, I know, “But we’re in a recession, and everyone is depressed.”

Yeah…try telling that to my butt. The selfish thing – it just wants attention.

Therefore, to silence it, I have been going out, kind of. There’s this sexy bar with a great foreign beer selection and a fire pit in the middle of the star-canopied backyard, and when I’m frisky I slice up a shirt and stick on a really, really, tight pair of skinny jeans, and, voila, I’m a slut!

Well, not really. I mean, my dad would love that, because he thinks gay men just go gay to be sluts, but I’m more of a prude. Well, I guess I’d be more of a tease if I were actually teasing anyone. But for the most part, everyone is (snore, snore, snore) straight, and I just can’t compete with pussy. It always wins. Well, except when the wrong guy is in the right kind of mood due to the beer in his belly.

Tonight, he comes in the too heavenly form of a tall, wiry hipster who finds Pabst Blue Ribbon hip because he thinks it’s the cheapest way to get me drunk.

Like I need to be drunk to be a slut. Hello, college is over! I’ve evolved.

Besides, I’m a lightweight. I can get drunk on Sprite if it’s been lying out too long. “Awesome, then you’ll be a cheap date,” Mr. Hipster jokes, scratching his black mustache. “Not that I’ve ever dated a guy. But for you, I’d think about it.

Seriously, I don’t know WHAT the fuck I am.”

“Well, buy me an expensive beer, and I’ll help you figure it out,” I inform him.

Yes, I’m so brave, for a second, and then I flee, run-walking to the other side of the unlit fire pit, where a group of college kids compare tattoos.

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and football pads on a wood plank of a stage.

The leader, wrapped in Christmas lights, sings a torch song about someone teaching him how to die. I think of giving him instructions, seeing as lately, I feel like a pro.

That’s the thing about ending a long-term relationship – every breath is a tiny death unless you’re ready to seal the coffin. Unfortunately, I like to think there’s life left with my ex; even if we’re just friends, how do we make it through to the other side alive? How do I handle seeing him with someone else? How will he see me? How do I pretend not to care?

“You ask too many questions,” Mr. Hipster tells me. Later, drunk and brazen, he surprises me with the beer I requested, plopping down beside me on a picnic bench, where he toys with my camera.

“Wrong, I asked you one question,” I correct him. “And I’ll ask again. Why do you keep following me?”

“Because you think I’m cute,” he slurs, being ever so clever. And true, he is cute, but I’m not willing to admit that because he’s not willing to admit he likes guys. When I grill him about it, he just laughs and then gets real serious. “Look, don’t judge me, man. I don’t know what I like, but I like talking to you, ok?” He makes it so simple.

Still, I find no rhyme, no reason to this encounter, other than the words of advice I recently received from a friend. “Quit thinking every guy you meet has to be Mr. Right. You attract the kind of man your soul needs. Right now, your soul has a hole, so repair it before you meet the right one. You had Mr. Right. You might need Mr. Right Now or Mr. Wrong. He might be what your soul is calling….”

Hence, I’m writing this in a brave attempt to be all right with feeling all wrong all the time. In fact, I’m naming it Fantasy Football, so it will get in the wrong search engine so the wrong people will read it, because I’m that punk rock, and I’m that fucked up.

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I’m sick of shape shifting, afraid of the stigma attached to being single. True, I’m lost, but I’m determined to love it, because I’m not ready to love anyone else. BUT I can like someone.

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ESCAPE ARTIST

By Paul Bruno

“The scene is more fun than ever,” gleams DJ Escape. “Artists like Lady Gaga and Beyonce” both of whom appear on his latest album, Global Groove: Dance 3 - “have ushered in a new brand of high energy, happy music to the dance floor.”

A self-proclaimed evangelist for club music, Escape is making a concerted effort on his latest cd promo tour to recruit new, young fans to the genre.

“I play familiar mainstream music, but not the versions you’ll hear on the radio,” he continues.

“I re-work the classics specifically for my dance floor. You won’t hear my versions anywhere else.”

Hear for yourself when Escape spins Atlanta’s Jungle on Saturday.

What’s the best perk in being a popular deejay?

Doing what I love. Music is my life, and it’s made an amazing life for me. I’ve traveled the world playing for all kinds of crowds. Making people get up and dance and forget their problems may not be as rewarding as saving lives, but taking them to a better place, even if only for a few hours, is the reason I do what I do.

You’ve been deejaying for a long time. How do you keep yourself motivated?

Music is constantly evolving.

New sounds and styles are always changing so I’m always motivated to play something new. Producing and remixing also gives me the opportunity to create what I believe the crowd craves. Truthfully, it’s hard not to be motivated! I sometimes can’t sleep because I have too much inspiration in my head.

What sound will you be playing at Jungle?

Dark, sexy, energetic, tribal music.

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Do you ever step out from the booth and bust your moves on the dancefloor?

All the time! I’m a true club kid.

You’re known for re-working popular radio hits. What are you working on now?

I am in the studio today remixing Zayra’s new single, “Baby Likes to Bang”. I’m also putting the finishing touches on some new productions that will release mid fall.

Who’s your favorite artist?

It’s hard to pick a favorite. I like so many artists and songs. Some of my favorite from this year have been Alicia Keys, Toni Braxton, Macy Grey…

How do you maintain your physique with such a busy travel schedule?

Hitting the gym five to six days a week is the only way I can stay in shape. I love to eat. I’ve learned to do it in moderation.

What keeps you happy?

Doing what I love and surrounding myself with people I love and who love me. I have so much to be thankful for and I remind myself of it everyday.

What’s next?

I’m always asked that ‘what’s next’ question.

There are a lot of new things coming out later in the year but for now, I’m taking a moment to bask in the cd release and tour. It’s important to stop and smell the roses every once in a while.

That’s what I’m doing now. Smelling roses. I’ll worry about what’s next another day.

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Datebook

Wednesday, October 13 History and Culture

7 pm at Atlanta History Center, McElreath Hall. 130 W Paces Ferry Rd NW. Listen to acclaimed garden historian James R. Cothran, as he discusses his new book, “Charleston Gardens and the Landscape Legacy of Loutrel Briggs.” There will also be a book signing and unique reception. The $35 admission price is a fundraising effort for the endowment of the Cherokee Garden Library. For more information visit: atlantahistorycenter.com.

“Bundy” Bingo

6:30 pm at Jungle, 2115 Faulkner Road.

“Married With Children,” that’s this month’s theme for Pets Are Loving Support money raising bingo event. The popular 90’s sitcom will be the main focus of this bingo. There’s no doubt that after you leave the show’s catchy theme, “Love And Marriage” will be stuck in your head. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. with the first number called at 7:45 p.m. Price for the event is $20. For more information visit: www. palsatlanta.org.

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Thursday, October 14 Cuddly Cocktail Hour

6:30 pm at Mixx 1492 Piedmont Ave NE. Hey big boys: bears, cubs, chubs, and their followers, come enjoy each other in a relaxing, non-smoking, environment. Plus pizza will be provided at this cocktail hour. www.mixxatlanta.com

Midtown Comedy Show

9:30 pm at Bellissima, 560-B Amsterdam Ave. In the mood to laugh? Make your way to Bellissima and see hilarious comedy acts in this non-smoking lesbian bar. Though this is a ladies club, everyone needs a laugh every now and then. For more information visit: www. myspace.com/bellissima_lounge.

Friday, October 15 Fall Ball

6 pm at Kelly C. Cofer Park, 4259 N. Park Drive, Tucker, GA. The ladies of Decatur Women’s Sports League host games every Friday through Nov. 5. The first game starts at 6 p.m. Come out and support your favorite team. To find out more about participating or information on the game visit: www.decaturwomenssportsleague.info/

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“Discursive Documents”

10:30 am at Museum of Contemporary Art of Georgia, 75 Bennett St. Museum of Contemporary Art Ga. presents “Discursive Documents: Performing the Catalogue,” based on queer artist collective John Q’s “Memory Flash” event remembering Atlanta’s LGBT history last spring. The show includes artifacts from “Memory Flash” as well as new items that others have been made as a result of the event.

For more information visit: www.mocaga.org

Sunday, October 17

Visit one of the many gay or gay friendly churches that Atlanta has to offer. Some of these include: All Saints Episcopal Church, Virginia Highland Church, Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Atlanta, Truth Center MCC, and First MCC of Atlanta. Check out websites for times, information and location.

Cover Free Party

9 pm at Amsterdam Atlanta, 502 Amsterdam Ave. NE, Looking to party for FREE? Amsterdam has no cover tonight, and every Friday night DJ Steve James cranks the beats. There’s also specials on their signature Fishbowls from open to close. Dancing begins at 10:07 pm. For more information visit: www.myspace.com/ amsterdamatlanta

Saturday, October 16 Fever, Night Fever!

11 pm at LeBuzz, 585 Franklin Road, Marietta, GA. Feeling feverish? Let Nicole Paige Brooks and her special guests scratch that itch with Saturday Night Fever at Atlanta’s favorite Showbar. For more information visit: www. thenewlebuzz.com.

2010 AIDS Walk Atlanta & 5K Run

1:45 pm at Piedmont Park, 400 Park Dr NE. The largest and most visible fundraising event for AIDS in the Southeast is back. Join the fight against AIDS at the 20th annual AIDS Walk Atlanta & 5K Run. This year’s Walk returns to Piedmont Park with check-in starting at noon.

The walk starts at 2 p.m., and the 5K run starts at 1:45 p.m. The AIDS Memorial Quilt will also be on display, along with the AIDS Walk Atlanta commemorative quilt (weather permitting).

To view the complete list of sponsors and organizations or to register for the event. Visit: www.aidswalkatlanta.com

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Empowered Forum

6:30 pm at YouthPride, 1017 Edgewood Ave. Empowerment Forum at YouthPride is a forum for LGBTQ Youth of Color, ages 16-24. This is a safe space for you to come, meet other youth, and discuss issues that are important to you.

For more information visit: youthpride.org

Tuesday, October 19 Wii Bowling Tournament

Monday, October 18 So You Think You Can Sing??

9:30 pm at Burkharts Pub, 1492-F Piedmont Ave. Richard hosts Karaoke Idol, a competition for local regular guys that want to sing. Don’t feel like competing? It’s cool; everyone is welcome to sing. Those who choose to compete have a chance at being crowned winner of the night.

For more information visit: burkharts.com.

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9:30 pm at Heretic, 2069 Cheshire Bridge Rd NE. Are you a wiz at Wii? Is your bowling game tops? Grab your wii-mote and get ready for a Wii Bowling Tournament. Play for up to $50 in Bar Cash plus player incentives all night!

Sign up by 9:15. First game out of three starts at 9:30. Highest total of all three games wins!

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Music Spotlight

Pink, Roches, and an Indigo Girl

By Andrew Medlin

At three minutes before 2:00 on Friday afternoon my phone rings. It’s an unknown local number.

Ugh! My phone interview with the Indigo Girls is in just a couple minutes, and I really don’t have time, but it might be something important, so I decide to take it. Tersely, professionally, I answer, “Hello, this is Andrew.”

The voice on the other line says, “Hi, this is Emily from the Indigo Girls.” Great, I think sarcastically, it must be their assistant calling a little early to set up the parameters for the interview (ask them this, not this, etc), as I open my notebook and casually say, “Hey, so are we all set up on your end? Are they ready to begin?”

Without missing a beat, “Yep, ready to go, but it’s just me.” In the back of my mind it should have struck me as odd that Emily Saliers would have hired an assistant also named Emily… but I don’t worry about it. Then it hits me.

She called early: she’s on the line. My tone changed immediately, “Great!” I stalled, trying to collect myself and find my notes, “Uhhh, how are you?” I should have known the Indigo Girls wouldn’t have their assistant call me; they are much to chill for that. I fail at life.

Fortunately, however, I’m able to collect myself, find my notes, and proceed without much more bumbling. On the plus side, the casual tone set by my initial response gelled perfectly with affable, good nature of Emily Saliers. Thanks for being so chill, by the way.

Since the late eighties the Indigo girls have been rocking Atlanta, and the world, with their unique blend of folk rock harmonies. Their political prowess, as well as their refusal to sell out to the mainstream media (not us, btw), has gained them recognition as, not just musicians, but as roll models for queer and queer-friendly people around the globe.

Amy Ray and Emily Saliers have been playing together since they were in high school in Decatur, where they still live today. Thirty years later, their music is still sweeping the charts, captivating a hugely diverse audience from preteens to octogenarians, and from all walks of life.

Beginning Friday, October 15th, the Indigo Girls will kick off a three-week tour at the Buckhead Theatre, where they will feature songs from their latest live album, ‘Staring Down the Brilliant Dream,’ as well as other hits from ‘Poisedon and 32 davidatlanta

the Bitter Bug’ and other crowd favorites. “We play whatever strikes us,” explains Saliers, “we collaborate with the audience and the openers to find what feels right.” Julie Wolf will be joining them onstage with keyboard and vocals, while Atlanta’s own Evan McHugh will be opening for the Girls on Friday. Later in the tour artists like the incomparable singer/songwriter Lucy Roche (of the Roche’s, and half-sister of Rufus Wainwright; check her out, she rocks) will be opening for (and hopefully jamming with) the Girls.

“Why such a short tour?” I ask Salier, expecting to hear about conflicting tours, events, or something else super posh. Her answer amazes me. “Quality of life,” she said, “We learned early on that we needed to be at home sometimes.”

And thank goodness that home is Atlanta. “We’re a bar band at heart,” she says.

You can still see the Indigo Girls supporting local artists at Atlanta’s various pub style bars and venues, especially the ones near their alma mater, Emory University, “We were just at Smith’s Olde Bar checking out the Shadow Boxers – they’re a great young band.” The Girls got their start at a similar local band, the Dugout.

“We were hugely inspired by the Emory and Little 5 Points bands – the Atlanta club scene was amazing in the late 80’s.” Saliers references musical influences from post punk, alternative music, rock, and blue grass to R&B, beats, and groove. She specifically mentions the Roches, calling them “hugely influential, quirky and bizarre” – and if you haven’t heard of them, drop what you’re doing right now and get thee to itunes.

David Mag: “Any advise for new Atlanta bands, just starting out?”

Emily Saliers: 1. “Use every opportunity without being… opportunistic” 2. “Give them something they can hold in their hand. With us, it was a Cassette tape in highschool, then came CD’s, now it’s downloads.”

3. “Mix up the venue: See how you play for a different audience.”

4. “Be the opening act, the headliner: try it all.”

5. “Oh, and sing live! It’s the best way to learn your sound.”

The Indigo Girls are known for their unique harmonies and thoughtful lyrical prose. Saliers confesses that as a girl she was in church choir. She says that sacred music has always played a large role in their music: The Bible, not a religious work, but as a unique source of literary images serves as a constant resource for their thematic and poetic choices. “I was raised in an open church,” Sailers explains, “a kind of non-restrictive Christianity” that allows her to keep her perspective, even when faced with adversity from queer-fearing organizations.

David Mag: “How has being a queer artist changed in the 21st century?”

Emily Saliers: “Being queer in the 21st century means something different now – it’s a liquid scope. Being queer is more than just being lesbian or gay, it’s and openness, and a perspective, and a welcoming of differences. It’s a celebration of diversity. The more people come out in the industry, the more comfortable the mainstream audience will be with the whole thing. It [leads to] more underground music, and increased audience demographic for queer music. It’s less… restrictive.”

The Indigo Girls are, without a doubt, a paragon of queer music and identity. Saliers listed Ani DiFranco, Dar Williams, and The Scissor Sisters as some of their queer contemporaries, but also includes in the cannon artists such as Cher, and Lady Gaga. “Lady Gaga is a queer artist, even though she’s Pop, and currently in a hetero relationship – she appeals to so many, and champions LGBT rights. It’s all about fluidity.” Being Queer in the 21st century means something different than it did before: “There’s a broadness to it, but also a… specificity,” muses Saliers. “Also, people just like good music… queer or not, if you have quality music, then its sells.”

Saliers wasn’t out in high school, and was afraid that when she came out (at 19) her music would be pigeonholed – “which it was.” Because of the efforts of artists like the Indigo Girls, the music world has changed its view on gays in the industry. “It’s an openness – across boundaries – and acceptance and exploration of life” that defines being queer nowadays. You don’t have to be gay to be queer.

Pink is an example of another fearless queer icon who, herself, doesn’t happen to be gay. The Indigo Girls just collaborated with pink on “Dear Mr. President,” a song that strives to portray the frustration of a queer nation’s outrage at our previous administration. When the Girls learned that Pink was interested in a collaboration, they jumped at the opportunity, excited to work with a politically like-minded artist. “Pink is a reengage,” says Saliors, “She is, she is… a very cool woman.”

I was curious if it was a difficult transition going from such an alternative work environment to the uber-Hollywood world of Pink. “We worked well together,” explains Saliers, “We don’t get involved in the machinery.”

“It must be different, though,” I say, “You two have stayed so strong at being true to your identify, I mean, how do you resist all the heterosexism in the music industry?”

Saliers chuckles: “We didn’t have to resist them, they resisted us.”

When the Indigo Girls came out as a Lesbian rock duo, critics were sure it was the end of a career that had never begun. “It never held us back,” says Saliers, “not in our spirits.” Their demographic spread, and today their music and message reaches millions across the planet, whom they would like to thank humbly for all the support.

The Indigo Girls looks forward to enjoying Pride weekend at Piedmont Park. Saliers specifically mentioned her excitement at seeing Men, Le Tigre’s electro pop side project, perform Saturday night. I know where I’m going to be.

So, keep your eyes peeled, Atlanta. You never know when you’ll be walking down the street and bump into a queer icon, or hanging out a dive bar next to Grammy award winning musician. And whether you run into one of them or not, be proud, and be grateful – these two Atlanta artists have changed the world.

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Lifestyles

The ‘ A ’ Gay Mike Ruiz Tops the List

By Mark Bruno

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Mike Ruiz loves the camera and the camera loves him. So when Logo decided to document the lives of Gotham’s gay elite in their new show, A-List: New York, of course they had to include him.

The celebrity photographer has worked with everyone from Kelly Clarkson to Adam Lambert to Katy Perry.

Most of his work has been behind–the-lens but his good looks and Herculean body have been seen on several reality shows including America’s Next Top Model, RuPaul’s Drag Race, and Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List.

We spoke to Ruiz about his new show, how he’s handling the adoration of gay fans, and what it means to be an ‘A’ gay.

Why did you decide to participate in the show?

I’m a risk taker. Also, I knew it would be an amazing crash course in TV production. What I’ve leaned from the show can never be taught in a classroom.

How do you feel about the A-List: New York being referred to as “The Gay Housewives of New York”?

It’s a smart marketing tactic. The “Housewives” franchise is wildly successful.

Can we expect a lot of drama and cattiness on the show?

The viewers can expect a whole lot of bitch fighting! There is a ton of drama but it’s all in good fun.

Are you the voice of reason on the show?

I’m like Faye Dunaway in “Mommie Dearest”.

In public, I pretend to be kind and gentle but in private, I beat the boys with coat hangers!

Judging from the trailers we’ve seen, the boys could use some discipline.

Seriously, my role on the show is me being me.

Not sure what that is exactly.

Will we get to see Mike Ruiz at work in the studio?

I haven’t seen the final cut but I think viewers will see a lot of what goes on behind the scenes in my professional and personal life.

During taping, I shot with Margaret Cho, Kelly Rowland and DJ Tracy Young.

Will we see Mike Ruiz at home with the bf?

My relationship is sacred to me. I didn’t want to jeopardize it by having it on display.

Can you sympathize with your pal Kathy Griffin now that you know how it feels to live in front of cameras?

I have been in front of the cameras for the better part of twenty years. I’m kind of oblivious to them now. Also, if you are strategic as to when you allow the cameras to follow you, it never becomes taxing.

What have you learned from this experience?

I have learned how to filter myself from my usual verbal diarrhea. I have also learned to let go of some control. I had to let the crew do their jobs without giving too much of my own creative input and that was hard!

Would you ever do it again?

Filming a reality show is like having a giant mirror held up to you. It can be devastating or if you like the way you conduct yourself, it can be a great reaffirmation. It’s taken me 45 years of conquering many demons and I’m happy to say that I no longer cringe when I look in the mirror.

What new things can we expect from you this winter?

I shot several episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race that will air in Feb. I’m about to unveil a bunch of new celebrity transformations and a few music videos and if the planets align, I’m hoping to begin production of the sequel to the one and only film I’ve directed. I’m also wrapping up on a coffee table book.

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Gay Zombies While preparing for gay PRIDE weekend (see next week’s story on this) I ran into a local filmmaker who could easily be the next John Waters. His name is Milford Thomas. His last film, “Claire”, shown at the Montreal Gay film festival as well as San Francisco, Brussels, and Milan gained a lot of attention. He was invited to participate in the Sundance Director’s Lab. His current project, PRETTY LIKE ME, is a fresh but twisted exciting new gay horror film. Let’s talk.

Brent: So…tell us about your new film, PRETTY LIKE ME. What is THAT about?

Milford Thomas: It’s a tongue and cheek(s) gay ‘Zombedy’. Zombedy is a word I created one day while I was happily intoxicated and trying to explain to someone else what my movie is about.

It means a dark comedy about zombies.

Brent: Yea I see zombies all the time walking around midtown…

Milford: Well, this film starts off as a semi love story with a mysteriously elderly woman trying to get into the pants of a hot young male stripper.

a really good compliment, unintentionally, from my friend that was at the script reading recently.

She left during intermission and later told me it was because she felt so “middle American”. She couldn’t handle it all and that really excited me.

Brent: Damn Milt! So, what’s your goal with the movie…

Milford: Um. It would be cool for this to be an underground hit. I just want people to get it and have a good time. But with that said, some gays may get offended with some of the material because the script makes fun of every genre or subset of society…rather it’s different type of gay labels, race, or whatever. Nobody is sacred. It’s not like Circuit Party 3…you know…this is like early John Waters meets George Romero and there’s no respect for anyone.

Brent: Speaking of John Waters, is it true that you two have worked together? I heard he gave you advice and all that kind of stuff.

Milford: Not true. We just did some poppers once at his beach house.

Brent: Sounds familiar…

Brent: Crickets. That’s it?

Milford: Then of course a terrible accident occurs and all the terror and mayhem begins! The film is actually based in Atlanta and coincidently around PRIDE.

Milford: Yep. It was in Province Town where he lives during a film festival with another producer friend of mine and we just ended up at his beach house.

Brent: Oh really. When will it be finished? I can’t wait to see this!

Brent: Well you should have filmed THAT! Oh no, we’re running out of time, Is there anything else you’d like to say to the readers?

Milford: Next year around Halloween. We’re still in the process of casting and lining up all of the technical stuff to start shooting. Actually, we’ll be out this weekend to get some footage from PRIDE. Brent: Well I read the script and would like to tell the readers that it has the potential to be the next Rocky Horror.

Milford: Yep but with an even more gay twist.

Unlike other zombie films, these zombies are not only hot, but they rape only other hot people to turn them into zombies and disembowel their unattractive victims…

Brent: Um….but wait till the audience find out HOW they do it…you got a sick mind Mr. Thomas.

Milford: Well Brent, I don’t want to give THAT part away…

Brent: How do you think people will respond to this movie? I mean, according to the script, it’s pretty graphic, a lot of nudity, and darkly twisted.

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Milford: Like I said, it’s a work in progress so we’re still looking to fill positions in every category like production assistants, extras, transportation drivers, really well built young men who wants to be gay zombies…

Brent: Contact?

Milford: Send all info to Milfordearl@gmail.com Brent: Thank you so merch and I can’t wait to see the final product of this future gay horror comedy classic.

Milford: Yep but in the midst of all that, it’s also a story about longing to belong and finding love.

Brent: Now that’s something ALL of us can relate to!

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Dear Momma MonaNeed advice from your medical staff of experts. Over the last couple of years I’ve gotten myself back into shape and taking pride back into my body again. And with this, there comes the issue of self grooming/ manscaping of one’s physique since I’m a hairy boy. Upon trimming upon the ballsack, I’ve taken a few minor nicks over the years trying to keep the boys trimmed. What I’ve notice recently is where those little nicks have occur and healed, is what looks like small pinhead sized blood clots that have formed. Which makes my ballsack little gross to look at. Question here is, what does your medical staff of physicians state can be done to rid oneself of these small nuisances on the ballsack area once the damage has been done?

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I love reading your column - the stories always make me smile!

I wanted to tell you about my mom. If you ever find yourself (probably lost) in Albany, Georgia on a Sunday morning, you could stop by the only Southern Baptist Church named after one of the main roads through the “city.” Without a doubt, she would be on the third row; the best dressed 5 foot blonde in the building, always decked out with her fabulous dresses and stylish pumps.

She’s probably raising her hands while the cheap speaker system blares badly recorded music and the “large” woman on stage is singing (yelling) in the mic that is about half an inch from her mouth.

But then one weekend a month, you can find her here, in the city. She’ll be at Phipps, touring Atlantic Station, trying out new restaurants, or at her favorite place - The “Fabulous” Fox. She’s surrounded by gay men; me (her son), Eric and Brad (her high school boyfriend and his partner that live here), all of my friends that she’s so warmly grown close to, and of course the lesbian population that has migrated to Atlanta from Albany that are friends of the family.

My point is that she is wide open. She loves God, she loves her southern church, but she also has a great passion for people; including A LOT of gays and lesbians! She is always encouraging me to get involved in human rights and the gay movement, even though I tell her it’s not my style.

She is more interested in the issues that face the homosexual community than I am, and when I think about the way that she cares, it makes me wonder where she gets it from.

Small town, small minded people exist. But there are also people out there trying to change that image. My mom does not want to move to Atlanta; she’s very comfortable where she is; she loves her life, and that is what makes the difference to me. She has always told me “It’s not about where you are, but about who you are with and what you chose to do with what you have.”

Thanks again for all you do!

Kevin Dear Kevin, What a delight to hear about your mother! She certainly breaks the stereotype of someone from a small southern town as far as being totally open and accepting of the gay community. I especially love hearing about the amount of love she has inside of her for everyone. I know you are more than proud and from your writing it is obvious that you, too, have much love within you. The

apple does not fall far from the tree! Please pass my accolades on to her, a totally awesome woman!

Thank you for writing in to share your story!

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How yuck! But, no worries. I spoke with a doctor and he says they are most likely small Cherry Angiomas (small collection of blood vessels) and they can be easily be laser-ed off. He recommends laser hair removal instead of shaving.

Wikipedia describes the characteristics: “Cherry angiomas are made up of clusters of tiny capillaries on the surface of the skin, forming a small round dome (“papule”), which may be flat topped. They range in color from bright red to purple. When they first develop, they may be only a tenth of a millimeter in diameter and almost flat, appearing as small red dots. However, they then usually grow to about one or two millimeters across, and sometimes to a centimeter or more in diameter. As they grow larger, they tend to expand in thickness, and may take on the raised and rounded shape of a dome. Multiple adjoining angiomas are said to form a polypoid angioma. Because the blood vessels comprising an angioma are so close to the skin’s surface, cherry angiomas may bleed profusely if they are injured.” http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_angioma Since they have a tendency to grow with age and may become malignant (rarely), you might want to make that appointment sooner than later. Check out all the doctor ads in David magazine to find one close to you.

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Golosa...de a 5

by Luis Chiruco

Esta historia me la contaron... y no sé si haya sido cierta o no, pero es de mis favoritas.

Tengo un amigo que es bailarín profesional y trabajaba en una compañía que hacía presentaciones. Siempre se llevaba bien con sus compañeros, todos tenían entre 21 y 25 años, con sus cuerpos delgados, atléticos y flexibles... la mayoría eran gays y entre ellos lo sabían muy bien.

Un día entró un joven nuevo que estaba por primera vez en un grupo profesional, acababa de cumplir 21 años y era muy guapo, con su cuerpo delgado y marcado, de cabello negro y ojos azules. También se notaba gay porque de pronto se quedaba viendo a sus compañeros cuando se cambiaban de ropa, pero como era nuevo, aún no estaba bien integrado al grupo y se hacía cierta tensión sexual cuando trataba de hacerse el disimulado si lo descubrían admirando el cuerpo de los demás bailarines desnudos, en tanga o con su vestuario.

Llegó la noche de la primera presentación de este joven nuevo con el grupo de danza y el show pasó como de costumbre para el resto de los bailarines. Cuando mi amigo terminó su presentación y entró a los camerinos, vio algo que nunca se imaginó: este escultural muchacho nuevo masturbándose en frente del espejo, con todo su cuerpo perfectamente rasurado y una hermosa @%^& larga y delgada que terminaba con una cabeza redonda y rosa.

El joven parecía estar muy concentrado en su placer cuando presintió que lo miraban y volteó. Los dos se quedaron viendo a los ojos por un segundo y el muchacho se espantó al darse cuenta que lo estaban observando. Mi amigo estaba totalmente excitado por la escena que estaba presenciando y sin pensarlo se abalanzó sobre la cosa del joven y se la comenzó a chupar.

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lo metía lo más profundo que podía por la garganta hasta que le salían lagrimas, pero no le importaba el quería ese pedazo de carne y lo lamía y le pasaba la lengua totalmente enloquecido, lo ensalivaba mientras su compañero se retorcía y gemía de placer... hasta que de pronto el muchacho nuevo dejó de hacer ruidos y se paralizó. Mi amigo notó que había algo raro y como por instinto volteó hacia la puerta para darse cuenta de que había otros tres compañeros que ya habían terminado su presentación y que desde la puerta observaban esa magnífica escena, tocandose unos a otros.

Como si su mano tuviera voluntad propia, mi amigo extendió su brazo derecho y agarro la cosa * de otro de sus compañeros y lo jaló hacía el hasta que pudo tomar las dos cosas* al mismo tiempo. En eso los otros dos también se acercaron y le hicieron rueda para que pudiera disfrutar de las cuatro cosas, acariciando, chupando, lengüeteando y tocando con ambas manos.

Mi amigo se volvía loco, había más carne de la que podía manejar, solo tenía que abrir la boca y de inmediato tenía dos o tres cosas* peleándose por entrar. estaba totalmente en éxtasis perdido en lo que parecía un mar de miembros calientes y rodeado por esos esculturales cuerpos, mientras sus compañeros también se besaban y acariciaban unos a otros.

En eso, alguno de los muchachos tomó a mi amigo y lo levantó del suelo para colocarlo sobre la mesa. Entre todos lo acostaron boca arriba y seguían dandole placer por la boca mientras lo acariciaban y también comenzaron a besarle la cosa* y chuparle los pezones. A alguno se le ocurrió tomar un frasco de crema y se la comenzaron a untar por todo el cuerpo. Como por reacción natural mi amigo abrió las piernas mientras una mano le lubricaba atras. l se volvió loco de placer al presentir lo que venía....ah....got leche?.......................... continuara...

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You have got to consider everyone else’s feelings this week -- more than your own, anyway. That’s not a permanent situation by any means, but it could lead to a permanent friendship or two.

Jazz up your schedule with an impromptu party or some banter that comes from nowhere -- your coworkers, fellow students or family are sure to appreciate the break in their routines.

That big brain of yours is throbbing with info -- and you need to start broadcasting! It’s a really good time for you to engage with that new hottie or some friend of a friend who seems interesting.

You should see if you can get your partner (or roommate or friend) to get off your back for a minute so you can really talk.

It’s not easy, but you can navigate the issues with grace.

People are definitely on your side right now, so you may want to seize the opportunity to push your side of the argument a little further. You could also just revel in the good vibes and have a good time.

You need to show off a little right now -- so break out of your routines and show your people you can be unpredictable!

Your energy is just right for making life a little crazier for everyone involved.

You have an real eye for beauty lately that helps you in your love life, your career and any other aspect of your life that needs attention. See if you can get others to see things the way you do!

Your unconscious mind is working overtime, but it’s causing all kinds of little blips in your perceptions. Don’t freak out -- it’s just a sign that you’ve got more going on than anyone realizes.

Take extra time this week to prepare for what’s coming up. You can see that it’s a big deal, but you can manage anything if you use your resources properly. Take a second look at an old problem.

You need to jump ahead of the crowd in some way, though you may not feel fully supported yet. That’s okay -- you can push yourself a little harder, if need be. Things are looking up!

Try to get together with someone from your past -- you never know when someone who used to be close wants to try again.

Your great social energy guarantees good results if you make a move now.

Your old baggage has to go -- so dump it somewhere! You need to pick up the pace and try to get your love life or career back on track, and that can only happen once you break those old chains.

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Ron Perkov Sets the Matter Straight

By Drew Lipinsky

Ron Perkov has performed alongside the likes Dionne Warwick, Jennifer Holiday and Bernadette Peters. He also starred in the Lincoln Center Production of Mack & Mabel. Today, however, the five-time Billboard charting artist performs more dance floors than stage doors.

His self-penned songs all follow what has become a winning recipe for Ron, with a hidden life message behind thunderous beats. It’s an influence from his theatre past; enthusiastically embraced by some of the biggest names in dance. Tony Moran, Victor Calderone, Manny Lehman, and David Knapp, have all remixed his songs. Last year’s “Miss You” was his biggest smash to date, landing at the top of Billboard and breaking into UK charts.

This month, Perkov releases a new dance track, co-produced by his longtime collaborator, Mike Lorello. “It Doesn’t Matter” speaks against discrimination, especially racial and sexual discrimination that remains prevalent all over the world. The song urges listeners to appreciate our differences and celebrate diversity. With remixes by Mike Cruz, Mickey Friedman and Twisted Dee, “It Doesn’t Matter” is sure to follow the path paved by Perkov’s past hits.

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Matter”?

The inspiration came from realizing that too many people remain close minded about things that are out of the norm for them.

Are you referring to Prop 8?

Sure, that’s part of what the song refers to. It’s important that gay men enjoy the same benefits as heterosexuals.

If Prop 8 is only part of the song, what other forms of discrimination are you tackling?

The song is ultimately about the rampant bigotry and discrimination that continues to plague the world. It doesn’t matter who you are or who you love or what you wear. Remember that life is about learning. We learn from all walks of life.

So you don’t really believe that nothing matters?

Not at all. Everything matters! It matters that we accept people and learn from them and get along. It matters that we at least try to be the best we can be and that we appreciate our differences.

Does the economy matter?

Hell yes, the economy matters. For those that are

Matter?

struggling, and we all are - anyone that says they aren’t is lying - take one day at a time and work hard to pay your bills. How wonderful would it be to have no debt? Can you imagine?

Are we wasting time sweating the small stuff?

We all have to be a bit more conscious in how we handle our lives because if you don’t take care of yourself, no one else will.

You recently married your long-time partner.

Yes! The ceremony took place in Boston. It was small with only our closest friends and family.

Was it important to publicly declare your union?

We are completely different men now because of our wedding. I can honestly say that I feel more than happy. I feel settled in life because of our nuptials.

In the song, you sing that race doesn’t matter.

Have you ever dated across the color line?

My other half is Afro-American.

It never mattered to me what color my partner was.

What mattered was that he is a good, decent person, which he is.

Have you encountered any racism as a couple?

The world is changing in regard to color, but sure the old world way of thinking still exists.

I believe it will die out eventually but it will be some time.

How has having a black president impacted the color line?

America is wonderfully becoming more liberal.

Electing a black president proved to me that anyone can be whatever they wish to be. I find it funny that whenever I tour outside of the USA, foreign fans always say the same thing about our having a non-white President: “it’s about time”.

Can we expect a full length album, Ron? Yes, a full length album is almost done. It is a chill-out album, recorded live earlier this year at my show at New York City’s Joe’s Pub. Mike Lorello (co-producer of “It Doesn’t Matter”) and I are producing it together. The music is wonderful.

As wonderful as last winter’s “Intimate ChillOut” album?

If you enjoyed my “Intimate Chill-Out” album, you are really going to love this one.

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by David C. Muller

EPISODE EIGHTEEN:

T is for Taco Night at Tripps

Once upon a time Luke went to a palm reader in Gwinnett County.

The palm reader told him, “You must move to Atlanta, Luke, for you will find love there.”

On Wednesday, Luke went with Gregory to Taco Night at Tripp’s. Three margaritas, four tacos, six beers and two nacho orders later, and after the sun had set for the evening, Vesuvius St. Rene appeared with a basket of tortilla chips and a cup of spicy hot salsa.

“Good evening, Luke,” Vesuvius St. Rene embraced Luke with a kiss to either cheek. Vesuvius turned to Luke’s friend, “You must be the best friend, Gregory, the Geology student from UGA.” Gregory gasped, “Luke, did you tell him about me?”

“No, he didn’t” Vesuvius said, “Luke has never mentioned you once in any of our conversations but I’m sure he had the decency to tell you about me.”

Luke poked Gregory, “This is the guy I was telling you about.”

“You’re Vesuvius?” Gregory drank many beers; Coors Light, Michelob, Guinness and Pabst Blue Ribbon; he stared out at the world through drunken eyes, “Luke didn’t tell me you were so hot.”

Vesuvius smirked, “Let me get you boys good and drunk.”

Luke said, “I want some more tacos!”

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of drinks and some more tacos; Vesuvius St. Rene asked our hapless hero, “So Luke, what kind of guys do you like? What’s your type?”

“My type? I don’t think I’ve ever really thought about if I have a ‘type’ or not. But, if I had to say, I’d say the type of guy I like is a nice guy. I don’t like assholes with attitude and, in Atlanta, there are a lot of people with attitudes and assholes.”

“I would think they all had assholes.” Vesuvius said, “It’s a vital part of the human anatomy, the asshole.”

“Still,” said Luke, “that doesn’t mean everybody has to act like one.”

“Good point.”

“I just want them to be nice, and funny; if it’s possible for them to be funny; and cute,” Luke said, “Dating a cute guy always helps.”

“Always helps what?” Gregory returned with some more tacos and with some more alcohol, “What does dating a cute guy help, Luke?”

“It helps my self-esteem,” Luke drank from a bottle of beer. “I mean, really, who the hell wants to date an ugly person?”

Vesuvius asked, “Do you like older guys or younger guys?”

“Luke likes guys with big dicks,” Gregory

interjected, “Luke likes big fat dick.”

“Is that true, Luke?” Vesuvius asked, “Are you a size queen?”

“Hardly,” Luke felt his eyes turn glassy. “If I was into super big dick, then you and I would be married now, Greg.

Speaking of which, did you all hear? Gay marriage is legal again in California?”

“So Gregory,” Vesuvius turned to Luke’s best friend, “I take it you and Luke have done the nasty already?”

“Oh sure,” Gregory tugged on his beer. “We spent a week together down in Mississippi this past summer and we f—ked more than a few times, as I recall.”

“And how was he?”

“Greg!” Luke slammed the beer bottle down on the table, “Don’t you dare answer that question!”

“He was f—king fantastic!” Gregory told Vesuvius, “I love having sex with him and I’d have sex with him again, but he said some psychic in Gwinnett told him we should be platonic.”

Vesuvius turned back to Luke, “You went to see a psychic in Gwinnett?”

“Palm reader,” Luke drank more beer, “she was a palm reader.”

Gregory said, “Same difference.”

“Did this psychic; this palm reader: mention me by any chance?” Vesuvius asked, “Did she mention me by name?”

“Unh-unh,” Luke shook his head. “I haven’t been out there to see her in, like, a month.”

“Dude, that’s just weird that you go out there for that stuff.” Gregory said, “I would never go to see some charlatan palm reader. Not one out in Gwinnett County at least. There are plenty of whack jobs right here in Midtown.”

Vesuvius asked, “Do you live in Atlanta?”

“Hell no,” Gregory shook his head, “I live in Athens right now.”

“Don’t listen to him,” Luke bit into a taco, “Greg comes from Grant Park but he grew up in Germany.” Luke pushed the plate of tacos towards Gregory and Vesuvius, “Are you hungry? Go ahead and eat.”

Vesuvius St. Rene was hungry; only his insatiable appetite could not be so easily quelled with alcoholic libations, meaty tacos or cheesy nachos; oh no; Vesuvius followed a completely different yet very specifically strict diet. Vesuvius had a hunkering for something short and sweet and salted with crunchy nuts and peppered with salsa.

Vesuvius knew he would need to go out later, long after midnight, to find a new nice juicy hot piece of ass to sink his teeth into…

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3 Legged Cowboy - Dance Lessons @ 8-9 Amsterdam - High Energy Videos 9pm Bellissima - Live DJ Entertainment BJ Roosters - Male Bar Top Dancers - 8pm-1am Blake’s - Jealouse’s Daring Divas 11pm Burkharts - Mary Edith Pitts Show 11:30pm Club 91 - RT Parties brings you Klimaxx Dance Party with Miss Sophia (go go dancers) DJ Maestro, DJ Rick, DJ Scrilla spinning on two floors all night The Eagle - DJ Dance Party Felix’s - Karaoke with Brett & Tyler Friends on Ponce - Open @ Noon with Bob Brewer Heretic - Presenting the finest dance entertainment with the best local & nationally acclaimed deejays every week! Check our ad elsewhere in David for details! 10pm LeBuzz - Saturday Night Fever Show Mary’s - Dance Party Hot Mess 9PM Differnt DJ Every Week Mixx- Dance Party 10pm - 3am Model T - Free Tacos! All The Fixins! 3:30 pm to gone!

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Woofs - Meet and Greet for “Gathering Time”! Daily Food Specials

3 Legged Cowboy - Studs & Spurs - Shows at 10, 11, 12, and 1 Amsterdam - DJ Dance Party Bellissima - Live DJ Entertainment BJ Roosters - Male Bar Top Dancers - 8pm-1am Blake’s - Kitty LeClaw’s Meow Mix 11pm Burkharts - Mary Edith Pitts Show 11:30pm Club 91 - It’s Bingo Bitch Hosted by: Auntie Snickers Chaparral - Got Leche? 10pm - Hot Latino Dancers The Eagle - DJ Dance Party & Club Night Felix’s - Bartenders Ray & Cory - Serve it up!

Friends on Ponce - Happy Time With Daniel and Terry Heretic - Armorettes Cabaret 3rd Saturday Of The Month 8-10PM Jungle - Party A Lo Maximo with DJ Karlitos & DJ Turz LeBuzz - Dance Party & Show Mary’s - Open 5pm - Boys Room Party - Themed Party - Love DJ Mixx - High Energy Music Videos 9pm-1am Model T - Poker Night Swinging Richards - Open 6:30pm - $10 - Hot Naked Men and Big Cocktails Tripps Bar - Laser Show Dance Party with DJ Steve Lynch Woofs - Great Food, Drink & Good Times

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3 Legged Cowboy - Intermediate 2 Step @ 8-9 Amsterdam - Get L.I.T. All Day Specials Bellissima - Texas Hold ‘Em Poker 7pm BJ Roosters - Male Bar Top Dancers - 8pm-1am Blake’s - Rated R @ 11pm - Half Price Apps: ALL DAY Burkharts - Karaoke Idol 10:30pm - Close Club 91 - The Main Event Cabaret & Talent Show Followed By DJ Rick The Eagle - Modern Family Night $3 PBR 18 Friends on Ponce - H.U.M.P. DAY With Jeremy, Ken & Daniel Heretic - Boys Night Out Dress Code party 10pm - 3am Las Margaritas - Karaoke 8pm LeBuzz - Hump Night & New Entertainer Showcase Mary’s - DJ Yes Sir Spins Rock 9pm Mixx - Texas Hold’em Poker 7:30 - 10pm Model T - Free Hot Dogs! $3 Draft Beer – Karaoke Night Oscar’s - Totally Wicked 80s Night Tripps - Taco Night - Free Tacos 5PM Swinging Richards - $5 Cover! Free VIP Lounge Entry Woofs - Woofs House Trivia starts at 8:00pm

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3 Legged Cowboy - Family Poker 7:30pm Amsterdam - Showtunes 9pm BJ Roosters - Male Bar Top Dancers - 8pm-1am Blake’s - Twisted Trivia @ 9pm - starring The Lady Shabazz Burkharts - Karaoke 11:30pm Club 91 - Swagg Tuesday’s The Eagle - Karaoke $3.75 Well Drinks Felix’s - Smirnoff Martini Night Friends on Ponce - Enchanted Evnings With Ken & Donnie Heretic - Gay Film Festival with Paul @ 9:30pm.

Las Margaritas - Crazy Bitch Bingo 7:30pm LeBuzz - Talent Search & Karaoke Mary’s - CJ Hosting Mary-Oke @ 10pm Mixx - Texas Hold’em Poker 7:30 - 10pm Model T - Always a Party! Wyatt, Gary & Elvis serve up their Best!

Oscar’s - Show Tunes Tuesdays 8PM Swinging Richards - No Cover Tuesdays!

Woofs - Free WII from 4:00 till close - Industry Night!!

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Amsterdam - Video Request Night - Industry Night 9pm BJ Roosters - Male Bar Top Dancers - 8pm-1am Blake’s - Drag on The Edge 11pm with Alexandria Martin Burkharts - Karaoke Idol 10:30pm - Close Club 91 - DJ Scrilla with MC Pretty Pandora’s Box (@91 Below) The Eagle - Bare Chest Night $3PBR Felix’s - Free Pool! Industry Night Friends on Ponce - Afternoons with Jasen 2pm Frogs - $1 Tacos 6-9pm Heretic - Brian May is pouring up stiff drinks - 10pm to 3 am LeBuzz - Man Dance Cabaret - GOGO Dancers - Drink Specials 8pm Mary’s - Open 5pm - DJ Va Jay Jay Spins Mixx - Live Pianist 9pm - 1am Model T - Service Industry Night! Discounted Drinks!

Woofs - Texas Hold’em 8pm

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1. Amsterdam 502 Amsterdam Ave. 404-892-2227 myspace.com/amsterdamatlanta

20. Mary’s 1287 Glenwood Ave. 404-624-4411 www.marysatlanta.com

2. Bellissima 560-B Amsterdam Ave. 404-917-0220 myspace.com/bellissima_lounge

21. Mixx 1492 Piedmont Rd. 404-228-4372

3. Blake’s on the Park 227 10th St. 404-892-5786 myspace.com/blakesonthepark 4. BJ Roosters 2345 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-634-5895 www.bjroostersatl.com 5. Bulldogs 893 Peachtree St. 404-872-3025 6. Burkhart’s 1492-F Piedmont Rd. 404-872-4403 www.burkharts.com 7. Chaparral 2715 Buford Hwy. 678-886-3205 8. Club Europe 4001 Presidential Pkwy.

770-452-1240 www.thelionsdenatlanta.com 9. Club Opera 1150-B Crescent Ave. 404-872-1150 www.operaatlanta.com 10. Eagle 306 Ponce De Leon Ave. 404-873-2453 www.atlantaeagle.com 11. Felix’s 1510-G Piedmont Rd. 404-249-7899 12. Friends On Ponce 736 Ponce De Leon Ave. 404-817-3820 www.friendsonponce-atl.com 13. Gilbert’s 219 10th St. 404-872-8012 www.gilbertscafe.com 14. Heretic 2069 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-325-3061 www.hereticatlanta.com 15.HOBNOB 1551 Piedmont Ave. 404-968-2288 16. Joe’s on Juniper 1049 Juniper St. 404-875-6634 www.joesatlanta.com 17. Jungle 2115 Faulkner Rd. 404-844-8800 jungleclubatlanta.com 18. LeBuzz 585 Franklin Rd. (Marietta) 770-424-1337 www.thenewlebuzz.com 19. Las Margaritas 1842 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-873-4464 www.lasmargaritasatl.com

22. Model-T 699 Ponce De Leon Ave. 404-872-2209 www.modeltatlanta.com 23. My Sisters Room 1271 Glenwood Ave. SE 678-705-4585 24. New Order 1544 Piedmont Rd. 404-874-8247 25. Opus 1 1086 Alco St. 404-634-6478

PRIVATE SOCIAL CLUBS 40. Eros 2219 Faulkner Rd. 404-287-4482 41. Manifest 2103 Faulkner Rd. 404-549-2815

Atlanta Tourist Spots

A. Atlanta Botanical Gardens B. Atlanta History Center C. Atlantic Station D. Centennial Olympic Park E. CNN - Atlanta F. Fox Theater G. Georgia Aquarium H. Georgia State Capitol I. High Museum of Art J. Margaret Mitchell House K. The Atlanta Opera and The Atlanta Ballet L. The Atlanta Symphony Orchestra M. Virginia-Highlands N. World of Coca-Cola O. Zoo Atlanta

26. Oscar’s 1510 Piedmont Ave. NE www.oscarsatlanta.com 27. Swinging Richards 1400 Northside Dr. 404-352-0532 www.swingingrichards.com 28. 3 Legged Cowboy 931 Monroe Dr. 404-876-0001 www.3leggedcowboy.net 29. Tripps 1931 Piedmont Cir. 404-724-0067 30. Woofs 2425 Piedmont Rd. 404-869-9422 www.woofsatlanta.com 31. 91 91 Broad Street SW 404.581.0577 www.91below.com

GYMS/SPAS/BATHS 32. FLEX 76 - 4th St. NW 404-815-0456

33. Gravity Fitness 2201 Faulkner Rd. NW 404-486-0506 34. Workout Anytime 2140 Peachtree Rd. 404-351-3264

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35. Atlanta Leather Company 2070 Cheshire Bridge Rd. 404-320-8989 36. Brushstrokes/Capulets 1510 Piedmont Ave. 404-876-6567 37. Boy Next Door 1447 Piedmont Rd. 404.873.2264 www.boynextdoor.biz 38. Outwrite Bookstore & Cafe 991 Piedmont Ave. 404-607-0082

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